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(足球就是生命)

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跟你們說,我當時並不想說

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因為我想要比較不那麼
侷限在我自己他媽的風格裡...

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可是?

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但我覺得根本是瘋了才會在球季中

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改變我們的整套原則和球風

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可是呢?

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但真是他媽的太棒了

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他們踢得開心,我們也開心

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這些傢伙也開心,所以大家都開心

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我上次看過22個男人在草皮上這麼開心

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是我看死之華樂團
黑烏鴉樂團和費西樂團同台的時候

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那表演一定很精彩

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爛透了,但他們很開心

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- 漂亮
- 射門

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好耶

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吹哨子...

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中場時間到,幹得好

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你們有聽到嗎?羅伊說你們幹得好耶

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兄弟,射門很漂亮喔

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欸,我的吉娃娃啊

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我不記得哪雙是乾淨的,哪雙是髒的

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你會把髒襪子綁在一起?

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它們只是髒,不代表必須沒朋友

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他說得對,畢竟我們都是瑞查的朋友嘛

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嘿,兄弟

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你想等一下去喝杯啤酒嗎?來聊聊吧?

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不要

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欸,糟糕,我選了髒的那雙

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哎呀

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《泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多》

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那麼,妳有傑克的消息了嗎?

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{\an8}妳知道如果自己傳過去的簡訊還沒被讀

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{\an8}就不該再繼續傳了吧?

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{\an8}當然了

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天啊,妳連續傳了兩則簡訊

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這麼一大片的藍色啊

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就是啊

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就好像我的大拇指拉肚子了

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{\an8}過來吧

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{\an8}呃噢

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{\an8}如果女生談心變成女生抱抱

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{\an8}就知道這表示有超慘的事發生了

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{\an8}不然就是什麼也沒發生

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傑克對綺莉搞消失了

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真慘

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一開始她想暫時分開
現在變成了數位版的不告而別

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{\an8}這個詞我永遠都搞不懂

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{\an8}因為我在家鄉有個兄弟叫做西默斯歐麥利

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{\an8}那個王八蛋每次道別都要抱個20分鐘

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{\an8}然後才會離開

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{\an8}對啊,很遺憾聽到這消息

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{\an8}嘿,我做了脆餅給妳,幫妳減輕一點打擊

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{\an8}謝了,泰德

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{\an8}謝謝

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{\an8}什麼?這裡應該有40鎊吧

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{\an8}我今早才知道妳會來這裡

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{\an8}我沒時間做特別的餅乾
所以我就塞了點現金進去

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{\an8}真的很貼心,謝謝你,泰德

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{\an8}想做就去做,就沒錯了

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{\an8}嘿,老闆,妳介意我今天不開記者會嗎?

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{\an8}蜜雪兒跟我得開家長會,我不想錯過

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當然不介意,泰德,家庭第一啊

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我很感激

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我們可以請羅伊去開

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{\an8}我知道他痛恨這種事,但他真的很拿手

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{\an8}我是無所謂啦

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{\an8}好主意

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{\an8}瞧瞧妳,即使心碎,還是很幹練嘛

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{\an8}我沒有心碎,這比較像是心被折到吧

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{\an8}心被折到,我喜歡

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{\an8}這很適合當鄉村歌曲的歌名,像是...

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我在我家裡,心被折到了

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因為你留下的,就只有你的屁味

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好,泰德,掰

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{\an8}而現在你離開了

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{\an8}我寫了這首歌,因為你留下的

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{\an8}就只有你的屁味

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{\an8}- 坎特教練
- 嘿

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{\an8}說曹操,曹操就到

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好

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- 綺莉
- 羅伊

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{\an8}所以,我需要你幫泰德代打

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{\an8}出席今天的記者會,如果可以的話

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他媽的不要

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我是說,泰德為何不能去?

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我是說,我很樂意

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太好了

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我們走吧?

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幹

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我聽到了

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(西漢姆聯隊)

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(我永遠都在吹泡泡)

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謝比先生的外送

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是謝利

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我的...很抱歉

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{\an8}嘿,妳怎麼會跑來?

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我送午餐來給你,想說在這裡一起吃

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我很驚訝德瑞克會讓妳休息

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{\an8}他說沒關係

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{\an8}只要我帶回某個有西漢姆標誌的東西就行

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這我做得到

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不如就拿...

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{\an8}這個吧,滑鼠墊

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{\an8}可以給他一條圍巾

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抱歉,給妳吧

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這個...還有這個,這是正式的專業...

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其實,這樣吧...別拿那個

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我只需要一個

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{\an8}留著下次給他

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媽的

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妳搶在我之前得到他的午安吻了

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魯柏,你好

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好,那麼,小玉,這位是魯柏,我老闆

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魯柏,這位是小玉,我女朋友

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妳好啊

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- 你好
- 幸會

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小玉,真美的名字

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謝謝,其實是招弟的小名

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我母親是用她最愛的阿姨為我命名

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但我不在乎

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等等,我喜歡自視為業餘的方言學家

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妳來自波蘭南部,對吧?

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對,我來自新松奇

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瞧瞧那笑容啊

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是啊,小玉,如果這年輕人
不是這麼優秀的話

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我會說妳配他太浪費了

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這是什麼香味啊?

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小玉送了驚喜午餐來給我

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是雅典滋味的餐點,那是我最愛的餐廳

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我是那裡的服務生

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我會說這就是他最愛那裡的原因

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是啊

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好的,小玉,很高興認識妳

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還有,小內,兄弟

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別搞砸啊

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不會的

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魯柏,再見

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他看起來很有錢,不過看來人也不錯

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對,是啊,他是,他人其實挺好的

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我欠他很多,所以...

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好的

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妳送午餐來真是太好了

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芮貝卡,抱歉打擾了

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妳知道泰德今天不出席記者會嗎?

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知道,我請羅伊代打

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原來是這樣啊

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有問題嗎?

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蓋瑞,我不是那麼說的

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我有你的逐字稿耶

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教練,你真的有說喔

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- 洛伊德,別來亂
- 不要吼洛伊德

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你說了,我引用

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“喬華許是比吉米佩吉更優秀的吉他手”

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你就是這麼說的

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{\an8}好啦,是我說的

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{\an8}但我的意思是說喬華許被低估了

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{\an8}而吉米佩吉被高估了

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{\an8}喬華許是個詩人

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{\an8}吉米佩吉是個他媽的
吃聰明藥的法庭速記員

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你瘋了嗎?
佩吉只要用一根弦就能打敗華許

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你說打敗他是什麼意思?
兄弟,這可不是比賽

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是藝術,你這個他媽的原始人

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- 好
- 各位

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- 好的,我想記者會結束了,好
- 你有問題

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- 我嗎?
- 對,就是你

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各位,我...

168
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《通往天堂的階梯》是被美化的指法練習
你們都知道

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真是太熱情了

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我不記得上次

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我跟你們一起在這裡是何時了...

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在媒體室的各位都是優秀的媒體人

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所以有鑑於此,我樂意回答一些問題

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來吧,問我什麼都可以

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- 好的
- 《獨立報》的馬克斯亞德巴尤

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- 哈囉,馬克斯,你好嗎?
- 我很好

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- 很好,是的
- 威爾頓小姐

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妳覺得史上最強的經典搖滾吉他手是誰?

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很棒的問題

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謝謝,非常感謝

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真是抱歉

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- “奶油樂團的那個人”
- 對,對啦

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雷斯利,別唸我,我慌了嘛

184
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我要去殺死羅伊坎特

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嘿,羅伊不去記者會
因為他本來就是這個樣子

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是的,好
我已經厭倦羅伊本來的那個死樣子

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所以,芮貝卡該展現真我了

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是啊,當然了,我不能...

189
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好喔,這樣就對了

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好耶

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不行,你給我趴回去

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為何?我已經做20下了,輕鬆簡單

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對,在發痛以前都不算

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你們全部都是

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喂,坎特

196
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帶著你那毛茸茸的屁股
滾到我的辦公室來,馬上

197
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你們每一個都知道我的屁股沒有毛

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卻沒有一個人站出來說話

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我永遠不會原諒你們

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他說得對,我們是膽小鬼

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不過如果她說的是瑞查的屁股,那就...

202
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好,現在的人上科學課還會解剖青蛙嗎?

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還是現在只會聊青蛙的感受?

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說真的嗎?都會

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萊德貝特老師
亨利有沒有需要特別做些什麼

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才能提升在妳班上的成績?

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教練,我能不能...

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對,除了吸氦氣以外

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00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:08,770
以薩克知道了

210
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,732
知道泰德兒子的科學課被當掉了?

211
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,401
大醜聞啊

212
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,030
- 他反應如何?
- 不好

213
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,282
他不跟我說話

214
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,451
給他一點時間

215
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,620
你應該不需要,但有些人需要

216
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,622
別忘了,你知道自己是同志已經20年了

217
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,248
更久

218
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,084
當我一出娘胎的時候就回不去了

219
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,049
但我懂你說的,特倫特,謝了

220
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,678
對,嘿,但妳知道我最愛
艾薩克牛頓爵士的是哪一點嗎?

221
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,430
他超接地氣的

222
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,891
泰德,我們得放她走了

223
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,227
對,我們最好放萊德貝特走了

224
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,439
妳有什麼問題啊?

225
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,942
等等,這個我知道答案,問題就是你啊

226
00:12:55,943 --> 00:13:00,781
如果我要求你去開記者會
你就他媽的給我去開記者會

227
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:04,451
好,該死,對不起
我不知道記者會有這麼重要

228
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,370
所以你就沒去?

229
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,623
你這輩子接下來的計畫都是這樣?

230
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,875
只要事情變得不好玩或不輕鬆

231
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,253
你就要放棄嗎?

232
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,341
羅伊,你想怎樣?

233
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,386
你到底想怎樣?

234
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,721
我只是不想被人煩

235
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,809
亂說,羅伊,你要的不只是這樣

236
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:32,271
你深信自己這輩子
都不值得擁有任何好的東西

237
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,983
你寧願喝一碗難喝的湯
然後抱怨湯的分量太少

238
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,696
兄弟,別再找藉口了

239
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,782
因為你那個“我真慘”這一套

240
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,994
真他媽的無聊斃了

241
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458
就這樣嗎?

242
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,503
對,就這樣

243
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,590
目前先這樣

244
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,213
明天的情況看起來如何?

245
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,965
是的,很好

246
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:45,093
我覺得就別派守門員上場吧
給他們一點機會

247
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,054
我喜歡你臭屁的樣子

248
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,018
是果仁蜜餅耶

249
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,311
是啊,請自己...

250
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,066
- 好
- 很高興見到凱特

251
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,069
小玉,她叫做小玉

252
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,571
是啊,當然了,是小玉,對

253
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,406
她也很高興見到你

254
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,243
被女人愛上是最棒的感覺

255
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,524
坐在那上面,不過有點...我們會點喝的

256
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,693
呦,殺手,要幹掉他們喔

257
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,280
我希望他們的裝備員記得帶11個屍袋過來

258
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,701
嘿,比賽後去喝一杯吧,如果你想要的話

259
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,371
好啊,那樣就太好了,我要邀請小玉嗎?

260
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:58,166
不了,我想要就我們兩個喝一杯
來個男子之夜

261
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,171
好啊,那樣很好,我是說,好啊

262
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,677
好,去好好地吹泡泡吧

263
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,638
在城裡的另一邊,西漢姆希望能維持排名

264
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,182
在與南漢普頓之戰中

265
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:14,266
{\an8}(尼爾森路,瑞奇蒙足球俱樂部)

266
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,102
{\an8}而在尼爾森路這邊
當紅炸子雞灰狗們對戰布萊頓

267
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,689
亞羅,紅色火焰最高是攝氏800度

268
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:25,360
瑞奇蒙的打法
比較精準的描述應該是黃色的火焰

269
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,487
克里斯,感謝你的糾正

270
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,157
下次要糾正我,請等到下播的時候

271
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:32,659
這是啥?

272
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,329
我們客滿到啤酒杯都不夠用了

273
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:37,748
乾杯啊

274
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,127
錢來也

275
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,214
這樣比較好喝耶

276
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,591
賽狗場的居民們

277
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,177
最近看著他們的灰狗們名次扶搖直上

278
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,804
空氣中瀰漫著不熟悉的信心

279
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,932
希望他們再次踢進領先群

280
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,226
- 雷斯利,你傳簡訊給我?
- 對

281
00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,394
- 我就坐在這裡耶
- 我現在看到了

282
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,980
傑克來訊

283
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,275
她說她在阿根廷...

284
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,111
要待上幾個月

285
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,780
哎呀

286
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,284
好吧,我想我們正式玩完了

287
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,248
所以呢,現在傑克正式成了我的前任

288
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:23,836
請盡情說出你們不喜歡她的地方吧

289
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:25,212
這個嘛...

290
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,881
她握手握得太緊了

291
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,383
像這樣...

292
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,844
我知道了,妳很友善

293
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:34,555
滾得好啊

294
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,103
好,呦,加油啊,兄弟

295
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:45,649
隊長,痛宰他們吧

296
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,570
以薩克

297
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,906
好的,各位,來吧,注意聽,各位

298
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,533
教練,今天的對手是誰?

299
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:58,537
布萊頓與霍夫阿爾比恩
我不知道對手是律師事務所耶

300
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,624
好,集合,來吧

301
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,055
來吧,隊長,開始倒數

302
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,891
唸到C喊瑞奇蒙,A、B、C

303
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,100
瑞奇蒙

304
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:30,527
布萊頓本來踢得很順利
但後來庫克使出一記重擊

305
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,445
不會吧

306
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,821
麥克杜不小心的一腳

307
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,282
讓瑞奇蒙的射門機會變成了布萊頓的角球

308
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,659
麥克杜失去專注力了

309
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,995
不是隊長通常會犯的錯誤

310
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,207
幹得好啊,麥克杜,你這個他媽的白痴

311
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:46,251
某些瑞奇蒙球迷對麥克杜狠狠地幹譙

312
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,921
角球踢進來了

313
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,006
被守門員接住了

314
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,925
很好,佐羅,太好了,接得好,兄弟

315
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,301
是范達美

316
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,970
克里斯,范達美真是個充滿威嚴的存在

317
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,891
就像在《時空特警》電影中
他分裂了兩次

318
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,602
瑞奇蒙持球

319
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,648
休斯帶球,他在尋找空間

320
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,108
沒有機會,他把球傳回給瑪斯

321
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,487
不好了,庫克截到球,布萊頓發動攻勢

322
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,615
- 就這樣...
- 幹

323
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,909
- 喬米勒讓布萊頓以一比零領先
- 媽的

324
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:22,746
真他媽的,真該死啊

325
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:26,291
這是瑞奇蒙連勝戰績的終結點嗎?

326
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,794
- 兄弟,搞什麼啊?
- 什麼?

327
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,671
- 他們的球門在那裡
- 對,好啊

328
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,840
他媽的進入狀態啊,別走開啊

329
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,466
- 放輕鬆
- 他們的球門在那裡

330
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,343
麥克杜氣壞了

331
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,178
- 對休斯抱怨他犯的錯
- 什麼?怎樣啦?

332
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,889
- 你他媽不要走開啊
- 歐布桑野來調解

333
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,391
- 但麥克杜還是很憤怒
- 幹

334
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,643
- 我們還有時間,加油啊
- 我的天啊

335
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,188
瑞奇蒙在上半場提出了很多的問題

336
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,983
但遲遲無法在布萊頓的球網中踢進一球

337
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,861
現在進入了一分鐘的補時階段

338
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,530
海鷗們將會很開心地進入更衣室

339
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,323
帶著一比零的領先成績

340
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,533
克里斯,有想法嗎?

341
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,326
海鷗是很該死的生物

342
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,745
牠們會從沙灘巾上偷走你的車鑰匙

343
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,749
瑞奇蒙開竅了

344
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:11,211
這是我們期待他們展現的俐落傳球動作

345
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,381
真流暢,在禁區裡一腳出球

346
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,966
羅哈斯進入禁區

347
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,218
被布萊頓鏟走了

348
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,513
上半場結束

349
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:25,475
布萊頓以一比零領先
但兩方都還是有機會

350
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:30,898
瑞奇蒙真丟臉,表現還是爛透了

351
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,484
你們真是一群垃圾

352
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,448
不要再一直傳球了,他媽的想想辦法啊

353
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,202
你們侮辱了這個徽章

354
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,913
你們踢得就像一群他媽的死娘炮...

355
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,292
- 你他媽對我說什麼?
- 什麼?

356
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,669
你他媽對我說什麼?

357
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:57,090
以薩克麥克杜翻過牆,衝進觀眾席

358
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,300
竟然會發生這種事

359
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,259
我的天啊

360
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,136
- 你有膽再給我說一次
- 他似乎是去

361
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,847
與其中一名瑞奇蒙支持者對質

362
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,390
麥克杜,幹得好,給他好看

363
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,601
等等,他是我們這邊的

364
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:08,852
再說一次

365
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,437
你別管

366
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,023
- 他媽的再說一次啊
- 以薩克

367
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,316
五號

368
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:15,943
他媽的

369
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,111
天啊,隊長

370
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:21,532
顯然是一張紅牌,麥克杜必須離場

371
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,703
- 羅伊坎特代表理性的聲音
- 他媽的

372
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,455
- 我的老天爺啊
- 好孩子,喂

373
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,874
把他帶走

374
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,084
什麼?

375
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:35,963
在一鎮混亂之後,中場時間終於開始了

376
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,549
而灰狗們有了更多得討論的話題

377
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,588
好,沒有人要說話嗎?
好,沒關係,我先說吧

378
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:18,672
以薩克,到底怎麼了?

379
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,593
我們的一個球迷說了無知的蠢話

380
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,847
好,那他們說了什麼?

381
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,436
- 我聽到了
- 好

382
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:33,896
他說了不好的話

383
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,316
- 幹?
- 不是,是“娘”開頭的

384
00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:39,693
幹

385
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,366
如果有幫助的話,那名球迷被請離了

386
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,578
我替我父親道歉

387
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,624
抱歉,現在不適合開玩笑

388
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:55,000
雷斯利,要察言觀色啊

389
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:57,753
好,我明白,我...

390
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:02,382
以薩克,聽我說,那個人說的話
是不可原諒的,好嗎?

391
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,135
但,兄弟

392
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:09,223
你的反應可不會被任何西藏修道院
拿去當教材耶

393
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,140
你知道我的意思嗎?

394
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,683
對啊,我們現在缺一個人了

395
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,561
對啊,以薩克,拜託,兄弟
我們也前也不是沒聽過那種話

396
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:20,192
沒錯,那只是胡扯而已,別管他啦,兄弟

397
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,902
別管?

398
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,321
我不想他媽的不去管

399
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,033
如果我們其中一個是同志呢?

400
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,747
我們不該接受這種爛事

401
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,345
好的

402
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,348
- 我去吧
- 好

403
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,939
你覺得應該給我?

404
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,619
不,羅伊,出去,我不需要你進來這裡

405
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,413
別理我,滾開,好嗎?

406
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,790
我搞砸了,給我滾就對了,別理我

407
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,458
我不需要你開始對我吼

408
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,252
我不是來吼你的

409
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,928
那到底他媽的是怎麼回事啊?

410
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,180
我不知道

411
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,517
科林,你知道嗎?

412
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,104
各位,很明顯吧

413
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,731
以薩克是同志,對吧?

414
00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:46,403
從統計數據上來說有一成的人口是同性戀

415
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,988
所以並不怎麼奇怪

416
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,451
所以這房間裡可能有更多人是同志

417
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:05,130
我受寵若驚

418
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,927
各位,我們不需要繼續討論下去,好嗎?

419
00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,929
以薩克現在需要的是我們的支持

420
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:14,973
對,他是我們的隊長耶

421
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,058
兄弟,沒問題啦

422
00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,102
好,各位,我們專注在下半場吧

423
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:21,230
- 好,我們...
- 等等

424
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:23,857
以薩克不是同志

425
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,862
我不知道外頭剛才發生了什麼事

426
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:36,787
但我知道不管是什麼事
都不是真正讓你生氣的事

427
00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:39,915
對吧?

428
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,716
那就相信我

429
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,637
你得去面對那件事...

430
00:25:56,473 --> 00:26:00,018
否則你就會搞砸你真正在乎的事

431
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:06,817
跟你說,他說得對

432
00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:15,534
我們生氣的小事就像山上的雪花

433
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,830
如果我們等得太久,那麼只要打個噴嚏

434
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,457
就會引發一場殺死我們大家的雪崩

435
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:26,712
威爾,謝謝你

436
00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,510
- 你們想來點泡泡糖嗎?
- 別得寸進尺

437
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:45,772
所以,沒事嗎?

438
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:46,940
當然啊

439
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:51,987
- 對
- 當然啊,沒事啦

440
00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:54,865
- 對,是啊,我的朋友
- 完全沒事

441
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:57,743
你是同志,又怎樣?但我們不在乎啊
各位,對吧?

442
00:26:57,743 --> 00:27:01,163
- 對啊
- 沒事啦,兄弟

443
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,248
好,等等,先等一下

444
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,294
科林,跟你說,我們很在乎

445
00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:11,423
我小時候在堪薩斯城
有個朋友叫做史帝夫朱爾

446
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,051
好,他是個丹佛野馬隊的鐵粉

447
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,930
但我們成長的地方
是堪薩斯城酋長隊的地盤

448
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:20,224
所以他遭受了很多的批判

449
00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:25,479
但我呢?我跟他說
這完全不影響我對他的感覺

450
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,023
我跟他說我那時“不在乎”

451
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,150
而我那時是真的不在乎

452
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,530
但後來差不多是1997年或1998年

453
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:39,117
他得連續看超級盃比賽
心裡替丹佛野馬隊加油

454
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:40,202
就他自己一個人

455
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:47,668
第一場比賽,他吃光了
減價超市買來的七層沾醬

456
00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:50,379
就他自己一個人

457
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:53,131
分量超大的,把他的胃搞慘了

458
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:55,384
顯然他把爸媽家地下室的馬桶毀了

459
00:27:55,384 --> 00:27:57,511
我記得那時候的謠言

460
00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:59,805
是他造成了九千美元的損壞

461
00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:03,016
你們能想像嗎?馬桶耶,九千美元

462
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,353
第二年,他又做了一樣的事

463
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,689
就他自己一個人

464
00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:11,483
他應該是覺得這樣能帶來好運吧
我也不知道

465
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:13,819
因為我“不在乎”,所以我不在場

466
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,990
但我應該在乎才對,你們知道嗎?

467
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,410
我應該要支持他的

468
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,791
在那些年,我應該去他家

469
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,337
跟我朋友一起吃那份七層沾醬

470
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:37,634
在他支持的那支爛隊
連贏好幾場超級盃比賽的時候

471
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,559
教練,你剛剛是把身為同志
跟當丹佛野馬隊球迷相提並論?

472
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,354
跟你說,我是,而且我後悔了
好,真是抱歉

473
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:52,733
丹佛野馬隊是他媽什麼鬼東西?

474
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,818
- 對,這是個很好的問題
- 真他媽的

475
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:57,613
拿美式足球來做比喻在這狀況下很不適當

476
00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:58,989
我道歉,好,好的

477
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,949
不過重點是,科林...

478
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:06,330
我們不是不在乎

479
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:08,707
我們很在乎

480
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:13,587
我們很在乎真正的你
還有你肯定受了很多苦的事實

481
00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:15,839
好嗎?

482
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,258
不過,嘿,從現在開始

483
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:22,554
你再也不需要自己默默承受了

484
00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:24,431
好嗎?

485
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:27,809
對,你有聽到嗎?
有我們罩你,兄弟,我們挺你

486
00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:31,647
好,好了,聽好,嘿
我不想在這種時刻提起工作的事

487
00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,857
但我們還得去踢下半場

488
00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:35,025
教練,我們要怎麼辦?

489
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:37,903
缺一個人,我們要做什麼改變嗎?

490
00:29:37,903 --> 00:29:39,655
什麼也不改變

491
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:41,740
來吧,寶貝

492
00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:45,869
來吧

493
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,539
好的,好,隊長,倒數吧

494
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:54,169
哇,是我耶,好

495
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,381
我不知道該說什麼

496
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:00,843
我很榮幸當你們的隊長

497
00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:03,387
然後,跟你們說,我很愛你們大家

498
00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:05,097
數到三,一、二、三

499
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:06,849
我很愛你們大家

500
00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:21,697
比你想像的更糟還是更好?

501
00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:24,157
我想應該是第二好吧

502
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:27,870
最好的是整隊都承認他們自己也是同志

503
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,788
然後我們就能登上歐普拉的雜誌

504
00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:45,762
(《每日獨立報》,麥克杜抓狂)

505
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:50,601
(小玉:嗨,我看到你們贏了)

506
00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:55,272
(對)

507
00:30:57,983 --> 00:31:00,611
{\an8}(恭喜,“男子之夜”開心玩吧)

508
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,574
教練,真棒的比賽

509
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:07,743
是啊,謝謝,羅傑

510
00:31:08,327 --> 00:31:11,246
嘿,我們幾個要去喝一杯,要加入嗎?

511
00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:14,833
聽起來很棒,不過
我今晚要跟魯柏去喝一杯

512
00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:16,543
就我們兩個,所以...

513
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:17,920
你有麻煩了嗎?

514
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,548
為...沒有,就是男子之夜,所以...

515
00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:23,842
好,也許下次吧?

516
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,927
好

517
00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:36,688
- 好耶
- 好耶

518
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,398
- 瑞奇蒙成功了
- 好耶

519
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,942
- 不錯吧?
- 長官,幹得好

520
00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:42,110
他們奪下令人驚心動魄的二比一逆轉勝...

521
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,613
- 兄弟,我超愛你的
- 都靠一次鼓舞人心的轉折

522
00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:45,906
功臣是科林休斯

523
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,574
- 來啊
- 助攻了兩次進球...

524
00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:48,492
好耶

525
00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:50,118
展現出全場我最強的氣勢

526
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,120
哇,亞羅,休斯真是太棒了

527
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,331
- 在本球季早先都在坐板凳...

528
00:31:54,331 --> 00:31:56,542
- 瑞奇蒙隊
- 現在回到了先發陣容

529
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,919
而今天,這個威爾斯人的表現
根本像脫胎換骨

530
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,882
(吉列,足球週六)

531
00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,926
落後一分,缺了一個人

532
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:08,512
灰狗們在下半場進了兩球

533
00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:11,515
兩球都是由突然開竅的科林休斯助攻得分

534
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:17,396
{\an8}但真正的火花是在中場休息時
瑞奇蒙的隊長,以薩克麥克杜

535
00:32:17,396 --> 00:32:21,441
跑進觀眾席去攻擊自己的球迷

536
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,611
平心而論,傑夫
我自己也好幾次想這麼做

537
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,614
{\an8}對,但你沒這麼做,克林頓
因為你不是像麥克杜那樣的瘋子

538
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:30,576
{\an8}- 好,喬治,你不知道...
- 不要...傑夫...拜託喔

539
00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:33,954
不可以跑去觀眾席上,我不管他說了什麼

540
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:36,999
那是不能跨越的界線

541
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,252
所以當我任職那裡的時候
麥克杜不是隊長

542
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:41,712
因為他不是那個料

543
00:32:41,712 --> 00:32:44,590
我是說,拜託
他讓羅伊坎特看起來就像無害的小鹿斑比

544
00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:46,842
他是白痴,不是嗎?拜託

545
00:32:46,842 --> 00:32:48,468
- 麥克杜做那種事
- 對啊

546
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,554
- 他在想什麼啦?
- 他麻煩大了

547
00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:52,306
那傢伙可能是活該,對吧?

548
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:53,640
- 當然
- 毫無疑問

549
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,767
希望他的小孩在他睡覺時拿刀捅他

550
00:32:56,894 --> 00:32:58,645
幹嘛?他來過這裡

551
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:00,772
他曾經對我外甥女克蕾兒很壞

552
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,316
- 不會吧
- 不可以欺負克蕾兒

553
00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:03,942
那個王八蛋去死

554
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:05,402
接下來是東倫敦

555
00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:08,739
神小子的西漢姆在主場處理掉了對手

556
00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:17,080
然後他就跟著我進來了

557
00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:20,125
嘿,魯柏

558
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,002
- 你好嗎?
- 嘿,內森

559
00:33:22,711 --> 00:33:26,423
讓我來介紹一下,她們是凱爾希和莉比

560
00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,883
不對,剛好相反

561
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,218
說反了

562
00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:32,387
好吧,我還是魯柏

563
00:33:33,055 --> 00:33:36,350
這位是神小子,內森謝利

564
00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:37,893
嘿,妳們好嗎?

565
00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:39,520
- 嗨
- 嘿

566
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,523
所以,女孩們今晚會加入我們

567
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:43,607
那就走吧?

568
00:33:49,947 --> 00:33:51,782
魯柏,你不是說這是男子之夜?

569
00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:56,286
是的,相信我,真的是

570
00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:01,124
奧斯卡,我們要去私人包廂了

571
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,005
請送幾瓶香檳過來,謝謝

572
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:12,928
其實,魯柏

573
00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:16,681
我很抱歉,我得走了

574
00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,395
說來話長,我想親自來跟你說

575
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,870
泰德,恭喜你,已經八連勝了

576
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:38,954
拜託啦,特倫特

577
00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:40,831
你知道我不在乎贏或輸的

578
00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,085
不是啦,說實話,能讓我更開心只有一途

579
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:47,754
就是雙手沾滿燒烤醬

580
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:50,340
羅伊,你覺得連勝如何?

581
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:54,386
不要,別要我聊這爛話題

582
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:56,346
連勝是不能聊的

583
00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:59,892
我祖父母幸福地結婚了51年

584
00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:02,853
因為他們從不跟彼此說話,快滾吧

585
00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:06,064
幹得好啊,各位,恭喜

586
00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:09,318
又一次

587
00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:12,988
天啊,希金斯在模仿
DJ卡利給我們看,不錯喔

588
00:35:12,988 --> 00:35:13,947
那是誰?

589
00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:16,200
- 平行思維
- 顯然是的

590
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,702
泰德,媒體在等你囉,陣仗很大

591
00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:21,205
美國版《我們的辦公室》裡的小姐
就是這麼說

592
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:23,165
好,我馬上過去

593
00:35:23,165 --> 00:35:24,499
好

594
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:33,800
- 他要來了
- 雷斯利,謝謝

595
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,261
妳有給泰德談話重點嗎?

596
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,264
沒有,我很久沒給了

597
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:41,808
天啊

598
00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:01,828
{\an8}好,好的,今天由我來

599
00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:04,373
有問題嗎?

600
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,501
他媽的

601
00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,796
你,沒刮毛的光頭男

602
00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:16,593
坎特教練,你或球隊會原諒
以薩克麥克杜今天的所作所為嗎?

603
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,345
這真是個他媽的蠢問題

604
00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:21,139
我們當然不會

605
00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:24,643
以薩克做的事很糟糕
他只吃一張紅牌已經很走運了

606
00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:26,353
好,那他為何要那樣?

607
00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:46,039
當我在桑德蘭剛崛起的時候

608
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:49,334
隊上有個老鳥,是在地人

609
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,462
他和他老婆就快要生下第一個孩子

610
00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:54,298
在某天的訓練中

611
00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:58,760
我開了個玩笑,說從統計數據上來看
我可能才是真正的爸爸

612
00:36:59,845 --> 00:37:04,558
兄弟們都笑了,但他變得他媽的超生氣

613
00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:07,895
他狠狠地痛扁了我一頓

614
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:11,607
我眼睛被打出了黑輪
牙齒被打掉,還斷了三根肋骨

615
00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:14,067
我有六場都不能出賽

616
00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,320
而他被踢出了球隊

617
00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:21,074
在那之後,沒有球隊敢要他

618
00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:24,912
後來在那個夏天,在我能正常呼吸之後

619
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,080
我在一間酒吧碰見他

620
00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:31,210
我有個機會
針對我那該死的蠢笑話向他道歉

621
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:36,089
而他跟我說...

622
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,260
他和他老婆失去了寶寶...

623
00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:43,263
在那件事發生前的一個月

624
00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:49,853
他沒跟任何人說,全都藏在心裡

625
00:37:56,568 --> 00:38:00,656
{\an8}嘿,我懂有人覺得如果他們買了門票進場

626
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:05,577
{\an8}就有權利對足球員大吼任何惡毒的話

627
00:38:06,703 --> 00:38:10,832
{\an8}但他們不只是足球員,他們也是人

628
00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:17,798
我們全都不知道
彼此的生活中發生了什麼事情

629
00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:24,888
{\an8}所以,以薩克之所以會有今天的行為

630
00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,099
{\an8}即使那是錯的...

631
00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:31,061
{\an8}我以愛支持他

632
00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:37,568
{\an8}至於他為何會做這種事...

633
00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,740
那他媽的跟我一點關係也沒有

634
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:49,121
下一題

635
00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,331
好,新的特倫特

636
00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:54,126
教練,聊聊科林休斯吧

637
00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:57,212
好,他是很優秀的球員,也是很好的人

638
00:38:58,130 --> 00:38:59,423
我覺得我們沒有好好利用他

639
00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:01,300
- 我覺得你說得對
- 很高興我們有共識

640
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,218
比起以前的特倫特,我比較喜歡你

641
00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,137
下一題

642
00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,312
你,哥布林王,說

643
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,249
嘿

644
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,335
嘿

645
00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:38,378
男子之夜呢?

646
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:10,994
嘿

647
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:16,875
你騙我

648
00:40:19,336 --> 00:40:20,337
好幾年

649
00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:27,886
我有什麼問題,讓你覺得不能跟我說?

650
00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:31,974
沒有,這跟你無關

651
00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:34,268
問題在我

652
00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:39,231
我99%相信你會支持我

653
00:40:39,815 --> 00:40:44,736
但是想到你可能不會支持我的那1%
把我給嚇壞了

654
00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:54,580
我不知道你是怎麼辦到的
我根本無法保守祕密

655
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:57,207
我知道,這也是我沒跟你說的原因

656
00:40:57,791 --> 00:41:00,043
我沒跟人說好幾年了

657
00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:03,630
而從你發現的那一秒開始
我連一個月也撐不過去

658
00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:11,180
兄弟,對不起

659
00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,934
你現在要跟所有人說了嗎?

660
00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:20,230
不要

661
00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:23,984
球隊知道了,我覺得這樣就夠了

662
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,528
不會有人說出去的

663
00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:30,782
我保證

664
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:38,165
要進來嗎?

665
00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:45,464
好,好啊

666
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:47,341
進來吧

667
00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:05,484
“上或下”
是性愛體位還是睡覺的位置?

668
00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,277
性愛體位

669
00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:09,154
不過如果床是上下舖的話,就兩者皆是

670
00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:11,240
你會上女人嗎?

671
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,616
不會,我是男同志

672
00:42:12,616 --> 00:42:14,701
我知道,但如果不得不呢?

673
00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:18,247
- 1967年的拉寇兒薇芝
- 選得好

674
00:42:19,331 --> 00:42:22,918
- 誰是隊上身材最好的人?
- 我不要跟你說,你絕對猜不到

675
00:42:24,086 --> 00:42:25,879
- 邦伯凱契
- 對

676
00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:29,299
全隊一起洗澡呢?你是怎麼撐過去的?

677
00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:31,927
我會低下頭,想全球暖化的事

678
00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,930
是啊,如果我常常
都得跟一群女生洗澡的話

679
00:42:34,930 --> 00:42:36,431
我肯定會硬爆的

680
00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:40,811
兄弟,我愛你

681
00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:45,524
你說不出來,對吧?

682
00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:48,569
對

683
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,904
但你知道我是愛的吧?

684
00:43:57,095 --> 00:43:59,097
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