1 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:26,902 -Nikki. -Yeah. 2 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,779 Tell me again what it is we're doing here. 3 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,782 Well, it's a chance for new families to bond, isn't it? 4 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:35,452 And I still haven't bonded properly with Princess. 5 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,788 -I've not had the moment yet. -What moment? 6 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,540 The moment. 7 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,501 The "look into each other's eyes," "you're the one" moment. 8 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,419 I feel like you guys have all had that. 9 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,879 I haven't had it yet. 10 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,385 Jase, do you get the vibe she doesn't like me? 11 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,304 No. Why? Do you? 12 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:56,431 Maybe. 13 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,560 I don't know how to tell. No one's ever not liked me before. 14 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,353 Okay. Well, now I don't like you. 15 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,397 Look, you get them all week. This is my chance. 16 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,359 I just thought they'd fall for me the way you did, you know? 17 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,528 -Immediately. -Okay. 18 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,613 Look, just don't put too much on it. 19 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,532 Don't force it. Just let it flow, you know? 20 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,950 -Yeah. -What do I know? 21 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,286 Hello! 22 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:18,829 I made a new friend. 23 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,039 You've been here two minutes. I haven't even signed in yet. 24 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,457 I know. It's sort of a superpower. 25 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,293 -Hello. Jason. -Hi, Rosa, this is Jason. 26 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,128 -Hi, Jason. -Hello, Rosa. How are you? 27 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,212 -Jason. -Yes. 28 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,047 My friend runs an expat group in Spain. 29 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,341 -I'll get the number for your dad. -Amazing. Thank you so much. 30 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,426 Four minutes. 31 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,470 I mean, I literally lived with Freddy for two years 32 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,389 before I even knew he had a sister. 33 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,433 Okay, kids! Come and get your badges! 34 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,311 Good boy, Tyler. 35 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,812 And you're Nikki-- Jason-- 36 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:46,023 -No, I'm Princess! -Yes, I know. 37 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,524 All right, go and finish your story. 38 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,110 What's with the lamp? 39 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:52,070 The lamp. Well, that's Adam. 40 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,489 See, it used to be a rock. 41 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,950 And then we thought anything would be better than that. 42 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,702 It's been a lateral move, Rosa. 43 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,788 Kids, badges! 44 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:02,873 Bye. 45 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,961 She's so great. 46 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,964 Hey. Don't be competitive. 47 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,051 She's got a much nicer personality than she needs to with a face like that. 48 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,720 No, she was either bullied at school or her dad left, guaranteed. 49 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,723 Some people are just pretty and nice, okay? 50 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,061 -Let's bond the shit out of this. -Yes! 51 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,564 Tickly, tickly. 52 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,274 Tickly little kids. 53 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,776 Tickly little kids. 54 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,070 Tiny, little tickly people. 55 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,446 People… 56 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,340 It's so pretty here. 57 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,427 Maybe we shouldn't buy the flat. Maybe we should just move here. 58 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,179 Away from all the crime and the drugs. 59 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,057 Are you kidding? Way more drugs in the country. 60 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,184 -What? -Well, nothing else to do, is there? 61 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,895 Literally everyone here is high on crack or red diesel. 62 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,399 Here you go. All right, guys, what do you reckon? 63 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,984 -Look at this. Perfect spot. -Yeah! 64 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:15,112 -Let's do this! Perfect. -Tyler, some water? 65 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,204 Right! 66 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,206 Hands up, who wants to put up a tent? 67 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,626 Princess, catch! 68 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,796 -Princess is in. There you go. Lovely. -No, I was trying to catch the peg! 69 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,506 Hold on a second, where's the peg? 70 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,216 Where's the peg? Where is the peg? 71 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,303 There's the peg. Found the peg. But where's Princess gone? Princess? 72 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,387 -I'm here! -Princess? 73 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,306 Oh, my God, there's a tiny bear! 74 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,349 -There is a tiny little bear. -Okay, no, look-- Guys-- 75 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,059 That's funny, but we need to put the tent up. 76 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,770 Otherwise we're just four people standing up in a field, aren't we? 77 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,980 So, come on. 78 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,648 -People still do that, yeah? -What? 79 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,359 -Roll sleeves up before they do something. -Some people, yes! 80 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,738 Here is a magnificent, tiny bear! 81 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,240 Now Tyler's gone. Tyler? 82 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,867 Yes. Yeah. All right. 83 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,535 -What? -Listen, can I have a word? 84 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:04,828 Yeah, all right. 85 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,789 Right. Find that peg. What? What's the matter? 86 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,666 It's not fair you're always having fun with them. 87 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,210 I don't know how to be like that. 88 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,086 Teach me to be like you. 89 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,880 What? What do you mean? 90 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:18,091 I'm not fun enough. That's why she prefers you. 91 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,052 Come on. You're loads of fun. 92 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,137 What about you at Emily's birthday drinks? 93 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,182 Then that time we had wine with Dave in the park. Remember that? 94 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,309 And what about that brewery tour, you r-- 95 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,895 -Okay. All right. -No. 96 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,105 I join in the fun. I don't bring the fun. 97 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,609 I always overthink things with the kids. 98 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,403 You never do anything by the book, and it always works out. 99 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,489 I do everything by the book, and it never works out. 100 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,449 Oh, my God! Did I buy the wrong bloody book? 101 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,618 -Just be yourself, Nikki. -No! 102 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,954 No one should be themselves until they know it's safe. 103 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,039 Be someone else until they like you, 104 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,834 then become yourself gradually so you don't scare them off. 105 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,669 Right. 106 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,588 No, I need to be more Jason. 107 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,049 -Where do I start? -I don't know, have a laugh. 108 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,175 Get-- But how? 109 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:03,679 Go in there. Have a bit of banter with them or something, you know? 110 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:04,763 -Right. -Yeah? 111 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,515 -Right. -Okay. 112 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:10,894 Tell you what, you put up the tent. I'm just gonna do a few notes. 113 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,230 -All right. -Just think of a few ad-libs. 114 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,567 Come on, then, you two. 115 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,743 Free kick! Reds! 116 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,707 Are we gonna get out at all? 117 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,334 No! It's pissing it down. 118 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:39,882 I'll be honest with you. I think I've lost my passion for teaching. 119 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,886 Throw-in. Blue! 120 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,639 Yeah. I can sense it ebbing a bit. 121 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,934 I thought coaching might spark something. 122 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,561 It hasn't. 123 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,063 I think I'm jealous of them. 124 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,815 Their potential. 125 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,319 Sometimes I give the pretty ones worse marks 126 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,614 'cause I just think, "You've got enough." You know? 127 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,240 That's bad, isn't it? 128 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,202 Nah, it isn't. It's true. We do have enough. 129 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,621 Here. 130 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,080 Finish it if you want. 131 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,001 They're not mine. They were in lost property. 132 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,378 Amy, 133 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,589 how long for? This is fish. 134 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,091 Too fancy for lost lunches? 135 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:24,676 Nice to be you. 136 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:26,762 No. 137 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,643 Everyone else in my life has a passion. 138 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:34,853 What's mine? 139 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,563 Don't know, mate. 140 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:39,399 One thing's for sure. It is not kids. 141 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,110 Come o-- 142 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,865 Jessica, move your arse! 143 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,993 No, it is not. 144 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:55,249 Should put that out a bit further, I reckon. What about you? Tyler? 145 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,502 -Okay. Give her the hammer. -All right, guys. 146 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,755 How we all doing? Oh, yeah. 147 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,925 Where is Princess? Where is she? 148 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,260 I can't find-- 149 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,763 I can't find her anywhere. 150 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,682 Where are the pegs then? 151 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,766 Come on, kids. 152 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,310 And the tent's not fully up, but-- 153 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,729 That's fine 'cause we're all having fun! 154 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,857 Sorry, can I have a little word with you? 155 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,485 So then what is that? Is that what you think I'm like? 156 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,195 Yeah, in spirit. Yeah, I do. 157 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,321 Come on, guys! 158 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:27,656 Hey, all right, give me that. 159 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,283 -Jase, I'm being banter-y. -Give me that. 160 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,159 -This isn't gonna work, all right? -Why? 161 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,870 'Cause you're not being me, are you? 162 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,039 To do that, you need to understand where the banter comes from, all right? 163 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,958 And to do that, you need to fully understand 164 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,042 my… 165 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,004 philosophy of life. 166 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,257 -Your philosophy of life? -Yeah. 167 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,302 -Yeah, what? -No, nothing, it's-- 168 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,887 You rarely hear a phrase like that 169 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,098 coming from someone eating two children's yogurts, but please go ahead. 170 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:56,018 You know, I suppose it's just-- You need to-- 171 00:07:57,311 --> 00:08:00,022 You need to maximize the positives, not minimize the negatives. 172 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,316 So you should ask yourself not what could go wrong, 173 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,318 more what could go right. 174 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,154 But seriously, Jase, you really just-- You never worry about anything. 175 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,322 Worrying. Pointless, innit? 176 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,991 There might've been use for it when there were saber-toothed tigers, 177 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,285 but all it does now is hold you back. 178 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,412 So, for instance, 179 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,664 first thing in the bag should be the water pistol 180 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,793 and not the first aid box. 181 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,629 So, you gotta 182 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,048 live in the moment. 183 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,382 Get bloody stuck in. 184 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,301 -Yeah. -Yeah? 185 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,761 No, I can do that. 186 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:35,182 Listen, can I take Princess this afternoon, just me and her? 187 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,475 Yeah. Lovely. All right. 188 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,477 -That is tight, son! -Where do you think I'm from? 189 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,354 I don't know. 190 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,524 Hello. 191 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,027 Princess, do you know what kayaking is? 192 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:50,822 Well, you get in a boat, and you paddle around in it. 193 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:52,824 Is Jason coming? 194 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:53,992 No. 195 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,454 No, I thought it might be nice if it was just us. 196 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,915 -Okay. -Okay. 197 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:04,378 Oh, no, I don't think kids can take anything on the kayak, actually. 198 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,924 But because I'm fun and cool, 199 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:13,971 and if you promise not to tell anyone, I'm gonna let you take one thing. 200 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,139 Not Jason. 201 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,077 Oh, no. 202 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,130 Are you joining us? 203 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,679 So, we have a new member today. 204 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:59,183 Freddy? Would you like to tell us why you're here? 205 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,688 It's okay just to listen. 206 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,772 No. Okay? 207 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,776 Hi, my name's Freddy, and I am not an alcoholic. 208 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,653 We understand it can be difficult-- 209 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:14,031 Really, I'm not. I'm just an arsehole. 210 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,742 I didn't lose everything 'cause of the old… 211 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:21,038 I lost it 'cause I'm an arsehole, and-- Well, is it really that different? 212 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,706 'Cause the only real difference is 213 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,210 that I don't have a place to go and talk where I won't be judged. 214 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,337 And I need to tell some people. 215 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,466 Because I am not a strong person. 216 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,718 People just assume that because I'm tall. 217 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,848 I had an affair, and I lost my family. 218 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,523 Feels so good to be able to be honest. 219 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,815 This is a safe space. 220 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,276 You're a good person who deserves to be happy. 221 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,820 Doing one bad thing doesn't change that. 222 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,616 I mean, I do have a few more. 223 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,961 You all right? 224 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,547 How far do we have to go? 225 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,758 Far enough so that we can't see the tent anymore. 226 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,510 What do you think? Yeah? 227 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,679 What's your favorite thing about being here? 228 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,223 -The sound the zip makes on the tent. -Oh, yeah? 229 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,684 Is Adam cold? 230 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,186 No, he's not cold, mate. He's made of metal, look! 231 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:28,689 Are there badgers? 232 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,899 -Do you like badgers, yeah? -No. 233 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,317 Then there's no badgers. 234 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,443 There might be. 235 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,654 I have never once seen a badger in my entire life. 236 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,573 In fact, I once went to a wildlife sanctuary. 237 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,825 I stood outside the badger enclosure. 238 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,119 I banged on the glass. Even threw a little bit of food in. 239 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,537 Still no badgers. 240 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,788 There are no badgers. 241 00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:47,499 -All right, gents. -Afternoon. 242 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,254 It's all right, mate. It's all right. It's a squirrel or something. 243 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,841 Can squirrels grab things? 244 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,593 Yeah, I suppose so, sometimes, yeah. 245 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,346 Okay, then you take him. Just so he's safe. 246 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,472 Okay. 247 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,976 Can squirrels eat people? 248 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,395 No, only nuts. You're not a nut, are you? 249 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,356 No. Miss Keele says I'm just different. 250 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,993 Sometimes I worry about my morals. 251 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,870 When there's a plane crash or something, 252 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,874 the only way I can feel sympathy is if I imagine all the people were puppies. 253 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,042 That's not right, is it? 254 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,961 If there's a charity appeal on the TV, 255 00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,339 I get my phone out so people will think I'm donating. 256 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,132 I'm just reading The Spectator online. 257 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,426 Every time. 258 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,762 Okay, well, should we take a little-- 259 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,639 I didn't cry at all when my gran died. 260 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,475 I feel so guilty. 261 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,772 I was the one who suggested we take her skiing. 262 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,441 You okay? 263 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,318 -You okay? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 264 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,946 Oh, no. Shark! 265 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,789 I'm only kidding. Yeah, there's no sharks here. 266 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,166 No, the crocodiles chased them all away. 267 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,087 I didn't bring my camera. 268 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,048 Okay, mental picture. 269 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,390 You thirsty? 270 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,850 -Yeah. -Yeah, I thought so. 271 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,562 I'm just gonna get your water out of my bag! 272 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,733 What's the matter? You get wet, Princess? 273 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,152 When I heard about that earthquake in Puerto Rico, 274 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,696 I was eating my breakfast. 275 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:44,074 I didn't even lose my appetite, just carried on eating. 276 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,492 Had another egg. 277 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:46,952 And I'm pretty sexist. 278 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,289 I can't find any woman attractive if she has very short hair. 279 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:54,334 When I see women with really short hair, I'm not undressing them with my eyes. 280 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,462 I'm adding hair. 281 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,339 Okay, really time for a break now. 282 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,841 Anyone else know there's a website 283 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,594 that compiles all the naked scenes from Game of Thrones? 284 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,678 'Cause I do. 285 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:16,148 We've had such a lovely afternoon. How was your day? 286 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,524 We've got a problem. 287 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,985 You left a vacuum, and I couldn't fill it. 288 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,112 Shut up. They love you. 289 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,198 Because when you're around, I get to be the fun one. 290 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,242 But when you leave, then he starts coming at me 291 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:31,622 with, like, feelings and lamps and feelings about lamps, and I don't-- 292 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,832 Honestly, I didn't know what to say. 293 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,795 Well… he's never had a family, has he? 294 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,423 So he's always creating families all around him. 295 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,470 Okay, so to Tyler, that flower isn't just a flower. 296 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,056 Right, that is a baby flower 297 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,809 with a mummy and sister flower who love him very much. 298 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,188 The lamp is part of his family. 299 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,566 Yeah, exactly. 300 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,443 -Careful. -I know. 301 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,865 He can't come to you yet, so you need to go to him. 302 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,160 You need to feel the world the way that he feels it. 303 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,996 -Yeah? Then you'll understand him. -Okay. 304 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,706 Yeah, okay. 305 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,500 I'll try. 306 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,168 -I'll give it a go. -Okay. 307 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,966 Hey, how'd you do that water bottle thing? 308 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,050 What water bottle thing? 309 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,052 The thing when you know exactly when they're thirsty. 310 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,178 -No, I don't. -You do. 311 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,638 No, I don't. 312 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,640 -No, I'm all right, thanks. -See, I haven't got a clue. 313 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,614 Gather round. 314 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:52,119 Okay, my lovely little pumpkin seeds. Capture the flag. 315 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,204 We have ten family teams, 316 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,332 and you must all take a flag and plant it somewhere. 317 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,584 Come and get your flags. 318 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,295 Oh, no, sorry. We're red. 319 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,046 We're red. I got the red flag. 320 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,633 You must try to capture the other teams' flags. 321 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,886 But if you are caught in another team's territory, 322 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,638 then you are sent to jail. 323 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,516 But don't worry, there are nachos and dips. 324 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,770 So fly, my lovelies, and plant your flags where no one shall find them! 325 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,608 Except me, actually, 'cause I need them back by end of day. 326 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,445 -Did you get those rules? -Let's go! 327 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,405 I want to beat her. 328 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,575 Yeah, I wanna beat her, but I won't. 329 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,911 I won't. No one's keeping score. Just a bit of fun, isn't it? 330 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,872 -Doesn't matter that they won the tents. -Okay, come on. 331 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,923 Well, that's another 400 views for The Undercover Banker. 332 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,509 I sent you the link. 333 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,138 What's this? 334 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,724 This is my insider's blog on the banking industry. 335 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,267 I found a route around the-- 336 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,230 the straight, white, cis male gatekeepers of the publishing industry. 337 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,566 It's a real state-of-the-nation call to arms, 338 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,609 inspired by the work of Sólveig Anspach, 339 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,531 who, in my opinion, really should be every bit as famous 340 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:11,949 as Hans-Jürgen Syberberg. 341 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,535 Well, don't worry. She is. 342 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,330 So great to have a calling. 343 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,086 What? 344 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,880 I hate my job, Scott. 345 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:30,133 I hate it so much and all of the time. 346 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,303 I've had no idea. 347 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,097 What do you-- What-- 348 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,224 Which part of it do you hate? 349 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,017 The children. 350 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,102 Right. 351 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:42,646 That's quite a big part. 352 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,732 I just can't stand them anymore. 353 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,652 Their tiny little faces 354 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,489 and their tiny little brains and their tiny little hands. 355 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:56,785 And how it takes them 45 minutes to eat two slices of apple. 356 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,580 And how the whole day is about them. 357 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,083 I mean, seriously, is nobody gonna ask me how I am? 358 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,963 You know, I have given them the best years of my life, 359 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,673 and they won't even remember my name. 360 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,342 And they just walk off with my stuff. 361 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:16,013 Do you know how many of my glue spreaders came back intact at the end of last term? 362 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,558 You'd be shocked, Scott. 363 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:23,437 You know, all I do is think about their future. 364 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,480 Well, who is gonna think about mine? 365 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,107 Whose job is it to think about that? 366 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,861 Yes, another like. 367 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:33,864 Sorry. 368 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,328 What's a glue spreader? 369 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,378 Princess, want a drop of water? 370 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,174 They're so fluffy. 371 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,468 Wait, wait, wait. 372 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,096 -There's someone in our territory. -Quick, hide! 373 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,236 Oh, my gosh. Thank you, honey. 374 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,446 Look at that. 375 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,490 -I love you, Mummy. -I love you. 376 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,242 I want to beat them. 377 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,119 I don't want to be relaxed. I don't just want to be fun. 378 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,330 I want to take things too seriously. I want to be me again. 379 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,706 I want you to be you again. 380 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,208 Thanks. Gasping. 381 00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:37,386 Let's win this. 382 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,847 Nikki, that is incredibly hot. 383 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,599 -Three, two, one. Go! -Come on! 384 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,951 I'm so sorry. 385 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,621 It's all right. Not scary. 386 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:16,884 Now! 387 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,472 Run! 388 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,683 We're gonna win! 389 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,393 -Stop! -What? 390 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,353 Where's Adam? 391 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,439 What are we gonna do? 392 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:34,443 We go back. No one left behind. 393 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,696 He's part of the family. Come on. 394 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,410 I don't get it. Why isn't he here? 395 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:47,372 Adam. 396 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,334 Quick, come on. 397 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,630 -Come on. -Hey, stop! 398 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,840 -Hey, stop! -Stop! 399 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,100 -Good. -Come on. 400 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,193 Adam! 401 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,403 Yeah, he's a bit beaten up. 402 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:19,905 There they are. 403 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,372 Go sit down there. 404 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:16,628 Oh, God. 405 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,710 -This is sexy? -No. 406 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,086 -No? -No. 407 00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,421 Come on. 408 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,175 -Is that my bronzer? Jase. -I don't know. 409 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:07,304 -I don't know. It was just in your bag. -That's expensive. Bloody hell. 410 00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:13,560 We can't move here. 411 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:15,938 These are city kids. 412 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:18,524 When we went for a walk in the pine forest, Princess asked, 413 00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:20,150 "Why did the air smell like shower gel?" 414 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,908 Do you know what? It's a gift you have, not to worry. 415 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,160 -I don't know. -Really, no, it's great. 416 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:33,872 Has your dad put the money through? 417 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,377 No. But he's-- What did he-- 418 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,462 He said it's gonna be soon. 419 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,673 And that he'll-- 420 00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:44,591 So, yeah. 421 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,094 Yeah. 422 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:51,515 It worked for a bit, didn't it? Me being you. 423 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,892 Only 'cause I was being you 'cause someone's got to be. 424 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:57,229 Look, any idiot can be "fun." 425 00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,773 But when shit gets real, 426 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:03,986 then they're gonna look to you for things that I'm just not able to give them. 427 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,824 Princess? Do you want seconds? 428 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,829 She's doing it on purpose, Nikki. 429 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,205 Hey, she's stress testing you 430 00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,499 because she wants to know if you're gonna give up. 431 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,084 And if you are, 432 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:21,670 then she needs to know sooner rather than later. 433 00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:24,464 Yes. 434 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,967 -Guess who's been reading some books? -Shut up. 435 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,635 No, I had a chat with Rosa about it. 436 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,638 She said that she was the same with her stepdad. 437 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:33,932 Dad abandoned her. See? Told you. 438 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:36,852 All right, mate. 439 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:44,067 The point is, she's making it hard for you on purpose. 440 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:45,652 Well, she's picked on the wrong person 441 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:48,447 if she thinks I'm gonna give up when things get hard. 442 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,073 Because little does she know… 443 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:53,118 I find everything hard. 444 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:55,954 You'll win her over eventually. 445 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,124 And if she's anything like me, 446 00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,836 then she won't even know it's happening.