1 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,007 And with this loss, 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,760 Richmond's dreary winless streak continues. 3 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,847 Another two goals for Zava are not enough 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,808 as Newcastle dismantle the Greyhounds 4-2. 5 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,102 The talent is clearly on the field, Chris. 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,104 It sure is, Arlo. 7 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,357 The problem with this team might be in the dugout. 8 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,441 Damn it! 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,360 Fuck. 10 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,698 Chris, since their loss to Nathan Shelley and West Ham last month, 11 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,576 it seems the Greyhounds have been dropping like a stone. 12 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,788 Well, all objects drop at the same rate, Arlo. Except feathers. 13 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:42,751 Well said, Chris. When Zava arrived, it was sunny days. 14 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,586 But now, if you're a Richmond fan, 15 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,548 you've got to feel like nothing is going your way. 16 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,008 Boo! Boo! 17 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,052 Things go from bad to worse 18 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,638 as Richmond welcome Manchester City mid-week. 19 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:59,101 They are not in form to finally crack the code against their sky-blue tormentors 20 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:01,270 as they fall to ninth place. 21 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,482 I knew positive thinking was bullshit! 22 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,659 - Oh. Wow, that's not very nice. - What? 23 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,997 "Even with Zava, Richmond eat more arse than your mum." 24 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,790 Buddy, you gotta get off Twitter. 25 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,750 This is a text from my father. 26 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,461 Oh, boy. I just don't get it. 27 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,629 You know? 28 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,841 The effort was there, as always. We just can't get over that hump. 29 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,343 I don't know what the heck the problem is. Do you guys? 30 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,637 - Our defense is in shambles. - Our offense is stale. 31 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,472 And if the boys are gonna fucking stand around 32 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:40,642 watching fucking Zava all fucking match, we should make them buy fucking tickets. 33 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,855 Okay, so some constructive criticism. 34 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,398 - I appreciate that. - Mmm. 35 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,735 Hey, Boss. What's going on? 36 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,404 I just have one quick question for you. 37 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,406 Are we ever gonna win another fucking match? 38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,412 Um... 39 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:07,836 Well, I hear the concern in your voice and its volume. 40 00:02:09,086 --> 00:02:11,840 And it's funny 'cause we were just brainstorming in here, 41 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,134 coming up with some real strong solves. 42 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,472 You know what we're gonna do? Pretend this club was a ship. 43 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,891 We're gonna take that ship, we're gonna turn around. 44 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:21,850 Go against the tide, 45 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,645 point that baby right at the North Star and follow it all the way home. 46 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,980 That's north, Ted. 47 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,650 - This way is. Okay. - I'm pretty sure it's that way. 48 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,902 - That's what I meant. That way. - No, it's right fucking that way. 49 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:35,155 - You know, I'm discombobulated. - No! You're all wrong! It's that way! 50 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,573 Shoot. 51 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,158 I think. 52 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,493 Hmm. 53 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,438 - Mmm. - Can I take this for you? 54 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,898 You can. Thank you very much. 55 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:20,158 {\an8}Sorry, do you think you can take this as well? 56 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,952 {\an8}Rebecca. 57 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:27,040 {\an8}John Wingsnight. What a lovely surprise. 58 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,960 {\an8}- Hello. - Oh, uh, this is Jessica Darling. 59 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,754 {\an8}Jessica, darling, Rebecca Welton. 60 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,424 {\an8}- It's so lovely to meet you. - Oh, hi. Likewise. Hello, there. 61 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,509 {\an8}Uh, we actually went out on a few dates. 62 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:41,096 {\an8}And then Rebecca dumped me out of nowhere. In this exact coffee shop. 63 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,473 {\an8}Not that I come here all the time, hoping to run into you. 64 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,184 {\an8}- 'Cause I don't. - Okay. 65 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:48,228 {\an8}Well, may I say, Rebecca, thank you. 66 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,607 {\an8}We're engaged. 67 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,650 {\an8}Ring-a-ding-ding. Wedding calling. 68 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:58,155 {\an8}Engaged. Congratulations. That's-- Wow. 69 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,157 {\an8}How-- did it happen? 70 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,659 {\an8}Oh, we matched on the apps, uh, six months ago. 71 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,662 {\an8}Not Bantr. Couldn't use that. It felt a bit weird since, uh-- 72 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,415 {\an8}- Yeah. - And in a sea of anythings, 73 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,793 {\an8}I went fishing and caught myself a soul mate. 74 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:12,961 {\an8}Oh. 75 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,630 {\an8}Took her to see Hamilton on our first date. 76 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,882 {\an8}- Amazing. - And then defended my honor. 77 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,760 {\an8}Oh, God. Yeah. Get this. It's intermission. 78 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,762 {\an8}We're standing in line to buy the CD of the soundtrack, 79 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,264 {\an8}'cause I refuse to stream music. And guess who's standing in front of us. 80 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:27,643 {\an8}- Sir Anthony Hopkins. - Can you imagine? 81 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:30,354 {\an8}- Nope. - Jessica politely taps him on the shoulder 82 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:33,607 {\an8}and asks if he'll film a little video for Jessica's father as Hannibal Lecter, 83 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,650 {\an8}you know. 84 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,485 {\an8}- And he said no. - Yeah. 85 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,154 {\an8}So I grabbed that rapscallion by the collar, 86 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,406 {\an8}and I said, "Hey, we didn't ask you to be famous." 87 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:45,953 {\an8}And took a quick ussie of the three of us and emailed it to her-- her dad's nurse. 88 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,120 Made his day. 89 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,748 My shite in nining armor. 90 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,085 What? I just-- 91 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:54,169 What did you say? 92 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,213 You jumbled your words there a bit. 93 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:59,299 What did you-- You just said, "shite in nining armor"? 94 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,885 Yeah. I-- I meant to say "knight in shining armor." 95 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,096 I just-- One of me brain farts. 96 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,014 Quite rare for her. She's actually very smart. 97 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,724 Went to Oxford for a bit. 98 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,477 Wait, n-no, you said, "shite in nining armor." 99 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,563 You actually said those specific words. 100 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,690 I did. 101 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,067 Anyway, uh, we should go. Lovely to see you, Rebecca. 102 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,279 You okay? Have you eaten? 103 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,873 {\an8}I completely understand where Barbara's coming from, 104 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,125 {\an8}but as I was explaining to you, 105 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:37,212 {\an8}I'm worried that by adding more clients, that could mean less attention paid 106 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,131 {\an8}to the wonderful people we already represent. 107 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,925 {\an8}And then I-- I reminded Keeley, 108 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:46,263 {\an8}as you've said so many times, Jack, that, um, if it does get to the point 109 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,098 {\an8}where we feel we're spreading ourselves thinly, 110 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,725 {\an8}then we'll hire more people. 111 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,435 {\an8}It's called "growth." 112 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,898 {\an8}- Okay. Uh, let me weigh in here. - Oh, please. 113 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,567 {\an8}- I agree with Keeley. - Well, that's great. 114 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:02,154 {\an8}Being a small boutique firm is exactly what sets you apart. 115 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,699 {\an8}You want a restaurant to look successful, you take out half the tables 116 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,159 {\an8}and you have a line out the door. 117 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,036 {\an8}I say let's go for it. 118 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,956 - Hmm. - No, that's wonderful. Yeah. 119 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:17,711 And instead of salaries, we can give away the tables we threw out. 120 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:22,382 - Don't worry, Barbara. It'll be great. - Oh, yeah. Yes. Definitely. 121 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,804 {\an8}You ever think sunshine gets jealous of her? 122 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,974 - Knock, knock. - Hi, babe. 123 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,060 Now that your little, uh, cool girls meeting's done, 124 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,521 just wanted to share the exciting news that I've started an app. 125 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:36,647 Oh. 126 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,941 {\an8}It's like Bantr, but it's better and cooler 127 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:42,194 {\an8}and actually cares about helping people have sex with celebrities. 128 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:43,987 {\an8}What? Shandy. 129 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,114 {\an8}It's called "Star Fuckr." 130 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:51,286 {\an8}And, yeah, we are looking for investors. 131 00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:00,295 {\an8}I take it she's still angry about the whole Bantr thing? 132 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,089 Oh, yes. Mmm. 133 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,551 Shandy does not have a good relationship with rejection, or her ex, 134 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:09,805 or with the workplace, or most nouns, really. 135 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,975 "You are so passionate, but I have to let you go. 136 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:17,771 I'm sorry, but I know someone as brilliant as you will land on their feet." 137 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,482 What did I do? 138 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,776 No, no, no, no. Keeley, sor-- sorry. 139 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,987 That's what you say when you fire Shandy. 140 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,739 Oh, my God. 141 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,284 {\an8}Sorry. 142 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,160 It's called a compliment sandwich. 143 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,164 You-- You give someone bad news, but to soften the blow, 144 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,042 you slap it between two delicious slices of compliments. 145 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:42,254 Oh. But I can't fire Shandy. 146 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,423 She'll hate me. 147 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,216 And she really thinks she's killing it. 148 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,551 Oh, I am sure she does. 149 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,636 The worst people often think they're the best. 150 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,722 My dad calls it "talent dysmorphia." 151 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:53,932 That's good. 152 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:58,103 You wanna get some lunch? My-- My meeting just got pushed. 153 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,354 Abso-fucking-lutely! 154 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:02,482 Yeah, my stomach started grumbling when you said "compliment sandwich." 155 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:14,411 - Aw, shit. Come and look at this. - Ooh. 156 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,333 Man, how the fuck does Nate bag a baddie like Anastasia? 157 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,709 Oh, maybe she made a bet. 158 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,419 - Oh. In, like, She's All That. - Yeah. 159 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:26,089 Yes! But Nate does not have glasses and a ponytail hiding his beauty. 160 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,174 Nah, fuck no. 161 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,967 His transformation's gonna be on the inside. 162 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,427 - Yeah. - You know, She's All That 163 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,763 is just the film version of the musical My Fair Lady. 164 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:35,307 Which is based on the George Bernard Shaw play Pygmalion. 165 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,392 I love pigs. They are cute 166 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,437 but also have the same intelligence as a human toddler. 167 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,438 Yeah, but Anastasia's just really fit, innit? 168 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,399 - Oh, yeah. She's very pretty. - She's the coldest, bro. 169 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,653 Hey, Zava. What do you think of Anastasia? 170 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:50,614 I don't. 171 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,243 My wife, Christina, is the only woman I see with clarity. 172 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:58,413 Every other woman is a smudge. 173 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,332 Wow. 174 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:04,002 My wife is sexy, but in a girl-next-door kind of way. 175 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:07,339 Glasses, ponytail, she paints. 176 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,841 Like the girl in She's All That. 177 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,344 - Like what? - It's a movie. 178 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:16,181 Oh, I don't care about, uh, moving pictures. 179 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,475 My favorite thing to watch is my wife. 180 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,186 Wow. 181 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,607 If we stay with our 4-5-1, we're fucked. 182 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:30,279 If we move to 4-4-2, we're fucked. But if we try a 5-3-2... 183 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,947 - We're gonna win? - We're fucked. 184 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,033 - Shoot. Hmm. - Man City. 185 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,120 I can't believe our white whale has the same name as the strip club 186 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,289 where I danced in college. 187 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,251 Um... 188 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,420 What's going on, Trent? You got an idea for us? 189 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,590 Um, no, I can't. I'm, uh-- I'm only here to observe. 190 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,342 - I-- I couldn't, um, interfere. - I get it. 191 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:56,263 You know, you're kinda like one of them sadistic nature documentarians 192 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,639 that won't put down their camera 193 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:02,102 even though they see a poor, defenseless, adorable, little, injured monkey 194 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,938 about to get attacked by a pack of hyenas. 195 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,039 All right. Okay. 196 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,834 Have you ever considered an old-school long-ball game? 197 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,878 - Oh, what, like route one? - What's that? 198 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,422 A kick-and-rush tactic that can be a viable option 199 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,091 for an overmatched team against a superior opponent. 200 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,010 Okay, well, great. Let's do that then. 201 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,845 Nah, their center backs are too athletic. 202 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,014 - They'd murder us. - Yeah, you're fucked. 203 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,724 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 204 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,276 - Uh... - Everything okay, Ted? 205 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,488 Uh, Henry got bullied at school this morning. 206 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,199 If we leave right now 207 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,785 and take the connecting flight through Paris, 208 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,245 we can be in Kansas by noon, 209 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:03,830 and that punk's house will be in ashes by 12:30! 210 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,125 No, no. Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. 211 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:13,465 Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., 212 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,967 which, statistically speaking, 213 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,678 is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. 214 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,595 Correct. 215 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:22,891 And once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, 216 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,143 you start to beat them. 217 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:31,775 With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. 218 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:37,239 Pummeling them over and over until they wake, 219 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,284 confusing the paint for their own blood. 220 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,412 When they beg you to stop, 221 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:48,500 you laugh as loud as you can, 222 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,420 for as long as you can. 223 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,758 And then you start to beat them again. 224 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,226 Mmm. Yeah. 225 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,772 You know, I may just hold off on anything like that 226 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,941 until I connect with Michelle and just get the details, 227 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,359 see what actually happened. 228 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,736 Yeah, all right. Yeah, fair enough. 229 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,779 - But thank you. - Pleasure. 230 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:23,744 Hmm. 231 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,454 Rebecca, do you have a moment? 232 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,122 Of course. 233 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,211 May I have a seat? 234 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:35,506 Leslie, this formality is really freaking me out. Just sit. 235 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:46,141 The thing is, the club is going in the wrong direction, 236 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:50,103 and I fear that it has little to do with the quality of our players. 237 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:54,983 Therefore, if we don't do well against City, we may have to consider-- 238 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,945 think about thinking about possibly, 239 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,240 maybe focusing on theoretically, 240 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,118 as it were, changing the manager of our club. 241 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,620 You want to fire Ted? 242 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:11,291 At what point during any of that did it seem like something I wanted to do? 243 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,461 Leslie, this is too bleak for me at the moment. 244 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,256 Therefore, I am granting myself permission to change the subject. 245 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,091 Do you believe in psychics? 246 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,803 Oh. Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, I do. 247 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,096 Why doesn't that surprise me? 248 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:27,432 I mean you're so, I don't know whimsical. 249 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,687 Thank you. My Aunt Devorah has a touch of the shine, 250 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,689 a little bit of the inner eye. 251 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,818 And she predicted that Julie and I would have five children, all boys. 252 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:39,695 And look at us now. 253 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,531 Just a house full of soaking wet toilet seats. 254 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,616 Uh, why do you ask? 255 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,618 Oh, a few weeks ago, 256 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,705 I sort of went and saw a psychic. 257 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,916 Not sort of. I-- I completely saw one. 258 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,294 Wha-- Wow! What did she say about the season? 259 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,838 - I didn't ask. - Ah. 260 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:02,092 She was a bit of a quack. But she did say a couple of things would happen, 261 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,303 and now they've happened. 262 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,387 Mmm. 263 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,763 That's odd, isn't it? 264 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,975 The universe is full of things we can't explain, Rebecca. 265 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,561 Fingernails. What's that about? 266 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,689 And psychics, even if some of them are charlatans, 267 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,025 they can help us see something in ourselves 268 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,445 that we can't quite see ourselves. 269 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:25,908 Thank you, Leslie. 270 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,868 Mmm. Hmm. 271 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,672 Oh, hello, Ms. Kakes. 272 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,553 - From Rupert? - My friend Anastasia. 273 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,638 She wants you to call her. 274 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,059 She was surprised you didn't ask for her number at Bones & Honey. 275 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,686 Well, I didn't want to appear too forward. 276 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,736 Okay. 277 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,416 Oh, um, hello. Uh, I'm glad that I've caught you. 278 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,252 It's, uh, Nathan Shelley. 279 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,629 Uh, I really enjoyed meeting you the other night, 280 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,257 and I was hoping that we could meet for another drink. 281 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,262 Yeah, sorry, Mum. I'm just, uh, practicing for the-- Yeah. How was I? 282 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:33,684 "I think we should meet for another drink" is more direct. 283 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,937 Yeah. Okay, yeah. Thank you. 284 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,064 All right, love you. Bye-bye. Bye. 285 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,149 {\an8}Okay. 286 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,819 Should go for another drink. Should. 287 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,954 - Hey, Coach. - Hello, Rebecca. 288 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,668 - Ted. - No, I know, I know, I know. 289 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,547 You are still feeling bad about yelling at me the other day, right? 290 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:05,966 I can be a little bit psychic. 291 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,260 {\an8}It's okay. 292 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,722 No, yes, I-- I shouldn't have bullied you. 293 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,561 - Nice speaking with you, boss. - You too, Ted. 294 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,490 Afternoon. 295 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,291 Hi. 296 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,168 Ms. Jones. 297 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,837 - Hope you enjoyed your lunch with Jack. - Mmm. 298 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,797 Um, just a quick question. 299 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:49,760 Did you tell Shandy to call Emma Jayye at 4:00 in the morning, 300 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,514 whilst drunk on "espresso martinis," 301 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:57,726 to pitch her an idea for "condoms for balls"? 302 00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,938 - What? - Emma Jayye designs sunglasses. 303 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,774 Yeah, no, of course I didn't do that. Why? 304 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,608 Oh, because she just fired us. 305 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,779 Because of Shandy. 306 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,489 Because of your friend. 307 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,242 Shandy. 308 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,662 - Yeah? - Can I speak with you, please? 309 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,705 - Can you give me 30 minutes? - No, now. 310 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,459 - Please can I watch? - Barbara. 311 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,132 Hi. I can give you five minutes, 312 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,385 then I have to go downstairs and meet with a potential assistant. 313 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,512 She's scared of elevators. It's cute, right? 314 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,098 Can you come have a seat, please? 315 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,182 Yeah. 316 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,403 Shandy. 317 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,614 Am I getting a raise? 318 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,451 You are so brilliant. 319 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,162 But... 320 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,335 My bold determination? What the fuck? 321 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,757 All right! Listen up, sheep. 322 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:15,804 I was just let go because some people can't handle working with an innovator. 323 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,226 So, I'm starting my own PR firm to take this place down. 324 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:23,896 Who's coming with me? 325 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,693 I'll pay you double what you're making here. 326 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:30,777 Who's coming with me? 327 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,114 All right. 328 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,492 Three months holiday every year, company car, 329 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,871 massage table in the office with a licensed masseuse. 330 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,206 Who's coming with me? 331 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,751 I'll go with you. 332 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,961 - Not you, Dan. - Right. 333 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,257 Barbara. I know you're with me. 334 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,551 I couldn't be less with you. 335 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:59,765 That's because you're a coward, and I fucking hate you. 336 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,559 I hate all of you! 337 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,895 Oh, Keeley, please let me stay. 338 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:08,273 I just love it here so much. We're a family. 339 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,067 - I love you. - You're gonna be fine, Shandy. I pro-- 340 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,318 No, I'm not! 341 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:15,572 Oh, you bunch of fascist fucks! 342 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:22,913 I fucking-- You fucking ten-percenters. 343 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,289 Yeah, that's what you are. 344 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,544 You know what? Fuck you all. 345 00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,337 That's ours. 346 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,423 Well, fuck off then. 347 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,592 Dan, let's go. 348 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,969 Actually, I'm staying. 349 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,138 Suck my dick. 350 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,100 All right. 351 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,187 Mmm. 352 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,481 Well, I'm not gonna say it. 353 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,649 No, but you're gonna think it. 354 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,901 Yes, often. And forever. 355 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:07,332 Hello, there. I'm Rebecca Welton. I have an appointment with Dr. Wagner. 356 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,042 Fill this out, and he'll be right with you. 357 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,128 - Ah, thank you so much. Thank you. - Take a seat. 358 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,996 - Rebecca. What a nice surprise. - Ah. 359 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,123 - You don't have to fill out all that junk. - Oh. 360 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,791 - Come on back, my dear. 361 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,214 - Thank you. - Take a seat. 362 00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,757 - Yep. Thank you. - Make yourself at home. 363 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:06,350 So, how are you holding up? 364 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,979 Given Richmond's current slump? 365 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,941 You poor thing. So stressful, it must be. 366 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:17,027 Well, it's been a bit tough, I'll admit. 367 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,989 But, um, we're just in a bit of a bad stretch. 368 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,325 Well, it will all work out. I know it. 369 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,744 As long as you have Zava, you'll be just fine. 370 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,288 - He's amazing, isn't he? - He is. Yes. 371 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,998 Yes, we're, uh-- we're lucky to have him. 372 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,794 So tell me, what brings you in today? 373 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:40,801 Right. So, um, you know, I'm-- I'm aware that what I'm about to ask, 374 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:44,555 given my age, uh, is a bit far-fetched. 375 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:48,016 But I was just wondering if... 376 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,352 If you're able to have children? 377 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,021 Yes. That. 378 00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,274 It's not far-fetched at all. 379 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,278 I treat women your age, and older, all of the time. 380 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,613 - You do? - Absolutely. 381 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,867 Now, that said, I can't guarantee-- 382 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,702 Oh, no, of course. I know. 383 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:10,414 But we can run some tests and see what's possible. Sound good? 384 00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,041 Great. Yep. Thank you. 385 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,710 Well, uh, sit tight, relax. 386 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,297 I'll have our tech, uh, take some blood and do some imaging. 387 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,924 - Wonderful to see you. - Likewise. 388 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,259 Go Richmond! 389 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,447 Right, listen up. 390 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,576 When you're leaving, get yourself a shower. Get some rest. 391 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:51,705 More importantly, no video games before bedtime. 392 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,292 Unless it's Animal Crossing. That shit's fucking soothing. 393 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,211 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Well done, guys. 394 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,214 You know, I think we're really starting to turn our fortunes around. 395 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,591 - Well, actually, Sam-- - Jan Maas, no need. 396 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,761 Sam, we're playing like shit, and we all know it. 397 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,596 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 398 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:10,557 Hey. Enough of that negativity. 399 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,311 Yeah, City are great. They just are. 400 00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,647 But who the fuck cares? 'Cause so are we. 401 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:20,108 So stop acting like a bunch of little bunny rabbits. 402 00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:22,694 Let's fucking do this, yeah? 403 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868 Jamie is so right. 404 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,457 It's as if he were Zava. 405 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,376 Get off me, man. 406 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,295 You see, I am no prophet. 407 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,090 Prophets believe in something. 408 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,801 I do not just believe. 409 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:52,432 I know in my heart, in my bones, 410 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,561 in my well-defined delts, traps and glutes 411 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,898 that there is no opponent this team cannot conquer. 412 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,483 I literally just said that. 413 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,111 You will not win because of me. 414 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:09,616 You will win because you work together. 415 00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:11,827 Because together... 416 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,874 you can achieve anything. 417 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:22,921 Manchester City is going down! 418 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,900 Hey. There you are. 419 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,027 Hey, Ted. I'm sorry we kept missing each other. 420 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,362 That's okay. I get it, you know? 421 00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:49,281 How's the little guy doing? 422 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,533 He's okay. He's actually at the park right now. 423 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,785 He is? Oh, that's great. 424 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,039 Yeah. Jake thought it'd be a good idea to get outside, get some fresh air. 425 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:02,252 Yeah. No, that's, uh-- that's-- that's smart. Yeah. 426 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,713 Um, what about you? How are you doing? 427 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,798 Oh, I've definitely been better. 428 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:07,883 I hear you. 429 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,969 I've been pulling my hair out all day over this. 430 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,764 You know, I actually told Beard and Roy about what happened. 431 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:16,058 Those fellas were ready to hop on a flight to Kansas 432 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:18,894 and go full Wicked Witch of the West on the kid that bullied him. 433 00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:25,067 No, Ted, um, Henry wasn't bullied. He was the bully. 434 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:27,694 What? 435 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:31,740 AFC Richmond versus Manchester City. 436 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,618 Normally, the Greyhound faithful mark the loss on the calendar 437 00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:36,203 before the match is even played. 438 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:39,456 But tonight, with Zava, hope is in the air 439 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:43,335 that Richmond will finally prevail in this decidedly one-sided rivalry. 440 00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:47,381 It's, uh, quitting time. 441 00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:48,924 I'll see you tomorrow, Dan. 442 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:50,592 No. 443 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:52,845 I quit. 444 00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:56,640 No, no. I'm joking. 445 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,852 U-Unless you want me to quit? 446 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:02,980 - No, I'd love to see you tomorrow, Dan. - Okay. 447 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,523 - Night. - All right. Thank you. 448 00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:10,195 - Good night, Ms. Jones. - Oh, night, Barbara. 449 00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:11,905 - Barbara? - Oh. 450 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,490 Ooh! 451 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:17,327 Do you wanna go see the Richmond match tonight? Either of you? 452 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:19,663 Will it be as violent as last time? 453 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:22,708 - Probably not. - Then no. 454 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,127 I'll tag along. 455 00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:27,004 Uh, can I borrow your office to make some calls? 456 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,298 Oh, yes, of course. Yes. 457 00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,675 Just don't look in my desk drawer. 458 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,052 Don't. 459 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,351 I'm definitely gonna look in those drawers. 460 00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:42,895 Mmm-hmm. 461 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,238 Zava! Zava! 462 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:58,035 Zava! Zava! Zava! Zava! 463 00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,119 Peel 'em. 464 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,204 Slice 'em. 465 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:01,288 - Cut 'em. - Yeah. 466 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:02,664 - Mash 'em. - I'm not playing. 467 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,458 - Cheer until your voice bleeds. - Okay. 468 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,584 Eat 'em. 469 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,544 - Outclass 'em, Sam. - Thank you, Coach. 470 00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,799 Oi. Where's Zava? 471 00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:22,392 Hey, Coach. Check it out. 472 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:25,437 115 straight days, no pee drops on the khakis. New record. 473 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:26,688 Proud of you. 474 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:30,651 You connect with Henry yet? 475 00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,027 No, keep missing each other. 476 00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:35,989 Why can't the world just have one big time zone, you know? 477 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:40,452 - The sun. - Right, the gosh-dang sun. Oy, oy, oy. 478 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:43,413 Henry's a good kid, 'cause you're his dad. 479 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:44,748 Mm-hmm. 480 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:47,751 And whatever's going on with him, he's gonna be just fine. 481 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,963 Thank you, Coach. I needed to hear that. 482 00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:53,215 No, you needed to hear it. 483 00:27:53,882 --> 00:27:55,634 - That's what I said. - You did? 484 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,137 We got a fucking problem. 485 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,104 Oh. Is that my... 486 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:10,399 Two questions. Um, are you ready to leave for the match? 487 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,735 And do you smell that awful stench? 488 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,196 Yes and yes. 489 00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,827 Oh, my God. What was that? 490 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:26,748 That is fucking weird. 491 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,293 Oh! Wow! 492 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,753 What the fuck? 493 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,172 Where did that come from? 494 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:36,466 Oh, my God. 495 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:43,891 "The lion has left. Enjoy the lamb, bitch. XOXO, Shandy." 496 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:47,644 Jesus. 497 00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:50,439 It's a gentle reminder to cancel her security badge. 498 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,192 Fuck me. 499 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,491 Oh, my God! That is so sour. 500 00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:08,081 After you. 501 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,417 Oh. 502 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:11,502 Ooh. 503 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:19,384 Hello, Jade. Um, Shelley. 504 00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:21,637 Uh, reservation for two. Thank you. 505 00:29:23,639 --> 00:29:25,265 And you, miss? How can I help you? 506 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,893 - Oh-- - Oh, no, she, uh-- We, uh-- 507 00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:29,353 This is Anastasia. 508 00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:33,982 Uh, she is a very famous model, uh, and we are on a date. 509 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:38,320 Togeth-- Together. Two. For two. 510 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:39,780 Hello. 511 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:43,367 Um, you have very cute head. 512 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,869 Thank you. I got it from my father. 513 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,580 - Right this way. - Oh, no. Sorry, Jade, dear. 514 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,375 Uh, we would like the, uh, window table, please. 515 00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:56,380 - I'll have to go ask Derek. - I already checked with Derek. 516 00:29:56,380 --> 00:30:01,009 Oh, Nathan Jelly! The wonder kid! 517 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,219 Yeah. Touch it. 518 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:03,512 - Hey! - Uh-huh. 519 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,556 And, whoa, whoa, whoa. 520 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,392 Slap me round the face. Am I dreaming? 521 00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:11,019 The one and only Anastasia in my restaurant. 522 00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:14,022 I'm a huge fan of your face and body. 523 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:18,819 Best table in the house for you two. If you'd like to come this way? 524 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:25,200 Oh. Yeah. 525 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:32,833 There you go. 526 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,793 - There you go. - Thank you, Derek. 527 00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,003 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 528 00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:43,802 Hmm. 529 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,014 It's not very nice in here. 530 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,184 Oh. No, but-- 531 00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:54,021 Just wait till you try the food, 'cause the baklava is divine. 532 00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:57,816 Hmm. 533 00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:31,016 I have some bad news. 534 00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:35,521 Let's go, lads. Let's go! Come on! 535 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:40,776 And Richmond are ready to start the game with Colin Hughes in place of Zava. 536 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:43,904 Hughes for Zava. Any thoughts, Chris? 537 00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:46,740 Yes. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. 538 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:50,911 And we're off. But where is Zava? 539 00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,538 Hey. Any news? 540 00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:54,122 Nobody knows where he is. 541 00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:55,958 That fucking prick's not answering his phone. 542 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,044 Neither is his agent, his manager, his publicist, his trainer, 543 00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:03,257 his acupuncturist, his acupressurist, his fecalist, his avocado whisperer, 544 00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:04,550 not even his barber. 545 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:07,135 Hmm. Maybe he's dead. 546 00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:08,428 Fucking better be. 547 00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:12,432 Richmond have played without Zava for ten minutes, 548 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,560 and we're all left wondering why. 549 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:18,981 Goodbye, my sweet little stinky friend. 550 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:23,569 If Shandy asks to borrow an animal again, please say no. 551 00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:25,279 Oh, sorry, Keeley. 552 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,364 She promised to get a date with a celebrity. 553 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,117 I've always wanted to come out of a restaurant and say, 554 00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:31,535 "No pictures, please." 555 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:34,538 Edward, gotta love someone for what they are, not who they are. 556 00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:36,248 Mmm. 557 00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:39,585 - And here is a giant bag of shit. - Oh. 558 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:49,303 Yeah. That's finally starting to smell better, right? 559 00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,221 Better? Uh, sure. 560 00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:55,017 Now it smells like someone took a dump directly into a pumpkin spice latte. 561 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,479 Oi. I could use a drink actually. You don't have anything, do you? 562 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:01,148 Oh, shit. No, sorry. 563 00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:03,692 Wait. 564 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,036 Shandy's work vodka finally comes in handy. 565 00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:15,996 Nice. Where'd she hide that? 566 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:17,247 On her desk. 567 00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:21,001 - Yeah. - You probably want a mixer and ice. 568 00:33:21,543 --> 00:33:23,003 Candied oranges? 569 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,421 Keeley, you're adorable. 570 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:28,258 But I went to the most prestigious boarding school in Denmark. 571 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:30,844 We chugged warm vodka for breakfast. 572 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:35,974 Wow. It takes a lot to surprise me, and yet you just did. 573 00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:38,352 Skål. 574 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:39,269 Cheers. 575 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:44,650 I cannot post this. 576 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:47,027 The little dips look like piles of vomit. 577 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:52,282 I cannot post vomit. People will see this, and they will want to vomit. 578 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:58,789 Okay. Um, well, the good news is, it tastes a lot better than it looks. 579 00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:05,170 And this pita is, um, freshly made at the bakery down the road. 580 00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:07,172 Feed it to me. 581 00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:10,801 Okay. Mm-hmm. 582 00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:14,888 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm. 583 00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:17,099 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 584 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:20,268 - Yeah? Yeah? - Mmm. Mm-hmm. 585 00:34:25,274 --> 00:34:26,275 Hmm. 586 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,443 - Nate? - Yeah? 587 00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:31,864 Can we please leave? I mean, the food is yummy, 588 00:34:31,864 --> 00:34:33,782 but it's just so dumpy and sad. 589 00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:37,369 Okay, look, I know it might not exactly be cool, 590 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,871 but this place is important to me. 591 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:44,835 This is where my family celebrated our birthdays, anniversaries. 592 00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:47,629 It's where we came after I got promoted as assistant coach at Richmond. 593 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:52,676 Every important event in our lives has been spent here. 594 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:55,888 And, to me, that makes this place even better than cool. 595 00:34:57,514 --> 00:34:58,599 Hmm. 596 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,810 Oh, what am I thinking? We should get the saganaki! 597 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:03,687 Oh, I'm going to make a call. 598 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:06,940 My friend has the flu. And I have to check on her. 599 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:10,819 No, that's-- No, that's very nice. That's kind. 600 00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:13,322 Do you need all that stuff to go make a call? 601 00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:28,795 All right. 602 00:35:33,926 --> 00:35:35,093 Sorry, mate. 603 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,847 Still got to charge you for the booze. 604 00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:49,066 And the final score is 4-0 605 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:53,862 as the Richmond Ahabs are still unable to catch their great blue whale. 606 00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:55,906 And without Zava, we're left wondering 607 00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:58,492 if this team even belongs in the Premier League. 608 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:02,204 Well, without Zava, this team doesn't belong in my church league, Arlo. 609 00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:03,830 It's actually a competitive league 610 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,582 - with some very talented clergy. - Boo! 611 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:08,544 You're all a bunch of fucking wankers! 612 00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:11,046 McAdoo, you are shit! 613 00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:14,341 Without Zava, you're shit! Even with Zava, you're shit! 614 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,044 Hello, Doctor. 615 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:55,716 Ah, yes. Yes, big loss today. 616 00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:00,429 Mmm. I did. I-- I just, uh, saw-- saw the announcement. 617 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,514 Yes, extraordinary talent. 618 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,642 Sorry, Doctor. I'm-- I'm just in a little bit of a rush. 619 00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,729 That would be great. Thank-- Thank you. 620 00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:18,155 Ah. Okay. 621 00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:23,285 Right. Yes. That's-- That's what I thought. 622 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,831 Oh, it's-- it's definitely to be-- Bet-- Better to be sure. 623 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,251 Yeah, well, thanks again. 624 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:35,923 Yes. Yes, it was nice to see you again too. 625 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:39,927 Thank you. 626 00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:20,843 {\an8}What? You actually dated a birthday clown? 627 00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,345 For three wacky weeks. 628 00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:29,351 Did you ever have sex with the clown? Like, with the nose and everything? 629 00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:30,269 Of course I did. 630 00:38:32,229 --> 00:38:33,647 It was in his car, actually. 631 00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:36,942 All crammed in there with, like, 30 of his clown friends. 632 00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:45,534 God. Hearing about all your bozo exes, 633 00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:48,829 making me feel much better about my last relationship. 634 00:38:49,746 --> 00:38:51,540 - Oh, the footballer, right? - Yeah. 635 00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:53,458 Yeah. Jamie what's-his-name? 636 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:58,130 No. Well, yeah-- No-- Um... 637 00:38:58,130 --> 00:38:59,631 The bad breakup? 638 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:04,219 No. It was fun. Five stars. Would break again. 639 00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:09,349 Hmm. 640 00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:11,351 Actually, it was, uh-- it was... 641 00:39:13,187 --> 00:39:15,522 No, I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna talk about it. 642 00:39:16,148 --> 00:39:17,441 Because it still hurts. 643 00:39:18,108 --> 00:39:21,236 And I'm tired of feeling like that. I used to be a happy person. 644 00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:26,867 - You seem happy to me. - It's funny. 645 00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:29,369 I mean, not like fucking a clown funny. 646 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:34,958 We spent all evening picking up, like, 50 kilos of lamb ka-poops. 647 00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:37,961 It's the most fun I've had in months. 648 00:39:37,961 --> 00:39:40,839 Oh, I have way more fun than this, like, all the time. 649 00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:42,132 Oh, fuck off. 650 00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:46,011 Oi. 651 00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:49,014 Thank you for all of it. 652 00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:50,933 You're welcome. 653 00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:06,698 Shit. I'm so sorry. I should not have done that. 654 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,835 No, you absolutely should have. 655 00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:34,768 Baklava for two. 656 00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:37,187 Oh, yeah, um... 657 00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:41,108 My date had to... 658 00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:50,033 Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to eat all that on my own. 659 00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:56,373 Unless you-- you'd care to join me. No. No. 660 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,002 Sure. 661 00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:05,382 After all, our baklava is divine. 662 00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:09,303 Yeah, I don't-- Um... 663 00:41:10,554 --> 00:41:12,598 For some reason, whenever I'm trying to impress someone, 664 00:41:12,598 --> 00:41:13,891 I end up sounding like my gran. 665 00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:15,893 - Your gran? - Mm-hmm. 666 00:41:17,227 --> 00:41:18,937 Um, okay, well... 667 00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:22,441 Take a seat. 668 00:41:37,414 --> 00:41:38,874 {\an8}The only modicum of comfort 669 00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:41,502 {\an8}is knowing that in all the innumerable parallel universes, 670 00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:43,128 there is not one where we win that game. 671 00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:47,591 I know what Madchester is. 672 00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:06,443 Uh, hey, fellas. It's, uh, Henry. Do you mind if I... 673 00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:08,070 Do your thing. 674 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:09,154 Thanks. 675 00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:16,370 Hey, big guy. 676 00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:18,747 Hi. Sorry about the match. 677 00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:23,001 Oh, don't worry about that. It happens. It's good to see you, man. 678 00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:26,088 Hey, um, look, I've been really wanting to talk to you 679 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:28,507 about what happened at school the other day, you know? 680 00:42:28,507 --> 00:42:30,592 Dad, I messed up. 681 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:35,055 And if-- if I'd just followed your advice, then none of this would've happened. 682 00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:39,226 - What advice? - "If you're angry, count to ten. 683 00:42:39,226 --> 00:42:41,228 If that don't work, do it again." 684 00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,354 Yeah. 685 00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:44,857 Well, that's something my dad used to say. 686 00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,985 Then Nana would tell him that numbers were infinite 687 00:42:47,985 --> 00:42:50,153 just so she could deal with his snoring. 688 00:42:52,739 --> 00:42:53,907 Uh, is Doug all right? 689 00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:55,951 I let him know that I was sorry 690 00:42:55,951 --> 00:42:58,912 by doing an apology rap in front of the whole class. 691 00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:00,205 Huh. 692 00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:03,458 Well, you know, a hip-hop song's a great way to get across a message. 693 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:06,253 You know? Just look at the hip-hop song "The Message." 694 00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:11,550 Hey, guys. Good effort today. 695 00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:15,304 Mr. Higgins, is it true about Zava? 696 00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:17,472 I'm afraid so. 697 00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:23,103 Maybe some tissues for Dani. 698 00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:27,107 Hey, hey, guys. Zava just posted a video. 699 00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:37,284 Hello. How are you? I'm just-- I have to share something with you, my friends. 700 00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:40,662 You are not my followers. You are my believers. 701 00:43:42,206 --> 00:43:44,208 And so it-- I have to tell you. 702 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:47,336 Zava has played his last match. 703 00:43:49,922 --> 00:43:52,591 I will now dedicate all of my time and all of my energy 704 00:43:52,591 --> 00:43:55,886 to my family and my avocado farm. 705 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:59,932 If you put your energy into the things you truly love, 706 00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:05,103 the universe puts its thing back into you. You're welcome. 707 00:44:08,565 --> 00:44:10,108 Um, hey, buddy. 708 00:44:10,108 --> 00:44:11,944 I gotta go talk to the team here real quick. 709 00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:14,112 But then I'm gonna grab my stuff and scurry home. 710 00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:16,949 And how about we hop online, play a little Roblox? How does that sound? 711 00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:19,618 You're on. Love you, Dad. 712 00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:22,120 I love you too, buddy. I'm proud of you. 713 00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:42,599 He's okay. He's okay. 714 00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:47,521 He's okay. He's okay. 715 00:44:55,904 --> 00:44:57,072 Hmm. 716 00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:03,912 Gentlemen, hey. 717 00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:06,665 That was a tough one tonight. Okay? 718 00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:09,960 Man City has still got our number. That-- That's all right. 719 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,797 We're gonna get another crack at 'em later in the season. Uh-huh. 720 00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:15,299 Coach, no practice tomorrow, yeah? 721 00:45:15,299 --> 00:45:18,260 - That's right. - Okay. Well, I'll see y'all on Monday. 722 00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:21,263 Hey, hey. Hey, Coach. 723 00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:23,515 What about Zava? 724 00:45:24,308 --> 00:45:25,309 Um... 725 00:45:25,976 --> 00:45:26,977 He quit the team. 726 00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:30,647 I mean, technically he retired from the whole sport, 727 00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:32,900 which makes it feel a little less personal, yeah? 728 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,902 You know, like if, uh, 729 00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:37,821 your girlfriend runs off with some dude and it turns out they were soul mates. 730 00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:39,031 Oh. Yeah. 731 00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:40,574 Gina fucking Gershon. 732 00:45:40,574 --> 00:45:41,658 Right. 733 00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:45,787 Uh, but look, look, look, look. I hear you, okay? Zava is gone. 734 00:45:45,787 --> 00:45:48,290 And you know what? I think it's a good thing. 735 00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:52,961 - What? How? - Well, I do. Okay, look. 736 00:45:52,961 --> 00:45:54,963 Do I wanna win? Heck yeah. 737 00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:58,175 But I also wanna do it with folks that wanna be here. 738 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:03,680 It's not like we could handcuff him to his locker and make him love us. 739 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,806 We could have tried. 740 00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:09,061 Hey, guys. Guys, look. We got a good thing going here. 741 00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:10,562 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 742 00:46:11,897 --> 00:46:13,982 We didn't need Zava. Yeah? 743 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:17,861 Yeah. 744 00:46:18,529 --> 00:46:23,116 All we need to win are the fellas in this room right now. 745 00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:27,037 And all you fellas need to do is believe it. 746 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,541 - Whoa! - It's a sign. 747 00:46:32,543 --> 00:46:33,836 That's it. We're doomed. 748 00:46:33,836 --> 00:46:36,588 We're done. We're done. We're finished. We're finished. 749 00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:38,048 Now-- Now, hold on. 750 00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:41,134 Hey, knock it off, okay? We're not doomed. No one is doomed. 751 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:46,098 But, Bumbercatch, yes, you're right. It is a sign. I agree. Yeah. 752 00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:53,272 In fact this, it's just a sign. 753 00:46:55,023 --> 00:46:56,316 All right, guys, listen to me. 754 00:46:57,276 --> 00:46:59,778 Belief doesn't just happen 'cause you hang something up on a wall. 755 00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:03,282 All right? It comes from in here. 756 00:47:03,282 --> 00:47:05,868 You know? And up here. Down here. 757 00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:10,747 Only problem is, we all got so much junk floating through us, 758 00:47:10,747 --> 00:47:13,041 a lot of time we end up getting in our own way. 759 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:20,883 You know, crap like envy or fear, shame. 760 00:47:25,971 --> 00:47:28,223 I don't wanna mess around with that shit anymore. 761 00:47:28,724 --> 00:47:30,726 You know what I mean? Do you? 762 00:47:30,726 --> 00:47:31,977 - No. - No, Coach. 763 00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:33,270 - No. - No. 764 00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:36,899 - Do you? - No. 765 00:47:36,899 --> 00:47:39,401 No, me neither. Hell no. 766 00:47:40,152 --> 00:47:42,112 Well, you know what I wanna mess around with? 767 00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:48,577 The belief that I matter, you know? Regardless of what I do or don't achieve. 768 00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:53,582 Or the belief that we all deserve to be loved, 769 00:47:53,582 --> 00:47:58,128 whether we've been hurt or maybe we've hurt somebody else. 770 00:48:00,631 --> 00:48:04,468 Or what about the belief of hope? Yeah? That's what I wanna mess with. 771 00:48:07,429 --> 00:48:09,181 Believing that things can get better. 772 00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:13,143 That I can get better. That we will get better. 773 00:48:16,730 --> 00:48:20,609 Oh, man. To believe in yourself. To believe in one another. 774 00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:25,072 Man, that's-- that's fundamental to being alive. 775 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:31,495 And look. Yo, hey. If you can do that, if each of you can truly do that... 776 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:39,545 can't nobody rip that apart. 777 00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:49,471 - See y'all Monday? - Yes, Coach. 778 00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:50,806 Thank you. 779 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,814 - Tomorrow at 4:00 a.m.? - Damn fucking right.