1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,462 [crew member 1] Jeff, we just got this in. Do we have time to run this? 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,506 - [crew member 2] Stand by, camera one. - [crew member 3] In four, three, two... 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,424 - [Stelling] Yeah, got it. - [Morrison] All right, let's go then. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,553 {\an8}Hello, and welcome to Soccer Saturday. 5 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:14,181 {\an8}I'm Jeff Stelling, here with George Cartrick 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,265 and Clinton Morrison. 7 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,769 {\an8}Now, the hottest team in the country is clearly Richmond 8 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:25,275 {\an8}on a ten-game winning streak on the back of some inspired play by Sam Obisanya. 9 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:29,488 {\an8}Jeff, you have to think Sam Obisanya will make his Nigeria debut, 10 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,031 {\an8}- or the world's gone truly mad. - Mm-hmm. Mmm. 11 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,617 {\an8}But our top story: 12 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,954 {\an8}the mysterious managerial vacancy at West Ham United. 13 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:41,375 {\an8}The club has suddenly parted ways with the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley. 14 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,669 {\an8}It's a shocker, Jeff. They were having a great season. 15 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:47,714 {\an8}Yeah, but look, Nate Shelley isn't the reason West Ham are in second place. 16 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,634 {\an8}I mean, "Wonder Kid"? Come on. 17 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,303 {\an8}- He was my kit man, for God's sake. - [chuckles] 18 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,640 {\an8}No, Rupert Mannion is the brains behind this whole operation. 19 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,811 {\an8}Okay. Uh, let's turn our attention to the international break. 20 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,146 {\an8}National squad announcements are trickling in. 21 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:06,525 {\an8}Which players will get the honor of representing their country? 22 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,985 [players chattering] 23 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,947 All right, fellas, way to play out there today. 24 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,783 Congratulations on yet another victorious outcome! 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,036 - [cheering, applauding] - That's right. 26 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,039 Oh, ooh! Hey, quick reminder. 27 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,667 Because of the break in our schedule due to international play, 28 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,003 there is no game next week, all right? 29 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,088 [cheering] 30 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,299 All right. Hey, look, kind of hurts my feelings 31 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,051 y'all don't want to spend next weekend with me, if I'm being honest. 32 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,804 But I am the strong silent type, so I ain't gonna let you know. 33 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,682 But I'm also loud and weak, because I, like all humans, 34 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,309 contain multitudes. Am I right? 35 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,935 - [players murmuring] - [Jamie] Great speech. 36 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,606 Anyhoo, we want to say good night and good luck to the fellas on our squad 37 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,358 that have been chosen to represent their home country next week. 38 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,943 Coach, who we talking about? 39 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:54,364 Just up the way at Wembley, making his debut for England, Jamie Tartt! 40 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,116 [all cheering, applauding] 41 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,034 [Ted whoops] 42 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:04,791 Taking the plane to Toronto to play goal for Canada, Van Damme! 43 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,210 - [Jamie] He's got a plane ticket. - [cheering] 44 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:10,005 Who will be going up against Mexico and Dani Rojas! 45 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,382 - [jeering, cheering] - Whoo-hoo! 46 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,511 - [chuckles] - Oh, boy. 47 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,388 Bumbercatch holding it down for Switzerland. 48 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,390 - [players cheering] - Whoo! My guy! 49 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,309 Whoo! Wait, hold on. Bumbercatch, you're Swiss? 50 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,852 Yeah. Look at me. 51 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,395 No, you-- No, you're right. Yeah. All right. 52 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,313 [players chuckling] 53 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,149 - And repping Wales, Colin Hughes! - Hey, there he is. 54 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,193 - [players cheering] - [Jamie] Let's go, boyo. 55 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:35,906 Is that it? 56 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,658 And that's it. 57 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:46,500 Okay. All right, well, let's go ahead and wish our friends safe travels 58 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,835 and Godspeed, 59 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:51,255 or whatever narcotic your deity chooses to self-medicate with. 60 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,131 Rest of y'all, see ya on Monday. 61 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,050 [players chattering] 62 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,270 Oi, 24. 63 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,813 They fucked you, man. I'm sorry. 64 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,606 [clicks tongue] Ah. It's okay. 65 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,359 Hey, congrats to you though. [chuckles] 66 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,362 Listen. You good, yeah? 67 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,822 Yeah, yeah. Of course. 68 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,121 [sighs] 69 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,707 Hey, yo. Congrats, bro. 70 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,253 I am not your bro. 71 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,841 We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch. 72 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,136 - [gasps] - [muttering in Spanish] 73 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,309 What the f-- 74 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,644 {\an8}[theme music plays] 75 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,625 So you're telling me it only shows up once a month? 76 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,170 - And it never skips a month? - Only if you're pregnant. 77 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,507 {\an8}Mmm. Well, shoot. I got to check out this wine delivery service. 78 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:18,132 {\an8}Sounds like a real corker. Yes. 79 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,052 Hmm. Did you hear about Nathan? 80 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,179 - I did. - What do we think happened there? 81 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,225 {\an8}Well, boss, I'm like an incomplete list of Madeline Kahn's best films: 82 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,185 - I ain't got no clue. - [sighs] 83 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,978 And it ain't really none of my business anyhow. 84 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,981 Ted, look, I mean this in the nicest way possible, 85 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,234 but you suck at girl talk. 86 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,027 I know. I just don't like gossip. 87 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,779 {\an8}[stammers] It's not gossip, Ted. 88 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,406 {\an8}- It's speculation. - [Ted] Mmm. 89 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,493 I've actually been hearing rumblings of inappropriate workplace behavior 90 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:47,496 - over at West Ham. - See? Excellent girl talk. 91 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,539 Hmm. 92 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:51,458 {\an8}So, chaps, what do we think? 93 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:55,254 {\an8}Is Nathan capable of being involved in something like that? 94 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,090 - No. - Nah. 95 00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,758 {\an8}- Good morning. - [Rebecca] Hello, Leslie. 96 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,803 {\an8}So, I heard some interesting scuttlebutt last night. 97 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:06,014 {\an8}Ooh. I don't like gossip, but my butt don't mind a little scuttle. 98 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,474 Go on, Leslie. 99 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,810 Edwin Akufo's back in town. 100 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,311 Oh, what now? 101 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,646 Apparently, he's sniffing around 102 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,732 about trying to create a Super League of some sort. 103 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:16,942 Where did you hear this? 104 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,611 Well, Rebecca, I am the director of Football Operations. 105 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,532 And a bunch of us DFOs have a little jazz jam band 106 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,743 - we call "The Directors of Beboperations." - Mmm. 107 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,079 {\an8}Akufo came up at rehearsal. 108 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,456 {\an8}Ooh. This is not good. 109 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,083 {\an8}[all murmuring] 110 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,961 {\an8}I'm sorry. Why is it so bad that a billionaire wants to put together 111 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,546 {\an8}a bunch of superheroes to fight crime? 112 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,965 {\an8}Ooh, Ted, you're thinking of the Justice League. 113 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,425 {\an8}- God, dang it. Yeah, I am. - Hmm. 114 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,761 {\an8}Super League is when the world's biggest and wealthiest teams 115 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,096 {\an8}decide to compete against each other. 116 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:49,766 {\an8}So, not only would David never get to face Goliath, 117 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,811 {\an8}the Davids could cease to exist altogether. 118 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:53,812 [whistles] Wow. 119 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,899 {\an8}You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Rupert was involved in this. 120 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,066 - [Trent, Higgins] Hmm. - [cell phone buzzes] 121 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,612 {\an8}Ah. Speak of the devil. 122 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,740 Ooh. 123 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,117 {\an8}- [cell phone clatters] - [buzzing stops] 124 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,787 [sighs] 125 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,498 - [clicks tongue] It was Rupert. - Yes. 126 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,834 Sorry. Okay. I thought it was the actual devil for a second. 127 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:16,919 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 128 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,555 [Nathan grunts] 129 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,640 Are you alive? 130 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,226 {\an8}[Nathan sighs] Unfortunately, yeah. [sighs] 131 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,145 You're okay. 132 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,022 {\an8}[sighs] 133 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:39,525 Am I an idiot? 134 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,151 Sometimes, yes. 135 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,905 No, I meant for quitting my job. 136 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,825 Do you wish you hadn't? 137 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,663 Then there's your answer. 138 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,294 {\an8}I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 139 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,255 Do you need me to stay? 140 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,009 {\an8}No. No, that's-- No, I'm okay. 141 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,680 Do you want to come to Poland with me? 142 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,933 You can help me and my family screw in light bulbs. 143 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,978 - [chuckles] That's very funny. - Why is it funny? 144 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,732 {\an8}[stammers] I don't know. Sorry. I-- No. 145 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,948 - I'll see you in a few days. - Mm-hmm. Thank you. 146 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,665 {\an8}[softly] Goodbye. 147 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,793 - [door closes] - [sighs, grunts] 148 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,629 [sighing] 149 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:47,092 [people clamoring] 150 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:57,436 [paparazzo] Can you tell us about Coach Shelley? 151 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,149 Hey, Nate! Nate! 152 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,360 [sighs] 153 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,537 [elevator bell dings] 154 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,123 - Hi. - Sorry. 155 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,333 - It's all right. - Thanks. 156 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,377 [gasps] Ooh! Shit. 157 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,255 Uh... 158 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,640 Keeley, you are the nicest boss I've ever had. 159 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,267 Thank you, Dan. 160 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,102 And definitely the hottest. 161 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,438 That's a complicated compliment. 162 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,358 [chuckling] Thank you. 163 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,859 Yeah. 164 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,074 Barbara, what's going on? Are we being slowly robbed? 165 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,618 Oh. Wait. [stammers] I'm sorry. 166 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,119 You haven't spoken with Jack? 167 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,163 I haven't heard from Jack in weeks. 168 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:03,377 But she emailed me last night to say that she was gonna reach out and tell you. 169 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,045 Tell me what, Barbara? 170 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:14,555 [clicks tongue] The board of the VC have decided to pull funding. 171 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,767 They're shutting down KJPR. 172 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:21,979 What? 173 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,606 When? 174 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,276 Oh, well, don't worry, we've got plenty of time. 175 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,320 - We don't have to be out till Friday. - It's Wednesday. 176 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:34,366 Yeah. I suppose that is, uh, quite soon, isn't it? 177 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,369 Especially if you didn't get the email last night. 178 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,816 - [mover 1 laughs] - [mover 2] I mean, if he doesn't 179 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,818 want to coach West Ham for millions, I'll bloody do it. 180 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,904 - [laughing] - [muttering] 181 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,406 [mover 2] What a wanker. 182 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,628 [cries] 183 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,925 Pineapple juice or apple juice? 184 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,431 Hi. 185 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,601 Hey, Dani! 186 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:46,271 [chuckles] Dani, what's up, man? [chuckles] 187 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,774 He's my teammate. 188 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,074 Dani. Dani, you want some chips? 189 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,896 [Ted] Oof. Boy, oh, boy. 190 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,191 Tell you what, Sam had himself a case of the mean reds out there today, yeah? 191 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,734 I don't fucking blame him. 192 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,237 It's hard to see the ball when your eyes are full of tears. 193 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,405 [groans] 194 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,031 Hey, Sam! 195 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,993 Hey, look, I know this week ain't been easy on ya. 196 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:44,162 [stammers] But don't forget, even the great Michael Jordan himself 197 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,164 didn't make his high school varsity basketball team. 198 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,332 - Yeah? - Yes, Coach. 199 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,878 But wasn't that because he was only a 5'10" sophomore 200 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,755 and the team was in need of height, so they sent him to the junior varsity 201 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,424 with the hope that he would develop physically? 202 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,843 Which he did, growing 5 inches the very next summer. 203 00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,928 I mean, if you know all the details, 204 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,847 it does render the story a little less motivational, 205 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,432 but my point still stands. 206 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,017 Keep your head up. Be a goldfish. 207 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,685 - All right? - Okay. 208 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,689 [phone chimes] 209 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,482 Boom! 210 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,361 Tonight, me and Jane have reserved an axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye. 211 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,697 You fellas care to join the festivities? 212 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,284 Hmm. That sounds equal parts fun and dangerous. What are y'all celebrating? 213 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,245 Karma's speedy delivery of a shit sandwich to the Wonder Turd. 214 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,039 Here, Jane made targets. 215 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:34,963 Hmm. Don't you feel it's bad karma to celebrate someone else's bad karma? 216 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,882 No. You in? 217 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,177 I'd love to, but I've got a, uh, thing. 218 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,346 - [grunts] - [scoffs] 219 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,097 - [cell phone rings] - Oh, here we go. 220 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:45,974 Hey, Janey baby! 221 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:50,521 Yeah, we're all set. Could you remember to bring my throwing axe, please? 222 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:53,607 No, not that one. The one with the leather sleeve. 223 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,150 You know what? Just bring 'em all. 224 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,986 [chuckles] Yeah, we are. 225 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,697 Okay. Love you too. [kissing] 226 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,784 - [sighs] - How many axes you got now? 227 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,911 Seventeen. But they're not all for throwing. 228 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,580 Right. But they're all here in the UK? 229 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,458 Oh, yeah. Couldn't imagine being in a different country than my axes. 230 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,543 Hmm. 231 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,336 Oh, she's gonna have trouble carrying that. 232 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,720 - [chuckles] Hey, Sam. - Hey. 233 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:28,934 Oh, I'm-- I'm so sorry about the national team. 234 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:33,146 Oh. Uh, well, you know. I guess I could have worked harder. 235 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,775 Well, I think you're wonderful. 236 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,610 [chuckles, inhales deeply] 237 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,988 - Thank you, Rebecca. Oh. [chuckles] - [chuckling] 238 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,326 - See you. - [Rebecca] Yeah. 239 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,291 [chuckles] 240 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,212 Hello, Rebecca. 241 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,132 Where's the Hockney I gave you? 242 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,927 Got rid of it. Sorry. W-- How did you get past security? 243 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,846 Oh. My old mate, Renee. 244 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,265 The creepy old man that lives in the sewers? 245 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,808 Oh, Rebecca, that's rude. 246 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,852 He only works in the sewer. [chuckles] 247 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,855 Right. Well, maybe next time you could make an appointment. 248 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,233 Of course. 249 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,528 So... [sighs] ...what do you want? 250 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,115 To invite you to this meeting for the Akufo League. 251 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:27,743 Why? 252 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:31,163 I wanted to extend an olive branch. 253 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,749 And I think it's important that you're part of this. 254 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,793 Could be great for the game. 255 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,088 Well, I will give it some thought. 256 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,882 Good. 257 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:47,888 Sneaking in here today reminded me of, uh, the first match I ever saw at Nelson Road. 258 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,890 Ah, when they used to play by candlelight. 259 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,141 [chuckles] 260 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,228 I look forward to hearing from you. 261 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,025 What happened with Nathan Shelley? 262 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:06,031 Some people just aren't ready when they get their shot. 263 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,750 [party horns sounding] 264 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,212 [both] Happy Uncle Day! [giggling] 265 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,924 - You know it's not a real holiday, right? - Yes, it is. 266 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,300 Right, Mummy? 267 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,136 Any day that annoys Roy... [clicks tongue] ...holiday for me. 268 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:29,888 [doorbell rings] 269 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,473 I'll get it. 270 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:36,436 Phoe told me that Uncle's Day is her favorite holiday of the year. 271 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,855 - Fuck off. - Yeah, seriously. 272 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,399 It was, uh, Uncle's Day, Uncle Roy's birthday, 273 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,109 and then Perchtenlaufen, 274 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,778 the German holiday where people dress up as evil spirits 275 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,657 and roam the streets in order to scare winter away. 276 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,119 She might be an old soul, but she's a proper fucking dweeb, isn't she? 277 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,620 [Jamie] Is that your Range Rover outside? 278 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,081 - No, it's my mum's. - Oh, right, all right. 279 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,624 Hey, how you doing? You all right? 280 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,877 - Sorry I'm late. [chuckles] - Oh, it's okay. 281 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,379 You can just s-sit down next to Uncle Roy. 282 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,422 Hello, Uncle Roy. 283 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,132 What the fuck is he doing here? 284 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,718 I had to invite your best friend. 285 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,304 - He's not my best friend. [scoffs] - He isn't my best friend. 286 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:15,559 Well, you talk about him a lot, and you spend every day together. 287 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,894 Well, he's not. 288 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,521 So, who's your best friend, Jamie? 289 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,939 Uh, probably Isaac. 290 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,108 - Fuck off. - He is. 291 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,111 - That's a pound, Uncle Roy. - Bill me. 292 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,114 Okay. Now, open Jamie's gift. 293 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:33,076 Ah, it's-- it's... [stammers] ...stupid. It's dumb. I don't know. 294 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,162 Here. [stammers, chuckles] 295 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,501 It's your original England kit from the 2014 World Cup. 296 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,005 Your name's on the back there. [mumbles] 297 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,719 Uh, I got 'em to change the E to a U. 298 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,772 I love it. 299 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,361 Oh. 300 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,614 Yeah. You owe me a pound, Jamie. 301 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,532 But I didn't say nothing. 302 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:17,037 N-No, but you made me think it, and that's basically the same thing. 303 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,083 Yeah, fair play. 304 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,292 - Okay, my turn. - [chuckles] 305 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:24,962 All right. 306 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,339 - Who's that? - [Phoebe's mom, Phoebe chuckle] 307 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:28,924 Good wrapping, that. 308 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,055 I made it at school. 309 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:39,935 The colors spell your name. Red, orange, yellow. Roy. 310 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:41,854 Oh. 311 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:45,232 She's been very excited to give it to you. 312 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,358 What do you think? 313 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,529 - Well, I mean, I fucking love it. - [Phoebe's mom chuckles] 314 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,447 It was worth it. 315 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,201 [clears throat, smacks lips] 316 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,248 Thank you. 317 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,795 Okay. Mum and I are going to put our costumes on for the performance. 318 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,424 Heads-up, team. There is an intermission. 319 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:18,390 [breathes deeply] Your sister is fit. 320 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,475 - I will cut your eyes out. - [chuckles] 321 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,449 Simi, w-what's going on? I--I thought we were fully booked. 322 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,034 All the reservations bailed. 323 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,077 Well, except one. 324 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,457 - Hey, you. Look who it is. - [sighs] 325 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,501 It is Pinky Dick. 326 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,462 Oh, sorry. I mean Sam. 327 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,839 Of course you remember Francis. 328 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,967 Charles, this is Pinky Dick. 329 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,594 Oh, I mean Sam. 330 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,472 Pinky-Dick-I-mean-Sam, this is Charles Siziba, 331 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,391 - food blogger for The Times. - It is nice to meet you. 332 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,311 Edwin has told me awful things about you. 333 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,941 Charles is helping me find the best West African chef in London 334 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:14,404 because I'm starting my own Nigerian restaurant but 20 meters from here. 335 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,198 - You-- You're doing what? - [stammers] 336 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,117 We are going to serve the finest Nigerian cuisine, 337 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:23,247 along with Chicago-style hot dogs, because it's my favorite food. 338 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:27,292 - Oh, Sam. I mean Pinky Dick. - Mmm. 339 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,629 Mr. Akufo found a tiny piece of glass in his food. 340 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,798 I assume our meal will be complimentary? 341 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:35,384 Um, yeah, sure. Whatever. 342 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:36,468 [Charles] Good man. 343 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:42,766 It is nice to put a name to such an ugly, horrible face. 344 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,524 I'm so sorry to see that business is not going well. 345 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,442 No, no, no. Actually, we were fully booked. 346 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,069 We just had a few last-second cancellations. 347 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:58,073 That's because all the reservations were me. [chuckles] 348 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,784 [imitates woman's voice] Hello. Ola's Chop Life? 349 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,954 Can I make a reservation for eight for Wiafe. 350 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,040 [in American accent] David Ettlemen, party of six. 351 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,418 [in British accent] Starkey, party of four. Fab four. 352 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,255 [in French accent] Table for 12, please. Last name Picard. 353 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:17,718 And please, bring out all of your finest African cheeses. 354 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,807 - Good to see you, Edwin. - Isn't it? 355 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,188 Ah! [speaks foreign language] 356 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,606 Hmm! 357 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:35,694 Yes, I was so sad to hear that you were not selected for Nigeria's national team. 358 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:40,115 But I was happy to hear that the Nigerian government was pleased 359 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:45,787 to accept a free $20 million check from me to keep you off the team. 360 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:51,793 I will never stop, you Nigerian turd. 361 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,881 Never ever. 362 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,760 [singsongy] No, never. 363 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,595 [clicks tongue, speaks foreign language] 364 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,069 [sighs] Please don't do this, Francis. 365 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:24,785 [sighs] 366 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,460 [sighs] 367 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:50,936 [objects clattering] 368 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,444 - [Lloyd] Stop right there. - [Nathan] Sorry. 369 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,321 - [police officer] What's the emergency? - Nathan? 370 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,406 [Nathan] Yeah. 371 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,950 Never mind, Officer. My son is home. 372 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,285 - [breathing deeply] - [phone clicks] 373 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:08,871 You moved the key. 374 00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:10,080 Jesus Christ. 375 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,041 Hey, Mum. 376 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,753 Do you want anything to eat, dear? 377 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,673 No, thank you. Um, I just wanna sleep actually. 378 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,805 Well, if you're cooking, I could eat something. 379 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,182 Lloyd, stop. 380 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,266 What? 381 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,486 [beeps] 382 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,119 [elevator bell dinging] 383 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:00,964 [sighs] 384 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,051 - [Leslie] Oh! - [Rebecca] Leslie? 385 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,887 - [grunts, pants] - Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. 386 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,181 Ah, it's okay. It's not too bad. 387 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:13,018 Oh! Ah-- Oh! Damn. [sighs] 388 00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:16,522 [sighs, breathes deeply] How can I help, Rebecca? 389 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,732 I just need some advice. 390 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:19,942 Oh. [stammers] 391 00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:21,777 - Keeley didn't text you back? - She did not. 392 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,237 - Ted? - Can't find him. 393 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,405 - Sassy? - On a plane with no Wi-Fi. 394 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,449 - Can you imagine that? - Disgusting. 395 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,535 - How about your mother? - Are you fucking with me? 396 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,871 I am flattered. Okay, let's do this shit. 397 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,625 Um... [inhales sharply] 398 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,710 I don't want to be part of the Akufo League. 399 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,588 Oh, why? Because he's an emotionally erratic billionaire 400 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,757 with the temperament of one of those kids in Willy Wonka 401 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,093 that gets murdered at the chocolate factory? [chuckles] 402 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,178 I don't think that's what happens, Leslie. 403 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:52,683 I hate to break it to you, Rebecca, but those children are dead. 404 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:57,229 [inhales sharply] I think the only reason Rupert has invited me in 405 00:23:57,229 --> 00:24:00,232 is because I'm a woman and it'll make them look good. 406 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,735 Who cares why Rupert invited you? 407 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,404 You've got a seat at the table. 408 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,739 So go and see what's what. 409 00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:11,827 Hmm? 410 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,248 Thank you, Leslie. [sighs] 411 00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:21,253 Oh, and if any of the other people start disappearing one by one 412 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:25,549 due to a series of unfortunate accidents seemingly caused by their own hubris, 413 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,509 you get the hell out of there. Do you hear me? 414 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,309 [sighs] 415 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,273 [sucks] 416 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,448 [phone chimes] 417 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,134 Everything all right, dear? 418 00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,844 Everything? Fuck no. 419 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:15,098 What is it called when you have the opposite of the Midas touch? 420 00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:18,393 - The Midas shits. - That's it. That's what I have. 421 00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,270 Everything I touch turns to shit. 422 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,774 Shit helps things grow, love. 423 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,610 Oy, I'm Keeley. What's your name? 424 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:32,491 - Mae. - Mae? I wasn't expecting that. 425 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,035 - That's a really nice name. - [chuckles] 426 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,954 - Short for anything? - Maybe. 427 00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:38,705 And is this your place, Maybe? 428 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,834 [inhales deeply] Little over 40 years. 429 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,878 Wow, that's impressive. 430 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,507 It's hard though, right? Being a boss? 431 00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,634 [scoffs] It has its moments. 432 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,594 Hmm. 433 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,763 But for some, it's better to follow your gut 434 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,475 than pretend to be excited by following someone else's. 435 00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:04,273 What would you do if someone took it all away from you? 436 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,651 Like the man once said, 437 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,612 "Once you make it to the top of the mountain, 438 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,365 what's left for you but lightning?" 439 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:23,041 Wait, is the lightning a good thing or a bad thing? 440 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:28,255 Depends whether you're ready for it or not. 441 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,135 Now, I'm gonna get you some food. 442 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:38,098 'Cause I can't have another sad, skinny girl pass out in my pub. 443 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,184 Fucks me Yelp rating. 444 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,268 [scoffs] 445 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:44,980 [sighs] 446 00:26:58,452 --> 00:27:00,454 ["Red Right Hand" playing] 447 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,812 [guffawing] 448 00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:36,698 [whispers] Bocce balls. 449 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:41,495 Psst! Psst, psst! 450 00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:44,122 Psst! Psst! Ted! 451 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,124 Ted! Ted! 452 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:54,967 Hey. 453 00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:24,496 - [gasps] Ah, ye-- - [cell phone chimes] 454 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:28,834 [knocks] 455 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:44,141 [commentator 1] You know, Lanny, when Mexico comes up here in our kitchen, 456 00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,809 the record books go right out the window. 457 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,060 [Lanny] Well, for sure, Bruce. 458 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,605 [Bruce] It's a tough game, but there's a begrudging mutual respect 459 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:50,606 between the two teams, hey? 460 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,317 [Lanny] Oh, they go together like nachos and poutine. 461 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:55,611 [Bruce] Oh, now you've made me hungry. [chuckling] Oh, no. 462 00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:56,737 [both chuckle] 463 00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:59,323 - [Lanny] Oh! Mexico gains possession. - [Coach Beard] Here we go! 464 00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:02,868 [Bruce] Dani Rojas is on the loose, face-to-face with Van Damme. And-- 465 00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:04,912 [all] Ooh! 466 00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:07,873 - [players exclaiming] - [Lanny] Oh, no! Right in the nose. 467 00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:10,375 [Bruce] Straight in the sniffer. That almost seemed deliberate. 468 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,668 Dani kicked the crap out of it too. 469 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:14,546 [Lanny] Ah, for sure, Bruce. He's a different fella in a Mexico shirt. 470 00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:17,007 [Bruce] That's a lot of blood, for gosh sakes. 471 00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,717 I apologize for the language there, folks. 472 00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,265 [phone chimes] 473 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:31,730 [chuckles] 474 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:38,987 [phone chimes] 475 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:47,621 [sighs] 476 00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:55,963 [phone buzzes] 477 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:07,474 [car alarm chirps] 478 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,562 Hey. [laughs] 479 00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:13,313 Twins. [laughs] 480 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,649 Fuck's sake. 481 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:20,779 [grunts] 482 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,138 [phone chimes] 483 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,876 [sighs] 484 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,680 Oh. 485 00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:32,351 [inhales deeply] 486 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:34,978 [exhales heavily] 487 00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:51,328 [inhales deeply] 488 00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:55,207 [hissing] 489 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,652 All right, go on in. 490 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:29,366 - Have a nice day, Uncle Roy. - You too. 491 00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:30,367 You look nice. 492 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:32,870 - Sure. - Bye! 493 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,667 [sighs] 494 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:39,960 [Ms. Bowen] It's Coach Kent. 495 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,632 - Hello, Ms. Bowen. - You don't have to call me Ms. Bowen. 496 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:49,094 - You can use my first name. - Okay, uh... 497 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,387 You don't know it, do you? 498 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:52,890 No. 499 00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:55,267 - Leann. - Hello, Leann. 500 00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,476 I like your T-shirt. 501 00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:58,812 You off to protest the Vietnam War? 502 00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:03,066 - Phoebe made it for me. - Ah. 503 00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:07,321 - You look different. - [inhales deeply] Well, yeah. 504 00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:10,032 I don't normally dress like a fucking clown. 505 00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:11,742 No, I don't mean the T-shirt. I mean you. 506 00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:14,161 You seem lighter than the last time I saw you. 507 00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:17,664 Less... [inhales deeply] ...stuck. 508 00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:20,542 - Stuck? - Yeah, stuck. 509 00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:22,961 Hold on. 510 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:27,508 Weren't you flirting with me last time I saw you? 511 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:31,261 I teach kids. I don't mind cleaning up a mess. 512 00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:32,346 [chuckles] 513 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:35,849 I just hope that mess didn't cause too much damage. 514 00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:50,030 Fudge. 515 00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:55,494 - It's good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 516 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:01,792 [sighs] 517 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:04,002 "I don't mind cleaning up a mess." [scoffs] 518 00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:05,295 Smooth move, fuckwitch. 519 00:34:05,295 --> 00:34:07,047 [school bell rings] 520 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,590 All right, kids, let's go! 521 00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:14,346 [Keeley] Hi, Barbara. 522 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:15,806 That's a nice outfit. 523 00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:19,101 Oh, thank you. Yes. I-- I like clothes that tell the truth. 524 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,022 I got you something. 525 00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:27,525 [chuckles] 526 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:36,368 Thank you for all your help. 527 00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:43,458 [chuckles] I really wish that we could have worked together longer. 528 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,543 You're fun. 529 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,504 - I am? - Yeah. 530 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:52,592 [sighs] Thank you. 531 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:59,349 It's just that I have to buy the snow globe, 532 00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:00,434 or it doesn't really count. 533 00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:02,728 Oh. Okay. 534 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:05,856 Um, do you have any cash on you? 535 00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,859 Oh, uh, yes. [chuckles] 536 00:35:10,736 --> 00:35:12,070 It was actually 60 quid. 537 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,155 Oh. 538 00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:17,492 Hmm, I think you paid a bit too much there. 539 00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:18,869 [Keeley chuckles] 540 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:24,124 Thank you for this. 541 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:27,544 You're welcome. 542 00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:30,923 Uh, I'm gonna need the receipt. 543 00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:35,469 - Of course. Um, can I email it to you? - Yeah, email's great. 544 00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:37,137 - Sooner the better. - I'll get on it. 545 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,305 [Barbara clears throat] 546 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:06,208 {\an8}[Maria] Nathan, your father and I are headed to the farmers' market 547 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:07,125 {\an8}for a few hours. 548 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,169 We love you, sweetheart. 549 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:21,640 Hello, there. Good morning. 550 00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:25,102 - Ah. Hello, madam. - Hello there. 551 00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:27,271 - Can I take your coat? - Oh, yes, absolutely. 552 00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:29,898 - Thank you. - Thank you. 553 00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:33,735 [all laughing] 554 00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:36,363 [breathes deeply] 555 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,823 [Rupert] Hello, Rebecca. 556 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:40,659 Ah. Rupert. 557 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:43,620 Thank you for accepting my invitation. 558 00:36:44,538 --> 00:36:46,790 How could I resist the chance of having a bunch of old men 559 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:47,875 speak directly to my chest? 560 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,251 [laughing] 561 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:53,088 Mr. Mannion... [pants] ...you left your phone in the car. 562 00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:54,131 [Rupert] Oh! 563 00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:56,842 And your fecalist emailed your results. 564 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,970 Two big thumbs up... [chuckles] ...as expected. 565 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:01,430 Wonderful. 566 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:05,142 Ms. Bread, uh, Rebecca Welton. 567 00:37:05,142 --> 00:37:08,187 Rebecca, this is my assistant, Ms. Bread. 568 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,022 Nice to meet you. 569 00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,030 Oh, excuse me. [chuckling] 570 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,536 - New assistant? - Yeah. 571 00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:28,415 What happened to the corporate pixie dream girl? 572 00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:31,043 Oh. [scoffs] Skewed. Dramatic. 573 00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:35,380 - Shall we? - Yes. 574 00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:40,677 So, gentlemen, hello. 575 00:37:40,677 --> 00:37:45,098 I believe most of you know Rebecca, owner of AFC Richmond. 576 00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:47,809 Oh. It's been my title since we got divorced, 577 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,353 and I took the only thing he ever loved. 578 00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:51,688 - [all laughing] - [club owner] Wonderful. 579 00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:55,150 - Rebecca. - Hello, Robert. 580 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,611 When Rupert told me you were joining us today, 581 00:37:57,611 --> 00:37:59,029 I was truly excited. 582 00:37:59,029 --> 00:37:59,988 Oh. 583 00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:04,868 Then when you walked in, in that outfit, I remember why. 584 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:06,787 - [Rupert, Robert chuckling] - [door opens] 585 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:10,499 [laughs] Greetings to you all! 586 00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:12,459 And thank you for coming. 587 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:14,044 [clicks tongue] Uh, Francis. 588 00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:18,632 Eh. 589 00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:22,344 - Rebecca. - Mr. Akufo, 590 00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:24,346 how wonderful to see you again. 591 00:38:24,346 --> 00:38:27,057 - Yes, I'm very glad that you are here. - Ah. 592 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:30,811 It's nice to not be the only minority in the room, eh? 593 00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:38,443 Gentlemen and lady, I'm sure you're all very anxious to get started. 594 00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:41,363 But as my father would say, 595 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,741 "Never talk business on an empty stomach." 596 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:45,909 So... 597 00:38:45,909 --> 00:38:46,910 [snaps fingers] 598 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:53,834 Please take your seats and let us enjoy some delicious Ghanaian bites 599 00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:56,295 as well as some Chicago-style hot dogs, 600 00:38:56,295 --> 00:38:59,965 as enjoyed by the likes of Scottie Pippen, Obama and Ferris Bueller. 601 00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:01,049 Please. 602 00:39:03,177 --> 00:39:05,220 Yes, please. Please sit down. Sit down. Sit down. 603 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,306 ["Light" playing] 604 00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:31,306 Thanks. 605 00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:36,812 [song ends] 606 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:44,236 So, now that our bellies are full, let us talk business. 607 00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:48,031 But first, there is one thing to take care of. 608 00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:56,957 [swallows] 609 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:01,211 [thudding] 610 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,130 [sighs] 611 00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:06,341 It's okay. I will leave now. 612 00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:09,469 Yeah-- Yeah, no, thank you, Nicolay. It's just easier for everybody-- 613 00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:11,722 No, no. I get it. 614 00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:15,893 It's just the whole Russia thing. You know, it's not a good look right now. 615 00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:19,229 - [door bangs] - You-- It's-- It's-- It's a "pull." 616 00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:21,565 - [banging continues] - [Edwin] You have to pull. It's a-- 617 00:41:21,565 --> 00:41:25,694 It's a-- You're pu-- You're pushing. It's a pu-- You have to pull the door. 618 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:28,030 - What you're doing is obviously w-- - [banging continues] 619 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:30,324 - You're pushing, and you have to pull. - [Nicolay groans, muttering] 620 00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:31,909 There. [stammers] Okay, goodbye. 621 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:34,953 Okay, gentlemen. And one woman. 622 00:41:34,953 --> 00:41:39,958 I invited you here to tell you about the Akufo League. 623 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:45,130 A global football league made up of only the best teams. 624 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:50,594 Yes, it will cost the fans a bit more, and some may not be able to afford it. 625 00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:54,890 But those who can will see the cream of the crop. 626 00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:57,893 Each matchup, a clash of titans. 627 00:41:58,393 --> 00:42:02,105 - Each game, an undry dream. - Mmm. 628 00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:05,943 Now, in the beginning, some people will hate it 629 00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:09,154 because some people hate change. 630 00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:14,076 But remember, at one time, we only rode horses... 631 00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:16,870 - [club owners] Mmm. - ...and hated the idea of automobiles. 632 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:19,790 - [club owners] Mmm. - Now we can't live without our cars, 633 00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:23,710 and the hot dogs we just ate are 85% horse meat. 634 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:26,880 - [club owners groan] - Change is inevitable. 635 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,716 Why should football not change? 636 00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:31,593 Why should it not evolve? 637 00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:35,597 Why should your profits not grow exponentially? 638 00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:37,307 [club owners murmur] 639 00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:42,479 Yes, the fans will protest. They will whine. 640 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:46,233 They will make up mean-spirited but admittedly clever parody songs 641 00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:50,028 using our surnames and sing them outside the buildings that we own. 642 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:56,910 But in time, they will come to embrace the superior product. 643 00:42:56,910 --> 00:43:01,707 Just as we have all embraced the automobile... 644 00:43:01,707 --> 00:43:03,292 [club owners] Mmm. 645 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,460 - ...the smartphone... - [club owners] Mmm. 646 00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:08,255 - ...the squatty potty. - [club owners] Mmm. 647 00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:13,427 The Akufo League is the future of football. 648 00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:16,263 And the future is now. 649 00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,224 [snaps fingers] 650 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:22,477 Francis will pass out the projections for the first five years. 651 00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:23,437 Thank you. 652 00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:27,107 - Please take a moment to peruse. - [cell phone buzzes] 653 00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:38,869 Thank you. 654 00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:42,372 [softly] Thank you. 655 00:43:43,081 --> 00:43:44,082 Hmm. 656 00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,473 [discordant music playing] 657 00:44:04,895 --> 00:44:06,188 [exhales deeply] Okay. 658 00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:16,365 [melodic music playing] 659 00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,463 [violin playing continues] 660 00:44:31,463 --> 00:44:33,549 [owners chattering] 661 00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:38,053 - Yeah. - Yes. 662 00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:42,099 Well, makes sense to me. I'm in. 663 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,184 Wonderful. 664 00:44:44,768 --> 00:44:46,270 [Rupert chuckles] 665 00:44:49,147 --> 00:44:52,943 Rebecca, what do you think? 666 00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:58,782 Is this a fucking joke? 667 00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:02,035 Excuse me? 668 00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:17,342 What do you think you're doing? Just stop it! 669 00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,930 I mean, how much more money do any of you really need? 670 00:45:24,308 --> 00:45:28,187 Why would you ever consider taking something away from people 671 00:45:28,187 --> 00:45:30,480 that means so much to them? 672 00:45:31,106 --> 00:45:32,524 This isn't a game. 673 00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:36,820 Football isn't just a game. 674 00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:39,031 [commentator 1] England dominating. No surprise. 675 00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:41,283 {\an8}[Rebecca] It's one of those amazing things in life 676 00:45:41,283 --> 00:45:44,494 that can make you feel shit one moment... 677 00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:47,581 [commentator 2] You'd expect Southgate to be looking at his bench about now, 678 00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:50,167 - and we do have a substitution. - [players cheering, chattering] 679 00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:52,920 AFC Richmond's Jamie Tartt winning his first cap for England. 680 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,962 [all chattering, cheering] 681 00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:56,215 {\an8}[commentator 2] An unforgettable moment and well-earned. 682 00:45:57,424 --> 00:46:01,011 [Rebecca] And then, like it's Christmas morning the next. 683 00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:02,304 {\an8}[commentator 2] Tartt's wearing 24, 684 00:46:02,304 --> 00:46:06,016 {\an8}a nod to his Richmond teammate, the spectacular Sam Obisanya. 685 00:46:06,016 --> 00:46:09,978 [Rebecca] It has the ability to make heroes and villains out of ordinary men. 686 00:46:12,022 --> 00:46:14,024 [playing music] 687 00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:22,324 [Rebecca] People love this game. 688 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,035 My father loved this game. 689 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,288 You all used to love this game. 690 00:46:28,997 --> 00:46:30,207 I'm sure of it. 691 00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:40,217 I knew this little boy. Working-class. From Richmond. 692 00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:47,224 And he loved football so much, he used to sneak into the matches 693 00:46:47,224 --> 00:46:50,477 because his family just couldn't afford the tickets. 694 00:46:51,854 --> 00:46:55,357 And one afternoon, he finally got caught. 695 00:46:58,110 --> 00:47:03,198 And the security guard smacked him round the face, knocked him on the ground. 696 00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:04,658 [Rupert chuckles] 697 00:47:05,659 --> 00:47:09,705 But that little boy stood up, smiled, 698 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,709 kicked the security guard in the bollocks and ran away. 699 00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,211 Never to return. 700 00:47:17,546 --> 00:47:22,342 Until 25 years later, when he walked in and bought the entire club. 701 00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:26,722 And on his first day as owner, 702 00:47:26,722 --> 00:47:29,933 he went and found that same security guard 703 00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:33,645 and gave him a pay rise without any explanation. 704 00:47:37,816 --> 00:47:42,779 Just because we own these teams doesn't mean they belong to us. 705 00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:49,453 And I don't want to be part of something 706 00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:53,665 that could possibly destroy this beautiful game. 707 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:59,546 Because I would hate for all those little kids and grown-ups out there 708 00:47:59,546 --> 00:48:06,386 to ever lose access to that beautiful, passionate part of themselves. 709 00:48:10,432 --> 00:48:12,434 What a lovely speech. 710 00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:21,777 Now, who wants to make a lot of money? [chuckles] Eh? 711 00:48:22,736 --> 00:48:24,738 [sighs] 712 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,959 [both laughing] 713 00:48:44,466 --> 00:48:47,427 [laughing continues] 714 00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:49,513 [music continues playing] 715 00:48:55,727 --> 00:48:56,937 Jesus fucking Christ! 716 00:48:58,188 --> 00:48:59,773 Hey, sorry. 717 00:49:01,316 --> 00:49:02,401 I thought you'd gone out. 718 00:49:02,401 --> 00:49:06,238 I did. But my acid reflux started playing up, so I came home. 719 00:49:07,531 --> 00:49:08,699 I didn't know you had acid reflux. 720 00:49:09,867 --> 00:49:10,868 I don't. 721 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:14,037 But your mother knows I like my alone time. 722 00:49:15,372 --> 00:49:17,416 Oh, sorry-- sorry if I disturbed you. 723 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:20,002 [stammers] No, no, not at all. 724 00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:24,047 I really miss hearing you play. 725 00:49:24,673 --> 00:49:27,384 [exhales sharply] You do? 726 00:49:27,384 --> 00:49:28,510 Of course. 727 00:49:30,179 --> 00:49:31,930 Thought you hated it when I played. 728 00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:35,017 Why on earth would you think that? 729 00:49:35,017 --> 00:49:38,854 [scoffs] 'Cause you literally said that to me once, Dad. 730 00:49:39,438 --> 00:49:41,023 You said I wouldn't practice enough. 731 00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:44,610 How I was squandering my potential and wasting my privilege. 732 00:49:47,196 --> 00:49:50,240 [sighs] You were given opportunities I never had, 733 00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:53,076 and so I expected a lot from you. 734 00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:57,039 Well, it scared the shit out of me. 735 00:49:58,373 --> 00:49:59,541 I know that now. 736 00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:01,793 And I'm sorry. 737 00:50:03,879 --> 00:50:06,089 I didn't know how to parent a genius. 738 00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:09,510 What? 739 00:50:10,594 --> 00:50:11,595 A genius. 740 00:50:13,263 --> 00:50:14,473 You're brilliant, Son. 741 00:50:16,099 --> 00:50:18,143 You've always seen things other people couldn't, 742 00:50:18,727 --> 00:50:19,728 and that's a blessing. 743 00:50:22,773 --> 00:50:24,983 Yet I know it must also be a curse too. 744 00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:28,362 But you're right. 745 00:50:30,489 --> 00:50:33,492 I pushed you to be the best at everything, even at violin. 746 00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:37,829 'Cause I thought that's what I had to do. 747 00:50:39,665 --> 00:50:41,041 I thought that's what you wanted. 748 00:50:44,002 --> 00:50:46,880 I just-- I just liked playing. 749 00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:52,135 Nathan, be successful, don't be successful. 750 00:50:53,178 --> 00:50:54,805 I never cared about any of that. 751 00:50:56,431 --> 00:50:58,308 I just want my son to be happy. 752 00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:14,700 [sighs] 753 00:51:27,045 --> 00:51:29,756 Well, that was all very interesting. 754 00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:31,633 - [Rebecca chuckles] - Lunch soon? 755 00:51:31,633 --> 00:51:32,593 Yeah, sure. 756 00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:37,014 Rebecca, you still look lovely. [chuckles] 757 00:51:39,725 --> 00:51:40,934 You know... [sighs] 758 00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:44,021 ...the last time I saw you two alone in a room together, 759 00:51:44,605 --> 00:51:45,814 was right after your wedding. 760 00:51:48,317 --> 00:51:50,694 You really wanted me to leave. [chuckling] 761 00:51:56,366 --> 00:51:59,453 Hey, remember when we, uh-- 762 00:51:59,953 --> 00:52:02,539 we both snuck into a Richmond game together? 763 00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:04,291 I do. 764 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:06,710 Although you were the owner of the club, 765 00:52:06,710 --> 00:52:10,672 - so the stakes were a little bit lower. - [chuckles] 766 00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:14,092 Oh-- Oh, you got, um-- M-May I? 767 00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:16,303 - Oh, yeah. - [stammers] 768 00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:17,346 [grunts] 769 00:52:17,346 --> 00:52:19,223 [both chuckling] 770 00:52:20,766 --> 00:52:23,310 - [sighs] - [inhales deeply] Hmm. 771 00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:27,648 Rupert. 772 00:52:57,886 --> 00:53:00,889 - Oi, what you doing there? - Jesus fucking Christ! 773 00:53:01,515 --> 00:53:03,225 Look at you in color. 774 00:53:03,225 --> 00:53:05,936 - What are you doing here? - I live here. 775 00:53:05,936 --> 00:53:07,521 But it's the middle of the day. 776 00:53:09,231 --> 00:53:10,274 What's that? 777 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:12,901 It's for-- uh, it's for you. 778 00:53:13,485 --> 00:53:14,486 Oh. 779 00:53:17,698 --> 00:53:20,325 - You don't have to look now. You can-- - I don't mind. 780 00:53:21,410 --> 00:53:22,578 [inhales deeply] 781 00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,467 I still can't read your handwriting. 782 00:53:43,765 --> 00:53:44,933 [inhales deeply] 783 00:53:48,562 --> 00:53:52,149 "Dear Keeley, I want you to know something. 784 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:57,654 You never did anything wrong. It was all me. 785 00:53:59,364 --> 00:54:02,826 I was stuck. Stuck in my own shit. 786 00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:07,372 And I didn't wanna cause you any harm with it, so I pulled away. 787 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,959 But you are..." 788 00:54:18,675 --> 00:54:24,181 You are and always will be Keeley fucking Jones. 789 00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:30,521 And if I ever did anything-- 790 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:35,442 anything at all-- 791 00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:37,861 that made you feel like that wasn't true... 792 00:54:40,405 --> 00:54:41,782 I'm so sorry. 793 00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:46,620 I love you. 794 00:54:53,252 --> 00:54:55,587 "Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. XOXO." 795 00:54:56,129 --> 00:54:58,757 [breathes deeply] 796 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,347 You are the only Roy I know. 797 00:55:05,931 --> 00:55:09,142 - Well, I didn't want to assume. - Hmm, no. 798 00:55:14,314 --> 00:55:16,316 ["Golden Star" playing] 799 00:55:18,110 --> 00:55:19,111 Thank you. 800 00:55:28,996 --> 00:55:29,997 Okay. 801 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:41,425 [Nathan chuckles] 802 00:55:41,425 --> 00:55:42,634 Ooh. 803 00:55:44,386 --> 00:55:45,387 I win. 804 00:55:46,555 --> 00:55:48,724 - [Lloyd] Come on. - [Maria chuckles] 805 00:55:48,724 --> 00:55:51,977 - [all speaking indistinctly] - [Maria] Come on. 806 00:55:53,729 --> 00:55:55,355 - [Maria] Oh. - [Lloyd, Nathan chuckling] 807 00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:56,732 [doorbell rings] 808 00:55:58,108 --> 00:55:59,109 [knocking] 809 00:56:02,988 --> 00:56:04,740 [gasps, screams] Have you been shot? 810 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:07,284 I just convinced a roomful of Rupert's dickhead friends 811 00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:08,827 to pull out of the Akufo League. 812 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:11,705 - Oh, no! - Oh, no, it's very good. Hug me. 813 00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:14,625 - Oh, yes! Oh, I'm so proud of you! - [chuckles] 814 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:16,543 Oh! Even though I don't totally get it. 815 00:56:16,543 --> 00:56:18,462 Thank you. Wait. 816 00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:21,548 Now that I know that you're actually alive, I'm very cross with you. 817 00:56:21,548 --> 00:56:22,925 Where the hell have you been? 818 00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:26,470 And they just pulled your funding? 819 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:30,057 - Mmm. - Arseholes. Why didn't you tell me? 820 00:56:31,183 --> 00:56:32,684 Well, I couldn't find the right time. 821 00:56:34,311 --> 00:56:35,687 And the right way. 822 00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:38,273 And I didn't want to. 823 00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:41,735 Well, they are idiots. 824 00:56:41,735 --> 00:56:44,655 Because you, Keeley Jones, are a bloody marvel. 825 00:56:44,655 --> 00:56:46,073 Hmm. 826 00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:49,076 How much money were they putting in? 827 00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:53,121 No. I'm not letting you do that. It's a lot. 828 00:56:53,121 --> 00:56:56,416 Oh, shut up. My money, my choice. Come on, tell me. 829 00:57:03,841 --> 00:57:04,842 What are you doing? 830 00:57:04,842 --> 00:57:07,344 This is how they do it in the movies. 831 00:57:16,228 --> 00:57:17,688 Are you joking? 832 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,439 I told you. 833 00:57:20,649 --> 00:57:22,484 I think I have that much money on me in cash. 834 00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:24,611 - No. - Yes. 835 00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:26,154 - No! - Yes. 836 00:57:27,197 --> 00:57:28,949 - Thank you! - [chuckles] 837 00:57:30,367 --> 00:57:31,577 [inhales deeply] 838 00:57:31,577 --> 00:57:33,912 - Rupert tried to kiss me. - What? 839 00:57:35,038 --> 00:57:36,206 Did your lips touch? 840 00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:38,125 No, I pulled back straightaway. 841 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:39,209 [exhales heavily] 842 00:57:39,209 --> 00:57:43,380 [inhales sharply] And I just looked at him and made it all so clear. 843 00:57:43,964 --> 00:57:45,465 - [Keeley] Mmm. - [sighs] 844 00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:49,094 - Babe, that's huge. - Mmm. 845 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:55,058 Jesus. Can you imagine if you fell for it, and you got back with Rupert? 846 00:57:55,058 --> 00:57:59,563 After all that floppy cock has done, you would have to be insane. 847 00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:02,399 You would have to be at the bottom of your emotional barrel 848 00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:05,319 to do something that dumb, right? [chuckles] 849 00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:20,626 Hi. 850 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:40,020 [sniffs] 851 00:58:55,035 --> 00:58:56,036 [chuckles] 852 00:59:00,332 --> 00:59:01,750 [Nathan] Thanks, Renee. 853 00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:09,591 We've done some restructuring, 854 00:59:09,591 --> 00:59:16,223 but KJPR would still love to help you take your sunglasses global, Ms. Jayye. 855 00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:22,437 Ooh, I would maybe say "ambitious nightmare" over "crazy." 856 00:59:22,437 --> 00:59:25,065 But, uh, yes, we have parted ways with Shandy. 857 00:59:25,732 --> 00:59:30,195 Okay. Of course. Great. Yeah, talk to you soon. 858 00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:33,907 - [gasps] Nice. Okay. - Ms. Jones. 859 00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:39,580 Barbara, hi. What are you doing here? 860 00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:44,585 I need to give this back to you. 861 00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:50,549 I've given Jack my resignation, 862 00:59:50,549 --> 00:59:55,053 and I only buy a snow globe when I leave a job. 863 00:59:56,638 --> 00:59:59,308 I mean, th-that is, i-if you're looking for a CFO. 864 00:59:59,308 --> 01:00:01,810 - I mean, I-- I might not-- It's-- - [Keeley squeals] 865 01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:03,896 ["Done Did Me No Good" playing] 866 01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:08,609 [chuckles] 867 01:00:11,904 --> 01:00:13,030 Would you mind loosening your grip? 868 01:00:13,030 --> 01:00:15,657 'Cause I need to get the receipt so you can reimburse me. 869 01:00:15,657 --> 01:00:17,034 Thank you. 870 01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:21,371 [chuckles] 871 01:00:21,371 --> 01:00:22,956 [players chattering] 872 01:00:22,956 --> 01:00:24,833 [Sam chuckles] 873 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,961 How are you? 874 01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:35,761 Hola, amigo. 875 01:00:37,095 --> 01:00:38,430 Ho-- Hola. [chuckles] 876 01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:40,098 How's your nose feeling, man? 877 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:42,226 It feels broken. 878 01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,687 It was such a crazy game, right? 879 01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:48,106 I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was. 880 01:00:48,106 --> 01:00:50,359 [chuckles] So many memories. 881 01:00:50,943 --> 01:00:55,614 [laughs] He saved the ball with his nose. Top ten moments in sports history. 882 01:00:55,614 --> 01:00:57,574 - You good? - Hey. Yeah, not bad. 883 01:00:57,574 --> 01:00:59,660 [chattering continues] 884 01:01:21,431 --> 01:01:22,975 So where are you from originally? 885 01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:24,810 None of your business. 886 01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:27,396 Yeah. Yeah, it is a bit personal. 887 01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:30,315 - [Coach Beard grunts, whines] - [Trent] Hmm? 888 01:01:30,315 --> 01:01:31,400 [Coach Beard grunts] 889 01:01:41,285 --> 01:01:42,911 - [grunts] - [grunts] 890 01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:43,996 [Trent] Hmm. 891 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:48,876 Hmm. 892 01:01:50,085 --> 01:01:51,086 {\an8}Hmm. 893 01:01:55,549 --> 01:01:56,633 I'm from Peoria. 894 01:02:02,222 --> 01:02:04,600 [breathes deeply] 895 01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:06,643 - [knocking] - Morning, boss. 896 01:02:06,643 --> 01:02:08,395 Ah, good morning, Ted. 897 01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:11,106 Oh, that's cool! Did you draw that? 898 01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:14,151 No, Ted, that's a David Hockney. 899 01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:16,111 Oh, well, he's a very talented little boy. 900 01:02:16,111 --> 01:02:17,404 - [chuckles] - There you go. 901 01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:25,370 Ted, I want to share something with you that I've realized recently. 902 01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:27,831 How weird it is that Margherita pizza doesn't have alcohol in it? 903 01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:28,790 I'm with you, sister. 904 01:02:28,790 --> 01:02:33,504 No, Ted. I've realized I no longer care if I beat Rupert. 905 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:35,923 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 906 01:02:36,632 --> 01:02:38,133 I mean, I still want to win. 907 01:02:39,384 --> 01:02:40,636 But for all of us. 908 01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,348 For Richmond. 909 01:02:44,348 --> 01:02:47,184 [chuckles] I wanna win for us too. 910 01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:55,067 It just feels like it's ceremonial at this point. 911 01:02:55,067 --> 01:02:58,403 As long as none of that tree piss gets in my mouth, I'm actually okay with it.