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[alarm ringing]
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- [alarm stops]
- [second alarm ringing]
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- Okay.
- [groans]
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- [third alarm ringing]
- [humming]
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- [fourth alarm ringing]
- [sighs]
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Right. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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First day of school! Whoo!
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[fifth alarm ringing]
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Whoops, sorry.
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[Jason] Okay, that's for you.
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That's for you, sir.
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Right. Yep.
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Sure you don't just wanna
shave it all off?
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- Uh, no.
- Shave your head? Get rid of it?
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No? Okay.
Well, I'm gonna keep checking back.
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Have you got your show-and-tell sorted?
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Oh, is that-- You want to-- Okay.
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- Is that-- Is that interesting?
- It's magical and has special powers.
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Does it? [giggles]
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Wow. Okay.
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Are you hearing this?
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He wants to get up
in front of his whole class
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and tell them
his rock's got magical powers.
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[stammers] Are we all right with that?
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[Nikki] It's a comfort object.
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Isn't that usually a blanket or something?
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[chuckles] Jase, the heart wants
what the heart wants.
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That is a target on his back for bullies.
I mean, that's blood in the water.
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[stammers] Jase,
this "everyone is a threat" mentality,
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this is why you won't put lip balm on
when there are other men on the bus.
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I was bullied at school.
I know what it's like.
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They will latch on to anything
without adding "talks to rocks"…
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- No.
-…into the mix.
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He-- He has a rock.
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He is not talking to rocks.
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[Nikki] What?
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[whispering]
I wasn't going to take you, but…
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Yeah, okay. Fine, take it off him.
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- But do it-- Just do it gently, okay.
- Okay.
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Do you know what?
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I'm thinking that maybe this is
a bit too precious to take into school.
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We don't wanna lose it, do we?
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So should we maybe leave it at home today,
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and, um,
perhaps you could do your talk on this?
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- [Tyler] Okay.
- Yeah? You loved this, didn't you?
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Aw, I know, mate.
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I know that your first week back
is a bit scary.
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I'll tell you what.
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I want you to remember something,
all right?
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If ever you get scared,
I want you to look at this.
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I'll do one myself now. Ready?
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[sing-songs nonsense syllables]
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Inside this circle,
there's you, there's Princess,
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there's me, there's Nikki,
and there's our flat.
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Now this-- this circle
is a-- is a safe space,
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so whatever happens outside it
doesn't matter
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because you can always come back here,
to the circle.
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Okay? Here's a good boy.
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[chuckles]
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[imitates whooshing]
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[imitates quacking]
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All right, come on. Let's go.
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Okay!
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So, I'm gonna put this in here, all right?
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Come here, you. How are we wearing it?
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Do you want it to the left
like a gentleman
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or the right like a scoundrel?
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Yeah? All right, perfect.
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Get your bags together, kids.
Come on, Nik. Let's go, babe!
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[Jason] Come on. Let's go, let's go.
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- [Nikki] Everyone ready?
- One, two, three.
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- Aw, that's a shame.
- What?
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- Chrissie and Sarah are moving.
- Okay.
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Aw. All right, then. Okay.
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[kissing] Buh-bye. Buh-bye.
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- See you, babe.
- Okay, buh-bye.
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- Have a good day. Bye.
- Bye.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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- [mouse clicking]
- [office workers chattering]
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Aw. [chuckles]
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Whoa.
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- [typing]
- Welcome back.
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How are the kids?
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- [laughs]
- Yeah, yeah, they're great, thanks.
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Oh! [sighs]
Not allowed to do this anymore.
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- [laughs]
- [Nikki chuckles]
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Yeah, even on the wider-- [sighs]
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- Even on the wider desks. Okay.
- [Nikki chuckles]
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- How are you finding management, then?
- Oh, I love it, Terry.
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Fifteen feet and a million miles, right?
From there to here.
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- [both laugh]
- [Nikki] Yeah.
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I think your relationship with the sales
team is gonna be so valuable for us.
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Oh, I really hope so.
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Because we need
to fire one of them. [sighs]
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- What?
- It's bloated and underperforming.
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But it's-- it's just hard to pick out
one individual…
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Well, yeah.
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…'cause I don't know any of their names.
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Right.
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Could you have a think?
Come back to me with a target.
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- Um, is there really no other way--
- Cheers.
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Right.
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- [elevator bell dings]
- [elevator voice] Door closing.
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Where is he?
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I was researching it for a book.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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- You're selling our flat!
- Am I?
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Yes! Tresco Street. Yes.
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Oh, right. Okay.
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[whispering] Tresco Street, Tresco Street.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, they are.
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Well, they can't. Because it's our flat.
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Yeah, I feel you on that.
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But, I mean, technically it's theirs,
so they can.
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- Well, can't you talk to them?
- Yeah, absolutely! Uh, who?
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The people that own the flat!
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Well, the-- the flat's managed
by a property management company
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on behalf of a developer,
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who's owned by
a property investment company,
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who's owned by an offshore trust.
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Jeff? Jeff, I think
one of them was called.
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- I don't know. Listen.
- Is that it?
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I've been doing my research, okay?
And they need to give us notice.
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Oh, yeah, well they sent you a letter.
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Aha! Well, we didn't receive the letter,
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so, therefore,
it is not legally binding, sir.
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Okay. That's not true.
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But even if it was true,
your tenancy runs out in three months.
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At which point, unfortunately,
they can do whatever they want.
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This is just typical Enron,
Lehman Brothers bullshit, this, innit.
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[stammers] I don't know who they are.
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How can you work for vultures like this
that are preying on vulnerable people?
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- Well, I'm actually temping here…
- Oh.
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…so technically
I work for Office Elves, but…
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[inhales sharply]
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Please. Oh, come on.
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Come on, please don't sell our flat.
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Please don't.
It's-- It's got all our stuff in it.
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[stammers] I can't-- I'm sorry, mate.
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[sighs]
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[stammers, sighs]
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Well, we'll buy it. We'll buy it.
How much is it?
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Um, that's the guide price.
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- Oh, for-- Seriously?
- Well, yeah, approximately.
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Unless there was asbestos in the ceiling
or a sinkhole.
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I mean, even with a sinkhole,
it's pretty central. [chuckles]
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Bye.
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Hello, Dad.
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Listen, do you know anything
about asbestos?
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- [phone rings]
- [office workers chattering]
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[Nikki breathing heavily]
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- Nikki!
- Shh. Jen, I need your help.
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Oh, my God, how are the kids?
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Do they have the faces of angels?
I bet they have the faces of angels.
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Yeah, they have the faces of angels.
I just need some super quick--
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Do they totally love you yet?
I bet they totally love you. [laughs]
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- Sorry, I-I'm talking again.
- Terry's told me to fire someone, Jen.
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From sales.
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[gasps]
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But I'm Jen from sales.
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No, no, I have to fire someone from sales.
And I can't say no, because then what?
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Then Terry fires me, then neither me
or Jason have jobs. [sighs]
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Jen, who am I gonna fire?
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Okay, well, first of all,
stop saying "fire" really loudly, okay?
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Right, yes. [sighs]
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Right. So, worst to best,
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it's Tinkle, Gentle Ben,
Straight Jo, Gay Jo,
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Consequence, Pork Chop,
Nico when he's sober, Dirt Baby,
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- Nico when he's drunk, weirdly…
- Mmm.
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…Drew Boy and Baby Legs.
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Baby Legs?
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The strongest member of our sales team
is called Baby Legs?
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Since Fist left, yeah.
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- Well, should I fire Tinkle?
- [door opens]
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Okay, that's a no from me. [chuckles]
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I'm crushing on her a bit.
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Oh! Oh, I didn't know you--
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I'm a bit of everything, Nikki,
to tell you the truth.
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[Nikki chuckles]
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Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna work with them.
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Maybe convince Terry
that the team is okay as it is.
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I need you off the phones,
listening in to their calls.
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But, Jen, Jen, Jen, it is a secret.
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It is a secret special mission.
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Sorry, I have to go.
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I have a secret special mission.
[chuckles]
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Operation "improve performance quickly so
I don't have to fire anyone" starts here.
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[squeals]
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This is so exciting. [laughs]
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Sorry, I'm on a secret special mission.
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[clicks]
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[inhales sharply, chuckles]
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[grunting]
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[Vic] All right?
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Bloody hell.
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- What, has the reactor core melted down?
- Come on.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hey, mate, it's me.
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Um, do you fancy a pint?
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[inhales sharply]
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00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,410
Um, Erica's moving to Manchester.
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With the kids.
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Closer to her sister.
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So… [chuckles] …yeah, um,
I'm a bit lonely. [chuckles]
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Anyway, um, just give us a call
when you get a chance. Bye. [sighs]
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Do you know how we get
to the Odeon cinema?
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Um, uh-- Yeah.
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Uh, you just go straight down there,
then turn right at the roundabout,
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and then you wanna…
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Actually, do you know what?
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I'll just walk with you.
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No, you don't--
You don't have to do that--
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Nonsense! Happy to.
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Off we go then. [chuckles]
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So, what are you doing after? Any plans?
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Perhaps get a lunch or something?
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[device beeping, buzzing]
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You know what you're looking for, yeah?
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- Yep.
- All right.
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[Vic] I did roof pitches
back in the day with Jimmy Two Legs.
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Only got one arm.
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- Focus on the positives.
- Mmm.
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[beeping, buzzing continue]
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- Well, any asbestos?
- [sighs] No, clean as a whistle.
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Well, that's just bloody typical, innit?
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Not even a bit? A smidge?
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No, not even a touch of damp.
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[groans] Well, can you, uh…
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put asbestos in somewhere?
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- No, you can't.
- No, of course not.
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Not anymore.
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[sighs] Well,
that's just my life all over, innit?
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What's all this about?
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Well, we're thinking about
trying to buy this place, you know?
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If the-- If the price is right.
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[sighs]
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And listen, I-- I hate to ask you--
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- Well, it's a nightmare, innit, buying?
- Yeah.
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We've just put a deposit down
on a villa in Alicante.
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You haven't.
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Used my Tillson's money.
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Cleaned us out.
243
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,435
But your mum's made up.
244
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:09,938
Bloody hell, mate.
245
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,649
That's come out of nowhere, innit, hey?
246
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,860
Well, that's good. That's great!
247
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,820
- Right.
- Yeah.
248
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,156
You know they put fish
in everything over there?
249
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,325
Even the onion rings?
250
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,578
No, th-that's not the-- [stammers]
Don't worry about it.
251
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,336
[Tinkle speaking
on headphones, indistinct]
252
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,006
Is Tinkle offering people
the collision damage waiver?
253
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,591
Um, no.
254
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,885
- Maybe you should tell her to do that.
- Yep. Mmm.
255
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,555
Oh, also, tell her she looks super cute
in her Docs.
256
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,473
[whispers] Right.
257
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,228
Hi. Tinkle, are you, um, offering people
the collision damage waiver?
258
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,729
- Yeah, I am.
- Oh, okay, good.
259
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,566
- [mouthing words] The other thing.
- [mouthing words] No.
260
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,734
[mouthing words] The Docs.
261
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,069
[sighs]
262
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,821
Also, Jen says you look super cute
in your Docs. [chuckles]
263
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,699
[chuckles]
264
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,124
[Nikki] I mean, this is amazing.
265
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,627
[laughs] It's insane.
266
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,088
We never have this few complaints.
267
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,339
Rentals are up.
268
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,259
This is War of the Worlds, apocalypse,
flee-the-city levels of van hire.
269
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,678
- Jen, is there an apocalypse on? [laughs]
- Hold on…
270
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,682
Yeah, no, we're fine.
271
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,976
- I just-- I don't believe it.
- [both chuckle]
272
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,104
So, in one day,
you've turned the whole company around.
273
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,022
- You are amazing.
- Oh. No, I don't know about that.
274
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,440
No, seriously.
275
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,442
They would've just fired someone
and ruined their life,
276
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,027
but you didn't let that happen.
277
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,071
- That's amazing. [chuckles]
- Aw.
278
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,698
Thanks for asking me to help you.
279
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,659
- No, don't be silly.
- No, I mean it.
280
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,662
Feels good to be part of a team.
You know, a proper one.
281
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,206
Not just an ironic hashtag
after a reality couple breakup.
282
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,417
- [chuckles]
- No one ever believes in me.
283
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,837
Thank you. [laughs]
284
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,172
Aw.
285
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,841
[humming]
286
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:09,808
Oh, no.
287
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,689
[sighs, clicks tongue]
288
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,944
Oh, no.
289
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,321
[children chattering]
290
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:24,907
Um.
291
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,372
[sniffs] Ugh.
292
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,751
- Weirdo. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
293
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,586
[bell rings]
294
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,181
Hello, mate.
295
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,142
Mmm. [smacks lips] Mon ami. [chuckles]
296
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,685
There he is, nice to see you.
297
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,771
You too, you too.
How comes you're not in the office?
298
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,940
Oh, well, "the office"--
299
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,943
It's just a state of mind really,
isn't it? You know?
300
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,531
Plus, I lost my pass, so I'm just here
working on the, uh-- on the blog. Yeah.
301
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,742
- Insider blog on the banking industry.
- Okay. Okay.
302
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,286
Allows me to say what I want when I want.
303
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,081
And rest assured, I do.
304
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,666
Do you? That's good. Uh, wicked.
305
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,211
Um, listen, Scott, uh,
I nee-- I need your help, mate.
306
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,004
- Here I be.
- Brilliant.
307
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,006
You know-- Look, 'cause I don't--
308
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,301
I don't know anything about banking
and all that, and I don't trust it.
309
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,262
I'm more of a "cash in hand" sorta bloke.
310
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,805
But we are family now,
311
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,433
and, you know,
I see us as-- as brothers? In a way.
312
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,561
- Well, that me-- that means a lot.
- Yeah.
313
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,729
- You know I've always wanted a brother.
- Yeah.
314
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,357
I mean, I have two,
but they don't like me.
315
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,360
[clicks tongue] Aw, that's-- That's sad.
316
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,821
Um, so, we wanna buy the flat.
317
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,616
- You wanna buy a flat?
- Yeah. Yeah.
318
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,036
- In London?
- Yes. Yeah, our-- our flat. Yeah.
319
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,331
- Your flat in London?
- Yes, we want to buy our flat in London.
320
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,667
Um, but I-- We need a deposit,
321
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,588
and I can't ask my dad because he's buying
this retirement place in Spain.
322
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,589
Right. Mmm.
323
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,674
And me and Nikki,
we simply haven't got enough.
324
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,510
- How "not enough"?
- Well, we need to double it quickly.
325
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,095
- Ah, wow.
- Yes, and quickly.
326
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,806
I mean, is that something
you think you might be able to do?
327
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,142
Hey. It's my job.
328
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,354
Yes. Okay, but, mate,
I need a big return, all right?
329
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,023
So none of those ethical investments.
330
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,900
Like, I want dark web shit.
331
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:27,237
Like puppy farms, land mines, wet wipes,
those sorts of things.
332
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,197
Understood.
333
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,824
Yeah, and it's probably best
you don't tell Nikki about it though.
334
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,576
Just for the time being, all right?
335
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:38,707
And, Scott, I really, really cannot afford
to lose this money.
336
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,376
I hear you. That's okay.
337
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,629
I can't afford to lose another brother.
338
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,091
Jason.
339
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,177
- Hey. Hey!
- Yeah.
340
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,304
You can rely on me.
341
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:56,934
That's a candle.
342
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,273
[sighs]
343
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,525
[door opens]
344
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,444
[Terry] Okay, where are we?
345
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,739
So I took Jen off the phones,
and we listened in to the others.
346
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,867
I thought that if I could coach them
to be a bit better, then--
347
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,369
Sales are up. Complaints are down.
348
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,788
Well done. Big improvement.
349
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,998
Yeah… [chuckles]
350
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,791
Yeah, no. Not really. Um…
351
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,877
Complaints are down, Terry.
352
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,256
They're down by the exact number of people
who normally complain about Jen.
353
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,758
- Right.
- Yeah, and the sales are up
354
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,427
because callers are getting through
to people who are not Jen.
355
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,887
So?
356
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,764
Yeah.
357
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,687
[clicks tongue]
358
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,898
- I'm gonna have to fire Jen.
- Wow.
359
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,527
Okay. [sighs]
360
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,070
Yep.
361
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,446
Which one's Jen?
362
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:57,911
[door closes]
363
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,391
The rock.
364
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,643
[sighs] Damn it.
365
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,282
[inhales deeply]
366
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,242
[cell phone rings]
367
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,577
Hello. Yeah, hello.
368
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,078
Hello, mate. Are you busy?
369
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,124
[Freddy pants]
370
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,876
[Jason pants]
371
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,511
Thank you, Shanice.
372
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,055
That's really coming on.
373
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,848
Okay, uh…
374
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,935
Tyler, would you like to come up?
375
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,410
[both panting]
376
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,622
[exhales deeply]
377
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,624
[panting]
378
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,336
This is my rock.
379
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:33,340
It's magic, and it has special powers.
380
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,509
[students laughing]
381
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:37,678
[bully] Weirdo.
382
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:42,057
- [both panting]
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Hurry up. Come on.
383
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,143
[panting]
384
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:49,690
Hi. Sorry, can you let us through there,
please? There's this, uh, rock.
385
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,233
Okay.
386
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,526
[Jason panting]
387
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,488
[students laughing]
388
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,366
Uh-- Thank you.
389
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:03,120
Why don't you tell us
why you wanted to show us the rock?
390
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,671
- [students gasp]
- Government scientists.
391
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,047
Stay where you are.
392
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,091
Everyone, stay calm.
There's no need to panic.
393
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,343
- [mouthing words] It's okay.
- [Jason] Ready?
394
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,225
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
395
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,729
Stay nice and still, please, young man.
396
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,483
- Is this the rock?
- We have to be certain.
397
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:39,531
- [device beeps, buzzes]
- Oh, boy.
398
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:42,576
My goodness.
It's stronger than we thought.
399
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,328
[sighs]
400
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,704
All right, everybody.
401
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,248
- Stay calm and do not look directly at it.
- [Freddy] Don't move.
402
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,416
Don't look at it.
403
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,543
[Freddy] Cover your eyes.
404
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:54,838
Okay.
405
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:59,885
- Good boy. Come on.
- Gently. Gently.
406
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,262
Careful. Care--
407
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,723
- Oh.
- [rock rattling]
408
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,974
[Jason breathes heavily]
409
00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,226
- It's okay.
- [Freddy] Whew.
410
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,061
Great work, Tyler. Great work.
411
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,230
[sighs] What about them?
412
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,648
They've seen too much.
413
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:13,565
Shall I--
414
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,900
- No! No, no, no.
- [students] No!
415
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,819
No, we can trust them.
Listen, we were not here.
416
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,488
This never happened.
417
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,448
This is a normal rock.
418
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,325
It is not from outer space,
419
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:28,038
and it does not, I repeat, not have
any special powers whatsoever.
420
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,165
- Are we clear?
- [students] Yes.
421
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,708
Young man…
422
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:36,421
You're a credit to your class,
your school and your family.
423
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,011
Over and out.
424
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,100
If you develop any superpowers whatsoever,
425
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,311
call this number. Okay?
426
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,234
[students cheering]
427
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:01,613
Okay, okay. Okay, everyone.
428
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,451
- Thanks for that, mate.
- No worries.
429
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,412
So, you wanna do another school or--
430
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,831
What? No. What?
431
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:12,958
Nothing.
432
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,420
- [sighs] Just a bit lonely. [chuckles]
- Aw.
433
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,714
- Don't want to hang out?
- I can't, mate. Sorry.
434
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,049
I've gotta get back to the house
and do kids' tea.
435
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,218
[Freddy] Yeah. Yeah. For sure. [sighs]
436
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:25,679
- Thank you.
- [Freddy] Laters.
437
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,348
- So, what you having?
- Fajitas.
438
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:29,808
[Freddy] Ooh, nice.
439
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:33,228
I prefer a dry rub to a marinade,
particularly for your leaner meats.
440
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,856
[Jason] Please don't be talking to me
about dry rub.
441
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,424
Okay, so, what is the plan with the rock?
442
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:04,176
[Jason] Oh, I don't know. [sighs]
443
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,512
- I think it's just a phase. It's just--
- Mmm.
444
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,722
It's just unfortunate
that it's our first phase.
445
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,057
[chuckles]
446
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,352
You know, I-- I really missed them
when I was at work.
447
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,853
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
448
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:17,231
I figure, if I'm gonna spend time
with people I barely know
449
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:20,234
and struggle to make small talk with,
it may as well be my kids.
450
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,277
- Listen.
- Yeah?
451
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:23,904
I need to tell you something.
452
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:25,656
[Jason swallows]
453
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:28,075
-'Kay…
- Um…
454
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,124
Sarah and Chrissie aren't moving.
455
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,459
Oh, good.
456
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,086
- It's us.
- What?
457
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,090
They're-- They're selling--
They're selling our flat. Yeah.
458
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,509
- [chuckling] What?
- Yeah.
459
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,052
- Are you kidding?
- No.
460
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,429
- But-- What--
- No. Jase--
461
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,390
No, but-- [stammers] What are we gonna do?
462
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,724
We're gonna buy it.
463
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,977
[scoffs] What do you mean,
"We're gonna buy it"? How?
464
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,396
I just said to 'em, "We'll buy it."
It was actually pretty easy.
465
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,439
No, we don't have the money for that.
466
00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:00,524
[stammers]
467
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:01,900
My dad's gonna lend it to us.
468
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,570
- [gasps] Really?
- Yeah.
469
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:06,113
What? No, it-- Is that enough?
470
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,198
- Uh-huh, could be. Could be.
- [breathing heavily]
471
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,993
Listen. But, but we might have to
put the wedding on hold for a bit,
472
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,912
and it's gonna take time to come through.
He needs to move stuff around.
473
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:15,455
[squealing] Oh, my God! [laughs]
474
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:18,917
It's gonna take a while to come through.
And, listen-- listen to me. Listen to me.
475
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,919
He feels a bit awkward about it,
all right?
476
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,005
- Keep it to yourself. Okay?
- It's amazing. It's amazing.
477
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,048
[both laughing]
478
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,508
- All right.
- Oh, my God.
479
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:29,094
- I'm gonna get some more wine.
- Go on then. Okay.
480
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:33,140
[chuckling] Oh, it is good.
It is good. It is-- [sighs]
481
00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:42,191
[mouthing words]
482
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,903
[soft rock music playing]
483
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,175
[both giggling]
484
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,877
[soft rock music continues]