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[crew member 1] Jeff, we just got this in.
Do we have time to run this?
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- [crew member 2] Stand by, camera one.
- [crew member 3] In four, three, two...
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- [Stelling] Yeah, got it.
- [Morrison] All right, let's go then.
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{\an8}Hello, and welcome to Soccer Saturday.
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{\an8}I'm Jeff Stelling,
here with George Cartrick
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and Clinton Morrison.
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{\an8}Now, the hottest team in the country
is clearly Richmond
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{\an8}on a ten-game winning streak on the back
of some inspired play by Sam Obisanya.
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{\an8}Jeff, you have to think Sam Obisanya
will make his Nigeria debut,
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{\an8}- or the world's gone truly mad.
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
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{\an8}But our top story:
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{\an8}the mysterious managerial vacancy
at West Ham United.
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{\an8}The club has suddenly parted ways
with the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley.
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{\an8}It's a shocker, Jeff.
They were having a great season.
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{\an8}Yeah, but look, Nate Shelley isn't
the reason West Ham are in second place.
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{\an8}I mean, "Wonder Kid"? Come on.
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{\an8}- He was my kit man, for God's sake.
- [chuckles]
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{\an8}No, Rupert Mannion is the brains
behind this whole operation.
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{\an8}Okay. Uh, let's turn our attention
to the international break.
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{\an8}National squad announcements
are trickling in.
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{\an8}Which players will get the honor
of representing their country?
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[players chattering]
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All right, fellas,
way to play out there today.
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Congratulations on
yet another victorious outcome!
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- [cheering, applauding]
- That's right.
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Oh, ooh! Hey, quick reminder.
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Because of the break in our schedule
due to international play,
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there is no game next week, all right?
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[cheering]
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All right.
Hey, look, kind of hurts my feelings
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y'all don't want to spend next weekend
with me, if I'm being honest.
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But I am the strong silent type,
so I ain't gonna let you know.
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But I'm also loud and weak,
because I, like all humans,
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contain multitudes. Am I right?
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- [players murmuring]
- [Jamie] Great speech.
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Anyhoo, we want to say good night
and good luck to the fellas on our squad
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that have been chosen to represent
their home country next week.
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Coach, who we talking about?
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Just up the way at Wembley,
making his debut for England, Jamie Tartt!
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[all cheering, applauding]
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[Ted whoops]
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Taking the plane to Toronto
to play goal for Canada, Van Damme!
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- [Jamie] He's got a plane ticket.
- [cheering]
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Who will be going up against Mexico
and Dani Rojas!
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- [jeering, cheering]
- Whoo-hoo!
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, boy.
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Bumbercatch holding it down
for Switzerland.
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- [players cheering]
- Whoo! My guy!
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Whoo! Wait, hold on.
Bumbercatch, you're Swiss?
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Yeah. Look at me.
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No, you-- No, you're right. Yeah.
All right.
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[players chuckling]
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- And repping Wales, Colin Hughes!
- Hey, there he is.
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- [players cheering]
- [Jamie] Let's go, boyo.
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Is that it?
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And that's it.
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Okay. All right, well, let's go ahead
and wish our friends safe travels
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and Godspeed,
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or whatever narcotic your deity
chooses to self-medicate with.
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Rest of y'all, see ya on Monday.
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[players chattering]
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Oi, 24.
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They fucked you, man. I'm sorry.
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[clicks tongue] Ah. It's okay.
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Hey, congrats to you though. [chuckles]
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Listen. You good, yeah?
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Yeah, yeah. Of course.
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[sighs]
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Hey, yo. Congrats, bro.
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I am not your bro.
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We are now enemies,
and soon, you will be my bitch.
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- [gasps]
- [muttering in Spanish]
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What the f--
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{\an8}[theme music plays]
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So you're telling me it only shows up
once a month?
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- And it never skips a month?
- Only if you're pregnant.
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{\an8}Mmm. Well, shoot. I got to check out
this wine delivery service.
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{\an8}Sounds like a real corker. Yes.
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Hmm. Did you hear about Nathan?
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- I did.
- What do we think happened there?
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{\an8}Well, boss, I'm like an incomplete list
of Madeline Kahn's best films:
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- I ain't got no clue.
- [sighs]
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And it ain't really
none of my business anyhow.
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Ted, look,
I mean this in the nicest way possible,
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but you suck at girl talk.
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I know. I just don't like gossip.
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{\an8}[stammers] It's not gossip, Ted.
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{\an8}- It's speculation.
- [Ted] Mmm.
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I've actually been hearing rumblings
of inappropriate workplace behavior
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- over at West Ham.
- See? Excellent girl talk.
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Hmm.
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{\an8}So, chaps, what do we think?
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{\an8}Is Nathan capable of being involved
in something like that?
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- No.
- Nah.
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{\an8}- Good morning.
- [Rebecca] Hello, Leslie.
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{\an8}So, I heard some interesting scuttlebutt
last night.
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{\an8}Ooh. I don't like gossip,
but my butt don't mind a little scuttle.
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Go on, Leslie.
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Edwin Akufo's back in town.
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Oh, what now?
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Apparently, he's sniffing around
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about trying to create
a Super League of some sort.
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Where did you hear this?
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Well, Rebecca,
I am the director of Football Operations.
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And a bunch of us DFOs
have a little jazz jam band
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- we call "The Directors of Beboperations."
- Mmm.
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{\an8}Akufo came up at rehearsal.
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{\an8}Ooh. This is not good.
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{\an8}[all murmuring]
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{\an8}I'm sorry. Why is it so bad
that a billionaire wants to put together
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{\an8}a bunch of superheroes to fight crime?
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{\an8}Ooh, Ted,
you're thinking of the Justice League.
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{\an8}- God, dang it. Yeah, I am.
- Hmm.
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{\an8}Super League is when
the world's biggest and wealthiest teams
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{\an8}decide to compete against each other.
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{\an8}So, not only would
David never get to face Goliath,
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{\an8}the Davids could
cease to exist altogether.
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[whistles] Wow.
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{\an8}You know, I wouldn't be surprised
if Rupert was involved in this.
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- [Trent, Higgins] Hmm.
- [cell phone buzzes]
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{\an8}Ah. Speak of the devil.
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Ooh.
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{\an8}- [cell phone clatters]
- [buzzing stops]
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[sighs]
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- [clicks tongue] It was Rupert.
- Yes.
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Sorry. Okay. I thought it was
the actual devil for a second.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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[Nathan grunts]
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Are you alive?
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{\an8}[Nathan sighs]
Unfortunately, yeah. [sighs]
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You're okay.
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{\an8}[sighs]
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Am I an idiot?
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Sometimes, yes.
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No, I meant for quitting my job.
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Do you wish you hadn't?
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Then there's your answer.
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{\an8}I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
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Do you need me to stay?
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{\an8}No. No, that's-- No, I'm okay.
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Do you want to come to Poland with me?
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You can help me and my family
screw in light bulbs.
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- [chuckles] That's very funny.
- Why is it funny?
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{\an8}[stammers] I don't know. Sorry. I-- No.
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- I'll see you in a few days.
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.
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{\an8}[softly] Goodbye.
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- [door closes]
- [sighs, grunts]
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[sighing]
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[people clamoring]
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[paparazzo]
Can you tell us about Coach Shelley?
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Hey, Nate! Nate!
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[sighs]
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[elevator bell dings]
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- Hi.
- Sorry.
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- It's all right.
- Thanks.
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[gasps] Ooh! Shit.
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Uh...
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Keeley,
you are the nicest boss I've ever had.
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Thank you, Dan.
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And definitely the hottest.
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That's a complicated compliment.
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[chuckling] Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Barbara, what's going on?
Are we being slowly robbed?
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Oh. Wait. [stammers] I'm sorry.
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You haven't spoken with Jack?
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I haven't heard from Jack in weeks.
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But she emailed me last night to say that
she was gonna reach out and tell you.
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Tell me what, Barbara?
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[clicks tongue] The board of the VC
have decided to pull funding.
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They're shutting down KJPR.
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What?
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When?
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Oh, well, don't worry,
we've got plenty of time.
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- We don't have to be out till Friday.
- It's Wednesday.
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Yeah. I suppose that is, uh, quite soon,
isn't it?
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Especially if you didn't get
the email last night.
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- [mover 1 laughs]
- [mover 2] I mean, if he doesn't
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want to coach West Ham for millions,
I'll bloody do it.
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- [laughing]
- [muttering]
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[mover 2] What a wanker.
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[cries]
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Pineapple juice or apple juice?
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Hi.
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Hey, Dani!
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[chuckles] Dani, what's up, man?
[chuckles]
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He's my teammate.
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Dani. Dani, you want some chips?
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[Ted] Oof. Boy, oh, boy.
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Tell you what, Sam had himself a case
of the mean reds out there today, yeah?
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I don't fucking blame him.
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It's hard to see the ball
when your eyes are full of tears.
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[groans]
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Hey, Sam!
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Hey, look,
I know this week ain't been easy on ya.
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[stammers] But don't forget,
even the great Michael Jordan himself
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didn't make his high school varsity
basketball team.
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- Yeah?
- Yes, Coach.
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But wasn't that because
he was only a 5'10" sophomore
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and the team was in need of height,
so they sent him to the junior varsity
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with the hope that
he would develop physically?
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Which he did,
growing 5 inches the very next summer.
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I mean, if you know all the details,
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it does render the story
a little less motivational,
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but my point still stands.
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Keep your head up. Be a goldfish.
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- All right?
- Okay.
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[phone chimes]
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Boom!
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Tonight, me and Jane have reserved
an axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye.
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You fellas care to join the festivities?
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Hmm. That sounds equal parts fun
and dangerous. What are y'all celebrating?
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Karma's speedy delivery of a shit sandwich
to the Wonder Turd.
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Here, Jane made targets.
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Hmm. Don't you feel it's bad karma
to celebrate someone else's bad karma?
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No. You in?
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I'd love to, but I've got a, uh, thing.
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- [grunts]
- [scoffs]
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- [cell phone rings]
- Oh, here we go.
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Hey, Janey baby!
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Yeah, we're all set. Could you remember
to bring my throwing axe, please?
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No, not that one.
The one with the leather sleeve.
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You know what? Just bring 'em all.
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[chuckles] Yeah, we are.
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Okay. Love you too. [kissing]
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- [sighs]
- How many axes you got now?
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Seventeen.
But they're not all for throwing.
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Right. But they're all here in the UK?
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Oh, yeah. Couldn't imagine being
in a different country than my axes.
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Hmm.
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Oh, she's gonna have trouble
carrying that.
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- [chuckles] Hey, Sam.
- Hey.
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Oh, I'm-- I'm so sorry
about the national team.
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Oh. Uh, well, you know.
I guess I could have worked harder.
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00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,775
Well, I think you're wonderful.
236
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,610
[chuckles, inhales deeply]
237
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,988
- Thank you, Rebecca. Oh. [chuckles]
- [chuckling]
238
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,326
- See you.
- [Rebecca] Yeah.
239
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,291
[chuckles]
240
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,212
Hello, Rebecca.
241
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,132
Where's the Hockney I gave you?
242
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,927
Got rid of it. Sorry. W--
How did you get past security?
243
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,846
Oh. My old mate, Renee.
244
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,265
The creepy old man
that lives in the sewers?
245
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,808
Oh, Rebecca, that's rude.
246
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,852
He only works in the sewer. [chuckles]
247
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,855
Right. Well, maybe next time
you could make an appointment.
248
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,233
Of course.
249
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,528
So... [sighs] ...what do you want?
250
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,115
To invite you to this meeting
for the Akufo League.
251
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:27,743
Why?
252
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:31,163
I wanted to extend an olive branch.
253
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,749
And I think it's important
that you're part of this.
254
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,793
Could be great for the game.
255
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,088
Well, I will give it some thought.
256
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,882
Good.
257
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:47,888
Sneaking in here today reminded me of, uh,
the first match I ever saw at Nelson Road.
258
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,890
Ah, when they used to play by candlelight.
259
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,141
[chuckles]
260
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,228
I look forward to hearing from you.
261
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,025
What happened with Nathan Shelley?
262
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:06,031
Some people just aren't ready
when they get their shot.
263
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,750
[party horns sounding]
264
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,212
[both] Happy Uncle Day! [giggling]
265
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,924
- You know it's not a real holiday, right?
- Yes, it is.
266
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,300
Right, Mummy?
267
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,136
Any day that annoys Roy...
[clicks tongue] ...holiday for me.
268
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:29,888
[doorbell rings]
269
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,473
I'll get it.
270
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:36,436
Phoe told me that Uncle's Day
is her favorite holiday of the year.
271
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,855
- Fuck off.
- Yeah, seriously.
272
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,399
It was, uh, Uncle's Day,
Uncle Roy's birthday,
273
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,109
and then Perchtenlaufen,
274
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,778
the German holiday
where people dress up as evil spirits
275
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,657
and roam the streets
in order to scare winter away.
276
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,119
She might be an old soul, but
she's a proper fucking dweeb, isn't she?
277
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,620
[Jamie] Is that your Range Rover outside?
278
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,081
- No, it's my mum's.
- Oh, right, all right.
279
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,624
Hey, how you doing? You all right?
280
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,877
- Sorry I'm late. [chuckles]
- Oh, it's okay.
281
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,379
You can just s-sit down next to Uncle Roy.
282
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,422
Hello, Uncle Roy.
283
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,132
What the fuck is he doing here?
284
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,718
I had to invite your best friend.
285
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,304
- He's not my best friend. [scoffs]
- He isn't my best friend.
286
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:15,559
Well, you talk about him a lot,
and you spend every day together.
287
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,894
Well, he's not.
288
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,521
So, who's your best friend, Jamie?
289
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,939
Uh, probably Isaac.
290
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,108
- Fuck off.
- He is.
291
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,111
- That's a pound, Uncle Roy.
- Bill me.
292
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,114
Okay. Now, open Jamie's gift.
293
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:33,076
Ah, it's-- it's... [stammers] ...stupid.
It's dumb. I don't know.
294
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,162
Here. [stammers, chuckles]
295
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,501
It's your original England kit
from the 2014 World Cup.
296
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,005
Your name's on the back there. [mumbles]
297
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,719
Uh, I got 'em to change the E to a U.
298
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,772
I love it.
299
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,361
Oh.
300
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,614
Yeah. You owe me a pound, Jamie.
301
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,532
But I didn't say nothing.
302
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:17,037
N-No, but you made me think it,
and that's basically the same thing.
303
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,083
Yeah, fair play.
304
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,292
- Okay, my turn.
- [chuckles]
305
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:24,962
All right.
306
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,339
- Who's that?
- [Phoebe's mom, Phoebe chuckle]
307
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:28,924
Good wrapping, that.
308
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,055
I made it at school.
309
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:39,935
The colors spell your name.
Red, orange, yellow. Roy.
310
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:41,854
Oh.
311
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:45,232
She's been very excited to give it to you.
312
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,358
What do you think?
313
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,529
- Well, I mean, I fucking love it.
- [Phoebe's mom chuckles]
314
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,447
It was worth it.
315
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,201
[clears throat, smacks lips]
316
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,248
Thank you.
317
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,795
Okay. Mum and I are going to put
our costumes on for the performance.
318
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,424
Heads-up, team. There is an intermission.
319
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:18,390
[breathes deeply] Your sister is fit.
320
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,475
- I will cut your eyes out.
- [chuckles]
321
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,449
Simi, w-what's going on?
I--I thought we were fully booked.
322
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,034
All the reservations bailed.
323
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,077
Well, except one.
324
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,457
- Hey, you. Look who it is.
- [sighs]
325
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,501
It is Pinky Dick.
326
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,462
Oh, sorry. I mean Sam.
327
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,839
Of course you remember Francis.
328
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,967
Charles, this is Pinky Dick.
329
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,594
Oh, I mean Sam.
330
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,472
Pinky-Dick-I-mean-Sam,
this is Charles Siziba,
331
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,391
- food blogger for The Times.
- It is nice to meet you.
332
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,311
Edwin has told me awful things about you.
333
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,941
Charles is helping me find
the best West African chef in London
334
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:14,404
because I'm starting my own Nigerian
restaurant but 20 meters from here.
335
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,198
- You-- You're doing what?
- [stammers]
336
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,117
We are going to serve
the finest Nigerian cuisine,
337
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:23,247
along with Chicago-style hot dogs,
because it's my favorite food.
338
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:27,292
- Oh, Sam. I mean Pinky Dick.
- Mmm.
339
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,629
Mr. Akufo found a tiny piece of glass
in his food.
340
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,798
I assume our meal will be complimentary?
341
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:35,384
Um, yeah, sure. Whatever.
342
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:36,468
[Charles] Good man.
343
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:42,766
It is nice to put a name
to such an ugly, horrible face.
344
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,524
I'm so sorry to see
that business is not going well.
345
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,442
No, no, no.
Actually, we were fully booked.
346
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,069
We just had
a few last-second cancellations.
347
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:58,073
That's because
all the reservations were me. [chuckles]
348
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,784
[imitates woman's voice]
Hello. Ola's Chop Life?
349
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,954
Can I make a reservation for eight
for Wiafe.
350
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,040
[in American accent]
David Ettlemen, party of six.
351
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,418
[in British accent]
Starkey, party of four. Fab four.
352
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,255
[in French accent]
Table for 12, please. Last name Picard.
353
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:17,718
And please, bring out
all of your finest African cheeses.
354
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,807
- Good to see you, Edwin.
- Isn't it?
355
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,188
Ah! [speaks foreign language]
356
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,606
Hmm!
357
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:35,694
Yes, I was so sad to hear that you were
not selected for Nigeria's national team.
358
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:40,115
But I was happy to hear that
the Nigerian government was pleased
359
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:45,787
to accept a free $20 million check from me
to keep you off the team.
360
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:51,793
I will never stop, you Nigerian turd.
361
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,881
Never ever.
362
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,760
[singsongy] No, never.
363
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,595
[clicks tongue, speaks foreign language]
364
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,069
[sighs] Please don't do this, Francis.
365
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:24,785
[sighs]
366
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,460
[sighs]
367
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:50,936
[objects clattering]
368
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,444
- [Lloyd] Stop right there.
- [Nathan] Sorry.
369
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,321
- [police officer] What's the emergency?
- Nathan?
370
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,406
[Nathan] Yeah.
371
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,950
Never mind, Officer. My son is home.
372
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,285
- [breathing deeply]
- [phone clicks]
373
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:08,871
You moved the key.
374
00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:10,080
Jesus Christ.
375
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,041
Hey, Mum.
376
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,753
Do you want anything to eat, dear?
377
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,673
No, thank you.
Um, I just wanna sleep actually.
378
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,805
Well, if you're cooking,
I could eat something.
379
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,182
Lloyd, stop.
380
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,266
What?
381
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,486
[beeps]
382
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,119
[elevator bell dinging]
383
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:00,964
[sighs]
384
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,051
- [Leslie] Oh!
- [Rebecca] Leslie?
385
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,887
- [grunts, pants]
- Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
386
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,181
Ah, it's okay. It's not too bad.
387
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:13,018
Oh! Ah-- Oh! Damn. [sighs]
388
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:16,522
[sighs, breathes deeply]
How can I help, Rebecca?
389
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,732
I just need some advice.
390
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:19,942
Oh. [stammers]
391
00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:21,777
- Keeley didn't text you back?
- She did not.
392
00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,237
- Ted?
- Can't find him.
393
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,405
- Sassy?
- On a plane with no Wi-Fi.
394
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,449
- Can you imagine that?
- Disgusting.
395
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,535
- How about your mother?
- Are you fucking with me?
396
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,871
I am flattered. Okay, let's do this shit.
397
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,625
Um... [inhales sharply]
398
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,710
I don't want to be
part of the Akufo League.
399
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,588
Oh, why? Because he's
an emotionally erratic billionaire
400
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,757
with the temperament
of one of those kids in Willy Wonka
401
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,093
that gets murdered
at the chocolate factory? [chuckles]
402
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,178
I don't think that's what happens, Leslie.
403
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:52,683
I hate to break it to you, Rebecca,
but those children are dead.
404
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:57,229
[inhales sharply] I think the only reason
Rupert has invited me in
405
00:23:57,229 --> 00:24:00,232
is because I'm a woman
and it'll make them look good.
406
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,735
Who cares why Rupert invited you?
407
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,404
You've got a seat at the table.
408
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,739
So go and see what's what.
409
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:11,827
Hmm?
410
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,248
Thank you, Leslie. [sighs]
411
00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:21,253
Oh, and if any of the other people
start disappearing one by one
412
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:25,549
due to a series of unfortunate accidents
seemingly caused by their own hubris,
413
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,509
you get the hell out of there.
Do you hear me?
414
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,309
[sighs]
415
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,273
[sucks]
416
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,448
[phone chimes]
417
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,134
Everything all right, dear?
418
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,844
Everything? Fuck no.
419
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:15,098
What is it called when you have
the opposite of the Midas touch?
420
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:18,393
- The Midas shits.
- That's it. That's what I have.
421
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,270
Everything I touch turns to shit.
422
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,774
Shit helps things grow, love.
423
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,610
Oy, I'm Keeley. What's your name?
424
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:32,491
- Mae.
- Mae? I wasn't expecting that.
425
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,035
- That's a really nice name.
- [chuckles]
426
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,954
- Short for anything?
- Maybe.
427
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:38,705
And is this your place, Maybe?
428
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,834
[inhales deeply] Little over 40 years.
429
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,878
Wow, that's impressive.
430
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,507
It's hard though, right? Being a boss?
431
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,634
[scoffs] It has its moments.
432
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,594
Hmm.
433
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,763
But for some,
it's better to follow your gut
434
00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,475
than pretend to be excited
by following someone else's.
435
00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:04,273
What would you do
if someone took it all away from you?
436
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,651
Like the man once said,
437
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,612
"Once you make it
to the top of the mountain,
438
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,365
what's left for you but lightning?"
439
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:23,041
Wait, is the lightning
a good thing or a bad thing?
440
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:28,255
Depends whether
you're ready for it or not.
441
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,135
Now, I'm gonna get you some food.
442
00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:38,098
'Cause I can't have another sad,
skinny girl pass out in my pub.
443
00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,184
Fucks me Yelp rating.
444
00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,268
[scoffs]
445
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:44,980
[sighs]
446
00:26:58,452 --> 00:27:00,454
["Red Right Hand" playing]
447
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,812
[guffawing]
448
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:36,698
[whispers] Bocce balls.
449
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:41,495
Psst! Psst, psst!
450
00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:44,122
Psst! Psst! Ted!
451
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,124
Ted! Ted!
452
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:54,967
Hey.
453
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:24,496
- [gasps] Ah, ye--
- [cell phone chimes]
454
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:28,834
[knocks]
455
00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:44,141
[commentator 1] You know, Lanny,
when Mexico comes up here in our kitchen,
456
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,809
the record books go right out the window.
457
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,060
[Lanny] Well, for sure, Bruce.
458
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,605
[Bruce] It's a tough game,
but there's a begrudging mutual respect
459
00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:50,606
between the two teams, hey?
460
00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,317
[Lanny] Oh, they go together
like nachos and poutine.
461
00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:55,611
[Bruce] Oh, now you've made me hungry.
[chuckling] Oh, no.
462
00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:56,737
[both chuckle]
463
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:59,323
- [Lanny] Oh! Mexico gains possession.
- [Coach Beard] Here we go!
464
00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:02,868
[Bruce] Dani Rojas is on the loose,
face-to-face with Van Damme. And--
465
00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:04,912
[all] Ooh!
466
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:07,873
- [players exclaiming]
- [Lanny] Oh, no! Right in the nose.
467
00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:10,375
[Bruce] Straight in the sniffer.
That almost seemed deliberate.
468
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,668
Dani kicked the crap out of it too.
469
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:14,546
[Lanny] Ah, for sure, Bruce.
He's a different fella in a Mexico shirt.
470
00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:17,007
[Bruce]
That's a lot of blood, for gosh sakes.
471
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,717
I apologize for the language there, folks.
472
00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,265
[phone chimes]
473
00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:31,730
[chuckles]
474
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:38,987
[phone chimes]
475
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:47,621
[sighs]
476
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:55,963
[phone buzzes]
477
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:07,474
[car alarm chirps]
478
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,562
Hey. [laughs]
479
00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:13,313
Twins. [laughs]
480
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,649
Fuck's sake.
481
00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:20,779
[grunts]
482
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,138
[phone chimes]
483
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,876
[sighs]
484
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,680
Oh.
485
00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:32,351
[inhales deeply]
486
00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:34,978
[exhales heavily]
487
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:51,328
[inhales deeply]
488
00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:55,207
[hissing]
489
00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,652
All right, go on in.
490
00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:29,366
- Have a nice day, Uncle Roy.
- You too.
491
00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:30,367
You look nice.
492
00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:32,870
- Sure.
- Bye!
493
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,667
[sighs]
494
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:39,960
[Ms. Bowen] It's Coach Kent.
495
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,632
- Hello, Ms. Bowen.
- You don't have to call me Ms. Bowen.
496
00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:49,094
- You can use my first name.
- Okay, uh...
497
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,387
You don't know it, do you?
498
00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:52,890
No.
499
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:55,267
- Leann.
- Hello, Leann.
500
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,476
I like your T-shirt.
501
00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:58,812
You off to protest the Vietnam War?
502
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:03,066
- Phoebe made it for me.
- Ah.
503
00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:07,321
- You look different.
- [inhales deeply] Well, yeah.
504
00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:10,032
I don't normally dress
like a fucking clown.
505
00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:11,742
No, I don't mean the T-shirt. I mean you.
506
00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:14,161
You seem lighter
than the last time I saw you.
507
00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:17,664
Less... [inhales deeply] ...stuck.
508
00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:20,542
- Stuck?
- Yeah, stuck.
509
00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:22,961
Hold on.
510
00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:27,508
Weren't you flirting with me
last time I saw you?
511
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:31,261
I teach kids.
I don't mind cleaning up a mess.
512
00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:32,346
[chuckles]
513
00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:35,849
I just hope that mess
didn't cause too much damage.
514
00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:50,030
Fudge.
515
00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:55,494
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
516
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:01,792
[sighs]
517
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:04,002
"I don't mind cleaning up a mess."
[scoffs]
518
00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:05,295
Smooth move, fuckwitch.
519
00:34:05,295 --> 00:34:07,047
[school bell rings]
520
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,590
All right, kids, let's go!
521
00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:14,346
[Keeley] Hi, Barbara.
522
00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:15,806
That's a nice outfit.
523
00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:19,101
Oh, thank you. Yes.
I-- I like clothes that tell the truth.
524
00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,022
I got you something.
525
00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:27,525
[chuckles]
526
00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:36,368
Thank you for all your help.
527
00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:43,458
[chuckles] I really wish that
we could have worked together longer.
528
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,543
You're fun.
529
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,504
- I am?
- Yeah.
530
00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:52,592
[sighs] Thank you.
531
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:59,349
It's just that
I have to buy the snow globe,
532
00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:00,434
or it doesn't really count.
533
00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:02,728
Oh. Okay.
534
00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:05,856
Um, do you have any cash on you?
535
00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,859
Oh, uh, yes. [chuckles]
536
00:35:10,736 --> 00:35:12,070
It was actually 60 quid.
537
00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,155
Oh.
538
00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:17,492
Hmm, I think you paid
a bit too much there.
539
00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:18,869
[Keeley chuckles]
540
00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:24,124
Thank you for this.
541
00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:27,544
You're welcome.
542
00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:30,923
Uh, I'm gonna need the receipt.
543
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:35,469
- Of course. Um, can I email it to you?
- Yeah, email's great.
544
00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:37,137
- Sooner the better.
- I'll get on it.
545
00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,305
[Barbara clears throat]
546
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:06,208
{\an8}[Maria] Nathan, your father and I are
headed to the farmers' market
547
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:07,125
{\an8}for a few hours.
548
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,169
We love you, sweetheart.
549
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:21,640
Hello, there. Good morning.
550
00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:25,102
- Ah. Hello, madam.
- Hello there.
551
00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:27,271
- Can I take your coat?
- Oh, yes, absolutely.
552
00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:29,898
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
553
00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:33,735
[all laughing]
554
00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:36,363
[breathes deeply]
555
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,823
[Rupert] Hello, Rebecca.
556
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:40,659
Ah. Rupert.
557
00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:43,620
Thank you for accepting my invitation.
558
00:36:44,538 --> 00:36:46,790
How could I resist the chance
of having a bunch of old men
559
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:47,875
speak directly to my chest?
560
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,251
[laughing]
561
00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:53,088
Mr. Mannion... [pants]
...you left your phone in the car.
562
00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:54,131
[Rupert] Oh!
563
00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:56,842
And your fecalist emailed your results.
564
00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,970
Two big thumbs up... [chuckles]
...as expected.
565
00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:01,430
Wonderful.
566
00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:05,142
Ms. Bread, uh, Rebecca Welton.
567
00:37:05,142 --> 00:37:08,187
Rebecca, this is my assistant, Ms. Bread.
568
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,022
Nice to meet you.
569
00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,030
Oh, excuse me. [chuckling]
570
00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,536
- New assistant?
- Yeah.
571
00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:28,415
What happened
to the corporate pixie dream girl?
572
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:31,043
Oh. [scoffs] Skewed. Dramatic.
573
00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:35,380
- Shall we?
- Yes.
574
00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:40,677
So, gentlemen, hello.
575
00:37:40,677 --> 00:37:45,098
I believe most of you know Rebecca,
owner of AFC Richmond.
576
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:47,809
Oh. It's been my title
since we got divorced,
577
00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,353
and I took the only thing he ever loved.
578
00:37:49,353 --> 00:37:51,688
- [all laughing]
- [club owner] Wonderful.
579
00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:55,150
- Rebecca.
- Hello, Robert.
580
00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,611
When Rupert told me
you were joining us today,
581
00:37:57,611 --> 00:37:59,029
I was truly excited.
582
00:37:59,029 --> 00:37:59,988
Oh.
583
00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:04,868
Then when you walked in, in that outfit,
I remember why.
584
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:06,787
- [Rupert, Robert chuckling]
- [door opens]
585
00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:10,499
[laughs] Greetings to you all!
586
00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:12,459
And thank you for coming.
587
00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:14,044
[clicks tongue] Uh, Francis.
588
00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:18,632
Eh.
589
00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:22,344
- Rebecca.
- Mr. Akufo,
590
00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:24,346
how wonderful to see you again.
591
00:38:24,346 --> 00:38:27,057
- Yes, I'm very glad that you are here.
- Ah.
592
00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:30,811
It's nice to not be
the only minority in the room, eh?
593
00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:38,443
Gentlemen and lady, I'm sure
you're all very anxious to get started.
594
00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:41,363
But as my father would say,
595
00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,741
"Never talk business on an empty stomach."
596
00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:45,909
So...
597
00:38:45,909 --> 00:38:46,910
[snaps fingers]
598
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:53,834
Please take your seats and let us
enjoy some delicious Ghanaian bites
599
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:56,295
as well as some Chicago-style hot dogs,
600
00:38:56,295 --> 00:38:59,965
as enjoyed by the likes of Scottie Pippen,
Obama and Ferris Bueller.
601
00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:01,049
Please.
602
00:39:03,177 --> 00:39:05,220
Yes, please. Please sit down.
Sit down. Sit down.
603
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,306
["Light" playing]
604
00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:31,306
Thanks.
605
00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:36,812
[song ends]
606
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:44,236
So, now that our bellies are full,
let us talk business.
607
00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:48,031
But first,
there is one thing to take care of.
608
00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:56,957
[swallows]
609
00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:01,211
[thudding]
610
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,130
[sighs]
611
00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:06,341
It's okay. I will leave now.
612
00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:09,469
Yeah-- Yeah, no, thank you, Nicolay.
It's just easier for everybody--
613
00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:11,722
No, no. I get it.
614
00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:15,893
It's just the whole Russia thing.
You know, it's not a good look right now.
615
00:41:16,935 --> 00:41:19,229
- [door bangs]
- You-- It's-- It's-- It's a "pull."
616
00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:21,565
- [banging continues]
- [Edwin] You have to pull. It's a--
617
00:41:21,565 --> 00:41:25,694
It's a-- You're pu-- You're pushing.
It's a pu-- You have to pull the door.
618
00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:28,030
- What you're doing is obviously w--
- [banging continues]
619
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:30,324
- You're pushing, and you have to pull.
- [Nicolay groans, muttering]
620
00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:31,909
There. [stammers] Okay, goodbye.
621
00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:34,953
Okay, gentlemen. And one woman.
622
00:41:34,953 --> 00:41:39,958
I invited you here to tell you
about the Akufo League.
623
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:45,130
A global football league
made up of only the best teams.
624
00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:50,594
Yes, it will cost the fans a bit more,
and some may not be able to afford it.
625
00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:54,890
But those who can will see
the cream of the crop.
626
00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:57,893
Each matchup, a clash of titans.
627
00:41:58,393 --> 00:42:02,105
- Each game, an undry dream.
- Mmm.
628
00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:05,943
Now, in the beginning,
some people will hate it
629
00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:09,154
because some people hate change.
630
00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:14,076
But remember, at one time,
we only rode horses...
631
00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:16,870
- [club owners] Mmm.
- ...and hated the idea of automobiles.
632
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:19,790
- [club owners] Mmm.
- Now we can't live without our cars,
633
00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:23,710
and the hot dogs we just ate
are 85% horse meat.
634
00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:26,880
- [club owners groan]
- Change is inevitable.
635
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,716
Why should football not change?
636
00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:31,593
Why should it not evolve?
637
00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:35,597
Why should your profits
not grow exponentially?
638
00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:37,307
[club owners murmur]
639
00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:42,479
Yes, the fans will protest.
They will whine.
640
00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:46,233
They will make up mean-spirited
but admittedly clever parody songs
641
00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:50,028
using our surnames and sing them outside
the buildings that we own.
642
00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:56,910
But in time, they will come to embrace
the superior product.
643
00:42:56,910 --> 00:43:01,707
Just as we have all embraced
the automobile...
644
00:43:01,707 --> 00:43:03,292
[club owners] Mmm.
645
00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,460
- ...the smartphone...
- [club owners] Mmm.
646
00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:08,255
- ...the squatty potty.
- [club owners] Mmm.
647
00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:13,427
The Akufo League
is the future of football.
648
00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:16,263
And the future is now.
649
00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,224
[snaps fingers]
650
00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:22,477
Francis will pass out the projections
for the first five years.
651
00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:23,437
Thank you.
652
00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:27,107
- Please take a moment to peruse.
- [cell phone buzzes]
653
00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:38,869
Thank you.
654
00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:42,372
[softly] Thank you.
655
00:43:43,081 --> 00:43:44,082
Hmm.
656
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,473
[discordant music playing]
657
00:44:04,895 --> 00:44:06,188
[exhales deeply] Okay.
658
00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:16,365
[melodic music playing]
659
00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,463
[violin playing continues]
660
00:44:31,463 --> 00:44:33,549
[owners chattering]
661
00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:38,053
- Yeah.
- Yes.
662
00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:42,099
Well, makes sense to me. I'm in.
663
00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,184
Wonderful.
664
00:44:44,768 --> 00:44:46,270
[Rupert chuckles]
665
00:44:49,147 --> 00:44:52,943
Rebecca, what do you think?
666
00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:58,782
Is this a fucking joke?
667
00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:02,035
Excuse me?
668
00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:17,342
What do you think you're doing?
Just stop it!
669
00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,930
I mean, how much more money
do any of you really need?
670
00:45:24,308 --> 00:45:28,187
Why would you ever consider
taking something away from people
671
00:45:28,187 --> 00:45:30,480
that means so much to them?
672
00:45:31,106 --> 00:45:32,524
This isn't a game.
673
00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:36,820
Football isn't just a game.
674
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:39,031
[commentator 1]
England dominating. No surprise.
675
00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:41,283
{\an8}[Rebecca]
It's one of those amazing things in life
676
00:45:41,283 --> 00:45:44,494
that can make you feel shit one moment...
677
00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:47,581
[commentator 2] You'd expect Southgate
to be looking at his bench about now,
678
00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:50,167
- and we do have a substitution.
- [players cheering, chattering]
679
00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:52,920
AFC Richmond's Jamie Tartt
winning his first cap for England.
680
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,962
[all chattering, cheering]
681
00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:56,215
{\an8}[commentator 2] An unforgettable moment
and well-earned.
682
00:45:57,424 --> 00:46:01,011
[Rebecca] And then,
like it's Christmas morning the next.
683
00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:02,304
{\an8}[commentator 2] Tartt's wearing 24,
684
00:46:02,304 --> 00:46:06,016
{\an8}a nod to his Richmond teammate,
the spectacular Sam Obisanya.
685
00:46:06,016 --> 00:46:09,978
[Rebecca] It has the ability to make
heroes and villains out of ordinary men.
686
00:46:12,022 --> 00:46:14,024
[playing music]
687
00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:22,324
[Rebecca] People love this game.
688
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,035
My father loved this game.
689
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,288
You all used to love this game.
690
00:46:28,997 --> 00:46:30,207
I'm sure of it.
691
00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:40,217
I knew this little boy. Working-class.
From Richmond.
692
00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:47,224
And he loved football so much,
he used to sneak into the matches
693
00:46:47,224 --> 00:46:50,477
because his family
just couldn't afford the tickets.
694
00:46:51,854 --> 00:46:55,357
And one afternoon, he finally got caught.
695
00:46:58,110 --> 00:47:03,198
And the security guard smacked him
round the face, knocked him on the ground.
696
00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:04,658
[Rupert chuckles]
697
00:47:05,659 --> 00:47:09,705
But that little boy stood up, smiled,
698
00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,709
kicked the security guard in the bollocks
and ran away.
699
00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,211
Never to return.
700
00:47:17,546 --> 00:47:22,342
Until 25 years later, when he walked in
and bought the entire club.
701
00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:26,722
And on his first day as owner,
702
00:47:26,722 --> 00:47:29,933
he went and found that same security guard
703
00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:33,645
and gave him a pay rise
without any explanation.
704
00:47:37,816 --> 00:47:42,779
Just because we own these teams
doesn't mean they belong to us.
705
00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:49,453
And I don't want to be part of something
706
00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:53,665
that could possibly destroy
this beautiful game.
707
00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:59,546
Because I would hate for all
those little kids and grown-ups out there
708
00:47:59,546 --> 00:48:06,386
to ever lose access to that beautiful,
passionate part of themselves.
709
00:48:10,432 --> 00:48:12,434
What a lovely speech.
710
00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:21,777
Now, who wants to make a lot of money?
[chuckles] Eh?
711
00:48:22,736 --> 00:48:24,738
[sighs]
712
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,959
[both laughing]
713
00:48:44,466 --> 00:48:47,427
[laughing continues]
714
00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:49,513
[music continues playing]
715
00:48:55,727 --> 00:48:56,937
Jesus fucking Christ!
716
00:48:58,188 --> 00:48:59,773
Hey, sorry.
717
00:49:01,316 --> 00:49:02,401
I thought you'd gone out.
718
00:49:02,401 --> 00:49:06,238
I did. But my acid reflux
started playing up, so I came home.
719
00:49:07,531 --> 00:49:08,699
I didn't know you had acid reflux.
720
00:49:09,867 --> 00:49:10,868
I don't.
721
00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:14,037
But your mother knows
I like my alone time.
722
00:49:15,372 --> 00:49:17,416
Oh, sorry-- sorry if I disturbed you.
723
00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:20,002
[stammers] No, no, not at all.
724
00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:24,047
I really miss hearing you play.
725
00:49:24,673 --> 00:49:27,384
[exhales sharply] You do?
726
00:49:27,384 --> 00:49:28,510
Of course.
727
00:49:30,179 --> 00:49:31,930
Thought you hated it when I played.
728
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:35,017
Why on earth would you think that?
729
00:49:35,017 --> 00:49:38,854
[scoffs] 'Cause you literally said that
to me once, Dad.
730
00:49:39,438 --> 00:49:41,023
You said I wouldn't practice enough.
731
00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:44,610
How I was squandering my potential
and wasting my privilege.
732
00:49:47,196 --> 00:49:50,240
[sighs]
You were given opportunities I never had,
733
00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:53,076
and so I expected a lot from you.
734
00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:57,039
Well, it scared the shit out of me.
735
00:49:58,373 --> 00:49:59,541
I know that now.
736
00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:01,793
And I'm sorry.
737
00:50:03,879 --> 00:50:06,089
I didn't know how to parent a genius.
738
00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:09,510
What?
739
00:50:10,594 --> 00:50:11,595
A genius.
740
00:50:13,263 --> 00:50:14,473
You're brilliant, Son.
741
00:50:16,099 --> 00:50:18,143
You've always seen
things other people couldn't,
742
00:50:18,727 --> 00:50:19,728
and that's a blessing.
743
00:50:22,773 --> 00:50:24,983
Yet I know it must also be a curse too.
744
00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:28,362
But you're right.
745
00:50:30,489 --> 00:50:33,492
I pushed you to be the best at everything,
even at violin.
746
00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:37,829
'Cause I thought that's what I had to do.
747
00:50:39,665 --> 00:50:41,041
I thought that's what you wanted.
748
00:50:44,002 --> 00:50:46,880
I just-- I just liked playing.
749
00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:52,135
Nathan, be successful,
don't be successful.
750
00:50:53,178 --> 00:50:54,805
I never cared about any of that.
751
00:50:56,431 --> 00:50:58,308
I just want my son to be happy.
752
00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:14,700
[sighs]
753
00:51:27,045 --> 00:51:29,756
Well, that was all very interesting.
754
00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:31,633
- [Rebecca chuckles]
- Lunch soon?
755
00:51:31,633 --> 00:51:32,593
Yeah, sure.
756
00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:37,014
Rebecca, you still look lovely. [chuckles]
757
00:51:39,725 --> 00:51:40,934
You know... [sighs]
758
00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:44,021
...the last time I saw you two alone
in a room together,
759
00:51:44,605 --> 00:51:45,814
was right after your wedding.
760
00:51:48,317 --> 00:51:50,694
You really wanted me to leave. [chuckling]
761
00:51:56,366 --> 00:51:59,453
Hey, remember when we, uh--
762
00:51:59,953 --> 00:52:02,539
we both snuck
into a Richmond game together?
763
00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:04,291
I do.
764
00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:06,710
Although you were the owner of the club,
765
00:52:06,710 --> 00:52:10,672
- so the stakes were a little bit lower.
- [chuckles]
766
00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:14,092
Oh-- Oh, you got, um-- M-May I?
767
00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:16,303
- Oh, yeah.
- [stammers]
768
00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:17,346
[grunts]
769
00:52:17,346 --> 00:52:19,223
[both chuckling]
770
00:52:20,766 --> 00:52:23,310
- [sighs]
- [inhales deeply] Hmm.
771
00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:27,648
Rupert.
772
00:52:57,886 --> 00:53:00,889
- Oi, what you doing there?
- Jesus fucking Christ!
773
00:53:01,515 --> 00:53:03,225
Look at you in color.
774
00:53:03,225 --> 00:53:05,936
- What are you doing here?
- I live here.
775
00:53:05,936 --> 00:53:07,521
But it's the middle of the day.
776
00:53:09,231 --> 00:53:10,274
What's that?
777
00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:12,901
It's for-- uh, it's for you.
778
00:53:13,485 --> 00:53:14,486
Oh.
779
00:53:17,698 --> 00:53:20,325
- You don't have to look now. You can--
- I don't mind.
780
00:53:21,410 --> 00:53:22,578
[inhales deeply]
781
00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,467
I still can't read your handwriting.
782
00:53:43,765 --> 00:53:44,933
[inhales deeply]
783
00:53:48,562 --> 00:53:52,149
"Dear Keeley,
I want you to know something.
784
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:57,654
You never did anything wrong.
It was all me.
785
00:53:59,364 --> 00:54:02,826
I was stuck. Stuck in my own shit.
786
00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:07,372
And I didn't wanna cause you
any harm with it, so I pulled away.
787
00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,959
But you are..."
788
00:54:18,675 --> 00:54:24,181
You are and always will be
Keeley fucking Jones.
789
00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:30,521
And if I ever did anything--
790
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:35,442
anything at all--
791
00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:37,861
that made you feel like that wasn't true...
792
00:54:40,405 --> 00:54:41,782
I'm so sorry.
793
00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:46,620
I love you.
794
00:54:53,252 --> 00:54:55,587
"Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. XOXO."
795
00:54:56,129 --> 00:54:58,757
[breathes deeply]
796
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,347
You are the only Roy I know.
797
00:55:05,931 --> 00:55:09,142
- Well, I didn't want to assume.
- Hmm, no.
798
00:55:14,314 --> 00:55:16,316
["Golden Star" playing]
799
00:55:18,110 --> 00:55:19,111
Thank you.
800
00:55:28,996 --> 00:55:29,997
Okay.
801
00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:41,425
[Nathan chuckles]
802
00:55:41,425 --> 00:55:42,634
Ooh.
803
00:55:44,386 --> 00:55:45,387
I win.
804
00:55:46,555 --> 00:55:48,724
- [Lloyd] Come on.
- [Maria chuckles]
805
00:55:48,724 --> 00:55:51,977
- [all speaking indistinctly]
- [Maria] Come on.
806
00:55:53,729 --> 00:55:55,355
- [Maria] Oh.
- [Lloyd, Nathan chuckling]
807
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:56,732
[doorbell rings]
808
00:55:58,108 --> 00:55:59,109
[knocking]
809
00:56:02,988 --> 00:56:04,740
[gasps, screams] Have you been shot?
810
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:07,284
I just convinced
a roomful of Rupert's dickhead friends
811
00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:08,827
to pull out of the Akufo League.
812
00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:11,705
- Oh, no!
- Oh, no, it's very good. Hug me.
813
00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:14,625
- Oh, yes! Oh, I'm so proud of you!
- [chuckles]
814
00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:16,543
Oh! Even though I don't totally get it.
815
00:56:16,543 --> 00:56:18,462
Thank you. Wait.
816
00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:21,548
Now that I know that you're actually
alive, I'm very cross with you.
817
00:56:21,548 --> 00:56:22,925
Where the hell have you been?
818
00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:26,470
And they just pulled your funding?
819
00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:30,057
- Mmm.
- Arseholes. Why didn't you tell me?
820
00:56:31,183 --> 00:56:32,684
Well, I couldn't find the right time.
821
00:56:34,311 --> 00:56:35,687
And the right way.
822
00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:38,273
And I didn't want to.
823
00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:41,735
Well, they are idiots.
824
00:56:41,735 --> 00:56:44,655
Because you, Keeley Jones,
are a bloody marvel.
825
00:56:44,655 --> 00:56:46,073
Hmm.
826
00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:49,076
How much money were they putting in?
827
00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:53,121
No. I'm not letting you do that.
It's a lot.
828
00:56:53,121 --> 00:56:56,416
Oh, shut up. My money, my choice.
Come on, tell me.
829
00:57:03,841 --> 00:57:04,842
What are you doing?
830
00:57:04,842 --> 00:57:07,344
This is how they do it in the movies.
831
00:57:16,228 --> 00:57:17,688
Are you joking?
832
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,439
I told you.
833
00:57:20,649 --> 00:57:22,484
I think I have
that much money on me in cash.
834
00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:24,611
- No.
- Yes.
835
00:57:24,611 --> 00:57:26,154
- No!
- Yes.
836
00:57:27,197 --> 00:57:28,949
- Thank you!
- [chuckles]
837
00:57:30,367 --> 00:57:31,577
[inhales deeply]
838
00:57:31,577 --> 00:57:33,912
- Rupert tried to kiss me.
- What?
839
00:57:35,038 --> 00:57:36,206
Did your lips touch?
840
00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:38,125
No, I pulled back straightaway.
841
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:39,209
[exhales heavily]
842
00:57:39,209 --> 00:57:43,380
[inhales sharply] And I just looked at him
and made it all so clear.
843
00:57:43,964 --> 00:57:45,465
- [Keeley] Mmm.
- [sighs]
844
00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:49,094
- Babe, that's huge.
- Mmm.
845
00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:55,058
Jesus. Can you imagine if you fell for it,
and you got back with Rupert?
846
00:57:55,058 --> 00:57:59,563
After all that floppy cock has done,
you would have to be insane.
847
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:02,399
You would have to be
at the bottom of your emotional barrel
848
00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:05,319
to do something that dumb, right?
[chuckles]
849
00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:20,626
Hi.
850
00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:40,020
[sniffs]
851
00:58:55,035 --> 00:58:56,036
[chuckles]
852
00:59:00,332 --> 00:59:01,750
[Nathan] Thanks, Renee.
853
00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:09,591
We've done some restructuring,
854
00:59:09,591 --> 00:59:16,223
but KJPR would still love to help you
take your sunglasses global, Ms. Jayye.
855
00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:22,437
Ooh, I would maybe say
"ambitious nightmare" over "crazy."
856
00:59:22,437 --> 00:59:25,065
But, uh, yes,
we have parted ways with Shandy.
857
00:59:25,732 --> 00:59:30,195
Okay. Of course. Great.
Yeah, talk to you soon.
858
00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:33,907
- [gasps] Nice. Okay.
- Ms. Jones.
859
00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:39,580
Barbara, hi. What are you doing here?
860
00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:44,585
I need to give this back to you.
861
00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:50,549
I've given Jack my resignation,
862
00:59:50,549 --> 00:59:55,053
and I only buy a snow globe
when I leave a job.
863
00:59:56,638 --> 00:59:59,308
I mean, th-that is,
i-if you're looking for a CFO.
864
00:59:59,308 --> 01:00:01,810
- I mean, I-- I might not-- It's--
- [Keeley squeals]
865
01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:03,896
["Done Did Me No Good" playing]
866
01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:08,609
[chuckles]
867
01:00:11,904 --> 01:00:13,030
Would you mind loosening your grip?
868
01:00:13,030 --> 01:00:15,657
'Cause I need to get the receipt
so you can reimburse me.
869
01:00:15,657 --> 01:00:17,034
Thank you.
870
01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:21,371
[chuckles]
871
01:00:21,371 --> 01:00:22,956
[players chattering]
872
01:00:22,956 --> 01:00:24,833
[Sam chuckles]
873
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,961
How are you?
874
01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:35,761
Hola, amigo.
875
01:00:37,095 --> 01:00:38,430
Ho-- Hola. [chuckles]
876
01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:40,098
How's your nose feeling, man?
877
01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:42,226
It feels broken.
878
01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,687
It was such a crazy game, right?
879
01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:48,106
I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was.
880
01:00:48,106 --> 01:00:50,359
[chuckles] So many memories.
881
01:00:50,943 --> 01:00:55,614
[laughs] He saved the ball with his nose.
Top ten moments in sports history.
882
01:00:55,614 --> 01:00:57,574
- You good?
- Hey. Yeah, not bad.
883
01:00:57,574 --> 01:00:59,660
[chattering continues]
884
01:01:21,431 --> 01:01:22,975
So where are you from originally?
885
01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:24,810
None of your business.
886
01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:27,396
Yeah. Yeah, it is a bit personal.
887
01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:30,315
- [Coach Beard grunts, whines]
- [Trent] Hmm?
888
01:01:30,315 --> 01:01:31,400
[Coach Beard grunts]
889
01:01:41,285 --> 01:01:42,911
- [grunts]
- [grunts]
890
01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:43,996
[Trent] Hmm.
891
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:48,876
Hmm.
892
01:01:50,085 --> 01:01:51,086
{\an8}Hmm.
893
01:01:55,549 --> 01:01:56,633
I'm from Peoria.
894
01:02:02,222 --> 01:02:04,600
[breathes deeply]
895
01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:06,643
- [knocking]
- Morning, boss.
896
01:02:06,643 --> 01:02:08,395
Ah, good morning, Ted.
897
01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:11,106
Oh, that's cool! Did you draw that?
898
01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:14,151
No, Ted, that's a David Hockney.
899
01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:16,111
Oh, well, he's a very talented little boy.
900
01:02:16,111 --> 01:02:17,404
- [chuckles]
- There you go.
901
01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:25,370
Ted, I want to share something with you
that I've realized recently.
902
01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:27,831
How weird it is that Margherita pizza
doesn't have alcohol in it?
903
01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:28,790
I'm with you, sister.
904
01:02:28,790 --> 01:02:33,504
No, Ted. I've realized
I no longer care if I beat Rupert.
905
01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:35,923
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
906
01:02:36,632 --> 01:02:38,133
I mean, I still want to win.
907
01:02:39,384 --> 01:02:40,636
But for all of us.
908
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,348
For Richmond.
909
01:02:44,348 --> 01:02:47,184
[chuckles] I wanna win for us too.
910
01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:55,067
It just feels like it's ceremonial
at this point.
911
01:02:55,067 --> 01:02:58,403
As long as none of that tree piss gets
in my mouth, I'm actually okay with it.