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"So in conclusion, I do not believe
that Nikki and Jason are the correct match

2
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for Princess and Tyler."

3
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Well, that was thorough.

4
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Look, it's not that bad. It's…

5
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Jase, it was dark
when you started reading it.

6
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-Is she really gonna say that in court?
-Yep.

7
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-Yeah.
-[sighs] I don't believe this.

8
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-Yeah.
-[scoffs] What does that even mean?

9
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Does that-- Does that mean
we're gonna lose the kids?

10
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Well, they're not ours to lose, are they?
Not yet.

11
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Let's see what happens
at the hearing today.

12
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Three months ago,
I thought we were gonna get the kids.

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I thought we were gonna get married.
I thought we were gonna live in this flat.

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-And now--
-Nothing is gonna stop us

15
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from getting married. Okay?
Even if we're homeless.

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I actually quite like outdoor weddings,
so…

17
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I just really had a vision, you know?
Just of the kids being there.

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Well…

19
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let's just hope
we don't lose them then. Hey.

20
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It's not a wedding without kids.

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You're thinking of Christmas, but okay.

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-You want a cup of tea?
-I'd love a cup of tea.

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[sighs]

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[sighs]

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Do you know what?

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-Let's do it.
-Do what?

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Get married.

28
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What? [chuckles]

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Let's get married.

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We've already been through this.
I already said yes.

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It's not a driver's license.

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-You don't need to reapply.
-No, I mean today.

33
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-What are you talking about?
-Let's get married.

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Let's get married today
while we've still got the kids.

35
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Why not? I've still got the license
from when I asked you three months ago.

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Are you being serious?

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Look, we want them to be there. Right?

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And this might be the last day that--
Forget it. I'm being silly.

39
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Forget it. It's all right.

40
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Okay.

41
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Really?

42
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-Yeah. Let's do it. I wanna do it.
-Yeah?

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-Yeah? Okay. Okay. Okay.
-I wanna do it! [laughs]

44
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But we've got a court hearing at 3:30.

45
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How are we gonna arrange
a wedding before 3:30?

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Well, we've got two little helpers,
haven't we?

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[Jason] Oh, absolutely. Yeah, no.
I'm, uh-- I'm happy to hold.

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Wake up! Wake up! Everybody, wake up!

49
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-[groans]
-So, guys, are you feeling a bit crazy?

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-No.
-No.

51
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-Oh. Oh, okay. Okay.
-[Jason] Yeah. Okay, understood.

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-Yes.
-It's 'cause we wanna get married today!

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All right, yeah. Keep that.
We'll take that. Thank you so much.

54
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Brilliant.
Listen, they've got a slot at 1:30

55
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because Emily and Paul have broken up!

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-Yes! [laughs]
-Yes!

57
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So, who's in charge of what?

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-Outfits!
-And food!

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-Oh! [laughs]
-Okay then.

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So, you're doing outfits.
You're doing food.

61
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What are we waiting for?
Let's go and get married!

62
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Come on, kids. Let's go brush our teeth.

63
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[laughing and panting]

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Outfits?
I mean, outfits are the whole thing.

65
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It'll be okay. [pants]

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Okay. Your dad said he'll meet us.

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All right. Great.
Listen, in terms of rings,

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don't think we've got the money,

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or the time to be able
to get anything that we--

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No, I don't care about rings.

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-That's not important.
-Okay, good.

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[Nikki] Here we are! [sighs]

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Oh! Don't tell them it's for a wedding.
They double the price for weddings.

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Okay. Come in, you.

75
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-[florist] Hiya.
-Hi.

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Um… [sighs] … sadly, uh,
we have an-an-an unexpected funeral.

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I'm sorry.

78
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Yeah, so we need
just some flowers quickly.

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-Sure. Yeah.
-I don't suppose you have anything, um,

80
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just like-- just like cheery and bright?

81
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-It's what he would have wanted.
-Sure. Yeah.

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Uh, Ellie? Can you show this lady
some hellebores, please?

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-Thank you.
-Okay.

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[speaks indistinctly]

85
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You okay?

86
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Yeah. Good. Thank you very much.
Yeah, yeah. All good. All good.

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It was all quite quick, I hear.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It was about an hour ago now, so…

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-Oh.
-Mm-hmm.

90
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-Was it-- Was it peaceful, at least?
-Not really. No. The kids were screaming.

91
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To be honest, it's something
we've been thinking about for a while,

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so it-it does feel good to finally…

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[imitates gunshot] …pull the trigger.
You know?

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Now stop talking to her, please.

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-These are perfect. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.
-Sure. Sure.

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[sighs] Okay, so, uh, 45 for those ones.

97
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Right. Any-- Any discounts for funerals?

98
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Um, I could do them for 40?

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Oh, yeah. Great. [breathes heavily]

100
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-Okay, so, flowers are done.
-[chuckles]

101
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Come on. Bring it in. There you go.
All right, let's get going! Come on!

102
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-There he is. Hello!
-[Tyler, Princess shouting indistinctly]

103
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-Hello!
-Hi.

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[laughs]

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Thank you, Vic. It's just much easier
if we split up, so we'll meet you there.

106
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Okay, so these two are
in charge of outfits and food.

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-No, food and outfits!
-No! Food and outfits!

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I don't know what we're doing,
but I suppose we'll get on and do it.

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-Come on.
-Yeah, you two. Okay.

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-Bye! [blowing kisses] Bye, bye, bye!
-All right then. So…

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Okay, no. Jase, I really shouldn't
be seeing you before we get married.

112
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-It's bad luck.
-What are you talking about?

113
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We've been looking at each other all day.

114
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No. Actually, I've been blurring
my eyes since about 9:00,

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but now I've got a headache,
so we should split up.

116
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I'm gonna go and find something blue,

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something borrowed,
something new and something old.

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I've never heard it in that order,
but good luck with it.

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-Will you make sure you invite everyone?
-Don't worry. I'm on it.

120
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-Ow! Open your eyes.
-I'm so sorry!

121
00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,232
-No! No.
-Open your eyes. [kisses]

122
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I'll meet you back here in an hour.

123
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-Okay?
-Okay. Bye! [chuckles]

124
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The wedding's at 1:30,
and the hearing's at 3:30.

125
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I don't… [sighs] …I don't have that long,
so literally anything borrowed is fine.

126
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No, I'll find them.

127
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-Knock, knock.
-[chuckles]

128
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-Mazel tov.
-Oh, thank you.

129
00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,590
-I'm in a bit of a rush, Scott.
-I've written you a poem.

130
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Oh, please no. No way. That's amazing.

131
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-Isn't it? Yes.
-Yes.

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And I have hung up my quill,
so to speak. So this is my last one.

133
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Aw.

134
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I want you to have it. Serving suggestion.

135
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Pair it with Vivaldi and a nice glass
of Cognac. Nothing after 2005.

136
00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,113
-Oh. [chuckles]
-Oh, and speaking of toasts.

137
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I don't think there's anything
more satisfying than a toast

138
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from a glass you've blown yourself.

139
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Scott, I did tell you I would work in
that you've been to a glass-blowing class.

140
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You don't need to do that.

141
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Understood. [clicks tongue]

142
00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,922
Right. [chuckles]

143
00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:06,718
-Oh! Oh. [grunts] I found them. [chuckles]
-[gasps, giggles]

144
00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:13,225
-What are these?
-My earrings. Something borrowed.

145
00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,143
These are mine. You stole these.

146
00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,188
-I did not!
-Karen, how long have you had these for?

147
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I can't believe you.

148
00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,483
-I have been asking you--
-I want you to be godmother.

149
00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:29,867
[breathes shakily, sobs]

150
00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,496
I know you only did that to change
the subject, but I really don't care.

151
00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,249
-[laughing]
-[chuckles, sniffs]

152
00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,170
Oh, and don't read the poem out loud.

153
00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,838
There's, like, five lines
from Keats in there.

154
00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,383
Fine. This can be
my something borrowed then. [sighs]

155
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,759
I just need something new.

156
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,731
Something new.

157
00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,525
Yeah, no, I got that.

158
00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:11,867
-[chuckles]
-[sniffs]

159
00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,871
[sighs] I hate this.
I mean, they all look the same.

160
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,916
The rings are my favorite bit.
I love a big gesture.

161
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,542
It was the little gestures I couldn't do.

162
00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,002
What, like not having an affair?

163
00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:26,256
If you're happy to spend a bit more,
we do have some 18 karat.

164
00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,716
Ooh.

165
00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,595
Wow, they're lovely, aren't they? Yeah.
Lovely sort of weight to 'em, you know.

166
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,889
[sighs] Okay-- No. That's too much.

167
00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,558
Yeah. No, you're right.
Don't even get her a ring.

168
00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:40,562
Just get her a book token
and some bubble bath. She's worth it.

169
00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,941
Yeah, she is. She's worth it.
So, would I--

170
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,984
would I be able to, um,
pay this in installments?

171
00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,529
-If I can make most of it now…
-Oh. [scoffs] Sorry.

172
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,948
-…and then I pay the rest next month--
-I'm afraid not.

173
00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,242
Okay. All right.

174
00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,327
-Those are the ones, though.
-I haven't got enough, have I?

175
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,204
-I'll stand you the difference.
-What? No.

176
00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:00,040
I've got to pay for them. That's what
three weeks of surge pricing is all about,

177
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:03,001
to be able to afford four-fifths
of these rings. I mean--

178
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:06,964
You are buying them yourself.
You're gonna pay me back. Come on.

179
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,551
I can lend my best and only friend
a few hundred quid for a month.

180
00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,637
No, I can't do that. I can't do it. No.

181
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,683
Jason…

182
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,270
Say yes.

183
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,440
-No. No, mate.
-Hey, hey…

184
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,944
Say yes.

185
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,198
-Yes.
-Ah!

186
00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:34,992
[chuckling]

187
00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,425
-[laughs] Have you got everything?
-Hello. [laughs]

188
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,093
Pretty much. Did you invite everyone?

189
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,887
Oh, yeah.
I sent a group text out, so… [laughs]

190
00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,722
It took Karen eight months to do hers.

191
00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,599
We've done this in a morning.
And I stopped for coffee.

192
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,267
We should organize
the next Olympics, babe.

193
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,102
[kisses, chuckles]

194
00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,229
I mean, I've got more writing
on my hand than most brides.

195
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,733
-What about this one here?
-Music. Yeah. No, but that's okay.

196
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,985
I mean, we were never gonna
get music in a morning, were we?

197
00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,236
No. No--

198
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,990
♪ Yeah, sometimes ♪

199
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:19,620
♪ It's hard to lose control ♪

200
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,918
[laughing]

201
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:29,338
Oh, this is crazy. My only son,
and this is how you're doing it.

202
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,547
I'm sorry, Mom.

203
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,467
I haven't had a minute to get ready.
I was at bridge club.

204
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,093
Sandra, you look amazing.

205
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,430
Yeah, well, I hate most of my friends,
so I dress up to outdo them.

206
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:42,726
-[chuckles] Oh.
-Oh, come here, you two. Oh!

207
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:50,192
Welcome, welcome. Cheerio?
Haribo? Regular. Tangy.

208
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,611
Ooh. Um, I'll have a tangy.

209
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:53,779
-Good choice.
-[chuckles]

210
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,490
-Hi. Hiya [chuckles]
-Hello, Jen.

211
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,951
-Yeah. Yeah, we can do it.
-Nikki. [chuckles]

212
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:03,705
-Oh, my God! Jen! Oh!
-[speaking indistinctly] Oh!

213
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,041
I'm sorry. I'm quite sweaty.
I came straight from yoga.

214
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,460
-But I can sit on my towel.
-Stop it. [chuckles]

215
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,963
[chuckles] Um-- Um, I brought Tinkle.
Is that okay?

216
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,756
-Yeah, that's fine.
-[chuckles] And her boyfriend.

217
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,299
-Hey.
-Oh.

218
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,260
He's so nice. We all really get on.

219
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,095
Jen, I just-- I didn't think
you were gonna come

220
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,013
considering I did fire you five days ago.

221
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,391
Oh. Yeah, I'd totally forgotten that.

222
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,227
No, it's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

223
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,312
Tinkle and me have gone
into business together.

224
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,439
-It's called Jinkle.
-Oh, God, that's so cute.

225
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,316
-What's your business?
-It's an on-site delivery service

226
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,151
for construction materials
and roofing supplies.

227
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,697
Oh! Oh, okay! Oh, that's great!

228
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,074
-[chuckles, sighs]
-[chuckling]

229
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,659
[exhales sharply] God, I'm so nervous.

230
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,411
-[sighs, chuckles]
-Oh, don't be. [chuckles]

231
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,080
I mean, it's definitely challenging
given the lack of inventory data,

232
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,207
but we're outsourcing recruitment
and scaling up slowly

233
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,750
depending on funding streams.

234
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,420
Right. Okay. Well--
Well, that-that is reassuring.

235
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,546
[both chuckling]

236
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,215
Bloody hell, where have you been?
We're on in ten minutes.

237
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:02,890
What? Well, you let them choose
the outfits. Here's yours.

238
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,606
[breathes shakily]

239
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,734
We should never have let them read
those old books that Mum gave us.

240
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,152
She crossed out all the racism bits

241
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,863
but then left in
all the bloody sexism bits.

242
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,157
It's all right.
We're just on the right side of quirky.

243
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,408
[groans, blows]

244
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,492
Just.

245
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,079
Thank you. What time is it?

246
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,957
-Oh, 1:30. We need to get a wiggle on.
-[sighs]

247
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,876
[chuckles]

248
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,469
-[exhales deeply]
-Come on, you. Let's do this.

249
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:57,528
Paul was really into owls.
Unfortunately, Emily wasn't.

250
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,572
Hence the, uh, cancellation.

251
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,699
-Ah.
-Shall we? [chuckles]

252
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:03,825
Yeah.

253
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,120
[breathes deeply]

254
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,167
-Hello.
-Hello. [chuckles]

255
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,378
-Well, this is a bold choice, isn't it?
-Isn't it? [chuckles]

256
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,129
Yeah. [chuckles]

257
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,591
-Aw.
-Mmm.

258
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:21,927
-She misunderstood flower girl we think.
-[Nikki] Right.

259
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,763
And we're not quite sure
what the giraffe's about, but, uh…

260
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,557
-["Bridal Chorus" playing]
-Hey, Dad! Come on!

261
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,225
-Right?
-Yeah.

262
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,020
-Lovely.
-Thank you.

263
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,522
[both chuckling]

264
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,357
-You okay?
-I'm good.

265
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,695
[playing chords for "Bridal Chorus"]

266
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,465
Oh. These are for you.

267
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,346
I think we might have
just tipped into quirky.

268
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,431
[laughs]

269
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,518
-I'm sorry.
-No.

270
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,981
No, this is exactly
how I'd always imagined it.

271
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,357
[both laugh]

272
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:23,030
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're here today to marry…

273
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,741
-Except quickly.
-…to quickly marry Emily and Paul.

274
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,909
-Nikki and Jason.
-Sorry.

275
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:31,830
Uh, Nikki and Jason.
Uh, before their friends and family.

276
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:35,334
Um, I believe you have some words
you'd like to say to each other.

277
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,585
Yes.

278
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,879
-I do, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, you go.

279
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,673
-Nikki.
-Mm-hmm?

280
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,968
-From the moment that we met…
-Yeah.

281
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,137
-…I knew I would always love your…
-Right.

282
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,597
-Okay, smile…
-Yep.

283
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,683
…your energy, your boundless joy,
kindness, bravery,

284
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,519
empathy, understanding, sense of humor.

285
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,937
-Goodness me.
-[Nikki chuckling]

286
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,188
[registrar] Nikki, do you have words--

287
00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:01,610
Dependable, romantic, decent, fun.
Uh, the way you look when you laugh.

288
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,112
Um, face.

289
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:06,865
-Okay.
-It's fine.

290
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,159
-We know how we feel about each other.
-Yeah.

291
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,453
[sighs]

292
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:15,332
Jason, will you take Nikki
to be your wedded wife,

293
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,960
to share your life with her,

294
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:22,798
to love, comfort and support her,
whatever the future may bring?

295
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,716
I will.

296
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,719
[registrar] And Nikki, will you take--

297
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:28,887
I will, yeah.

298
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:35,102
It is, um, an ancient tradition
for a bride and groom to exchange rings.

299
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,062
Oh, we're not-- We're not doing rings.

300
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,605
-[Freddy clears throat]
-[Nikki gasps]

301
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,774
-Look out. Yeah.
-[gasps]

302
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,068
-Jason! [chuckling]
-Well done, mate.

303
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,197
There you are.

304
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,491
[Nikki] Are you sure it fits?

305
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,621
It fits.

306
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,209
-I don't know if that one does.
-Okay.

307
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:07,801
Okay. So, if you'd like to sign
the register, you're married.

308
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:13,932
[wedding guests] Aw.
[applauding, cheering]

309
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:20,189
No, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, I want to,
um-- I want to say something, uh, proper.

310
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,985
Oh, God.
I'm not good at saying the right thing.

311
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,571
Whenever you talk about being happy,
you always sound like a right idiot.

312
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,780
Don't you? [chuckling]

313
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:41,710
But maybe being happy is-- is not caring
whether people think you're an idiot.

314
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,423
So I'm-- I'm just going to say it.

315
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,094
I am so in love.

316
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,431
And I'm so happy.

317
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,940
[wedding guests] Aw.
[applauding, cheering]

318
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,193
♪ Have I ever told you ♪

319
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,364
♪ How good it feels to hold you ♪

320
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,325
♪ It isn't easy to explain ♪

321
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,285
-[shutter clicks]
-Oh, okay.

322
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,996
-[gasping]
-Ooh.

323
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,040
You think we should tell them
we're not Emily and Paul?

324
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,626
-No, I want a photo with the owl.
-Okay. Careful.

325
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,338
♪ And though I'm really trying
I think I may start crying ♪

326
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,715
There he is. [chuckling]

327
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:32,761
♪ My heart can't wait another day ♪

328
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:33,971
[cheering]

329
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:38,475
♪ When you kiss me I just gotta
Kiss me I just gotta ♪

330
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:44,731
♪ Kiss me I just gotta say
Baby, I love you ♪

331
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,194
♪ Baby, I love you ♪

332
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,320
[cheering]

333
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:55,117
♪ Baby, I love, I love holding you ♪

334
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,452
-[cheering continues]
-[Jen] Give her a kiss.

335
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,706
All right, get a room.

336
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,500
[chuckling]

337
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,335
[all chuckling]

338
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,504
-Congratulations. Fantastic.
-Oh, thank you.

339
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,507
FYI, um, I think I might have
made you a bit of money.

340
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,717
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

341
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,468
Just, uh, shorted something.

342
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,890
Just a small publishing firm.
But honestly, never felt so alive.

343
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,268
Ooh, lovely. Starving.

344
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,896
-Oh, is that for the wedding?
-No, that's a burger van.

345
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,566
-Come on then, you.
-Oh.

346
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:31,486
Hey, kids. Oh, we're so pleased
that you could be there to see that.

347
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,031
You're gonna go with John and Jilly
for a little while, okay?

348
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,201
And we're gonna go see the judge. Okay?

349
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:42,289
We just want you to know
that whatever happens, we love you.

350
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,001
-We love you so much.
-[Jason] So much.

351
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,504
-So much. Come on!
-Come on.

352
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:55,677
Guys. Hi. Um, is this a good time?

353
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:58,180
Because I forgot to give you
your wedding present.

354
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,643
So… [stammering] …I'll just--
I'll just leave it down here.

355
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,895
Okay, come on. Let's go.

356
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,022
-Mum, can you take these and the muffins?
-Okay, sure.

357
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:09,149
[Jason] Nikki. Come on, babe.

358
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,275
Mm, yes. Sorry, sorry.

359
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,697
-What are you doing?
-We're coming with you.

360
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,708
Here you go, mate.
And what can I get you, mate?

361
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,210
Do you have any salmon terrine?

362
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,588
I'm afraid we've just sold the last one,
mate.

363
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,799
[smacks lips] Arancini balls?

364
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,552
Scott, what are you doing? Come on!

365
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,904
We okay for time?

366
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,197
You've got this.

367
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,039
I can't see her.

368
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,877
I don't think she's here.

369
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,461
-Maybe she hasn't--
-Oh.

370
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,716
Okay. [breathing heavily]
Well, maybe she's changed her mind.

371
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,553
Hmm. No, I don't get that vibe.

372
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,723
-Hello.
-Hello. [breathes heavily]

373
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,313
-I don't get it. Why does she hate us?
-Well. Well, we're about to find out.

374
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,064
[sighs]

375
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:34,943
This is it.

376
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,779
Yeah. Yeah, this is it.

377
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,075
-Come on.
-[breathing shakily] Okay.

378
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,666
[judge] Okay, who do we have?

379
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,877
Jason Ross.

380
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,629
Yes, thank you, Your Honor.

381
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:58,675
Um, I have been trying to figure out
for a while

382
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:02,054
how I can best express
what these kids mean to us.

383
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:06,183
And, uh-- And how much they've changed us.

384
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,853
And all I can think to say is,
is that when I was a kid,

385
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:13,649
my dad used to wear pleated trousers
and a button-down shirt on the beach.

386
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,985
And now, he's stood out there,
and he's dressed as a wizard with a wand

387
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:20,322
that I know, for a fact,
he went back and bought separately.

388
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,908
They've done that in 12 weeks.

389
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,661
Now, we got married today

390
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,456
because we couldn't imagine
doing it without them.

391
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:35,963
And to be honest, we don't want
to do anything without them anymore.

392
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,468
And that's all I wanted to say.

393
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:48,976
Right. Thank you for that.
I was just confirming names, though.

394
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,019
Oh, right.

395
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,230
So, Jason Ross?

396
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,983
Yes, Your Honor.
That was me talking, obviously. Thank you.

397
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,735
-Nikki Newman?
-Yes.

398
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,529
And a Mrs. Beverly Reid.

399
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:01,864
Yes.

400
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:05,868
Okay. So, we are here for Princess
and Tyler. Thank you all for coming.

401
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:09,788
I believe there's a family statement
by Mrs. Reid. Is that correct?

402
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:11,748
-Yeah.
-Mrs. Reid.

403
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,261
Bloody hell, she's brought dividers.

404
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,430
[clears throat]

405
00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:34,897
They have no flat, they have no money,
and they have a gambling problem.

406
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,816
Sorry, that money was invested.
It wasn't gambled.

407
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,527
It's an addiction, like his drinking.

408
00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:42,571
He-- He doesn't have a drinking problem.

409
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,199
If anything,
he's the one that's always telling me to--

410
00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,369
He doesn't--
He doesn't have a drinking problem.

411
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:52,206
They don't dress Princess warmly enough.
Her coat's always undone.

412
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,583
Objection, Your Honor.
Her jumper's very thick.

413
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,001
Tyler never wears his mittens.

414
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,920
Sorry, no,
he won't wear his mittens outside

415
00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,630
because he doesn't want them to get cold.

416
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:04,510
He drives erratically. Like an Italian.
Might be the drinking.

417
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,720
-Okay, okay. Sorry--
-[judge] Oh, sit down.

418
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,057
-This is not a rap battle.
-But we're nice people.

419
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,434
They're too nice!
They're not tough enough.

420
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:16,021
We are tough. We are tough!
I've got a tattoo.

421
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,273
[sighs] Yes?

422
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,693
Sorry, I stood up there without knowing
what I was going to say.

423
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,780
Well, this is going tremendously well.

424
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,824
-I don't want them to have them.
-[Nikki] Why not?

425
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:34,373
I've already lost my daughter.
I won't lose them too.

426
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,171
Is that what you think that we want?

427
00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:57,688
I think we should take a little break
and go back to our corners.

428
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:11,994
She doesn't hate us.

429
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,081
She just loves them.

430
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,921
-[Freddy] Hey! Aw, there you go.
-[person 1] Whoa!

431
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,298
[chattering, laughing]

432
00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:28,093
[sighs]
I'm headed to the toilet, babe, all right?

433
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,762
[sighs]

434
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,683
[children chattering]

435
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,478
[children giggling]

436
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:44,151
-[Sandra chattering]
-[children shouting, laughing]

437
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,114
[Sandra] Now, now. Children!

438
00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:53,410
I know what it's like
to nearly lose these kids.

439
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,456
No one's losing anyone anymore.

440
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,793
They'll never be all ours.

441
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,005
We'd want you there.

442
00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:08,717
Tyler! What did I tell you?
What did I tell you, Tyler?

443
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,678
I mean, you'd still only be
the second scariest grandmother.

444
00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:14,139
[Bev chuckling, sniffles]

445
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:15,891
[Tyler] It! You're it.

446
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,228
I have to think about
what my daughter would want for them.

447
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:21,480
[exhales sharply]

448
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,275
And I don't know. I don't--

449
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,991
-Nik, we should go back in there, babe.
-Yeah.

450
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:48,048
I think you should go back in there,
and you say whatever you want.

451
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:55,848
'Cause you're their grandmother,
and you can do what you like.

452
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,479
[children giggling]

453
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:05,232
[Sandra] Now, now. [shushing]

454
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:08,652
What did I tell you? Be quiet.

455
00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:13,407
Okay. I trust we've all taken a breath.

456
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:14,491
[Nikki] Hmm.

457
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:17,452
Mrs. Reid says she'd like to continue.

458
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,162
Yeah.

459
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:23,542
[inhales sharply, exhales deeply]

460
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:38,974
Uh, I think maybe she would want this.

461
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:40,851
My daughter.

462
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:47,024
Uh, I think that's why
she called her Princess.

463
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,233
[breathing shakily]

464
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:50,652
Because, uh, princesses get rescued.

465
00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:01,496
Just look after them. [sighs]

466
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:27,648
[chuckles]

467
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:32,736
[sniffles]

468
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,620
[cheering, laughing]

469
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:46,124
Ah. We should put our arms down.

470
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,335
It looks like
we've had our convictions quashed.

471
00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:49,419
Come on then!

472
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,923
[children] Yay!

473
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,132
[Nikki] Oh, you.

474
00:27:54,216 --> 00:27:55,843
[grunts] Giraffes are heavy!

475
00:27:58,512 --> 00:27:59,680
[Sandra] Look at you!

476
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,019
It was really touch and go
for a while there. Yeah.

477
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:07,604
Bev.

478
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,441
-Come meet everyone.
-Oh, I can't do that, darling.

479
00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,402
-No, we really want you to.
-No.

480
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:20,117
Oh, all right. Yeah, all right. [chuckles]

481
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:23,453
[mouthing words] Great.

482
00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:24,746
[mouthing words] Thank you.

483
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,249
Everyone, this is Bev.

484
00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:28,876
-Hello, Bev!
-Hi, Bev.

485
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:31,670
-Bev, this is everyone.
-Oh, hello, everyone.

486
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:35,799
[cheering, laughing]

487
00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:44,558
[chattering]

488
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,355
[sighs]

489
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,029
So, this is it.

490
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,240
-The end of the beginning.
-Yeah.

491
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:05,037
I think
that this is what everything looks like.

492
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,121
[Nikki chuckles]

493
00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:10,375
I'm sad not to do it all in this place.

494
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,421
-Where we gonna go?
-I don't know.

495
00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:18,884
I don't know, but I will be with you
every step of the way. Okay?

496
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,098
Gotta start packing things up into boxes.

497
00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:26,099
-[gasps]
-[Jason] Okay.

498
00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:29,269
-Best of luck with it. I'll see you later.
-Oh, fun. You're very fun.

499
00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:36,109
-Jase. This is why you lose your keys.
-They're not my keys.

500
00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:38,195
-Mine are in my pocket.
-They're not my keys.

501
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:41,532
-Did you get some cut? No?
-[chuckling] No. Just check.

502
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:50,123
-[key turns, door opens]
-[Nikki] They work.

503
00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:51,208
Weird.

504
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,418
We can talk about rent
when you've got a moment.

505
00:29:53,502 --> 00:29:54,837
Hmm?

506
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,131
I had some money from the house sale,
and I need a revenue stream.

507
00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:01,426
I mean, I will need you out
by the time Lauren turns 21.

508
00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:02,970
Freddy.

509
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,638
Look, I-- I have this habit

510
00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:07,808
of only realizing
how much I love people after they leave.

511
00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:12,521
So, I think the best thing is if you two
just stay right where you are.

512
00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,941
-Oh. [chuckles]
-Bloody hell, mate.

513
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:18,986
See? Not an arsehole.

514
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:21,363
[all chuckling]

515
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:23,574
Rental rates have stayed stagnant
for a while,

516
00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:25,617
so you may see an above-inflation rise.

517
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,372
[all chuckling]

518
00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,957
[exhales]
All right, this is getting weird.

519
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,293
[grunts]
Rent's due first of every month, yeah?

520
00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,171
I mean…

521
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:40,215
-[Nikki chuckles]
-[Jason sighs]

522
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,509
[acoustic pop ballad playing]

523
00:30:45,304 --> 00:30:47,347
[typing]

524
00:31:58,168 --> 00:31:59,169
[Tyler] Mum!

525
00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,216
-[Tyler] Mum!
-[Princess] Mum!

526
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:08,595
Oh, God.

527
00:32:09,638 --> 00:32:11,014
That's me.

528
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:12,474
Yep.

529
00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:17,396
[Nikki] Okay, kids. I'm coming.

530
00:32:21,358 --> 00:32:24,486
[song continues]