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["Out of My Head" playing]
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[sighs]
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- Morning.
- Morning. Made you some coffee.
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Oh, I don't do caffeine.
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Right. Your body is a temple.
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Well, I don't know about that.
More like a church in an airport.
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[both chuckle]
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Big day for Richmond.
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Thought you didn't know
anything about football.
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[swallows] Oh, I don't.
But I know who Zava is.
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- Of course.
- [chuckles]
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Text me when you get back from Dubai?
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["Out of My Head" continues playing]
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- Safe flight.
- Thanks. Safe driving.
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[Colin chuckles]
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[sighs]
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I am a strong and capable man.
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[engine starts, revs]
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[tires screeching]
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Bollocks.
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{\an8}[theme music plays]
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{\an8}[people chattering]
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Okay. So obviously Zava's gonna be
moving into our starting lineup.
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{\an8}- Which means, if my maths...
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}- ...are corrects...
- Mm-mmm.
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{\an8}...we're gonna have to sit someone.
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{\an8}- [Roy] Mmm.
- Who's it gonna be?
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{\an8}Well, I think it's gotta be Colin.
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{\an8}Ouch.
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{\an8}Mmm. Colin's a chameleon.
He can change depending on a situation.
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{\an8}Bigger issue is, you put Zava up front,
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{\an8}either Jamie or Dani's gonna have
to drop back to midfield.
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{\an8}So, who do we think will take
the news better? Dani or Jamie?
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{\an8}[Coach Beard, Ted, Roy] Dani.
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{\an8}Yeah. Nah, Jamie's a lot like my mom's
Precious Moments figurines collection.
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{\an8}I have no idea what that means.
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{\an8}- He's a fragile little bitch.
- Mmm.
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{\an8}Brevity is nice, but sometimes clarity
is the true soul of wit. Thank you, Roy.
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{\an8}Um, it's almost ten o'clock,
we should probably get going.
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{\an8}You feeling okay?
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{\an8}A little bit nervous. Um,
had some diarrhea earlier this morning.
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{\an8}- Mmm.
- Uh, please don't put that in the book.
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{\an8}Oh, I've never been clear
on the spelling, so I probably won't.
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{\an8}D-I-A, double R, H-E-A.
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{\an8}Except in England, you have a silent O,
as in, "Oh, no, you've got diarrhea."
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{\an8}- Ah.
- [Ted] I'm in the same boat, Higgy bear.
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{\an8}My tummy's got more knots in it than
Wayne's World 1 and 2 smooshed together.
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{\an8}I don't know why. I've been around
great athletes all my life.
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{\an8}Heck, Roy, you're a great athlete.
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{\an8}Eh, not like Zava.
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{\an8}Oh, come on, don't sell yourself short.
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{\an8}If anything, sell yourself tall
and get it altered later.
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{\an8}No, Zava's different. Just watch.
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{\an8}We can't just watch.
We gotta make this fella part of the team.
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{\an8}- Mmm.
- Coaching a superstar can't be all,
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{\an8}-"How do you solve a problem like Maria?"
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Although, if you ask me, the Nazis
were the real problem in that story.
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{\an8}- Am I right, Coach?
- Yeah. Come on, Mother Superior,
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{\an8}- let's have a little perspective.
- Yeah, exactly, yeah.
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{\an8}Sorry, Roy, I know you don't like
all this musical theater talk
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{\an8}- this early in the morning.
- No, I'll allow it.
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{\an8}I used to fancy Julie Andrews.
Well, I still do, to be fair.
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{\an8}The voice, the eyes, the way you know
she'd tell you off if you'd been bad.
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{\an8}- [Trent, Ted, Roy, Higgins] Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}All right, we gotta do it. All-time
favorite Julie Andrews character. Go!
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{\an8}Fuck it. Maria!
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{\an8}- Resolute as always. Coach, what you got?
- Eliza Doolittle.
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{\an8}Ooh. Audio-only performance, I love that.
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{\an8}- Professor Higgins.
- Come on you Poppins!
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{\an8}Mm-hmm, same, I'm right there with you.
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{\an8}Trent, you have one?
You don't have to. You got one?
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{\an8}Clarisse Renaldi, Queen of Genovia.
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- Oh.
- [imitates explosion]
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Fuck yeah, Princess Diaries.
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Deep cut. Zagged.
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[players] Wow. Wow. This is nice.
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I can't believe it's really happening.
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When I was a boy, I played in Zava boots,
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I slept in Zava boots,
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I made love for the first time
to Zava boots.
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Think you mean "in Zava boots."
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No.
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{\an8}Hey, you know,
last night at the restaurant,
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{\an8}as the painters were finishing up,
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{\an8}I spent a very pleasurable hour on YouTube
watching Zava's greatest goals.
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{\an8}- By the end, my head was spinning.
- [chuckling]
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{\an8}Though it may also have been
the paint fumes.
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{\an8}The way Zava moves on the pitch...
[imitates whooshing] Like a panther.
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{\an8}[chuckles] So sexy, eh?
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{\an8}[chuckles] Sound a bit gay, bruv.
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{\an8}Well, I'm gay...
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{\an8}[player] Huh?
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{\an8}- ...for Zava, I mean.
- [chuckling]
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{\an8}That's true. Some men have a charisma
that transcends orientation.
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{\an8}[smacks lips] Uh, Paul Newman,
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{\an8}- Idris Elba, Norm Macdonald.
- [murmuring]
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{\an8}Zava is definitely one
of those charisma unicorns.
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{\an8}- [murmuring]
- Okay, you guys have convinced me.
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{\an8}- I'll have sex with Zava.
- [laughing]
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{\an8}Hey, what's up, man?
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{\an8}What the fuck is this?
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{\an8}[door opens]
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{\an8}All right, fellas, come on. Showtime.
Let's everybody head out to the pitch.
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{\an8}- [players] Let's go.
- Hey Jamie, come on, man.
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{\an8}Hurry up and get dressed. We don't wanna
keep our newest teammate waiting.
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{\an8}- [players] Whoo!
- Let's do this.
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{\an8}- [camera shutters clicking]
- [fan] We want Zava! Come on!
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{\an8}[chattering, chuckling]
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This is what you get.
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[babbling]
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[yawns]
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Where the hell is he?
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Leslie!
We do have a signed contract, don't we?
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{\an8}Of course. We have an e-signature.
That's legally binding.
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{\an8}I think.
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{\an8}I'll make a call.
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{\an8}- His agent hasn't heard from him, but...
- [exhales deeply]
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{\an8}...she's tracked his phone
which is currently in Mykonos.
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{\an8}If he has changed his mind again,
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{\an8}I'm going to look
like an absolute arsehole.
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{\an8}Maybe we can try and cheer them up
somehow?
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{\an8}[sighs]
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Do you want me to take my shirt off
and run across the pitch?
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- [stammers]
- You must be Shandy.
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[Shandy, Keeley gasp]
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Shandy's shadowing me for the day.
To get the hang of things, you know?
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- It's so nice to finally meet you.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'd love to go for a coffee
and pick your brain sometime.
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- [exhales sharply]
- Like, how tall are you?
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- Shandy.
- Yeah?
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Would you go to concessions
and start selling merch at half price?
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- Great idea.
- [Keeley] Yeah, thank you.
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- Oh, oh--
- Keep your shirt on.
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- Oh, right. Of course.
- [chuckles]
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[Shandy] Bye, babe.
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[exhales shakily]
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- [chuckles] She's a live one.
- [chuckles]
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[inhales sharply] Shit. Now I'm late.
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- For what?
- [sighs]
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Nothing. It's silly. I'll tell you later.
[breathes deeply]
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I love mysterious Rebecca. [giggles]
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Hey, guys. Are we sure
that Zava has the right address?
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I'd hate to think he's sitting
in the middle of Virginia right now
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waiting on us, you know?
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So, I just talked
to legal about Zava's contract.
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Uh, an e-signature is 100% binding.
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Tiny wrinkle, instead of signing his name,
he signed "You're welcome."
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Shit. What are we going to do?
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Hey, look,
superstars play by their own rules.
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Back in '98,
I waited over three hours for Public Enemy
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to take the stage
of this joint called The Cubby Bear.
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When a man with a giant clock
around his neck is that late,
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it ain't about time.
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- He's making a statement.
- Oh.
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Right, I'm calling it. We're going to go
upstairs and figure out what we do next.
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Leslie, I want you to talk to the crowd
and tell them something.
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Of course, Rebecca. I got this.
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Back in uni, my deejay name
was Damage Control.
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I didn't know you deejayed.
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I didn't actually, but I had
the name ready if I ever started.
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- Shit. Right, come on, let's go.
- Yeah.
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Welcome to the Dogtrack.
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[fan 1] Who the fuck are you?
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[people chuckling]
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- Uh...
- [doors opening]
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I can't believe this is happening.
Why does anyone put up with this lunatic?
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Because as humans,
we adapt to accommodate genius.
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- [exhales sharply]
- Who is the greatest actor alive?
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Or was, before he retired.
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- Daniel Day-Lewis.
- Tony Curtis.
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Oh, you said alive? Jackie Chan.
Wait, you said retired? Daniel Day-Lewis.
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Exactly. When he gets in character,
he stays in character,
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and everyone else adapts to him. Ooh!
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Did you know, that when he made Lincoln
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he actually texted Sally Field
as Abraham Lincoln?
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Well, that's ridiculous.
Abraham Lincoln couldn't text.
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Exactly.
Every time he looked down at his phone,
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his hat would fall off.
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Look, this Zava might be a genius,
but he's definitely a self-absorbed prick.
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Your desk is covered in biscuit crumbs.
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What the fuck are you doing?
We've waited two hours for you.
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Oh, time is a construct,
like gender and many of the alphabets.
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Oh, get out of my chair!
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This is your manager.
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Hey, how you doing? I'm Ted Lasso.
[chuckles]
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- [stammers]
- My leader,
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- I am an empty vessel filled with gold.
- Oh.
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I am your rock. Mold me.
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[whistles] Well, hey,
if you score goals like you talk,
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we gonna be just fine, buddy.
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- [chuckles]
- Right. And this is Keeley Jones.
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- She handles all our publicity.
- Hi.
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- My queen. [kisses]
- Oh.
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My actions today have made
your job much more difficult.
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No, don't worry about it.
No such thing as bad press, right?
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My integrity disallows me to agree
with that statement.
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- Oh, for God's sake.
- [Higgins] He's allergic to hummus.
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- [Shandy] Yeah, I know, I know.
- Oh, my God. You're here. [sighs]
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And you are there.
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And this is Leslie Higgins,
our director of football.
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Ah.
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[breathing deeply]
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[grunts]
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[whispers] You are the glue.
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Thank you very much.
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[grunts]
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Ooh.
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I will go see the team now.
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- [smacks]
- Ooh.
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Do you even know where you're going?
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[Zava] I do not!
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Are you kidding me? Wowie zowie.
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[chuckles] You know what, maybe I
oughta tag along in case he gets nervous.
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Seems like he can be
a little bit of a wallflower.
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Mmm.
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Great. And now I'm in a rush.
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Leslie, tell me,
how did the damage control go?
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- Oh, it was a mess, but he was adorable.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Who is this?
- This is Shandy. We work together.
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- Oh.
- And she's a great friend of mine.
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Oh.
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[players chattering]
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- Hey, did Zava come through here?
- [players] He's here? You saw him?
224
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,524
Yeah, he was upstairs just a second ago.
225
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,984
- What? He's here?
- He's here!
226
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,027
- [player 2] In this building?
- Yes. He should be here.
227
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,363
- Oh, my God. [giggles]
- [players clamoring]
228
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,825
Okay, maybe we should all
just split up and go--
229
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,243
- [gasps]
- [Ted] Oy.
230
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,954
[inspirational music playing]
231
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,631
[softly] He touched me.
232
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,099
He's like an angel.
233
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:10,731
Why are you downgrading him?
He is clearly a god.
234
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,446
[exhales deeply]
235
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,621
[inhales deeply]
236
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:30,334
I will begin by addressing
the most important person in this room.
237
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:33,378
[murmuring]
238
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,130
Which of you is the kit man?
239
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,134
[clicks tongue] Oh, um...
240
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,094
Yeah, he usually--
241
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:46,642
[strains, stammers] That's me.
Uh... [breathes shakily] ...I'm Will.
242
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,894
Uh, I am... [strains]
243
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,355
- Will.
- Yep.
244
00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:02,241
I too worked as a ball boy
for a club when I was just 11 years old.
245
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,784
I'm 25.
246
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,035
Your passion...
247
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,455
is why I play.
248
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,791
- [breathes deeply]
- [Ted] Mmm.
249
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,876
And you.
250
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,881
[smacks lips] My team.
251
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,344
- My brothers.
- [chuckles]
252
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,346
- Breathe with me.
- Mm-hmm.
253
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,515
[breathing deeply]
254
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,892
[clicks tongue]
Right now? Okay, here we go.
255
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,895
- [breathing deeply]
- [inhales deeply]
256
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,942
[all exhaling deeply]
257
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,240
[sniffs, exhales deeply]
258
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,284
[breathing deeply]
259
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,135
- We are now one.
- [player gasps]
260
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,013
There is no me.
261
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,141
There is no you.
262
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,728
- There is only the "we"...
- Mm-hmm.
263
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,855
[murmuring]
264
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,064
...and the "us."
265
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,528
And the we in us.
266
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,239
[breathes shakily]
267
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,455
Okay, so...
268
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,960
- [clamoring]
- [Ted] Okay.
269
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,505
Um, coaches, let's, uh-- let's go in here,
270
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,715
have a word really quickly,
before he scurries off.
271
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,218
Everybody else, just go ahead
and keep breathing amongst yourselves.
272
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,762
He's so much more down-to-earth
than I imagined.
273
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,888
- Right?
- Wow.
274
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,450
Which one of these is me?
275
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,162
- [whispers] You're the fucking coach.
- [stammers]
276
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,873
Uh, you know what, we were thinking...
[stammers] ...the top right.
277
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,959
- [scoffs] Fuck's sake.
- [stammers] Or left, or left, or left.
278
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,710
Whichever one you want really.
279
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,446
I am very excited to be here.
280
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,241
- Oh, hey, we're very excited--
- I will see you tomorrow.
281
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,325
Yep.
282
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:58,959
He's tall.
283
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,755
[car horn honks]
284
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,728
[doorbell rings]
285
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,441
Rebecca?
286
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,444
- Tish. Hello there.
- Come in.
287
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:32,910
Come through.
288
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,124
Please make yourself at home.
289
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,838
[clears throat, exhales deeply]
290
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,969
Yeah, just take a seat. Relax.
291
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,555
[breathes deeply]
292
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,351
Would you like something to drink?
293
00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,854
Water? Tea? Or cocktail, perhaps?
294
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,607
Sure, I'll have a White Russian, thanks.
295
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,527
[clicks tongue] Oh. Yeah,
I'm afraid I'm fresh out of KahlĂșa...
296
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:09,488
- [smacks lips] Ah.
- ...after hosting a Big Lebowski
297
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:13,157
themed birthday party for a colleague.
But would straight vodka suffice?
298
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,868
I was literally just making a joke.
299
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,414
I know. Which is why I made two.
300
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:23,502
[inhales deeply]
301
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,715
[breathes deeply]
302
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,719
You have been through a lot recently.
303
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,853
The dark soul of one man
just disconnected you from your own.
304
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:48,569
And then another beautiful
and worthy soul, in a man half your age,
305
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:52,072
arrived exactly at the right time.
And the wrong time.
306
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,074
Sorry, how do you know that?
307
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,910
Well, I speak to your mother once a month...
308
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,829
- Ah. [chuckles]
- ...for the last six years.
309
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,957
So, Rebecca, how can I help you?
310
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,918
I'm not sure you can.
311
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,338
A skeptic. Well, I shouldn't be surprised.
312
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,674
Oh, because you're supposed to be
a psychic?
313
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:11,800
Oh, no.
314
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,304
Because your mother was a skeptic.
315
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,518
[inhales sharply]
Are you familiar with kintsugi?
316
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:26,815
It's the Japanese art of mending
broken things, uh, with gold.
317
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,983
It-- [inhales sharply]
318
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:33,238
The idea is that-- that we embrace
the flaws and the-- and the imperfections,
319
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:37,284
and in doing so create something
much stronger and more beautiful.
320
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:40,954
So...
321
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,918
we are going to place our hands
on the bowl.
322
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,294
- Would you?
- [exhales deeply]
323
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:58,889
Sorry, what's that--
324
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,228
Smells very odd in here all of a sudden.
325
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,563
Thank you.
326
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,567
Let's begin.
327
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,738
[swallows, exhales deeply]
328
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,698
I can see something.
329
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:22,079
Mmm, it's in your hand.
An object. It's very special.
330
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,830
Is it a bowl?
331
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,167
It's a green matchbook.
332
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,795
Sorry, it's what?
333
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,840
[stammers] A green matchbook. How lovely.
334
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,259
Sorry, who cares about a green matchbook?
335
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,386
[shushes, stammers]
Now I can hear something.
336
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,638
Shite!
337
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:40,889
Oh, for God's sake.
338
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:45,477
[stammering]
No, just one at a time, please.
339
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,478
I--
340
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:50,899
Shite in wh-- Shite in nin-- Sh-- Oh...
341
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,360
[stammers] ...yeah, shite in nining armor.
342
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,530
"A shite in nining armor"?
343
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,700
- [sighs] Does that mean something to you?
- Yes, it does mean something to me.
344
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,535
It means you're even more batshit crazy
than I--
345
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,955
Shut up, I can hear something else.
It's thunder a-a-and lightning and you.
346
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:09,084
And you're upside down,
an-- an-an-and you're drenched.
347
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,335
[inhales deeply] But you're safe.
348
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,339
Okay, that--
that's enough I think for today.
349
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:19,720
But thank you so much for your time
and for sharing your,
350
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,805
what is it, your gift?
351
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,684
[chuckles] We can just tell my mum
I did the whole session. Yes?
352
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,228
You will have a family.
353
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,858
Sorry, what did you just say?
354
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,611
You're going to be a mother.
355
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,780
Fuck you.
356
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,534
I've always thought
you were completely harmless
357
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:45,495
because my mum could afford you,
but you are actually dangerous.
358
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,624
And you're fucking cruel.
359
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,419
[door opens]
360
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:55,464
[door slams]
361
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,636
- [Keeley] So, boys, exciting stuff.
- [laughing]
362
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,138
We've got a lot of interview requests
coming in for all of you.
363
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,766
Ooh, ooh. I'd love to get
the word out about the restaurant.
364
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:10,229
Well, right now the press would like
to focus on Zava joining the team.
365
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,313
- Oh. Yeah, okay.
- [Colin] Oh.
366
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,524
I would rather talk
about Zava than myself any day.
367
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,025
What do you want us to say?
368
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,653
Well, that's up to you.
Go for it. Say anything.
369
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,448
I would just, you know,
stay positive, light. Right?
370
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:26,161
Or say something so shocking
your interview goes viral.
371
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,454
Hmm?
372
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,039
- Like you eat your own hair.
- Uh--
373
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,457
- No, I--
- [players] Oh.
374
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,042
- [knock at door]
- [door opens]
375
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,837
Well, uh. Hi, Roy.
376
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,005
Keeley, uh, sorry to interrupt.
377
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,090
No.
378
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,301
Uh, Higgins told me
to check in on some dumb interview shit.
379
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:47,099
I mean, some important interview shit.
380
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,560
Don't worry,
nobody in the press wants to talk to you.
381
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,020
No, no. That's not actually true.
382
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,189
The press knows that Roy
doesn't love doing interviews.
383
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,568
Yeah, but it's okay. I'll do one for you
if-- if you need me to.
384
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,319
- Thanks, Roy.
- I'll interview you.
385
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,655
Why'd you dump my friend?
386
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,156
- Ooh.
- Ay, ay, ay.
387
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,952
You're fun.
388
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:09,037
Who the fuck is this?
389
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,622
This is Shandy. We work together.
390
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,166
- Why?
- She's an old friend of mine.
391
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,918
- That makes more sense.
- [chuckles]
392
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,753
Shandy. I definitely told you about her.
393
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,841
Oh, yeah. Shandy.
394
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,094
You used to eat your own hair, right?
395
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,514
Yeah. I did.
396
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,979
Well, nice to put a face to the hair.
397
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,071
[chuckles]
398
00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,240
- Hey, Coach.
- Mm-hmm?
399
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,366
What's today's Wordle?
400
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,076
- Ethic.
- Ethic.
401
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,414
- [clicks tongue] You're a jerk.
- [chuckles]
402
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:56,335
- Hey, Jamie. How you doing?
- Um. Can I talk to you for a minute?
403
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,961
Yeah, you can talk to me
as long as you want.
404
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,297
Though I do have a tendency
to doze off around 1:00 a.m.
405
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,592
- What's up?
- [chuckles] Uh, so look-- Uh.
406
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,136
- [door slams]
- [stammers] Um.
407
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,139
I know we're all excited Zava's here.
408
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:12,726
Yeah, I get that.
But I know a lot of players like him,
409
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,937
and they're all just
self-absorbed glory hunters
410
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:16,647
who only care about themselves.
411
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,733
Mm-hmm.
412
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:22,903
Uh. Jamie,
413
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:27,908
don't you think that coming from you
that's a little bit ironic?
414
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:31,328
Don't know.
415
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,750
But look... [stammers] ...the point is,
we don't need this guy.
416
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,794
I-- I think we've got
a good thing going here,
417
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,337
and he's already fucking it all up.
418
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,173
[Ted] Hey, Jamie,
I hear what you're saying, man.
419
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,510
But I think we've got to give it
a game or two and see what's what.
420
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,389
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, no, yeah. Course, yeah.
421
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,225
Well, um, thanks for hearing me out.
422
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,645
Aight. Thanks for speaking your mind.
Please continue to do so.
423
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,729
Yeah.
424
00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,898
Oh and, uh-- And I w--
425
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:03,652
I weren't being ironic,
I was being hypocritical. That's it.
426
00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:09,908
- Is that right?
- Mmm.
427
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,327
- Yes or no?
- [softly] Yes.
428
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,205
So that was actually ironic.
429
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,962
[Arlo] Good afternoon. There is
an electricity today at Nelson Road,
430
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:26,258
and the cause of all this excitement
goes by one name, Zava.
431
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,052
Like Pelé, if every letter was different.
432
00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:34,266
There are more VIPs here
than London Fashion Week.
433
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,226
I assume. I don't know.
434
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,353
This is all 'cause you got Zava, babe.
435
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,981
- You've made Richmond fucking global.
- [chuckles]
436
00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,941
[both squealing]
437
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,739
All right. Pop quiz, hotshots.
438
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:52,075
What do you get when you combine
one of Hugh Jackman's finest film roles
439
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,203
with a fancy-pants New York City getaway?
440
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,787
Jean Valjean Catskills?
441
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:59,499
Ooh. No. That's a great answer, Sam.
How do you know about the Catskills?
442
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,876
Uh, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
443
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,503
- Oh, yeah. That's a good show.
- [players murmuring]
444
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,129
Yeah. I respect that. Word.
445
00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:08,050
No, the answer I was looking for actually
was today's opponents, Wolverhampton.
446
00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,719
- Full name, Wolverhampton Wanderers.
- Mmm. Thank you.
447
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,763
- Also known as the Wanderers.
- No.
448
00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:14,223
Also known as Wolves.
449
00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:17,643
Okay. So, our opponents today are
the Wolverhampton Wandering Wolves.
450
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,395
- No.
- Just Wolverhampton or Wolves.
451
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,608
Got it. So when the team
known as Wolverhampton, or Wolves,
452
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:27,903
is wandering around the pitch today
trying to score some soccer goals,
453
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,071
here's the game plan.
454
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,322
Take it away, fellas.
455
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,533
All right, here's your starters.
Here's your subs.
456
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:35,285
Now remember,
this 4-5-1 is not about dropping back.
457
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,872
It's about getting fucking service
into the box for Zava.
458
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,582
- Got it?
- [sighs]
459
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:41,667
Are you all right?
460
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,170
I am still a strong and capable man.
461
00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:47,548
You're all right.
462
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,967
- All free kicks will be taken by...
- Zava.
463
00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:51,510
- [Coach Beard] All penalties...
- [Roy] Zava.
464
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:54,137
- All corners...
- Anyone to Zava.
465
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:57,558
That's it. You fellas set 'em up,
and our man Zava's gonna--
466
00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,978
- [speaks foreign language]
- Well, he's gonna knock 'em down.
467
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,396
Okay? Yeah.
468
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:05,315
[speaks foreign language]
469
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,694
[softly] Okay. Uh, let's bring it in.
Come on. Here.
470
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,661
[Zava speaking foreign language]
471
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:21,248
- [softly] Zava.
- [speaks foreign language]
472
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:23,667
- [softly] Zava. Oh.
- [Zava speaks foreign language]
473
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,419
Am I supposed
to hit the gong or something?
474
00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:27,087
[Roy] What's up with that shit?
475
00:26:28,547 --> 00:26:31,258
- [whistles]
- [players clamoring]
476
00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:34,094
Mm-mm. No.
477
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,346
- [Isaac whistling softly]
- [speaks foreign language, grunts]
478
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,891
[Jamie] Okay.
479
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:40,100
I am ready.
480
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,394
Okay. Nicely done.
481
00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:44,980
Okay. Here we go.
482
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:48,650
All right. Okay, Captain,
why don't you go ahead and flip it-- Oh.
483
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,281
Richmond on three. One, two, three.
484
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:57,826
[players] Richmond!
485
00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,536
[players clamoring]
486
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,205
Ooh. He's strong. [chuckles]
487
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,334
[Coach Beard] Yeah.
488
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:09,213
- The Precious Moments figurine.
- Little bitch.
489
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:11,089
[chuckles]
490
00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,133
[sighs]
491
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,594
- How much time we got, Coach?
- Exactly four minutes.
492
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:16,762
Okay, great.
493
00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:18,639
I'm gonna call Henry real quick.
Wish him luck.
494
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,349
His soccer team starts the playoffs today.
495
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:21,975
- Nice.
- Yeah.
496
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,728
- Uh-oh.
- What's wrong?
497
00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,396
I can't find my phone.
498
00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:29,525
Shoot, I know where it is.
499
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,486
I left it sitting on my bathroom sink.
Dang it.
500
00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,738
That's what you get
for playing Tetris on the toilet.
501
00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,907
[groans] Yeah, that and numb legs.
502
00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:39,284
You know, that's all right,
I'll persevere. I'll go old school.
503
00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:41,078
[chuckles, groans]
504
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:44,581
- Uh-oh.
- What now?
505
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,876
I can't remember
Michelle's cell phone number.
506
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,420
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
507
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:54,007
- Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
- I think it's just a thing. [mumbles]
508
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,092
Well, yeah.
509
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,095
- You okay?
- Yeah. No, no.
510
00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:01,223
I'll just call the house. No, I--
No, I'm good. I'll be right out.
511
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:08,313
Henry, we gotta go!
And don't forget your shin guards!
512
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,523
[Henry] Okay!
513
00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:12,109
- Thanks again for driving.
- Yeah, no problem.
514
00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,194
[phone ringing]
515
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:18,156
- You still have a landline?
- Yeah. I don't know why.
516
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:19,241
[phone continues ringing]
517
00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,243
Are you gonna answer it?
518
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,620
No. It's probably a telemarketer.
519
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,038
Henry, let's go!
520
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,332
May I answer it?
521
00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:29,626
I have a thing for messing
with telemarketers.
522
00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:32,838
- [chuckles] Knock yourself out.
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
523
00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:34,298
- [chuckles]
- Watch this.
524
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,300
[imitating Donald Trump] Um, hello.
525
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,052
You've reached the house
of Michelle Keller.
526
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:42,556
Who by the way is doing amazing things
with orange slices these days.
527
00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:45,017
You're gonna be amazed.
It's really spectacular.
528
00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,268
How can I help you?
529
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:48,145
Well, hey, Mr. Former President.
530
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:50,731
Boy, have I got a bone to pick with you.
[chuckles]
531
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,901
Hello?
532
00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,238
Hello?
533
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,451
[normal] Ted.
534
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:06,914
- Yeah. Who is this?
- This is Jacob Bryanson.
535
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,707
Dr. Jacob?
536
00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:11,668
[Jacob] Yeah. Um, y--
Ted, you can just call me Jake.
537
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,254
Dr. Jacob.
538
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,256
Henry, come on!
539
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:17,633
[whispers] Michelle. Michelle.
540
00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:20,761
- [whispers] What?
- [softly] It's Ted.
541
00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:24,097
[Michelle sighs]
542
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,016
Shit.
543
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:30,562
- [Michelle] Hi, Ted.
- Uh, hey. Uh--
544
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:31,688
[Henry] Found 'em!
545
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:35,067
Hey, sweetie. Uh, do you want
to talk to Daddy really quick?
546
00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:37,444
- Dad.
- Hey, buddy.
547
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:40,322
[Henry] We're playing the Dragons today,
and they're undefeated.
548
00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:42,866
Yeah, well, you know they ain't gonna
be undefeated for long. Am I right?
549
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:43,951
[chuckles]
550
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:47,079
Um. Hey, look, I was just calling
to wish you good luck.
551
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:48,664
[Henry] Good luck to you too, Dad.
552
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:52,668
And please tell Zava that many
of my friends' moms like his abs.
553
00:29:52,668 --> 00:29:53,836
Will do.
554
00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:55,212
- Bye.
- [Ted] Bye.
555
00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:57,381
Oh, uh, thank you, sweetie. Um...
556
00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,799
Uh, Ted, just one second, okay?
557
00:29:58,799 --> 00:29:59,883
Do you wanna wait in the car?
558
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:03,053
- Do you wanna take him to the-- Thank you.
- [Jacob] Yes. Of course. Come on, bud.
559
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:05,055
You ever seen a sunroof? Pretty cool.
560
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,432
[chuckles]
561
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,061
Hi. Sorry, uh--
562
00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:15,440
Can we chat when we both
have more time? [grunts]
563
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,942
There's a lot to catch up on.
564
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:19,611
Um, yeah. No, of course.
565
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,781
[chuckles] All good.
I-I'll talk to you later.
566
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,994
[Michelle stammers]
Ted, I-- Good luck today.
567
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:28,912
Thanks.
568
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,913
[line clicks]
569
00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:38,297
[exhales sharply]
570
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,841
[crowd cheering]
571
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,969
[Arlo] The Richmond faithful
return to their beloved Dogtrack
572
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:46,638
for the first time
this Premier League season,
573
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:50,058
and surely when they see
the name Zava on the team sheet,
574
00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,269
they'll think they've died
and gone to heaven.
575
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:56,064
[player 1] Come on! Let's go! Let's do it!
576
00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,486
[Zava] Tartt.
577
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:05,616
What's he doing now?
578
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:08,327
Yeah?
579
00:31:09,328 --> 00:31:12,873
Get open. I will find you.
580
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,508
[player] Come on, boys! Come on!
581
00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:27,971
- [whistle blows]
- [crowd roaring]
582
00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,264
[Jamie] Let's go, boys.
583
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:44,488
- [Roy cheers]
- [crowd cheering]
584
00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:46,532
[Arlo] My word, he's done it!
585
00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:50,953
Zava has scored from the halfway line
seconds into his debut,
586
00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:54,540
and the Dogtrack is in a state of rapture.
587
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,416
[crowd cheering]
588
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,418
- Yeah. All right.
- He might be pretty good.
589
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,879
- Here we go.
- I could get used to this shit.
590
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:05,384
- [crowd chanting] Zava! Zava!
- Yes. Yes. Yay.
591
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:21,316
[Arlo] Bumbercatch with the cross.
It's a tricky one for Zava.
592
00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:22,484
Oh!
593
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:27,030
- I cannot believe what I just saw.
- What?
594
00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:31,702
{\an8}[Arlo] Zava with the scorpion kick,
and Burnley feel the sting.
595
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:35,873
[chimes]
596
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:41,753
[all] Om.
597
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:43,964
[gong chimes]
598
00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:47,301
[all] Om.
599
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,681
[sighs]
600
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:04,985
{\an8}[Arlo] Richmond up 2-nil over Palace,
who have simply had no answer for Zava.
601
00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:06,486
The corner comes in,
602
00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:10,824
And it's that man again!
Zava, with a towering header!
603
00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:14,828
{\an8}[Arlo]
Soaring like an eagle amongst penguins.
604
00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:41,605
[sighs]
605
00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,941
- How do you do?
- [Roy] Morning.
606
00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:47,694
I think it's good.
607
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,239
[Keeley] And then maybe do a--
608
00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,324
[Shandy] I think we should put it in.
Do you think we should?
609
00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,853
[Arlo] Rojas finds Tartt.
610
00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:25,065
Still seeking his first goal
of the season, is this the moment?
611
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,985
- No, it's Zava again!
- [crowd cheering]
612
00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,487
[all chanting] Zava, Zava, Zava, Zava!
613
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:34,157
[Arlo] He may have stolen the goal
from Jamie Tartt,
614
00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:37,369
but you can't argue
with the instincts of a champion.
615
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,496
[crowd cheering]
616
00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:40,746
[Arlo] If you're a Richmond fan,
617
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,418
{\an8}you've gotta feel that with Zava
everything is going your way.
618
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:46,837
I got a job!
619
00:34:46,837 --> 00:34:49,422
- [both exclaim]
- [laughs]
620
00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:01,560
Thank you.
621
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,729
I mean, the whole thing is just crazy,
you know.
622
00:35:03,729 --> 00:35:05,689
He was supposed to be
helping us get back together.
623
00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:07,357
You know what I mean?
624
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:10,694
It always bothered me the way he'd be
like, uh, "I'm sorry, our time is up."
625
00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:12,237
Sorry, our time is up.
626
00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:14,531
Nah, that's not quite it.
It was a lot more condescending.
627
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:16,241
It was more like, "I'm so sorry."
628
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,203
Ted, I'm talking about our session.
Our time is up.
629
00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:21,872
Oh, right. Sorry I didn't get
to ask any personal questions.
630
00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:23,540
I was just yammering.
631
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:26,543
- [video call ends]
- [stammers] Ooh. Wow. Gone. Okay.
632
00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,171
[chuckles] Gotta respect it.
633
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:33,509
George, is Ted Lasso
the coach of the year?
634
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:36,220
What? Writing the name Zava
on the team sheet?
635
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:39,264
Come on. Gimme a break, Jeff.
That's not coaching.
636
00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,892
No. What Nathan Shelley's doing
over at West Ham,
637
00:35:41,892 --> 00:35:44,228
now that is a tactician at work.
638
00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:46,063
Yeah, I like West Ham.
639
00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:47,773
But I love Zava.
640
00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:49,149
Don't we all, mate?
641
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:50,651
[all laughing]
642
00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:58,116
[Arlo] We're in stoppage time
of what has been an unforgettable contest.
643
00:35:58,116 --> 00:36:00,369
Richmond surely would be happy
with a draw,
644
00:36:00,369 --> 00:36:03,580
but here's Rojas with a chance
to steal an historic victory
645
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,249
over Manchester United.
646
00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:13,006
["Superstar" playing]
647
00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:18,178
[Arlo] Zava with a God-like bicycle kick
in injury time.
648
00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,305
And surely Richmond have won it.
649
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:26,270
A Zava hat trick bringing their first ever
victory in the Theatre of Dreams.
650
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:28,105
[players, crowd cheering]
651
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:32,109
Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
652
00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:35,654
Fuck it!
653
00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:39,700
{\an8}[whistle blowing]
654
00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,578
{\an8}[Arlo]
And with this victory over Brentford
655
00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:45,122
that's six wins on the bounce for Richmond
656
00:36:45,122 --> 00:36:48,876
{\an8}- in this Zava-fueled miracle streak.
- [cheering] Whoo!
657
00:36:50,169 --> 00:36:53,172
[players cheering]
658
00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:56,425
You ever think your book
would be a fucking fairy tale?
659
00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:57,926
[Jamie] Come on!
660
00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:02,014
[players clamoring]
661
00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:04,808
Yo! Yo, yo, yo! Hey!
Guys, guys, guys. Yo, yo. Check it out.
662
00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:07,895
Listen. Tomorrow,
everybody is invited to the restaurant.
663
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:09,730
[all cheering]
664
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:12,941
[stammering] We're still a few weeks
from officially opening.
665
00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:15,152
- So please, lower your expectations.
- [players clamoring, laughing]
666
00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:16,445
But it's gonna be an open bar!
667
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,488
[all cheering]
668
00:37:27,289 --> 00:37:30,626
[players chanting] Zava, Zava,
Zava, Zava, Zava, Zava!
669
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:37,758
- Okay. Okay. What do I need? Um-- Hey.
- Hey. Don't serve my food with that face.
670
00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,593
- Okay. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
671
00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:41,970
[Sam] Oh, man.
672
00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,181
- Hey.
- Sam, this place is lovely.
673
00:37:44,181 --> 00:37:46,350
- Have a great night.
- Aw. Thank you. Nice seeing you.
674
00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:48,810
- Super great place.
- Ah, yeah.
675
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:50,437
Thank you. I'll come and catch you, yeah?
676
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,939
- Peace.
- All right. I'll see you later.
677
00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:54,983
- Hello. Um, okay. This is for you.
- [Colin] Ooh! The smell.
678
00:37:54,983 --> 00:37:56,443
- [Sam] That's for you.
- Nice.
679
00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:59,071
Mate, this is the best moimoi
I've ever tasted in my life.
680
00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:00,906
Aw, thanks, man.
681
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:04,535
- Look at me. I'm not kidding.
- Hey.
682
00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:06,119
Thank you. Thanks.
683
00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:10,290
Sam... [stutters] ...is Zava coming?
I made him a friendship bracelet.
684
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,626
Oh, well, I invited him.
Uh, I guess we'll see.
685
00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:13,836
Cool, man.
686
00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:15,504
Okay, you guys. Enjoy the food, okay?
687
00:38:15,504 --> 00:38:16,588
- All right?
- Cool, bro.
688
00:38:17,089 --> 00:38:19,466
- Colin.
- Hi, hi.
689
00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,760
- [chuckles] Doing good?
- Yeah, you okay?
690
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,345
Boyos, this is my pal Michael.
691
00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:24,847
- Hiya.
- What's up, man?
692
00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:27,891
- World's greatest wingman.
- [scoffs] Yeah. Tough gig.
693
00:38:27,891 --> 00:38:30,811
"Hello, young lady.
My friend's a professional footballer.
694
00:38:30,811 --> 00:38:33,021
May I spend all night talking
to your cross-eyed friend
695
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:34,690
while he hits on you poorly?"
696
00:38:34,690 --> 00:38:36,942
- [all laughing]
- [indistinct]
697
00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:40,195
[gasps] Ooh, what did you decide
after Tish's reading?
698
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:42,906
- Are you gonna go back and see her?
- [sighs] No. No, no.
699
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:45,784
It's not for me. If I wanted to be scammed
out of all my money,
700
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:48,245
I'd go the old-fashioned route
and become obsessively religious.
701
00:38:48,245 --> 00:38:49,788
- Cheers to that. [chuckles]
- Mmm.
702
00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:53,208
Well, if it isn't Beauty and the Stink!
703
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:55,544
- Get out! Sassy!
- [chuckles]
704
00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,713
- Oh, my God!
- [Sassy chuckles]
705
00:38:57,713 --> 00:38:59,631
[chuckles, kisses]
706
00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:01,258
Hey, ladies.
707
00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:03,468
- [all] Hi.
- [chuckles] Welcome to Ola's.
708
00:39:03,468 --> 00:39:06,430
- Oh, I'm so happy to see all of you.
- Oh, thanks for having us, Sam.
709
00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:09,016
No, thank you for coming. Please,
make sure you enjoy yourselves, okay?
710
00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:11,101
- Absolutely. Thanks.
- Cheers!
711
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,186
[Keeley] Thank you.
712
00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:16,023
You are such a twat.
713
00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:19,943
- Oi. What can I get you to drink?
- [Sassy chuckles] Uh, champagne, please.
714
00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:21,904
Champagne? Can we get another champagne?
715
00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,363
Is Ted here?
716
00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:25,324
Told you.
717
00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:27,701
You want a beer, Coach?
718
00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:31,788
Michelle and Henry went horseback riding
with Dr. Jacob today.
719
00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:35,375
We'll take two shots of whiskey.
[stammers] A single and a double.
720
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:37,336
A triple. [stammers] Two.
721
00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:39,630
- Weinstein's cock!
- [screams]
722
00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:41,632
Are you cheating on me?
723
00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:42,716
Yeah, I am.
724
00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:44,927
- With you.
- [breathes heavily]
725
00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:48,764
[both moaning]
726
00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:51,600
Man, y'all's baggage
just matches right up, don't it?
727
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,401
See you in a bit.
728
00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:06,949
What the fuck do you want?
729
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:08,909
[clears throat]
730
00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:15,582
You frowning while we're on a win streak,
that's a bad look.
731
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,876
You frowned your whole career.
732
00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:19,753
No, I never smiled. That's different.
733
00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:24,216
- [guests in restaurant cheering]
- [guest] Whoa! Here we go.
734
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,930
- Huh? Good game. Good game. [chuckles]
- [player] Yes.
735
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,223
For fuck's sake.
736
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,685
There he is, God's gift to those
who have everything.
737
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:36,770
Best player on the team.
738
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:37,855
Fuck off.
739
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,357
It's true.
740
00:40:40,941 --> 00:40:45,112
You used to be the best.
Now you're not. It happens.
741
00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:46,780
You thought I was the best?
742
00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:51,368
Yeah. I mean, you still could be
if you weren't such a pre-Madonna.
743
00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,371
- Did you just call me a pre-Madonna?
- Yeah.
744
00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:57,499
It's prima donna.
745
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,920
Who the fuck says "pre-Madonna"?
What the fuck does that even mean?
746
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,674
It means before Madonna, female vocalists
didn't have to work that hard.
747
00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:07,217
Are you mad?
748
00:41:07,217 --> 00:41:09,678
You never heard of Tina Turner?
Fucking Stevie Nicks?
749
00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:12,431
Fuck you. Point is,
he's the best player on the team.
750
00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,726
And right now, all you gotta do
is try and keep up with him.
751
00:41:15,726 --> 00:41:18,270
Fuck that.
I don't wanna just keep up with him.
752
00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,440
I wanna be better than him.
753
00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:23,775
[both sigh]
754
00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:26,195
I could train you.
755
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,907
But only if you fucking mean it.
756
00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:33,410
Yeah. I do mean it.
757
00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,165
When do we start then?
758
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:40,876
Right fucking now.
759
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,878
Come on, man.
760
00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,881
- So sorry. We'll take care of it.
- [sucking teeth]
761
00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,052
We start tomorrow. 4:00 a.m.
762
00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:53,514
Clean that up.
763
00:41:56,808 --> 00:41:58,310
[gasps] All right.
764
00:42:00,312 --> 00:42:02,439
I'm gonna do a lap. If Ted's already gone,
765
00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:05,359
I'm telling you right now,
I will be attempting to scale Mount Zava.
766
00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:07,236
- Ooh.
- Adieu. [chuckles]
767
00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:09,196
- Adieu. Good luck. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
768
00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,280
[Rebecca laughs]
769
00:42:10,864 --> 00:42:13,575
[Shandy] Hi. Hello. Hi.
770
00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:15,202
Hi. Hello.
771
00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:17,913
I'm Shandy. I do PR for the club.
772
00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:20,874
It's so great you've come down here,
but don't be a dick.
773
00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,835
Show some love on your socials, yeah?
774
00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:28,048
I like your confident energy.
It's off-putting.
775
00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:30,592
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
776
00:42:31,385 --> 00:42:32,678
That's really nice.
777
00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:35,472
So how's it going with Shandy?
Is she fitting in?
778
00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:38,350
Yes, she's great.
I love how not shy she is.
779
00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:40,102
Oh. [chuckles]
780
00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:41,687
Yeah. [chuckles]
781
00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:48,151
[laughs, speaks indistinctly]
782
00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:51,196
[Sam] Wish me luck.
783
00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,329
Okay. See you later.
784
00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:16,555
Oi. There are better things ahead
than any we leave behind.
785
00:43:17,347 --> 00:43:18,348
Oh.
786
00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:24,938
Excuse me. One moment.
787
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,982
Hey, hey. [chuckles]
788
00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:29,651
Thank you so much for coming.
Honestly, it means so much to me.
789
00:43:29,651 --> 00:43:33,739
Sam, tell me, where does your restaurant
source its avocados from?
790
00:43:33,739 --> 00:43:38,452
Ah, uh, West African cuisine doesn't
typically feature a lot of avocados.
791
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:40,412
Hmm. Not yet.
792
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:48,212
- [Sassy] Marlboro Man.
- Hey. Look who it is.
793
00:43:48,212 --> 00:43:50,005
- [Sassy chuckles]
- I didn't know you work here.
794
00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:52,090
- Well, how you going?
- [chuckles]
795
00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,800
- Uh, I'm doing all right. Yeah.
- Yeah?
796
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,428
Well, my ex-wife's dating
our ex-marriage counselor,
797
00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:58,472
so, you know, that's new.
798
00:43:59,181 --> 00:44:01,850
Wow, that's borderline unethical.
799
00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:05,437
Yeah, well, I mean, it all started a year
and a half after we were seeing him,
800
00:44:05,437 --> 00:44:08,941
so I guess that's-- You ever have anything
like that happen with you and a client?
801
00:44:08,941 --> 00:44:10,776
Ted, I'm a child psychologist.
802
00:44:10,776 --> 00:44:12,653
Right, right. [chuckles]
803
00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:13,737
So, yes. Twice.
804
00:44:13,737 --> 00:44:16,657
Hey, whoa. Classic Sassy. I love it.
805
00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,825
- Classic Sass. [chuckles]
- [Ted] Classic Sassy.
806
00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:20,494
I got you a surprise.
807
00:44:22,996 --> 00:44:23,997
[chuckles]
808
00:44:24,706 --> 00:44:25,707
What's this?
809
00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:31,129
Thank you.
810
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,507
- Oh, my God.
- [chuckles]
811
00:44:33,507 --> 00:44:36,218
- Don't just stand there. Pass them out.
- [chuckles]
812
00:44:37,553 --> 00:44:38,554
[sighs]
813
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:41,682
Hey.
814
00:44:46,728 --> 00:44:48,939
- What?
- You're being really clingy right now.
815
00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:50,858
I am so sorry.
816
00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:52,943
Oh, hey.
817
00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:55,988
Ladies... [chuckles] ...a little something
to commemorate the evening
818
00:44:55,988 --> 00:44:58,407
and to remind you to come back
again and again, right?
819
00:44:58,407 --> 00:44:59,950
- [Rebecca] Mmm.
- [Keeley] Thank you.
820
00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:01,827
[chuckles] No worries.
821
00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:04,496
- So chic.
- Mm-hmm.
822
00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:08,750
Green.
823
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,548
It's a green matchbook.
824
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,051
You okay?
825
00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:25,726
- Yes. Another round?
- All right. Yeah. Okay.
826
00:45:27,269 --> 00:45:29,521
- Get another round.
- Can we get another round, please?
827
00:45:29,521 --> 00:45:31,899
- Oh. Oh. Thank you, Sam.
- No worries.
828
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,066
- This place is wonderful.
- Oh.
829
00:45:33,066 --> 00:45:34,902
- Food's fantastic.
- Thank you so much for coming.
830
00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:36,612
- Okay, listen, get home safe, okay?
- Okay.
831
00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:39,656
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