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Lilac and Thorn.
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Hi there. I wonder if you can help me.
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I recently ordered some flowers
for a funeral, but they never arrived.
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I'm so sorry.
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Yes. Very disappointing.
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Would you like us to send you some more?
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What, in case she dies again?
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No. I'm actually wondering
if the payment didn't go through.
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I've recently moved. Can I check
I gave you the right billing address?
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Yes. Yes. Yes, of course.
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What was the name?
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Kat. Kat Reid.
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Here we are. I've got you.
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Great. What address do you have?
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Sorry, how do you spell that?
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I mean, I know.
Just to check that you've got it right.
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C-A-R-T-O-I...
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Mallorca?
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It happened again.
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The words "doll's house" needs to be
right at the top of the listing.
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I swear, they do it on purpose, Tyler.
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- I'll get another refund.
- So small.
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You can't fit anything in there.
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Hello?
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Well, something's not right.
It's not getting a signal.
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Have you been playing around
with the thermostat?
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No, I haven't been playing around
with the thermostat.
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Because I told you before
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- that you're not supposed--
- Okay, yeah. You got me.
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As soon as you leave,
all I do is play with the thermostat.
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I know it's wrong. It's just, the buzz.
I can't get enough of it.
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Sometimes I get friends over.
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We just can't tear ourselves away
from the thermostat.
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Well, it's nice
that they take an interest.
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Jase and I will let you know.
All right. Okay. Thank you.
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Okay. Bye. Bye. Right. That was Noah.
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He wants us to do a Q and A
for people thinking about adopting.
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- Yeah.
- When?
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Well, later on this afternoon.
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Another couple pulled out.
I don't think we were his first choice.
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Why are you so negative?
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Well, when I answered the phone,
he said, "Hi, Emily."
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- So--
- Okay.
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Yeah. Maybe you're right.
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Just, I'm not sure I know enough
to be lecturing other people.
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You should do it. You'd be amazing.
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- Really?
- Totally.
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You guys are amazing parents.
Your advice could really help someone.
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Thank you.
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- Okay, bye.
- Okay, bye.
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I am getting whiplash
from the mood swings.
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- Well, that's 'cause you're too rigid.
- What?
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You need to relax with her.
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Apparently, if you get attacked by a bear...
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- Yeah.
- ...you're supposed to just go limp, right?
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- Right.
- Allow it to happen to you.
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You need to do the same with her.
Like this.
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- Allow it to happen.
- Stop it.
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Oh, please can you unblock Karen?
She just sent me another message for you.
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- Is she dying?
- No, she's not dying.
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Well, then I'm not interested.
Unless she's dying, she's dead to me.
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Okay.
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All right, Vic?
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Looking forward to your date?
What have you got planned?
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I think I might cancel.
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What? No. Why?
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It's not for me.
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I'm not good at talking to people,
and I'm even worse with women.
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Listen, Vic, there is more to life
than fixing our thermostat
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and possibly our bathroom shelf
if you have time.
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You know what? Okay, right.
What you gonna wear?
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What do you mean?
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Well, why don't you go
and buy some new clothes?
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Maybe some nice new shoes.
Women notice shoes.
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No, I don't buy new shoes.
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I'm 77. I won't get the wear.
I could go any minute.
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Geez, Vic.
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What kind of shoes does Jason like?
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'Cause I could get a pair one size up
and he could have 'em when I die.
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Yeah. No, yeah.
That would be of some comfort.
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Yeah.
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Right. See you later.
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Let's hope so.
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Scott. Come on. Let's go, let's go.
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Oh, God, this is-- One sec.
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You can't be out of breath already.
We haven't even started.
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- There's a lot of steps.
- Not really, buddy.
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Not unless Dorothy here
has been on the steroids.
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I am actually having some serious doubts
about whether I can do this.
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I made a risotto last night,
and my arm still aches.
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I don't know if I can row across an ocean.
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I think you might be right.
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When did you realize?
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These steps weren't part of the training.
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They're just the steps up
to the rowing center.
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Why were you there with your watch,
going all the, "Come on, buddy"?
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Well, because you were a bit late.
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I think this is crazy.
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This is crazy. I need to shut it down.
I mean, I'm-- I'm-- I'm...
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I could die.
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I don't think there's any "could"
about it, mate.
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Hiya, Dad.
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Black or brown shoes?
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- Hey?
- What shoes do you prefer?
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Black or brown?
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Brown, I suppose.
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And what collar size are you?
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I don't know. Twenty?
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That's very big.
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What's this about?
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Dad, what--
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Dad?
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I'll take these,
and one size bigger on the shirt.
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Okay. For this Q and A, I want us to be
completely honest about things.
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We can only help other people
if we admit our mistakes.
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And I don't mean sometimes
we love too much. I mean actual mistakes.
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Like tell them about the time
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we decided to let two kids
with attachment issues watch Bambi.
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Or when you forgot
to pick Tyler up from a sleepover
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and he thought he was being adopted again.
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Okay. We're gonna talk
about your mistakes as well?
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Yeah, course.
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- If there's time.
- Nikki, thanks for coming.
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Hi, Noah.
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Hi, Dad.
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Would you ever wear a waistcoat?
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What? No. Why?
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That's a shame.
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Why are you asking me these things?
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Dad? Why--
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He's gone.
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So, it's a very relaxed format.
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Just wanna get the inside track from you.
Don't pull any punches.
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- They need to know it's no picnic.
- Okay.
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Well, Jase has a lot to share
about his struggles, don't you?
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Well, we-- I mean--
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Here are the others.
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I have paid.
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Okay.
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- Ben and Denise?
- You know them?
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Yes. Yes, we know them.
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They are the most evil people
in the whole entire world.
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Nik. Princess and Tyler were placed
with them before us.
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There was a tree house.
It was a whole thing.
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Well, they always have very positive
things to say about the process.
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah. Nikki...
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It is easier if you just give back
the tricky ones.
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Nikki, please don't.
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Ahoy-hoy, Jason.
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Ben. Denise.
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Jason. Nikki.
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Denise. Ben.
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Nikki.
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Noah.
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We were so glad
when Noah said you'd be here too.
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We were worried we wouldn't have
enough to say, weren't we?
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It's all gone so smoothly for us.
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It's great they can hear
the other side of it from you.
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Okay. So shall we get set up?
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Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
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- Okay.
- What?
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We are not doing honest anymore.
Not a single negative word about our kids.
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They are gonna leave here knowing
how amazing Princess and Tyler are.
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Let's win this Q and A.
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Nikki. Nik.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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I'm Vic.
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Your doorbell's buggered.
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Welcome to our
thinking of adoption Q and A.
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Denise, shall we start with you?
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So, we adopted Lulu five years ago,
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and I have to say,
we are absolutely smitten.
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Yes, we are too.
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We've been so lucky.
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Yeah, us too. Yes. Yes, we feel like that.
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She has so many passions.
Music, writing, dancing.
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Princess too.
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Tyler loves fonts.
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As in typefaces.
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Absolutely loves his fonts,
although not too keen on Helvetica.
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If you wanna see passion, Denise,
show him a poster in Helvetica.
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What is he talking about? Honestly.
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And she's really come on academically.
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She's doing her GCSEs a year early.
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Well, Princess has a Nissan Micra.
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Good to know.
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I wonder if we could talk about
some of the difficulties we've faced.
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Jason, you mentioned it was hard early on,
finding structure.
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- Yeah--
- Okay.
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Did you?
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Yeah. I mean, there were
some tricky moments early on, you know,
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for the first hour or two.
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But after that, I have to say,
pretty straightforward.
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Right.
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This is very kind of you.
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I'm afraid a few things have fallen
through the cracks since Paul died.
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Your shirt's a bit big.
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Yeah. My son's got broad shoulders.
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It'll be his one day.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah. All fine now.
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Right. I'll be heading off.
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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- You sure?
- Well, you've been here an hour.
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You should probably come in.
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It would be a nice change.
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I get fewer visitors these days.
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Well, how would you know?
Your doorbell's been knackered.
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You might be a very popular woman
with a broken doorbell.
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All right. Let's have a look at these jobs
that are falling through the cracks.
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Mr. Filbert. Hi.
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Would you mind popping in for a sec?
I'd just like a quick word.
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Is this about Karen's e-mail regarding
the school-approach speed limit?
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She really does regret her tone.
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No. There's just some people
who wanted to see you.
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Stevie told us all
about your Atlantic row,
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and the parents have raised some money.
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Stevie told you?
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Yes. She can't stop talking about you,
and some just saw the article.
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There you go, Daddy.
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So, what sort of things
do you like to do in your spare time?
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What?
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I said, so what sort of things
do you like to do in your--
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in your spare time?
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I like to read.
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Vic!
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Vic!
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Should we have a sit-down
and get to know each other?
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...are not being cared for
by their birth mothers.
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Their older siblings have been left
to look after the brood.
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Once the young reach the age of three...
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It is now the responsibility
of the older birds
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to protect the younger siblings...
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I'm gonna be in my room.
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Okay.
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This smaller-than-average brood
has the odds stacked against them.
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Love you.
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...alone leaves him vulnerable to attack.
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It's learnt to take responsibility...
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I think it's safe
to take the face guard off now.
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Okay.
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You got a nice face.
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So...
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well done.
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Thanks.
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It feels odd doing this all over again.
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Everything feels odd.
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I keep busy by fixing things.
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Because the one thing
you can't fix is your broken heart?
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No, I'm no good at tumble dryers neither.
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Right. Well, if I'm gonna re-felt
that shed roof, I should--
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I'll make a cup of tea.
252
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,608
I mean, it's not all been plain sailing.
253
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:46,697
The other day, we came down
and found two open butters in the fridge.
254
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,991
You know, we're not perfect.
255
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,869
Okay. Well, we've got lots
of audience questions here.
256
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:56,164
{\an8}Nikki, first one here is about trust.
257
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,541
Sorry. One sec.
258
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,674
Princess, can you make me some popcorn?
259
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,679
Princess?
260
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,403
We tried for a long time
to get Denise pregnant,
261
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:31,283
and it was a right old slog,
truth be told.
262
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,369
No one was enjoying it, least of all me.
263
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,830
And it was very hard on her.
264
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,918
She saw so many people but no joy.
265
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,213
It's just such an uncomfortable position
266
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,841
for her to be in for that long
that at some point, you just think,
267
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:51,512
"No, no, no, no, no. This is horrible.
268
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,889
I'm not gonna do this anymore."
269
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,350
And we haven't.
270
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,310
And that's nothing against Denise.
271
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,811
She's one of
the very best people I've had--
272
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:03,982
Hello. Yeah, I think someone's using
my card to make a purchase.
273
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,819
Yes. Yeah, a flight to Mallorca.
274
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:13,951
Well, the first clue is that I haven't
booked a flight to Mallorca.
275
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,078
Sorry. It's a--
276
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,921
And that's when we turned to Noah.
277
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:29,049
And to be fair, he nailed it.
278
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,093
- We have to go.
- What?
279
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,512
We still have a few more questions.
280
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,138
I think we covered it.
281
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,851
It's really not that hard.
282
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,562
Seriously, the stupidest person
you know has got kids.
283
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,938
Just don't overthink it.
284
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:44,898
Cheers.
285
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,151
- Microphone.
- Sorry.
286
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,740
Well, I guess we're wrapping this up then.
287
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,118
Tell Vic we'll be there soon.
Okay. Bye-bye.
288
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,369
I've just gone on Find My Phone,
289
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,996
and she's on the way
to the airport now, Nik.
290
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,747
And the planes to Mallorca
leave from terminal three.
291
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,708
Hang on a sec, Nik.
That flight leaves at 7:20,
292
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,793
- we'll never make it on the tube.
- Yeah. Well, we've got to stop her.
293
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,794
What are we gonna do?
294
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,254
Apparently, he's at a conference,
295
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,048
and he's saying that counts towards
one of his days in the office.
296
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,425
I don't think so, matey.
297
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,893
Thank you so much for doing this.
298
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,020
Not at all. It's halfway home for us.
299
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,646
Where are you heading off to?
300
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,106
- Paris.
- Belgium.
301
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:30,319
Belgium, with a stopover in Paris.
302
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,988
- Yeah. Lovely.
- Never think of Belgium.
303
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:37,492
No. Yeah. Well,
it's a bucket list thing for me.
304
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:41,121
I've always wanted to go.
I always wanted to see the...
305
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,418
tiles...
306
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,215
and the sandwiches.
307
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,093
No luggage?
308
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,845
No, it was all a bit last minute dot-com.
309
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,305
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
310
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:02,351
When I get a hankering for waffles,
Ben, no stopping me, mate.
311
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,102
Where are you staying?
312
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,523
Where are you staying?
313
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,236
Kerplunken.
314
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,655
- Kerplunken. Yeah.
- Yeah.
315
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,114
We're staying in Kerplunken.
316
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,076
Yeah, gonna get ourselves
down to Kerplunken.
317
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,537
Look at some tiles, eat some sandwiches.
318
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,205
Can't wait actually.
319
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,999
Hi, this is Princess. Leave a message--
320
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,751
I mean, she's just ringing out.
321
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,628
Do we have a plan?
322
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,297
Well, we bring her home,
and we shut this down.
323
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,382
Yeah. But if we do that,
324
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:36,301
then she's never gonna tell us anything
or trust us ever again.
325
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,345
Yeah, Jase.
It would be terrible if we lost the trust
326
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,556
of that pile of pillows arranged
in the shape of our daughter.
327
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,557
You okay?
328
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,600
Yeah. Yeah.
329
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,978
Look, she just wants answers.
330
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,313
She's not going to find any.
331
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,440
Well, that is an answer.
332
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,484
Okay.
333
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,862
Once more into the A406, dear friends.
334
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,113
Once more.
335
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,773
Thank you so much for this. If there's
ever anything we can do for you...
336
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:35,444
Well, they do do that beautiful
Château Thivin Côte de Brouilly
337
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,446
- in a caviste on rue Montorgueil, if--
- Yes.
338
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,491
Well...
339
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,207
Shit, it's right over the other side.
340
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,752
Hang on, Nik.
341
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,712
We can't run in an airport.
We'll get waterboarded.
342
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,052
Can't see her anywhere.
343
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,221
There she is! Princess!
344
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,974
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
345
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,480
Where did she go?
346
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,242
It's okay.
347
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:28,789
It's okay.
348
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,917
What was the plan, sweetheart?
349
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,505
I just wanted to find my mum.
350
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,301
I have things I need to ask her.
351
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,680
But I went to the wrong check-in
352
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,891
'cause sometimes an up arrow means up
and sometimes it means straight on,
353
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,852
which is honestly ridiculous.
354
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:54,273
And then I got in the wrong queue,
and people were so mean to me.
355
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,694
Everything in life is so much
more difficult than it looks on TV.
356
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:01,738
And then the security man
kept staring at me.
357
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,783
So I started yawning so I looked relaxed
and like I'm not planning anything,
358
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:08,287
but he just kept on watching me
no matter how much I yawned.
359
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,621
More actually.
360
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,499
So then I went and bought
a giant Toblerone.
361
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,418
And then you came.
362
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,379
Is Tyler okay?
363
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,423
Yeah, he's all right.
He's with your granddad.
364
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:20,507
Okay.
365
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,804
What is it that you wanted to ask her?
366
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,185
I made a list.
367
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:48,660
It's double-sided.
368
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,121
I'll tell you what,
why don't we write to her?
369
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:54,499
No. If I write, she might run away again.
I have to go now.
370
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,085
Listen, I promise you
that we will help you,
371
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,254
but you are not going to Spain
on your own.
372
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,631
I'm sorry. It's not happening.
373
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:08,555
I took your passports
so you couldn't follow me
374
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:12,142
and I spent money on your card.
375
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,020
That's okay.
376
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,066
Stops me buying tiny furniture with it.
377
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,277
- Did it happen again?
- Yes.
378
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:25,989
It's fine though, 'cause
I've ordered a tiny skip to get rid of it.
379
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:31,954
I'm really sorry.
380
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:35,916
It's all right.
Maybe we can get the ticket refunded.
381
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,043
Okay.
382
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,169
Come here.
383
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,049
Thank you.
384
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,558
Hi. Can I help you?
385
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:56,895
Or like a chocolate bar.
386
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,485
Where is she? I can't see her.
387
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:05,362
I don't know.
388
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,826
Hiya. Where are you? I can't see you.
389
00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:12,995
It was double-sided.
390
00:24:12,995 --> 00:24:14,913
- What?
- She deserves answers, Jase.
391
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,332
She's not gonna stop. We can't let her go.
392
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,376
I have to go for her.
393
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:21,211
So I booked a ticket.
394
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,671
Sorry, what are you talking about?
395
00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:24,840
- Are you joking?
- I need to go. They need my phone.
396
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:28,010
Nikki--
397
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,434
I think I've made a big mistake.
398
00:24:35,434 --> 00:24:36,685
Me too.
399
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:42,900
Sorry.
400
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,440
- Any drinks or snacks?
- Drinks or snacks?
401
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,360
Drinks or snacks, anyone?
Any drinks or snacks?
402
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:10,279
What alcohol do you have?
403
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:13,323
We've got a red and white wine,
some craft-distilled vodka,
404
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,701
Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin and tonic,
and a range of craft beers.
405
00:26:15,701 --> 00:26:17,119
Perfect.
406
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:20,330
I'll take all of those
407
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:22,583
and some nuts.