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(TV playing faintly)
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What are you doing?
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I'm just really turned on
by this movie.
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Hidden Figures?
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It's about ladies who do math
for the space program.
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I know. Say it again.
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Oh.
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All right, well,
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the one lady just filled up
the chalkboard
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with all sorts of numbers
and fraternity letters.
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(chuckles)
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Mmm. Are her mean male bosses
impressed?
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Yeah, and they're
a little mad about it.
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Yeah, they are.
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-(phone ringing)
-Mm. Terrible timing.
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It must be my mother.
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Yeah, she must have sensed
I was happy.
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Can't it wait an hour?
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An hour?
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I'm building in time
to finish the movie.
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Geez.
(sighs)
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Hello, Mother.
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Katharine, I need you
to go to the store
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-to get me some batteries.
-(steady beeping)
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Why would you need batteries
at 10:00 at night?
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Actually, don't answer that.
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Kat, the rocket's
ready to launch.
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(whispers):
Both rockets.
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I'm sorry, but
my smoke detector is beeping,
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and you know
I can't drive myself.
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(sighs) I suppose
I could shoot it down
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with your father's pistol.
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I'll-I'll be right there.
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Also, I need milk.
You're a dear. Bye.
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(groans)
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Wait, you're really gonna go?
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Yeah. She's losing her eyesight.
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And when they took away
her license,
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I promised I would help her out.
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Okay.
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If you trust me alone
with all these math ladies.
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(scoffs) Very cute.
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You know I'm the only math lady
who can factor your polynomials.
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-Yeah, factor me, baby.
-(laughs)
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Okay, I'll be back soon.
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(door opens, closes)
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What are polynomials?
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-Hello.
-Ah. What took you so long?
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What did you do to your hair?
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Did you drive here
with your head out the window?
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This is just my normal hair,
Mother.
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And before you ask, yes,
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this is what I wore
to the store.
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Here's your milk and batteries.
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Where's the smoke detector?
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Oh, funny story.
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It wasn't
the smoke detector beeping.
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It was the freezer.
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-What?
-The door was open.
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I didn't even know it beeped.
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My fault
for not buying American.
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Wonder where she put that gun.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Hey, y'all.
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(imitating):
Hey, y'all.
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Sorry. We just spent five hours
running errands with my mother,
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and I think maybe
Max has hit his limit.
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An hour of looking at birthday
cards for her friend Elaine,
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who she-- and I quote--
"isn't a big fan of,"
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and, "Shoulders back, Max.
Somebody here might know me,"
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end quote.
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I haven't gotten a birthday card
from my mother since I was 12.
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It said,
"My condolences, Steve."
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I kept it.
It means a lot to me.
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Really? Your mom always sends me
a birthday card.
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I got a random one last week
that just said,
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"I'm proud of you."
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PHIL:
Oh, everybody be cool.
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My crush is here. Quick.
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Laugh like I said
something funny.
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(laughter)
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Oh, Phil, jumbo shrimp.
Which is it?!
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(chuckles):
Oh, hey, Jalen.
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I didn't realize you walked in
while I was amusing my friends.
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-Hey, everyone.
-Hi.
-Hey.
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Hi, I'm Max, nice to meet you.
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Okay, enough of that.
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Straight people, am I right?
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Uh, I'm Kat. I'm straight, too,
but I'm cool.
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-Eh.
-(chuckles)
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I just wanted to drop by
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and invite you all
to my drag show tonight.
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-Oh!
-Got to show the boss
I can put asses in seats,
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especially cute asses.
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All right, I'll be there.
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I don't think he meant you.
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Uh, okay.
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(groans)
Got to get back to court.
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Trying a case,
and it might be a hung jury,
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but not the kind I like.
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(laughs):
Hung jury, that's funny.
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Okay, tone it down there,
Stretch.
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Well, I hope to see you all
tonight.
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KAT AND RANDI:
Bye.
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Damn, Phil, a hot younger man
who's also a lawyer?
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My boyfriend farts in the car
and locks the windows.
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(laughs) Hot box.
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(phone ringing)
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-Oh. My mother.
-No, don't answer it.
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-Don't.
-No, it could be
something important.
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Maybe she's calling
to tell me she's proud of me.
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It might be
something important.
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Hello.
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I lost my sunglasses
while we were out today.
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I need you to find them.
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M-Mother, I-I gave you
my whole morning.
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I have a life, too.
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Attagirl. Put it out
into the world,
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and it will come true.
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Please?
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(sighs)
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I suppose Max and I could
retrace our steps later.
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You're a dear,
I really appreciate this.
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Also, I need vodka.
Not that cheap stuff you like.
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Okay, bye.
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I thought
tonight was date night.
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We were gonna watch Life of Pi.
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It's about math.
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(chuckles) It's not about math.
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That's the boy's name.
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I hate this day.
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And then I said, "You can't
put that in my mouth."
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-Oh.
-(laughter)
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All right, baby,
I don't want you to get jealous,
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but gay guys got a queer eye
for this straight guy.
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What? That doesn't surprise me.
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You have the looks
of Michael B. Jordan
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and the arms of Michelle Obama.
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Hey, girl. (laughs)
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Where'd you buy those boobs?
I need to go shopping.
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(laughs):
Got her! They are big!
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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-You need to be this tall
to ride the ride.
-(laughs)
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But you are the perfect height
to service it.
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Oh! Well, I do got
the right tool for that job.
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-(laughter)
-All right, I'm next.
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Now, remember, no jealousy.
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Is it gonna be my hair, my body,
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my impossible-to-nail-down age?
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Oh, no, stop.
I am so jealous.
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Never in my 30 to 45 years
have I been ignored like that.
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(laughs)
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(gasps) Hey, guys, here she is,
Queen Dicktoria.
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-(chuckles): Oh.
-Uh-oh.
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It looks like
your queen has a lot of fans.
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Or are they waving at you,
Carter?
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Oh, no, I'm just a groupie.
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It's Elton John all over again.
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"Tiny Dancer," that was me.
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Hello, Mother,
we found your sunglasses.
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Oh, she must be asleep,
let's go get our math movie on.
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(whispers):
I have to pee.
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Pee in a bush.
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It's the only reason I came in.
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SHEILA:
Katharine, is that you?
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Yep.
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Oh, I thought I heard you.
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If you'd stuck with ballet,
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you wouldn't have
that plodding gait.
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She has fat feet.
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I have flat feet.
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-Both can be true.
-(Max chuckles)
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-We found your sunglasses.
-Oh.
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Yeah. They were not
at the doctor's office,
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so we also checked
the nail salon, the mall,
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the blow-dry bar,
and then I had Max drive,
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which turned out
to be a smart thing,
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because do you know
where I found your sunglasses?
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Katharine, just land the plane.
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Side pocket of
the passenger door.
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Did you try these on?
They seem bent.
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Max, let's go.
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Yoga's at 7:00 tomorrow,
be here by 6:30.
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What? No. No. I cannot
take you to yoga tomorrow.
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Well, if it's too much trouble
to help your mother,
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I understand.
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No, no, it's fine.
I'll-I'll be here at 6:30.
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Make it 6:15,
you'll have to parallel park,
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and I know you need
a couple shots at that.
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(Kat sighs)
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Sheila, yeah, maybe
you should try to find
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another way to get to yoga.
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I think Kat needs a break.
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Oh, you heard her, she's fine.
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I think she's just saying that
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'cause she doesn't want
to disappoint you.
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(scoffs) Since when?
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If she keeps having
to drop everything to help you,
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she's gonna crack.
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You have no idea how much
I hate depending on people.
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Yeah, that's got to be so hard.
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I can't even imag--
I'm sorry, I really got to pee.
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(laughter)
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I spent 15 minutes at the bar,
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and the only person
that talked to me said,
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"Are you the guy
who played Urkel?"
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(imitating Urkel):
I did not do that.
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Baby, settle down, it's okay.
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(regular voice):
It's not okay.
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I did 300 squats today.
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I mean, I came in here
dragging a wagon,
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and not one person
asked for a ride.
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DAME BOOTY CLENCH
(British accent):
Our final act of the night
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swings the biggest scepter
in Tuckingham Palace.
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Please welcome
the spoiled royal,
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Queen Dicktoria.
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(applause, cheering)
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Time to cheer along
with my sister wives.
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("Big Spender" playing)
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♪ The minute you walked
in the joint ♪
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♪ I could see you were
a man of distinction ♪
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♪ A real big spender ♪
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♪ You're good-looking,
so refined ♪
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♪ Say, wouldn't you like ♪
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♪ To know what's going on
in my mind? ♪
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♪ So let me get right
to the point ♪
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♪ I don't pop my cork
for every man I see ♪
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-♪ Hey, big spender ♪
-♪ Hey, big spender ♪
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♪ Spend ♪
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♪ A little time with me. ♪
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Suck it, hoes,
I'm her favorite.
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Whoa, how late were y'all out
last night?
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I got in at 4:00.
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Jalen's friends wanted
to go to a club after.
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-I'm gonna go lay down.
-Wait, in my bed?
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Don't worry, I'll keep
my drawers on this time.
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-Oh, no.
-Oh.
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-Hello, all.
-Morning, Sheila.
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If you're looking for Kat,
she's, uh, at the zoo.
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Yeah, yeah, she at the zoo.
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So, she didn't just duck behind
the counter when I came in?
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No. No duck.
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But you know
where there are ducks?
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At the zoo where she at.
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Well, if you see her,
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tell her that
I'm not going to ask her
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to do anything for me
anymore.
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00:10:13,262 --> 00:10:15,338
-Hello, Mother.
-Oh.
251
00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,023
Why'd you say I was at the zoo?
252
00:10:17,175 --> 00:10:18,675
I was just...
I was just seeing
253
00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:21,119
if the, uh, counter is still
connected to the floor.
254
00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:24,122
Breaking news, it is. (laughs)
255
00:10:24,273 --> 00:10:25,865
Well, I have news, too.
256
00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:29,276
I found something that's gonna
make both of our lives easier.
257
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,445
Just land the plane, Mother.
258
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:36,468
I'm thinking of moving into
an active senior community.
259
00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:37,543
What?
260
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,137
It's called Valley Hills.
261
00:10:39,364 --> 00:10:42,474
Imagine the Four Seasons
meets Eyes Wide Shut
262
00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:43,883
with dinner at 4:30.
263
00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:46,478
Ooh, how old do you have to be
to live there?
264
00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:48,313
What-what,
are you gonna sell the house?
265
00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:50,390
I'd have to.
I'm on a fixed income,
266
00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:52,542
and my only daughter
runs a business
267
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,879
that's increasingly difficult
to explain.
268
00:10:55,972 --> 00:10:57,972
It's the cats.
Nobody gets the damn cats.
269
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,807
Everybody loves the cats!
270
00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:03,477
Look, I-I know
I complained about yesterday,
271
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,146
but I really don't mind
helping you out.
272
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,056
But there's a lot of upsides
to this.
273
00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:09,984
They have a lovely spa,
three restaurants,
274
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,837
and a complimentary shuttle
that doesn't whine
275
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:15,489
if I want to stop at Pier 1.
276
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,659
You don't need more wind chimes.
277
00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:21,754
Just, I can't believe
you're gonna sell the house.
278
00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:24,165
This is a lot to process
right now.
279
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,061
Kat, we're out of conditioner.
280
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:33,340
Ooh, if I prepay the first year,
281
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,027
they'll throw in
the premium liquor package.
282
00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:37,420
(chuckles):
Oh, Valley Hills.
283
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:40,590
I am about to wreck
your bottom line.
284
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:43,943
You're not seriously
considering that dump, are you?
285
00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:45,278
I enjoyed the tour.
286
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,946
And I can get
a room with a balcony,
287
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:50,458
if Mr. Murray's heart surgery
doesn't go well.
288
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,953
You are not gonna like it there.
289
00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:55,362
You're gonna end up in a room
290
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,215
next to some guy
with an oxygen tank.
291
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:58,791
You'll nickname him Wheezy.
292
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,461
Then after one too many
at Merlot Monday,
293
00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:03,921
you'll be like, "Hey, Wheezy,
let's spark up a doobie."
294
00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:05,539
And then, boom.
295
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,618
Wheezy's toupee lights up like
a menorah on the eighth night.
296
00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:11,378
I'm not befriending
anyone with a toupee,
297
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,881
but the rest of that story
sounded fun.
298
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,460
Yeah, fine. Sell the house,
move in there.
299
00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:19,220
But when you realize
that this was a huge mistake,
300
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,573
you are not coming to live
with me.
301
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:22,699
Promise?
302
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,076
I-I'm serious.
303
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,061
I think this is a bad idea.
304
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,748
-You are gonna hate
being with all those old people.
-It's not your decision.
305
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:34,085
I'm doing it, and I don't
really care if you approve.
306
00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:36,629
-Fine.
-Fine.
307
00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:41,651
Huh. Look at that. A Pier 1.
308
00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:43,678
(chuckles) Not gonna stop.
309
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,508
-When were y'all gonna tell me?
-All right, all right.
310
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:52,086
Al Roker didn't write you
that letter, I did.
311
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,346
I'm talking about my body.
312
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,774
I put on some pounds,
let myself go.
313
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,517
Wait, you wrote that letter?
314
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,019
So he's not coming here
to play pickleball with me?
315
00:13:01,022 --> 00:13:02,113
What are you talking about,
you put on pounds?
316
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:04,532
I love your body.
317
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,237
No, I'm doubling down,
I love your body.
318
00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,348
Wait, are you still mad
that a room full of gay men
319
00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:14,367
didn't sexually harass you?
320
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,019
It makes no sense.
321
00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:18,187
My personality?
Sparkling.
322
00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:19,613
My hair? On point.
323
00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:23,209
My eyes? You need a lifeguard
or you'll drown in 'em.
324
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:27,196
Your vanity? Astounding.
Your self-esteem? Misguided.
325
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,474
She doesn't see what I see.
326
00:13:30,718 --> 00:13:35,555
Sorry, I overslept,
and I can't find my drawers.
327
00:13:35,707 --> 00:13:37,223
You go out again last night?
328
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:40,376
Jalen and I closed down
a dueling piano bar.
329
00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:43,304
It was like yours, but
there were tons of people there.
330
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:46,991
Could've just said
you went to a bar, man.
331
00:13:47,218 --> 00:13:48,809
-(beeping)
-What the hell?
332
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,144
My brownies!
333
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,997
Just so you know,
I see you, too.
334
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,490
Oh, my poor brownies.
335
00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:07,570
And how in the world did
my drawers end up in the oven?
336
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,347
I know you like Jalen,
337
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:11,165
but you're gonna have
to take a night off.
338
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,335
I can't. Jalen has
a lot of men after him.
339
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,246
And if I'm not there,
he'll be hounded
340
00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:20,191
by that hussy
Allen from LensCrafters.
341
00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:22,343
Jalen will still like you
342
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,270
if he finds out
your bedtime is 9:30.
343
00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:26,847
9:30? Maybe if I did cocaine.
344
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,424
CARTER:
Hey, Randi, is this sexy?
345
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,743
I want to take a picture
for Phil's friends.
346
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,539
Chin up. Flex a little.
347
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:35,707
No.
348
00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:38,859
I got you. I know your angles.
349
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,503
(high-pitched scream)
350
00:14:42,123 --> 00:14:44,198
-(line rings, beeps)
-Hey, it's Sheila.
351
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,958
Leave a message after the beep.
352
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:49,295
-And stay frosty.
-(beeps)
353
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:51,280
Hello, Mother,
this is Katharine.
354
00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:53,299
This is message number seven.
355
00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:55,727
Please listen to them in order.
356
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,562
When you start
cleaning out my room,
357
00:14:57,789 --> 00:15:00,957
do not throw away
my Best at Algebra trophy
358
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:03,292
or my Most Improved
Hall Monitor award.
359
00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:05,686
Cost me three weeks' allowance
to get those made.
360
00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,813
Don't forget
your homemade Grammy
361
00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:11,117
for your "Tattling
Gets a Bad Rap" rap.
362
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,411
(chuckles):
Dad?
363
00:15:13,562 --> 00:15:15,914
♪ It's not uncool
to know the rules ♪
364
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,248
♪ To tell the teacher ♪
365
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,917
BOTH:
♪ On those fools. ♪
366
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,401
(laughs)
367
00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:22,420
It's really good to see you,
how are you doing?
368
00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:26,841
Well, you know,
not bad for being dead.
369
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,835
What's up with you, kiddo?
370
00:15:29,988 --> 00:15:31,504
Oh, a lot.
371
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,080
I've got a boyfriend.
372
00:15:33,174 --> 00:15:35,082
The café's doing really well.
373
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:36,267
Mom's selling the house
374
00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:38,327
'cause I didn't want
to take her to yoga.
375
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:39,586
I know.
376
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:41,422
You bought that house
when you guys got married.
377
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:42,589
I grew up there.
378
00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:43,975
It was a great house.
379
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,169
She says she wants to move
into a retirement home.
380
00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:49,021
Good news is, she'll get
that room with a balcony.
381
00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:51,616
I have inside information.
382
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,117
You've got to stop her, Dad.
383
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:55,269
Haunt the crap out of her.
384
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,288
Let me ask you a question.
385
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,441
Are you sure what you're
upset about is the house?
386
00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:02,609
Yeah, I don't want
her selling it.
387
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,855
Plus, Mom doesn't belong
in a place like that,
388
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,781
with all those old people.
389
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,116
Kat.
390
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,969
Your mother is getting older.
391
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,137
And if you tell her I said that,
392
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:15,531
I will haunt
the crap out of you.
393
00:16:15,624 --> 00:16:19,126
I just still see her
as the young, vibrant woman
394
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,980
who packed cigarettes in my
lunch so I could make friends.
395
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:24,465
(laughs) And then you turned her
in to the principal
396
00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:27,819
and gave yourself
a citizenship award.
397
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,989
Just, those senior
communities are
398
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,199
usually the last stop before...
399
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,496
Just, I don't even want
to think about it.
400
00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:42,316
It's possible
you're not the only one
401
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,711
having a hard time with this.
402
00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:50,383
Yeah. You're right.
403
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:56,556
Hey, you should be wearing
a seat belt.
404
00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:58,924
What's gonna happen?
405
00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:01,352
(scoffs)
406
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,171
Are these
your mother's sunglasses?
407
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,524
-Oh, son of a bitch.
-Kat.
408
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:09,510
♪ When you hear
a good friend cuss ♪
409
00:17:09,678 --> 00:17:11,604
♪ The thing you got to do is
make a fuss ♪
410
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,273
-(beatboxing)
-♪ Tell the teacher
'cause that ain't cool ♪
411
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,849
♪ And get
that cussing kid sent ♪
412
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,869
BOTH:
♪ Home from school. ♪
413
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:20,096
(laughing)
414
00:17:20,265 --> 00:17:23,041
Oh, Dad. I really...
415
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,088
...miss you.
416
00:17:31,609 --> 00:17:32,383
-Hi.
-Oh.
417
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:34,277
What are you doing here?
418
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:37,329
Oh, you, uh, left
your sunglasses in my car again.
419
00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:38,781
I was leaving them for you.
420
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,967
Your big Charlie Brown head
stretched them out.
421
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,120
What do we have here?
422
00:17:44,122 --> 00:17:45,788
(chuckles):
Oh, yep.
423
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:48,140
You really stole the spotlight
at my bat mitzvah, didn't you?
424
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:49,901
You started rapping.
425
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:53,029
I had to show some skin
to distract people.
426
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:54,572
(sighs)
427
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:57,283
Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
428
00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,227
I got you this.
429
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:04,731
Oh, Katharine,
that's so thoughtful.
430
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,733
(chiming)
431
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,977
Oh.
432
00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:09,812
They're for your new place.
433
00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:11,756
Thank you. (chuckles)
434
00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:14,317
Is the receipt in the bag?
435
00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:17,261
Look, if, if Valley Hills
is what you want,
436
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:19,913
-I support you 100%.
-(scoffs)
437
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,342
Of course it's not what I want.
438
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:27,012
I wanted to grow old here
with my husband.
439
00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:29,014
I wanted to have perfect vision.
440
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,335
I wanted to have
many grandbabies.
441
00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:35,780
I'm sorry things have not
worked out the way you planned.
442
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,523
And you're right,
I have not given you
443
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,858
any grandbabies yet,
444
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,693
but I have given you
many grand-kittens.
445
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:45,373
Oh, Katharine, you always know
the exact wrong thing to say.
446
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,293
Wherever you go,
447
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:52,755
whatever you need,
I'll be here.
448
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,424
Thank you.
449
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:59,971
I know I don't tell you this
enough,
450
00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:03,057
but I raised
a wonderful daughter.
451
00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:09,555
You know, um,
452
00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:12,558
Valley Hills is known for
its robust theater program.
453
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,468
Maybe we could finally star
in Gypsy.
454
00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:18,447
Again,
the exact wrong thing to say.
455
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,904
-Hey, everyone.
-Hi.
456
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,055
-So glad you made it.
-Hey.
457
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,907
-Oh, you look beautiful.
-Aw.
458
00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:29,483
I loved your song.
459
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:34,005
I've never seen anybody twerk
to Sinatra before.
460
00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:36,248
Well, you know,
"I did it my way."
461
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,842
(laughter)
462
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:39,568
Phil, I need to talk to you.
463
00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:41,420
Oh, is that bitch Allen
from LensCrafters here?
464
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:45,099
-You've seen his overbite,
haven't you?
-(chuckles)
465
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:49,428
Listen, I got to be honest.
466
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:51,747
Going out every night
is killing me.
467
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,857
What?
468
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:55,693
I know you're kind of
a party animal.
469
00:19:55,844 --> 00:20:00,089
(laughs):
Well, true dat, as you kids say.
470
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:01,515
And Queen Dicktoria is, too,
471
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,277
but, well, Jalen is more of
a homebody.
472
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,446
His idea of a good time
is an Aperol Spritz
473
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,615
and a couple episodes
of Love Island.
474
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,544
(sighs)
Fake tans, real drama?
475
00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:15,104
Sign me up.
476
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,606
Thank you for understanding.
477
00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:22,869
Please, I'd be happy
doing anything with you.
478
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:24,472
Me, too.
479
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,971
(giggles softly)
480
00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:36,809
Oh, girl, save some Botox
for the rest of us.
481
00:20:36,961 --> 00:20:38,236
I'm actually laughing.
482
00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:41,072
You just can't tell
because my eyebrows don't move.
483
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:44,800
(laughs) Oh,
and who's this handsome devil?
484
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:46,652
Me? I'm handsome?
485
00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:50,414
Is that your usual haircut
or are you just happy to see me?
486
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:52,491
Aw, Dame Booty Clench,
487
00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:55,253
you just made
a young-to-middle-aged man's
488
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,754
dream come true.
489
00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,482
And this one.
490
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,677
Oh, whatever you're gonna
say, my mother's beat you to it.
491
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,911
♪ ♪
492
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,430
♪ Hey ♪
493
00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:09,058
♪ Uh-huh ♪
494
00:21:09,677 --> 00:21:11,352
♪ All right ♪
495
00:21:12,847 --> 00:21:14,272
♪ I'm gon' do what I want ♪
496
00:21:14,499 --> 00:21:16,440
♪ Do the crime,
don't get caught ♪
497
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:20,336
♪ 'Cause I'm breaking
all the rules today ♪
498
00:21:20,354 --> 00:21:22,354
♪ Don't try so hard ♪
499
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:26,450
♪ Do what I feel,
they ain't stoppin' me ♪
500
00:21:28,179 --> 00:21:30,538
♪ Can you keep up with me? ♪
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