1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,552 I cannot believe that he supports Arsenal. 2 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:12,888 -I support Tottenham, Nikki! -Yes. 3 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,557 Jase, I have grasped the complex nature of the problem. 4 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,642 Why wouldn't he tell me? 5 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,269 Well, because-- 'Cause he's a people pleaser. 6 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,646 He probably thought you'd be upset, 7 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:24,274 which you won't be, because it is only football. 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,651 It doesn't matter what team he likes. 9 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,819 He needs something to share with other kids. 10 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,992 -Jason! -It's a big deal, Nikki, okay? 11 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,911 When I was a kid, my dad took me to Tottenham, 12 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,788 his dad took him, and I wanted to take Tyler. 13 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,832 Now I've gotta spend the whole day with flippin' Arsenal fans. 14 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:44,419 -I know, I know. It's really-- -Okay. 15 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,129 -Sorry. I tried, but I just-- -All right. 16 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:49,091 I really can't care about it. And this is me. I care about-- 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,263 -Everyone. -Who's that? What? Who is it? 18 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,764 -It's Jen. -Have you fired her yet? 19 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:59,101 No! And if I don't by the end of the week, Terry will. 20 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,562 But it's fine because I have a new plan. 21 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,438 -Oh, yeah? Go on, I'm listening. -No, I have. Listen, listen. 22 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,149 I'm gonna take her out for coffee this morning 23 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,860 and inspire her into quitting 24 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,403 by making her realize 25 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,613 that it is the job that is holding her back. 26 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,700 Okay, yeah. You're a pushover. 27 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,034 No, I am not! 28 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,871 Are you doing Princess's homework literally right now? 29 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:20,998 Oi. 30 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,084 Don't let her and her little friends walk all over you today, all right? 31 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:27,212 It's easy for you to be strong with her 'cause she hasn't had a dad before, right? 32 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,590 -She's got no one to compare you to. -I know. 33 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,884 Dad! Can I have Cheerios? 34 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,344 Yeah. Please use a bowl this time! 35 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,554 Okay. 36 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,515 Jase, is that the first time she's said "Dad"? 37 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,059 Yeah. 38 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,730 Nikki. 39 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,106 Okay, look, she started last week. 40 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:49,526 But listen to me, it is only because I am with her more. 41 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,403 It's not a competition. 42 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,779 Oi, you, listen, don't panic 43 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,740 and buy her something expensive to make her like you 44 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,950 or I don't know, let her get a tattoo or something, 45 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,076 'cause you know she wants one. 46 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,078 She's nine. Where am I getting her a tattoo from? 47 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,872 We live in Camden. I once saw a dog with a tattoo. 48 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,211 -Hey, hey. -Yeah? 49 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,419 We've got a couple of minutes. 50 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,631 No! They're up. What if they come in? 51 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:11,715 They're not gonna come in. 52 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,300 Listen, the best thing about being adopted is 53 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,677 it's possible that your parents have never had sex. 54 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,013 Okay? Let's not ruin it for them. 55 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,502 What's all this? 56 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:52,005 Measuring for a new carpet. Helps sell the place, I think. 57 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:55,300 -For the people looking round. -Keep your voice down a bit, will ya? 58 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,015 Jase, he's doing the flat up so they can charge us more. 59 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,809 You did put that offer in, didn't you? 60 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,644 No, not quite. 61 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,145 -Jase. -You know what my dad's like. 62 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,148 He's terrible with paperwork. He can't even fill out a parking permit. 63 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,150 He still puts a fiver underneath the windscreen wipers. 64 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,069 -I'll call him. It'll be fine. -Okay. 65 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,197 The foster home sent the rest of Tyler's stuff. 66 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,366 There's photos in there. I think we should put them up. 67 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:23,036 Jase, I think that's a really good sign. 68 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,997 They know we've got the court hearing in a few weeks. 69 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,999 They wouldn't send his stuff if they didn't think he-- 70 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,543 They've sent his stuff because they've sent his stuff. That's it. 71 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,503 -All right? -Okay. 72 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,297 -I've gotta go meet Jen. -All right, babe. 73 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,424 -Bye. -Don't be a pushover. 74 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,843 What? Jase, why is that an insult? 75 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,972 Maybe the problem is with the people pushing us over. 76 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,307 Ring your dad. 77 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:44,808 Ringing him. 78 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,061 Also, he wants you to put these up in the kitchen. 79 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,938 Makes it look nicer, he says. 80 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,273 Is there anything else we can do 81 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,108 to help him to sell the place from under us? 82 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,569 Maybe take the batteries out the fruit bowl? 83 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,282 Right. 84 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,711 This is fun. 85 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,214 I prefer fun Jen and Nikki to work Jen and Nikki. 86 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,298 Yeah. Yeah. 87 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,426 So, how is work going, do you think? 88 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,845 Really good, actually. 89 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:23,931 Great. 90 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:29,394 And just for fun, what would you say your strong points are? 91 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,521 You know, if you had to. 92 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,690 I have a face that suits literally every type of hat. 93 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,237 -Thank you. -Thank you. 94 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,780 Looks so expensive. 95 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,490 Shall I just have the top? 96 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,158 No. It's on me. It's fine. 97 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:54,419 Do you know, the person that started this chain now has eight cake shops? 98 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,296 -No way. -Yes, yes. 99 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,756 And do you know what she said 100 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,342 the most important part of setting up this business was? 101 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,177 The cakes. 102 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,554 Well, yes, but before that. 103 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,305 -The chairs? -No, no. 104 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,557 The vision. 105 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,810 You have to envision the life that you want. 106 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,729 And, Jen, it can be anything. It can be absolutely anything you want. 107 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,982 Even if it's not exactly where you are right now. 108 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,442 Isn't that inspiring? 109 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:23,532 I know what you're trying to do, and I really appreciate it. 110 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:28,328 But I don't want a promotion. I'm happy where I am. 111 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,664 In fact, I'd say I've never been happier. 112 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,583 And my parents are so proud. 113 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,002 I'm finally back in the family newsletter. 114 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,796 Yeah, one of my cousins thought I'd died. 115 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:42,009 That's great. Great. 116 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,021 Hey, hey. 117 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,397 I've got some postpartum gifts. 118 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,401 I got a new journal. 119 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:03,322 And I found us Shelley's Ode to the West Wind. 120 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:07,242 I feel-- Well, I mean, one assumes we'll be in a Shelley place. 121 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,288 And I know it's a little bit early, but… 122 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,460 Okay, okay, Scott. 123 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:18,545 Look. 124 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,256 Yeah. 125 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,344 If you really wanna help me through this… 126 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,137 -Yeah. -…then there is something I need. 127 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,056 Yeah. 128 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,559 I need you to be less… modern. 129 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,771 Okay. 130 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:39,900 I need a tap fixer, not a watery-eyed journaler, you know? 131 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,195 I need B6 supplements and cavity wall insulation, 132 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,696 not tears on the toilet 133 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,824 'cause everything in the world suddenly feels connected. 134 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,870 I cannot have you crying more than the baby. 135 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,247 Yeah, I mean, that's… 136 00:06:54,331 --> 00:07:00,128 You know I'm not an alpha male. I mean, you knew that when you proposed. 137 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,549 I just don't like all that "hug it out, I'll be there for you" stuff. 138 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,759 You know, I can cope very well on my own. 139 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,763 And at the scan, no holding my hand and stroking my hair. 140 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,974 Just get me a coffee, sit in the waiting room, 141 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:16,812 and look over the top of your newspaper every now and then. Like a Victorian. 142 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:23,068 Because, to be honest, it feels like you might be a fainter. 143 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,414 That's cute, isn't it? What do you think of that? 144 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,710 -No. -No, it's gross, isn't it? 145 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,508 Can I get this? 146 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,012 Well, that's nice, isn't it? 147 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,515 It's quite expensive. 148 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,142 But I really like it. 149 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,602 Yeah, no, I know you do, but-- 150 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,312 Please? 151 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,817 No. No, I'm sorry Princess, no. We can't. 152 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:23,670 That was fun, wasn't it? Where do you fancy next, girls? 153 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,673 -Hans & Gretel ice cream! -Yeah! Ice cream! 154 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:30,469 Oh, no, no, isn't it a little bit early for a novelty ice cream? 155 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:33,804 I'll just go get a chair. 156 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,642 Can you sit over there? 157 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:37,726 -What, there? -No. 158 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:38,852 Over there. 159 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,275 Right. 160 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,986 Right, but that's a different restaurant, isn't it? 161 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:52,950 Okay. 162 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:54,826 Yeah, sure. 163 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:17,099 Oi, I thought I said no Adam today. Cheeky. 164 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,351 All right, well, be careful with him, all right? 165 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,521 We don't want anyone tripping over his cord, do we? No. 166 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,523 Okay. In you go. 167 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,796 Sorry, I'm trying to watch those kids. 168 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,263 Hi. Are you eating here? 169 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,556 Yes, love. 170 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,767 With food from this café? Because I think this area is customers only. 171 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:04,062 I've lost my left breast to cancer. I'll eat where I like. 172 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:09,401 Don't tut at me, superfood salad. I'm not your Polish builder. 173 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,113 Come on, boys. So sorry. 174 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:19,953 My family knew the Krays, so no one tells me where I can sit. 175 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,292 -I'm Bev. -Nikki. 176 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,588 -Cute kids. -Yeah. 177 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,797 So, which one's yours? 178 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,257 None of them, really. 179 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,094 It's a long story, Bev. 180 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,140 Thanks for coming, mate. 181 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:43,852 Bat-Signal goes up and here I am. Can only stay for the first half though. 182 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,064 This just feels so wrong. It feels so wrong. 183 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,776 I shouldn't be here. They know. They know that I don't belong here. 184 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,569 It's like when I'm in a church, you know. 185 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,072 Well, he's young. Switch him to Spurs. 186 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,993 I've tried and it's too late. He's already set. 187 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,954 And anyway, I'd rather he was an Arsenal fan 188 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,288 than someone who switches teams. 189 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,290 I mean, that's like… cheating on your wife. 190 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,125 Sorry, mate. No offense. 191 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,627 No, it's fine. I was having a breakdown. 192 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,754 I love it. I love how you say that like you-- 193 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,590 It's like you declare yourself bankrupt and it just clears all your debt. 194 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,636 -No, look, I know I'm a bad person. -Right. 195 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,013 -But it's because of what happened to me. -What do you mean? 196 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,098 Nothing. 197 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,934 Nothing bad has ever happened to me. 198 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,436 Oh, my goodness, mate. I'm so sorry. You should've said. 199 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,105 When did this not happen? 200 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,899 No. Nothing bad happening can be ruinous to a person. 201 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,484 -I went to this AA group. -Yeah? 202 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:36,280 Everybody there, they had reasons for their mistakes, but I haven't got any. 203 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,157 I'm just an arsehole. 204 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,618 Feel free to interrupt. 205 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,497 -No, go on. -Well, there you go. 206 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:50,794 So… I started this. 207 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,964 -AA. -Arseholes Anonymous. 208 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,802 I have created a safe space for arseholes to come together and change. 209 00:11:58,886 --> 00:11:59,887 -Right. -'Cause you see, 210 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,097 I've got a lot of good things in my life that I don't deserve, 211 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:03,557 and I'm gonna start deserving them. 212 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,728 Yesterday I considered letting a refugee stay in my spare room. 213 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,396 I mean, practically, it wouldn't work. 214 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,648 The kitchen island's tiny, and I imagine it's a lot of forms. 215 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,442 -But I'm telling you… -Sure. 216 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,861 …I'm gonna change people. 217 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:20,407 The man you are today need not be the man you are tomorrow. 218 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,576 Are you running a cult? 219 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,538 -Time will tell, mate. Time will tell. -Lacazette. Lacazette! 220 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:41,845 Shit. 221 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,472 So we go in front of a judge 222 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,308 and just hope that they give us full custody, 223 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,394 but we just-- We're not sure which way it's gonna go at the minute. 224 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,479 No? 225 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:55,317 I don't think that I've got the relationship with Princess 226 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,985 that I would've hoped to have had by now. 227 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,864 I just-- I feel like just some random woman in her life. 228 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,408 I think that's why I find it hard to be tough with her. 229 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:06,078 I'm so desperate for her to like me. 230 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,956 Yeah, my daughter had some problems, 231 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:12,417 and I'm telling you, tough love is the only love. 232 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,920 Yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right. 233 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,339 -Family is everything. -Yeah. 234 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,966 Look, if someone tried to take mine away? 235 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,802 There'd be murders. 236 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,180 Literal murders. 237 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,728 -Sorry, I'm just gonna keep-- -No, you keep an eye, love. 238 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:35,065 If I was going to grab a kid, I'd do it here. 239 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,775 Yeah. 240 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,782 Sorry, I just need to-- 241 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,284 -Hello? -Hi. 242 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,119 Promise me you won't panic. He's fine, okay? 243 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,203 Jase, what's happened? 244 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,746 He's tripped over and banged his head, 245 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,748 so I brought him to hospital just to be on the safe side. 246 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:52,916 Hospital? 247 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,002 Yeah, look, he's-- Trust me, he's okay. 248 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,004 In the taxi, he was more concerned with the football. 249 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,213 Weren't you, mate? 250 00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,798 Jase, sorry. Why are you in a taxi? 251 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:00,924 'Cause I've had a drink. 252 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,467 You're drunk? 253 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,557 Jase, what if they call social services? 254 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,685 We're gonna be in and out, and no one's calling anyone, all right? 255 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,271 Listen-- Look, I've gotta go, babe, all right? 256 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,606 No-- 257 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,400 Bloody hell. 258 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,737 -Everything all right? -Sorry, yeah. I just-- 259 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,199 Gotta go. It's fine, it's totally fine. 260 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,493 -It was so nice to meet you, Bev. -Yeah, you too. 261 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,579 And be strong, eh? 262 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,748 Kids need a strong woman in their lives. 263 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:33,832 Yes. 264 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,962 Okay, Princess, we need to go. Your brother's had a little accident. 265 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,355 Okay. There's a small bruise there, isn't there? 266 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,773 Well, he tripped over Adam. 267 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,858 Didn't-- Well, that's his lamp. 268 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,904 -Okay. It looks fine. -Yeah? 269 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,114 I'd like to give it half an hour to make sure. 270 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,116 -Great, so should we wait here? -Wait here. 271 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,077 All right. Fantastic. Thank you, Doctor. 272 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:21,630 Hi. Hi, welcome back. Hi. Hi, come on in. 273 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:25,676 Welcome, welcome. Welcome. Take a seat. 274 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,431 So, welcome to the other AA. 275 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:35,269 Before we start, I see that once again I'm the only person 276 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,812 to bring biscuits. 277 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,273 Now, didn't mind doing it for the first few sessions, 278 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,484 but we are entering freeloader territory here, 279 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:46,488 so let's not forget why we're here. Okay? 280 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,367 Now, well, I see we have a new member. 281 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,579 So, would you like to start by introducing yourself? 282 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,456 Yeah… 283 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:01,336 I'm Lawrence, and I'm an arsehole. 284 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,465 And we all say hello back. 285 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,926 We spoke about this last week. Come on, guys. 286 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,344 -Hello, Lawrence. -Hi, Lawrence. 287 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,679 -Hello, Lawrence. -Hi, Lawrence. 288 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,770 Your bag's open. 289 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,484 Why do you have this? 290 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,821 Princess, why do you have this? 291 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,038 Right. Okay, come on, we're going back. 292 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,998 -No! -No! No argument. 293 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,291 Please! 294 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,335 Has to be their last chance, you'd think. 295 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,129 And Spurs continue to throw for the leveler. 296 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:48,383 Looking for Dier. Here is Dier. And Moura at the far post. 297 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,136 Yes, and it's Lucas Moura. 298 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:54,389 Tottenham rescue the point. It's 1-1… 299 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:58,101 Are you okay, mate? It's only football. 300 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,812 And it's Tottenham 1, Arsenal 1. 301 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,317 And I just lost it, you know. 302 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,319 And I stood up, I pushed him against the wall 303 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,446 and I'm screaming in his face, "You call this an Admiral's Club?" 304 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,829 So, I'm thinking of volunteering in a soup kitchen. 305 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,957 I mean, it seems like a good thing to do. 306 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,376 Plus, they don't really expect much, so, you know. 307 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,794 That's very brave. 308 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,922 Olivia, is there something you'd like to contribute? 309 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,716 Sounds like a bad Admiral's Club. I'd have shoved the guy. 310 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,385 Yes, but then where would that get us? 311 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,972 Well, eventually, better Admiral's clubs. I mean, what are we doing here? 312 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,557 We're trying to become better people. 313 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,767 Why? We're already the best ones. 314 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:43,605 -We're not soup kitchen volunteers. We're… -Lawyer. 315 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,108 -You? -Small tech start-up. 316 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:49,528 Early days, but we expect to float in the third quarter of next year. 317 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:50,946 CEO. 318 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,698 -Yeah, I'm a surgeon. -You? 319 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,575 Director of my own sporting goods company. 320 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,452 Exactly. Arseholes run things. 321 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,580 Because running things is hard, 322 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,665 and we're the only ones with the stomach for it. 323 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,959 Yes, but that doesn't give us license to behave badly. 324 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:07,546 -'Cause we live in a society. -Who cares about society? 325 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,006 Ants have a great society. 326 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,467 They still vomit into each other's mouths to communicate. 327 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,179 If ants had egos, they'd have smartphones by now. 328 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,723 Well, hard to do anything other than speculate about that. 329 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:22,728 Human progress happens when arseholes act like arseholes. 330 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,397 What human progress did me cheating on my wife achieve? 331 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,192 Yours. Your human progress. You were probably miserable. 332 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,945 -No, see, 'cause I'm miserable now. -Well, that's because you're here. 333 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:32,946 No, I'm sorry. 334 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,866 I tried, but I can't do this. 335 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,784 I'm quitting my job at Oxfam. 336 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:40,204 It hasn't made me happier like you said it would. 337 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,081 You can't run away from your true nature 338 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:48,337 like it's jury service or a cyclist you just glance with your car. 339 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,800 Olivia, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need your two-week chip back. 340 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,220 Fine. I was going anyway. 341 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,434 You all should too. 342 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,943 Jonathan. Leonard. Come on. 343 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,987 Guys, seriously. 344 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:19,243 I mean, Dan, you were doing so well. 345 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,496 Guys? 346 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,044 Lawrence. 347 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,888 A little cold. But this just helps the ultrasound waves go in 348 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:42,015 and gives us a clearer picture. 349 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:45,143 And this is the probe we're going to use. It is a round probe and-- 350 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,353 Okay, okay. 351 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:52,401 Vanessa, I'm very comfortable with the edited highlights of this. Okay? 352 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,319 Okay. 353 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,750 Just trying to see if I can find a heartbeat. 354 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,503 -Can be a little tricky sometimes. -Okay. 355 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,633 I'm just gonna try a little bit more gel. 356 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,470 Sometimes people are a bit off with the dates, 357 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,932 so they think they're further along than they are. Which might explain it. 358 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,310 -When was your last period? -No, the dates-- 359 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,271 I know they're right. 360 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,231 Okay. 361 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:50,083 Okay, you know what, I'm just gonna pop and get a colleague. 362 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,336 -Okay. -Okay. I won't be a moment. 363 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,715 Vanessa? 364 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,469 Can you do me a favor? 365 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,073 Scott? 366 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,877 I'll just be two minutes. 367 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,132 Okay, okay. 368 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:43,804 It's okay. I've got you. Both of you. Okay? 369 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,932 -Is everything okay? -Yeah. 370 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,475 You're fine. Keep an eye. 371 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:49,726 All right, fantastic. 372 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,937 Right, then, you, let's go. 373 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:53,981 Good boy. 374 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,275 Looking for Lacazette with Saka in space. 375 00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:01,655 Yes! We won! We won, Dad! We won! 376 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,365 Arsenal steal it at the death. 377 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,285 We love you, Arsenal We do 378 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,578 Sing with me, Dad. 379 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,997 We love you, Arsenal, we do 380 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:15,794 We love you, Arsenal, we do We love you, Arsenal, we do 381 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:20,424 We love you, Arsenal, we do Oh, Arsenal, we love you 382 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,468 We love you, Arsenal, we do 383 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,154 There we go. 384 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,699 Little bit shy, that's all. 385 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:47,993 Make the most of that. 386 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,436 Princess? 387 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,647 No, Princess. 388 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,440 Princess? 389 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,902 Princess, will you let me in, please? 390 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,696 -No. -I have to do tough love. 391 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:25,781 Why? 392 00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,242 I don't know. People just always say it, don't they? 393 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,701 So I think it must be true. 394 00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:32,496 -Just come out. -No. 395 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,334 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 396 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,005 -Oi. -Go away. 397 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:43,632 -Princess. -Go away! 398 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,551 Will you just tell me why you took it? 399 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,846 Excuse me. Is there a problem? 400 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,973 Yes. Yes, actually, these walls are too high. 401 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,432 Please don't look over the walls. 402 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:54,810 This is a private matter, actually. Thank you very much. 403 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,229 -I have jurisdiction in the whole shop. -Please! 404 00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:00,107 You're not even allowed to stop shoplifters walking out with stuff. 405 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,733 It's health and safety. 406 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:04,528 I've read that. You're basically a scarecrow. 407 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:10,450 I can ask them to stop, actually. 408 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:12,870 No, okay, I'm sorry, that was mean. That was mean. 409 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,329 I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 410 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,473 We don't have to do tough love. 411 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,393 Things are tough enough. 412 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,733 Will you come out? 413 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,673 Why did you take it? 414 00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:11,845 Your birthmark? 415 00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:16,558 They made fun of it. 416 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,730 Well, it just makes you a little different, that's all. 417 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,524 I don't want to be different. 418 00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:25,943 Yeah, I get it. 419 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:27,861 I get it. 420 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:30,906 When you're young, you want to cover up 421 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,075 what's different about you. 422 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,286 When you get older, 423 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,623 it becomes the thing that people like about you. 424 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,382 Right. You don't want to be different? 425 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:51,343 No? I know what we can do. 426 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,281 Let's have a look at yours. 427 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:21,915 You are insane. 428 00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:23,834 You know, I've always wanted a tattoo. 429 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,587 I feel so edgy. 430 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,131 But I still want to be taken seriously at work, 431 00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:32,467 so I'm gonna put a watch over it to cover it when I'm in client meetings. 432 00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:33,844 So edgy, yeah. 433 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,388 Do you know, we had a moment. 434 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:37,472 Yeah? 435 00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,683 What, did you gaze into each other's eyes? 436 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,018 -Yes. Yes. -You did? 437 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:44,897 Well, no. I mean, she looked in a mirror. But I saw, Jase. 438 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,993 We still need to unpack his stuff. 439 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,586 Jase, look. 440 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:09,046 Yeah. 441 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,465 -I'm gonna put these up for them. -Hold on a sec. 442 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,511 -Can I have that? -Yeah. 443 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,775 Unscrew the nut to release the… 444 00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:41,555 Bev!