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-早安
-早安,幫你沖了咖啡

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噢,我不攝取咖啡因

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對,你的身體就像莊嚴寺廟

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我不知道耶,比較像機場裡的教堂吧

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今天是瑞奇蒙的大日子

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我還以為你不懂足球

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我不懂,但我知道札瓦是誰

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當然了

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從杜拜回來時給我個簡訊?

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-一路順風
-謝了,開車小心

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我是個堅強能幹的人

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他媽的

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《泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多》

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{\an8}(歡迎札瓦)

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(趣達)

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{\an8}(我們相信札瓦)

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好,顯然札瓦會進入我們的首發陣容

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{\an8}這表示,如果我算得...

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{\an8}沒錯的話

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{\an8}我們得讓某人坐板凳

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{\an8}會是誰呢?

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{\an8}我想應該讓科林去吧

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{\an8}唉唷

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{\an8}科林的適應力很強,他能依照情況做改變

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{\an8}更大的問題是如果你讓札瓦去踢前鋒

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{\an8}傑米或丹尼就得回去守中場

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{\an8}那你們覺得誰會比較能接受?
丹尼還是傑米?

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{\an8}丹尼

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{\an8}對,傑米就像我媽那種
從“美好時光”郵購買的公仔收藏

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{\an8}-我不知道那是什麼意思
-他是個脆弱的小王八蛋

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{\an8}言簡意賅固然好,但有時說大白話
才是智慧的精隨,謝謝你,羅伊

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{\an8}快10點了,我們差不多該走了

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{\an8}你還好嗎?

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{\an8}有點緊張,今天早上稍早前還拉了肚子

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{\an8}請別寫進書裡

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{\an8}我從來都搞不清楚怎麼寫
所以應該不會寫進去

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{\an8}拉、肚、子

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{\an8}不過在英國,你們會說得很矯情
就像:“噢,不會吧,你拉肚子了”

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{\an8}小希寶,我跟你一樣

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{\an8}我肚子裡的翻攪程度比《反斗智多星》
第一、二集加起來還嚴重

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{\an8}不知道為何耶,我這輩子
身邊都圍繞著優秀運動員

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{\an8}去他的,羅伊,你就是優秀運動員

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{\an8}沒啦,沒札瓦那麼優秀

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{\an8}拜託,別看輕你自己

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{\an8}可以的話,先把話說滿些,之後再修改

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{\an8}不,札瓦不一樣,等著瞧吧

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{\an8}不能只是等著瞧
我們得讓這傢伙融入團隊

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{\an8}指導超級球星可不是
“如何解決像瑪麗亞這樣的問題?”

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{\an8}不過如果你問我
在那故事中,納粹才是真正的問題

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{\an8}-教練,我說得對吧?
-對,拜託,院長修女

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{\an8}-放尊重點啊
-對,沒錯,是啊

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{\an8}抱歉,羅伊,我知道你不喜歡這麼一大早

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{\an8}-就聊到音樂劇
-沒關係,我允許

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{\an8}我以前喜歡茱莉安德魯斯
說實話,我現在也還喜歡

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{\an8}她的聲音、眼睛
她跟你說你不乖的那個樣子

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{\an8}好,就這樣吧,永遠最受歡迎的
茱莉安德魯斯角色,來吧

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{\an8}該死的,瑪麗亞

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{\an8}-一如往常地堅決,教練,有何想法?
-伊莉莎杜立德

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{\an8}純聲音表演,我喜歡

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{\an8}-希金斯教授
-加油啊,《歡樂滿人間》

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{\an8}我也是,我同意你說的

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{\an8}特倫特,你有嗎?你不用說,但你有嗎?

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{\an8}吉諾維亞女王,克萊麗絲雷納迪

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他媽的對耶,《麻雀變公主》

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太深奧了,真有資質耶

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-哇
-真不錯

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不敢相信竟然成真了

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在我小時候,我穿札瓦足球鞋踢球

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我穿著札瓦足球鞋睡覺

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我第一次做愛也是跟札瓦足球鞋

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你是說:“穿著札瓦足球鞋做”吧

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不是

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{\an8}嘿,你們知道嗎?昨晚在餐廳裡

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{\an8}在油漆工們快收工的時候

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{\an8}我在YouTube上度過非常愉快的一個小時
看札瓦最偉大的進球

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{\an8}最後我頭都暈了

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{\an8}也可能是因為油漆的氣味啦

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{\an8}札瓦在球場上移動的模樣...就像一隻豹

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{\an8}好性感,對吧?

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{\an8}兄弟,聽起來像同志耶

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{\an8}我是同志啊...

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{\an8}啊?

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{\an8}我是說對札瓦啦

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{\an8}對,沒錯,有些男人
就是具有超越性別的魅力

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{\an8}保羅紐曼、伊卓瑞斯艾巴、諾姆麥克唐納

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{\an8}札瓦絕對就是那種魅力獨角獸

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{\an8}好,你們說服我了,我會去跟札瓦上床

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{\an8}對...

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{\an8}嘿,兄弟,你好嗎?

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{\an8}這是什麼鬼東西?

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{\an8}好,各位,走吧,表演時間到
大家都到球場上去吧

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{\an8}-走吧
-嘿,傑米,快啊,兄弟

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{\an8}快換衣服,我們可不想讓新隊友乾等

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{\an8}走吧

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{\an8}我們要札瓦,快點啦

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場面就是這樣

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他到底在哪裡?

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雷斯利,我們有簽合約,對吧?

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{\an8}當然,我們有電子簽名
是具有法律效力的

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{\an8}應該吧

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{\an8}我去打電話

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{\an8}他的經紀人沒有他的消息

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{\an8}但她追蹤到他的手機
手機目前的位置在米克諾斯島

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{\an8}如果他又再次改變心意

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{\an8}我看起來會像個徹頭徹尾的笨蛋

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{\an8}也許我們能試試想個辦法振奮一下大家?

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妳要我把上衣脫掉
在球場裡跑來跑去嗎?

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妳一定就是香蒂吧

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香蒂今天跟著我,以便進入狀況

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很高興終於見到妳了

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我很想明天去喝杯咖啡
然後問妳一堆問題

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像是,妳有多高?

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-香蒂
-幹嘛?

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妳能不能去特許店
開始用半價販售商品?

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-好主意
-好,謝謝妳

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-穿著衣服
-好,當然好

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再見了,寶貝

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她真有活力

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媽的,現在換我遲到了

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什麼事?

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沒事,很蠢,之後再跟妳說

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我愛神祕芮貝卡

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嘿,兩位,我們確定
札瓦有正確的地址嗎?

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我不想要認為他正在維吉尼亞州的某處

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痴痴地等著我們

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好,我剛剛與法律部門討論了札瓦的合約

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電子簽名是百分百有法律效力的

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小問題在於他並不是簽下他的名字
他簽的是“不客氣”

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媽的,我們要怎麼辦?

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嘿,聽我說,超級球星都照自己的規矩來

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在1998年時
我等全民公敵等了超過三小時

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他們才登上小熊屋運動酒吧的舞台

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如果一個脖子上掛著大鐘的人遲到了

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那不是時間的問題

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他在表達意見

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好,我要取消這次活動
我們上樓去想想接下來該怎麼辦

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雷斯利,我要你向群眾說話
跟他們說些什麼

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當然好,芮貝卡,我來處理

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在大學時代,我的DJ藝名叫損害控管呢

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我不知道你當過DJ

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我其實沒有,但我準備了藝名
以防我真的當上

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-媽的,好啦,快,走吧
-好

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歡迎來到賽狗場

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你他媽的是誰?

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竟然會發生這種事
怎麼所有人都那麼容忍這個瘋子?

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因為作為人類,我們很習慣遷就天才

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誰是現存最偉大的演員?

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或在退休前曾經是

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-丹尼爾戴路易斯
-湯尼寇蒂斯

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妳是說活著的?那就是成龍
等等,妳說退休的?丹尼爾戴路易斯

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沒錯,當他入戲的時候就會一直當那角色

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大家都會適應他那樣子

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你們知道嗎?在他拍《林肯》的時候

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他用亞伯拉罕林肯的身分
傳簡訊給莎莉菲爾德耶

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太荒唐了,亞伯拉罕林肯無法發簡訊

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沒錯,他每次低頭看手機

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帽子都會掉下來

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嘿,札瓦這傢伙也許是個天才
但他肯定是個自大的王八蛋

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妳的桌上好多餅乾屑

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你他媽在幹嘛?我們等了你兩小時

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時間是一種結構
就像性別和多數字母一樣

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從我的椅子上閃開

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這位是你的經理

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嘿,你好嗎?我是泰德拉索

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我的領導者

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我是個裝滿黃金的空瓶

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我是你的石頭,塑造我吧

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嘿,如果你得分就跟說話一樣

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那你就沒問題,兄弟

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好,這位是綺莉瓊斯

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-她負責處理我們的公關事務
-嗨

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我的女王

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我今天的行為讓妳的工作更困難了

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不,別擔心
只要有消息總比沒消息好,對吧?

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我的節操不容許我同意這句話

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-真他媽的
-他對鷹嘴豆泥過敏

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-好,我知道...
-我的天啊,你在這裡

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而你在那裡

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這位是雷斯利希金斯,我們的足球總監

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你是膠水

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非常感謝你

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我現在去見球隊

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你知道要怎麼走嗎?

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我不知道

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開玩笑嗎?我的乖乖啊

186
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這樣吧,也許我最好一起去
免得他緊張起來

187
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,875
他看起來應該是有點害羞

188
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,003
太好了,我趕時間

189
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,131
雷斯利,跟我說,損害控管的情況如何?

190
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:17,010
-一團混亂,但他很可愛
-謝謝妳

191
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,430
-這位是誰?
-她是香蒂,我們是同事

192
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,558
她也是我的好朋友

193
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,689
-嘿,札瓦有過來嗎?
-他來了?你有看到他?

194
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,524
對,他剛剛才在樓上啊

195
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,984
-什麼?他來了?
-他來了

196
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,027
-在這棟建築裡?
-對,他應該就在這裡

197
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,320
我的天啊

198
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,825
也許我們該大家分頭去...

199
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,243
噢

200
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:49,251
(穩定求勝,相信)

201
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,631
他摸了我

202
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,099
他就像天使

203
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:10,731
你為何要貶低他?他根本就是神

204
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:30,334
我首先要對這個房間裡最重要的人講話

205
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,130
裝備員是哪一位?

206
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,094
好,他其實...

207
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,642
是我,我是威爾

208
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:47,643
我是...

209
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,355
-威爾
-對

210
00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:02,241
我11歲時,也曾在一支球隊部擔任球童

211
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,784
我25歲了

212
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,035
你的熱情...

213
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,455
是我踢球的原因

214
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,876
還有你們

215
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,881
我的團隊

216
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,552
我的兄弟們

217
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,762
跟我一起呼吸

218
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:28,892
現在?好,來吧

219
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,135
我們已經成為一體

220
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,013
已經沒有我了

221
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,141
也沒有你了

222
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,311
只有“我們”...

223
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,064
和“吾等”

224
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,528
以及“我們全體”

225
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,455
好,所以...

226
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,960
好

227
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,505
教練們,我們進去裡面吧

228
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,715
在他閃人之前,很快地來說句話

229
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,218
其他人就繼續自己呼吸

230
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,762
他比我想像中的還要接地氣

231
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,888
-對吧?
-哇

232
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,450
哪一個是我?

233
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,161
你是他媽的教練耶

234
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,873
你知道怎麼著?我們在想右上的那個

235
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,959
-真他媽的
-或左邊的...

236
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,710
你想踢哪個位置都行

237
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,446
我很高興能來到這裡

238
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,241
-嘿,我們很高興...
-明天見

239
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,325
好

240
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:58,959
他好高喔

241
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,441
芮貝卡

242
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,444
-媞希,妳好
-請進

243
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:32,910
過來吧

244
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,124
請別拘束

245
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,969
好,請坐,放輕鬆

246
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,351
妳想喝點什麼嗎?

247
00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,854
水、茶,還是要調酒?

248
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,607
好啊,我來杯白色俄羅斯,謝了

249
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,527
好,恐怕我已經沒有卡魯哇酒了

250
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:11,698
因為我為同事辦了一場
《謀殺綠腳趾》主題的生日派對

251
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,157
喝純伏特加可以嗎?

252
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,868
我只是開了一個玩笑

253
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,414
我知道,所以我開了兩個玩笑

254
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,719
妳最近很不好過

255
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,853
一個男人的黑暗靈魂
讓妳脫離了妳自己的靈魂

256
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:48,569
後來另一個美好又配得上妳的靈魂
年齡只有妳的一半

257
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:52,072
在剛剛好的時機出現了
然而那也是錯誤的時間

258
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,074
不好意思,妳怎麼知道?

259
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:58,579
我一個月跟妳母親聊一次,已經六年了

260
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,957
那麼,芮貝卡,我能怎麼幫妳呢?

261
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,918
我不確定妳幫得上

262
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,338
懷疑論者,好吧,我不該感到驚訝

263
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,674
因為妳是靈媒嗎?

264
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:11,800
不是的

265
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,304
因為妳母親本來也是懷疑論者

266
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,518
妳知道金繼嗎?

267
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:26,815
這是日本一種用金子修補破損物品的技藝

268
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,983
這...

269
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:33,238
概念是我們接受瑕疵和不完美

270
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:37,284
如此一來變成創造出
更堅強、更美麗的東西

271
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:40,954
所以...

272
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,918
我們要把我們的手放在這個碗上

273
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,294
可以嗎?

274
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:58,889
抱歉,那是...

275
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,228
這裡突然聞起來很奇怪

276
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,563
謝謝妳

277
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,567
開始吧

278
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,698
我看到什麼了

279
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,079
在妳手中,一個物品,非常特別

280
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,830
是一個碗嗎?

281
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,167
是一個綠色的火柴盒

282
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,795
不好意思,什麼東西?

283
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,840
綠色的火柴盒,真漂亮啊

284
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,259
抱歉,誰會在乎一個綠色的火柴盒?

285
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,386
我聽到聲音了

286
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,638
去死

287
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:40,889
真他媽的

288
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:45,477
去死,是...不,一個一個來,拜託

289
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,478
我...

290
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:50,065
去死在...去死有...去...

291
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,360
好,穿著墊肩盔甲去死

292
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,530
“穿著墊肩盔甲去死”?

293
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,700
-這對妳來說有意義嗎?
-有,的確對我來說有意義

294
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,535
這表示妳的瘋狂程度比我...

295
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,955
閉嘴,我又聽到什麼了
是雷聲和閃電,還有妳

296
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:09,084
妳整個人上下顛倒了,而且妳身上濕透了

297
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,335
但妳很安全

298
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,339
好,今天這樣就夠了

299
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:19,720
但感謝妳撥空接待,並分享妳的...

300
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,805
怎麼說才好?妳的天分?

301
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,684
我們可以跟我媽說
我做完了一整節的時間,好嗎?

302
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,228
妳會有家庭

303
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,858
抱歉,妳剛剛說什麼?

304
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,611
妳會當母親

305
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,780
去妳的

306
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,534
我一直以為妳完全無害

307
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:45,495
因為我媽請得起妳,但妳其實很危險

308
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,624
而且妳他媽的太殘忍了

309
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,636
好,男孩們,令人高興的消息

310
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,138
我們接到了一堆想採訪你們的請求

311
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,766
我想要幫餐廳做些宣傳

312
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:10,229
現在媒體想要聚焦在札瓦加入的事

313
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,313
也是,好

314
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,524
比起我自己,我隨時都可以聊札瓦

315
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,025
妳想要我們說什麼?

316
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,653
看你們啊,尬聊,說什麼都行

317
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,448
要是我的話就會
維持正面、輕鬆的話題,好嗎?

318
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:26,161
或是說令人震驚的話,讓你的訪談被瘋傳

319
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,039
像是你們會吃自己的頭髮

320
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,457
不,我...

321
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,837
嗨,羅伊

322
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,005
綺莉,抱歉打擾

323
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,090
不會

324
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,301
希金斯叫我來看看什麼蠢訪談的事情

325
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:47,099
我是說什麼重要的訪談

326
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,560
別擔心,媒體不想找你談

327
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,020
不是...其實不是這樣

328
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,189
媒體知道羅伊不喜歡做訪談

329
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,568
對,但沒關係,我會為了妳去接一場
如果妳需要我去的話

330
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,319
-謝了,羅伊
-我來訪談你

331
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,655
你為何甩了我朋友?

332
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,156
欸...

333
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,952
妳很有趣

334
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:09,037
這位他媽的是誰?

335
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,622
這位是香蒂,我們是同事

336
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,166
-為何?
-她是我的一個老朋友

337
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,918
這樣合理多了

338
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,753
香蒂啊,我一定有跟你提過她

339
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,841
對,香蒂

340
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,094
妳以前會吃自己的頭髮,對吧?

341
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,514
對,我以前會

342
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,979
很高興能看到那些頭髮的主人

343
00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,240
嘿,教練

344
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,366
今天的猜字遊戲答案是什麼?

345
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,076
-倫理
-倫理

346
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:51,830
你這個混蛋

347
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:56,335
-嘿,傑米,你好嗎?
-我可以跟你聊聊嗎?

348
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,961
好,你要跟我聊多久都行

349
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,297
不過我有在凌晨1點打瞌睡的傾向

350
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:02,257
-怎麼了?
-聽我說...

351
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,139
我知道大家都很高興札瓦來了

352
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:12,726
對,我懂,我認識很多跟他一樣的球員

353
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,937
他們全都是自大的虛榮鬼

354
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:16,647
只在乎他們自己

355
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:22,903
傑米

356
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:27,908
你不覺得你說這種話有點諷刺嗎?

357
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:31,328
不知道

358
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,750
不過聽我說,重點是我們不需要這傢伙

359
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,337
我覺得我們的團隊很棒
他已經把一切都給毀了

360
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,173
嘿,傑米,我明白你在說什麼,兄弟

361
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,510
但我覺得我們該試試一、兩場比賽
看看情況會如何

362
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,389
好...好啊,當然了,好

363
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,225
好吧,謝謝你聽我說

364
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,645
嘿,謝謝你把心聲說出來,請繼續這麼做

365
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,729
好

366
00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,898
還有,我不...

367
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:03,652
我不是在諷刺,我是虛偽地說,就這樣

368
00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:07,698
是這樣嗎?

369
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:12,327
-是或不是?
-是

370
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,205
所以這其實是在諷刺

371
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,962
午安,尼爾森路這裡
今天瀰漫著一股興奮感

372
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:26,258
這些興奮感都是由一個名字而起,札瓦

373
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,052
就像比利,不過名字不一樣

374
00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:34,266
來這裡的大咖比倫敦時裝週還多

375
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,226
應該吧,我不知道

376
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,353
寶貝,都是因為妳簽到了札瓦

377
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,314
妳讓瑞奇蒙他媽的走上國際了

378
00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:45,110
-你看起來很好
-謝了,兄弟

379
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,739
好,快問快答

380
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:52,075
結合休傑克曼的最佳電影角色

381
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,203
和豪華紐約度假勝地會成為什麼?

382
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,787
尚萬強卡茲奇山?

383
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,499
不對,不過答案很棒,山姆
你怎麼會知道卡茲奇山?

384
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,876
因為《漫才梅索太太》

385
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,503
對,很棒的影集

386
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,129
好,我喜歡,天啊

387
00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:08,050
不,我要的答案其實是今天的對手
伍爾弗漢普頓隊

388
00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,719
-全名是伍爾弗漢普頓流浪者隊
-謝謝

389
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,763
-又名流浪者隊
-不對

390
00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:14,223
又名狼隊

391
00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:17,643
好,所以我們今天的對手是
伍爾弗漢普頓流浪之狼隊

392
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,395
-不對
-只有伍爾弗漢普頓或狼而已

393
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,608
懂了,所以當一支球隊
叫做伍爾弗漢普頓或狼

394
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:27,903
今天就一定會在球場上晃來晃去
想要進球得分

395
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,071
計畫是這樣的

396
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,322
來吧,兩位

397
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,533
好,這些是首發球員,這些是替補球員

398
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:35,285
要記得,這4-5-1戰術
可不是要你們往回跑

399
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,872
重點是要他媽的拚命把球送去
給禁區內的札瓦

400
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:39,873
懂了嗎?

401
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:41,667
你還好嗎?

402
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,170
我還是個堅強能幹的人

403
00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:47,548
你說得對

404
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,967
-所有自由球都給...
-札瓦

405
00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:51,510
-所有罰球都給...
-札瓦

406
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:54,137
-所有角球...
-都踢給札瓦

407
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:57,558
就這樣,你們做球,我們的札瓦就會...

408
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:02,396
他就會痛宰對方,好嗎?好

409
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,694
好,過來吧,過來,來這裡

410
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:18,745
札瓦

411
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,249
札瓦

412
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,419
我們要敲鑼還是要怎樣嗎?

413
00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:27,087
那是在搞什麼鬼?

414
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,094
沒用

415
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,891
好喔

416
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:40,100
我準備好了

417
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,394
好,很好

418
00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:44,980
好,來吧

419
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:48,650
好的,好,隊長,你何不來翻...

420
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,281
數到三喊瑞奇蒙,一、二、三

421
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:57,826
瑞奇蒙

422
00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:00,954
他好壯

423
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,334
對

424
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:09,213
-“美好時光”買的公仔
-小王八蛋

425
00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,594
-教練,我們有多少時間?
-四分鐘整

426
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:16,762
好,很好

427
00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:18,639
我要快速打給亨利,幫他加油

428
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,349
他的足球隊今天開始季後賽

429
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:21,975
-真好
-對啊

430
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,728
-糟了
-怎麼了?

431
00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,396
我找不到我的手機

432
00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:29,525
媽的,我知道它在哪裡

433
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,486
我把它留在了我的浴室水槽上,討厭

434
00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,738
在馬桶上玩俄羅斯方塊就是會這樣

435
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:36,907
對,還有腿麻

436
00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:39,284
沒關係,我會堅持下去,我要走老派風格

437
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:44,581
-糟了
-又怎麼了?

438
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,876
我不記得蜜雪兒的手機號碼

439
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:50,420
對啊

440
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:53,215
-這是好事還是壞事?
-我覺得只是普通的事

441
00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:55,092
是啊

442
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,095
-你還好嗎?
-很好,沒事...

443
00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:01,223
我打去家裡吧,沒事,我...
沒事,我很好,我馬上就出去

444
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:08,313
亨利,我們得走了,別忘了帶你的護脛

445
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,523
好

446
00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:12,109
-再次感謝你開車接送
-好,不客氣

447
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:18,156
-妳還有家用電話啊?
-對,不知道為什麼

448
00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,243
妳不接嗎?

449
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,620
不要,可能只是電話行銷吧

450
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,038
亨利,走了

451
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,332
我可以接嗎?

452
00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:29,626
我喜歡鬧電話行銷員

453
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,838
-請便吧
-天啊...

454
00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:34,298
妳看喔

455
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:39,052
喂,這裡是蜜雪兒凱勒的家

456
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:42,556
對了,她最近做的柳橙片超好吃

457
00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:45,017
你會很驚訝的,真的超棒的

458
00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,268
請問有何貴幹?

459
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:48,145
嘿,前總統先生

460
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:49,855
天啊,我對你有點意見喔

461
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,901
喂

462
00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,238
喂

463
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,451
泰德

464
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:06,914
-對,你是哪位?
-我是傑克伯布蘭森

465
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,707
傑克伯醫生?

466
00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:11,668
對,你...泰德,你可以叫我傑克就好

467
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,254
傑克伯醫生

468
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,256
亨利,快點

469
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:17,633
蜜雪兒...

470
00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:20,761
-幹嘛?
-是泰德

471
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,016
媽的

472
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:30,562
-嗨,泰德
-嘿

473
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:31,688
找到了

474
00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:35,067
嘿,親愛的,你想要很快跟爸聊一下嗎?

475
00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:37,444
-爸
-嘿,兄弟

476
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:40,322
我們今天要和龍隊對戰,他們根本無敵

477
00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:42,991
對,你知道他們不會無敵太久
我說得對吧?

478
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,079
嘿,聽我說,我只是打來跟你說加油的

479
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:48,664
爸,你也加油

480
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:52,668
請跟札瓦說我朋友們的媽媽
都很喜歡他的腹肌

481
00:29:52,668 --> 00:29:53,836
我會傳達的

482
00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:55,212
-再見
-再見

483
00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:57,381
謝謝你,親愛的

484
00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,799
泰德,等一下,好嗎?

485
00:29:58,799 --> 00:29:59,883
你想去車上等嗎?

486
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:03,053
-你要不要帶他去...謝謝
-好,當然好,來吧,兄弟

487
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:05,055
你看過天窗嗎?挺酷的喔

488
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,686
嗨,抱歉

489
00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:14,314
我們兩個都有時間的時候,可以聊聊嗎?

490
00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:16,942
有很多得討論的事情

491
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,611
好啊,當然好

492
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:22,781
沒問題,我們再聊囉

493
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,994
泰德,我...你今天加油

494
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:28,912
謝了

495
00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:43,969
瑞奇蒙的信徒們回到了他們最愛的賽狗場

496
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:46,638
這是英超本球季第一次

497
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:50,058
而且當他們看到札瓦名列出場球員名單

498
00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,269
他們會覺得自己已經升天了

499
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:56,064
快啊,加油,來吧

500
00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,486
塔特

501
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:05,616
他在幹嘛?

502
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:08,327
幹嘛?

503
00:31:09,328 --> 00:31:12,873
別讓人盯上,我會傳給你

504
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,508
加油啊,各位,來吧

505
00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:29,264
來吧,各位

506
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,532
我的天啊,他成功了

507
00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:50,953
札瓦在初登場之戰就從中線進球得分

508
00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:54,540
賽狗場現在是歡天喜地的狀態

509
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,418
-好,好耶
-他搞不好真的很強

510
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,879
-來吧
-我能習慣這種事

511
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:05,384
-札瓦...
-好...好耶

512
00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,429
{\an8}(排名:17,瑞奇蒙隊)

513
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:10,848
{\an8}(排名:九,瑞奇蒙隊)

514
00:32:10,848 --> 00:32:14,017
{\an8}(摩亞球場直播,伯恩利隊,瑞奇蒙隊)

515
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:21,316
邦伯凱契傳球,札瓦這球很難應付

516
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:27,030
-真是不敢相信我看到的
-什麼?

517
00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:31,702
{\an8}札瓦使出一記蠍子踢,伯恩利被叮慘了

518
00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:32,786
{\an8}(排名:七,瑞奇蒙隊)

519
00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:34,663
(札瓦莫奇,完售)

520
00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:41,753
嗯

521
00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:47,301
嗯

522
00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:50,721
(傑克伯布蘭森醫生)

523
00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:54,766
(終點)

524
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:00,147
{\an8}(水晶宮隊,瑞奇蒙隊)

525
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:04,985
{\an8}瑞奇蒙二比零領先水晶宮
水晶宮根本應付不了札瓦

526
00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:06,486
角球傳進來了

527
00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:10,824
又是那個男人,札瓦使出高空頭槌

528
00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:14,828
{\an8}像老鷹一樣翱翔在企鵝群中

529
00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:15,871
{\an8}(排名:五,瑞奇蒙隊)

530
00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:21,627
(瑞奇蒙連勝
札瓦讓灰狗們迎來三場連勝戰績)

531
00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:31,887
(安全火柴)

532
00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,941
-你好嗎?
-早安

533
00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:46,360
(這裡是尼爾森路)

534
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,694
我覺得很好

535
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,239
然後也許來點...

536
00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,324
我覺得應該放進去
妳覺得應該要這樣嗎?

537
00:33:52,324 --> 00:33:54,284
對,我喜歡,這樣會有效

538
00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,167
(麥可:嗨)

539
00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:09,632
(你何時回來?)

540
00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:12,261
(那麼飢渴?)

541
00:34:15,222 --> 00:34:17,808
{\an8}(尼爾森路直播,瑞奇蒙隊,里茲聯隊)

542
00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,853
羅哈斯傳給塔特

543
00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:25,065
他還在找機會進本球季的第一球
就是現在嗎?

544
00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,985
不會吧,又是札瓦

545
00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,487
札瓦...

546
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:34,157
他也許偷走了傑米塔特的進球

547
00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:37,369
但冠軍的本能是不容爭論的

548
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:40,746
如果你是瑞奇蒙球迷

549
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,333
{\an8}就能感覺到有了札瓦,一切都能稱心如意

550
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:44,418
{\an8}(排名:四,瑞奇蒙隊)

551
00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:46,837
我找到工作了

552
00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:50,507
(歐拉餐廳)

553
00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:51,757
(即將開幕)

554
00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:01,560
謝謝

555
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,729
一整個情況都太瘋狂了

556
00:35:03,729 --> 00:35:05,689
他本來是應該要幫助我們和好的

557
00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:07,357
妳知道我的意思嗎?

558
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:10,694
我總是覺得很煩,因為他都會說
“抱歉,診療時間結束了”

559
00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:12,237
抱歉,診療時間結束了

560
00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:14,531
不是啦,不像這樣子
他的態度比較高高在上的樣子

561
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:16,241
比較像這樣,“真是抱歉耶”

562
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,203
泰德,我說的是我們的診療時間
時間到了

563
00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:21,872
好,我沒機會問到私人的問題

564
00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:23,540
我都在發牢騷

565
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,543
哇,掛了耶,好喔

566
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:29,171
我得尊重她

567
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:31,131
{\an8}(足球週六)

568
00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:33,509
{\an8}喬治,泰德拉索是年度最佳教練嗎?

569
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:36,220
什麼?把札瓦寫在出場球員名單上?

570
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:39,264
拜託,饒了我吧,傑夫,這不叫做指導

571
00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,892
不,內森謝利在西漢姆做的

572
00:35:41,892 --> 00:35:44,228
才叫做戰術家在做的事

573
00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:46,063
好,我喜歡西漢姆

574
00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:47,773
但我愛札瓦

575
00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:49,149
兄弟,大家不都是嗎?

576
00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:53,987
{\an8}(老特拉福球場直播
曼聯隊,瑞奇蒙隊)

577
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,656
{\an8}(曼聯隊:2,瑞奇蒙隊:2)

578
00:35:55,656 --> 00:35:58,116
這場令人難忘的比賽
現在進入了傷停補時的階段

579
00:35:58,116 --> 00:36:00,369
瑞奇蒙肯定會很滿意平手的結果

580
00:36:00,369 --> 00:36:03,580
但羅哈斯現在有機會能奪下歷史性的勝利

581
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,249
擊敗曼聯

582
00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:18,178
札瓦在傷停時間
使出了天神般的倒掛金鉤

583
00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,305
瑞奇蒙確定奪下勝利

584
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:26,270
札瓦達成帽子戲法
讓他們迎來在夢想劇院有史以來的第一勝

585
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:32,109
好耶...

586
00:36:32,109 --> 00:36:33,360
{\an8}(曼聯隊:2,瑞奇蒙隊:3)

587
00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:35,654
他媽的

588
00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:40,576
{\an8}(尼爾森路直播,瑞奇蒙隊,賓福特隊)

589
00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:42,578
{\an8}這一場戰勝賓福特之後

590
00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:45,122
瑞奇蒙已經連贏六場了

591
00:36:45,122 --> 00:36:48,208
{\an8}這就是因札瓦而得來的奇蹟連勝

592
00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:50,085
{\an8}(排名:三,瑞奇蒙隊)

593
00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:56,425
你有沒有想過自己的書
會變成一本童話故事?

594
00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:57,926
好耶

595
00:37:02,097 --> 00:37:04,808
呦...嘿,各位...呦,注意一下

596
00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:07,895
聽我說,明天我邀請大家來餐廳

597
00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:13,025
還要過幾週才正式開幕

598
00:37:13,025 --> 00:37:15,152
所以請別抱太高的期望

599
00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:16,445
但會有酒飲喝到飽

600
00:37:27,289 --> 00:37:30,626
札瓦...

601
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:37,758
-好...我需要什麼?嘿
-嘿,別用那表情送我的餐點

602
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:39,384
好啦

603
00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:41,970
天啊

604
00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,181
-嘿
-山姆,這地方真不錯

605
00:37:44,181 --> 00:37:46,350
-今晚好好玩
-謝謝,很高興見到你

606
00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:48,810
-超讚的地方
-是啊

607
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:50,437
謝謝,我等等來找你,好嗎?

608
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,939
-再見
-好,待會見

609
00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:54,983
-哈囉,好,這是你的
-好香喔

610
00:37:54,983 --> 00:37:56,443
-這是你的
-太棒了

611
00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:59,071
兄弟,這是我這輩子吃過
最棒的奈及利亞粽

612
00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:00,906
謝了,兄弟

613
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:04,535
-看著我,我沒在開玩笑
-好

614
00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:06,119
謝謝你,謝了

615
00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:10,290
山姆...札瓦會來嗎?
我為他做了一條友誼手環

616
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,626
我有邀他,我猜我們就等等看吧

617
00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:13,836
酷,兄弟

618
00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:15,504
好,各位,好好享用,好嗎?

619
00:38:15,504 --> 00:38:16,588
-好嗎?
-好,兄弟

620
00:38:17,089 --> 00:38:19,466
-科林
-喂...

621
00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:21,760
-都好嗎?
-很好,你好嗎?

622
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,345
各位,這是我兄弟麥可

623
00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:24,847
-嗨呀
-兄弟,你好嗎?

624
00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:27,891
-世界最佳助攻男
-對,真是苦差事

625
00:38:27,891 --> 00:38:30,811
“哈囉,小姐,我朋友是職業足球員

626
00:38:30,811 --> 00:38:33,021
我可以一整晚跟妳那鬥雞眼朋友聊天

627
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:34,690
讓他蹩腳地撩妳嗎?”

628
00:38:38,068 --> 00:38:40,195
去給媞希看過之後,妳決定怎麼做呢?

629
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:42,906
-妳會再回去見她嗎?
-不...

630
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:45,784
這不適合我,如果我想要被騙光所有的錢

631
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:48,245
我寧願走老派的方法,去當個宗教狂熱者

632
00:38:48,245 --> 00:38:49,788
為此乾一杯

633
00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:53,208
這可不是美女與臭臉婆嗎?

634
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,793
不會吧,犀利姊來了

635
00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:57,713
我的天啊

636
00:38:59,715 --> 00:39:01,258
嘿,小姐們

637
00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:03,468
-嗨
-歡迎光臨歐拉餐廳

638
00:39:03,468 --> 00:39:06,430
-真高興見到妳們大家
-山姆,謝謝你邀請我們

639
00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:09,016
不,謝謝妳們來,拜託
請一定要玩得開心,好嗎?

640
00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:11,101
-當然會,謝了
-乾杯

641
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,186
謝謝

642
00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:16,023
妳真是個白痴

643
00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:19,943
-喂,幫妳弄點什麼喝的?
-香檳,謝謝

644
00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:21,904
香檳?可以再來一杯香檳嗎?

645
00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,363
泰德在嗎?

646
00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:25,324
就跟妳說吧

647
00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:27,701
教練,想來杯啤酒嗎?

648
00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:31,788
蜜雪兒和亨利今天跟傑克伯醫生去騎馬了

649
00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:35,375
我們要兩杯威士忌
一杯單份,一杯雙份

650
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:37,336
共三份,兩杯

651
00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:39,630
嚇死你

652
00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:41,632
你在背著我劈腿嗎?

653
00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:42,716
對,沒錯

654
00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:44,259
跟妳

655
00:39:48,847 --> 00:39:51,600
兄弟,你們大家的感情包袱都一樣耶

656
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,401
待會見

657
00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:06,949
你他媽想幹嘛?

658
00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:15,582
在我們連勝的時候皺眉,是會觸霉頭的

659
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,876
你整個職涯都在皺眉

660
00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:19,753
不對,我從來沒笑過,這不一樣

661
00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:24,216
呃噢...來吧

662
00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:29,930
-很棒...
-好耶

663
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,223
真他媽的

664
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,685
他來了,老天總是眷顧那種什麼都有的人

665
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:36,770
隊上的最強球員

666
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:37,855
滾啦

667
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,357
是真的

668
00:40:40,941 --> 00:40:45,112
你曾經是最強的,現在不是了
這種事難免

669
00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:46,780
你覺得我本來是最強的?

670
00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:51,368
對,你還是有機會
如果你沒那麼“前瑪丹娜”的話

671
00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,371
-你說我是“前瑪丹娜”?
-對

672
00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:57,499
狂妄自大才對

673
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,920
誰他媽會說“前瑪丹娜”?
這到底是什麼意思啊?

674
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,674
這表示在瑪丹娜之前
女歌手們都不需要努力

675
00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:07,217
你發瘋了嗎?

676
00:41:07,217 --> 00:41:09,678
你沒聽過蒂娜透納?
沒聽過他媽的史蒂薇尼克斯?

677
00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:12,431
去你的,重點在於他就是隊上最強球員

678
00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,726
現在你得做的就是跟上他

679
00:41:15,726 --> 00:41:18,270
去他的,我才不想跟上他

680
00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,440
我想要比他更強

681
00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:26,195
我可以訓練你

682
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,907
但你得是他媽認真的才行

683
00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:33,410
是啊,我是認真的

684
00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,165
那我們何時開始?

685
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:40,876
他媽的現在啊

686
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,878
拜託啦,兄弟

687
00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,589
抱歉,我們會處理

688
00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,052
明天開始,清晨4點

689
00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:53,514
弄乾淨啦

690
00:41:57,476 --> 00:41:58,310
好

691
00:42:00,312 --> 00:42:02,439
我要去到處聊聊,如果泰德走了的話

692
00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:05,359
我現在跟妳們說
我會去勾引札瓦跟我上床

693
00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:07,110
掰了

694
00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:08,362
-妳當然會的
-掰了,加油啊

695
00:42:10,864 --> 00:42:13,575
嗨,哈囉,嗨

696
00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:15,202
嗨,哈囉

697
00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:17,913
我是香蒂,負責球隊的公關工作

698
00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:20,874
你能來這裡真的很棒,但別當個王八蛋

699
00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,835
在你的社交帳號上多貼點東西,好嗎?

700
00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:28,048
我喜歡妳的自信能量,很討人厭

701
00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:30,592
-謝謝
-不客氣

702
00:42:31,385 --> 00:42:32,678
真不錯

703
00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:35,472
香蒂的情況如何?她融入得還好嗎?

704
00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:38,350
很好,她很棒,我喜歡她一點都不矜持

705
00:42:40,185 --> 00:42:41,019
對啊

706
00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:51,196
幫我加油吧

707
00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,329
好,回頭見

708
00:43:08,881 --> 00:43:10,215
想要有人陪陪你嗎?

709
00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:16,555
喂,舊的不去,新的不來

710
00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:24,938
不好意思,等我一下

711
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,982
嘿...

712
00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:29,651
真的很謝謝你過來
說真的,對我來說意義重大

713
00:43:29,651 --> 00:43:33,739
山姆,跟我說
你的餐廳是從哪裡進酪梨的?

714
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:38,452
非洲料理通常不會使用很多酪梨

715
00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:40,412
是還沒

716
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:48,212
-萬寶路廣告男人
-嘿,瞧瞧這是誰啊?

717
00:43:48,212 --> 00:43:50,005
我不知道妳在這上班

718
00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:52,090
你都好嗎?

719
00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,800
-我很好,是啊
-是嗎?

720
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,428
我前妻在跟我們的前婚姻諮詢師交往

721
00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:58,472
所以,這可是新鮮事

722
00:43:59,181 --> 00:44:01,850
哇,這是走在道德的邊緣耶

723
00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:05,437
對啊,他們是在我們不再諮詢他
之後的一年半才開始交往

724
00:44:05,437 --> 00:44:08,941
所以我想那應該...
妳跟客戶有發生過這種事嗎?

725
00:44:08,941 --> 00:44:10,776
泰德,我是兒童心理醫生

726
00:44:10,776 --> 00:44:12,653
好...

727
00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:13,737
所以,有,兩次

728
00:44:13,737 --> 00:44:16,657
嘿,犀利姊就是這樣,我喜歡

729
00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,825
-犀利姊就是這樣
-犀利姊就是這樣

730
00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:20,494
我要給你個驚喜

731
00:44:24,706 --> 00:44:25,707
這是什麼?

732
00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:31,129
謝謝妳

733
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,507
我的天啊

734
00:44:33,507 --> 00:44:35,133
別光站在那裡,發出去啊

735
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:41,682
嘿

736
00:44:46,728 --> 00:44:48,939
-怎麼了?
-你現在太黏了

737
00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:50,858
真的很抱歉

738
00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:52,943
嘿

739
00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:55,988
小姐們,一點紀念今晚的小東西

740
00:44:55,988 --> 00:44:58,699
而且會提醒妳們要一直回來,好嗎?

741
00:44:58,699 --> 00:44:59,950
謝謝你

742
00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:01,076
不客氣

743
00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:03,537
真時髦

744
00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:07,666
(歐拉餐廳)

745
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:08,750
綠色的

746
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,548
綠色的火柴盒

747
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,051
妳還好嗎?

748
00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:25,726
-很好,再來一杯?
-好,好啊,好

749
00:45:27,269 --> 00:45:29,521
-再來一杯
-可以再來一杯嗎?謝謝

750
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,899
-山姆,謝謝你
-不客氣

751
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,066
這地方真棒

752
00:45:33,066 --> 00:45:34,902
-餐點太可口了
-謝謝你過來

753
00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:36,612
-好,嘿,回家路上小心,好嗎?
-好

754
00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:53,772
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