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Oh. You're early.
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Or I'm late. (laughs)
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Either way, hello.
I'm glad you're here.
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Let me, uh, get you
caught up to speed.
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Earlier in the week,
my mother came to me in a panic.
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Katharine?!
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Mom, you scared the tea
out of me.
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Tara's renewing her vows.
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I wanted to make sure
you're okay.
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Why wouldn't I be okay?
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Because your best friend's
getting two weddings,
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and you've never had one.
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(whispering):
And you're 39.
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(whispering):
Why are we whispering?
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Oh. (laughs)
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Thought I had more time.
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My mother's been extra worried
about my single status
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since my father died, which was
super hard on both of us.
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-(crying)
-(crying): I want to go to sleep
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and never wake up.
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I think I want
to open a cat café.
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So, I did.
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I quit my unfulfilling job
as a math professor,
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and I opened Kat's Cat Café,
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where I have two great employees
who are super helpful.
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Whoever thinks of a good name
for our new cat
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-gets an extra paid sick day.
-(both gasp)
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Oh! Uh, how about "Pudding,"
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'cause I could just
eat him with a spoon?
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How about "Firework,"
'cause it looks like
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one exploded in his ass?
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-Ooh! I like that.
-That's pretty good.
-Yeah?
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I think he's purr-fect.
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Now on with our show.
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♪ ♪
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Mmm.
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This is so good, Phil.
What am I eating?
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Well, my mama used to make it
for us kids on the holidays.
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We thought the burnt coconut
looked like hair,
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so we called it
"Mama's Hairy Pie."
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Put it on the menu,
but let's change the name.
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Hey, Kat, this came for you.
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Mm! This is the invitation
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to my friend Tara's
renewal-of-vows ceremony.
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Wait. My RSVP card says "Ms.
Katharine Edith Silver and,"
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and then there's this line.
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Does that mean
I get a plus-one?
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-Looks like it.
-(gasps) This is so exciting!
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I never get a plus-one.
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They're withheld from single
people like a public shaming.
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Since you're not dating anybody,
you should just go alone
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and have fun flirting with all
the single men at the party.
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That's one of my favorite games.
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I call it "Catch and Release."
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Well, you obviously don't live
with social anxiety like I do.
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Did I tell you
a guy got into my car yesterday,
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thinking it was an Uber?
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I didn't want
to make him feel bad,
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so I just drove him
all the way to the airport.
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Ooh, it says
the reception will be held
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in the Crystal Ballroom
at The Brown Hotel.
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Ooh, The Brown is the
most iconic hotel in Louisville.
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Elizabeth Taylor lost an emerald
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out of her peacock broach there
one time.
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-Phil, are okay?
-I'm...
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No, I... I'm sorry.
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It's just that Marty's work
party was supposed to be there,
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and I was so excited about
dancing at the Crystal Ballroom.
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But then he came home and said
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he'd met that young buck
at Big Lots!
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Who sold him a broom
and swept him off his feet.
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I'm so sorry, Phil.
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It's my own fault.
I asked him to buy the broom.
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I hate seeing people sad.
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They look like
wounded baby birds.
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I just want
to tape a little Popsicle stick
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to that broken wing.
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Here I go.
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Phil?
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Huh?
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Would you do me the honor
of being my plus-one?
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Get out of town.
Are you kidding me, Kat?
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Nope. Not kidding.
And we'll have a lot more fun
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than you would've had
at a stupid work party
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'cause this is a stupid
renewing-their-vows ceremony.
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-Plus, you'll be with me.
-Oh, thank you, Kat.
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Can I call my mama and tell her
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I'm going
to the Crystal Ballroom?
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-Of course.
-(laughing): Oh!
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Hey, Mama, guess what.
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Gosh, I wonder what it's like
to be excited to call your mom.
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One root beer, please.
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I'll be with you
in a minute, sir.
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Not the first time
that's happened.
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Due to my low, resonant voice,
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I often get mistaken
for a man on the phone.
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And once on video chat.
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Oh, I am so sorr...
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Kat?
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Max?
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-(laughs)
-No way!
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Hot Max?
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Oh.
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That was meant for you.
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So, how are you? What are you
doing with your life?
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I just got back into town,
and Carter gave me a job
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so I'd have an answer
to questions like that.
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Hey, do not let her
behind the bar.
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She likes to play
with the soda gun.
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(laughs)
I wasn't playing with it.
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I was inventing a new drink.
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I don't go to your café
and invent new cats.
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You know what list you're on.
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It's not a good list.
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So what's going on with you?
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Oh, I'm, uh... I'm meeting Tara
here to discuss her wedding.
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Her second wedding
to her first husband.
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I think
she might be a wedding hoarder.
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So, are you married?
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Yeah. Yes, of course.
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Oh, cool. You have kids?
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Yeah, I got two
of those rascals.
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There's Orlando
and, uh, Bloom.
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This is what
I was talking about.
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(whispering):
This is social anxiety.
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What about you?
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No, not married.
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Yeah, me neither.
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You just said you were.
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Divorced now. No kids.
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What happened to the kids?
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(laughing):
Well, that's a funny story, Max.
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Not funny "Ha, ha."
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Funny in that
it is almost unbelievable.
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-Oh.
-We were, um, on vacation
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in the Himalayas,
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and they were just running
around in shorts and T-shirts.
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And I kept saying,
"You're gonna freeze to death."
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And they... did.
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Fake kids at that age.
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I lobbed it,
and he hit it right back.
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I am unmarried, and I live alone
above my cat café,
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which is a... a lot sexier
than it sounds.
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Yeah, it's really good
to see you, Kat.
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Oh, will you excuse me
for a sec?
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(door opens)
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KAT:
Mm.
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Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara,
guess what?
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Look, we can keep arguing,
or you can just agree with me.
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Wise choice.
Okay, I'll call you later.
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Hey, Kitty Kats.
So sorry. What were you saying?
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Max is back, and he's here!
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Ooh!
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It's Max from college! (laughs)
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Hey, wait.
Didn't you have a crush on him?
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Of course I did.
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Everyone did, 'cause...
well, look at him.
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Well, fun!
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Anyway, Katnip, I got your RSVP,
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and I am so excited
you're bringing someone.
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So, fill me in
on this Phil Crumpler...
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who must be filling you in.
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She can be disgusting.
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Phil's my new baker.
And a friend.
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We just started
a culinary arts club.
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It'll keep his little stem warm.
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Oh.
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Listen, if Phil's just a friend,
you can't bring him.
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The Brown Hotel is
very expensive,
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and we didn't really budget
for extra guests.
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But if I were to go on say,
GettingLuckyinKentucky.com,
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and randomly invited someone
to be my date to your event,
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you'd be fine paying
for their meal?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Plus-one's are someone
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-you've been dating for a while.
-Well, for how long?
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Well, you know, when you're
at that point in a relationship
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where instead of saying,
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"Hey, what are you doing
this weekend?,"
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you say, "Hey,
what are we doing this weekend?"
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Yeah, that point
in your relationship
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where you stop calling her
by her first name
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and starting call her "Boo-Boo."
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-Exactamundo.
-Oh.
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When is that?
I mean, I feel like
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that must be different
for everybody.
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-Four months.
-Four months.
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Thank you so much, Carter.
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You're welcome so much, Kat.
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Well, maybe there could be
a little wiggle room
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about who I bring considering
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this is
a renewal-of-vows ceremony.
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It's not an actual wedding.
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Oh, Kat, you know that I've been
planning my wedding
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since I was eight years old,
and then it actually rained
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on my wedding day,
so then I started planning
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my renewing-my-vows ceremony
on my honeymoon.
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I just want this to be perfect.
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Okay, I will come alone.
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Thanks for understanding,
Katnip.
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Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
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Now, onto more important things.
What are you gonna wear?
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Please tell me you're not
gonna wear the green pantsuit.
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I got this pantsuit
seven years ago,
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and I've worn it
to every fancy event since,
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and that includes
National Donut Day,
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as in "Do-not forget
my pantsuit." Boom!
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I've just never been obsessed
with fashion.
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And I don't appreciate
those shows
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where "fashion experts"
accost people on the street
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and tell them
how hideous they look.
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If I had one of those shows,
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I'd call it
Wear What You Want!
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Excuse me, ma'am. Excuse me.
Do you like what you're wearing?
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-Yeah.
-Are you comfortable?
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-Yeah.
-Do you care that other people
might not like it?
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-No.
-Great. Wear what you want!
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Seriously, this pantsuit
is so comfortable,
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and it is so stretchy,
I can do this.
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And even this.
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Whoa! Geez. I am so sorry!
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Oh. Phil,
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I have to talk to you.
I am really sorry...
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Wait. I need
to show you something.
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(chuckles)
For your friend's ceremony.
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I saw it winking at me
in women's petites,
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and needless to say,
I winked back.
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Well, be careful, Phil.
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You might make
that Crystal Ballroom jealous.
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Oh, for the first time
in a long while,
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I feel like my old self, Kat,
and all that is thanks to you.
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So, what'd you need to tell me?
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Uh... I forget.
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But you look great.
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-Oh, well, thank you.
-Yeah.
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Don't look at me like that.
I'll think of something.
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(gasps)
I thought of something.
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Well, you caught me
off guard today, Tara,
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but I do need
to tell you that...
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Phil Crumpler and I actually
are a couple,
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and we've been keeping it
on the Down Low,
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'cause, you know,
he is quite a bit older than me.
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Uh, yeah, well, it's, uh,
been about five months.
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(whispering):
Four months seemed
too on the nose.
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♪ Go and do the two-step,
then cowboy boogie ♪
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♪ Grab your sweetheart
and spin out with 'em ♪
247
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,417
♪ Do the hoedown
and get into it ♪
248
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,511
♪ It's simple,
you can do it ♪
249
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,255
♪ Slide to the left,
slide to the right ♪
250
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,516
♪ Now cool down,
have a good time ♪
251
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:14,562
♪ 'Round, 'round,
'round and 'round you go ♪
252
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:19,843
♪ It's time to show out right
now and take to the floor ♪
253
00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:22,345
♪ Go and do
the two-step and... ♪
254
00:10:22,405 --> 00:10:23,847
♪ ♪
255
00:10:23,907 --> 00:10:26,683
Oh. Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me.
256
00:10:26,743 --> 00:10:27,867
Thank you.
257
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,687
Katharine, why is Phil here?
258
00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,538
Hmm. I brought him.
259
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:36,450
As my plus-one, because,
you know, he's my boyfriend.
260
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,470
He's your what?
261
00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,454
My boyfriend.
262
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,382
You know how when you have
a friend who's a girl
263
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,309
and you're really close,
you call her your girlfriend?
264
00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,885
Well, Phil and I have gotten
really close,
265
00:10:46,037 --> 00:10:47,336
so I call him my boyfriend.
266
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,205
So, if anybody asks,
you can just say,
267
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:51,015
"Yup, there's Kat
and her boyfriend."
268
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,652
Ooh, I need a drink.
Do you want one... girlfriend?
269
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,469
I think you've had too much.
270
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,729
No. No, that's quite enough.
271
00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:58,214
-You can't handle it.
-Give it to me.
272
00:10:58,274 --> 00:10:59,157
-I don't think you should...
-Mom, stop.
273
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,992
(gasps)
274
00:11:01,185 --> 00:11:03,286
My pantsuit!
275
00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:09,150
MAX:
Kat?
276
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,502
Max?
277
00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:12,245
(mouthing)
278
00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:14,321
What are you doing here?
279
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,008
When Cole heard I was back
in town, he invited me.
280
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,401
I don't know
if you remember, but
281
00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,903
Cole and I used
to play ball together.
282
00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:22,329
Yeah, I remember you two playing
with your balls.
283
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,499
Oh, and now I'd like
to buy that sentence back
284
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,410
with an invisible dollar, sir.
285
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,762
And I will take that invisible
dollar and put it in my pocket.
286
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,764
(chuckles)
Speaking of remembering--
287
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,750
I remember
you were only supposed
288
00:11:33,852 --> 00:11:35,752
to teach English overseas
for a year,
289
00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,420
and that was, like,
ten years ago.
290
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:38,922
That is true.
291
00:11:38,982 --> 00:11:41,199
And then, I started doing
some traveling, and...
292
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,443
(British accent):
Did you go to Narnia?
293
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,595
What? Why? Was...?
294
00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:47,780
Close. I met a girl in Paris.
295
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,934
(French accent):
I am sorry I took so long,
Mon Lapin.
296
00:11:50,994 --> 00:11:52,769
There was a little woman
handing out towels
297
00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:54,771
to dry our hands
in the toilette.
298
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,382
So I had her take a series
of photos
299
00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,927
of me applying my lipstick
for my blog.
300
00:12:02,672 --> 00:12:04,280
(echoing):
Hello.
301
00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:06,224
MAX:
So we're taking some time apart.
302
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:07,617
I'm sorry. What?
303
00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:09,251
Brigitte and I broke up.
304
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:13,473
So, came home
for a while to clear my head.
305
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,882
And my arteries.
306
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,435
They dip cheese in cheese there.
307
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:19,904
I thought I invented that.
308
00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:21,981
-Oh.
-Hi, Max.
309
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:24,391
-Hey.
-Cole's looking for you.
310
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,727
Hi! Hey, Kitty Kats.
311
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,973
I see you hanging out with Max
instead of your boyfriend.
312
00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:31,157
Well, that's because...
313
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,400
Because
Phil's not your boyfriend.
314
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,403
(laughs) Yes, he is.
315
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,906
I mean, didn't you see us
out on the dance floor?
316
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,242
Do you know why we're that good?
317
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,820
Sexual chemistry.
318
00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:45,746
I can't believe
you'd lie to me, Kat.
319
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,323
-We grew up together.
-(sighs)
320
00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:49,642
(quietly):
We played doctor together.
321
00:12:52,296 --> 00:12:55,014
Yes, which is why
I know your heart.
322
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,016
And even though your mouth said,
323
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,926
"You can't bring a friend
to this wedding,"
324
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,353
what I heard
your heart say was,
325
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,630
"Sure, you can bring a friend!
I'm chill."
326
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,174
I had our initials engraved
in the butter pats.
327
00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:07,527
Does that sound chill to you?
328
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,529
Fine. You know what?
329
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,624
How about I write you a check
for Phil's salmon?
330
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,459
He didn't finish it, by the way.
331
00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:15,701
It was fishy.
332
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,370
(gasps)
333
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,798
You know what? I don't want
to make a scene here.
334
00:13:19,991 --> 00:13:22,967
So, you win, Kat. You win.
335
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,711
(scoffs)
336
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,047
She rents this hall,
337
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,474
she wears a big white
stupid dress,
338
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,166
she invites 200 people,
339
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,370
but she doesn't want
to make a scene? Okay.
340
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,389
Oh. (gasps)
341
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,799
My pantsuit!
342
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,110
Again?!
343
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,643
This is all my fault.
344
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:54,165
No, it's Tara's fault
for being so controlling
345
00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:56,150
and not cutting me
a little slack.
346
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,502
Right after her C-section,
347
00:13:57,653 --> 00:13:59,395
when she wasn't allowed
to have food yet,
348
00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:02,156
who did she ask to sneak her in
a whole rotisserie chicken?
349
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,175
-You?
-Me.
350
00:14:04,368 --> 00:14:06,085
And I did it,
right under my shirt.
351
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,329
It burned me a little.
352
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,997
But if I hadn't been
such a complainer
353
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,091
about Marty not taking me
to his work party,
354
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,335
you wouldn't have felt
like you had to bring me.
355
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,187
I didn't feel like I had to.
356
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,598
I felt like I deserved
the same opportunity
357
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,933
as other guests
to bring a plus-one.
358
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,436
I wanted
a designated dance partner.
359
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,104
I wanted to bring someone
I could gossip with
360
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,589
about how much everybody drank
361
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,015
and who's freezing
the fat off their ass
362
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,942
and injecting it
into their face.
363
00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:33,312
-That woman Lisa!
-Thank you. Whew!
364
00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,782
I went
to Tara's first wedding alone.
365
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,618
My dance choices were a priest
366
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,953
or a grabby little
eight-year-old named Dustin.
367
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,424
It's hard being single,
isn't it?
368
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,793
It can be.
369
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,113
But here's the thing.
370
00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:52,390
I love my life.
371
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,708
I love my job.
372
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,895
I love my friends.
373
00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:59,731
But, yeah, there are times
374
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:04,527
when doing things alone
can be a little lonely.
375
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,313
I get that.
376
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,073
When Marty first left,
I thought,
377
00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:11,409
"Well, at least
the house stays clean."
378
00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,411
But it was so quiet.
379
00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:15,321
Too quiet.
380
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,808
When I came
into your café that day,
381
00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,901
you said, "Welcome!
I like your shirt."
382
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,645
-(chuckles)
-And I said, "Thank you."
383
00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:25,757
I remember that because
you were the first person
384
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,742
I had talked to in two weeks.
385
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,320
I'm glad you came in that day.
386
00:15:31,422 --> 00:15:33,823
Me, too.
387
00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,659
I don't think you should be
too upset with Tara.
388
00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,327
She got three kids.
389
00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:42,106
And her husband's
one of them loud talkers.
390
00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:45,168
I bet she'd love
to switch places with you
391
00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:47,186
and be alone for a while.
392
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,023
When I sprained both my wrists
trying to do parkour,
393
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,617
she did brush my teeth for me.
394
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,953
(Phil chuckles)
395
00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:57,121
Where you going?
396
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,123
I'm gonna go apologize to Tara
397
00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:01,876
before she leaves
for her second honeymoon.
398
00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:07,548
Oh. (mutters)
399
00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:15,698
I am just so glad
that you two made up.
400
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:17,533
Well, it helped that when I ran
into the street
401
00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:20,536
to chase her down, I got clipped
by her Just-Married-Again limo.
402
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,873
-It put her
in a very forgiving mood.
-(chuckles)
403
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,299
(phone rings)
404
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,710
Oh, it's my mama.
Can I take a break?
405
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:28,802
Go for it.
406
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,637
Hi, Mama.
407
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,549
Phil has been waiting for his
mama to get out of Bible study
408
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:36,235
so he can tell her all about
his night at The Brown Hotel.
409
00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,830
I've never seen him so happy.
Good on you, Kat.
410
00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:40,348
Thanks, Randi.
411
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,725
But you don't need
to call me a hero.
412
00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:44,744
I'm not a hero.
413
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,412
Yeah, I didn't say that.
414
00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:49,415
But just to catch you up
on what I've been dealing with.
415
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,509
Purr-tricia has organized
a small kitty gang,
416
00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:54,012
and they keep trapping Firework
in the cat basket.
417
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,423
And, hey, look at the time.
That is no longer my problem.
418
00:16:57,575 --> 00:16:59,425
I will take Firework upstairs
419
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,020
until Purr-tricia's new owners
pick her up tomorrow.
420
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:06,249
It never ceases to amaze me how
the mean girls get picked first.
421
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,100
Yes, they do. I know.
422
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,253
-(meows)
-Yeah, I know.
You did the right thing.
423
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:12,363
You turned the other cheek.
424
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,591
(mewing)
425
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:16,609
Hello, Katharine.
426
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,778
Oh. (mutters)
427
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,187
Geez, Mom.
428
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,765
You scared the cat out of me.
429
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:24,450
What were you thinking,
430
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,435
calling that man
your boyfriend?
431
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,771
You're too young
to be so eccentric.
432
00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:32,625
What can I say? I wanted
to take Phil so I took Phil.
433
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,777
I had friends there.
434
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:38,056
Ladies from the Junior League,
girls from the pageant circuit.
435
00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:41,392
(gasps) Not the girls
from the pageant circuit.
436
00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:43,619
Did Miss Muhlenberg County
take notice?
437
00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:45,229
She certainly did.
438
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:48,441
Even with a glass eye, she could
tell something was amiss.
439
00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:55,556
Look, I'm sorry I embarrassed
you in front of your friends.
440
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,242
I'm not that sorry, but I'll
throw her a bone on that one.
441
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:01,395
There is no road map
of how I should live my life
442
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,564
as a 39-year-old
single woman, Mom.
443
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,491
So I'm just gonna have
to make it up as I go along.
444
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,829
And as you have witnessed,
it's gonna be kind of messy.
445
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,256
But also kind of awesome,
446
00:18:12,449 --> 00:18:15,576
'cause did you see me and Phil
out there line dancing?
447
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,671
I mean, we were by far
the best ones.
448
00:18:18,823 --> 00:18:20,489
Oh, honey, I'm just worried
449
00:18:20,591 --> 00:18:22,433
that you're not trying
to meet someone.
450
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,086
I mean, aren't you afraid
of becoming a sad cat lady?
451
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,773
Not a chance.
452
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:33,903
-I'm gonna be a rad cat lady.
-(mews)
453
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:37,115
And now, Mom,
454
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:39,117
now that
I've answered your questions,
455
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,844
I have a question for you.
456
00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:45,197
Do you ever feel
like a plastic bag?
457
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,774
Drifting through the wind?
458
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,044
Wanting to start again?
459
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,357
What the hell
are you talking about?
460
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:58,136
♪ You just got
to ignite the light ♪
461
00:18:58,329 --> 00:19:02,456
♪ And let it shine ♪
462
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,792
♪ Just own the night ♪
463
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,147
♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪
464
00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:13,058
-(door opens)
-♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪
465
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:16,970
♪ Come on,
show 'em what you're worth ♪
466
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,806
♪ Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪
467
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,552
♪ As you shoot
across the sky-y-y... ♪
468
00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,554
MAN:
Shut up!
469
00:19:25,573 --> 00:19:29,041
(quietly):
♪ Baby, you're a firework... ♪
470
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,064
♪ Come on,
let your colors burst ♪
471
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,917
♪ Make 'em go,
"Oh, oh, oh"... ♪
472
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,084
Oh. (laughs)
473
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,253
I thought I had locked that.
474
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,756
Nope, it's open.
Do you want me to lock it?
475
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:45,591
-Yeah. Would you?
-Sure.
476
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,427
Oh. Do you want me on the inside
or the outside of it?
477
00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,855
-(door closes)
-What do you think?
478
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:53,265
Inside.
479
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,084
Cool.
I was just leaving the bar
480
00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:56,585
and I saw your light on
and I thought
481
00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:57,920
maybe you'd want
to grab some dinner.
482
00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,680
Just to catch up.
483
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:01,532
Just two old friends
catching up.
484
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,944
Yeah, I want to grab dinner.
485
00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:06,946
I want to grab it
by the meatballs.
486
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,055
(laughs)
Oh!
487
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,314
What am I saying, Max?
488
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,283
I'm not sure.
489
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,104
Let me just go upstairs
and change into something nicer.
490
00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:16,380
Why?
491
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:18,382
'Cause I just threw this on
for work.
492
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,109
Are you comfortable?
493
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,970
Do you care what other people
think of you?
494
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,140
Then let's go.
495
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,118
Let's go.
496
00:20:29,136 --> 00:20:30,135
(quietly):
What?
497
00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:32,212
-Oh, we could-- Oh!
-Oh!
498
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,956
-Oh, I am so sorry.
-(groaning)
499
00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,716
Yeah, I might be bleeding.
500
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,217
(Kat groans nervously)
501
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,278
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502
00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,499
Um, I think you should sit
on the couch.
503
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,818
-(overlapping chatter)
-I was excited.
504
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,320
Bring me ice? Yeah.
505
00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:06,171
Put your feet up.
Put your legs up. Yeah.
506
00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:07,748
-(chatter continues)
-Seems like the right thing to--
507
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,250
Oh, okay, yeah, we're good.
Thank you. We're good.
508
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,177
Yeah, au revoir,
au revoir. Yeah.
509
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,421
(overlapping chatter continues)
510
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,332
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