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{\an8}(大西洋史葛)

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早晨

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我今日要划艇橫越大西洋

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嘩,祝你好運

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天啊,又是那個季節了

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然後又沒有位泊車

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好了,大家

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12點鐘就“起航”

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這代表要趕及開波,時間有點緊迫

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他一改變主意,我們就即刻上車

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賽季最後一場波,你緊張嗎?

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其實有點啊

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雖然如果我們今場不拿黃牌的話
我們在公平競技榜上

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就不會包尾

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是連續四場波沒有開拖

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上星期六是第一次

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球證在半場時不用躲在車上

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其實...

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我真是為這球隊自豪

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我們弄個大西洋划艇
加公路旅行的播放歌單吧

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好

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我們四分鐘後就到岸邊

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沒關係,揀選這些歌是好玩的地方

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- Billy Ocean
- 《坐在港口碼頭》

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- 好
- 《啟航》

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這首不對,因為這是關於航行,不是划艇

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- The Cure,正
- 如何相關?

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因為他們是新浪潮樂隊,而浪潮是在海上

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The Lighthouse Family

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好,揀得好

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你的考試成績電郵了給你嗎?

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沒有

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我其實不知道它寄到哪裏

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《在美國滑浪》

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{\an8}不是這個海洋,積
如果你不打算認真對待這件事...

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{\an8}(京士布祿高中,你的公開試成績)

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我就掟你落海

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你著得太隆重了

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我沒去過船隻啟航

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你現在也不會看到

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大家可以別講到這件事會成真,好嗎?

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現在只是史葛在吹氣橡皮艇上做做動作

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很明顯我那個咳嗽前要擺好動作

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好讓自己不會拉傷的50歲老公
不會划艇橫越大西洋

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我買了香檳和橫額

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你知道嗎?

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如果大家不是每次都急不及待整橫額

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也許這種事情不會一直發生

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加上我找到他給我們買了

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9月在溫布萊球場
睇Ed Sheeran的演唱會飛

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我向你們保證,他根本沒打算到大西洋中

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早晨

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他究竟做了甚麼?

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這是不是代表你多了張Ed Sheeran飛?

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(康登市集)

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《家・多點嘗試》

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他們否決了黑膠唱片,然後...

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對不起,費迪,讓我們私下傾幾句

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過來

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史葛,這些人是誰?

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是我的美國贊助商聘請他們作最後準備

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- 你有美國贊助商?
- 是啊,對...

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其實他們時差慢我們八個鐘是幾方便

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即是我夜驚的時候,總會有人醒著

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你不覺得夜驚是個徵兆嗎?

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代表你做得太過火了?

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達成目標的人總會有幾次夜驚

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史葛,好心吧

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我是說...

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我必須承認
這次你比以往去得更盡,但是...

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大家都知你不會真正實行

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我不想反對你
但在我心底裏,我已經在海中

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我買了一些東西給你

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你今年生日我當然不在了

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我很想你現在就拿到它

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我諗你可以跟李琪去看

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也許是時候跟她重修舊好

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又或者別搞得那麼僵

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史葛,沒甚麼僵,我只是沒有跟她說話

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我覺得我不在的時候,你需要她

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史葛

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唏

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唏,你怎麼了?

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你應該指導他幾星期

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然後像你平日那樣失去興趣

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我能怎麼說?我成長了

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真的很討厭,這可能會殺死我姐夫

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他啟發我超越自己的想像

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撞鬼,你不是...也一起去吧,你...

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甚麼?不...

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我約了普拉提老師出街

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她其實拒絕了,但至少我不用再去上堂

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- 好
- 我可以的

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{\an8}不好了,還沒行

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{\an8}(在此贊助他)

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慢著...老友,在這裏等等,我幫你

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可以的,我...

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他不會有事

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不

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是另一個女性朋友嗎?

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對,我這個年紀的比例是五女一男

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所以只要你懂得自己著衫
也不會瀨屎就可以

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住老人院的話,這比例更高

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不過這也不是最不能接受

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只要你肯道歉就可以

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看看那東西,真得意

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公主,你還沒收到考試成績?

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沒有,我跟你說了,還沒有

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要繼續留意電郵信箱

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對

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想不到她們還是不跟對方說話

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我喜歡這樣,我是中間人

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她們很多年沒跟我說那麼多話了

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{\an8}這是前艙、槳架,還有...噢,天啊

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看看槳架的大小

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我真的很意外

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我以為會更大

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對,域,我們可以談談嗎?

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好

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迪比想要性生活

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我不介意,不過她想跟我有性生活

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你不想?

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半裸地打打鬧鬧
在我這年紀有點不切實際

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我是退休人士

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我受不了那麼情緒高漲

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而且...

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我不想她睡在床褥上

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珊德拉是在沙發上去世

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但床褥的記憶棉還是她的形狀

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別人睡上去的話,她就不見了

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被刪除了

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你做任何決定之前,你不如諗諗

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你跟她一起最想做甚麼?

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拿所有的救生衣,好嗎?對

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也許他不會有事

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你教得他很好

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你是划艇手,你應該很清楚

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其實我只是划艇學會的秘書

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他們不讓我划艇

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甚麼?

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這對我來說是大升職

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沒事...對了,是這裏,放鬆點

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撞鬼

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你還好嗎?

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這裏只有我一個人清醒
看得出這樣很黐線嗎?

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我們真的要讓這件事發生嗎?

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大家會這樣做

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擊倒你的從來都不是你最擔心的那種事

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太易估了

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划艇渡洋的男人,他沒事

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啟航後揸車回家,吹著口哨的人

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才是你要擔心的人

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加上現在是大西洋比較風平浪靜的季節

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你怎知道?

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我有做資料搜集,我有個程式的

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你看

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你下載了程式?

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要擔心是水面壓力導致冷空氣

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遇上溫暖的海水

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這樣會造成大霧

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但這夏天情況一直不錯

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我設置了最新消息提示

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你下載了程式,還設置了提示?

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天啊,我好掛住你

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李琪

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對不起沒跟你說公主的事

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不要緊

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我的人生充滿我希望自己不知道的事

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好了,夠了

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(划船吧,史葛)

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喂,你在做甚麼?

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嘉雲...

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太白癡了...

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{\an8}- 嘉雲
- 嘉雲

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{\an8}- 你不准去
- 你在做甚麼?

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{\an8}- 不行
- 喂...

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- 等等,好了...
- 放手

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是我的錯,我不懂欣賞你

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你覺得要做這件事才有價值

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我做這件事不是因為這原因
而且你也欣賞我

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我沒有

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有時候你跟我說一些事情

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你問我有沒有跟我講過
我說講過了,即使你根本沒講過

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因為我根本不想聽

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現在

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我很怕你是認真

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然後你真的這樣做,而我...

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- 我很害怕
- 不...

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別再打這艇了,這樣會入水

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我知道對於你在氣候變化的努力支持不足

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- 而我應該更支持你,但...
- 不只是那樣

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聽著

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這不能是我又一件說做不做的事,好嗎?

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我不可能已經做了我人生做過最出色的事

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不能是這樣,我...

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不可能已成過去了

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我感覺到你會出事,我知道的

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我覺得你會死

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嘉雲

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我想你留低

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一個愛你的人想你留下來

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不過,計劃有點改變

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對,我決定不出發了
不過我們表達了一個觀點

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也引發了大家討論

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這是最重要的事

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所以我們...我...對

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好了,大家回車上吧

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至少我們夠時間去踢波吧?

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早說了只需要付一個鐘泊車錢

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好吧

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- 對,我們走吧
- 好

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你做了正確的事

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(康登能量康樂中心)

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水樽,是那麼多了,好

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我們熱身吧,好嗎?來吧,這是大日子

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(六人足球賽)

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好嗎?

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好了,這就對了

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- 你好
- 唏

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“助隊”?

221
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,330
助理領隊

222
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,499
他們逐個字母收錢,我沒有想清楚

223
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,708
對

224
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,134
最後一場波,所有情緒就發洩在球場上吧

225
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,055
唏,你們好嗎?

226
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,141
好了,熱身吧

227
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,103
天啊,你看看...

228
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,896
他們有那些像梯子的器材

229
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,189
根本是另一個層次

230
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,315
不

231
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,198
加油,墨魚

232
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,784
好吧,練習一下帶波

233
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,786
哈囉,你好嗎?

234
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,788
對,贏這場波就贏下聯賽

235
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,040
對,我看到,做得好...

236
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,251
你收起了最差的兩個球員吧?

237
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,419
我講笑而已

238
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,920
- 我是這種風格
- 不是

239
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,674
對我來說,運動不只是在於勝負

240
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,551
重點是球員之間建立關係

241
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,428
學習如何面對難以承受的情感

242
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,139
對,祝你在控制情緒世界盃中有好成績

243
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,517
不,那群細路你都教得很好

244
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,187
他們的能力也有限制吧?能做到甚麼?

245
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:16,273
至少你不像我
沒有家長在你耳邊煩著你

246
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,482
我想那是...

247
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,611
教孤兒的好處吧,對不對?

248
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:21,778
我只是講笑

249
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,572
- 我是這種風格
- 對

250
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,282
好了,現在做10下掌上壓,來吧

251
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,204
快點...來吧

252
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:33,415
老實說,我只想一拳打落他塊面

253
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,376
你好,挪亞,你在做甚麼?

254
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,420
- 積臣,給你一些建議
- 說吧

255
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,214
群眾中有貴賓

256
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,008
可能是米高的未來父母

257
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,219
好吧,太好的消息

258
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,678
對,他們似乎是好人

259
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:50,349
他們的廚房有盤迷迭香,這是好的徵兆

260
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,310
所以我希望今日看到
米高有非常良好的表現

261
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,979
避免他們臨門一腳縮沙

262
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,233
好的,我告訴你會點做吧
我會將他移離兩翼

263
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,985
因為對手翼鋒紮辮,這樣是自招麻煩

264
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,862
別擔心,他一定會很有禮

265
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,405
米高

266
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,782
很快講幾句,聽住

267
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,508
(爹哋)

268
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,358
(墨魚對美洲獅)

269
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,736
踢啊

270
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,738
踢向右邊,眼望向前

271
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,824
踢啊,加油,泰勒

272
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,122
不

273
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,166
- 還沒收到電郵?
- 沒有

274
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,877
我不知發生甚麼事

275
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,840
我只是一直諗
點解馬略卡島沒有人認識我媽

276
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,803
沒有...一個人也沒有

277
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,893
真的很奇怪,因為她最近才去那裏

278
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,978
對,我知道...

279
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,479
真希望之前沒有浪費時間

280
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,732
我其實考試成績本來應該不錯

281
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,943
我比那些備受呵護的人聰明得多

282
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:31,491
你是我認識最聰明的人

283
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:34,828
我的意思是...

284
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,626
我要承認,競爭並不激烈

285
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,835
排第二的那個人

286
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,546
剛才要人幫手解開救生衣,所以...

287
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,265
好吧

288
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,811
加油,麥斯

289
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,070
好了,各位,半場完結

290
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,656
你們踢得好好

291
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,117
做得好,有幾次接應不錯,做得非常好

292
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,037
對,我覺得很順利

293
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,872
- 總體來說
- 不是落後三球嗎?

294
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,665
沒錯,不過球場的斜度也太過分了

295
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,917
- 然後又有風在後面吹,所以...
- 好吧

296
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,921
老實說,如果你看到
球隊進步了多少就好了

297
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,006
今日沒有打過架

298
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,175
對手其中一個球員戴著友誼手帶

299
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,260
和睇報紙

300
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,719
我們已經表現得很好

301
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,804
是真的

302
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:40,352
這些孩子,他們從來沒想過
自己有機會贏,對嗎?

303
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,604
他們11歲已經知道這種現實

304
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,859
也許知道得太早

305
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:51,655
聽著,贏波能夠控制和調節他們的情緒

306
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,532
讓他們能靜靜坐在課室內

307
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,910
你知道嗎?也許要他們學習防守

308
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,037
不是最糟糕的人生課題

309
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,415
因為老實說,這可能就是他們的人生

310
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,541
甚麼?

311
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,210
但不是說你,不是...
是說我認識的其他孩子

312
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,130
加油,做得好,去飲水吧,做得好...

313
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,343
憤怒能夠令人成功

314
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,180
對,但有些人是可以憤怒吧?

315
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,932
但有些人卻不准

316
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,065
- 我去個廁所
- 好

317
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,778
(更衣室)

318
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,822
對,我本身打算完場才這樣做

319
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,074
不過我覺得對手也放棄了,真可憐

320
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,159
(櫻草花山美洲獅,2024年冠軍)

321
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,579
- 對,這樣放置很好看
- 另一條橫額,來吧

322
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,414
對,那是不是金色的...

323
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,333
各位,過來

324
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,419
圍在一起,我想跟你們談談,好嗎?

325
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,837
過來...

326
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,716
聽著,我從你們身上拿走了一些東西
我現在想還給你們

327
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,635
不是你的煙花,我不會還給你的

328
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,928
好嗎?

329
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,763
我拿走了你們的憤怒

330
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,893
我拿走了你們的憤怒
因為我希望你們能夠融入

331
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,024
但我不再需要你們融入了
因為你們與別不同

332
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,777
也許是因為你們從幼年開始

333
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,654
- 腦部發展不同,或者...
- 腦部不同?

334
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,948
- 別關注這一點
- 似乎是很嚴重的事

335
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,407
這是好事

336
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,453
與別不同真的是好事

337
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,705
世界需要不同的人

338
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,123
你們覺得是誰負責寫歌

339
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,125
寫書和創作電影這些東西?

340
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,670
領養兒童成為連環殺手的機會
比一般小孩高兩倍

341
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:33,257
這不是我想引導的方向
聽著,我老實跟你們說

342
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:38,220
你們的人生不一定在公平的競技場上發生

343
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,807
但在接下來的30分鐘,我們會佔盡優勢

344
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:45,060
所以我想你們記住人生中每一件

345
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,728
令你憤怒的事情

346
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,856
我希望你們走到場上

347
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:53,151
痛宰那些有父母的有錢賤種

348
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,611
- 好嘢
- 來吧

349
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,071
捽我個頭拿一些運氣

350
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,365
這就對了,一點運氣,好了,來吧,加油

351
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,119
聽著,如果我們要骯髒地贏波...

352
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,288
我不想有可能是米高的未來父母看到

353
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,747
- 所以你要令他們分心
- 好

354
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,208
- 對,但怎樣做?
- 我不知道,帶他們走吧

355
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,418
- 對,好吧
- 好嗎?好

356
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,502
- 積...
- 怎麼了?

357
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,379
- 你很叻
- 真的嗎?

358
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,339
- 你是啊,好了
- 墨魚,來吧

359
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,008
- 墨魚
- 大聲點

360
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,135
- 墨魚...
- 大聲點

361
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,846
- 我們要怎樣做?
- 我不知道,配合我吧

362
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,681
你好,嗨,我是李琪

363
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,683
- 你好
- 對,有經驗的領養者

364
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,518
對,這是我女兒公主

365
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,728
- 嗨
- 嗨

366
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,854
想喝杯咖啡嗎?

367
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,731
夠時間嗎?

368
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,024
- 夠啊
- 每次也攔截?

369
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,358
很好,來吧

370
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,777
- 我們要不要硬淨地踢?好
- 好

371
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,571
- 我們要不要好好享受?要
- 要

372
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,739
來吧,加油

373
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,076
- 來吧,這邊
- 好

374
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,039
好嘢

375
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,374
好嘢

376
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,210
你做盛行?馬克

377
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,337
我是精算師

378
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,922
不是吧

379
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,174
公主,他是精算師

380
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,675
不是吧

381
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,303
天啊

382
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,013
我有很多問題想問

383
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,681
- 真的嗎?好吧
- 對

384
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,433
即管問吧

385
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,518
好吧

386
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,521
那麼...

387
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,066
甚麼是...

388
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,818
精算師?

389
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,532
對,做得好

390
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,325
這就對了,回防...

391
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,120
喜歡你這樣,繼續反抗,這就對了

392
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,791
- 好嘢
- 這就對了,來吧

393
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,798
好了,各位,我們的慶祝動作要尊重他人

394
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,509
好嘢

395
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,303
- 好吧
- 做得好

396
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:44,930
好吧

397
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,267
再說一次,這是利用統計學去評估風險

398
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:53,021
然後制定方法去減省這風險的成本

399
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:53,981
對...

400
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,817
- 我們該回去嗎?
- 對了

401
00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,236
你做盛行?

402
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:02,781
其實我也是精算師

403
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:10,372
那我問你所有相同的問題吧

404
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:21,800
對,那樣有點危險

405
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,719
這樣有點壞

406
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,263
噢,天啊,不要,停...

407
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,973
- 唏...走開
- 停,不要打交

408
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,100
來吧,孩子,別搞我的臉

409
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:34,021
這是我對概率分佈的所有認知了

410
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,233
- 我們該回去吧?
- 對

411
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,568
謝謝

412
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,028
- 謝謝你們
- 謝謝

413
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,156
慢著

414
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,241
我盲了

415
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,789
慘了,錯過了完場

416
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,042
沒事了

417
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,210
甚麼?

418
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,505
- 我們該走嗎?
- 好了,謝謝

419
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,298
盲?

420
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,217
- 對不起,我通常用這招
- 對

421
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,010
我是這邊耳仔是聾的

422
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,262
- 這好多了
- 我知道

423
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,479
我們贏了嗎?

424
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:18,315
沒有,三比三平手
不過這代表我們阻止了他們贏冠軍

425
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,691
- 好嘢
- 來吧

426
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:21,777
做得好

427
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:23,529
是那首歌

428
00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:24,696
我跟你說的那首歌

429
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,949
- 幾易記的
- 嘩

430
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,951
- 又大,又圓...
- 對,你聽到了

431
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,078
...大過半個大球場,積臣個頭

432
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,372
積臣個頭

433
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,915
又大,又圓

434
00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,167
- 大過半個大球場,積臣個頭...
- 我合格了

435
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:42,756
- 她合格
- 過來

436
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,843
都說你可以,看到嗎?

437
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,679
- 僅僅合格,但還是合格
- 她合格了

438
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,101
我們要慶祝,媽咪,你那枝香檳還在嗎?

439
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,727
有些吧

440
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,403
- 積臣,很快談幾句好嗎?
- 好啊

441
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,206
你想要啤酒嗎?可是不是很凍

442
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,000
- 子妮
- 謝謝

443
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,751
- 我不用了
- 是嗎?你開心嗎?

444
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,003
- 開心
- 要甚麼嗎?

445
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,880
- 不了,謝謝
- 好

446
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,466
過來攔截一下我吧

447
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,552
合理碰撞...好嗎?

448
00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:29,761
(不是2024年冠軍)

449
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:33,182
爹哋,藝術科你拿到八分,即是...

450
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,266
- 是甲等
- 甲等

451
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,976
- 不是吧?
- 是啊

452
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:39,271
很少畫家在活著的時候得到認可

453
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,816
媽咪、域,你們是五分,即是丙等

454
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,068
好...

455
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,486
丙?

456
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,406
值得更高分,但對那些馬克斯主義者
可以有甚麼期望?

457
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,533
好了,我們影張相吧,我們要影相

458
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,160
來吧,積,影相

459
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,038
對,高的企後面

460
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:58,165
- 不,媽咪,你也要影
- 不...

461
00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,374
媽咪...進來吧

462
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:00,876
- 來吧,琪
- 一齊影

463
00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:07,216
好,三、二、笑

464
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,634
笑

465
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:09,885
好嘢

466
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,136
我去開門

467
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,387
真靚

468
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,681
我想要足球員,我想跟球員一齊影

469
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,353
唏,恭喜

470
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,104
來吧,進來吧,他們都在

471
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,190
- 史葛來了嗎?
- 沒有,還沒有

472
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,734
真奇怪,他該到了

473
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,110
- 你好
- 唏,進來吧

474
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:29,446
嘉雲

475
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,365
給你的

476
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:35,994
李琪

477
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,079
過來

478
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,293
我在諗自己怎麼喜歡約會

479
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:44,378
好吧

480
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:46,880
我喜歡修理東西

481
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:52,177
不是說人,因為你永遠不知道
幾時才修好一個人

482
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:55,472
他們不像書櫃那樣可以裝好

483
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,807
所以...

484
00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:58,392
(修理員,域羅斯)

485
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,102
泰勒替我整的

486
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:05,524
應該在網上爆紅了

487
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:10,821
謝謝

488
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:16,368
挪亞說甚麼?他是不是鬧你?

489
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,412
他沒有鬧我,他...

490
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,625
他其實問我想不想成為社工

491
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,877
學習成為社工

492
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,461
對,然後...

493
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,964
你怎麼說?

494
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,383
我說當然要先跟你談

495
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:34,052
但我其實想答應

496
00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:38,307
雖然這是兩年的課程

497
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,019
你有甚麼想法?

498
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:43,979
對於再次成為學生

499
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,481
我不能永遠做的士司機吧?

500
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,150
現在孩子也大了點

501
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,986
不需要我常常在他們身邊

502
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:52,738
而且...

503
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,533
我覺得自己會幾擅長

504
00:26:58,285 --> 00:26:59,828
我覺得自己能幫人

505
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,248
這表情是甚麼意思?

506
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,753
我好像聽到你像裝嵌櫃子那樣的嗒聲

507
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:16,929
- 你知這是甚麼意思吧?
- 甚麼?

508
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:19,640
我終於完成你的改造過程

509
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,600
我要去幫另一個男人

510
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,393
這樣可能是最好的

511
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,479
對,讀大學時

512
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:26,980
交女友很浪費吧?

513
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,195
媽咪,我可以看照片嗎?我想放上網

514
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,738
好啊,我的手機在桌面

515
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:36,782
很好

516
00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:39,993
好極,終於來了,還以為他不會來

517
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,495
- 我去開門
- 好,去吧

518
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,707
又大,又圓,大過半個大球場

519
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,710
積臣個頭...

520
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,673
又大,又圓,大過半個大球場

521
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,592
積臣個頭...

522
00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:01,932
{\an8}(費迪,未接來電)

523
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,778
- 你好
- 我要跟嘉雲談

524
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,321
是關於史葛

525
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,325
快點,去吧

526
00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:29,788
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