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你能不能跟泰勒說
我把貝芙的電腦設定好了?

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好

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哇

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貝芙有上約會網站呢,小傑

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你知道貝芙有上約會網站嗎?

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真不錯呢

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你看

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我好懷念約會之夜

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我們還會對一起約會感到興奮嗎?

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認識彼此新的面向

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我現在不會再找到妳任何新的優點
畢竟我們已經在一起13年了,對吧?

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如果是優點,我們剛交往時就會知道了

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傑森

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那好吧,我們今晚訂個披薩之類的
怎麼樣?

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不,我指的是跟彼此好好地相處

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一起出去

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- 出去?
- 對,出去

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為什麼?我們出門唯一的原因
就是要找到能一起窩在家裡的人

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我們已經做到了,我們成功了

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這就是我們的獎勵,我們是優勝者

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我才不想跟那些失敗者一樣出門
不了,謝謝

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我跟妳說,她這次摔門
已經比上次小聲很多了

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- 小妮,她有進步了
- 她怪怪的

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她昨天對我生氣
只因為我喝茶時發出“啊”聲

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- 什麼?
- 我喝了一口茶,然後發出“啊”聲

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顯然那樣很不必要又刻意

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好吧

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好,她來了

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妳還好嗎?

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- 還好
- 好

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不

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小傑,過來

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- 過來,快來
- 為什麼?又怎麼了?

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- 有人傳訊息給她,不
- 不會吧

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- 她跟人約好要見面
- 天啊

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在今晚

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但她不能赴約,因為她死了

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對,我知道,對,好吧

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- 可憐的喬治
- 我們應該寫信給他,對吧?

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- 不,你做什麼?
- 我們該通知他

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不,不行,你看他們互傳了那麼多訊息

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他們認識對方
我們不能只回覆“嗨,她死了”

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這個嘛...

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我們應該當面跟他說

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- 妳在做什麼?妳打什麼?
- 我只是...我跟他說會赴約

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- 妳幹嘛那樣?
- 我不能鬼隱啊

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妳假扮過世的女人,那樣才是裝神弄鬼

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小傑,你不用去

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他要帶我們去賽瑞菲娜餐廳

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(康登市集)

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《而立人生》

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最簡單的事實就是
現在的供應鏈太複雜了

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交叉污染是無法避免的

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食物標示

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這種做法是責任限制

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而不是為了公共衛生,這違背了初衷

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總之,我再把文章傳給妳

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天啊,誰讓企鵝在家裡亂跑?

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趕快打給企鵝警...是妳啊

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你去哪裡了?

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我去庭院散步,但是後來有點累

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我知道,沒辦法一次走完,對吧?

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史蒂薇,妳知道吧?
這裡跟我們的舊家不一樣

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如果妳要去庭院散步

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妳得帶著水,免得走丟

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好

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親愛的,妳期待地球日嗎?

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記得開電動車去

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還有,拜託你
別跟他們說你在石油公司工作

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也別說你家很大,還有常去渡假

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還有任何你在2010年前
可能會拿來炫耀的事

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現在都別提

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收到

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對,加油,繼續往右邊前進

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快點,一、二,像練習過的那樣

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要胡蘿蔔棒嗎?

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現在是早上10點30分

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對,我喜歡早早就吃完一天的五份蔬果

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這樣我接下來就能放鬆了

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可以問你一個問題嗎?

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你跟海莉有多常出門來個約會之夜?

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- 出門?
- 對,出門

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- 幹嘛要出門?我們又不是單身
- 就是說啊

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大家出門是為了跟人上床

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不管他們說什麼,就是為了上床

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不然你覺得有那麼多人對陶藝感興趣嗎?

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拜託,大家上陶藝課是為了找人上床

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要是能順便得到一個牛奶壺
算是額外的好處

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跟你說,現在還有酒吧放了沙發

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他們要把出門這件事變得像待在家

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這真是...好,我跟海莉一起窩在家裡

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卻要我們停止說話,穿上外套

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走在路上,搭上巴士

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在巴士上坐20分鐘

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然後在5公里外的地方坐下來

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接著再開始聊天?

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這想法真是荒謬

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- 沒錯
- 而且我的房貸金額很高

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所以我想儘可能待在家,這樣才划算

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- 朋友,我懂
- 看這裡

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對,上啊,對,小喬治

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進了,這樣就對了

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老兄,抱歉,老兄,不好意思,你好

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你覺得能不能讓我們的兒子上場?

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不然我們就只是兩個站在場外
盯著小孩看的成年男人

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- 你懂吧?
- 懂,聽著

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我要他們把比較不協調的球員分成一組

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但他們不要

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我們本來就把
比較不協調的球員分成一組了

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也就是“小孩”

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好,泰勒、席歐,來,上場吧

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好,來吧,對,小子們,加油

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- 莉莉、喬治
- 去吧

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兒子,上吧

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開心踢就好

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好,孩子們,加油,集合

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終場了,做得好

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- 來吧,孩子們
- 沒錯,泰勒,對,好好地伸展

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小朋友,一定要小心

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兒子,做得好

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(盒子沙龍)

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- 嗨
- 嗨

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凱特瑞德在嗎?

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- 妳有預約嗎?
- 沒有,但我不需要預約

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我是她的女兒

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她在我五歲時離開我,我有權知道原因

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好

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凱特

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等我一下

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好,沒事

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我拿一些這個

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祝妳今天愉快

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(凱特瑞德,髪型師)

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(凱特瑞德,園藝中心)

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(野天鵝)

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不要這樣,好討厭

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不然我不知道要怎麼喝下去

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那聲音真的很煩

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- 好耶
- 這件好看

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- 價錢很合理
- 好貴

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快買下來吧

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不,我買了也不會再穿

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- 可以問妳一件事嗎?
- 好

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妳跟史考特花多少時間相處?

145
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- 一週大約四、五個晚上吧
- 真的嗎?

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我們現在幾乎不會共處一室

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對,但別忘了,我們家比妳家大

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即使你們在家裡的不同房間

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也有可能距離比我們近

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因為我們分處客廳的兩端

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對,我們還真幸運

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好,我要買

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我要買下來,留著標籤
也許週一再拿來退貨

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只要注意別流汗就行
妳今晚能幫忙顧小孩嗎?

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- 什麼?
- 拜託啦

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他們需要人照顧嗎?

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他們年紀很大了

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史蒂薇現在都自己燙學校制服了

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她都開始會自動自發地用牙線了

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對,妳說過了

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公主現在很脆弱

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她心情不好時,會覺得自己需要獨處

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不過,凱倫,我知道她不想

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- 好啦
- 好耶

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所以傑森今晚要帶妳去哪裡約會?

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不,不是傑森,是喬治

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喬治?

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對,我覺得挺好吃的

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也許下次能試著加一點帕馬森起司

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我覺得能讓風味比較明顯一點,妳懂嗎?

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不過妳的調味很精準了

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- 妳今天過得好嗎?
- 很好

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很好嗎?

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妳最喜歡哪個部分?

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我們畫世界的時候

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對,給我看看

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我們可以貼在冰箱上,對吧?

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嘿

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這是什麼?

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- 請跟我來
- 好

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好期待

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- 我看起來會不會很醜?
- 等等,我知道答案

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- 你喜歡我的洋裝嗎?
- 妳...我喜歡

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妳每次穿這件洋裝都很美

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你好,對,應該有一桌是喬治訂的吧?

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- 有的,請跟我來
- 好,謝謝你

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小傑,看看他

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你看他為了我們的約會盛裝出席

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再說一次,這不是我們的約會

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你好,喬治,你是來見貝芙的嗎?

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妳好

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我覺得妳的照片實在比本人遜色太多了

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不,謝謝,不,我是妮基
我是貝芙的朋友

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她沒辦法來

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對,她沒辦法來

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喬治,我很遺憾,貝芙死了

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但她今天早上還寫電子郵件給我

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我說會赴約,是因為我們想要當面告訴你

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很抱歉

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她死了?

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- 對
- 在幾週前,朋友

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對,她去世了

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哎,這就是人生吧
畢竟我們都這個年紀了

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所以我總是想在一週內就敲定約會

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- 先生,你的香檳
- 你們要一起嗎?

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那真是...

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不,我們該走了

208
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香檳就是製造來給美女飲用的

209
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,972
不

210
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,807
我現在看起來有點疲倦

211
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,145
這裡禁止吸菸,但我怕妳會讓灑水器啟動

212
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:47,356
好了

213
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,149
好,對,不然喝一杯就好

214
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,485
敬貝芙

215
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,737
- 貝芙
- 妳能不能...給我喝...

216
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,198
小傑,去搬一張椅子,別這麼難搞

217
00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,283
我該去哪裡搬?

218
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,620
好,孩子們,披薩再半小時就到了

219
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,579
好

220
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,582
泰勒,坐在那個距離,眼睛會壞掉

221
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,084
好

222
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,003
謝謝妳

223
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,047
不客氣,那我們要做什麼?

224
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,676
天啊,我不知道
我好久沒幫人照顧小孩了

225
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,054
上次我們做了奶昔

226
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,014
還在客廳蓋了被子堡壘

227
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,225
妳真的不用待在這裡,我不是小孩了

228
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,393
不,沒關係

229
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,730
我愛我的女兒
但有時能跟不是五歲的人說話也挺不錯的

230
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,984
莫札特五歲就寫出第一首交響曲,所以...

231
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:35,320
是啊,莫札特給我們帶來很多麻煩

232
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,658
五歲小孩很難搞嗎?

233
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,995
不會,我只是覺得
能跟成年人說話的感覺很好

234
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:47,958
妳沒事吧?

235
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,383
- 好,那...
- 我媽在我五歲時離開我,所以...對

236
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:58,677
好吧

237
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:09,938
如果妳想找人聊聊
我們的對話不會有別人知道

238
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:14,693
我的記性超級差,朋友也非常少

239
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,821
是啊

240
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,538
那個叫什麼?

241
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,081
- 這個?
- 對

242
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,250
這叫運動衫

243
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,004
對,很舒服

244
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,255
對

245
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,841
我好像有穿過一次

246
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,801
我那時做了大腸鏡檢查

247
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:43,096
我還在麻醉狀態時,我女兒給我穿了一件

248
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:48,644
- 好吧,我們該...
- 哈囉

249
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,229
我們好像該走了,對吧?

250
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:53,649
我要謝謝你們兩位陪我度過開心的一晚

251
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,693
我很感激能至少參與到其中的一部分

252
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,363
喬治,你規劃了其他行程嗎?

253
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,448
妳以為這就是約會嗎?

254
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,243
親愛的,我的藥效還沒開始呢

255
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,665
- 好了,現在很晚了,所以...
- 喬治

256
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,501
- 很抱歉後座那麼擠
- 是啊

257
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,836
你要帶我去哪裡?

258
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,342
親愛的,妳在傍晚時真的美得會發光呢

259
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,011
- 現在才5點半
- 白內障的好處...

260
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:27,391
就是會讓周遭事物看起來
有好萊塢黃金年代的閃亮光芒

261
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:28,892
白癡啊

262
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:29,893
朋友,你可以開車嗎?

263
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,479
在追尋生命的過程中,我們如此接近死亡

264
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,862
所以,妳...

265
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,364
妳去找了倫敦所有的凱特瑞德?

266
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,491
不,我有過濾

267
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,870
但過濾得不太好
我毀了一個女孩的猶太教成人禮

268
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,707
為什麼現在想找她?

269
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,001
都過這麼久了

270
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,753
貝芙去世時,我以為她會來

271
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,548
她沒來,代表她再也不會出現

272
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:00,799
所以我必須找到她

273
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,551
妳有跟傑森和妮基說嗎?

274
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,469
沒有,妮基一定會很苦惱

275
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,847
反正她總是很苦惱

276
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:11,185
不要管她就好了
就像住在繁忙的大街旁邊

277
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,646
不,反正現在都結束了,我找不到她

278
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,610
公主,過來

279
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,950
我能怎麼幫妳?

280
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,497
{\an8}(瑞佛利宴會廳,舞廳)

281
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,627
先生,歡迎再次光臨,女士

282
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,131
先生,抱歉,我們舞廳規定要穿外套

283
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,216
但我沒外套

284
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:46,386
我們有準備一件外套給服裝不合格的顧客

285
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,816
這樣真的有比我剛剛穿的好嗎?

286
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,901
有

287
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,569
- 有
- 有,好多了

288
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,654
好多了

289
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,622
女士們、先生們,請帶著您的舞伴到舞池

290
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,499
下一支舞是快步舞

291
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,425
謝了,朋友

292
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,565
小心,好

293
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:42,317
- 快步舞很難跳
- 是喔?

294
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,613
他真可愛

295
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,075
- 他剛剛講了一個反德國的笑話
- 對,但我覺得他只是在反諷

296
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,327
- 我覺得他假裝不知道
- 好

297
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,579
小傑,他買了足跟護墊

298
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,206
他為了素昧平生的女人的雙腳
買了足跟護墊

299
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,127
那種期望,那種付出

300
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,255
以前約會是一件大事,要向對方展現魅力

301
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,174
展現魅力是重點,對吧?

302
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:09,344
任何想對妳展現魅力的人
其實只是想跟妳上床

303
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,345
- 才不是
- 就是

304
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,015
真正的魅力是讓別人覺得自己很特別

305
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,433
我很期待...

306
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,685
什麼?怎麼了?

307
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,395
- 是華爾滋
- 那妳去吧

308
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,073
聽說她結婚了

309
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,589
- 謝了
- 不客氣

310
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,388
對,就是這樣,吐氣時根本不必發出聲音

311
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,515
就是說啊

312
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,558
真不知道她幹嘛那樣

313
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,774
你流了好多手汗

314
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,317
那是因為妳抓得太緊了

315
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,612
如果你沒流那麼多手汗
我就不用抓那麼緊

316
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,323
希薇,看來我們陷入了
雞生蛋或蛋生雞的困境

317
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,160
你看喬治如何掌握主導權

318
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,288
多麼溫柔的支配

319
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,794
- 他在床上時就跟跳舞一樣
- 好了

320
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,592
怎樣?

321
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,261
沒事

322
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,181
- 如果你有話要說...
- 我們先回家,好嗎?

323
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,246
喬治

324
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,959
喬治,車子停下來了

325
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,379
是啊,到家了嗎?

326
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,090
還沒,我們好像拋錨了

327
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,885
是啊,有時會這樣

328
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:17,848
他是在...

329
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,146
我有跟你們說過我對日本人的理論嗎?

330
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,159
嘿,妳怎麼還沒睡?

331
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:45,167
妳還好嗎?妳要把燈打開嗎?
這樣比較不會暗得太可怕

332
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,629
什麼是氣候緊急狀態?

333
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,089
妳從哪裡聽來的?

334
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,469
{\an8}(地球日快樂
《你在今年地球日要做什麼?》)

335
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,518
如果開燈,會害到動物

336
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,228
不會,我覺得沒關係

337
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,065
好吧

338
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,733
好,聽著

339
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,194
妳完全不用擔心那些事

340
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,863
外頭有很多人正非常努力地

341
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,658
- 確保一切正常
- 那你有嗎?

342
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,205
我們都會更加努力

343
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:27,209
發生洪水時,動物都會淹死嗎?

344
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,213
我們讀個故事吧?

345
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,884
好嗎?我看看,有什麼故事?

346
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,637
{\an8}《誰搶走我的樹》,好吧

347
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:41,849
不回收的松...

348
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,892
(最後一隻北極熊)

349
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,394
好

350
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,565
我去拿《刺蝟溫迪琪的故事》

351
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:54,027
好嗎?我們讀一些戰前的故事,好嗎?好

352
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,509
好了

353
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,262
我一個人推不動

354
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,555
他76歲了

355
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,432
我是想說妳也許能幫忙

356
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,392
不,我不要,會弄髒

357
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,476
那好吧

358
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,690
好,那我們就整晚坐在這裡,好嗎?

359
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,027
你們可能得跟我相處一陣子,真抱歉

360
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,111
好慘

361
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:41,450
喬治,你可以先關掉助聽器一下子嗎?

362
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,620
- 我們得談一下
- 好,沒問題

363
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,040
親愛的,你們現在可以獨處了

364
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:50,876
我整晚幾乎看不到妳

365
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,170
嘿,這個嘛...我可能有點得意忘形了

366
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:57,382
但能跟一個真正肯付出的人相處
感覺其實挺好的

367
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,636
很多人說我很帥
也很有魅力,妳知道吧?

368
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,804
對,但那是因為你很高,而女人被誤導了

369
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,139
而且我有付出

370
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,183
小傑,我們坐在沙發上時,把頭轉向左邊

371
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,809
那不叫付出

372
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,978
我還以為妳喜歡舒服地窩在家裡

373
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,772
- 妳到底怎麼了?
- 對,我喜歡啊

374
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,690
我當然喜歡,可是...

375
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:18,820
家裡以前只有我們兩個人

376
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,615
現在我們在家裡的角色不同了

377
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:24,243
我們必須出門,才能變回兩個人

378
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:27,871
去一個我們能真正看見彼此的地方

379
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,041
小傑,我不只是背景音樂

380
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,588
- 我要你看著我
- 妮基,拜託,別說這些了

381
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:38,507
好吧

382
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,426
喬治,你可以打開你的...

383
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,559
我覺得我可能影響到你們了
我能幫上忙嗎?

384
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,103
不,可能沒辦法,朋友,但謝謝你

385
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:54,773
我跟我的琳達結婚了43年,也許我滿懂的

386
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:57,150
喬治,琳達怎麼了?

387
00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,695
我失去她了,她去世了

388
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,865
喬治,我很遺憾

389
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:03,949
朋友,我很遺憾

390
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,785
說說你們怎麼認識的吧

391
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,840
我們是13年前相識的

392
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:22,259
然後...

393
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:28,515
我們第一次接吻時
我心想:“就是他了”

394
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,144
“以後我只會看到這個男人的裸體了”

395
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,481
我當時還有跟別人約會

396
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,275
所以我的感受不太一樣

397
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,735
對,好,小傑,好了

398
00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:42,362
- 要是你不想...
- 喬治,我被她迷住了

399
00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,698
我整個被她迷住了

400
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,575
我想瞭解她的一切

401
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,785
我想知道她的血型是什麼

402
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:52,998
我想知道辣椒粉在她口中的味道
是否跟我一樣

403
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:57,336
我想知道她的小學教室長什麼樣子

404
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:01,548
我現在仍為她著迷

405
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,717
著迷於她的一切

406
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,429
我連她那可怕的字跡都喜歡

407
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:12,809
好吧,好多了

408
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:17,314
有個你能夠善待的對象是一種幸福

409
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:27,366
是啊

410
00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:33,455
但我沒有總是記得要看著妳

411
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,915
因為...

412
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,544
妳現在就像一種感覺

413
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,047
怎樣的感覺?

414
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:45,259
就像溫暖的光

415
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,483
現在能拜託妳幫我推這輛該死的車了嗎?

416
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,528
不行,我的洋裝會髒掉

417
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,406
我沒剪掉吊牌,因為我要退貨

418
00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:08,615
什麼?為什麼?

419
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,369
因為我以後不會再穿了,對吧?

420
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,453
我看一下

421
00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,249
等等,不,你在做...小傑

422
00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:18,584
你幹嘛這樣?

423
00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:21,253
我一定會讓妳有機會穿,好嗎?

424
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,048
好了

425
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:31,555
快點啊

426
00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:34,474
好

427
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,559
- 好了嗎?
- 好了

428
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:39,188
- 好了嗎?一、二、三,推
- 好,二、三

429
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:40,522
加油,繼續推

430
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,858
- 發動
- 好

431
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,860
好了嗎?出發了

432
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,945
我們上車了,走吧

433
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:51,617
這價錢在開玩笑嗎?

434
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:56,455
好,去賽瑞菲娜餐廳吃晚餐
再去瑞佛利宴會廳跳舞

435
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,974
(保羅)

436
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,062
(親愛的貝芙,明晚還要去嗎?)

437
00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:21,897
不

438
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,427
(親愛的保羅,很期待見到你)

439
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,013
(克里斯,戴夫,葛拉罕,提姆)

440
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,640
貝芙,天啊

441
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,689
{\an8}(抱歉,她死了)

442
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:08,277
(快速回覆戴夫)

443
00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,361
(快速回覆葛拉罕)

444
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:10,445
(快速回覆提姆)

445
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:32,092
真不敢相信凱倫幫他們蓋了被子城堡

446
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,054
她根本不懂青少年在想什麼

447
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:37,723
完全不懂

448
00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:43,288
字幕翻譯:黃依玲