1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,486 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,563 I broke up with Max last night. 3 00:00:06,656 --> 00:00:07,914 Y'all saw what happened. 4 00:00:08,067 --> 00:00:10,400 If you didn't, go to Hulu right now, watch. 5 00:00:10,419 --> 00:00:12,344 I'll be waiting right here. 6 00:00:12,421 --> 00:00:14,513 Welcome back, I hope you enjoyed the episode. 7 00:00:14,664 --> 00:00:17,924 So Max stormed out and he didn't come back until after 2:00. 8 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:19,184 At least I think it was him. 9 00:00:19,336 --> 00:00:20,627 It's also possible I'm being robbed by someone 10 00:00:20,763 --> 00:00:23,263 who made a Hot Pocket and slept on the sofa. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,915 Look, ending it was really hard, 12 00:00:24,933 --> 00:00:27,768 but turns out the guy I've been pining after for 20 years 13 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,528 is a real dick under pressure. 14 00:00:29,755 --> 00:00:30,696 No, thanks. 15 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:33,014 I'd rather be his friend than his girlfriend. 16 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,274 And that's what I'm gonna do. 17 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,684 I'm gonna go out there and be his friend. 18 00:00:36,779 --> 00:00:38,095 It's not gonna be awkward at all. 19 00:00:38,188 --> 00:00:41,540 I'm just gonna go and be his friend, out there. 20 00:00:41,691 --> 00:00:43,934 Soon as I get out of bed, that's what I'm gonna do. 21 00:00:44,027 --> 00:00:46,712 I'm just gonna move my legs, and go out there. 22 00:00:46,863 --> 00:00:48,438 Be his friend. 23 00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:50,090 Here I go. 24 00:00:57,415 --> 00:00:59,116 Morning. 25 00:00:59,134 --> 00:01:00,300 Hey. 26 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,044 Oh, that didn't feel like a friend zone "hey." 27 00:01:03,138 --> 00:01:05,213 This might take a little longer than I thought. 28 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,790 Just got to stay strong. 29 00:01:06,809 --> 00:01:10,194 And stop looking at his sexy arms. 30 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,740 His sexy legs. 31 00:01:15,559 --> 00:01:18,077 God, it's like there's nowhere to look. 32 00:01:18,228 --> 00:01:20,395 So, making pancakes? 33 00:01:20,564 --> 00:01:21,655 Yep. 34 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,915 Nice. 35 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,474 You want some? 36 00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:26,660 I was gonna put bacon in them, so I made the bacon, 37 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,736 had a bite of the bacon, and then I realized... 38 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:30,238 bacon, you don't need no pancake, 39 00:01:30,332 --> 00:01:31,982 you're perfect just the way you are. 40 00:01:32,075 --> 00:01:34,742 Ha-ha. Look at that. He's making jokes. 41 00:01:34,837 --> 00:01:36,428 Maybe this isn't gonna be so bad. 42 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,580 This is gonna be like a conscious uncoupling. 43 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:41,433 We're gonna be like Gwyneth and Coldplay. 44 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:43,844 So, uh, how'd you sleep? 45 00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:45,162 Great. 46 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,663 I'm so glad I gave up my apartment 47 00:01:46,682 --> 00:01:48,107 to move in with my girlfriend and then get dumped 48 00:01:48,334 --> 00:01:50,350 and sleep on her pull-out couch. 49 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,693 Oh. 50 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,613 That one's yours. 51 00:01:55,674 --> 00:01:57,432 Okay, so maybe we're more like Kim and Kanye. 52 00:01:57,526 --> 00:01:58,766 ♪ ♪ 53 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:00,435 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 54 00:02:00,529 --> 00:02:02,746 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 55 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,682 -Hey, baby. -CARTER: Hey, babe. 56 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:07,942 You're just in time. Watch this. 57 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:10,629 Lights on. 58 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,549 Lights off. 59 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:16,468 Lights on. 60 00:02:16,695 --> 00:02:19,954 I feel like the Mr. Miyagi of illumination. 61 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:23,958 Nice, but I asked you to install the dishwasher. 62 00:02:24,052 --> 00:02:25,310 I can't keep washing dishes by hand, 63 00:02:25,462 --> 00:02:27,387 my manicurist says we need to see other people. 64 00:02:27,589 --> 00:02:29,982 This is way more important than a dishwasher. 65 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:32,151 Turn on sexy lights. 66 00:02:33,803 --> 00:02:36,638 It's the same shade of purple Prince used for his sheets. 67 00:02:36,732 --> 00:02:40,050 Yeah, I remember the diorama you made of his bedroom. 68 00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:42,077 (imitates Prince squealing) 69 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,404 What's in the bag? 70 00:02:44,556 --> 00:02:45,906 Oh, my Aunt Dee's wedding dress. 71 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,557 I always wanted to get married in it. 72 00:02:47,576 --> 00:02:50,076 I was her flower girl when I was five. And seven. 73 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:52,045 And nine. Well, she had a type. 74 00:02:52,231 --> 00:02:53,821 Rich, childless and near death. 75 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,399 The Aunt Dee who sends Christmas cards 76 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,250 that we can't put up when kids are around? 77 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,344 I like her. Let's bust that thing out. 78 00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:01,496 What? Have you lost your mind? 79 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,682 No, you can't see the dress before the wedding, 80 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,017 it's bad luck. 81 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:07,186 We're not supposed to have sex before the wedding, 82 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:08,929 but I'm still wearing white. 83 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:12,006 How is this the one superstition you don't believe in? 84 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,526 You're still forwarding a chain email from Y2K. 85 00:03:14,678 --> 00:03:17,087 It's been 20 years and the toasters have not risen up 86 00:03:17,105 --> 00:03:18,271 and tried to kill us. 87 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,425 That's because I'm still forwarding the email. 88 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:24,261 I'm serious, don't look at it. 89 00:03:24,354 --> 00:03:26,279 You act like I don't have any self-control. 90 00:03:26,432 --> 00:03:28,690 We've had wax fruit on the table for three weeks 91 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,126 and I've only tried one peach. 92 00:03:34,197 --> 00:03:36,864 These pancakes are really good. 93 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:39,109 You know, some people call them flapjacks. 94 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:41,253 (as Jerry Seinfeld): I mean, who is this Jack 95 00:03:41,405 --> 00:03:43,555 and why is he flapping? 96 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,227 Do I taste cinnamon? 97 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:50,896 Only if there was some on the floor. 98 00:03:51,047 --> 00:03:53,381 Max. I know this is hard. 99 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,717 But we said that if we broke up we'd still be friends. 100 00:03:55,794 --> 00:03:59,129 And Carter's license says he's six-two. People lie. 101 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:00,814 You don't mean that. 102 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:02,908 I know this feels really bad right now, 103 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:04,243 but we're gonna work it out. 104 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:05,635 How am I supposed to explain this to people 105 00:04:05,654 --> 00:04:07,246 when I don't even get it? 106 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:08,822 It's like when that kid at the gas station 107 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:11,141 asked me how does a microwave work. 108 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:14,235 I don't know, kid. It's a box that makes things hot. 109 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,662 It's micro waves. 110 00:04:15,814 --> 00:04:17,589 The answer's right in the name. 111 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:20,984 I don't know how to tell people, but can we at least wait 112 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,836 until after my mother's birthday party? 113 00:04:22,988 --> 00:04:23,911 Seriously? 114 00:04:24,006 --> 00:04:25,580 It's just a few days. Max, come on. 115 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,100 This is a big birthday for her. She's "turning 50." 116 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:29,268 And when she finds out we broke up, 117 00:04:29,495 --> 00:04:32,086 it's gonna break her "heart." 118 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:35,515 Fine, I'll wait until after the party, "friend." 119 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:36,683 "Thanks." 120 00:04:36,835 --> 00:04:38,426 But for the record, you could've waited 121 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,337 until after your mom's birthday to dump me. 122 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:41,596 I waited until after Passover 123 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,174 to tell you I broke your Garfield mug. 124 00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:46,510 Ugh, I hated that Monday. 125 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,438 It's time to give Hot Lots viewers what they want. 126 00:04:50,516 --> 00:04:53,183 You start at my butt, tilt up to my face. 127 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:54,442 I know how to sell the sizzle. 128 00:04:54,536 --> 00:04:56,128 And you sure you don't want a stunt butt? 129 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:58,538 I've been squatting, I'm ready. 130 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:00,132 -Hi, Darren. -Hey. 131 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,374 Hey, babe, did you hear back from 132 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,135 -any of those wedding venues? -Ugh. 133 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,452 Just the riverfront one. Turns out 134 00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:06,454 it's just a boat that crashed into the dock. 135 00:05:06,623 --> 00:05:08,289 Captain said we can't even do a walkthrough 136 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,866 because it's still an active crime scene. 137 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:13,219 Well, that's not an option. Certainly not at full price. 138 00:05:13,372 --> 00:05:15,372 Well, I'm off to meet yet another caterer. 139 00:05:15,465 --> 00:05:16,873 Even though we don't have a venue yet. 140 00:05:16,892 --> 00:05:21,302 And yes, I will ask if they can do "classy pizza rolls." 141 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,547 Tell them I want the same pizza rolls 142 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:26,033 that they eat at Buckingham Palace! 143 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:30,978 All right, as a special wedding surprise, 144 00:05:31,073 --> 00:05:33,223 I want to turn that crawl space that we discovered 145 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:34,574 into Randi's she-shed. 146 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,001 She said she wanted a she-shed 147 00:05:36,152 --> 00:05:38,578 when we went to the Shell station for sherbet. 148 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,006 Are you sure you don't want to turn it into a home gym? 149 00:05:41,157 --> 00:05:43,133 Get some cake like mine. 150 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,164 Oh, man. 151 00:05:50,258 --> 00:05:51,499 Randi's wedding dress. 152 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:52,684 Should we sneak a peek? 153 00:05:52,911 --> 00:05:53,852 Dude, Randi told you not to. 154 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:55,579 That makes me want to do it more! 155 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:57,764 Like at the zoo when they say don't pet the animals. 156 00:05:57,916 --> 00:06:01,676 Well, I paid $15. I want to know what a flamingo feels like, zoo. 157 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,861 Well, it's bad luck. 158 00:06:03,088 --> 00:06:04,921 Uncle Ray saw Aunt Jackie in her wedding dress 159 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:06,089 before they got married. 160 00:06:06,258 --> 00:06:08,516 50 years later, he drops dead of an aneurysm. 161 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,535 Okay, fine, I won't look. 162 00:06:10,762 --> 00:06:12,204 Now go get the drywall. 163 00:06:12,431 --> 00:06:14,498 All right. 164 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,877 Oops, I just tripped on this loose floorboard. 165 00:06:19,028 --> 00:06:21,380 I better grab this zipper to break my fall. 166 00:06:21,607 --> 00:06:24,049 DARREN: Are you looking at Randi's dress? 167 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,718 It's beautiful. 168 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,778 White, lacy. 169 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:32,599 Mm, she's gonna look so fine eating pizza rolls in this. 170 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,470 You shouldn't have looked. 171 00:06:37,623 --> 00:06:40,457 Oh, please. Ain't nothing gonna happen. 172 00:06:40,475 --> 00:06:41,691 (crashing) 173 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,981 Yeah, that's not bad luck. 174 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:50,325 I'm just a terrible carpenter. 175 00:06:56,491 --> 00:06:57,749 ♪ ♪ 176 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:00,902 Damn, this is quite the itinerary for your party. 177 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:02,328 -You're doing outfit changes? -Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:06,149 I start as Cleopatra for cocktails, 179 00:07:06,242 --> 00:07:08,593 segue to Jessica Rabbit for dinner, 180 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:09,928 then bring the house down 181 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:12,005 with a Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. 182 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,491 Ooh. Ah, this looks fun. 183 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:17,602 9:00 to 10:30, watch Sheila open and rate all gifts. 184 00:07:17,679 --> 00:07:20,163 Oh, yeah, that's one of her favorite birthday traditions. 185 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:22,882 A couple of years ago I had my baby shoes bronzed for her. 186 00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:24,609 Got one and a half stars. 187 00:07:24,761 --> 00:07:25,777 Look, if you want them back, 188 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:28,155 they're probably still at the pawn shop. 189 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,265 KAT: Oh, there you are... 190 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,359 in the same clothes as you wore yesterday. 191 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:34,786 Boyfriends, they'll do anything 192 00:07:35,013 --> 00:07:38,198 to avoid doing laundry, am I right? 193 00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:40,200 If God wanted me to wear underwear once, 194 00:07:40,352 --> 00:07:41,960 he never would've created inside-out. 195 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:44,537 Well, don't even get me started on girlfriends. 196 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,280 They're like, "See what I did for you?" 197 00:07:46,374 --> 00:07:48,024 And you're like, "Yeah, but I don't like it." 198 00:07:48,043 --> 00:07:50,635 And they're like, "Well, I did it because I love you." 199 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:53,305 That's why I swore off women. 200 00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:58,034 Max, I am so excited to hear you sing at my party. 201 00:07:58,127 --> 00:07:59,536 Yeah, nothing I like better than 202 00:07:59,554 --> 00:08:01,387 singing a love song with my Kat, here. 203 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:04,441 -Oh, you're so sweet. -All right. 204 00:08:05,301 --> 00:08:06,559 I'm gonna go upstairs. 205 00:08:06,712 --> 00:08:08,320 Too bad she's working, otherwise we could, you know, 206 00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:10,805 (whistles) do boyfriend-girlfriend stuff. 207 00:08:10,899 --> 00:08:14,734 Honey, what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. 208 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,161 Not necessarily. 209 00:08:16,388 --> 00:08:17,662 Sometimes what happens in the bedroom 210 00:08:17,814 --> 00:08:21,224 ends up on the hood of a Camaro. 211 00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:22,334 Mother, can you watch the shop? I actually 212 00:08:22,561 --> 00:08:23,835 am gonna run upstairs for a few minutes. 213 00:08:24,062 --> 00:08:27,005 But, uh, don't ask 'cause I won't tell. 214 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:28,990 Wasn't gonna ask. 215 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,159 And for the love of God, please don't tell. 216 00:08:32,254 --> 00:08:33,995 Where were you last night? 217 00:08:34,089 --> 00:08:35,180 I was really worried. 218 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:37,015 I booby-trapped the Hot Pocket box, 219 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,517 but I didn't hear the bike horn. 220 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:41,186 I didn't want to sleep on a fold-out again. 221 00:08:41,413 --> 00:08:43,596 My face is 20, my back is not. 222 00:08:43,749 --> 00:08:45,565 Well, where did you sleep? 223 00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:48,009 Did you hook up with somebody? 224 00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:50,420 I really don't see how that's any of your business. 225 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:54,682 Uh, it is my business when you walk through my business 226 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,593 coming from your "biz-ness." 227 00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,444 I don't have to tell you what I'm up to anymore. 228 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,706 Now, if you don't mind, 229 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,375 please get out of my bedroom. 230 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:04,859 Oh, that's real mature. Max, come on. 231 00:09:04,953 --> 00:09:06,360 Can we talk about this? 232 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,362 Sorry, I closed the door to my room. I can't hear you. 233 00:09:08,456 --> 00:09:11,883 Oh, then I guess you can't hear this. 234 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,961 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 235 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,055 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 236 00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:19,949 -♪ Baby shark, doo-doo ♪ -♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪ 237 00:09:20,118 --> 00:09:22,376 -♪ Baby shark, doo-doo ♪ -♪ K-A-R-S, Kars for Kids ♪ 238 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,212 -♪ Baby shark, doo-doo ♪ -♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪ 239 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:29,459 (muffled overlapping singing) 240 00:09:29,477 --> 00:09:30,569 Freaks. 241 00:09:30,796 --> 00:09:33,363 Now I want her to tell. 242 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,910 You're still not ready for Sheila's party? 243 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,895 We're about to go from fashionably late 244 00:09:40,989 --> 00:09:42,998 to stereotypically Black. 245 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,642 Damn! Are you okay? 246 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:47,994 Uh, yeah, I'm just a little light-headed 247 00:09:48,071 --> 00:09:50,071 from all the blood loss. 248 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,906 That is you, right, Randi? 249 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,091 Just zip me up. 250 00:09:53,318 --> 00:09:54,575 And don't get any blood on my dress. 251 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,012 I have to return it to Nordstrom tomorrow. 252 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,264 It's stuck. 253 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:00,432 It better not be stuck in my hair. 254 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,416 I've got to return that tomorrow, too. 255 00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:05,020 -Hang on, I think I got it. -Okay. 256 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:07,088 Uh-oh. 257 00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:08,422 -W-What's wrong? -Uh, nothing. 258 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,849 Uh, completely separate question: 259 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:11,943 Do you know where the stapler is? 260 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,170 Damn it, Carter! 261 00:10:14,189 --> 00:10:15,855 None of my other dresses will work. 262 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,025 Sheila specifically said less cleavage than her. 263 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,267 It's not my fault. 264 00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,602 I mean, I just had a run of bad luck. 265 00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:24,848 B-But that happens. Nothing has to cause it. 266 00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:25,790 Just get dressed. 267 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:28,126 And I'll try to fix the... Oh, God. 268 00:10:28,277 --> 00:10:30,019 -What? -I just haven't 269 00:10:30,038 --> 00:10:32,205 felt right since I met that caterer today... 270 00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:35,091 -Oh. Oh. -(retches) 271 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:36,801 You okay, baby? 272 00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:39,596 Does it sound like I'm okay? 273 00:10:40,699 --> 00:10:41,973 -Oh. -(retches) 274 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,959 Uh, can you say it again? 275 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:47,962 I couldn't understand you because of the vomit. 276 00:10:48,056 --> 00:10:49,389 (Randi retches) 277 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,541 -Just get over here and hold my hair back. -Okay. 278 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,210 I told you I got to return it tomorrow! 279 00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:57,304 -Okay. -(Randi retches) 280 00:10:57,399 --> 00:11:01,451 -(retching) -(Carter stammers) 281 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,072 Damn, how many pizza rolls did you eat? 282 00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,832 (Randi gagging) 283 00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:10,410 Right in here. 284 00:11:10,562 --> 00:11:12,170 Oh, hi, Kat. 285 00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:15,173 Oh, it looks great in here. 286 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,842 Hello, Mindy, glad you could make it. 287 00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:20,086 You are at the red table, 288 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,013 so look for a photo of my mother 289 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:24,073 in that color nightie. 290 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,341 Is this your grandson? 291 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:31,314 Yes, and his name is "mind ya business." 292 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,653 Ah, sweet, they're not checking IDs. 293 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,423 Hey, cuz, where's Randi? 294 00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:41,607 Food poisoning. 295 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,109 No way we're going with those caterers. 296 00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:44,610 Certainly not at full price. 297 00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:46,612 What I tell you? You shouldn't have looked at that dress. 298 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:49,708 You were right, all sorts of bad things have been happening. 299 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,710 -Like what? -Like right now, 300 00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:53,878 I'm stuck here talking to you. 301 00:11:54,773 --> 00:11:56,506 I hate it when you lash out. 302 00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:00,626 Hey, Max, can I get another bottle of champagne? 303 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,963 "Mind-ya-business" is throwing 'em back like he's at prom. 304 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,965 Which he's missing to be here. 305 00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:08,059 Another bottle of Dom. 306 00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:10,395 Uh, that's not Dom Perignon. 307 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:12,379 It's Dom Toretto, the official sparkling wine 308 00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:14,048 of The Fast & The Furious. 309 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:18,027 Carter bought ten cases after The Rock joined the franchise. 310 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,129 Are you drinking? 311 00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:22,031 Uh, let me check. 312 00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:24,634 Why yes, I am. 313 00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:26,486 Okay, I'm just surprised. 314 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,895 You haven't had a drink in months. 315 00:12:27,989 --> 00:12:31,065 Turns out it's like riding a bike. 316 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,476 Well, look at you two, 317 00:12:33,569 --> 00:12:36,403 the second-best-looking couple in the room. 318 00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:39,983 Yeah, we certainly are still a couple. 319 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:42,502 And they said it wouldn't last. 320 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:46,455 Well, looks like you and I both like younger men. 321 00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:48,466 Oh, we're-we're actually the same age. 322 00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:51,644 Right. So are we. 323 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,273 Miss Leibowitz, can I use the bathroom? 324 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,667 I told you, you don't have to ask. 325 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,528 I'm not your teacher anymore. 326 00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,783 All hail Sheila, 327 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,026 Queen of De-nial! 328 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:09,412 (exotic music plays) 329 00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:15,442 Hang on, cut the music. 330 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,702 -(music stops) -Where is everyone? 331 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,279 Uh, the guests are still arriving. 332 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,190 Damn it. This is why Frampton always takes 333 00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:24,193 an extra hour to hit the stage. 334 00:13:24,212 --> 00:13:25,804 Gene, turn it around. 335 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:27,680 Let's go. 336 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,892 Can I get a Stoli and Grey Goose on the rocks? 337 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,969 You know that's just two vodkas. 338 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,305 Well, look who can count. 339 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:46,232 Sheila, you know how to break a curse? 340 00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:49,052 Katharine still dresses like a lost and found box, 341 00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:51,020 so obviously not. 342 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,723 Hey, I think I'm gonna bail on the song. 343 00:13:53,741 --> 00:13:55,408 -Just tell your mom I said sorry. -What? 344 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,895 No, no, then she'll know that something's up. 345 00:13:58,913 --> 00:14:00,004 Who cares? 346 00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,789 I don't feel like getting up onstage 347 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,249 and pretending everything's okay. 348 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,176 It's just like the high school talent show 349 00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:06,903 when I had to follow the fire juggler. 350 00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,237 My whole performance, 351 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,590 you could still hear him screaming backstage. 352 00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:14,001 Max, we just have to keep it together for one song. 353 00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:15,353 I don't even want to be here. 354 00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:17,080 Nobody does! 355 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:19,023 -(sighs) -Excuse me. 356 00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:20,917 Can I get everyone's attention? 357 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,861 (cheers and applause) 358 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:26,105 Um, first off, good news: 359 00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:29,016 Mindy's date has found his retainer. 360 00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,610 (applause) 361 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,779 But please keep an eye out for his Minions retainer case. 362 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:35,598 Ba-na-na! 363 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:41,045 Oh, okay, 'cause that didn't sound exactly like a Minion? 364 00:14:41,272 --> 00:14:44,440 Now I'd like to welcome to the stage 365 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:47,552 someone who is very special to me. 366 00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:51,205 My daughter Katharine's boyfriend Max. 367 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,540 (cheers and applause) 368 00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,709 All right, you don't want to do the song, you tell her. 369 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,212 Fine, let's frickin' do it. 370 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,381 Oh, also note, a change in schedule: 371 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:05,153 I'll be doing my belly dance after I cut the cake. 372 00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:08,555 ♪ ♪ 373 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,633 Hi, I'm Kat, Sheila Silver's daughter. 374 00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:14,913 And, Mother, just want you know how much you mean to me. 375 00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:16,322 Hit it, Max! 376 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,807 ♪ ♪ 377 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:21,902 ♪ You and I must make a pact ♪ 378 00:15:21,996 --> 00:15:23,087 ♪ ♪ 379 00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:27,866 ♪ We must bring salvation back ♪ 380 00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:29,652 ♪ ♪ 381 00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:33,598 ♪ Where there is love ♪ 382 00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,508 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 383 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,677 ♪ Unless you're not ♪ 384 00:15:37,829 --> 00:15:39,253 ♪ ♪ 385 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:44,943 ♪ I'll reach out my hand to you ♪ 386 00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:49,763 ♪ Although you don't want me to ♪ 387 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,674 ♪ ♪ 388 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:55,011 ♪ Just sing the song ♪ 389 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,013 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 390 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:59,791 ♪ No, she won't ♪ 391 00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:01,851 ♪ ♪ 392 00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:07,023 ♪ You fill my heart with joy and laughter ♪ 393 00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:11,544 ♪ Then you threw it in the trash compactor ♪ 394 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,546 ♪ Ooh ♪ 395 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,307 ♪ Just so you know ♪ 396 00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,309 ♪ I never liked Bridgerton ♪ 397 00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:20,478 (gasps) ♪ You take that back ♪ 398 00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:22,313 ♪ I won't ♪ 399 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,799 Damn. I guess I never really listened to the lyrics. 400 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,879 ♪ You're making this harder than it needs to be... ♪ 401 00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:31,214 (chuckles) No. 402 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,715 You already slept with somebody 403 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,384 and it's only been two days? That is so tacky. 404 00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:38,145 Enough already. I slept at Darren's. 405 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,480 Why didn't you just say that? 406 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,682 And when the Duke told Daphne "I burn for you," 407 00:16:41,684 --> 00:16:42,892 you cried real tears! 408 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,669 Why am I even defending myself to you? 409 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,671 We're not together anymore. 410 00:16:46,822 --> 00:16:48,489 Damn it, Max! 411 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,157 (hushed murmuring) 412 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,509 What's happening? 413 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,570 I'll tell you what's happening, this sucks. 414 00:16:54,589 --> 00:16:57,640 She said this song was about me. 415 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,337 Um... 416 00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,931 Uh... 417 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:07,250 Next up, 418 00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,252 a very special birthday video message 419 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,420 from Ernie Hudson, the Black Ghostbuster. 420 00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:13,740 Gene, roll that tape, will you? 421 00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:21,113 Honey, are you okay? 422 00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:24,267 Yeah. I'm really sorry about your song. 423 00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:26,711 Oh, don't worry about that. 424 00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:29,288 I thought it was good. 425 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,699 My video of it already has 47 likes. 426 00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:34,752 I can't believe you guys broke up. 427 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,721 -What happened? -It's complicated. 428 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,705 I can't really get into it right now. 429 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:42,635 Why didn't they just watch the last episode like you did? 430 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,787 This sucks. 431 00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:46,972 Y'all were my relationship goals. 432 00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:48,382 What about me and Randi? 433 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:51,460 Check back in when you learn how to communicate. 434 00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:53,571 (Sheila sobbing) 435 00:17:53,722 --> 00:17:55,648 Oh, don't worry, Mother. 436 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,133 I'll be okay. 437 00:17:57,151 --> 00:18:00,136 I don't see how. 438 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,331 Now you're going to die alone. 439 00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:11,089 Hey, baby, how you feeling? 440 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,665 I was feeling better 441 00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:15,093 until I saw Darren's livestream of the party. 442 00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:17,169 Sheila demanded that I spank her. 443 00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:19,597 I mean, it was her birthday. I had no choice. 444 00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:21,991 No, Kat and Max breaking up. 445 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:23,342 Yeah. 446 00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:25,177 That was sad. 447 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,996 How'd it make you feel? 448 00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:28,755 We should communicate. 449 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,333 What? 450 00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,168 Don't be mad. 451 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:33,427 I looked at your wedding dress. 452 00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:34,353 What the hell?! 453 00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:35,762 You said you wouldn't be mad! 454 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,763 No, I didn't. 455 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:37,931 The point is I'm cursed. 456 00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:40,267 I mean, your food poisoning, the shelves, 457 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,953 Mindy's date got grounded. 458 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,788 Baby, you're not cursed. 459 00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:45,105 No, it's true. 460 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,349 You need to just save yourself. 461 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,351 -What are you talking about? -Mm-mm. 462 00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:51,612 Just walk away, but do it slow. 463 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,133 I need to see that thang thangin' one last time. 464 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,710 I promise you're not cursed 465 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,953 because it's not gonna be my wedding dress. 466 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,213 What? 467 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:02,214 Yeah, Aunt Dee got engaged again, 468 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,641 so she wants her dress back. 469 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,868 Should've seen it coming when she got that job 470 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,127 at the nursing home. 471 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,388 Then what caused all my bad luck? 472 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,631 Bad luck? 473 00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:12,132 Baby, you are marrying me. 474 00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:14,468 You have the best luck of anyone I know. 475 00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,821 Yeah, I am pretty lucky. 476 00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:18,063 (chuckling) 477 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:19,882 And you lucky too, right? 478 00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,742 Sure. 479 00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:30,559 ♪ ♪ 480 00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:33,838 God, there you are. What was...? 481 00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,989 Oh. 482 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,067 You're moving out now. 483 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,677 Yep. Moving out. 484 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,238 Also, microwaves cause water molecules in food to vibrate, 485 00:19:42,256 --> 00:19:44,665 producing heat that cooks the food. 486 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,075 Just FYI. 487 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:48,244 If this is about the bed, 488 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:49,428 you can sleep in the bed. 489 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,247 I'll be on the pull-out, see? Whoa. 490 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:52,339 Sweet Ernie Hudson. 491 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,358 Is there even a mattress in that thing? 492 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,918 I got to go. 493 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,345 But Max, I don't want you to leave like this. 494 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,032 This feels like we're never gonna talk again. 495 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,868 I just... I just can't keep doing this. 496 00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,779 That night on the roof, 497 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,957 you promised I would never lose you. 498 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,935 (sighs) 499 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,545 My key's on the counter. 500 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,428 (door closes) 501 00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:29,969 He'll be back. That's his car key. 502 00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:33,472 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 503 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,382 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 504 00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:37,460 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 505 00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:38,903 ♪ Baby shark ♪ 506 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:41,480 ♪ Mommy shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 507 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,908 ♪ Mommy shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 508 00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:46,635 ♪ Mommy shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 509 00:20:46,654 --> 00:20:48,153 ♪ Mommy shark ♪ 510 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:50,081 ♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 511 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:52,065 ♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 512 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,568 ♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 513 00:20:54,662 --> 00:20:56,145 ♪ Daddy shark ♪ 514 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,071 ♪ Grandma shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 515 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,332 ♪ Grandma shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 516 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,501 ♪ Grandma shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 517 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,244 ♪ Grandma shark. ♪ 518 00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:06,171 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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