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It's a rare treat
when the Premier League title
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comes down
to the last match of the season.
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{\an8}And, Thierry,
if the Greyhounds win on Sunday,
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{\an8}and Manchester City loses or draws,
AFC Richmond will actually win the league.
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Incredible.
And you picked them to finish last.
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Hey, so did you.
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Sorry, Gary. I only remember my victories.
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I have no room in my brain
for anything else.
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Well, it should be a great match.
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The last time Richmond played West Ham
though, things got ugly.
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That wasn't football.
It was a crime scene.
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Speaking of which,
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Rupert Mannion has been accused
of an inappropriate relationship
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by a former assistant,
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- putting the team owner in hot water.
- Hot water?
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That man is boiling. If he had noodles
in his pockets, he could make a soup.
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My nan made a delicious pocket soup.
Bit like a minestrone.
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Personally, I thought
he should have stayed with Rebecca Welton.
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Now, they were a power couple.
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Shut up, Thierry Henry.
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Morning, Rebecca.
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- Morning, Ted.
- Hi.
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Yeah.
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So, do you--
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You know, do you want to talk about it?
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I'm not really ready to talk about it yet.
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Okay.
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Good morning!
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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
what a night, what a night.
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Sorry for all the noise.
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Morning, nerds.
You're welcome for all the noise.
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Milady.
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Rebecca, I hope you don't mind.
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I went through your wardrobe
and borrowed this dress.
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It's a blazer. But, yes. Help yourself.
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Hey, thanks again
for letting us all crash here last night.
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You know-- When I got Beard's text saying
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that there was a deadly gas leak
in the neighborhood,
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I just assumed he was bragging
about one of his epic toots.
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Isn't that crazy that this is gonna be
the last time we wake up like this?
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I mean, the last and first time.
But, still, you know.
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No, no, no.
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Yeah.
Boss don't want to talk about it yet.
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It's not that I refuse
to talk about you going home, Ted.
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It's that I refuse to accept
that you are not coming back.
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God. Boss.
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I'm right there with you.
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I'll start in the guest rooms.
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- No! No, no! No.
- No. No, no. Please. Please--
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Those ropes are not garbage.
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Some of it's dirty on purpose.
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Hear ye, hear ye,
this locker room is now in session.
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All rise for the Honorable Judge McAdoo.
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Silence!
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Be seated.
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Court Treasurer.
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Are there any unresolved fines
from this season?
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{\an8}There are, Your Honor.
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{\an8}And please remember that all fines
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{\an8}will go towards funding our end-of-season
party this Sunday night at the restaurant.
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{\an8}Very well. Bailiff.
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{\an8}Please bring forth the receptacle.
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{\an8}The assistant kitman has it.
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{\an8}Assistant to the kitman.
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{\an8}Court Treasurer. Release the fines.
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{\an8}"Jan Maas. Late for training. £200."
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{\an8}- That's fair.
- Naughty boy.
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{\an8}"Dani Rojas.
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{\an8}Not texting 'happy birthday'
on a teammate's birthday. £100."
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Objection, Your Honor.
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I did put a tiny, little heart
on someone else's "happy birthday."
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Overruled!
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"Jamie Tartt.
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Falling asleep during
team meditation training. £200."
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Wow. You fell asleep?
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- Bro, everyone was sleeping, man.
- Nah, not me.
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I was just the only one who was snoring.
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Hey. Wait.
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- Is there anything else?
- That is all I have, Your Honor.
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Very well. And finally, Nathan Shelley.
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{\an8}For missing every training session,
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{\an8}every match and every team dinner
this season,
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{\an8}I hereby fine you £5,000!
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{\an8}Yeah, that's fair. I mean, I deserve it.
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{\an8}The party will now have an open bar
and live band karaoke!
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Hey.
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I'm sorry.
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One of these days, I'm gonna scare you.
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Well, that's easy.
Just ask me what I'm thinking about.
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What are you thinking about?
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{\an8}Stuff.
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{\an8}Terrifying.
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{\an8}Good to see you, Roy.
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{\an8}- Morning, Keeley.
- Morning.
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- Yo.
- Hey.
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What happened to you?
I thought you were right behind me.
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Jane had a surprise for me.
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- That's nice.
- My passport.
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{\an8}Which she shredded so that I wouldn't
be able to leave the country.
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- Good thing you got dual citizenship, huh?
- Triple.
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- Vatican City is a country, baby.
- Right.
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{\an8}Gentlemen. I can't finish the book
until the season ends, obviously.
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{\an8}But before you leave,
I'd love to get your thoughts.
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{\an8}Let me know if there's anything
you disagree with.
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I won't take it out, but I'm happy
to tell you where you're wrong.
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Fuck!
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Everything okay, Roy?
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{\an8}How do you know
if a girl likes you or not?
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{\an8}Well...
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{\an8}you know, that might be a tasty,
little treat for the Diamond Dogs.
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No.
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No! No! No!
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So close.
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Can't wait to dive into this, Trent.
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Thank you.
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Nope.
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Derivative.
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Okay.
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Overly prosaic.
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Actually, I'm gonna just pop out
for a second.
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The press are asking if you have
any comments about Rupert's divorce.
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Yes, of course. But no, no comment.
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{\an8}- Smart.
- Classy.
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{\an8}Moving on, Leslie and I are asking
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{\an8}if you have any comments
on Rupert's divorce.
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Juicier, the better. Safe space.
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Also no comment.
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Boo!
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Look, I'm sorry.
I just genuinely don't care anymore.
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What's next?
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{\an8}We need to talk about
who we're hiring to replace Ted.
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{\an8}I've made a list of the usual suspects,
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{\an8}and I threw in a basketball coach from
New Zealand just to spice it up a bit.
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{\an8}Right. I can't think about that yet.
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{\an8}Okay. After the season then.
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{\an8}Last thing from me. On a happier note,
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{\an8}now that we have a guaranteed spot
in the Champions League next season...
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{\an8}we have had many requests
to buy a piece of the club.
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{\an8}Our value is at an all-time high,
so it's worth considering.
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{\an8}You give up 49%, retain full control
and make a huge pile of cash.
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We can buy more players,
renovate the stadium.
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{\an8}Maybe we can get
some of those fancy seats.
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{\an8}The ones with the heaters
like they have at Tottenham.
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{\an8}They're amazing... in February.
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{\an8}You see,
I accidentally turned mine on last summer
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{\an8}and nearly melted
my bottom crack together.
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{\an8}Think about it anyway. It's only 49%.
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{\an8}Leslie?
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{\an8}How much would I get
if I sold the entire club?
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{\an8}Rebecca.
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{\an8}You can't sell the club.
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{\an8}Why not?
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{\an8}I mean, I only got into this
to ruin Rupert's life.
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{\an8}And he seems to be doing
a pretty good job of that himself.
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{\an8}So come on, Leslie. How much?
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I don't know.
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Off the top of my head,
I'd say two billion.
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Fuck me.
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Fuck me.
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All right, Roy.
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I think that's enough for today.
You can go ahead and call it.
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Roy, please.
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Whistle! Whistle!
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Go on, bring it in.
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Thank you, Roy.
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Coach and I didn't wanna make a big deal
about it being our last practice.
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Just a regular day.
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Yeah. Nothing special. Right?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Whatever you guys want.
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- That was ominous.
- What the fuck was that?
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What the fuck is that?
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What the fuck is this?
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There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall
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And the bells in the steeple too
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And up in the nursery
An absurd little bird
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Is popping out to say "cuckoo"
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Cuckoo, cuckoo
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Regretfully they tell us
But firmly they compel us
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To say goodbye
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To you
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So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, good night
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We hate to go
And miss this pretty sight
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So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
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Adieu, adieu
To yieu and yieu and yieu
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So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
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We flit, we float
We fleetly flee, we fly
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So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
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The sun has gone
To bed and so must I
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Adios
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Adios
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Adios
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Goodbye
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Thank you, fellas. That was perfect.
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Hey, Keeley. Love those boots.
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Thanks.
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- Hey, Nate.
- Hey, Keeley. You all right?
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Yeah. It's so good to have you back.
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- Thank you. It's really good to be back.
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Ninety-one.
- Ninety-two.
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Hello, boys.
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- Hello, Keeley.
- Hey, Keeley. Uh-oh.
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- What do we got here?
- A little last-day present. One for you.
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- And one for you.
- All right.
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Don't open that
before you get on the plane!
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Or better yet,
just don't get on the plane.
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- Thanks, Keeley.
- Thanks, Keeley.
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Is everybody decent?
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One of these days, right?
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Okay, remember you've got
your extra press session tomorrow at noon.
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And you're confident, generous, excited.
You're fucking legends!
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Thanks, Keeley!
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- Keeley.
- Hi, Jamie.
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- Hey, you good?
- Yeah, you?
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Yeah, good, yeah. Mad one.
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Nike want to fly me to Brazil
to shoot this commercial thing.
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But I said to them that I wouldn't do it
unless I could have my publicist with me.
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Make sure I don't fuck it up.
So what do you think?
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- It's not for me.
- Yeah.
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- I'm fucking with you.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah. Thank you.
- Congrats.
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Yeah, cool.
So, someone from Nike is gonna call you.
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Name starts with W. Ends with W. I don't--
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- I'll handle it.
- Okay.
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- Thank you, Jamie.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Jamie.
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Yeah?
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Wanna grab a beer later?
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I thought you said
I couldn't have beer anymore.
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Well, you're with me, so you get a pass.
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Yeah, decent. I'm in, yeah.
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- Sweet.
- Sweet.
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So are you two friends now?
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- Yeah. Guess so.
- That's wonderful.
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Yeah.
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Fucking mint, yeah.
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- Should I use that pose or that pose?
- Lads. Thank the Lord.
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- None of 'em.
- I just signed up for that Bantr.
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Should I--
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I mean, when your father died,
I was terrified of being alone.
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But now I've learned so much
about myself in this last year,
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and I've been right all along, you know.
245
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,527
I really am exceptional.
246
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,115
Right.
Mother, you know that Ted isn't dying.
247
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,075
He's just moving back to America.
248
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,329
You say potato, you say potato.
249
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,960
I've been thinking about selling the club.
250
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,090
- I know. Is that crazy?
- No! No, I love it.
251
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,427
Go for it. Take the money and run.
252
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,636
Explore the world.
253
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,140
More importantly, explore yourself.
254
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:17,019
You know, I had a dream last night
that I was a cabaret singer in Japan.
255
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,103
Shut up.
256
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,731
No, you've given me chills.
257
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,442
I had exactly the same dream.
258
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,153
You were a dentist in Taiwan,
259
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,821
- but--
- Oh, Mother.
260
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,489
Well, potato, potato.
261
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,535
You going to the match on Sunday?
262
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,455
Oh, sausage, I can't. I'm sorry.
263
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,874
I've been wanting to get a tattoo,
264
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,669
so I'm meeting with a specialist
who can remove it if I hate it.
265
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,547
But I did see Tish the other day.
266
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:49,051
She told me who's gonna win the game.
Do you wanna know?
267
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,013
I have had more than enough of
Tish's bloody predictions
268
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,641
to last me a lifetime,
thank you very much.
269
00:16:55,641 --> 00:17:00,395
But please do tell her that she's a fraud
that preys on people's weaknesses.
270
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,315
That's exactly what she said you'd say.
271
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,483
Anything else, ladies?
272
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,862
I'd just like some peace of mind
for my daughter.
273
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,656
And all of her generation.
274
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:14,451
Must be awful for 'em,
lying awake at night haunted
275
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,161
by how fucking easy they've had it.
276
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,292
Fucking hell.
277
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,421
We'll just have the bill. Thank you, Mae.
278
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,341
It's been taken care of
by these gentlemen.
279
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,264
We just wanted to thank you
for everything you've done for the club.
280
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,975
Yeah. The love and care you have
for the team is inspiring.
281
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,561
Kind of like the mother we never had.
282
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:44,064
That's weird. 'Cause I'm like
the mother she's never had.
283
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,984
I guess that makes you like
the grandmother we never had.
284
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,402
No, it doesn't.
285
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,532
Why would you say that?
286
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:54,950
I was trying to be nice.
287
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,829
Did I tell you? I'm learning to--
288
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,958
What's it called? Skateboard.
289
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,502
Do you mean skateboard?
290
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,589
- Yeah, yeah. Skateboard. Really.
- You any good?
291
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,340
Will be.
292
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,727
So you do laugh.
293
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:25,272
But you don't do it until page 43?
294
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,024
And it wasn't even a big laugh.
295
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:30,194
That was more of a loud nose breath.
An exhale.
296
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:34,656
Hey, Trent. Look, I know folks are divided
on the actual police these days,
297
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,492
but all human beings
are opposed to the laugh police.
298
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,330
Yeah. Yes, sorry.
299
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,291
Yeah.
300
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,503
I just want you to like it.
301
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,216
I'll leave you be.
302
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,013
- Good night, Trent.
- Good night.
303
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,009
Worth the wait.
304
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:44,101
Whatever happens on Sunday,
I want you to know I'm proud of you.
305
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,437
All the work you've put in this year.
306
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,816
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
307
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,988
And thank you for your help too, you know.
308
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,908
For motivating me, encouraging me.
309
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,580
I haven't really had that
from the older men in me life.
310
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,042
Real talk, man. Thank you.
311
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,387
And look, I know you've got
a lot of feelings for Keeley.
312
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:26,268
I just hope none of that shit ever gets
in the way of our friendship.
313
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,314
Yeah. No, yeah, me too, yeah.
314
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,398
Good.
315
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,151
That's good.
316
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,446
'Cause me and Keeley
started talking again.
317
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:40,866
Oh, yeah?
318
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,785
Yeah. Just easing into it.
319
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,956
But she is a woman,
so you never know, right?
320
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,462
It's nothing official
between the two of you?
321
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,381
Well--
322
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:00,260
No, but it's happening.
323
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:05,015
I wanted you to know
'cause I don't want you to get hurt, so...
324
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:09,311
I think it's best if you just step aside.
325
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:14,650
No.
326
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,572
What the fuck do you mean, "no"?
327
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:25,160
I mean, if the two of you ain't official,
then I ain't steppin' aside.
328
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:27,913
Why not?
329
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:32,334
'Cause I know in my heart that me
and Keeley are meant to be together.
330
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,461
Fuck off. You're a child.
331
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,547
You fuck off. You're a hairy old prune.
332
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,925
Don't forget, I was with her first.
333
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,468
Yeah, well, I was with her last.
334
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,637
It's been a year, mate.
335
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,182
It's been a month, mate.
336
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:04,116
That video of her that got leaked,
she made that for me.
337
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,217
I'm ready to talk about it now.
338
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,531
I've decided to sell the club.
339
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,205
If you go, I go.
340
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,134
There is another option.
341
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,470
We both stay.
342
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:16,313
I respect that you need
to go home to your son, Ted.
343
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:22,402
But I just want you to consider
the possibility that this is your home.
344
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:29,618
Henry can come and live here and go to
one of the best schools in the world
345
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:34,665
and enjoy the life-changing experience
of being in another country.
346
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,002
Michelle can come here and teach,
347
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:43,215
get fully qualified
and go home as a department head.
348
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:52,599
Higgins has said,
if I sell 49% of the team,
349
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,770
I can afford to make you one of
the highest-paid coaches in the league.
350
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,444
I know people will say I'm crazy, but...
351
00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:10,576
I still think I'd be underpaying you
for what you mean to this club.
352
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,128
Would you please stay?
353
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:30,179
This is the part when you say
you need to sleep on it and I say,
354
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,263
"Oh, yes, of course."
355
00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:33,140
And then we do exactly the same thing tomorrow.
356
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,443
You already know your answer, don't you?
357
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,157
- I do, yeah.
- I know.
358
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,118
I just had to try.
359
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,290
Right.
360
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,418
Well, that's settled then.
361
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,298
Both go.
362
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,055
You know, I was thinking
I should travel abroad.
363
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,893
Eat, Pray, Love style, right?
364
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:22,773
Well, more like Drink, Sleep, Fuck.
365
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,167
Fucking hell.
366
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,545
He's fine.
367
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:53,512
All right.
You gonna tell me what happened?
368
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,306
Did you stop a mugging?
369
00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:00,853
Rescue some puppies
from a burning building?
370
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,771
Do you wanna?
371
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,064
After you.
372
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:09,236
- We got in a fight about you.
- You what?
373
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:14,116
We got in a fistfight
over who gets to be with you.
374
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,910
We just thought,
"What are we, Neanderthals?"
375
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:20,998
Yeah, and we're not.
So we came up with a better idea.
376
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,332
Please don't say it.
377
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,584
You should just pick.
378
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,462
You pick which one of us
you want to end up with.
379
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,883
And then, that's that.
380
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:32,843
- Bish-bash-bosh.
- Bob's your uncle.
381
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:34,636
So, I get to choose?
382
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,394
- Yeah.
- Pretty much.
383
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:50,903
- We're fucking idiots.
- Yep, yep, yep.
384
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:54,990
Are you hungry?
385
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,160
Well, you're still in training,
386
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,329
but you can watch me eat a kebab.
387
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,875
I'm having chicken.
388
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,144
- Hey.
- Oh, my fucking God!
389
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,938
I'm sorry about that.
390
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:29,691
I was trying to come in soft
like a human cotton ball.
391
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,318
No. God, no, I'm sorry. I'm here late.
392
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:32,402
It's all right.
393
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:35,531
Yeah.
394
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:49,837
Listen, Ted--
395
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,338
I know. It's okay.
396
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,674
No, please, please.
Can you just let me say it?
397
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,094
I'm sorry.
398
00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,555
I'm so sorry.
399
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:03,642
Oh, buddy.
400
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,149
I'm sorry.
401
00:28:19,116 --> 00:28:20,200
You know what's funny?
402
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,036
You only ripped it up once.
403
00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,164
I tore that sucker down
and ripped it up two times.
404
00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:28,458
- Did you really?
- Yeah.
405
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,003
So you were already in the clear,
you know?
406
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,212
Okay.
407
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,506
Okay.
408
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,016
But I'll tell ya,
409
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,560
when I look up there...
410
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,771
I still see it.
411
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:58,363
Is that weird?
412
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:01,241
No, that's lovely.
413
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,167
Good night, Nate.
414
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,211
Good night, Ted.
415
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,444
AFC Richmond was founded in 1897,
416
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:40,822
and since then, the team have been
a picture of mediocrity.
417
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:44,159
They've been up. They've been down.
Mostly down.
418
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:45,744
And in the club's history,
419
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:48,914
they've never come close
to what they could achieve today:
420
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,124
a Premier League title.
421
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,377
Fate is not entirely in their hands.
422
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,505
Their adversaries
in Manchester have the final say.
423
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:57,923
But the Richmond faithful are here
424
00:29:57,923 --> 00:30:01,009
to applaud their team
for what they've already accomplished
425
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,803
and see if the miraculous season...
426
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,847
- AFC Richmond.
- ...can become transcendent.
427
00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:08,141
Hello. There should be a ticket
waiting for me under the name...
428
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,227
"Wynonna Judd."
429
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,105
Thanks.
430
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:14,648
Thank you.
431
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:18,318
- You see the way that guy stared at me?
- Absolute psychopath.
432
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,446
We feeling good, lads? Feeling good?
433
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:23,115
- I think we're gonna win it.
- Me too.
434
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:24,324
Then what?
435
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,910
Richmond win the League,
what do we have left to strive for?
436
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:28,662
To dream for?
437
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:31,373
Making a real connection with someone
and starting a family?
438
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,459
Yeah.
439
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,462
- Boring.
- Yeah.
440
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:39,506
...a humiliating relegation.
441
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,884
It has really been a mad season, Arlo.
442
00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:44,136
I'm actually nervous. Are you nervous?
443
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,762
Nah, Dad's got this.
444
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:46,889
All right, all right.
445
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:49,516
Who's ready to spend the next two hours
of their lives watching this game
446
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:52,769
until it eventually ends up
in an exciting 0-0 tie?
447
00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:01,069
Not long ago, Lasso was looking up
from the doghouse of the Dogtrack.
448
00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:05,115
Now he's looking down from
the highest heights of English football.
449
00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:06,700
It don't make sense!
450
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,202
Two years ago, we played so bad,
451
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:10,412
we had to drop down
from the Premier League
452
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,164
to a lower league that was called...
453
00:31:12,164 --> 00:31:13,290
The Championship.
454
00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,416
See, that don't make sense.
455
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:18,086
Now, this year we played so well,
we qualified to get into another league
456
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,922
- and that one's called...
- The Champions League.
457
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:22,132
Entirely different league,
pretty much the same name though.
458
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,217
That don't make sense.
459
00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:26,345
And now y'all are tellin' me that
to get into the "Champions League,"
460
00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:27,846
you can finish as low as...
461
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,223
Fourth place.
462
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:32,226
That don't make no sense. Why?
463
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:35,812
Money.
464
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,439
Okay, see, now that makes sense.
465
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,566
- Okay. That's it.
- Thank you.
466
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:41,860
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Nate?
467
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,987
Hi. Yeah, sorry.
I'm sorry to interrupt and all that.
468
00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:46,365
I just wanted to wish you all good luck.
469
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:50,369
To wish you two good luck
for the last time.
470
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:53,872
Last time this season. It's not
the last time you ever have good luck.
471
00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:56,583
No need for it
to become a cautionary tale.
472
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,585
I'm not trying to cast a spell
or anything.
473
00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:00,712
Yeah, no. I get it, Nate. Thank you.
474
00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:01,839
Thanks, man.
475
00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:03,757
Thank you. Well...
476
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,009
Well, this feels familiar.
477
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,054
Oh, yeah.
478
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:14,226
Why don't I step out
and let you guys have a proper reunion?
479
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:17,020
You stay put, Trenthouse Magazine.
480
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,564
You're part of the squad now.
481
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,234
- Yep. You're stuck with us, buddy.
- Thank you.
482
00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:25,153
Can I be a Diamond Dog?
483
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:37,124
Okay, hold on one second here.
Wait, wait, wait.
484
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:43,797
What the fuck are you doing?
485
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,801
I assume we're all looking for cameras
'cause we think we're on a prank show.
486
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:49,970
- Yeah, that's where I'm at.
- Yeah.
487
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,597
I'm not fucking around here.
488
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,853
Okay. Diamond Dogs, mount up. Let's go.
489
00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:07,404
Okay. Mr. Roy Kent.
490
00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:09,698
You know, bark away. Please.
491
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,576
For the past year,
492
00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:18,332
I've busted my fucking ass
trying to change.
493
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:23,045
But apparently,
I haven't done fucking shit 'cause...
494
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,132
I'm still me.
495
00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:35,182
Wait. Did you wanna be someone else?
496
00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:36,266
Yeah.
497
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:38,560
Someone better.
498
00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,316
Can people change?
499
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,330
I don't think we change per se,
500
00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:02,417
as much as we just learn to accept
who we've always been, you know?
501
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:06,922
No. I think people can change.
502
00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:07,923
They can.
503
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,928
You know, sometimes for the worse
and sometimes for the better.
504
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:20,018
Not me. I'm still the same fucking idiot
I've always been.
505
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,688
Agree to disagree, big guy.
506
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:24,188
I mean, come on, man.
507
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:27,359
You just piped up out of nowhere
and finally asked to become a Diamond Dog.
508
00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:29,402
Pretty big change, if you ask me.
509
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,862
- Right, fellas?
- Yep.
510
00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:33,824
Change isn't about trying to be perfect.
511
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,244
Perfection sucks. Perfect is boring.
512
00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:39,121
I mean, except Shawshank.
That's not boring.
513
00:34:39,121 --> 00:34:40,455
- Yep.
- Well, that's true.
514
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,875
Yeah. I mean, there are perfect films.
Back to the Future.
515
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,501
- Jaws.
- Jaws. Yeah.
516
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:46,879
- I would say Trent's hair is perfect.
- Oh, God, yeah.
517
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:48,505
- Thank you.
- Not at all boring.
518
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,175
Sure. You know, attributes.
Grace Kelly's eyes.
519
00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:54,136
- The other side of the pillow.
- That is absolutely perfect.
520
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,512
There are perfect analogies.
521
00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:58,307
- Jacket potato, cheese and beans.
- That sounds perfectly yummy. Yeah.
522
00:34:58,307 --> 00:35:00,267
Perfect foods. Spaghetti Bolognese.
523
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:02,603
- Billy Joel's The Stranger album.
- Yep, no, that's perfect.
524
00:35:02,603 --> 00:35:04,396
Yes! There are perfect works of art.
525
00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,607
There-- Perfection is all around us,
everywhere we look.
526
00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:07,733
The mighty redwood.
527
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,818
But I was talking
about perfection in people.
528
00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:12,946
- Sure. Yeah. No, I get you.
- Oh, right. Sure.
529
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,449
Human beings are
never gonna be perfect, Roy.
530
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:20,996
The best we can do is to keep asking
for help and accepting it when you can.
531
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,167
And if you keep on doing that,
you'll always be moving towards better.
532
00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:32,591
Add that right there
to our list of perfect stuff.
533
00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:36,386
- Ding, ding, ding.
- All right.
534
00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:39,056
Thank you.
535
00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:47,481
Anyone else wanna go?
536
00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:50,776
I've got a girlfriend.
537
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,781
Her name is Jade,
and she actually is perfect.
538
00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,085
- George.
- Rupert.
539
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:09,753
You guys ready?
540
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,256
Don't you worry,
I won't let you lose to your ex-wife.
541
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,342
I mean, your first ex-wife.
542
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:19,221
I mean, your previous, most recent ex-wi--
543
00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:21,390
- You know what I mean.
- Just beat them.
544
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,894
Win.
545
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:27,896
Yes, boss.
546
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:31,108
We have to acknowledge
the elephant in the room.
547
00:36:31,108 --> 00:36:34,361
Unsavory allegations of sexual impropriety
548
00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:37,364
have Rupert Mannion on the brink
of losing his club.
549
00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:41,451
But the truth is, a win today puts
the Hammers into the Champions League,
550
00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,287
a feather in Mannion's cap
551
00:36:43,287 --> 00:36:45,873
that could keep him in power
a little bit longer.
552
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:53,463
So, this is where they've been hiding
all the beautiful people.
553
00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:56,842
Hello, Rupert.
554
00:36:58,594 --> 00:36:59,595
Rebecca.
555
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,557
- Hi, Sassy.
- Hiya.
556
00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:05,100
Aren't you the lucky man.
557
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:08,770
Whatever happens today,
a team you love wins.
558
00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:15,861
Heard the news. Ouch.
559
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:19,323
Looks like you're gonna lose another team.
560
00:37:19,323 --> 00:37:21,116
My God, you get through them like wives.
561
00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:22,993
Or mistresses.
562
00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:25,245
Or, I'm assuming,
tubes of hemorrhoid cream.
563
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,958
But in all seriousness,
I do wish you the best...
564
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:33,837
'cause you are the fucking worst.
565
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:38,800
Come on, Richmond!
566
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,761
- Yes!
- Yeah!
567
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,057
You're in good spirits, aren't you?
568
00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:48,101
Anything behind that great mood?
569
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,896
Something that might affect
where I'll work next year?
570
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:52,856
- After the match, Leslie.
- Right.
571
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,651
Chill. Okay.
572
00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:57,778
Say, Barbara, you a football fan?
573
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:00,030
I prefer rugby.
574
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,823
There's just more grown men
575
00:38:01,823 --> 00:38:04,284
throwing other grown men
into the air like children.
576
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,161
- And blood.
- Yeah.
577
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:07,329
Which is nice.
578
00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:12,876
One more, boys. Come on. One more.
579
00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:16,213
Guys. Guys, guys, guys.
580
00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:18,215
We've just been sent
a care package from Zava.
581
00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:22,427
No. Thank you, but no.
I will not let him hurt me again.
582
00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:23,387
It's T-shirts.
583
00:38:23,387 --> 00:38:24,638
Can I have two, please?
584
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:28,350
There's a card.
585
00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:29,685
"My brothers.
586
00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:32,479
Good luck against West Ham.
587
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:34,815
Please enjoy the T-shirts
and this avocado from my farm.
588
00:38:34,815 --> 00:38:38,986
Never forget,
I am always inside you. Zava."
589
00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:41,071
What, he sent us one avocado?
590
00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,617
That's a huge avocado.
591
00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:47,286
Holy guacamole.
592
00:38:47,286 --> 00:38:48,745
Show me that, bro.
593
00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:53,250
Fucking hell.
594
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:00,924
Hey, Dani.
595
00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,093
Van Damme. I also got you a gift,
596
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,180
as a way to say I am sorry
for destroying your face.
597
00:39:23,906 --> 00:39:26,283
- How do I look?
- Wonderful.
598
00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,785
Van Damme. You look like a superhero.
599
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,955
Yeah? Yeah?
600
00:39:35,751 --> 00:39:36,960
Merci, frère.
601
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,378
De nada, mi amigo.
602
00:39:40,672 --> 00:39:42,382
Y'all ready? Okay? Okay.
603
00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,885
All right, fellas. Hey, let's listen up.
604
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:47,971
Hey. Nice mask, Van Damme.
605
00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:51,642
Thanks, Coach, but actually
from now on you can call me Zorro.
606
00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:53,477
You got it, Zoreaux.
607
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:55,812
No, it's pronounced "Zorro."
608
00:39:57,523 --> 00:40:00,609
'Cause of the mask.
I got you. Nice one. Okay.
609
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:04,947
Well, fellas, if you're looking for
a pep talk from me, you're in trouble.
610
00:40:04,947 --> 00:40:09,326
'Cause I'm like Michael Flatley
at 11:59 p.m. on St. Patrick's Day,
611
00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:11,453
I'm tapped out. You know what I mean?
612
00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:14,039
Luckily, though, I asked Coach Beard here
613
00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:17,334
to make y'all a little something something
to help inspire and motivate y'all
614
00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:19,086
for our final match together, all right?
615
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:21,338
- Coach, let her rip.
- Gather up!
616
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,720
Come on, bro.
617
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:14,224
- The barber.
- Okay.
618
00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:23,400
Christmas!
619
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,236
We are going up. Yeah, we are going up.
620
00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:29,698
We are going up. Yeah, we are going up.
621
00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,005
Oh, shit.
622
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:49,510
As a player, you know
the match starts before the whistle.
623
00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:53,096
During the lineups, you need to show
your opponent you're ready for the fight.
624
00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:55,057
You've got the eye of the tiger.
625
00:41:55,057 --> 00:41:57,184
Richmond appear to be crying, Chris.
626
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,644
Interesting strategy.
627
00:41:58,644 --> 00:42:00,687
Did you ever cry before a game?
628
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:03,357
Only during and after. Never before.
629
00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:05,984
Before the match is reserved
for anxious vomiting.
630
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:10,614
I'm getting emotional myself.
Chris, would you mind if I wept?
631
00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:13,408
Not at all, Arlo.
Would you mind if I vomited?
632
00:42:14,326 --> 00:42:16,370
Think we might've blew it
with the video, Coach.
633
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:19,039
I couldn't disagree more.
Ain't that right, Roy?
634
00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:22,584
You fucking smashed it.
635
00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:31,301
We've played a quarter of an hour
and remained deadlocked.
636
00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:32,511
West Ham with a corner.
637
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,055
A lovely ball there.
638
00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:36,640
Armando shoots,
639
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,517
but it's saved by Van Damme.
640
00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:39,852
That's all right.
641
00:42:39,852 --> 00:42:41,728
I hear he wants to be called Zorro now.
642
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:43,313
Well, it's about time.
643
00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:46,733
Richmond seem to have settled down.
644
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:50,654
They're on the attack, ticking along
with the precision of a Swiss clock,
645
00:42:50,654 --> 00:42:53,156
with Jamie Tartt as its central cog.
646
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:54,992
Tiki-taka.
647
00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:56,827
Tiki-fucking-tedious.
648
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:07,421
Trickery from Tartt.
The outside of his boot to Rojas.
649
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:09,506
- So close.
- Shit!
650
00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:11,466
Shit.
651
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,593
Oh, shoot.
652
00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:13,969
Well, something happened.
653
00:43:15,846 --> 00:43:18,765
Jamie Tartt is going to carve
West Ham up if they keep letting him.
654
00:43:19,349 --> 00:43:24,271
Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond!
655
00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:27,357
That's all right, fellas.
Keep calm and get fired up.
656
00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:28,442
Here we go, Greyhounds!
657
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,195
West Ham looking dangerous here, Arlo.
658
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:34,740
- And Quizet scores...
- No!
659
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,658
- ...past a diving Zorro.
- Goddamn it!
660
00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:40,245
It's okay. It's okay.
661
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:44,541
- Come on, Richmond!
- Richmond!
662
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,418
Come on, Richmond!
663
00:43:46,418 --> 00:43:49,505
Bad moment for the keeper,
but that mask is cool as hell.
664
00:43:49,505 --> 00:43:51,173
He's got that going for him, Chris.
665
00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:53,175
That's okay, fellas. Let's go!
666
00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:59,598
West Ham are gaining ground.
Richmond are playing in reverse.
667
00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:03,435
Come on, boys!
668
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:08,190
Hey, Nate.
669
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:10,275
Yeah.
670
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:11,652
Is that what I think it is?
671
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:13,195
Yep. Man City just scored.
672
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,990
In Manchester, City have
taken the lead against Liverpool.
673
00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:18,659
It's okay. All right. Okay.
674
00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:21,745
Here in West London,
the Hammers are on the attack.
675
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,960
Richmond absolutely cannot
concede here, Arlo.
676
00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:29,670
And they've conceded!
677
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:30,629
No!
678
00:44:30,629 --> 00:44:34,424
West Ham extend their lead.
Richmond's dreams are in tatters.
679
00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:41,098
Shit! Don't say "shit."
680
00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:51,525
And at the half, it's West Ham 2,
Richmond's title hopes 0.
681
00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:56,238
Chris Powell, how would you
sum up the first half?
682
00:44:56,238 --> 00:45:00,534
Richmond's Cinderella story seems
to be turning into a big, fat pumpkin.
683
00:45:08,834 --> 00:45:11,086
- Just go.
- All right.
684
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:18,010
Shut your butts and sit your mouths down!
685
00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:22,222
You know what I meant.
686
00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:26,935
Thanks, Coach.
687
00:45:31,148 --> 00:45:34,151
Well, fellas, we got our work
cut out for us in the second half.
688
00:45:34,151 --> 00:45:36,904
But you know,
I'll get to all that in a minute.
689
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:41,074
No, right now, all I wanna do
is let you gentlemen know
690
00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:44,161
what an absolute honor
it's been to be your coach.
691
00:45:46,538 --> 00:45:48,665
Getting to work with y'all
these last three years
692
00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:51,084
has truly been one of
the greatest experiences of my life.
693
00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:55,047
I've loved getting to know
each and every single one of you.
694
00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:59,510
Learning all about the men you were
695
00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:03,680
and getting a front-row seat
to see the men you all have become.
696
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,977
And I wanna thank you
for your patience with me.
697
00:46:08,977 --> 00:46:11,980
You know, when I showed up here,
I didn't know one thing about soccer.
698
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,440
But now--
699
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,734
Well, now I know at least one thing
about football.
700
00:46:19,947 --> 00:46:22,908
I'm just so gosh damn proud to be
a part of this team. You know?
701
00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:26,370
And I love you guys.
702
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:35,295
I'm gonna miss y'all.
703
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,635
Now, regarding this second half...
704
00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:46,890
Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen.
You know what I mean?
705
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,308
No one does.
706
00:46:48,308 --> 00:46:50,519
Sports would be a lot less fun if we did.
You know?
707
00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:53,730
And you all would probably
make a lot less money, so-- You know?
708
00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:58,777
We don't wanna know the future.
No, no, we wanna be here right now.
709
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:01,613
And look,
I know we're down a couple goals.
710
00:47:01,613 --> 00:47:04,366
But I'm telling you, man,
711
00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:10,122
if y'all play hard, play smart,
play together and just, you know...
712
00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:21,550
Just do what y'all do,
713
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:26,305
and we'll go out with the peace of mind
knowing we did our best. Right?
714
00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,558
- That we tried. Yeah?
- Yes, Coach.
715
00:47:29,558 --> 00:47:30,809
All right.
716
00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,146
Anybody else have something to say?
717
00:47:38,233 --> 00:47:40,235
- Coach.
- Yeah, Sam, what you got?
718
00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:11,076
Yeah, let's go. Let's do it.
719
00:49:13,996 --> 00:49:16,415
That's my bit. I know where that went.
720
00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:27,050
This one goes here.
721
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:32,306
- Hold on. No, no.
- Just right there.
722
00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:34,349
There you go.
723
00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:48,155
And there it is. Number four. Yeah?
724
00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:55,704
All right, let's bring it in.
725
00:50:06,924 --> 00:50:10,219
I know folks like to say,
"There's no place like home."
726
00:50:11,678 --> 00:50:13,639
That's true. You know.
727
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:22,272
Man, there ain't a whole lot
of places like AFC Richmond either.
728
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,318
Captain?
729
00:50:28,737 --> 00:50:32,199
{\an8}- Richmond on three. One, two, three...
- Richmond!
730
00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,829
The Greyhounds have come out
for the second half
731
00:50:37,829 --> 00:50:41,291
looking like the team
we've seen win 16 matches in a row.
732
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:44,336
Playing a style of football
that is as fun to watch
733
00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:45,796
as it is to play.
734
00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:48,048
Well, it makes me wish
I was down there right now, Arlo.
735
00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:51,176
Not playing, because I'm old
and likely to get hurt.
736
00:50:52,261 --> 00:50:53,887
Audacious from Tartt.
737
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,933
Rojas cuts inside. He shoots!
738
00:50:58,559 --> 00:50:59,768
Off the post!
739
00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:02,855
Obisanya,
740
00:51:02,855 --> 00:51:04,565
off the woodwork again!
741
00:51:04,565 --> 00:51:06,108
No, no, no!
742
00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:07,025
Hughes!
743
00:51:08,068 --> 00:51:09,945
Another miss!
744
00:51:13,574 --> 00:51:16,326
And Tartt finally puts it away
745
00:51:16,326 --> 00:51:19,371
in the 51st minute,
and Richmond have a lifeline!
746
00:51:19,371 --> 00:51:20,706
Yes! Get in!
747
00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,083
Yeah, Jamie Tartt!
748
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,043
The entire front four were involved.
749
00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:27,671
- And Tartt put it home.
- Jamie Tartt, dun-dun-du-dun-un
750
00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:29,798
This feels like trouble
for West Ham, Arlo.
751
00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:33,177
The one thing they cannot afford to do
is let Jamie Tartt get going.
752
00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:36,180
For fuck's sake, George, do something.
Mark him.
753
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,556
Get in there.
754
00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:41,310
And here come Richmond again!
755
00:51:41,310 --> 00:51:43,312
Tartt loses his marker.
756
00:51:43,979 --> 00:51:45,314
Referee!
757
00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:48,192
And it's a penalty!
758
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,360
Richmond have been relentless this half.
759
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,613
Now, Tartt wins them a chance to equalize.
760
00:51:52,613 --> 00:51:54,531
Okay. Here we go.
761
00:51:55,574 --> 00:51:57,367
That was professional from Tartt.
762
00:51:57,367 --> 00:51:59,870
Not quite a dive,
but not much of a foul either.
763
00:52:01,246 --> 00:52:04,208
Yes, Jamie Tartt, you fucking genius!
764
00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:07,669
Hey.
765
00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:10,547
Knock it in, muchacho.
766
00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:12,758
Sure.
767
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,057
Crush it, Capitan.
768
00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:21,600
What the fuck, bruv?
769
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,018
Okay.
770
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,604
Just take it, mate.
771
00:52:25,604 --> 00:52:27,481
- Bruv.
- It'll be fun.
772
00:52:29,816 --> 00:52:30,776
El Isaac.
773
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,320
Is McAdoo stepping up?
774
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,613
Oh, shit.
775
00:52:34,613 --> 00:52:35,822
Wait, what?
776
00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:37,908
McAdoo to take the penalty?
777
00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:39,785
I wouldn't trust him to take an aspirin.
778
00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:50,003
Isaac McAdoo has never taken a penalty
779
00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:51,797
in his entire career.
780
00:52:51,797 --> 00:52:55,634
- This is madness from 18 yards.
- Come on, man. You got this, bro.
781
00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:04,434
- Let's go!
- Shit.
782
00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:06,103
Okay, gents, outside the area, please.
783
00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:19,616
It's like he's shooting a free throw
with his feet.
784
00:53:20,701 --> 00:53:25,038
This is McAdoo's moment.
If he scores here, the comeback is on.
785
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:28,959
It's gone over the bar
and into the stands!
786
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:37,342
Hang on a second.
787
00:53:37,342 --> 00:53:40,637
Mike Dean wants a closer look
at something.
788
00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:42,848
- What?
- Wait.
789
00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:56,153
Mike Dean's calling it a goal.
790
00:53:56,153 --> 00:53:57,988
- How is it possible?
- What?
791
00:53:59,156 --> 00:54:00,657
Did McAdoo just hit the ball
792
00:54:00,657 --> 00:54:03,327
- through the bloody net?
- Oh, fuck!
793
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:04,912
I think he did, Chris.
794
00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:09,458
We've never seen anything like this,
795
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:11,502
and the score is 2-2.
796
00:54:13,128 --> 00:54:14,588
2-2.
797
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,884
West Ham are furious.
And you can't really blame them.
798
00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:21,220
This is unprecedented.
799
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:22,679
What just happened?
800
00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:25,015
We need to take another look
at that penalty, Arlo.
801
00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:28,227
And look, he cannons the ball
through the net! And--
802
00:54:28,227 --> 00:54:30,521
Oh, goodness me. I hope that fan's okay.
803
00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:34,024
Come on, Richmond!
804
00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:39,404
- Oh, my God. It's him.
- That is a lot of blood.
805
00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:40,489
Yes!
806
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,285
Finally.
807
00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:51,041
And as a result
of McAdoo's superhuman foot,
808
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,628
we'll have a bit of a stoppage as
the grounds crew race to replace the net.
809
00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:06,598
Where's he going?
810
00:55:14,898 --> 00:55:17,109
Huddle. Huddle. Come on.
811
00:55:17,109 --> 00:55:21,280
Hang on, Rupert Mannion is out on
the pitch and he's headed to the dugout!
812
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,948
- ...going right on the--
- Oi.
813
00:55:22,948 --> 00:55:25,409
- What are you doing?
- What the fuck are you doing?
814
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,369
What are you talking about?
815
00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:31,206
Tartt is out there doing
whatever he fucking wants.
816
00:55:31,206 --> 00:55:33,292
Yeah. But I've got two players
on him already.
817
00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:34,751
Take him out.
818
00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:36,753
Are you joking?
819
00:55:36,753 --> 00:55:38,338
Get rid of him.
820
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:41,717
This is remarkable.
Rupert Mannion remonstrating
821
00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:43,927
with his own manager on the pitch.
822
00:55:43,927 --> 00:55:45,637
- You don't see this very often.
- What's he doing?
823
00:55:45,637 --> 00:55:47,973
Well, not since the invention
of telephones at least.
824
00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:52,311
- I'm not playing the game like that.
- You do what I say or you are done.
825
00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,605
Fuck off.
826
00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:56,481
Oh, dear.
827
00:55:56,481 --> 00:55:58,942
Ugly scenes at Nelson Road.
828
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,819
Rupert Mannion's nuts.
829
00:56:00,819 --> 00:56:03,238
- And George Cartrick's.
- Damn it, Chris.
830
00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:05,824
Oi, ref, there's three balls on the field!
831
00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:08,118
What?
832
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,999
Get up.
833
00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:18,795
Get up!
834
00:56:21,256 --> 00:56:23,300
Okay, gents. Let's go, please. We're back.
835
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,345
George. Put 'em away.
836
00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:27,513
Oh, yeah.
837
00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:40,150
Right. Come on, lads. Get out there.
838
00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:46,073
Come on! You can take these.
You've got more heart.
839
00:56:46,073 --> 00:56:48,534
That's what I wanna see. More passion.
840
00:56:49,034 --> 00:56:52,246
O'Neill, keep the midfield tight. Come on!
841
00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:53,664
Hearts of lions, lads!
842
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:55,582
Hearts of lions!
843
00:56:58,544 --> 00:56:59,962
Wanker!
844
00:56:59,962 --> 00:57:02,798
- Wanker!
- Wanker! Wanker!
845
00:57:02,798 --> 00:57:05,843
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
846
00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:12,057
Wanker!
847
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:17,229
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
848
00:57:28,657 --> 00:57:30,409
And the game goes on.
849
00:57:30,409 --> 00:57:32,786
Presumably without Rupert Mannion.
850
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:42,963
Ever since the match resumed,
West Ham have had all the momentum.
851
00:57:42,963 --> 00:57:46,341
They're pinging this around,
and Richmond can't get the ball off them.
852
00:57:48,135 --> 00:57:50,345
A lob into the box.
853
00:57:50,345 --> 00:57:51,889
Zoreaux knocks it.
854
00:57:51,889 --> 00:57:52,806
Oh, no.
855
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,977
The Hammers pounce. Back into the mixer.
856
00:57:58,061 --> 00:57:59,855
And it's 3-2!
857
00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:03,108
Heaven for the Hammers.
Heartbreak for the home side.
858
00:58:06,195 --> 00:58:07,738
What the fuck are you laughing at?
859
00:58:07,738 --> 00:58:09,656
- Fourteen was offside.
- What?
860
00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:12,951
VAR are checking the replay.
861
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,704
Offside.
862
00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:17,372
- The goal's been disallowed.
- Boom.
863
00:58:17,372 --> 00:58:21,793
A stay of execution for Richmond
as West Ham are called for offside.
864
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:25,589
Thank you.
865
00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:31,803
- It's not counterfeit.
- Not a reflection on you.
866
00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:37,476
One minute of added time remaining
in Richmond's miracle season.
867
00:58:37,476 --> 00:58:38,519
Come on. Put your foot in.
868
00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:41,563
The Greyhounds are running
out of time and ideas.
869
00:58:41,563 --> 00:58:44,858
- Come on.
- Do they have one miracle left?
870
00:58:47,027 --> 00:58:49,154
Tartt, completely boxed in.
871
00:58:49,154 --> 00:58:51,698
He finds Montlaur bearing down on goal.
872
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:53,992
Montlaur is brought down.
873
00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:56,745
And Richmond have a free kick
in a dangerous position.
874
00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:58,539
Come on.
875
00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:04,711
- Come on.
- Come on.
876
00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:08,173
This could be useful.
What can Richmond order up here?
877
00:59:08,173 --> 00:59:11,093
- Okay. Come on. Talk to me, geese.
- Lasso Special.
878
00:59:11,093 --> 00:59:13,262
We're too close for that. Loki's Toboggan?
879
00:59:13,262 --> 00:59:15,597
That's a long-ass toboggan ride.
Upside-Down Taxicab.
880
00:59:15,597 --> 00:59:17,599
- It's tough without Cockburn.
- Wait. Hold on.
881
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:20,435
Hey, Nate. Nate, come here.
Come on. Hurry up. Come on.
882
00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:21,770
Yeah, of course.
883
00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:24,648
- Hey, fellas! Hey!
- I don't know what--
884
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:28,902
Time is running out.
What can the Greyhounds conjure here?
885
00:59:31,446 --> 00:59:32,447
Here, hold that.
886
00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:33,949
It's an Oscar!
887
00:59:33,949 --> 00:59:36,702
It's heavy. It's a little heavy.
There you go. Yeah.
888
00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:38,412
Or the ESPY.
889
00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:43,333
All right. Here we go. Give me that. Okay.
890
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,419
- You know what you're doing?
891
00:59:45,419 --> 00:59:46,879
- Yeah.
- I'm good. Yeah.
892
00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:53,218
It all comes down to this.
893
00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:56,180
Obisanya lays it off to Dixon.
894
00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:57,764
Come on, come on.
895
00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:02,019
Dixon switches the play to Bumbercatch.
896
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:06,356
Tartt makes his run into the box.
897
01:00:06,356 --> 01:00:09,067
Yeah! Pass me the ball.
Me, me! I want the ball!
898
01:00:09,067 --> 01:00:10,194
Pass me the ball, please.
899
01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:12,196
Obisanya's unmarked.
900
01:00:16,491 --> 01:00:17,951
A beautiful ball in.
901
01:00:17,951 --> 01:00:18,911
Barbecue sauce.
902
01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:28,128
Richmond have done it!
Oh, my God, the Greyhounds have done it!
903
01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:34,259
Yeah! Go, Dad!
904
01:00:35,594 --> 01:00:38,430
Yes! Yeah!
905
01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:41,558
Nelson Road is in rapture!
906
01:00:45,854 --> 01:00:48,815
- You used my play! You used my play!
- Yeah, I did! Yeah!
907
01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:53,028
Come on. Bring it-- Bring.
908
01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:04,081
Mike Dean blows for full time.
909
01:01:04,915 --> 01:01:06,750
Yeah!
910
01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:09,670
Thank you, good game.
911
01:01:09,670 --> 01:01:12,130
And the fans are storming onto the pitch!
912
01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:14,675
And you simply cannot blame them!
913
01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:22,015
We won.
914
01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:36,572
Come on.
915
01:01:42,202 --> 01:01:44,121
Look what you did, Rebecca!
916
01:01:44,121 --> 01:01:46,248
- Go, Richmond!
- Look what you did!
917
01:01:46,248 --> 01:01:49,126
- I didn't do it.
- Yes, you fucking did!
918
01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:53,463
There's a fun sight.
Ted Lasso celebrating with his team.
919
01:01:53,463 --> 01:01:57,342
I never know how to react when a white guy
does the running man in front of everyone.
920
01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:03,098
Well, what a game, Arlo.
921
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:05,100
Well, Richmond have done all they can,
922
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,561
so it's time to head over
to the Etihad Stadium
923
01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:10,731
to see the fate
of the Premier League title.
924
01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,091
- Ready?
- Just these two, please.
925
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:40,177
- ...flight 822 to Kansas City.
- Sure.
926
01:02:42,513 --> 01:02:44,181
- All right. Appreciate you.
- Thank you.
927
01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:53,941
- Are you Ted Lasso?
- Yeah. I'm one of them.
928
01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:56,485
Oh, mate, sucks about
Richmond coming in second.
929
01:02:56,485 --> 01:02:58,904
- Man City are just too good, yeah.
- Yeah.
930
01:02:58,904 --> 01:03:02,115
- Are you heading home for a cheeky visit?
- I'm heading home for good, actually.
931
01:03:02,115 --> 01:03:05,702
That's stupid.
Should have stayed, crushed it. Legend.
932
01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:07,913
Just a bit unlucky at the end.
933
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,874
- Can I get an ussie?
- Yeah, sure.
934
01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:11,875
Sick.
935
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,925
- Wicked.
- Kinky Boots.
936
01:03:35,524 --> 01:03:37,192
Now what the heck are you doing here?
937
01:03:37,192 --> 01:03:40,028
I just bought a ticket
to get through security
938
01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:43,156
so I could come and say a proper goodbye.
939
01:03:44,783 --> 01:03:47,077
Classic rom-com leave-cute tactic.
940
01:03:47,995 --> 01:03:49,621
Love it. Okay.
941
01:03:49,621 --> 01:03:51,290
Hold on.
You bought yourself a first-class ticket
942
01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:53,876
- for a flight you ain't ever gonna take?
- It was just force of habit.
943
01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:55,210
Oh, yeah. Sure.
944
01:03:56,295 --> 01:03:58,046
I see you're sticking around though, huh?
945
01:03:59,715 --> 01:04:01,925
Well, Ted,
you're going home to your family and...
946
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,513
I actually want to stay with mine.
947
01:04:09,725 --> 01:04:12,561
It's a great picture, you know.
Can't wait to read the article.
948
01:04:13,145 --> 01:04:14,563
It's not bad, actually.
949
01:04:14,563 --> 01:04:17,524
I would have preferred if they hadn't
described me as the "club matriarch."
950
01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:20,944
Yeah. I mean, it does have more gravitas
than "soccer mom."
951
01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:29,453
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
952
01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:31,288
- Sorry. No, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
953
01:04:31,288 --> 01:04:32,289
Please, you go first.
954
01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,376
Thank you.
955
01:04:38,670 --> 01:04:39,671
Thank you.
956
01:04:44,927 --> 01:04:47,804
Yeah.
957
01:04:59,525 --> 01:05:00,526
Okay.
958
01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,624
- There you are.
- Thank you.
959
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:40,315
Seat belt sign has now been illuminated,
960
01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:41,692
so please take your seat.
961
01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:43,527
The cabin door has been closed.
962
01:05:43,527 --> 01:05:46,446
Flight attendants,
please prepare for gate departure.
963
01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:55,247
Coach, is this nuts?
964
01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,249
Us leaving like this?
965
01:05:57,249 --> 01:06:00,085
I mean, we almost won the whole
frigging thing, you know?
966
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,922
Saying goodbye to a bunch of nice folks.
967
01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:09,261
And I know I've finally accepted
that air conditioning is a privilege
968
01:06:09,261 --> 01:06:10,721
and not a right.
969
01:06:12,556 --> 01:06:14,183
I don't know. What do you think?
970
01:06:20,355 --> 01:06:21,773
I can't do this.
971
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:27,487
I don't wanna go, Ted.
I'm in love with Jane.
972
01:06:30,574 --> 01:06:32,868
I wanna stay,
and I don't wanna let you down.
973
01:06:32,868 --> 01:06:36,413
But with your permission, I'd love
to run off this plane and into her arms.
974
01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:40,125
Well, I mean, what about your luggage?
975
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,836
- Forget my luggage. It's full of rice.
- What? Why?
976
01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:45,756
- I haven't slept for three days, man.
- Okay. I'm sorry, you know.
977
01:06:45,756 --> 01:06:48,383
I've been dreading this.
Talking to you. Abandoning you.
978
01:06:48,383 --> 01:06:52,012
What? No, no, no, hold on, Coach.
You ain't abandoning me, okay?
979
01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:55,182
You're just following your heart.
I get it.
980
01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:57,518
And, yeah, you should go.
981
01:06:58,602 --> 01:07:00,979
But look, man, I don't think
they're gonna let you off this plane
982
01:07:00,979 --> 01:07:02,189
with that door already shut.
983
01:07:09,821 --> 01:07:10,697
I have a plan.
984
01:07:11,823 --> 01:07:14,952
Of course you do. Okay.
What do you need me to do?
985
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,957
Whatever's about to happen,
that's a great start.
986
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,751
I love you, Ted.
987
01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:26,630
I love you too, Willis.
988
01:07:30,259 --> 01:07:32,636
- Oh, boy.
- My appendix!
989
01:07:32,636 --> 01:07:34,346
- The other side, Coach.
- Thank you.
990
01:07:35,556 --> 01:07:37,015
Oh, my God. Are you all right, sir?
991
01:07:39,601 --> 01:07:40,727
Call the medics.
992
01:07:57,578 --> 01:07:59,830
Would you like to go to the hospital
with your friend?
993
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,209
Nah. I'm okay. Thanks though.
994
01:08:08,130 --> 01:08:09,756
What a fucking arsehole.
995
01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:15,137
Flight attendants cross-check.
Please prepare for departure.
996
01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:41,205
Oh, God!
997
01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:44,457
Little love, are you all right?
998
01:08:53,884 --> 01:08:55,051
It's you.
999
01:08:55,051 --> 01:08:56,845
Wie is dat, Papa?
1000
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,265
Rebecca.
1001
01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:04,102
Rebecca.
1002
01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,185
We've got to put this one this way.
1003
01:09:47,729 --> 01:09:51,942
Please welcome the new manager
of AFC Richmond, Roy Kent!
1004
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,112
- Hello!
- Hi!
1005
01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,991
Nice to see you.
1006
01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:53,462
{\an8}- Thank you.
- Cheers.
1007
01:10:54,963 --> 01:10:56,548
{\an8}- Your name?
- Shannon.
1008
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:02,596
I have something to show you.
1009
01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,673
Go down a little.
And by little, I actually mean,
1010
01:11:37,673 --> 01:11:39,341
- like, three inches.
- Yeah.
1011
01:11:40,384 --> 01:11:41,885
Stop. Good going there, Roy.
1012
01:11:42,636 --> 01:11:43,804
All right, bring me down.
1013
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:08,537
Isn't it marvelous that we can gather here
1014
01:12:08,537 --> 01:12:13,709
on this most historical of monuments
under the gaze of his good Lordship?
1015
01:12:13,709 --> 01:12:19,131
Friends and family sharing the love
that is entwined
1016
01:12:19,131 --> 01:12:21,383
for Beard and Jane.
1017
01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:23,260
And not just Beard and Jane,
1018
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:26,430
for Jane beareth
one of God's newest children.
1019
01:12:26,430 --> 01:12:27,931
And I know...
1020
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:35,355
This is your captain. Welcome to
Kansas City International Airport.
1021
01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:52,372
He's here! Dad's here! Come on!
1022
01:12:59,171 --> 01:13:00,964
Dad! Dad!
1023
01:13:03,217 --> 01:13:04,426
Hey.
1024
01:13:13,977 --> 01:13:15,395
Yep. Thank you.
1025
01:13:16,355 --> 01:13:18,023
Come on, man. Talk to me.
How are you doing?
1026
01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:19,149
- Good.
- Yeah?
1027
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:20,901
What's new?
1028
01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:37,042
All right. Good save.
Let's go. Come on. Let's attack.
1029
01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:39,419
Find some space, Henry. There you go.
1030
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:40,796
Come on, Henry!
1031
01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:42,881
All right. Let it rip.
1032
01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:47,344
- All right, that's okay.
- Shoot.
1033
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,472
Hey, Henry. Come here, man.
1034
01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:55,102
- Hey, you okay?
- Can't believe I missed that.
1035
01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:58,188
Hey. Don't worry about all that, okay?
What do we say, huh?
1036
01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:00,899
Be a goldfish.
1037
01:14:00,899 --> 01:14:02,192
That's right.
1038
01:14:02,192 --> 01:14:03,819
All right. Now, come on now.
Get on out there.
1039
01:14:03,819 --> 01:14:06,697
- Have some fun, yeah? Attaboy.
- Okay, yeah.
1040
01:14:07,489 --> 01:14:09,283
Come on, boys. Good job, Henry.