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Oh, my gosh.
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First class is so nice.
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I totally understand all
the rich people in Titanic now.
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Can I interest you
in a glass of champagne?
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-Oh, um, how much?
-They're complimentary.
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Shut. Up.
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Mm. Hello.
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Hi.
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Oh, wow.
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I would take Minor Celebrities
for $200, Ken. (laughing)
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Get it?
It's a Jeopardy! joke.
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-What is "not the first time
I've heard it."
-(laughs)
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That's why you're
my favorite host.
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I mean, what else
am I gonna say?
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It's my first time
in first class.
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I got upgraded 'cause
I racked up a buttload of miles
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traveling around the world
for the past four months.
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I'm gonna need
another one of these.
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My tale begins in Madagascar.
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And keep them coming.
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Did you know that Madagascar is
the original home of the lemur?
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I did know that.
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Of course, I kind of
know everything.
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(laughing)
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It's gonna be such a fun
20 hours together.
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I just got back
from this amazing journey
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of self-discovery.
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Discovery number one--
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I will never be
a professional zip liner.
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Am I supposed to be
doing something?
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Should I pedal?
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Can I switch to tequila?
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Whoa, get out
your cell phones, folks.
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Mr. Jeopardy is going
for the "Potent Potables."
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(laughing)
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Okay, so next I spent some time
at an ashram in India.
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And I discovered that the answer
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to all of my problems
is acceptance.
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You know, I used to try
and control everything,
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but now I'm at peace, you know,
I just go with the flow.
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I even got a tattoo.
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It's in Sanskrit.
It says "acceptance."
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That says "garden salad."
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What?
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Oh.
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Well, I guess I'll just
have to accept it.
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(chuckles)
And that's how I'm gonna face
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every single moment of every day
for the rest of my life.
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Seriously?
Garden salad?
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You know, I was really hoping
to sleep on this flight.
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(laughing):
Yeah, me too, Ken.
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I'm just too excited
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to get back to my cat café
and see my friends.
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They don't even know
I'm coming home.
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In fact, I've got this
crazy surprise planned.
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What other kind would you have?
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You seem stressed, Ken.
Do you want to know my mantra?
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I'm not supposed to tell anyone,
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but I can't resist
'cause you're kind of famous.
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It goes, "Om... shanti,
shanti, shanti."
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You want to give it a try?
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I have my own mantra.
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It goes, "I'm...
gonna look for a seat in coach."
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How crazy was that chemistry?
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I'll make my move
in baggage claim.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Mmm. Look at all that sweetness.
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I can't wait to get my hands
on those honey buns.
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Do you not see that
I'm at work right now?
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I meant the bear claw.
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Don't be so thirsty.
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But I could use
15 minutes alone with you.
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I can't. The 10:00 a.m.
Pilates class just ended,
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and all of these Ashleys
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are two minutes
from turning into Karens.
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Come on, babe.
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Look, I know managing
this place is a big job,
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but we haven't been
on a real date in weeks.
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Can you two lovebirds
move it along?
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This place is backing up
worse than Mama
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at the cheese festival.
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Ooh, that's a big one.
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You sound like Mama two days
after the cheese festival.
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Oh, you can just put that
over there. I'm a little busy.
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I've heard that before.
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I feel you, box.
The nights are cold.
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This seemed like such
a good idea on the plane.
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Of course, so did
trying to kiss Ken Jennings.
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What'd you order?
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I didn't order anything.
I thought you did.
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I found a box like that
in the woods once.
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Full of '70s porn.
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I didn't put it in there.
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I wonder what it is.
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(quietly):
I know how to find out. Open it.
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Ooh, it's really heavy.
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It has to be like 300,
400 pounds.
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Seriously?
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All right, enough of this.
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What the hell?
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Uh-oh.
Porn box ain't never did that.
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(all screaming)
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Surprise.
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Geez, how many rings
are you wearing?
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What are you? Tom Brady?
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You don't surprise
a girl from Detroit.
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You're lucky to be alive.
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I just want y'all to know
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I screamed like that
to be funny.
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Wow.
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Look how different
this place is.
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Yeah, yeah,
we made a lot of changes.
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Hopefully good ones.
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I learned on my travels
that nothing is good or bad.
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It just is.
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Well, I'm so glad
to hear you say that,
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because this is a juice bar now.
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Yeah, yeah, loving it.
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Uh... so quick question.
Why is it a juice bar?
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Okay, hear me out.
I noticed that
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on this street
there's a SoulCycle,
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a gym and a yoga studio.
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And I noticed
if I agree with Randi,
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she's nicer to me.
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So I thought, "Why don't we
cater to their customers?"
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Yeah, that's-that's good.
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Well, not good, but not bad.
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It just is.
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It really is.
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Well, I-I named a lot
of the smoothies.
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You should try
the Banana-Lama-Ding-Dong.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, definitely.
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So, um... where are the cats?
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I told you she'd notice.
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Look, cats just don't make
sense for this business.
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But it's a cat café.
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Yeah, but then we thought--
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get ready, this is exciting--
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what if it wasn't?
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And don't worry, they all went
to really good homes.
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But I always thought the cats
were kind of the reason
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people came here to hang out.
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Exactly.
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They would just sit there
and pet them
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and not buy anything.
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We like to get people
in and out.
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That's why we shut off
the Wi-Fi.
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-Oh.
-I don't need people
taking up our tables
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writing their damn screenplays.
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It's gonna be so dope.
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It's like Minions
but they're orange.
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W-What about all
our regular customers?
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Like the sweater bro?
Toothpick girl?
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That guy with all the Band-Aids?
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Randi, my usual.
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Hello, Mother.
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Katharine!
Oh, this is so great.
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I had no idea
you were coming back.
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-Obviously, you ate well.
-Oh.
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Missed you, too.
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We were just showing Kat
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the changes we made
while she was gone.
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Aren't they wonderful?
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I used to come here
out of pity for you,
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but now I actually like it.
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♪ ♪
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Darren,
what do you think of this?
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♪ You ripped through my heart
like a tornado ♪
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Whoa, I'm feeling things.
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I just need something
that rhymes with "tornado."
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Lemonade, yo.
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That guy is a poet.
I am totally stealing that.
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Hey.
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Oh, my God!
This is a surprise.
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Whoa, so is this getup.
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(laughs)
Nice hat.
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Oh, you mean Louise?
I picked her up in Nashville.
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Yeah, maybe she should've been
a one-night stand.
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-How was your trip?
-Oh, it was so great.
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Travel is the best therapy.
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You learn-- Oh, really?
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You're just gonna play
while I'm talking?
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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I guess I left Nashville,
but Nashville won't leave me.
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I had that with
a stomach bug in Morocco.
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Kind of the same thing
but on a bus.
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How was your summer?
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The best.
Music City was life-changing.
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I wrote a ton of new songs.
I even sold one.
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You sold a song?
That's amazing.
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Ah, please,
it's not that big a deal.
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Just to Kacey.
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-Kacey...?
-Musgraves.
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Yeah, I just call her Kacey.
She's so great. (chuckles)
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-Yeah, I love her...
-She's just a person
though, right?
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Just-just a famous person.
Who I know.
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Did you see what Randi and Phil
did to the café?
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-Yeah, I like it.
-Really?
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-What do you like about it?
-I don't know.
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It's got a good energy. Okay,
what do you think about this?
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♪ You ripped through my heart
like a tornado ♪
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♪ But now I'm drowning
my sorrows ♪
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♪ With a hard lemonade, yo. ♪
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I like it.
It's got a good energy.
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That's the hard part.
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That, and making
all the words rhyme.
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Anyway, we should catch up soon.
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Oh, okay.
You're working.
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It's not work if you love it.
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But, yeah, you should go.
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Right. Going.
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(Max playing piano)
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Is it me or did I bathe
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in the river of light
and compassion
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while everyone here
turned into total jackasses?
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Here you go,
two Kowabunga Kiwis,
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made with
Phil's special nut milk.
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I squeezed the nuts myself.
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So you, uh,
like all the changes?
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I do, I do.
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We went from blueberry muffins
to stud muffins.
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What about those ladies
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who used to come in here
for book club?
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Do they still do that?
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Randi tossed them out.
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She's like the preacher
from Footloose,
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but instead of dancing,
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she thinks the devil's work
is sitting.
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Hey, hey, would you like to try
a shot of wheatgrass?
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Oh, sure.
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Mm-mm.
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Oh, if grass could vomit,
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this is what
it would taste like.
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And we grow it
in the backyard for free.
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I am two summers away
from buying a damn boat.
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Hey, babe, how about
some breakfast?
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You know I don't have
time to go out.
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Well, I do know that, which is
why I brought it with me.
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Is there a burrito in this bag
or am I just happy to see you?
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I don't think
you understand that joke.
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Don't I?
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No, you really don't.
(chuckles)
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Anyway, I'm busy.
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No, Randi, go eat.
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I can handle the blender.
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I've been making my mother
margaritas since I was nine.
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Okay, five minutes.
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Baby, you know five minutes
is all I ever need.
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Hi, welcome to Kat's Cat Café.
254
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,082
Oh-- Sorry.
Just Kat's Café.
255
00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:46,142
No cats.
Well, one Kat.
256
00:09:46,235 --> 00:09:49,329
Me. Yeow. (laughs)
257
00:09:49,497 --> 00:09:51,497
That would've killed
with the book club.
258
00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:55,485
We'll have two extra large
Glutes and Guavas, please.
259
00:09:55,578 --> 00:09:56,836
Got it.
260
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,246
You sure you don't want to try
a Flaxseed Capacitor?
261
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,248
(laughing)
I just made that up.
262
00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:03,184
It's from Back to the Future.
263
00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:05,437
It's a movie.
264
00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:07,497
About a time machine,
which I would like to use
265
00:10:07,499 --> 00:10:10,424
to go back to the beginning
of this conversation.
266
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,169
Okay, two Glutes and Guavas,
coming right up.
267
00:10:13,262 --> 00:10:15,763
All right, let's get the, uh...
268
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,173
juice base.
269
00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:18,800
That's how it works.
270
00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,619
And can't forget the guava.
(chuckles)
271
00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,345
Can you add some flavonoids?
272
00:10:22,364 --> 00:10:25,014
Yeah, I'll give you some
Flava-flavonoids.
273
00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,791
"Yeah, boi!"
274
00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:29,127
(laughing)
275
00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:36,051
Yeah, boi!
276
00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:39,712
♪ ♪
277
00:10:39,865 --> 00:10:40,955
Damn, slow down.
278
00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:43,216
Did those tacos say something
about your mama?
279
00:10:43,368 --> 00:10:46,645
You know I don't like leaving
somebody else in charge.
280
00:10:46,872 --> 00:10:48,480
-Kat is the owner, so--
-Mmm.
281
00:10:48,673 --> 00:10:51,708
Okay, baby, you got to breathe
in between bites.
282
00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:53,726
This was so nice of you.
283
00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:55,320
Thank you.
Give me a kiss.
284
00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:56,562
-Mwah.
-Okay, yeah.
285
00:10:56,731 --> 00:10:59,048
Wow, I feel like I got
a little baby bird action
286
00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:01,642
-on that one.
-Mm. Mmm.
287
00:11:01,811 --> 00:11:03,644
Look, I'm so proud of
what you did with the café,
288
00:11:03,738 --> 00:11:05,312
but I never see you anymore.
289
00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:06,890
Well, I'm running a business.
290
00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:08,667
That's like 16, 18 hours a day.
291
00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:10,560
I run my own business, too.
292
00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:14,339
And I'm the general manager
of the Indiana Pacers on NBA 2K.
293
00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,916
But I still find time
for my girlfriend.
294
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,419
Oh, baby, come on,
you know I don't mean...
295
00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:21,921
Randi, Kat is having some
kind of allergic reaction
296
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,181
to the guava juice.
297
00:11:23,408 --> 00:11:25,183
Her face is swelling up
like a pumpkin
298
00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:28,261
and it's time
for my break, so...
299
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,356
-Okay, I got to go.
-Wh-- I got to go, too.
300
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,599
I got to see if I can trade
Tyrese Haliburton
301
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,527
to the Celtics.
302
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,087
♪ ♪
303
00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:40,590
Okay, you just tell Kacey
I got a killer idea.
304
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:43,017
You know how everybody
does Christmas songs?
305
00:11:43,111 --> 00:11:45,611
One word-- Fourth of July.
306
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,764
Yes, I know it's three words,
307
00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:50,024
but it's one
star-spangled good idea.
308
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,785
(laughing)
All righty.
309
00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:54,604
You just tell her I called.
310
00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:55,621
Howdy, Kat.
311
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:56,622
Howdy, pardner.
312
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,216
You want I should
fix you a drink?
313
00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:00,276
Maybe you'd like
a sarsapari-lee?
314
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,611
Am I doing it again?
315
00:12:01,629 --> 00:12:03,704
It's just when I talk
to people in the industry,
316
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:05,056
I pick up the accent.
317
00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:07,767
It's this dadgum musical ear.
318
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,211
Whoa, why are you
limping, Woody?
319
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,971
Is there a snake in your boot?
320
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,547
Kacey gave me these.
321
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,216
As a gift.
To a friend.
322
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,309
From a famous friend.
323
00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:19,028
Who doesn't know
her friend's shoe size.
324
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,298
He's acting so weird.
325
00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:23,967
Success went to his head,
326
00:12:23,985 --> 00:12:26,894
and his head went
straight up his ass.
327
00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:29,164
And what an ass.
328
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,324
Excuse me.
329
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,733
Why do we have a cat tree?
330
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,328
I told you she'd notice.
331
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,829
Oh, that.
332
00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:38,648
Yeah, I just thought
it would be nice.
333
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,334
You know, in case any
weary cats happen to wander by,
334
00:12:41,486 --> 00:12:43,428
they have a nice place to relax.
335
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:46,580
And why would any cats
be just wandering by?
336
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,415
Oh, I don't know. Um...
337
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,828
Maybe someone has cat treats.
338
00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:53,271
Aw!
339
00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,440
-(laughing)
-(meowing)
340
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:56,608
Yeah.
341
00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:59,852
Would you look at that.
342
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,020
Are you serious?
343
00:13:01,189 --> 00:13:03,615
Oh, it feels so much
happier in here already.
344
00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:06,451
No, no. The cats freak out
when we run the blenders.
345
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:07,935
It's true.
346
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,847
That poor man with the toupee
was not amused.
347
00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,865
Huh.
348
00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:15,293
Here's an idea
that I just thought of.
349
00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:17,186
Maybe we don't need
the blenders.
350
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,445
So, what?
351
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,298
You just want to change back
everything I did?
352
00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,041
Oh, don't think of it
as changing back.
353
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:26,287
Think of it as-as changing
forward the long way around.
354
00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:27,788
No, Phil and I worked
our asses off
355
00:13:27,957 --> 00:13:30,716
to make this business work
while you were off sightseeing.
356
00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:32,218
Hey, I wasn't sightseeing.
357
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,037
I was on a journey
of self-discovery.
358
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,313
(chuckling):
I can't help if that happened
359
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:38,024
at some very
Instagrammable places.
360
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,377
Randi's right,
we worked our tails off.
361
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,154
-Phil.
-But you're the boss,
362
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:44,397
so whatever makes you happy.
363
00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,883
-Phil!
-Uh...
364
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:50,311
Oh, I hate it when
Mommy and Mommy fight.
365
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,330
Randi, I designed this place
366
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,057
for people to come together
and hang out.
367
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:55,725
There was a real sense
of community.
368
00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:58,002
Yeah, well, now there's
a real sense of making money.
369
00:13:58,154 --> 00:13:59,395
I saved this place.
370
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,655
Saved it?
(chuckling): I mean...
371
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,633
I think you ruined it!
372
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:06,594
Well, let me fix it then.
373
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:10,756
-(door opens)
-I've been
374
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:13,834
on Team Kat from the beginning.
375
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:15,979
♪ ♪
376
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:22,268
I need two small
Peanut Butter Power Blasters.
377
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,177
On it.
378
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,845
I need a large Get Up and ManGo.
379
00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:26,513
Okay, I'm working
as fast as I can.
380
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,349
I'm just one optimistic
human woman.
381
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,593
And where is that large
Pecs and Pomegranate?
382
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:33,946
Om, shanti, shanti, shanti.
383
00:14:34,099 --> 00:14:35,264
Giddyup, Kat.
384
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,691
We're in pretty deep
"shanti" here.
385
00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:41,713
Does anyone else think this
place has gone downhill lately?
386
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:43,030
Preach!
387
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,273
Where's Randi?
388
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,594
She got in a tussle
with Gandhi here.
389
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,129
Well, I need my green juice.
390
00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:51,372
You know what?
391
00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:53,299
No more green juice,
no more smoothies.
392
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,541
We have coffee,
393
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,377
cats and a ding-dang
sense of community.
394
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,688
Now, who wants
to join a book club?!
395
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:03,626
Did you fire Randi?
(scoffs)
396
00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:05,461
She's your best employee.
397
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,572
And really,
like a daughter to me.
398
00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:09,465
Another daughter.
399
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,701
Sure.
400
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,137
I didn't fire Randi.
401
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,896
She left because I didn't love
402
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,141
every single thing
that she did to my café.
403
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,250
Oh, that poor girl.
404
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:20,734
You don't know how hard it is
405
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,329
to be a young woman
running a business these days.
406
00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:25,256
Are you serious right now?!
407
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,000
I'm just saying,
Randi did a great job
408
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,912
and you know you can
sometimes be difficult.
409
00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,339
Like when?
410
00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:34,415
Day one.
411
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,083
You came out
of the womb sideways.
412
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:40,179
And I can't prove it,
but I think you bit me.
413
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,589
Mother, that's ridiculous.
414
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,500
Yeah, I bit her.
415
00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:45,944
♪ ♪
416
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,187
And then Kat said
I ruined the business.
417
00:15:48,339 --> 00:15:50,506
Me. Do you think
I ruined the business?
418
00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:51,765
Baby, you...
419
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,267
I was killing myself
to keep that place open
420
00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:55,027
while she was off
for four months riding elephants
421
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:56,287
like some damn Kardashian.
422
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:57,530
You get what I'm saying,
don't you?
423
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,015
-I think that...
-And everything I did
424
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:00,875
to that place
made it better, right?
425
00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:04,629
So you're just gonna sit there
and not say nothing?!
426
00:16:06,207 --> 00:16:07,966
(boots squeaking)
427
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:11,210
Um... did you just shower
in your boots?
428
00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:13,863
I thought if I got them wet
they might stretch a little.
429
00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:16,365
Dude, water makes
leather shrink.
430
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:19,435
Well, I know that now!
431
00:16:20,538 --> 00:16:21,871
♪ ♪
432
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:24,223
♪ Families come
from all around ♪
433
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,300
♪ To watch the fireworks ♪
434
00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:27,543
Okay.
435
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,487
♪ Fireworks ♪
436
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,990
♪ Evil lurks ♪
437
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,492
♪ Bunch of jerks ♪
438
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,662
♪ Booty twerks ♪
439
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:40,248
Eh, twerks for me.
440
00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:43,167
Max?
What are you doing up here?
441
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,577
Oh, hey.
442
00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:46,729
I've been coming up here
for a quiet place to write.
443
00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:49,007
I used to do it at the café,
but now that Randi took over
444
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,068
it's gotten so busy--
How are you?
445
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,737
I'm great. I'm great.
Remember?
446
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,347
I'm all about acceptance now.
447
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:57,923
Yeah, yeah.
How's that working out?
448
00:16:58,076 --> 00:17:00,092
Well, I came up here
to scream into the void,
449
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,411
so draw your own conclusions.
450
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:03,521
(chuckling)
451
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:05,356
Randi and I got in a fight.
452
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,600
Yeah, she's been talking
to your mom about it
453
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,694
on the phone all day.
454
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,754
You know,
455
00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:14,532
I guess I thought
I could just be this new person
456
00:17:14,683 --> 00:17:16,425
and go with the flow, but...
457
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,611
obviously,
I haven't really changed.
458
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:20,763
For what it's worth,
the only one who thought
459
00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:22,373
you needed to be different
was you.
460
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,669
Personally, I like the Kat
who cares about things.
461
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:28,546
Thanks.
462
00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:30,106
No, I mean it.
463
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,291
We all know how much
the café means to you.
464
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,720
I put my heart and soul
into that place.
465
00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:40,224
I think that's why Randi
worked so hard to save it.
466
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,186
Yeah.
467
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,289
I'll let you get back
to your writing.
468
00:17:46,307 --> 00:17:47,640
Eh, please don't.
469
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,217
There's a reason nobody does
Fourth of July songs.
470
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,477
I got an entire verse
471
00:17:51,629 --> 00:17:53,887
just listing what meats
are on the grill.
472
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,798
And nothing rhymes
with kielbasa.
473
00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:59,744
(chuckles) I thought Kacey
was waiting on this song?
474
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,746
Eh, not exactly.
475
00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:03,656
She's not returning my calls.
476
00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:06,250
And I'm getting the sense
that I'm annoying her assistant.
477
00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:07,643
Why's that?
478
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,645
He said, "You're annoying me."
479
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:12,072
(sighs)
The truth is,
480
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,908
in Nashville there's a thousand
people like me writing songs.
481
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:17,320
But everyone's younger,
more connected,
482
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:20,156
-had boots that fit.
-(Kat laughs)
483
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,082
I guess this summer
didn't turn out
484
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,993
the way either of us was hoping.
485
00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:25,728
Yeah, I guess not.
486
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:29,941
But at least I didn't
piss off Randi.
487
00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:33,002
At least I can take off
my shoes.
488
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,029
(both laughing)
489
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:38,491
(sighs)
God, I missed you.
490
00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:41,536
I missed you too, Max.
491
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,181
All right, jet lag.
492
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:46,607
I'm gonna hit the hay.
493
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,442
-Good night.
-Good night.
494
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,277
Hey, Kat?
495
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,203
Yeah?
496
00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:53,548
Please carry me down the stairs.
497
00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:57,026
-Here, are you okay?
-It hurts.
498
00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,377
-I know.
-(grunts)
499
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:01,046
♪ ♪
500
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:02,698
Hey, looking good.
501
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:05,050
Guess someone had
Carter's Banana-Lama-Ding-Dong
502
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:06,477
this morning.
503
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,037
Who let you in here?
504
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:09,981
Oh, well, it turns out,
I've been a member
505
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,632
since 2009.
506
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,527
(chuckling): I really have to
check my credit card statements.
507
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:17,530
Um, can we talk?
508
00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:20,658
Um, okay, okay.
Well, I...
509
00:19:20,809 --> 00:19:21,901
I know you're mad,
510
00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:25,496
but I just want to
tell you that, um...
511
00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:26,813
you've done a...
512
00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:29,575
really amazing job
at-at the café.
513
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,170
Well, you have a funny way
of showing it.
514
00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:33,820
(exhales)
Thank God you stopped.
515
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,631
I didn't know
a lake could be uphill.
516
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,176
Look.
517
00:19:38,419 --> 00:19:41,904
I was so upset about all the
things that were gone that...
518
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:44,682
I couldn't see all
the great things that you added.
519
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,244
Tell me more about
how great I am.
520
00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:49,353
Well...
521
00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:52,581
You're definitely better
at making money than I am.
522
00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:55,418
But maybe I'm a little better
at being nice to people.
523
00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:57,570
That's 'cause people are stupid.
524
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,924
You know, Randi,
I came back from this trip
525
00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:05,018
as a person trying to
accept things.
526
00:20:05,112 --> 00:20:08,080
I think what I really
need to accept is...
527
00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:10,933
...I need your help.
528
00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:13,294
So you want me to work
for you again?
529
00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:15,287
No.
530
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,590
I want you to be my partner.
531
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,442
Really?
532
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:20,960
Yes.
533
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,795
Like fifty-fifty?
534
00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,889
Ish.
535
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,873
Well, if I had a partner,
536
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,300
I would have
more time with Carter.
537
00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:29,727
I do miss him.
538
00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:33,147
And if you tell him that,
you will taste the rings again.
539
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:35,524
So?
540
00:20:36,294 --> 00:20:37,551
So what about the cats?
541
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,903
Oh, I spoke to them.
542
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,629
They're cool with you.
543
00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:42,114
♪ ♪
544
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:47,745
-(grunting)
-You're doing great.
545
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:48,971
Just focus on your breathing.
546
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,582
Just get them off me!
547
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,400
Does anyone have ice chips?
548
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,401
I don't want ice!
549
00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:57,480
Oh, for me.
My chardonnay is warm.
550
00:20:57,498 --> 00:20:59,164
All right, all right,
easy does it.
551
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,258
I can see some ankle.
552
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:01,926
Okay, just one more pull.
553
00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:03,243
(all grunting)
554
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,987
Oh!
Oh, thank God.
555
00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:06,264
How do they look?
556
00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:07,265
Well...
557
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:10,142
Oh, damn, dude,
those toes are...
558
00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:14,981
("Back Again"
by L.O.U.D. playing)
559
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:21,337
♪ It's a new day,
it's a new beat ♪
560
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,522
♪ Got some new tricks
up my new sleeve ♪
561
00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:25,508
♪ Got a new lease
on a new life ♪
562
00:21:25,526 --> 00:21:28,935
♪ Got a fresh start and it feels
right, it's a new dawn ♪
563
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,696
♪ When the beat drops,
yeah, it feels like ♪
564
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,698
♪ Uh-huh, we're winning ♪
565
00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,108
♪ We're just beginning ♪
566
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:38,203
♪ Oh, can you feel it,
feel it? ♪
567
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,613
♪ Back again. ♪
568
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,632
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569
00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:44,093
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