1 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,389 [alarm ringing] 2 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,433 - [alarm stops] - [second alarm ringing] 3 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,976 - Okay. - [groans] 4 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,354 - [third alarm ringing] - [humming] 5 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,980 - [fourth alarm ringing] - [sighs] 6 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,108 Right. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 7 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,777 First day of school! Whoo! 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:31,073 [fifth alarm ringing] 9 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,055 Whoops, sorry. 10 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,224 [Jason] Okay, that's for you. 11 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,101 That's for you, sir. 12 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,769 Right. Yep. 13 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,524 Sure you don't just wanna shave it all off? 14 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,442 - Uh, no. - Shave your head? Get rid of it? 15 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,152 No? Okay. Well, I'm gonna keep checking back. 16 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,071 Have you got your show-and-tell sorted? 17 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,074 Oh, is that-- You want to-- Okay. 18 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:17,411 - Is that-- Is that interesting? - It's magical and has special powers. 19 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,787 Does it? [giggles] 20 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,291 Wow. Okay. 21 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,169 Are you hearing this? 22 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,254 He wants to get up in front of his whole class 23 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,006 and tell them his rock's got magical powers. 24 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,966 [stammers] Are we all right with that? 25 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,259 [Nikki] It's a comfort object. 26 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,219 Isn't that usually a blanket or something? 27 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,763 [chuckles] Jase, the heart wants what the heart wants. 28 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,933 That is a target on his back for bullies. I mean, that's blood in the water. 29 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,477 [stammers] Jase, this "everyone is a threat" mentality, 30 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,856 this is why you won't put lip balm on when there are other men on the bus. 31 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,734 I was bullied at school. I know what it's like. 32 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,987 They will latch on to anything without adding "talks to rocks"… 33 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:52,905 - No. -…into the mix. 34 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,364 He-- He has a rock. 35 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,158 He is not talking to rocks. 36 00:01:58,827 --> 00:01:59,828 [Nikki] What? 37 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,247 [whispering] I wasn't going to take you, but… 38 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,832 Yeah, okay. Fine, take it off him. 39 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:06,376 - But do it-- Just do it gently, okay. - Okay. 40 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,547 Do you know what? 41 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:14,510 I'm thinking that maybe this is a bit too precious to take into school. 42 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,928 We don't wanna lose it, do we? 43 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,679 So should we maybe leave it at home today, 44 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,349 and, um, perhaps you could do your talk on this? 45 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,769 - [Tyler] Okay. - Yeah? You loved this, didn't you? 46 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,187 Aw, I know, mate. 47 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,482 I know that your first week back is a bit scary. 48 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,942 I'll tell you what. 49 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,611 I want you to remember something, all right? 50 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:39,284 If ever you get scared, I want you to look at this. 51 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,495 I'll do one myself now. Ready? 52 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,539 [sing-songs nonsense syllables] 53 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,960 Inside this circle, there's you, there's Princess, 54 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:52,130 there's me, there's Nikki, and there's our flat. 55 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:56,301 Now this-- this circle is a-- is a safe space, 56 00:02:56,385 --> 00:03:00,055 so whatever happens outside it doesn't matter 57 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:04,184 because you can always come back here, to the circle. 58 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,144 Okay? Here's a good boy. 59 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,271 [chuckles] 60 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,982 [imitates whooshing] 61 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,859 [imitates quacking] 62 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,527 All right, come on. Let's go. 63 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,737 Okay! 64 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:19,616 So, I'm gonna put this in here, all right? 65 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,869 Come here, you. How are we wearing it? 66 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,912 Do you want it to the left like a gentleman 67 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,707 or the right like a scoundrel? 68 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,791 Yeah? All right, perfect. 69 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,669 Get your bags together, kids. Come on, Nik. Let's go, babe! 70 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,343 [Jason] Come on. Let's go, let's go. 71 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:41,638 - [Nikki] Everyone ready? - One, two, three. 72 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:45,225 - Aw, that's a shame. - What? 73 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,810 - Chrissie and Sarah are moving. - Okay. 74 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,645 Aw. All right, then. Okay. 75 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,606 [kissing] Buh-bye. Buh-bye. 76 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,899 - See you, babe. - Okay, buh-bye. 77 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,650 - Have a good day. Bye. - Bye. 78 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,488 Oh, you're kidding. 79 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,429 - [mouse clicking] - [office workers chattering] 80 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,680 Aw. [chuckles] 81 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,018 Whoa. 82 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,231 - [typing] - Welcome back. 83 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,107 How are the kids? 84 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,109 - [laughs] - Yeah, yeah, they're great, thanks. 85 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,111 Oh! [sighs] Not allowed to do this anymore. 86 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,863 - [laughs] - [Nikki chuckles] 87 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,241 Yeah, even on the wider-- [sighs] 88 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:45,702 - Even on the wider desks. Okay. - [Nikki chuckles] 89 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,247 - How are you finding management, then? - Oh, I love it, Terry. 90 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,666 Fifteen feet and a million miles, right? From there to here. 91 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,210 - [both laugh] - [Nikki] Yeah. 92 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,755 I think your relationship with the sales team is gonna be so valuable for us. 93 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,298 Oh, I really hope so. 94 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,217 Because we need to fire one of them. [sighs] 95 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,721 - What? - It's bloated and underperforming. 96 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,474 But it's-- it's just hard to pick out one individual… 97 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:08,392 Well, yeah. 98 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,185 …'cause I don't know any of their names. 99 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,312 Right. 100 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,815 Could you have a think? Come back to me with a target. 101 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,984 - Um, is there really no other way-- - Cheers. 102 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,110 Right. 103 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,541 - [elevator bell dings] - [elevator voice] Door closing. 104 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,126 Where is he? 105 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,507 I was researching it for a book. 106 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,009 - What? - Nothing. 107 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,720 - You're selling our flat! - Am I? 108 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,180 Yes! Tresco Street. Yes. 109 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,514 Oh, right. Okay. 110 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,143 [whispering] Tresco Street, Tresco Street. 111 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,187 Oh, yeah. Yeah, they are. 112 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,230 Well, they can't. Because it's our flat. 113 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,732 Yeah, I feel you on that. 114 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,860 But, I mean, technically it's theirs, so they can. 115 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,530 - Well, can't you talk to them? - Yeah, absolutely! Uh, who? 116 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,282 The people that own the flat! 117 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,243 Well, the-- the flat's managed by a property management company 118 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,536 on behalf of a developer, 119 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,663 who's owned by a property investment company, 120 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:13,332 who's owned by an offshore trust. 121 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,044 Jeff? Jeff, I think one of them was called. 122 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,670 - I don't know. Listen. - Is that it? 123 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:22,883 I've been doing my research, okay? And they need to give us notice. 124 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,093 Oh, yeah, well they sent you a letter. 125 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,304 Aha! Well, we didn't receive the letter, 126 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,431 so, therefore, it is not legally binding, sir. 127 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:30,933 Okay. That's not true. 128 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,353 But even if it was true, your tenancy runs out in three months. 129 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,689 At which point, unfortunately, they can do whatever they want. 130 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:42,528 This is just typical Enron, Lehman Brothers bullshit, this, innit. 131 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,820 [stammers] I don't know who they are. 132 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,699 How can you work for vultures like this that are preying on vulnerable people? 133 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,326 - Well, I'm actually temping here… - Oh. 134 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,828 …so technically I work for Office Elves, but… 135 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,872 [inhales sharply] 136 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,375 Please. Oh, come on. 137 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,210 Come on, please don't sell our flat. 138 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:01,296 Please don't. It's-- It's got all our stuff in it. 139 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,131 [stammers] I can't-- I'm sorry, mate. 140 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,259 [sighs] 141 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,344 [stammers, sighs] 142 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,479 Well, we'll buy it. We'll buy it. How much is it? 143 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,190 Um, that's the guide price. 144 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:23,360 - Oh, for-- Seriously? - Well, yeah, approximately. 145 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,738 Unless there was asbestos in the ceiling or a sinkhole. 146 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:31,201 I mean, even with a sinkhole, it's pretty central. [chuckles] 147 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,250 Bye. 148 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,593 Hello, Dad. 149 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,595 Listen, do you know anything about asbestos? 150 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,055 - [phone rings] - [office workers chattering] 151 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,599 [Nikki breathing heavily] 152 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,062 - Nikki! - Shh. Jen, I need your help. 153 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,564 Oh, my God, how are the kids? 154 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,816 Do they have the faces of angels? I bet they have the faces of angels. 155 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,651 Yeah, they have the faces of angels. I just need some super quick-- 156 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,863 Do they totally love you yet? I bet they totally love you. [laughs] 157 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,824 - Sorry, I-I'm talking again. - Terry's told me to fire someone, Jen. 158 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:11,742 From sales. 159 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,035 [gasps] 160 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,286 But I'm Jen from sales. 161 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,956 No, no, I have to fire someone from sales. And I can't say no, because then what? 162 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,585 Then Terry fires me, then neither me or Jason have jobs. [sighs] 163 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,003 Jen, who am I gonna fire? 164 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,423 Okay, well, first of all, stop saying "fire" really loudly, okay? 165 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:27,758 Right, yes. [sighs] 166 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,636 Right. So, worst to best, 167 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:34,347 it's Tinkle, Gentle Ben, Straight Jo, Gay Jo, 168 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,601 Consequence, Pork Chop, Nico when he's sober, Dirt Baby, 169 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,227 - Nico when he's drunk, weirdly… - Mmm. 170 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,395 …Drew Boy and Baby Legs. 171 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,106 Baby Legs? 172 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,442 The strongest member of our sales team is called Baby Legs? 173 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,277 Since Fist left, yeah. 174 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,864 - Well, should I fire Tinkle? - [door opens] 175 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,457 Okay, that's a no from me. [chuckles] 176 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,750 I'm crushing on her a bit. 177 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,335 Oh! Oh, I didn't know you-- 178 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,337 I'm a bit of everything, Nikki, to tell you the truth. 179 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,255 [Nikki chuckles] 180 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,510 Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna work with them. 181 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,471 Maybe convince Terry that the team is okay as it is. 182 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,099 I need you off the phones, listening in to their calls. 183 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:19,184 But, Jen, Jen, Jen, it is a secret. 184 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,477 It is a secret special mission. 185 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,980 Sorry, I have to go. 186 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,023 I have a secret special mission. [chuckles] 187 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,988 Operation "improve performance quickly so I don't have to fire anyone" starts here. 188 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,072 [squeals] 189 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,657 This is so exciting. [laughs] 190 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,327 Sorry, I'm on a secret special mission. 191 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,787 [clicks] 192 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:39,955 [inhales sharply, chuckles] 193 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,382 [grunting] 194 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,388 [Vic] All right? 195 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:58,432 Bloody hell. 196 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,726 - What, has the reactor core melted down? - Come on. 197 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,145 [cell phone ringing] 198 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,318 Hey, mate, it's me. 199 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,778 Um, do you fancy a pint? 200 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,490 [inhales sharply] 201 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,410 Um, Erica's moving to Manchester. 202 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,954 With the kids. 203 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,415 Closer to her sister. 204 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:29,755 So… [chuckles] …yeah, um, I'm a bit lonely. [chuckles] 205 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,675 Anyway, um, just give us a call when you get a chance. Bye. [sighs] 206 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,552 Do you know how we get to the Odeon cinema? 207 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:36,887 Um, uh-- Yeah. 208 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,307 Uh, you just go straight down there, then turn right at the roundabout, 209 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,517 and then you wanna… 210 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,270 Actually, do you know what? 211 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,231 I'll just walk with you. 212 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,441 No, you don't-- You don't have to do that-- 213 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:50,943 Nonsense! Happy to. 214 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,445 Off we go then. [chuckles] 215 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,781 So, what are you doing after? Any plans? 216 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,284 Perhaps get a lunch or something? 217 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,209 [device beeping, buzzing] 218 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,794 You know what you're looking for, yeah? 219 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,711 - Yep. - All right. 220 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:13,465 [Vic] I did roof pitches back in the day with Jimmy Two Legs. 221 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,051 Only got one arm. 222 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,470 - Focus on the positives. - Mmm. 223 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,805 [beeping, buzzing continue] 224 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,683 - Well, any asbestos? - [sighs] No, clean as a whistle. 225 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,601 Well, that's just bloody typical, innit? 226 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,728 Not even a bit? A smidge? 227 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,313 No, not even a touch of damp. 228 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:31,066 [groans] Well, can you, uh… 229 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,152 put asbestos in somewhere? 230 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,863 - No, you can't. - No, of course not. 231 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,656 Not anymore. 232 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,742 [sighs] Well, that's just my life all over, innit? 233 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,452 What's all this about? 234 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,622 Well, we're thinking about trying to buy this place, you know? 235 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,291 If the-- If the price is right. 236 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,834 [sighs] 237 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,003 And listen, I-- I hate to ask you-- 238 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,797 - Well, it's a nightmare, innit, buying? - Yeah. 239 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,633 We've just put a deposit down on a villa in Alicante. 240 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,760 You haven't. 241 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,097 Used my Tillson's money. 242 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:03,557 Cleaned us out. 243 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,435 But your mum's made up. 244 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:09,938 Bloody hell, mate. 245 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,649 That's come out of nowhere, innit, hey? 246 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,860 Well, that's good. That's great! 247 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,820 - Right. - Yeah. 248 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,156 You know they put fish in everything over there? 249 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,325 Even the onion rings? 250 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,578 No, th-that's not the-- [stammers] Don't worry about it. 251 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,336 [Tinkle speaking on headphones, indistinct] 252 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,006 Is Tinkle offering people the collision damage waiver? 253 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,591 Um, no. 254 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,885 - Maybe you should tell her to do that. - Yep. Mmm. 255 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,555 Oh, also, tell her she looks super cute in her Docs. 256 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,473 [whispers] Right. 257 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,228 Hi. Tinkle, are you, um, offering people the collision damage waiver? 258 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,729 - Yeah, I am. - Oh, okay, good. 259 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,566 - [mouthing words] The other thing. - [mouthing words] No. 260 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,734 [mouthing words] The Docs. 261 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,069 [sighs] 262 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,821 Also, Jen says you look super cute in your Docs. [chuckles] 263 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,699 [chuckles] 264 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,124 [Nikki] I mean, this is amazing. 265 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,627 [laughs] It's insane. 266 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,088 We never have this few complaints. 267 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,339 Rentals are up. 268 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,259 This is War of the Worlds, apocalypse, flee-the-city levels of van hire. 269 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,678 - Jen, is there an apocalypse on? [laughs] - Hold on… 270 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,682 Yeah, no, we're fine. 271 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,976 - I just-- I don't believe it. - [both chuckle] 272 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,104 So, in one day, you've turned the whole company around. 273 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,022 - You are amazing. - Oh. No, I don't know about that. 274 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,440 No, seriously. 275 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,442 They would've just fired someone and ruined their life, 276 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,027 but you didn't let that happen. 277 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,071 - That's amazing. [chuckles] - Aw. 278 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,698 Thanks for asking me to help you. 279 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,659 - No, don't be silly. - No, I mean it. 280 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,662 Feels good to be part of a team. You know, a proper one. 281 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,206 Not just an ironic hashtag after a reality couple breakup. 282 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,417 - [chuckles] - No one ever believes in me. 283 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:56,837 Thank you. [laughs] 284 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,172 Aw. 285 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,841 [humming] 286 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:09,808 Oh, no. 287 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,689 [sighs, clicks tongue] 288 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,944 Oh, no. 289 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,321 [children chattering] 290 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:24,907 Um. 291 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,372 [sniffs] Ugh. 292 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,751 - Weirdo. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 293 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,586 [bell rings] 294 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,181 Hello, mate. 295 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,142 Mmm. [smacks lips] Mon ami. [chuckles] 296 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,685 There he is, nice to see you. 297 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,771 You too, you too. How comes you're not in the office? 298 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,940 Oh, well, "the office"-- 299 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,943 It's just a state of mind really, isn't it? You know? 300 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,531 Plus, I lost my pass, so I'm just here working on the, uh-- on the blog. Yeah. 301 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,742 - Insider blog on the banking industry. - Okay. Okay. 302 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,286 Allows me to say what I want when I want. 303 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,081 And rest assured, I do. 304 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,666 Do you? That's good. Uh, wicked. 305 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,211 Um, listen, Scott, uh, I nee-- I need your help, mate. 306 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,004 - Here I be. - Brilliant. 307 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,006 You know-- Look, 'cause I don't-- 308 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,301 I don't know anything about banking and all that, and I don't trust it. 309 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,262 I'm more of a "cash in hand" sorta bloke. 310 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,805 But we are family now, 311 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,433 and, you know, I see us as-- as brothers? In a way. 312 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,561 - Well, that me-- that means a lot. - Yeah. 313 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,729 - You know I've always wanted a brother. - Yeah. 314 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,357 I mean, I have two, but they don't like me. 315 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,360 [clicks tongue] Aw, that's-- That's sad. 316 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,821 Um, so, we wanna buy the flat. 317 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,616 - You wanna buy a flat? - Yeah. Yeah. 318 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,036 - In London? - Yes. Yeah, our-- our flat. Yeah. 319 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,331 - Your flat in London? - Yes, we want to buy our flat in London. 320 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,667 Um, but I-- We need a deposit, 321 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,588 and I can't ask my dad because he's buying this retirement place in Spain. 322 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,589 Right. Mmm. 323 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,674 And me and Nikki, we simply haven't got enough. 324 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,510 - How "not enough"? - Well, we need to double it quickly. 325 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,095 - Ah, wow. - Yes, and quickly. 326 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,806 I mean, is that something you think you might be able to do? 327 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,142 Hey. It's my job. 328 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,354 Yes. Okay, but, mate, I need a big return, all right? 329 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,023 So none of those ethical investments. 330 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,900 Like, I want dark web shit. 331 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:27,237 Like puppy farms, land mines, wet wipes, those sorts of things. 332 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,197 Understood. 333 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,824 Yeah, and it's probably best you don't tell Nikki about it though. 334 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,576 Just for the time being, all right? 335 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:38,707 And, Scott, I really, really cannot afford to lose this money. 336 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,376 I hear you. That's okay. 337 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,629 I can't afford to lose another brother. 338 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,091 Jason. 339 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,177 - Hey. Hey! - Yeah. 340 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,304 You can rely on me. 341 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:56,934 That's a candle. 342 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,273 [sighs] 343 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,525 [door opens] 344 00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,444 [Terry] Okay, where are we? 345 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,739 So I took Jen off the phones, and we listened in to the others. 346 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,867 I thought that if I could coach them to be a bit better, then-- 347 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,369 Sales are up. Complaints are down. 348 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,788 Well done. Big improvement. 349 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,998 Yeah… [chuckles] 350 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,791 Yeah, no. Not really. Um… 351 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,877 Complaints are down, Terry. 352 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,256 They're down by the exact number of people who normally complain about Jen. 353 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,758 - Right. - Yeah, and the sales are up 354 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,427 because callers are getting through to people who are not Jen. 355 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:33,887 So? 356 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,764 Yeah. 357 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,687 [clicks tongue] 358 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,898 - I'm gonna have to fire Jen. - Wow. 359 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,527 Okay. [sighs] 360 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,070 Yep. 361 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,446 Which one's Jen? 362 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:57,911 [door closes] 363 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,391 The rock. 364 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,643 [sighs] Damn it. 365 00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,282 [inhales deeply] 366 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,242 [cell phone rings] 367 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,577 Hello. Yeah, hello. 368 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,078 Hello, mate. Are you busy? 369 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,124 [Freddy pants] 370 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,876 [Jason pants] 371 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,511 Thank you, Shanice. 372 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,055 That's really coming on. 373 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,848 Okay, uh… 374 00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,935 Tyler, would you like to come up? 375 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,410 [both panting] 376 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,622 [exhales deeply] 377 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,624 [panting] 378 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,336 This is my rock. 379 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:33,340 It's magic, and it has special powers. 380 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,509 [students laughing] 381 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:37,678 [bully] Weirdo. 382 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:42,057 - [both panting] - Oh, no. Oh, no. Hurry up. Come on. 383 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,143 [panting] 384 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:49,690 Hi. Sorry, can you let us through there, please? There's this, uh, rock. 385 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,233 Okay. 386 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,526 [Jason panting] 387 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,488 [students laughing] 388 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,366 Uh-- Thank you. 389 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:03,120 Why don't you tell us why you wanted to show us the rock? 390 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,671 - [students gasp] - Government scientists. 391 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,047 Stay where you are. 392 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,091 Everyone, stay calm. There's no need to panic. 393 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,343 - [mouthing words] It's okay. - [Jason] Ready? 394 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,225 Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. 395 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,729 Stay nice and still, please, young man. 396 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,483 - Is this the rock? - We have to be certain. 397 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:39,531 - [device beeps, buzzes] - Oh, boy. 398 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:42,576 My goodness. It's stronger than we thought. 399 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,328 [sighs] 400 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,704 All right, everybody. 401 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,248 - Stay calm and do not look directly at it. - [Freddy] Don't move. 402 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,416 Don't look at it. 403 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,543 [Freddy] Cover your eyes. 404 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:54,838 Okay. 405 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:59,885 - Good boy. Come on. - Gently. Gently. 406 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,262 Careful. Care-- 407 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,723 - Oh. - [rock rattling] 408 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,974 [Jason breathes heavily] 409 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,226 - It's okay. - [Freddy] Whew. 410 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,061 Great work, Tyler. Great work. 411 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,230 [sighs] What about them? 412 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,648 They've seen too much. 413 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:13,565 Shall I-- 414 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,900 - No! No, no, no. - [students] No! 415 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,819 No, we can trust them. Listen, we were not here. 416 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,488 This never happened. 417 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,448 This is a normal rock. 418 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,325 It is not from outer space, 419 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:28,038 and it does not, I repeat, not have any special powers whatsoever. 420 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,165 - Are we clear? - [students] Yes. 421 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,708 Young man… 422 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:36,421 You're a credit to your class, your school and your family. 423 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,011 Over and out. 424 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,100 If you develop any superpowers whatsoever, 425 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,311 call this number. Okay? 426 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,234 [students cheering] 427 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:01,613 Okay, okay. Okay, everyone. 428 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,451 - Thanks for that, mate. - No worries. 429 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,412 So, you wanna do another school or-- 430 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,831 What? No. What? 431 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:12,958 Nothing. 432 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,420 - [sighs] Just a bit lonely. [chuckles] - Aw. 433 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,714 - Don't want to hang out? - I can't, mate. Sorry. 434 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,049 I've gotta get back to the house and do kids' tea. 435 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,218 [Freddy] Yeah. Yeah. For sure. [sighs] 436 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:25,679 - Thank you. - [Freddy] Laters. 437 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,348 - So, what you having? - Fajitas. 438 00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:29,808 [Freddy] Ooh, nice. 439 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:33,228 I prefer a dry rub to a marinade, particularly for your leaner meats. 440 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,856 [Jason] Please don't be talking to me about dry rub. 441 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,424 Okay, so, what is the plan with the rock? 442 00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:04,176 [Jason] Oh, I don't know. [sighs] 443 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,512 - I think it's just a phase. It's just-- - Mmm. 444 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,722 It's just unfortunate that it's our first phase. 445 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,057 [chuckles] 446 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,352 You know, I-- I really missed them when I was at work. 447 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,853 - Yeah? - Yeah. 448 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:17,231 I figure, if I'm gonna spend time with people I barely know 449 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:20,234 and struggle to make small talk with, it may as well be my kids. 450 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,277 - Listen. - Yeah? 451 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:23,904 I need to tell you something. 452 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:25,656 [Jason swallows] 453 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:28,075 -'Kay… - Um… 454 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,124 Sarah and Chrissie aren't moving. 455 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,459 Oh, good. 456 00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,086 - It's us. - What? 457 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,090 They're-- They're selling-- They're selling our flat. Yeah. 458 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,509 - [chuckling] What? - Yeah. 459 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,052 - Are you kidding? - No. 460 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,429 - But-- What-- - No. Jase-- 461 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,390 No, but-- [stammers] What are we gonna do? 462 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,724 We're gonna buy it. 463 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,977 [scoffs] What do you mean, "We're gonna buy it"? How? 464 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,396 I just said to 'em, "We'll buy it." It was actually pretty easy. 465 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,439 No, we don't have the money for that. 466 00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:00,524 [stammers] 467 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:01,900 My dad's gonna lend it to us. 468 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,570 - [gasps] Really? - Yeah. 469 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:06,113 What? No, it-- Is that enough? 470 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,198 - Uh-huh, could be. Could be. - [breathing heavily] 471 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,993 Listen. But, but we might have to put the wedding on hold for a bit, 472 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,912 and it's gonna take time to come through. He needs to move stuff around. 473 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:15,455 [squealing] Oh, my God! [laughs] 474 00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:18,917 It's gonna take a while to come through. And, listen-- listen to me. Listen to me. 475 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,919 He feels a bit awkward about it, all right? 476 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,005 - Keep it to yourself. Okay? - It's amazing. It's amazing. 477 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,048 [both laughing] 478 00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,508 - All right. - Oh, my God. 479 00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:29,094 - I'm gonna get some more wine. - Go on then. Okay. 480 00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:33,140 [chuckling] Oh, it is good. It is good. It is-- [sighs] 481 00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:42,191 [mouthing words] 482 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,903 [soft rock music playing] 483 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,175 [both giggling] 484 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,877 [soft rock music continues]