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[Gary] It's a rare treat
when the Premier League title
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comes down
to the last match of the season.
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{\an8}And, Thierry,
if the Greyhounds win on Sunday,
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{\an8}and Manchester City loses or draws,
AFC Richmond will actually win the league.
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Incredible.
And you picked them to finish last.
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Hey, so did you.
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Sorry, Gary. I only remember my victories.
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I have no room in my brain
for anything else.
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[Gary]
Hmm. Well, it should be a great match.
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The last time Richmond played West Ham
though, things got ugly.
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That wasn't football.
It was a crime scene.
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Speaking of which,
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Rupert Mannion has been accused
of an inappropriate relationship
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by a former assistant,
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- putting the team owner in hot water.
- [Thierry Henry] Hot water?
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That man is boiling. If he had noodles
in his pockets, he could make a soup.
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My nan made a delicious pocket soup.
Bit like a minestrone.
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[Thierry Henry] Personally, I thought
he should have stayed with Rebecca Welton.
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Now, they were a power couple.
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Oh, shut up, Thierry Henry.
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Morning, Rebecca.
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- Morning, Ted.
- Hi.
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[chuckles]
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[sighing] Yeah. Um...
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Um...
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So, do you, um--
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You know, do you want to talk about it?
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Mmm.
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I'm not really ready to talk about it yet.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Good morning!
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[cheers]
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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
what a night, what a night, what a night.
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[chuckles]
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Whoo!
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Sorry for all the noise.
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[sighs] Morning, nerds.
You're welcome for all the noise.
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- [Coach Beard] Milady.
- [chuckles]
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Oh, Rebecca, I hope you don't mind.
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I went through your wardrobe
and borrowed this dress.
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Oh, it's a blazer.
But, yes, yes. Help yourself.
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Hey, thanks again
for letting us all crash here last night.
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You know-- When I got Beard's text saying
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that there was a deadly gas leak
in the neighborhood,
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I just assumed he was bragging
about one of his epic toots. [chuckles]
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[inhales sharply, sighs]
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Isn't that crazy that this is gonna be
the last time we wake up like this?
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Hmm.
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I mean, the last and first time.
But, still, you know.
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[groans] No, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
Boss don't want to talk about it yet.
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[hums] It's not that I refuse
to talk about you going home, Ted.
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It's that I refuse to accept
that you are not coming back.
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[sighs] God.
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Boss.
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I'm right there with you.
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[housekeeper gasps]
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I'll start in the guest rooms.
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- No! No, no, no! No.
- Uh, no. No, no, no, no. Please. Please--
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Those ropes are not garbage.
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Some of it's dirty on purpose.
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[laughs]
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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[players chattering]
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Hear ye, hear ye,
this locker room is now in session.
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All rise for the Honorable Judge McAdoo.
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[players chuckling, cheering]
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Silence!
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Be seated.
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Court Treasurer.
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Are there any unresolved fines
from this season?
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{\an8}There are, Your Honor.
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{\an8}And please remember that all fines
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{\an8}will go towards funding our end-of-season
party this Sunday night at the restaurant.
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{\an8}[players cheering]
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{\an8}- Very well. Bailiff.
- Hmm?
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{\an8}Please bring forth the receptacle.
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{\an8}Uh, the assistant kitman has it.
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{\an8}- [sighs] Assistant to the kitman.
- Oh.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}Court Treasurer. Release the fines.
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{\an8}- [clears throat] "Jan Maas."
- [players wince]
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{\an8}- "Late for training. £200."
- [players cheering]
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{\an8}- [Jan] That's fair.
- Naughty boy.
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{\an8}- "Dani Rojas."
- Huh?
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{\an8}"Not texting 'happy birthday'
on a teammate's birthday. £100."
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- [players clamoring]
- Objection, Your Honor.
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I did put a tiny, little heart
on someone else's "happy birthday."
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Overruled!
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[scoffs]
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"Jamie Tartt."
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[players] Ooh.
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"Falling asleep during
team meditation training.
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- £200."
- Huh?
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[Cockburn] Wow. You fell asleep?
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- Bro, everyone was sleeping, man.
- Nah, not me.
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- I was just the only one who was snoring.
- [chuckling]
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Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait.
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- Is there anything else?
- That is all I have, Your Honor.
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Very well. And finally, Nathan Shelley.
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{\an8}For missing every training session,
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{\an8}every match and every team dinner
this season,
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{\an8}I hereby fine you £5,000!
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{\an8}- [players clamoring]
- Yeah, that's fair. I mean, I deserve it.
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{\an8}The party will now have an open bar
and live band karaoke!
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[cheering]
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}[hums]
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- Hey.
- [screams]
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- [groans, sighs]
- I'm sorry.
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One of these days, I'm gonna scare you.
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Well, that's easy.
Just ask me what I'm thinking about.
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What are you thinking about?
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{\an8}Stuff.
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{\an8}Terrifying.
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{\an8}Hmm.
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{\an8}Good to see you, Roy.
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{\an8}- Morning, Keeley.
- Morning.
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- Yo.
- Hey.
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What happened to you?
I thought you were right behind me.
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Jane had a surprise for me.
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Oh, that's nice.
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My passport.
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{\an8}Which she shredded so that I wouldn't
be able to leave the country.
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- Good thing you got dual citizenship, huh?
- Triple.
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- Vatican City is a country, baby.
- Right.
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- [clicking tongue]
- Mm-hmm.
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- Gentlemen.
- Hmm?
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{\an8}I can't finish the book
until the season ends, obviously.
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{\an8}But before you leave,
I'd love to get your thoughts.
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{\an8}Let me know if there's anything
you disagree with.
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I won't take it out, but I'm happy
to tell you where you're wrong.
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Hmm.
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- [loud bang]
- [Roy] Fuck!
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Oh. Everything okay, Roy?
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{\an8}How do you know
if a girl likes you or not?
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{\an8}Well, um... [smacks lips, clicking tongue]
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{\an8}...you know, that might be a tasty,
little treat for the Diamond Dogs.
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{\an8}[Ted, Trent, Coach Beard whimpering]
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}No! No! No! No!
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{\an8}[fading] No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
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[mouthing words] So close.
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[Ted] Mm-hmm. Hmm.
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Can't wait to dive into this, Trent.
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[chuckles] Thank you.
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Nope.
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Derivative.
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Okay.
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[Coach Beard] Overly prosaic.
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[Trent] Actually, I'm gonna just pop out
for a second. [clears throat]
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The press are asking if you have
any comments about Rupert's divorce.
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Hmm. Yes, of course.
Uh, but no, no comment.
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{\an8}- Smart.
- Classy.
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{\an8}Moving on, Leslie and I are asking
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{\an8}if you have any comments
on Rupert's divorce.
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Juicier, the better. Safe space.
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[sighs] Also no comment.
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- Ah! Boo!
- Oh-- [blows raspberry]
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Oh-- Look, I'm sorry.
I just genuinely don't care anymore.
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[Higgins] Hmm.
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What's next?
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{\an8}[sighs] We need to talk about
who we're hiring to replace Ted.
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{\an8}I've made a list of the usual suspects,
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{\an8}and I threw in a basketball coach from
New Zealand just to spice it up a bit.
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{\an8}Right. I can't think about that yet.
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{\an8}Okay. After the season then.
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{\an8}Oh, last thing from me. On a happier note,
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{\an8}now that we have a guaranteed spot
in the Champions League next season...
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{\an8}[all shriek]
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{\an8}...we have had many requests
to buy a piece of the club.
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{\an8}Our value is at an all-time high,
so it's worth considering.
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{\an8}You give up 49%, retain full control
and make a huge pile of cash.
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We can buy more players,
renovate the stadium.
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{\an8}[gasps] Ooh, maybe we can get
some of those fancy seats.
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{\an8}The ones with the heaters
like they have at Tottenham.
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{\an8}Ooh, they're amazing... in February.
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{\an8}You see,
I accidentally turned mine on last summer
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{\an8}and nearly melted
my bottom crack together.
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{\an8}[stammers] Think about it anyway.
It's, uh-- It's only 49%.
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{\an8}- Leslie?
- Hmm?
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{\an8}How much would I get
if I sold the entire club?
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{\an8}Rebecca.
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{\an8}You can't sell the club.
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{\an8}Why not?
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{\an8}I mean, I only got into this
to ruin Rupert's life.
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{\an8}And he seems to be doing
a pretty good job of that himself.
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{\an8}So come on, Leslie. How much?
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I don't know.
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Uh, off the top of my head,
I'd say two billion.
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- [spits]
- Oh.
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Oh, fuck me.
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Fuck me.
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[players chattering]
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All right, Roy.
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I think that's enough for today.
You can go ahead and call it.
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Roy, please.
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Whistle! Whistle!
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Go on, bring it in.
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Thank you, Roy.
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Coach and I didn't wanna make a big deal
about it being our last practice.
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Just a regular day.
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Yeah. Nothing special. Right?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Whatever you guys want.
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- That was ominous.
- What the fuck was that?
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[bell tolls]
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What the fuck is that?
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What the fuck is this?
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["So Long, Farewell" playing]
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♪ There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall ♪
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And the bells in the steeple too ♪
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♪ And up in the nursery
An absurd little bird ♪
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Is popping out to say "cuckoo" ♪
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[players] Cuckoo, cuckoo ♪
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♪ Regretfully they tell us
But firmly they compel us ♪
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To say goodbye ♪
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[all] To you ♪
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♪ So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, good night ♪
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♪ We hate to go
And miss this pretty sight ♪
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♪ So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu ♪
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♪ Adieu, adieu
To yieu and yieu and yieu ♪
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♪ So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye ♪
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♪ We flit, we float
We fleetly flee, we fly ♪
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♪ So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye ♪
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♪ The sun has gone
To bed and so must I ♪
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Adios ♪
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Adios ♪
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Adios ♪
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[all] Goodbye ♪
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Thank you, fellas. That was perfect.
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[players, fans cheering]
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[scats] Hey, Keeley. Love those boots.
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Thanks. [chuckles]
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- Hey, Nate.
- Hey, Keeley. You all right?
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Yeah. Oh, it's so good to have you back.
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- Thank you. It's really good to be back.
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
240
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- Ninety-one.
- [Ted] Ninety-two.
241
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,353
Hello, boys.
242
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,021
- Hello, Keeley.
- Hey, Keeley. Uh-oh.
243
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,567
- What do we got here?
- A little last-day present. One for you.
244
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,568
Aw.
245
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,652
- And one for you.
- All right.
246
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,487
Don't open that
before you get on the plane!
247
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,282
Or better yet,
just don't get on the plane.
248
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,410
- Thanks, Keeley.
- [Coach Beard] Thanks, Keeley.
249
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,287
[chuckles]
250
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,707
Is everybody decent?
251
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,418
Aw, one of these days, right?
252
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,752
[players chuckling]
253
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:59,423
Okay, remember you've got
your extra press session tomorrow at noon.
254
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:05,345
And you're confident, generous, excited.
You're fucking legends!
255
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,264
- [players] Thanks, Keeley!
- [Keeley] Whoo!
256
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,641
Mmm.
257
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,189
- Keeley.
- Hi, Jamie.
258
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,607
- Hey, you good?
- Yeah, you?
259
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,483
Yeah, good, good, yeah. Uh, mad one.
260
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:22,696
Uh, Nike want to fly me to Brazil
to shoot this commercial thing.
261
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,366
But I said to them that I wouldn't do it
unless I could have my publicist with me.
262
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,369
Make sure I don't fuck it up.
So, uh, what do you think?
263
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,997
- It's not for me.
- Yeah. [stammers]
264
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,582
- I'm fucking with you.
- Yeah?
265
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:34,499
- Yeah. [gasps]
- Yeah?
266
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,211
- Yeah. [chuckles] Thank you. [chuckles]
- Congrats.
267
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:41,173
Um, yeah, cool. Uh, so, someone
from Nike is gonna call you.
268
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:44,635
Uh, name starts with W.
Ends with W. I don't--
269
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,803
- I'll handle it.
- Okay.
270
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,640
- Thank you, Jamie.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
271
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,607
Hey, Jamie.
272
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,442
Yeah?
273
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,445
Wanna grab a beer later?
274
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,240
I thought you said
I couldn't have beer anymore.
275
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,075
Well, you're with me, so you get a pass.
276
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,329
Yeah, decent. I'm in, yeah. [chuckles]
277
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,122
- Sweet.
- Sweet.
278
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:17,876
So are you two friends now?
279
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,129
- Uh, yeah. Guess so.
- That's wonderful.
280
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,382
Yeah.
281
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,133
Fucking mint, yeah.
282
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,135
[bell on door jingles]
283
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,514
- Should I use that pose or that pose?
- Lads. Ah, thank the Lord.
284
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,349
- None of 'em.
- I just signed up for that Bantr.
285
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,433
- Ah.
- Should I--
286
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,270
I mean, when your father died,
I was terrified of being alone.
287
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,773
But now I've learned so much
about myself in this last year,
288
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,817
and I've been right all along, you know.
289
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,527
I really am exceptional.
290
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,115
Right. [stammers]
Mother, you know that Ted isn't dying.
291
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,075
He's just moving back to America.
292
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:54,329
Oh. You say potato, you say potato.
293
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,960
I've been thinking about selling the club.
294
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,090
- I know. Is that crazy?
- No! No, I love it.
295
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,427
- Oh.
- Go for it. Take the money and run.
296
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,220
- Explore the world.
- Hmm.
297
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,140
Uh, more importantly, explore yourself.
298
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,224
Hmm.
299
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:17,019
You know, I had a dream last night
that I was a cabaret singer in Japan.
300
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,146
Shut up. [grunts]
301
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,731
No, you've given me chills.
302
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,442
I had exactly the same dream.
303
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:24,401
Hmm?
304
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,153
Oh, you were a dentist in Taiwan,
305
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,821
- but--
- Oh, Mother.
306
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,782
- Oh, well, potato, potato. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
307
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,242
[inhales sharply]
308
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,535
You going to the match on Sunday?
309
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:36,455
[sucks teeth]
Oh, sausage, I can't. I'm sorry.
310
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,874
I've been wanting to get a tattoo,
311
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,669
so I'm meeting with a specialist
who can remove it if I hate it.
312
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,131
- But I did see Tish the other day.
- [sighs]
313
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,051
She told me who's gonna win the game.
Do you wanna know?
314
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:53,013
Oh, I have had more than enough of
Tish's bloody predictions
315
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,641
to last me a lifetime,
thank you very much.
316
00:16:55,641 --> 00:17:00,395
But please do tell her that she's a fraud
that preys on people's weaknesses.
317
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,315
That's exactly what she said you'd say.
318
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,483
Anything else, ladies?
319
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,862
I'd just like some peace of mind
for my daughter.
320
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,656
And all of her generation.
321
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:14,451
Oh, must be awful for 'em,
lying awake at night haunted
322
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,161
by how fucking easy they've had it.
323
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,329
[both laughing]
324
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,292
Fucking hell.
325
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,421
We'll just have the bill. Thank you, Mae.
326
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,341
It's been taken care of
by these gentlemen.
327
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,264
We just, uh, wanted to thank you
for everything you've done for the club.
328
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,975
Yeah. The love and care you have
for the team is inspiring.
329
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,561
Kind of like the mother we never had.
330
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,020
- [sighs]
- Oh, that's weird.
331
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,064
'Cause I'm like the mother
she's never had.
332
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,984
I guess that makes you like
the grandmother we never had.
333
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,402
No, it doesn't.
334
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,070
Hmm.
335
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,532
Why would you say that?
336
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,659
- [Jeremy] I was trying to be nice.
337
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,035
- Hmm.
- Did I tell you?
338
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,621
I'm learning to-- Oh.
339
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,958
What's it called? Skateboard. [chuckles]
340
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,502
Do you mean skateboard?
341
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,589
- Yeah, yeah. Skateboard. Really.
- You any good?
342
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,340
Will be.
343
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,181
[sighs]
344
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,892
[chuckles]
345
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,727
So you do laugh.
346
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:25,272
But you don't do it until page 43?
347
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,024
And it wasn't even a big laugh.
348
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:30,194
That was more of a loud nose breath.
An exhale.
349
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:34,656
Hey, Trent. Look, I know folks are divided
on the actual police these days,
350
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,492
but all human beings
are opposed to the laugh police.
351
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,330
Yeah. Mmm, yeah. Yes, sorry, sorry.
352
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,291
Um, yeah.
353
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,503
I just want you to like it.
354
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,216
I'll leave you be.
355
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,013
- Good night, Trent.
- Good night.
356
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,834
[slurping, gulping]
357
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,003
[swallows]
358
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,507
[exhales deeply]
359
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,510
Worth the wait. [sighs]
360
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:44,101
Whatever happens on Sunday,
I want you to know I'm proud of you.
361
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,437
All the work you've put in this year.
362
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,816
Yeah, uh-- Yeah, thanks.
363
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,569
And, um-- [clears throat]
364
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,988
Thank you for your help too, you know.
365
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,908
For-- For motivating me, encouraging me.
366
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,580
I haven't really had that
from the older men in me life.
367
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,042
[chuckles] Real talk, man. Thank you.
368
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,387
And look, I know you've got
a lot of feelings for Keeley.
369
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:26,268
I just hope none of that shit ever gets
in the way of our friendship.
370
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,314
Yeah. No, yeah, me too, yeah.
371
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,398
Good.
372
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,151
That's good.
373
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,446
'Cause me and Keeley
started talking again.
374
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:40,866
Oh, yeah?
375
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,785
Yeah. Just easing into it.
376
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,956
But she is a woman,
so you never know, right?
377
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,666
Hmm.
378
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,462
It's nothing official
between the two of you?
379
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,381
Well--
380
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:00,260
No, but it's happening.
381
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:05,015
I wanted you to know
'cause I don't want you to get hurt, so...
382
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:09,311
I think it's best if you just step aside.
383
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,564
[sucks teeth, smacks lips]
384
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:14,650
No.
385
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,572
What the fuck do you mean, "no"?
386
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:25,160
I mean, if the two of you ain't official,
then I ain't steppin' aside.
387
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:27,913
Why not?
388
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:32,334
'Cause I know in my heart that me
and Keeley are meant to be together.
389
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,461
Fuck off. You're a child.
390
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,547
You fuck off. You're a hairy old prune.
391
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,925
Don't forget, I was with her first.
392
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,468
Yeah, well, I was with her last.
393
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,637
[scoffs] It's been a year, mate.
394
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:47,182
[imitates buzzer] It's been a month, mate.
395
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:04,116
That video of her that got leaked,
she made that for me.
396
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,217
[Rebecca] I'm ready to talk about it now.
397
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,399
[sighs]
398
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,531
I've decided to sell the club.
399
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,205
If you go, I go.
400
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,709
Hmm.
401
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,134
There is another option.
402
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,470
We both stay.
403
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:16,313
I respect that you need
to go home to your son, Ted.
404
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:22,402
But I just want you to consider
the possibility that this is your home.
405
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:29,618
Henry can come and live here and go to
one of the best schools in the world
406
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:34,665
and enjoy the life-changing experience
of being in another country.
407
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,002
Michelle can come here and teach,
408
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:43,215
get fully qualified
and go home as a department head.
409
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:52,599
Higgins has said,
if I sell 49% of the team,
410
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,770
I can afford to make you one of
the highest-paid coaches in the league.
411
00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:01,024
[scoffs, sighs]
412
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,444
I know people will say I'm crazy, but...
413
00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:10,576
I still think I'd be underpaying you
for what you mean to this club.
414
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,952
[chuckles]
415
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,128
Would you please stay?
416
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:30,179
This is the part when you say
you need to sleep on it and I say,
417
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,263
"Oh, yes, of course."
418
00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:33,140
And then we do exactly the same thing tomorrow.
419
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,224
[chuckles]
420
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,443
You already know your answer, don't you?
421
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,157
- I do, yeah.
- I know.
422
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,118
I just had to try.
423
00:24:57,289 --> 00:25:00,125
Right. [sniffles, inhales sharply]
424
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,919
Well, that's settled then. [sighs]
425
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,298
Both go.
426
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,055
You know, I was thinking
I should travel abroad.
427
00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:14,139
Mmm.
428
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,893
Eat, Pray, Love style, right?
429
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:22,773
Well, more like Drink, Sleep, Fuck.
430
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:25,025
[Ted] Mm-hmm.
431
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,737
[both laugh]
432
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,490
[sighs] Oh. [laughs]
433
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:33,325
[chuckling]
434
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:38,664
[doorbell rings]
435
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,791
[Roy grunts]
436
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,167
Fucking hell.
437
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,545
He's fine.
438
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:49,675
[groans]
439
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:53,512
All right.
You gonna tell me what happened?
440
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,306
Did you stop a mugging?
441
00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:00,853
Rescue some puppies
from a burning building?
442
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,771
Do you wanna?
443
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,064
- After you.
- [sighs]
444
00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:06,358
[clicks tongue]
445
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:09,236
- We got in a fight about you.
- You what?
446
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,322
- We got in a fistfight...
- [sighs]
447
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:14,116
...over who gets to be with you.
448
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,910
We just thought,
"What are we, Neanderthals?"
449
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,413
- Yeah, and we're not.
- [scoffs]
450
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:20,998
So we came up with a better idea.
451
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,332
Please don't say it.
452
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,584
You should just pick.
453
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,462
You pick which one of us
you want to end up with.
454
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,883
And then, that's that.
455
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:32,843
- Bish-bash-bosh.
- Bob's your uncle.
456
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:34,636
So, I get to choose?
457
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,394
- Yeah.
- Pretty much.
458
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:50,903
- We're fucking idiots.
- [sighing] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
459
00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:53,906
[both sigh]
460
00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:54,990
Are you hungry?
461
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,160
Well, you're still in training,
462
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,329
but you can watch me eat a kebab.
463
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,875
I'm having chicken.
464
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,144
- Hey.
- Oh, my fucking God!
465
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,938
Whoa. [stammers] I'm sorry about that.
466
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:29,691
I-- I was trying to come in soft
like a human cotton ball.
467
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,318
No. God, no, I'm sorry.
I'm here late. [chuckles]
468
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,446
- Oh, it's all right. [chuckles]
- [chuckles, sighs]
469
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,657
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
470
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:49,837
Listen, Ted--
471
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,338
I know. It's okay.
472
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,674
No, please, please.
Can you just let me say it?
473
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,594
I'm sorry. [sobs]
474
00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,555
[sobbing] I'm so sorry.
475
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:03,642
Oh, buddy.
476
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,813
[Nathan breathes shakily]
477
00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:10,983
[sniffles] Oh, I'm sorry.
478
00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:12,359
[sighs]
479
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:16,613
[sniffling, chuckling]
480
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:20,200
- [chuckles]
- You know what's funny?
481
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,036
You only ripped it up once.
482
00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,164
I tore that sucker down
and ripped it up two times.
483
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,708
- [chuckles]
- Did you really?
484
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,501
- [chuckling] Yeah.
- [chuckles]
485
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,128
So you were already in the clear,
you know?
486
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:32,337
- Okay.
- [chuckles]
487
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:35,007
Okay. [inhales sharply]
488
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,016
But I'll tell ya,
489
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,560
when I look up there...
490
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,771
I still see it.
491
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:58,363
- Is that weird?
- [inhales sharply]
492
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:01,241
No, no, no, that's-- that's lovely.
493
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:04,661
[breathing shakily]
494
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:09,082
[sniffles]
495
00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:10,167
Good night, Nate.
496
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,211
Good night, Ted.
497
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,646
["In Between Days" playing]
498
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:34,191
[crowd cheering]
499
00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:37,444
[Arlo] AFC Richmond was founded in 1897,
500
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:40,822
and since then, the team have been
a picture of mediocrity.
501
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:44,159
They've been up. They've been down.
Mostly down.
502
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:45,744
And in the club's history,
503
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:48,914
they've never come close
to what they could achieve today:
504
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,124
a Premier League title.
505
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,377
Fate is not entirely in their hands.
506
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,505
Their adversaries
in Manchester have the final say.
507
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:57,923
But the Richmond faithful are here
508
00:29:57,923 --> 00:30:01,009
to applaud their team
for what they've already accomplished
509
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,803
and see if the miraculous season...
510
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,847
- [chanting] AFC Richmond.
- ...can become transcendent.
511
00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:08,141
Hello. There should be a ticket
waiting for me under the name...
512
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,227
"Wynonna Judd."
513
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,105
Thanks.
514
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:14,648
Thank you.
515
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:18,318
- You see the way that guy stared at me?
- Absolute psychopath.
516
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,446
We feeling good, lads? Feeling good?
517
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:23,115
- I think we're gonna win it.
- Me too.
518
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:24,324
Then what?
519
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,910
Richmond win the League,
what do we have left to strive for?
520
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:28,662
To dream for?
521
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:31,373
Making a real connection with someone
and starting a family?
522
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:34,459
Mmm. [mouthing] Yeah.
523
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,462
- Boring.
- [Jeremy] Yeah.
524
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:39,506
[Arlo] ...a humiliating relegation.
525
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,884
[Chris]
It has really been a mad season, Arlo.
526
00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:44,136
[sighs] I'm actually nervous.
Are you nervous?
527
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:45,762
Nah, Dad's got this.
528
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:46,889
[Jacob] All right, all right.
529
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:49,516
Who's ready to spend the next two hours
of their lives watching this game
530
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:52,769
until it eventually ends up
in an exciting 0-0 tie?
531
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,813
- [chuckles]
- [Jacob chuckling]
532
00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:01,069
[Arlo] Not long ago, Lasso was looking up
from the doghouse of the Dogtrack.
533
00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:05,115
Now he's looking down from
the highest heights of English football.
534
00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:06,700
It don't make sense!
535
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,202
Two years ago, we played so bad,
536
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:10,412
we had to drop down
from the Premier League
537
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,164
to a lower league that was called...
538
00:31:12,164 --> 00:31:13,290
The Championship.
539
00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,416
See, that don't make sense.
540
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:18,086
Now, this year we played so well,
we qualified to get into another league
541
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,922
- and that one's called...
- The Champions League.
542
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:22,132
Entirely different league,
pretty much the same name though.
543
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,217
That don't make sense.
544
00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:26,345
And now y'all are tellin' me that
to get into the "Champions League,"
545
00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:27,846
you can finish as low as...
546
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,223
Fourth place.
547
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:32,226
That don't make no sense. Why?
548
00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:34,603
[players laughing, chattering]
549
00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:35,812
Money.
550
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,439
Okay, see, now that makes sense.
551
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,566
- Okay. That's it.
- Thank you.
552
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,776
- [knocking]
- [Nathan] Hey.
553
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:41,860
[Ted] Hey, what's up, Nate?
554
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,987
Hi. Yeah, sorry.
I'm sorry to interrupt and all that.
555
00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:46,365
I just wanted to, uh--
to wish you all, uh, good luck.
556
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:50,369
To wish you two good luck,
uh, for the last time.
557
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:53,872
Last time this season. It's not
the last time you ever have good luck.
558
00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:56,583
[chuckles] No need for it
to become a cautionary tale.
559
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,585
I'm not trying to cast a spell
or anything.
560
00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:00,712
- [chuckles]
- Yeah, no. I-- I get it, Nate. Thank you.
561
00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:01,839
Thanks, man.
562
00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:03,757
Thank you. Well...
563
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,009
Well, this feels familiar.
564
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,054
Oh, yeah.
565
00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:11,014
- Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
- [Coach Beard chuckles]
566
00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:14,226
Oh, why don't I, um, step out
and let you guys have a proper reunion?
567
00:32:14,226 --> 00:32:17,020
Ah, da-da-da-da.
You stay put, Trenthouse Magazine.
568
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,564
You're part of the squad now.
569
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:20,148
- Oh.
- [clicking tongue]
570
00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:22,234
- Yep. You're stuck with us, buddy.
- Thank you.
571
00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:23,569
[Ted chuckles]
572
00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:25,153
Can I be a Diamond Dog?
573
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:37,124
[Ted] Okay, hold on one second here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
574
00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:43,213
- Hmm.
- What the fuck are you doing?
575
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,801
Uh, I assume we're all looking for cameras
'cause we think we're on a prank show.
576
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:49,970
- Yeah, that's where I'm at.
- [Trent, Nathan] Yeah.
577
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,597
I'm not fucking around here.
578
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,853
[stammers] Okay.
Diamond Dogs, mount up. Let's go.
579
00:32:57,853 --> 00:32:59,563
[barking]
580
00:33:05,152 --> 00:33:07,404
[clears throat] Uh, okay. Mr. Roy Kent.
581
00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:09,698
Uh, you know, um, bark away. Please.
582
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,576
For the past year,
583
00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:18,332
I've busted my fucking ass
trying to change.
584
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:23,045
But apparently,
I haven't done fucking shit 'cause...
585
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,132
I'm still me.
586
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:35,182
[stammers] Uh, wait.
Did-- Did you wanna be someone else?
587
00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:36,266
Yeah.
588
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:38,560
Someone better.
589
00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,316
Can people change?
590
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,615
[sighs]
591
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,202
- Uh--
- [barks]
592
00:33:55,202 --> 00:34:00,040
[stammers] I don't think we change per se,
as much as we just... [inhales sharply]
593
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,417
...learn to accept
who we've always been, you know?
594
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,877
[Roy] Hmm.
595
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:06,922
Oh, no. I-- I think people can change.
596
00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:07,923
They can.
597
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,928
You know, sometimes for the worse
and sometimes for the better.
598
00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:17,474
[groans] Not me.
599
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:20,018
I'm still the same fucking idiot
I've always been.
600
00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:22,688
Mmm. Agree to disagree, big guy.
601
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:24,188
I mean, come on, man.
602
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:27,359
You just piped up out of nowhere
and finally asked to become a Diamond Dog.
603
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,777
Pretty big change, if you ask me.
Right, fellas?
604
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,737
- [Higgins, Coach Beard] Yep.
- [Nathan, Trent] Mm-hmm.
605
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,824
Change isn't about trying to be perfect.
606
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,244
Perfection sucks. Perfect is boring.
607
00:34:37,244 --> 00:34:39,121
I mean, except Shawshank.
That's not boring.
608
00:34:39,121 --> 00:34:40,455
- Yep.
- Well, that's true.
609
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,875
Yeah. I mean, there are perfect films.
Back to the Future.
610
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,501
- Jaws.
- Jaws. Yeah.
611
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:46,879
- I would say Trent's hair is perfect.
- [Nathan] Oh, God, yeah.
612
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:48,505
- Oh. Thank you.
- Not at all boring.
613
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,175
Sure. You know, attributes.
Grace Kelly's eyes.
614
00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:54,136
- The other side of the pillow.
- That is absolutely perfect.
615
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,512
There are perfect analogies.
616
00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:58,307
- Jacket potato, cheese and beans.
- That sounds perfectly yummy. Yeah.
617
00:34:58,307 --> 00:35:00,267
Perfect foods. Spaghetti Bolognese.
618
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:02,603
- Billy Joel's The Stranger album.
- [Ted] Yep, no, that's perfect.
619
00:35:02,603 --> 00:35:04,396
Yes! There are perfect works of art.
620
00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,607
There-- Perfection is all around us,
everywhere we look.
621
00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:07,733
The mighty redwood.
622
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:09,818
But I was talking
about perfection in people.
623
00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:12,946
- Oh, sure, sure. Yeah. No, I get you.
- [Trent] Oh, right. Sure, sure.
624
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,449
Human beings are
never gonna be perfect, Roy.
625
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:20,996
The best we can do is to keep asking
for help and accepting it when you can.
626
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,167
And if you keep on doing that,
you'll always be moving towards better.
627
00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:27,669
[whistles]
628
00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:32,591
Add that right there
to our list of perfect stuff.
629
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,301
[Higgins] Hmm.
630
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:36,386
- [Ted] Ding, ding, ding.
- [Roy] All right.
631
00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:39,056
Thank you.
632
00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:41,099
[barking, growling]
633
00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:43,727
[barks]
634
00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:47,481
Anyone else wanna go?
635
00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:50,776
I've got a girlfriend.
636
00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:53,904
[all] Ooh.
637
00:35:53,904 --> 00:35:55,781
Her name is Jade,
and she actually is perfect.
638
00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:58,575
[barking]
639
00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:01,370
[panting]
640
00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,496
[barks]
641
00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:06,750
[Rupert sighs]
642
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,085
- George.
- Rupert.
643
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:09,753
You guys ready?
644
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,256
Don't you worry,
I won't let you lose to your ex-wife.
645
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,342
[stammers] I mean, your first ex-wife.
646
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:19,221
I-- I mean,
your previous, most recent ex-wi--
647
00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:21,390
- You know what I mean.
- Just beat them.
648
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,894
Win.
649
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:27,896
Yes, boss. [sighs]
650
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:31,108
[Arlo] We have to acknowledge
the elephant in the room.
651
00:36:31,108 --> 00:36:34,361
Unsavory allegations of sexual impropriety
652
00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:37,364
have Rupert Mannion on the brink
of losing his club.
653
00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:41,451
But the truth is, a win today puts
the Hammers into the Champions League,
654
00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,287
- a feather in Mannion's cap...
- [breathes deeply]
655
00:36:43,287 --> 00:36:45,873
...that could keep him in power
a little bit longer.
656
00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:49,960
Ah.
657
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,463
So, this is where they've been hiding
all the beautiful people.
658
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,132
[laughing]
659
00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:56,425
Ah. Hello, Rupert.
660
00:36:58,010 --> 00:36:59,595
- Oh. Rebecca.
- [Rebecca chuckles]
661
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,557
- Hi, Sassy.
- Hiya.
662
00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:05,100
Aren't you the lucky man.
663
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:08,770
Whatever happens today,
a team you love wins.
664
00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,731
- [chuckles]
- [Rebecca chuckles]
665
00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,191
[chuckles]
666
00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:15,861
Heard the news. Ooh. Ouch.
667
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:19,323
Looks like you're gonna lose another team.
668
00:37:19,323 --> 00:37:21,116
My God, you get through them like wives.
669
00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:22,993
- [chuckles]
- Or mistresses.
670
00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:25,245
Or, I'm assuming,
tubes of hemorrhoid cream.
671
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,958
But in all seriousness,
I-- I do wish you the best...
672
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:33,837
'cause you are the fucking worst.
673
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:38,800
Come on, Richmond!
674
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,761
- Yes!
- Whoo! Yeah!
675
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,013
[chuckles]
676
00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:45,057
Oh, you're in good spirits, aren't you?
677
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:48,101
Um, anything behind that great mood?
678
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,896
Something that might affect
where I'll work next year?
679
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:52,856
- After the match, Leslie. Hmm.
- Right.
680
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,651
Chill. Okay.
681
00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:57,778
Say, Barbara, you a football fan?
682
00:37:57,778 --> 00:38:00,030
Um, I prefer rugby.
683
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,823
There's just more grown men
684
00:38:01,823 --> 00:38:04,284
throwing other grown men
into the air like children.
685
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,161
- And blood.
- Yeah.
686
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,747
- Uh, which is nice. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
687
00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:12,876
One more, boys. Come on. One more.
688
00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:14,503
[players chattering]
689
00:38:14,503 --> 00:38:16,213
Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
690
00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:18,215
Uh, we've just been sent
a care package from Zava.
691
00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:19,424
[players groaning]
692
00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:22,427
No. Thank you, but no.
I will not let him hurt me again.
693
00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:23,387
Ooh, it's T-shirts.
694
00:38:23,387 --> 00:38:24,638
Can I have two, please?
695
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,350
Oh, oh. There's a card.
696
00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:30,686
- "My brothers."
- [players chuckling]
697
00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:32,479
[Colin] "Good luck against West Ham.
698
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:34,815
Please enjoy the T-shirts
and this avocado from my farm.
699
00:38:34,815 --> 00:38:38,986
Never forget,
I am always inside you. Zava."
700
00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:41,071
What, he sent us one avocado?
701
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,824
- [players exclaiming] Whoa!
- [Colin whistles]
702
00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:45,617
[Thierry] That's a huge avocado.
703
00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:47,286
Holy guacamole.
704
00:38:47,286 --> 00:38:48,745
Show me that, bro.
705
00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:53,250
Fucking hell.
706
00:38:59,089 --> 00:39:00,924
[gasps] Oh. Hey-- Hey, Dani.
707
00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,093
Van Damme. I also got you a gift,
708
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,180
as a way to say I am sorry
for destroying your face.
709
00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:24,489
[gasps] How do I look?
710
00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:26,283
- Wonderful.
- [chuckles]
711
00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,785
Van Damme. You look like a superhero.
712
00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:31,955
- [players cheering]
- Yeah? Yeah?
713
00:39:33,248 --> 00:39:34,875
[grunts, chuckles]
714
00:39:35,751 --> 00:39:36,960
Merci, frère.
715
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,378
De nada, mi amigo.
716
00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,589
[players chattering]
717
00:39:40,589 --> 00:39:42,382
Y'all ready? Okay? Okay.
718
00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,885
All right, fellas. Hey, let's listen up.
719
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:47,971
Hey. Nice mask, Van Damme.
720
00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:51,642
Oh. Thanks, Coach, but actually
from now on you can call me Zorro.
721
00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:53,477
You got it, Zoreaux.
722
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:55,812
No, no, no, it's pronounced "Zorro."
723
00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:58,232
Oh. Oh, 'cause of the mask.
724
00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:00,609
- [players groaning]
- I got you. Nice one. Okay.
725
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:04,947
Well, fellas, if you're looking for
a pep talk from me, you're in trouble.
726
00:40:04,947 --> 00:40:09,326
'Cause I'm like Michael Flatley
at 11:59 p.m. on St. Patrick's Day,
727
00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:10,953
I'm tapped out. [chuckles]
728
00:40:10,953 --> 00:40:12,246
You know what I mean?
729
00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:14,039
Luckily, though, I asked Coach Beard here
730
00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:17,334
to make y'all a little something something
to help inspire and motivate y'all
731
00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:19,086
for our final match together, all right?
732
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:21,338
- Coach, let her rip.
- Gather up!
733
00:40:27,427 --> 00:40:29,012
[music playing on video]
734
00:40:33,058 --> 00:40:35,811
[laughing, chattering]
735
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,317
[laughing]
736
00:40:45,821 --> 00:40:49,199
[players] Oh!
737
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:51,201
[chattering, laughing]
738
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:01,795
[no video audio]
739
00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,046
[laughing]
740
00:41:05,174 --> 00:41:07,718
[all] Oh!
741
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,720
[player] Come on, bro.
742
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:14,224
- [Jamie] The barber.
- Okay.
743
00:41:14,224 --> 00:41:16,768
[all shouting, screaming]
744
00:41:18,187 --> 00:41:20,230
[laughing]
745
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,648
[cheering]
746
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:23,400
Christmas!
747
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,236
[players on video chanting]
We are going up. Yeah, we are going up.
748
00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:29,698
[shouts]
We are going up. Yeah, we are going up.
749
00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:32,826
- [player] Whoo!
- We are going up. Yeah, we are going up.
750
00:41:32,826 --> 00:41:34,161
[players on video exclaim]
751
00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,872
[crowd cheering]
752
00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:45,005
- [players sniffling]
- Oh, shit.
753
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:49,510
[Chris] As a player, you know
the match starts before the whistle.
754
00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:53,096
During the lineups, you need to show
your opponent you're ready for the fight.
755
00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:55,057
You've got the eye of the tiger.
756
00:41:55,057 --> 00:41:57,184
[Arlo]
Richmond appear to be crying, Chris.
757
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,644
[Chris] Interesting strategy.
758
00:41:58,644 --> 00:42:00,687
[Arlo] Did you ever cry before a game?
759
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:03,357
[Chris]
Only during and after. Never before.
760
00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:05,984
Before the match is reserved
for anxious vomiting.
761
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:10,614
[Arlo] I'm getting emotional myself.
Chris, would you mind if I wept?
762
00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:13,408
[Chris] Not at all, Arlo.
Would you mind if I vomited?
763
00:42:14,326 --> 00:42:16,370
Think we might've blew it
with the video, Coach.
764
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:19,039
Oh, I couldn't disagree more.
Ain't that right, Roy?
765
00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:22,584
[crying] You fucking smashed it.
766
00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:27,631
[whistle blows]
767
00:42:27,631 --> 00:42:31,301
[Arlo] We've played a quarter of an hour
and remained deadlocked.
768
00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:32,511
West Ham with a corner.
769
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,055
Oh, a lovely ball there.
770
00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:36,640
- Armando shoots...
- [grunts]
771
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,517
- ...but it's saved by Van Damme.
- [gasping]
772
00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:39,852
That's all right, that's all right.
773
00:42:39,852 --> 00:42:41,728
I hear he wants to be called Zorro now.
774
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:43,313
Well, it's about time.
775
00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:44,898
[shouting]
776
00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:46,733
[Arlo] Richmond seem to have settled down.
777
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:50,654
They're on the attack, ticking along
with the precision of a Swiss clock,
778
00:42:50,654 --> 00:42:53,156
with Jamie Tartt as its central cog.
779
00:42:53,156 --> 00:42:54,992
[groans] Tiki-taka.
780
00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:58,245
- Tiki-fucking-tedious.
- [spectators chuckling]
781
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:07,421
[Arlo] Trickery from Tartt.
The outside of his boot to Rojas.
782
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:09,506
- So close.
- Shit!
783
00:43:09,506 --> 00:43:11,466
- [spectators groaning]
- Shit. [clicks tongue]
784
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,593
Oh, shoot.
785
00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:13,969
Well, something happened.
786
00:43:15,846 --> 00:43:18,765
[Chris] Jamie Tartt is going to carve
West Ham up if they keep letting him.
787
00:43:19,349 --> 00:43:22,019
[chanting]
Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond!
788
00:43:22,019 --> 00:43:24,271
[all chanting] Come on, Richmond!
Come on, Richmond!
789
00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:27,357
That's all right, fellas.
Keep calm and get fired up.
790
00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:28,442
Here we go, Greyhounds!
791
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,195
[Chris]
West Ham looking dangerous here, Arlo.
792
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:34,740
- [Arlo] And Quizet scores...
- No!
793
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,658
- ...past a diving Zorro.
- Goddamn it!
794
00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:40,245
It's okay. It's okay.
795
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:44,541
- Come on, Richmond!
- Richmond!
796
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,418
[Keeley, Sassy] Come on, Richmond!
797
00:43:46,418 --> 00:43:49,505
[Chris] Bad moment for the keeper,
but that mask is cool as hell.
798
00:43:49,505 --> 00:43:51,173
[Arlo] He's got that going for him, Chris.
799
00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:53,175
That's okay, fellas. Let's go!
800
00:43:53,175 --> 00:43:54,843
[crowd, players shouting]
801
00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:59,598
[Arlo] West Ham are gaining ground.
Richmond are playing in reverse.
802
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:03,435
- [cell phones chiming]
- Come on, boys!
803
00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:05,229
[crowd murmuring]
804
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:08,607
- Hey, Nate.
- [chiming continues]
805
00:44:08,607 --> 00:44:10,275
Yeah. Yeah.
806
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:11,652
Uh, is that what I think it is?
807
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:13,195
Yep. Man City just scored.
808
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,990
[Arlo] In Manchester, City have
taken the lead against Liverpool.
809
00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:18,659
It's okay. All right. Okay.
810
00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:21,745
[Arlo] Here in West London,
the Hammers are on the attack.
811
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,960
[Chris] Richmond absolutely cannot
concede here, Arlo.
812
00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:29,670
And they've conceded!
813
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:30,629
- No!
- [groans]
814
00:44:30,629 --> 00:44:34,424
[Arlo] West Ham extend their lead.
Richmond's dreams are in tatters.
815
00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:38,595
[screams, groans]
816
00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:41,098
Shit! Don't say "shit."
817
00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:46,603
[whistle blowing]
818
00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:51,525
[Arlo] And at the half, it's West Ham 2,
Richmond's title hopes 0.
819
00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:56,238
Chris Powell, how would you
sum up the first half?
820
00:44:56,238 --> 00:45:00,534
Richmond's Cinderella story seems
to be turning into a big, fat pumpkin.
821
00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:03,203
[players chattering, indistinct]
822
00:45:08,834 --> 00:45:11,086
- Just go.
- All right.
823
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:18,010
Shut your butts and sit your mouths down!
824
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:19,303
[players muttering]
825
00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:22,222
You know what I meant.
826
00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:24,391
[player sighs]
827
00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:26,935
Thanks, Coach.
828
00:45:31,148 --> 00:45:34,151
Well, fellas, we got our work
cut out for us in the second half.
829
00:45:34,151 --> 00:45:36,904
But you know,
I'll get to all that in a minute.
830
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:41,074
No, uh, right now, all I wanna do
is let you gentlemen know
831
00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:44,161
what an absolute honor
it's been to be your coach.
832
00:45:46,538 --> 00:45:48,665
Getting to work with y'all
these last three years
833
00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:51,084
has truly been one of
the greatest experiences of my life.
834
00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:55,047
I've loved getting to know
each and every single one of you.
835
00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:59,510
Learning all about the men you were
836
00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:03,680
and getting a front-row seat
to see the men you all have become.
837
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,977
A-And I wanna thank you
for your patience with me.
838
00:46:08,977 --> 00:46:11,980
You know, when I showed up here,
I didn't know one thing about soccer.
839
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,440
But now--
840
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,734
Well, now I know at least one thing
about football.
841
00:46:15,734 --> 00:46:17,694
[players chuckle]
842
00:46:19,947 --> 00:46:22,908
I'm just so gosh damn proud to be
a part of this team. You know?
843
00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:26,370
And I love you guys.
844
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:35,295
I'm gonna miss y'all.
845
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,635
Now, regarding this second half...
846
00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:46,890
Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen.
[chuckles] You know what I mean?
847
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,308
No one does.
848
00:46:48,308 --> 00:46:50,519
Sports would be a lot less fun if we did.
You know?
849
00:46:50,519 --> 00:46:51,478
[player chuckles]
850
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,730
And you all would probably
make a lot less money, so-- You know?
851
00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:55,858
[players chuckling]
852
00:46:55,858 --> 00:46:58,777
We don't wanna know the future.
No, no, we wanna be here right now.
853
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:01,613
And look,
I-I know we're down a couple goals.
854
00:47:01,613 --> 00:47:04,366
But I'm telling you, man,
855
00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:10,122
if y'all play hard, play smart,
play together and just, you know...
856
00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:21,550
Just do what y'all do,
857
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:26,305
and we'll go out with the peace of mind
knowing we did our best. Right?
858
00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,558
- That we tried. Yeah?
- [players murmuring] Yes, Coach.
859
00:47:29,558 --> 00:47:30,809
Hmm. All right.
860
00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,146
Anybody else have something to say?
861
00:47:38,233 --> 00:47:40,235
- Coach.
- Yeah, Sam, what you got?
862
00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:07,990
[chuckles]
863
00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:11,994
- Yeah, let's go. Let's do it.
- [players chattering]
864
00:49:13,996 --> 00:49:16,415
[Jamie] That's my bit.
I know where that went.
865
00:49:16,415 --> 00:49:18,500
[chattering continues]
866
00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:27,050
[player 1] This one goes here.
867
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:32,306
- [player 2] Hold on. No, no.
- [player 3] Just right there.
868
00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:35,559
- There you go.
- [players] Ah.
869
00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:48,155
And there it is. Number four. Yeah?
870
00:49:54,745 --> 00:49:57,164
- All right, let's bring it in.
- [sniffles]
871
00:50:06,924 --> 00:50:10,219
I know folks like to say,
"There's no place like home."
872
00:50:11,678 --> 00:50:13,639
That's true. You know.
873
00:50:14,139 --> 00:50:15,682
- [player chuckles]
- Mm-hmm.
874
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:22,272
Man, there ain't a whole lot
of places like AFC Richmond either.
875
00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:25,317
[Dani] Mmm.
876
00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:26,318
Captain?
877
00:50:28,737 --> 00:50:32,199
{\an8}- Richmond on three. One, two, three...
- [players] Richmond! [clamoring]
878
00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:34,910
{\an8}[players chattering, cheering]
879
00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,829
[Arlo] The Greyhounds have come out
for the second half
880
00:50:37,829 --> 00:50:41,291
looking like the team
we've seen win 16 matches in a row.
881
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:44,336
Playing a style of football
that is as fun to watch
882
00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:45,796
as it is to play.
883
00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:48,048
[Chris] Well, it makes me wish
I was down there right now, Arlo.
884
00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:51,176
Not playing, because I'm old
and likely to get hurt.
885
00:50:51,176 --> 00:50:53,887
- [players shouting]
- [Arlo] Audacious from Tartt.
886
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,933
Rojas cuts inside. He shoots!
887
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:00,853
- Off the post!
- [groaning]
888
00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:02,855
- [Arlo] Obisanya...
- [gasping]
889
00:51:02,855 --> 00:51:04,565
- ...off the woodwork again!
- Oh!
890
00:51:04,565 --> 00:51:06,108
No, no, no!
891
00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:07,985
- [Arlo] Hughes!
- [crowd, coaches cheering]
892
00:51:07,985 --> 00:51:09,945
[Arlo] Another miss!
893
00:51:09,945 --> 00:51:11,697
[all groaning]
894
00:51:13,574 --> 00:51:16,326
- [cheering]
- [Arlo] And Tartt finally puts it away
895
00:51:16,326 --> 00:51:19,371
in the 51st minute,
and Richmond have a lifeline!
896
00:51:19,371 --> 00:51:20,706
Yes! Get in!
897
00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,083
- Yeah, Jamie Tartt!
- [laughs]
898
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,043
[Arlo]
The entire front four were involved.
899
00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:27,671
- And Tartt put it home.
- Jamie Tartt, dun-dun-du-dun-un ♪
900
00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:29,798
[Chris] This feels like trouble
for West Ham, Arlo.
901
00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:33,177
The one thing they cannot afford to do
is let Jamie Tartt get going.
902
00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:36,180
For fuck's sake, George, do something.
Mark him.
903
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,556
[mouthing words] Get in there.
904
00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:41,310
[Arlo] And here come Richmond again!
905
00:51:41,310 --> 00:51:43,312
Tartt loses his marker.
906
00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:45,314
- [crowd gasps]
- Referee!
907
00:51:45,314 --> 00:51:48,192
- [whistle blows]
- And it's a penalty!
908
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,360
[Arlo]
Richmond have been relentless this half.
909
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,613
Now, Tartt wins them a chance to equalize.
910
00:51:52,613 --> 00:51:54,531
Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
911
00:51:55,574 --> 00:51:57,367
[Chris] That was professional from Tartt.
912
00:51:57,367 --> 00:51:59,870
Not quite a dive,
but not much of a foul either.
913
00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:01,163
[bar patrons chattering]
914
00:52:01,163 --> 00:52:04,208
Yes, Jamie Tartt, you fucking genius!
915
00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:07,669
Hey.
916
00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:10,547
Knock it in, muchacho.
917
00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:12,758
Sure.
918
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,057
Crush it, Capitan.
919
00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:21,600
What the fuck, bruv?
920
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,018
Okay.
921
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,604
Just take it, mate.
922
00:52:25,604 --> 00:52:27,481
- Bruv.
- It'll be fun.
923
00:52:29,816 --> 00:52:30,776
El Isaac.
924
00:52:30,776 --> 00:52:33,320
- [players chattering]
- [Arlo] Is McAdoo stepping up?
925
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,613
Oh, shit.
926
00:52:34,613 --> 00:52:35,822
[Chris] Wait, what?
927
00:52:35,822 --> 00:52:37,908
McAdoo to take the penalty?
928
00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:40,744
- I wouldn't trust him to take an aspirin.
- [chuckling]
929
00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:43,247
[inhales sharply, exhales heavily]
930
00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:50,003
[Arlo] Isaac McAdoo
has never taken a penalty
931
00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:51,797
in his entire career.
932
00:52:51,797 --> 00:52:55,634
- This is madness from 18 yards.
- Come on, man. You got this, bro.
933
00:52:59,555 --> 00:53:02,224
[dog whimpers]
934
00:53:02,224 --> 00:53:04,434
- [West Ham player] Let's go!
- Shit.
935
00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:06,103
Okay, gents, outside the area, please.
936
00:53:07,104 --> 00:53:08,105
[exhales sharply]
937
00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:15,821
[whistle blows]
938
00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:19,616
It's like he's shooting a free throw
with his feet.
939
00:53:19,616 --> 00:53:20,617
[both] Shh!
940
00:53:20,617 --> 00:53:25,038
[Arlo] This is McAdoo's moment.
If he scores here, the comeback is on.
941
00:53:25,873 --> 00:53:28,959
Oh, it's gone over the bar
and into the stands!
942
00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:31,211
[crowd gasping, groaning]
943
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:37,342
[Arlo] Hang on a second.
944
00:53:37,342 --> 00:53:40,637
Mike Dean wants a closer look
at something.
945
00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:42,848
- What?
- Wait.
946
00:53:52,608 --> 00:53:54,276
- [whistle blows]
- [crowd cheering]
947
00:53:54,276 --> 00:53:56,153
[Arlo] Mike Dean's calling it a goal.
948
00:53:56,153 --> 00:53:57,988
- How is it possible?
- [mouthing word] What?
949
00:53:57,988 --> 00:53:59,072
[cheering]
950
00:53:59,072 --> 00:54:00,657
[Chris] Did McAdoo just hit the ball
951
00:54:00,657 --> 00:54:03,327
- through the bloody net?
- Oh, fuck!
952
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:04,912
[Arlo] I think he did, Chris.
953
00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:09,458
We've never seen anything like this,
954
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:11,502
- and the score is 2-2.
- [cheering]
955
00:54:11,502 --> 00:54:14,588
- [cheers] 2-2.
- Whoo!
956
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,884
[Arlo] West Ham are furious.
And you can't really blame them.
957
00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:21,220
- This is unprecedented.
- [laughs]
958
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:22,679
- What just happened?
- [cheering]
959
00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:25,015
[Chris] We need to take another look
at that penalty, Arlo.
960
00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:28,227
[Arlo] A-And look, he cannons the ball
through the net! And--
961
00:54:28,227 --> 00:54:30,521
Oh, goodness me.
I hope that fan's okay.
962
00:54:30,521 --> 00:54:32,022
[cheering]
963
00:54:32,022 --> 00:54:34,024
Come on, Richmond!
964
00:54:36,985 --> 00:54:39,404
- Oh! That is a lot of blood.
- Oh, my God. It's him.
965
00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:44,201
Yes! Whoo! Whoo!
966
00:54:44,201 --> 00:54:46,662
Finally. [chuckles] Whoo!
967
00:54:46,662 --> 00:54:48,121
[cheering]
968
00:54:48,121 --> 00:54:51,041
[Arlo] And as a result
of McAdoo's superhuman foot,
969
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,628
we'll have a bit of a stoppage as
the grounds crew race to replace the net.
970
00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:06,598
Where's he going?
971
00:55:14,898 --> 00:55:17,109
[George] Huddle. Huddle. Come on.
972
00:55:17,109 --> 00:55:21,280
[Arlo] Hang on, Rupert Mannion is out on
the pitch and he's headed to the dugout!
973
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,948
- ...going right on the--
- Oi.
974
00:55:22,948 --> 00:55:25,409
- What are you doing?
- What the fuck are you doing?
975
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,369
W-What are you talking about?
976
00:55:27,369 --> 00:55:31,206
Tartt is out there doing
whatever he fucking wants.
977
00:55:31,206 --> 00:55:33,292
Yeah. But I've got two players
on him already.
978
00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:34,751
Take him out.
979
00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:36,753
Are you joking?
980
00:55:36,753 --> 00:55:38,338
Get rid of him.
981
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:41,717
[Arlo] This is remarkable.
Rupert Mannion remonstrating
982
00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:43,927
with his own manager on the pitch.
983
00:55:43,927 --> 00:55:45,637
- You don't see this very often.
- What's he doing?
984
00:55:45,637 --> 00:55:47,973
[Chris] Well, not since the invention
of telephones at least.
985
00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:52,311
- I'm not playing the game like that.
- You do what I say or you are done.
986
00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,605
Fuck off. [grunts]
987
00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:56,982
- [Arlo] Oh, dear.
- [patrons gasp]
988
00:55:56,982 --> 00:55:58,942
[Arlo] Ugly scenes at Nelson Road.
989
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,819
[Chris] Rupert Mannion's nuts.
990
00:56:00,819 --> 00:56:03,238
- And George Cartrick's.
- [Arlo] Damn it, Chris.
991
00:56:03,238 --> 00:56:05,407
Oi, ref,
there's three balls on the field!
992
00:56:05,407 --> 00:56:06,742
[laughing]
993
00:56:06,742 --> 00:56:08,118
What?
994
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,999
Get up.
995
00:56:15,751 --> 00:56:16,752
[sighs]
996
00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:18,795
Get up!
997
00:56:21,256 --> 00:56:23,300
[Mike Dean] Okay, gents.
Let's go, please. We're back.
998
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,345
George. Put 'em away.
999
00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:27,513
Oh, yeah.
1000
00:56:28,305 --> 00:56:29,306
[whistle blows]
1001
00:56:29,306 --> 00:56:31,350
[crowd cheering]
1002
00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:41,318
- Right. Come on, lads. Get out there.
- [players clapping]
1003
00:56:41,318 --> 00:56:46,073
Come on! You can take these.
You've got more heart.
1004
00:56:46,073 --> 00:56:48,951
- [crowd jeering]
- That's what I wanna see. More passion.
1005
00:56:48,951 --> 00:56:52,246
O'Neill, keep the midfield tight. Come on!
1006
00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:53,664
Hearts of lions, lads!
1007
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:55,582
Hearts of lions!
1008
00:56:58,544 --> 00:56:59,962
[fan 1] Wanker!
1009
00:56:59,962 --> 00:57:02,798
- [fan 2] Wanker!
- [fan 3] Wanker! Wanker!
1010
00:57:02,798 --> 00:57:05,843
[crowd] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
1011
00:57:05,843 --> 00:57:08,637
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
1012
00:57:08,637 --> 00:57:10,848
[chanting continues]
1013
00:57:10,848 --> 00:57:13,308
Wanker! [chuckles]
1014
00:57:13,308 --> 00:57:17,229
[patrons] Wanker! Wanker!
Wanker! Wanker!
1015
00:57:17,229 --> 00:57:19,314
[chanting continues]
1016
00:57:28,657 --> 00:57:30,409
- [Arlo] And the game goes on.
- [whistle blows]
1017
00:57:30,409 --> 00:57:32,786
Presumably without Rupert Mannion.
1018
00:57:32,786 --> 00:57:35,831
[crowd cheering]
1019
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:42,963
[Chris] Ever since the match resumed,
West Ham have had all the momentum.
1020
00:57:42,963 --> 00:57:46,341
[Arlo] They're pinging this around,
and Richmond can't get the ball off them.
1021
00:57:48,135 --> 00:57:50,345
A lob into the box.
1022
00:57:50,345 --> 00:57:51,889
Zoreaux knocks it.
1023
00:57:51,889 --> 00:57:52,806
Oh, no.
1024
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,977
[Arlo]
The Hammers pounce. Back into the mixer.
1025
00:57:58,061 --> 00:57:59,855
- [Arlo] And it's 3-2!
- [groaning]
1026
00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:03,108
Heaven for the Hammers.
Heartbreak for the home side.
1027
00:58:04,776 --> 00:58:06,111
[laughs]
1028
00:58:06,111 --> 00:58:07,738
What the fuck are you laughing at?
1029
00:58:07,738 --> 00:58:09,656
- Fourteen was offside.
- What?
1030
00:58:09,656 --> 00:58:10,908
Mmm.
1031
00:58:10,908 --> 00:58:12,951
[Arlo] VAR are checking the replay.
1032
00:58:12,951 --> 00:58:14,036
[whistle blows]
1033
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,704
- Offside.
- [cheering]
1034
00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:17,372
- [Arlo] The goal's been disallowed.
- Boom.
1035
00:58:17,372 --> 00:58:21,793
[Arlo] A stay of execution for Richmond
as West Ham are called for offside.
1036
00:58:23,712 --> 00:58:26,131
- Oh, thank you.
- [both imitate explosion]
1037
00:58:27,299 --> 00:58:28,300
Huh.
1038
00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:31,803
- It's not counterfeit.
- Not a reflection on you.
1039
00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:37,476
One minute of added time remaining
in Richmond's miracle season.
1040
00:58:37,476 --> 00:58:38,519
Come on. Put your foot in.
1041
00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:41,563
[Arlo] The Greyhounds are running
out of time and ideas.
1042
00:58:41,563 --> 00:58:44,858
- Come on.
- [Arlo] Do they have one miracle left?
1043
00:58:45,526 --> 00:58:46,944
[player shouting]
1044
00:58:46,944 --> 00:58:49,154
[Arlo] Tartt, completely boxed in.
1045
00:58:49,154 --> 00:58:51,698
He finds Montlaur bearing down on goal.
1046
00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:53,992
- [whistle blows]
- Montlaur is brought down.
1047
00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:56,745
And Richmond have a free kick
in a dangerous position.
1048
00:58:56,745 --> 00:58:58,539
- [cheers]
- [Keeley] Come on.
1049
00:58:58,539 --> 00:59:00,624
[players chattering]
1050
00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:04,711
- Come on.
- Come on.
1051
00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:08,173
[Arlo] This could be useful.
What can Richmond order up here?
1052
00:59:08,173 --> 00:59:11,093
- Okay. Come on. Talk to me, geese.
- Uh, Lasso Special.
1053
00:59:11,093 --> 00:59:13,262
We're too close for that.
Uh, Loki's Toboggan?
1054
00:59:13,262 --> 00:59:15,597
That's a long-ass toboggan ride.
Uh, Upside-Down Taxicab.
1055
00:59:15,597 --> 00:59:17,599
- [Roy] It's tough without Cockburn.
- Wait. Hold on.
1056
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:20,435
Hey, Nate. Nate, come here.
Come on. Hurry up. Come on.
1057
00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:21,770
Yeah, of course.
1058
00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:24,648
- Hey, fellas! Hey! [whistles]
- I don't know what--
1059
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:28,902
[Arlo] Time is running out.
What can the Greyhounds conjure here?
1060
00:59:30,404 --> 00:59:32,447
Oh. Here, hold that.
1061
00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:33,949
[Ted] It's an Oscar!
1062
00:59:33,949 --> 00:59:36,702
It's heavy. It's a little heavy.
There you go. Yeah.
1063
00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:40,998
- [Ted] Or the ESPY.
- [players] Oh.
1064
00:59:40,998 --> 00:59:43,333
All right. Here we go. Give me that. Okay.
1065
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,419
- [Jamie] You know what you're doing?
- Yeah, yeah.
1066
00:59:45,419 --> 00:59:46,879
- Yeah.
- I'm good. Yeah, yeah.
1067
00:59:47,546 --> 00:59:48,547
[sighs]
1068
00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:53,218
- [Arlo] It all comes down to this.
- [whistle blows]
1069
00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:56,180
[Arlo] Obisanya lays it off to Dixon.
1070
00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:57,764
Come on, come on. Come on.
1071
00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:02,019
[Arlo] Dixon switches the play
to Bumbercatch.
1072
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:06,356
Tartt makes his run into the box.
1073
01:00:06,356 --> 01:00:09,067
Yeah, yeah! Pass me the ball.
Me, me, me! I want the ball!
1074
01:00:09,067 --> 01:00:10,194
Pass me the ball, please.
1075
01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:12,196
[Chris] Obisanya's unmarked.
1076
01:00:16,491 --> 01:00:17,951
[Arlo] A beautiful ball in.
1077
01:00:17,951 --> 01:00:18,911
Barbecue sauce.
1078
01:00:21,747 --> 01:00:23,874
[cheering]
1079
01:00:23,874 --> 01:00:28,128
[Arlo] Richmond have done it!
Oh, my God, the Greyhounds have done it!
1080
01:00:28,128 --> 01:00:30,214
[cheering, laughing]
1081
01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:35,511
- [screams] Oh! [screams]
- Yeah! Go, Dad! [screams]
1082
01:00:35,511 --> 01:00:38,430
Yes! [laughs] Yeah!
1083
01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:41,558
[Arlo] Nelson Road is in rapture!
1084
01:00:45,854 --> 01:00:48,815
- You used my play! You used my play!
- Yeah, I did! Yeah!
1085
01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:53,028
Come on. Bring it-- Bring it-- Bring.
1086
01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:58,534
[whistle blowing]
1087
01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:04,081
[Arlo] Mike Dean blows for full time.
1088
01:01:04,915 --> 01:01:06,750
Yeah! Yeah!
1089
01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:09,670
Thank you, good game.
1090
01:01:09,670 --> 01:01:12,130
[Arlo] And the fans
are storming onto the pitch!
1091
01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:14,675
And you simply cannot blame them!
1092
01:01:14,675 --> 01:01:17,678
[all cheering, shouting]
1093
01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:22,015
We won.
1094
01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:36,572
- Come on.
- [chuckles]
1095
01:01:36,572 --> 01:01:38,699
[all cheering]
1096
01:01:42,202 --> 01:01:44,121
Look what you did, Rebecca!
1097
01:01:44,121 --> 01:01:46,248
- Go, Richmond!
- Look what you did!
1098
01:01:46,248 --> 01:01:49,126
- I didn't do it.
- Yes, you fucking did!
1099
01:01:49,126 --> 01:01:51,044
- [players chanting]
- [Arlo] There's a fun sight.
1100
01:01:51,044 --> 01:01:53,463
Ted Lasso celebrating with his team.
1101
01:01:53,463 --> 01:01:55,382
[Chris] I never know how to react
when a white guy
1102
01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:57,342
does the running man in front of everyone.
1103
01:01:57,342 --> 01:02:00,470
[cheering, chanting]
1104
01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:03,098
[Chris] Well, what a game, Arlo.
1105
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:05,100
[Arlo]
Well, Richmond have done all they can,
1106
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,561
so it's time to head over
to the Etihad Stadium
1107
01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:10,731
to see the fate
of the Premier League title.
1108
01:02:13,692 --> 01:02:15,694
[cheering fades]
1109
01:02:20,532 --> 01:02:23,076
[plane approaching]
1110
01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,091
- Ready?
- Just these two, please.
1111
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:40,177
- [announcer] ...flight 822 to Kansas City.
- [cashier] Sure.
1112
01:02:41,553 --> 01:02:42,429
[beeps]
1113
01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,181
- All right. Appreciate you.
- Thank you.
1114
01:02:49,853 --> 01:02:53,941
- Whoa! Are you Ted Lasso?
- Yeah. I'm one of them.
1115
01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:56,485
Oh, mate, sucks about
Richmond coming in second.
1116
01:02:56,485 --> 01:02:58,904
- Uh, Man City are just too good, yeah.
- Hmm. Yeah.
1117
01:02:58,904 --> 01:03:02,115
- Are you heading home for a cheeky visit?
- I'm heading home for good, actually.
1118
01:03:02,115 --> 01:03:05,702
That's stupid.
Should have stayed, crushed it. Legend.
1119
01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:07,913
Just a bit unlucky at the end.
1120
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,874
- Can I get an ussie?
- Yeah, sure.
1121
01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:11,875
Sick.
1122
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,925
- Wicked.
- Kinky Boots.
1123
01:03:35,524 --> 01:03:37,192
Now what the heck are you doing here?
1124
01:03:37,192 --> 01:03:40,028
[sighs] I just bought a ticket
to get through security
1125
01:03:40,028 --> 01:03:43,156
so I could come and say a proper goodbye.
1126
01:03:43,156 --> 01:03:47,077
Ah. Classic rom-com leave-cute tactic.
1127
01:03:47,077 --> 01:03:49,621
- [chuckles] Hmm.
- Love it. Okay.
1128
01:03:49,621 --> 01:03:51,290
Hold on.
You bought yourself a first-class ticket
1129
01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:53,876
- for a flight you ain't ever gonna take?
- It was just force of habit.
1130
01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:55,210
Oh, yeah. Sure.
1131
01:03:56,295 --> 01:03:58,046
Uh, I see you're sticking around though, huh?
1132
01:03:58,046 --> 01:03:59,131
[sighs]
1133
01:03:59,715 --> 01:04:01,925
Well, Ted,
you're going home to your family and...
1134
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,513
I actually want to stay with mine.
1135
01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:07,598
Hmm.
1136
01:04:09,725 --> 01:04:12,561
It's a great picture, you know.
Can't wait to read the article.
1137
01:04:13,145 --> 01:04:14,563
- It's not bad, actually.
- Hmm.
1138
01:04:14,563 --> 01:04:17,524
I would have preferred if they hadn't
described me as the "club matriarch."
1139
01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:18,775
Mmm. Yeah.
1140
01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:20,944
I mean, it does have more gravitas
than "soccer mom."
1141
01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:22,863
[chuckles]
1142
01:04:22,863 --> 01:04:25,407
[chuckles, sighs]
1143
01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:29,453
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1144
01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:31,288
- Oh. I'm sorry.
- Sorry. Oh. No, I'm sorry.
1145
01:04:31,288 --> 01:04:32,289
Please, you go first.
1146
01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,376
Thank you.
1147
01:04:38,670 --> 01:04:39,671
Thank you.
1148
01:04:44,927 --> 01:04:47,804
[chuckles] Yeah.
1149
01:04:59,525 --> 01:05:00,526
Okay.
1150
01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,624
- [gate agent] There you are.
- Thank you.
1151
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:40,315
[flight attendant]
Seat belt sign has now been illuminated,
1152
01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:41,692
so please take your seat.
1153
01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:43,527
The cabin door has been closed.
1154
01:05:43,527 --> 01:05:46,446
Flight attendants,
please prepare for gate departure.
1155
01:05:52,870 --> 01:05:53,912
[sighs]
1156
01:05:53,912 --> 01:05:55,247
Coach, is this nuts?
1157
01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,249
Us leaving like this?
1158
01:05:57,249 --> 01:06:00,085
I mean, we almost won the whole
frigging thing, you know?
1159
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,922
Saying goodbye to a bunch of nice folks.
1160
01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:09,261
A-And I know I've finally accepted
that air conditioning is a privilege
1161
01:06:09,261 --> 01:06:10,721
and not a right.
1162
01:06:11,430 --> 01:06:14,183
[sighs] I don't know. What do you think?
1163
01:06:20,355 --> 01:06:21,773
I can't do this.
1164
01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:27,487
[inhales deeply] I don't wanna go, Ted.
I'm in love with Jane.
1165
01:06:29,990 --> 01:06:32,868
[inhales sharply] I wanna stay,
and I don't wanna let you down.
1166
01:06:32,868 --> 01:06:36,413
But with your permission, I'd love
to run off this plane and into her arms.
1167
01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:40,125
Well, I mean, what about your luggage?
1168
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,836
- Forget my luggage. It's full of rice.
- What? Why?
1169
01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:45,756
- I haven't slept for three days, man.
- Okay. I'm sorry, you know.
1170
01:06:45,756 --> 01:06:48,383
I've been dreading this.
Talking to you. Abandoning you.
1171
01:06:48,383 --> 01:06:52,012
What? No, no, no, hold on, Coach.
You ain't abandoning me, okay?
1172
01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:55,182
You're just following your heart.
I get it.
1173
01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:57,518
And, yeah, you should go.
1174
01:06:58,602 --> 01:07:00,979
But look, man, I don't think
they're gonna let you off this plane
1175
01:07:00,979 --> 01:07:02,189
with that door already shut.
1176
01:07:09,821 --> 01:07:10,697
I have a plan.
1177
01:07:11,823 --> 01:07:14,952
Of course you do. Okay.
What do you need me to do?
1178
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,957
Whatever's about to happen,
that's a great start.
1179
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,751
I love you, Ted.
1180
01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:26,630
I love you too, Willis.
1181
01:07:27,923 --> 01:07:30,175
[screams]
1182
01:07:30,175 --> 01:07:32,636
- Oh, boy.
- [screams] My appendix!
1183
01:07:32,636 --> 01:07:35,472
- The other side, Coach.
- Thank you. [screaming]
1184
01:07:35,472 --> 01:07:37,015
Oh, my God. Are you all right, sir?
1185
01:07:37,015 --> 01:07:40,143
- [screaming continues]
- Call the medics.
1186
01:07:47,943 --> 01:07:49,945
[groaning]
1187
01:07:57,578 --> 01:07:59,830
Would you like to go to the hospital
with your friend?
1188
01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:01,957
[screams]
1189
01:08:01,957 --> 01:08:04,209
Nah. I'm okay. Thanks though.
1190
01:08:08,130 --> 01:08:09,756
What a fucking arsehole.
1191
01:08:11,091 --> 01:08:12,134
["Father and Son" playing]
1192
01:08:12,134 --> 01:08:15,137
[pilot] Flight attendants cross-check.
Please prepare for departure.
1193
01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:41,205
Oh, God!
1194
01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:44,457
Little love, are you all right?
1195
01:08:44,457 --> 01:08:46,835
[speaking Dutch]
1196
01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:55,051
I-- It's you.
1197
01:08:55,051 --> 01:08:56,845
Wie is dat, Papa?
1198
01:08:56,845 --> 01:08:59,598
[chuckles] Um... [speaking Dutch] Uh...
1199
01:08:59,598 --> 01:09:01,265
Rebecca.
1200
01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:04,102
Rebecca.
1201
01:09:09,024 --> 01:09:11,777
[speaking indistinctly]
1202
01:09:35,091 --> 01:09:36,134
Hmm.
1203
01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:44,475
- [chattering]
- We've got to put this one this way.
1204
01:09:44,475 --> 01:09:46,185
[all chattering indistinctly]
1205
01:09:47,729 --> 01:09:51,942
Please welcome the new manager
of AFC Richmond, Roy Kent!
1206
01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:08,333
[chattering, laughing]
1207
01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:26,518
[chattering]
1208
01:10:27,936 --> 01:10:29,938
[chattering]
1209
01:10:34,902 --> 01:10:36,445
Oh, hello!
1210
01:10:36,445 --> 01:10:37,529
Hi!
1211
01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,991
[Keeley] Nice to see you.
1212
01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:53,462
{\an8}- [customer] Thank you.
- Cheers.
1213
01:10:54,963 --> 01:10:56,548
{\an8}- Your name?
- [customer 2] Shannon.
1214
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:03,972
- I have something to show you.
- Hmm.
1215
01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:16,652
[both scream]
1216
01:11:20,030 --> 01:11:22,032
[song continues]
1217
01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,673
Go down a little.
And by little, I actually mean,
1218
01:11:37,673 --> 01:11:39,341
- like, three inches.
- [Nathan] Yeah. Yeah.
1219
01:11:39,341 --> 01:11:41,051
- [Roy mutters]
- Stop.
1220
01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:43,512
- Good going there, Roy.
- All right, bring me down.
1221
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:08,537
Isn't it marvelous that we can gather here
1222
01:12:08,537 --> 01:12:13,709
on this most historical of monuments
under the gaze of his good Lordship?
1223
01:12:13,709 --> 01:12:19,131
Friends and family sharing the love
that is entwined
1224
01:12:19,131 --> 01:12:21,383
for Beard and Jane.
1225
01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:23,260
And not just Beard and Jane,
1226
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:26,430
for Jane beareth
one of God's newest children.
1227
01:12:26,430 --> 01:12:29,933
And I know...
[continues speaking indistinctly]
1228
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:35,355
[pilot] This is your captain. Welcome to
Kansas City International Airport.
1229
01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:37,149
[continues indistinctly]
1230
01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:52,372
[Henry] He's here! Dad's here! Come on!
1231
01:12:59,171 --> 01:13:00,964
Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
1232
01:13:03,217 --> 01:13:04,426
[chuckling] Hey.
1233
01:13:13,977 --> 01:13:15,395
Yep. Thank you.
1234
01:13:16,355 --> 01:13:18,023
Come on, man. Talk to me.
How are you doing?
1235
01:13:18,023 --> 01:13:19,149
- [Henry] Good.
- [Ted] Yeah?
1236
01:13:19,149 --> 01:13:20,609
- [Henry] Mm-hmm.
- [Ted] What's new?
1237
01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:33,830
- [crowd cheering]
- [whistle blows]
1238
01:13:33,830 --> 01:13:37,042
[Ted] All right. Good save.
Let's go. Come on. Let's attack.
1239
01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:39,419
Find some space, Henry. There you go.
1240
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:40,796
Come on, Henry!
1241
01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:42,881
[Ted] All right. Let it rip.
1242
01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:45,008
- [crowd groans]
- Oh! [groans]
1243
01:13:45,008 --> 01:13:47,344
- All right, that's okay.
- [Henry groans] Shoot.
1244
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,472
Hey, Henry. Come here, man.
1245
01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:55,102
- Hey, you okay?
- Can't believe I missed that.
1246
01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:58,188
Hey. Don't worry about all that, okay?
What do we say, huh?
1247
01:13:58,188 --> 01:14:00,899
[sighs] Be a goldfish.
1248
01:14:00,899 --> 01:14:02,192
That's right.
1249
01:14:02,192 --> 01:14:03,819
All right. Now, come on now.
Get on out there.
1250
01:14:03,819 --> 01:14:06,697
- Have some fun, yeah? Attaboy.
- [chuckles] Okay, yeah.
1251
01:14:07,489 --> 01:14:09,283
Come on, boys. Good job, Henry.
1252
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,368
["Fight Test" playing]