1 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,470 How can anyone navigate this city 2 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,972 when there is a Pret A Manger on literally every corner? 3 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,891 Can't we ask Scott where it is? 4 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,851 No, he doesn't know I'm coming. 5 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:18,936 It's a surprise. 6 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,441 How come they're so slow? 7 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,068 Well, they stopped to stroke a cat. 8 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,569 -What? A cat? -Yes. 9 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:28,654 God. 10 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,155 Hurry up! 11 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:34,826 Why are you bringing a muffin basket to a book launch? 12 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:35,953 To say "well done." 13 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,664 Freddy keeps sending them to us. 14 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,166 He thinks that's what being a good person is. 15 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,920 So, what's going on with you and Jason? 16 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,464 -Have you not forgiven him yet? -Nope. 17 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,384 He lied about us buying the flat, which we are now losing, 18 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,262 told Bev stuff which she's now using to try and stop us getting the kids, 19 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:57,140 and secretly gambled ten grand of our money, with Scott of all people. 20 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:02,479 Of all people, he would be one of the best people to do it with. 21 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,480 -Right. -But still. 22 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,024 -It's over there. -Okay. 23 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,860 If you need-- It's over there! 24 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:11,029 I mean, an economics book though. Really impressive. 25 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:12,489 Yeah, I'm made up for him. 26 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:17,786 I mean, he's really proved Jilly, Nikki, you, me, his family, 27 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:22,624 his friends, our friends, that builder we had round and Karen wrong. 28 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,293 Really chuffed for him. 29 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,546 I mean, we say we don't care what our daughter's fella does for a living, 30 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,966 as long as he makes her happy, but we don't really mean it. 31 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,468 I've not been to a literary party before. 32 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,888 Will it be risqué, do you think? Debauched? 33 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,681 I don't think so, Jill. No. 34 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,978 About bloody time. 35 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,314 How long does it take to stroke a cat? 36 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,192 Well, it was a nice one, and there was a bit of a queue. 37 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,570 Come on, then. 38 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,127 What the… 39 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,682 What a banker! 40 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,684 Wow. Nice. 41 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:23,769 Brilliant. 42 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,024 Oh, no. 43 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,834 So glad you could come. 44 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,795 I thought-- Weren't you taking football practice after school? 45 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,421 No, Amy's covering. 46 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,090 Scott, what is all of this? 47 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,801 No, don't change your plans for me, Karen. Okay? 48 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,053 If you need to get back, that's completely okay. 49 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,179 No, it's fine. 50 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,890 What is all of this? I mean, what are you doing? 51 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,017 He's just the same in real life. 52 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:06,979 What does she mean? 53 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:10,774 And why are you pulling these weird faces in these pictures? 54 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,654 Yeah. 55 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,905 Canapé? 56 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,035 Thank you. 57 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,581 You know you don't have to take one. 58 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,041 Oh, do you not? 59 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:32,796 Just a second. 60 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,137 -Are those salmon things nice? -Yeah. 61 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,973 Do you want to take them off me and give them to Scott? 62 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,601 Maybe in six months, he can give me three quarters of them back. 63 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,228 Come on. Nikki-- Nik-- 64 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,606 If you're coming, bring more salmon things. 65 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,568 So, they think you're a character? 66 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,280 Yeah, well, I mean, It's a literary thing, you know? 67 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,657 Like a pen name. Lots of writers do it. 68 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,075 George Eliot did it. 69 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,660 He's very well respected. 70 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,038 Scott, they're laughing at you. 71 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,291 Well, they mocked Jesus to begin with, 72 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,001 and now he's everywhere. Okay? 73 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,504 So if I can get half the Christmas market share he had-- 74 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,505 No! 75 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,132 Scott, got you a groin guard and a helmet. 76 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,637 Miscommunication with the money cannon. 77 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,931 They filled it with coins instead of notes. 78 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,517 With those on, you won't feel a thing. 79 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,397 No. This is not the sort of writer you want to be. 80 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,275 Well, I tried. Karen, and I-- This is as far as I've got. 81 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,695 And I don't have the motivation to try again. 82 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,380 I am sorry that I lied about the flat. 83 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,633 I'm sorry that I gave that money to Scott to invest without asking you. 84 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:00,968 -Gamble. -It wasn't gambling. 85 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,427 Yes, of course it was. 86 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,180 Not everyone can be rich, Jason. 87 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:08,767 That's just what they tell people like us so we keep giving them our money. 88 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,894 You didn't even think to ask me! 89 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,896 I wanted to bring you solutions and not problems. 90 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,607 I'm not one of the kids you clear a path for. 91 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:18,527 -I help find solutions. -There weren't any, babe. 92 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,320 We-- 93 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,489 We could've asked my parents. 94 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:23,991 They haven't got that kind of money. 95 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,660 I mean, they won't even turn on the big ring on the cooker. 96 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,454 Anyway, I don't want to take people's savings. 97 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:32,249 Scott was the best option. I thought he could short it. 98 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,168 -What does that mean? -Short it. 99 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,128 That's what those finance guys do to make money. 100 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,713 They sell short. Short it. 101 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,339 What do you mean, "short it"? 102 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:40,757 You know, just short it. 103 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,219 -Short it! -Stop saying "short it"! 104 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,388 It's not like I've swapped them for magic beans, is it? 105 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:49,183 I mean, he's an investment banker. He can't be a complete idiot. 106 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,394 Perfect timing, mate. Thanks very much. 107 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,022 Look, I'm trying to fix it. 108 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,191 That's why I'm doing my taxiing. I'm making good money. 109 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,610 Yes, another decision that you took without me. 110 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,404 And on top of everything, 111 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,616 you told Bev all of our problems. 112 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,327 The person standing in between us and the kids. 113 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,244 I told her that 114 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:12,206 because I didn't want her to think that we thought we were better than her, 115 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,833 that we were some perfect family looking down on her. 116 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:15,918 But it was stupid. 117 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,461 -Was it? -Yes! 118 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,256 And we used to make our stupid decisions together. 119 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,886 And we're not talking like we used to. 120 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:31,183 -Oh, my God! -Look, it's surge pricing, all right? 121 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,602 Look, I'm gonna go. 122 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,312 Look, I'm better use to this family 123 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,105 out there than I am in here right now, okay? 124 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,316 So I'm gonna go, but can we talk later? 125 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,194 Nik? 126 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,697 Okay. 127 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,290 I think I'll just have a boiled egg when we get home. 128 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:56,625 Yeah. 129 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,461 Yeah, but I'm sorry. Is this really the way to sell an economics book? 130 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,840 W-- I wouldn't know. I don't sell economics books. 131 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,550 I mean, I don't really think anybody does. 132 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,219 -I know, but you are-- You're making him-- -No. 133 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,762 This is a comedy book. 134 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:12,182 And TBH, the fact that he's being paid anything at all to write is… 135 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,642 the victory here. 136 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,811 So, when does he get paid? 137 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,229 When he clears the marketing debt, 138 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,730 'cause you know, this ain't cheap. 139 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,983 So, he's paying for all of this? 140 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,443 Yeah, I know, and we really appreciate it. 141 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,737 I'm having a lovely time. 142 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:30,284 You know, I mean, this company is massively overleveraged. 143 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,743 All of publishing is on its knees. 144 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,621 Most books don't earn out the advance, unless you're a chef. 145 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,081 Do you cook at all? 146 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,668 -No. -Well. 147 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,920 Well, if you know any chefs, you ever meet a chef, 148 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,672 would you give me a call? 149 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,257 I am sorry, but… 150 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:49,094 this is just not the sort of book that he wants it to be. 151 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:53,432 Look, I'm not the one standing between Scott and his Booker Prize. 152 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,392 I grew up with people like you, Scott. 153 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,060 Without me, you're not Philip Roth. 154 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,397 You are a San Fran goatee in a turtleneck, 155 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,318 reading poetry and playing bongo drums to dancing women in black leotards. 156 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,945 You're not a serious man, 157 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,907 and this is the only book you're ever gonna get. 158 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,201 Excuse us, would you? 159 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:13,952 Lovely to meet you. 160 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,037 Enjoy. 161 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:22,294 Well, I think you have just found your motivation. 162 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:24,963 Come on. 163 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,174 You're not settling for half a dream. 164 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,303 I am so sorry, but I think you'll find these are ours. 165 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,679 Enjoying yourselves, are you, there, girls? 166 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,182 All right, get up. We're going. 167 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,058 Grab as much as you can. Come on. 168 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,894 Yeah, I'll be having those. Thanks. 169 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,813 Moment on the lips and all that. Right. Come on. Grab the bubbles. 170 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,565 I think you'll find we paid for this. 171 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:50,280 Come on. Go! 172 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,448 Going! 173 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:53,992 Our financial adviser there. 174 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,119 Just running down the road with a plate of goujons. 175 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,247 Come on! 176 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,811 I can't wait for this to be over so I can go back to hating Freddy. 177 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,521 I'll tell him to stop. 178 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,690 Don't do anything too rash. These are quality muffins. 179 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,984 All right, what's this? 180 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:31,280 I got that as a surprise for Tyler to replace the wrench. 181 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,157 Jase, you can't force love like that. 182 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,493 He's too small anyway. 183 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,454 -He's way too small. -I think he's cute. 184 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,165 No, I don't like him. He's too small to hug properly. 185 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,709 What do you want to do with him? 186 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:47,671 I'm sorry for Tyler, but we'll have to send him back, get a bigger one. 187 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,339 It's a shame, though, 'cause he is cute. 188 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:40,933 What's all this? 189 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,810 Jen's coming over later for a girls' night in. 190 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,146 I wanna make it super calming. 191 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:49,858 Then I'm gonna fire her. 192 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,487 But Jase, before she gets here, can we have a chat? 193 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,030 I'm sorry, babe. I'm heading out. 194 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,616 Are you serious? We still haven't talked yet. 195 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,451 I know, but it's peak time, isn't it? 196 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:02,246 So two hours now is worth four later. I'm so-- Can we talk tomorrow? 197 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,539 -Is that okay? -Jase. 198 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:04,790 Sorry, Nik. Sorry. 199 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:11,755 Bye. 200 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,056 This is so nice. 201 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,642 I have this stuff in my gym. 202 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,687 And sometimes my house after I've been to the gym. 203 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,156 Okay, so… 204 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,826 Jen, there's-- 205 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:41,910 Hi, Jen. 206 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,079 Hi, Princess. 207 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,163 Do you like my tattoo? 208 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,000 That is so cool. 209 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:51,044 I have six tattoos, but I can't show you any of them. 210 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,672 I-- 211 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,176 Make sure you keep that on for the recommended time. 212 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,260 Okay. 213 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,388 If she stays looking younger, I can keep taking her on the buses for free. 214 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:08,979 Right. 215 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,649 -So, Jen-- -So, quick question from me. 216 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,903 How do you know if you're depressed? 217 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,614 Jen, what's the matter? 218 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,034 I wanna be with Tinkle, but I don't think she wants to be with me. 219 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,745 Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you? 220 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,330 'Cause they're normally the best ones. 221 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,331 Okay, yeah. 222 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:28,957 We're seeing other people, 223 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,418 and she's used the word "casual," like, 17 times. 224 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:32,544 Oh, my God. 225 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:36,507 Every generation thinks they've cracked no-strings sex. 226 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,634 Jen, no one has cracked it. 227 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:42,930 We need the strings. The strings are good. The strings are what hold us together. 228 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:47,100 I've just spent so much time focusing on my career. 229 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,562 And now I've achieved all my goals there… 230 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:53,398 I think it's time I applied that effort to my love life. 231 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,609 I need someone I can rely on. 232 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,945 I need to stop going for hot people on MDMA 233 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,656 and find someone nice on an apprenticeship, you know? 234 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,409 I need to fall in love. 235 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,205 Well, love doesn't just happen to you. 236 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,582 It isn't a spell. 237 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,918 It's a job. 238 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,629 It's hard work. 239 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,466 But if you want it, you'll find it. 240 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,636 You're so kind to me. 241 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,264 You're literally the kindest person I know. 242 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,184 What was it you wanted to talk about? 243 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,397 -It doesn't matter. -Okay. 244 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,092 Why are you working in here? 245 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:05,470 My office was too close to the kitchen, and I just couldn't concentrate. 246 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,936 -How's it going? -Yeah, it's good. Yeah. 247 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,730 Just rocketing along. 248 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,485 Remember, need five pages by bedtime. 249 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:21,820 Sure. 250 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,947 Tonight? Sure. 251 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,950 Can I make the font bigger at all? 252 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,577 No, you cannot. 253 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,538 It's not-- I don't-- It's not really ready for eyes. 254 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:32,706 Oh, shut up. 255 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,256 It's fine. It's just-- 256 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,550 Do you really need all those words? 257 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,344 Words are my children, Karen. 258 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,221 It's very hard to let them go. 259 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:51,141 Well, what I say to my children is, "Keep it short, and keep it clear." 260 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:52,768 Trust me. 261 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,937 When you're looking at 30 lots of homework every night, 262 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,772 you see the value in direct writing. 263 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,774 Right, come on. Budge up. 264 00:14:58,857 --> 00:14:59,900 All right. 265 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:01,777 Right. 266 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,195 We don't need that. 267 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,450 -Right. What do you want to happen? -I want there to-- 268 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,789 She goes to see her husband to tell him it's over, and when she gets there, 269 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,542 she discovers he's been murdered. 270 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,753 Okay. Well, why don't you just write that then? 271 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,215 There… 272 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,386 was so much blood, 273 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:32,891 she could taste metal in the air. 274 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,519 She wanted it over, 275 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,105 but not like this. 276 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:48,282 That's very good, isn't it? Very-- Yeah. 277 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,784 How about that? 278 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,454 It's very Chandleresque. 279 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,665 Really? 280 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,417 Yeah. 281 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,712 You carry on. 282 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,007 Do more. 283 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,345 Okay then. 284 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,503 What are you doing? 285 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,549 We need to talk, and this is the only way I'm gonna see you. 286 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,511 I'm paying you. You can't not pick me up. 287 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,762 But this is stupid. 288 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,180 We're a rocket, Jason. 289 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,973 This family is a rocket. 290 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,977 And if that rocket is off, just even by a tiny bit, then you-- 291 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,854 Well, you end up not where you wanna be. 292 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,023 Or on fire. 293 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,318 Either way, you have to fix it early. 294 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,903 Can we fix it not in surge time, please? 295 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,863 No, it's always bloody surge time. 296 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,782 And I think that's something that they might have made up. 297 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,826 Well, I'm not driving about wasting my petrol. 298 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,412 Fine. That's fine. We can just sit here. 299 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,290 Together. 300 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,086 -And if you don't… -What? 301 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,671 …I'm gonna give you one star. 302 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,299 What will that do to your rating so early on, I wonder? 303 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,634 -Don't do that. -I'm gonna do it. 304 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,011 -I'm gonna do-- I'll do it. I will do it. -Don't do that. 305 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,263 Okay! 306 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,181 Okay. Fine. 307 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,435 -Hang on. Who's looking after the kids? -Jen. 308 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:41,645 What? 309 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,231 It's fine. She's very responsible. 310 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,991 Well, the thing about homework is, 311 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,284 you work really hard in school, 312 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,745 and then you get older and realize you don't really use any of it day-to-day. 313 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:02,165 So, honestly, I would just chill out and live your story, you know? 314 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,629 You're too small for that. 315 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,549 Like these. 316 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,427 -Hey? -Can I have coffee? 317 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,137 No, Tyler. No. 318 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:17,806 That's not how you ask. 319 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,516 Please, may I have coffee? 320 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,476 That's better. Yes, you may. 321 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,189 Tyler! 322 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,482 You mustn't waste coffee. 323 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,152 Things are slipping. 324 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,779 What do you mean, "slipping"? What's slipping? 325 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,323 Us. Stuff. 326 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,495 I don't know. I don't know, Jase. I can just-- I feel it. 327 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,916 Are we not up to this? 328 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,584 Of course we are up to this. 329 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,546 They told us, didn't they? They said this was gonna be difficult. 330 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,298 Yes, but obviously I didn't believe them. 331 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,884 Obviously, I thought that we were the exception. 332 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,679 'Cause everyone's always said that relationships are hard, 333 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,764 but that's never been the case for us. 334 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:46,311 Everything else in my life was hard, but this just never was. 335 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:54,570 Maybe we just need to get used to being with each other 336 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,238 in a different way, you know? 337 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,658 Maybe we just have to get used to-- to trying harder. 338 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:06,206 Can we just be honest about how we're feeling? 339 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,001 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 340 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,715 Well, you-- I meant you, mainly. 341 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,344 I find it really difficult that I'm not able to contribute financially 342 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,429 in the way that you are. 343 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,307 Yeah. No, but that's because you're doing most of the parenting. 344 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,728 And I feel bad about that. 345 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:31,607 And I'm… 346 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,818 I'm worried that Bev's right. 347 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,450 What if we're not the best thing for these kids? 348 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,743 I mean, how would we know? 349 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,873 I mean, how do we know that they even wanna stay with us? 350 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,136 -Tyler, what are you doing up? -I can't sleep. 351 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,138 Yeah, it's probably the coffee. 352 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,474 You should maybe consider switching to decaf. 353 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,477 Jen, when will I be bigger? 354 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,855 Well, the thing is, you won't really notice it. 355 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:14,149 One day you'll just wake up, and you'll be big. 356 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,862 Back to bed. I need to get your pajamas in the wash. 357 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,186 We haven't spoken like this in a while, have we? 358 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,354 No. 359 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,152 I think emotional chats are easier when you're not facing each other. 360 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,196 Yeah? 361 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,074 -It's in all the parenting books. -Parenting books. 362 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:07,327 I knew you were just folding down the pages. 363 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:10,289 I haven't been folding down the pages. I've read them all. 364 00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:14,835 Have you got any tissues? 365 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,003 -In the glove box. -Okay. 366 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,427 Jason. 367 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,512 I just put that there to get more tips. 368 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,104 Will you drive me home, please? 369 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,356 Of course. 370 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:54,541 Everything's gonna be okay. 371 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:59,505 Because we have a good love. 372 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,966 One that can survive life. 373 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,146 What? 374 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,900 Well, there's just a lot of difficult things in there. 375 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,573 Can I have the car for a bit? 376 00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,994 So I guess it's back on the apps I go. 377 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,120 Yeah. 378 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:33,914 I'm just so sick of it. 379 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:34,998 I mean, look. 380 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,461 Don't put a dog in your profile picture if it's not yours. 381 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:40,671 It's misleading. 382 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,174 Jen, I have to tell you something. 383 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:47,469 So it turns out it's his auntie's, so he does have access to it. 384 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,763 But this picture heavily implies it's part of his everyday life, 385 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:50,973 -and I think he knows that. -Jen. 386 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,099 Yeah? 387 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,811 No, I need us to both face forward, 388 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,563 'cause I find this very hard. 389 00:23:58,564 --> 00:23:59,606 Driving? 390 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,609 Yeah, you definitely face forward for driving. 391 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,156 I'm so sorry. 392 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,241 I have to fire you. 393 00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:13,036 -What? -Keep looking ahead. 394 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,914 Please, Jen. It's the only way, otherwise I'll start crying. 395 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,963 I just wanted you to hear it from me. 396 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:25,382 Okay. 397 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,592 I love you. 398 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,387 This is the start for you. 399 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,805 It's not the end. 400 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,185 I believe in you and all you can do. 401 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,938 Start taking yourself seriously. 402 00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:42,024 It's time to stop being passive. 403 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:44,276 Demand more. 404 00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:48,822 You decide what you want from your life, and you go for it. 405 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,074 Okay? 406 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,327 Okay. 407 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,504 I know something I want. 408 00:26:48,984 --> 00:26:50,194 Yes! 409 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,322 I'm big! 410 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:54,907 Okay. 411 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:18,222 Next week?