1 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,657 Oh. You're early. 2 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:11,326 Or I'm late. (laughs) 3 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:14,162 Either way, hello. I'm glad you're here. 4 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:17,090 Let me, uh, get you caught up to speed. 5 00:00:17,243 --> 00:00:19,426 Earlier in the week, my mother came to me in a panic. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,728 Katharine?! 7 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,840 Mom, you scared the tea out of me. 8 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,842 Tara's renewing her vows. 9 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,029 I wanted to make sure you're okay. 10 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:31,679 Why wouldn't I be okay? 11 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,532 Because your best friend's getting two weddings, 12 00:00:33,683 --> 00:00:35,926 and you've never had one. 13 00:00:35,986 --> 00:00:38,095 (whispering): And you're 39. 14 00:00:38,113 --> 00:00:40,289 (whispering): Why are we whispering? 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,433 Oh. (laughs) 16 00:00:43,494 --> 00:00:44,768 Thought I had more time. 17 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,105 My mother's been extra worried about my single status 18 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:50,941 since my father died, which was super hard on both of us. 19 00:00:51,001 --> 00:00:52,885 -(crying) -(crying): I want to go to sleep 20 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,370 and never wake up. 21 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,265 I think I want to open a cat café. 22 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,135 So, I did. 23 00:01:02,288 --> 00:01:04,121 I quit my unfulfilling job as a math professor, 24 00:01:04,181 --> 00:01:06,123 and I opened Kat's Cat Café, 25 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:08,475 where I have two great employees who are super helpful. 26 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,718 Whoever thinks of a good name for our new cat 27 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,979 -gets an extra paid sick day. -(both gasp) 28 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,722 Oh! Uh, how about "Pudding," 29 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,391 'cause I could just eat him with a spoon? 30 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:18,726 How about "Firework," 'cause it looks like 31 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,395 one exploded in his ass? 32 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,915 -Ooh! I like that. -That's pretty good. -Yeah? 33 00:01:23,108 --> 00:01:25,659 I think he's purr-fect. 34 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,252 Now on with our show. 35 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,421 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:34,452 --> 00:01:36,169 Mmm. 37 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,672 This is so good, Phil. What am I eating? 38 00:01:38,824 --> 00:01:41,767 Well, my mama used to make it for us kids on the holidays. 39 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,103 We thought the burnt coconut looked like hair, 40 00:01:44,296 --> 00:01:47,022 so we called it "Mama's Hairy Pie." 41 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,335 Put it on the menu, but let's change the name. 42 00:01:51,353 --> 00:01:53,612 Hey, Kat, this came for you. 43 00:01:53,805 --> 00:01:56,097 Mm! This is the invitation 44 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,508 to my friend Tara's renewal-of-vows ceremony. 45 00:01:58,569 --> 00:02:02,955 Wait. My RSVP card says "Ms. Katharine Edith Silver and," 46 00:02:03,148 --> 00:02:04,197 and then there's this line. 47 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,016 Does that mean I get a plus-one? 48 00:02:06,076 --> 00:02:08,961 -Looks like it. -(gasps) This is so exciting! 49 00:02:09,112 --> 00:02:10,854 I never get a plus-one. 50 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:14,616 They're withheld from single people like a public shaming. 51 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,860 Since you're not dating anybody, you should just go alone 52 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:19,120 and have fun flirting with all the single men at the party. 53 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,472 That's one of my favorite games. 54 00:02:20,624 --> 00:02:22,307 I call it "Catch and Release." 55 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:25,960 Well, you obviously don't live with social anxiety like I do. 56 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,313 Did I tell you a guy got into my car yesterday, 57 00:02:28,506 --> 00:02:29,723 thinking it was an Uber? 58 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,375 I didn't want to make him feel bad, 59 00:02:31,435 --> 00:02:33,468 so I just drove him all the way to the airport. 60 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,304 Ooh, it says the reception will be held 61 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,139 in the Crystal Ballroom at The Brown Hotel. 62 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:43,220 Ooh, The Brown is the most iconic hotel in Louisville. 63 00:02:43,322 --> 00:02:45,222 Elizabeth Taylor lost an emerald 64 00:02:45,282 --> 00:02:48,083 out of her peacock broach there one time. 65 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,652 -Phil, are okay? -I'm... 66 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,487 No, I... I'm sorry. 67 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,657 It's just that Marty's work party was supposed to be there, 68 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,677 and I was so excited about dancing at the Crystal Ballroom. 69 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:00,345 But then he came home and said 70 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,406 he'd met that young buck at Big Lots! 71 00:03:02,466 --> 00:03:06,351 Who sold him a broom and swept him off his feet. 72 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:08,002 I'm so sorry, Phil. 73 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:11,148 It's my own fault. I asked him to buy the broom. 74 00:03:12,717 --> 00:03:14,842 I hate seeing people sad. 75 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:16,269 They look like wounded baby birds. 76 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,845 I just want to tape a little Popsicle stick 77 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,681 to that broken wing. 78 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,182 Here I go. 79 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,592 Phil? 80 00:03:22,653 --> 00:03:24,444 Huh? 81 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,188 Would you do me the honor of being my plus-one? 82 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,266 Get out of town. Are you kidding me, Kat? 83 00:03:29,284 --> 00:03:31,451 Nope. Not kidding. And we'll have a lot more fun 84 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,620 than you would've had at a stupid work party 85 00:03:33,772 --> 00:03:35,789 'cause this is a stupid renewing-their-vows ceremony. 86 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:38,700 -Plus, you'll be with me. -Oh, thank you, Kat. 87 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,034 Can I call my mama and tell her 88 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,628 I'm going to the Crystal Ballroom? 89 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,447 -Of course. -(laughing): Oh! 90 00:03:43,507 --> 00:03:45,373 Hey, Mama, guess what. 91 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:49,102 Gosh, I wonder what it's like to be excited to call your mom. 92 00:03:52,516 --> 00:03:54,307 One root beer, please. 93 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,142 I'll be with you in a minute, sir. 94 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:59,053 Not the first time that's happened. 95 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,480 Due to my low, resonant voice, 96 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,575 I often get mistaken for a man on the phone. 97 00:04:03,768 --> 00:04:06,578 And once on video chat. 98 00:04:06,771 --> 00:04:08,580 Oh, I am so sorr... 99 00:04:08,773 --> 00:04:10,415 Kat? 100 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,583 Max? 101 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,252 -(laughs) -No way! 102 00:04:13,445 --> 00:04:14,419 Hot Max? 103 00:04:14,612 --> 00:04:15,587 Oh. 104 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,572 That was meant for you. 105 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,092 So, how are you? What are you doing with your life? 106 00:04:20,285 --> 00:04:23,428 I just got back into town, and Carter gave me a job 107 00:04:23,621 --> 00:04:25,764 so I'd have an answer to questions like that. 108 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:27,766 Hey, do not let her behind the bar. 109 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:29,826 She likes to play with the soda gun. 110 00:04:29,886 --> 00:04:31,770 (laughs) I wasn't playing with it. 111 00:04:31,963 --> 00:04:33,272 I was inventing a new drink. 112 00:04:33,465 --> 00:04:35,941 I don't go to your café and invent new cats. 113 00:04:36,134 --> 00:04:37,943 You know what list you're on. 114 00:04:38,136 --> 00:04:40,445 It's not a good list. 115 00:04:41,639 --> 00:04:43,282 So what's going on with you? 116 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:46,510 Oh, I'm, uh... I'm meeting Tara here to discuss her wedding. 117 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,361 Her second wedding to her first husband. 118 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:51,439 I think she might be a wedding hoarder. 119 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,682 So, are you married? 120 00:04:52,784 --> 00:04:54,851 Yeah. Yes, of course. 121 00:04:54,953 --> 00:04:56,686 Oh, cool. You have kids? 122 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:58,688 Yeah, I got two of those rascals. 123 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:01,708 There's Orlando and, uh, Bloom. 124 00:05:02,753 --> 00:05:04,285 This is what I was talking about. 125 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,695 (whispering): This is social anxiety. 126 00:05:05,756 --> 00:05:07,380 What about you? 127 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:08,640 No, not married. 128 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:09,883 Yeah, me neither. 129 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,793 You just said you were. 130 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,462 Divorced now. No kids. 131 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:15,963 What happened to the kids? 132 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,650 (laughing): Well, that's a funny story, Max. 133 00:05:18,843 --> 00:05:21,320 Not funny "Ha, ha." 134 00:05:21,513 --> 00:05:23,380 Funny in that it is almost unbelievable. 135 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,565 -Oh. -We were, um, on vacation 136 00:05:25,717 --> 00:05:27,384 in the Himalayas, 137 00:05:27,444 --> 00:05:30,220 and they were just running around in shorts and T-shirts. 138 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,889 And I kept saying, "You're gonna freeze to death." 139 00:05:32,991 --> 00:05:35,751 And they... did. 140 00:05:36,728 --> 00:05:38,728 Fake kids at that age. 141 00:05:38,789 --> 00:05:42,065 I lobbed it, and he hit it right back. 142 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:45,493 I am unmarried, and I live alone above my cat café, 143 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,013 which is a... a lot sexier than it sounds. 144 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:51,165 Yeah, it's really good to see you, Kat. 145 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,426 Oh, will you excuse me for a sec? 146 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,836 (door opens) 147 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,538 KAT: Mm. 148 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,357 Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara, guess what? 149 00:05:58,550 --> 00:06:01,342 Look, we can keep arguing, or you can just agree with me. 150 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,011 Wise choice. Okay, I'll call you later. 151 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:06,590 Hey, Kitty Kats. So sorry. What were you saying? 152 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,349 Max is back, and he's here! 153 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,943 Ooh! 154 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,520 It's Max from college! (laughs) 155 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:15,098 Hey, wait. Didn't you have a crush on him? 156 00:06:15,158 --> 00:06:17,283 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 157 00:06:17,436 --> 00:06:18,785 Of course I did. 158 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,089 Everyone did, 'cause... well, look at him. 159 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,550 Well, fun! 160 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:27,034 Anyway, Katnip, I got your RSVP, 161 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,279 and I am so excited you're bringing someone. 162 00:06:29,339 --> 00:06:31,390 So, fill me in on this Phil Crumpler... 163 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,600 who must be filling you in. 164 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:36,970 She can be disgusting. 165 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,213 Phil's my new baker. And a friend. 166 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,549 We just started a culinary arts club. 167 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,051 It'll keep his little stem warm. 168 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,238 Oh. 169 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:48,740 Listen, if Phil's just a friend, you can't bring him. 170 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:50,558 The Brown Hotel is very expensive, 171 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,652 and we didn't really budget for extra guests. 172 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:56,564 But if I were to go on say, GettingLuckyinKentucky.com, 173 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,418 and randomly invited someone to be my date to your event, 174 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,028 you'd be fine paying for their meal? 175 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,647 Oh, no, no, no, no. Plus-one's are someone 176 00:07:03,665 --> 00:07:05,573 -you've been dating for a while. -Well, for how long? 177 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,834 Well, you know, when you're at that point in a relationship 178 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,094 where instead of saying, 179 00:07:09,287 --> 00:07:10,820 "Hey, what are you doing this weekend?," 180 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:12,597 you say, "Hey, what are we doing this weekend?" 181 00:07:12,749 --> 00:07:14,099 Yeah, that point in your relationship 182 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,583 where you stop calling her by her first name 183 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,585 and starting call her "Boo-Boo." 184 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,420 -Exactamundo. -Oh. 185 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,922 When is that? I mean, I feel like 186 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,607 that must be different for everybody. 187 00:07:22,759 --> 00:07:24,943 -Four months. -Four months. 188 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,594 Thank you so much, Carter. 189 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,596 You're welcome so much, Kat. 190 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,691 Well, maybe there could be a little wiggle room 191 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,026 about who I bring considering 192 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,678 this is a renewal-of-vows ceremony. 193 00:07:34,779 --> 00:07:36,863 It's not an actual wedding. 194 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,273 Oh, Kat, you know that I've been planning my wedding 195 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,184 since I was eight years old, and then it actually rained 196 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,128 on my wedding day, so then I started planning 197 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:45,964 my renewing-my-vows ceremony on my honeymoon. 198 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:48,358 I just want this to be perfect. 199 00:07:48,418 --> 00:07:51,361 Okay, I will come alone. 200 00:07:51,421 --> 00:07:52,712 Thanks for understanding, Katnip. 201 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:54,364 Thank you. Thank you. Okay. 202 00:07:54,424 --> 00:07:56,716 Now, onto more important things. What are you gonna wear? 203 00:07:56,868 --> 00:08:00,270 Please tell me you're not gonna wear the green pantsuit. 204 00:08:02,098 --> 00:08:04,207 I got this pantsuit seven years ago, 205 00:08:04,226 --> 00:08:06,376 and I've worn it to every fancy event since, 206 00:08:06,436 --> 00:08:08,302 and that includes National Donut Day, 207 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,973 as in "Do-not forget my pantsuit." Boom! 208 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,976 I've just never been obsessed with fashion. 209 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,720 And I don't appreciate those shows 210 00:08:16,738 --> 00:08:18,888 where "fashion experts" accost people on the street 211 00:08:18,949 --> 00:08:20,573 and tell them how hideous they look. 212 00:08:20,726 --> 00:08:21,908 If I had one of those shows, 213 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,727 I'd call it Wear What You Want! 214 00:08:23,745 --> 00:08:26,988 Excuse me, ma'am. Excuse me. Do you like what you're wearing? 215 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,657 -Yeah. -Are you comfortable? 216 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,344 -Yeah. -Do you care that other people might not like it? 217 00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:35,180 -No. -Great. Wear what you want! 218 00:08:36,174 --> 00:08:39,409 Seriously, this pantsuit is so comfortable, 219 00:08:39,469 --> 00:08:42,428 and it is so stretchy, I can do this. 220 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,930 And even this. 221 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,900 Whoa! Geez. I am so sorry! 222 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,511 Oh. Phil, 223 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,922 I have to talk to you. I am really sorry... 224 00:08:52,941 --> 00:08:55,275 Wait. I need to show you something. 225 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,853 (chuckles) For your friend's ceremony. 226 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:02,115 I saw it winking at me in women's petites, 227 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:06,102 and needless to say, I winked back. 228 00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:07,604 Well, be careful, Phil. 229 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:10,123 You might make that Crystal Ballroom jealous. 230 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,552 Oh, for the first time in a long while, 231 00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:17,722 I feel like my old self, Kat, and all that is thanks to you. 232 00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:20,875 So, what'd you need to tell me? 233 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,044 Uh... I forget. 234 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,121 But you look great. 235 00:09:25,181 --> 00:09:27,307 -Oh, well, thank you. -Yeah. 236 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,976 Don't look at me like that. I'll think of something. 237 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,888 (gasps) I thought of something. 238 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,389 Well, you caught me off guard today, Tara, 239 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,483 but I do need to tell you that... 240 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:40,153 Phil Crumpler and I actually are a couple, 241 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,322 and we've been keeping it on the Down Low, 242 00:09:42,474 --> 00:09:44,416 'cause, you know, he is quite a bit older than me. 243 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:48,569 Uh, yeah, well, it's, uh, been about five months. 244 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,256 (whispering): Four months seemed too on the nose. 245 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,822 ♪ Go and do the two-step, then cowboy boogie ♪ 246 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,082 ♪ Grab your sweetheart and spin out with 'em ♪ 247 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,417 ♪ Do the hoedown and get into it ♪ 248 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,511 ♪ It's simple, you can do it ♪ 249 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,255 ♪ Slide to the left, slide to the right ♪ 250 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,516 ♪ Now cool down, have a good time ♪ 251 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:14,562 ♪ 'Round, 'round, 'round and 'round you go ♪ 252 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:19,843 ♪ It's time to show out right now and take to the floor ♪ 253 00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:22,345 ♪ Go and do the two-step and... ♪ 254 00:10:22,405 --> 00:10:23,847 ♪ ♪ 255 00:10:23,907 --> 00:10:26,683 Oh. Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me. 256 00:10:26,743 --> 00:10:27,867 Thank you. 257 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,687 Katharine, why is Phil here? 258 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,538 Hmm. I brought him. 259 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:36,450 As my plus-one, because, you know, he's my boyfriend. 260 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,470 He's your what? 261 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,454 My boyfriend. 262 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,382 You know how when you have a friend who's a girl 263 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,309 and you're really close, you call her your girlfriend? 264 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,885 Well, Phil and I have gotten really close, 265 00:10:46,037 --> 00:10:47,336 so I call him my boyfriend. 266 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,205 So, if anybody asks, you can just say, 267 00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:51,015 "Yup, there's Kat and her boyfriend." 268 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,652 Ooh, I need a drink. Do you want one... girlfriend? 269 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,469 I think you've had too much. 270 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,729 No. No, that's quite enough. 271 00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:58,214 -You can't handle it. -Give it to me. 272 00:10:58,274 --> 00:10:59,157 -I don't think you should... -Mom, stop. 273 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,992 (gasps) 274 00:11:01,185 --> 00:11:03,286 My pantsuit! 275 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:09,150 MAX: Kat? 276 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,502 Max? 277 00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:12,245 (mouthing) 278 00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:14,321 What are you doing here? 279 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,008 When Cole heard I was back in town, he invited me. 280 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,401 I don't know if you remember, but 281 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,903 Cole and I used to play ball together. 282 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:22,329 Yeah, I remember you two playing with your balls. 283 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,499 Oh, and now I'd like to buy that sentence back 284 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,410 with an invisible dollar, sir. 285 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,762 And I will take that invisible dollar and put it in my pocket. 286 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,764 (chuckles) Speaking of remembering-- 287 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,750 I remember you were only supposed 288 00:11:33,852 --> 00:11:35,752 to teach English overseas for a year, 289 00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,420 and that was, like, ten years ago. 290 00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:38,922 That is true. 291 00:11:38,982 --> 00:11:41,199 And then, I started doing some traveling, and... 292 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,443 (British accent): Did you go to Narnia? 293 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,595 What? Why? Was...? 294 00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:47,780 Close. I met a girl in Paris. 295 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,934 (French accent): I am sorry I took so long, Mon Lapin. 296 00:11:50,994 --> 00:11:52,769 There was a little woman handing out towels 297 00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:54,771 to dry our hands in the toilette. 298 00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,382 So I had her take a series of photos 299 00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,927 of me applying my lipstick for my blog. 300 00:12:02,672 --> 00:12:04,280 (echoing): Hello. 301 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:06,224 MAX: So we're taking some time apart. 302 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:07,617 I'm sorry. What? 303 00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:09,251 Brigitte and I broke up. 304 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:13,473 So, came home for a while to clear my head. 305 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,882 And my arteries. 306 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,435 They dip cheese in cheese there. 307 00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:19,904 I thought I invented that. 308 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:21,981 -Oh. -Hi, Max. 309 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:24,391 -Hey. -Cole's looking for you. 310 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,727 Hi! Hey, Kitty Kats. 311 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,973 I see you hanging out with Max instead of your boyfriend. 312 00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:31,157 Well, that's because... 313 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,400 Because Phil's not your boyfriend. 314 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,403 (laughs) Yes, he is. 315 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,906 I mean, didn't you see us out on the dance floor? 316 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,242 Do you know why we're that good? 317 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,820 Sexual chemistry. 318 00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:45,746 I can't believe you'd lie to me, Kat. 319 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,323 -We grew up together. -(sighs) 320 00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:49,642 (quietly): We played doctor together. 321 00:12:52,296 --> 00:12:55,014 Yes, which is why I know your heart. 322 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,016 And even though your mouth said, 323 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,926 "You can't bring a friend to this wedding," 324 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,353 what I heard your heart say was, 325 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,630 "Sure, you can bring a friend! I'm chill." 326 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,174 I had our initials engraved in the butter pats. 327 00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:07,527 Does that sound chill to you? 328 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,529 Fine. You know what? 329 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,624 How about I write you a check for Phil's salmon? 330 00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,459 He didn't finish it, by the way. 331 00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:15,701 It was fishy. 332 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,370 (gasps) 333 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,798 You know what? I don't want to make a scene here. 334 00:13:19,991 --> 00:13:22,967 So, you win, Kat. You win. 335 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,711 (scoffs) 336 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,047 She rents this hall, 337 00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,474 she wears a big white stupid dress, 338 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,166 she invites 200 people, 339 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,370 but she doesn't want to make a scene? Okay. 340 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,389 Oh. (gasps) 341 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,799 My pantsuit! 342 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,110 Again?! 343 00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,643 This is all my fault. 344 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:54,165 No, it's Tara's fault for being so controlling 345 00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:56,150 and not cutting me a little slack. 346 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,502 Right after her C-section, 347 00:13:57,653 --> 00:13:59,395 when she wasn't allowed to have food yet, 348 00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:02,156 who did she ask to sneak her in a whole rotisserie chicken? 349 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,175 -You? -Me. 350 00:14:04,368 --> 00:14:06,085 And I did it, right under my shirt. 351 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,329 It burned me a little. 352 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,997 But if I hadn't been such a complainer 353 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,091 about Marty not taking me to his work party, 354 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,335 you wouldn't have felt like you had to bring me. 355 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,187 I didn't feel like I had to. 356 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,598 I felt like I deserved the same opportunity 357 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,933 as other guests to bring a plus-one. 358 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,436 I wanted a designated dance partner. 359 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,104 I wanted to bring someone I could gossip with 360 00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,589 about how much everybody drank 361 00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,015 and who's freezing the fat off their ass 362 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,942 and injecting it into their face. 363 00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:33,312 -That woman Lisa! -Thank you. Whew! 364 00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,782 I went to Tara's first wedding alone. 365 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,618 My dance choices were a priest 366 00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,953 or a grabby little eight-year-old named Dustin. 367 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,424 It's hard being single, isn't it? 368 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,793 It can be. 369 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,113 But here's the thing. 370 00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:52,390 I love my life. 371 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,708 I love my job. 372 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,895 I love my friends. 373 00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:59,731 But, yeah, there are times 374 00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:04,527 when doing things alone can be a little lonely. 375 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,313 I get that. 376 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,073 When Marty first left, I thought, 377 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:11,409 "Well, at least the house stays clean." 378 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,411 But it was so quiet. 379 00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:15,321 Too quiet. 380 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,808 When I came into your café that day, 381 00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,901 you said, "Welcome! I like your shirt." 382 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,645 -(chuckles) -And I said, "Thank you." 383 00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:25,757 I remember that because you were the first person 384 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,742 I had talked to in two weeks. 385 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,320 I'm glad you came in that day. 386 00:15:31,422 --> 00:15:33,823 Me, too. 387 00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,659 I don't think you should be too upset with Tara. 388 00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,327 She got three kids. 389 00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:42,106 And her husband's one of them loud talkers. 390 00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:45,168 I bet she'd love to switch places with you 391 00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:47,186 and be alone for a while. 392 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,023 When I sprained both my wrists trying to do parkour, 393 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,617 she did brush my teeth for me. 394 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,953 (Phil chuckles) 395 00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:57,121 Where you going? 396 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,123 I'm gonna go apologize to Tara 397 00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:01,876 before she leaves for her second honeymoon. 398 00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:07,548 Oh. (mutters) 399 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:15,698 I am just so glad that you two made up. 400 00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:17,533 Well, it helped that when I ran into the street 401 00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:20,536 to chase her down, I got clipped by her Just-Married-Again limo. 402 00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,873 -It put her in a very forgiving mood. -(chuckles) 403 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,299 (phone rings) 404 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,710 Oh, it's my mama. Can I take a break? 405 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:28,802 Go for it. 406 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,637 Hi, Mama. 407 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,549 Phil has been waiting for his mama to get out of Bible study 408 00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:36,235 so he can tell her all about his night at The Brown Hotel. 409 00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,830 I've never seen him so happy. Good on you, Kat. 410 00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:40,348 Thanks, Randi. 411 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,725 But you don't need to call me a hero. 412 00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:44,744 I'm not a hero. 413 00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,412 Yeah, I didn't say that. 414 00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:49,415 But just to catch you up on what I've been dealing with. 415 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,509 Purr-tricia has organized a small kitty gang, 416 00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:54,012 and they keep trapping Firework in the cat basket. 417 00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:57,423 And, hey, look at the time. That is no longer my problem. 418 00:16:57,575 --> 00:16:59,425 I will take Firework upstairs 419 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,020 until Purr-tricia's new owners pick her up tomorrow. 420 00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:06,249 It never ceases to amaze me how the mean girls get picked first. 421 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,100 Yes, they do. I know. 422 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,253 -(meows) -Yeah, I know. You did the right thing. 423 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:12,363 You turned the other cheek. 424 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,591 (mewing) 425 00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:16,609 Hello, Katharine. 426 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,778 Oh. (mutters) 427 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,187 Geez, Mom. 428 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,765 You scared the cat out of me. 429 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:24,450 What were you thinking, 430 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,435 calling that man your boyfriend? 431 00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,771 You're too young to be so eccentric. 432 00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:32,625 What can I say? I wanted to take Phil so I took Phil. 433 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,777 I had friends there. 434 00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:38,056 Ladies from the Junior League, girls from the pageant circuit. 435 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:41,392 (gasps) Not the girls from the pageant circuit. 436 00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:43,619 Did Miss Muhlenberg County take notice? 437 00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:45,229 She certainly did. 438 00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:48,441 Even with a glass eye, she could tell something was amiss. 439 00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:55,556 Look, I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your friends. 440 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,242 I'm not that sorry, but I'll throw her a bone on that one. 441 00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:01,395 There is no road map of how I should live my life 442 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,564 as a 39-year-old single woman, Mom. 443 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,491 So I'm just gonna have to make it up as I go along. 444 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,829 And as you have witnessed, it's gonna be kind of messy. 445 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,256 But also kind of awesome, 446 00:18:12,449 --> 00:18:15,576 'cause did you see me and Phil out there line dancing? 447 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,671 I mean, we were by far the best ones. 448 00:18:18,823 --> 00:18:20,489 Oh, honey, I'm just worried 449 00:18:20,591 --> 00:18:22,433 that you're not trying to meet someone. 450 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,086 I mean, aren't you afraid of becoming a sad cat lady? 451 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,773 Not a chance. 452 00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:33,903 -I'm gonna be a rad cat lady. -(mews) 453 00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:37,115 And now, Mom, 454 00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:39,117 now that I've answered your questions, 455 00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,844 I have a question for you. 456 00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:45,197 Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? 457 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,774 Drifting through the wind? 458 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,044 Wanting to start again? 459 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,357 What the hell are you talking about? 460 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:58,136 ♪ You just got to ignite the light ♪ 461 00:18:58,329 --> 00:19:02,456 ♪ And let it shine ♪ 462 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,792 ♪ Just own the night ♪ 463 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,147 ♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪ 464 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:13,058 -(door opens) -♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪ 465 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:16,970 ♪ Come on, show 'em what you're worth ♪ 466 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,806 ♪ Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ 467 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,552 ♪ As you shoot across the sky-y-y... ♪ 468 00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,554 MAN: Shut up! 469 00:19:25,573 --> 00:19:29,041 (quietly): ♪ Baby, you're a firework... ♪ 470 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,064 ♪ Come on, let your colors burst ♪ 471 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,917 ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"... ♪ 472 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,084 Oh. (laughs) 473 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,253 I thought I had locked that. 474 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,756 Nope, it's open. Do you want me to lock it? 475 00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:45,591 -Yeah. Would you? -Sure. 476 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,427 Oh. Do you want me on the inside or the outside of it? 477 00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,855 -(door closes) -What do you think? 478 00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:53,265 Inside. 479 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,084 Cool. I was just leaving the bar 480 00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:56,585 and I saw your light on and I thought 481 00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:57,920 maybe you'd want to grab some dinner. 482 00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:59,680 Just to catch up. 483 00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:01,532 Just two old friends catching up. 484 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,944 Yeah, I want to grab dinner. 485 00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:06,946 I want to grab it by the meatballs. 486 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,055 (laughs) Oh! 487 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,314 What am I saying, Max? 488 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,283 I'm not sure. 489 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,104 Let me just go upstairs and change into something nicer. 490 00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:16,380 Why? 491 00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:18,382 'Cause I just threw this on for work. 492 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,109 Are you comfortable? 493 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,970 Do you care what other people think of you? 494 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,140 Then let's go. 495 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,118 Let's go. 496 00:20:29,136 --> 00:20:30,135 (quietly): What? 497 00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:32,212 -Oh, we could-- Oh! -Oh! 498 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,956 -Oh, I am so sorry. -(groaning) 499 00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,716 Yeah, I might be bleeding. 500 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,217 (Kat groans nervously) 501 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,278 ♪ ♪ 502 00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,499 Um, I think you should sit on the couch. 503 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,818 -(overlapping chatter) -I was excited. 504 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,320 Bring me ice? Yeah. 505 00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:06,171 Put your feet up. Put your legs up. Yeah. 506 00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:07,748 -(chatter continues) -Seems like the right thing to-- 507 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,250 Oh, okay, yeah, we're good. Thank you. We're good. 508 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,177 Yeah, au revoir, au revoir. Yeah. 509 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,421 (overlapping chatter continues) 510 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,332 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 511 00:21:16,392 --> 00:21:18,567 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org