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{\an8}(大西洋的史考特)

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早安

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我今天要划船橫渡大西洋了

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哇,加油

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天啊,又到了這個季節

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到時候就沒停車位了

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各位,好

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啟航是12點

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所以要回去開賽的時間很趕

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他只要一反悔,我們就立刻上車

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這是本季的最後一場比賽
你們會緊張嗎?

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我真的有點緊張,對

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不過要是我們這場比賽沒拿到黃牌
就代表我們不會...

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在違紀榜上吊車尾

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那代表連續四場比賽沒有打架

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而且上週六的比賽是裁判第一次

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不用在中場時把他的車藏起來

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說真的

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我對我們球隊非常自豪

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我們來建立一個划船橫渡大西洋
加公路旅行播放清單吧

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好

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我們再四分鐘就到海邊了

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不,沒關係,編歌單的過程最好玩了

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- 比利歐辛
- 《坐在海灣的碼頭》

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- 對
- 《航向遠方》

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不,那首不符合
因為說的是航行,不是划船

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- 怪人合唱團,對
- 為什麼可以?

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因為他們是新浪潮樂團,而浪潮在海上

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光明前程合唱團

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沒錯,說得好

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妳收到考試成績的電子郵件了嗎?

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還沒

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我不知道成績寄去哪裡了

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《衝浪美國》

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{\an8}那是不一樣的海,小傑,你如果不認真...

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{\an8}(金斯布魯克高中
你的中等教育普通證書成績)

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我會把你丟進海裡

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你穿得太誇張了

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我從沒參加過啟航儀式

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這又不是啟航儀式

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大家可以別再把這件事當真了嗎?

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史考特只會開著充氣小艇亂晃而已

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我很清楚,我那現年50歲
在咳嗽前會擺好姿勢

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免得背痛的丈夫
是不會划船橫渡大西洋的

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我買了香檳和旗幟耶

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我跟你們說

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要是大家不要每次都那麼快做旗幟

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也許這種事就不會一直發生

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況且,我還發現他幫我們買了票

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九月要去溫布利球場看紅髮艾德的演唱會

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他根本不想在大西洋上划船,我敢保證

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早安

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他到底做了什麼?

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所以你們有多一張紅髮艾德的票嗎?

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(康登市集)

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《而立人生》

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他們否決了乙烯基,還有...

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抱歉,弗萊迪,我們失陪一下,好

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過來

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史考特,這些人是誰?

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我的美國贊助商們
僱了這些人來做最後準備

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- 你有美國的贊助商?
- 是啊,有

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有幾位時間晚了八小時的人在
真的很方便

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所以我每次夜驚時都找得到醒著的人

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你不覺得夜驚可能代表了

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這件事做得太過頭了嗎?

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有夜驚才會有所成就

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史考特,拜託你

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我是說...

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我承認你比大多數人堅持了更久,不過...

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我們都知道你不是真的要這樣做

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我很不想否定妳
但我的心已經在大海上了

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我有東西要給妳

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妳生日時,我顯然不會在家

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所以我想現在先給妳

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(紅髮艾德)

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我想妳也許能跟妮基一起去

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妳們該和好了

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或者至少別那麼誇張

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沒有誇張,史考特,我只是在跟她冷戰

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因為我覺得我不在時,妳應該會需要她

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史考特

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嘿

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嘿,你是怎樣?

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你本來應該只要訓練他幾週

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然後就一如往常地失去興趣

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我能說什麼?我在成長

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這樣很討厭,而且可能會害死我的姊夫

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他某種程度上激勵了我
去挑戰看似不可能的事

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拜託...不要連你也這樣,你...

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什麼...不會

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我約了我的比拉提斯老師出去

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她拒絕了,但至少我再也不用去上課了

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- 好吧
- 我拿著

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{\an8}沒拿好

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{\an8}(贊助他)

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等一下,朋友,你等著,我來幫你

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沒關係,我拿...

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他不會有事的

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不

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那位也是你的女性友人嗎?

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對,到我這個年紀,男女比例是一比五

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所以只要你能穿好衣服,不會失禁就行了

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而且那些住在養老院的人

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也越來越不介意這種事了

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只要道歉就行了

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看看那個,真好看

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公主,妳的考試成績還沒寄來嗎?

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不,我說過了,還沒

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妳記得繼續重新整理信箱

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好

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真不敢相信她們還在冷戰

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我喜歡這樣,因為我成了中間人

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她們好多年沒有這麼常跟我說話了

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{\an8}這是前艙、繩索,還有...天啊

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妳看那個槳架有多大

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這讓我嚇一跳

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我已經預想會很大了

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好,維克,我們能談一下嗎?

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好

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黛比想要性生活

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我是不介意,可是她是想跟我有性生活

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可是你不想要嗎?

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因為在我這個年紀還脫光光調情很不實際

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我在領退休金了

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我負擔不起那麼高的暖氣費用

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而且

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我不想要她睡在床墊上

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珊卓是在沙發上去世的

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但記憶海綿上還有她的形狀

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要是別人睡在上頭,她就會不見

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她就會消失了

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在你做任何決定前,何不想想

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你喜歡跟她一起做的事呢?

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拿一件救生衣,好嗎?對

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他也許不會有事

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你把他訓練得很好

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你是划船選手,你很清楚

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其實我當時只是划船社的康樂股長

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他們不讓我划船

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什麼?

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這是我的一大進步

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沒事,沒關係,好了,沒問題

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天啊

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妳還好嗎?

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現場只有我頭腦清楚
知道這一切很愚蠢嗎?

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我們真的要讓這件事成真嗎?

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大家經常這樣

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妳擔心的事情往往不是出問題的原因

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那太好預測了

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他划船橫渡大海不會有事

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反而是啟航儀式結束後
邊吹口哨邊開車回家的人

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才該令人擔心

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況且,這個季節的大西洋風平浪靜

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妳怎麼知道?

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我有做功課,我下載了一個應用程式

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妳看

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妳下載了應用程式?

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我們得注意的是
海水表面的壓力造成冷空氣

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與溫暖的海水混合

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那樣會產生霧

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但今年夏天的情況很好

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我設定了新消息通知

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妳下載了應用程式,還設定了通知?

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天啊,我好想妳

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妮基

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很抱歉,我沒跟妳說公主的事

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沒關係

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我的人生有許多我希望自己不要知道的事

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好了,我受夠了

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(划啊,史考特,划啊)

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喂,妳在做什麼?

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凱倫...

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這太蠢了...

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{\an8}- 凱倫
- 凱倫

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{\an8}- 你不能去
- 妳在做什麼?

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{\an8}- 不要
- 嘿

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- 等等,好
- 放開

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都是我的錯,我一直不認可你

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所以你覺得你得這樣做
才能找到自己的價值

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那不是我這樣做的原因
而且妳很認可我啊

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不,我沒有

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有時當你開始跟我說一個故事時

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你問我,你有沒有跟我說過
我都會說有,即使你沒說過

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因為我就是不想聽

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而現在...

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我很害怕你是認真的

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而且你真的要去,我...

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- 我真的很害怕
- 不

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拜託別再砸船了,船可以隔絕水

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我知道我不夠支持你對抗氣候變遷的努力

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- 我應該要支持你,但...
- 不只是那個原因

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聽著

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這次我不能再功虧一簣,好嗎?

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我這輩子最了不起的成就不可能只有這樣

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不可能的,我...

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我不可能都經歷過了

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我感覺得到你會發生可怕的事,我很確定

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我覺得你會死

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凱倫

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我請求你留下來

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一個愛你的人請求你留下來

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不過呢,計畫有個小小的變化

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對,我決定不去了
不過我表達了我的主張

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還有,我們開啟了一段對話

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所以那就是最重要的事

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所以我們...我...對

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好,大家上車吧

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至少我們來得及趕回去足球賽,對吧?

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我就說應該付一小時的停車費就好

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好吧

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- 好,我們走吧
- 好

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你這樣做是對的

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(康登活力運動中心)

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水瓶,好,可以了

216
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,609
我們來暖身吧,拜託,今天很重要

217
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,527
(六人制錦標賽)

218
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:57,694
好嗎?

219
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,905
好吧,就這樣吧

220
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:01,615
- 你好
- 嘿

221
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:06,870
“屁男”?

222
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,330
是助理經理

223
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,499
他們按字數算錢,我沒有想到

224
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,708
是啊

225
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,134
最後一場比賽了
我們在場上全力以赴吧,好嗎?

226
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,055
嘿,朋友,你好嗎?

227
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,141
好,我們來暖身

228
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,103
天啊,看啊

229
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,896
他們有那種繩梯

230
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,189
天啊,簡直是另一個世界

231
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,315
不會啦

232
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,198
加油,墨魚隊

233
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,784
好,來練習側併步

234
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,786
你好,朋友,你好嗎?

235
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,788
很好,贏這場就是聯盟冠軍

236
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,040
是啊,我看到了,很厲害

237
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,251
你把最差的兩個選手選走了,對吧?

238
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,419
不,朋友,我開玩笑的

239
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,920
- 我講話就是這樣
- 不會啦

240
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,674
其實,對我來說,運動的目的
不只是為了贏而已

241
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,551
重點是讓他們建立關係

242
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,428
學習如何處理棘手的情緒

243
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,139
是啊,那祝你們參加
“處理情緒世界盃”一切順利

244
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,517
不,你已經把他們帶得很好了

245
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,187
那些孩子是有極限的,對吧?
他們的能力有極限

246
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:16,273
至少你耳邊沒有一堆家長在囉唆

247
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,482
我想這應該是...

248
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,611
訓練一群孤兒的好處,對吧?

249
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:21,778
不,朋友,我開玩笑的

250
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,572
- 我說話就是這樣
- 不,對

251
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,282
好,坐十下伏地挺身,來吧

252
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,204
快點,快啊

253
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:33,415
說真的,我只想狠狠地朝他的臉揍一拳

254
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,376
諾亞,你好,你怎麼來了?

255
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,420
- 傑森,先跟你說一下
- 說吧

256
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,214
觀眾裡有貴賓

257
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,008
他們可能會領養麥可

258
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,219
好,那真是好消息

259
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,678
對,他們看起來人不錯

260
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:50,349
他們的廚房裡有一株迷迭香,這是好徵兆

261
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,310
所以我希望今天能看到
麥可拿出最好的表現

262
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,979
免得他們在最後一刻有任何猶豫

263
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,233
好,那我跟你說我會怎麼做
我會把他從邊鋒換下來

264
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,985
因為對方的邊鋒有綁馬尾
那代表愛惹麻煩

265
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,862
別擔心,他會很守規矩的

266
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,405
麥可

267
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,782
朋友,跟你說一下,你聽好

268
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,508
(爸爸)

269
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,358
(墨魚隊,美洲獅隊)

270
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,736
快踢

271
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,738
踢到右邊,眼睛看前面

272
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,824
快踢,踢啊,泰勒

273
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,122
不

274
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,166
- 還是沒收到信?
- 沒有

275
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,877
我不知道是怎麼回事

276
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,840
我只是一直在想
馬約卡島怎麼會沒人聽說過我媽

277
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,803
沒有,一個都沒有

278
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,893
真的很奇怪,因為她前陣子還在那裡

279
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,978
是啊,我知道

280
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,479
要是我沒浪費那些時間就好了

281
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,732
這樣我的考試成績就會比較好

282
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,943
我比這些哭哭啼啼的維他命小孩聰明多了

283
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:31,491
喂,妳是我認識最聰明的人了

284
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:34,828
我是說...

285
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,626
我承認,競爭並不激烈

286
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,835
第二名的人

287
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,546
之前得把救生衣剪開才出得來,所以...

288
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,265
好了

289
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,811
麥可斯,得一分吧

290
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,070
好,各位,中場時間到了

291
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,656
踢得很好,好嗎?

292
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,117
很好,朋友,有幾次不錯的觸球
朋友,做得很好

293
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,037
對,我覺得踢得挺不錯的

294
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,872
- 整體來說
- 我們不是零比三落後嗎?

295
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,665
對,不過這個球場的坡度很斜

296
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,917
- 而且風也對他們有利,所以...
- 好

297
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,921
真的,如果妳知道
這支球隊進步多少就好了

298
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,006
今天沒有打架

299
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,175
而且對方的其中一個人還戴著友誼手環

300
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,260
和看報紙

301
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,719
我們真的很棒

302
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,804
我說真的

303
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:40,352
這些孩子根本沒想過自己會贏,對吧?

304
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,604
他們才11歲,卻已經知道這一點

305
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,859
如果他們再主動一點,也許會有機會

306
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:51,655
聽著,只要能控制並約束情緒
讓他們能夠好好地坐在教室裡

307
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,532
就算是贏了

308
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,910
而且,我跟妳說,讓他們學習到...

309
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,037
如何防守,也許不是最糟的人生課題

310
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,415
因為說實話,他們的人生也許就是如此

311
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,541
什麼?

312
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,210
朋友,不是在說你,不是
是我認識的其他小孩

313
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,130
加油,踢得好,去喝點水,好孩子

314
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,343
其實,憤怒有時能讓人堅持下去

315
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,180
對,但有些人有憤怒的權利,對吧?

316
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,932
而有些人沒有

317
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,065
- 我要去上廁所
- 好

318
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,778
(更衣室)

319
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,822
對,我本來想等終場再這樣做

320
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,074
但我覺得另一隊幾乎已經放棄了,真可憐

321
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,159
(櫻草花山美洲獅隊,冠軍,2024年)

322
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,579
- 對,這樣真好看
- ...另一面標語,在這裡

323
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,414
對,那些是金...

324
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,333
各位,過來

325
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,419
集合,我要跟你們聊一下,好嗎?

326
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,837
過來

327
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,716
聽著,我搶走你們的一些東西
現在我要還給你們

328
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,635
不,不是妳的煙火,我不會還給妳的

329
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,928
好嗎?

330
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,763
我搶走你們的憤怒

331
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,893
我搶走你們的憤怒
因為我希望你們能融入

332
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,024
但我不需要你們融入了
因為你們與眾不同

333
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,777
我不知道
也許是因為你們的腦袋在初期就...

334
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,654
- 異於常人,或...
- 我們的腦袋異常?

335
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,948
- 那不是重點
- 感覺很嚴重耶

336
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,407
這是好事

337
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,453
與眾不同真的是一件好事

338
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,705
這世界需要不同的人

339
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,123
你們覺得是什麼人在唱歌

340
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,125
在寫書、在拍電影等等?

341
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,670
被領養的小孩變成連環殺手的機率
是一般小孩的兩倍

342
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:33,257
我不想營造這種氣氛...
聽著,我老實跟你們說

343
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:38,220
你們的人生也許不會一直是公平競爭

344
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,807
但在待會的半小時,坡度對我們有利

345
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:45,060
所以我要你們想想人生中每一件

346
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,728
曾讓你們憤怒的事

347
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,856
我要你們到場上

348
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:53,151
踢爆這些有雙親的有錢小混蛋

349
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,611
- 好耶
- 來吧

350
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,071
摸摸頭,來點好運

351
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,365
沒錯,來點好運,上啊

352
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,119
聽著,如果要用骯髒的方式贏

353
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,288
那我不想讓麥可的“準爸媽”看見

354
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,747
- 我要妳分散他們的注意力
- 好

355
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,208
- 好,但要怎麼做?
- 我不知道,把他們帶離這裡

356
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,418
- 對,好
- 好嗎?好

357
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,502
- 小傑...
- 怎樣?

358
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,379
- 你太棒了,不
- 我不確定

359
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,339
- 你很棒,好
- 墨魚隊,快點

360
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,135
- 墨魚隊
- 大聲點

361
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,846
- 我們該怎麼做?
- 我不知道,跟著我的指示

362
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,681
你們好,嗨,我是妮基

363
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,683
- 妳好
- 對,我是經驗豐富的收養人

364
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,518
對,這是我女兒,公主

365
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,728
- 嗨
- 嗨

366
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,854
要喝咖啡嗎?

367
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,731
時間夠嗎?

368
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,024
- 夠
- ...測試每次的阻截?

369
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,358
很好,對,來吧

370
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,777
- 我們要不要來硬的?要
- 要

371
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,571
- 我們要不要踢個過癮?要
- 要

372
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,739
很好,上吧

373
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,076
- 來吧,這裡
- 好

374
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,039
好耶

375
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,374
好,太好了

376
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,210
那麼,馬克,你是做什麼的?

377
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,337
我是精算師

378
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,922
不會吧

379
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,174
公主,他是精算師

380
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,675
不會吧

381
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,303
天啊

382
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,013
我有好多問題想問

383
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,681
- 真的嗎?好
- 對

384
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,433
那就儘管問吧

385
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,518
好

386
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,521
所以

387
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,066
什麼是...

388
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,818
精算師?

389
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,532
對,好

390
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,325
很好,跑回來

391
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,120
你很棒,跟他們面對面,沒錯

392
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,791
- 好耶
- 就是這樣,很好

393
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,798
好了,大家,我們要慶祝得有水準

394
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,509
好耶

395
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,303
- 好
- 很好

396
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:44,930
好

397
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,267
再說一次,就是用數據來評估風險

398
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:53,021
再研究對策,將風險成本降到最低

399
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:53,981
對

400
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,817
- 我們該回去了嗎?
- 對

401
00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,236
那妳是做什麼的?

402
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:02,781
我也是精算師

403
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:10,372
那麼我再問妳一次一模一樣的問題

404
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:21,800
好,那樣有點危險

405
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,719
的確不太好

406
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,263
天啊,不,住手

407
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,973
- 喂,後退
- 住手,不能動手

408
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,100
快點,孩子們,離開我的視線

409
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:34,021
這就是我對機率分布的所有瞭解了

410
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,233
- 那我們該回去了嗎?
- 好

411
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,568
真謝謝妳們

412
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,028
- 謝了,兩位
- 謝謝

413
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,156
等等

414
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,241
我瞎了

415
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,789
不,我們錯過比賽終場了

416
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,042
我好了

417
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,210
什麼?

418
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,505
- 我們要走了嗎?
- 好,謝了

419
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,298
瞎了?

420
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,217
- 抱歉,我沒想法時就會那樣
- 好

421
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,010
我是會說這邊耳朵聽不到

422
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,262
- 那樣比較好
- 是啊

423
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,479
我們贏了嗎?

424
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:18,315
不,我們踢成三比三平手
但這代表我們阻止他們成為聯盟冠軍

425
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,691
- 好耶
- 過來

426
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:21,777
做得好

427
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:23,529
這就是...

428
00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:24,696
我跟妳說的那首歌

429
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,949
- 很琅琅上口
- 哇

430
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,951
- 又大又圓...
- 對,沒錯

431
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,078
佔了地上一大半,傑森的頭

432
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,372
傑森的頭

433
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,915
又大又圓

434
00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,167
- 佔了地上一大半,傑森的...
- 我通過了

435
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:42,756
- 她通過了
- 過來

436
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,843
太好了,我就說吧

437
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,679
- 低空飛過,但我過了
- 她通過了

438
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,101
我們要慶祝,媽,妳的香檳還在嗎?

439
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,727
還剩一些,對

440
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,403
- 傑森,能說一下話嗎?
- 可以,朋友,好

441
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,206
嘿,朋友,要啤酒嗎?可能還不夠冰

442
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,000
- 潔兒,親愛的
- 謝了

443
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,751
- 好,我很好
- 好,你高興嗎?

444
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,003
- 高興
- 你要什麼嗎?

445
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,880
- 不用,我很好
- 好

446
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,466
來,過來阻截我一下

447
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,552
用力撞...好嗎?

448
00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:29,761
(不是冠軍,2024年)

449
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:33,182
爸,你的畫作拿到八分,基本上就是...

450
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,266
- 拿到A
- A

451
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,976
- 可不是嗎?
- 是啊

452
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:39,271
很少畫家能在活著的時候獲得認可

453
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,816
媽、維克,你們拿到五分,相當於C

454
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,068
對

455
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,486
拿到C?

456
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,406
應該要更高分的
但對於一群馬克思主義者能期待什麼呢?

457
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,533
好了,我們來拍照,我們需要一張照片

458
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,160
快點,小傑,我們要拍照

459
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,038
好,高的站後面

460
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:58,165
- 不,媽,妳也要入鏡
- 不用

461
00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,374
媽,快進來

462
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:00,876
- 快點,小妮
- 進來

463
00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:07,216
好,三、二,說“起司”

464
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,634
起司

465
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:09,885
好

466
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,136
我去開門

467
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,387
真好看

468
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,681
我要足球隊員,我要跟足球隊員合照

469
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,353
嘿,恭喜

470
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,104
來吧,進來,他們都在

471
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,190
- 史考特到了嗎?
- 不,還沒到

472
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,734
真奇怪,他現在應該要到了

473
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,110
- 你好
- 嘿,進來吧

474
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:29,446
凱倫

475
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,365
這給妳

476
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:35,994
妮基

477
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,079
過來

478
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,293
我在想,我為什麼喜歡約會

479
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:44,378
好

480
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:46,880
我喜歡修理東西

481
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:52,177
但我不喜歡修復人
因為我永遠不會知道跟他們何時會結束

482
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:55,472
人不像置物架一樣能“喀答”一聲組裝好

483
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,807
所以...

484
00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:58,392
(維克羅斯,水電工)

485
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,102
泰勒幫我做的

486
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:05,524
現在好像紅了

487
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:10,821
謝謝

488
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:16,368
諾亞說了什麼?他有罵你嗎?

489
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,412
不,他沒罵我,他...

490
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,625
其實他是問我要不要當社工

491
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,877
總之要受訓

492
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,461
好,那...

493
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,964
你怎麼說?

494
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,383
我當然說我會先跟妳討論

495
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:34,052
但我很想答應

496
00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:38,307
不過那是兩年的課程

497
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,019
你覺得怎麼樣?

498
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:43,979
要再當一次學生

499
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,481
我不能永遠當計程車司機,對吧?

500
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,150
而且孩子們長大了

501
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,986
不需要我一直待在身邊

502
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:52,738
還有...

503
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,533
我覺得我也許會做得滿好的

504
00:26:58,285 --> 00:26:59,828
我覺得我真的能幫助人

505
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,248
那個表情是什麼意思?

506
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,753
我好像聽到你像置物架一樣
“喀答”一聲組裝好了

507
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:16,929
- 不過你知道這代表什麼嗎?
- 什麼?

508
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:19,640
我終於將你改造完成了

509
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,600
現在我得去改造其他男人了

510
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,393
這樣也許對大家都好

511
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,479
是啊,讀大學時若有女友

512
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:26,980
也太浪費了,對吧?

513
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,195
媽,能給我看照片嗎?我想發佈上網

514
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,738
好,可以,我的手機在桌上

515
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:36,782
好

516
00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:39,993
好,終於來了,我沒想到他會來

517
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,495
- 我去開門
- 好,知道了

518
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,707
又大又圓,佔了地上一大半

519
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,710
傑森的頭...

520
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,673
又大又圓,佔了地上一大半

521
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,592
傑森的頭...

522
00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:01,932
{\an8}(未接來電:弗萊迪)

523
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,778
- 你好
- 我要找凱倫

524
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,321
是史考特

525
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,325
快去吧

526
00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:29,788
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