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So yeah, I'm throwing
a Cat-A-Versary party,

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because the café's been
open a year, can you believe it?

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It's a fundraiser
for the Humane Society.

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There'll be cats in costumes

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and a photo booth
and kettle corn.

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Kettle corn? You should have led
with that. I'm in.

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Great. So, uh...

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how's tall and grumpy doing?

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Oh, he's a pure delight
around me,

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but when I mentioned you
earlier,

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he clenched his fist so hard
he broke the soda gun.

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Well, I am undeterred.

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Hey, Max, I-I'd love to see you
at my Cat-A-Versary party.

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Uh, Carter's gonna be there,
my mom's coming.

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She's auditioning
for the musical Cats

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at the community theater,
so she's been spending

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a lot of time at the café
to research cat behavior.

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Here's your coffee, Mother.

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Look, I get that you're
still upset with me

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for reaching out
to your ex-girlfriend

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while on sleeping medication
not prescribed to me, but--

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Oh, men's room? Ha.

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Still undeterred.

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Deterred.
Definitely deterred.

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-Wow, that looks amazing.
-Thanks.

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I've been doing squats.

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Katharine, please help me
get this feline off my lap.

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Oh, Mr. Mousekers never
falls asleep in someone's lap.

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Well, he's been here
quite a while, and now

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I have to use the ladies' room,
and his weight

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is pressing on my bladder.

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Please don't bring up
his weight.

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He just got his confidence
back up.

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Mr. Mousekers...

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Uh-oh.

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What's wrong?

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-Mommy?
-Yes?

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-I don't think Mr. Mousekers
is sleeping.
-Oh...

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Well, I hate to be
the bearer of bad news,

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but the oven just crapped out.

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I mean, honestly,
can you think of anything worse

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to happen before our
Cat-A-Versary party?

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♪

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Kat, he was old,
but you gave him a great life.

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Every time he would lay
on your laptop,

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you would just stop working
so he could sleep there.

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PHIL: And then you bought him
his own computer

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so he could lay right by you.

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Which I'd like to call dibs on.

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Not the time.

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I just have that same
heavy feeling in my heart

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that I had when my dad died.

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And, disturbing coincidence,
they both died

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on top of my mother.

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Well, just remind yourself
it's a cat and not a person.

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Uh-oh.

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Yeah, I know it's a cat
and not a person.

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A cat that I loved very deeply.

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The first cat I rescued.

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The only cat who knew how
to pee on a potty.

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And do you know who
taught him to do that?

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No one. He learned just by
observing human behavior.

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He was that smart.

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Okay, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong.

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I'm just-- I'm gonna go upstairs
for a little bit.

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Alone.

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Randi, I'm having Mr. Mousekers
cremated.

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[whispering]:
Can you pick up his ashes
later today?

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There's nothing I'd rather do.

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Well, there are some things,
but once again, not the time.

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And I'm gonna cancel the party.

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I don't even care
if I don't get my deposit back

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on that ice cat sculpture.

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I didn't want
to burst her bubble,

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but I'm the one
who taught that cat to pee

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on the terlet.

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Ooh, this is a nice surprise.

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A hot chick and a gift?

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A hot chick, yes.
Gift, no.

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These are Mr. Mousekers' ashes.

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The pet crematorium is
only two blocks away,

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so I figured I'd stop by.

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You didn't figure you should
leave those in the car?

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No way! What if
his cat ghost got out

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and started haunting my car,

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changing my radio presets
to smooth jazz?

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Great, now I'm thinking
about a dead cat

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more than I'm thinking about
stuff that we're not

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supposed to talk about
in front of our friends.

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So you're complaining that
I stopped by?

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Get in here with your dead cat.

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I came up to bring you
some dinner

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and to tell you I think you
should go ahead with the party.

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Oh, I can't.
I've suffered a great loss.

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I'm also still really upset
that Oscar

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felt the need to point out
that animals are not people.

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I mean, obviously,
if my house was burning down,

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and I could only grab
the baby or the cat,

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you know what I'd do.

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-Grab the baby?
-What baby, Phil?!

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The imaginary baby?

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No, I'd grab the real cats.
All of them.

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Okay, I know you're in mourning,
but where I come from,

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even a funeral is a big party
to celebrate someone's life.

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You know, connect with
each other

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over memories of the one
we lost.

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In my family,
we called them "fun-erals,"

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Fun-erals?

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Yeah, we'd all get together,
eat food,

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we'd sing hymns with
the Crumpler Bluegrass Band.

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Well, that's nice, Phil,
but I just--

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-I don't think I'm there yet.
-Oh.

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Also, your relentless positivity
is annoying me a little bit.

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Well, roger that.

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I'll check on you tomorrow.

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-[knock on door]
-Still open, Phil.

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MAX:
Hey.

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Hey...

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Heard about Mr. Mousekers.

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Remember when my dog Winston
died back in college?

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We stayed up all night
and told Winston stories.

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I remember we polished off
a bottle of bourbon,

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and I fell asleep with my legs
sticking out of your doggy door

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because I was so hot.

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Well, I'm here to
return the favor.

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-Oh.
-It's the good stuff.

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Don't mention it to Carter.
I told him I dropped it.

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And then he jumped up
on the couch

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and dropped that little
felt mouse in my lap.

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And I was actually having
a crappy day and I thought,

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"Thanks, dude, that helps."
[chuckles]

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He did that to me once
with a real mouse

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with its head chewed off.

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I thought, well,
it's the thought that counts.

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Well, chewed mice aside,
sometimes I think animals are

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better than people.

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Or at least easier
to get along with.

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I wish a million times over

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that I hadn't contacted
Brigitte.

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She forwarded me
the e-mail you sent her.

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It was actually very
complimentary.

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Some of it was... [laughs]

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...was in Old English.

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You kept saying
I was "a truepenny"

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and "straight-fingered."

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I was so out of it.

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I even sent an e-mail
to the government

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asking for jury duty.

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Luckily it didn't go through

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'cause I had just typed in,
"To Government."

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[both laugh]

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Hey, at least now I know
where Brigitte stands.

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And it is kind of freeing.

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That's exactly how I felt
when you rejected me. Free!

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Well, let me know if you ever
need me to reject you again.

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Yeah, I don't think I'll ever
need you to do that again,

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but thanks for the offer.

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You know I'm kidding, right?

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Of course I know you're kidding.

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It's what we do.
We kid.

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Wow, it is late.

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I should-I should probably go.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Uh, you live here.

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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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All right, I just need to grab
one part out of the truck

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-and you will be good to go.
-Will I?

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'Cause you've been working
on that oven for five hours.

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I'm beginning to think
you're the one

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missing a part, Ray.

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Hey, ovens are like women.

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You can't always get 'em to cook
when you want 'em to.

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I bet your wife loves
crawling into bed with you

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after you make comments
like that.

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Joke's on you, I'm divorced.

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Hey, Phil. Oh, Ray,
is the oven working?

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No, but Ray is working
my nerves.

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Don't listen to this
little doughboy.

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Thems are fighting words, Ray!

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No, these are fighting words.
I don't think your mama used

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enough yeast when she made you,

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'cause you never finished
rising.

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Don't you talk about
my mama's yeast!

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Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Gentlemen, we could all be dead

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in someone's lap tomorrow;
let's not fight.

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Ray, can you fix the oven
by tomorrow?

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I can fix it before that
as long as doughboy stays

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in his can.

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-Hey, leave Phil alone.
-Yeah, leave Phil alone!!

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I have such a crush on him.

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What? You were just fighting
with him.

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Yeah, fighting my feelings
for him.

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I don't know what is
going on, Kat,

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but when he showed up
to fix that oven,

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something deep inside of me said
we were meant to be together.

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I'm very interested,
very invested,

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but can we table that for now?

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Sure.

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I came in to tell you
that the party is back on.

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But I'm changing it
to a fun-eral.

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You were right.
Loss can connect people.

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It got me and Max
talking again.

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I am so happy to hear that.

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Maybe if I dust my banjo off,
I can get you and Max to sing

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some of my favorite hymns
at the fun-eral.

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I would be honored.

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All right, I'm gonna go
to the craft store

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and get some supplies
for a memorial board.

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I might even pick up
a new 3-D jigsaw puzzle

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'cause I've been through a lot
and I think I deserve it.

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Randi, did you get
Mr. Mousekers' ashes?

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Yeah, I got 'em.
I got 'em.

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Are you sure?
'Cause you said that like

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maybe you don'’t got 'em.

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I said, yeah, I got 'em,

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and then I repeated
"I got 'em"

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upstairs in my purse, 'cause
that's where I got 'em at.

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Okay, great. Uh, Phil, get her
up to speed on the fun-eral.

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If it's a fun funeral,
I'm up to speed.

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Hey, I think I left my box
of cat ashes

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at your house last night.

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Yeah, you did, which explains
why Mr. Mousekers was

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a fortune-teller
in my dream last night.

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He told me I was good in bed.
What do you think?

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Tell me you brought
that damn box.

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Hang tight.

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-Uh-oh.
-What?

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Don't be mad,
the box is in the car.

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Okay, so just go get it.

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Here's where the mad part
comes in.

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When I say "the" car,
I don't mean my car.

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See, my car's in the shop, so I
took a ride service to work,

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so it's in that car.

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Ask me if you're good
in bed again.

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I don'’t want to.

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I am doing my best
with this tiny oven,

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but it's like trying
to paint a barn

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with a Q-tip.

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-Hey, is, uh, Kat home?
-Hey, Oscar.

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-No, she's still out shopping
for the fun-eral.
-I came by

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to apologize for the thing
I said earlier

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about cats not being people.

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The florist
was also pretty pissed

245
00:10:20,902 --> 00:10:22,773
when I told her the story,
so apparently,

246
00:10:22,817 --> 00:10:24,296
I've really hit a nerve here.

247
00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,994
Well, if it makes you feel
any better,

248
00:10:26,037 --> 00:10:27,430
she's gonna be way more pissed

249
00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:29,127
when she finds out
I'm responsible

250
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,434
for Mr. Mousekers' ashes
being left in a car service

251
00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:33,566
and the driver's
not texting me back.

252
00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:35,699
[laughs] Oh, that is way worse
than my thing.

253
00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:37,135
Thanks for taking the heat off.

254
00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:40,573
[banjo playing]

255
00:10:42,532 --> 00:10:46,449
Sounds like a 12-fingered angel
is playing my banjo.

256
00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:47,842
Huh, Tucks?

257
00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:55,719
[laughs]:
I'll be damned, Ray.

258
00:10:55,763 --> 00:11:00,158
You're like one of them idiots
who can do one amazing thing.

259
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,943
This your banjo?

260
00:11:01,986 --> 00:11:05,860
Yeah. But run your fingers up
and down it all you want.

261
00:11:05,903 --> 00:11:07,731
Excuse me?

262
00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:09,515
Oh, nothing.

263
00:11:11,996 --> 00:11:14,346
Aren't those flowers
Oscar brought you nice?

264
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,783
Honestly, I've never been much
of a "flowers as a gift"

265
00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:17,306
type of person.

266
00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:19,874
It's just another thing
to watch die.

267
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:22,572
Damn, you're kind of bitchy
when your cat dies.

268
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,444
You know what doesn't die?
That bourbon Max brought me.

269
00:11:25,488 --> 00:11:27,925
Uh-oh. What's your point?

270
00:11:27,969 --> 00:11:30,798
I'm just saying
that it's interesting

271
00:11:30,841 --> 00:11:34,366
to compare the way Oscar handled
this tragic event in my life

272
00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,064
to the way Max has handled it.

273
00:11:36,107 --> 00:11:37,587
No, no, no, no, no.

274
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,502
You cannot compare
Oscar and Max like that.

275
00:11:39,545 --> 00:11:41,243
Max is not your boyfriend,

276
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,288
and by his own admission,
never will be.

277
00:11:43,332 --> 00:11:45,421
I know,
but there was this moment

278
00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:47,423
when Max and I were
talking last night

279
00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:50,469
that I thought
maybe he was gonna kiss me.

280
00:11:50,513 --> 00:11:53,429
You thought I was gonna kiss you
last margarita night.

281
00:11:53,472 --> 00:11:54,996
You leaned in.

282
00:11:56,519 --> 00:11:59,217
Kat, grief makes people
feel confusing things.

283
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,960
You have to calm yourself,
close your eyes

284
00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:04,875
and focus on the guy
you're getting naked with.

285
00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:07,878
[chuckles]
I can do that.

286
00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:12,796
Uh, Wyatt, this is
a memorial board for the pets

287
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,406
who have left us too soon.

288
00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:15,886
That's a human.

289
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:18,933
It's my grandma.
Her name was Lassie.

290
00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,806
Here are the words to the hymn
in case you get choked up

291
00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,242
and don't remember them.

292
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,244
Oh, I'm done being sad, Phil.

293
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,290
I mean,
look how well this is going.

294
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,248
Everyone loves
the memorial board.

295
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,773
Lot more iguanas
than I thought there would be.

296
00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:35,645
-Yes. Must have been
that cold snap.
-[chuckles]

297
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,473
[phone chimes]

298
00:12:37,516 --> 00:12:39,301
Oh, no.

299
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:42,434
Oscar's gonna be late
'cause he has a work thing?

300
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:44,393
[groans] I mean,
who's gonna squeeze my hand

301
00:12:44,436 --> 00:12:46,221
before I recite my poem?

302
00:12:46,264 --> 00:12:47,962
You know,
I'm still annoyed at him,

303
00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,833
but I'm not above using him
for physical comfort.

304
00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:53,054
Well, I can do it, but it ends
with the hand squeeze.

305
00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:54,403
[laughs softly]

306
00:12:54,446 --> 00:12:57,232
-Hello, Katharine.
-Oh, Mother.

307
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:59,016
Geez. You scared me.

308
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:01,236
You look just like
Mr. Mousekers.

309
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:02,672
He was my inspiration.

310
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,152
It was easy since I can't get

311
00:13:04,195 --> 00:13:06,502
his dead little face
out of my head.

312
00:13:06,545 --> 00:13:08,939
You know,
I felt a bit traumatized,

313
00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:11,072
since he died right in my lap.

314
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,117
I felt like maybe
he was tagging me.

315
00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:15,337
"Hey, lady, you're next."

316
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:18,079
It crossed my mind as well.

317
00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:21,256
Then, while I was belting out
"Memory" at my audition,

318
00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:23,127
I had another thought.

319
00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:26,696
Maybe Mr. Mousekers was
looking for a-a special place

320
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:27,871
to cross over.

321
00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:30,743
Maybe he came to me for comfort.

322
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:32,876
He trusted me.

323
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,530
That's beautiful.

324
00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:36,140
Yes, that's what they said
at the audition.

325
00:13:36,184 --> 00:13:37,925
They cast me on the spot.

326
00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:39,970
Not the role I auditioned for--
it was too young--

327
00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:41,667
but I still get to crawl around

328
00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:43,191
and interact with the audience
before the show.

329
00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:44,714
[laughs softly]

330
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:48,457
So, you're more
of a dog person, huh?

331
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,980
Yeah, I guess so.

332
00:13:50,024 --> 00:13:52,983
Hmm. You had a dog,
you act like a dog.

333
00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:55,681
Are you being funny or mean?
What's happening?

334
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,466
What's happening is
you're showing up

335
00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,903
at my girl Kat's place
with your booze and your hair

336
00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:02,210
and your big old teeth
and confusing her,

337
00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:03,907
making her think
you're gonna kiss her.

338
00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:06,127
-Did she say that?
-CARTER: Randi.

339
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,911
I need to talk to you.

340
00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:10,914
E-Excuse me. Carter and I
have never spoken privately,

341
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,873
so this must be important.

342
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,787
Stay, dog.

343
00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:19,096
The ashes are two hours away.

344
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:21,490
Says traffic's real bad
on the highway.

345
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,057
Well, then text him back
and tell him

346
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,233
a real man would be
driving on the grass.

347
00:14:25,276 --> 00:14:27,626
It's all good. I got us covered.

348
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,846
We'll tell Kat
the ashes are in here.

349
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:32,718
That looks like it was
painted by a child.

350
00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:34,590
Well, C.J. made it for me
for Father's Day.

351
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,331
I even filled it with rice
so the weight would be right.

352
00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:38,420
-[rice shaking]
-This sounds like rice.

353
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,988
Well, you only thinking about
rice 'cause I said it was rice.

354
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:43,555
Hey, Randi, I'm about
to start the memorial.

355
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,079
I need Mr. Mousekers' ashes.

356
00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:47,124
Makes sense.

357
00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:50,084
Uh, can I have them?

358
00:14:51,085 --> 00:14:52,695
Of course.

359
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:55,089
They said not to shake it,
out of respect.

360
00:14:55,132 --> 00:14:57,569
Uh, this is not the box
that I ordered.

361
00:14:57,613 --> 00:14:59,571
I ordered a-a pretty one
made of walnut

362
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:01,965
with a plaque
and little paw prints.

363
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,793
Well, they said
this was the temporary one,

364
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,447
because the nice one
takes a while.

365
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,710
Yeah, because there's
a walnut wood shortage.

366
00:15:07,753 --> 00:15:11,148
Makes you think,
we really only have one Earth.

367
00:15:15,674 --> 00:15:18,112
I'd like to thank you all
for coming here today

368
00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:21,854
to celebrate the furry friends
we've loved and lost.

369
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:25,380
Oh, uh, quick announcement,
I did extend the kettle corn guy

370
00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,990
for another 30 minutes.

371
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:29,036
Thank you, sir.
No need for pushing.

372
00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:31,212
It's just sweet popcorn.

373
00:15:31,255 --> 00:15:36,565
Um, I've written a poem
to honor my cat Mr. Mousekers,

374
00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:39,481
whose passing inspired
this beautiful gathering.

375
00:15:43,789 --> 00:15:46,357
"God, feed my cat
smoked salmon up there

376
00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:48,925
"and take him on long drives,

377
00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:51,188
"and tell him
just how great he was

378
00:15:51,232 --> 00:15:52,755
"in all of his nine lives.

379
00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:55,758
"Make the days
real bright for him

380
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:58,065
"so he can lie out in the sun.

381
00:15:58,108 --> 00:15:59,675
"Oh, and get a laser pointer.

382
00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:01,372
"He thinks that's really fun.

383
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:03,592
"If you lose him,
don't be frightened.

384
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:06,290
"He's probably in a drawer.

385
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:08,205
"Or sitting in a box somewhere.

386
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:10,294
"He thinks that's
what they're for.

387
00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:11,556
Love you, Lassie.

388
00:16:13,123 --> 00:16:16,866
"I know you're awfully busy
and have many pets to love,

389
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,781
"but tell mine that I miss him

390
00:16:18,824 --> 00:16:21,349
-and give him an extra hug."
-[applause]

391
00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:26,528
All right, now I'd like
to invite some friends

392
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,791
to join me up here
and liven things up

393
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,097
-a little bit.
-[banjo playing]

394
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:32,099
♪ Some glad morning♪

395
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:34,579
♪ When this life is over♪

396
00:16:34,623 --> 00:16:38,888
♪ I'll fly away♪

397
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:43,240
♪ To the home
on God's celestial shore♪

398
00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:47,288
♪ I'll fly away♪

399
00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:51,640
♪ I'll fly away, oh, Glory♪

400
00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:55,078
♪ I'll fly away♪

401
00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:57,820
-♪ In the morning♪
-♪ When I die♪

402
00:16:57,863 --> 00:17:00,562
♪ Hallelujah, by and by♪

403
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:04,435
♪ I'll fly away♪

404
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:07,351
♪ When the shadows...♪

405
00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:08,918
Can you believe
she owns this place

406
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,572
andhas a cute young boyfriend?

407
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,313
I didn't think those two things
could coexist,

408
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:14,097
but I'm happy
to be proven wrong.

409
00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:17,361
Put a cork in it, cat lady.
I'm trying to listen.

410
00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:19,711
♪ I'll fly away♪

411
00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:24,499
♪ Oh, Glory, I'll fly away♪

412
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,240
♪ In the morning♪

413
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:30,505
♪ When I die,
Hallelujah, by and by♪

414
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:33,029
♪ I'll fly away.♪

415
00:17:36,946 --> 00:17:38,904
Kat, guess what?

416
00:17:38,948 --> 00:17:42,386
I asked Ray to form a bluegrass
band with me and he said yes.

417
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:45,563
Oh, so your feeling was right.
You were meant to be together.

418
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,044
Just, in a band,
not in holy matrimony.

419
00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,960
Yeah, but I can still live
with hope in my heart.

420
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,528
[chuckles]

421
00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:55,530
Hey. I loved your poem.

422
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,227
I bet Mr. Mousekers and Winston

423
00:17:57,271 --> 00:17:59,751
are probably smiling
down on us right now.

424
00:17:59,795 --> 00:18:01,710
Mr. Mousekers was never
really one for smiling.

425
00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:03,451
When he was happy,
he'd-he'd look past you

426
00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:05,670
and rub his butt
up against your arm.

427
00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:07,803
-I had an ex who did that.
-Julia.

428
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:11,023
-Sophomore year.
-[both laugh]

429
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:14,723
Kat, I-I, uh, feel like
I need to tell you something.

430
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,247
Um, come here.

431
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,772
-Are you mad at me again?
-No.

432
00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:22,165
Is it 'cause I was pitchy
during the singing?

433
00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:23,906
-Mm, no.
-Sometimes I get pitchy

434
00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:25,212
-'cause I'm caught up
in my spoons.
-No. No.

435
00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:27,431
No, I just, I want to...

436
00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:28,911
I just want
to clear up something

437
00:18:28,954 --> 00:18:29,955
about the other night
when I came over.

438
00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,263
The reason Brigitte broke up
with me in the first place

439
00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:36,614
is because she never felt like
I was all in.

440
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,182
And she was right. I always felt
like something was missing.

441
00:18:39,226 --> 00:18:43,708
And what was missing was
a-a real friendship with her.

442
00:18:43,752 --> 00:18:45,449
Like the one we have.

443
00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:48,670
So...

444
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:50,367
if you felt like I wanted
to kiss you the other night,

445
00:18:50,411 --> 00:18:52,369
it's because I did.

446
00:18:56,852 --> 00:18:59,594
Did you know this
and you never said anything?

447
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:02,945
I like to keep things
mysterious and suspenseful.

448
00:19:04,468 --> 00:19:07,776
Look, I know this is bad timing,
'cause you're dating somebody,

449
00:19:07,819 --> 00:19:10,039
but if there's one thing
I learned from you,

450
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,215
is that it's better
to make a bold move.

451
00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:17,568
So, this is my bold move.

452
00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:20,354
Wow.
[laughs]

453
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,444
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

454
00:19:23,487 --> 00:19:25,054
Well, you were right.

455
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,362
-Your timing is, like, ugh.
-Way off, I know.

456
00:19:28,405 --> 00:19:29,798
Um, yeah.

457
00:19:29,841 --> 00:19:31,234
Okay, well, I'm gonna go, uh,

458
00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:32,627
splash some cold water
on my face.

459
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,368
And I'm gonna go
reapply my deodorant,

460
00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:37,022
like, uh, like, a lot of it.

461
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:40,025
Oh.

462
00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:42,071
Mr. Mousekers!

463
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,116
Is this-- Is this rice?

464
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,510
I can explain.

465
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:50,645
Y-You know how in the Bible,
things turn into other things?

466
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:53,343
I believe we have a miracle
on our hands.

467
00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:55,476
Randi, what is going on?

468
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:59,480
Okay, see, after I picked up
Mr. Mousekers' ashes,

469
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:02,352
I accidentally left them
in a car service.

470
00:20:02,396 --> 00:20:05,181
And by the time I contacted
the driver, he was in Chicago,

471
00:20:05,225 --> 00:20:07,009
ironically,
to comfort his mother,

472
00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:09,229
who had just lost her cat.

473
00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:11,143
You can't make this stuff up.

474
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:12,928
RANDI:
And I didn't have time

475
00:20:12,971 --> 00:20:14,886
to drop everything
and go to Chicago.

476
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,845
So where is Mr. Mousekers now?

477
00:20:16,888 --> 00:20:18,412
OSCAR:
He's right here.

478
00:20:20,544 --> 00:20:23,373
You didn't have to work late?

479
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,898
You went all the way to Chicago
for Mr. Mousekers?

480
00:20:26,942 --> 00:20:30,380
If something is important
to you, it's important to me.

481
00:20:34,645 --> 00:20:36,343
Do I smell kettle corn?

482
00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:37,692
I haven't eaten in, like,
ten hours.

483
00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,868
[laughs]:
Yeah. Go get some.

484
00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:43,219
Katharine, this cat and I
both dipped our paws

485
00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:46,396
into the shrimp cocktail
at the same time.

486
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,268
I think I've found my soul mate.

487
00:20:48,311 --> 00:20:51,575
[laughs]:
Oh. Good for you, Mother.

488
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,542
That makes one of us.

489
00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:04,588
♪