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I'm sorry.
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-I can't.
-Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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-I shouldn't have
tried to kiss you...
-No, no.
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Don't be sorry. I'm sorry.
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You shouldn't be sorry.
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Well, neither one of us
should be sorry.
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You're right.
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BOTH:
Sorry.
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It's just...
we were having a good time,
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and I thought
you were looking at my mouth,
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but maybe that's
'cause these two teeth are fake.
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When I was ten, Donna Grasley
pushed me off the swings
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'cause I tried to kiss her,
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and I am starting to see
a pattern here.
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No, don't feel bad.
Uh, we were having a moment.
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You know, the lights, the music.
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I've got a little smoky eye
thing going on.
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I did a YouTube tutorial.
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But Max is my boyfriend. I...
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I know.
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Please don't tell him
about this.
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Oh, Zoey,
I-I have to tell him.
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We don't keep things like this
from each other.
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But this is important.
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He doesn't know I'm gay.
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Oh.
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Oh, I didn't know
you were gay, either.
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Though you did kiss me.
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Sometimes I worry
I'd be a terrible detective.
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I don't tell people I work with.
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I've barely told anyone.
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Just a couple of close friends
and a lady I met
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on the plane once, but that was
'cause she looked like Tina Fey.
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You get it.
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Max won't say anything.
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You can trust us.
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I can't risk it, Kat.
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No one is buying a country album
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about how much I want to
hook up with Tina Fey.
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Okay, okay.
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Glasses, super smart,
lovable goofball.
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Girl's got a type.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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"You plus me times forever
equals us"?
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"You're a-meow-zing"?
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(sighs) Snowball.
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You have no idea.
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-Oh, hey.
-Hey, hey.
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Shh, go back night night.
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-Ah. (chuckles)
-Shh, night night.
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I was trying to stay up
to see you, but I think
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-doing all that math
made me tired.
-(chuckles)
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It's really cute, thank you.
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I'll explain tomorrow why this
equation is a total disaster.
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(chuckles) How was karaoke?
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Oh, it was really fun.
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-Yeah, did all my faves.
-Mm.
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Vanilla Ice, Bon Jovi,
a little Katy Perry.
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-"I Kissed a Girl"?
-I did not...
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...sing that song.
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I'm sorry we fought earlier.
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I should have just
joined you guys.
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I'm glad that you and Zoey
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are getting to know
each other, though.
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Oh, I-I wouldn't say we're
getting to know each other.
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Like, what's her favorite color?
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You know,
what's her birth stone?
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What's her middle name?
It could be anything.
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You know, like Ginger,
Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell.
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I don't know.
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Well, we're both up.
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Maybe you plus me
equals sexy time?
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Max, I-I need
to tell you something.
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Okay.
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I-I've been going back and forth
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about whether I should even
say anything,
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But I-I just...
I think I have to.
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Um...
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Earlier tonight, I...
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...got us both Taco Bell
and I ate yours in the car.
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Wow.
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One question.
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Did you do it just to hurt me?
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(laughs)
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Here you go.
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One sugar-free
vanilla nonfat latte.
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Uh, I ordered a chocolate peanut
butter smoothie and a muffin.
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I know, but your wife and
your arteries will thank me.
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No, no, no. I-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Uh, let me get you that muffin.
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No, no. She's right.
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Mother, I told you--
no body shaming the customers
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or the cats.
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You're not fat, you're fluffy.
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So, have we finally decided
on a color for the cabinets?
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Green is very trendy right now.
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It's the Brazilian butt lift
of paint.
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Are we worried that green
is gonna make us crave pizza?
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-What?
-Here we go again.
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Green?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Pizza? I can't believe
I had to explain that.
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What about blue?
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Are you kidding me?
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I said blue two weeks ago
and you loved it at first,
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but then you said
your favorite shirt was blue
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and it makes you happy
every time you wear it,
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so if your kitchen was blue,
you would always be happy,
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which means when you wore
your favorite shirt
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it wouldn't mean anything.
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Yeah, I can't
do that to Shirty.
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Well, I can't do this anymore.
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Go to the store
and buy the butt green paint.
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And by the way,
Shirty makes you look fat.
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(gasps) Well, now the cabinets
can be any color
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'cause I'll never
be happy again.
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Hey, can I talk to you all
a second?
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-I'm working.
-Oh, my break's over.
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Someone kissed me.
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-I've got time.
-Ooh, spill that tea.
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I've been sworn to secrecy, so
I can't reveal any identities,
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but rest assured, this kiss
was illicit and forbidden.
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And imaginary?
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Oh, trust me, she was real.
(gasps)
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He was re... They were real.
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No, I made it up.
I lie for attention.
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I knew it.
You're a lesbian.
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I wish your father was alive
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so I could tell him
"I told you so."
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Mother, I'm not gay.
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Oh, really?
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Well, your shoes
tell a different story.
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The question is
should I tell Max about it?
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Depends on the kiss.
Did you linger?
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Technically,
how long is lingering?
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-She lingered.
-Yeah, she did.
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I don't have feelings
for this person,
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so do I tell Max?
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I don't think
you need to tell him.
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No harm, no foul.
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Although if I kissed a woman,
I would definitely tell Carter.
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I would never have to get him
another birthday present
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for the rest of his life.
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What up, YouTube?
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This is your girl Randi with
another episode of Hot Lots.
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I gave Carter the day off
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because while he can't
make any decisions,
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I am this close
to making a big one.
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Plus, he got upset
when he realized
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the stripping we're doing today
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is just taking off
this paneling.
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I was equally disappointed.
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Apparently,
I waxed for nothing.
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(chuckles)
Okay, now I'm gonna wedge
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my handy-dandy pry bar
in here, and...
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Voilà!
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Uh, all right, I s-I said...
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I said...
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voilà!
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Maybe if we do
the other kind of stripping
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a man will show up and help.
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J-Just turn off the damn camera.
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See?
See how easy that was?
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(panting)
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Now, this is the type of thing
you can do yourself
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so there's no reason to, um...
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...pay anybody.
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Uh-oh.
Instead of taking videos,
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it seems I took
three photos of you.
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Are you serious right now?
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Yes, and they are not good.
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Oh, I'm so sick
of this stupid project!
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What makes me think that
we could build our own condo?
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I don't even like building
my own Grand Slam at Denny's.
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Just give me the original.
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Eggs, bacon,
sausage and coffee,
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just like my mama,
'cause she cold and Black.
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Okay, I got the video working,
but now it's me.
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Hello, beautiful.
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Wait.
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What?
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Oh.
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00:07:00,312 --> 00:07:03,171
It's, like, a weird little room.
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Okay.
Please, God, no bodies.
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No bodies, no bodies.
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Ooh, delightful.
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Oh, this is where you can
hang the sex swing.
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Oops, I just spoiled
your wedding gift.
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♪ And the night will burn ♪
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♪ Like a fire ♪
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♪ But our love will last ♪
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♪ Like a... ♪
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♪ COVID denier. ♪
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Will you help me out here?
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Sweet Rosie O'Donnell,
what is she doing here?
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Aah! Hot! Hot!
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Kat?
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'Sup?
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, totally.
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I was just, uh, doing the, uh,
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"fall down the stairs with hot
coffee challenge" to end racism.
202
00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:04,891
Okay. Do you want a towel
or a clean T-shirt?
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00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:07,301
-Maybe an MRI?
-No, I'm-I'm good.
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00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,379
Hello, Zoey.
(chuckles)
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:14,308
So, how's-how's it going here?
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Doing your-your writing thang?
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Singing your songs,
rocking and rolling,
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jingling and jangling,
riffing and raffing?
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00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:24,002
(short chuckle) Maybe I hit
my head harder than I thought.
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Uh, today's been a grind.
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Yeah, maybe we should
just call it.
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I can't focus.
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Oh, no, I think
I'm distracting her.
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This coffee has made my shirt
cling in all the right places.
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Oh, okay.
Yeah, we can...
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I guess we can just
pick it up tomorrow.
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-Great, see you.
-(chuckles)
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See you.
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May the road rise to...
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-(door closes)
-meet your feet.
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Did Zoey seem weird to you?
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No.
Not at all.
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00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:52,513
Not at all, but, you know,
look who you're asking--
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a 41-year-old
who owns a cat café.
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Lovable goofball.
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I don't know.
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She barely said a word to me
all morning.
230
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,041
God, I hope
I didn't offend her.
231
00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:06,286
I don't mean to look
down her shirt, I'm just tall.
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Max, I'm-I'm sure it's nothing.
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00:09:08,364 --> 00:09:09,864
It doesn't feel like nothing.
234
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,384
It feels like
she doesn't like me
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or she doesn't
think I'm talented, or...
236
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,446
God, I just wish
I knew what I did.
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Maybe I'll text her.
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Max, i-it's not you.
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Last night...
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...Zoey and I kissed.
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What?
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I know, and I wanted to tell you
right when it happened,
243
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but she's not out.
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That's why she's been
so freaking weird.
245
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I'm-I'm sorry. We had
just sung "Teenage Dream,"
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and you know what that's like.
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How could you do that?
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You know how important
this is to me. God, Kat.
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-Well, give me
a second to explain.
-I got to go fix this.
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Max, I...
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For legal reasons,
Fox has asked me to tell you
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not to attempt
the "fall down the stairs
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00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,985
with hot coffee challenge."
254
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,413
-WOMAN (over phone): Breathe in.
-(inhales deeply)
255
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,840
-Breathe out.
-(exhales)
256
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,768
Welcome to
the Bad Bitch Relaxation App,
257
00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:06,253
where we'll help you
feel okurrr!
258
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,331
Ooh, yeah,
I know that's right.
259
00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:10,591
Skrrt, skrrt!
(laughs)
260
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,777
(phone vibrates)
261
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,671
Hey, babe.
How was the paint store?
262
00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:17,264
Well, I got to thinking.
263
00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:19,767
Are we really
green cabinet people?
264
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,010
I thought so.
265
00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:23,863
Well, I thought so, too,
until Keith weighed in.
266
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,773
I-Is Keith the paint guy?
267
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,958
No, that's Roger.
268
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,960
Keith was in the parking lot
selling candy bars.
269
00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:31,212
He's the one who convinced me
to go back inside.
270
00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:33,206
Can you come down to the garage
271
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,524
and help
me bring up all these samples?
272
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,542
Samples?
I thought we agreed that we...
273
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,637
I know, but I got 12
that I really like,
274
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:40,046
eight I think you'll like,
275
00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:42,715
and four more that Keith said
matched my aura.
276
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,226
I'm magenta dominant.
277
00:10:47,889 --> 00:10:50,223
Lord, you cannot kill
your fiancé,
278
00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:52,466
you are too hot for prison.
279
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,654
I-I'm not at home.
I had to go back to work.
280
00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:56,971
Why?
281
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,824
Because Kat got stuck
in the pastry case.
282
00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:01,993
Yeah, I told her that
she couldn't fit,
283
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,070
and boy, did she prove me wrong.
(chuckles)
284
00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,997
So now we're waiting
for the fire department.
285
00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:07,891
Ooh, ooh, that's them now.
286
00:11:07,909 --> 00:11:10,126
(imitates siren)
I got to go.
287
00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:18,084
Ooh!
288
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,012
What am I doing?
This is crazy.
289
00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:27,668
All right, quitting time.
290
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,504
Uh, in a half hour, but sure.
291
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,749
Don't forget,
I got here late this morning,
292
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,767
so it all evens out.
293
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,769
Well, did you at least
empty the garbage?
294
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,197
-Nah.
-Did you clean the litter boxes?
295
00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:40,924
-No.
-Okay, well, did you...
296
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:43,034
I'm gonna stop you right there.
I didn't.
297
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:47,205
Hey, where have you been?
I've been texting you.
298
00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,023
Zoey doesn't want
to work with me anymore.
299
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,357
What? Why?
300
00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:52,210
Yeah, because of what happened
with you two.
301
00:11:52,361 --> 00:11:53,878
Hold up.
302
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,547
Zoey's the person
who kissed you?
303
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,364
I thought you were leaving.
304
00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,009
Are you kidding?
I got half an hour left.
305
00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,630
You know how much I needed
this thing with Zoey.
306
00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:07,967
Do you get how bad it looks
that she's dumping me like this?
307
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,562
My manager is freaking out.
He could drop me.
308
00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:13,064
Okay, well, you're acting
like I did this on purpose.
309
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:14,457
It doesn't matter!
310
00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,567
You spend one night with Zoey
311
00:12:15,794 --> 00:12:17,293
and you screw everything up.
312
00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:18,644
Hey, I was only out with her
313
00:12:18,797 --> 00:12:19,979
'cause you barely
have time for me anymore.
314
00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,148
Do you even care
about my feelings here?
315
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:25,485
(scoffs) I have bigger problems
than your feelings.
316
00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:29,305
I am over 40
in a business where 25 is old.
317
00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:31,082
-This may have been
my last shot.
-All right,
318
00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:33,918
-come on, Max, I...
-Just do me a favor--
319
00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,587
stay out of my career.
320
00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:41,593
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
321
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,077
Is there anything I can do?
322
00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,095
I don't think so.
323
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,264
All right, quitting time.
324
00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,014
WOMAN (over phone):
Now it's time for a check-in
325
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,500
with your fine-ass self,
okurrr?
326
00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:59,502
Repeat after me.
327
00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:02,839
-I am beautiful.
-I am beautiful.
328
00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:05,599
I am done messing
with SoundCloud rappers.
329
00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:08,769
Damn, girl, where were you
when I was 24?
330
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,513
-(phone chimes)
-Oh.
331
00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,198
All right, I'm gonna
go get my phone charger
332
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,275
and see if the printer is done
with my picture of Barack.
333
00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:16,628
The one in the tan suit.
You know what's up.
334
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,946
-(laughs)
-CARTER: Hey, Randi?
335
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,615
I got a bunch of tile
for us to look at.
336
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,051
Then again...
337
00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:28,197
She must have
left for work already.
338
00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:31,792
If Randi was my girl,
she'd never have to work.
339
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,202
Like you could support a woman.
340
00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:36,055
Man, you're so broke,
your Venmo says "Ven-no."
341
00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:38,391
All I said was "if."
342
00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:39,967
You're mean.
343
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,878
Hey, let's go.
344
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,637
It's only a matter of time
before the customers realize
345
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,281
we locked them in the bar.
346
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:50,053
"Randi, you know
you too good for Carter."
347
00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,579
Ooh, Drake, I know.
348
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,457
-(door closes)
-Mm.
349
00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:59,078
Oh, no.
350
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:02,823
Hello? Hello?
351
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,343
Oh, damn.
352
00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:08,254
Well, at least
I'm stuck here with you.
353
00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:10,014
(chuckles)
354
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,059
This is not okurrr.
355
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,430
-Nope.
-Look,
356
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:18,690
I-I know you're mad.
357
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,358
Please let me try
and make this right.
358
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:21,751
I don't want to talk to you.
359
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,403
Well, just hear me out.
360
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,589
Also, try
not to look at my feet.
361
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:28,867
I know these shoes
are as irresistible
362
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,443
as they are
affordably comfortable.
363
00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:33,020
I think you're confusing
gay women's shoes
364
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,081
with old people shoes.
365
00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,025
Make it fast.
366
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:40,712
Well, first of all, no one
blames you for kissing me.
367
00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:42,438
It's these damn lips.
368
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:43,940
I was actually
awarded Most Kissable
369
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:47,093
at Jewish magic camp,
Camp Ezra Cadabra.
370
00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,870
Do you think this is funny?
371
00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:51,948
'Cause I couldn't sleep
last night.
372
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,799
I haven't been in Louisville
a minute,
373
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,560
and now two people I barely know
374
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:59,713
and clearly can't trust
could out me and kill my career.
375
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,232
We're not gonna out you.
376
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:04,068
A-And also, people are so much
more accepting these days.
377
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:07,647
Really? Name three country
music stars that are out.
378
00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:10,074
Uh... Brandi Carlisle,
379
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:12,911
that guy from Brothers Osborne,
380
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:15,988
um, and the cowboy
from the Village People.
381
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,916
I'm pretty sure he's out.
382
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,308
Exactly.
383
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,144
And I know I shouldn't
have kissed you,
384
00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:22,903
you have a boyfriend,
385
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,647
but when you spend your
whole life hiding who you are,
386
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:27,425
at some point you're gonna make
an incredibly stupid mistake.
387
00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:31,745
Well, I... I wouldn't say
incredibly stupid.
388
00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:36,100
Please, Zoey, don't let
what happened between us
389
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,436
mess things up for you and Max.
390
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,605
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
391
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:43,924
You can give this business
everything you got,
392
00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:45,610
and it's still
probably not gonna happen.
393
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:49,072
Why the hell would I
make it harder on myself?
394
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:51,616
Okay, you're right.
395
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:55,102
And I will never know
what it's like to not feel safe
396
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,622
sharing who I am with the world.
397
00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:03,369
But wouldn't it be nice
for you to work with one person
398
00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:06,506
who you know accepts you
for who you are?
399
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,052
Just promise me
you'll think about it.
400
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:16,641
And also, wouldn't it be fun
to occasionally
401
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:20,228
crush it at karaoke with
a certain Tina Fey look-alike?
402
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,723
(vocalizes "U Can't Touch This")
403
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,150
-Stop.
-♪ Hammer time. ♪
404
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:32,323
♪ That girl is poison ♪
405
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,899
♪ Poison ♪
406
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,327
-♪ Poison ♪
-Carter?!
407
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:37,903
♪ Never trust a big butt
and a smile ♪
408
00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:40,981
♪ That girl is poison... ♪
409
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,126
Carter! Carter!
410
00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,504
-Randi?
-Yes. It's me.
411
00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:50,341
Are you a ghost? Have you been
a ghost this whole time?
412
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,844
Oh, I knew you were
too hot for me.
413
00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:56,514
I'm stuck in a crawl space
behind the wall.
414
00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:58,908
-What? Where?
-Over here.
415
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:01,410
Something's blocking me in.
416
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:04,022
Oh, damn.
417
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,933
I got you, baby.
418
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,268
(straining)
419
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,087
Oh, thank God.
420
00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,864
Oh, what's this?
421
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:16,034
Oh, you got a secret clubhouse?
422
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,352
Aw, hell no,
they get to be in the club?
423
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,113
This is why my printer's
out of ink?
424
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,207
When I was taking the paneling
off the wall,
425
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,375
I found this little room,
426
00:17:24,568 --> 00:17:26,118
and I made into
a secret hideaway.
427
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,378
Why didn't you tell me about it?
428
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,863
Because I was hiding
away from you.
429
00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,549
Me? I'm adorable.
430
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,718
Remember when I thought
you were a ghost?
431
00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:37,630
I love you, but this renovation
is driving me crazy.
432
00:17:37,782 --> 00:17:39,615
It's taking forever
and you keep changing your mind
433
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,950
about every damn thing.
434
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,635
I just want to
make our place perfect.
435
00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:43,953
Baby, I'm marrying you,
436
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:46,380
obviously I don't care
about perfect.
437
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,624
Look, even if we're not sure
about something,
438
00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:50,902
it's okay,
we can always change it later.
439
00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:52,461
That's true.
440
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,739
You know, there is one thing
that I'm sure about.
441
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,576
It's that I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
442
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,486
Aw.
Me too, baby.
443
00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:01,728
-(chuckles)
-Just you,
444
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,916
me and the blue cabinets
I originally wanted.
445
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,084
Whatever you want.
446
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:07,310
Although green is...
447
00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:10,296
-I said blue!
-Okay.
448
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,006
-Hey.
-Hey.
449
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,916
I got you a Mexican pizza.
450
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,010
And I know
you don't allow flowers
451
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:26,604
because they are
poisonous to cats,
452
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,348
but, uh, I just wanted to
get you something that says,
453
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,026
"I'm sorry that
I was such a jackass."
454
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:38,449
No cats were harmed
in the making of this apology.
455
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,859
(Max chuckles)
456
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,436
Zoey wants to work
with me again.
457
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,937
That's great.
458
00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:47,625
And I know it's because you went
to see her, so thank you.
459
00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:49,702
Max, come sit down.
460
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,538
Uh-oh, who'd you kiss now?
461
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,549
(both chuckle)
462
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,376
Are you okay?
463
00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,545
Not really.
464
00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:02,306
When you found out
about me and Zoey,
465
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,550
the first thing you did
was run after her.
466
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,218
Kind of felt like
467
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,721
all you cared about
was your career.
468
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:10,815
-That's not true.
-Really?
469
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,634
'Cause you still
haven't asked me about it.
470
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,046
Like, did it mean anything?
Is it gonna happen again?
471
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,714
Did I like it?
472
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:22,218
The answers: no, no, kind of.
473
00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:24,978
Again, jackass.
(chuckles)
474
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,649
That's why there's $38
worth of flowers in the hallway.
475
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,001
No, I-I get it.
476
00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,728
Like, you're happy that
things worked out, but...
477
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,398
if Zoey didn't agree
to work with you again,
478
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,508
would you still
be bringing me flowers?
479
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,735
But it did work out,
480
00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:41,495
so what's the problem?
481
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,348
I've just been thinking about
what you said about your career,
482
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,018
you know, and, like...
how you don't really
483
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:49,020
-have time for my feelings.
-All right,
484
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:51,338
I... I got my priorities
messed up.
485
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,766
Okay?
From now on, I am always
486
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,100
-gonna put you first.
-Right,
487
00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:57,028
but if you do
and things don't work out,
488
00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,104
I kind of feel like
you're gonna blame me.
489
00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:00,256
I would never do that.
490
00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:01,257
No, but that's literally
491
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:02,700
what you did yesterday.
492
00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,945
I know, and I said I'm sorry.
493
00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:07,446
I... What...
494
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:10,291
What else do you want me to do
to fix this?
495
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,672
I think that we should break up.
496
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:18,699
What?
497
00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:21,260
Yeah.
498
00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:24,630
Kat. Come on.
499
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,057
This is insane.
500
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,184
No, it-it's really not.
501
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:34,139
So, what, your mind
is just made up?
502
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,293
You're not even gonna
talk about this?
503
00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:38,552
This is me talking about it,
504
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,554
and I'm just telling you
that I've decided
505
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,815
that this is what's best
for both of us.
506
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,076
W... Oh, wow. I'm so...
I'm so glad
507
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:48,246
that you have figured out
what is best for me.
508
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,413
Thank you so much.
509
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,624
-Okay, Max, you don't have...
-Whatever.
510
00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:57,946
(door opens)
511
00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,258
This is what's best for me.
512
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,910
("Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe
playing)
513
00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:08,057
♪ That girl is poison ♪
514
00:21:10,161 --> 00:21:12,495
♪ Never trust a big butt
and a smile ♪
515
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,589
♪ That girl is poison ♪
516
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,191
♪ Poison ♪
517
00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:21,670
♪ If I were you ♪
518
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,948
♪ I'd take precaution ♪
519
00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:26,767
♪ Before I start to meet
a fly girl ♪
520
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:31,938
♪ You know,
'cause in some portions. ♪
521
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