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Can I get a little help, please?
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Oh, sure. That top doesn't
match that skirt.
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Why would you pack all of
this cast-iron cookware anyway?
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The only thing you ever made
in a kitchen is that sign
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that says, "Nothing tastes
as good as skinny feels."
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Oh, so you did see it?
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-Hey.
-Oh.
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Sorry. I had to shake a pack
of handsy old ladies.
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One of them tried to tuck
a savings bond in my waistband.
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This is a great apartment.
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It's smaller than I remember,
but maybe that's a good thing.
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It'll help me get used
to being in a coffin.
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Oh, come on. Look here.
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You were so excited
about this place.
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You loved the pool, the spa,
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and I just saw a guy
in the dining room
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dropping pills
like a busted piñata.
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I know. It's just different
now that I'm here.
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Man, take a look
at these activities. Look.
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You can go on a tour
of the region's finest wineries.
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Ah, yes.
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Nothing says a fine merlot
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like the hills
of Central Kentucky.
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Perhaps I can pair it
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with a hard-boiled egg
from a large jar.
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Hey, I'm sure
you're gonna find your people.
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But you can't give up
and not try.
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It's not like being my mother.
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Look, it's my first night here.
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I miss my house,
I miss my things.
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Oh, but you brought
my baby blanket.
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-Aw. That's so sweet.
-(Kat laughs)
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Is that what
that ratty thing is?
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Oh. I was just using it to make
sure my gin didn't break.
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At least
I have one friend here.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Hey, how's Sheila doing
at the retirement home?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I texted her and said, "Let me
know if you need anything"
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on her first day,
and she replied "K."
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So then, I texted her again
yesterday, and she said, "KK."
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I'm terrified
to send a third text.
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Well,
if you're worried about her,
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why don't you just
go visit her?
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Ooh, and when you go,
take butterscotch hard candy.
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For old people, they're like
cigarettes in prison.
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Wait,
where's your engagement ring?
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-Oh.
-(gasps) It's missing?
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All right, everybody, stand up,
turn out your pockets.
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My friend's ring is missing.
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I'm looking at you,
cargo shorts.
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It's not missing,
I just wasn't wearing it.
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Oh, oh. Sorry, cargo shorts,
that was profiling,
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and I am not proud of that.
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah.
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It's just--
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I mean, what do you think
about my ring?
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Oh, well, uh,
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mm, I think it's...
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Since when does my opinion
on fashion matter?
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You know, I just started
wearing thongs.
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I'm not even sure
I've got it on right.
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See, I knew it.
You hate it.
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No, not at all.
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So you mean to tell me
if Max gave you this,
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-you would be happy?
-No, not at all.
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Look, I love Carter.
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I'm just not sure
I love this ring.
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Also, I hate this ring.
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Well, have you tried
talking to him about it?
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I mean, he might be hurt
at first,
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but he'll get over it.
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At the end of the day, he just
wants to make you happy.
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Yeah, and I just want
to make him happy.
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Maybe I'll just learn
to like it.
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I mean, we're friends now.
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(Randi chuckles)
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Mother, it's me.
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I brought wine.
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That's weird.
She always ignores me,
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but never wine.
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Something must be wrong.
I'm gonna break this door down.
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Oh, or just open it.
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So I said, "Well, I may be
losing my sight,
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but you never had any taste."
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(laughter)
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Hey.
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Oh, Katharine, I was just
talking about you.
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What's going on here?
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Someone find "Part B."
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I think I just found par-tay.
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Just a few friends over
for drinks.
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Everyone dumped their
expired meds in a bowl,
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and we're playing
"prescription roulette."
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Lightweight Charlie
couldn't handle an Ambien.
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Well, I'm so glad
you made some friends.
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Hi, I'm Katharine,
but you can call me Kat.
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See what I did there?
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Hi, Kat, I'm Patty.
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I love your shoes.
Where'd you get 'em?
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Oh, you can't get 'em
in a store.
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You need a prescription.
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Who's your foot guy?
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Well, I used to go
to Lieberman.
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Oh, Lieberman.
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Would it kill you
to validate parking?
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(laughs)
Right?
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I mean, I've already got
a pain in my foot,
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do I also need a pain
in my tuchus?
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(laughter)
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Yes, hilarious.
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Okay, thank you for the wine.
Drive safe.
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You know, you should try
Orwasher.
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He's got tattoos,
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but I hear it's not
a Satan thing anymore.
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He's my new guy.
He is the best.
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And not to brag, but
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on his website,
I'm the "before" picture
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for hammertoe.
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Get out. Sheila,
you did not tell us
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that your daughter was
a model.
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(laughs) If you don't notice
a resemblance,
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it's because she paid
a lot of money
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to not look like me.
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-(laughter)
-Who needs more rosé?
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(snorts) Don't bury me!
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Here you go, Billy.
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So, how were your holidays?
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Did they ever find
your big toe?
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No. And I called the airline
and everything.
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My holidays were nice.
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I spent Christmas Eve
with my kids,
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Christmas Day
with my other kids.
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Then, on New Year's Eve,
I met a redhead.
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Tried to make some more kids.
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How about you?
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Ah, Randi and I got engaged.
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-Hey, that's great.
-Mm-hmm.
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I hope you invite me
to the wedding.
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I can dance as good as anyone
with a whole foot.
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There's my soon-to-be-wife.
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Just say "fiancée."
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That is French.
I do not appropriate.
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(chuckles) Uh, do you have
a second to talk?
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Sure. But first,
show Billy your ring.
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Oh, um...
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BILLY:
Wow, look at that.
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It's like a classy
hood ornament.
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I designed it myself.
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I could have gone
to some high-end jewelry store
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and picked out the biggest
diamond they had.
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Hold up, that was an option?
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Check it out.
The diamond's a heart
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because I love Randi,
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And, baby, tell him why
the ruby's a heart.
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Be-Because we love
the Louisville Cardinals.
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Throw up the "L".
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Yeah, we throwin' up.
(chuckles)
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Man, I've never been so proud
of anything in my life,
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and I have a son.
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So, baby, what'd you want
to talk about?
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-Me?
-Yeah.
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Oh, uh, Kat got a thong,
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and she doesn't know how
to wear it.
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Yeah? She got a date
for next New Year's?
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You know, Frank and I have
a son about your age.
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He has so many model trains
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-they might do a YouTube
about him.
-(Kat chuckles)
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Well, he's got a very nice
caboose, but I'm taken.
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Well, of course you are,
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a foot model
with your personality.
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(laughs)
You know what, Frank,
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-you just earned yourself
a butterscotch.
-Ooh.
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Will none of these pills
kick in?
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And, uh, check out my fella.
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He's a musician,
and get this,
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none of his songs
have curse words.
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Mm.
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Hotsy-totsy.
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Tom Selleck, move over.
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Speaking of which,
is Blue Bloods tonight?
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No, that's Friday at 10:00.
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I record it 'cause who can
stay up that late?
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I mean, seriously,
I appreciate
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everyone who watches,
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but you 9:30 Fox viewers...
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You know what'd be fun?
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We should get naked
and go into the hot tub.
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-I'm in.
-Great.
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I just got these
bad boys lifted.
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(chuckles) It was my
birthday present.
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Wait, hang on,
has anyone had diarrhea
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in the last few weeks?
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'Cause then it's not safe.
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What are you looking
at me for?
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You're the ones that wanted
to go for Thai food.
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Thanks, Katharine.
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Well, have any of you
ever played Scrabble
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in French?
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-It's a panic.
-Ooh-la-la.
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I wonder what combination
of these pills will kill me.
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Okay, here's me
and the Valley Hills gang
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on the bus
heading to the casino.
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That's Frank and Charlie.
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Oh, here's Patty playing
keep-away
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with Mindy's diabetes
medication.
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That's just so classic Patty.
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(forced chuckle)
So Patty.
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Hey, you two.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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All right, I'm gonna
go to the gym.
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00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:04,724
-I'll see you later.
-Bye.
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Is that a new perfume?
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00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:08,970
Oh, Bengay. Mindy had some
in her purse.
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00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:11,656
That bus ride,
heck on my sciatica.
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No, no, save the sexy talk
for tonight.
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-(chuckles)
-See you, Sheila.
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I'll take a chai tea.
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00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,481
Oh, fun fact, "chai" means tea,
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so you really just
asked me for tea tea.
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Fascinating.
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I'll take it to go-go
away from you-you.
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Are you excited
about bingo tonight?
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I know Frank is psyched
because he just found out
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that his tumor is "B-Nine".
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Actually, you can't come.
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Bingo is for residents only.
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Really?
That's so disappointing.
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I already told everyone
I was coming.
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I've literally never
said this before,
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but can't we bend the rules?
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Mm, they're very strict
about this policy.
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Huh. That seems really unfair,
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keeping me out
just because I'm young.
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When it rains,
do not my knees ache?
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Sorry, dear.
And for the record,
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you haven't been young
since you were eight
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and dressed as democracy
for Halloween.
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Hey, I got you something.
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00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:16,613
Oh, you did?
Is it edible?
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Are you wearing it?
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-Is it both?
-(Randi laughs)
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Here.
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00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:22,394
What's this?
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I got you an engagement ring,
too.
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I figured why should ladies
be the ones having all the fun
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wearing something for
the rest of their lives
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that they didn't pick out?
251
00:09:30,629 --> 00:09:33,071
Oh, wow, Randi.
You shouldn't have.
252
00:09:33,222 --> 00:09:36,132
Yeah, but I did,
just like you did.
253
00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:38,559
And if you don't like it,
that's totally fine.
254
00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:41,020
Just tell me and
I will happily take it back
255
00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:44,140
and not be upset at all,
because that's how mature,
256
00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:46,209
not-crazy people act.
257
00:09:46,828 --> 00:09:47,735
I don't like it.
258
00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:50,313
Oh, no problem.
Now, unrelated...
259
00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:52,649
-I love it!
-You do?
260
00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,241
Uh-huh! Look at this.
261
00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:55,819
It's got skeletons because
262
00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,429
till death do us part.
263
00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,656
And then, when you put
the two pieces together,
264
00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:00,840
it looks like they boning,
265
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,268
which is one of our
favorite things to do.
266
00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:06,587
Well, remember that you're
gonna have to wear that ring
267
00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:09,499
every day until you die
and go to heaven,
268
00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,276
which means that
you're gonna have
269
00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,186
boning skeletons on your hand
270
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,762
-when you meet Jesus.
-Oh...
271
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,264
He gonna be so jealous.
272
00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:19,025
What the hell is wrong
with you?
273
00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:21,602
That ring is so ugly.
I bought it from a sex shop.
274
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,363
And I'm not even sure
it's for a finger.
275
00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:25,990
But if you hate it,
then why'd you buy it?
276
00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:29,794
And, damn, I feel bad
for the dude this fits on.
277
00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:32,130
Babe, come sit with me.
278
00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,301
Look...
279
00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:39,787
I have to be honest with you.
280
00:10:39,865 --> 00:10:41,622
I don't like my ring.
281
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,199
Wait, what?
282
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,535
I love how much thought
you put into it,
283
00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,479
it's just... not my style.
284
00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,648
Not your style? I mean,
what could you possibly
285
00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,207
not like about it?
286
00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:52,709
That it's beautiful?
That it's thoughtful?
287
00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:53,877
That it glows in the dark?
288
00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:56,112
You never even mentioned that.
289
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,898
I feel like such an idiot.
290
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,400
I'm sorry.
291
00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:02,402
That's why I never wanted
to say anything.
292
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,237
I spent the last month
thinking that you loved it
293
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,571
because that's what
you told me
294
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,739
and everyone we know.
295
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,816
Not me.
She told me
296
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,168
she ain't like it
from the jump.
297
00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:13,171
Okay, shut your mouth
before you taste this thing.
298
00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:17,509
-I can't believe this.
-W... Carter...
299
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,255
I don't want to be that guy,
300
00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,683
but if you officially broke up,
301
00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:27,143
I'm interested.
302
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:30,855
(laughter)
303
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,583
You know my favorite part
of bingo?
304
00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:35,509
This.
(sniffs deeply)
305
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,012
Oh, look out.
306
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,848
Oh, I be trippin'.
307
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,350
Oh, yeah, looks like
we're gonna be using
308
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:47,247
-that bar in the shower tonight.
-Stop.
309
00:11:48,524 --> 00:11:49,949
I miss quaaludes.
310
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,209
(laughter)
311
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,436
♪ There was a daughter
had a game ♪
312
00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:55,621
♪ And bingo was its name-oh. ♪
313
00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:58,107
-PATTY: Oh, good, Kat's here.
-Hi, everyone.
314
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:01,368
For those of you
who haven't met me B-four,
315
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,628
my name is Kat Silver.
316
00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:04,872
And you might think
I work hard on these puns,
317
00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:08,134
but my sense of humor is
N-Eight.
318
00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:10,303
-(laughter)
-Katharine.
319
00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:12,455
-Hi.
-What are you doing here?
320
00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:14,566
I told you bingo was
for residents only.
321
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:17,977
Oh, that's why I volunteered
to be the belle of the balls.
322
00:12:18,129 --> 00:12:19,571
(chuckles)
Gotta love a loophole.
323
00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:21,740
Why does it feel like
my 40-year-old daughter
324
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,300
is enjoying my retirement home
more than I am?
325
00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:25,818
Oh, you'll get there.
326
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,637
I mean, there's water aerobics
tomorrow at 9:00.
327
00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,748
Try not to make jokes
about Charlie's Speedo.
328
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,417
It covers less than my thong.
329
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,977
Okay, let me be clear.
330
00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:36,087
These are my friends,
not yours.
331
00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:37,647
PATTY:
Hey, Kat,
332
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,499
big sale on black licorice
at the Kroger.
333
00:12:39,651 --> 00:12:42,761
(laughs)
Get there before I do, Patty.
334
00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:44,262
(laughing)
335
00:12:44,489 --> 00:12:45,505
You were saying?
336
00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:48,157
How am I supposed to start
my new life here
337
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:50,343
when you're always around
saying, "Look at me,
338
00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:52,345
look at me,
I have thinning hair, too."
339
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:54,514
Why are you getting so upset?
340
00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:56,332
Why do you need
so much attention?
341
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:57,758
What are you talking about?
342
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:01,595
You're being... I believe
Carter calls it "thirsty."
343
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,340
Wait, are you jealous?
344
00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:06,767
-That is ridiculous.
-Hold up.
345
00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:09,603
For the first time ever,
people like me
346
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:12,849
more than they like you,
and it's driving you crazy.
347
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:15,184
Oh, my goodness,
I'm popular.
348
00:13:15,203 --> 00:13:17,629
I'm one of the mean girls.
349
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,447
You're driving me crazy.
350
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,300
And by the look of
your panty lines,
351
00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:24,210
you got your thong on backwards.
352
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,953
(gasps)
353
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,556
Joke's on you,
I like it this way.
354
00:13:40,712 --> 00:13:41,969
Hey, man.
355
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:44,047
What up, man?
You going to Kat's?
356
00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,323
Yeah. She wants to watch
Mean Girls
357
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,807
and talk about
how popular she is.
358
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,978
She thinks she's a Cady,
but she's really a Gretchen.
359
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:51,830
What's up with you?
360
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:53,147
Randi and I got into a fight
361
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,607
about her engagement ring.
362
00:13:54,759 --> 00:13:55,725
I don't want to talk about it.
363
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,168
Okay. Catch you later.
364
00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:58,578
Of course I want
to talk about it.
365
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,246
I'm staring into a fire
drinking tea.
366
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:02,489
Read the damn signs, man.
367
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,251
All right.
And you're a Regina.
368
00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,420
How could she not
like the ring?
369
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,422
It has a diamond and a ruby
shaped like hearts.
370
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:11,591
You know how rare
those are in nature?
371
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:12,909
I think it's awesome.
372
00:14:12,927 --> 00:14:15,502
The two hearts look like
butts touching.
373
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,246
Or boobs touching.
374
00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:19,098
Or a butt and a boob touching.
375
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,359
The best art is open
to interpretation.
376
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,528
Too bad I didn't
propose to you.
377
00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:25,438
Well, if you ever do, make sure
it's at a football game,
378
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,448
and it's on a Jumbotron.
379
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,610
Listen, I know it sucks,
but it's not your fault.
380
00:14:30,762 --> 00:14:33,112
I tried so hard to make
something special for her.
381
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,597
Like, really tried.
382
00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:36,449
Like, opened up
my Notes app tried.
383
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,710
I know.
But at the end of the day,
384
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,378
it's just a thing.
385
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:44,007
What's really important
is that she loves you.
386
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:48,720
I guess. I mean, why can't women
be simple like guys?
387
00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:51,556
All we want is sports,
beer and sex.
388
00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,707
If we're lucky,
all at the same time.
389
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,786
Aka, the holy trinity.
390
00:14:56,879 --> 00:15:00,214
Well, tonight Kat's giving me
a rom-com, tea and feelings,
391
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,050
aka the unholy trinity.
392
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,528
Mm-mm-mm.
393
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,631
Hey, what's all this?
394
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:10,724
My friends from Valley Hills
are coming to the café.
395
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,469
I thought I'd surprise them all
with ID bracelets.
396
00:15:13,562 --> 00:15:15,521
Mm. "Hi, I'm Charlie.
397
00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:19,825
"If found, I live at
2325 Valley Hills Lane.
398
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,753
I fart when startled."
399
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,314
My mom doesn't want me
going to Valley Hills,
400
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,257
but she can't stop me from
401
00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:27,574
hanging out with
my friends here.
402
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,078
Now, for Patty,
what's a nice way to say
403
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,656
"truly dangerous driver"?
404
00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:35,341
Girl, just put "old."
405
00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:37,326
What's new with the ring sitch?
406
00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:40,513
Oh, Carter freaked out when
I told him I didn't like it.
407
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,089
Oh. Well, do you want me
to talk to him?
408
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,184
I'm popular now, and people
listen to popular people.
409
00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:46,686
No, I think I'm gonna
keep it.
410
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,614
I mean, it's just a ring.
Who cares what it looks like?
411
00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:50,949
Plus, with a face like this,
412
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,766
no one's gonna be looking
at my hands.
413
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,619
-Preach!
-(laughs)
414
00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,680
KAT:
Oh, there they are. Hi.
415
00:15:57,773 --> 00:16:00,274
Welcome to Kat's Cat Café.
416
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,461
Come on in, have a seat,
pet a cat.
417
00:16:03,612 --> 00:16:05,964
-Okay. Good kitty.
-(Kat chuckles)
418
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,040
So, what do you want
to do today?
419
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,544
We could play bridge,
hit a deli,
420
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:12,712
have some soup.
421
00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:14,547
Oh, we could go
to a grocery store
422
00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,140
and pay with a check.
423
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:17,700
Shouldn't we wait for Sheila?
424
00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:19,293
Maybe we can have some soup
while we wait.
425
00:16:19,387 --> 00:16:22,038
-Actually, my mother will not
be joining us today.
-What?
426
00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:23,648
-Why not?
-Well, you know, to be honest,
427
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:26,726
I think she's a little jealous
that y'all like me
428
00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,544
more than you like her.
429
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,137
It's not a contest.
430
00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:31,472
Oh, of course it's not.
431
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,474
But if were,
do you know who would win?
432
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,975
(announcer voice):
Kat Silver!
433
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,552
(chanting):
Kat, Kat, Kat, Kat...
434
00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:38,070
Soup, soup, soup, soup.
435
00:16:38,223 --> 00:16:40,056
Y-You know,
436
00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:41,499
when you invited us,
437
00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:44,393
well, we just assumed
your mother would be here.
438
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:46,562
Well, we don't need her
to have fun.
439
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:48,231
You know, I'm here.
Soup, soup, soup!
440
00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:53,069
If this were soup, it'd be
Campbell's Extra-Awkward,
441
00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:54,587
Maybe we should
just head home.
442
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,405
Yeah. You know,
your mother's our friend.
443
00:16:56,424 --> 00:16:58,665
We don't want
to make her feel bad.
444
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,351
Oh, no. (chuckles)
Don't go.
445
00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:02,912
Hey, how about this,
we could go upstairs
446
00:17:03,005 --> 00:17:04,522
to my place
and watch Mean Girls,
447
00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:07,600
then we could make a Burn Book
and use a large font.
448
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,677
Kat, you're a really sweet girl
449
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,012
and we like you a lot,
450
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,700
but hanging out with you
without your mom is...
451
00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:18,036
Borderline creepy.
452
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:21,264
Yeah, we don't want
to get involved in family drama.
453
00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:22,356
Then why are you
and your sister
454
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,766
still fighting over the hutch?
455
00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,710
My mother promised it to me.
456
00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:28,671
My sister doesn't even
collect plates.
457
00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:32,291
I-I collect plates.
You want to see?
458
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:36,012
I just got a new one from...
Epcot.
459
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,542
-(knock on door)
-(both scream)
460
00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:42,802
Damn!
461
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:46,380
What are you throwing away,
rocks and sticks?
462
00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:47,957
Come in.
463
00:17:47,975 --> 00:17:49,625
I see you're wearing
your ring.
464
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:52,295
Is it because of the sad poem
I left on your voicemail?
465
00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:54,906
"R is for the ring
I got you.
466
00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:57,408
A is for an ass
that don't quit."
467
00:17:57,635 --> 00:18:00,078
Actually, you left that
on the café voicemail,
468
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:02,413
and now Kat thinks
it's okay to say.
469
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:03,823
But...
470
00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:05,750
I want to keep the ring.
471
00:18:05,977 --> 00:18:09,903
You made it special for me,
and that's what's important.
472
00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:12,648
Oh, baby, you don't have
to keep it.
473
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,592
I got you this.
474
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,579
But it's empty.
475
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,098
Wait, are you un-proposing?
476
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,508
You can't. I already registered
for a NutriBullet.
477
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,995
No, I want you to pick out
your own ring.
478
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:28,922
-Really?
-Yes.
479
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,666
You deserve to have one
that you love
480
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,276
as much as I love you.
481
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,280
Oh, I love you, too.
Thank you.
482
00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:38,841
But you can return
this one, right?
483
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,601
No, but I got it insured.
484
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,787
-So if they call,
you were mugged.
-(laughs)
485
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:45,123
-Oh. You're so sweet.
-Yeah.
486
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,682
You know what,
tonight we can do
487
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,033
whatever you want.
488
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,628
Maybe have a couple drinks,
watch the Louisville game.
489
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:53,372
Maybe wear something edible.
490
00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:54,357
(gasps)
491
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:57,468
-The holy trinity?
-Mm-hmm.
492
00:18:57,695 --> 00:19:00,096
I'd marry you right now
if I could.
493
00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:08,721
♪ Get your scooter running ♪
494
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,041
♪ Heading down the hallway ♪
495
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:14,059
♪ Looking for my dentures ♪
496
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,572
♪ I think I left it
on my tray. ♪
497
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:21,325
-There you go, dear.
-Thank you, Barbara.
498
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:24,328
And, uh, for reals, if you ever
want to sell this baby,
499
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,415
I'm your first
and last call.
500
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:33,229
Oh, you're not Hans.
501
00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:35,748
Why would you be drinking
with your massage therapist?
502
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,992
Why are you asking questions
you don't want the answers to?
503
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,738
-I came to apologize.
-Oh.
504
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:44,907
For the way you've been acting,
505
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,352
or for what you did
to my once-flawless body?
506
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,672
Mikhail Baryshnikov's words,
not mine.
507
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,691
I'm sorry.
508
00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:57,511
I really was coming here
for you, but I admit it.
509
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,013
I got caught up
in all the attention.
510
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,033
I'm not surprised
they like you.
511
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,185
Why? Because people
who wear corrective footwear
512
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,263
-are my people?
-No.
513
00:20:07,281 --> 00:20:08,855
Because you're bubbly,
you're infectious.
514
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,449
You make them laugh.
515
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,126
Oh.
516
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:14,528
Thank you.
517
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:16,881
I mean, to be fair,
you can use a lot of
518
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:19,842
the same jokes every day;
they forget.
519
00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:23,387
It's just... I'm starting
520
00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:26,206
a whole new chapter
of my life here,
521
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:31,020
and I didn't enjoy
being in your shadow.
522
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,123
I guess I didn't
handle that very well.
523
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:36,567
No, it's my fault.
Those are your friends.
524
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:40,980
I-I need to leave you alone,
let you do your own thing.
525
00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:44,242
And you're gonna need these
a lot more than I do.
526
00:20:46,821 --> 00:20:50,081
I don't want you
to leave me alone.
527
00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:52,333
You're my daughter.
528
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:56,979
Moving here has been
harder than I thought.
529
00:20:56,998 --> 00:21:00,316
And I need you to support me.
530
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:01,333
Mother...
531
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,052
-I didn't say hug me!
-Okay.
532
00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:06,505
-(upbeat dance music playing)
-♪ Whoo! ♪
533
00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:09,008
♪ ♪
534
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,601
♪ Hey, back in front ♪
535
00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:11,585
♪ I'm going real high ♪
536
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:12,845
♪ No, you're not ♪
537
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:13,920
♪ 'Cause you're stayin' alive ♪
538
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,997
♪ Hey, today gave it ♪
539
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,499
♪ All that I got ♪
540
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,608
♪ Said up, ah ♪
541
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,834
♪ Oh, my, my ♪
542
00:21:18,836 --> 00:21:20,260
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
543
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,095
-♪ Well, all right ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
544
00:21:22,189 --> 00:21:23,614
♪ You're lookin' real fly now ♪
545
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:24,690
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
546
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:25,766
♪ All right ♪
547
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,510
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
548
00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:28,677
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
549
00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:30,103
♪ Hey, I'm livin' ♪
550
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,531
♪ If you want respect
in my city ♪
551
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:33,682
♪ All right ♪
552
00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:35,126
♪ I'm chaperone, now. ♪
553
00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:36,869
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554
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