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(琪麗鍾斯公關)

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記住拍攝由客戶付錢

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但超時工作由我們來付

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所以不管怎樣,不要超時

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但要拍最好的廣告,對吧?

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對,沒錯,是但吧

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我有個主意

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也許我們全部人可以在會議室野餐?

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我不能參加

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-我都還沒說幾時
-我知道

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來吧,芭芭拉,可能好好玩

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我們可以更了解對方
也許讓工作環境更放鬆

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我跟這群人之前一起工作過

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沒錯,他們最放鬆就是這樣

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-我們再決定吧,芭芭
-不要,別這樣叫我

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對,我一講出口就覺得怪

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好,我出去了

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大家今天一切順利,好嗎?

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喂,別做任何我不會做的事

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她有甚麼不會做?

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《乜都得教練》

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早安,越南...

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乜都得

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-唏,看看是誰來了,嗨,琪麗
-你好,乜都得

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特倫特格林,不是吧?

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唏,見到你真好

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{\an8}失物處那邊有個密實袋

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{\an8}裝滿你的髮圈,你應該下去看看

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{\an8}你還想取回的話

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{\an8}謝謝,格林先生要求
今年持續報導我們球會

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-他想寫一本關於我們的書
-真的嗎?

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乜都得,這裏有個很值得分享的故事

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對,我們都很喜歡這想法

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但當然,你是領隊

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我們覺得最終應由你決定

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{\an8}好吧

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{\an8}這個...天啊,這個嘛...

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不

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好啊,有何不可?你幾時開始?

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{\an8}那就時不宜遲了,除了11點11分
這是我許願的時間

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{\an8}或者23點11分
如果我在軍事基地或法國迪士尼樂園的話

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{\an8}好吧,那就決定了

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太好了,特倫特,歡迎你

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-天啊
-不好了

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薩華會離開祖雲達斯

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{\an8}他們的孩子怎辦?對不起
我不知道那些東西是甚麼意思

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{\an8}我以為是希臘神話之類的東西

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{\an8}我迷失了,我就隨便說了,對不起

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{\an8}薩華是個世界級前鋒
他準備離開所屬的意大利球會

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{\an8}再見了

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{\an8}似乎他想踢英超

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{\an8}因為他老婆狂煲《我們的辦公室》
然後想到英國生活

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你是說賓州的斯克蘭頓吧,老友

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不,乜都得,是英版《我們的辦公室》

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沒錯,你們在這邊先拍了那套劇

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如果我們能簽下薩華,那就太好了

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{\an8}他對球會的品牌很有幫助
他有九千萬個追蹤者

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{\an8}有一次,他只是貼了“七百萬個讚好”

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{\an8}帖文就得到一千萬個讚好

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{\an8}對,但他身價也很貴
而且他應該是妄自尊大的那種球員吧?

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{\an8}對,極妄自尊大,非常狂妄

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{\an8}他換球隊的速度跟你換美甲師一樣快

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{\an8}那些氣味令我頭暈
而且我跟她們分享得太多

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{\an8}請不要刊登那些話

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{\an8}薩華在15年間,踢過14支球會

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{\an8}只留下混亂和獎盃

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{\an8}美麗、亮晶晶的獎盃

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{\an8}對,萊斯里,不過誰想處理這些麻煩事?

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{\an8}似乎付得起錢聘用他的人都想

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{\an8}車路士、阿仙奴、曼聯、韋斯咸

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那我們試一下吧

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他或會很難搞,但有誰不喜歡爭一把?

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{\an8}如果你是說一把鹽焗花生,好啊

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{\an8}但若是說一把彩虹糖,不了,謝謝

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染料會融化,搞到手指都沾上顏色

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搞到很黏

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這些話你就可以刊登了

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-非常好,那我們安排見面吧
-好

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-我們去簽下薩華
-沒錯

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-我們要來了
-薩華哇哈哈

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對

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來吧,對,我們來吧

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真令人興奮

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我是否要假設你想簽下

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{\an8}一個其實你付不起錢聘用
而又出名反復無常的球員

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{\an8}只因為你前夫的球隊想簽下他?

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不是...

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沒錯

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我鍾意

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(#我們是列治文)

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唏,來吧,跟我聊聊

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做你自己的琪麗街頭樂隊大佬
是甚麼感覺?

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-我覺得很順利
-是嗎?

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{\an8}-是啊
-非常好...

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{\an8}我倒希望我的同事會放鬆一點

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-想要我的建議嗎?
-好啊

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你們應該出去做點甚麼

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就是工作以外的地方

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-這是個好主意
-對...

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{\an8}例如我可以請個巫師

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{\an8}然後我們在血月之下,一齊飲死藤水

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{\an8}我在想密室逃脫那種東西

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不過,唏,兩樣都可以吧?

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-對 謝謝你,乜都得
-見到你真好,對

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-琪麗
-甚麼?

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艾石,嗨,你好嗎?

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對,你可以幫我爭取鞋的贊助嗎?

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好啊,有沒有特定品牌?

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{\an8}沒有,普通的鞋就可以了

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{\an8}非常好,我替你找找

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{\an8}-嗨,各位
-琪麗

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{\an8}嗨,琪麗

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{\an8}-嗨,占美
-你好嗎?你很不錯吧?

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對,我很好,你呢?

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好...不錯,對...健身室

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-剛去完健身室,所以,對啊,很好
-好啊

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你沒事就好了,再見

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-對
-好,再見

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-兄弟
-怎麼了?

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琪麗和羅伊分手了

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甚麼?誰跟你說?

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並不是“誰”說
而是“甚麼”透露了,動作神態學

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身體語言的研究,看看他們吧

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沒有眼神交流,琪麗撓著手

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羅伊收緊了屁股,這就是科學

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-你想怎樣?
-你和琪麗分手了?

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-誰跟你說?
-沒有人

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我用身體科學知道的

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怎麼了?是真的嗎?

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你個死人樣想點?

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這是同情,死老坑

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聽著,作為一個被琪麗飛過的人
我明白的

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-她沒有飛我
-你飛她嗎?為甚麼?

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我不想談,為甚麼你進來?

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讓我猜猜

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你想知道我是否介意你跟她約會,對嗎?

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不是,我只是...
我只是想看看你的情況如何

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賤格

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-你想做甚麼?
-我想給你擁抱

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-你過來的時候太快了
-天啊,對不起

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我忘了長者是多麼容易不安
可能因為以前打仗吧

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拜託,我只是想安慰你

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我不需要安慰

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而且我都說了,我不想談這件事

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所以你甚麼都不准說,聽到嗎?

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好吧,我不會說

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威廉,你也千萬不准說出來

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不...我不會

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我其實自己剛剛也經歷了分手

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所以某程度上可以理解

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唏,也許我們找天可以一起出去

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我們三個飲幾杯酒、一些啤酒、一些烈酒

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魚缸雞尾酒,單身漢俱樂部

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又或者我直接收聲

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不是,我明白,我很清楚明白

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你會夢遊

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我不知還可以跟你說甚麼,完

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(倒轉金字塔)

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唏,教練

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你在做甚麼?

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只是在看足球戰術書

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你常常看的那些

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(#我們是列治文)

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你覺得怎樣?

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我看目錄已經有困難

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我應該最好等待

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這本書拍成電影

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唏,讓我問你幾個問題

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一,若簽下薩華,你覺得點?

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這是好事吧?

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-薩華,對
-好吧

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第二個問題,薩華是誰?

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他是個傳奇人物,你知道薩華是誰

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恐怕不知,張柏芝

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(必勝)

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(素食狗大俠)

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為甚麼你要我看素食狗大俠?

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唏

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不行

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因為那就是薩華

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那就是薩華?

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天啊,我不知道這條友踢足球的

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唏,我想都沒想就說了足球的英式說法

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這本書真有用

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11點11分,許願

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-你許了甚麼願?拜託吧,教練
-我不能告訴你

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我只是不想我們的願望互相抵銷

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-願望不是這樣運作
-收皮吧

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-你收回那句話
-不好了,又怎樣?

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你收回那句話

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我不能收回已經發生了的事

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唏...各位,發生甚麼事?

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教練,我們剛聽到令人很不快的傳聞

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好了,是我們要簽薩華嗎?

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-甚麼?
-我們會簽薩華?

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(相信)

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我30秒之前許了這個願

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慢著,不是

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等等,好嗎?

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如果你們不是談薩華
那是甚麼令你們不高興?

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因為特倫特格林會寫關於我們的書嗎?

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甚麼?

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慢著,特倫特格林寫書
講薩華加盟我們球會?

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00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,205
不是...他只是前來這裏
寫一本關於我們的書

205
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,706
薩華要寫一本關於我們的書?

206
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,166
不,是特倫特格林

207
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,127
為甚麼薩華會寫一本特倫特格林的書?

208
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,592
唏...夠了,好吧,等一下

209
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,262
如果你們不知道薩華有機會加盟一事

210
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,057
又不知道特倫特格林寫那本書的事

211
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,393
那是甚麼令你們這樣生氣?

212
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,689
羅伊和琪麗分手了

213
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,609
教練

214
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,028
對不起,我沒事

215
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,114
只是有點頭暈,對,謝謝

216
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,365
發生甚麼事?

217
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:42,870
塔特

218
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,580
唏...我甚麼都沒說

219
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,331
我要殺死你

220
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,709
不是,我進來,他們在說我們要簽薩華

221
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:52,421
甚麼?我們要簽薩華?

222
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,798
羅伊,你想談嗎?

223
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,134
不,我不要談我和琪麗的事

224
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,470
不,我是說薩華,你想談那件事嗎?

225
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,015
當然了,他黐線的
不過他會幫我們贏得比賽

226
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,142
我其實是說你和琪麗

227
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,561
-可惡
-唏,威爾,過來一下

228
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,062
-對,我在這裏
-唏

229
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,440
我想你去我家,到書桌那邊

230
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,318
拿我一隻叫
“乜都得分手歌精選”的CD,好嗎?

231
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,861
-明白,CD是甚麼?
-好了

232
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,571
-天啊
-馬上去

233
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,114
唏,教練,你需要我的鎖匙

234
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,908
-我有一套
-好

235
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,285
-謝謝,別擔心
-好

236
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,704
唏,羅伊,聽著,我們撐你,好嗎?

237
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:28,040
我們都曾經被人飛過,各位,對嗎?

238
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,044
她沒有飛我,是我跟她分手

239
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:34,838
甚麼?

240
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,674
這天沒可能再差了

241
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,510
這裏是更衣室,你好,各位

242
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,387
-我相信你們都認識特倫特格林
-各位

243
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,097
這條賤人在這裏做甚麼?

244
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,266
特倫特在寫一本關於我們這賽季的書

245
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,853
所以我們以開放的心態歡迎他吧

246
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,481
當然,好啊

247
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:57,069
喂,聽住

248
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,865
大家都別在這賤人附近說任何話

249
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:05,827
除非你們想我的額頭撞爆你們的頭顱

250
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,290
別擔心

251
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,420
好吧,那麼...

252
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,133
我們遲一點再處理細節

253
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,470
不過在此之前,歡迎你,特倫特

254
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,104
我是說收皮吧,特倫特格林

255
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,583
(乜都得:剛聽到消息,告訴我幾時)

256
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,543
(你告訴我哪裏,因為我要知道原因)

257
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,588
卡,謝謝各位,我們繼續

258
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:03,093
好了,現在小羊喝了杯小咖啡
之後嘭一聲

259
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,637
變成了一頭很吸引的獅子

260
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:09,099
非常好,不過我們其實不能
讓小羊喝杯小咖啡吧?

261
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,226
-不行,當然不行
-好,很好

262
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:15,063
實驗室的人跟我們說小羊不能喝咖啡

263
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,691
沒錯,不可以,牠會馬上死

264
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,151
跟甚麼酵素有關

265
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,069
我完全明白

266
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:25,073
-我只是覺得她不明白
-我也覺得她不明白

267
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,825
死人琪麗鍾斯

268
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,078
死人珊迪費恩?

269
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,834
天啊,我不知道你有份參與

270
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,003
我也不知道你有遮掩全個屁股的短裙

271
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,088
喂,你借了很多那些短裙又不還

272
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,089
我也永遠不會還

273
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,091
這是跟你和姐妹們同住的好處

274
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,053
-姐妹們,她們好嗎?高宜怎樣?
-嫁了個足球員

275
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,013
-愛瑪呢?
-嫁了足球員

276
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,223
那你呢?

277
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,266
嫁了個足球員,又跟個足球員離婚

278
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,684
現在我繼續做這些事了

279
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:56,271
但說夠我了,我在《名利場》見到你

280
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,399
全身都有穿衣服,我感動到哭了

281
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,568
我們都替你驕傲,寶貝,大家也是

282
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,779
替我驕傲?為甚麼?

283
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,533
因為你完全靠自己成功

284
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,122
是甚麼氣味?

285
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,416
對不起,羊屎

286
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,418
是大自然最難聞的氣味之一

287
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:22,297
感恩克莉絲已經超過30天大

288
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,760
一星期前,牠的屎好似黃色的酸牙膏一樣

289
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,056
不...別嘗試掃走它

290
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,851
不對,你要像夾壽司那樣
不然它就會沾到四圍都有

291
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,395
我曾經嫁過給足球員

292
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,231
這就對了,做得好,寶貝

293
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,233
-唏,琪麗
-怎麼了?

294
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,902
詹米和我覺得夜店好似很空蕩蕩

295
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,529
對,應該要人潮湧湧才對

296
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,282
可以再找多100個臨時演員嗎?

297
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,117
100個,現在?

298
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:51,702
對

299
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,663
你大可以在後期加頻閃效果

300
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,790
讓大家在鏡頭前走過

301
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,000
這樣感覺就會好多人

302
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,835
而且你們不用再花錢

303
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,296
-我喜歡
-就這樣吧

304
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:03,672
謝謝你

305
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,843
看看你,在拍攝現場話事

306
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,928
可能有一日我會像你一樣成功

307
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:12,723
對

308
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,392
(韋斯咸希望簽下薩華)

309
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:17,769
你好,媽媽

310
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:21,148
天啊,阿女,聽到你的聲音真好

311
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,318
我昨晚發夢你被殺了

312
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,236
沒有,我還活著

313
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,072
慢著,為甚麼你在酒店房?

314
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,366
我以為你是去那些三天

315
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,910
靈修營

316
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,871
我是啊,我才不要在室外睡

317
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,581
太多星星了

318
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:41,210
我一直覺得它們盯著我

319
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,213
不是,但你聽好了
我有一些好消息跟你分享

320
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,173
我之前跟蒂殊談過

321
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,926
她同意考慮跟你見面

322
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,345
嘩,你的靈媒終於同意

323
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:55,224
讓我付很多錢跟她談嗎?太好了

324
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,976
不是,其實她在考慮

325
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,896
但我認為你跟蒂殊見面是好事,因為

326
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:05,150
你非常需要母親般的指導

327
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,276
等等

328
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,279
外面有群人在進行尖叫治療

329
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,365
這是我最喜歡的環節

330
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,909
所以我現在要收線了
因為我不可再用我的聲音

331
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,203
-再見,小香腸
-是你打給我

332
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,330
跟薩華的會面,我有新消息

333
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,374
好極

334
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:23,252
-薩華不想跟我們見面
-甚麼?為甚麼?

335
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,795
他的團隊說

336
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:28,715
“這樣是浪費我們時間,也會令他丟臉”

337
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,010
噢,他們的回應不需要這樣殘忍吧

338
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,471
但好消息是薩華將會跟車路士簽約

339
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,890
為甚麼是好消息?

340
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,559
因為不是簽韋斯咸

341
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,270
他直接說:“我不會跟韋斯咸簽約”

342
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,981
可惡,這樣只會令魯伯特更想簽他

343
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,607
魯伯特沒甚麼可以做

344
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,733
好極,你烏鴉口會中

345
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,610
-但我認為...
-不,太遲了,烏鴉口會中

346
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,862
-但我真的認為...
-完了

347
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,072
做得好

348
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,662
午安

349
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,295
嗨

350
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,797
占美

351
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,008
不...

352
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,190
今天很不錯呢

353
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,740
好

354
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,393
謝謝你跟我分享辦公室

355
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,771
即使這是乜都得的主意

356
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,155
(我很遺憾)

357
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,291
(羅伊)

358
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:36,343
{\an8}(森林中大把樹,明嗎?錫錫,賴莎)

359
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,017
列治文對車路士,對嗎?

360
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,563
這是你掛靴後首次回去那裏,對吧?

361
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,318
對

362
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,366
對不起

363
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:03,662
對,是我的出版商,我跟快談完

364
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:09,084
唏,對...不...我在這裏

365
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,752
其實一切很順利

366
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,796
我開始安頓下來

367
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,049
對,大家都...

368
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,052
很歡迎我

369
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,557
對,不是,我聽到那些聲音

370
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,976
我不肯定這是不是我的...是你還是我?

371
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,062
我這樣吧?你等一下,一陣子就行

372
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,024
我還是出去談

373
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,949
-這樣對嗎?
-對啊

374
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:46,079
對了,你的公司信用卡寄到了

375
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,372
太好了,謝謝

376
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,708
-別用它
-好

377
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,128
芭芭拉,我為你介紹珊迪

378
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,922
-嗨
-你好,嗨

379
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,548
她是琪麗鍾斯公關的最新成員

380
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,846
她是甚麼職位?

381
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,767
她將會是顧問

382
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:13,023
負責附屬管理

383
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,400
還有...

384
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:19,530
-客戶關係
-對

385
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,240
好吧

386
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,867
不如你請坐,珊迪?是珊迪吧?

387
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,869
-對,對不起
-那麼,當我...

388
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:28,372
對,放在那裏,把糖果放那裏

389
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:34,169
我想知道你在這些方面的經驗

390
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,839
關係方面,經驗豐富

391
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,257
其他就一般

392
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,472
你讀哪間大學?

393
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,643
-我沒讀大學
-沒讀?

394
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,144
-沒有
-好吧

395
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:54,606
你之前做甚麼工作?

396
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,650
我是模特兒

397
00:21:56,650 --> 00:22:00,487
對,好了,謝謝,珊迪

398
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,738
好了,我應該明白了

399
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:05,409
即是你為了一份不存在的工作
聘請了一個沒有經驗

400
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:09,538
沒接受過高等教育的前模特兒,有趣

401
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:16,086
歡迎你加入我們的團隊,珊迪

402
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,601
對不起,我來處理吧

403
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,904
芭芭拉,我想跟你談一下

404
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:48,827
你對待珊迪的方法很無禮
這樣說話很傷人

405
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:55,125
-甚麼?
-這裏有很多雪花球

406
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,460
對啊,我收集雪花球

407
00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:01,340
母公司派我去不同的公司

408
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,468
所以每到一個地方,我就買個雪花球

409
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:06,929
這樣有點傻

410
00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:09,765
不會,我覺得這樣很可愛

411
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:19,191
你不能這樣跟別人說話,在這裏不行

412
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,237
我知道珊迪是我朋友,你也說得對

413
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:28,867
她沒有相關經驗,但她很聰明
也很熱心,所以我相信她

414
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,579
就好似母公司一定很信任你

415
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:36,416
把你派到世界各地
那些美好的地方,對吧?

416
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,044
{\an8}(荷蘭,阿姆斯特丹)

417
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:45,884
也許我們可看到相信別人的感覺有多好

418
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,470
一起看到,好嗎?

419
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:57,145
客戶關係統籌員

420
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:00,524
這是她的職稱

421
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:05,863
非常好,對了,如果你沒發現的話

422
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:08,407
剛才我說的那個職位是我老作的

423
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:13,245
你好,嗨

424
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,500
-羅伊
-不要

425
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,460
我明白你對於我在這裏出現有所猶疑

426
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:24,339
你很保護球員,我很欣賞他們多麼尊重你

427
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:27,050
從第二職業中得到這樣的滿足感並不易

428
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,677
我第一職業中也好像沒這滿足感

429
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,891
也許你可以給我一個機會

430
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:38,645
死開

431
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:44,568
好吧

432
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,492
{\an8}新賽季開始,球迷都充滿希望

433
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:53,744
{\an8}(車路士足球會)

434
00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,287
除了列治文的球迷

435
00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:56,371
(追友網絡)

436
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,749
離開了英超聯一季之後,他們再次回來

437
00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:00,167
(倫敦的驕傲)

438
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,794
但大部分人都覺得他們不能久留

439
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:06,798
更糟糕的是,他們的賽季在史丹福橋開始

440
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:10,135
令人生畏的車路士主場

441
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:11,637
能夠升班回到英超聯

442
00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:14,014
就好似由公屋轉到頂層公寓,阿洛

443
00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,350
列治文應該珍惜這些有限的時間

444
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,561
各位,歡迎回到英超聯

445
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,563
回到我們所屬的地方,高貴的先生

446
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:25,025
就好似我們從沒離開過

447
00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:26,610
給你們的,兩位

448
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,488
梅爾,我要的是炸魚薯條

449
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:30,697
我是要漢堡

450
00:25:33,909 --> 00:25:35,619
能夠回來真好

451
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,502
工作怎樣?你朋友還好嗎?

452
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:45,254
珊迪嗎?她表現很好

453
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:47,422
-好
-對

454
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,299
(珊迪:聽日返工帶雞尾酒)

455
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:50,259
(用那張公司信用卡)

456
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:52,177
她真的很多主意

457
00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:53,637
-不好意思...
-哎呀

458
00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:55,848
-謝謝,對不起,不好意思
-有消息嗎?

459
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,350
薩華和車路士基本上是談好了

460
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:01,645
有很可靠的消息確認

461
00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:02,771
甚麼消息?

462
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,898
我老婆的朋友認識一個經紀人

463
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:08,443
而他的按摩師兼職做私人飛機空中服務員

464
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,529
是這樣的,她今天沒有上班

465
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,906
但她的同事識讀唇

466
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:16,743
他看到薩華常常說“車路士”

467
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,745
-天啊,真希望我也識讀唇
-對

468
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,665
好吧,有人見過魯伯特嗎?
有他的身影嗎?

469
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:26,920
沒有,莉碧嘉,他不在
即使他在,他也無能為力

470
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,547
好極,又烏鴉口了

471
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,388
收皮吧,死老坑

472
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:41,602
-你好,羅伊,歡迎回來
-你好嗎?老友

473
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,312
聽到那消息

474
00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:47,024
我跟她分手了

475
00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:49,484
為甚麼?你們很相襯

476
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:51,570
食屎狗布魯士

477
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:52,988
喂,是羅伊肯特

478
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:55,073
-羅伊
-羅伊肯特

479
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,117
我們愛你,羅伊

480
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,661
他無處不在,他真的無處不在

481
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,872
羅伊肯特...

482
00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:04,499
他無處不在,他真的無處不在

483
00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:10,005
羅伊肯特...他無處不在...

484
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,715
(再沒有像羅伊這樣的球員了)

485
00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,133
{\an8}這是一個感人的時刻

486
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,886
{\an8}車路士球迷讓他們的前隊長羅伊肯特

487
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,888
{\an8}知道他們還很喜歡他

488
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,517
羅伊肯特...

489
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:24,853
他無處不在,他真的無處不在

490
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:28,023
{\an8}羅伊肯特...

491
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,623
-謝謝
-天啊,那是薩華嗎?

492
00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:45,874
他在那裏

493
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,292
你們看,是薩華

494
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,753
薩華...

495
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,839
偉大的薩華出現了

496
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:55,801
他今天會跟車路士簽約嗎?
克里斯,你有聽到甚麼嗎?

497
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:58,220
各類都有,群眾、你的聲音...

498
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,137
(車路士)

499
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:00,931
...還有我之前撞到頭聽到的聲音

500
00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:02,474
(自1905年起是倫敦的驕傲)

501
00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:04,309
天啊...

502
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:08,564
-占美
-甚麼?

503
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:10,399
是薩華

504
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,151
-那又怎樣?
-我心跳得很快

505
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,028
我很久沒試過在別人面前比賽這麼緊張

506
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,947
自從我踢墨西哥毒梟青年聯賽後沒試過

507
00:28:17,656 --> 00:28:18,657
走開吧

508
00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:20,868
天啊,實在難以置信

509
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:22,786
{\an8}(車路士對列治文)

510
00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,122
嘩,我們跟薩華在同一個城市中

511
00:28:25,122 --> 00:28:26,748
幸好我們有悉心打扮

512
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:30,085
{\an8}(拒絕歧視)

513
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:33,213
{\an8}球員都就位了,正在等待球證吹響哨子

514
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:36,383
{\an8}開賽了,又一個賽季開始

515
00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:44,183
萊斯里,你可以檢點一些嗎?

516
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,941
曉士嘗試傳給托特,但車路士成功攔截

517
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,611
灰獵犬現正身處巨大的危機之中

518
00:28:56,236 --> 00:29:00,616
發揮小宇宙,看看他的速度,高壓足球

519
00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:03,410
-車路士入球了
-頂

520
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:04,912
-以精彩的反擊對抗
-可惡

521
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:06,038
苦苦掙扎的列治文

522
00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:07,956
不

523
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:09,833
非常災難性

524
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:13,045
脫下那些帽子吧,它們帶來衰運

525
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:14,338
又是這樣

526
00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:17,132
-球證吹響哨子
-沒事的

527
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,551
終結了上半場,比數車路士1,列治文0

528
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:20,511
(半場,舒佛斯,46分鐘)

529
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:23,764
阿洛,你要讚讚列治文能撐得這麼久

530
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,393
-太美了
-對

531
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,149
現在又怎樣?

532
00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:36,443
我可能烏鴉口開口中

533
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:40,572
我就知道了

534
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:44,159
你可以盡力從讀唇按摩師的廣闊人脈中

535
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,912
找更多消息嗎?

536
00:29:46,912 --> 00:29:49,665
好,不好意思,對不起

537
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:51,083
不好意思,對不起

538
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,088
-魯伯特會簽到薩華
-不一定的

539
00:29:57,965 --> 00:30:00,342
很多年前,我在一個私人俱樂部調酒

540
00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:03,512
魯伯特和他當時的太太來到吧枱

541
00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:06,473
他令整個派對生色不少

542
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:11,937
請全場喝酒,又講故事,總之魅力四射

543
00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:14,898
他給了我很多小費,之後一星期後

544
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:18,902
他自己一個回來,然後約我出去

545
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:22,489
-我當然說不可以,然後他就走了
-真賤

546
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:26,618
但之後他下一晚回來,再之後一直回來

547
00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,203
他就坐在酒吧

548
00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:31,832
點一杯酒,然後跟我聊天直到關門

549
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,878
他說:“如果你不跟我約會也不要緊

550
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:38,338
在這裏認識你都值得了”

551
00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:42,634
纏擾和浪漫只有一線之差

552
00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:47,556
然後六星期後,他又約我出去

553
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:52,519
我想也沒想就答應了

554
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:53,770
因為那一刻

555
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:57,816
我只是覺得自己很幸運,因為他想要我

556
00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:02,654
他令我覺得自己很特別,被選中一樣

557
00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:07,326
他令我有這種感覺

558
00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:24,343
唏,各位,聽著

559
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,554
只需要入一球就還有機會,好嗎?

560
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,389
但現在我們攻擊力不足

561
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:32,684
我們就好似電影台的聖誕電影
你們明白我的意思嗎?

562
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:33,769
-甚麼?
-那是甚麼?

563
00:31:33,769 --> 00:31:35,687
教練,我們上半場有幾多球射門?

564
00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:37,022
-一
-對,我也是這樣想

565
00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:39,816
那一下射門其實是錯誤
我說得對嗎?丹尼

566
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:43,237
沒錯,球從我的臉反彈向龍門
但我的臉幾乎入球

567
00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:45,864
對,很接近

568
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,158
-教練
-是的,占美

569
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:49,326
-有個想法
-甚麼?

570
00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:51,954
對,他們每次過半場,他們就...

571
00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,132
特倫特,等等

572
00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:07,261
羅伊,我可以跟你談談嗎?

573
00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:16,562
喂,甚麼是電影台聖誕電影?

574
00:32:16,562 --> 00:32:19,106
唏,聽著,我不知道
你和特倫特為甚麼不咬弦

575
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,943
但我現在需要你好好跟他相處

576
00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:25,571
因為你的自尊將要破壞

577
00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:27,573
比一場無謂足球賽更多的東西

578
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,701
你明白嗎?

579
00:32:33,078 --> 00:32:34,121
謝謝

580
00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:38,458
電影台聖誕電影通常是

581
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,044
來自大城市的女子愛上了兒時暗戀對象

582
00:32:41,044 --> 00:32:43,672
對方通常是聖誕樹農場老闆

583
00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:46,049
有時候他還是聖誕老人或王子

584
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:48,719
這些電影好難看,但也好正

585
00:32:48,719 --> 00:32:50,345
但大部分都很難看

586
00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,222
不過某程度上也很正

587
00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,391
把聲音關掉來看是很不錯

588
00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:57,728
現在請你搞掂這件事吧

589
00:33:06,904 --> 00:33:07,946
格林

590
00:33:24,296 --> 00:33:25,422
看著他鬧其他人

591
00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:27,257
其實幾搞笑

592
00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:44,942
拿著這個

593
00:33:53,283 --> 00:33:58,830
“新人羅伊肯特是個受過分吹捧
所謂的天才

594
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:02,960
而他不受控的怒氣和平庸的才華

595
00:34:03,794 --> 00:34:09,424
令他的英超首戰大失所望”

596
00:34:11,635 --> 00:34:12,844
你知道是誰寫嗎?

597
00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:17,683
我那時才17歲

598
00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:21,103
這文章對我情緒很大影響

599
00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:25,065
我以為這樣是很前衛

600
00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:28,235
我只是想打出名堂

601
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:34,992
我只是找別人最差的缺點,對不起

602
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,496
好了

603
00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:42,416
還給我

604
00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:47,254
真搞笑

605
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:51,049
-我們那時候很相似
-是嗎?

606
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:53,552
我們都覺得對方工作方面做得很差

607
00:34:55,012 --> 00:34:56,221
現在看看我們

608
00:34:58,682 --> 00:34:59,725
-出去吧
-好

609
00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:07,191
喂

610
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:10,736
現在可以在這賤人附近說話了

611
00:35:12,362 --> 00:35:14,031
等等,喂...占美,你剛才想說甚麼?

612
00:35:14,031 --> 00:35:17,117
對,大家聽著,我想說的是
每次我們過中場線

613
00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:19,703
他們就封住所有傳球路線,對不對?

614
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:21,580
對...沒錯,他們沒有盯人

615
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:23,123
所以一直運球,直至他們阻你

616
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:26,585
沒錯,我們全力以赴,贏下這比賽

617
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,295
對,好嘢

618
00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:33,509
謝謝...

619
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:34,760
怎樣?

620
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,054
我剛跟兒子的空手道老師談完

621
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:40,224
他以前跟一個打理
薩華牛油果農場的女人交往

622
00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:44,019
-可以說重點嗎?
-他可能會去韋斯咸

623
00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:45,521
-可惡
-我就知道了

624
00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:48,899
魯伯特總會得到他想要的東西

625
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,281
你知道嗎?

626
00:35:57,282 --> 00:36:00,536
如果魯伯特能氹薩華
加入他的球會,我也可以

627
00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:02,579
-對
-不好意思

628
00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:03,872
謝謝,對不起

629
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,415
我們回到下半場的比賽

630
00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:08,836
克里斯,你覺得這兩隊在更衣室內
有沒有進行任何調整?

631
00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:10,754
阿洛,我肯定有

632
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:13,924
但職業足球員不介意在公眾地方調整自己

633
00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:18,887
(橋廊)

634
00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:21,139
你好,我是列治文球隊的莉碧嘉維爾頓

635
00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,225
我想見薩華,謝謝

636
00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:25,185
沒有人可以去見薩華

637
00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:28,021
-我剛見到曼尼恩先生...
-莉碧嘉,親愛的

638
00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:33,110
-魯伯特,沒想到會見到你
-對

639
00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:37,239
-給你的,曼尼恩先生
-謝謝,麥飛

640
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:41,869
恭喜你昨天贏了李斯特城

641
00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:46,373
謝謝,對啊
我們有尼敦這領隊實在很幸運

642
00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:51,128
他是個很了解球賽的領隊,實在很有優勢

643
00:36:55,382 --> 00:37:00,012
薩華,我介紹莉碧嘉維爾頓給你認識
她是我前妻

644
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:02,431
也是列治文球隊的班主

645
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:03,640
對,當然了

646
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,226
你很榮幸可以見到我

647
00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:09,146
晚點見

648
00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:10,397
等不及了

649
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,577
他穿上韋斯咸
棗紅色和藍色的球衣一定很好看

650
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:29,750
魯伯特,我有點意外

651
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,793
你買了韋斯咸

652
00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:34,630
我一直以為列治文才是你的至愛

653
00:37:35,631 --> 00:37:40,469
我可能跟所有男人一樣
對著一樣的東西也會生厭

654
00:37:43,514 --> 00:37:45,015
這季祝你好運

655
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:15,879
你真的是垃圾死廢柴

656
00:38:16,547 --> 00:38:20,926
如果你這麼勁,真的這麼勁
你加盟任何球隊也可以

657
00:38:20,926 --> 00:38:25,180
但你卻選了韋斯咸這樣的球隊
因為它又大又靚

658
00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:27,766
不管你加盟與否,他們還是會贏

659
00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:30,227
你永遠不用懷疑

660
00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:33,021
你是否如自己說的那樣出色

661
00:38:34,690 --> 00:38:39,945
但你和我都很清楚你不是
你過譽,人工過高

662
00:38:42,614 --> 00:38:45,409
也吃太多露筍

663
00:38:51,957 --> 00:38:54,501
列治文的防守
令他們在比賽中沒有更大比數落後

664
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,837
他們還差一時刻的靈感

665
00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:59,423
就能帶著不太可能的一分回去

666
00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:02,384
車路士給予曉士空位

667
00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:05,053
如果他們給他空位,他就能好好把握

668
00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:08,015
確實是有可能,曉士有選擇

669
00:39:08,557 --> 00:39:10,517
他傳直線給塔特

670
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,644
這是那個時刻嗎?

671
00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,564
奧比桑尼亞將會射門

672
00:39:17,316 --> 00:39:19,902
入波了,撞到羅哈斯的臉

673
00:39:19,902 --> 00:39:21,737
-非常精彩
-沒錯

674
00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:24,156
只是轉瞬間的事,你能相信嗎?

675
00:39:24,156 --> 00:39:26,742
寫進歷史的入球,比數1比1

676
00:39:26,742 --> 00:39:30,162
我的臉入了波...

677
00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:34,166
克里斯,你試過用臉入波嗎?

678
00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:38,128
我身體所有部分都入過波
阿洛,這個問題真愚蠢

679
00:39:39,505 --> 00:39:41,298
-太好了
-對,老友

680
00:39:41,298 --> 00:39:42,758
你覺得薩華看到嗎?

681
00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:45,594
別這麼賤

682
00:39:46,178 --> 00:39:47,179
來吧

683
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,349
不好意思,對不起

684
00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:56,063
喂,怎麼樣?

685
00:39:56,063 --> 00:40:00,192
-你有氹他嗎?
-氹的相反是甚麼?

686
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:02,361
鬧

687
00:40:03,195 --> 00:40:04,571
對,我這樣做了

688
00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:10,911
列治文對著車路士,成功保住1比1的和局

689
00:40:10,911 --> 00:40:13,413
在這場激動人心的西倫敦打吡戰

690
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:16,041
-來吧
-他們將會離開史丹福橋球場

691
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:18,502
拿著聯賽榜上這應得的一分

692
00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:26,134
大家好,歡迎來到這裏

693
00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:28,929
當然這並非我們想要的結果

694
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:29,888
{\an8}(車路士足球會)

695
00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:33,225
{\an8}但我肯定今午的宣佈

696
00:40:33,225 --> 00:40:36,520
{\an8}會令所有車路士球迷為之一振

697
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,690
-現在,我知道...
-還是覺得我們要回辦公室

698
00:40:40,232 --> 00:40:41,567
在這裏並不安全

699
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:43,360
歡迎我們最新的成員...

700
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,153
(獨家現場直播,薩華加盟車路士)

701
00:40:45,153 --> 00:40:46,446
...加盟車路士足球會

702
00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:48,198
{\an8}薩華

703
00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:55,163
歡迎,薩華,請坐

704
00:40:56,665 --> 00:41:01,253
好了,你簽名吧,筆在這裏

705
00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:05,299
請簽名

706
00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:15,309
{\an8}我改變了主意,薩華不會替車路士比賽

707
00:41:17,561 --> 00:41:19,438
天啊,對不起,我不能看下去

708
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:23,442
{\an8}薩華會加盟列治文

709
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:31,116
死賤種

710
00:41:33,368 --> 00:41:35,412
-我可以留住這枝筆嗎?
-當然

711
00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:38,498
甚麼?

712
00:41:43,795 --> 00:41:45,422
搞甚麼鬼?

713
00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:46,757
-你成功了
-好嘢

714
00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:48,467
-你成功了
-天啊

715
00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,595
喂,薩華要跟我們簽約了

716
00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:52,554
甚麼?

717
00:41:52,554 --> 00:41:55,015
薩華要加盟,你看

718
00:41:55,849 --> 00:41:56,850
天啊

719
00:42:02,856 --> 00:42:04,942
球迷一定不會喜歡

720
00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:10,781
薩華,你會加盟...

721
00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:17,329
-好了,保重
-保重

722
00:42:17,329 --> 00:42:19,414
-薩華要來了
-薩華

723
00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:21,250
(戰績)

724
00:42:34,888 --> 00:42:37,599
教練,你今晚有甚麼做?
想鬥快走路回家嗎?

725
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,103
不行,珍和我要去看
她朋友的沉浸式劇場表演

726
00:42:41,103 --> 00:42:42,271
內容是關於月經週期

727
00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:46,650
好吧,希望你不會遲

728
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,360
請代我跟阿珍打招呼

729
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,030
好啊,不過她還覺得
我們之間的關係對她有威脅

730
00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:55,659
-各位,晚安
-晚安

731
00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:56,785
教練,晚安

732
00:42:57,452 --> 00:43:00,747
格林先生,你覺得怎樣?
首星期很忙碌吧?

733
00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:02,374
我們才剛開始

734
00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:06,086
-晚安
-晚安,羅伊

735
00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:10,340
唏,羅伊,我很好奇
你回到車路士感覺如何?

736
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:12,134
所有球迷見到你都很高興

737
00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:20,017
我不知道,只是覺得...
傷心,或類似的感覺

738
00:43:20,017 --> 00:43:21,852
真的嗎?為甚麼?

739
00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:42,539
我在那裏的最後一季
我們跟阿仙奴踢了一場比賽

740
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:47,252
-我們痛宰他們
-我記得,3比0

741
00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:48,670
對

742
00:43:50,464 --> 00:43:51,840
但我踢得很差

743
00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:55,636
對吧?

744
00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:01,183
是真的

745
00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:05,312
那是我第一次覺得

746
00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:08,232
“我無法跟上了

747
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,485
我不夠好”

748
00:44:13,278 --> 00:44:17,449
而我之後全年就一直只能想著這件事

749
00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:24,498
我知道情況只會變得更壞
所以在季尾的時候,我離開了

750
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:32,256
大家都很錯愕
球會也很錯愕,球迷和傳媒也是

751
00:44:32,256 --> 00:44:33,632
對

752
00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:36,385
我不想做那些沒用的球員

753
00:44:36,385 --> 00:44:38,720
霸著位置,直至被人放棄

754
00:44:39,221 --> 00:44:40,848
而他們其實早該被放棄

755
00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:44,810
對,很多人都認為
離職好過被炒,你明白嗎?

756
00:44:45,978 --> 00:44:46,979
對

757
00:44:49,648 --> 00:44:51,108
但今天回到那裏

758
00:44:54,194 --> 00:44:55,779
有一部分的我...

759
00:44:58,615 --> 00:45:00,200
覺得也許我當時該留下來

760
00:45:02,452 --> 00:45:05,414
然後就...

761
00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:09,543
好好享受

762
00:45:16,592 --> 00:45:18,343
但我不是這種人

763
00:45:19,553 --> 00:45:20,554
我覺得不是

764
00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:23,515
還不是

765
00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:30,981
不過,唏,如果你沒離開車路士

766
00:45:32,274 --> 00:45:33,859
我們也許就不會認識

767
00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:46,079
-晚安
-晚安

768
00:45:47,206 --> 00:45:48,624
晚安,羅伊

769
00:45:53,003 --> 00:45:54,004
運動

770
00:45:55,088 --> 00:45:56,507
幾不錯的比喻

771
00:45:56,507 --> 00:46:00,344
也是個很不錯的暱稱

772
00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:02,221
對

773
00:46:02,221 --> 00:46:04,348
-晚安了,乜都得
-晚安,運動佬

774
00:47:02,698 --> 00:47:04,700
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