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[Jason] I mean, this is unbelievable.
Look at this. It's like...
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This bag won't close.
You've got too much stuff in here.
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Why are we flying with SpeedyJet?
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You know one of their planes
slid off a runway last month.
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Hey, is it because they serve those
mini pretzels on board that you like?
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It was one factor. Yes. Yeah.
But not the only one.
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Are you sure we shouldn't have
got Karen to watch the kids?
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I've been watching Tyler
my whole life. Seriously?
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No, I know, but Barbara's just dumped him
and he doesn't deal well with loss.
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When he loses one thing,
he obsesses over another.
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Yeah, we don't want another
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loses-his-favorite-spoon-then-gets-
obsessed-by-volcanoes situation, do we?
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It's fine. I know the signs.
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[Nikki] Just don't let him fixate.
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Show me the invite.
Maybe we don't need all that stuff.
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Maybe it's like a, I don't know,
a barefoot, boho chic kind of wedding.
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No, I thought you had the invite?
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Why would I have it? Laurie's your friend.
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You picked it up
when it come through the post.
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- Oh, so it came through the post?
- Must have done, yeah.
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So you've seen it?
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- You said to me you'd seen it.
- I haven't seen it.
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Hey?
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Jason. Are you 100% sure that we've
actually been invited to this wedding?
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Hey, Tyler! Come here!
It's worth your time!
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Don't be daft.
Of course we've been in-invited.
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So you remember her actually saying,
"Please come to the wedding"?
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Yeah, she said, she w... she w... she went,
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"Oh, um, look at this amazing wedding
venue that we're... we're gonna use."
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And then she put loads of, um,
pictures of it, up on... on the uni group.
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- Show me the message.
- [stammers] Yeah. I got it. I got it.
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There it is. [stammers] Yeah, see? Right.
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Tyler! Seriously, you're missing it!
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No, Jase. I think
she was just telling you about it.
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Why would you book a hotel to a thing
that we haven't even been invited to?
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Well, I just assumed we would be invited...
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Oh, my God.
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...and I wanted to get in there early
before all the cheap rooms went.
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I mean, some of them are 400 quid a pop.
My instincts just kicked in. Bloody hell.
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Great, so we have booked
a holiday in Tuscany
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to the venue of a wedding
that we haven't even been invited to.
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Amazing.
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Well, we're not gonna get
our money back now, are we?
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Well, we should still go, eh?
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No! I'm not gate-crashing a wedding, Jase.
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We won't see them.
We'll be out and about doing our thing.
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I bet San... San Chimento's a big place, no?
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I mea... [stammers]
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Well, yeah,
it must just be a small wedding.
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- Yeah.
- Hopefully we don't run into anyone.
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If we haven't been invited,
it's probably just close family.
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Exactly.
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[Nikki] And we do need
to spend some time together,
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just the two of us, don't we?
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- There you go.
- Rude.
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Yeah. All right, yeah.
Let's do it, let's go.
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[both] What? [chuckles]
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If I move some of these
bloody wedding clothes out the bag,
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these'll close up lovely.
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[Nikki] I mean, let's be honest.
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The wedding is the worst part
of a destination wedding anyway, isn't it?
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- [Jason] Yeah.
- Oh, did you get them a present?
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- I bloody did.
- Yes.
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- And I'll tell you what.
- No.
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- They're not getting that now.
- They're bloody not.
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All right. So, we are one napkin set up
and we haven't got to go to a wedding.
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Come on!
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- Things are looking up.
- Yes. All right. [chuckles]
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- Totally worth it.
- [Princess chuckles]
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Won't this do up. Tyler. Get on my back.
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Can I have your mini pretzels
when they come round?
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- [Nikki] Yes. Yes.
- Yeah.
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Mmm.
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- Excuse me, do you like mini pretzels?
- Jason.
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Well, they come with
the oregano baked in, don't they?
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They're lovely.
You can't get them anywhere else.
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- Will you be quiet?
- Trust me, I've... I've tried.
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Trying to read the thing.
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What, has that changed
since the last time you flew?
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They update it regularly.
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And it varies depending on the airline
and plane type. So...
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[clicks teeth, sighs]
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'Cause if you don't like them,
can you still get them? 'Cause then I'll--
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Will you stop asking people
for their mini pretzels?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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[speaker chimes]
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Oh. Finally, I'm bursting.
[exhales sharply]
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As I said, still get them. And I'll...
I'll... I'll take them off your hands.
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[tense music plays]
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The brides! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- They're on the plane.
- Who are?
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- Claire and Laurie.
- What?
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Five flights a day
and they're on this one.
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- Where are they?
- No, don't look!
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[sighs]
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- All right, put this on.
- What?
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- Hide.
- Huh?
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[flight attendant] Mini pretzels at all?
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- Would you like tea or coffee?
- No.
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No, thank you.
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- Any mini pretzels for you?
- [Jason] Yes, please.
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[Nikki grunts] No, thank you.
Sorry. Thank you.
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[playful music plays]
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You want coffee or tea?
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{\an8}[people chattering on TV]
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[phone chiming]
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- They've landed.
- [chiming continues]
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[chiming continues]
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Do you know there are over
2,000 different types of jellyfish?
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Nope.
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[sighs]
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[upbeat guitar music playing]
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[sighs] Well, we're not blending
into the crowd here, are we?
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No. I mean, this is one of
the most peaceful places on Earth.
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- Oh, yeah.
- We've had an absolute nightmare.
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Right, come on, quick. Let's get in. I saw
the others getting in a taxi behind us.
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- Thank you!
- [driver] Bye!
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[Nikki] Bye!
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So, the-the restaurant serves
a contemporary Italian cuisine...
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- Ooh, nice.
- ...using local, seasonal ingredients.
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- Ah.
- Quite open plan though, innit?
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Yeah. No, that is quite open.
We're very visible there.
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Do you have any booths?
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Uh... booths?
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It's all right,
we'll get room service, shall we?
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- Yeah. Room service, yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, room service.
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- Okay. [chuckles]
- [Nikki chuckles]
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- Here are your keys. And, uh--
- Thank you. [grunts]
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- [shushes]
- [Laurie exclaims, chuckles] Oh, my God.
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This looks even better than the photos.
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It's Laurie and Claire.
I can hear them. I can hear them.
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- Quick. Go.
- [whispering] Okay.
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- Thank you. Come on.
- [Nikki] Thank you.
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[Jason] Hurry up. Hurry up.
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- [gasps] It's so nice.
- [guests chattering]
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[gasps] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. You're here.
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[chattering continues]
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[Jason] Oh, what?
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The whole gang from uni's turned up.
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Beth. Abby. Tiz. Jakey?
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What the... Why is Jakey here then?
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- Jason. Come on.
- Jakey's racist.
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Quick.
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Come on. That's our room! It's there.
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- Go, go, go, go.
- [grunts] Yes.
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Get the door closed!
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[guests chattering]
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Hmm. They're all on the terrace
having a drink.
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- Ah, yeah.
- [Nikki blows raspberry]
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- [exhales sharply]
- It looks brilliant.
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Mmm. Looks like Abby's not drinking.
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You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
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Has Nico got a new girlfriend?
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Well, what's happened to Jess?
I liked Jess.
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[tuts] Bloody hell. [sighs]
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I really thought me and Laurie were close.
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I even helped her come out to her parents
by pretending we were dating,
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so they'd be relieved
when they found out she was gay.
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- What are you watching?
- [clicks teeth] Omicidio a Roma.
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You don't speak Italian though, Nik.
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Yeah, but it's the only film
on the hotel TV, Jase.
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It's either that or the window of sadness.
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Oh, my God. Is that Patricia?
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Patricia got the invite and not us?
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That's her osteopath, Nik.
I recommended her.
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Her osteopath is enjoying all that,
while we're stuck in here?
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- Unbelievable. Patricia?
- [sighs]
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Anyway, look,
I've worked out a schedule for our stay.
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We nip out for a bit of fresh air
between 6:00 a.m. and 6:30 a.m.,
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then we just chill in the room
between 6:30 a.m. and 10:00 p.m.
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Then after that, we nip out
for a bit of a walk on the terrace.
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After it gets dark.
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Are you kidding me?
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Or... No, actually... actually...
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I just saw here that
there is a tour of a local nunnery.
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Hang on, reserve your judgment.
It's still got its original stone well.
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Oh, why didn't you say?
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You did say you wanted to
spend more time just the two of us.
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Yes, Jase. As a couple, not a hostage.
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- Well...
- [guests cheering]
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[sighs]
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Still, it's nice to see
everyone again. Eh?
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We really should have asked Karen
to watch the kids, you know?
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I mean, God knows
what they're getting up to.
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[TV presenter] ...but the Mona Lisa
was never simply a commission.
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Feet down.
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Leonardo carried the painting
with him for years,
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reworking it long after
he had left Florence.
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[people speaking Italian on TV]
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Right, it's ten o'clock. Let's go.
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[chattering on TV]
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Should I wear trousers?
Do you think they'll recognize my legs?
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Nik, I don't think
I'd recognize your legs. Let's go.
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Oh, that's sad.
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[chuckles] Sunglasses are a less good
disguise for you, aren't they? [chuckles]
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'Cause they cover less of your face
than a person with a normal-sized head.
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- [chuckles]
- Okay. Let's go.
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Yes.
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Nikki. Come on.
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Wait, wait, wait, Jase.
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He's just about to tell her...
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[speaks Italian]
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[in English] Oh, see. Aw.
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- Right. There we go.
- [stammers] Okay. Oh.
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[shushes]
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- [door slams]
- [shushes]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[music stops]
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[crickets chirping]
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[music continues]
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This seems like it would be beautiful.
If we could see it.
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Yeah. It's so lovely
to be somewhere as gorgeous
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as I expect this place to be.
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Such great Tuscan colors.
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- Mmm.
- Probably.
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Oh, God.
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[sighs] I really want to go for a swim.
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- [Jason] Yeah.
- [sighs]
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We haven't got
our swimsuits though, have we?
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No.
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[owl hooting]
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Oh, I love the sound of owls.
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Do you think we should get an owl?
Or is that just a bit of holiday thinking?
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Uh, see how you feel on the plane, hey?
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[chuckles]
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- Look at us, hmm?
- Hmm.
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Just a normal couple
on a lovely weekend break.
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- [Claire] Laurie. Laurie.
- [gasps]
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Laurie, don't do this.
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[Laurie]
I have a right to an opinion, Claire.
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[Claire] Look, no, now you're just picking
an argument to displace anxiety.
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00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,959
- [Laurie] This is important.
- [Claire] The way I eat soup?
233
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,293
- [Laurie] Yeah. You slurp it.
- Go!
234
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,838
It was hot.
And I was just cooling it down as I ate.
235
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,173
Oh, my God, yeah.
Because this is you all over, isn't it?
236
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,759
You rush things. Soup. Weddings.
237
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,052
[Claire] Okay, let's not panic.
238
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,387
We knew this was gonna happen.
239
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,847
This is why we brought the fidget spinner.
240
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,014
Oh, my God.
241
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,767
Why is it whenever you're worrying
about something you're being responsible,
242
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,103
but whenever I worry about something,
"Oh, it's just her, yeah, yeah, yeah.
243
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,646
She's panicking.
Let's just give her the fidget spinner"?
244
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,649
Because I'm worrying if there's a fridge
in the hotel for your aunt's insulin,
245
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,067
and you worry about the way I eat soup.
246
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,695
Well, why make me do a rehearsal dinner
if you don't welcome feedback?
247
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,030
Don't you d...
Don't you dare say that I don't tak...
248
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,156
I don't take feedback?
249
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,576
What about the seat covers? Huh?
250
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:45,204
I sent you a link. And you appro... You
approved of the blue and white stripes.
251
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,957
[Laurie]
I thought they would be wider stripes!
252
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,251
Oh, my God. Wow.
253
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,211
[sighs]
254
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,132
{\an8}- [whispers] Jase! Jase!
- [grunts]
255
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,261
[Laurie] Too busy talking to that woman!
256
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,306
- [Jason] Oh.
- [Claire] She was having a panic attack.
257
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,265
- [Laurie] Yeah, well, so was I.
- Crazy.
258
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,475
[Laurie] Basically.
259
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:13,192
I can't always. All right?
I can't do that...
260
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,026
I wrote your vows.
261
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,028
- [Jason] It's been 35 minutes.
- [Claire] You decide.
262
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:19,031
How long do lesbians argue for?
263
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:23,160
Well, there's no man to say,
"Fine, whatever" and walk away, is there?
264
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,745
I just heard Claire tell Laurie
265
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,289
that she didn't feel seen
at that lunch in 2011...
266
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,373
[Nikki] Hmm.
267
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,250
...and Laurie knew exactly
what she was talking about.
268
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,335
It's two women, Jase.
269
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,544
No one's forgotten a single thing
270
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,880
that's happened
in their whole entire relationship.
271
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:36,964
Get comfortable.
272
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,175
[chattering]
273
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,637
- Nik?
- Hmm?
274
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,140
Have you ever had sex on a sun lounger?
By a pool generator?
275
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,518
Yeah.
276
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,188
Oh.
277
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,483
[guest inhaling, exhaling]
278
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,117
[Jason gasping]
279
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,870
- [whispering] Hey.
- [groans]
280
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,497
[inhaling, exhaling continues]
281
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,707
[gasps]
282
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,974
[speaks Italian]
283
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,776
Look, let's just maybe go
and eat in the room again.
284
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:42,531
No, Jase, I cannot eat another meal
in that room like I'm under house arrest.
285
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,660
- I feel like the WikiLeaks guy.
- [Jason sighs]
286
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,955
Oh, my gosh. Look at that menu.
287
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,374
{\an8}- Italian cloud eggs.
- What? [smacking lips]
288
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,253
[shushes] Mascarpone Florentine frittata.
289
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,588
[gasps] Cannoli.
290
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,091
Right, last one's gone.
Coast is clear. Let's go.
291
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,054
Can we have... [mutters]
292
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,390
Oh, I'm so sorry.
The restaurant is closed now.
293
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,892
- You're joking?
- What?
294
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,143
- All food is gone.
- [sighs]
295
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,812
Have you not got anything we can eat?
296
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:15,980
[sighs]
297
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,357
Please.
298
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,611
[knife scraping]
299
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,409
Ah.
300
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,078
- Nik?
- Mmm. Hmm?
301
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,498
Why are those people staring at us?
They keep poi... they're pointing.
302
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,042
Yeah. No, they think we're famous.
303
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,293
- What? Why?
- Mm-hmm.
304
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,794
Because we're always wearing our disguises
305
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,671
and we only leave the room
when no one else is around.
306
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,839
Who do they think we are?
307
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,050
- They think you're Seth Rogen.
- Seth Rogen?
308
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,470
Yeah, I heard them giggling
and telling the other one.
309
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,013
Hi, ladies.
310
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,349
- Jase.
- What?
311
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,351
- Who do they think you are then?
- Your publicist.
312
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,937
- Ah.
- Which, actually, I don't mind.
313
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,524
I reckon Seth Rogen's publicist
is probably a pretty impressive person.
314
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,193
- Yeah. You've done well there, actually.
- [chuckles]
315
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,403
Ooh. [chuckles]
316
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,947
Your head is a lot bigger in real life.
317
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,950
- [Nikki] Mmm.
- Yep. I get that a lot, actually.
318
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,786
[chuckles]
319
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,289
- [rock music playing on TV]
- [phone buzzes]
320
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,043
- [Nikki] Oh, hello. It's only us.
- [Jason] Hiya.
321
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,879
We're just checking in again.
322
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,297
How is everything? Everything okay?
323
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,341
- Yeah, fine.
- Is he fixating?
324
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,009
Oh, my God. You're fixating.
325
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,595
- He's absolutely fine.
- [doorbell rings]
326
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,722
Gotta go. Have fun avoiding your friends.
327
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,559
- [Nikki] All right, okay. Bye, love you--
- [Jason] Bye!
328
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,604
Are you busy?
I need to move out of the warehouse.
329
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,689
What? Why?
330
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,190
God, they put the rent up.
331
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,318
Can we use your car?
'Cause I can't drive here.
332
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,904
Or Spain. But they check here, so...
333
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,990
[stammers] Okay. I mean, yeah.
334
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,825
I could come, maybe,
come around later this week?
335
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,869
- No, I've got to move out today.
- Today?
336
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,787
Yeah, it won't take long.
I'm totally packed.
337
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:58,499
[sighs] Yeah, okay, um... [sucks teeth]
338
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,087
Wait, I just need to...
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Let me get my keys.
339
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,506
Um... [stammers] I'm near...
I'm nearly totally packed.
340
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,968
If you've got any boxes, bring 'em, yeah?
341
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,805
And tape!
342
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,891
And plastic bags!
343
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:18,936
Tyler, I've got to go out.
Kat's asked me to help her with something.
344
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,563
- You're just playing this, yeah?
- Yeah.
345
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,607
Okay, don't go weird!
346
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,496
[narrator] Before the dinosaurs,
there were jellyfish.
347
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,167
The oldest multi-organ animal on Earth...
348
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,795
- [sighs] This is ridiculous.
- Hmm.
349
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,297
Come on, let's get out of here. Please.
350
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,258
Where? The nunnery?
351
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,593
[Jason] We'll be safe there. Why?
352
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,637
Because everyone's gonna be here,
getting ready for the wedding.
353
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:53,721
Hmm.
354
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,390
Look, it's that, or we fill the basin
with water and watch it drain again.
355
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,392
You choose.
356
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,811
- Come on!
- All right.
357
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,815
[groans] I'm so sorry you have
to leave this place. You liked it here.
358
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,068
Yeah. It's all about the money
for these people.
359
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,694
Really? I thought it was
like an artist collective.
360
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,615
Yeah, but they're all in the pockets
of Big Art or whatever.
361
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,700
[sighs]
362
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,037
I know it's hard, but, um,
363
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,414
I just want to say
I'm-I'm really grateful that you're, like,
364
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,836
trying and everything. [inhales sharply]
365
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,963
It's been really nice having you here.
366
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,009
How's Tyler doing with his breakup?
367
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,094
Oh, yeah. He's fine.
368
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,179
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
369
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,432
[narrator] Jellyfish move alone,
guided by currents.
370
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,477
But as those currents converge,
others join.
371
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,730
A great gathering moving as one.
372
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,775
As the sea loosens its hold,
they are pulled apart again,
373
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,487
and the jellyfish drifts on... alone.
374
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:54,907
[chuckles] Where was... Where was this?
375
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,325
- That's Hampstead Heath.
- [chuckles]
376
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,035
I used to push you round there
when you were little.
377
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,454
- And you'd throw bread at the ducks.
- To?
378
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,957
No. Definitely at.
379
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,584
What was I like when I was little?
380
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,668
[Kat] Scary.
381
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,836
I bought you these dolls
382
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,130
and you used to pull
all the arms and legs off them.
383
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,715
So angry.
384
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,926
- Why was I like that?
- [chuckles] I don't know.
385
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,053
Why did you call me "Princess"?
386
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,015
Old East End thing.
Everyone was Princess back in the day.
387
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:22,018
Middle class people didn't want
to adopt someone called that.
388
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,730
Anyone who doesn't like you for you
isn't worth having in your life.
389
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,232
I still don't totally understand
why you left.
390
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,694
If I'm honest,
I'm still trying to understand it myself.
391
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,653
Did you think about us?
392
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,739
[Kat] All the time.
393
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,828
I had loads more photos back in Spain,
394
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,957
but I had to throw them away
'cause I couldn't fit them in my suitcase.
395
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,293
I hate leaving things behind.
396
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,378
[melancholy music plays]
397
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,300
[gentle guitar music plays]
398
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,934
[Jason] Okay, let's try and have a
nice day. How bad can a nunnery be?
399
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:05,479
Oh, yeah, really fun.
That's why there's one at Disneyland.
400
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,816
- [speaking Italian]
- Thank you.
401
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,278
[speaking Italian]
402
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,991
- [in English] Hey, miss! Don't touch.
- Don't. Don't that.
403
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,077
[speaks Italian]
404
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:21,953
[speaks Italian]
405
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:22,955
[in English] Sorry.
406
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,459
[speaks Italian]
407
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,293
No, no.
408
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,380
[Nikki laughing]
409
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,757
[speaking Italian]
410
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,759
Yeah.
411
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,764
Can we just go? This is so boring.
412
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,058
- Quick, Nik, run away!
- [tour guide, in English] Hey.
413
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,227
[Nikki laughing]
414
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,106
Come on. Let's go for a drink.
415
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,608
- [speaking Italian]
- Hello. [laughing]
416
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,777
[Jason] Mmm.
417
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,115
[Nikki] Mmm.
418
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,161
- [music stops]
- [line ringing]
419
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,460
All right, no answer from Princess.
420
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:15,131
They're both clearly dead.
We should have got Karen to watch them.
421
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:18,719
Why don't you try not thinking
about them for a little while?
422
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,762
- Give it a go.
- Mmm.
423
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,600
Oh, no, no, no. No, it feels like falling.
424
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:26,684
All right, tell you what.
425
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,437
Let me think about them for a bit
so you can stop. How about that?
426
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,605
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
427
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,064
- You promise?
- Shall I start now?
428
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,193
- Yes.
- One, two, three. [grunts]
429
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,201
Oh, that's so nice.
430
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,079
God, is this what it's like
for other people?
431
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,373
Keep going.
432
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:58,508
Okay, that period of reflection
has led to a realization...
433
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:01,093
[sighs] Wow,
that certainly bore results quickly.
434
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,097
[chuckles] I've been doing it all wrong.
435
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,143
I've been waiting
for everything to fall apart.
436
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:12,731
Maybe Princess is more
emotionally mature than I realized.
437
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,901
- I think all kids are now.
- Mmm.
438
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,612
Seventeen is the new 30.
439
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,281
And actually 40 is the new 30,
so we're basically the same age.
440
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,534
Sure, yeah.
441
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,286
Mmm, I need to stop being so cynical.
442
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,333
I need to learn that
sometimes things work out.
443
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,460
Hmm.
444
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:36,379
Can I worry about anything for you?
445
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:42,134
[clicks tongue] Uh, well,
you could worry about college for a bit.
446
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,178
Oh.
447
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,014
I don't know if I'm a social worker, Nik.
448
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,018
I think maybe I've got the energy
to help people that I love.
449
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,438
But I don't think I can do it
for everyone else.
450
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,317
Well... What would you do?
451
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,153
Could be a taxi driver again, I suppose.
452
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:07,286
I think I need to learn that maybe
sometimes things don't work out.
453
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:12,040
I don't know. I don't know.
454
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,919
Wait. So our epiphany
is that we both suck?
455
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,045
Yeah, but sucking's okay.
456
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,338
[chuckles]
457
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,423
I mean, look at our view.
458
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:23,509
Looks exactly the same to us
as it does to a couple of winners.
459
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,594
- Mmm.
- [speaks Italian]
460
00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,263
Mmm. [giggles]
461
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:27,848
Mmm.
462
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:37,398
All right, is this new place far?
463
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,525
Because I need to get back to Tyler
and make sure he's okay.
464
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,569
Poor Tyler.
465
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,237
Hold on.
466
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:51,704
What are you doing?
467
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,289
Looking for a new flat.
468
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,374
What?
469
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,667
You're only just looking now?
470
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:57,752
Yeah, why?
471
00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,087
How have you not sorted this already?
472
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,256
Well, I've only just lost my job
and moved out.
473
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,716
Oh, my God.
474
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:07,179
Mum, this is really stressful!
What happened to your job?
475
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,096
Well, it just didn't work out.
476
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,681
But it was going really well!
477
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,391
[scoffs] Do you know how long
things have to go well
478
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,352
before they actually turn into something?
479
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,979
Things never go right
for long enough for me.
480
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,064
We had a plan, Mum.
481
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:21,442
I just can't see that place.
The one at the end of the plan.
482
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,694
That's for people with different lives.
483
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,780
[inhales sharply] Cool.
484
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,324
So, what,
you're just gonna sleep in the car?
485
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,742
I haven't thought that far ahead.
486
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,160
It's tonight!
487
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:34,080
[stammers, chuckles]
Something will turn up, all right?
488
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:36,165
It always does. It's fine.
489
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,251
[Princess sighs]
490
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:46,134
[Claire crying, sniffling]
491
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,645
Sorry, excuse me. Um, what's happening?
492
00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,897
Bride has gone. [speaks Italian]
493
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,232
She's dead?
494
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,401
Oh, no. No, no. Gone.
495
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,610
[speaks Italian]
496
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,904
- [in English] No one can find.
- Oh, my God.
497
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:07,948
I know.
498
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:10,283
[crying]
499
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,119
Oh, that's so awful.
500
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:17,331
Oh, you know. Knocked Up was a long shoot,
but you become a family, don't you?
501
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,708
For God's sake, Jason--
502
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,084
I've got fond memories.
Nice to meet you, mate.
503
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,419
Yeah, what?
504
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,921
Laurie's disappeared. She's done a runner.
505
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,548
What do you mean? Where's she gone?
506
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:26,924
Good question, Jase. Problem solved.
507
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:30,762
We're in a hotel on a hilltop.
Where could she possibly hide?
508
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:51,325
- Yep. She's there.
- Yeah?
509
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,453
Um, what shall we do?
You're gonna tell the waitress or...
510
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,247
Jase, she looks so sad.
511
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,458
[Jason] She does actually.
512
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,212
[clicks tongue, sighs]
Oh, this is ridiculous.
513
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:08,842
- Laurie?
- Laurie?
514
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,677
- [gasps, chuckles]
- Huh?
515
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,805
Jason? [stammers] What?
Wait, Nikki? What are you doing here?
516
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:15,891
Did you know...
517
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,809
You know what it is?
518
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:21,062
- Ah, okay.
- Okay.
519
00:25:21,063 --> 00:25:23,689
Right, you remember when you
showed the pictures of this place?
520
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,359
- The hotel. Yeah.
- You show... You put it on the group?
521
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,902
I was like, ah, that looks really amazing.
522
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:30,404
And we have ended up booking it
on the exact same date as your wedding!
523
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:31,489
Exact same date! [chuckles]
524
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:33,157
What? That's so crazy!
525
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,244
- Yeah. Mental, mental.
- It's really crazy.
526
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,291
- I'm so sorry we didn't invite you guys.
- Yeah.
527
00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:46,462
It's just costs were ballooning,
so it's just a-a small group.
528
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,047
And an osteopath.
529
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,465
What was that, Nikki?
530
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:54,220
[stammers] Such, um, an old stone path.
531
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,722
- Oh, what a beautiful old stone path.
- Gorgeous.
532
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,474
- Is it stone?
- That's a bit of stone, I reckon.
533
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,976
- I think that is stone.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
534
00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,019
Crazy paving.
535
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,148
You all right? Hmm?
536
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,191
Think there's some people looking for you.
537
00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,235
Yeah.
538
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,074
- What's going on?
- [sighs]
539
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,452
[groans, sighs]
540
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:26,253
I was sure about us when it was
just Laurie and Claire hanging out.
541
00:26:28,005 --> 00:26:29,590
Now people are flying in.
542
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:33,509
[sighs] It's serious.
543
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,635
[Jason, Nikki] Yeah.
544
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,054
It's the rest of my life.
545
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:40,267
And that is the last naked woman
I'm ever gonna see.
546
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:44,061
Well, we've been married eight years...
547
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,313
- Eight years, yeah.
- ...yeah.
548
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,565
I reckon I've seen
about 30 naked women in that time.
549
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,192
- Have you?
- Yeah, one way or another.
550
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:51,944
Yeah, I'm averaging about four a year.
551
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,821
- Right.
- If you take, um,
552
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:56,116
art exhibitions, French beaches.
553
00:26:56,617 --> 00:27:00,036
Oh, I recently, accidentally, walked
into the female changing room at yoga.
554
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,954
I mean, that was eight
of the 30 to be fair.
555
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,290
Right. I don't think we're really getting
into the heart of the problem here.
556
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,042
No, no, no. No, no, no. No,
557
00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:08,045
- that is helping quite a bit actually.
- Yeah?
558
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,049
Maybe, it was just an idea.
559
00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:15,469
When we say it out loud,
it's just gonna evaporate.
560
00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:19,181
[swallows]
And now there's aunties involved.
561
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:27,605
Maybe, um, don't think about it as
spending the rest of your life with her.
562
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:28,856
Yeah.
563
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,859
Think about not spending
your life with her.
564
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,362
And how does that make you feel?
565
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,781
- I don't know. It feels awful.
- There you go.
566
00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:37,907
[sighs]
567
00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:39,660
I think the real question is...
568
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,247
do you want to hang out with her tomorrow?
569
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,122
Yeah, I do.
570
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,708
Well, then go and do that.
571
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:52,214
And then just keep doing that,
the next day and the next.
572
00:27:57,761 --> 00:28:01,098
[exhales]
573
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,683
- You okay?
- Yeah.
574
00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:04,934
- Yeah?
- [Jason] Yeah, you're all right.
575
00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:06,018
- Yeah.
- [Jason] Yeah.
576
00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,104
Come on, then. Come on.
577
00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,651
- Four a year?
- Four a year, yeah.
578
00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:14,735
Although, you know,
579
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,821
you can go into female changing rooms
whenever you like, can't you?
580
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:17,906
So it's gonna be more for you.
581
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:21,534
- Hell yeah.
- That's true. Huh.
582
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,537
["Is Love Enough?" playing]
583
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:30,669
[no audible dialogue]
584
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:35,465
[no audible dialogue]
585
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,776
[sighs]
586
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:05,287
{\an8}[speaking Italian]
587
00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,549
[both] We should have got Karen
to watch the kids.
588
00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:01,134
- Yeah. [sighs]
- [sighs]