1 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,729 Morning. 2 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,484 I'm rowing the Atlantic Ocean today. 3 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,945 Wow. Good luck. 4 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,281 Oh, God, it's that season again. 5 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,326 There'll be nowhere to park. 6 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:38,622 Okay, guys. 7 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,708 So, this "launch" is at 12:00, 8 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,294 which means it is gonna be quite tight getting back for kickoff. 9 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,005 So as soon as he changes his mind, we're back in the car. 10 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,174 Last match of the season. Are you nervous? 11 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,592 I am a little bit actually. Yeah. 12 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,512 Although if we don't get a yellow card this game, it means we've come off 13 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,389 the bottom of the disciplinary table. 14 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,683 That's four matches in a row without a fight. 15 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,685 And last Saturday was the first match 16 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,062 that the referee didn't have to hide in his car at halftime. 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,146 Honestly, 18 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,065 I couldn't be prouder of this team. 19 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,445 Let's make an Atlantic-Ocean- rowing-mix-up-road-trip playlist. 20 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,363 Yeah. 21 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,781 We're gonna be at the coast in four minutes. 22 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,033 No, that's fine. Compiling it is the best bit. 23 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,203 - Billy Ocean. - "(Sitting On) the Dock of the Bay." 24 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,705 - Yes. - "Sail Away." 25 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,749 No, that's wrong because that's about sailing, not rowing. 26 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,712 - The Cure! Yes! - How's that work? 27 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:30,048 Well, 'cause they're a new wave band and waves are on the ocean. 28 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,134 The Lighthouse Family. 29 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,427 Yes! Good shout. 30 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,971 Have you had your exam results emailed through yet? 31 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:36,889 No. 32 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,932 I don't know where it's got to actually. 33 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,267 "Surfin' in the USA." 34 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:44,688 {\an8}That's the wrong ocean. Jase, if you're not gonna take this seriously then, 35 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,816 I'll throw you in the sea. 36 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,571 You're overdressed for this. 37 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,448 Well, I've never been to a boat launch before. 38 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,325 You're not going to one now. 39 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:59,119 Will everyone stop talking like this is a real thing? 40 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,122 It's just gonna be Scott flailing around in a blow-up dinghy. 41 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:06,210 Obviously, my 50-year-old husband, who has to arrange his body before he coughs 42 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:09,963 so he doesn't put his back out, is not rowing the Atlantic. 43 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,549 I bought champagne and a banner. 44 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,717 Well, do you know what? 45 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,719 If people weren't so quick to make banners every time, 46 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,804 then maybe this sort of thing wouldn't keep happening. 47 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,475 And besides, I found some tickets he bought us 48 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:25,020 to go and see Ed Sheeran at Wembley, in September. 49 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,943 He's got no intention of being in the mid-Atlantic. I can assure you. 50 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,084 Morning. 51 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,047 What the hell has he done? 52 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,551 Does that mean you have a spare ticket for Ed Sheeran? 53 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,776 They have vetoed vinyl, and-- 54 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,112 Sorry, Freddy. Excuse us. Right. 55 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,196 Come here. 56 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,618 Scott, who are all these people? 57 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,872 My American sponsors hired them for final prep. 58 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:29,251 - You've got American sponsors? - I do. Yeah. 59 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:32,337 You know, it's actually really handy having people eight hours behind. 60 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,965 Means there's always someone awake during my night terrors. 61 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,967 And you don't think that night terrors are maybe a sign 62 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,302 that this has gone too far? 63 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:41,180 No one ever achieved anything without a few night terrors. 64 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,389 Scott, come on. 65 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,057 I mean, 66 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,852 I admit you've taken this further than most but, you know-- 67 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,188 We all know you're not actually going to do this. 68 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:54,985 I hate to disagree with you, but in my mind, I'm already out there. 69 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,242 I got you something. 70 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,746 I'm not gonna be here for your birthday, obviously, 71 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,373 and so I wanted you to have this now. 72 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,923 I thought maybe you could take Nikki. 73 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,927 Well, you know, maybe it's time to make up with her 74 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,928 or at least take some of the drama out of it. 75 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,056 There's no drama, Scott. I'm just not talking to her. 76 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:29,061 It's just, I think you're gonna need her, you know, while I'm away. 77 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,270 Scott... 78 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,866 Hey. 79 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,370 Hey. What's the matter with you? 80 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,580 You were supposed to just coach him for a couple of weeks 81 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,582 and then lose interest like you always do. 82 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,709 What can I say? I'm growing. 83 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,296 Well, it's very annoying and it's probably gonna kill my brother-in-law. 84 00:04:56,296 --> 00:05:00,759 He's sort of inspired me to move beyond what I thought possible. 85 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,637 Oh, bloody-- Not you as well. You-- 86 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,305 Wha-- Oh, no. No. 87 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,517 I asked out my Pilates teacher. 88 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,020 I mean, she said no, but at least I don't have to go anymore. 89 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,564 - Okay. - I've got it. 90 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:15,607 {\an8}Haven't got it. 91 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,235 Hang on, mate. Wait there. I'll help you out. 92 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,695 That's all right. I've got-- 93 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:24,950 He'll be fine. 94 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,244 No. 95 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,665 Is that another lady friend? 96 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,459 Yeah. Well, at my age it's five women to every man, 97 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,379 so as long as you can get dressed and not soil yourself. 98 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,090 And increasingly with the ones in the homes, 99 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,842 even that's not the red line it was. 100 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,468 As long as you apologize. 101 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,310 Look at that. That's lovely. 102 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,396 Princess, have your exam results still not come through yet? 103 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,814 No. I told you, not yet. 104 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,358 Just keep refreshing your email. 105 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,443 Yeah. 106 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,913 I can't believe they're still not speaking. 107 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,998 I like it. I'm the go-between. 108 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,751 They've not talked to me this much for years. 109 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:20,839 {\an8}You got the forecabin, the rigger and-- Oh, my God. 110 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,759 Look at the size of that oarlock. 111 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,345 Well, that's taken me by surprise, that has, 112 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,721 and I prepared myself for a biggun. 113 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,349 Yeah. Vic, can we talk? 114 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,434 All right. 115 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,898 Debbie wants a sex life. 116 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:41,318 I wouldn't mind, but she wants it with me. 117 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,570 And you don't? 118 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:48,116 I mean, cavorting round half-naked, it's just not realistic at my age. 119 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:49,952 I'm a pensioner. 120 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,871 I can't afford to have the heating up that high. 121 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,165 Also, 122 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,752 I don't want her sleeping on the mattress. 123 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,129 I lost Sandra in the sofa, 124 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,966 but there's still the shape of her in the memory foam. 125 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,885 Someone else sleeps on it, she'll go. 126 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,680 She'll be erased. 127 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:17,229 Before you make any decisions, why don't you think about 128 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,524 the things that you do like about spending time with her? 129 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,487 Get all the life jackets, okay? Yep. 130 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,114 Maybe he'll be okay. 131 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,241 I mean, you've taught him well. 132 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,993 You're a rower. You should know. 133 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,954 Well, actually, I was only ever social secretary of the rowing club. 134 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,080 They didn't let me row. 135 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:36,832 What? 136 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:37,916 This was big for me. 137 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,755 You're fine. That's right. There it is. Easy. 138 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,258 Bloody hell. 139 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:01,857 Are you okay? 140 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,449 Am I the only sane one here who can see this is madness? 141 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,995 I mean, are we actually gonna let this happen? 142 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:19,666 People do it. 143 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,800 The thing you're worried about is never the thing that gets you. 144 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,844 That's too predictable. 145 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,347 The guy rowing an ocean, he's fine. 146 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,808 It's the bloke driving home from the launch, whistling a tune, 147 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,686 that's who you should be worried about. 148 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,359 Plus, it's been a very mild season on the Atlantic. 149 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:46,985 Well, how do you know? 150 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,696 I've been researching. I got an app. 151 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,822 Look. 152 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,699 You downloaded an app? 153 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:56,453 What you gotta watch out for is the surface pressure causing cold air 154 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,996 that mixes with the warm water. 155 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,164 That creates fog. 156 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,334 But it's been very good this summer. 157 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,629 I've got an alert set up for updates. 158 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,340 You downloaded an app and you set up alerts? 159 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,894 God, I've missed you. 160 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,146 Nikki... 161 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:29,987 I am sorry that I didn't tell you about Princess. 162 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,572 It's okay. 163 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,159 My life is full of things I wish I didn't know. 164 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,802 Okay. Enough is enough. 165 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,570 Oi, what are you doing? 166 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,864 Karen! Karen! 167 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,032 It's stupid! It's stupid! 168 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,491 {\an8}- Karen! - Karen! 169 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,493 {\an8}- You're not gonna go! - What are you doing? 170 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,995 {\an8}- No! - Hey, hey. 171 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:23,123 - Wait. Okay. Okay. - Let go! 172 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,459 This is my fault. I've never appreciated you 173 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,878 and now you feel you have to do this to be worth something. 174 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:31,256 That's not why I'm doing this, and you do appreciate me. 175 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,800 No, I don't. 176 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,386 Sometimes when you start telling me a story, 177 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,640 you ask me if you've told me before and I say yes, even when you haven't, 178 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,059 'cause I just can't be bothered to listen. 179 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:43,602 And now 180 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,979 I'm actually scared that you mean this 181 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,358 and that you're actually gonna do it. And I-- 182 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,443 - I'm really scared! - No, no, no. 183 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,071 Please stop hitting the boat. It's what keeps the water out. 184 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,783 I know I haven't been as supportive of your efforts on climate change 185 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,993 - as I should've been but-- - It isn't just about that. 186 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,122 Look... 187 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:09,920 this can't be another thing I nearly do, okay? 188 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:14,675 I can't have already done the most impressive thing I'll ever do. 189 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,635 That can't be it. I-- 190 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,679 It can't all be behind me. 191 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,850 I can sense something bad is gonna happen to you. I know it. 192 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,644 I think you're gonna die. 193 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,229 Karen. 194 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,356 I am asking you to stay. 195 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,486 A person who loves you is asking you to stay. 196 00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,304 However, a slight change of plan. 197 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,767 Yeah, I've decided not to go, but a point's been made 198 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,895 and we've started a conversation, 199 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,938 and that's the main thing. 200 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,107 So we-- I-- Yeah. 201 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,737 All right, everyone back in the cars. 202 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,990 At least we'll be back in time for the football, hey? 203 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,409 Told you we should've only paid for an hour's parking. 204 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,329 Okay. 205 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,165 - Yeah, let's just go. - Okay. 206 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,042 You did the right thing. 207 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,065 The water bottle. That's it. Okay. 208 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,609 Let's get warmed up, shall we? Come on. Big day. 209 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,694 Yeah? 210 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,905 Okay. That's it. 211 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:01,615 - Hello. - Hey. 212 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:06,870 "Ass. Man."? 213 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,330 Assistant manager. 214 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,499 They charged per letter, I didn't really think it through. 215 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,708 No. 216 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,134 Last game, so let's leave it all out on the field. All right? 217 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,055 Hey, mate, you all right? 218 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,141 All right, let's get warming up. 219 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,103 Oh, my God. Look. Look-y. 220 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,896 They've got those ladder things. 221 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,189 It's another world, man. 222 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,315 No. 223 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,198 Go, Cuttlefish! 224 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,784 All right, let's see some shuffling. 225 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,786 Hello, mate. You all right? 226 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,788 Yeah, just this win for the league. 227 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,040 Yeah. Saw that. Well done. Well done. 228 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,251 You took away the two worst players, didn't you? 229 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,419 No, I'm only kidding, mate. 230 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,920 - That's just my way. - Well, no. 231 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,674 You know, for me, sport's about more than just the winning. 232 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,551 It's about them building relationships 233 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,428 and learning how to manage difficult emotions. 234 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,139 Yeah, well, best of luck in the Managing Your Emotions World Cup. 235 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,517 No, you've done well with that lot. 236 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,187 There's a limit to some of these kids, isn't there? What they can do. 237 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:16,273 At least you ain't got a load of parents in your earhole like me. 238 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,482 Suppose that's the-- 239 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,611 that's the benefits of coaching a bunch of orphans, innit? 240 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:21,778 No, I'm only kidding, mate. 241 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,572 - That's just my way. - No. Yeah. 242 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,282 All right, 10 press-ups now. Come on. 243 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,204 Quicker. Quicker. Come on. 244 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:33,415 Honestly, I just wanna punch him full in the face. 245 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,376 Hello, Noah. What are you doing here, mate? 246 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,420 - Jason, just a word to the wise. - Go on. 247 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,214 Got some VIPs in the crowd. 248 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,008 Potential parents for Michael. 249 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,219 Okay. Well, that's fantastic news. 250 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,678 Yeah, they seem like nice people. 251 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:50,349 They've got a rosemary plant in their kitchen, which is a good sign. 252 00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,310 So, I was hoping we could see Michael at his best behavior today. 253 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,979 You know, avoid any last-minute doubts from them. 254 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,233 Okay. Then I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll move him off the wing 255 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,985 because their winger's got a ponytail, that's asking for trouble. 256 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,862 Don't worry, he'll be good as gold. 257 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,405 Michael. 258 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,782 Quick word, mate. Listen. 259 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,736 Kick it. 260 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,738 Kick it right! Eyes forward! 261 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,824 Kick it! Go on, Tyler! 262 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,122 No! 263 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,166 - Still no email? - No. 264 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,877 I don't know what's going on with that. 265 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,840 I just keep thinking about how no one in Mallorca had heard of my mum. 266 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,803 No. No. No one. 267 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,893 It's just so weird 'cause she was there so recently. 268 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,978 Yeah, I know. I know. 269 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,479 I wish I'd not wasted that time. 270 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,732 I actually could have done okay in the exams. 271 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,943 I'm way smarter than these crybaby vitamin kids. 272 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:31,491 Oi, you are the smartest person I know. 273 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:34,828 I mean... 274 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,626 it's not a strong field, I admit. 275 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,835 The person in second place 276 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,546 had to be cut out of a life jacket earlier, so... 277 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,265 Okay. 278 00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,811 Go for one, Max! 279 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,070 Okay, everyone, that's halftime. 280 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,656 Beautifully managed, okay? 281 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,117 Well done, mate. Few good touches there. Fantastic stuff, mate. 282 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,037 Yeah, I think it's going really well, 283 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,872 - all things considered. - Aren't we 3-nil down? 284 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,665 Yeah, but the slope on the pitch is insane 285 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,917 - and they got the wind behind them, so-- - Okay. 286 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,921 Honestly, if you could see how far this team has come. 287 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,006 You know, there was no fights today 288 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,175 and one of the other team was wearing a friendship bracelet 289 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,260 and reading a newspaper. 290 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,719 It's amazing from us. 291 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,804 Seriously. 292 00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:40,352 These kids, it doesn't even occur to them that they're gonna win, does it? 293 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,604 At 11, they already know that. 294 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,859 Maybe if they were a bit more on the front foot. 295 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:51,655 Look, winning is being able to control and regulate their moods enough 296 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,532 to be able to sit in a classroom. 297 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,910 And do you know what? It might not be the worst life lesson 298 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,037 for them to learn how to be on a defensive. 299 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,415 'Cause let's face it, that might be their lives. 300 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,541 What? 301 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,210 Not you though, mate. No. No. Some other kids I know. 302 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,130 Go-- Well done. You get some water. Good lad. 303 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,343 You know, anger can take you a long way. 304 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,180 Yeah, but some people are allowed to be angry, aren't they? 305 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,932 And some aren't. 306 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,065 - Just gonna go to the toilet. - Okay. 307 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,822 Yeah, I was gonna wait until full-time to do this, 308 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,575 but I think the other team has pretty much given up. Bless them. 309 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:40,579 - Yeah, it looks good like that. - ...the other sign. Here we are. 310 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,414 Yeah. Are those the gold... 311 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,333 Guys, come here. 312 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,419 Gather around, I wanna have a little chat with you, okay? 313 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,837 Come here, come here, come here. 314 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,716 Look, I've taken something away from you that I wanna give back. 315 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,635 No, not your fireworks. You're not getting them back. 316 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,928 All right? 317 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,763 I took away your anger. 318 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,893 And I took away your anger because I wanted you to fit in. 319 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,024 But I don't need you to fit in anymore, because you are different. 320 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,777 And I don't know, maybe it's because your brains formed differently 321 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,654 - at an early age. Or-- - Our brains are different? 322 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,948 - Let's not focus on that. - That seems like a big thing. 323 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,407 It's a good thing. 324 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,453 Being different is a really, really good thing. 325 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,705 The world needs different people. 326 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,123 Who do you think sings the songs, 327 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,125 and writes the books, and the films, and all that? 328 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,670 Adopted children are two times more likely to become serial killers. 329 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:33,257 That's not really the vibe that I would-- Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, 330 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:38,220 life for you might not always be an even playing field. 331 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,807 But for the next 30 minutes, we've got the slope. 332 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:45,060 So, I want you to think about every single thing in your life 333 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,728 that has ever made you angry. 334 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,856 And I want you to go out there 335 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:53,151 and smash these posh, two-parent wankers to bits. 336 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,611 - Yeah! - Come on! 337 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,071 Rub the head for a bit of luck! 338 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,365 That's it, bit of good luck. All right, let's go! Come on! 339 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,119 Listen, if we're gonna win this ugly, 340 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,288 then I don't want Michael's "maybe parents" to see it. 341 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,747 - So I need you to distract them. - Right. Yes. 342 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,208 - Yeah, but how? - I don't know, just get them out of here. 343 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,418 - Right, okay. Yeah. - All right? Okay. 344 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,502 - Jase, Jase, Jase. - Yeah? 345 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,379 - You're brilliant. No. - I don't know about that. 346 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,339 - You are. Okay. - Cuttlefish! Come on! 347 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,008 - Cuttlefish! - Louder! 348 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,135 - Cuttlefish! Cuttlefish! - Louder! 349 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,846 - What are we gonna do? - I have no idea. Just follow my lead. 350 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,681 Hello. Hi, I'm Nikki. 351 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,683 - Hello. - Yes. An experienced adopter. 352 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,518 Yeah, this is my daughter, Princess. 353 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,728 - Hi. - Hi. 354 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,854 Fancy a coffee? 355 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,731 Is there enough time? 356 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,024 - Yes. - ...test out every tackle? 357 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,358 Great. Yes. Come on then. 358 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,777 - Are we gonna go in hard? Yeah! - Yeah! 359 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,571 - Are we gonna enjoy ourselves? Yeah! - Yeah! 360 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,739 Come on, let's go! 361 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,076 - Come on. This way. - Okay. 362 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,039 Yes! 363 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,374 Yes. 364 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,210 So, what do you do, Mark? 365 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,337 Well, I'm an actuary. 366 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,922 Shut up. 367 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,174 Princess, we've got an actuary. 368 00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,675 Shut up. 369 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,303 Oh, my God. 370 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,013 I have so many questions. 371 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,681 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. 372 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,433 Well, fire away, I suppose. 373 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,518 Okay. 374 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,521 So, 375 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,066 what is... 376 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,818 an actuary? 377 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,532 Yes! All right. 378 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,325 That's it. Run back. Run back. 379 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,120 Loving you. Stay in their faces. That's it... 380 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,791 - Yeah! - That's it! Come on! 381 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,798 All right, guys. Let's keep the celebrations respectful. 382 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,509 Yeah. 383 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,303 - Okay. - Well done. 384 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:44,930 Okay. 385 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,267 Well, again, it's using statistics to assess risk, 386 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:53,021 and then developing policies to minimize the cost of that risk. 387 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:53,981 Yes, yes. 388 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,817 - Should we head back? - Yeah. 389 00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,236 What is it that you do? 390 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:02,781 Well, I am an actuary too. 391 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:10,372 Well, then, all the exact same questions to you. 392 00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:21,800 Yeah, that's a bit spicy. 393 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,719 That's definitely a bit naughty. 394 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,263 Oh, God. No! Stop! Stop! 395 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,973 - Hey, hey! Back up. - Stop! Stop the violence. 396 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,100 Come on, kids. Get out of my face. 397 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:34,021 That's everything I know about probability distributions. 398 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,233 - So, shall we head back? - Yeah. 399 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,568 Thank you so much. 400 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,028 - Thanks, guys. - Thank you. 401 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,156 Wait! 402 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,241 I've gone blind! 403 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,789 Oh, no! We missed the end of the match. 404 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,042 It's gone. 405 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,210 What? 406 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,505 - Shall we exit? - All right. Thanks. 407 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,298 Blind? 408 00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,217 - Sorry. It's kind of my go-to. - Right. 409 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,010 Mine is I can't hear out of this ear. 410 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,262 - That's better. - I know. 411 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,479 Did we win? 412 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:18,315 No, we drew 3-all, but it means we stopped them from winning the league. 413 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,691 - Yes! - Come on. 414 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:21,777 Well done. 415 00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:23,529 This is the song 416 00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:24,696 that I was telling you about. 417 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,949 - It's quite catchy. - Wow. 418 00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,951 - It's big, it's round... - Yeah, there you go. 419 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,078 ...it takes up half the ground. Jason's head! 420 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,372 Jason's head! 421 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,915 It's big, it's round, 422 00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,167 - it takes up half the ground. Jason's-- - I passed! 423 00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:42,756 - She passed! - Come on. 424 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,843 There you go. See? 425 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,679 - Barely, but I passed. - She passed! 426 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,101 We have to celebrate. Mum, have you still got that champagne? 427 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,727 Some of it, yeah. 428 00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,403 - Jason, quick word? - Yes, mate. Yeah. 429 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,206 Hey, mate, you want a beer? They're not very cold, I'm afraid. 430 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,000 - Jill, love. - Thanks. 431 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,751 - Yeah, I'm good. - Yeah, you happy? 432 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,003 - Yeah. - Can I get you anything? 433 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,880 - No, no. I'm fine. - All right. 434 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,466 Now, come to me for a tackle. 435 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,969 Fair barge. Fair barge. Fair barge. All right? 436 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:33,182 So, Dad, for your art, you got an eight which is basically-- 437 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,266 - That's an A. - An A. 438 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,976 - It's not? - Yeah. 439 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:39,271 So few painters are recognized in their own lifetime. 440 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,816 Mum, Vic, you got fives which is a C. 441 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,068 Yeah. Yeah. 442 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,486 A C? 443 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,406 Deserves more, but what do you expect from a bunch of Marxists? 444 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,533 All right, let's have a photograph. We need a photo. 445 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,160 Come on, Jase, we're gonna do a photo. 446 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,038 Yeah. Tall ones at the back. 447 00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:58,165 - No, Mum, you've got to get in it. - No, no. 448 00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,374 Mum, get in it. 449 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:00,876 - Come on, Nik. - Get in it. 450 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:07,216 Right. Three, two, and say cheese. 451 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,634 Cheese! 452 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:09,885 Yeah! 453 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,136 I'll get it. 454 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,387 That's lovely. 455 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,681 I want the footballers. I want a picture with the footballers. 456 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,353 Hey. Congratulations. 457 00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,104 Come on. Come in. They're all in there. 458 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,190 - Is Scott here yet? - No, not yet. No. 459 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,734 That is weird. He should be here by now. 460 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,110 - Hello. - Hey, come on. 461 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:29,446 Karen. 462 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,365 Have this. 463 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:35,994 Nikki. 464 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,079 Come here. 465 00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,293 I was thinking about what it is I liked about dating. 466 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:44,378 Okay. 467 00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:46,880 I like fixing things. 468 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:52,177 Just not people 'cause you never know when you're done with people. 469 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:55,472 They don't just click into place like a shelving unit. 470 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,807 So... 471 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,102 Tyler did it for me. 472 00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:05,524 It's a viral, I think. 473 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:10,821 Thank you. 474 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:16,368 What did Noah say? Did he tell you off? 475 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,412 No, he didn't tell me off. He-- 476 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,625 He asked me if I wanted to be a social worker, actually. 477 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,877 Well, train to be one anyway. 478 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,461 Right. And... 479 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,964 what did you say? 480 00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,383 Well, I said I'd talk to you first obviously, 481 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:34,052 but I would really like to say yes. 482 00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:38,307 Although it's a two-year course. 483 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,019 How do you feel about that? 484 00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:43,979 About being a student again. 485 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,481 I mean, I can't be a taxi driver forever, can I? 486 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,150 And, you know, the kids are older now. 487 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,986 Don't need me to stay with them all the time. 488 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:52,738 And... 489 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,533 I feel like I would be good at it. 490 00:26:58,285 --> 00:26:59,828 I feel like I could really help people. 491 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,248 What's that face for now? 492 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,753 I think I just heard you click like a shelving unit. 493 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:16,929 - Although, you do know what this means? - What? 494 00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:19,640 Well, I finally completed your transformation, 495 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,600 and I must move on to the other men. 496 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,393 That's probably for the best, actually. 497 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,479 Yeah. Well, it's a waste having a girlfriend 498 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:26,980 when you're in college, innit? 499 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,195 Mum, can I see the photos? I wanna post them. 500 00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,738 Yes. Yeah. My phone's on the table. 501 00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:36,782 Cool. 502 00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:39,993 Good. At last. Didn't think he was ever gonna come. 503 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,495 - I'll go get that. - Yeah. Got it. 504 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,707 It's big, it's round, it takes up half the ground. 505 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,710 Jason's head! Jason's head! 506 00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,673 It's big, it's round, it takes up half the ground. 507 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,592 Jason's head! Jason's head! 508 00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,778 - Hello. - I need to speak to Karen. 509 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,321 It's Scott. 510 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,325 Quick. Go.