1 00:00:02,632 --> 00:00:05,113 Oh. Hey. I've missed you all. 2 00:00:05,156 --> 00:00:08,159 This is the part where you say you missed me, too. 3 00:00:08,203 --> 00:00:09,552 Oh, thank you. 4 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,119 So, let's get right to it. 5 00:00:11,162 --> 00:00:12,946 I got some great news this week. 6 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:14,948 [gasps] 7 00:00:14,992 --> 00:00:17,734 Mr. Mousekers, guess what! 8 00:00:17,777 --> 00:00:20,041 I'm a finalist for the Courier Journal's 9 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:21,477 annual Twenty Under Forty list. 10 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,044 20 people under 40 years old 11 00:00:23,087 --> 00:00:24,871 who have a positive impact on the community. 12 00:00:24,915 --> 00:00:26,177 Now, give me some paw. 13 00:00:26,221 --> 00:00:27,526 Yeah! 14 00:00:29,093 --> 00:00:30,834 And then I got something stuck in my head. 15 00:00:30,877 --> 00:00:32,488 No, not a salad fork. 16 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:34,794 Not a Q-tip. A song. 17 00:00:34,838 --> 00:00:38,015 ♪ Be the you that you've always dreamed of♪ 18 00:00:38,059 --> 00:00:40,844 ♪ Come and get fit and strong♪ 19 00:00:40,887 --> 00:00:44,935 ♪ We're the gym you've always dreamed of♪ 20 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,763 ♪ The place where you belong.♪ 21 00:00:46,806 --> 00:00:49,070 It's the jingle for the local gym. 22 00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:50,636 And if I make the Twenty Under Forty list, 23 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,638 they do a photo spread of all the winners. 24 00:00:52,682 --> 00:00:55,554 So, time to get fit for the pic. 25 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:58,514 Are you ready to be the you you've always dreamed of? 26 00:00:58,557 --> 00:01:01,473 Is Euclidean geometry the first form of architecture? 27 00:01:02,692 --> 00:01:04,650 Yes! The answer's yes. 28 00:01:04,694 --> 00:01:06,783 [growls] 29 00:01:06,826 --> 00:01:08,698 [imitates Schwarzenegger]: Are you intimidated by these muscles? 30 00:01:08,741 --> 00:01:11,222 [laughs] I'm just kidding. I haven't even been yet. 31 00:01:11,266 --> 00:01:13,137 On with our show. 32 00:01:13,181 --> 00:01:16,140 ♪ Be the you that you've always dreamed of♪ 33 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:19,622 ♪ The place where you belong, place where you belong♪ 34 00:01:19,665 --> 00:01:22,015 ♪ Place where you belong.♪ 35 00:01:22,973 --> 00:01:24,627 What's this? 36 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,150 Furry Time Story Time. 37 00:01:26,194 --> 00:01:28,326 It's a new program thought up by our owner. 38 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:32,113 Wherein a very handsome and gifted storyteller-- 39 00:01:32,156 --> 00:01:34,506 it's me-- reads stories 40 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:38,336 to the kids while being surrounded by sweet kitties. 41 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,903 Oh, that sounds like so much fun. 42 00:01:39,946 --> 00:01:42,732 Maybe I'll bring my son. 43 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:43,907 Is there wine for the grown-ups? 44 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:45,300 There is. 45 00:01:45,343 --> 00:01:46,518 -Then we'll definitely be there. -Ooh. 46 00:01:46,562 --> 00:01:48,216 [chuckles] 47 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:50,522 Mamas and their wine. 48 00:01:50,566 --> 00:01:52,394 I don't like it. 49 00:01:52,437 --> 00:01:54,352 [laughs] 50 00:01:54,396 --> 00:01:55,962 Well, I'm back. 51 00:01:56,006 --> 00:01:57,747 Spent a lot more than I intended to 52 00:01:57,790 --> 00:02:00,358 on gym clothes for my new life as a gym rat. 53 00:02:00,402 --> 00:02:02,795 But part of that was because I had to pay for a sports bra 54 00:02:02,839 --> 00:02:04,797 that a stranger had to cut me out of. 55 00:02:04,841 --> 00:02:07,235 Girl, zippers in the front will save your life. 56 00:02:07,278 --> 00:02:10,063 But zip slowly. You don't want to zip a nip. 57 00:02:10,107 --> 00:02:12,370 Huh. Been there, zipped that. 58 00:02:12,414 --> 00:02:14,285 Ooh. 59 00:02:14,329 --> 00:02:16,592 And I'm going to my first kickboxing class tomorrow 60 00:02:16,635 --> 00:02:18,898 Kind of nervous, but also excited, 61 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,987 'cause you know me, I love to kick. 62 00:02:21,988 --> 00:02:24,817 Oh! I am so sorry. I'm sorry. 63 00:02:24,861 --> 00:02:26,428 I-I'll clean that up. Let me get you a drink voucher. 64 00:02:26,471 --> 00:02:28,473 Don't worry. I keep them in my apron. 65 00:02:28,517 --> 00:02:30,345 Here you go. I'm sorry. 66 00:02:30,388 --> 00:02:32,216 You know, gyms weren't a thing when I was a kid. 67 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,913 We just climbed trees, 68 00:02:33,957 --> 00:02:37,961 chased livestock and danced for the Lord. 69 00:02:39,223 --> 00:02:40,485 Oh, Daniel and I are going to the gym tomorrow, too. 70 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:42,226 Maybe we'll see you there. 71 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,707 Oh, look at you and Daniel, getting sweaty together. 72 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,231 Or as I call it, "sweaty-to-getty." 73 00:02:47,275 --> 00:02:49,146 Well, you know we have to go on dates to places 74 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:51,453 that don't require tipping, since he's morally opposed. 75 00:02:51,496 --> 00:02:54,978 So it was either the gym or the zoo, and I don't do zoos, 76 00:02:55,021 --> 00:02:57,110 ever since I witnessed a disgusting event 77 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:58,982 with a monkey and some poop. 78 00:02:59,025 --> 00:03:02,594 I call it the monkey-rhea incident of 2015. 79 00:03:04,292 --> 00:03:05,989 Great news, dear. 80 00:03:06,032 --> 00:03:08,948 I found a lipstick that's smudge-proof, waterproof 81 00:03:08,992 --> 00:03:10,733 and Katharine-proof. 82 00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:12,474 -What does that mean? -My mother can't accept 83 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:14,302 the fact that I'm not big on lipstick. 84 00:03:14,345 --> 00:03:16,652 But there's something about my physiology 85 00:03:16,695 --> 00:03:19,481 that doesn't allow it to stay on my actual lips. 86 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:22,005 Hi, I'm Greg. 87 00:03:22,048 --> 00:03:24,181 Oh, hi. I'm Kat. 88 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,319 It's for your Twenty Under Forty interview 89 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:33,016 with Jordan Evan Luther. 90 00:03:33,059 --> 00:03:35,453 He's the one who makes the list every year. 91 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:37,760 Handlebar mustache. Everybody knows him. 92 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:40,023 You really think lipstick is gonna make the difference 93 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:41,981 between me getting on the list or not? 94 00:03:42,025 --> 00:03:43,113 Oh, I know it will. 95 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,680 Show me a man who can say no 96 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:46,682 to a bold, red lip 97 00:03:46,725 --> 00:03:49,075 and I'll show you a man who's dead inside. 98 00:03:49,119 --> 00:03:51,426 She is not wrong. Marty used to wear 99 00:03:51,469 --> 00:03:55,386 a tinted ChapStick. Got my blood pumping. 100 00:04:01,653 --> 00:04:03,525 ♪ Let's talk about sweat, baby♪ 101 00:04:03,568 --> 00:04:05,527 ♪ Let's talk about kickboxing♪ 102 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,833 ♪ Let's talk about all the good things at the gym... ♪ 103 00:04:07,877 --> 00:04:09,357 Nope. 104 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,533 Oh, do you want me to take that for you? 105 00:04:11,576 --> 00:04:13,926 -What? No. -Oh. 106 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:17,452 Oh. Guess she doesn't want to be my gym friend. 107 00:04:17,495 --> 00:04:21,891 Ooh, this looks like fun. 108 00:04:21,934 --> 00:04:24,937 Oh! Oh, I am so sorry. 109 00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:27,331 -Ow. -I'm sorry. But-but you know what? 110 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:28,985 T-This could be the hilarious beginning to our gym friendship. 111 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:30,378 We could hang out at the smoothie bar together, 112 00:04:30,421 --> 00:04:31,814 and people will be like, "How'd you meet?" 113 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,250 And you'll be like, "Funny story." 114 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:34,469 Go ahead, try it. Say, "Funny Story." 115 00:04:34,512 --> 00:04:36,340 -No. -No. Okay. 116 00:04:36,384 --> 00:04:38,299 -Hey, Kat. -KAT: Oh, hey. 117 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:39,735 Nice to see you again, Daniel. 118 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:41,258 Or should I say, Mr. Eleven of last year's 119 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:42,868 Twenty Under Forty List? 120 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:44,566 I see you, youngest partner 121 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:46,655 at the most prestigious law firm in Louisville. 122 00:04:46,698 --> 00:04:48,178 Oh, yeah, Kat's getting interviewed 123 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,006 -for that list tomorrow. -Oh, congrats. 124 00:04:50,049 --> 00:04:52,356 Thanks. So, tell me everything. 125 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,706 Did it change your life? Like, do you get showered with gifts? 126 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,665 Do people stop and stare at you on the street? 127 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:59,320 Uh, it did, actually. I got a bump in business, 128 00:04:59,363 --> 00:05:02,540 a bump in pay and it got me a stalker. 129 00:05:02,584 --> 00:05:04,150 I want all of those things. 130 00:05:04,194 --> 00:05:06,022 Uh, no, maybe not the stalker. 131 00:05:06,065 --> 00:05:08,981 Um, any insider tips on nailing the interview? 132 00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:11,244 Look, don't be intimidated by Jordan Evan Luther. 133 00:05:11,288 --> 00:05:12,637 Just give him three examples 134 00:05:12,681 --> 00:05:14,291 of how your work serves your community. 135 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:16,380 And most importantly, play it cool. 136 00:05:16,424 --> 00:05:18,295 [chuckles] That, I shall do. 137 00:05:18,339 --> 00:05:19,949 I'm gonna play it cool to the touch. 138 00:05:19,992 --> 00:05:22,212 -[yelps] -Whoa, I am so sorry. 139 00:05:23,779 --> 00:05:27,304 All right, all right, all right, gorgeous people. 140 00:05:27,348 --> 00:05:30,220 It is time to party. 141 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,831 Whoa! I love a good party. Yeah. 142 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,704 All right, let's go, to the left, to the left. 143 00:05:35,747 --> 00:05:37,662 You heard the man, you heard the man! 144 00:05:37,706 --> 00:05:39,577 To the left, to the left. 145 00:05:39,621 --> 00:05:41,579 You heard the man, you heard the man! 146 00:05:41,623 --> 00:05:43,799 To the left, to the left. 147 00:05:43,842 --> 00:05:46,018 You heard the man. You heard the man. 148 00:05:47,716 --> 00:05:50,980 Okay, everybody grab a mitt and partner up. 149 00:05:51,023 --> 00:05:52,764 Let's get six kicks on your right, 150 00:05:52,808 --> 00:05:55,071 six kicks on your left. 151 00:05:55,114 --> 00:05:56,855 You're with me, beautiful. 152 00:05:56,899 --> 00:06:00,250 I'm conflicted. I know it's a hollow compliment. 153 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,034 It's definitely sexist. 154 00:06:02,078 --> 00:06:04,428 But so few people say anything nice nowadays. 155 00:06:04,472 --> 00:06:07,649 All right. Right here. 156 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:09,215 [grunts] 157 00:06:09,259 --> 00:06:10,739 Sorry. 158 00:06:10,782 --> 00:06:12,610 I'm just... I'm seeing double right now. 159 00:06:12,654 --> 00:06:16,135 But I can assure you, I did kick one of the mitts I just saw. 160 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:18,834 Ooh. 161 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,620 -Damn, girl. You got some strong legs. -Thanks. 162 00:06:22,664 --> 00:06:25,318 -And Michelle Obama arms. -[laughs] Thanks. 163 00:06:25,362 --> 00:06:28,017 We should have a summer wedding, so you can go sleeveless. 164 00:06:29,018 --> 00:06:30,193 Say what? 165 00:06:31,499 --> 00:06:33,196 You did not just say the word "wedding" 166 00:06:33,239 --> 00:06:34,719 on our third date. 167 00:06:34,763 --> 00:06:37,635 Yeah, I did. I thought it and I said it. 168 00:06:37,679 --> 00:06:39,202 You know what else I'm thinking about? 169 00:06:39,245 --> 00:06:40,508 Whether our family Christmas cards 170 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:42,553 should be funny or sincere. 171 00:06:42,597 --> 00:06:45,208 W-Why don't you give me a break 172 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,036 and hit on these for a while? 173 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,082 I don't want to do it. 174 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:52,955 Come on. You got this. 175 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:55,305 I want you to find that voice that's holding you back 176 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,698 and prove it wrong. 177 00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:58,351 Come on. 178 00:06:58,395 --> 00:07:01,877 He's working my body, he's working my mind. 179 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,793 Mind, body, body, mind. 180 00:07:04,836 --> 00:07:07,317 SHEILA: Come on, you 39-year-old flat-ass. 181 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,319 This is your last chance 182 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,713 to make the Twenty Under Forty list. 183 00:07:11,756 --> 00:07:14,455 Now kick like you want it. 184 00:07:14,498 --> 00:07:16,065 [growls] 185 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:20,025 Yeah, see? You got it, gorgeous. 186 00:07:20,069 --> 00:07:22,506 Good job! Yeah, there you go. 187 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:24,682 Thanks, stud. [tongue clicks] 188 00:07:24,726 --> 00:07:26,684 Ah, ah. 189 00:07:26,728 --> 00:07:29,513 I woke up two minutes before my alarm went off. 190 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:31,210 That's how excited I am about my interview 191 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:33,256 for the Twenty Under Forty list. 192 00:07:33,299 --> 00:07:36,346 Unfortunately, I am so sore that I can't move my arms 193 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,826 to get out of bed. 194 00:07:37,869 --> 00:07:40,350 Or my legs. 195 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,091 And I have to pee. 196 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,840 How are you not sore, Randi? 197 00:07:51,883 --> 00:07:54,799 I couldn't even lift my arms to button my skirt. 198 00:07:54,843 --> 00:07:57,628 In case you were wondering, it's not buttoned. 199 00:07:57,672 --> 00:08:00,413 Because I work out every damn day. I'm used to it. 200 00:08:00,457 --> 00:08:02,328 But I'll tell you what I'm not used to: 201 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:05,027 a dude talking about us getting married on our third date. 202 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,464 So you got proposed to while I got paralyzed? 203 00:08:07,508 --> 00:08:10,119 -That seems fair. -Kat, I'm serious. 204 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:12,164 He was talking about sending out holiday cards. 205 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:15,385 I called him a player, and he said, "I'm a for-realer," 206 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,343 which is exactly what a player would say, 207 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:19,520 which I know, because I've said it. 208 00:08:20,956 --> 00:08:22,348 Oh, the mail's here. 209 00:08:22,392 --> 00:08:24,133 Take a reward scone, Frank. 210 00:08:24,176 --> 00:08:26,962 There's a surprise in the middle. 211 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:29,660 Oh, I'll just tell you, it's bacon. 212 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:32,924 What you got there, Phil? 213 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:36,537 Oh, it's the book I'm gonna read for Furry Time Story Time. 214 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,930 Mama used to read it to us kids every night 215 00:08:38,974 --> 00:08:42,499 and when she got to the end we'd say, "Read it again, Mama." 216 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:44,545 Partly because we didn't want to go back to bed 217 00:08:44,588 --> 00:08:48,113 and partly because she needed to practice her reading. 218 00:08:49,854 --> 00:08:51,900 Oh. Randi, it's Jordan Evan Luther 219 00:08:51,943 --> 00:08:53,379 from the Courier Journal. 220 00:08:53,423 --> 00:08:55,381 [gasps] He's early for my interview. 221 00:08:55,425 --> 00:08:57,601 Now I'm nervous on top of being sore. 222 00:08:57,645 --> 00:08:59,734 I'm sore-vous. 223 00:08:59,777 --> 00:09:01,779 Please don't talk like that during your interview. 224 00:09:01,823 --> 00:09:04,173 [scoffs] Obviously. 225 00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:08,046 [chuckles] Jordan Evan Luther, I believe? 226 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,613 -Kat Silver. -I am. 227 00:09:09,657 --> 00:09:11,920 The one and only. Actually, that's not true. 228 00:09:11,963 --> 00:09:14,139 There are six other Katharine Silvers in Louisville. 229 00:09:14,183 --> 00:09:15,619 The oldest of us is 93. 230 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:18,013 I like to think of her as our leader. 231 00:09:19,405 --> 00:09:21,625 Great. Okay, I am a little early, 232 00:09:21,669 --> 00:09:24,236 uh, but if you're ready, should we knock this out? 233 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,630 Yeah. Let's, uh, let's knock this out. 234 00:09:26,674 --> 00:09:29,938 Let's knock it out so hard that it gets a concussion. 235 00:09:29,981 --> 00:09:31,548 [chuckles] 236 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:34,595 [grunting] 237 00:09:34,638 --> 00:09:36,248 Oh, could I get a cup of coffee? 238 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:37,989 [strains]: Would be my pleasure. 239 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,123 Nothing I would like more-- 240 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:44,605 to walk over here and do that. Okay... 241 00:09:44,648 --> 00:09:46,084 [short chuckle] 242 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,695 [sighs] 243 00:09:47,738 --> 00:09:49,566 Oh. 244 00:10:11,457 --> 00:10:13,111 Is everything okay? 245 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,547 Yeah, it's just, um, 246 00:10:14,591 --> 00:10:16,419 I just, I overdid it a little bit 247 00:10:16,462 --> 00:10:18,682 at the gym down the street, so my muscles are spasming. 248 00:10:18,726 --> 00:10:22,207 Or I've been poisoned. I'm not really sure which. 249 00:10:22,251 --> 00:10:25,515 I just joined that gym. Yes, it's my new lunchtime ritual, 250 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,431 as I am trying to replace desk lunch 251 00:10:28,474 --> 00:10:30,259 with a smoothie and a workout. 252 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:32,087 Oh, I haven't checked out the smoothie bar, 253 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,872 although I did see there is one called Almond Attack, 254 00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:37,701 and I thought, "Well, I am up for that fight." 255 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:42,010 Ah. 256 00:10:42,053 --> 00:10:43,751 So, Kat, 257 00:10:43,794 --> 00:10:46,710 what inspired you to open a cat café? 258 00:10:46,754 --> 00:10:48,451 Um... [grunts] 259 00:10:48,494 --> 00:10:50,932 Well, uh, my father had just died, 260 00:10:50,975 --> 00:10:52,716 and I was kind of... 261 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,979 reevaluating my place in the world. 262 00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:56,938 And I thought, you know, 263 00:10:56,981 --> 00:10:59,157 "What can I do to make other people happy? 264 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,116 To make me happy?" 265 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:04,249 [chuckles] I know that probably sounds horribly corny. 266 00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:06,730 Or, as I like to call it, "horny." 267 00:11:11,126 --> 00:11:12,780 And then, when I tried to explain myself, 268 00:11:12,823 --> 00:11:15,043 I just kept repeating it over and over. 269 00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:16,479 Like, "I am such a horny person. 270 00:11:16,522 --> 00:11:18,133 I'm especially horny at night." 271 00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:19,656 On and on. 272 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,397 And do you know how many examples I gave 273 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,182 about how my café serves the community? None. 274 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,010 Then just call the dude and ask for another meeting. 275 00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:27,969 Tell him you were, like, high on drugs or something. 276 00:11:28,012 --> 00:11:29,927 'Cause that's what I thought when I first met you. 277 00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:33,452 He's not gonna give me two interviews 278 00:11:33,496 --> 00:11:35,237 when everybody else only gets one. 279 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,891 I wish I could just run into him somewhere, 280 00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:38,501 li-like at the grocery store. 281 00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:39,894 Or the gym! 282 00:11:39,937 --> 00:11:41,896 He goes to my gym! He told me that. 283 00:11:41,939 --> 00:11:44,376 I-I could just, like, run into him during his lunchtime workout 284 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,117 and drop my three examples. 285 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:48,598 Randi, maybe you and Daniel could go with me tomorrow 286 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,121 and Daniel can help me sweet-talk him? 287 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:51,557 Oh. No, no, no. I ditched Daniel. 288 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:53,472 He was way too cocky for me. 289 00:11:53,516 --> 00:11:56,127 But I am going on a date tonight with a doctor whose name is... 290 00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:57,259 Wait a minute. 291 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,347 It starts with a "P." 292 00:11:58,390 --> 00:11:59,957 Maybe a "E." 293 00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:01,872 Oh, "T"! Taryn. 294 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,526 You better get that figured out before you call out 295 00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:05,093 the wrong name in the throes of passion. 296 00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:06,703 No. 297 00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:08,879 Please never mention my throes of passion. 298 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:11,926 I'll go with you. 299 00:12:11,969 --> 00:12:14,102 I'll be your emotional support workout buddy. 300 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:16,757 You're a member of Body for the People, too? 301 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,803 It's like a secret society I am just learning about. 302 00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:20,935 Yeah, I'm trying to get more cardio in. 303 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:22,414 When I was living in France, 304 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,025 Brigitte and I would bike everywhere. 305 00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,504 It was such a good workout. 306 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,293 [French accent]: The only thing more fun to ride is you. 307 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,382 [bicycle bell dings] 308 00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:35,036 Okay! We get it! 309 00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:36,951 You're so in love, you can't even bike alone! 310 00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:38,735 Codependent much?! 311 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,563 I want to do it. 312 00:12:41,999 --> 00:12:44,219 Oh, good. 313 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:45,829 I'm glad you're all here. 314 00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:47,875 I just read over my childhood book 315 00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:50,573 that I was gonna read for Furry Time Story Time, 316 00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:51,922 and I think it might be... 317 00:12:51,966 --> 00:12:54,838 [whispers]: a tad bit racist. 318 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,797 Would one of y'all take a look? 319 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,841 What year was it written? 320 00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,277 1945. 321 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,192 MAX/CARTER/KAT/RANDI: It's racist. 322 00:13:05,544 --> 00:13:06,850 Oh, Carter, what am I gonna do? 323 00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:08,678 None of these books from the library 324 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,420 are as entertaining as the book I was gonna read. 325 00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:13,552 If you're looking for permission to read a racist book, 326 00:13:13,596 --> 00:13:15,554 you're not gonna get it from me. 327 00:13:15,598 --> 00:13:17,600 No, of course not. 328 00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:20,037 But maybe if you read it, 329 00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:22,039 you could tell me which parts to skip. 330 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,867 -No. -[sighs] 331 00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:26,609 Well, did you have a favorite book as a child? 332 00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:29,438 No, not really. They were always about animals or white people, 333 00:13:29,481 --> 00:13:30,874 so I could never relate. 334 00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,702 Yeah, I understand that. 335 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,532 I guess none of the books I read told my story either. 336 00:13:36,575 --> 00:13:37,925 Well, there's your answer. 337 00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:39,796 Tell your own story. 338 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,276 There may be a kid out there who needs to hear it. 339 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:42,494 Hmm. 340 00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:44,018 I'll have to leave the part out 341 00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:47,108 about where I took my donkey to the prom. 342 00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:49,850 Kids don't want to hear a love story. 343 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,332 -Hey, nice lipstick, by the way. -[chuckles] 344 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,117 Thanks, by the way. 345 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,120 My mom gave it to me and promises it'll stay on my lips. 346 00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:01,296 -I think it's made for drag queens. -[chuckles] 347 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,732 How's your smoothie? 348 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,473 Mine has a lot of particles in it. 349 00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:06,475 Yeah. My Almond Attack is feeling 350 00:14:06,518 --> 00:14:08,869 -a little attack-y in my tummy. -[chuckles] 351 00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:11,219 Guess I shouldn't have ordered that second one. [chuckles] 352 00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:14,135 Oh, hey, I think your guy's here. 353 00:14:14,178 --> 00:14:15,919 KAT: Oh, no. 354 00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,442 He's talking to my gym enemy. 355 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:19,575 Or, as I call her, my "gym-iny." 356 00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:21,707 I need you to distract her. Go flirt. 357 00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:24,623 Hey. I am not a piece of meat to be thrown at stuff. 358 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:25,842 Please? 359 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,760 Excuse me. Hey, is your name Michelle? 360 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,849 -No. Mia. -Oh, that's funny. 361 00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:34,111 You remind me of somebody I know. 362 00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:35,808 Mr. Luther. 363 00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:37,636 -Oh, uh, Ms. Silver. -Hi! 364 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,334 I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see you here, 365 00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:41,597 'cause you did mention you come to this gym. 366 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,728 That's right. Yeah, I'm just, you know, 367 00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:44,382 trying to get my workout in. 368 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,341 Yeah, I-I'll let you get to it. However, there... 369 00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:49,605 there were a few things that I forgot to tell you 370 00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:51,172 during my interview 371 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:54,262 about how my café helps serve the community. 372 00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:56,264 [gags] 373 00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:59,354 This smoothie is not serving my community very well right now. 374 00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:00,485 [grunts] 375 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:02,226 [grunts] First, we host 376 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,446 community outreach events... 377 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:05,882 [grunts] 378 00:15:05,926 --> 00:15:07,014 Second... [grunts] 379 00:15:07,057 --> 00:15:08,058 I'm about to lose this fight. 380 00:15:08,102 --> 00:15:09,146 Look away. 381 00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:12,715 [retching loudly] 382 00:15:14,151 --> 00:15:16,588 [coughs] 383 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,069 I'm sorry, where was I? 384 00:15:21,593 --> 00:15:22,986 Look, I know it was rough, 385 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:24,988 but you still might make the list. 386 00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:27,382 You know when somebody's trying to make you feel better 387 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:28,949 but they actually make you feel worse 388 00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,907 because they're making you relive the event? 389 00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:32,909 Stop making me relive the event. 390 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:36,043 Okay, new line of questioning. 391 00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:38,610 Why do you care about a stupid list anyway? 392 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,438 It's a big deal, Max. 393 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,788 They put your picture in the paper and they give you 394 00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:44,747 a pretty certificate to hang on your wall. 395 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,836 And all of the people who doubted me when I said 396 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,360 I was gonna open a cat café would see it and say, 397 00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:51,493 "Wow. She was right and I was wrong." 398 00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:54,104 Like my mother, my classmate from grad school Becky Finkle, 399 00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:55,888 the guy who gave me the loan at the bank 400 00:15:55,932 --> 00:15:58,195 and had the nerve to say, "I'll see you in default." 401 00:15:58,239 --> 00:15:59,283 [chuckles] 402 00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:01,982 So, you wanted validation? 403 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,681 I did. Is that shallow? 404 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,944 You took a huge risk with your life 405 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,729 and you want to tell the haters to suck it. 406 00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,905 It may be shallow, but it's real. 407 00:16:14,385 --> 00:16:16,431 He gets me. 408 00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:21,479 Um, what are you doing here? 409 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,960 I came for Story Time. This is Aubrey. 410 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:25,788 I stole her from a park. 411 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:28,356 Nah, I'm just kidding, she's my niece. 412 00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:29,879 [laughs] 413 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,880 And people say lawyers can't be funny. 414 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,534 [Randi laughs] 415 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:35,102 Uh, well, I told you that I have plans tonight. 416 00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:37,887 I'm going on a date with a doctor named Taryn. 417 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,584 Oh, well, I feel bad for him. 418 00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,108 Oh, yeah, and why is that? 419 00:16:41,151 --> 00:16:42,239 Well, because the whole time you're with him, 420 00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:44,067 you're gonna be missing me. 421 00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:46,287 And I can't imagine how hard that's gonna be on you, 422 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,985 but you're strong. 423 00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:53,511 Damn. The grapes on that guy. 424 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,169 So that night, after Daddy finished yelling, 425 00:16:59,213 --> 00:17:00,997 Little Phil Kitty hid all the things 426 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,260 that upset his daddy under his bed. 427 00:17:03,304 --> 00:17:06,133 Like his baton, his lace collection, 428 00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:09,397 and his firemen calendar. 429 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,007 He knew they'd be safe 430 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,922 because his Scarlett O'Hara doll, 431 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,272 that he permanently borrowed from his best friend's sister, 432 00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:17,013 was there to protect them. 433 00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:20,973 Even though she couldn't save Tara from burning. 434 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,762 And after another night of fighting with his dad, 435 00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:29,504 Little Kitty decided he could either buy a one-way ticket 436 00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:32,550 to Whisker-ta or he could do something scary. 437 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,509 He picked scary. 438 00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:37,686 Which, coincidentally, would become his favorite Spice Girl. 439 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:41,907 So he went to his daddy and he said, 440 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:46,042 "If you can accept the one thing you don't like about me, 441 00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:48,740 "then you'll get all the other things you love about me. 442 00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:50,786 And we can stay in each other's lives." 443 00:17:50,829 --> 00:17:52,309 All nine of them. 444 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,312 And after some thinking time, 445 00:17:55,356 --> 00:18:00,100 Daddy Kitty gave Little Kitty the hug of his life. 446 00:18:01,231 --> 00:18:02,754 [applause] 447 00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:04,582 Damn. 448 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,803 I didn't even cry this much when my son was born. 449 00:18:09,935 --> 00:18:12,764 I once built a nail salon out of Legos. 450 00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,593 Well, isn't that special? 451 00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:20,294 Ah, you're back. 452 00:18:20,337 --> 00:18:21,904 Yeah, I'm back. 453 00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:23,166 Couldn't quit thinking about me, could you? 454 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,994 No, that's not it. 455 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,648 Taryn had to go on an emergency call. 456 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:30,260 But maybe I did think about you a little bit. 457 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:31,914 Okay, good, 'cause you really had me 458 00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:33,394 sweating there for a while. 459 00:18:33,437 --> 00:18:35,091 Well, you look good in sweat. 460 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:38,007 Ah. So you're saying you want a summer wedding? 461 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,226 [both laugh] 462 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,098 Hey, everybody. I want to introduce you 463 00:18:42,142 --> 00:18:44,753 to the owner of Kat's Cat Café. 464 00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,103 Story Time was her idea. 465 00:18:47,147 --> 00:18:49,975 In fact, this whole café was her idea. 466 00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:52,413 A place where we can all come together, 467 00:18:52,456 --> 00:18:54,589 have fun and be ourselves. 468 00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:57,809 -Ms. Kat Silver! -[applause] 469 00:18:57,853 --> 00:18:59,942 JACOB: [whoops] We love you, Kat! 470 00:18:59,985 --> 00:19:02,031 Beep. [laughs] 471 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,251 Feel validated? 472 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:08,037 I don't need no stinking list. 473 00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:12,172 -Ah! -Cookies! 474 00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,176 I need to cancel my membership. 475 00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:18,178 Do you want to transfer your membership to another location? 476 00:19:18,221 --> 00:19:20,528 [chuckles] Do I want to eat glass for fun? 477 00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,357 The answer's no. I just want to cancel. 478 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,272 Well, we require a two-month notice to cancel, 479 00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:27,099 and you just joined last week. 480 00:19:27,143 --> 00:19:29,232 [laughs] 481 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:31,408 Here's the thing, Kyle. 482 00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:33,410 I joined this gym because I thought 483 00:19:33,454 --> 00:19:35,064 I was gonna get my picture in the paper. 484 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,674 But it turns out, that's not happening. 485 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,286 And that's okay because I also realized 486 00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:42,245 that your jingle just doesn't apply to me, because... 487 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,900 ♪ I was the me I've always dreamed of♪ 488 00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:47,337 ♪ Before I started coming here.♪ 489 00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:50,688 So, I know this is hard on the both of us, 490 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,909 but you got to let me go, Kyle. 491 00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:58,696 Sorry, the cancellation clause is very clear. 492 00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:02,004 Okay. 493 00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:03,832 Well, I'm, I'm guessing 494 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,008 there were some other clauses in there, too, as well. 495 00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:08,097 Like an inappropriate conduct clause 496 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,708 which might require you to kick somebody out 497 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,928 if they, say, uh, 498 00:20:12,971 --> 00:20:15,017 threw all your pens on the floor. 499 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,801 Or, uh, uh, what if I sexy-danced 500 00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:18,412 with every gym friend that comes in here? 501 00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:20,805 Like this gym friend. You need a sexy dance. 502 00:20:20,849 --> 00:20:23,460 You need a sexy dance. You need... No? 503 00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:25,157 No? Okay. Still nothing? 504 00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:29,336 Uh, what if I were to, uh, start doing the dolphin, 505 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:30,989 like, right in the middle of your lobby 506 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,426 for no apparent reason? 507 00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:34,166 [imitating dolphin squeak] 508 00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:39,128 SHEILA: Katharine? 509 00:20:40,085 --> 00:20:41,870 Mother? 510 00:20:41,913 --> 00:20:44,264 You're a member of this gym, too? 511 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:48,311 ♪ I'm moving on♪ 512 00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:51,227 ♪ The sun is shining♪ 513 00:20:51,271 --> 00:20:54,143 ♪ And it's a brand-new day♪ 514 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,232 ♪ I, I am go♪ 515 00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:58,321 ♪ We're living the moment♪ 516 00:20:58,365 --> 00:21:01,193 ♪ And it's a brand-new day♪ 517 00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,544 ♪ I'm moving on♪ 518 00:21:03,587 --> 00:21:05,459 ♪ The sun is shining♪ 519 00:21:05,502 --> 00:21:08,810 ♪ And it's a brand-new day♪ 520 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:11,073 ♪ I, I am go♪ 521 00:21:11,116 --> 00:21:13,075 ♪ We're living the moment♪ 522 00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:16,600 ♪ And it's a brand-new day.♪