1 00:00:02,061 --> 00:00:03,727 I hope Kat's okay. 2 00:00:03,746 --> 00:00:05,062 I don't understand why 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,246 they can't tell us what's going on. 4 00:00:06,398 --> 00:00:08,323 Oh, I think we all know why. 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,159 They are not harvesting her organs for rich old people. 6 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,403 -It happened to my Uncle Joe. -It did not. 7 00:00:13,497 --> 00:00:15,072 Then why does he have a glass eye? 8 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:17,591 Because he's a man who loves whiskey and fireworks. 9 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,518 What'd they say? 10 00:00:19,669 --> 00:00:21,020 How's Kat? 11 00:00:21,171 --> 00:00:22,170 She's gonna be okay. 12 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,413 We can go see her. 13 00:00:23,432 --> 00:00:25,098 Apparently, she had a panic attack. 14 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,009 Yeah, because they were about to take her organs. 15 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,419 Don't be ridiculous. 16 00:00:29,438 --> 00:00:32,031 Who would want her expired ovaries? 17 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:36,093 Oh, look. 18 00:00:36,111 --> 00:00:38,595 Aw, it's all the people who love me. 19 00:00:38,614 --> 00:00:41,040 And my mother. (laughs) 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,375 How you feeling? 21 00:00:43,527 --> 00:00:45,193 Never better. 22 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,771 Let me tell you something-- if you get a chance, 23 00:00:47,864 --> 00:00:50,031 get yourself one of these bad boys. 24 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:52,367 The nurse said they gave her something to calm her down. 25 00:00:52,444 --> 00:00:55,370 Well, can we give it to her all the time? 26 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,704 I'm so glad you're feeling better. 27 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:59,449 I could not live without my bestie for the rest-y. 28 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:01,802 Oh, Maxi Pad. 29 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:03,303 Yeah, let's hope that doesn't stick. 30 00:01:03,455 --> 00:01:05,455 (laughs): Oh, it's gonna stick. 31 00:01:05,549 --> 00:01:07,841 The nurse said they just have to finish up some paperwork, 32 00:01:07,993 --> 00:01:09,293 then we can take you home. 33 00:01:09,311 --> 00:01:10,903 Oh, good. That's great. 34 00:01:11,054 --> 00:01:12,813 Oh, hang on. I'm not sure you should be getting up. 35 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:15,074 Pshaw, I'm fine. I'm fine. 36 00:01:15,225 --> 00:01:17,493 And I'm taking this with me. 37 00:01:19,321 --> 00:01:20,746 ♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪ 38 00:01:20,897 --> 00:01:22,748 ♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪ 39 00:01:22,899 --> 00:01:25,066 (deep voice): "I'm Nick. I'm raising your rent. 40 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,494 I'm in my 30s, and I still wear Axe body spray." 41 00:01:27,646 --> 00:01:29,479 (regular voice): "Well, I'm a well-read, 42 00:01:29,481 --> 00:01:31,072 "intelligent, confident woman, 43 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,509 and you are a douche-burger with cheese." 44 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,136 Take that, Nick. 45 00:01:37,414 --> 00:01:39,247 Anyway, to answer your question, Dr. Green, 46 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,748 I grew up here in Louisville. 47 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:45,162 The dolls were here because my last client is eight. 48 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:47,681 What do you want me to say? Don't put dolls on the table 49 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,334 if you don't want me to put my hand up their butt. 50 00:01:50,427 --> 00:01:52,002 Okay. 51 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,261 So, to recap, 52 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:56,281 in the last few weeks, you've kissed your best friend. 53 00:01:56,433 --> 00:01:58,099 He wanted to kiss me first. 54 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,601 Broke off your engagement. 55 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,120 Engaged for like 12 minutes. 56 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:02,604 Moved in with your mother. 57 00:02:02,698 --> 00:02:04,014 Back at my place now. 58 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:05,515 And slept with Nick. 59 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:07,292 Once on a cheese wheel. 60 00:02:08,704 --> 00:02:10,704 And now he's your landlord? 61 00:02:10,856 --> 00:02:12,280 Exactly, and he raised my rent, 62 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,799 which is why I had a panic attack. 63 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,709 Let me show you how it went down. 64 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:18,119 Leave the dolls. (chuckles) 65 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:21,031 And we don't know what caused your panic attack. 66 00:02:21,049 --> 00:02:23,200 Um, I think we do. 67 00:02:23,202 --> 00:02:25,552 (laughs) You're not the only doctor here. 68 00:02:25,704 --> 00:02:28,038 Oh. What's your specialty? 69 00:02:28,056 --> 00:02:29,815 Math. 70 00:02:29,966 --> 00:02:32,058 Interesting. 71 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:34,211 Perhaps you read my paper on the characterization 72 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:37,731 of operators in non-Gaussian infinite dimensional analysis? 73 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,141 I think I missed that one. 74 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,052 Interesting. 75 00:02:42,145 --> 00:02:45,555 So, how did you wind up running a cat café? 76 00:02:45,574 --> 00:02:48,000 I quit my career as a professor and opened the café 77 00:02:48,227 --> 00:02:49,484 after my father died. 78 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,912 I'm sorry to hear about your father. 79 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,413 Were you close? 80 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:54,506 Very. 81 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:57,234 He was the best. (chuckles) 82 00:02:57,327 --> 00:02:59,661 He's actually the reason that I rescue cats. 83 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,513 It all started when I was ten. 84 00:03:01,665 --> 00:03:02,848 I was at the park, 85 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:04,683 and I found this really cute little kitten. 86 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:06,167 And I wanted to keep it, 87 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,336 but my dad said we had to look for the owners first. 88 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,171 So we made all these posters, 89 00:03:10,265 --> 00:03:11,506 and then like a week later, 90 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,600 after I was already completely attached, 91 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,860 this woman called. 92 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:16,253 It was her kitten. 93 00:03:16,271 --> 00:03:18,680 So how did that make you feel? 94 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,849 Wow, they actually do ask that. 95 00:03:21,944 --> 00:03:23,702 Heartbroken. 96 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:25,278 But my father told me 97 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,764 that the important thing was how happy this woman was 98 00:03:27,783 --> 00:03:29,933 that she had her kitten back. 99 00:03:30,026 --> 00:03:33,270 He always taught me to, you know, think of other people. 100 00:03:33,363 --> 00:03:38,175 So, was opening the cat café a way to feel close to him? 101 00:03:39,035 --> 00:03:40,961 Um, I guess. 102 00:03:41,113 --> 00:03:42,888 And maybe you feel, 103 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:44,706 if the café fails, 104 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,226 you're failing him, too. 105 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:51,288 All right, Doc, I'm just gonna be honest with you. (chuckles) 106 00:03:51,381 --> 00:03:52,973 I was really just hoping you could give me 107 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,125 some of that happy juice from the ER. 108 00:03:55,143 --> 00:03:56,884 Maybe it comes in pill form? 109 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,628 It does. 110 00:03:58,647 --> 00:04:00,313 That's why my husband goes to meetings 111 00:04:00,466 --> 00:04:03,242 and I have to drink alone in the garage. 112 00:04:05,395 --> 00:04:07,579 So, is that a yay or nay on the pills? 113 00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:09,081 ♪ ♪ 114 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:10,916 Shooter! In your face! 115 00:04:11,143 --> 00:04:12,309 Okay, okay. 116 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:15,462 You come at me, you're gonna unleash the beast. 117 00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:20,333 -Still in last place, beast. -Mm-hmm. 118 00:04:20,486 --> 00:04:22,335 -(laughs) -(cell phone buzzes) 119 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:24,412 Sorry, I'm very competitive. 120 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,748 I even view sex as a race to finish. 121 00:04:26,842 --> 00:04:28,100 Can't beat Max, though. 122 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,936 -(cell phone buzzes) -Who's blowing up your phone? 123 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:32,604 Is that Kat with her math problem of the day? 124 00:04:32,756 --> 00:04:35,107 I mean, who cares what time the train gets to Toledo? 125 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:36,833 Also, stop sending me math. 126 00:04:36,926 --> 00:04:38,668 (chuckles) It's just Daniel. 127 00:04:38,687 --> 00:04:40,520 As in your ex, Daniel? 128 00:04:40,672 --> 00:04:42,522 As in the only other guy to see you naked? 129 00:04:42,674 --> 00:04:43,949 Well, he's not the o... 130 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,993 Yes, that Daniel. 131 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:47,844 What's he texting you for? 132 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:48,954 Well, his mom is having surgery, 133 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,438 and he just needs someone to talk to. 134 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:52,682 Well, tell him to buy a damn parrot. 135 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:53,959 You feel me, right? 136 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:55,961 It's not that big a deal. 137 00:04:56,112 --> 00:04:57,671 You feel me, right? 138 00:04:58,707 --> 00:05:00,948 Can't I feel both of you? 139 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,242 Randi, that's your call, but I'm down. 140 00:05:03,395 --> 00:05:05,119 You are not gonna believe this. 141 00:05:05,213 --> 00:05:07,622 I just got off the phone with a producer from Nashville. 142 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,308 The song I sold Robin Thicke has been 143 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:11,885 "causing quite a stir"-- his words, not mine-- 144 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,479 and he invited me to collaborate with his other artists, 145 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,648 who are in need of my musical genius. 146 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,132 My words, not his. 147 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,300 Oh, that's great, buddy. 148 00:05:19,394 --> 00:05:20,652 That's amazing. For how long? 149 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:23,322 A month at first, but if it goes well, who knows? 150 00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:24,714 Wait, hold up. 151 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:25,991 No, don't worry. I'll still cover the rent. 152 00:05:26,218 --> 00:05:30,220 Okay. Well, then congratulations, Maxi Pad. 153 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:31,555 Maxi Pad? 154 00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:33,573 Changing your contact name in my phone right now. 155 00:05:33,725 --> 00:05:35,149 Oh, ha ha. (chuckles) 156 00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:37,060 Oh, you're actually doing it. 157 00:05:37,153 --> 00:05:38,837 Look, I know long-distance isn't ideal, 158 00:05:39,064 --> 00:05:40,730 but I think we can really make it work. 159 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:41,989 CARTER: I know we can. 160 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,568 It's just, I'm gonna miss you, man. 161 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:46,403 -I was talking to Nicole. -Oh, yeah. I... 162 00:05:46,421 --> 00:05:48,363 Yeah, I knew that. I knew that. 163 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,848 ♪ ♪ 164 00:05:50,075 --> 00:05:51,999 How excited are you for Nashville? 165 00:05:52,094 --> 00:05:54,244 -Well, I... -Here's how excited I am. 166 00:05:54,262 --> 00:05:56,170 I'm gonna bedazzle my cowboy boots 167 00:05:56,264 --> 00:05:57,839 when I come visit you. 168 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,550 I'm excited and also a little nervous. 169 00:06:00,552 --> 00:06:02,268 Mostly that you're gonna come to visit 170 00:06:02,421 --> 00:06:04,029 dressed like cowboy Elton John. 171 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:08,700 ♪ Hold me closer, tiny line dancer. ♪ 172 00:06:08,927 --> 00:06:10,369 I mean... 173 00:06:10,445 --> 00:06:13,446 Merry Monday, beautiful barista. 174 00:06:13,523 --> 00:06:15,432 Phil, are you having a senior moment? 175 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:17,709 You do remember you don't work here anymore, right? 176 00:06:17,861 --> 00:06:20,103 Well, it doesn't mean that this isn't still 177 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:21,621 my favorite coffee shop. 178 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:24,441 Plus, I got to get my cup of morning joe. 179 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:26,051 Trains are piling up in the tunnel, 180 00:06:26,278 --> 00:06:27,886 if you know what I mean. 181 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:29,537 He's talking about poop. 182 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,538 Yep, got it. 183 00:06:30,632 --> 00:06:32,115 Oh, hey, Phil. 184 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:33,967 Hey, sugar. Where you going with that? 185 00:06:34,119 --> 00:06:35,209 Oh, I'm just giving it to Max. 186 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,120 Yeah, like hell you are. 187 00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:39,714 You can't just come in here and slap my muffin. 188 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:44,569 Oh, grow up. There was an actual muffin there that got slapped. 189 00:06:44,796 --> 00:06:46,905 I cannot sit idly by 190 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,983 while you serve subpar pastries. 191 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:53,412 Now, this here, Max, is some home cooking. 192 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:55,247 Wait, is that bag full of muffins? 193 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:59,309 Muffins, scones, couple of bear claws. 194 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:02,921 Dancer's gotta dance, baker's gotta bake. 195 00:07:03,072 --> 00:07:05,573 Well, since you're all here, I think I may have found 196 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:08,835 a way to keep the café open for a little while longer. 197 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,137 Fire Randi. 198 00:07:11,156 --> 00:07:12,889 We were all thinking it. 199 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,176 I'm gonna throw a "Save the Cat Café" night. 200 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,662 Try and raise enough money to buy me a little time 201 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,755 until I find a more permanent solution. 202 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,256 Like a fancy charity soiree? 203 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,276 Shall I dust off my tuxedo? 204 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:26,019 Well, it's gonna be at the Middle C. 205 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,971 So shirt, jeans, maybe a belt? 206 00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:32,842 We can take donations, maybe do a live auction. 207 00:07:32,861 --> 00:07:34,694 Ooh, I have a for-sure moneymaker. 208 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,288 Sell pictures of our feet. 209 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:40,350 Don't look at me like that. These babies bought my car. 210 00:07:40,368 --> 00:07:43,186 Oh, we could also play some music. 211 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:44,204 Yes, it'll be fun. 212 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,039 I can bust out some math riddles. 213 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:48,024 Math riddles are dumb. 214 00:07:48,043 --> 00:07:53,096 Oh, the things I can say since I no longer work here. 215 00:07:58,036 --> 00:08:00,887 (playing gentle melody) 216 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:02,463 (plays loud, dissonant chords) 217 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,815 (sighs) 218 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:05,132 That's pretty. 219 00:08:05,227 --> 00:08:06,876 Is it a love song? 220 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:08,561 No, it's garbage. 221 00:08:08,714 --> 00:08:10,155 It's all garbage. 222 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:11,548 What a waste of a morning. 223 00:08:11,641 --> 00:08:13,474 You know what you should write a song about? 224 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,643 Damn dirty Daniel and his devious texts. 225 00:08:15,737 --> 00:08:16,886 Come on, man. 226 00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:19,405 Randi's just helping him through a tough time. 227 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,573 Oh, Max. 228 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,559 So handsome, so stupid. 229 00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:24,577 Well, that's what he wants her to think, 230 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:25,895 but he's got other motives. 231 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:27,580 -You know how I know that? -Huh? 232 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,174 'Cause I'm a dude. 233 00:08:29,325 --> 00:08:31,401 But you trust Randi, right? 234 00:08:31,494 --> 00:08:33,512 I'll trust her a lot more when I figure out 235 00:08:33,739 --> 00:08:35,347 -her phone passcode. -You can't do that. 236 00:08:35,574 --> 00:08:36,998 Well, I can't unlock it with her face 237 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,833 while she's sleeping, 'cause it doesn't work. 238 00:08:38,927 --> 00:08:40,185 So I've heard. 239 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,580 Maybe you can get her code. You live with her. 240 00:08:43,598 --> 00:08:44,689 Mm, forget that. 241 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:46,525 Oh, what, you scared of her? 242 00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:47,917 Yeah, and so are you. 243 00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:49,510 Please. 244 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,845 No, that's true. 245 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,348 But if she gets mad at you, at least you're leaving town. 246 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,534 Yeah, well, maybe I'm not. 247 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,202 Maybe I haven't been able to write a note 248 00:08:57,353 --> 00:08:58,537 since I got this gig. 249 00:08:58,764 --> 00:09:01,431 Maybe I'm better off just being a bartender. 250 00:09:01,449 --> 00:09:02,374 Stop that. 251 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:03,950 -Look, I believe in you. -(sighs) 252 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,043 -Thanks, man. -Course. 253 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:06,878 And also, you're fired. 254 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,029 What? 255 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,272 No more safety net. 256 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:10,715 You're going to Nashville. 257 00:09:10,942 --> 00:09:12,700 And you're gonna kill it 'cause you're good. 258 00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:14,127 Really, really good. 259 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:15,628 -That means a lot. -Mm-hmm. 260 00:09:15,781 --> 00:09:17,705 And you suck as a bartender. 261 00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:19,540 -Really, really suck. -(laughs) 262 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,561 Hey, cuz. Heard you're looking for a new bartender. 263 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:24,621 How the hell did you... 264 00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,547 You know what? You're hired. 265 00:09:26,641 --> 00:09:27,791 I won't let you down. 266 00:09:27,809 --> 00:09:30,068 Oh, Darren, we both know you will. 267 00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:32,237 (laughing): Oh, yeah, you know what it is. 268 00:09:32,464 --> 00:09:33,980 ♪ ♪ 269 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,908 All right, the next item up for bid 270 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:39,819 is a mystery box from... 271 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,729 Uh, the Tyrannosaurus Sex Shoppe. 272 00:09:41,898 --> 00:09:44,231 "We put the 'ass' in Jur-ass-ic." 273 00:09:44,326 --> 00:09:47,811 -Ooh, what could it be? -(rattling) 274 00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:49,329 (buzzing) 275 00:09:49,497 --> 00:09:51,998 Apparently, batteries are included. 276 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:54,075 And we'll start the bidding at a hundred dollars. 277 00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:56,094 -Do I hear a hundred dollars? -One hundred. 278 00:09:56,321 --> 00:09:58,597 $100 from my mother, and another therapy session for me. 279 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:03,084 125! Y'all are gonna find out why they kicked me off eBay. 280 00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:05,511 125 from the little man with the big heart. 281 00:10:05,664 --> 00:10:07,288 Do I hear 150? 150? 150? 282 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:10,925 -150. -150 from anyone who didn't give birth to me? 283 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,927 -175! -What? 284 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,004 You're going to Nashville. I need a friend. 285 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:17,949 175. Do I hear 180? 286 00:10:18,176 --> 00:10:20,785 175 going once, 175 going twice. 287 00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:23,696 Sold to the cute little piano teacher! 288 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,516 It's always the quiet ones. 289 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:30,128 I guess it's true-- robots are taking over our jobs. 290 00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:32,522 ♪ ♪ 291 00:10:32,615 --> 00:10:34,374 Um, y'all are not gonna believe this. 292 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,043 Between the auction and the online donations, 293 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:39,696 we've raised over $4,000. 294 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:41,214 Four grand? That's great. 295 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:43,032 So many people want to support us. 296 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,550 Even Daniel sent in $200. 297 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,127 Say what, now? Oh. 298 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,980 Then I'm donating $201. 299 00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:51,599 And I will send you a check for the 200. 300 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,544 I mean, this is really incredible. 301 00:10:54,637 --> 00:10:58,047 $4,000-- that gives me plenty of time to figure out 302 00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:00,492 how to keep the café open for another few months. 303 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,160 And then another few months after that, 304 00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:06,498 and then another few months, and then another few months. 305 00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:08,667 I'm just staying open. 306 00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:11,336 Not going anywhere. Just here. 307 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,505 (hyperventilating) 308 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:16,232 All right, everybody, Kat's freaking out again. 309 00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:18,401 Y'all know the drill. Bring it on in. 310 00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:20,637 ♪ ♪ 311 00:11:26,335 --> 00:11:28,478 HARLEY: Looking for this? 312 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:31,431 Dad? 313 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,358 Hey, Kitten. 314 00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:35,101 How d... What... 315 00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:37,011 What are you doing here? 316 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,013 Been worried about you. 317 00:11:39,107 --> 00:11:41,925 And I miss this stuff. They don't have it in heaven. 318 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,443 Ironic, right? 319 00:11:43,595 --> 00:11:44,852 (chuckles) 320 00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:47,038 How can they not have ice cream in heaven? 321 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,356 BOTH: Ice cream is heaven. 322 00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:53,878 I don't know, some crap about God being lactose intolerant. 323 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,288 Seriously? 324 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,048 Now, don't get me started on that guy. 325 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,509 He's so full of himself. 326 00:12:03,465 --> 00:12:06,074 Pull up a spoon. 327 00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,300 I-I can't believe you're just 328 00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:09,210 sitting here right in front of me. 329 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,304 Do you visit Mom like this? 330 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,731 I did once. 331 00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:15,066 She was shtupping my buddy Preston. 332 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,069 I never liked looking at his golf swing. 333 00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:20,229 I wasn't gonna watch that. 334 00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:24,058 Yeah, Mom's grief kind of came out sideways. 335 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,727 That night, it came out sideways, backwards... 336 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,164 Okay, you can stop. Please stop. 337 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:31,732 Sorry, sweetie. 338 00:12:31,826 --> 00:12:34,902 So you had another panic attack. 339 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,662 Yeah. 340 00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:39,573 Which is weird 'cause I got exactly what I wanted. 341 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,925 I can keep the café open. 342 00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:44,988 So I just... don't know why I'm freaking out still. 343 00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:47,581 Maybe it's not what you really want. 344 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,750 Of course it is. 345 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,436 Okay. 346 00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:53,938 I mean, I have so many people depending on me. 347 00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,940 Phil, Randi, the cats, the customers. 348 00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,758 And what about the health inspector? 349 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,502 I mean, if the café doesn't make it, 350 00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:01,337 they'll get laid off, and then other restaurants 351 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,930 may not be as careful about their food, 352 00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:05,691 and then some of their customers might get salmonella and die, 353 00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:08,828 and there you have it, I've offed someone's nana. 354 00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:12,181 Oh, my Kitten's beautiful mind. 355 00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:16,419 A lot of people's lives will be affected if there's no café. 356 00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:19,130 What about your life? 357 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:20,781 My life? 358 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,284 Does the café make you happy? 359 00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:24,952 Yeah. 360 00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:27,305 Well, I mean, like, right now it's not 361 00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:29,623 making me feel so good, but... 362 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,367 but it should make me happy. 363 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,626 I want it to. 364 00:13:33,388 --> 00:13:37,540 Sweetheart, I know I always told you to think of others, 365 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:41,027 but you can't set yourself on fire to keep other people warm. 366 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,907 I just don't know what else to do. 367 00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:51,162 As an inconsiderate shrimp once told me, sometimes... 368 00:13:51,389 --> 00:13:53,331 you need to be shellfish. 369 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,583 (laughs) 370 00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,562 I miss you so much, Dad. 371 00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:02,090 I miss you, too, kiddo. 372 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,093 Can I hug you? 373 00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:09,013 I thought you'd never ask. 374 00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:18,356 ♪ ♪ 375 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,073 -(cell phone buzzes) -(chuckles) 376 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,019 Oh, hey, boo. 377 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,038 Uh, can I help you? 378 00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:35,856 Who you texting? 379 00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,100 A friend. 380 00:14:37,118 --> 00:14:39,711 Cool. Cool. 381 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,654 Friend. 382 00:14:41,806 --> 00:14:43,214 A friend like Daniel? 383 00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,699 -Really? -Yeah, I want to know. 384 00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:47,385 Are you seriously that insecure? 385 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:50,054 Yes, and I'm secure enough to admit it. 386 00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:52,206 Well, if you must know, it's Phil. 387 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,633 He's asking if it's pronounced 388 00:14:53,801 --> 00:14:55,376 "Megan The Stallion" or "Megan Thee Stallion." 389 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,953 Are you happy? 390 00:14:56,971 --> 00:15:00,231 I'll be happier when you block Daniel Thee Weasel's number. 391 00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:03,050 Stop telling me who I can and can't talk to. 392 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:04,794 Well, stop telling me who I can tell you 393 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,629 who you can and can't talk to. 394 00:15:06,648 --> 00:15:08,907 -What? -Well, just stop texting Daniel. 395 00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,557 Oh, my God, what is wrong with you? 396 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,410 I don't know. I don't want to lose you, okay? 397 00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:14,137 Why do you think you're gonna lose me? 398 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,322 Because you're out of my league in every way possible. 399 00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:18,141 Well, that's the first smart thing 400 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,992 you've said all night. 401 00:15:20,145 --> 00:15:22,736 But you're not gonna lose me. 402 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,238 Well, how do I know that? 403 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,550 Because I love you, dumbass. 404 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,820 You love me? 405 00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:32,263 Yes. 406 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,324 So stop it. I'm not going anywhere. 407 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:37,268 Wow. 408 00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,270 You love me. 409 00:15:39,497 --> 00:15:41,230 That's crazy. 410 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,516 Tell me about it. 411 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,152 I love you, too, baby. 412 00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:52,433 I can't believe you said it first. 413 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,011 -(scoffs) -So thirsty. 414 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,180 (laughs) 415 00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:58,772 Thank you all for coming. 416 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,209 I have kind of a big announcement. 417 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:04,278 I've decided to close the café. 418 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,371 -What? -Oh, my God. -Why? 419 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,948 That actually was a big announcement. 420 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:10,468 Usually, you hype things up for nothing. 421 00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,136 I love this place, 422 00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:15,047 and I don't regret a thing that I gave up to open it, 423 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,957 but if I keep going like this, 424 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,643 I'm gonna be on a first-name basis 425 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,478 with every nurse at the ER. 426 00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:22,038 I need a break. 427 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:25,316 Whoa, Kat Silver putting herself first. 428 00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:26,985 I like it. 429 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:28,728 RANDI: Yeah. 430 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,305 I know how hard it is to admit that you're suffering. 431 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:34,475 I've been there, so I'm proud of you. 432 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:39,480 Yeah, we just want our Little Miss Sunshine back. 433 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,709 So, what, she just keeps all that fundraiser money? 434 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,421 We got you, Kat, no matter what. 435 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,582 I completely support you, darling. 436 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,734 (sighs) Thank you, Mother. 437 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:55,496 I mean, closing the café and torching everything you built 438 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:59,408 is not what I would do, but attagirl. 439 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:01,310 ♪ ♪ 440 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,004 So, what time do you leave tomorrow? 441 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:05,839 10:00. I get to Nashville by 1:00, 442 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,191 meet with the producer at 4:00, 443 00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,285 and then at 6:00 a nervous breakdown. 444 00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:10,920 Max, don't be ridiculous. 445 00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:13,865 -Have the breakdown before the meeting. -(chuckles) 446 00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:15,516 What about you? 447 00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:18,277 Now that you won't have the café, what are you gonna do? 448 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:20,038 I don't know. 449 00:17:20,189 --> 00:17:21,522 Maybe I'll go to France. 450 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,357 I've always wanted to visit the birthplace 451 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,101 of my favorite mathematician, Marie Crous. 452 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,452 She invented the decimal point. 453 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:29,881 Well, I'm 99.9% sure it'll be awesome. 454 00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:31,791 (chuckles) It's funny, I feel like 455 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,292 you're usually the one with the plan 456 00:17:33,444 --> 00:17:35,111 and I'm the one going with the flow. 457 00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:36,295 And now I'm going with the flow 458 00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:38,038 and you're the one with the plan. 459 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,782 Yeah, for two people who are so in sync, 460 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:42,709 we never seem to be in the same place at the same time. 461 00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:45,546 I wonder if we'll match up someday. 462 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,348 I bet we will. 463 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:51,051 To being happy with whatever comes next. 464 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,220 And to new adventures. 465 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,990 With new friends. (laughs) 466 00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:59,135 Oh, y'all are having a moment. 467 00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:02,038 All love, all love. 468 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:07,085 Hey, Kat, can we talk to you for a second? 469 00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:08,402 -Sure. -Oh, I actually have 470 00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:09,979 a little surprise I got to get ready for. 471 00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:11,647 You guys take the table. 472 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,483 So, Phil and I have been talking, and... 473 00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:16,335 And we want to keep the café open while you're gone. 474 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,579 RANDI: You said I could tell her. 475 00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,339 I'm sorry, I get so excited 476 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,675 when I got a bee in my butter bin. 477 00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:24,327 You really want to do that? 478 00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:26,753 Yeah. I mean, it's our home, too. 479 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,273 Plus, if I'm my own boss, I can make my own hours. 480 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,942 Ooh, I'm gonna need Sundays off. 481 00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:35,354 (scoffs) I guess Mama will just have to roll herself to church. 482 00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,281 Well, I don't know where I'll be 483 00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:40,100 or what I'll be doing, but... 484 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:41,510 I'm really happy to know that 485 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,621 Kat's Cat Café will still be here. 486 00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:45,939 Randi's Cat Café. 487 00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:48,543 Phil's Bakery with Cats. 488 00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:51,370 MAX: Excuse me, everybody. 489 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:52,855 (clears throat) 490 00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:55,449 I've been trying to write a song for a couple days now, 491 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:58,136 and I had nothing. 492 00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:01,530 And then I got inspiration from the strongest person I know. 493 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:04,200 -(sighs) You didn't have to... -Kat, will you come up here? 494 00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:06,018 It's fine. I don't need a song. 495 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:12,066 This one's for you. 496 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,819 ♪ When the days are long ♪ 497 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,970 ♪ You're out of focus, in between ♪ 498 00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:21,492 ♪ You're feeling out, and oh, what does it mean? ♪ 499 00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:24,996 ♪ Hey ♪ 500 00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:28,624 ♪ You're okay ♪ 501 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,321 ♪ So you had another breakdown ♪ 502 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,492 ♪ And you're walking with your head down ♪ 503 00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:41,404 ♪ And you don't know what to do now ♪ 504 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:45,832 ♪ You can turn it around ♪ 505 00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:49,245 ♪ Celebrate your face ♪ 506 00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:52,248 ♪ See all the colors around you ♪ 507 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:57,269 ♪ See all the beauty that I do, I do ♪ 508 00:19:57,438 --> 00:20:00,156 ♪ Celebrate your face ♪ 509 00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:04,593 ♪ Celebrate your face ♪ 510 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:08,188 ♪ Don't you let the dark define you ♪ 511 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:12,618 ♪ Let the world see what I do, I do ♪ 512 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:16,464 ♪ Celebrate your face ♪ 513 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,610 ♪ Celebrate your face. ♪ 514 00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,612 (cheering and applause) 515 00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:26,432 ♪ ♪ 516 00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,532 Are you coming back to bed? 517 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,085 Okay, that part didn't happen, 518 00:20:54,312 --> 00:20:56,921 but I am in Paris, so who knows? 519 00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:58,589 Anything can happen. 520 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,649 See you in a few months. 521 00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:03,836 ♪ Celebrate your face ♪ 522 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,656 ♪ See all the colors around you ♪ 523 00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:11,752 ♪ See all the beauty that I do, I do ♪ 524 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,014 ♪ Celebrate your face ♪ 525 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:18,517 -♪ Celebrate your face ♪ -♪ Celebrate ♪ 526 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:22,021 ♪ Don't you let the dark define you ♪ 527 00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:26,600 ♪ Let the world see what I do, I do ♪ 528 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,936 ♪ Celebrate your face ♪ 529 00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:33,124 -♪ Celebrate your face ♪ -♪ Celebrate ♪ 530 00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:36,943 ♪ Don't you let the dark define you ♪ 531 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,965 ♪ Let the world see what I do, I do ♪ 532 00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:46,378 -♪ Celebrate your face ♪ -♪ Celebrate, celebrate ♪ 533 00:21:46,531 --> 00:21:47,863 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 534 00:21:47,998 --> 00:21:51,475 ♪ See all the colors around you ♪ 535 00:21:51,627 --> 00:21:54,461 ♪ See all the beauty that I do. ♪ 536 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,296 Captioning sponsored by WARNER BROS. 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