1 00:00:03,896 --> 00:00:05,004 I'm sorry. 2 00:00:05,748 --> 00:00:07,080 -I can't. -Oh, no, I'm sorry. 3 00:00:07,233 --> 00:00:08,732 -I shouldn't have tried to kiss you... -No, no. 4 00:00:08,734 --> 00:00:10,067 Don't be sorry. I'm sorry. 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,251 You shouldn't be sorry. 6 00:00:11,403 --> 00:00:12,660 Well, neither one of us should be sorry. 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,737 You're right. 8 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:15,072 BOTH: Sorry. 9 00:00:15,165 --> 00:00:17,574 It's just... we were having a good time, 10 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:19,409 and I thought you were looking at my mouth, 11 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:21,261 but maybe that's 'cause these two teeth are fake. 12 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:23,188 When I was ten, Donna Grasley pushed me off the swings 13 00:00:23,415 --> 00:00:24,581 'cause I tried to kiss her, 14 00:00:24,641 --> 00:00:26,099 and I am starting to see a pattern here. 15 00:00:26,252 --> 00:00:28,343 No, don't feel bad. Uh, we were having a moment. 16 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,920 You know, the lights, the music. 17 00:00:30,013 --> 00:00:31,530 I've got a little smoky eye thing going on. 18 00:00:31,681 --> 00:00:32,923 I did a YouTube tutorial. 19 00:00:32,941 --> 00:00:35,926 But Max is my boyfriend. I... 20 00:00:35,944 --> 00:00:37,369 I know. 21 00:00:37,596 --> 00:00:39,279 Please don't tell him about this. 22 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,765 Oh, Zoey, I-I have to tell him. 23 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:43,767 We don't keep things like this from each other. 24 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:44,951 But this is important. 25 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,453 He doesn't know I'm gay. 26 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,880 Oh. 27 00:00:48,031 --> 00:00:50,123 Oh, I didn't know you were gay, either. 28 00:00:50,276 --> 00:00:51,441 Though you did kiss me. 29 00:00:51,535 --> 00:00:53,293 Sometimes I worry I'd be a terrible detective. 30 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:55,370 I don't tell people I work with. 31 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,613 I've barely told anyone. 32 00:00:56,706 --> 00:00:58,615 Just a couple of close friends and a lady I met 33 00:00:58,634 --> 00:01:01,376 on the plane once, but that was 'cause she looked like Tina Fey. 34 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,544 You get it. 35 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,970 Max won't say anything. 36 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,289 You can trust us. 37 00:01:05,307 --> 00:01:06,381 I can't risk it, Kat. 38 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,882 No one is buying a country album 39 00:01:07,976 --> 00:01:09,626 about how much I want to hook up with Tina Fey. 40 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:11,570 Okay, okay. 41 00:01:12,464 --> 00:01:15,574 Glasses, super smart, lovable goofball. 42 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:17,034 Girl's got a type. 43 00:01:17,986 --> 00:01:19,578 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 44 00:01:19,729 --> 00:01:22,956 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 45 00:01:24,143 --> 00:01:26,919 "You plus me times forever equals us"? 46 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:28,587 "You're a-meow-zing"? 47 00:01:28,738 --> 00:01:30,589 (sighs) Snowball. 48 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,174 You have no idea. 49 00:01:35,838 --> 00:01:37,654 -Oh, hey. -Hey, hey. 50 00:01:37,747 --> 00:01:39,005 Shh, go back night night. 51 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,432 -Ah. (chuckles) -Shh, night night. 52 00:01:40,584 --> 00:01:42,101 I was trying to stay up to see you, but I think 53 00:01:42,328 --> 00:01:44,252 -doing all that math made me tired. -(chuckles) 54 00:01:44,346 --> 00:01:45,920 It's really cute, thank you. 55 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:49,015 I'll explain tomorrow why this equation is a total disaster. 56 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:51,593 (chuckles) How was karaoke? 57 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,170 Oh, it was really fun. 58 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:55,005 -Yeah, did all my faves. -Mm. 59 00:01:55,023 --> 00:01:57,282 Vanilla Ice, Bon Jovi, a little Katy Perry. 60 00:01:57,434 --> 00:01:59,701 -"I Kissed a Girl"? -I did not... 61 00:02:00,529 --> 00:02:01,829 ...sing that song. 62 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,014 I'm sorry we fought earlier. 63 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:05,624 I should have just joined you guys. 64 00:02:05,775 --> 00:02:07,017 I'm glad that you and Zoey 65 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:08,610 are getting to know each other, though. 66 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,704 Oh, I-I wouldn't say we're getting to know each other. 67 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,356 Like, what's her favorite color? 68 00:02:12,374 --> 00:02:13,799 You know, what's her birth stone? 69 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,450 What's her middle name? It could be anything. 70 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,952 You know, like Ginger, Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell. 71 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:18,971 I don't know. 72 00:02:19,198 --> 00:02:20,955 Well, we're both up. 73 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:25,369 Maybe you plus me equals sexy time? 74 00:02:25,387 --> 00:02:27,479 Max, I-I need to tell you something. 75 00:02:27,665 --> 00:02:29,039 Okay. 76 00:02:29,132 --> 00:02:30,374 I-I've been going back and forth 77 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:31,966 about whether I should even say anything, 78 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:34,153 But I-I just... I think I have to. 79 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:35,696 Um... 80 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:39,700 Earlier tonight, I... 81 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,746 ...got us both Taco Bell and I ate yours in the car. 82 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:48,125 Wow. 83 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:51,545 One question. 84 00:02:52,489 --> 00:02:54,590 Did you do it just to hurt me? 85 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:58,135 (laughs) 86 00:03:02,408 --> 00:03:03,907 Here you go. 87 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,743 One sugar-free vanilla nonfat latte. 88 00:03:06,836 --> 00:03:09,746 Uh, I ordered a chocolate peanut butter smoothie and a muffin. 89 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:13,508 I know, but your wife and your arteries will thank me. 90 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,602 No, no, no. I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 91 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,937 Uh, let me get you that muffin. 92 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:19,156 No, no. She's right. 93 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:24,352 Mother, I told you-- no body shaming the customers 94 00:03:24,446 --> 00:03:25,779 or the cats. 95 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:28,281 You're not fat, you're fluffy. 96 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:32,602 So, have we finally decided on a color for the cabinets? 97 00:03:32,696 --> 00:03:34,862 Green is very trendy right now. 98 00:03:34,957 --> 00:03:37,941 It's the Brazilian butt lift of paint. 99 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,868 Are we worried that green is gonna make us crave pizza? 100 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:42,370 -What? -Here we go again. 101 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,389 Green? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 102 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:47,542 Pizza? I can't believe I had to explain that. 103 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,785 What about blue? 104 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:50,229 Are you kidding me? 105 00:03:50,456 --> 00:03:52,547 I said blue two weeks ago and you loved it at first, 106 00:03:52,641 --> 00:03:54,624 but then you said your favorite shirt was blue 107 00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:56,643 and it makes you happy every time you wear it, 108 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,720 so if your kitchen was blue, you would always be happy, 109 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:00,572 which means when you wore your favorite shirt 110 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:02,407 it wouldn't mean anything. 111 00:04:02,559 --> 00:04:05,059 Yeah, I can't do that to Shirty. 112 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:06,820 Well, I can't do this anymore. 113 00:04:06,972 --> 00:04:08,896 Go to the store and buy the butt green paint. 114 00:04:08,991 --> 00:04:10,807 And by the way, Shirty makes you look fat. 115 00:04:10,826 --> 00:04:13,252 (gasps) Well, now the cabinets can be any color 116 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:15,629 'cause I'll never be happy again. 117 00:04:17,407 --> 00:04:18,999 Hey, can I talk to you all a second? 118 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,575 -I'm working. -Oh, my break's over. 119 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,835 Someone kissed me. 120 00:04:21,987 --> 00:04:23,077 -I've got time. -Ooh, spill that tea. 121 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,840 I've been sworn to secrecy, so I can't reveal any identities, 122 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:30,602 but rest assured, this kiss was illicit and forbidden. 123 00:04:30,829 --> 00:04:32,253 And imaginary? 124 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:34,439 Oh, trust me, she was real. (gasps) 125 00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:36,833 He was re... They were real. 126 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:38,685 No, I made it up. I lie for attention. 127 00:04:38,837 --> 00:04:40,670 I knew it. You're a lesbian. 128 00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:41,929 I wish your father was alive 129 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,541 so I could tell him "I told you so." 130 00:04:44,543 --> 00:04:46,526 Mother, I'm not gay. 131 00:04:46,678 --> 00:04:47,694 Oh, really? 132 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,179 Well, your shoes tell a different story. 133 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:53,107 The question is should I tell Max about it? 134 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,852 Depends on the kiss. Did you linger? 135 00:04:55,945 --> 00:04:58,688 Technically, how long is lingering? 136 00:04:58,707 --> 00:05:00,874 -She lingered. -Yeah, she did. 137 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,950 I don't have feelings for this person, 138 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:03,969 so do I tell Max? 139 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,120 I don't think you need to tell him. 140 00:05:06,214 --> 00:05:07,881 No harm, no foul. 141 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:10,475 Although if I kissed a woman, I would definitely tell Carter. 142 00:05:10,627 --> 00:05:12,126 I would never have to get him another birthday present 143 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:14,062 for the rest of his life. 144 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:17,816 What up, YouTube? 145 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:20,968 This is your girl Randi with another episode of Hot Lots. 146 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:22,379 I gave Carter the day off 147 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,489 because while he can't make any decisions, 148 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:27,233 I am this close to making a big one. 149 00:05:27,386 --> 00:05:28,810 Plus, he got upset when he realized 150 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,053 the stripping we're doing today 151 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:32,405 is just taking off this paneling. 152 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,240 I was equally disappointed. 153 00:05:34,393 --> 00:05:36,835 Apparently, I waxed for nothing. 154 00:05:36,986 --> 00:05:38,562 (chuckles) Okay, now I'm gonna wedge 155 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:42,174 my handy-dandy pry bar in here, and... 156 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,511 Voilà! 157 00:05:46,738 --> 00:05:49,072 Uh, all right, I s-I said... 158 00:05:49,165 --> 00:05:51,908 I said... 159 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:53,334 voilà! 160 00:05:54,096 --> 00:05:56,003 Maybe if we do the other kind of stripping 161 00:05:56,098 --> 00:05:58,915 a man will show up and help. 162 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:02,027 J-Just turn off the damn camera. 163 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:12,596 See? See how easy that was? 164 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:14,114 (panting) 165 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:16,266 Now, this is the type of thing you can do yourself 166 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:19,211 so there's no reason to, um... 167 00:06:20,439 --> 00:06:21,938 ...pay anybody. 168 00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:25,032 Uh-oh. Instead of taking videos, 169 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,278 it seems I took three photos of you. 170 00:06:28,371 --> 00:06:30,280 Are you serious right now? 171 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:32,799 Yes, and they are not good. 172 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:35,060 Oh, I'm so sick of this stupid project! 173 00:06:35,287 --> 00:06:37,954 What makes me think that we could build our own condo? 174 00:06:38,047 --> 00:06:41,291 I don't even like building my own Grand Slam at Denny's. 175 00:06:41,309 --> 00:06:42,459 Just give me the original. 176 00:06:42,552 --> 00:06:45,070 Eggs, bacon, sausage and coffee, 177 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:48,907 just like my mama, 'cause she cold and Black. 178 00:06:49,134 --> 00:06:52,411 Okay, I got the video working, but now it's me. 179 00:06:52,562 --> 00:06:54,971 Hello, beautiful. 180 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:56,665 Wait. 181 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:59,233 What? 182 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:00,160 Oh. 183 00:07:00,312 --> 00:07:03,171 It's, like, a weird little room. 184 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:06,741 Okay. Please, God, no bodies. 185 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,076 No bodies, no bodies. 186 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,504 Ooh, delightful. 187 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:15,725 Oh, this is where you can hang the sex swing. 188 00:07:16,845 --> 00:07:19,646 Oops, I just spoiled your wedding gift. 189 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:28,688 ♪ And the night will burn ♪ 190 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,341 ♪ Like a fire ♪ 191 00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:34,453 ♪ But our love will last ♪ 192 00:07:34,604 --> 00:07:36,121 ♪ Like a... ♪ 193 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:41,609 ♪ COVID denier. ♪ 194 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:43,920 Will you help me out here? 195 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:47,949 Sweet Rosie O'Donnell, what is she doing here? 196 00:07:48,043 --> 00:07:50,135 Aah! Hot! Hot! 197 00:07:50,362 --> 00:07:52,012 Kat? 198 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:54,214 'Sup? 199 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,199 -Are you okay? -Yeah, totally. 200 00:07:56,218 --> 00:07:58,201 I was just, uh, doing the, uh, 201 00:07:58,294 --> 00:08:01,480 "fall down the stairs with hot coffee challenge" to end racism. 202 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:04,891 Okay. Do you want a towel or a clean T-shirt? 203 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:07,301 -Maybe an MRI? -No, I'm-I'm good. 204 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,379 Hello, Zoey. (chuckles) 205 00:08:09,397 --> 00:08:10,563 Hi. 206 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:12,215 Thank you. 207 00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:14,308 So, how's-how's it going here? 208 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,328 Doing your-your writing thang? 209 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:19,072 Singing your songs, rocking and rolling, 210 00:08:19,224 --> 00:08:21,391 jingling and jangling, riffing and raffing? 211 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:24,002 (short chuckle) Maybe I hit my head harder than I thought. 212 00:08:24,153 --> 00:08:25,895 Uh, today's been a grind. 213 00:08:25,914 --> 00:08:28,990 Yeah, maybe we should just call it. 214 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,066 I can't focus. 215 00:08:30,159 --> 00:08:32,177 Oh, no, I think I'm distracting her. 216 00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:36,163 This coffee has made my shirt cling in all the right places. 217 00:08:36,258 --> 00:08:37,907 Oh, okay. Yeah, we can... 218 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:39,259 I guess we can just pick it up tomorrow. 219 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,911 -Great, see you. -(chuckles) 220 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:43,596 See you. 221 00:08:43,749 --> 00:08:45,690 May the road rise to... 222 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:47,600 -(door closes) -meet your feet. 223 00:08:47,753 --> 00:08:49,677 Did Zoey seem weird to you? 224 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,087 No. Not at all. 225 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:52,513 Not at all, but, you know, look who you're asking-- 226 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,367 a 41-year-old who owns a cat café. 227 00:08:55,518 --> 00:08:57,610 Lovable goofball. 228 00:08:57,763 --> 00:08:59,037 I don't know. 229 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:01,373 She barely said a word to me all morning. 230 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,041 God, I hope I didn't offend her. 231 00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:06,286 I don't mean to look down her shirt, I'm just tall. 232 00:09:06,438 --> 00:09:08,271 Max, I'm-I'm sure it's nothing. 233 00:09:08,364 --> 00:09:09,864 It doesn't feel like nothing. 234 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,384 It feels like she doesn't like me 235 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:14,294 or she doesn't think I'm talented, or... 236 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,446 God, I just wish I knew what I did. 237 00:09:16,539 --> 00:09:17,614 Maybe I'll text her. 238 00:09:17,632 --> 00:09:19,683 Max, i-it's not you. 239 00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:22,561 Last night... 240 00:09:23,805 --> 00:09:25,730 ...Zoey and I kissed. 241 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,474 What? 242 00:09:28,627 --> 00:09:30,643 I know, and I wanted to tell you right when it happened, 243 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,886 but she's not out. 244 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,980 That's why she's been so freaking weird. 245 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,575 I'm-I'm sorry. We had just sung "Teenage Dream," 246 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,076 and you know what that's like. 247 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:39,411 How could you do that? 248 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:41,746 You know how important this is to me. God, Kat. 249 00:09:41,973 --> 00:09:45,066 -Well, give me a second to explain. -I got to go fix this. 250 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,626 Max, I... 251 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,406 For legal reasons, Fox has asked me to tell you 252 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,000 not to attempt the "fall down the stairs 253 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,985 with hot coffee challenge." 254 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,413 -WOMAN (over phone): Breathe in. -(inhales deeply) 255 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,840 -Breathe out. -(exhales) 256 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,768 Welcome to the Bad Bitch Relaxation App, 257 00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:06,253 where we'll help you feel okurrr! 258 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,331 Ooh, yeah, I know that's right. 259 00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:10,591 Skrrt, skrrt! (laughs) 260 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,777 (phone vibrates) 261 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,671 Hey, babe. How was the paint store? 262 00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:17,264 Well, I got to thinking. 263 00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:19,767 Are we really green cabinet people? 264 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,010 I thought so. 265 00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:23,863 Well, I thought so, too, until Keith weighed in. 266 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,773 I-Is Keith the paint guy? 267 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,958 No, that's Roger. 268 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,960 Keith was in the parking lot selling candy bars. 269 00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:31,212 He's the one who convinced me to go back inside. 270 00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:33,206 Can you come down to the garage 271 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,524 and help me bring up all these samples? 272 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,542 Samples? I thought we agreed that we... 273 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,637 I know, but I got 12 that I really like, 274 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:40,046 eight I think you'll like, 275 00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:42,715 and four more that Keith said matched my aura. 276 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,226 I'm magenta dominant. 277 00:10:47,889 --> 00:10:50,223 Lord, you cannot kill your fiancé, 278 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:52,466 you are too hot for prison. 279 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,654 I-I'm not at home. I had to go back to work. 280 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:56,971 Why? 281 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,824 Because Kat got stuck in the pastry case. 282 00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:01,993 Yeah, I told her that she couldn't fit, 283 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:04,070 and boy, did she prove me wrong. (chuckles) 284 00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,997 So now we're waiting for the fire department. 285 00:11:06,149 --> 00:11:07,891 Ooh, ooh, that's them now. 286 00:11:07,909 --> 00:11:10,126 (imitates siren) I got to go. 287 00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:18,084 Ooh! 288 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,012 What am I doing? This is crazy. 289 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:27,668 All right, quitting time. 290 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,504 Uh, in a half hour, but sure. 291 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,749 Don't forget, I got here late this morning, 292 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,767 so it all evens out. 293 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,769 Well, did you at least empty the garbage? 294 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,197 -Nah. -Did you clean the litter boxes? 295 00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:40,924 -No. -Okay, well, did you... 296 00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:43,034 I'm gonna stop you right there. I didn't. 297 00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:47,205 Hey, where have you been? I've been texting you. 298 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,023 Zoey doesn't want to work with me anymore. 299 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,357 What? Why? 300 00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:52,210 Yeah, because of what happened with you two. 301 00:11:52,361 --> 00:11:53,878 Hold up. 302 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,547 Zoey's the person who kissed you? 303 00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,364 I thought you were leaving. 304 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,009 Are you kidding? I got half an hour left. 305 00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,630 You know how much I needed this thing with Zoey. 306 00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:07,967 Do you get how bad it looks that she's dumping me like this? 307 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,562 My manager is freaking out. He could drop me. 308 00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:13,064 Okay, well, you're acting like I did this on purpose. 309 00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:14,457 It doesn't matter! 310 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,567 You spend one night with Zoey 311 00:12:15,794 --> 00:12:17,293 and you screw everything up. 312 00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:18,644 Hey, I was only out with her 313 00:12:18,797 --> 00:12:19,979 'cause you barely have time for me anymore. 314 00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,148 Do you even care about my feelings here? 315 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:25,485 (scoffs) I have bigger problems than your feelings. 316 00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:29,305 I am over 40 in a business where 25 is old. 317 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:31,082 -This may have been my last shot. -All right, 318 00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:33,918 -come on, Max, I... -Just do me a favor-- 319 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,587 stay out of my career. 320 00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:41,593 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 321 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,077 Is there anything I can do? 322 00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,095 I don't think so. 323 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,264 All right, quitting time. 324 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,014 WOMAN (over phone): Now it's time for a check-in 325 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,500 with your fine-ass self, okurrr? 326 00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:59,502 Repeat after me. 327 00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:02,839 -I am beautiful. -I am beautiful. 328 00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:05,599 I am done messing with SoundCloud rappers. 329 00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:08,769 Damn, girl, where were you when I was 24? 330 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,513 -(phone chimes) -Oh. 331 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,198 All right, I'm gonna go get my phone charger 332 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,275 and see if the printer is done with my picture of Barack. 333 00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:16,628 The one in the tan suit. You know what's up. 334 00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,946 -(laughs) -CARTER: Hey, Randi? 335 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,615 I got a bunch of tile for us to look at. 336 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,051 Then again... 337 00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:28,197 She must have left for work already. 338 00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:31,792 If Randi was my girl, she'd never have to work. 339 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,202 Like you could support a woman. 340 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:36,055 Man, you're so broke, your Venmo says "Ven-no." 341 00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:38,391 All I said was "if." 342 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:39,967 You're mean. 343 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,878 Hey, let's go. 344 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,637 It's only a matter of time before the customers realize 345 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,281 we locked them in the bar. 346 00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:50,053 "Randi, you know you too good for Carter." 347 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,579 Ooh, Drake, I know. 348 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,457 -(door closes) -Mm. 349 00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:59,078 Oh, no. 350 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:02,823 Hello? Hello? 351 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,343 Oh, damn. 352 00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:08,254 Well, at least I'm stuck here with you. 353 00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:10,014 (chuckles) 354 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,059 This is not okurrr. 355 00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,430 -Nope. -Look, 356 00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:18,690 I-I know you're mad. 357 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,358 Please let me try and make this right. 358 00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:21,751 I don't want to talk to you. 359 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,403 Well, just hear me out. 360 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,589 Also, try not to look at my feet. 361 00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:28,867 I know these shoes are as irresistible 362 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,443 as they are affordably comfortable. 363 00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:33,020 I think you're confusing gay women's shoes 364 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,081 with old people shoes. 365 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,025 Make it fast. 366 00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:40,712 Well, first of all, no one blames you for kissing me. 367 00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:42,438 It's these damn lips. 368 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:43,940 I was actually awarded Most Kissable 369 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:47,093 at Jewish magic camp, Camp Ezra Cadabra. 370 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,870 Do you think this is funny? 371 00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:51,948 'Cause I couldn't sleep last night. 372 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,799 I haven't been in Louisville a minute, 373 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,560 and now two people I barely know 374 00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:59,713 and clearly can't trust could out me and kill my career. 375 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,232 We're not gonna out you. 376 00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:04,068 A-And also, people are so much more accepting these days. 377 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:07,647 Really? Name three country music stars that are out. 378 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:10,074 Uh... Brandi Carlisle, 379 00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:12,911 that guy from Brothers Osborne, 380 00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:15,988 um, and the cowboy from the Village People. 381 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,916 I'm pretty sure he's out. 382 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,308 Exactly. 383 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,144 And I know I shouldn't have kissed you, 384 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:22,903 you have a boyfriend, 385 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,647 but when you spend your whole life hiding who you are, 386 00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:27,425 at some point you're gonna make an incredibly stupid mistake. 387 00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:31,745 Well, I... I wouldn't say incredibly stupid. 388 00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:36,100 Please, Zoey, don't let what happened between us 389 00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,436 mess things up for you and Max. 390 00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,605 You have no idea what you're talking about. 391 00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:43,924 You can give this business everything you got, 392 00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:45,610 and it's still probably not gonna happen. 393 00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:49,072 Why the hell would I make it harder on myself? 394 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:51,616 Okay, you're right. 395 00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:55,102 And I will never know what it's like to not feel safe 396 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,622 sharing who I am with the world. 397 00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:03,369 But wouldn't it be nice for you to work with one person 398 00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:06,506 who you know accepts you for who you are? 399 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,052 Just promise me you'll think about it. 400 00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:16,641 And also, wouldn't it be fun to occasionally 401 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:20,228 crush it at karaoke with a certain Tina Fey look-alike? 402 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,723 (vocalizes "U Can't Touch This") 403 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,150 -Stop. -♪ Hammer time. ♪ 404 00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:32,323 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 405 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,899 ♪ Poison ♪ 406 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,327 -♪ Poison ♪ -Carter?! 407 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:37,903 ♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪ 408 00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:40,981 ♪ That girl is poison... ♪ 409 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,126 Carter! Carter! 410 00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,504 -Randi? -Yes. It's me. 411 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:50,341 Are you a ghost? Have you been a ghost this whole time? 412 00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,844 Oh, I knew you were too hot for me. 413 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:56,514 I'm stuck in a crawl space behind the wall. 414 00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:58,908 -What? Where? -Over here. 415 00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:01,410 Something's blocking me in. 416 00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:04,022 Oh, damn. 417 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,933 I got you, baby. 418 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,268 (straining) 419 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,087 Oh, thank God. 420 00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,864 Oh, what's this? 421 00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:16,034 Oh, you got a secret clubhouse? 422 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,352 Aw, hell no, they get to be in the club? 423 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,113 This is why my printer's out of ink? 424 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,207 When I was taking the paneling off the wall, 425 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,375 I found this little room, 426 00:17:24,568 --> 00:17:26,118 and I made into a secret hideaway. 427 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,378 Why didn't you tell me about it? 428 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,863 Because I was hiding away from you. 429 00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,549 Me? I'm adorable. 430 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,718 Remember when I thought you were a ghost? 431 00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:37,630 I love you, but this renovation is driving me crazy. 432 00:17:37,782 --> 00:17:39,615 It's taking forever and you keep changing your mind 433 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,950 about every damn thing. 434 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,635 I just want to make our place perfect. 435 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:43,953 Baby, I'm marrying you, 436 00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:46,380 obviously I don't care about perfect. 437 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,624 Look, even if we're not sure about something, 438 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:50,902 it's okay, we can always change it later. 439 00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:52,461 That's true. 440 00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,739 You know, there is one thing that I'm sure about. 441 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,576 It's that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 442 00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,486 Aw. Me too, baby. 443 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:01,728 -(chuckles) -Just you, 444 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,916 me and the blue cabinets I originally wanted. 445 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,084 Whatever you want. 446 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:07,310 Although green is... 447 00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:10,296 -I said blue! -Okay. 448 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,006 -Hey. -Hey. 449 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,916 I got you a Mexican pizza. 450 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,010 And I know you don't allow flowers 451 00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:26,604 because they are poisonous to cats, 452 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,348 but, uh, I just wanted to get you something that says, 453 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,026 "I'm sorry that I was such a jackass." 454 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:38,449 No cats were harmed in the making of this apology. 455 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,859 (Max chuckles) 456 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,436 Zoey wants to work with me again. 457 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,937 That's great. 458 00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:47,625 And I know it's because you went to see her, so thank you. 459 00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:49,702 Max, come sit down. 460 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,538 Uh-oh, who'd you kiss now? 461 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,549 (both chuckle) 462 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,376 Are you okay? 463 00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,545 Not really. 464 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:02,306 When you found out about me and Zoey, 465 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,550 the first thing you did was run after her. 466 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,218 Kind of felt like 467 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,721 all you cared about was your career. 468 00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:10,815 -That's not true. -Really? 469 00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,634 'Cause you still haven't asked me about it. 470 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,046 Like, did it mean anything? Is it gonna happen again? 471 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,714 Did I like it? 472 00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:22,218 The answers: no, no, kind of. 473 00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:24,978 Again, jackass. (chuckles) 474 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,649 That's why there's $38 worth of flowers in the hallway. 475 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,001 No, I-I get it. 476 00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,728 Like, you're happy that things worked out, but... 477 00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,398 if Zoey didn't agree to work with you again, 478 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,508 would you still be bringing me flowers? 479 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,735 But it did work out, 480 00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:41,495 so what's the problem? 481 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,348 I've just been thinking about what you said about your career, 482 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,018 you know, and, like... how you don't really 483 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:49,020 -have time for my feelings. -All right, 484 00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:51,338 I... I got my priorities messed up. 485 00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,766 Okay? From now on, I am always 486 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,100 -gonna put you first. -Right, 487 00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:57,028 but if you do and things don't work out, 488 00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,104 I kind of feel like you're gonna blame me. 489 00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:00,256 I would never do that. 490 00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:01,257 No, but that's literally 491 00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:02,700 what you did yesterday. 492 00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,945 I know, and I said I'm sorry. 493 00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:07,446 I... What... 494 00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:10,291 What else do you want me to do to fix this? 495 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,672 I think that we should break up. 496 00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:18,699 What? 497 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:21,260 Yeah. 498 00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:24,630 Kat. Come on. 499 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,057 This is insane. 500 00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,184 No, it-it's really not. 501 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:34,139 So, what, your mind is just made up? 502 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,293 You're not even gonna talk about this? 503 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:38,552 This is me talking about it, 504 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,554 and I'm just telling you that I've decided 505 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,815 that this is what's best for both of us. 506 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,076 W... Oh, wow. I'm so... I'm so glad 507 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:48,246 that you have figured out what is best for me. 508 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,413 Thank you so much. 509 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,624 -Okay, Max, you don't have... -Whatever. 510 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:57,946 (door opens) 511 00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,258 This is what's best for me. 512 00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,910 ("Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe playing) 513 00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:08,057 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 514 00:21:10,161 --> 00:21:12,495 ♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪ 515 00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,589 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 516 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,191 ♪ Poison ♪ 517 00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:21,670 ♪ If I were you ♪ 518 00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,948 ♪ I'd take precaution ♪ 519 00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:26,767 ♪ Before I start to meet a fly girl ♪ 520 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:31,938 ♪ You know, 'cause in some portions. ♪ 521 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,292 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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