1 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:11,680 [Karen] How can anyone navigate this city 2 00:00:11,815 --> 00:00:14,548 when there is a Pret A Manger on literally every corner? 3 00:00:14,684 --> 00:00:16,020 [Nikki] Can't we ask Scott where it is? 4 00:00:16,155 --> 00:00:17,955 No, he doesn't know I'm coming. 5 00:00:18,090 --> 00:00:19,291 -It's a surprise. -Aw. 6 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,557 [stammers] How come they're so slow? 7 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,127 Well, they stopped to stroke a cat. 8 00:00:26,262 --> 00:00:27,634 What? A cat? Yes. 9 00:00:27,769 --> 00:00:28,996 Ah, God. [chuckles] 10 00:00:29,131 --> 00:00:30,170 Hurry up! 11 00:00:32,705 --> 00:00:34,872 Why are you bringing a muffin basket to a book launch? 12 00:00:35,007 --> 00:00:36,767 To say "well done." 13 00:00:36,902 --> 00:00:39,277 Freddy keeps sending them to us. 14 00:00:39,412 --> 00:00:41,181 He thinks that's what being a good person is. 15 00:00:43,317 --> 00:00:45,745 So, what's going on with you and Jason? 16 00:00:45,881 --> 00:00:47,717 -Have you not forgiven him yet? -[sighs] Nope. 17 00:00:47,852 --> 00:00:50,714 He lied about us buying the flat, which we are now losing, 18 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:53,584 told Bev stuff which she's now using to try and stop us getting the kids, 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,098 and secretly gambled ten grand of our money, with Scott of all people. 20 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,433 Of all people, he would be one of the best people to do it with. 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,597 Right. But still. [sighs] 22 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,136 -Oh, it's over there. -Oh. Okay. 23 00:01:06,272 --> 00:01:08,067 If you need-- It's over there! 24 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:11,107 I mean, an economics book though. Really impressive. 25 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:13,303 Yeah, I'm made up for him. 26 00:01:13,439 --> 00:01:18,147 I mean, he's really proved Jilly, Nikki, you, me, his family, 27 00:01:18,283 --> 00:01:22,689 his friends, our friends, that builder we had round and Karen wrong. 28 00:01:22,825 --> 00:01:24,625 Really chuffed for him. 29 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,928 I mean, we say we don't care what our daughter's fella does for a living, 30 00:01:28,063 --> 00:01:31,155 as long as he makes her happy, but... [chuckles] ...we don't really mean it. 31 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,627 [Jilly] I've not been to a literary party before. 32 00:01:33,763 --> 00:01:36,001 Will it be risqué, do you think? Debauched? 33 00:01:36,136 --> 00:01:37,666 Uh, I don't think so, Jill. No. 34 00:01:38,574 --> 00:01:39,470 Aw. 35 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:41,401 [sighs] 36 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:43,142 [Karen] About bloody time. 37 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:45,576 How long does it take to stroke a cat? 38 00:01:45,711 --> 00:01:48,149 Well, it was a nice one, and there was a bit of a queue. 39 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,441 Ah. 40 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:51,548 Come on, then. 41 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,392 [partygoers chattering] 42 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,094 [partygoers cheer, applaud] 43 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:08,092 What the... 44 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:17,739 [partygoer chuckles] 45 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,873 What a banker! 46 00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:22,748 -[partygoers cheer, applaud] -[Leo] Wow. Nice. 47 00:02:22,884 --> 00:02:23,745 [Maya] Brilliant. 48 00:02:28,119 --> 00:02:29,751 Oh, no. [sighs] 49 00:02:45,534 --> 00:02:47,639 So glad you could come. 50 00:02:47,775 --> 00:02:49,875 I thought-- Weren't you taking football practice after school? 51 00:02:50,011 --> 00:02:51,505 N-- No, Amy's covering. 52 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,337 Scott, what is all of this? 53 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,009 No... [stammers] ...don't change your plans for me, Karen. Okay? 54 00:02:56,144 --> 00:02:58,014 If you need to get back, that's-- that's completely okay. 55 00:02:58,149 --> 00:02:59,353 No, it's fine. 56 00:02:59,488 --> 00:03:02,045 What is all of this? I mean, what are you doing? 57 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:05,149 He's just the same in real life. [chuckles] 58 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:07,093 What does she mean? 59 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,427 And... [stammers] ...why are you 60 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,759 pulling these weird faces in these pictures? 61 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,529 [Scott] Mmm. 62 00:03:14,664 --> 00:03:15,667 -[Jason speaks indistinctly] -Yeah. 63 00:03:15,803 --> 00:03:16,864 Canapé? 64 00:03:17,696 --> 00:03:18,569 [Jilly] Uh... 65 00:03:21,009 --> 00:03:21,968 [mouths words] Thank you. 66 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:25,543 You know you don't have to take one. 67 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:27,974 Oh, do you not? Oh. 68 00:03:31,887 --> 00:03:32,781 Just a second. 69 00:03:36,923 --> 00:03:38,518 Oi, uh-- 70 00:03:38,654 --> 00:03:39,592 Are those salmon things nice? 71 00:03:39,728 --> 00:03:41,186 Yeah. 72 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,222 Do you want to take them off me and give them to Scott? 73 00:03:43,358 --> 00:03:45,690 Maybe in six months, he can give me three quarters of them back. 74 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:48,796 Come on. Nikki-- Nik-- 75 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:50,568 If you're coming, bring more salmon things. 76 00:03:52,372 --> 00:03:55,234 So, they think you're a character? 77 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:58,477 Yeah, well, I mean, it's a-- It's a literary thing, you know? 78 00:03:58,612 --> 00:04:00,748 Like a-- Like a pen name. Lots of writers do it. 79 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:02,179 George Eliot did it. 80 00:04:02,314 --> 00:04:03,775 He's very well respected. 81 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,244 Scott, they're laughing at you. 82 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:09,418 [clicks tongue] Well, they mocked Jesus to begin with, 83 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:11,249 and n-now he's everywhere. Okay? 84 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,494 So if I can get half the Christmas market share he had-- 85 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:14,587 No! 86 00:04:14,723 --> 00:04:16,786 Scott, got you a groin guard 87 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:18,156 and a helmet. [chuckles] 88 00:04:19,698 --> 00:04:21,830 Oh, miscommunication with the money cannon. 89 00:04:21,966 --> 00:04:24,028 They filled it with coins instead of notes. 90 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:26,505 With those on, you won't feel a thing. 91 00:04:29,109 --> 00:04:32,644 No. No, no, no. This is not the sort of writer you want to be. 92 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:35,206 Well, I tried. Karen, and I-- This is as far as I've got. 93 00:04:36,683 --> 00:04:38,649 And I don't have the motivation to try again. 94 00:04:54,369 --> 00:04:56,729 I am sorry that I lied about the flat. 95 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:59,699 I'm sorry that I gave that money to Scott to invest without asking you. 96 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:01,132 -Gamble. -It wasn't gambling. 97 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,373 -Yes, of course it was. -[cell phone chimes] 98 00:05:03,508 --> 00:05:05,505 Not everyone can be rich, Jason. 99 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,873 That's just what they tell people like us so we keep giving them our money. 100 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,110 You didn't even think to ask me! 101 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:13,147 I wanted to bring you solutions and not problems. 102 00:05:13,282 --> 00:05:15,819 [chuckles] I'm not one of the kids you clear a path for. 103 00:05:15,955 --> 00:05:18,618 -I help find solutions. -There weren't any, babe. 104 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,459 -[phone chimes] -We-- 105 00:05:20,595 --> 00:05:22,657 [groans] We could've asked my parents. 106 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:24,224 They haven't got that kind of money. 107 00:05:24,359 --> 00:05:27,259 I mean, they won't even turn on the big ring on the cooker. 108 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,668 Anyway, I don't want to take people's savings. 109 00:05:29,803 --> 00:05:32,865 Scott was the best option. I thought he could short it. 110 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,375 -What does that mean? -Short it. 111 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:36,207 That's what those finance guys do to make money. 112 00:05:36,342 --> 00:05:37,836 They sell short. Short it. 113 00:05:37,972 --> 00:05:39,407 What do you mean, "short it"? 114 00:05:39,543 --> 00:05:40,711 You know, just short it. 115 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,474 -Short it! -Stop saying "short it"! 116 00:05:44,609 --> 00:05:46,676 It's not like I've swapped them for magic beans, is it? 117 00:05:46,812 --> 00:05:49,148 I mean, he's an investment banker. He can't be a complete idiot. 118 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,818 Ah. Perfect timing, mate. Thanks very much. 119 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:53,852 [phone chimes] [sighs, groans] 120 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,320 Look, I'm trying to fix it. 121 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,398 That's why I'm doing my taxiing. I'm making good money. 122 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,598 Yes, another decision that you took without me. 123 00:06:00,498 --> 00:06:02,928 And on top of everything, 124 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,802 you told Bev all of our problems. 125 00:06:05,937 --> 00:06:08,531 The person standing in between us and the kids. 126 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,772 I told her that because I didn't want her to think 127 00:06:10,908 --> 00:06:12,435 that we thought we were better than her, 128 00:06:12,571 --> 00:06:14,881 that we were some perfect family looking down on her. 129 00:06:15,017 --> 00:06:16,015 But it was stupid. 130 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:17,418 Oh, was it? Yes! 131 00:06:19,049 --> 00:06:21,213 And we used to make our stupid decisions together. 132 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:25,925 And we're not talking like we used to. 133 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:27,991 [phone chimes] 134 00:06:28,127 --> 00:06:31,296 -Oh, my God! -Look, it's surge pricing, all right? 135 00:06:31,431 --> 00:06:33,797 -[sighs] -Look, I'm gonna go. 136 00:06:33,932 --> 00:06:35,468 -[groans] -Look, I'm better use to this family 137 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,271 out there than I am in here right now, okay? 138 00:06:37,406 --> 00:06:39,297 So I'm gonna go, but can we talk later? 139 00:06:41,205 --> 00:06:42,168 Nik? 140 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:45,710 Okay. Okay. 141 00:06:53,253 --> 00:06:56,923 -I think I'll just have a boiled egg when we get home. -Yeah. 142 00:06:57,058 --> 00:06:59,693 Yeah, but I'm sorry. Is this really the way to sell an economics book? 143 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:02,989 Uh, w-- I wouldn't know. I don't sell economics books. 144 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,796 I mean, I don't really think anybody does. 145 00:07:04,932 --> 00:07:07,297 I know, but you are-- You're making him-- No, no, no. 146 00:07:07,432 --> 00:07:09,102 This is a comedy book. 147 00:07:09,238 --> 00:07:12,304 And TBH, the fact that he's being paid anything at all to write is... 148 00:07:12,439 --> 00:07:13,606 [stammers] ...the victory here. 149 00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:15,970 So, when does he get paid? 150 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:17,410 Oh, when he clears the marketing debt, 151 00:07:17,546 --> 00:07:18,906 'cause, uh, you know, this ain't cheap. 152 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:21,174 [scoffs] So, he's paying for all of this? 153 00:07:21,309 --> 00:07:23,616 Yeah, I know, and-- and we really appreciate it. 154 00:07:23,751 --> 00:07:25,984 I'm having a-- I'm having a lovely time. 155 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:30,455 You know, I mean, this company is massively overleveraged. 156 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:31,989 All of publishing is on its knees. 157 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,687 Most books don't earn out the advance, unless you're a chef. 158 00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:36,057 Do you cook at all? 159 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:39,863 -No. -Oh, well. 160 00:07:39,998 --> 00:07:42,130 Well, if you know any chefs, you ever meet a chef, 161 00:07:42,265 --> 00:07:44,302 would you-- would you give me a call? [chuckles] 162 00:07:44,438 --> 00:07:46,300 I am sorry, but... [chuckles] 163 00:07:46,436 --> 00:07:49,373 ...this is just not the sort of book that he wants it to be. 164 00:07:49,508 --> 00:07:54,007 Look, I'm not the one standing between Scott and his Booker Prize. 165 00:07:54,142 --> 00:07:55,546 I grew up with people like you, Scott. 166 00:07:55,682 --> 00:07:57,210 Without me, you're not Philip Roth. 167 00:07:57,345 --> 00:08:00,713 You are a San Fran goatee in a turtleneck, 168 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:04,421 reading poetry and playing bongo drums to dancing women in black leotards. 169 00:08:04,557 --> 00:08:07,991 You're not a serious man, 170 00:08:08,126 --> 00:08:09,860 and this is the only book you're ever gonna get. 171 00:08:11,232 --> 00:08:12,659 Excuse us, would you? 172 00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:13,965 Lovely to meet you. 173 00:08:14,101 --> 00:08:14,997 Enjoy. 174 00:08:19,468 --> 00:08:22,301 Well, I think you have just found your motivation. 175 00:08:23,979 --> 00:08:25,643 Come on. 176 00:08:25,778 --> 00:08:27,141 You're not settling for half a dream. 177 00:08:28,707 --> 00:08:31,880 I am so sorry, but I think you'll find these are ours. 178 00:08:32,016 --> 00:08:33,781 Enjoying yourselves, are you, there, girls? 179 00:08:33,916 --> 00:08:35,289 All right, get up. We're going. 180 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:37,216 Grab as much as you can. Come on. 181 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,017 Yeah, I'll be having those. Thanks. 182 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,525 Moment on the lips and all that. 183 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:41,956 Right. Come on. Grab the bubbles. 184 00:08:42,091 --> 00:08:43,520 I think you'll find we paid for this. 185 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:50,300 Come on. Go, go, go, go, go, go! 186 00:08:50,436 --> 00:08:51,533 [Scott] Going! 187 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:52,700 [speaks indistinctly] 188 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,202 Our financial adviser there. 189 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:56,104 Just running down the road with a plate of goujons. 190 00:08:57,343 --> 00:08:58,205 [Karen] Come on! 191 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:07,511 [door closes] 192 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,022 [exhales heavily] 193 00:09:17,597 --> 00:09:19,124 I can't wait for this to be over 194 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,266 so I can go back to hating Freddy. 195 00:09:21,401 --> 00:09:22,736 I'll tell him to stop. 196 00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:24,704 Don't do anything too rash. These are quality muffins. 197 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,064 All right, what's this? 198 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,101 Oh. I got that as a surprise 199 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,445 for Tyler to replace the wrench. 200 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:34,142 Jase, you can't force love like that. 201 00:09:35,382 --> 00:09:36,648 He's too small anyway. 202 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:39,744 -He's way too small. -I think he's cute. 203 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,115 No, I-- I don't like him. He's-- He's too small to hug properly. 204 00:09:42,251 --> 00:09:44,015 [Jason] What do you want to do with him? 205 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,927 [Nikki] I'm sorry for Tyler, but we'll have to send him back, get a bigger one. 206 00:09:48,062 --> 00:09:50,026 It's a shame, though, 'cause he-- he is cute. [chuckles] 207 00:10:30,072 --> 00:10:31,001 [sighs] 208 00:10:40,171 --> 00:10:41,813 What's all this? 209 00:10:41,949 --> 00:10:44,016 Jen's coming over later for a girls' night in. 210 00:10:44,152 --> 00:10:46,918 -[stammers] I wanna make it super calming. -Oh. 211 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:49,987 -Then I'm gonna fire her. -Oh. 212 00:10:51,387 --> 00:10:52,654 But... [sighs] ...Jase, before she gets here, 213 00:10:52,789 --> 00:10:53,658 can we have a chat? 214 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:55,222 I'm sorry, babe. I'm heading out. 215 00:10:55,357 --> 00:10:57,763 Are you serious? We still haven't talked yet. 216 00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,565 I know, but it's peak time, isn't it? 217 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,026 So two hours now is worth four later. 218 00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:02,335 I'm so-- Can we talk tomorrow? 219 00:11:02,471 --> 00:11:03,599 Is that okay? Jase. 220 00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:04,771 Sorry, Nik. Sorry. 221 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,669 [door opens, closes] 222 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,712 Bye. 223 00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:22,179 [sighs] This is so nice. [moans, chuckles] 224 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,648 I have this stuff in my gym. 225 00:11:24,783 --> 00:11:26,650 And sometimes my house after I've been to the gym. 226 00:11:27,461 --> 00:11:31,490 [breathes deeply] 227 00:11:34,632 --> 00:11:35,494 [clicks tongue] 228 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,167 Okay, so... 229 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,798 Jen, there's-- 230 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,070 Hi, Jen. 231 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:44,134 Oh-- Oh, hi, Princess. [Nikki sighs] 232 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,141 Do you like my tattoo? 233 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:48,211 Oh, that is so cool. [chuckles] 234 00:11:48,346 --> 00:11:50,982 I have six tattoos, but I can't show you any of them. 235 00:11:52,285 --> 00:11:53,910 I-- 236 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,224 Oh. Make sure you keep that on for the recommended time. 237 00:11:57,359 --> 00:11:58,381 Okay. [chuckles] 238 00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,649 If she stays looking younger, 239 00:11:59,784 --> 00:12:01,425 I can keep taking her on the buses for free. 240 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,961 [both chuckle] 241 00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:10,428 Right. [inhales sharply] 242 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,632 -So, Jen-- -So, quick question from me. 243 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:13,565 Mm-hmm. 244 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,875 How do you know if you're depressed? 245 00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,904 Jen, what's the matter? 246 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,371 I wanna be with Tinkle, but I don't think she wants to be with me. 247 00:12:22,507 --> 00:12:24,882 Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you? 248 00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:26,383 'Cause they're normally the best ones. 249 00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:27,444 Okay, yeah. 250 00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,152 [scoffs] We're seeing other people, 251 00:12:29,287 --> 00:12:31,421 and she's used the word "casual," like, 17 times. 252 00:12:31,557 --> 00:12:32,926 Oh, my God. 253 00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:36,663 Every generation thinks they've cracked no-strings sex. 254 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,797 -Jen, no one has cracked it. -[chuckles] 255 00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,997 We need the strings. The strings are good. 256 00:12:41,132 --> 00:12:42,994 The strings are what hold us together. 257 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,464 [chuckles, sighs] 258 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:47,038 I've just spent so much time focusing on my career. 259 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,208 And now I've achieved all my goals there... Mm-hmm. 260 00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:53,479 ...I think it's time I applied that effort to my love life. 261 00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:55,805 I need someone I can rely on. 262 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,182 I need to stop going for hot people on MDMA 263 00:12:58,317 --> 00:13:00,785 and find someone nice on an apprenticeship, you know? 264 00:13:00,921 --> 00:13:02,182 -Mmm. -[Jen exhales sharply] 265 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:04,484 I need to fall in love. [chuckles] 266 00:13:06,324 --> 00:13:08,158 Well, love doesn't just happen to you. 267 00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:10,556 It isn't a spell. 268 00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:12,932 It's a job. 269 00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:15,594 It's hard work. 270 00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:19,503 But if you want it, you'll find it. 271 00:13:19,638 --> 00:13:21,105 [Jen chuckles] 272 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,501 -Aw. You're so kind to me. -Aw. [chuckles] 273 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,335 You're literally the kindest person I know. 274 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,373 Oh. [chuckles] [chuckles] 275 00:13:27,508 --> 00:13:29,146 What was it you wanted to talk about? 276 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,645 -It doesn't matter. [chuckles] -Okay. [chuckles] 277 00:13:53,737 --> 00:13:55,766 [typing] 278 00:14:00,979 --> 00:14:02,910 Why are you working in here? 279 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:05,446 My office was too close to the kitchen, and I just couldn't concentrate. 280 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,514 [typing continues] 281 00:14:11,322 --> 00:14:13,019 -How's it going? -Yeah, it's good. Yeah. 282 00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:14,686 Just rocketing along. 283 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,496 Remember, need five pages by bedtime. 284 00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:21,862 Sure. 285 00:14:21,998 --> 00:14:23,904 Tonight? Sure. 286 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,033 Can I make the font bigger at all? 287 00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:28,370 No. No, you cannot. 288 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,541 It's not-- I don't-- It's not really ready for eyes. 289 00:14:31,677 --> 00:14:32,671 Oh, shut up. 290 00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:38,876 [Karen] Oh. 291 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,516 [stammers] It's fine. It's just-- [inhales sharply] 292 00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:43,622 [stammers] Do you really need all those words? 293 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,888 Words are my children, Karen. 294 00:14:46,024 --> 00:14:47,320 It's very hard to let them go. 295 00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:49,289 Well, what I say to my children is, 296 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:51,129 "Keep it short, and keep it clear." 297 00:14:51,795 --> 00:14:53,165 Trust me. 298 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,097 When you're looking at 30 lots of homework every night, 299 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:56,934 you see the value in direct writing. 300 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,800 Right, come on. Budge up. Budge up. 301 00:14:58,935 --> 00:14:59,830 All right. 302 00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:01,904 Right. [exhales deeply] 303 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,470 We don't need that. [sighs] 304 00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:06,108 -[Scott] I-- [stammers] -Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 305 00:15:06,243 --> 00:15:07,472 Right. What do you want to happen? 306 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,239 I want there to-- [inhales deeply] 307 00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:10,610 [Karen sighs] 308 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,815 She goes to see her husband to tell him it's over, 309 00:15:12,951 --> 00:15:14,019 and when she gets there, 310 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:17,420 she discovers he's, um-- he's been murdered. 311 00:15:17,555 --> 00:15:19,718 Okay. Well, why don't you just write that then? 312 00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:21,494 [clicks tongue] Uh-- 313 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,227 [stammers] There... 314 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:28,130 was so much blood, 315 00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:32,896 she could taste metal in the air. 316 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,503 She wanted it over, 317 00:15:37,205 --> 00:15:38,077 but not like this. 318 00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:40,574 [inhales sharply] 319 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,219 That's... [stammers] ...very good, isn't it? Very-- Yeah. 320 00:15:49,821 --> 00:15:50,716 How about that? 321 00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:54,390 It's very Chandleresque. 322 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:56,623 Really? 323 00:15:57,465 --> 00:15:58,394 Yeah. 324 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,661 You carry on. 325 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,333 [chuckles] 326 00:16:03,999 --> 00:16:04,961 Do more. 327 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,307 Okay then. 328 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,907 [typing] 329 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,508 [Nikki clears throat] 330 00:16:41,643 --> 00:16:42,471 What are you doing? 331 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:48,312 We need to talk, and this is the only way I'm gonna see you. 332 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:50,583 I'm paying you. You can't not pick me up. 333 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,848 But this is stupid. 334 00:16:51,983 --> 00:16:53,245 We're a rocket, Jason. 335 00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:55,214 This family is a rocket. 336 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:59,123 And if that rocket is off, just even by a tiny bit, then you-- 337 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,786 Well, you end up not where you wanna be. 338 00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:02,953 Or on fire. 339 00:17:04,397 --> 00:17:06,462 Either way, you have to fix it early. 340 00:17:06,597 --> 00:17:08,066 Can we fix it not in surge time, please? 341 00:17:08,202 --> 00:17:10,603 No, it's always bloody surge time. 342 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,964 And I think that's something that th-- they might have made up. 343 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,032 Well, I'm not driving about wasting my petrol. 344 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,374 [Nikki] Fine, fine. That's fine. We can just sit here. 345 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,278 Together. 346 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,407 [Jason groans] 347 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,212 And if you don't... What? 348 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,946 ...I'm gonna give you one star. 349 00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:29,416 Oh, what will that do to your rating so early on, I wonder? 350 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,884 Don't do that. I'm gonna do it. 351 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,721 I'm gonna do-- I'll do it. I will do it. Don't do that. 352 00:17:32,857 --> 00:17:33,621 Okay! 353 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,221 Okay. Fine. 354 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,526 [Nikki sighs] 355 00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:40,432 Hang on. Who's looking after the kids? Jen. 356 00:17:40,568 --> 00:17:41,758 What? 357 00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:44,203 It's fine. She's very responsible. 358 00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:55,604 [Jen] Ah. Well, the thing about homework is, you work really hard in school, 359 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,013 and then you get older and realize you don't really use any of it day-to-day. 360 00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:02,122 So, honestly, I would just chill out and live your story, you know? 361 00:18:05,621 --> 00:18:07,589 [chuckles] You're too small for that. 362 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,326 Like these. 363 00:18:11,462 --> 00:18:13,456 -Hey? [chuckles] -Can I have coffee? 364 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,091 No, Tyler. No. 365 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,869 That's not how you ask. 366 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:19,596 Please, may I have coffee? 367 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,438 That's better. Yes, you may. 368 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,145 [stammers] Tyler! 369 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,444 You mustn't waste coffee. 370 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,579 [sighs] 371 00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:35,617 [typing] 372 00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:46,595 [breathes deeply] 373 00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:12,422 Things are slipping. 374 00:19:12,558 --> 00:19:13,757 What do you mean, "slipping"? What's slipping? 375 00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:16,262 Us. Stuff. 376 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,198 I don't know. I don't know, Jase. 377 00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:22,532 I can just-- I feel it. [breathes shakily] 378 00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:26,003 Are we not up to this? 379 00:19:26,139 --> 00:19:27,699 Of course we are up to this. 380 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,141 They-- They told us, didn't they? 381 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,703 They said this was gonna be difficult. 382 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:33,511 Yes, but obviously I didn't believe them. 383 00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:36,175 Obviously, I thought that we were the exception. 384 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,843 'Cause everyone's always said that relationships are hard, 385 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,644 but that's never been the case for us. 386 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:46,325 Everything else in my life was hard, but this... [stammers] ...just never was. 387 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:54,726 Maybe we just need to get used to being with each other 388 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,501 in a-- in a different way, you know? 389 00:19:56,636 --> 00:19:59,635 Maybe we just have to get used to-- to trying harder. 390 00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,307 [Nikki sniffles] 391 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:06,136 Can we just be honest about how we're feeling? 392 00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:08,974 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 393 00:20:12,914 --> 00:20:14,650 [stammering] Well, you-- I meant you, mainly. 394 00:20:16,787 --> 00:20:18,488 I find it really difficult that I'm not able to 395 00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:20,725 contribute financially in the way that you are. 396 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:23,263 Yeah. No, but that's because you're doing most of the parenting. 397 00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:27,663 And I feel bad about that. 398 00:20:30,661 --> 00:20:31,568 And I'm... 399 00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:34,802 I'm worried that Bev's right. 400 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,540 What if we're not the best thing for these kids? 401 00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:42,711 I mean, how would we know? 402 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,881 I mean, how do we know that they even wanna stay with us? 403 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,627 [footsteps approaching] 404 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,798 [Jen] Tyler, what are you doing up? 405 00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:01,301 I can't sleep. 406 00:21:01,436 --> 00:21:03,832 [sighs] Yeah, it's probably the coffee. 407 00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:05,437 You should maybe consider switching to decaf. 408 00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:08,672 Jen, when will I be bigger? 409 00:21:08,807 --> 00:21:12,036 Well, the thing is, you won't really notice it. 410 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:14,105 One day you'll just wake up, and you'll be big. 411 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,846 Back to bed. I need to get your pajamas in the wash. 412 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,619 [sighs] 413 00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:42,771 -[washing machine running] -[sighs, chuckles] 414 00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:51,177 [Jason] We haven't spoken like this in a while, have we? 415 00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,308 No. 416 00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:59,117 I think emotional chats are easier when you're not facing each other. 417 00:22:00,025 --> 00:22:01,923 Yeah? Mmm. 418 00:22:02,058 --> 00:22:04,827 -It's in all the parenting books. -Parenting books. 419 00:22:04,962 --> 00:22:07,533 [laughing] I knew you were just folding down the pages. 420 00:22:07,669 --> 00:22:10,260 I haven't been folding down the pages. I've read them all. 421 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:14,930 Have you got any tissues? 422 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:15,936 In the glove box. Okay. 423 00:22:22,014 --> 00:22:23,579 Jason. 424 00:22:23,715 --> 00:22:25,451 I just put that there to get more tips. 425 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,053 Will you drive me home, please? 426 00:22:35,456 --> 00:22:36,319 Of course. 427 00:22:52,645 --> 00:22:54,513 [clears throat] Everything's gonna be okay. 428 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,518 Because we have a-- a good love. 429 00:23:01,683 --> 00:23:02,950 One that can survive life. 430 00:23:09,624 --> 00:23:10,892 [inhales shakily] 431 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:15,063 [groans, sighs] 432 00:23:15,199 --> 00:23:17,168 What? 433 00:23:17,304 --> 00:23:19,936 [clicks tongue] Well, there's just a lot of difficult things in there. 434 00:23:20,072 --> 00:23:22,101 [sighs] 435 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,512 Can I have the car for a bit? 436 00:23:27,872 --> 00:23:29,272 [Jen sighs] 437 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,015 So I guess it's back on the apps I go. 438 00:23:31,151 --> 00:23:32,249 Yeah. [scoffs] 439 00:23:32,385 --> 00:23:33,952 Ugh. I'm just so sick of it. 440 00:23:34,087 --> 00:23:34,982 I mean, look. 441 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:36,784 [chuckles] 442 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,385 Don't put a dog in your profile picture 443 00:23:38,521 --> 00:23:39,553 if it's not yours. 444 00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:40,790 It's misleading. [scoffs] 445 00:23:42,762 --> 00:23:44,296 Jen, I have to te-- I have to tell you something. 446 00:23:44,431 --> 00:23:45,727 So it turns out it's his auntie's, 447 00:23:45,862 --> 00:23:47,766 so he does have access to it. [scoffs] 448 00:23:47,902 --> 00:23:49,895 But this picture heavily implies it's part of his everyday life, 449 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:50,967 and I think he knows that. Jen. 450 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:52,065 Yeah? 451 00:23:53,938 --> 00:23:55,934 No, I-- [stammers] I need us to both face forward, 452 00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:57,576 'cause I-- I find this very hard. 453 00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,503 Driving? 454 00:24:00,638 --> 00:24:02,581 Yeah, you definitely face forward for driving. 455 00:24:06,615 --> 00:24:08,218 [sighs] I'm so sorry. 456 00:24:08,353 --> 00:24:09,214 I have to fire you. 457 00:24:11,457 --> 00:24:13,286 -What? -Keep looking ahead. 458 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:15,891 Please, Jen. It's the only way, otherwise I'll start crying. 459 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,224 [clicks tongue] 460 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:22,898 I just wanted you to hear it from me. 461 00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:25,398 Okay. 462 00:24:25,534 --> 00:24:26,572 I love you. 463 00:24:28,476 --> 00:24:30,404 This is the start for you. [chuckles] 464 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,742 It's not the end. 465 00:24:34,175 --> 00:24:36,142 I believe in you and all you can do. 466 00:24:37,846 --> 00:24:40,043 Start taking yourself seriously. 467 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:41,983 It's time to stop being passive. 468 00:24:43,189 --> 00:24:44,117 Demand more. 469 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,454 You decide what you want from your life, 470 00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:48,792 and you go for it. 471 00:24:49,854 --> 00:24:51,058 Okay? 472 00:24:52,299 --> 00:24:53,291 [inhales sharply] Okay. 473 00:24:57,203 --> 00:24:58,296 [Nikki chuckles] 474 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,239 [inhales sharply] 475 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,466 I know something I want. 476 00:25:12,483 --> 00:25:15,852 [exhales heavily] 477 00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:24,124 [no audible dialogue] 478 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:51,690 Oh. 479 00:25:54,394 --> 00:25:56,728 [pop ballad playing] 480 00:26:06,503 --> 00:26:08,366 [song continues] 481 00:26:31,727 --> 00:26:32,588 [exhales sharply] 482 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:50,177 Yes! 483 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,415 I'm big! 484 00:26:53,551 --> 00:26:54,918 [chuckling] Okay. 485 00:27:13,868 --> 00:27:15,532 [envelope tearing] 486 00:27:17,278 --> 00:27:18,205 [Jason] Next week? 487 00:27:23,811 --> 00:27:24,915 [song continues]