1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,003 Jamie Tartt collects. 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,006 He's been Richmond's unequivocal talisman today. 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,842 He finds Rojas and it's there! 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,015 Richmond have beaten Aston Villa three-nil, 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,352 with an offensive display as dazzling as it is unfamiliar. 6 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,940 AFC Richmond make it two decisive wins in a row. 7 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,817 Southampton never knew what hit them. 8 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:30,030 Bumbercatch with a 95th-minute winner over Tottenham. 9 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,617 The dog track has gone absolutely potty! 10 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:37,162 Another sensational win for Richmond away at Everton. 11 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,374 That's four in a row. Amazing. Life is good for the Greyhounds. 12 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,752 It's a lucky streak. What goes up always comes down. 13 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,879 Exciting times on Nelson Road, 14 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:50,133 and you have to think that no one is happier than Coach Ted Lasso. 15 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,685 I'm glad this little trip worked out for y'all. 16 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,563 Yeah. Henry's really excited to spend the weekend with you. 17 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,272 Oh, yeah. Well, you know... 18 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:07,276 I'll take face-to-face time over FaceTime anytime. 19 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:12,114 Yeah. And you know, I wanna say, it's been nice to... 20 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:14,533 get to remeet you, Dr. Jacob. 21 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,786 Ted, please. I insist, just call me Jake. 22 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,831 You got it, Jake. 23 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,166 Oh, nope. Still feels weird to me, you know? 24 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:27,171 Like whenever I hear white folks call Jay-Z "Jigga man," you know? 25 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,006 Or like when you see a priest wearing shorts. 26 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,966 Yeah, exactly. Weird, you know? 27 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,011 Or when you get pulled over by a cop who's the same age as you. 28 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,846 You're like, "Come on, man, be cool. 29 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,556 What we doing here?" You know? 30 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,393 Can I get some more money for the pinball, please? 31 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,103 - Yeah, let's see-- - Yeah. 32 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,440 - You go. You go ahead. - Okay. 33 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,317 I don't know what I have. Let's see. 34 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:54,156 There are some magnets I gotta bring back to work and a matchbook. 35 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,366 Maybe I do. Let me just see. I got-- No. 36 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,160 A pocketful of American coins 37 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:02,080 and a complimentary sleep mask that did not fit 'cause I have a huge head. 38 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:07,169 Come on, Prince Henry. I rigged the machine so you can play without coins. 39 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,586 You said that was impossible. 40 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:14,426 Here you go. Two English breakfasts. Enjoy. 41 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,969 Thank you. 42 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,054 Nothing's impossible. 43 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:25,103 I should wash my hands 'cause I touched dirty money. 44 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,189 I'm a hand-wash guy, Ted. 45 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,273 Yeah. 46 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,735 He's a hand-wash guy. 47 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,363 - Well, better safe than sorry. - Yeah. Right? 48 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,074 - Are you sure you're not hungry? - No, I'm good. 49 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,284 I had a big old piece of cereal at home. 50 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,119 - Okay. - Yeah. 51 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,205 Besides, you know, English breakfast to me 52 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,041 is just a pile of a bunch of little, tiny piles, you know? 53 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,334 But please, help yourself. 54 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,337 You're gonna need your strength, hiking around that English countryside. 55 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,423 Oh, yeah. About that. 56 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,675 Yeah? 57 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,053 Jake told me on the plane he's actually taking me to Paris. 58 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,848 It was a surprise. 59 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,059 Paris. 60 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,272 Great, yeah. Which one? 61 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:13,569 You know, Paris, Texas? Paris, Arkansas? Paris, Ohio? Or the other Paris in Ohio? 62 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:17,573 Actually, I think there's three Parises in Ohio. 63 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,199 Or do you say "Parese"? Par-- 64 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:23,453 "Paris" Paris. You know, in France. 65 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:27,666 The default Paris. 66 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,710 Right. 67 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,463 Cool. Well, that's gonna be real... 68 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,135 I wish I knew the French word for "nice." 69 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,220 Très bien. 70 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,139 Très bien. 71 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:24,806 {\an8}You know, I think hooking up with you might just be my favorite thing ever. 72 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,267 {\an8}Yeah? 73 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,479 {\an8}Yeah. Well, second favorite. 74 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:34,775 {\an8}Go on then. 75 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,202 Sorry. 76 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,329 There goes my boner. 77 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,211 My dad told my Uncle Bernie I'm in town, 78 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:59,132 {\an8}and he's invited me to his big, swanky polo event tomorrow. Would you wanna go? 79 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:05,138 The one time I've been on a horse was for a photo shoot years ago. 80 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,059 Horse was so drugged up that it could've been the guitarist in the Sex Pistols. 81 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,770 {\an8}No, we don't play. 82 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,356 {\an8}We just stand around and drink champagne. 83 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,359 {\an8}- Oh, right. Of course, yeah. - It's for charity. 84 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:21,572 {\an8}You know, celebrities, red carpet, big trays of tiny food. 85 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,907 {\an8}It's a whole thing. We should go. 86 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,911 {\an8}Be fun to show off my girlfriend. 87 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:33,959 {\an8}Sounds great. And it gives me an excuse to go to Harvey Nicks! 88 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,422 {\an8}Okay, I'll tell Uncle Bernie. He's gonna love you. 89 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,465 {\an8}I didn't know your dad had a brother. 90 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:46,138 {\an8}No, sorry. "Uncle" Bernie is a family friend. 91 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,558 {\an8}- Bernard Arnault. He runs-- - Moët and Louis Vuitton! 92 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:53,020 - Does he need another fake niece? - You can ask him yourself tomorrow. 93 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,480 That's very cool. 94 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,359 More importantly... 95 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,905 - where were we? - Champagne. 96 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,618 Harvey Nicks. 97 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,455 Fake uncles. 98 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,124 Drugged horses. 99 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,387 Oh, fuck. 100 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,821 - Hey. Morning. - Morning. 101 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,408 That was nice. 102 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,703 {\an8}You staying over, I mean. Not the... 103 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:55,457 {\an8}Well, that-- Obviously, that was nice as well. I don't-- 104 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,211 {\an8}- Your breath smells good. - Thank you. 105 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,714 {\an8}Did you go off and brush your teeth and then sneak back into bed? 106 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,591 {\an8}Yeah, I did. 107 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,385 {\an8}Does my breath smell awful? 108 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,263 {\an8}Yeah, it does, ac-- 109 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,764 {\an8}Yeah, it is quite bad. 110 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,983 {\an8}So, look, would you want to go and grab some breakfast? 111 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,485 {\an8}I don't know if you've got plans or what. 112 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,778 {\an8}No, breakfast sounds good. 113 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,950 {\an8}You know, I don't have 114 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:34,079 {\an8}any meals planned with anybody else in the foreseeable future. 115 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,039 {\an8}I don't know. Do you? 116 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,458 {\an8}No, I don't. 117 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:44,756 {\an8}So if someone were to ask about us, 118 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:48,760 {\an8}what terminology would you best recommend describes our relationship? 119 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,972 {\an8}No, there's no pressure to label us... 120 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,516 {\an8}you and I. I just-- Yeah. 121 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,477 {\an8}- All right. - Yeah. 122 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,105 {\an8}Yeah, no, 'cause I'm just cool. 123 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,733 {\an8}Just cool and casual. I just-- 124 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:08,739 {\an8}Me too. Wait. Did you shave? 125 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,951 {\an8}Yeah, and showered. After I used the toilet in next door's flat. 126 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,078 Weird. 127 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,346 Wow. 128 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:36,850 Hi, baby. I know you're all the way up there in chilly Newcastle, 129 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,187 so here's a little something to warm you up. 130 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,489 Nope. You're right. I shouldn't watch it. 131 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,871 Shit. How did that get on the Internet? A private video that-- 132 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,916 Apparently, there's been some massive leak. It's not just you. 133 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,586 It's actresses, singers, a couple politicians, 134 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,798 some random reality show guy with a very big dick. 135 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:11,093 Oh, my God. I can't believe this is happening. I-- 136 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,930 How did that-- Fuck! Fuck. 137 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,015 Hey. Hey, hey. 138 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,476 No, this is bad, because my friends are gonna see this. My family. 139 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,311 - The team. - Take a breath. 140 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,230 Oh, my God, and the office. I'm their boss. 141 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,357 Keeley, stop. Take a breath. 142 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,110 Yeah. 143 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,279 I'm so sorry this is happening. 144 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,157 It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna take care of it, okay? 145 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:36,869 Thank you. 146 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:42,416 {\an8}Okay, Henry. We have scored excellently on kit presentation. 147 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,210 {\an8}Hanger integrity: insane. 148 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,796 But we did drop a little on the towel folding, didn't we? 149 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,008 But that's okay. I've been there. But that does lead us on to our next task, 150 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,302 which is towel placement. 151 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,804 The question is, are you ready? 152 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:57,931 Yeah. 153 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,016 Are you steady? 154 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,642 Yeah. 155 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,936 In that case, go! 156 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,698 Is this a game or child labor? 157 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,117 In late-stage capitalism, what's the difference? 158 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,244 - Word. - You're doing really well, Henry. 159 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:22,372 Then we'll go into the weight room and do some cleaning next. That'll be great. 160 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,960 Hey, fellas, let me ask you something. 161 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:30,547 If you could propose to someone, you know, anywhere in the world, 162 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,674 where would you do it? 163 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,926 Paris. 164 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,221 The Hall of Mirrors at Linderhof Palace in Germany, 165 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:40,182 because if she agreed, I'd be surrounded by a thousand yeses. 166 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,935 Or Paris. Why? 167 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,314 Dr. Jacob is gonna propose to Michelle. 168 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,276 - Yeah. - Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. 169 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,741 - Do you wanna talk about it? - Yes, I do. 170 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,160 Diamond Dogs, mount up! 171 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,745 Never fucking mind. 172 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,085 What-- what's going on? What-- What's the Diamond Dogs? 173 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,837 It's a living fucking nightmare! 174 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,881 The Diamond Dogs are a group of men committed to supporting each other 175 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,593 by sharing their most intimate thoughts, feelings and experiences. You in or out? 176 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,928 I'm in. 177 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,263 Goddamn it! 178 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,889 Roy chose "out." 179 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,224 Yeah, I assumed. 180 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,982 Sorry, just-- 181 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,528 - I just came as fast as I could. - Take your time. 182 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:38,031 - Hey, we appreciate your expediency. - I got a bit light-headed. 183 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:44,037 Balance. Okay. I am okay. 184 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,790 First order of business: new member. 185 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,627 Coach, you have the floor. 186 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,005 Dr. Jacob and Michelle are getting engaged. 187 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,801 It's a hard moment when an ex moves on. 188 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,263 Did he at least ask your permission? 189 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:05,934 Well, I'm her ex-husband, not her current father. 190 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,644 So, no, he-- No. 191 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,105 How did you find out? 192 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,399 He took her to Paris. 193 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,445 Can you believe that? 194 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:23,827 That's it? 195 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,955 - Unbelievable. - What? 196 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,834 Ted, I ran down the stairs for this and up some other stairs. 197 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,962 I'm gonna have leg cramps in my sleep tonight. 198 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:37,382 Okay, now, hold on a second, okay? This is happening, all right? 199 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,802 My man took Michelle to Paris on a surprise trip. 200 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,095 Why else would he do that? 201 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,597 Can I just talk whenever? 202 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,267 Well, he's right, Ted. 203 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,645 You can't worry about something that hasn't happened yet. 204 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:56,109 What he said. If anything, you should find out before you flip out. 205 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,120 "Find out before you flip out," huh? 206 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:12,042 Yeah, okay. No, that-- Yeah, you're right. 207 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,296 Of course. Thank you. Yeah. Hey. 208 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,466 All right. Anybody else got something? 209 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,678 Roy, you got anything you wanna talk about? 210 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,596 - Fuck you. - Okay. 211 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,807 All right. Well, Diamond Dogs, disperse then. 212 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,185 Woof! 213 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:47,035 - Am I in trouble? - No, nothing like that. No. Promise. 214 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,330 - I'm sorry I'm late. - Oh, no, that's okay. 215 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,500 No, thank you for coming. Just take a seat. Thank you. 216 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,960 Just waiting on one more. 217 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,212 There you go. 218 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,139 - Are we in trouble? - No. Nobody's in trouble. Just... 219 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:10,809 Well, you know, I just don't wanna say it until everyone's here, so... 220 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,566 I'll call. It's fine. I'll just call. 221 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,571 - Hello, Coach Shelley. - Hello, Ms. Kakes. 222 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:27,910 I just wondered if Rupert was on his way to my office for our special meeting. 223 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,454 No, he's not coming to that. 224 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,541 I mean, he said that he would, so-- I mean, is he busy? 225 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,626 No. 226 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,383 It's fine. Don't worry. I guess it's just us then. 227 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:48,764 For the very first meeting of the-- Drumroll, please. 228 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,892 Love Hounds. 229 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,360 I thought that we men could 230 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,987 get together whenever we needed, every now and then, 231 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,156 and just talk and help each other out 232 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,158 with how things are going on in our personal lives. 233 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,535 Okay. 234 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:13,664 Well, I'd love to talk about the stresses of taking care of my aging parents. 235 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,123 Yeah, I'll start. 236 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,710 So I-- I've started seeing this girl, and it's going real well. 237 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,295 I really like her. She's great. 238 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,090 But she's hesitant to label our relationship, 239 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,509 and I don't know whether to give her space 240 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:28,887 or whether to let her know just how strongly I feel about us being together. 241 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,727 Disco, would you-- Do you got any thoughts or-- 242 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,688 I've been divorced three times. 243 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,899 Never let them know how you feel. It's very expensive. 244 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:43,819 Okay. 245 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,946 I read this book that said, 246 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,282 "If you like a woman, you should insult her." 247 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,954 Okay, this meeting's over, and it'll probably never happen again. 248 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,747 Thank you for coming. Thank you both. 249 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,590 - Are we in trouble now? - No, Roger. Just go. No. Thank you. 250 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,757 It's all right. 251 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,262 Hey, Boss. 252 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,805 Morning, Ted. 253 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,640 - Here you go. - Morning. Thank you. 254 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,768 I could use your help. 255 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,980 Of course. Anything. Wait. Shouldn't you be at training? 256 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,150 Oh, yeah, but don't worry. I've got that all covered. 257 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,653 Go, go, go, go! 258 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,659 Right. Okay, then. Well, how can I help? 259 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,370 - I need to hire a private investigator. - Why? 260 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,248 'Cause Dr. Jacob took Michelle to Paris, the French one, 261 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,501 and I'm pretty sure he's gonna propose. 262 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,213 Now I gotta find out if I'm right so I don't flip out when I am. 263 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,299 Ted, people visit Paris for all kinds of reasons. 264 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,552 - Yeah, like getting engaged. - No. They go to eat the amazing food-- 265 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,221 - After getting engaged. - No. 266 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,264 Or they go to see Oscar Wilde's grave. 267 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,807 - Before they get engaged. - No. 268 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,769 Or they visit the Louvre to make fun of all the people 269 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,687 taking blurry pictures of an overrated painting. 270 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,315 Yeah. Where'd you and Rupert get engaged? 271 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,733 That doesn't matter. 272 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,694 See, that's what I'm talking about. 273 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,781 Right now, Dr. Romance is probably getting ready 274 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,491 to pop the question on top of the Eiffel Tower, 275 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,117 the most romantic frigging place in the world. 276 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:17,371 Oh, please. The Eiffel Tower is just a lamppost with a publicist. 277 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,458 Rebecca, come on. I just need to know what's going on with them. 278 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,086 Please help me. 279 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,092 Okay, Ted. I'll make the call. 280 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,138 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. 281 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,765 I didn't know Oscar Wilde was dead. 282 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,895 Some of his quotes feel so modern, so of our time. 283 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,980 I know. Powerful. 284 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,691 Okay. 285 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,467 Come in. 286 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,429 Is now a good time, Ms. Jones? 287 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,055 Yes, of course. Yeah. 288 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,728 I'm sorry about what happened. 289 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,814 Thank you, Barbara. 290 00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,109 Jack asked me to give you this. 291 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,527 What is it? 292 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,321 It's a statement. 293 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:38,202 "Allow me to first offer my sincere apologies. 294 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,789 I deeply regret that video that some of you have seen online. 295 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:48,587 I'm beyond embarrassed, and I should have never made this video in the first place." 296 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:53,967 "I hope you can forgive me while I learn and grow." 297 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,766 Jack thought you could post it across your socials. 298 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,812 But maybe not Facebook, 'cause that's just for 299 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,065 grandparents and racists now, isn't it? 300 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,315 Hey, Jamie? Jamie? Can I get some Lynx? 301 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:55,696 Yeah, sure, mate. What's your pit flavor? I've got Epic Fresh, Sport Recharge, Java, 302 00:19:55,696 --> 00:20:00,742 Africa, Ice Chill, Gold, Excite, Black, Dark Temptation and Leather and Cookies. 303 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,287 - Leather and Cookies, please. - Smart choice for a smart boy. 304 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,538 - There you go. - Lovely stuff. 305 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,914 'Ey. Have you smelled this? 306 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:10,711 Yo! Yo, y'all see this? A bunch of famous chicks got their nude photos leaked. 307 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,590 Oh, wow. 308 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,176 Hey, The Sun is calling it "The Great A-wank-ening." 309 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,761 What is the opposite of clever? 310 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,888 The Sun. 311 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,057 Well, I guess I know what I'm doing this weekend. 312 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,559 Oi, fuck that. 313 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:27,436 - We shouldn't be looking at that shit. - Why not? 314 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:30,272 Because it wasn't meant for us, Jan Maas. It was their private property. 315 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,192 Nah, bro. If you don't want your private pictures out there, 316 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,861 - just don't take naked pictures. - Yeah. 317 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,529 Especially being famous. 318 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,448 What? Come on, man. 319 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,491 - It's that simple. - Fuck that, Cowburn. No, man. 320 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:45,162 The only people to blame are the dickheads who steal your shit and put it online. 321 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,372 That's why I delete all the photos on my phone. 322 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,958 I swear down. Especially 'cause I'm famous. 323 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,336 Hey, listen. I'm with Jamie on this one. 324 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,004 Whenever I have a relationship end, 325 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,547 I ask the girl to go through my phone, 326 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,716 delete any photos, videos. Whatever she wants. 327 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,718 - Bro, for real? - Yeah. I'm being serious. 328 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,137 You know, one girl actually deleted Candy Crush. 329 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,725 I was devastated, but I also understood. 330 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,853 Hey, hold on. Once someone sends you a photo, don't you own it? 331 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,981 Copyright law on private photography is quite murky. 332 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:16,777 It's not about the law. It's about doing what is right. Like in Les Misérables. 333 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,029 Jean Valjean. 334 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,697 Fuck yeah, 24601. 335 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,367 No. 'Ey, deleting photos makes no sense. 336 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,369 What? Do we delete our memories too? 337 00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:27,204 No, 'cause no one can steal your memories. 338 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,957 That's not entirely true. 339 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,750 - Yes. - Nah. 340 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,793 What if I took the photo? 341 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,087 - You should delete it. - What if it was a Christmas card? 342 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,213 Delete it, bro. 343 00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,049 - What if it's artsy? - What the fuck does that mean? 344 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,717 It's in black-and-white. You can't see anything. 345 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,553 Delete it, mate. 346 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:43,762 What if I'm in the photo? 347 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,098 - Delete it. - I know. What about sonograms? 348 00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:49,768 - Delete that shit. - What if I'm French? 349 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,272 - Delete it. - What if she's naked, but not sexual? 350 00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:56,024 - What the fuck? What is she doing in it? - She's just defecating. 351 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,067 Delete it, bro. 352 00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,571 - What about a commissioned painting? - Is it in a nice frame? 353 00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:01,989 It's leaning against my couch. 354 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,615 Gotta burn it, bro. 355 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:08,704 No, I shouldn't have to delete my photos just because they might get stolen. 356 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,831 It's my stuff. Don't touch it. 357 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,375 I'm with that. That makes sense. 358 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:15,919 Hey, guys. 359 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,756 This article says Keeley was one of the women who was hacked. 360 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,516 Right. Everybody, take out your phones. 361 00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,562 Delete every single picture and video that you've ever been sent. Now! 362 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,900 We're all targets for this shit. So delete everything. 363 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,444 But we're professional footballers. It could take days. 364 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,904 If not weeks. 365 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,155 Now! 366 00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:50,787 Hey, man, take out your phone. 367 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:49,513 Colin. I wasn't playing. I told you to delete that shit. 368 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,473 I will, man. Fuck off. 369 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,894 - I said delete it right now. - Hey! Hey. 370 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:56,812 Fuck off. 371 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:31,180 This whole thing is so fucking upsetting. I tried to watch the video this morning, 372 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:34,516 and immediately, boom, I was right back to being 15 again, 373 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:38,145 reliving that moment where this topless photo I took 374 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:41,106 for Jimmy Daniels was being passed around at school. 375 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,192 Teenage boys can be awful. 376 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:44,568 Mr. Daniels was my teacher. 377 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,281 Well, men who act like teenage boys actually are awful. 378 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,160 I'm not an idiot. 379 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:58,582 I know there are tons of topless photos of me online. But those were my choice. 380 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:02,002 Absolutely. It makes a huge difference. 381 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:03,420 Yeah. 382 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,380 Is there anything I can do to help? 383 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:10,636 Restructure society so women aren't constantly sexualized 384 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,597 while simultaneously being crucified for being sexual? 385 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,682 On it. 386 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,397 - Should I be ashamed or embarrassed? - What? 387 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,690 I don't know. 388 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:29,488 How did Jack respond? 389 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,198 Yeah, she was really lovely. 390 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,079 And then I got this from her. 391 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,714 She didn't write this. 392 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:52,427 - You don't think so? - No, it's caked in lawyer ick. 393 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:54,221 You don't wanna say that, do you? 394 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:55,347 No. 395 00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:59,685 Then tell her that. Give her a chance to surprise you. 396 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:02,563 Thank you. 397 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,191 You know, there might be a silver lining in all this. 398 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:10,654 Just think of how many young women you are going to teach how to masturbate properly. 399 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:13,115 - What? - I'm serious. 400 00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:15,367 Back in the day, I didn't have a clue what I was doing. 401 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:18,078 And then one day I accidentally bumped into my parents' couch 402 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:19,746 and it felt nice, so I stuck with it. 403 00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:23,625 A year later, my mum had to have everything reupholstered. 404 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,170 I blamed the dog. 405 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:28,922 - Well, that was smart. - Yeah, we didn't have a dog. 406 00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:33,552 I love you. 407 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,098 I've got you. 408 00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,643 Also, French sisters. 409 00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,229 Spanish twins. 410 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,691 Mom and daughter in Mexico. 411 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,154 I'll miss you all. Merci. 412 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,824 - Hi. Thank you, love. Bye. - Hi. Yeah. 413 00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,831 Oi, Keeley. 414 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:04,917 Hi. 415 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:06,752 Hey. 416 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:12,341 I heard about what happened. It's fucking shit. 417 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,093 Yeah, on so many levels. 418 00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:17,638 I'm so sorry. 419 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,182 Thanks, Roy. 420 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:23,352 You okay? 421 00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:26,772 All things considered, yeah. Yeah. 422 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,650 Good. 423 00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:32,069 And you? 424 00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:35,656 Me, yeah, I'm good. 425 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:43,664 Who was it for? 426 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:47,668 What? 427 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,003 The video. Who was it for? 428 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:58,637 Shit, I'm sorry, Keeley. I'm really sorry. 429 00:27:58,637 --> 00:27:59,763 It's okay. 430 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,523 Fuck. 431 00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:15,112 Fuck. 432 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:26,915 Babe? 433 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,000 In here. 434 00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:36,717 Hey. 435 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:45,017 How you doing? 436 00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:50,063 Better. Worse. Everything. 437 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,611 I got your statement. 438 00:28:57,154 --> 00:29:01,909 Yeah, I'm sorry. I called my dad for advice, and his lawyers got involved. 439 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:04,328 It's corporate fuckery at its finest. 440 00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,875 Yet, you had Barbara give it to me. 441 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:16,340 Well, I tried to pick the most sensitive, empathetic person I knew. 442 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,309 Jack, I can't do it. 443 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,603 I get it. 444 00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:34,525 I'm just so sorry you have to deal with all of this shit. 445 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,361 I'm sorry that you have to too. 446 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:52,626 How about, for the next few hours, we pretend none of this shit happened? 447 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,757 Should we invite Barbara over? Mess it all up? 448 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,677 Yeah, let's definitely do that. 449 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:03,345 I'll bet she's a party animal. 450 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,347 You actually have no idea. 451 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,057 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 452 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,602 "Asim was right, Marcus thought. 453 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:13,856 They were failing, and worse than that, they were wasting time. 454 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:16,942 They were gonna wait another day before meeting? 455 00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:20,279 That would only leave two days, and one of them was Saturday, 456 00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:22,197 when they wouldn't be at Breakfast Club. 457 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:26,952 What if he never got his football back from the creature? What if-- 458 00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:30,330 A large hand landed on Marcus's shoulder, 459 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:33,750 and he spun around to find Mr. Anderson looking down at him. 460 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,670 'I heard you went under the fence,' he said." 461 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,507 Oh, boy. 462 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,011 We're gonna stop there for the night. Cliff-hanger. 463 00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,223 Hey, how was your flight out? 464 00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:49,600 Good. 465 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,684 Yeah? 466 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,521 Do you know I have the most air miles of any kid in my school? 467 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,606 Oh, yeah? 468 00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:58,358 Yeah, that don't surprise me. 469 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:04,198 Things at school good though? You and Doug back on track and all that? 470 00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:05,324 Yeah. 471 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:07,826 We're starting a band. 472 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,037 Starting a band? Really? 473 00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,665 All right. What instrument are you gonna play? 474 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,168 Drums. 475 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:19,463 Okay. Well, your mom's gonna love that. 476 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,174 You know what? Now might be a good time to let you know 477 00:31:22,174 --> 00:31:25,219 that Dave Grohl learned to play drums on pillows. 478 00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:28,388 We don't have to tell your mom that though right away. 479 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:31,266 Yeah, exactly. 480 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,311 Not as fun. 481 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,649 Getting all your homework done? 482 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:41,735 I have to, or I can't watch TV. 483 00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:45,030 Of course. You know how it goes. 484 00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:49,076 - Homework. Dinner. TV time. - Homework. Dinner. TV time. 485 00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:50,827 That's right. 486 00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:52,746 Good system. 487 00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:56,458 Does... 488 00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:03,048 Does Dr. Jacob ever, you know, hang out around TV time with you? 489 00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:05,592 Who is that? 490 00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:12,933 No. Sorry. Jake. Mom's friend, Jake. 491 00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:16,019 - Sometimes. - Sometimes, yeah. 492 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:20,232 Yeah. That's all right. 493 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,027 Does he ever... 494 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:29,449 read to you, like, at night? Like, bedtime? 495 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,909 It's totally fine. 496 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,912 Nothing wrong with that, I think that's great. 497 00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:37,958 It's good to have people in your life that are excited to be around you, you know? 498 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,919 Especially if, you know... 499 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,882 it's someone who makes your mom happy and all that. 500 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,013 Which he seems to do. 501 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,309 You guys get along all right? 502 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:18,707 Come on, man. 503 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,634 Good morning. 504 00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:15,639 Holy shit. 505 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,685 I didn't wanna wake you, so I went out and did some cheeky retail therapy. 506 00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:21,436 I loved it so much, I didn't want to take it off. 507 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,772 - What do you think? - You look incredible. 508 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:27,275 I mean, nothing but the best for our dear Uncle Bernie, right? 509 00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:29,570 Shit. 510 00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:31,572 Babe, I canceled that. 511 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,283 I just-- After the whole thing, 512 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:37,911 I thought you wouldn't want to be around a bunch of press and cameras. 513 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,415 I'm sorry. I should've asked. 514 00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,917 - I thought I was doing the right thing. - No. Don't apologize. 515 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:47,588 You're right. Thank you. I didn't think about that. 516 00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:49,047 But you know what? 517 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,842 Leave it on, and I'll put on my own killer fucking outfit, 518 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:56,513 and we can go do something stupid and fun and look amazing while doing it. 519 00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,307 Yeah, okay. 520 00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:00,559 No, actually, take it off. 521 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:01,643 Oh, my God. 522 00:35:01,643 --> 00:35:03,770 - Keep the hat on, but... - Jesus. 523 00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,732 ...everything else is definitely coming off. 524 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,401 Okay, bud. 525 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:11,570 Coach and I got the whole day off. 526 00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:15,449 We're talking no game, no scouting, no nothing. 527 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,284 The world is our oyster. 528 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:24,583 Okay. Well, how about the world is our shrimp cocktail? 529 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:26,752 Okay, great. 530 00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:29,129 All right, Coach. What are our options? 531 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:34,134 There is a immersive Jack the Ripper walking tour 532 00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:36,178 that Jane's been raving about. 533 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:40,015 It's, like, six hours long, and at one point, you get chased. 534 00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:45,187 What are you nuts? I mean, he's a boy. 535 00:35:45,187 --> 00:35:48,732 Fine, there's the London Eye. There's the Tower of London. 536 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,901 There's all the London stuff. 537 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,319 There's a rave in Peckham. 538 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,779 Okay, Coach, I appreciate it. 539 00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:57,533 Hey, big guy, what do you wanna do? We could go to some museums. 540 00:35:57,533 --> 00:36:00,285 We could rent a boat, float down the Thames. 541 00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:02,246 They spell it weird, but it is lovely. 542 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,249 I wanna go see a football game. 543 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,171 Okay. 544 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,215 Let me see if I got this straight. 545 00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:16,969 My one day off from football, you wanna go watch football? 546 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,347 It's a little bit like asking a mailman to go for a walk on his day off, 547 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:21,557 don't you think? 548 00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:26,645 Yeah, you don't care. You're just a little boy, ambivalent as all heck. Okay. 549 00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:29,314 Coach, we got any games in town today? 550 00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:31,692 There's one. 551 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,443 Well, there you go. 552 00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:36,697 But I'm gonna have to stop at home first. 553 00:36:57,384 --> 00:36:58,677 Look. There he is, there. 554 00:36:59,178 --> 00:37:00,220 Hey, Nate! 555 00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:03,974 Nate! 556 00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:07,561 Nate! 557 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,982 Coach, look who came to watch. 558 00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,484 Nate! 559 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:25,537 Must be looking for tips. 560 00:37:27,497 --> 00:37:31,043 - He saw me, Dad. He saw me. - Yeah, he did. He heard you too. 561 00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:39,760 Holy shit. 562 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:42,971 Well, what can I say? I'm the daughter of a billionaire. 563 00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:45,307 I learned to read a green before I learned to read a book. 564 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:49,228 Well, you might be a great golfer, but I happen to be a really great cheater. 565 00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:51,021 So I think that makes us even. 566 00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:53,106 Watch out! 567 00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:57,778 Oh, my goodness, it's a tie. 568 00:37:57,778 --> 00:37:59,738 - Uh-huh? - Yes, look. 569 00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:04,743 Isn't this way better than watching polo with a bunch of old white men? 570 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:05,994 Definitely. 571 00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,957 And I reckon the dinosaurs here are much less handsy. 572 00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:11,834 Oh, yeah, the dinosaurs are. 573 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:15,003 But I can't say the same for some other people. 574 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:15,921 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 575 00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:17,172 Jack? 576 00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:21,468 Sorry. Excuse me. 577 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,053 {\an8}Oh, my-- 578 00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:26,348 - Hi. - Look at you. Nice suit. 579 00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:29,476 What are you doing here? 580 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:31,144 My sister's hen do. 581 00:38:35,107 --> 00:38:37,526 - She's marrying a golfer. - A professional? 582 00:38:37,526 --> 00:38:39,987 Oh, no. He just golfs. 583 00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:42,364 We have to do a shot every hole, 584 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,283 but the good news is her friends suck. 585 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:46,577 Hello. 586 00:38:46,577 --> 00:38:48,495 This is Alyssa. We went to uni together. 587 00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:51,039 And this is my friend, Keeley Jones. 588 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:54,334 - Hi. - Hi. 589 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,003 Keeley runs a PR firm. 590 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:58,881 You or your family ever need anyone, this is who you want. 591 00:39:00,132 --> 00:39:01,300 That's me. 592 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,301 Cool. 593 00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:05,053 Alyssa! Come on! 594 00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,722 - Coming, Sis! - Hurry up! 595 00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:08,015 Come on. 596 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,558 Fucking families. 597 00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:12,769 Anyway, it was nice to see you, Jack. 598 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,605 - Yeah, you too. - Love the hat. 599 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:16,607 Thanks. Yeah. 600 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:22,571 All right, let's make things a little more interesting, shall we? 601 00:39:23,238 --> 00:39:26,992 Ten pounds a hole, but I will spot you 20 strokes. 602 00:39:26,992 --> 00:39:28,535 - You're on. - But no cheating. 603 00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:30,412 Then only a pound a hole. 604 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,167 Great match, Coach. 605 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:13,622 - Hello, my darlings. - Hey, Mae. 606 00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:17,209 {\an8}- What have you three been up to today? - We went to the West Ham game. 607 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,257 Then you don't drink in this pub. 608 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:25,384 - Hey, come on, Mae. - He's a child. 609 00:40:31,348 --> 00:40:32,266 - Hey! - Mae! 610 00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:33,433 Thank you. 611 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,977 You think I wanted to fucking be there? 612 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:40,691 You two are on probation. 613 00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:42,526 - Yes, ma'am. - Fair enough. 614 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:44,236 Bye, Mae. 615 00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,413 - Dad. - Yeah? 616 00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,248 - Listen. - What? 617 00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,000 The Beatles. 618 00:40:58,917 --> 00:40:59,877 Oh, yeah. 619 00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,510 Hey, you know what? I'll be right back. 620 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:16,727 Hey, Boss, what do you got for me? 621 00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:21,064 Right. Ted, listen, I want you to know, you do not have to go down this road. 622 00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:22,858 I know, but I need to, okay? 623 00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:25,277 'Cause right now, Michelle and this Dr. Jacob fella 624 00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:28,488 could be sitting there, having dinner at one of her favorite Parisian hotels, 625 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:29,573 like the George Sank... 626 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:31,325 - Cinq. - ...or the Plaza Anthony. 627 00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:32,868 Athénée. Hold on. 628 00:41:32,868 --> 00:41:35,370 Her favorite hotels in Paris? I thought you said she'd never been there. 629 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,039 Yeah, she hasn't. But the George Stank... 630 00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:39,291 - Cinq. - ...is from her favorite movie, French Kiss, 631 00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:41,210 - and the Plaza Anthony-- - Athénée. 632 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,836 That's from her favorite TV show, 633 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:44,505 - Sex in the City. - Sex and the City. 634 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,590 Wait, what's all that noise? Where are you? 635 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:47,799 Sounds like someone's singing. 636 00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:50,427 Wh-- No, I'm sorry. I'm at a pub with Beard and Henry. 637 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,471 Why? Is it too loud? I can step away further if that helps. 638 00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:53,680 No, it's fine. 639 00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:56,600 Where were we? 640 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,143 You think I'm nuts. 641 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:02,105 Thanks, Michael. 642 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:08,445 So, you like The Beatles, huh? 643 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,240 Why is that? 644 00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:13,575 'Cause my dad does. 645 00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:21,625 You know what this song's about? 646 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,628 Someone named Jude. 647 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:28,048 Not just someone. A little boy named Jude. 648 00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:33,929 And one day his mom and dad decided to break up. You know, get divorced. 649 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:37,140 And that made Jude real, real sad. 650 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:42,437 Now, Jude's dad had a best friend, 651 00:42:43,522 --> 00:42:48,402 and that best friend was real worried about Jude and all his sad feelings. 652 00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:50,529 So he wrote him this song, 653 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:54,533 hoping that, well, the words might help him somewhere down the road. 654 00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:56,910 The long and winding road? 655 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:21,018 Hey, Henry. 656 00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:24,646 You have a great mom and dad, and they love you tons, 657 00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,607 even though it's weird they live in different countries. 658 00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:32,154 And I know right now it feels like you're in a sad song. 659 00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:35,032 But you, young man, 660 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:39,953 you have the power to take a sad song and make it better. 661 00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:41,705 I like that. 662 00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:43,207 Yeah, me too. 663 00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:45,751 But you know what the best thing about this song is? 664 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,211 What? 665 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:49,004 This! 666 00:43:57,846 --> 00:44:02,351 Enjoy yourself, laddie! Come on! Fucking sing it! 667 00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:06,605 You know, Ted, I'm so curious about something. 668 00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:09,316 Why didn't you ever take Michelle to Paris yourself? 669 00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:12,528 Well, I wanted to. I mean, you know, we were too broke to go on our honeymoon. 670 00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:14,488 And then, well, we both got busy. 671 00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:18,700 And then we had Henry, and I just-- I always thought we'd have more time. 672 00:44:19,826 --> 00:44:20,827 Ted, I'm sorry. 673 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:21,995 Thank you. 674 00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:27,501 But seriously, who gives a flying fuck if Michelle gets engaged? 675 00:44:28,794 --> 00:44:31,547 That time in your relationship with her has passed, 676 00:44:31,547 --> 00:44:33,549 but your time with Henry hasn't. 677 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:37,636 You need to stop letting yesterday get in the way of today, Ted. 678 00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:39,513 Well, I don't think he's singing "Yesterday." 679 00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:40,514 Ted. 680 00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:42,224 No, I know. I'm just joking. 681 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,894 - And you're right. - Of course, I'm right. I'm always right. 682 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:49,022 Now, for the love of God, will you get back to that pub 683 00:44:49,022 --> 00:44:51,024 and sing "Hey Jude" with your boy? 684 00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,860 Mercy buckets, Boss. 685 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,945 De rien, Coach Lasso. 686 00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:43,118 Thank you. 687 00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,792 Yeah. Uh-huh. 688 00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:53,086 No, I agree. It's much better. 689 00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:55,172 Thank you, George. 690 00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:58,258 Okay, so, good news. 691 00:45:58,258 --> 00:46:01,011 We've got a much more toned-down version of the statement. 692 00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:02,846 The last one was so shit. 693 00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:04,640 Great. 694 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,476 I was once broken up with by a guy's doorman. 695 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:12,397 I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever. 696 00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:13,482 Hey. 697 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:18,904 I know it's lame. But it will help, believe me. 698 00:46:20,489 --> 00:46:22,991 Before, when you said that you were gonna take care of this, 699 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,244 I thought that meant you were gonna get the video taken down 700 00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:28,080 - or something like that. - We tried. It's the fucking Internet. 701 00:46:28,664 --> 00:46:31,667 Making this statement is taking care of it now. 702 00:46:33,377 --> 00:46:35,045 By having me make an apology? 703 00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:37,339 Yes. 704 00:46:39,341 --> 00:46:40,926 Please just do it. 705 00:46:42,761 --> 00:46:46,473 Sorry, but it's not a great look when the person I'm seeing, 706 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:49,810 whose company I fund, has a porno online. 707 00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,186 A porno? 708 00:46:51,186 --> 00:46:55,065 You know what I mean. We're just-- We're limiting the damage. Okay? 709 00:46:56,275 --> 00:46:57,776 Jack, I'm not doing it. 710 00:46:58,569 --> 00:47:02,322 This video being leaked is not my fault. But for some reason, you think it is. 711 00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:05,576 Well, maybe, I don't know-- maybe you shouldn't have made the video 712 00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:06,952 in the first place. 713 00:47:07,911 --> 00:47:09,997 It's certainly not something to be proud of, Keeley. 714 00:47:11,748 --> 00:47:13,584 I don't regret making that video. 715 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:17,129 And I don't regret sending it. 716 00:47:24,011 --> 00:47:25,387 Are there more out there? 717 00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:32,936 I don't know. 718 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,699 - What are you doing? - I think I should go. 719 00:47:49,286 --> 00:47:50,454 Are you coming back? 720 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:55,250 I don't know. 721 00:48:04,176 --> 00:48:05,219 Right. 722 00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:13,894 Do you want to go out and celebrate? 723 00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:16,063 Celebrate what? 724 00:48:16,855 --> 00:48:19,191 - Didn't you win today? - Oh, yeah. But... 725 00:48:19,691 --> 00:48:22,236 No. That's okay though. 726 00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:24,321 Already working on the next one, so... 727 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:40,295 You should enjoy your victories. 728 00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:52,182 It looks like they did. 729 00:49:02,901 --> 00:49:03,902 There it is. 730 00:49:04,736 --> 00:49:05,737 What? 731 00:49:06,655 --> 00:49:07,823 I love your smile. 732 00:49:09,449 --> 00:49:10,909 I like to see my boyfriend happy. 733 00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:14,079 Boyfriend. 734 00:49:17,082 --> 00:49:18,417 Yeah. 735 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:19,751 If you're into labels. 736 00:49:20,335 --> 00:49:22,212 Yeah. No, I'm into labels. Sure. 737 00:49:22,212 --> 00:49:23,922 - Yeah? - Yeah. 738 00:49:26,258 --> 00:49:28,135 - "This is Jade. She's my girlfriend." - Yeah? 739 00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:29,803 Sounds good, doesn't it? 740 00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:31,805 "Nate. That's my boyfriend." 741 00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:34,808 - Nate's your boyfriend? - Yeah. Have you met him? He's amazing. 742 00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:36,101 Thank you very much. 743 00:49:57,706 --> 00:49:58,582 Jamie. 744 00:49:58,582 --> 00:50:00,334 - Hey. - Hi. 745 00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,294 So, I'm sorry just to drop in on you. I just-- 746 00:50:03,378 --> 00:50:05,005 - I was nervous to text you. I-- - Yeah. 747 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,007 I mean, like, you and everyone in my family. 748 00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:09,051 - Yeah. - Yeah. 749 00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:11,303 Well, I just-- I wanted to check in on you. See how you're doing. 750 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:15,098 It's just so fucking shit, all of this. 751 00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:17,684 Thanks, Jamie. 752 00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:22,314 Yeah, doing all right. 753 00:50:22,314 --> 00:50:23,482 Yeah? 754 00:50:23,482 --> 00:50:24,650 That's good. 755 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:28,487 And I also-- I just-- I wanted to apologize. 756 00:50:28,487 --> 00:50:30,531 - No, you don't have to do that. - No, I do. Oh, no, I do. 757 00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:32,241 - I do. - Jamie, this is not your fault. 758 00:50:32,241 --> 00:50:35,285 No, it is my fault. And let me just-- I just need to tell you. 759 00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:37,704 I deleted it off my phone way back when we broke up. 760 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,414 I deleted everything. 761 00:50:39,414 --> 00:50:42,668 I mean, not straightaway, 'cause I did think that you and me 762 00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:44,294 was maybe gonna get back together again. 763 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:49,383 But then you started going out with Roy, and that's when I deleted most of it. 764 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:51,051 Well, like, half. 765 00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:54,054 But that was mostly out of anger, to be honest. 766 00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:57,599 Because, well, I think-- 767 00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,561 I thought the only reason that the two of you was going out was to make me jealous. 768 00:51:00,561 --> 00:51:01,895 But... 769 00:51:03,814 --> 00:51:08,402 Then I saw it was real, and then I got rid of it all. 770 00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:12,656 I just forgot about the fucking emails. 771 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,409 It's so stupid. I should have been more careful. 772 00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:17,536 I should have picked a stronger password or something. 773 00:51:17,536 --> 00:51:18,620 Oh, no. 774 00:51:19,162 --> 00:51:21,373 Don't tell me your password was "password," Jamie. 775 00:51:22,165 --> 00:51:23,000 Yeah. 776 00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:27,254 Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's. 777 00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:35,345 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Keeley. 778 00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:39,600 Really am. 779 00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:45,814 Thank you, Jamie. 780 00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:54,823 Excuse me, do you mind taking a photo of me at the box? 781 00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:56,200 - Oh, yeah. - Thanks. 782 00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:59,161 - All right. - No. 783 00:51:59,161 --> 00:52:01,038 - It's like that. Yeah. - All right. 784 00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:02,623 - It's all right. - Take a good one. 785 00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:05,834 All right. Smile. There we go. 786 00:52:07,586 --> 00:52:10,172 All right, big guy. Time to roll. Let's do it. 787 00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:13,258 - Bonjour! - In here! 788 00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:14,968 Hi, kiddo. 789 00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,595 Mom! 790 00:52:16,595 --> 00:52:19,598 I missed you. Did you have fun with your dad? 791 00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:21,808 Yeah. He's gonna buy me a drum kit. 792 00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:24,311 - Is he really? - W-- 793 00:52:27,523 --> 00:52:29,233 You know what? I love you, buddy. 794 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,359 I love you too, Dad. 795 00:52:30,359 --> 00:52:32,194 All right, go on. Get outta here. 796 00:52:34,571 --> 00:52:36,281 I don't know where he gets these ideas. 797 00:52:37,699 --> 00:52:39,618 Hey, don't forget this thing. 798 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,206 What are you doing? 799 00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:48,168 You-- Sorry, I was screwing around. 800 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,378 Okay. 801 00:52:51,755 --> 00:52:52,798 How was Paris? 802 00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:55,592 It was all right. 803 00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:59,263 Yeah. Well, that's what it's known for. City of all rights. 804 00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:01,890 Come on, Mom! 805 00:53:02,599 --> 00:53:03,600 It was good seeing you. 806 00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:05,394 Good seeing you too. 807 00:53:06,687 --> 00:53:09,314 You know, Dave Grohl learned to play drums on pillows. 808 00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:10,399 I'm coming! 809 00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:27,708 There he is. Huh?