1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,003 [Arlo] Jamie Tartt collects. 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,006 He's been Richmond's unequivocal talisman today. 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,842 - He finds Rojas and it's there! - [crowd cheering] 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,093 ["My Ever Changing Moods" playing] 5 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,054 [whistle blowing] 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,015 [Arlo] Richmond have beaten Aston Villa three-nil, 7 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,391 - with an offensive display... - Oh! 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,352 ...as dazzling as it is unfamiliar. 9 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,940 [Arlo] AFC Richmond make it two decisive wins in a row. 10 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,817 - [cheering] - Southampton never knew what hit them. 11 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:30,030 Bumbercatch with a 95th-minute winner over Tottenham. 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,617 - The dog track has gone absolutely potty! - [whistle blowing] 13 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:37,162 Another sensational win for Richmond away at Everton. 14 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,374 That's four in a row. Amazing. Life is good for the Greyhounds. 15 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,752 It's a lucky streak. What goes up always comes down. 16 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,879 [Arlo] Exciting times on Nelson Road, 17 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:50,133 and you have to think that no one is happier than Coach Ted Lasso. 18 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,011 [music echoes, fades] 19 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,848 [distorted audio] 20 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,850 [diner music playing] 21 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,685 I'm glad this little trip worked out for y'all. 22 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,563 Yeah. Henry's really excited to spend the weekend with you. 23 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,690 - Oh, yeah. Well, you know... - [game sound effects] 24 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,775 I'll take face-to-face time over FaceTime anytime. 25 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:07,943 [all chuckle] 26 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:12,114 Yeah. A-And you know, I wanna say, it's been nice to, uh... [stammers] 27 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:14,533 ...get to remeet you, Dr. Jacob. 28 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,786 [chuckles] Ted, please. I insist, just call me Jake. 29 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,831 - You got it, Jake. - [chuckles] 30 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,166 Oh, nope. Still feels weird to me, you know? 31 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,587 [chuckles] Like whenever I hear white folks call Jay-Z "Jigga man," you know? 32 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,006 [chuckles] Or like when you see a priest wearing shorts. 33 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,966 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Weird, you know? 34 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,011 Or when you get pulled over by a cop who's the same age as you. 35 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,846 You're like, "Come on, man, be cool. 36 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,806 - What we doing here?" You know? - [chuckling] 37 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,349 [Ted chuckles] 38 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,393 Can I get some more money for the pinball, please? 39 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,103 - Yeah, let's see-- - Yeah. 40 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,439 - [stammers] - [stammers] You-- You go. 41 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,440 - You go ahead. - Okay. 42 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,317 I don't know what I have. Uh, let's see. 43 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:54,156 There are some magnets I gotta bring back to work and a matchbook. Uh... 44 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,366 Oh, maybe I do. Let me just see. I got-- No. 45 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,160 A pocketful of American coins 46 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,747 and a complimentary sleep mask that did not fit 'cause I have a huge head. 47 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,915 - Ah. - [Michelle chuckles] 48 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:07,169 Come on, Prince Henry. I rigged the machine so you can play without coins. 49 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,586 You said that was impossible. 50 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:10,672 - Oh. [chuckles] - [Mae chuckles] 51 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:14,426 Here you go. Two English breakfasts. Enjoy. 52 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,969 - Thank you. - [Ted] Mmm. 53 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,054 Nothing's impossible. 54 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:25,103 Um, I should wash my hands 'cause I touched dirty money. 55 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,189 Uh, I'm a hand-wash guy, Ted. 56 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,358 [Michelle] Yeah. [chuckles] 57 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,735 He's a hand-wash guy. 58 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,780 - Well, better safe than sorry. [chuckles] - Yeah. Right? 59 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,074 - Are you sure you're not hungry? - No, no. I'm good. 60 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,284 I had a big old piece of cereal at home. 61 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,119 - Um, yeah. - Okay. 62 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,205 Uh, besides, you know, English breakfast to me 63 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,499 is just a pile of a bunch of little, tiny piles, you know? 64 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,334 - [chuckles] - But please, help yourself. 65 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,337 You're gonna need your strength, hiking around that English countryside. 66 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,423 - [chuckles] - Oh, yeah. Um, about that. 67 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,675 Yeah? 68 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,053 Jake told me on the plane he's actually taking me to Paris. 69 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,848 It was a surprise. 70 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,059 Oh, Paris. 71 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,272 [stammers] Great, yeah. Uh, w-which one? 72 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:13,569 You know, Paris, Texas? Paris, Arkansas? Paris, Ohio? Or the other Paris in Ohio? 73 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:17,573 Actually, I think there's three Parises in Ohio. 74 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,992 Or do you say "Parese"? Par-- Um-- 75 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:23,453 "Paris" Paris. You know, in France. 76 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,666 Oh. The default Paris. 77 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,710 Right. 78 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:34,089 Cool, cool. Well, that's gonna be, uh, real, um... 79 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,552 [exhales] I wish I knew the French word for "nice." [chuckles] 80 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,220 Très bien. [chuckles] 81 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,139 Très bien. 82 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,109 {\an8}[theme music plays] 83 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:24,806 {\an8}You know, I think hooking up with you might just be my favorite thing ever. 84 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,683 {\an8}[chuckles] Yeah? 85 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:30,479 {\an8}Yeah. Well... [chuckles] ...second favorite. 86 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,817 {\an8}Mmm. Go on then. [chuckles] 87 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,989 Mmm. 88 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,157 [cell phone chimes] 89 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,826 [sighs] Sorry. 90 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,913 - There goes my boner. - [chuckles] 91 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,250 [Keeley sighs] 92 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,211 Oh. My dad told my Uncle Bernie I'm in town, 93 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:59,132 {\an8}and he's invited me to his big, swanky polo event tomorrow. Would you wanna go? 94 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,343 Oh. [stammers] 95 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:05,138 Uh, the one time I've been on a horse was for a photo shoot years ago. 96 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,059 Horse was so drugged up that it could've been the guitarist in the Sex Pistols. 97 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,770 {\an8}[chuckles] No, uh, we don't play. 98 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,356 {\an8}We just stand around and drink champagne. 99 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,359 {\an8}- Oh, right. Of course, yeah. - It's for charity. 100 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:21,572 {\an8}You know, c-celebrities, red carpet, big trays of tiny food. 101 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,907 {\an8}It's a whole thing. We should go. 102 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,911 {\an8}Be fun to show off my girlfriend. 103 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:33,959 {\an8}Sounds great. And it gives me an excuse to go to Harvey Nicks! 104 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:38,422 {\an8}[chuckles] Okay, I'll tell Uncle Bernie. He's gonna love you. 105 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,465 {\an8}I didn't know your dad had a brother. 106 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:46,138 {\an8}No, uh, sorry. "Uncle" Bernie is a family friend. 107 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,558 {\an8}- Bernard Arnault. He runs-- - [gasps] Moët and Louis Vuitton! 108 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:53,020 - Does he need another fake niece? - You can ask him yourself tomorrow. 109 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:57,566 - That's very cool. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 110 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,359 More importantly... 111 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,905 - where were we? - Champagne. 112 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:03,947 - Mmm. - Mmm. 113 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,243 - Harvey Nicks. - [chuckles] Mm-hmm. 114 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,494 [cell phone message alert whistle] 115 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,872 - Fake uncles. - Mm-hmm. 116 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,040 [message alert whistle repeats] 117 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,124 Drugged horses. 118 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,251 [message alert whistle repeating] 119 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,591 [sighs] 120 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,387 Oh, fuck. 121 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,821 - Hey. Morning. - Morning. 122 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,408 [sighs, grunts] That was nice. 123 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,703 {\an8}You staying over, I mean. Not the, um-- 124 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:55,457 {\an8}Well, that-- Obviously, that was nice as well. I don't-- [chuckles] 125 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,211 {\an8}- Your breath smells good. - Thank you. 126 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,714 {\an8}Did you go off and brush your teeth and then sneak back into bed? 127 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,591 {\an8}Yeah. Yeah, I did. [chuckles] 128 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,969 {\an8}Does my breath smell awful? [exhales sharply] 129 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,263 {\an8}Yeah, it does, ac-- [chuckling] 130 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,598 {\an8}- Yeah, it is quite bad. - [chuckles] 131 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,063 {\an8}[stammers] 132 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,983 {\an8}Um, so, look, would you want to go and grab some breakfast? 133 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,485 {\an8}I don't know if you've got plans or-- or what. 134 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,778 {\an8}No, breakfast sounds good. 135 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,950 {\an8}Uh, you know, I don't have, um, 136 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:34,079 {\an8}any meals planned with anybody else in the foreseeable future. 137 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,248 {\an8}I don't know. Do-- Do you? [stammers] 138 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,458 {\an8}No, I don't. 139 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:44,756 {\an8}So if, um-- If someone were to, uh-- to ask about us, 140 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:48,760 {\an8}wh-what terminology would you best recommend describes our relationship? 141 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,972 {\an8}No, there's no pressure to label us, 142 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,516 {\an8}um... [stammers] ...you and I. I just-- Yeah. 143 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,187 {\an8}- All right. - Yeah. [stammers] 144 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,105 {\an8}Yeah, no, 'cause-- 'cause I'm just cool. 145 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,733 {\an8}[stammers] Just cool and casual. I just-- 146 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:08,739 {\an8}Me too. Wait. Did you shave? 147 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,951 {\an8}Yeah. Yeah, and showered. After I used the toilet in next door's flat. 148 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,078 Weird. 149 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:27,090 - [toilet seat bangs] - [Jade urinating] 150 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,346 Wow. 151 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:36,850 Hi, baby. I know you're all the way up there in chilly Newcastle, 152 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,187 so here's a little something to warm you up. 153 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,188 ["Criminal" playing on phone] 154 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,195 [Keeley chuckles] 155 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,199 Nope. You're right. I shouldn't watch it. [groans] 156 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,871 Shit. How did that get on the Internet? A private video that-- 157 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,916 Apparently, there's been some massive leak. It's not just you. 158 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,586 It's actresses, singers, a couple politicians, 159 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,798 some random reality show guy with a very big dick. 160 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:11,093 Oh, my God. I can't believe this is happening. I-- 161 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,930 How did that-- Fuck! Fuck. [breathing shakily] 162 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,015 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 163 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,476 No, this is bad, because my friends are gonna see this. My family. 164 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,311 - The team. - Take a breath. 165 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,230 Oh, my God, and the office. I'm their boss. 166 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,357 - [breathing shakily] - Keeley, stop. Take a breath. 167 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,025 [breathing deeply] 168 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,110 Yeah. 169 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,279 I'm so sorry this is happening. 170 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,157 It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna take care of it, okay? 171 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,411 Thank you. [inhales shakily] 172 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:42,416 {\an8}Okay, Henry. We have scored excellently on kit presentation. 173 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,210 {\an8}Hanger integrity: insane. 174 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,796 But we did drop a little on the towel folding, didn't we? 175 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,008 But that's okay. I've been there. But that does lead us on to our next task, 176 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,302 which is towel placement. 177 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,804 The question is, are you ready? 178 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,931 [breathes deeply] Yeah. 179 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,016 Are you steady? 180 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,642 Yeah. 181 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,520 - In that case, go, go, go! - [timer beeps] 182 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,698 Is this a game or child labor? 183 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,117 In late-stage capitalism, what's the difference? 184 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,244 - Word. - You're doing really, really well, Henry. 185 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:22,372 Then we'll go into the weight room and do some cleaning next. That'll be great. 186 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,377 - Hey, fellas, let me ask you something. - [Trent] Hmm? 187 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,547 If you could propose to someone, you know, a-anywhere in the world, 188 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,674 w-where-- where would you do it? 189 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,926 [Roy, Trent] Paris. 190 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,221 The Hall of Mirrors at Linderhof Palace in Germany, 191 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:40,182 because if she agreed, I'd be surrounded by a thousand yeses. 192 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,935 Or Paris. Why? 193 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,314 Dr. Jacob is gonna propose to Michelle. 194 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,482 [inhales sharply] 195 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,276 - Yeah. - Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. 196 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:57,741 - Do you wanna talk about it? - Yes, I do. 197 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,160 Diamond Dogs, mount up! 198 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,745 [groans] Never fucking mind. 199 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,622 [barking] 200 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,207 [door slams] 201 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,085 Uh, what-- what's going on? What-- What-- What's the Diamond Dogs? 202 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,837 It's a living fucking nightmare! 203 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,881 The Diamond Dogs are a group of men committed to supporting each other 204 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,593 by sharing their most intimate thoughts, feelings and experiences. You in or out? 205 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,928 O-Oh, I'm in. 206 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,263 - [bangs on desk] - Goddamn it! 207 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,889 Roy chose "out." 208 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,224 Yeah, I assumed. 209 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,187 [Higgins panting] 210 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,982 Sorry, just-- [panting] 211 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,528 - I-- I just came as fast as I could. - Take your time. 212 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:38,031 - Hey, we appreciate your expediency. - Oh, I got a bit light-headed. 213 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,366 [breathing deeply] 214 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:44,037 Oh, balance. Okay. [sighs] I am okay. 215 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,790 First order of business: new member. [barking] 216 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,209 [all barking] 217 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,627 Coach, you have the floor. 218 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,005 Dr. Jacob and Michelle are getting engaged. 219 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:57,801 Ooh. It's a hard moment when an ex moves on. 220 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:01,263 - Mm-hmm. - Did he at least ask your permission? 221 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:05,934 Well, I'm her ex-husband, not her current father. 222 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,644 So, no, he-- No. 223 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,105 - Oh. - How did you find out? 224 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,399 [scoffs] He took her to Paris. 225 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,445 Can you believe that? 226 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:23,827 That's it? 227 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,955 - Unbelievable. [sighs] - What? 228 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,834 Uh, Ted, I ran down the stairs for this and up some other stairs. 229 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,962 [inhales deeply] I'm gonna have leg cramps in my sleep tonight. 230 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:37,382 Okay, now, hold on a second, okay? This is happening, all right? 231 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,802 My man took Michelle to Paris on a surprise trip. 232 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,095 Why else would he do that? 233 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,597 C-Can I just talk whenever? 234 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,516 [Ted, Higgins, Coach Beard barking] 235 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,267 Well, he's right, Ted. 236 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,645 You can't worry about something that hasn't happened yet. 237 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:56,109 Ooh, what he said. If anything, you should find out before you flip out. 238 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,120 Mm-hmm. "Find out before you flip out," huh? 239 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:13,377 Yeah, okay. No, no, that-- Yeah, you're right. You're right. [chuckles] 240 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:16,296 Of course. Thank you. [chuckles] Yeah. Hey. 241 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,466 Um, all right. Anybody else got something? 242 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,176 [Higgins mumbles] 243 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,678 Roy, you got anything you wanna talk about? 244 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,596 - Fuck you. - Mm-hmm. Okay. 245 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,224 All right. Well, Diamond Dogs, disperse then. [howling] 246 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:30,185 - [all howling] - Woof! 247 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:47,035 - Am I in trouble? - No, no, nothing like that. No. Promise. 248 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,330 - I'm sorry I'm late. - Oh, no, that's okay. 249 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,500 Uh, no, thank you for coming. Um, just take a seat. Thank you. 250 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,960 Just waiting on one more. 251 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,212 [sighs] There you go. 252 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,053 - [Disco clearing throat] - Are we in trouble? 253 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,139 No. Nobody's in trouble. Uh, just, um-- 254 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:11,226 Well, you know, I just don't wanna say it until everyone's here, so... [chuckles] 255 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,566 I'll call. It's fine. I'll just call. 256 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,735 [line ringing] 257 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,571 - [Ms. Kakes] Hello, Coach Shelley. - Oh, hello, uh, Ms. Kakes. 258 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,656 Um, I just wondered if, uh-- 259 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,910 if Rupert was on his way to my office for our special meeting. 260 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,454 - [chuckles] - [Ms. Kakes] No, he's not coming to that. 261 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:34,541 [stammers] I mean, he said that he would, so-- I mean, is he busy? 262 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,626 [Ms. Kakes] No. 263 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:38,337 [line clicks, disconnects] 264 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,383 It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry. Um, I guess it's just us then. 265 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:48,764 Uh, for the very first meeting of the-- Drumroll, please. 266 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,892 Love Hounds. 267 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:56,563 [howls, chuckles] 268 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:01,360 [stammers] I thought that we-- we men could, uh, 269 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,987 get together whenever we needed, every now and then, 270 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,156 and just talk and help each other out 271 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,158 with how things are going on in our personal lives. 272 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,535 Okay. 273 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:13,664 Well, I'd love to talk about the stresses of taking care of my aging parents. 274 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,123 [stammers] Yeah, I'll start. 275 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,710 Um, so I-- I've started seeing this girl, and it's going real well. 276 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,295 I really like her. She's great. 277 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,090 Um, but she's hesitant to label our relationship, 278 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,509 and I don't know whether to give her space 279 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:28,887 or whether to let her know just how strongly I feel about us being together. 280 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,430 [breathes deeply] 281 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,727 Disco, would you, uh-- Do you got any thoughts or-- 282 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,188 I've been divorced three times. [sighs] 283 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,899 Never let them know how you feel. It's very expensive. 284 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:43,819 Okay. 285 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,946 I re-- I read this book that said, 286 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,282 "If you like a woman, you should insult her." 287 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,954 Okay, this meeting's over, and it'll probably never happen again. 288 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,249 - Thank you for coming. Thank you both. - [Disco sighs] 289 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,590 - Are we in trouble now? - No, Roger. Just go. No. Thank you. 290 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,757 It's all right. 291 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,594 [door closes] 292 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,262 - [knocks] - Hey, Boss. 293 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,805 Morning, Ted. 294 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,849 - Here you go. [chuckles] - Morning. Thank you. 295 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,768 Um... [clears throat] I could use your help. 296 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,980 Oh, of course. Anything. Wait. Shouldn't you be at training? 297 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,150 Oh, yeah, but... [stammers] ...don't worry. I've got that all covered. 298 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,653 [players chanting] Go, go, go, go! 299 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,739 [cheering] 300 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,659 Right. Okay, then. Well, how can I help? 301 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,370 - I need to hire a private investigator. - Why? 302 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,248 'Cause Dr. Jacob took Michelle to Paris, the French one, 303 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,501 and I'm pretty sure he's gonna propose. 304 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,213 Now I gotta find out if I'm right so I don't flip out when I am. 305 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,299 Ted, people visit Paris for all kinds of reasons. 306 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,552 - Yeah, like getting engaged. - No. They go to eat the amazing food-- 307 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,221 - After getting engaged. - No. 308 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,264 Or they go to see Oscar Wilde's grave. 309 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,807 - Before they get engaged. - No. 310 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,769 Or they visit the Louvre to make fun of all the people 311 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:00,687 taking blurry pictures of an overrated painting. 312 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,315 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Where'd you and Rupert get engaged? 313 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,733 That doesn't matter. 314 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,694 Aha! See, that's what I'm talking about. 315 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,781 Right now, Dr. Romance is probably getting ready 316 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,491 to pop the question on top of the Eiffel Tower, 317 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,117 the most romantic frigging place in the world. 318 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:17,371 Oh, please. The Eiffel Tower is just a lamppost with a publicist. 319 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,458 Rebecca, come on. I just need to know what's going on with them. 320 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,086 Please help me. 321 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,092 Okay, Ted. I'll make the call. 322 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,138 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. 323 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,765 I didn't know Oscar Wilde was dead. 324 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,895 Some of his quotes feel so modern, so of our time. 325 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,980 I know. Powerful. 326 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,691 [Ted] Hmm. Okay. Okay. 327 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,467 - [knocking] - [gasps] Come in. 328 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,429 Is now a good time, Ms. Jones? 329 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,055 Yes, of course. Yeah. 330 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:22,728 Hmm. Mmm. Uh, I'm sorry about what happened. 331 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,814 Thank you, Barbara. 332 00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,109 Um, Jack asked me to give you this. 333 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,527 Ooh, what is it? 334 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,321 It's-- It's a statement. 335 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:33,405 Oh. 336 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:38,202 "Allow me to first offer my sincere apologies. 337 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,789 I deeply regret that video that some of you have seen online. 338 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:48,587 I'm beyond embarrassed, and I should have never made this video in the first place." 339 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:54,968 "I hope you can forgive me while I learn and grow." Um. 340 00:18:55,677 --> 00:19:00,766 Um... [smacks lips] ...Jack thought you could post it across your socials. 341 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,812 But maybe not Facebook, 'cause that's just for, um, 342 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,065 grandparents and racists now, isn't it? 343 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:14,363 [clears throat] 344 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:19,076 [door closes] 345 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,227 [players chattering] 346 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:50,315 Aw. Hey, hey, Jamie? Jamie? Can I get some Lynx? 347 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:55,696 Yeah, sure, mate. What's your pit flavor? I've got Epic Fresh, Sport Recharge, Java, 348 00:19:55,696 --> 00:20:00,742 Africa, Ice Chill, Gold, Excite, Black, Dark Temptation and Leather and Cookies. 349 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,287 - Leather and Cookies, please. - Smart choice for a smart boy. 350 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,538 - There you go. - Lovely stuff. 351 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,914 'Ey. Have you smelled this? 352 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:10,711 Yo! Yo, y'all see this? A bunch of famous chicks got their nude photos leaked. 353 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,796 [players] Ooh. 354 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,590 [player] Oh, wow. 355 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,176 Ugh. Hey, The Sun is calling it "The Great A-wank-ening." 356 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,761 - [players scoff] - What is the opposite of clever? 357 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,888 [all] The Sun. 358 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,057 Well, I guess I know what I'm doing this weekend. 359 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,559 - [chuckles] - [Isaac] Oi, fuck that. 360 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:27,436 - We shouldn't be looking at that shit. - Why not? 361 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:30,272 Because it wasn't meant for us, Jan Maas. It was their private property. 362 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,192 Nah, bro. If you don't want your private pictures out there, 363 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,861 - just don't take naked pictures. - [players] Yeah. 364 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,529 Especially being famous. 365 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,448 What? Come on, man. 366 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,491 - It's that simple. - Fuck that, Cowburn. No, man. 367 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:45,162 The only people to blame are the dickheads who steal your shit and put it online. 368 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,372 That's why I delete all the photos on my phone. 369 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,958 I swear down. Especially 'cause I'm famous. 370 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,336 - [chuckling] - Hey, listen. I'm with Jamie on this one. 371 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,004 Whenever I have a relationship end, 372 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,547 I ask the girl to go through my phone, 373 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,716 delete any photos, videos. Whatever she wants. 374 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,718 - Bro, for real? - Yeah. I'm being serious. 375 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,137 Uh, you know, one girl actually deleted Candy Crush. 376 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,805 [groans] 377 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,725 I was devastated, but I also understood. 378 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,853 Hey, hold on. Once someone sends you a photo, don't you own it? 379 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,981 Hmm, copyright law on private photography is quite murky. 380 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:16,777 It's not about the law. It's about doing what is right. Like in Les Misérables. 381 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,029 - [players clamoring] - Jean Valjean. 382 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,697 Fuck yeah, 24601. 383 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,367 No, no, no, no. 'Ey, 'ey. Deleting photos makes no sense. 384 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,369 Uh, what? Do we delete our memories too? 385 00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:27,204 No, 'cause no one can steal your memories. 386 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,957 That's not entirely true. 387 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,750 - [players] Yes. - [Isaac] Nah. 388 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,793 What if I took the photo? 389 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,087 - You should delete it. - What if it was a Christmas card? 390 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,213 Delete it, bro. 391 00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,049 - What if it's artsy? - [Jamie] What the fuck does that mean? 392 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,717 It's in black-and-white. You can't see anything. 393 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,553 [Jamie] Delete it, mate. 394 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:43,762 What if I'm in the photo? 395 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,098 - Delete it. - Oh, I know. What about sonograms? 396 00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:49,768 - Delete that shit. - What if I'm French? 397 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,272 - [Isaac] Delete it. - What if she's naked, but not sexual? 398 00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:56,024 - What the fuck? What is she doing in it? - She's just defecating. 399 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,943 - [Jamie] Delete it, bro. - Ooh. Ooh, oh. 400 00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,571 - What about a commissioned painting? - Is it in a nice frame? 401 00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:01,989 It's leaning against my couch. 402 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,615 Gotta burn it, bro. 403 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:08,704 No, no, no. I shouldn't have to delete my photos just because they might get stolen. 404 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,831 It's my stuff. Don't touch it. 405 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,375 I'm with that. I'm with that. That makes sense. 406 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,459 [players clamoring] 407 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,919 Whoa. Hey, guys, guys. 408 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,756 This article says Keeley was one of the women who was hacked. 409 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,516 Right. Everybody, take out your phones. 410 00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,562 Delete every single picture and video that you've ever been sent. Now! 411 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,900 We're all targets for this shit. So delete everything. 412 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,444 But we're professional footballers. It could take days. 413 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,904 If not weeks. 414 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,155 Now! 415 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,406 [sighs] 416 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,077 [players murmuring] 417 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,787 [Bumbercatch] Hey, man, take out your phone. 418 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,333 [sighs] 419 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,709 [speaks indistinctly] 420 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:49,513 [sighs] Colin. I wasn't playing. I told you to delete that shit. 421 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,473 I will, man. Fuck off. 422 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,894 - [scoffs] I said delete it right now. - Hey! Hey. 423 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,980 - Fuck off. - [sighs] 424 00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:27,593 [exhales heavily] 425 00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:31,180 This whole thing is so fucking upsetting. I tried to watch the video this morning, 426 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:34,516 and immediately, boom, I was right back to being 15 again, 427 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:38,145 reliving that moment where this topless photo I took 428 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,522 for Jimmy Daniels was being passed around at school. 429 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,192 Ugh. Teenage boys can be awful. 430 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:44,568 Mr. Daniels was my teacher. 431 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:49,281 Oh. Well, men who act like teenage boys actually are awful. 432 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:50,365 [chuckles] 433 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,160 I'm not an idiot. 434 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:58,582 I know there are tons of topless photos of me online. But those were my choice. 435 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:02,002 Absolutely. It makes a huge difference. 436 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:03,420 Yeah. 437 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,380 Is there anything I can do to help? 438 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:10,636 Restructure society so women aren't constantly sexualized 439 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,597 while simultaneously being crucified for being sexual? 440 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,974 - On it. - [chuckles] 441 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:17,976 - [sighs] - [glass clinks] 442 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,397 - Should I be ashamed or embarrassed? - What? 443 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,690 - I don't know. - Oh. 444 00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:26,318 [breathes deeply] 445 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:29,488 How did Jack respond? 446 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,198 Yeah, she was really lovely. 447 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,079 And then, um, I got this from her. 448 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,795 [whispering indistinctly] 449 00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:47,714 Oh, she didn't write this. 450 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:52,427 - You don't think so? - No, it's caked in lawyer ick. 451 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:54,221 You don't wanna say that, do you? 452 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:55,347 [sighs] No. 453 00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:59,685 Then tell her that. Give her a chance to surprise you. 454 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:02,896 - Thank you. - Hmm. 455 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,191 You know, there might be a silver lining in all this. 456 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:10,654 Just think of how many young women you are going to teach how to masturbate properly. 457 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:13,115 - What? [chuckles] - I'm serious. 458 00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:15,367 Back in the day, I didn't have a clue what I was doing. 459 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:18,078 And then one day I accidentally bumped into my parents' couch 460 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,789 - and it felt nice, so I stuck with it. - [chuckles] 461 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:23,625 A year later, my mum had to have everything reupholstered. 462 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,627 - [chuckles] - I blamed the dog. 463 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,922 - [gasps] Well, that was smart. - Yeah, we didn't have a dog. 464 00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:33,677 - [laughs] Oh, I love you. - [laughing] 465 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,098 I've got you. 466 00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,643 Also, French sisters. 467 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,229 [sighs] Spanish twins. 468 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,691 [voice breaks] Mom and daughter in Mexico. 469 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:52,154 Ah. I'll miss you all. [sighs] Merci. 470 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,824 - [person] Hi. Thank you, love. Bye. - Hi. Yeah. 471 00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:58,869 [sighs] 472 00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,831 Oi, Keeley. 473 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,042 - [Keeley] Hi. - [groans] 474 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:08,378 Hey. Um... 475 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:12,341 I heard about what happened. It's fucking shit. 476 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,093 Yeah, on so many levels. 477 00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:17,638 I'm so sorry. 478 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,182 Thanks, Roy. 479 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:23,352 You okay? 480 00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:26,772 All things considered, yeah. Yeah. 481 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,650 Good. Good. 482 00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:32,069 And you? 483 00:27:32,903 --> 00:27:35,656 Oh, me, yeah, I'm-- I'm good. 484 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:43,664 Who was it for? 485 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:47,668 What? 486 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,003 The video. Who was it for? 487 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:52,756 [sighs] 488 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:58,637 Shit, I'm-- I'm sorry, Keeley. [stammers] I'm really sorry. 489 00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:00,931 It's okay. [chuckles] 490 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,558 [car door opens] 491 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:07,187 - [car door closes] - [engine starts] 492 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,523 Fuck. 493 00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:15,112 Fuck. 494 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,578 [door opens] 495 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:25,831 [door closes] 496 00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:26,915 [Jack] Babe? 497 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,000 In here. 498 00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:36,717 Hey. 499 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:45,017 How you doing? 500 00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:50,063 Better. Worse. Everything. 501 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,611 I got your statement. 502 00:28:57,154 --> 00:29:01,909 Yeah, I'm sorry. I called my dad for advice, and his lawyers got involved. 503 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:04,328 It's corporate fuckery at its finest. 504 00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,875 Yet, you had Barbara give it to me. 505 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:16,340 Well, I tried to pick the most sensitive, empathetic person I knew. 506 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:18,800 [laughs] 507 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,260 [chuckles] 508 00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:22,679 [kissing] 509 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,309 Jack, I can't do it. 510 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,603 I get it. 511 00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:34,525 I'm just so sorry you have to deal with all of this shit. 512 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,361 I'm sorry that you have to too. 513 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:48,080 [sighs] 514 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:52,626 How about, for the next few hours, we pretend none of this shit happened? 515 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,757 Should we invite Barbara over? Mess it all up? 516 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,677 - [laughs] - Yeah, let's definitely do that. 517 00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:04,054 - I'll bet she's a party animal. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 518 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:05,347 You actually have no idea. 519 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,057 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 520 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,602 [Ted] "Asim was right, Marcus thought. 521 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:13,856 They were failing, and worse than that, they were wasting time. 522 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:16,942 They were gonna wait another day before meeting? 523 00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:20,279 That would only leave two days, and one of them was Saturday, 524 00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:22,197 when they wouldn't be at Breakfast Club. 525 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:26,952 What if he never got his football back from the creature? What if-- 526 00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:30,330 A large hand landed on Marcus's shoulder, 527 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:33,750 and he spun around to find Mr. Anderson looking down at him. 528 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,670 'I heard you went under the fence,' he said." 529 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,507 Oh, boy. 530 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,011 We're gonna stop there for the night. Cliff-hanger. 531 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,096 [chuckles] 532 00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,223 Hey, how was your flight out? 533 00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:49,600 Good. 534 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,684 Yeah? 535 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,521 Do you know I have the most air miles of any kid in my school? 536 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,606 Oh, yeah? 537 00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:58,358 Yeah, that don't surprise me. 538 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:04,198 Things at school good though? You and Doug back on track and all that? 539 00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:05,782 - Yeah. - Mmm. 540 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:07,826 We're starting a band. 541 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,037 Starting a band? Really? 542 00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,665 All right. What instrument are you gonna play? 543 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,168 Drums. 544 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:19,463 Okay. Well, your mom's gonna love that. 545 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,174 You know what? Now might be a good time to let you know 546 00:31:22,174 --> 00:31:25,219 that Dave Grohl learned to play drums on pillows. 547 00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:28,388 We don't have to tell your mom that though right away. 548 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:33,143 - Yeah, exactly. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 549 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:34,311 Not as fun. 550 00:31:35,312 --> 00:31:36,313 Mmm. 551 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,649 Getting all your homework done? 552 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:41,735 I have to, or I can't watch TV. 553 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:45,030 [clicks tongue] Of course. You know how it goes. 554 00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:49,076 - Homework. Dinner. TV time. - Homework. Dinner. TV time. 555 00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:50,410 [chuckles] That's right. 556 00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:52,746 Mmm. Good system. 557 00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:56,458 Does, um-- 558 00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:03,048 Does Dr. Jacob ever, you know, hang out around TV time with you? 559 00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:05,592 Who is that? 560 00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:12,933 Uh, no. Uh, sorry. Jake. Uh, Mom's friend, Jake. 561 00:32:13,976 --> 00:32:16,019 - Sometimes. - Sometimes, yeah. 562 00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:20,232 [inhales deeply] Yeah. That's all right. 563 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,027 Does he ever... 564 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:29,449 read to you, like, at night? Like, bedtime? 565 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,909 It's totally fine. 566 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,912 Nothing wrong with that, I think that's great. 567 00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:37,958 It's good to have people in your life that are excited to be around you, you know? 568 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,919 Especially if, you know... 569 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,882 it's someone who makes your mom happy and all that. 570 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,013 Which he seems to do. 571 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,309 You guys get along all right? 572 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:00,814 Oh. 573 00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:05,944 Hmm. 574 00:33:06,862 --> 00:33:08,864 [inhales deeply] Hmm. 575 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:18,707 Come on, man. 576 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:30,135 [yawns] 577 00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:34,264 [grunts] 578 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:36,350 [sighs] 579 00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:52,991 [messaging sound effects] 580 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:07,047 [yawns, sighs] 581 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,759 [Keeley] Good morning. 582 00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:16,556 - Holy shit. - Mm-hmm. 583 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:19,685 I didn't wanna wake you, so I went out and did some cheeky retail therapy. 584 00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:21,436 I loved it so much, I didn't want to take it off. 585 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,772 - What do you think? - [chuckles] You look incredible. 586 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:27,275 I mean, nothing but the best for our dear Uncle Bernie, right? 587 00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:29,570 Shit. 588 00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:31,572 Babe, I canceled that. 589 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,283 I just-- After the whole thing, 590 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:37,911 I thought you wouldn't want to be around a bunch of press and cameras. 591 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,415 I'm sorry. I should've asked. 592 00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,917 - I thought I was doing the right thing. - No. Don't apologize. 593 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:47,588 You're right. Thank you. I didn't think about that. 594 00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:49,047 But you know what? 595 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,842 Leave it on, and I'll put on my own killer fucking outfit, 596 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:56,513 and we can go do something stupid and fun and look amazing while doing it. 597 00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,307 Yeah, okay. 598 00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:00,559 No, actually, take it off. 599 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:01,643 Oh, my God. 600 00:35:01,643 --> 00:35:04,188 - Oh, keep the hat on, but... - Jesus. 601 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:06,732 ...everything else is definitely coming off. 602 00:35:06,732 --> 00:35:08,025 - [chuckles, squeals] - [chuckles] 603 00:35:08,025 --> 00:35:09,401 [Ted] Okay, bud. 604 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:11,570 Coach and I got the whole day off. 605 00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:15,449 We're talking no game, no scouting, no nothing. 606 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,284 The world is our oyster. 607 00:35:18,452 --> 00:35:19,912 - Ugh. - Ugh. 608 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:24,583 Okay. Well, how about the world is our shrimp cocktail? 609 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:26,752 - [both] Hmm. - [Ted] Okay, great. 610 00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:29,129 All right, Coach. What are our options? [sighs] 611 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:34,134 There is a immersive Jack the Ripper walking tour... 612 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:36,178 - Mm-hmm. - ...that Jane's been raving about. 613 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:40,015 It's, like, six hours long, and at one point, you get chased. 614 00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:42,851 - Mm-mmm. - [Henry] Mmm. 615 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:45,187 What are you nuts? I mean, he's a boy. 616 00:35:45,187 --> 00:35:48,732 Fine, there's the London Eye. There's the Tower of London. 617 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,901 There's all the London stuff. 618 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,319 Oh, there's a rave in Peckham. 619 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,779 Okay, Coach, I appreciate it. 620 00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:57,533 Hey, big guy, what do you wanna do, huh? We could, uh, go to some museums. 621 00:35:57,533 --> 00:36:00,285 We could rent a boat, float down the Thames. 622 00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:02,246 They spell it weird, but it is lovely. 623 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,249 I wanna go see a football game. 624 00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,171 Okay. 625 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,215 Let me see if I got this straight. 626 00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:16,969 My one day off from football, you wanna go watch football? 627 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,347 It's a little bit like asking a mailman to go for a walk on his day off, 628 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:22,057 - don't you think? - Hmm. 629 00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:26,645 Yeah, you don't care. You're just a little boy, ambivalent as all heck. Okay. 630 00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:29,314 Coach, we got, uh, any games in town today? 631 00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:31,692 [sighs] There's one. 632 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,443 Well, there you go. 633 00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:36,697 But I'm gonna have to stop at home first. 634 00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:39,199 [breathing deeply] Mm-hmm. 635 00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:42,286 [football stadium crowd cheering, chanting] 636 00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:55,132 [crowd cheering] 637 00:36:57,384 --> 00:36:58,677 Look. There he is, there. 638 00:36:59,178 --> 00:37:00,220 Hey, Nate! 639 00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:03,974 Nate! 640 00:37:06,185 --> 00:37:07,561 Nate! 641 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,982 Coach, look who came to watch. 642 00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,484 [Henry] Nate! 643 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:25,537 Must be looking for tips. 644 00:37:27,497 --> 00:37:31,043 - He saw me, Dad. He saw me. - Yeah, he did. He heard you too. 645 00:37:31,043 --> 00:37:33,128 - [whistle blows] - [crowd cheering] 646 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:39,760 [gasps] Holy shit. 647 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:42,971 Well, what can I say? I'm the daughter of a billionaire. 648 00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:45,307 I learned to read a green before I learned to read a book. 649 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:49,228 Well, you might be a great golfer, but I happen to be a really great cheater. 650 00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:51,021 So I think that makes us even. 651 00:37:51,021 --> 00:37:52,689 - [chuckles] - [gasps] Watch out! 652 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,778 - [chuckles] - Oh, my goodness, it's a tie. 653 00:37:57,778 --> 00:37:59,738 - Uh-huh? - Yes, look. 654 00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:04,743 Isn't this, uh, way better than watching polo with a bunch of old white men? 655 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:05,994 Definitely. 656 00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,957 And I reckon the dinosaurs here are much less handsy. 657 00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:11,834 Hmm. Oh, yeah, the dinosaurs are. 658 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:15,003 But, um, I can't say the same for some other people. 659 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:15,921 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 660 00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:17,172 - [friend] Jack? - [giggles] 661 00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:19,675 [chuckles] 662 00:38:19,675 --> 00:38:21,468 Sorry. Excuse me. 663 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,053 {\an8}[gasps] Oh, my-- 664 00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:26,348 - Hi. - Look at you. Nice suit. 665 00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:29,476 - Aw, what are you doing here? - [kisses] 666 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:31,311 - My sister's hen do. - [clicks tongue] 667 00:38:32,187 --> 00:38:34,106 [bachelorette group giggling] 668 00:38:34,106 --> 00:38:35,023 [chuckles] 669 00:38:35,023 --> 00:38:37,526 - She's marrying a golfer. - A professional? 670 00:38:37,526 --> 00:38:39,987 Oh, no. [chuckles] He just golfs. 671 00:38:39,987 --> 00:38:42,364 - Ah. - We have to do a shot every hole, 672 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,283 but the good news is her friends suck. 673 00:38:44,283 --> 00:38:45,659 - [chuckles] - [chuckles] 674 00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:46,577 Hello. 675 00:38:46,577 --> 00:38:48,495 Oh, this is Alyssa. We went to uni together. 676 00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:51,039 - Oh. - And this is my friend, Keeley Jones. 677 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:54,334 - [Keeley] Hi. - Hi. 678 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:56,003 Keeley runs a PR firm. 679 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:58,046 You or your family ever need anyone, 680 00:38:58,046 --> 00:38:59,464 - this is who you want. - Mm-hmm. 681 00:39:00,132 --> 00:39:01,300 That's me. [chuckles] 682 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,302 - Cool. - [chuckles] 683 00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:05,053 [bachelorette group] Alyssa! Come on! 684 00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,722 - Coming, Sis! [chuckles] - Hurry up! 685 00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:08,015 Come on. 686 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:09,558 Fucking families. 687 00:39:09,558 --> 00:39:10,559 [both chuckle] 688 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:12,769 Anyway... [sighs] ...it was nice to see you, Jack. 689 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,605 - Yeah, you too. - Love the hat. 690 00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:16,607 Oh. Thanks. Yeah. 691 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:22,571 All right... [sighs] ...let's make things a little more interesting, shall we? 692 00:39:23,238 --> 00:39:26,992 Ten pounds a hole, but I will spot you 20 strokes. 693 00:39:26,992 --> 00:39:28,535 - You're on. - But no cheating. 694 00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:30,412 Then only a pound a hole. 695 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,167 Great match, Coach. 696 00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:37,211 [cell phone buzzes] 697 00:40:03,779 --> 00:40:05,030 - [messaging sound effect] - [sighs] 698 00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:08,158 {\an8}[busker singing "Take Your Mama"] 699 00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:11,995 [singing continues] 700 00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:13,622 - Hello, my darlings. - Hey, Mae. 701 00:40:13,622 --> 00:40:17,209 {\an8}- What have you three been up to today? - We went to the West Ham game. 702 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,257 Then you don't drink in this pub. 703 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:25,384 - Hey, come on, Mae. - He's a child. 704 00:40:29,346 --> 00:40:31,265 - [song ends] - [patrons applauding] 705 00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:32,266 - [Ted] Hey! - Mae! Mae! 706 00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:33,433 [busker] Thank you. 707 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,977 You think I wanted to fucking be there? 708 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:40,691 You two are on probation. 709 00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:42,526 - Yes, ma'am. - Fair enough. 710 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:44,444 - [busker] Bye, Mae. - [patrons laughing] 711 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:45,529 [glasses clink] 712 00:40:48,365 --> 00:40:50,868 [busker singing "Hey Jude"] 713 00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:54,413 - Dad. - Yeah? 714 00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,248 - Listen. - What? 715 00:40:56,248 --> 00:40:58,000 - [singing continues] - The Beatles. 716 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,294 Oh, yeah. [chuckles] 717 00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:01,378 [cell phone buzzes] 718 00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,510 Hey, you know what? I'll be right back. 719 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:16,727 Hey, Boss, what do you got for me? 720 00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:21,064 Right. Ted, listen, I want you to know, you do not have to go down this road. 721 00:41:21,064 --> 00:41:22,858 [Ted] I know, but I need to, okay? 722 00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:25,277 'Cause right now, Michelle and this Dr. Jacob fella 723 00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:28,488 could be sitting there, having dinner at one of her favorite Parisian hotels, 724 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:29,573 like the George Sank... 725 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:31,325 - Cinq. - ...or the Plaza Anthony. 726 00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:32,868 Athénée. Hold on. 727 00:41:32,868 --> 00:41:35,370 Her favorite hotels in Paris? I thought you said she'd never been there. 728 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,039 Yeah, she hasn't. But the George Stank... 729 00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:39,291 - Cinq. - ...is from her favorite movie, French Kiss, 730 00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:41,210 - and the Plaza Anthony-- - Athénée. 731 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,836 That's from her favorite TV show, 732 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:44,505 - Sex in the City. - Sex and the City. 733 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,590 Wait, what's all that noise? Where are you? 734 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:47,799 Sounds like someone's singing. 735 00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:50,427 Wh-- Uh, no, I'm sorry. I'm at a pub with Beard and Henry. 736 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,471 Why? Is it too loud? I can step away further if that helps. 737 00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:53,680 No, no, no. No, it's fine. 738 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,600 Um, where were we? 739 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,143 You think I'm nuts. 740 00:41:58,143 --> 00:41:59,770 [singing continues] 741 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:02,105 Thanks, Michael. 742 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:08,445 So, you like The Beatles, huh? 743 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,240 Why is that? 744 00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:13,575 'Cause my dad does. 745 00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:21,625 You know what this song's about? 746 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,628 Someone named Jude. 747 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:28,048 Not just someone. A little boy named Jude. 748 00:42:30,092 --> 00:42:33,929 And one day his mom and dad decided to break up. Hmm, you know, get divorced. 749 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:37,140 And that made Jude real, real sad. 750 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:42,437 Now, Jude's dad had a best friend, 751 00:42:43,522 --> 00:42:48,402 and that best friend was real worried about Jude and all his sad feelings. 752 00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:50,529 So he wrote him this song, 753 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:54,533 hoping that, well, the words might help him somewhere down the road. 754 00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:56,910 The long and winding road? 755 00:43:12,718 --> 00:43:16,471 [Coach Beard breathes deeply] 756 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:21,018 Hey, Henry. 757 00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:24,646 You have a great mom and dad, and they love you tons, 758 00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,607 even though it's weird they live in different countries. 759 00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:32,154 And I know right now it feels like you're in a sad song. 760 00:43:33,363 --> 00:43:35,032 But you, young man, 761 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:39,953 you have the power to take a sad song and make it better. 762 00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:41,705 Oh, I like that. 763 00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:43,207 Yeah, me too. 764 00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:45,751 But you know what the best thing about this song is? 765 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,794 - What? - [busker hits high note] 766 00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,963 - This! - [busker singing chorus] 767 00:43:49,963 --> 00:43:53,175 [all singing along] 768 00:43:57,846 --> 00:44:02,351 Enjoy yourself, laddie! Come on! Fucking sing it! 769 00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:04,144 [all singing along] 770 00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:06,605 [Rebecca] You know, Ted, I'm so curious about something. 771 00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:09,316 Why didn't you ever take Michelle to Paris yourself? 772 00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:12,528 Well, I wanted to. I mean, you know, we were too broke to go on our honeymoon. 773 00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:14,488 And then, well, we both got busy. 774 00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:18,700 And then we had Henry, and I just-- I always thought we'd have more time. 775 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:20,827 [sighs] Ted, I'm sorry. 776 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:21,995 Thank you. 777 00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:27,501 But seriously, who gives a flying fuck if Michelle gets engaged? 778 00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:28,710 Whoa. 779 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:31,547 That time in your relationship with her has passed, 780 00:44:31,547 --> 00:44:33,549 but your time with Henry hasn't. 781 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:37,636 You need to stop letting yesterday get in the way of today, Ted. 782 00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:39,513 Well, I don't think he's singing "Yesterday." 783 00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:40,514 Ted. 784 00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:42,224 No, I know. I'm just joking. 785 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,894 - And you're right. - Of course, I'm right. I'm always right. 786 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:49,022 Now, for the love of God, will you get back to that pub 787 00:44:49,022 --> 00:44:51,024 and sing "Hey Jude" with your boy? 788 00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,860 Mercy buckets, Boss. 789 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,945 De rien, Coach Lasso. 790 00:44:55,529 --> 00:44:59,908 [singing continues] 791 00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:05,873 [all singing chorus] 792 00:45:17,509 --> 00:45:19,511 [singing continues] 793 00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:27,186 Ow! 794 00:45:27,186 --> 00:45:30,314 [singing continues] 795 00:45:37,237 --> 00:45:39,698 - [song ends] - [all cheering] 796 00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:43,118 Thank you. 797 00:45:44,286 --> 00:45:45,746 [no audio] 798 00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:50,792 - [chattering on TV] - [Jack] Yeah. Uh-huh. 799 00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:53,086 No, I agree. It's much better. 800 00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:55,172 Thank you, George. 801 00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:58,258 Okay, so, good news. 802 00:45:58,258 --> 00:46:01,011 We've got a much more toned-down version of the statement. 803 00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:02,846 The last one was so shit. 804 00:46:02,846 --> 00:46:04,640 Oh, great. 805 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,476 [person on TV] I was once broken up with by a guy's doorman. 806 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:12,397 I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever. 807 00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:13,482 - Hey. - [TV clicks off] 808 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:18,904 I know it's lame. But it will help, believe me. 809 00:46:20,489 --> 00:46:22,991 Before, when you said that you were gonna take care of this, 810 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,244 I thought that meant you were gonna get the video taken down 811 00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:28,080 - or something like that. - We tried. It's the fucking Internet. 812 00:46:28,664 --> 00:46:31,667 Making this statement is taking care of it now. 813 00:46:33,377 --> 00:46:35,045 By having me make an apology? 814 00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:37,339 Yes. 815 00:46:39,341 --> 00:46:40,926 Please just do it. 816 00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:46,473 [scoffs] Sorry, but it's... [stammers] ...not a great look when the person I'm seeing, 817 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:49,810 whose company I fund, has a porno online. 818 00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,186 A porno? [chuckles] 819 00:46:51,186 --> 00:46:55,065 You know what I mean. We're just-- We're limiting the damage. Okay? 820 00:46:56,275 --> 00:46:57,776 Jack, I'm not doing it. 821 00:46:58,569 --> 00:47:02,322 This video being leaked is not my fault. But for some reason, you think it is. 822 00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:05,576 Well, maybe, I don't know-- maybe you shouldn't have made the video 823 00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:07,828 - in the first place. - Uh... 824 00:47:07,828 --> 00:47:09,997 It's certainly not something to be proud of, Keeley. 825 00:47:11,748 --> 00:47:13,584 I don't regret making that video. 826 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:17,129 And I don't regret sending it. 827 00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:25,387 Um, are there more out there? 828 00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:32,936 I don't know. 829 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,275 [breathes shakily] 830 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,699 - What are you doing? - I think I should go. 831 00:47:49,286 --> 00:47:50,454 Are you coming back? 832 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:55,250 I don't know. 833 00:47:59,630 --> 00:48:00,714 [door opens] 834 00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:02,424 [door closes] 835 00:48:04,176 --> 00:48:05,636 Right. [chuckles] 836 00:48:12,518 --> 00:48:13,894 Do you want to go out and celebrate? 837 00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:16,063 Celebrate what? 838 00:48:16,855 --> 00:48:19,191 - Didn't you win today? - Oh, yeah. But... 839 00:48:19,691 --> 00:48:22,236 No. Uh... That's okay though. 840 00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:24,321 Already working on the next one, so... [chuckles] 841 00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:40,295 You should enjoy your victories. 842 00:48:47,261 --> 00:48:48,637 [sighs] 843 00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:52,182 It looks like they did. 844 00:48:59,398 --> 00:49:00,399 [chuckles] 845 00:49:02,901 --> 00:49:03,902 There it is. 846 00:49:04,736 --> 00:49:05,737 What? 847 00:49:06,655 --> 00:49:07,823 I love your smile. 848 00:49:09,449 --> 00:49:10,909 I like to see my boyfriend happy. 849 00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:14,079 Boyfriend. 850 00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:17,916 Hmm. [swallows] Yeah. 851 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,751 If you're into labels. 852 00:49:20,335 --> 00:49:22,212 Yeah. [stammers] No, I'm into labels. Sure. 853 00:49:22,212 --> 00:49:23,922 - Yeah? Ah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 854 00:49:26,258 --> 00:49:28,135 - "This is Jade. She's my girlfriend." - Yeah? 855 00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:29,803 - [chuckles] - Sounds good, doesn't it? 856 00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:31,805 "Nate. That's my boyfriend." 857 00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:34,808 - Nate's your boyfriend? - Yeah. Have you met him? He's amazing. 858 00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:37,019 - Thank you very much. - [chuckles] 859 00:49:37,019 --> 00:49:39,104 [birds chirping] 860 00:49:50,824 --> 00:49:52,242 [doorbell rings] 861 00:49:57,706 --> 00:49:58,582 Jamie. 862 00:49:58,582 --> 00:50:00,334 - Hey. - Hi. 863 00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,294 So, I'm sorry just to drop in on you. I just-- 864 00:50:02,294 --> 00:50:05,005 - Um, I was nervous to text you. I-- - Yeah. 865 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:07,591 I mean, like, you and everyone in my family. [chuckles] 866 00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:09,051 - Yeah. - Yeah. 867 00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:11,303 Well, I just-- I wanted to check in on you. See how you're doing. 868 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:15,098 It's just... [stammers] ...so fucking shit, all of this. 869 00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:17,684 Thanks, Jamie. 870 00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:22,314 Yeah, uh, doing all right. 871 00:50:22,314 --> 00:50:23,482 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 872 00:50:23,482 --> 00:50:24,650 That's good. 873 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:28,487 And I also-- I just-- I wanted to apologize. 874 00:50:28,487 --> 00:50:30,531 - No, you don't have to do that. - No, I do. Oh, no, I do. 875 00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:32,241 - I do. - Jamie, this is not your fault. 876 00:50:32,241 --> 00:50:35,285 No, it-- it is my fault. And let-- let me just-- I just need to tell you. 877 00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:37,704 I deleted it off my phone way back when we broke up. 878 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,414 I deleted everything. 879 00:50:39,414 --> 00:50:42,668 I mean, not straightaway, 'cause... [stammers] ...I did think that you and me 880 00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:44,294 was maybe gonna get back together again. 881 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:49,383 But then you started going out with Roy, and that's when I deleted most of it. 882 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:51,051 Well, like, half. 883 00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:54,054 But that was mostly out of anger, to be honest. 884 00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:57,599 Because, well... [stammers] ...I think-- 885 00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,561 I thought the only reason that the two of you was going out was to make me jealous. 886 00:51:00,561 --> 00:51:01,895 But... 887 00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:03,730 Uh... [inhales deeply] 888 00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:08,402 Then I saw it was real, and then-- then I-- then I got rid of it all. 889 00:51:09,903 --> 00:51:12,656 I just forgot about the fucking emails. 890 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,409 It's so stupid. I should have been more careful. 891 00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:17,536 I should have picked a stronger password or something. 892 00:51:17,536 --> 00:51:18,620 Oh, no. 893 00:51:19,162 --> 00:51:21,373 Don't tell me your password was "password," Jamie. 894 00:51:22,165 --> 00:51:23,000 Yeah. 895 00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:27,254 Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's. 896 00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:35,345 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Keeley. 897 00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:37,598 [chuckles] 898 00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:39,600 Really am. 899 00:51:41,602 --> 00:51:42,603 [Keeley] Hmm. 900 00:51:44,104 --> 00:51:45,814 Thank you, Jamie. 901 00:51:48,275 --> 00:51:51,069 [camera shutter clicking] 902 00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:54,823 Excuse me, do you mind taking a photo of me at the box? 903 00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:56,200 - [passerby] Oh, yeah. - Thanks. 904 00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:59,161 - All right. - No. No, no, no. 905 00:51:59,161 --> 00:52:01,038 - It's like that. Yeah. - Oh. All right. 906 00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:02,623 - It's all right. - Take a good one. 907 00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:05,834 - [passerby] All right. Smile. There we go. - [shutter clicks] 908 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:07,503 [security entry buzzes] 909 00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:10,172 All right, big guy. Time to roll. Let's do it. 910 00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:13,258 - [Michelle] Bonjour! - In here! 911 00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:15,093 Hi, kiddo. [gasps] 912 00:52:15,093 --> 00:52:16,595 - [Ted chuckles] - Mom! 913 00:52:16,595 --> 00:52:19,598 [laughs] I missed you. [kisses] Did you have fun with your dad? 914 00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:21,808 Yeah. He's gonna buy me a drum kit. 915 00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:23,810 Oh, is he really? 916 00:52:23,810 --> 00:52:27,439 [stammers] W-- [mumbling, chuckles] 917 00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:29,233 Oh, you know what? I love you, buddy. 918 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,359 I love you too, Dad. 919 00:52:30,359 --> 00:52:32,194 All right, go on. Get outta here. 920 00:52:32,194 --> 00:52:34,488 [sighs] 921 00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:36,281 I don't know where he gets these ideas. 922 00:52:36,281 --> 00:52:37,616 [chuckles] 923 00:52:37,616 --> 00:52:40,911 - Uh, hey, uh, don't forget this thing. - Oh. 924 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:43,080 Uh... 925 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,206 What are you doing? [chuckles] 926 00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:48,168 You, uh-- Sorry, I was-- I was screwing around. 927 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:50,212 - Okay. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 928 00:52:51,755 --> 00:52:52,798 [stammers] How was Paris? 929 00:52:53,632 --> 00:52:55,592 Oh, it was all right. 930 00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:59,263 Hmm. Yeah. Well, that's what it's known for. City of all rights. 931 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,597 [both chuckle] 932 00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:01,890 [Henry] Come on, Mom! 933 00:53:02,599 --> 00:53:03,600 It was good seeing you. 934 00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:05,394 Good seeing you too. 935 00:53:06,687 --> 00:53:09,314 You know, Dave Grohl learned to play drums on pillows. 936 00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:10,399 I'm coming! 937 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:13,861 [door closes] 938 00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:27,708 Ah, there he is. Huh? 939 00:53:46,143 --> 00:53:47,436 [no audio] 940 00:53:49,062 --> 00:53:50,314 [car door closes] 941 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:51,648 [engine starts] 942 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:03,911 Hmm.