1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,177 Noah, before we start, these check-up meetings-- 2 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,012 - Catch-up. - Catch-up, yeah. Catch-up meetings. 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,264 They're for everybody, right? They're not just for us? 4 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,474 No, no. They're for everybody. 5 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,727 - Okay, great. That's great. - Okay. Yeah. 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,354 I take my casework very seriously. 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,688 So, Princess. 8 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,190 Yes. Princess, yes. 9 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,567 She seems a bit up and down at the minute, doesn't she? 10 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,819 I think it's just normal teenage stuff, isn't it? 11 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,906 Yeah, I remember being a teenager. Just burst into tears at everything. 12 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,866 I mean, you just grow out of it, don't you? 13 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:36,495 Mostly. I mean, I did cry earlier. 14 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:39,748 There was a really pretty window box that caught me a bit off guard. 15 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:44,211 They don't have a garden, they're just-- making it work. 16 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,713 I mean, it was a nice window box. 17 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,757 Okay. And Tyler? 18 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,302 He's okay. I mean, the sports team thing 19 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:55,138 isn't really helping 'cause he never gets picked. The poor thing. 20 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:59,101 I've got folders full of adopted kids who struggle in team sports. 21 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,477 Oh, really? 22 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,897 It's hard for them to excel while dealing with all those relationships. 23 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,859 Yeah, but he's also not very good at football, is he? 24 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,113 Right. Excuse me, I'm going to get myself a mineral water chaser. 25 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,783 Calm down. 26 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,203 Okay, so, I've got an idea. And I think it's a good one. 27 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,873 - So I'm just gonna say it, all right? - Okay. 28 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,209 - I'm gonna start a football team. - Okay. 29 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:28,213 For Tyler and for all the other kids in Noah's folder that don't fit in. 30 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:33,427 Like Adoption FC. It's a team where everyone gets a chance. 31 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,637 What do you think? 32 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,683 I think that is a great idea. 33 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,226 - Yeah? - Yeah. 34 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,400 You know, I get really turned on when you start talking about marginalized kids. 35 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,784 - That's a shame. I like this café. - Yeah. 36 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:20,974 All right. I'm off. 37 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,727 - Karen's gonna be here in five minutes. - Okay. 38 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,272 Sorry, remind me what this is again. 39 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:30,526 She's driving me to Brighton so I can buy a table I found online 40 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:33,278 which I can upcycle-- You know, make all nice and sell on. 41 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:36,114 And there are no tables in London? 42 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:40,035 It's a really nice one. And it's only 40 quid, 43 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,454 which, for the table you're getting, is-- 44 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,623 Okay. Let me see. 45 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,169 Sorry, it won't load. I think it has potential though. 46 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,838 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 47 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,884 It's just quite classic. 48 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,680 It's got the legs... 49 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,391 - Yeah. - ...and then the flat bit on top. 50 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,811 That sounds like a table, all right. 51 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,647 I didn't know you were into this sort of thing. 52 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,525 I just think it's important I'm self-sufficient financially. 53 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,442 Yeah. 54 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,945 So can I borrow 40 quid? 55 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,869 Oh, no, you didn't. 56 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,454 What? Oh, yeah. Freddy did it for me. 57 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,164 - All the top coaches have got them. - All right. 58 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,958 You will manage your expectations, won't you? 59 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,751 {\an8}Of course. I just wanna create an environment 60 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,920 {\an8}where people can build friendships, 61 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,548 {\an8}fulfill potential and, you know, find true happiness. 62 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,632 {\an8}Okay. 63 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,177 Yeah, no, that's some great expectation-managing, Jase. 64 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,846 {\an8}These are Noah's most challenging cases. 65 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:44,308 {\an8}I think it might take time to get through to these kids. 66 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,685 There's probably a reason why they've struggled on other teams. 67 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:49,521 {\an8}Yeah, of course. But I just really feel like I can help, you know, 68 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,898 {\an8}make a difference in their lives. 69 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:54,484 {\an8}Jason, I saw that you downloaded Dangerous Minds. 70 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,862 {\an8}- Yeah, all right. It's-- - Jason. 71 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,656 Right, I need you to hear me when I say this, 72 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,451 and this is said by someone who's so full of love 73 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,953 for the person that you are... 74 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:09,249 You are not Michelle Pfeiffer. 75 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,460 And I need to hear you say that to me. 76 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,546 - I'm not Michelle Pfeiffer. - Okay, good. 77 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,673 {\an8}- See you later. Have a good one. - Bye. See you later. 78 00:04:18,966 --> 00:04:20,052 {\an8}I am Michelle Pfeiffer. 79 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,013 Well, my mum's canceled. 80 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,682 - What? Why? - She's just texted. 81 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,309 The cat's asleep on her lap, 82 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,478 and she doesn't want to get up and disturb it. 83 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:33,023 I mean, that's obviously a lie. Do you know what? 84 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,566 She probably knows Karen's out of the house, 85 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:38,195 and she's gone over to use her hot tub. I mean, honestly. 86 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,530 {\an8}All right. You've got a free day. 87 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,782 {\an8}- You should treat yourself. - Okay, Karen's here! Bye! 88 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,325 - All right. See you later. - Okay, bye, love. 89 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:44,660 {\an8}Seriously. 90 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,329 {\an8}When was the last time you did something for yourself, without the kids? 91 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,749 No, I had a mammogram last week. 92 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,167 - No. Something nice. - So... 93 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,627 Something "self-caring." Come on. 94 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,128 {\an8}- Do it. See you later. - Okay. 95 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,964 - Come on then, champ. Let's go. - Bye. 96 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,590 - Okay, coming. - Bye! 97 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:00,843 - Bye-bye! - Bye, Mum. 98 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,060 - Are you sure you wanna do this? - Yeah. 99 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,896 Well, I mean, it's an old address. She probably won't even be there. 100 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,107 Yeah, well, she's my mum. I have to try. 101 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,360 No, no, I really think we should tell Nikki. 102 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,113 Not yet. We've been through this. She'll be upset. You know she will. 103 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,865 - I know that, but-- - Look, I'm going whatever. 104 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:23,782 I need to know. 105 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,744 So either you can chaperone me like a responsible adult, 106 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,705 or I get the train on my own. 107 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,708 And maybe drink alcohol 'cause I'm nervous, 108 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,711 and then arrive in Brighton, which is famously depraved, 109 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,797 and knock on a stranger's house, which for all we know may be a crack den. 110 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:39,965 Okay, fine. 111 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,219 But if you find her, you tell Nikki. That is the deal. 112 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,556 And when you do, I had nothing to do with it, okay? 113 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,765 Relax, okay? 114 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,684 It's all gonna be fine. 115 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,810 Oh, God! 116 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:53,645 - Hello. - What are you doing? 117 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:54,730 My plans fell through, 118 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,899 so I thought I could come, make it a bit of a road trip. 119 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,486 Are you sure? It's gonna be quite boring, isn't it? 120 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,988 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 121 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,281 It's gonna be quite boring, Nikki. 122 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,491 That's okay. Diet Coke or Fanta? 123 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,412 - Fanta. - Oh, my God. I love that for you. 124 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,456 - There you go, Karen. - Thank you. 125 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,793 You don't mind, do you? If I come? 126 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,588 I can't think why not. Can you? 127 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,840 - No, no, I can't think of anything. - Okay. 128 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,221 Well, come on. Road trip! 129 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,057 Hooray. Road trip. 130 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,977 Right. 131 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,324 - Hey, Freddy-- - Nope. 132 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,660 Jason said you were planning on rowing the Atlantic. 133 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,745 - I am. - Then you'll need a trainer. 134 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,581 I was a rowing Blue at the finest rowing university in the country. 135 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,918 - Where? What, Oxford? - Oxford? Oxford? 136 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,419 All right, Wind in the Willows. 137 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,046 Let's all pack a picnic basket 138 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,049 and take a dainty little punt down to Badgers for cake and ginger beer. 139 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:07,386 Thought you were rowing an ocean, mate. You're gonna need a Portsmouth man. 140 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,720 The rivers are tidal down there. 141 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,389 And if you don't think that shows in the arms, 142 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,182 you're out of your goddamn mind. 143 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,643 Besides, every single Portsmouth man knows what it's like 144 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,979 to overcome one of life's greatest adversities: 145 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,064 Having to go to Portsmouth. 146 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,608 Now, get your coat. We're going to the water. 147 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,655 Chop, chop! River's a-waiting, buddy. 148 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,161 Okay, okay, okay. Welcome. 149 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,831 - Who do we have here? Michael? - Yo. 150 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,457 - Max, Kelly... - Here. 151 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,584 - ...Sam... - Here. 152 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,836 ...Theo and Tyler. 153 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:44,339 Boom. Together, we are the Camden Cuttlefish. 154 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,844 I mean, we are open to other name suggestions and-- 155 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,180 - The name's already locked. Yeah. - You've locked with the council? 156 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,056 So, I'm just being told that the forms have been 157 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,933 lodged with the council, so that name is locked in. 158 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,727 I lose it when people get in my face. 159 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,396 Noted. 160 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,940 Okay, so look, before we start our first game, 161 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,986 I just wanted to talk to you a little bit about the word "resilience." 162 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,238 Now, does anyone know what resilience means? 163 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,823 {\an8}It means you've got a big head. 164 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,201 {\an8}- It doesn't mean that. - Shut up, big head. 165 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,494 - All right. Do you know what? - Leave it or they'll start a chant. 166 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,955 You're here because they don't want you in other teams. 167 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,167 They wanna label you. 168 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,669 You've had it your whole life, haven't you? 169 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:26,006 They wanna say that you've got opposition defiant disorder. 170 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,090 Shut up. No, I don't! 171 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,926 Or that you're difficult, 172 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:34,515 unmanageable, dysfunctional, strange. 173 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,808 But do you know what I say to that? 174 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,394 No, guys, do you know what I say to that? 175 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,312 I hadn't finished. 176 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,523 I was taking you on a journey, and I hadn't got to the up bit. 177 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:45,192 So don't let that sink in or resonate in any way. 178 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,697 Okay. So I've been working on the formation. 179 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,658 I can't see any holes. What do you reckon? 180 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:54,451 - Six a side, right? - Six a side, yeah. 181 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,078 Yeah, you got Max down twice. 182 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:57,329 {\an8}Okay then. 183 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,165 {\an8}- Do I have to wear this top? - Yes, you do. It's got your initials. 184 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,375 {\an8}All coaches have 'em. 185 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,086 {\an8}You know it looks like I work for the Automobile Association. 186 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,171 {\an8}People are gonna ask me to fix their car. 187 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,131 {\an8}We look great. Trust me. 188 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,591 Can I break this? 189 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,635 Okay. No, let's not do that. Let's not br-- 190 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,313 Shall we listen to some music? 191 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,566 We can't. Granddad got an audiobook stuck in there 192 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:26,733 and it won't play anything else. 193 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,658 Did the guy message you? 194 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,535 What? 195 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:40,289 Well, you said the guy was gonna message you if the table was sold. 196 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,333 So, you know, you should check 197 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:47,379 because maybe the table has been sold and we shouldn't go. 198 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,799 No, no, it's okay. It's still there. 199 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,051 - Are you sure? - Yes, Karen, I am sure. 200 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:03,812 What audiobook was it? 201 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,941 The steel gray crucible. 202 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,069 Man versus water. The classic struggle. 203 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,780 How can anyone not love this sport? 204 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,824 The poor half-alive bastards. 205 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,745 Okay, talk to me. 206 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,413 What does your training schedule look like? 207 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:25,083 So, a lot of sprints at the local running track. 208 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,212 Just widths to start with, but we'll build from there. 209 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,923 Okay. And what about on the rowing machine? 210 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,758 - Yeah, a lot of 5Ks. - Great. 211 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,677 - Great. What's your personal best? - About 2K. 212 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,932 Okay. Well, look, have you switched up your diet? 213 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,642 You know, tell me, what'd you have for breakfast? 214 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,935 Breakfast was-- 215 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:48,482 Some lovely drop scones with a not-at-all-unreasonable blueberry compote. 216 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,151 Scott, no. You should be on 20 egg whites a day. 217 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,029 - I-- Twenty? - Yes, for the protein. 218 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,158 Okay, look, just show me your technique. 219 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,285 Yeah. So... 220 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,463 - Et cetera. - Yeah, okay. 221 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,589 Scott-- 222 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,636 Are you absolutely sure about this? 223 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,138 I mean, this is the Atlantic Ocean. 224 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:23,141 I know what you're thinking: It's a bit of a dinky ocean. 225 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,728 Certainly, compared to the Pacific. A coward's ocean, some might say. 226 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,106 But listen, I come from a place of humility. 227 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:33,151 So let's start with the Atlantic, see how we go. 228 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,529 It's 3,000 miles. 229 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,905 Best do it soon then. Huh? 230 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,740 The ice caps are melting. 231 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,950 There'll be more of it next year. 232 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,999 Chapter five. 233 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,086 One oft forgotten catalyst 234 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:55,299 for US entry into the war was the sinking of the RMS Lusitania. 235 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,094 The ship's sinking was a catastrophe borne of a tragic deception. 236 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,513 Though ill-fated from the start, 237 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:05,893 countless warnings were ignored that might have prevented the peaceful journey 238 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,228 turning into a fatal disaster. 239 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,315 When we go in, do you want me to do the haggling? 240 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,567 What? You don't need to come in. 241 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,360 I'm not gonna stay in the car. 242 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,905 Honestly, I'm so good at it. 243 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,033 I think it's because I always look like I might cry. 244 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,451 Makes people a bit nervous. 245 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,708 Do you know what though? 246 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,711 I'm actually having second thoughts about the table. 247 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,254 Really? 248 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,256 Yeah. 249 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:40,594 I just think tables might be a bit of a bubble, you know. A fad. 250 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,638 You know, I was worried about that too. 251 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:45,682 I don't want to be stuck in tables when everyone else is in NFTs. 252 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,017 Yeah. 253 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,268 Are you sure? 254 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,105 Uh-huh. 255 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,859 Can we just get chips on the pier? 256 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,740 Don't worry. It's only a table. 257 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,077 What are you getting so upset for? 258 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,330 I think the audiobook's just getting to us. 259 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,541 They were just boys. 260 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,127 Oh, thank God. I thought it was just me. 261 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,100 Unbelievable save. 262 00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,233 Okay, guys. Straight back up. 263 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,693 Still a lot to play for. 264 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,779 5-nil is a very dangerous lead in football, okay? 265 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,115 Look, they're tiring. Look at them. They're knackered. 266 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,492 All that celebrating is really taking its toll. 267 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,994 - Can I have a word? - Yes. 268 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,704 - You know we flipped a coin at kickoff? - Yeah. 269 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:49,663 I'd like it back. 270 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:51,957 Max! 271 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:55,961 I've only got card. 272 00:13:55,961 --> 00:14:00,424 Remember, we're double-squaring, so feather-square during the recovery. 273 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,343 I wanna see square blades and drive. 274 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,973 - Yeah. - I'm not seeing square blades and drive. 275 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,975 I'm looking, but I'm not seeing. 276 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,979 Feather, square. Feather-- Okay. 277 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,064 - You're losing the boat. - I know. 278 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,524 It's 'cause you're not focused. 279 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:19,985 Hold on. 280 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,570 - No, it's gone. - No, I can get it. 281 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,113 Look, this is the Atlantic Ocean. 282 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,949 The wind is 80 knots. That oar is already in Portugal. 283 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,076 And don't even think about swimming for it. 284 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,828 Yeah, well, I'm not gonna do that. 285 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,747 - Yeah, good. - I can't swim. 286 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,335 I mean, I don't need to, do I? 'Cause I'm in the boat. 287 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,479 Can we go home now? Have we done enough road trip stuff? 288 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,023 Yeah. I mean, it's not exactly been 289 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,651 the full Thelma and Louise experience I was hoping for. 290 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,403 What? You wanted to become fugitives and get chased by the police? 291 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,488 A bit. 292 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,326 Okay. Are you sure you don't want to get this table? 293 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,870 It seems such a shame to come all this way and not even look at it. 294 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,039 Are you not just even like a little bit curious? 295 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,876 I'm happy with the table I've got. 296 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,086 I don't need another one. 297 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,296 - Well, I just-- - I just built it up a lot in my head. 298 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:24,258 - What if it's not as good as I imagine? - What if it's better? 299 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,594 You don't know unless you try, do you? 300 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:31,390 In life, you tend to regret the things you don't do, not the things you do do. 301 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,350 I always say that. 302 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,105 - Okay. - Princess-- 303 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,274 I don't think I can live with myself if I don't. 304 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,985 And if I wait any longer, the table could go. 305 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,361 Great. 306 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,866 You know, I have to say, 307 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,368 I'm getting really excited to see this table. 308 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,171 That's yours, keeper! Look lively! 309 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:04,756 Unlucky, unlucky. Clearly. 310 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,727 Okay, okay, okay. Fantastic stuff, team. Honestly. 311 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:19,396 Look, 8-nil really, really flatters them. 312 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,231 It doesn't reflect the game at all, okay? 313 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,192 There were six lucky breakaways, two offsides, all right? 314 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,569 Thanks for coming, mate. Well done. Few good saves there. 315 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,363 Excuse me, you got any jump leads? 316 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,781 Van's got a flat battery. 317 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,286 I'm the director of strategic planning for Haringey Council, mate. 318 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,331 All right. I'll have a quick look. 319 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,457 - Come on. - Cheers, mate. Ta. 320 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,919 Sorry about that. That wasn't great, was it? 321 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:43,837 - I loved it. - Did ya, really? 322 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,839 Yeah, I wasn't the worst. 323 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,634 It's big, it's round. It takes up half the ground. 324 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:51,428 - Jason's head, Jason's head! - Okay. Yes. 325 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,764 - Good times. All right. - It's big, it's round. 326 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:55,516 - All right. - It takes up half the ground. 327 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,769 Jason's head, Jason's head! 328 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,230 Head back. Keep your belly up. 329 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:04,148 There you go. And kick with a straight leg. 330 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:07,611 Yes. Yes. Come on. Yes. 331 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,154 Ye-- 332 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:14,952 Okay, okay. You all right? You're okay. You're okay. 333 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,454 - Come back. There we go. - I don't like it. 334 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,123 Let me pull you up. Okay. 335 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,472 Oh, God. 336 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,559 - You sure you don't want me to come in? - No! 337 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:39,893 No, you can't. 338 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,062 It's fine. I don't mind. 339 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,272 We need supplies. 340 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:46,149 Well, you know, for the drive back. 341 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,110 It's meant to be a road trip, isn't it? 342 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,029 Oh, yeah. Okay, great. 343 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,574 - Okay, what do we want? Yes. - What do we want? 344 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,244 - some Diet Coke. - Uh-huh. 345 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,039 Fanta, popcorn. 346 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,876 - Sweet and salty. - Some shelled pistachios. 347 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:05,127 - Okay. - Yeah. Wet wipes. 348 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,254 All ri-- Hold on, hold on. Let me write this down. 349 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:16,221 Okay. Shelled pistachios. Uh-huh. 350 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:24,980 Okay. 351 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:43,540 Hi. I'm Princess. Hi. 352 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,625 Hi, I'm Princess. 353 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,460 Hi, I'm Prince-- 354 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,963 Sorry, who are you? 355 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,256 Is Kat here? 356 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,549 Kat? 357 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,675 Kat Reid? 358 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,095 No, you just missed her. She popped to the shop. 359 00:18:58,222 --> 00:18:59,556 Do you know when she'll be back? 360 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,726 What time is it now? It's just gone 3:00, and she left in 2018. 361 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,019 - So... - She left? 362 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,896 It's starting to look that way, yeah. 363 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,901 Although, to be fair, it is hard to find things in that shop. 364 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,413 Okay. Bit of a long shot. 365 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,416 Do you have a charcuterie section? 366 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,005 We have ham. 367 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,341 Ham? 368 00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:45,936 So you're Shush's daughter? 369 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:47,855 Who? 370 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:49,731 People called her Shush. 371 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,567 Why? 372 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,652 I think 'cause she talked a lot. 373 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:57,739 Right. 374 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,453 Do you know where she went? 375 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,249 No idea. Abroad, I heard. Maybe. 376 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,882 Can you tell me what she's like? 377 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,972 She's like the sun. 378 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:27,477 When she shines on you, it's like-- Wow, you know? 379 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,938 You can't imagine it not being there. 380 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:35,402 Then one day, it's not, 'cause it's not your turn anymore. 381 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,446 And it's off shining on someone else. 382 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,407 Okay. 383 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,993 Well, sorry about that. 384 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,791 - I should go. - If you find her, 385 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,169 tell her her fish is dead. 386 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,380 It's not, but tell her it is. 387 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,717 Okay. 388 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,279 What happened? 389 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,579 I have to tell her you've been looking for your mum. 390 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,706 No, don't, please. 391 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,917 - Princess, she's-- - Please, Karen, not now. 392 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:34,878 Right. 393 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:36,755 I got nearly everything you wanted. 394 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,175 They didn't have any sprouted flax seeds though. 395 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,345 What's the matter? 396 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,307 Where's the table? 397 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,479 - Nikki-- - It wasn't there. He already sold it. 398 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,106 What do you mean? 399 00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:56,149 The market is so hot right now. 400 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,026 They come on and they just go, I think. 401 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,072 Can we go home? 402 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,702 He can't do that. 403 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,245 We've come all this way. 404 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,626 - What are you doing? - Sorry, but it's not right. 405 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,086 Karen, do something. 406 00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,796 - Like what? - I don't know. Something. 407 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,216 Something else! 408 00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:26,597 Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! 409 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:28,557 Excuse me. 410 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,769 Oh, no. 411 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,941 Oh, God. 412 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,611 Nikki, I can explain. 413 00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:43,197 - I am taking a table. - What? 414 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,323 I am taking a table, 415 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,742 and there is a strong possibility he's calling the police. Come on. 416 00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:49,161 What? What the-- 417 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,830 Time is a factor, Karen! 418 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:56,835 Look at her. 419 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,712 Can you not see she would do anything for you? 420 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,339 You have to tell her. She will understand. 421 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,799 I will. I promise. Just let me do it in my own time, okay? 422 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,301 I didn't know 423 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,553 what style you liked, so I just grabbed the first one I could find. 424 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,639 - Nikki. - Well, I left him 40 quid, 425 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,098 and some lip balm fell out my pocket. 426 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,892 I think he's getting a good deal, if I'm honest. 427 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:15,646 Shit. 428 00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:18,398 We're gonna get caught. Go. Go, Karen. Hurry up. 429 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,068 I know! I'm trying to get my seat belt on! 430 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,237 - Hurry up! - Oh, my God! 431 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,080 Chapter 11. 432 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:41,296 Against all odds, some did survive and returned home... 433 00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:53,642 It's good. Yeah. 434 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,270 I just tried to give it a bit of character. 435 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,105 Well, yeah. No, you have done. 436 00:23:58,647 --> 00:24:00,899 Yeah, I like the way it draws the eye, you know? 437 00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:04,403 Even if you actively try to look away, it's-- 438 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:06,071 I can do some of your stuff if you want. 439 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,699 - No. No, no, no. - No. No. 440 00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:10,909 No, you focus on your business. 441 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,328 - Okay. - How much you asking for it? 442 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,747 120. 'Cause it's a one-off. 443 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,792 Yeah. I'll pay you back the 40 pounds once I sell it. 444 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,961 Otherwise, you could just keep the table. 445 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:23,714 Lovely. 446 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,902 Moments later, a second explosion erupted 447 00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:48,071 from within Lusitania's hull where the torpedo had struck. 448 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,617 The ship began to founder much more rapidly. 449 00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:29,404 You got Max down twice.