1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:04,418 [pop music playing] 2 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,272 Ooh. 3 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,351 [exhales] 4 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,564 I'm sorry about this. 5 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:24,896 Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. 6 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,243 Tell him, boys. 7 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,278 -Bye, Dad. -It's all right, Dad. 8 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,241 Whatever. 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,570 [chuckles] 10 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,655 -Love you. -Love you, darling. 11 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:35,538 Ooh, and-- and tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. 12 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,659 Ooh. Oh. 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,710 -Morning, Ted. -Hey, Higgins-- 14 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,750 -[grunts] -[boys] Ooh! 15 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:42,844 [boy] Is he dead? 16 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,878 [song fades] 17 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,052 I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. 18 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,131 I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. 19 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,967 You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, 20 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,682 but, um, Michelle and I, we've been having some marital issues. 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,734 Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. 22 00:00:58,809 --> 00:00:59,729 Oh, I don't mind. 23 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,935 Tried couples therapy. 24 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,400 Didn't like the other couple though. 25 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,360 -[laughs] -[chuckles] 26 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,026 Oh, it feels good to laugh. 27 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,990 Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. 28 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,121 So if either of us says "Oklahoma," 29 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,408 the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. 30 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,372 Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. 31 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,662 Did ruin the musical for me though. [chuckles] 32 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,123 So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'," 33 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:26,297 or, uh... what-- "Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or-- 34 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,955 -"Shall We Dance?" -No, that's from King and I. 35 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,723 Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, 36 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,640 I immediately think about my wife telling me 37 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:38,099 that my constant optimism is too much. [chuckles] 38 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:41,192 And this... sharing of feelings 39 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,650 is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. 40 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,060 Yes, ma'am. 41 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,518 Well, that's a lesson learned. 42 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,778 [Ted] Oh, come on now. 43 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,649 I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? 44 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,857 I do. 45 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,696 -Oklahoma? -I do not. 46 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,821 Mm-hmm. 47 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,988 [theme music plays] 48 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,353 Jamie? 49 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,807 You up? 50 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,357 Hello? 51 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,778 Is, uh, is Jamie here? 52 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,820 Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. 53 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,574 [chuckles] Yeah, I am. 54 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,449 Hi, Jamie. 55 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,997 No, no, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. 56 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,620 Like, 24 hours ago. 57 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,166 How long's a man meant to be alone? 58 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,090 What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? 59 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,997 Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. 60 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,008 I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. 61 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,010 Wow, thank you. 62 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,839 And, Jamie, thank you. 63 00:02:57,261 --> 00:03:00,811 Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, 64 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,349 wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. 65 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:07,313 But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by... 66 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,277 being you. 67 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:12,775 You're welcome. 68 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,442 What? 69 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,358 You said I made you feel good about your decision. 70 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,530 -Yeah. -Did you mean it? 71 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,697 -Yes. -Well, then you're welcome. 72 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,123 I like to make people feel good. 73 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,164 -Mm. -[Jamie] Mm. 74 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,208 You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? 75 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,792 Oh, the promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? 76 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,495 Yes. 77 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,838 -[snaps fingers] -[laughs] 78 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,593 It was nice to meet you. 79 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:37,965 Oh... 80 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,925 [chattering] 81 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,224 [Sam] Yes, yes, yes! Here! 82 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,191 Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! 83 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,150 Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! 84 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,530 -What are you doing? That was going in. -Well, we'll never know. 85 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,899 Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? 86 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:59,696 Come on. Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. 87 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,831 -[player] What? What's he talking about? -[players murmur] 88 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,369 Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know I like to keep the peanut butter open. 89 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,873 That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. 90 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:07,915 Oh. 91 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,168 -It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. -Yeah, it is. 92 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,960 Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? 93 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:16,255 But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. 94 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,929 I heard my name. What did he say? 95 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:19,757 -Don't worry about it. -Oh, okay. 96 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,473 Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. 97 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,973 Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. 98 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,677 We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. 99 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,018 [Henry] Dad! 100 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,483 Practice is canceled. 101 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,986 That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. 102 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,084 Metaphor. 103 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,120 -[Ted] Hey! -Daddy! 104 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,674 I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, but hey, that's all right. 105 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,708 -Hey, buddy! -Helicopter! 106 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,882 Oh, you got it. [grunts] Two spins. [chuckles] How about that? 107 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,513 Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. 108 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,969 -Slower helicopter. -No way. Come on now. 109 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,760 [both laughing] 110 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,845 [sighs] I missed you so much. 111 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,310 [Henry] Group hug. 112 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,640 Hey! There he is. 113 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,234 Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? 114 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,731 And look at this. I mean, you, what-- You got teeth now? 115 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,154 -I already had teeth! -And you can talk! 116 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,073 Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, 117 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,201 but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. 118 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:25,741 Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, and we're facing relegation. 119 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,828 But why be sorry? 120 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,751 I think it's all going rather smashingly. 121 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,171 -[door opens] -Uh... 122 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:38,671 I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. 123 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,295 The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. 124 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,255 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. 125 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:48,097 Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm." 126 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,892 -[snaps fingers] Jamie. -What? 127 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,386 -[whispers] Just drink the beer. -[Jamie] Yeah. 128 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,940 No judgment, but are you back with that twat? 129 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,153 Bon appétit. 130 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:00,903 No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. 131 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,738 I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. 132 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,988 You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. 133 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,615 Hey, do you like mythology? 134 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,952 You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? 135 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,998 [neighs, sputters] 136 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,535 -That's fucking funny. -Oh, no. 137 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,626 What's that? It's my beerby. 138 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,051 -Come on. -Okay. 139 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:22,009 Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. 140 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,090 -Keeley. -Hmm? 141 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,175 If any of the other players needed some branding work done, 142 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,311 is that something you'd be interested in? 143 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,518 I don't want you to offer me a job 144 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,478 just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. 145 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:35,098 Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. 146 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,977 [laughs] Yeah, they do. 147 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,574 -[laughs] -I meant employment. Like job-jobs. 148 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,321 -So not hand, or blow, or foot? -Foot? 149 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:47,493 Oh, you're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? 150 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:52,118 [stammers] Just give it a thought. Unless you want to carry on doing-- 151 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:53,998 What is it you do again? 152 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:57,837 I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. 153 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,554 Excellent. 154 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:03,166 -Maybe think of it as a plan B. -Yeah. 155 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,394 Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? 156 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:10,929 Fries are called "chips." Chips are called "crisps." 157 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,434 And "bangers" aren't great songs, 158 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,647 but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. 159 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,188 When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? 160 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:22,403 Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here-- This is my wife, Michelle. 161 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,614 Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. 162 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,735 Nice recovery. Well executed. 163 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,532 -Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. -Yeah. 164 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,695 Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. 165 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:36,253 Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. 166 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,252 [Ted] Yeah, go have fun. 167 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,753 -Your table's this way. -Go on. After you. 168 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,296 -Three fish-and-chips? -Yes, please. And two pints. 169 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,010 -I like your style. -[Ted] Yeah. 170 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,090 [both chuckle] 171 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,176 Look at this. [stammers] 172 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:55,730 Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? I read they do that here. 173 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,439 No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. Having my food teach me stuff? 174 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,441 Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? 175 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,573 A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. 176 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,360 -Yeah. Exactly, yeah. -Yeah. 177 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:07,654 -Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. -Mm. 178 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,321 Yeah. 179 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,492 Oh. You already done, bud? 180 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,286 Yeah, he probably should be. 181 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,499 Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that. 182 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,750 Happens all the time. 183 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,090 -What are you doing? -I'm just curious, yeah? 184 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,089 The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, 185 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,051 and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. 186 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,301 Then I'll send them over to you. 187 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:30,592 Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... 188 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,635 And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place 189 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,432 and we can look at them together? 190 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,063 Maybe we're naked. 191 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,063 Oh-- [chuckles] 192 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,475 Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. 193 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,320 Smart move. 194 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:48,486 Excuse me? 195 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,202 I have to hang out with that prick. 196 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,492 The fact that you would choose to be with him is frankly mind-blowing. 197 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,367 I'm not with him. We broke up. 198 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,374 We're working together, actually. And who asked you anyway, huh? 199 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,457 Right. 200 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,378 I didn't know that, so... apologies. 201 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,132 No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. 202 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,965 I'll make sure that I text you anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? 203 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,889 It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, 204 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,604 and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. 205 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,234 But Sam was wide open. 206 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,477 Now that's what I'm dealing with. 207 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,573 [phone chimes] 208 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:29,819 Yes. 209 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,612 -[Henry] Here it is. -Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,158 Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. 211 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,326 Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. 212 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,964 Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? 213 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,631 After we finish. 214 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,670 Mm-hmm. See? I like that. 215 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,883 First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. 216 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,634 It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. 217 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,087 [chuckles] Okay. 218 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:57,136 Well, six hands are better than four. 219 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,095 [soul music playing] 220 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,406 [song continues] 221 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,537 [song fades] 222 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,669 [Ted] Good morning. 223 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,053 Hey, how you doing? 224 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,302 -Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. -Oi! Wanker. 225 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,215 Don't you fuck up the match. 226 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,724 I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? 227 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,190 Hey, check it out. 228 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,230 You never-- Never seen one of these before. 229 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,944 That right there, that's a scone, okay? 230 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,275 It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. 231 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,571 There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? 232 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,945 Thanks, Dad! 233 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,741 Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. 234 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:09,166 -It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? -Oh. Yeah. 235 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,883 -Hey. -I can make us some breakfast. 236 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,133 What's wrong? 237 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,384 Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. 238 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,626 I-I'm fine, Ted. 239 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,547 No, no, no, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. 240 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,136 Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. 241 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,645 Every day... 242 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:33,106 I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. 243 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,236 But-- But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? 244 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,579 I'll keep trying. You know I will. 245 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,157 Ready to go! 246 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,667 [clears throat, chuckles] 247 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,042 -I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. -[Michelle] Yeah. 248 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,048 -You know-- -Let's get some pants. Come on. 249 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,509 [exhales] 250 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,233 I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 251 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,311 Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. 252 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,305 So many different challenges and... 253 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,568 I think-- I don't know. [stammers] Sorry. 254 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,860 You ever been married? 255 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,113 Ha! 256 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,450 Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships 257 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,911 are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. 258 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,372 You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, loses its flavor. 259 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,714 -That sound about right, Coach? -Yeah. 260 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,789 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? 261 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,785 Fire away. 262 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,206 If you were worried about your relationship, 263 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,094 then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? 264 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,763 That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. 265 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,722 Oh, well, uh, my dad used to be a cartographer. 266 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,468 Used to say I was .001 miles tall. 267 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,306 [chuckles] 268 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,521 Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? 269 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,694 I think at some point I realized 270 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,493 that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. 271 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,203 Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... 272 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,159 do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. 273 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,251 And then she and this therapist we were working with 274 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,803 decided that maybe the best thing to do would be to give her a little space. 275 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,759 And so, um... well, I gave her 4,400 and, um... 276 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,683 Thirty-eight. 277 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,184 Thirty-eight miles worth of it. 278 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,474 [knocking] 279 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,687 Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. 280 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,305 Ah. Thank heavens. 281 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,726 I deleted some apps to optimize performance. 282 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,355 Not Battleships, I hope. 283 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,571 Ah. Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. 284 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,322 I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. 285 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,275 Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. 286 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,155 You mind if I get your take on something? 287 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,292 Wow, of course. Uh-- 288 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,039 Very exciting to be, uh, invited into the inner sanctum. 289 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:55,214 Um, Team Lasso, as it were. 290 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,594 You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? 291 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,175 -Oh, yes, uh, 28 years. -Oh. 292 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,468 Five boys, three dogs, 293 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,392 one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, 294 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,602 and, uh, one small house that manages to fit us all in it. 295 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,689 Sounds like a full life right there. 296 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,520 But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? 297 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,857 Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? 298 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,204 [mewls] 299 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,659 [chuckles] 300 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,909 That's the thing though, isn't it? 301 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,950 If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. 302 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,867 -Mm-hmm. -[Ted whistles] 303 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,075 Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. 304 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,837 -I think-- think they do 999 here. -[Nathan] It is 999. 305 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,342 -[Higgins] Yes. It is, yeah. -[Ted] For emergencies? 306 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,013 Boy, that seems troublesome to me. 307 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,431 You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and-- 308 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,641 -Oh, 'cause it's one key. -[Ted] Yeah. 309 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,640 You'd probably have police cars and ambulances 310 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,602 -just zipping all over the place. -[Coach Beard] Yeah. 311 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,562 -Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? -It does. Yeah, yeah. 312 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,693 -That explains it, actually. -There you have it. 313 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,980 -[crowd cheering] -Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 314 00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,574 Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. 315 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,281 All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. 316 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,031 -Let's throw this down! -[player] Come on, boys! 317 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,572 [Roy] Right, hands in. 318 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,906 On three. One, two, three... 319 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,991 -[all] Richmond! -[Ted] Let's go! 320 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,247 [players shouting] 321 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,249 -[camera clicking] -[Sam] Let's go! Let's go! 322 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,593 [shouting fades] 323 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,380 Jamie, you a germophobe? 324 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,465 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in 325 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,471 with the rest of the team. 326 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,592 Didn't want to. 327 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,678 Mm-hmm. 328 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,638 I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. 329 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,234 You just push all the wrong buttons. 330 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,146 Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? 331 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,611 Okay, I'm listening. 332 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,571 You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, 333 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,833 and in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. 334 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,253 I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. 335 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,827 Does that sound fair? Hands in. 336 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,588 You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, 337 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,038 but I'm not having the best of days-- 338 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,548 Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. 339 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,339 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name 340 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,844 after I score a goal tonight. 341 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:12,261 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 342 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,307 As undeniably catchy as that tune is, I need you to cut the crap right now-- 343 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,772 Dad! 344 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,022 [chuckling] Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. 345 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,725 -Jamie Tartt? -Hello, little lad. 346 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,356 Would you sign my shirt? 347 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,485 [Jamie] All right, turn around. 348 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:28,985 That's pretty cool, huh? 349 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368 [Jamie] Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. 350 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,329 It'll be for you too. 351 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,746 And for me. But... just for us. [clicks tongue] 352 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,586 -[Henry] Cool. -Good lad. 353 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,720 Good boy. 354 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,715 Come on, let's get out there. 355 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:57,273 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 356 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,811 -[man] Come on, goalie! -[Arlo] Link finds space. 357 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,234 He rears back to shoot it. 358 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,732 Oh! A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! 359 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,784 -Fuck's sake! -I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! 360 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,029 -Nice family though. -Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! 361 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,583 Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. 362 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,489 [chanting] Wanker! Wanker! 363 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,986 [Arlo] And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. 364 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079 Wanker! Wanker! 365 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,083 Chris, you have to think, if this continues, 366 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,665 Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. 367 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,087 Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. 368 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,801 -Go on, Jamie. -He finds space. 369 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,171 He has Obisanya on the right. 370 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,968 No, he's doing it himself. And, oh, what a finish! 371 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,683 Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! 372 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,894 Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! 373 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:42,225 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪ 374 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,232 [Arlo] And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, 375 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,815 Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! 376 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,112 -Me! -What's he yelling? 377 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,236 Um, "me." He's, uh, pointing at the name on his back and repeatedly yelling "me." 378 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,825 Me! 379 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,080 Oh, I thought he was saying "meat." 380 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,212 But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. 381 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,172 -[man] Come on! -[Arlo] Obisanya joins the attack. 382 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,921 -Oh! The Nigerian is taken out! -Bullshit! 383 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:10,474 -[whistle blows] -Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! 384 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,338 [Arlo] It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. 385 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,177 And you have to say he got off easy there. And Obisanya is still down. 386 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,774 -He might be hurt. -Yeah. 387 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,729 Excuse me, mate. 388 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,435 Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. 389 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,362 [Arlo] The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. 390 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,782 Nothing wrong with that. 391 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,913 -Sam? -Yeah? 392 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,238 I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. 393 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,834 -What is your fucking problem? -[Arlo] Oh! What is this? 394 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,750 Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! 395 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,918 -Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! -Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. 396 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,038 Fucking kill you! 397 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,084 Same team! 398 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,167 -[Chris] Unacceptable, Arlo. -Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? 399 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,263 -[Jamie] Are you mad? So what? -[Chris] No, but I've wanted to. 400 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,469 -He's my own player. -[Roy] Yeah, yeah. 401 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,508 -[Chris] I'm actually a bit jealous. -You gotta be-- 402 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,932 [Arlo] We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. 403 00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,102 And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. 404 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,602 You all right, Sam? 405 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,645 Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. 406 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,439 But everyone was making such a fuss, I thought I should just stay down. 407 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026 No. Listen. 408 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,109 I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, 409 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,156 and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. 410 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,791 -They'll love it. -Oh, okay. 411 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,535 [crowd applauds] 412 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,710 [Arlo] Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? 413 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,040 Is he okay? 414 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,384 -[cheering, applauding] -Looks like he'll play through the pain. 415 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,460 Such determination. You love to see it. 416 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,757 Attaboy, Sam! 417 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,341 Tartt steps up to take the free kick, with an opportunity to tie the game. 418 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,387 Will he find a teammate or go for glory? 419 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,484 With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. 420 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,482 And he's done it! 421 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,738 That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level 422 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,531 in the 38th minute! 423 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,324 [Chris] He's a special player, Arlo. 424 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,158 -[crowd singing] -Look at this. 425 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,753 [Arlo] And you have to wonder, where would Richmond be without him. 426 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,844 I'll be right back. 427 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,214 [Jamie] Me! Me! 428 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,587 [Arlo] We certainly haven't seen this before. 429 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,804 Ted Lasso is running into the stands. 430 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,545 -Well, where the hell is he off to? -[scoffs] 431 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,763 [Arlo] He's not slowing down on those steps. 432 00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,598 That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. 433 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,694 [Arlo] Is he okay? 434 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,475 -[grunts] Hey, Rebecca. -Hello, Ted. 435 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,524 -You're doing great, Dad. -Yeah, you got this. 436 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,608 Thanks, guys. 437 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152 Uh, I wanna bench Jamie. 438 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,074 But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. 439 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,871 But, Ted, you're the manager. 440 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,949 So whatever you decide, you have my full support. 441 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,161 Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. 442 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,286 Bye, Dad. 443 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,292 [Arlo] And it appears Coach Lasso has decided 444 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,377 to rejoin the match already in progress. 445 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,053 Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. 446 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,302 Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. 447 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,894 -Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? -Okay. 448 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,469 Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. 449 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:05,723 [clears throat] 450 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,806 Okay. 451 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,726 Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. 452 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,975 He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... 453 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,954 -Jamie Tartt? -[clamoring] 454 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,370 He's our best player! 455 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,408 -[crowd booing] -Me? 456 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,952 [chanting] You don't know what you're doing! 457 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,245 You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing! 458 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,870 What on earth? 459 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,287 He's taking off his best player. 460 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,836 And with less than a minute remaining in the half. 461 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,880 -Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! -[announcer] Number 16, Robbie Roberts, 462 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,514 for number 9, Jamie Tartt. 463 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,470 Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. 464 00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:43,971 Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. 465 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,474 [chanting continues] 466 00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,676 [Arlo] The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. 467 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,597 What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? 468 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,321 [players murmuring] 469 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,616 Oi, sit down and listen. 470 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,956 [Ted] We got ourselves a tied game. 471 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,335 Nice work. 472 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,085 Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. 473 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,757 And, look, I know change can be scary. 474 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,766 One minute, you're playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies. 475 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,230 Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. 476 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,612 And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk 477 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,190 to check and see how your project's going, you feel all squiggly inside. 478 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,742 [chuckles] 479 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,529 Mm. 480 00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,541 She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. 481 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,459 -First time I ever saw tan lines. -[players chuckle] 482 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,578 Most of the time, change is a good thing. 483 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,289 Now, I think that's what it's all about. 484 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,337 Embracing change. 485 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,256 Being brave. 486 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,851 Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... 487 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,965 can move forward with theirs. 488 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,017 'Cause maybe... 489 00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,806 it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. 490 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,411 Obviously by "her," I'm referring to Lady Football. 491 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,872 Good save. 492 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,834 Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. 493 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,173 And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. 494 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,961 Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing. 495 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,424 And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. 496 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,595 [player claps hands] 497 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,680 [chattering] 498 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,975 -Never really liked Tartt. -[Sam] We know, Roy. 499 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,479 Everybody, come on. 500 00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,809 [Arlo] Two minutes of added time remaining. 501 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,017 Still level at two goals apiece. 502 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,608 Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. 503 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,704 [Ted] Here we go. 504 00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,777 Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. 505 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,735 [Arlo] A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! 506 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,696 Come on! 507 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,365 Kent has only one man to beat. 508 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,913 He could take it himself, 509 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,538 but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! 510 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,339 -Oh! And he buries it! -[cheering] 511 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,144 Oh, my God! Whoo! 512 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,930 [Arlo] Richmond take the lead with barely a minute of stoppage time left. 513 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:45,943 [announcer] Scorer for Richmond's third goal, number 24, Sam Obisanya. 514 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,197 -[whistle blows] -[cheering] 515 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,957 [Ted] Yeah! 516 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,919 -I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! -No, I love it! I love this energy! 517 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,710 -Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. -Oh, yeah! 518 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,014 [cheering, applause] 519 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,006 [Ted] That's the way you do it! 520 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:11,260 Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! 521 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,260 Took balls, what you did. 522 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,717 [announcer, indistinct] 523 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,476 That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. 524 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,559 All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. 525 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,726 -[crowd chanting, clapping] -How about that, Coach? 526 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,780 You hear that, Coach? 527 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,442 -[chanting] Wanker! Wanker! -[rhythmic clapping] 528 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238 [Ted] Well, same word, ain't it? 529 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,989 -[Coach Beard] Yeah, but different. -[chanting, clapping continues] 530 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,285 Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? 531 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,408 Who was president back then? 532 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,292 -Ronald Reagan. -"Ronald Reagan? The actor?" 533 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:48,167 Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. You walked me right into that. 534 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,547 [chanting, clapping continues] 535 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,812 Daddy! Dad! 536 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,642 Hey! There he is! 537 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,437 Yoo-hoo-hoo! 538 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,311 How about that, huh? We won one. 539 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,398 -Daddy? -Yeah? 540 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,822 What's a wanker? 541 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,646 Well, kiddo. That is a, uh... 542 00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,824 That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. Make sense? 543 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,287 Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? [grunts] 544 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,118 -Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. -[crowd cheering] 545 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,873 Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. Let them see, huh? 546 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:24,417 [cheering continues] 547 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,251 Oh, shit. 548 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,381 [girl] Yeah. 549 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800 One touch. 550 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,178 I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. 551 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,597 [Michelle chuckles] 552 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,444 Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot at the exact same time. 553 00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:48,072 [Ted chuckles] 554 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,652 So random. 555 00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,606 No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. 556 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,527 [shouts] Oh! 557 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,026 -Hey. -Did I scare you? 558 00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,907 You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. [chuckles] 559 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,672 Yeah, Roy, well done. [chuckles] 560 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,789 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... 561 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,920 It's okay. 562 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,426 Good night, Keeley. 563 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,638 Good night, Roy. 564 00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,517 [Ted] I look back at everything we've been through, 565 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,230 and I wouldn't change a single thing. 566 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,272 Even now. 567 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527 What are you saying? 568 00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,781 Michelle, if there is something I could... do 569 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,494 or something I could say that would make you be happy... 570 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,077 just being with me, I'd do it. 571 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,373 I'd do it in a nanosecond. 572 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,626 But I ain't got no control over any of that. 573 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:47,708 [sniffles] 574 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,669 You don't have to keep trying anymore. 575 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,172 It's okay. 576 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,800 I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? 577 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,429 [sniffles] 578 00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:02,644 [Henry, girl laughing] 579 00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,351 [girl] Okay, quick feet. There we go. 580 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,437 [Ted] Shoot. 581 00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:09,522 [sighs] 582 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:13,364 I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. 583 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,489 But you're not quitting, Ted. 584 00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,368 You're just letting me go. 585 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:22,409 [sniffles, exhales] 586 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,912 Yeah. 587 00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,497 [girl laughs] Come on. 588 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,173 -Oh. -[Michelle clears throat] 589 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,054 [girl] You ready? 590 00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,509 -[Ted] Yeah. -[Michelle] Yes. Thank you. 591 00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,799 -It's all right. -I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. 592 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,553 Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? 593 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,346 And we're gonna talk every day? 594 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,930 Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? 595 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,306 Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. 596 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,613 Okay now, okay. 597 00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,404 -Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. -[Michelle chuckles] 598 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,909 [pop music playing] 599 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,724 -[taxi door closes] -[engine starts] 600 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,431 [song continues] 601 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,488 [song continues] 602 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,082 [chuckles] 603 00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,893 Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. 604 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,718 Thank you, sir. 605 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,426 Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around. 606 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:12,476 [song continues] 607 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,034 [Ted sighs] 608 00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:37,835 [song continues]