1 00:00:02,632 --> 00:00:04,025 [whispering]: Oh, hey. 2 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:05,330 I'm whispering because I'm in 3 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:06,984 the local business council meeting. 4 00:00:07,028 --> 00:00:09,073 It's where local business owners meet to discuss 5 00:00:09,117 --> 00:00:11,684 and vote on issues that affect our businesses 6 00:00:11,728 --> 00:00:13,469 and the surrounding neighborhood. 7 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:16,602 Sometimes we get a little bogged down in the minutiae. 8 00:00:16,646 --> 00:00:18,517 Before we get into the docket, 9 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:21,085 everybody owes me 75 cents for the sweet tea. 10 00:00:21,129 --> 00:00:22,739 Uh, uh, point of order. 11 00:00:22,782 --> 00:00:25,089 Uh, what if we brought a travel mug from home? 12 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:26,395 Do we get a discount? 13 00:00:26,438 --> 00:00:29,441 Quiet. I have not opened the floor. 14 00:00:29,485 --> 00:00:31,400 Objection. Floors don't open. 15 00:00:31,443 --> 00:00:32,662 Neither should your mouth. 16 00:00:36,231 --> 00:00:37,884 The best thing about these meetings 17 00:00:37,928 --> 00:00:40,104 is it's made me and Carter much closer friends. 18 00:00:40,148 --> 00:00:42,411 Now we have our own special thing. 19 00:00:42,454 --> 00:00:44,848 Moving on, citing declining sales, 20 00:00:44,891 --> 00:00:46,719 Wayne Regan has closed his novelty joke shop 21 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:49,200 and resigned from the business council. 22 00:00:49,244 --> 00:00:51,637 His store was called Joke's On You. 23 00:00:51,681 --> 00:00:53,726 But I guess the joke was on Wayne. 24 00:00:54,727 --> 00:00:56,120 That was pretty funny. 25 00:00:56,164 --> 00:00:57,687 Marlene surprised me with that one. 26 00:00:57,730 --> 00:00:59,776 Yeah, I'm not laughing. I love that place. 27 00:00:59,819 --> 00:01:02,039 It's where I got these. 28 00:01:04,215 --> 00:01:06,913 Do we have any nominations to fill Wayne's spot? 29 00:01:06,957 --> 00:01:08,828 I nominate Kat Silver. 30 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:10,874 -What? Me? -Yeah. Come on. 31 00:01:10,917 --> 00:01:12,354 It's time we got somebody cool up there. 32 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:15,357 Oh. Well, then, I'll do it. [chuckles] 33 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,446 -Maybe take those glasses off. -Oh, right. 34 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:20,579 Anybody else? Maybe someone who owns a salon 35 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:21,928 and can touch up these roots? 36 00:01:21,972 --> 00:01:23,539 Mm-hmm! Looking at you, Ron. 37 00:01:23,582 --> 00:01:25,410 No? No? Okay. 38 00:01:25,454 --> 00:01:28,196 Well, then, it's, uh, it's official. 39 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:30,807 Kat Silver is the newest member of the business council. 40 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:32,548 And I know you will treat the position 41 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:34,724 with the gravity and respect it deserves. 42 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:36,508 You bet I will. 43 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:42,906 ♪ 44 00:01:46,866 --> 00:01:48,303 [squeals, laughs] 45 00:01:48,346 --> 00:01:50,696 -[chants]: Speech, speech. -[chuckles] 46 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:52,481 I just want y'all to know, 47 00:01:52,524 --> 00:01:54,091 that even though I'm on the local business council, 48 00:01:54,135 --> 00:01:55,962 there is no need to be intimidated. 49 00:01:56,006 --> 00:01:58,313 I'm the same approachable me I've always been. 50 00:01:58,356 --> 00:02:00,141 Okay, good, because you have something in your teeth. 51 00:02:00,184 --> 00:02:01,881 -Oh, which one? -To the left-- no, down. 52 00:02:01,925 --> 00:02:02,882 M-My left. 53 00:02:02,926 --> 00:02:04,797 It jumped a tooth. 54 00:02:04,841 --> 00:02:06,234 -Good evening, Councilwoman. -Mm. 55 00:02:06,277 --> 00:02:07,757 Good evening, local business owner. 56 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,672 I'm happy to inform you I have done 57 00:02:09,715 --> 00:02:12,936 the research on your proposition to extend your business hours. 58 00:02:12,979 --> 00:02:14,807 Then you know we the only street within a ten-block radius 59 00:02:14,851 --> 00:02:17,070 that has an 11:00 p.m. curfew for bars. 60 00:02:17,114 --> 00:02:20,161 Exactly. I mean, what is this, the Prohibition? Like, 61 00:02:20,204 --> 00:02:22,902 "Extra! Extra! No drinking, no dancing, 62 00:02:22,946 --> 00:02:24,904 "no fun, get your paper-- five cents-- polio, 63 00:02:24,948 --> 00:02:27,429 -tuberculosis." -How do I make it stop? 64 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:30,171 Y-You can't. You just have to let it wash over you. 65 00:02:30,214 --> 00:02:34,000 I'm just saying you've got my yea vote for item 1-A. 66 00:02:34,044 --> 00:02:35,828 Hopefully that'll counteract Mean Marlene's nay. 67 00:02:35,872 --> 00:02:37,787 'Cause she already said nothing good happens after 11:00. 68 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:40,224 Sounds like nothing good happens to Marlene after 11:00. 69 00:02:40,268 --> 00:02:42,226 -Oh-ho! -[whoops] 70 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,446 Well, I got your back, Carter. And your front. 71 00:02:44,489 --> 00:02:46,491 And your top and your bottom. Not that bottom. 72 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:48,363 Got your insides, got your outsides. 73 00:02:48,406 --> 00:02:49,799 [groans] 74 00:02:49,842 --> 00:02:52,105 Hello, everybody. I'm sorry I'm late. 75 00:02:52,149 --> 00:02:55,674 I've been decluttering to make room for Preston's things. 76 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:59,025 Ooh! My boyfriend's moving in. 77 00:02:59,069 --> 00:03:02,028 I've never cohabitated outside of marriage. 78 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:03,682 I feel naughty. 79 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,118 Oh, you shouldn't feel naughty, 80 00:03:05,162 --> 00:03:06,511 just concerned you're gonna go to hell. 81 00:03:06,555 --> 00:03:08,557 No, Sheila, I'm teasing. 82 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,516 I did it for 30 years. 83 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:16,304 Oh, I am so proud of my girl. 84 00:03:16,347 --> 00:03:19,220 I brought you Grandma's pearls. 85 00:03:19,263 --> 00:03:21,178 Because you know what they say. 86 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:23,398 "Girls who wear pearls..." 87 00:03:23,441 --> 00:03:26,662 "Contribute to the overfishing of the oyster population 88 00:03:26,705 --> 00:03:28,141 of the Atlantic Coast"? 89 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:30,231 -[laughs] -Ugh. No. 90 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:32,494 Girls who wear pearls rule the world. 91 00:03:32,537 --> 00:03:34,409 Right, Randi? 92 00:03:34,452 --> 00:03:36,628 Yeah, okay. 93 00:03:36,672 --> 00:03:40,153 Oh, look what I found. Your old tap shoes. 94 00:03:40,197 --> 00:03:43,113 -[laughs]: Oh. -Katharine was quite the tapper. 95 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,984 She could have gone all the way. 96 00:03:45,028 --> 00:03:46,856 Well, not sure what "all the way" is 97 00:03:46,899 --> 00:03:48,336 in the tap world. 98 00:03:48,379 --> 00:03:49,989 Unless you get in the touring company 99 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:52,296 of Anything Goes, there's literally nowhere to go. 100 00:03:53,906 --> 00:03:55,386 Oh, Max, 101 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:57,388 is there any chance you 102 00:03:57,432 --> 00:03:59,869 and your muscles would be free to help me move some furniture 103 00:03:59,912 --> 00:04:01,827 into the basement this weekend? 104 00:04:01,871 --> 00:04:04,439 You might be able to find some nice stuff for your apartment. 105 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:07,224 Uh, definitely. Yeah, I could use a TV stand. 106 00:04:07,268 --> 00:04:08,704 And a TV. 107 00:04:08,747 --> 00:04:10,401 And a couple of bedside tables. 108 00:04:10,445 --> 00:04:12,229 -Can you tell I hate to shop? -[Sheila chuckles] 109 00:04:13,926 --> 00:04:15,667 Oh, no. 110 00:04:15,711 --> 00:04:17,278 What's wrong, sugar? 111 00:04:17,321 --> 00:04:19,802 I meant you, Randi, not the actual sugar. 112 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:22,021 But how are you, sugar? 113 00:04:22,065 --> 00:04:24,937 Now back to you, Randi. 114 00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:26,765 Daniel was supposed to be my model 115 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:28,463 for a photography project at school, 116 00:04:28,506 --> 00:04:30,334 but now he has to leave town for work. 117 00:04:30,378 --> 00:04:32,945 Damn, I wish I wasn't dating a man who has a job. 118 00:04:32,989 --> 00:04:35,644 Ooh, wait, I didn't mean it. I take that back, Lord. 119 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:37,646 You could ask Max to pose for you. 120 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,735 He should be a model anyway. 121 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:42,738 The theme of the project is modern masculinity. 122 00:04:42,781 --> 00:04:45,044 Daniel is the first Black partner at his law firm, 123 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:48,526 -and Max is just a hot, white bartender. -I see your point. 124 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:51,747 I'd still do him, but I see your point. 125 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:53,139 I'll tell you who else 126 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:55,403 should be a model. This cake pop. 127 00:04:55,446 --> 00:04:57,840 Where you going with those pretty little sprinkles on you? 128 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:59,581 Paris andMilan? 129 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:01,539 Well, smell you. 130 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,327 Phil, do you think you could pose for me? 131 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,241 I think I can work with this. 132 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:09,591 Are you sure? 133 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:11,723 I've been called a lot of things, 134 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:13,899 but "masculine" and "modern" 135 00:05:13,943 --> 00:05:17,076 do not rate high on that list. 136 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,949 So, it's official. 137 00:05:19,992 --> 00:05:21,864 The signs will be called speed humps 138 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:23,344 and not speed bumps. 139 00:05:24,432 --> 00:05:25,911 Okay, next up, 140 00:05:25,955 --> 00:05:27,565 extended hours at the Middle C. 141 00:05:27,609 --> 00:05:29,480 Mr. Cook, please address the council. 142 00:05:30,481 --> 00:05:31,439 Thank you. 143 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:32,875 I appreciate it. 144 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:35,138 You know, owning a piano bar, 145 00:05:35,181 --> 00:05:37,967 people always ask me, "Do you play the piano? 146 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:39,142 Do you sing?" 147 00:05:39,185 --> 00:05:41,274 I say, "I do not." 148 00:05:41,318 --> 00:05:43,320 -[Kat chuckles] -In fact, my Sunday school 149 00:05:43,364 --> 00:05:45,235 choir teacher told me that there were plenty of other ways 150 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,628 that I could honor the Lord. 151 00:05:46,671 --> 00:05:48,804 -[Kat chuckles] -But the thing is, 152 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:50,414 I've always loved music, 153 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,285 and I love being a positive part of the community. 154 00:05:52,329 --> 00:05:54,113 And a few more hours of positivity 155 00:05:54,157 --> 00:05:55,767 could really benefit the neighborhood. 156 00:05:55,811 --> 00:05:57,465 And my kid's teeth. 157 00:05:57,508 --> 00:06:00,076 He needs braces. Like, bad. 158 00:06:00,119 --> 00:06:02,165 The boy look like a possum. 159 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,123 Thank you. 160 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,822 Oh, no, no, no. No clapping. Just eats up time. 161 00:06:06,865 --> 00:06:09,259 All right. We will now hear arguments 162 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,000 from some community members. 163 00:06:11,043 --> 00:06:13,698 I'm all for the Middle C being open later. 164 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:16,092 Get my drink on. Get my song on. 165 00:06:16,135 --> 00:06:17,572 Go home, 166 00:06:17,615 --> 00:06:19,487 get my bongo on. 167 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:21,314 Then Mom's boyfriend Glenn comes down, 168 00:06:21,358 --> 00:06:22,881 yells, "Knock it off!" 169 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:26,494 Then I yell back, "You're not my dad, Glenn!" 170 00:06:28,147 --> 00:06:30,019 I live across the street from the Middle C 171 00:06:30,062 --> 00:06:32,456 and have a new baby. [chuckles] 172 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:36,373 The noise makes it really hard to get him to sleep, 173 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,593 and if it were to stay open later, 174 00:06:38,636 --> 00:06:41,204 I don't know what I would do. 175 00:06:41,247 --> 00:06:44,860 I already feel like my breast pump is taunting me. 176 00:06:45,861 --> 00:06:47,776 The question everyone should be asking: 177 00:06:47,819 --> 00:06:50,779 is this neighborhood prepared to handle the negative impact 178 00:06:50,822 --> 00:06:53,608 that will occur when a bar stays open late? 179 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:56,175 Each hour a bar stays open 180 00:06:56,219 --> 00:06:57,307 past 11:00 p.m., 181 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,135 there's a 16% increase in crime. 182 00:06:59,178 --> 00:07:00,571 This includes graffiti, 183 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:01,964 public urination, 184 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:03,879 public urination while spraying graffiti. 185 00:07:03,922 --> 00:07:04,967 I've seen it. 186 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:06,534 The drunker people are, 187 00:07:06,577 --> 00:07:08,623 the more likely they are to just set crap on fire. 188 00:07:08,666 --> 00:07:10,233 Garbage cans, street signs. 189 00:07:10,276 --> 00:07:12,235 Paper toilet seat covers. 190 00:07:12,278 --> 00:07:13,889 That's why there's none ever there 191 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:15,586 when you're in the restroom. 192 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:18,459 So, please, listen to what we're saying tonight. 193 00:07:18,502 --> 00:07:20,809 Do the right thing to keep our neighborhood safe. 194 00:07:22,854 --> 00:07:24,987 All right. Time to vote on the Middle C 195 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:26,554 extending their hours of operation. 196 00:07:26,597 --> 00:07:27,729 All those in favor? 197 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:31,646 All those not in favor? 198 00:07:32,734 --> 00:07:35,388 Ms. Silver, you haven't voted. 199 00:07:37,739 --> 00:07:39,262 -Can I abstain? -MARLENE: No. 200 00:07:39,305 --> 00:07:40,698 -Can I go to the bathroom? -MARLENE: No. 201 00:07:40,742 --> 00:07:43,266 -Can I phone a friend? -MARLENE: No. 202 00:07:43,309 --> 00:07:45,790 Yea or nay? And you're the tiebreaker, so make it quick. 203 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:47,444 'Cause if I don't feed my Yorkie by 7:00, 204 00:07:47,488 --> 00:07:49,098 he goes after the paper towels. 205 00:07:49,141 --> 00:07:50,665 Yeah, Kat. Yea or nay? 206 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,453 Nay. 207 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,892 Well, the nays have it. 208 00:08:08,378 --> 00:08:10,206 Now he won't let me in his bar. 209 00:08:10,249 --> 00:08:12,600 But there were so many con arguments and safety concerns. 210 00:08:12,643 --> 00:08:15,254 I saved him a lot of aggravation. 211 00:08:15,298 --> 00:08:17,692 -Don't you agree? -Carter pays me, 212 00:08:17,735 --> 00:08:20,042 so I'm gonna have to be Switzerland on this one. 213 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:21,913 Uh, Switzerland is one of the most highly weaponized 214 00:08:21,957 --> 00:08:23,524 countries in the world. 215 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:25,351 The last canton didn't give women the vote 216 00:08:25,395 --> 00:08:28,441 until 1991. I don't think you want to be Switzerland. 217 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:29,921 Oh, hey, that's a nice chair. 218 00:08:29,965 --> 00:08:32,794 Oh. Yeah, it was my dad's favorite. 219 00:08:32,837 --> 00:08:34,491 Every night, I would sit 220 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:36,145 in his lap, tell him about my day. 221 00:08:36,188 --> 00:08:38,147 How my college classes were going. 222 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:40,279 Oh, hey, 223 00:08:40,323 --> 00:08:41,542 is that a jukebox? 224 00:08:41,585 --> 00:08:43,935 No, it's a pizza oven. [laughs] 225 00:08:43,979 --> 00:08:45,589 -Obviously, it's a jukebox. -Right. 226 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:47,809 It's actually the original one from Happy Days. 227 00:08:47,852 --> 00:08:50,463 -Really? -No. It's just a regular jukebox. 228 00:08:50,507 --> 00:08:53,249 Nobody plays it anymore. You want it? 229 00:08:53,292 --> 00:08:55,599 -Absolutely. -Wait. I've got a better idea. 230 00:08:55,643 --> 00:08:56,905 I'm gonna give it to Carter. 231 00:08:56,948 --> 00:08:58,863 That's not better for me. 232 00:08:58,907 --> 00:09:00,299 Well, Carter's always talking about how much 233 00:09:00,343 --> 00:09:01,518 he has to pay his daytime pianist. 234 00:09:01,562 --> 00:09:03,564 Don't say that word too fast. 235 00:09:05,174 --> 00:09:07,176 So, now he has free music at lunchtime, 236 00:09:07,219 --> 00:09:08,873 and people love a jukebox. 237 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,919 Yeah, including me. But whatever. 238 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,010 Max, I have the most beautiful cashmere coat 239 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:17,273 for you. Grandpa Silver brought it from Europe. 240 00:09:17,316 --> 00:09:19,623 He asked to be buried in it when he died, 241 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,756 but tragically, we couldn't find it. 242 00:09:21,799 --> 00:09:22,931 Where was it? 243 00:09:22,974 --> 00:09:24,323 In the closet on a hanger. 244 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,108 -Isn't life funny? -[Max laughs] 245 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,936 That's so nice of you, Sheila. 246 00:09:27,979 --> 00:09:30,025 Of course. It'll come in handy 247 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:31,722 if you ever get a real job. 248 00:09:32,984 --> 00:09:35,465 Aw. You're like family here. 249 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:40,035 It was so nice of Kat 250 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:43,473 -to let me borrow her pearls. -Mm-hmm. 251 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:46,737 You look concerned, which is making me concerned 252 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:48,347 'cause you're looking at my face. 253 00:09:48,391 --> 00:09:50,872 Oh, I'm sorry, Phil. It's not you, it's me. 254 00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:53,222 It sounds like we're breaking up. 255 00:09:53,265 --> 00:09:56,529 It's just, I'm not doing great in this class. 256 00:09:56,573 --> 00:09:59,620 My professor says my photographs lack inspiration. 257 00:09:59,663 --> 00:10:01,360 Wow. 258 00:10:01,404 --> 00:10:04,102 You're usually such a confident critter, Randi. 259 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,670 I'm not used to seeing this side of you. 260 00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:09,412 When I graduated high school, 261 00:10:09,455 --> 00:10:10,805 my parents said they would pay for college 262 00:10:10,848 --> 00:10:12,763 if I studied anything but art. 263 00:10:12,807 --> 00:10:15,331 So, I didn't go to school until I could pay for it myself. 264 00:10:15,374 --> 00:10:16,941 And now I kind of feel like 265 00:10:16,985 --> 00:10:18,073 I'm paying all this money for something 266 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,292 I might be just mediocre at. 267 00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:22,468 I think you need a bath. 268 00:10:22,512 --> 00:10:23,774 [sniffs] 269 00:10:23,818 --> 00:10:25,602 Stupid crystal deodorant. 270 00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:26,734 [chuckles]: No. 271 00:10:26,777 --> 00:10:29,214 I mean an inspiration bath. 272 00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:30,955 Mama used to swear by 'em. 273 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:33,610 She said the water would wash the worries away 274 00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:36,265 and let the good ideas bubble up. 275 00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:37,875 Course, then she'd put me in the tub 276 00:10:37,919 --> 00:10:40,269 with my little brother, Tinker the Stinker, 277 00:10:40,312 --> 00:10:43,141 and other things would bubble up. 278 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,624 -♪ -[tap dancing] 279 00:10:55,937 --> 00:10:59,723 Shoes are a little snug, but we dancers smile through it. 280 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:01,333 Are you trying to cost me more business 281 00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,248 by making people think this is a Capezio store? 282 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:04,902 And I only know what that is 283 00:11:04,946 --> 00:11:06,599 'cause I once dated a ballerina for a summer. 284 00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:08,427 Okay, I'll stop. 285 00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,127 Sorry. Once you start a triple-time step, 286 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,651 you got to see it through. 287 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:16,609 I have something for you. 288 00:11:16,653 --> 00:11:19,047 Are you gonna turn back time and vote for me to extend my hours? 289 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,353 I can't take back my vote, and I still think 290 00:11:21,397 --> 00:11:23,094 that that was the best thing for the neighborhood. 291 00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:25,793 But I do care about you 292 00:11:25,836 --> 00:11:28,186 and your business and our friendship, 293 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,797 so I have a surprise for you. 294 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,233 It's in the back. 295 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:32,669 Fine. But only because it gets you away 296 00:11:32,713 --> 00:11:33,975 from the entrance to my bar. 297 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,768 This is now the fourth thing I've done in my life 298 00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:46,117 that I will never talk about. 299 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:47,728 Doesn't it feel good? 300 00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:49,294 To make waves with your feet 301 00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:51,079 and squish the water up between your toes? 302 00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:53,821 I'm not convinced this is sanitary 303 00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:56,345 since I'm also squishing some leftover kitty litter 304 00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:58,608 between my toes, but it does feel good 305 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,479 after being on my feet all day. 306 00:12:00,523 --> 00:12:02,960 I have always loved the water. 307 00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:06,050 When it was hot out, us kids would go down to the river, 308 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:10,098 take our clothes off, yell "Sun's out, holes out" 309 00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:11,752 and jump in. 310 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:14,972 That's quite an image, Phil. 311 00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:16,713 Wait. 312 00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,802 That's quite an image. 313 00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:21,152 Phil... 314 00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:23,633 would you consider getting naked for me? 315 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,462 Like naked, naked? Like jump-in-the-river naked? 316 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:27,898 Well, you're the one who wanted me 317 00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:29,117 to take this inspiration bath, Phil, 318 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,553 and that's what bubbled up. 319 00:12:30,596 --> 00:12:32,424 And don't you think it's time 320 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,470 the world sees something besides big muscles and ripped abs? 321 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:39,344 Phil, are you ready to show the world your cute potato-bod? 322 00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:42,130 I am, I am. 323 00:12:44,828 --> 00:12:46,003 It is right... 324 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:49,833 Oh, no! No, no! No, no! Wait! 325 00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:51,835 Wait! No! No! No! 326 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,228 Wait! That's my truck and that's my... 327 00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:54,707 [loud crashing] 328 00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:55,883 ...jukebox! 329 00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:58,407 Now it's more of a junk box. 330 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,894 I mean, if you heard a loud crash, 331 00:13:06,937 --> 00:13:08,634 why didn't you come and see what was going on? 332 00:13:08,678 --> 00:13:09,940 Because I'm one of those weird people 333 00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:12,029 that runs away from danger. 334 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,076 My dad's jukebox is busted, 335 00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:17,121 I'm not welcome at the piano bar next door. 336 00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:20,472 I guess for me, today isthe day the music died. 337 00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:22,083 Well, don't feel too bad. 338 00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:24,302 The music on that jukebox died a long time ago. 339 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,391 Randi, I was so excited 340 00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:28,132 because Carter and I were really bonding 341 00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:29,873 in those council meetings. 342 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,919 Then he named that sandwich after me. 343 00:13:31,962 --> 00:13:34,138 Wait. Carter named a sandwich after you? 344 00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,748 Yeah, it was a good one, too. 345 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,838 He called it "The Kat Burger." 346 00:13:37,881 --> 00:13:39,317 Ooh, that sounds nasty. 347 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,145 Ooh, yeah. Now that I hear it out loud, 348 00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:42,712 you're right. 349 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,366 And you should know 350 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,020 that Carter only names sandwiches after people 351 00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:47,369 when he wants something from them. 352 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,153 And yes, there once was 353 00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:51,373 a Randi Reuben that was never ordered, never eaten, 354 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,070 because I shut that down real quick. 355 00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:55,029 Wait. Are you suggesting 356 00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:57,466 that he buttered me up with a vegan sandwich? 357 00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,033 Thereby rendering it non-vegan? 358 00:13:59,076 --> 00:14:00,861 Because that's diabolical. 359 00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:04,734 I mean, I'm not saying that he was being diabolical. 360 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,954 It just sounds like he was trying to work you 361 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:08,477 for your vote, and now he's mad 362 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,608 because he couldn't puppet-master you. 363 00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,654 Well, wait. 364 00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,482 Why didn't he just try to get on the board himself 365 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:15,571 and then vote for himself? 366 00:14:15,614 --> 00:14:18,313 Because you can't vote for your own agenda. 367 00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:20,097 Item rule 27-A. 368 00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:23,709 Wow! I did get worked. 369 00:14:23,753 --> 00:14:25,320 New experience, new feelings. 370 00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:27,061 I've never been worked before. 371 00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:28,714 Somehow, I doubt that. 372 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:32,762 I'm ready, Randi. 373 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,243 Are you naked under there, Phil? 374 00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:37,985 Yep, as the day I was born. 375 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,379 It's okay. It's all in the name of art. 376 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,294 Phil's helping me with my photography class. 377 00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:45,253 Come on, Phil. I have everything set up out back. 378 00:14:45,296 --> 00:14:47,037 -[Phil chuckles] -Wait. Aren't you gonna be cold outside? 379 00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:53,087 Nope. God blessed me with the lush fur of a snowshoe hare. 380 00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:01,399 What happens in this café when I'm not around? 381 00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:08,798 Ugh. Not again. 382 00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:19,896 Kat, what the hell is going on? 383 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,246 Well, you won't answer my texts, 384 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,118 I don't feel welcome in your bar, 385 00:15:24,161 --> 00:15:26,424 but I still have some things I need to tell you. 386 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,252 And you thought this was the best way? 387 00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:29,993 Just spit it out. 388 00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:32,039 Fine. 389 00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:34,563 I think you nominated me just to get my vote. 390 00:15:34,606 --> 00:15:36,565 No, I just thought it would be good to have a friendly voice 391 00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:38,436 on the council, somebody who enjoyed my bar 392 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,916 who could see my side of things. 393 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,787 Aha! You admit it! 394 00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:45,617 I can't believe I was gonna give you my dad's jukebox-- 395 00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:47,358 no strings attached, by the way-- 396 00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:49,534 because that's what real friendship is. 397 00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:51,014 No, what real friendship is, 398 00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:53,016 is two people helping each other out. 399 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,018 I think real friendship means respecting the other person 400 00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:56,846 if they have a difference of opinion. 401 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,065 Then I guess when it comes to friendship, 402 00:15:58,108 --> 00:15:59,631 we just agree to disagree. 403 00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:02,025 Well, I disagree, so I disagree to disagree. 404 00:16:02,069 --> 00:16:03,331 Then that would mean we agree. 405 00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:05,420 -I disagree! -Oh. 406 00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:11,078 Quit looking out the window at the Middle C. 407 00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:13,080 [sighs] I can't help it. 408 00:16:13,123 --> 00:16:14,777 I wish I could be one of those people who, 409 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,301 when they get mad at someone, they stay mad. 410 00:16:17,345 --> 00:16:18,999 I'm just not that person. 411 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,913 I miss Carter and the Middle C. 412 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:24,569 I miss those piano-based '70s sing-alongs. 413 00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:27,137 I mean, where else am I gonna wear my Cher wigs? 414 00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:30,532 When I get in an argument, I always say, 415 00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:33,448 "You're right, I'm wrong," and get on with it. 416 00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:35,667 I developed that strategy because I'm small 417 00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:38,583 and ill-suited for battle. 418 00:16:38,627 --> 00:16:40,977 Or maybe I just need to accept the fact 419 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:43,371 that friends come into your life for a reason or a season. 420 00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:46,461 You know, maybe the season of Carter is over. 421 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,332 Maybe I should look at this as an opportunity. 422 00:16:48,376 --> 00:16:50,204 Maybe I should start up a little friendship 423 00:16:50,247 --> 00:16:51,770 with Jack from the used bookstore, 424 00:16:51,814 --> 00:16:53,511 see where that takes me. 425 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,775 The guy from the used bookstore's name is "Bobby Ray." 426 00:16:56,819 --> 00:16:59,648 Then I will initiate the conversation by saying, 427 00:16:59,691 --> 00:17:03,260 "Bobby Ray, I'm sorry I've been calling you Jack for a year." 428 00:17:03,304 --> 00:17:05,741 Hey, y'all. Look at this. 429 00:17:05,784 --> 00:17:08,874 I made some test prints from our shoot last night, 430 00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:10,876 and I may be a genius. 431 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,182 Whoa! 432 00:17:12,226 --> 00:17:15,098 Phil, you took off your apron. 433 00:17:15,142 --> 00:17:18,667 Yeah, well, it was a full moon last night, 434 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:22,149 so we decided, "Moon's out, holes out." 435 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:27,589 Plus, the apron came in handy when I had to snap away a rat. 436 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:31,332 You know, Randi, I don't know if it's your photography skills, 437 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,552 or just the way the moonlight is dancing off that wall, 438 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,426 but I never realized how beautiful our dumpster area is. 439 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:41,733 I think it's my dumpster area that sells it. 440 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,433 I just figured out how to help Carter. 441 00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,609 I thought the season of Carter was over. 442 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:51,134 Have you not been listening? I can't stay mad at someone. 443 00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:53,963 Should I be flattered or alarmed 444 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,749 that she just ran up to her room with a picture of me naked? 445 00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:06,497 Now what? 446 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,456 Look at this. 447 00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:09,761 -Whoa! -Whoa! 448 00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:11,633 Phil's naked. 449 00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,374 How am I supposed to look at that man in the eye again? 450 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,767 Put your thumb there. Look past Phil. 451 00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:17,160 I'm not touching that. 452 00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:20,163 Okay, um, cover it with this. 453 00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:22,687 -Hey, now it's 3D. -[Kat sighs] 454 00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:24,298 You know what? Forget the picture. 455 00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:26,474 I'm pretty sure I can't forget that picture. 456 00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:29,825 Carter, I think I figured out a way 457 00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,088 for you to serve more customers during regular business hours 458 00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:33,698 to make up for not staying open later. 459 00:18:33,742 --> 00:18:35,265 Yeah? How's that? 460 00:18:35,309 --> 00:18:37,485 Back patio seating. 461 00:18:37,528 --> 00:18:39,226 There's plenty of room back there. 462 00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:41,532 The brick wall is rustic and super cool. 463 00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,230 Plus, I did some research. 464 00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:45,493 You already have approval for a back patio from when 465 00:18:45,536 --> 00:18:47,756 the Middle C was a strip club called "Leave It To Beavers." 466 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,497 Oh, hey, I remember that place... Huh? 467 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,238 What? Never mind. 468 00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:54,893 Anyway, Randi and I can help you decorate it 469 00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:56,808 and make it look awesome, with twinkle lights, 470 00:18:56,852 --> 00:18:59,855 'cause that's the cheap way to make anything look awesome. 471 00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:03,163 It's true. I got pictures of her in her cap and gown. Twinkly. 472 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,470 Why are you doing this, Kat? 473 00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,298 I mean, I thought we came to a disagreement. 474 00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,563 Because you're important to me. 475 00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:17,438 In winter, spring, summer or fall, 476 00:19:17,481 --> 00:19:19,701 all you got to do is call. 477 00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:22,704 And I'll be there, yes, I will. 478 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:25,272 -You know why? -Yeah, I know why. 479 00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:27,970 -♪ 'Cause you got a friend...♪ -I said I know why. 480 00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:30,233 And I've been thinking about it. 481 00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:33,018 I do respect you for voting for what you thought was right. 482 00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,981 -Thank you. -Even though I disagree. 483 00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:43,072 Which I respect, and I politely disagree back. 484 00:19:44,421 --> 00:19:46,118 Bring it in? 485 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,035 [Kat laughs] 486 00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:53,213 My professor says a great photograph 487 00:19:53,256 --> 00:19:55,084 is one you can't look away from, 488 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,999 and he stared at the one I took of Phil so long, 489 00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,305 his glasses fogged up. 490 00:19:58,348 --> 00:19:59,523 -Oh! -Oh! -Oh! 491 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,221 And then he gave me my first "A." 492 00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:04,136 -[cheering] -Congratulations. 493 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,009 Oh, and Randi is gonna help me use one of the pictures we took 494 00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:09,185 for my Christmas card this year. 495 00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:13,363 We're gonna cover the naughty bits with snowflakes and tinsel. 496 00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:15,409 -Can't wait for mine. -Mm. 497 00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,802 -Sounds festive. -I got to hand it to you, Kat. 498 00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:19,804 This back patio is off the hook. 499 00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:22,416 And I'm glad Daddy's jukebox found a home... 500 00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:24,679 that isn't mine. 501 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,420 Yeah, Carter and I went halfsies to restore it. 502 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:28,160 Yeah. Pretty dang cool, isn't it? 503 00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:29,684 Hey, did I ever tell you, 504 00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,033 that's the original one from Happy Days? 505 00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:32,469 -For real? -No! 506 00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,558 Why does everyone believe that? 507 00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:37,213 ["Dancing in the Street" by Martha and the Vandellas plays] 508 00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:39,041 -I love this song. -I love this song. 509 00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:42,305 ♪ Calling out around the world♪ 510 00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:46,309 ♪ Are you ready for a brand-new beat?♪ 511 00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:50,357 ♪ Summer's here, and the time is right♪ 512 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,663 ♪ For dancing in the street♪ 513 00:20:52,707 --> 00:20:55,144 ♪ They're dancing in Chicago♪ 514 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,320 ♪ Dancing in the street♪ 515 00:20:57,364 --> 00:20:59,366 ♪ Down in New Orleans...♪