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隨著這次的輸球
瑞奇蒙沉悶的連續無勝戰績持續下去

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札瓦再進兩球也不足以

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阻擋住新堡隊以四比二痛宰灰狗們

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克里斯,顯然有天分的球員都上場了

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亞羅,沒錯

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這支隊伍的問題可能就在教練席

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真該死

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幹

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克里斯,自從他們上個月
輸給了內森謝利和西漢姆之後

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灰狗們的表現似乎像石頭一樣下墜得很快

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亞羅,所有物體下墜的速度都一樣
除了羽毛以外

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克里斯,說得好
當札瓦剛來的時候,感覺一切都好順利

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但現在,如果你是瑞奇蒙球迷

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就一定會感覺好像事事不順

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去死...

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讓情況又更慘的

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是瑞奇蒙本週要對戰曼城隊

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他們的狀態顯然不足以
與天藍色的施虐者抗衡

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因為他們已經落至第九名

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(第一位:曼城隊,第九位:瑞奇蒙隊)

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我就知道正面思考全是胡扯

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(勝:六場,敗:三場)

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(平手:六場,分數:24分)

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- 這可不怎麼好
- 怎麼了?

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“即使有札瓦,瑞奇蒙還是爛透了”

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兄弟,你得戒推特了

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這是我父親傳來的簡訊

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天啊,我就是不明白耶

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你們知道嗎?

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我們一如往常都很努力
只是無法跨越障礙

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我不知道問題是什麼耶,你們知道嗎?

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- 我們的防守一團糟
- 我們的進攻停滯不前

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如果隊員只想要他媽的站在那

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每場他媽的比賽都看著他媽的札瓦
那就該叫他們去買他媽的門票

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好,很有建設性的批評

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我很感激

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(我們是瑞奇蒙)

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嘿,老闆,怎麼了嗎?

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我只是想很快問你一件事

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我們到底還要不要再贏一場他媽的比賽?

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我聽見妳聲音中的擔憂了,還有音量

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很有意思,因為我們才在腦力激盪

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想出些很強而有力的解決方案

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妳知道我們要怎麼做嗎?
假裝這支球隊是一艘船

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我們要把這艘船轉向

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逆著浪潮前進

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把這寶貝直接對準北極星
然後跟著它直接把勝利帶回家

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泰德,那邊才是北方

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- 這邊才是,好的
- 我挺確定是那邊的

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- 我就是這個意思,是那邊
- 不對,是他媽的那邊啦

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- 妳知道嗎?我很混亂
- 不對啦,你們都錯了,是那邊

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討厭

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應該吧

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《泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多》

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- 我可以收走這個嗎?
- 可以,非常感謝

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{\an8}(歐拉餐廳)

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{\an8}抱歉,妳可以也把這個收走嗎?

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{\an8}芮貝卡

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{\an8}約翰溫斯奈,真是太驚喜了

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{\an8}- 你們好
- 這位是潔西卡達林

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{\an8}潔西卡,親愛的,這位是芮貝卡威爾頓

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{\an8}- 真是高興認識妳
- 嗨,我也是,妳好

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{\an8}我們其實約會了幾次

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{\an8}然後芮貝卡突然把我給甩了
就在這間咖啡廳

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{\an8}我並不是一直跑來,希望能碰見妳

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{\an8}- 因為我沒有
- 好

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{\an8}請容我說一句,芮貝卡,謝謝妳

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{\an8}我們訂婚了

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{\an8}叮叮叮,戒指在此,婚禮近了

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{\an8}訂婚耶,恭喜了,真是...哇

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{\an8}你們是怎麼認識的?

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{\an8}我們在應用程式上配對成功,六個月前

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{\an8}不是趣達,我無法用那個
感覺有點怪,因為

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{\an8}- 是啊
- 在茫茫大海中

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{\an8}我去釣魚,結果釣到了我的靈魂伴侶

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{\an8}在第一次約會帶她去看了《漢密爾頓》

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{\an8}- 太棒了
- 然後捍衛我的榮譽

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{\an8}天啊,對,妳聽聽,在中場休息時

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{\an8}我們正在排隊購買原聲帶的CD

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{\an8}因為我抗拒串流音樂
妳猜誰就站在我們的前面?

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{\an8}- 安東尼霍普金斯爵士
- 妳能想像嗎?

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{\an8}- 不能
- 潔西卡很禮貌地拍了他的肩膀

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{\an8}問他能不能拍一小段影片
扮演漢尼拔萊克特給潔西卡的父親看

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{\an8}妳知道嗎?

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{\an8}- 而他拒絕了
- 對

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{\an8}所以我揪住了那混蛋的領子

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{\an8}我說:“嘿,可不是我們叫你變有名的”

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{\an8}然後我們三個人就拍了張自拍
用電郵傳給了她父親的看護

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讓他開心極了

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穿著墊肩盔甲去死

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什麼?我...

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妳剛剛說什麼?

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妳舌頭打結了啦

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妳剛剛說什麼?“穿著墊肩盔甲去死”?

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對,我本來是要說
“穿閃亮盔甲的白馬王子”

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我只是一下子恍神了

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她不常這樣,她其實很聰明

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上了牛津一陣子

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等等,不,妳剛剛說
“穿著墊肩盔甲去死”

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- 妳剛剛確切地這麼說了
- 是啊

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總之,我們該走了
很高興見到妳,芮貝卡

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妳還好嗎?妳有吃過飯了嗎?

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{\an8}我完全能理解芭芭拉的看法

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{\an8}但如同我跟妳說明的

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{\an8}我擔心如果增加更多客戶
就代表著更少的心力

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{\an8}可以分給我們手上現有的好客戶

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{\an8}然後我提醒了綺莉

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{\an8}傑克,就如同妳說過很多次的
就是如果到了一個程度

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{\an8}我們覺得自己分身乏術了

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{\an8}那我們就僱更多人

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{\an8}這叫做“成長”

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{\an8}- 好,讓我說句話
- 請說

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{\an8}- 我同意綺莉說的
- 太好了

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{\an8}身為精緻的小型公司
正是你們與眾不同之處

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{\an8}如果想要餐廳看起來很成功
就清掉半數的桌子

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{\an8}讓大家在門外排隊

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{\an8}我說就這樣做吧

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好,這樣很好,是啊

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與其發薪水,我們可以送出
丟掉的那些桌子

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- 別擔心,芭芭拉,會很順利的
- 是啊,對啊,絕對的

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{\an8}妳有沒有覺得她真是太樂觀陽光了?

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嗨,寶貝

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既然妳們的酷女孩會議結束了

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我只是想要來分享一個令人開心的消息
我推了一個應用程式

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{\an8}很像趣達,但更好也更酷

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{\an8}真正地在乎並協助人們能與名人上床

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{\an8}什麼?香蒂

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{\an8}名稱是“趕明星”

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{\an8}而且,是的,我們在尋找投資者

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{\an8}我猜她應該是
還在對趣達的事情感到生氣?

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對,與香蒂關係不好的
包括了拒絕、她的前任

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工作場合、多數的名詞

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“妳很熱情,但我得請妳離開

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我很抱歉,但我知道
像妳這麼優秀的人一定能重新站起來”

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我做了什麼?

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不是啦,綺莉,抱歉

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這是妳開除香蒂時要說的話

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我的天啊

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抱歉

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這叫做讚美三明治

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在告知某人壞消息的時候
要讓衝擊力緩和些

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就把它塞在兩片可口的讚美之間

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但我不能開除香蒂

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她會恨死我的

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而且她真的覺得自己表現很棒

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我確定她是的,最慘的人通常都覺得
自己是最棒的

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我爸稱之為“天分畸形”

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說得好

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妳想去吃點午餐嗎?我的會議被延後了

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他媽的當然好

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好啊,在妳說“讚美三明治”的時候
我的肚子就開始咕嚕叫了

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媽的,快來看這個

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{\an8}(內森謝利與安娜史黛西亞
一起現身派對)

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兄弟,小內他媽的是怎麼
搞上安娜史黛西亞這種美女的?

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也許她跟人打賭了吧

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- 就像《窈窕美眉》那樣
- 對

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對啊,但小內沒有戴眼鏡、綁馬尾
來掩蓋住自己的美麗

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對啊,去他的沒有

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他的變身應該會是在內心吧

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- 對
- 你們知道《窈窕美眉》

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其實就是《窈窕淑女》
音樂劇的電影版嗎?

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而那是從蕭伯納的《賣花女》話劇
改編過來的

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我喜歡豬,豬好可愛

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但牠們也有跟人類幼兒相當的智商耶

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對啊,不過安娜史黛西亞
身材真好,對吧?

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- 對,她真漂亮
- 她真是美呆了,兄弟

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嘿,札瓦,你覺得安娜史黛西亞如何?

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我不覺得

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我老婆克莉絲緹娜
是我唯一看得清楚的女人

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其他女人都很模糊

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哇

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我老婆很性感,但她是鄰家女孩那一型

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戴眼鏡、綁馬尾而且還會畫畫

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就像《窈窕美眉》裡的女生

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- 像什麼?
- 是一部電影

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我不喜歡會動的圖畫
我最愛看的東西就是我老婆

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哇

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如果我們維持4-5-1戰術,就死定了

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改成4-4-2戰術,也死定了
但如果我們試試看5-3-2...

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- 我們就會贏?
- 也完蛋了

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媽的

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曼城隊

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真不敢相信我們心心念念的目標
跟我大學時跳舞的

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脫衣舞夜店名字相同

185
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,420
特倫特,怎麼了?你有想法可以提供嗎?

186
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:51,675
沒有,我不能,我只是來這裡觀察的
我不能插手

187
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,177
我懂,你知道嗎?

188
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:56,263
你有點像那種虐待狂自然紀錄片攝影師

189
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,639
就是不放下攝影機

190
00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:02,102
即使他們看到一隻可憐、手無寸鐵
可愛弱小又受傷的猴子

191
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,938
就要遭受到一群鬣狗的襲擊

192
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,039
好啦,好

193
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,834
你們有考慮過老式的長傳戰術嗎?

194
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,878
- 哪種?像路線一那樣?
- 那是什麼?

195
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,422
一種快攻戰術,是一種可行的選擇

196
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,091
在處於劣勢的球隊要挑戰比較強的對手時

197
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,010
好,太好了,那就這麼做吧

198
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,845
不行,他們的中後衛太靈活了

199
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,014
- 他們會痛宰我們
- 對,你們完蛋了

200
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:45,812
(蜜雪兒)

201
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,272
(接到亨利學校的電話
亨利出事了,是霸凌)

202
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,190
(等我更清楚狀況就會打來)

203
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,276
泰德,都還好嗎?

204
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,488
亨利今早在學校被霸凌了

205
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,785
如果我們現在出發,然後在巴黎轉機

206
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,245
中午就可以到堪薩斯

207
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:03,830
然後那個小混蛋的家
在12點半之前就會燒成灰燼了

208
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,125
不,面對惡霸最好的做法就是不理他們

209
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:13,465
然後在清晨4點溜進他們家裡

210
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,967
在統計學上來說

211
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,678
這是人最無防備的時刻

212
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,595
正確

213
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:22,891
當你站在他們身邊,就在他們還在睡覺時

214
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,143
開始揍他們

215
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:31,775
用一根浸有紅色油漆,又粗又重的繩子

216
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:37,239
不停地鞭打他們,直到他們醒來

217
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,284
分不清楚是油漆還是自己的血

218
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,412
當他們求你停手

219
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:48,500
你就儘可能地大聲笑

220
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,086
笑得越久越好

221
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,758
接著再開始打他們

222
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,226
好

223
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,772
我可能會先不做那種事

224
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,941
等蜜雪兒知道更多細節,跟我說以後

225
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,359
再看看情況如何

226
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,736
好,好啊,對,也是

227
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,779
- 不過謝謝你
- 不客氣

228
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,454
芮貝卡,妳有時間嗎?

229
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,122
當然有

230
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,211
我可以坐下嗎?

231
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:35,506
雷斯利,你這麼正式,把我嚇壞了
就坐下吧

232
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:46,141
事情是這樣的,球隊在向錯誤的方向前進

233
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:50,103
我怕原因與我們球員的素質
並沒有什麼關係

234
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:54,983
所以,如果我們對曼城隊的表現不好
我們也許得考慮...

235
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,945
想一下,思考一下可能

236
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,240
也許專注於理論上所說的

237
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,118
就是說,更換球隊的經理

238
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,620
你想要炒泰德魷魚?

239
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:11,291
我剛剛有任何一點點
看起來像是想要這麼做嗎?

240
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,461
雷斯利,這話題目前對我來說太慘了

241
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,256
所以,我要允許我自己改變話題

242
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,091
你相信靈媒嗎?

243
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,803
好,其實我相信

244
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:27,432
我怎麼不覺得驚訝呢?
我是說你好...我不知道耶,天馬行空

245
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,687
謝謝,我的黛芙拉阿姨有點通靈能力

246
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,689
還有點通天眼

247
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,818
她預測茱莉和我會有五個小孩
全都是兒子

248
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:39,695
瞧瞧我們現在

249
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,531
住在一間滿是濕漉漉馬桶座的房子

250
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,616
妳怎麼會問起呢?

251
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:49,705
幾週前,我算是去見了一位靈媒

252
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,916
不是算,我確實去見了一位

253
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,294
什...哇,她怎麼說這個球季?

254
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:56,920
我沒問

255
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:02,092
她有點像江湖術士
但她說了幾件將會發生的事

256
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,303
而現在那些事都發生了

257
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,763
很奇怪,對吧?

258
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,975
芮貝卡,宇宙中滿是無法解釋的事

259
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,561
指甲,這是怎麼回事啊?

260
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,689
而靈媒,即使有些是騙子

261
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,025
他們能幫助我們看到

262
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,445
我們看不太到的自己

263
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:25,908
雷斯利,謝謝你

264
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,672
凱克斯小姐,妳好

265
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,553
- 魯柏給的?
- 我朋友安娜史黛西亞

266
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,638
她想要你打電話給她

267
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,059
她很驚訝你在波恩斯與哈尼
沒有跟她要電話號碼

268
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,686
我不想表現得太積極

269
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,235
好

270
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,502
喂,很高興電話打通了,我是內森謝利

271
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,629
前幾天晚上見到妳真的很開心

272
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,298
我希望能見個面,再來喝一杯

273
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,262
對,抱歉,媽,我只是在練習...
對,我說得如何?

274
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:33,684
“我覺得我們應該見面,再來喝一杯”
比較直接

275
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,937
對,好,好的,謝謝

276
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,064
好,我愛妳,再見,掰

277
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,149
好

278
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,861
應該再來喝一杯,應該

279
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,954
- 嘿,教練
- 哈囉,芮貝卡

280
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,668
- 泰德
- 不,我知道

281
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,547
妳對於前幾天對我吼
還是很介意,對吧?

282
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:05,966
我有點通靈

283
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,260
沒關係

284
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,722
好,是啊,我不該霸凌你

285
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,561
- 老闆,很高興跟妳聊聊
- 我也是,泰德

286
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,651
{\an8}(趕明星)

287
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,490
午安

288
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,291
嗨

289
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,709
瓊斯小姐

290
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,837
希望妳和傑克的午餐很愉快

291
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,797
我很快問個問題

292
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:49,760
妳有要香蒂在清晨4點
打電話給艾瑪傑伊嗎?

293
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,514
在喝“濃縮馬丁尼”爛醉的時候

294
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:57,726
向她針對一個叫做
“蛋蛋專用保險套”的想法提案

295
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,938
- 什麼?
- 艾瑪傑伊是設計太陽眼鏡的

296
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,774
好,沒有,我當然沒有,怎麼了?

297
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,608
因為她剛剛開除我們了

298
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,779
都因為香蒂

299
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,489
因為妳朋友

300
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,242
香蒂

301
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,662
- 幹嘛?
- 我可以跟妳聊聊嗎?

302
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,705
- 可以等我30分鐘嗎?
- 不行,現在就來

303
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,459
- 我可以旁觀嗎?
- 芭芭拉

304
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,132
嗨,我可以給妳五分鐘

305
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,385
然後我就得下樓去見一位可能的助理

306
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,512
她怕搭電梯,很可愛,對吧?

307
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,098
能請妳坐下嗎?

308
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,182
好

309
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,403
香蒂

310
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,614
我要加薪了嗎?

311
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,451
妳真的很棒

312
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,162
不過...

313
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,335
我的大膽決定?什麼鬼?

314
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,757
好啊,聽好了,你們這些隨波逐流的羊

315
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:15,804
我被開除了,因為有人無法跟創新者共事

316
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,226
所以我要自己去開公關公司
讓這地方關門大吉

317
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:23,896
誰要跟我一起來?

318
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,693
我會付給你們這裡的雙倍薪水

319
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:30,777
誰要跟我來?

320
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:37,492
好啊,每年三個月假期,配公司車

321
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,871
辦公室裡有按摩床,搭配有執照的按摩師

322
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,206
誰要跟我來?

323
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,751
我跟妳去

324
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:47,961
- 丹,你不行
- 好

325
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,257
芭芭拉,我知道妳很支持我

326
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,551
我真的很不支持妳

327
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:59,765
因為妳是個膽小鬼,我他媽的恨死妳了

328
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,850
我恨你們所有人

329
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,895
綺莉,拜託讓我留下

330
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:08,273
我好愛這裡喔,我們是一家人

331
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,067
- 我愛妳
- 妳會沒事的,香蒂,我保...

332
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,318
不,我不會

333
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,572
你們這群法西斯混蛋

334
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:22,913
我他媽...你們這些該死的抽一成傭金的人

335
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,289
對,你們就是這種人

336
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,544
你們知道嗎?你們都去死

337
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,337
那是我們的

338
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,423
好,那妳去死

339
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,592
丹,我們走

340
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,969
我其實要留下

341
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,138
你去死

342
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,100
好

343
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,481
我不會說出來

344
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,649
對,但妳會想

345
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,901
對,常常,永遠都會

346
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:07,332
妳好,我是芮貝卡威爾頓
我和偉格納醫生有約

347
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,042
請填好這張表格,他馬上就會見妳

348
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,128
- 非常感謝,謝謝
- 請坐

349
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,614
{\an8}(緊急聯絡人)

350
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,824
{\an8}(名字,關係)

351
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,996
芮貝卡,真是稀客

352
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,123
妳不用填那些垃圾啦

353
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,416
- 跟我來,親愛的

354
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,214
- 謝謝
- 請坐

355
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,757
- 好,謝謝
- 請別拘束

356
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:06,350
那麼,妳還好嗎?

357
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,979
因為瑞奇蒙最近的表現欠佳

358
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,941
真可憐,壓力一定很大吧?

359
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:17,027
這個嘛,我承認是有點辛苦

360
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,989
不過我們最近是挺艱難的

361
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,325
都會被解決的,我知道

362
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,744
只要你們有札瓦,就會沒事的

363
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:29,998
- 他棒極了,對吧?
- 他是的,對啊,我們很幸運能簽到他

364
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,794
那麼說吧,今天是什麼風把妳給刮來了?

365
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:40,801
好,所以呢,你知道的
我知道我要問的事情

366
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:44,555
因為我的年紀,有點不太可能

367
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:48,016
但我想知道我能不能...

368
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,352
妳還能不能懷孕?

369
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,021
對,這件事

370
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,274
這一點都不會不可能

371
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,278
我常常治療妳這種年紀,更年長的女性

372
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,613
- 真的?
- 沒錯

373
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,867
好,話說回來,我無法保證...

374
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,702
不是,當然了,我知道

375
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:10,414
但我們能做些檢驗
來看看可能性,聽起來不錯吧?

376
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,041
太好了,是啊,謝謝

377
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,710
那麼請留坐,放輕鬆

378
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,297
我去請我們的技術員抽點血,做些成像

379
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,924
- 很高興見到妳
- 我也是

380
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,259
瑞奇蒙加油

381
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,447
好,聽我說

382
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,576
你們要離開的時候
去沖沖澡,好好休息一下

383
00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:51,705
更重要的是睡前不准打電動

384
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,292
除非是動物森友會
那玩意真是他媽的舒緩

385
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,211
- 對啊
- 幹得好,各位

386
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,214
你們知道嗎?
我覺得我們真的開始扭轉命運了

387
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,591
- 這個嘛,山姆,其實...
- 楊瑪斯,不用你出馬

388
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,761
山姆,我們踢得爛透了,我們都知道

389
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,596
對...

390
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:10,557
嘿,消極夠了吧

391
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,311
是啊,曼城隊很強,就是這麼強

392
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,647
但誰他媽在乎啊?因為我們也很強

393
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:20,108
所以別再表現得像一群害怕的小白兔了

394
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:22,694
我們他媽的加油,好嗎?

395
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868
傑米說得很對

396
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,457
就像他是札瓦一樣

397
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,376
老兄,別碰我啦

398
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,295
跟你們說,我不是先知

399
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,090
先知要相信某件事

400
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,801
我不只是相信而已

401
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:52,432
我打從心裡、骨子裡知道

402
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,561
連我精實的三角肌、斜方肌和臀肌都知道

403
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,898
沒有這支球隊征服不了的對手

404
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,483
我剛剛才這麼說耶

405
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,111
你們不會因為我而得勝

406
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:09,616
你們會贏是因為你們團結合作

407
00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:11,827
因為只要團結起來...

408
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,874
你們就什麼都做得到

409
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:22,921
曼城隊輸定了

410
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,900
嘿,妳打來了

411
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,027
嘿,泰德,抱歉我們一直碰不上面

412
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,362
沒關係,我明白

413
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:49,281
小傢伙還好嗎?

414
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,533
他很好,其實他現在去公園玩了

415
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,785
是嗎?太好了

416
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,039
對,傑克覺得出去戶外,透透氣會比較好

417
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:02,252
好,對,這很明智,對啊

418
00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,713
那妳呢?妳都好嗎?

419
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:06,798
我不怎麼好

420
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:07,883
我明白

421
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,969
我一整天都因為這件事緊張兮兮的

422
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,764
我跟比德和羅伊說了發生的事

423
00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:16,058
那些傢伙已經準備好要搭飛機去堪薩斯

424
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:19,019
去好好修理那個霸凌他的小子

425
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:25,067
不,泰德,亨利不是被霸凌
是他霸凌別人

426
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:27,694
什麼?

427
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:31,740
瑞奇蒙隊對戰曼城隊

428
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,618
通常,灰狗球迷會在比賽之前

429
00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:36,203
就在日曆上標記敗戰

430
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:39,456
但今晚,因為有札瓦,空氣中瀰漫著希望

431
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:43,335
期待瑞奇蒙最終將在
這場明顯一邊倒的比賽中獲勝

432
00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:47,381
退出的時候到了

433
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:48,924
丹,明天見

434
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:50,592
不是

435
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,427
我辭職

436
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,640
沒啦,我開玩笑的

437
00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,852
除非妳想要我辭職?

438
00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:02,980
- 沒有,丹,我明天也想見到你
- 好

439
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,523
- 晚安
- 好,謝謝

440
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:10,195
- 晚安,瓊斯小姐
- 晚安,芭芭拉

441
00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:11,280
芭芭拉

442
00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:17,327
今晚想去看瑞奇蒙的比賽嗎?妳們兩個

443
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:19,663
會跟上次一樣暴力嗎?

444
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:22,708
- 可能不會吧
- 那不用了

445
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,127
我一起去

446
00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:27,004
我可以借用妳的辦公室打幾通電話嗎?

447
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:28,839
好啊,當然好,好的

448
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,258
別看我的辦公桌抽屜就好

449
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,052
別看

450
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,351
我絕對會看看那些抽屜

451
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,238
札瓦...

452
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:56,950
札瓦...

453
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,035
(札瓦)

454
00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,119
海扁他們

455
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,204
痛宰他們

456
00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:01,288
- 虐殺他們
- 好

457
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:02,664
- 海放他們
- 我沒有要上場

458
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,458
- 加油到你破音
- 好

459
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,584
吃掉他們

460
00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,544
- 山姆,殺個片甲不留
- 教練,謝謝

461
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,799
喂,札瓦呢?

462
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,426
(加油,灰狗們)

463
00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:22,392
嘿,教練,你看

464
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:25,437
整整115天了
卡其褲上一滴尿尿都不沾,破紀錄了

465
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:26,688
我以你為榮

466
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:30,651
你找到亨利了?

467
00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,027
沒有,我們一直碰不上面

468
00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:35,989
這世界怎麼就不能只有一個大時區?

469
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:40,452
- 因為太陽
- 對,真該死的太陽,哎呀呀

470
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:43,413
亨利是個好孩子,因為你是他爸

471
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,751
不管他發生了什麼事,他都會好好地

472
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,963
謝謝你,教練,我需要聽到這種話

473
00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:53,215
不,你需要聽到這種話

474
00:27:53,882 --> 00:27:55,634
- 我就是這麼說
- 有嗎?

475
00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,137
我們有個他媽的問題

476
00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:07,062
是我的...

477
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:10,399
兩個問題,我們要去看比賽了嗎?

478
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,735
然後,妳有沒有聞到那股惡臭?

479
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,196
要,而且有

480
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,827
我的天啊,是什麼啊?

481
00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:26,748
真是他媽的詭異

482
00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:29,293
哇

483
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:33,297
- 搞啥?
- 那是哪來的?

484
00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:36,049
我的天啊

485
00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:43,891
“獅子走了,好好享受羊吧
婊子,親親抱抱,香蒂上”

486
00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:47,227
天啊

487
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:50,355
就是在友善提醒我要取消她的門禁卡吧

488
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,192
真他媽的

489
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,491
我的天啊,太酸了,我好...

490
00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:02,743
{\an8}(雅典滋味)

491
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:08,081
妳先請

492
00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:21,637
妳好,小玉,謝利預定兩位,謝謝

493
00:29:23,639 --> 00:29:25,265
妳呢?小姐,請問有事嗎?

494
00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:29,603
不,她...我們...這位是安娜史黛西亞

495
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:33,982
她是個非常有名的模特兒,我們正在約會

496
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:38,320
是一起的,兩位,預定兩位

497
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:39,780
妳好

498
00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:43,367
妳的頭很可愛

499
00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,869
謝謝,是遺傳我父親的

500
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,580
- 請往這裡來
- 不是,抱歉,小玉,親愛的

501
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,375
我們想要窗邊的座位,謝謝

502
00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:56,380
- 我得去問德瑞克
- 我已經跟德瑞克確認過了

503
00:29:57,673 --> 00:30:01,009
內森傑利,神小子

504
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,219
好耶,碰一下

505
00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:03,512
- 嘿
- 呃...

506
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,556
還有,哇...

507
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,392
打我一巴掌吧,我在作夢嗎?

508
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:11,019
獨一無二的安娜史黛西亞降臨我的餐廳

509
00:30:11,937 --> 00:30:14,022
我超迷戀妳的臉跟身材

510
00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:17,818
為你們兩個安排店裡最棒的位置
請跟我來吧

511
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:25,534
好的

512
00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:32,833
給妳

513
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,793
- 給你
- 德瑞克,謝謝

514
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,003
- 請享用
- 謝謝

515
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,014
這裡不怎麼好

516
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:54,021
不是的,但...等到妳嚐嚐餐點吧
因為這裡的果仁蜜餅很可口

517
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,864
(綺莉:沒辦法去看比賽)

518
00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:05,449
{\an8}(說來話長,跟這個有關,我愛妳)

519
00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:13,957
{\an8}(我有超多問題要問,但先算了吧)

520
00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:21,089
(偉格納醫生:嗨,芮貝卡
妳的檢驗結果回來了)

521
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,799
(比賽後我再打來討論,瑞奇蒙加油)

522
00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:31,016
我有壞消息

523
00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:35,521
來吧,各位,來吧,加油

524
00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:40,776
瑞奇蒙一開場就由科林休斯取代札瓦

525
00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:43,904
休斯取代札瓦,克里斯,有什麼想法嗎?

526
00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:46,740
有,這是我看過最蠢的事

527
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:50,911
開踢了,但札瓦呢?

528
00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,538
嘿,有消息嗎?

529
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:54,122
沒人知道他去哪了

530
00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:55,958
那他媽的王八蛋不接電話

531
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:59,044
包括他的經紀人、經理
公關人員、訓練員

532
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:03,257
針灸師、穴位按摩師
排便師、酪梨師都不接

533
00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:04,550
就連他的理髮師都不接

534
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:07,135
他可能死掉了吧

535
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:08,428
他媽的最好是

536
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:12,432
瑞奇蒙在沒有札瓦的情況下
已經踢了十分鐘

537
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,560
我們所有人都想知道為什麼會這樣

538
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:18,564
再見了,我可愛的臭臭小朋友

539
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:23,569
如果香蒂又想借動物的話,請拒絕她

540
00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:25,279
抱歉,綺莉

541
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,364
她保證會幫我弄到跟名人的約會

542
00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,117
我一直都想在步出餐廳的時候說

543
00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:31,535
“請不要拍照,謝謝”

544
00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:34,538
愛德華,愛人得愛對方的本質
而不是對方的身分

545
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,333
這是一大袋羊屎

546
00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:49,303
好,終於開始聞起來好些了,對吧?

547
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,221
好多了嗎?是啊

548
00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:55,017
現在聞起來像有人
直接在南瓜香料拿鐵裡拉屎

549
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,479
欸,我可以來個一杯,妳這裡沒有酒吧?

550
00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:01,148
媽的,沒有,抱歉

551
00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:03,692
等等

552
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,036
香蒂的上班用伏特加終於派上用場了

553
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:15,996
不過,她藏在哪裡?

554
00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:17,247
在她桌上啊

555
00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:21,001
- 好
- 妳可能會想要攪拌棒和冰塊

556
00:33:21,543 --> 00:33:23,003
蜜漬橘子?

557
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,421
綺莉,妳真可愛

558
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:28,258
但我去念的是丹麥最負盛名的寄宿學校

559
00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:30,844
我們早餐都喝熱伏特加

560
00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:35,974
哇,我可不是被嚇大的,但妳嚇到我了

561
00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:39,269
- 乾杯
- 乾杯

562
00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:47,027
我不能發布這個
這小沾醬看起來就像一堆嘔吐物

563
00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:52,282
我不能發布嘔吐物
大家看到這個就會想嘔吐

564
00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:58,789
好,好消息是它的味道比賣相好很多

565
00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:04,753
還有這個披塔餅
是街上烘焙店裡新鮮現做的喔

566
00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:07,172
餵我吃

567
00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:09,257
好

568
00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:18,976
對吧?

569
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,443
- 小內
- 什麼事?

570
00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:31,864
我們可以走了嗎?我是說餐點很好吃

571
00:34:31,864 --> 00:34:33,782
但真是又蠢又可悲

572
00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:37,369
好,聽我說,我知道這裡可能不是很時髦

573
00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,871
但這地方對我來說很重要

574
00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:44,835
我們家都在這裡慶祝生日、紀念日

575
00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:47,629
這是我在瑞奇蒙升助理教練後
來慶祝的地方

576
00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:52,676
我們生命中的每個重要事件
都是在這裡度過的

577
00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:55,971
對我來說,這地方因此
而變得更勝於時髦了

578
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,810
我在想什麼?我們應該點煎乳酪小菜

579
00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:03,687
我要打一通電話

580
00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:06,940
我朋友得流感了,我得關心她一下

581
00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:10,819
好,這樣...很好,很善良

582
00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:13,322
妳打個電話需要帶走所有東西?

583
00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:28,795
好吧

584
00:35:33,926 --> 00:35:35,093
兄弟,很遺憾

585
00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:38,972
我還是得跟你收酒飲的費用

586
00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:49,066
最終比數是四比零

587
00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:53,862
瑞奇蒙亞哈還是無法捉到他們的大藍鯨

588
00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:55,906
沒了札瓦,我們不禁好奇

589
00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:58,492
這支球隊是否還屬於英超呢?

590
00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:02,204
亞羅,沒了札瓦
這支球隊連我的教會聯賽都進不了

591
00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:03,830
那其實是很有競爭力的聯賽

592
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:05,582
有些神職人員非常有天分

593
00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:08,544
你們是一群他媽的廢物

594
00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:11,046
麥克杜,你爛透了

595
00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:14,341
沒有札瓦,你爛透了
就算有札瓦,你也是爛透了

596
00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:30,607
(雷斯利:謎題解開了)

597
00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:32,860
{\an8}(札瓦要退休了嗎?聯賽震驚)

598
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:35,279
{\an8}(札瓦暗示他已踢完最後一場比賽)

599
00:36:41,952 --> 00:36:44,079
(偉格納醫生)

600
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,044
喂,醫生

601
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,716
對啊,今天輸慘了

602
00:36:57,426 --> 00:37:00,429
我有,我剛剛看到聲明了

603
00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,514
對,驚人的天分

604
00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,976
抱歉,醫生,我有點趕時間

605
00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,729
那樣就太好了,謝謝你

606
00:37:17,654 --> 00:37:18,488
好

607
00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:23,285
好,好的,我就是這麼想

608
00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:27,831
肯定是確定一下比較好

609
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,251
好,再次感謝

610
00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:35,923
好的,我也很高興再次見到你

611
00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:39,927
謝謝

612
00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:20,843
{\an8}什麼?妳真的跟生日會小丑交往過?

613
00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,345
超瘋狂的三週時間

614
00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:29,351
妳有跟小丑上過床嗎?
戴著鼻子,完妝的那種

615
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:30,269
我當然有

616
00:38:32,229 --> 00:38:33,647
其實發生在他的車上

617
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:36,942
全都擠在車上
跟他另外的30個小丑朋友一起

618
00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:45,534
天啊,聽妳說那些怪異的前男友

619
00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:48,829
讓我對於自己的上一段戀愛感覺好多了

620
00:38:49,746 --> 00:38:51,540
- 那個足球員,對吧?
- 對

621
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:53,458
是啊,傑米什麼的?

622
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:57,212
不是,這個嘛,對啦...不...

623
00:38:58,213 --> 00:38:59,631
分手得很難看?

624
00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:04,219
沒有,很有趣,五顆星,我可以再分一次

625
00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:11,351
其實是...

626
00:39:13,187 --> 00:39:15,522
不要,我不要討論,我不要談這件事

627
00:39:16,148 --> 00:39:17,441
因為還很痛

628
00:39:18,108 --> 00:39:21,236
我很厭倦這種感覺了
我本來是個開心的人耶

629
00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:26,867
- 我覺得妳看起來很開心
- 很好笑

630
00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:29,369
我不是說跟小丑上床一樣好笑

631
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:34,958
我們花了整個晚上撿50公斤的羊屎

632
00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:37,961
這是我幾個月來最開心的時光

633
00:39:37,961 --> 00:39:40,839
我隨時過得都比這個還要開心很多

634
00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:42,132
去妳的

635
00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:46,011
欸

636
00:39:47,429 --> 00:39:49,014
感謝妳做的所有事

637
00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:50,933
不客氣

638
00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:06,698
媽的,對不起,我不該這麼做的

639
00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:12,746
幹

640
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,835
不,妳絕對應該這麼做

641
00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:34,768
兩人份的果仁蜜餅

642
00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:36,895
對

643
00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:41,108
我的女伴得去...

644
00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:50,033
好,我沒辦法自己一個人吃完全部

645
00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:56,373
除非妳跟我一起吃,不

646
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,002
好啊

647
00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:05,382
畢竟果仁蜜餅真的很可口

648
00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:08,719
是啊,我不...

649
00:41:10,554 --> 00:41:12,598
不知怎麼地,當我想要討好某人

650
00:41:12,598 --> 00:41:13,891
說起話來就像我爺爺

651
00:41:14,641 --> 00:41:15,475
你爺爺?

652
00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:19,521
好,這個嘛...

653
00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:22,024
請坐吧

654
00:41:37,414 --> 00:41:38,874
{\an8}唯一的安慰

655
00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:41,502
{\an8}是知道在所有無數的平行宇宙中

656
00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:43,128
沒有一個是我們贏了這場比賽

657
00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:44,213
(成功的金字塔)

658
00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:47,591
我知道什麼是瘋徹斯特

659
00:41:57,476 --> 00:41:58,894
(亨利:視訊通話)

660
00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,443
嘿,各位,是亨利,介不介意我...

661
00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:08,070
做你該做的吧

662
00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:09,154
謝了

663
00:42:15,327 --> 00:42:16,370
嘿,大佬

664
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:18,747
嗨,很遺憾比賽輸了

665
00:42:19,331 --> 00:42:23,001
別擔心那個啦,這種事難免
很高興看到你,兄弟

666
00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:26,088
嘿,聽我說,我一直都想跟你聊聊

667
00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:28,507
前幾天在學校發生的事情

668
00:42:28,507 --> 00:42:30,592
爸,我搞砸了

669
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:35,055
如果我遵守你的建議
那麼這些事都不會發生

670
00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:39,226
- 什麼建議?
- “如果很生氣,就數到十

671
00:42:39,226 --> 00:42:41,228
如果沒用,就再來一次”

672
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,354
對

673
00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:44,857
我爸以前都這麼說

674
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,985
然後奶奶會跟他說,數字怎麼數也數不完

675
00:42:47,985 --> 00:42:49,486
這樣她才能應付他的打呼聲

676
00:42:52,739 --> 00:42:53,907
道格還好嗎?

677
00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:55,951
我讓他知道我覺得很抱歉

678
00:42:55,951 --> 00:42:58,912
在全班面前唱了一首道歉饒舌歌

679
00:43:00,289 --> 00:43:03,458
好,你知道嗎?
嘻哈歌曲是傳達訊息的好方法

680
00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:06,253
你知道嗎?去找一首叫做
《訊息》的嘻哈歌曲就知道了

681
00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:11,550
嘿,各位,今天盡力了

682
00:43:12,384 --> 00:43:15,304
希金斯先生,札瓦的事是真的嗎?

683
00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:17,472
恐怕是的

684
00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:23,103
給丹尼一些面紙吧

685
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:27,107
嘿,各位,札瓦發布了一支影片

686
00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:37,284
哈囉,你們好嗎?我只是...
得跟你們分享一些事,我的朋友們

687
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:40,662
你們不是我的追隨者,你們是我的信徒

688
00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:44,208
所以我得跟你們說

689
00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:47,336
札瓦已經踢完最後一場比賽了

690
00:43:49,922 --> 00:43:52,591
我現在會投入所有時間和所有的精力

691
00:43:52,591 --> 00:43:55,886
在我的家庭和我的酪梨農場上

692
00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:59,932
如果你們把精力放在真正愛的事物上

693
00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:05,103
宇宙就會把它的那玩意
注入回你體內,不客氣

694
00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:11,944
嘿,兄弟,我得很快地去跟球隊說個話

695
00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:14,112
不過我馬上就會抓了東西趕回家去

696
00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:16,949
我們上網來一場“機器磚塊”如何?
聽起來怎樣?

697
00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:19,618
沒問題,我愛你,爸

698
00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:22,120
我也愛你,兄弟,我以你為榮

699
00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:42,599
他沒事

700
00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:47,521
他沒事

701
00:44:59,491 --> 00:45:01,493
(相信)

702
00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:03,912
各位,嘿

703
00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:06,665
今晚的比賽很艱難,好嗎?

704
00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:09,960
曼城隊還是對我們瞭如指掌,這沒關係

705
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,797
我們在球季稍後還是能對上他們

706
00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:15,299
教練,明天沒練習吧?

707
00:45:15,299 --> 00:45:18,260
- 沒錯
- 好,那我們週一見

708
00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:21,430
嘿,教練

709
00:45:22,264 --> 00:45:23,515
那札瓦呢?

710
00:45:25,976 --> 00:45:26,977
他退隊了

711
00:45:27,811 --> 00:45:30,647
技術上來說,他是從整個運動界退休了

712
00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:32,900
這感覺起來就沒有那麼針對個人,對吧?

713
00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:34,776
就像如果

714
00:45:34,776 --> 00:45:37,821
你女朋友跟某個傢伙跑了
結果他們是靈魂伴侶

715
00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:39,031
是啊

716
00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:41,158
- 他媽的吉娜葛森
- 也對

717
00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:45,787
不過,嘿,我懂,好嗎?札瓦走了

718
00:45:45,787 --> 00:45:48,290
你們知道怎麼著?我覺得這是好事

719
00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:52,961
- 什麼?為何?
- 真的,好,聽我說

720
00:45:52,961 --> 00:45:54,963
我想贏嗎?當然啊

721
00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:58,175
但我也想跟想要待在隊上的人一起贏

722
00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:03,680
我們又不能用手銬把他銬在櫃子裡
逼他愛我們

723
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,848
我們可以試試看啊

724
00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:09,061
嘿,各位...聽我說,我們的組合很棒

725
00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:09,978
好嗎?

726
00:46:11,897 --> 00:46:13,982
我們本來就不需要札瓦,對吧?

727
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:17,861
對

728
00:46:18,529 --> 00:46:23,116
我們要贏,只需要現在待在這房間裡的人

729
00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:27,037
你們需要做的事,就是相信

730
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,250
這是預兆

731
00:46:32,543 --> 00:46:33,836
好,我們死定了

732
00:46:33,836 --> 00:46:36,588
我們完蛋了,我們死定了

733
00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:38,048
好,等等

734
00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:41,134
嘿,別鬧了,好嗎?
我們不會完蛋,沒有人會完蛋

735
00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:46,098
不過,邦伯凱契,你說得對
這是預兆,我同意,是啊

736
00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:53,272
其實這個,就只是個預兆

737
00:46:55,023 --> 00:46:56,316
好,各位,聽我說

738
00:46:57,276 --> 00:46:59,778
“信念”這玩意
不是因為把它掛在牆上就會有的

739
00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:03,282
好嗎?是從這裡而來的

740
00:47:03,282 --> 00:47:05,868
你們知道嗎?在頭腦,在心裡

741
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:10,747
唯一的問題是我們心裡的垃圾太多了

742
00:47:10,747 --> 00:47:13,041
常常會受到自己的影響

743
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:20,883
就像嫉妒、恐懼、羞恥之類的垃圾

744
00:47:25,971 --> 00:47:28,223
我不想再搞這些爛事了

745
00:47:28,724 --> 00:47:30,726
你們知道我的意思嗎?你們想嗎?

746
00:47:30,726 --> 00:47:31,977
- 不想
- 不想,教練

747
00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:33,270
- 不想
- 不想

748
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:36,190
- 你們呢?

749
00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:39,401
- 不想
- 對,我也是,超不想的

750
00:47:40,152 --> 00:47:42,112
你們知道我想搞什麼嗎?

751
00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:48,577
我覺得重要的信念
不管我到底是不是能達成

752
00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:53,582
或是我們全都值得被愛的信念

753
00:47:53,582 --> 00:47:58,128
不管我們受傷了,還是我們會害別人受傷

754
00:48:00,631 --> 00:48:04,468
那麼對於希望的信念呢?如何呢?
這才是我想搞的事

755
00:48:07,429 --> 00:48:09,181
相信事情會變得更好

756
00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:13,143
我可以變得更好,我們會變得更好

757
00:48:16,730 --> 00:48:20,609
天啊,要相信自己,相信彼此

758
00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:25,072
天啊,這是活著的基石啊

759
00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:31,495
聽我說,呦,嘿,如果你們能做到
如果你們每個人都能真正做到...

760
00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:39,545
那就誰都無法撕毀它

761
00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:49,471
- 我們週一見?
- 好的,教練

762
00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:50,806
謝謝

763
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,814
- 明天清晨4點?
- 他媽的沒錯

764
00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:41,899
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