1
00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,301
-[Jason] You're sure that's her?
-[Nikki] Definitely.

2
00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,345
-How sure?
-Ninety-five to one hundred percent.

3
00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,388
Would you recognize her
if you saw her again?

4
00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:14,890
Yeah. There she is.

5
00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,017
-You know what I'm gonna say, don't you?
-What?

6
00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,352
-Robert D--
-No. Oh, come on.

7
00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,521
-Robert Downey Jr. was not in Tesco's.
-Why not?

8
00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,814
Why would he be?
He's got assistants and stuff for that.

9
00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,441
No, Robert's not like that.

10
00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,485
Robert's like-- He's like you and me.

11
00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,238
She must be some sort of relative.

12
00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,490
-Are we being stalked?
-[sighs]

13
00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,700
Look, even if that is her, right?

14
00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,619
Then it-- it could easily be
a coincidence.

15
00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,788
-It wasn't a coincidence.
-All right. Let me ask you this.

16
00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,040
Did you-- Did you sit with her,
or did she sit with you?

17
00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,084
She sat with me. Yeah.

18
00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,419
She definitely sat with me,
and she saw Princess,

19
00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,296
and she didn't tell me that she knew her.

20
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,631
Oh, God.

21
00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,926
And then she was, like,
saying stuff about-- about family,

22
00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,011
about fighting for family.

23
00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:55,264
I think she was trying to intimidate me.

24
00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:56,348
She said…

25
00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,809
[Cockney accent]
"My family knew the Krays."

26
00:00:58,892 --> 00:00:59,977
Did she sound like that,

27
00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,604
or are you just doing that voice
to make it sound worse, the way people do?

28
00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,063
[normal] Jase, they are gangsters.

29
00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,316
-Get away from the window.
-Oh, Nikki, don't be silly.

30
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,402
Look, that's just how people
from the East End speak.

31
00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:12,072
It's all geezer, family, Krays,
geezer, geezer, Parklife, geezer.

32
00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,949
-There's more.
-What?

33
00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:17,452
[sighs] I… [clicks tongue]
…I may have opened up to her

34
00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:20,581
-and-and… [sighs] …told her some things.
-What things? What things?

35
00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,875
Just about when me
and Princess weren't getting along.

36
00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,961
Bloody hell. Can you not meet one person
without telling them everything?

37
00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,087
-No, I don't!
-Come on.

38
00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,381
Last week the postman asked me
if my rash had cleared up.

39
00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,801
And then she was there when you called
when you were taking Tyler to A&E.

40
00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,888
Jase, oh, no. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I didn't know!

41
00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,307
-What if she's dangerous?
-She's not dangerous.

42
00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,474
Jase.

43
00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,853
She's not dangerous, Nikki. Trust me.

44
00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,981
-Okay.
-All right?

45
00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:56,992
[vehicle horn honks]

46
00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,036
[anti-theft alarm blaring]

47
00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,807
[Nikki] Their grandmother?
How did she find us?

48
00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,851
Do we need protection? [stammers]

49
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,394
Should we be getting bodyguards?

50
00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,562
It's the council.

51
00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,731
I had to bring a kettle from home.

52
00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,191
We don't have bodyguard money.

53
00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,527
But, Noah, I just--
I didn't know that there'd be stalking.

54
00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,362
Yeah, we should put that
in the welcome pack.

55
00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,615
So, we'd been told
that they couldn't make contact with us.

56
00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,617
-Yeah.
-Well, she is their grandmother.

57
00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,327
People get ideas.

58
00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,539
Look, it's only a few weeks
until we go before the judge.

59
00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:44,456
I'll talk to her.

60
00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,000
Does this mean she wants custody
of the kids?

61
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,045
Well, she knows that's not an option
because of her age.

62
00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,464
And she didn't try and talk to them.

63
00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,133
Well, so-- so what?

64
00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:58,679
Well, I'd say it was you she was watching.

65
00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:11,149
[Karen sighs]
I've never heard of Faraday Books.

66
00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,735
Are you sure they're legit?

67
00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,238
Yeah. I've scoured the website.

68
00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,657
Nothing but quality fonts all around.

69
00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,034
It just seems a bit quick.

70
00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,997
You know, to read a blog
and then just decide to publish it.

71
00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,375
Well, publishing companies are very nimble
these days, you know?

72
00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,918
They're very quick to react.

73
00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:32,296
The Internet,
that's-that's where all the talent is.

74
00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,465
If Hemingway were writing now,
he'd be writing a blog.

75
00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,887
-Why don't you just keep blogging then?
-God, no. Can you imagine?

76
00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:43,473
Hey, lots of, uh--
Lots of A-listers on their books.

77
00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,518
Ah, hmm. There's that comedian.

78
00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,228
She's on that panel thing I hate.

79
00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,938
And he's a reality person.

80
00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:53,734
[inhales sharply]
These are not A-list celebrities, Scott.

81
00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:57,279
They're Z-list, and that's only
'cause the alphabet only goes up to Z.

82
00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,532
I would ask you
to be a little more positive.

83
00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,369
[chuckling] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

84
00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,705
It's just the--

85
00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:10,459
I have a person inside me
who needs 2,000 calories a day until 2040,

86
00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:15,506
so I'm just not in a "follow your heart,
your dreams fly on magical wings" place.

87
00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,632
[Scott sighs]

88
00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,553
What-- I do have faith in you, though.

89
00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,680
-You do?
-Mm-hmm.

90
00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,765
[Scott] Mmm.

91
00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,852
Good, actually, because, big news…

92
00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,187
[inhales deeply]

93
00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,480
…I've handed in my notice.

94
00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,732
-Wha--
-Yeah.

95
00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,984
I think it's the perfect time to jump.
I really do.

96
00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,904
And, listen, good things happen
when you commit to things.

97
00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,698
You know?
Even if you're not certain it'll work out.

98
00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,200
I mean, look at you and I.

99
00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,037
[kisses, sighs]

100
00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,164
Right. I'm off for a nap.

101
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,586
[stammers]

102
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,220
[Karen]
It's awful, being pregnant. It's awful.

103
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,888
-I can't even have a hot bath.
-What?

104
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,100
Yeah. I bathe. I do not shower.

105
00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,894
I'm not an American or a muddy dog.

106
00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:11,979
[chuckles]

107
00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,731
You're just constantly patronized.

108
00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,734
-[clicks tongue] Well, that's nice!
-No, no, I'll get that.

109
00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,403
[Karen] Uh, no.

110
00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,196
-You see?
-Right.

111
00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:27,661
Is it okay if we don't stay here too long?

112
00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:28,745
Why?

113
00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,872
No, it's…

114
00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,750
No reason. I'm just--

115
00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,086
Oh, my God.

116
00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,256
Oh, my God. That's her.

117
00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,382
What?

118
00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,466
Who?

119
00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,593
[Karen] Nikki.

120
00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,103
-Hey.
-[gasps]

121
00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,814
Oh, God. Oh, sorry.

122
00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:59,193
Sorry… [chuckles] …sorry,
I-- I thought you were someone else.

123
00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,402
Sorry.

124
00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,365
[sighs]

125
00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,295
Hello, mate.

126
00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:20,672
[sighs]

127
00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,132
Can I have a look at that?

128
00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,176
Tyler, let me have a look.

129
00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,677
[Tyler sighs]

130
00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,014
Thank you.

131
00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,808
Those pajamas are a bit big for you,
aren't they, mate, eh?

132
00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,439
You know,
I think we might have to let him go.

133
00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,567
-Why?
-Well, he's dangerous.

134
00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,570
I mean, he's already put you in A&E once.

135
00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,073
And I think, uh…

136
00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:52,663
I think it is important
to be able to let things go.

137
00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:56,375
Because it is only just a-- a thing.

138
00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,671
And things come and go.

139
00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:06,176
It's people that we need to hang on to.

140
00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:10,472
And you've got us now.
You don't need Adam anymore.

141
00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:16,019
Come here. Here's a good boy.

142
00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,980
[kissing]

143
00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,150
I'm sorry, but this is clearly
a case of mistaken identity.

144
00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,027
You know
you're still holding the shopping?

145
00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,071
Not just a scarecrow, eh?

146
00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,740
-She called me a scarecrow last week.
-What?

147
00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,244
What? What--
What is going on? What is happening?

148
00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,121
You-- You know she's pregnant.

149
00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,831
You are imprisoning a pregnant woman.

150
00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,166
It is bad to stress them out.
They get very stressed.

151
00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,251
[stammers] I'm fine.

152
00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,794
I'm not a dolphin at SeaWorld.

153
00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,505
-Do you wanna sit down?
-No, I do not want to sit down.

154
00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,799
I can see the chair,
and if I wanted to, I would.

155
00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,593
-What would be stopping me?
-Yeah--

156
00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,137
You? You wait here.

157
00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,725
[scoffing]

158
00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,393
Right, well, I might be off.

159
00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,603
Excuse me?

160
00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,314
Are you serious? Are you leaving me here?

161
00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,858
-Well, you'll be fine.
-Karen, sit down.

162
00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,818
[groans] Will everybody stop telling me
to sit down?

163
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,987
Fine, well, stand up then,
but you are not leaving.

164
00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,488
-[cell phone chimes]
-[clicks tongue]

165
00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,409
[sighs] Gosh…

166
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,410
What?

167
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,289
They want us to have a meeting with Bev,
and I just-- I don't trust her.

168
00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,708
I sort of brought you some water.

169
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,793
Did I ask for some water?

170
00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,671
Nope. No, you-- No, you did not.

171
00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,133
-I will be right back.
-Okay.

172
00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,927
[Karen] They treat you like an invalid.

173
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,429
I'm still slimmer
than most non-pregnant women, so--

174
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,056
Karen, will you just give it a rest?

175
00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:38,018
-What's the matter with you?
-You! You are driving me mad.

176
00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,770
-What--
-Do you know how lucky you are?

177
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,107
I mean, you are gonna have a child,
and you don't have to do anything.

178
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:48,612
No forms, no assessments,
no stalking grandmas, nothing.

179
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,781
You-- You just have to stay alive.

180
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,032
Nature will do everything.

181
00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,952
I mean, you could just lie in bed
for the next nine months if you wanted to.

182
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,411
Uh, childbirth is--

183
00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:57,871
More lying in bed!

184
00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,623
It is hard.

185
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,960
[scoffs] Well, then they will give you
free drugs to make it not hard.

186
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,712
Can I take drugs
to take my problems away? No.

187
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,881
Well, yes.

188
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,133
Yes, but they would still be there
when I wake up,

189
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,637
unlike yours, which will have been taken
out of you by a team of experts

190
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,223
and turned into a lifetime of joy.

191
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,183
While you were high! [chuckles]

192
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,686
-The police are on their way.
-The police?

193
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,521
[breathing heavily] Okay.

194
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,023
Okay, okay.
C-Can I just explain something to you?

195
00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,818
Now is a really bad time
for me to be getting arrested.

196
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,903
Really? Why didn't you say?

197
00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,738
Honestly? Honestly. Oh.

198
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,574
Well, uh, no, I didn't think you'd care.

199
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,536
Okay. Okay.
You're being sarcastic. [sighs]

200
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,246
-J--
-[screams]

201
00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,664
Karen?

202
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,624
Karen! Karen, are you okay?

203
00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,502
No. No, I am not. I'm too hot. [panting]

204
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,130
And I don't know if it's me
or the room because I never know.

205
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,174
They should put up a sign in hot rooms.

206
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,427
[breathing heavily]
You know, it isn't easy,

207
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,095
and I am getting really scared.

208
00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:56,221
Right, about the police?

209
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,807
-No! Not about the police!
-Oh.

210
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,561
You know, I'm 39,
and I'm a geriatric mother.

211
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,645
How is that right?

212
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,480
I haven't even paid off
my student bloody loan.

213
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,065
You know, I looked it up,

214
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:10,402
and Ryan Giggs, he played
in the Premier League when he was 39.

215
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,989
Uh, yeah. No, he had to drop a bit deeper
to influence the game, but he did the job.

216
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,491
Yes! Yes! He did a job.

217
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:17,868
Yeah.

218
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,245
You know, I am actually getting
rather stressed here,

219
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,789
so I would like to go home
with my sister now, please.

220
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,003
[sighs] Y-Yeah. Yeah, of course.

221
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,547
Right.

222
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:33,634
[Nikki] Okay?

223
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,136
Yeah, I'm fine. I was just acting.

224
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,890
Oh. Well, that was some good acting.
[chuckles]

225
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,391
Yeah.

226
00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,479
Should we go for a little chat?

227
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,856
Yes, please.

228
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,918
Don't look at me like that.

229
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,883
[door closes]

230
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,886
-[phone ringing]
-[people chattering]

231
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,270
[cell phone beeps]

232
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,699
[Scott] Hello.

233
00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,619
You are Jeanette Forrester.

234
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,163
[chuckles] So, I have to say, for me,

235
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:50,961
you are one of the top four-- eight
radical literary feminists I've read.

236
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:51,879
Truly.

237
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:56,049
Bitch, Lover, Child, Mother, I think,
perfectly captures how we control

238
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,760
-an-and really patronize pregnant women.
-Hmm.

239
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,138
I'm insisting my pregnant wife read it.

240
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,057
Hmm, yes.
Depictions of motherhood are failing us.

241
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,393
Whitewashed, overexposed simulacrum

242
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,855
of immaculate children in spotless linen
pushed by perky Earth mamas.

243
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,193
The truth is,
a bomb is about to go off in your life.

244
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,696
Ah. [laughs] I see you've met.

245
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,656
Look out for this one.

246
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,284
He's the best satirical spoof I've read
this year.

247
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,411
[Jeanette chuckles]

248
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,787
Shall we? Yeah?

249
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:26,872
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.

250
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:27,956
Okay.

251
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,417
Wow.

252
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:33,962
Yeah. I mean, she's nice enough,
but my God, she's intense.

253
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,172
You know, it's all,

254
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:39,051
"Our enslavement is a story
we tell ourselves."

255
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,637
It's like, you know,
how about some small talk?

256
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,096
Ask me about my weekend.

257
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,515
-You know what I mean?
-Yes.

258
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,558
What did you mean
when you said, um, "spoof"?

259
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:47,893
Shall we?

260
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,650
And into the office we go.

261
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,700
So, um…

262
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,120
-So I'm in the comedy department?
-Yeah.

263
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,457
Yeah, we'll get Maya down soon
and talk about marketing,

264
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,877
but, first of all, how excited are we?

265
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,504
Very, yes.

266
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,005
Um… [clicks tongue] …uh,

267
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:20,551
what you were saying just there
about, um, uh, "satirical spoof"?

268
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,679
Yep. I meant every word of it.
You have struck gold with this character.

269
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,306
Uh, you see, when you say "character"--

270
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:30,060
You have perfectly skewered
a certain sort of… [inhales sharply]

271
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,438
…ludicrous, performative 21st-century man.

272
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:36,900
He's, uh, lamenting the evils of money
because he's always had it.

273
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,944
He's lecturing people
on structural racism,

274
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,113
but his favorite rapper…
[chuckles] …is Eminem.

275
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,575
You know, he carries his novels face out
so everyone knows what he's reading,

276
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,327
underlining bits
with a small, artisanal pencil.

277
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,204
Yeah, we've all met those morons.

278
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:50,122
Knock, knock.

279
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,416
Scott, have you seen
the front cover mock-up?

280
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,711
We think we've cracked the title.
[chuckles]

281
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,214
Right.

282
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,800
Right. Okay.

283
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,345
Listen, you really can't be too subtle
with the Christmas toilet book market.

284
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,389
You really have to go
balls in the face with it.

285
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,308
Yeah, look, I was thinking,
for the soft launch,

286
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,810
Scott does the whole thing in character.

287
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,271
-[Leo] Loving your work.
-[Scott] Yeah, sorry.

288
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,315
You keep saying character, and I just--

289
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,776
This-- [stammers] Th-This book is real.

290
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,155
-It's serious social criticism.
-Yeah.

291
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:26,742
I mean,
this is Martin Luther's "59 Theses" speech

292
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,577
from the march on Selma.

293
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,661
Oh.

294
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:32,372
This is Dylan without the harmonica, guys.

295
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,459
Bri-- That's brilliant.
That's brilliant. Do that.

296
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,669
-Yeah. [chuckles]
-No, I'm not doing--

297
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,713
[stammers] This is not a joke.

298
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,674
Hmm. But there's
a preparatory reading list in the front.

299
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:43,634
Yeah, of course there is.

300
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,221
Chapter four is just a list of criticisms
of Alain de Botton.

301
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,264
Yeah, and I pulled my punches.
I promise you that.

302
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:53,977
-Uh, so… [groans] …this is you?
-I don't-- Hmm.

303
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:54,895
[Scott] Yes!

304
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,189
This is me.

305
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,400
Okay, well… [stammers]

306
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:01,735
Okay, congratulations.

307
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,779
Funny is funny.
Let's publish and be damned.

308
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,531
No, no, sorry.

309
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,243
No, I'm not disrespecting
my own work like this.

310
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:15,874
Okay. Well, then,
I guess you've got a decision to make.

311
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,293
Hmm. [clicks tongue]

312
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,337
Yeah, I guess I do.

313
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,189
[Nikki] It's just the way she looks at me.
I can just--

314
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,233
I can feel her eyes baring into my soul.

315
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,652
Yeah, but you've got a lovely soul,
haven't you?

316
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,947
So you got nothing to worry about.
She'll only see nice things.

317
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,449
Like when your T-shirt went see-through
on the log flume that time.

318
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,201
-Jason. Shh!
-Do you remember that? Yeah.

319
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,286
Jase!

320
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,205
I just think there's no excuse
for maybe stalking someone.

321
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,958
-Like we did with that builder guy?
-[Nikki] Whose side are you on?

322
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,626
[Jason] Oh, I don't know, honestly.

323
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,337
All I know is, there shouldn't be sides.

324
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,422
Look, it'll be fine.

325
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,841
Hopefully, we're not on our own with her
at any point.

326
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:06,758
Oh, God.

327
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,812
Oh, hello.

328
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,689
Hello there.

329
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,663
-Mint?
-Oh, no, thank you.

330
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,165
-Oh, yes. Give me that--
-Jase.

331
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,249
No, thanks, Bev.

332
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,048
[Noah] So, from talking to Bev,

333
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,801
I think she's just very keen
to hear how the children are doing.

334
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:52,095
It's been a long time
since she's seen them.

335
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,889
Well-- [chuckles]

336
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,728
I believe you have a photo.

337
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,979
Yes. Hmm.

338
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,483
Uh, here. Um, that's them,
um, a few days ago,

339
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,529
-outside the-- outside the house.
-[Bev gasps, whimpers]

340
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,867
-Thanks.
-Yeah, it's all right. It's okay.

341
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:19,122
[breathes shakily] And, um,
how is Tyler after the accident?

342
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,625
Did the hospital say it was okay?

343
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,752
They-- He-- Yeah, he's-- [stammers]
He's absolute-- He's absolutely fine.

344
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,714
-Don't blame yourself.
-No.

345
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,425
Everyone likes a drink every now and then.

346
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,678
It's just when it goes too far.

347
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,346
[Nikki] Mmm.

348
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:37,474
-That's when the problem starts.
-Yeah, yeah. That's--

349
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,605
[clicks tongue] And, um, how's Princess?

350
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,359
Are you getting on better with her now?

351
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,112
-'Cause I know it's been hard.
-Good, yeah. It's very good.

352
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:52,865
It's very good.

353
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:53,949
Good.

354
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,118
It's good. Yeah. Mmm.

355
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,202
That's good.

356
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,831
[clicks tongue] Okay.

357
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:06,086
So, perhaps you can tell Bev a little bit
about what the kids have been up to.

358
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,214
-[Nikki] What the hell was that?
-[Jason] What do you mean?

359
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,674
[Nikki] That was not the real her.

360
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,177
-That was not the woman that I met.
-Oh, she seemed all right.

361
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,137
I've only got my own mother as comparison.

362
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,181
-She was trying to get us into trouble.
-What?

363
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,099
I wouldn't be surprised
if those mints were poisoned.

364
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,017
Oh, don't be silly.

365
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,144
She was just trying to work out
if we're good people.

366
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,938
-No. I can see her coming a mile off.
-Excuse me. [breathing heavily]

367
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,857
Sorry.

368
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,610
-I made these for the kids…
-[Nikki] Oh.

369
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,361
…and I wondered
if you'd give them to them.

370
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,614
-[Jason] Aw. Cheers, Bev.
-Oh, okay.

371
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,449
-That's all right.
-Thank you.

372
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,700
That's really nice.

373
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,494
-All right. Uh, excuse me.
-[Nikki] Mmm.

374
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,122
-Have a good one.
-[Bev] Mmm.

375
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,624
[cell phone ringing]

376
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:44,708
It's nice.

377
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,668
Hang on.
Sorry, I've gotta take this. It's Scott.

378
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,171
No, I asked him to call me.
Listen, I'll see you after work.

379
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,631
Look, our kids have got exes.

380
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:53,425
We just have to build relationships
with them, all right?

381
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,219
Just l-learn to trust a little. Okay?

382
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,346
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye, babe. I love you.

383
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,991
[Jason on phone] Mate, we need to talk
about the money. What's happening?

384
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,410
Yes, we are, uh, at 11,000 currently.

385
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,621
Okay, great. So that's 23 in total?

386
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,790
[Scott] No, 11 in total.

387
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,708
-What're you talking about? I gave you 12.
-Yes.

388
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,544
And that's currently 11.

389
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,754
-So you've lost a thousand?
-No, no, no, no.

390
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,840
It still has the potential to be 12,000.

391
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,968
But it has currently taken the form
of 11,000.

392
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,052
Mate--

393
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:42,057
Mate, there is an offer on the flat
that I need to match.

394
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,518
I gave you that money to double it,
not to lose it.

395
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,688
Yeah, well, doubling isn't really a thing.

396
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,731
What about all these rich people
making money on the markets?

397
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:50,649
What do they do?

398
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,360
Um, I think they have more money
to s-start with.

399
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:57,865
Well-- Well, can't you just… short it?

400
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,908
Short what?

401
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,327
Th-The money that I gave you,
just-just short it quickly.

402
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,287
Yeah? Short it.

403
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,956
I don't know
what you think "short it" means. Um--

404
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,749
What am I supposed to do?

405
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,878
We-- We're on a single income.
I need to find somewhere for us to live.

406
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:14,381
-I have to get another job at least.
-Yeah. Listen, I sympathize, brother.

407
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,176
As a father myself,
I've been thinking of--

408
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,178
Look, just give me the money back.
All right?

409
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,222
Give it back to me,
and please do not mention it to Nikki.

410
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,975
And you've got no idea
how expensive kids are.

411
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,811
There's something new every day.
You've got n-- You've got no idea

412
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:31,148
what it is like being the thin line
between everyone that you love starving.

413
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,544
[Bev sniffles]

414
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,463
Hiya.

415
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:56,340
[sniffles] Sorry.

416
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,091
-Are you okay?
-[scoffs]

417
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,677
I'm just tired. [sniffles]

418
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,179
I've been up since 6:00.

419
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,555
I didn't wanna be late.

420
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,642
How far away do you live?

421
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,228
[chuckles] Three stops.

422
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,438
-[laughs]
-[chuckling]

423
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,274
-Yeah.
-[sniffles, chuckles]

424
00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,859
You must think I'm very silly.

425
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:18,070
No. Of course not.

426
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:20,364
It's difficult for everyone.

427
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,199
[scoffs] Not for you, I'm sure.

428
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,952
You seem very accomplished young people.

429
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,704
Trust me, we're not perfect.

430
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,415
-No? [chuckles]
-No.

431
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,503
We've got our issues.

432
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,089
Really?

433
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,174
Yeah.

434
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:55,941
Yeah?

435
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,235
I've thought about it.

436
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,196
I'd like to go ahead with the book,
but I have one demand.

437
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,948
I won't agree to any demands.

438
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,616
I accept.

439
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,169
[exhales heavily]

440
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,302
Hello, Dad. Are you around?

441
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,804
I could use a bit of help.

442
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:31,894
[grunts]

443
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:35,439
Screwdriver.

444
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:43,739
[exhales sharply]

445
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,782
Wrench.

446
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,377
Insulated crimping pliers.

447
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,472
-[pliers creak]
-Oh, careful.

448
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,350
How's it going?

449
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,936
Um, it's-it's-it's too early to tell.

450
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,646
-[Vic grunts]
-Okay.

451
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,941
-Keep me updated.
-Will do.

452
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,492
[sighs]

453
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,868
[Jason sighs]

454
00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,746
[kitchen timer ringing]

455
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,540
[Nikki chuckles]

456
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:39,503
[sighs]

457
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,300
[sighs]

458
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:48,178
Oh, no, really?

459
00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:50,013
-It's buggered.
-Are you sure?

460
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,766
If it had relatives, they'd be flying in.

461
00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,268
-[Nikki clicks tongue]
-Oh.

462
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:55,394
[Nikki] Careful.

463
00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,731
Oh, no. What's happened now?

464
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:00,816
[sighs]

465
00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:04,695
[clicks tongue] I made these earlier.

466
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,328
-Oh, yeah. That's much better.
-[chuckles]

467
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,914
-You mind if I, uh…
-Yeah. No, help yourself. [chuckles]

468
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,624
Ta.

469
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,094
Oh, my God.

470
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:37,769
So good.

471
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,022
Um, right.

472
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:43,400
Uh, Heavenly Father… [sniffs]

473
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:49,364
…we, uh, thank you
for having entrusted us with Adam.

474
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,868
He really, uh, brightened up
all of our lives.

475
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:56,914
-Amen.
-Lovely. Shall we go in now?

476
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,624
[Princess stammers, sighs]

477
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,250
We have to read something.

478
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:03,045
Yeah, yeah. Um… [clicks tongue]

479
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:06,507
Can we just do this
before Keith and Shelagh get back?

480
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,134
-Do you wanna read that?
-Yeah.

481
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,345
[breathes deeply]

482
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:16,934
"Thank you for purchasing
this Macmillan table light.

483
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:20,521
Please read the instructions carefully
before use

484
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:23,398
to ensure safe and…"

485
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,901
[Nikki clicks tongue] Let's have a look.
"Satisfactory."

486
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:29,655
"…satisfactory operation of this product."

487
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:32,491
-[others] Amen--
-"Bulb not included."

488
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,784
[others] Amen.

489
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:35,911
Cover him up.

490
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,163
-Come on then, let's cover him.
-[Jason] Well done, mate.

491
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,791
Beautiful.

492
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,338
Come on, kids. That's it.

493
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,882
-[Sandra] Come on, darling.
-[Nikki sighs]

494
00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:49,967
[Tyler] Can we have a snack?

495
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,927
What do you reckon?
That enough closure for you?

496
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,346
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, real growth.
-Yeah.

497
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:56,557
A real watershed moment.

498
00:25:58,267 --> 00:25:59,726
[Sandra] Come on. Get that door.

499
00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:01,270
-Let's get inside.
-[cell phone ringing]

500
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:03,063
[sighs]

501
00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:06,108
Hello?

502
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:09,361
Is everything okay?

503
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,406
Yeah. Yeah, I've got a minute.

504
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:15,158
-[Jason] You all right, mate?
-Yeah. [clears throat]

505
00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:17,035
It's the begonias. Get in my eyes.

506
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,620
Allergies.

507
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:20,956
[Nikki] Right, okay. Yeah, thank you.

508
00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:29,131
What?

509
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:31,008
That was Noah.

510
00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:32,092
Right.

511
00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:36,346
Did you talk to Bev after we left?

512
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,558
-[stammers] Yeah. I mean-- Not, um--
-What did you say?

513
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,602
Don't remember. Why?
What's happened? What's happened?

514
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,187
She's made a complaint against us.

515
00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:46,273
She says we're not fit to take the kids.

516
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:49,276
They're not gonna take that seriously,
are they? She's got nothing on us.

517
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,485
[inhales sharply]

518
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:54,948
She's saying we're losing the flat,
that we don't have enough money to buy it.

519
00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:56,200
Is that true?

520
00:26:56,283 --> 00:27:00,913
And she's saying that you've gambled
all of our savings without telling me.

521
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,792
Jason, what have you done?

522
00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:10,797
[melancholy pop song playing]

523
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:20,015
[sighs]

524
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,316
[sighs]

525
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:18,907
[song continues]