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Oh. You're early.

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Or I'm late. [laughs]

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Either way, hello.
I'm glad you're here.

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Let me, uh, get you
caught up to speed.

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Earlier in the week,
my mother came to me in a panic.

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Katharine?!

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Mom, you scared the tea
out of me.

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Tara's renewing her vows.

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I wanted to make sure
you're okay.

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Why wouldn't I be okay?

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Because your best friend's
getting two weddings,

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and you've never had one.

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[whispering]:
And you're 39.

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[whispering]:
Why are we whispering?

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Oh. [laughs]

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Thought I had more time.

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My mother's been extra worried
about my single status

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since my father died, which was
super hard on both of us.

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-[crying]
-[crying]: I want to go to sleep

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and never wake up.

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I think I want
to open a cat café.

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So, I did.

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I quit my unfulfilling job
as a math professor,

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and I opened Kat's Cat Café,

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where I have two great employees
who are super helpful.

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Whoever thinks of a good name
for our new cat

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-gets an extra paid sick day.
-[both gasp]

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Oh! Uh, how about "Pudding,"

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'cause I could just
eat him with a spoon?

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How about "Firework,"
'cause it looks like

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one exploded in his ass?

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-Ooh! I like that.
-That's pretty good.
-Yeah?

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I think he's purr-fect.

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Now on with our show.

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♪

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Mmm.

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This is so good, Phil.
What am I eating?

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Well, my mama used to make it
for us kids on the holidays.

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We thought the burnt coconut
looked like hair,

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so we called it
"Mama's Hairy Pie."

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Put it on the menu,
but let's change the name.

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Hey, Kat, this came for you.

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Mm! This is the invitation

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to my friend Tara's
renewal-of-vows ceremony.

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Wait. My RSVP card says "Ms.
Katharine Edith Silver and,"

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and then there's this line.

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Does that mean
I get a plus-one?

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-Looks like it.
-[gasps] This is so exciting!

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I never get a plus-one.

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They're withheld from single
people like a public shaming.

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Since you're not dating anybody,
you should just go alone

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and have fun flirting with all
the single men at the party.

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That's one of my favorite games.

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I call it "Catch and Release."

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Well, you obviously don't live
with social anxiety like I do.

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Did I tell you
a guy got into my car yesterday,

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thinking it was an Uber?

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I didn't want
to make him feel bad,

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so I just drove him
all the way to the airport.

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Ooh, it says
the reception will be held

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in the Crystal Ballroom
at The Brown Hotel.

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Ooh, The Brown is the
most iconic hotel in Louisville.

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Elizabeth Taylor lost an emerald

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out of her peacock broach there
one time.

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-Phil, are okay?
-I'm...

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No, I... I'm sorry.

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It's just that Marty's work
party was supposed to be there,

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and I was so excited about
dancing at the Crystal Ballroom.

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But then he came home and said

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he'd met that young buck
at Big Lots!

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Who sold him a broom
and swept him off his feet.

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I'm so sorry, Phil.

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It's my own fault.
I asked him to buy the broom.

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I hate seeing people sad.

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They look like
wounded baby birds.

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I just want
to tape a little Popsicle stick

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to that broken wing.

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Here I go.

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Phil?

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Huh?

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Would you do me the honor
of being my plus-one?

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Get out of town.
Are you kidding me, Kat?

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Nope. Not kidding.
And we'll have a lot more fun

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than you would've had
at a stupid work party

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'cause this is a stupid
renewing-their-vows ceremony.

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-Plus, you'll be with me.
-Oh, thank you, Kat.

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Can I call my mama and tell her

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I'm going
to the Crystal Ballroom?

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-Of course.
-[laughing]: Oh!

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Hey, Mama, guess what.

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Gosh, I wonder what it's like
to be excited to call your mom.

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One root beer, please.

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I'll be with you
in a minute, sir.

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Not the first time
that's happened.

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Due to my low, resonant voice,

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I often get mistaken
for a man on the phone.

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And once on video chat.

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Oh, I am so sorr...

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Kat?

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Max?

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-[laughs]
-No way!

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Hot Max?

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Oh.

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That was meant for you.

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So, how are you? What are you
doing with your life?

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I just got back into town,
and Carter gave me a job

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so I'd have an answer
to questions like that.

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Hey, do not let her
behind the bar.

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She likes to play
with the soda gun.

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[laughs]
I wasn't playing with it.

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I was inventing a new drink.

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I don't go to your café
and invent new cats.

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You know what list you're on.

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It's not a good list.

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So what's going on with you?

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Oh, I'm, uh... I'm meeting Tara
here to discuss her wedding.

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Her second wedding
to her first husband.

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I think
she might be a wedding hoarder.

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So, are you married?

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Yeah. Yes, of course.

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Oh, cool. You have kids?

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Yeah, I got two
of those rascals.

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There's Orlando
and, uh, Bloom.

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This is what
I was talking about.

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[whispering]:
This is social anxiety.

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What about you?

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No, not married.

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Yeah, me neither.

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You just said you were.

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Divorced now. No kids.

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What happened to the kids?

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[laughing]:
Well, that's a funny story, Max.

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Not funny "Ha, ha."

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Funny in that
it is almost unbelievable.

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-Oh.
-We were, um, on vacation

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in the Himalayas,

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and they were just running
around in shorts and T-shirts.

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And I kept saying,
"You're gonna freeze to death."

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And they... did.

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Fake kids at that age.

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I lobbed it,
and he hit it right back.

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I am unmarried, and I live alone
above my cat café,

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which is a... a lot sexier
than it sounds.

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Yeah, it's really good
to see you, Kat.

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Oh, will you excuse me
for a sec?

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[door opens]

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KAT:
Mm.

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Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara,
guess what?

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Look, we can keep arguing,
or you can just agree with me.

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Wise choice.
Okay, I'll call you later.

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Hey, Kitty Kats.
So sorry. What were you saying?

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Max is back, and he's here!

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Ooh!

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It's Max from college! [laughs]

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Hey, wait.
Didn't you have a crush on him?

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Of course I did.

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Everyone did, 'cause...
well, look at him.

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Well, fun!

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Anyway, Katnip, I got your RSVP,

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and I am so excited
you're bringing someone.

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So, fill me in
on this Phil Crumpler...

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who must be filling you in.

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She can be disgusting.

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Phil's my new baker.
And a friend.

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We just started
a culinary arts club.

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It'll keep his little stem warm.

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Oh.

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Listen, if Phil's just a friend,
you can't bring him.

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The Brown Hotel is
very expensive,

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and we didn't really budget
for extra guests.

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But if I were to go on say,
GettingLuckyinKentucky.com,

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and randomly invited someone
to be my date to your event,

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you'd be fine paying
for their meal?

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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Plus-one's are someone

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-you've been dating for a while.
-Well, for how long?

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Well, you know, when you're
at that point in a relationship

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where instead of saying,

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"Hey, what are you doing
this weekend?,"

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you say, "Hey,
what are wedoing this weekend?"

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Yeah, that point
in your relationship

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where you stop calling her
by her first name

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and starting call her "Boo-Boo."

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-Exactamundo.
-Oh.

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When is that?
I mean, I feel like

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that must be different
for everybody.

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-Four months.
-Four months.

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Thank you so much, Carter.

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You're welcome so much, Kat.

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Well, maybe there could be
a little wiggle room

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about who I bring considering

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this is
a renewal-of-vows ceremony.

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It's not an actual wedding.

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Oh, Kat, you know that I've been
planning my wedding

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since I was eight years old,
and then it actually rained

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on my wedding day,
so then I started planning

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my renewing-my-vows ceremony
on my honeymoon.

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I just want this to be perfect.

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Okay, I will come alone.

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Thanks for understanding,
Katnip.

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Thank you. Thank you. Okay.

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Now, onto more important things.
What are you gonna wear?

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Please tell me you're not
gonna wear the green pantsuit.

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00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:04,853
I got this pantsuit
seven years ago,

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and I've worn it
to every fancy event since,

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and that includes
National Donut Day,

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00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:12,774
as in "Do-not forget
my pantsuit." Boom!

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I've just never been obsessed
with fashion.

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And I don't appreciate
those shows

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where "fashion experts"
accost people on the street

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and tell them
how hideous they look.

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If I had one of those shows,

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I'd call it
Wear What You Want!

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Excuse me, ma'am. Excuse me.
Do you like what you're wearing?

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-Yeah.
-Are you comfortable?

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-Yeah.
-Do you care that other people
might not like it?

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-No.
-Great. Wear what you want!

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Seriously, this pantsuit
is so comfortable,

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and it is so stretchy,
I can do this.

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And even this.

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Whoa! Geez. I am so sorry!

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Oh. Phil,

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I have to talk to you.
I am really sorry...

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Wait. I need
to show you something.

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[chuckles]
For your friend's ceremony.

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I saw it winking at me
in women's petites,

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00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:07,132
and needless to say,
I winked back.

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00:09:07,176 --> 00:09:08,743
Well, be careful, Phil.

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00:09:08,786 --> 00:09:11,180
You might make
that Crystal Ballroom jealous.

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Oh, for the first time
in a long while,

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I feel like my old self, Kat,
and all that is thanks to you.

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So, what'd you need to tell me?

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Uh... I forget.

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But you look great.

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-Oh, well, thank you.
-Yeah.

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Don't look at me like that.
I'll think of something.

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[gasps]
I thought of something.

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Well, you caught me
off guard today, Tara,

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but I do need
to tell you that...

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Phil Crumpler and I actually
are a couple,

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and we've been keeping it
on the Down Low,

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'cause, you know,
he is quite a bit older than me.

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Uh, yeah, well, it's, uh,
been about five months.

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[whispering]:
Four months seemed
too on the nose.

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♪ Go and do the two-step,
then cowboy boogie♪

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♪ Grab your sweetheart
and spin out with 'em♪

247
00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,362
♪ Do the hoedown
and get into it♪

248
00:10:03,406 --> 00:10:05,756
♪ It's simple,
you can do it♪

249
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,411
♪ Slide to the left,
slide to the right♪

250
00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:10,761
♪ Now cool down,
have a good time♪

251
00:10:10,805 --> 00:10:14,765
♪ 'Round, 'round,
'round and 'round you go♪

252
00:10:14,809 --> 00:10:19,814
♪ It's time to show out right
now and take to the floor♪

253
00:10:19,857 --> 00:10:22,512
♪ Go and do
the two-step and...♪

254
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,861
♪

255
00:10:23,905 --> 00:10:26,690
Oh. Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me.

256
00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:27,996
Thank you.

257
00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:30,694
Katharine, why is Phil here?

258
00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:32,870
Hmm. I brought him.

259
00:10:32,914 --> 00:10:36,700
As my plus-one, because,
you know, he's my boyfriend.

260
00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:38,789
He's your what?

261
00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:40,356
My boyfriend.

262
00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:42,706
You know how when you have
a friend who's a girl

263
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,316
and you're really close,
you call her your girlfriend?

264
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,101
Well, Phil and I have gotten
really close,

265
00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:47,537
so I call him my boyfriend.

266
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,365
So, if anybody asks,
you can just say,

267
00:10:49,408 --> 00:10:51,280
"Yup, there's Kat
and her boyfriend."

268
00:10:51,323 --> 00:10:53,848
Ooh, I need a drink.
Do you want one... girlfriend?

269
00:10:53,891 --> 00:10:55,719
I think you've had too much.

270
00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:56,981
No. No, that's quite enough.

271
00:10:57,025 --> 00:10:58,548
-You can't handle it.
-Give it to me.

272
00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,505
-I don't think you should...
-Mom, stop.

273
00:10:59,549 --> 00:11:01,290
[gasps]

274
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,509
My pantsuit!

275
00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:09,385
MAX:
Kat?

276
00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:10,865
Max?

277
00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,518
[mouthing]

278
00:11:12,562 --> 00:11:14,564
What are you doing here?

279
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,001
When Cole heard I was back
in town, he invited me.

280
00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:18,524
I don't know
if you remember, but

281
00:11:18,568 --> 00:11:20,048
Cole and I used
to play ball together.

282
00:11:20,091 --> 00:11:22,615
Yeah, I remember you two playing
with your balls.

283
00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:25,967
Oh, and now I'd like
to buy that sentence back

284
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,751
with an invisible dollar, sir.

285
00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:29,927
And I will take that invisible
dollar and put it in my pocket.

286
00:11:29,971 --> 00:11:31,929
[chuckles]
Speaking of remembering--

287
00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:33,888
I remember
you were only supposed

288
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:35,890
to teach English overseas
for a year,

289
00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:37,761
and that was, like,
ten years ago.

290
00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:39,110
That is true.

291
00:11:39,154 --> 00:11:41,373
And then, I started doing
some traveling, and...

292
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,767
[British accent]:
Did you go to Narnia?

293
00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,900
What? Why? Was...?

294
00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:47,945
Close. I met a girl in Paris.

295
00:11:47,989 --> 00:11:51,122
[French accent]:
I am sorry I took so long,
Mon Lapin.

296
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,907
There was a little woman
handing out towels

297
00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,909
to dry our hands
in the toilette.

298
00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:57,650
So I had her take a series
of photos

299
00:11:57,694 --> 00:12:01,089
of me applying my lipstick
for my blog.

300
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,570
[echoing]:
Hello.

301
00:12:04,614 --> 00:12:06,616
MAX:
So we're taking some time apart.

302
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,965
I'm sorry. What?

303
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:09,575
Brigitte and I broke up.

304
00:12:09,619 --> 00:12:13,841
So, came home
for a while to clear my head.

305
00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:15,059
And my arteries.

306
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:17,801
They dip cheese in cheese there.

307
00:12:17,845 --> 00:12:20,195
I thought I invented that.

308
00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:22,153
-Oh.
-Hi, Max.

309
00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:24,808
-Hey.
-Cole's looking for you.

310
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:26,854
Hi! Hey, Kitty Kats.

311
00:12:26,897 --> 00:12:30,161
I see you hanging out with Max
instead of your boyfriend.

312
00:12:30,205 --> 00:12:31,597
Well, that's because...

313
00:12:31,641 --> 00:12:33,817
Because
Phil's not your boyfriend.

314
00:12:33,861 --> 00:12:36,777
[laughs] Yes, he is.

315
00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:39,127
I mean, didn't you see us
out on the dance floor?

316
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:41,564
Do you know why we're that good?

317
00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:44,001
Sexual chemistry.

318
00:12:44,045 --> 00:12:45,960
I can't believe
you'd lie to me, Kat.

319
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:47,657
-We grew up together.
-[sighs]

320
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,790
[quietly]:
We played doctor together.

321
00:12:52,531 --> 00:12:55,143
Yes, which is why
I know your heart.

322
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,319
And even though your mouth said,

323
00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:59,016
"You can't bring a friend
to this wedding,"

324
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:00,844
what I heard
your heart say was,

325
00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:02,977
"Sure, you can bring a friend!
I'm chill."

326
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,457
I had our initials engraved
in the butter pats.

327
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:07,982
Does that sound chill to you?

328
00:13:08,025 --> 00:13:10,027
Fine. You know what?

329
00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:12,900
How about I write you a check
for Phil's salmon?

330
00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:14,945
He didn't finish it, by the way.

331
00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:15,990
It was fishy.

332
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:17,861
[gasps]

333
00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:20,124
You know what? I don't want
to make a scene here.

334
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:23,258
So, you win, Kat. You win.

335
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:26,000
[scoffs]

336
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:28,176
She rents this hall,

337
00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,960
she wears a big white
stupid dress,

338
00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:31,483
she invites 200 people,

339
00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:34,747
but she doesn't want
to make a scene? Okay.

340
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:36,880
Oh. [gasps]

341
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:39,056
My pantsuit!

342
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,406
Again?!

343
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,849
This is all my fault.

344
00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:53,375
No, it's Tara's fault
for being so controlling

345
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,246
and not cutting me
a little slack.

346
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,769
Right after her C-section,

347
00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:58,728
when she wasn't allowed
to have food yet,

348
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,252
who did she ask to sneak her in
a whole rotisserie chicken?

349
00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:03,385
-You?
-Me.

350
00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:05,256
And I did it,
right under my shirt.

351
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,519
It burned me a little.

352
00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,086
But if I hadn't been
such a complainer

353
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,219
about Marty not taking me
to his work party,

354
00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:13,525
you wouldn't have felt
like you had to bring me.

355
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:15,397
I didn't feel like I had to.

356
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,878
I felt like I deserved
the same opportunity

357
00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:20,054
as other guests
to bring a plus-one.

358
00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:22,708
I wanted
a designated dance partner.

359
00:14:22,752 --> 00:14:24,275
I wanted to bring someone
I could gossip with

360
00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:25,842
about how much everybody drank

361
00:14:25,886 --> 00:14:27,148
and who's freezing
the fat off their ass

362
00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:29,150
and injecting it
into their face.

363
00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:32,283
-That woman Lisa!
-Thank you. Whew!

364
00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:36,157
I went
to Tara's first wedding alone.

365
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,593
My dance choices were a priest

366
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:40,074
or a grabby little
eight-year-old named Dustin.

367
00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:43,599
It's hard being single,
isn't it?

368
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,168
It can be.

369
00:14:47,211 --> 00:14:49,213
But here's the thing.

370
00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:51,694
I love my life.

371
00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:54,001
I love my job.

372
00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:56,046
I love my friends.

373
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:59,136
But, yeah, there are times

374
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:03,749
when doing things alone
can be a little lonely.

375
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,578
I get that.

376
00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:08,319
When Marty first left,
I thought,

377
00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:10,713
"Well, at least
the house stays clean."

378
00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:12,758
But it was so quiet.

379
00:15:12,802 --> 00:15:14,586
Too quiet.

380
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:17,981
When I came
into your café that day,

381
00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:20,027
you said, "Welcome!
I like your shirt."

382
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,898
-[chuckles]
-And I said, "Thank you."

383
00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:25,206
I remember that because
you were the first person

384
00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:28,078
I had talked to in two weeks.

385
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,559
I'm glad you came in that day.

386
00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:33,170
Me, too.

387
00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,999
I don't think you should be
too upset with Tara.

388
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,522
She got three kids.

389
00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:41,396
And her husband's
one of them loud talkers.

390
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:44,355
I bet she'd love
to switch places with you

391
00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:46,705
and be alone for a while.

392
00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:50,274
When I sprained both my wrists
trying to do parkour,

393
00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:52,015
she did brush my teeth for me.

394
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,104
[Phil chuckles]

395
00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:56,454
Where you going?

396
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,456
I'm gonna go apologize to Tara

397
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,981
before she leaves
for her second honeymoon.

398
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:06,856
Oh. [mutters]

399
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:14,995
I am just so glad
that you two made up.

400
00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:16,953
Well, it helped that when I ran
into the street

401
00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:19,651
to chase her down, I got clipped
by her Just-Married-Again limo.

402
00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:23,264
-It put her
in a very forgiving mood.
-[chuckles]

403
00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,613
[phone rings]

404
00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:27,050
Oh, it's my mama.
Can I take a break?

405
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:28,269
Go for it.

406
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:30,010
Hi, Mama.

407
00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:32,534
Phil has been waiting for his
mama to get out of Bible study

408
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:35,537
so he can tell her all about
his night at The Brown Hotel.

409
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,105
I've never seen him so happy.
Good on you, Kat.

410
00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:39,584
Thanks, Randi.

411
00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:42,109
But you don't need
to call me a hero.

412
00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:44,111
I'm not a hero.

413
00:16:44,154 --> 00:16:45,764
Yeah, I didn't say that.

414
00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:48,550
But just to catch you up
on what I've been dealing with.

415
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,987
Purr-tricia has organized
a small kitty gang,

416
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:53,294
and they keep trapping Firework
in the cat basket.

417
00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:56,601
And, hey, look at the time.
That is no longer my problem.

418
00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:58,821
I will take Firework upstairs

419
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:01,215
until Purr-tricia's new owners
pick her up tomorrow.

420
00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:05,567
It never ceases to amaze me how
the mean girls get picked first.

421
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,438
Yes, they do. I know.

422
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,571
-[meows]
-Yeah, I know.
You did the right thing.

423
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,703
You turned the other cheek.

424
00:17:12,704 --> 00:17:15,011
[mewing]

425
00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:16,056
Hello, Katharine.

426
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,232
Oh. [mutters]

427
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,494
Geez, Mom.

428
00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:22,192
You scared the cat out of me.

429
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,846
What were you thinking,

430
00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:25,717
calling that man
your boyfriend?

431
00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:28,198
You're too young
to be so eccentric.

432
00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:32,115
What can I say? I wanted
to take Phil so I took Phil.

433
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:33,899
I had friends there.

434
00:17:33,943 --> 00:17:37,294
Ladies from the Junior League,
girls from the pageant circuit.

435
00:17:37,338 --> 00:17:40,863
[gasps] Not the girls
from the pageant circuit.

436
00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:43,213
Did Miss Muhlenberg County
take notice?

437
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:44,736
She certainly did.

438
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:47,826
Even with a glass eye, she could
tell something was amiss.

439
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:54,703
Look, I'm sorry I embarrassed
you in front of your friends.

440
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:57,619
I'm not that sorry, but I'll
throw her a bone on that one.

441
00:17:57,662 --> 00:18:00,839
There is no road map
of how I should live my life

442
00:18:00,883 --> 00:18:02,885
as a 39-year-old
single woman, Mom.

443
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:05,017
So I'm just gonna have
to make it up as I go along.

444
00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:09,152
And as you have witnessed,
it's gonna be kind of messy.

445
00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:11,676
But also kind of awesome,

446
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,897
'cause did you see me and Phil
out there line dancing?

447
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:18,161
I mean, we were by far
the best ones.

448
00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:19,945
Oh, honey, I'm just worried

449
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:22,034
that you're not trying
to meet someone.

450
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:25,429
I mean, aren't you afraid
of becoming a sad cat lady?

451
00:18:25,473 --> 00:18:28,345
Not a chance.

452
00:18:29,346 --> 00:18:33,176
-I'm gonna be a rad cat lady.
-[mews]

453
00:18:34,351 --> 00:18:36,571
And now, Mom,

454
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:38,529
now that
I've answered your questions,

455
00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:41,315
I have a question for you.

456
00:18:41,358 --> 00:18:44,666
Do you ever feel
like a plastic bag?

457
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,190
Drifting through the wind?

458
00:18:47,234 --> 00:18:49,323
Wanting to start again?

459
00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:53,805
What the hell
are you talking about?

460
00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:57,635
♪ You just got
to ignite the light♪

461
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:01,944
♪ And let it shine♪

462
00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:05,382
♪ Just own the night♪

463
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:08,298
♪ Like the Fourth of July♪

464
00:19:08,342 --> 00:19:12,433
-[door opens]
-♪ Baby, you're a firework♪

465
00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:16,263
♪ Come on,
show 'em what you're worth♪

466
00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:19,353
♪ Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"♪

467
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:23,095
♪ As you shoot
across the sky-y-y...♪

468
00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:24,793
MAN:
Shut up!

469
00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:28,362
[quietly]:
♪ Baby, you're a firework...♪

470
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:34,803
♪ Come on,
let your colors burst♪

471
00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:37,109
♪ Make 'em go,
"Oh, oh, oh"...♪

472
00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:38,285
Oh. [laughs]

473
00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:40,243
I thought I had locked that.

474
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:42,811
Nope, it's open.
Do you want me to lock it?

475
00:19:42,854 --> 00:19:44,682
-Yeah. Would you?
-Sure.

476
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,337
Oh. Do you want me on the inside
or the outside of it?

477
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:49,948
-[door closes]
-What do you think?

478
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,255
Inside.

479
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:54,214
Cool.
I was just leaving the bar

480
00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:55,345
and I saw your light on
and I thought

481
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:56,999
maybe you'd want
to grab some dinner.

482
00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,827
Just to catch up.

483
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,524
Just two old friends
catching up.

484
00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,049
Yeah, I want to grab dinner.

485
00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:06,138
I want to grab it
by the meatballs.

486
00:20:06,182 --> 00:20:07,270
[laughs]
Oh!

487
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:08,315
What am I saying, Max?

488
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:10,273
I'm not sure.

489
00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:14,451
Let me just go upstairs
and change into something nicer.

490
00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:15,583
Why?

491
00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:17,498
'Cause I just threw this on
for work.

492
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,239
Are you comfortable?

493
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:22,154
Do you care what other people
think of you?

494
00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,332
Then let's go.

495
00:20:26,115 --> 00:20:28,160
Let's go.

496
00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:29,336
[quietly]:
What?

497
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:31,468
-Oh, we could-- Oh!
-Oh!

498
00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:33,122
-Oh, I am so sorry.
-[groaning]

499
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,863
Yeah, I might be bleeding.

500
00:20:34,906 --> 00:20:36,430
[Kat groans nervously]

501
00:20:36,473 --> 00:20:38,258
♪

502
00:20:57,538 --> 00:20:59,670
Um, I think you should sit
on the couch.

503
00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:01,977
-[overlapping chatter]
-I was excited.

504
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,326
Bring me ice? Yeah.

505
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,328
Put your feet up.
Put your legs up. Yeah.

506
00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:06,938
-[chatter continues]
-Seems like the right thing to--

507
00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:09,419
Oh, okay, yeah, we're good.
Thank you. We're good.

508
00:21:09,463 --> 00:21:11,465
Yeah, au revoir,
au revoir. Yeah.

509
00:21:11,508 --> 00:21:12,509
[overlapping chatter continues]