1 00:00:08,132 --> 00:00:15,057 "So in conclusion, I do not believe that Nikki and Jason are the correct match 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,225 for Princess and Tyler." 3 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,811 Well, that was thorough. 4 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,439 Look, it's not that bad. It's… 5 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,108 Jase, it was dark when you started reading it. 6 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,069 -Is she really gonna say that in court? -Yep. 7 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,405 -Yeah. -I don't believe this. 8 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,491 -Yeah. -What does that even mean? 9 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:34,535 Does that mean we're gonna lose the kids? 10 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,578 Well, they're not ours to lose, are they? Not yet. 11 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,206 Let's see what happens at the hearing today. 12 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,543 Three months ago, I thought we were gonna get the kids. 13 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:46,755 I thought we were gonna get married. I thought we were gonna live in this flat. 14 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,674 -And now-- -Nothing is gonna stop us 15 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,801 from getting married. Okay? Even if we're homeless. 16 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,262 I actually quite like outdoor weddings, so… 17 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:58,851 I just really had a vision, you know? Just of the kids being there. 18 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,310 Well… 19 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:05,147 let's just hope we don't lose them then. Hey. 20 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,902 It's not a wedding without kids. 21 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,696 You're thinking of Christmas, but okay. 22 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,866 -You want a cup of tea? -I'd love a cup of tea. 23 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:23,750 Do you know what? 24 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,133 -Let's do it. -Do what? 25 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,010 Get married. 26 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,261 What? 27 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,429 Let's get married. 28 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,349 We've already been through this. I already said yes. 29 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,601 It's not a driver's license. 30 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,729 -You don't need to reapply. -No, I mean today. 31 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,357 -What are you talking about? -Let's get married. 32 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,610 Let's get married today while we've still got the kids. 33 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,572 Why not? I've still got the license from when I asked you three months ago. 34 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,533 Are you being serious? 35 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,494 Look, we want them to be there. Right? 36 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:05,083 And this might be the last day that-- Forget it. I'm being silly. 37 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,586 Forget it. It's all right. 38 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,465 Okay. 39 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,550 Really? 40 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,553 -Yeah. Let's do it. I wanna do it. -Yeah? 41 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,139 -Yeah? Okay. -I wanna do it! 42 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,558 But we've got a court hearing at 3:30. 43 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,186 How are we gonna arrange a wedding before 3:30? 44 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,188 Well, we've got two little helpers, haven't we? 45 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:30,609 Absolutely. Yeah, no. I'm happy to hold. 46 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:35,322 Wake up! Everybody, wake up! 47 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,159 So, guys, are you feeling a bit crazy? 48 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,827 -No. -No. 49 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,580 -Okay. -Yeah. Okay, understood. 50 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,917 -Yes. -It's 'cause we wanna get married today! 51 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,253 All right, yeah. Keep that. We'll take that. Thank you so much. 52 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,213 Brilliant. Listen, they've got a slot at 1:30 53 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,131 because Emily and Paul have broken up! 54 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,424 -Yes! -Yes! 55 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:56,969 So, who's in charge of what? 56 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,512 -Outfits! -And food! 57 00:02:58,595 --> 00:02:59,596 Okay then. 58 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,349 So, you're doing outfits. You're doing food. 59 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:07,062 What are we waiting for? Let's go and get married! 60 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,856 Come on, kids. Let's go brush our teeth. 61 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:15,863 Outfits? I mean, outfits are the whole thing. 62 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,323 It'll be okay. 63 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,884 Okay. Your dad said he'll meet us. 64 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,635 All right. Great. Listen, in terms of rings, 65 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,970 don't think we've got the money, 66 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,847 or the time to be able to get anything that we-- 67 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,931 No, I don't care about rings. 68 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,308 -That's not important. -Okay, good. 69 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:45,934 Here we are! 70 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,105 Don't tell them it's for a wedding. They double the price for weddings. 71 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,857 Okay. Come in, you. 72 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,068 -Hiya. -Hi. 73 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,323 Sadly, we have an unexpected funeral. 74 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,407 I'm sorry. 75 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,326 Yeah, so we need just some flowers quickly. 76 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,620 -Sure. Yeah. -I don't suppose you have anything 77 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,705 just like cheery and bright? 78 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:11,084 -It's what he would have wanted. -Sure. Yeah. 79 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:14,588 Ellie? Can you show this lady some hellebores, please? 80 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:15,881 -Thank you. -Okay. 81 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:21,470 You okay? 82 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,348 Yeah. Good. Thank you very much. Yeah. All good. 83 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,849 It was all quite quick, I hear. 84 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:29,686 Yeah. It was about an hour ago now, so… 85 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,484 -Was it peaceful, at least? -Not really. No. The kids were screaming. 86 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,070 To be honest, it's something we've been thinking about for a while, 87 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,239 so it does feel good to finally… 88 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:41,823 pull the trigger. You know? 89 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,367 Now stop talking to her, please. 90 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,869 -These are perfect. Thank you. Yeah. -Sure. 91 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:52,084 Okay, so, 45 for those ones. 92 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:56,505 Right. Any discounts for funerals? 93 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,882 I could do them for 40? 94 00:04:58,966 --> 00:04:59,967 Oh, yeah. Great. 95 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,389 Okay, so, flowers are done. 96 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,767 Come on. Bring it in. There you go. All right, let's get going! Come on! 97 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,191 There he is. Hello! 98 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,443 -Hello! -Hi. 99 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:22,823 Thank you, Vic. It's just much easier if we split up, so we'll meet you there. 100 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,617 Okay, so these two are in charge of outfits and food. 101 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:28,287 -No, food and outfits! -No! Food and outfits! 102 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,747 I don't know what we're doing, but I suppose we'll get on and do it. 103 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,999 -Come on. -Yeah, you two. Okay. 104 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,209 -Bye! -All right then. So… 105 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:37,087 Okay, no. Jase, I really shouldn't be seeing you before we get married. 106 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,547 -It's bad luck. -What are you talking about? 107 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,923 We've been looking at each other all day. 108 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,050 No. Actually, I've been blurring my eyes since about 9:00, 109 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,011 but now I've got a headache, so we should split up. 110 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:47,222 I'm gonna go and find something blue, 111 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,016 something borrowed, something new and something old. 112 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,893 I've never heard it in that order, but good luck with it. 113 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:54,104 -Will you make sure you invite everyone? -Don't worry. I'm on it. 114 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,606 -Open your eyes. -I'm so sorry! 115 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,232 -No! -Open your eyes. 116 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,902 I'll meet you back here in an hour. 117 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,361 -Okay? -Okay. Bye! 118 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:10,078 The wedding's at 1:30, and the hearing's at 3:30. 119 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,916 I don't have that long, so literally anything borrowed is fine. 120 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,542 No, I'll find them. 121 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,588 -Mazel tov. -Thank you. 122 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,590 -I'm in a bit of a rush, Scott. -I've written you a poem. 123 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:26,303 Oh, please no. No way. That's amazing. 124 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,596 -Isn't it? Yes. -Yes. 125 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:33,101 And I have hung up my quill, so to speak. So this is my last one. 126 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,481 I want you to have it. Serving suggestion. 127 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:42,945 Pair it with Vivaldi and a nice glass of Cognac. Nothing after 2005. 128 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,113 And speaking of toasts. 129 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:49,243 I don't think there's anything more satisfying than a toast 130 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,328 from a glass you've blown yourself. 131 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:55,541 Scott, I did tell you I would work in that you've been to a glass-blowing class. 132 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,334 You don't need to do that. 133 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,502 Understood. 134 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,672 Right. 135 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:04,925 I found them. 136 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:13,225 -What are these? -My earrings. Something borrowed. 137 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,143 These are mine. You stole these. 138 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,188 -I did not! -Karen, how long have you had these for? 139 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,273 I can't believe you. 140 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,483 -I have been asking you-- -I want you to be godmother. 141 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,496 I know you only did that to change the subject, but I really don't care. 142 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,170 And don't read the poem out loud. 143 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,838 There's, like, five lines from Keats in there. 144 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,549 Fine. This can be my something borrowed then. 145 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,759 I just need something new. 146 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,731 Something new. 147 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,525 Yeah, no, I got that. 148 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,871 I hate this. I mean, they all look the same. 149 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,916 The rings are my favorite bit. I love a big gesture. 150 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,542 It was the little gestures I couldn't do. 151 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,002 What, like not having an affair? 152 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:26,256 If you're happy to spend a bit more, we do have some 18 karat. 153 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,595 Wow, they're lovely, aren't they? Yeah. Lovely sort of weight to 'em, you know. 154 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,889 Okay-- No. That's too much. 155 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,558 Yeah. No, you're right. Don't even get her a ring. 156 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:40,562 Just get her a book token and some bubble bath. She's worth it. 157 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,941 Yeah, she is. She's worth it. So, would I-- 158 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,984 would I be able to pay this in installments? 159 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,529 -If I can make most of it now… -Sorry. 160 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,948 -…and then I pay the rest next month-- -I'm afraid not. 161 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,242 Okay. All right. 162 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,327 -Those are the ones, though. -I haven't got enough, have I? 163 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,204 -I'll stand you the difference. -What? No. 164 00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:00,040 I've got to pay for them. That's what three weeks of surge pricing is all about, 165 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:03,001 to be able to afford four-fifths of these rings. I mean-- 166 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:06,964 You are buying them yourself. You're gonna pay me back. Come on. 167 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,551 I can lend my best and only friend a few hundred quid for a month. 168 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,637 No, I can't do that. I can't do it. No. 169 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,683 Jason… 170 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,270 Say yes. 171 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,440 -No. No, mate. -Hey… 172 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,944 Say yes. 173 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:32,948 Yes. 174 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,425 -Have you got everything? -Hello. 175 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,093 Pretty much. Did you invite everyone? 176 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,887 Oh, yeah. I sent a group text out, so… 177 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,722 It took Karen eight months to do hers. 178 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,599 We've done this in a morning. And I stopped for coffee. 179 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,267 We should organize the next Olympics, babe. 180 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,229 I mean, I've got more writing on my hand than most brides. 181 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,733 -What about this one here? -Music. Yeah. No, but that's okay. 182 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,985 I mean, we were never gonna get music in a morning, were we? 183 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,236 No-- 184 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,990 Yeah, sometimes 185 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:19,620 It's hard to lose control 186 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,338 This is crazy. My only son, and this is how you're doing it. 187 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,547 I'm sorry, Mom. 188 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,467 I haven't had a minute to get ready. I was at bridge club. 189 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,093 Sandra, you look amazing. 190 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,430 Yeah, well, I hate most of my friends, so I dress up to outdo them. 191 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,433 Come here, you two. 192 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:50,192 Welcome. Cheerio? Haribo? Regular. Tangy. 193 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:52,611 I'll have a tangy. 194 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:53,695 Good choice. 195 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,490 -Hi. Hiya -Hello, Jen. 196 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,951 -Yeah, we can do it. -Nikki. 197 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,411 Oh, my God! Jen! 198 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,041 I'm sorry. I'm quite sweaty. I came straight from yoga. 199 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,460 -But I can sit on my towel. -Stop it. 200 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,963 I brought Tinkle. Is that okay? 201 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,756 -Yeah, that's fine. -And her boyfriend. 202 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,299 Hey. 203 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,260 He's so nice. We all really get on. 204 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,095 Jen, I just-- I didn't think you were gonna come 205 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,013 considering I did fire you five days ago. 206 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,391 Yeah, I'd totally forgotten that. 207 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,227 No, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 208 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,312 Tinkle and me have gone into business together. 209 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,439 -It's called Jinkle. -Oh, God, that's so cute. 210 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,316 -What's your business? -It's an on-site delivery service 211 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,151 for construction materials and roofing supplies. 212 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,697 Okay! That's great! 213 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,659 God, I'm so nervous. 214 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,994 Don't be. 215 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,080 I mean, it's definitely challenging given the lack of inventory data, 216 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,207 but we're outsourcing recruitment and scaling up slowly 217 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,750 depending on funding streams. 218 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,420 Right. Okay. Well, that is reassuring. 219 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,215 Bloody hell, where have you been? We're on in ten minutes. 220 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:02,890 What? Well, you let them choose the outfits. Here's yours. 221 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,734 We should never have let them read those old books that Mum gave us. 222 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,152 She crossed out all the racism bits 223 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,863 but then left in all the bloody sexism bits. 224 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,157 It's all right. We're just on the right side of quirky. 225 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,492 Just. 226 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,079 Thank you. What time is it? 227 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,457 1:30. We need to get a wiggle on. 228 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,469 Come on, you. Let's do this. 229 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:57,528 Paul was really into owls. Unfortunately, Emily wasn't. 230 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,572 Hence the cancellation. 231 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,699 Shall we? 232 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:03,825 Yeah. 233 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,167 -Hello. -Hello. 234 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,378 -Well, this is a bold choice, isn't it? -Isn't it? 235 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,462 Yeah. 236 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,927 -She misunderstood flower girl we think. -Right. 237 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,763 And we're not quite sure what the giraffe's about, but… 238 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,557 Hey, Dad! Come on! 239 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,225 -Right? -Yeah. 240 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,020 -Lovely. -Thank you. 241 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,357 -You okay? -I'm good. 242 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,465 These are for you. 243 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,346 I think we might have just tipped into quirky. 244 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,518 -I'm sorry. -No. 245 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,981 No, this is exactly how I'd always imagined it. 246 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:23,030 Ladies and gentlemen, we're here today to marry… 247 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,741 -Except quickly. -…to quickly marry Emily and Paul. 248 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,909 -Nikki and Jason. -Sorry. 249 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:31,830 Nikki and Jason. Before their friends and family. 250 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,334 I believe you have some words you'd like to say to each other. 251 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,585 Yes. 252 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,879 -I do, actually. Yeah. -Yeah, you go. 253 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,507 Nikki. 254 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,968 -From the moment that we met… -Yeah. 255 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,137 -…I knew I would always love your… -Right. 256 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,597 -Okay, smile… -Yep. 257 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,683 …your energy, your boundless joy, kindness, bravery, 258 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,519 empathy, understanding, sense of humor. 259 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,937 Goodness me. 260 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,188 Nikki, do you have words-- 261 00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:01,610 Dependable, romantic, decent, fun. The way you look when you laugh. 262 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,112 Face. 263 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:06,865 -Okay. -It's fine. 264 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,159 -We know how we feel about each other. -Yeah. 265 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:15,332 Jason, will you take Nikki to be your wedded wife, 266 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,960 to share your life with her, 267 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:22,798 to love, comfort and support her, whatever the future may bring? 268 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,716 I will. 269 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,719 And Nikki, will you take-- 270 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:28,887 I will, yeah. 271 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:35,102 It is an ancient tradition for a bride and groom to exchange rings. 272 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,062 We're not doing rings. 273 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,774 Look out. Yeah. 274 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,068 -Jason! -Well done, mate. 275 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,197 There you are. 276 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,491 Are you sure it fits? 277 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,621 It fits. 278 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,209 -I don't know if that one does. -Okay. 279 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:07,801 Okay. So, if you'd like to sign the register, you're married. 280 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:20,189 No, wait. Sorry, I want to say something proper. 281 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,985 Oh, God. I'm not good at saying the right thing. 282 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,571 Whenever you talk about being happy, you always sound like a right idiot. 283 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,655 Don't you? 284 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:41,710 But maybe being happy is not caring whether people think you're an idiot. 285 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,423 So I'm just going to say it. 286 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,094 I am so in love. 287 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,431 And I'm so happy. 288 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,193 Have I ever told you 289 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,364 How good it feels to hold you 290 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,325 It isn't easy to explain 291 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,285 Okay. 292 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,040 You think we should tell them we're not Emily and Paul? 293 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,626 -No, I want a photo with the owl. -Okay. Careful. 294 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,338 And though I'm really trying I think I may start crying 295 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,464 There he is. 296 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:32,761 My heart can't wait another day 297 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:38,475 When you kiss me I just gotta Kiss me I just gotta 298 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:44,731 Kiss me I just gotta say Baby, I love you 299 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,194 Baby, I love you 300 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:55,117 Baby, I love, I love holding you 301 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,536 Give her a kiss. 302 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,706 All right, get a room. 303 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,504 -Congratulations. Fantastic. -Thank you. 304 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,507 FYI, I think I might have made you a bit of money. 305 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,717 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 306 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,468 Just shorted something. 307 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,890 Just a small publishing firm. But honestly, never felt so alive. 308 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,268 Lovely. Starving. 309 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,896 -Is that for the wedding? -No, that's a burger van. 310 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,566 Come on then, you. 311 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:31,486 Hey, kids. We're so pleased that you could be there to see that. 312 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,031 You're gonna go with John and Jilly for a little while, okay? 313 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,201 And we're gonna go see the judge. Okay? 314 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:42,289 We just want you to know that whatever happens, we love you. 315 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,001 -We love you so much. -So much. 316 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,504 -So much. Come on! -Come on. 317 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:55,677 Guys. Hi. Is this a good time? 318 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:58,180 Because I forgot to give you your wedding present. 319 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,643 So, I'll just leave it down here. 320 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,895 Okay, come on. Let's go. 321 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,022 -Mum, can you take these and the muffins? -Okay, sure. 322 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:09,149 Nikki. Come on, babe. 323 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,275 Yes. Sorry. 324 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,697 -What are you doing? -We're coming with you. 325 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,708 Here you go, mate. And what can I get you, mate? 326 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,210 Do you have any salmon terrine? 327 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,588 I'm afraid we've just sold the last one, mate. 328 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:33,799 Arancini balls? 329 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,552 Scott, what are you doing? Come on! 330 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,904 We okay for time? 331 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,197 You've got this. 332 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,039 I can't see her. 333 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,877 I don't think she's here. 334 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,461 Maybe she hasn't-- 335 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,716 Okay. Well, maybe she's changed her mind. 336 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,553 No, I don't get that vibe. 337 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,805 -Hello. -Hello. 338 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,313 -I don't get it. Why does she hate us? -Well, we're about to find out. 339 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:34,943 This is it. 340 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,779 Yeah. Yeah, this is it. 341 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,075 -Come on. -Okay. 342 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,666 Okay, who do we have? 343 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,877 Jason Ross. 344 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,629 Yes, thank you, Your Honor. 345 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:58,675 I have been trying to figure out for a while 346 00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:02,054 how I can best express what these kids mean to us. 347 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:06,183 And how much they've changed us. 348 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,853 And all I can think to say is, is that when I was a kid, 349 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:13,649 my dad used to wear pleated trousers and a button-down shirt on the beach. 350 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,985 And now, he's stood out there, and he's dressed as a wizard with a wand 351 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:20,322 that I know, for a fact, he went back and bought separately. 352 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,908 They've done that in 12 weeks. 353 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,661 Now, we got married today 354 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,456 because we couldn't imagine doing it without them. 355 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:35,963 And to be honest, we don't want to do anything without them anymore. 356 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,468 And that's all I wanted to say. 357 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:48,976 Right. Thank you for that. I was just confirming names, though. 358 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,019 Oh, right. 359 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,230 So, Jason Ross? 360 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,983 Yes, Your Honor. That was me talking, obviously. Thank you. 361 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,735 -Nikki Newman? -Yes. 362 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,529 And a Mrs. Beverly Reid. 363 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:01,864 Yes. 364 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:05,868 Okay. So, we are here for Princess and Tyler. Thank you all for coming. 365 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:09,788 I believe there's a family statement by Mrs. Reid. Is that correct? 366 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:11,748 -Yeah. -Mrs. Reid. 367 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,261 Bloody hell, she's brought dividers. 368 00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:34,897 They have no flat, they have no money, and they have a gambling problem. 369 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,816 Sorry, that money was invested. It wasn't gambled. 370 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,527 It's an addiction, like his drinking. 371 00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:42,571 He doesn't have a drinking problem. 372 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,199 If anything, he's the one that's always telling me to-- 373 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,369 He doesn't have a drinking problem. 374 00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:52,206 They don't dress Princess warmly enough. Her coat's always undone. 375 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,583 Objection, Your Honor. Her jumper's very thick. 376 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,001 Tyler never wears his mittens. 377 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,920 Sorry, no, he won't wear his mittens outside 378 00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,630 because he doesn't want them to get cold. 379 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:04,510 He drives erratically. Like an Italian. Might be the drinking. 380 00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,720 -Okay. Sorry-- -Sit down. 381 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,057 -This is not a rap battle. -But we're nice people. 382 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,434 They're too nice! They're not tough enough. 383 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:16,021 We are tough! I've got a tattoo. 384 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,273 Yes? 385 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,693 Sorry, I stood up there without knowing what I was going to say. 386 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,780 Well, this is going tremendously well. 387 00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,824 -I don't want them to have them. -Why not? 388 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:34,373 I've already lost my daughter. I won't lose them too. 389 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,171 Is that what you think that we want? 390 00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:57,688 I think we should take a little break and go back to our corners. 391 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:11,994 She doesn't hate us. 392 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,081 She just loves them. 393 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,921 Hey! There you go. 394 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,093 I'm headed to the toilet, babe, all right? 395 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,114 Now. Children! 396 00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:53,410 I know what it's like to nearly lose these kids. 397 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,456 No one's losing anyone anymore. 398 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,793 They'll never be all ours. 399 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,005 We'd want you there. 400 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:08,717 Tyler! What did I tell you? What did I tell you, Tyler? 401 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,678 I mean, you'd still only be the second scariest grandmother. 402 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:15,891 It! You're it. 403 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,228 I have to think about what my daughter would want for them. 404 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,275 And I don't know. I don't-- 405 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,991 -Nik, we should go back in there, babe. -Yeah. 406 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:48,048 I think you should go back in there, and you say whatever you want. 407 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:55,848 'Cause you're their grandmother, and you can do what you like. 408 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,564 Now. 409 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:08,652 What did I tell you? Be quiet. 410 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:13,407 Okay. I trust we've all taken a breath. 411 00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:17,452 Mrs. Reid says she'd like to continue. 412 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,162 Yeah. 413 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,974 I think maybe she would want this. 414 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:40,851 My daughter. 415 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,024 I think that's why she called her Princess. 416 00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:50,652 Because princesses get rescued. 417 00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,995 Just look after them. 418 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,124 We should put our arms down. 419 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,335 It looks like we've had our convictions quashed. 420 00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:49,419 Come on then! 421 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,923 Yay! 422 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:54,132 You. 423 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,843 Giraffes are heavy! 424 00:27:58,512 --> 00:27:59,680 Look at you! 425 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,019 It was really touch and go for a while there. Yeah. 426 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:07,604 Bev. 427 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,441 -Come meet everyone. -I can't do that, darling. 428 00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,402 -No, we really want you to. -No. 429 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:19,783 All right. Yeah, all right. 430 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:23,453 Great. 431 00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:24,746 Thank you. 432 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,249 Everyone, this is Bev. 433 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:28,876 -Hello, Bev! -Hi, Bev. 434 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:31,670 -Bev, this is everyone. -Hello, everyone. 435 00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,029 So, this is it. 436 00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,240 -The end of the beginning. -Yeah. 437 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:05,037 I think that this is what everything looks like. 438 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:10,375 I'm sad not to do it all in this place. 439 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,421 -Where we gonna go? -I don't know. 440 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:18,884 I don't know, but I will be with you every step of the way. Okay? 441 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,098 Gotta start packing things up into boxes. 442 00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:26,099 Okay. 443 00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:29,269 -Best of luck with it. I'll see you later. -Fun. You're very fun. 444 00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:36,109 -Jase. This is why you lose your keys. -They're not my keys. 445 00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:38,195 -Mine are in my pocket. -They're not my keys. 446 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:41,532 -Did you get some cut? No? -No. Just check. 447 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,123 They work. 448 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:51,208 Weird. 449 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,418 We can talk about rent when you've got a moment. 450 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,131 I had some money from the house sale, and I need a revenue stream. 451 00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:01,426 I mean, I will need you out by the time Lauren turns 21. 452 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:02,970 Freddy. 453 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,638 Look, I have this habit 454 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:07,808 of only realizing how much I love people after they leave. 455 00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:12,521 So, I think the best thing is if you two just stay right where you are. 456 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:15,941 Bloody hell, mate. 457 00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:18,986 See? Not an arsehole. 458 00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:23,574 Rental rates have stayed stagnant for a while, 459 00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:25,617 so you may see an above-inflation rise. 460 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:31,957 All right, this is getting weird. 461 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,293 Rent's due first of every month, yeah? 462 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,171 I mean… 463 00:31:58,168 --> 00:31:59,169 Mum! 464 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,216 -Mum! -Mum! 465 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:08,595 Oh, God. 466 00:32:09,638 --> 00:32:11,014 That's me. 467 00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:12,474 Yep. 468 00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:17,396 Okay, kids. I'm coming.