1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,222 So, how's single life treating you? 2 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,600 Yeah, good. I'm really into knitting now. 3 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,228 Well, I will be once I've bought all the stuff. 4 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,937 - You? - I… 5 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,897 I love it. Yeah, I… 6 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,942 I walked around the park all weekend with my headphones in. 7 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,276 Just read for hours. 8 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,862 I'm not sure listening to historical sapphic fiction 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,322 on 1.5 is technically reading, but okay. 10 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,409 I'm consuming media, Margy. 11 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,496 Are we really gonna do this again? 12 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,164 I… 13 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,582 Oh, my God, is that Ted? 14 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,125 He's eating a hot dog all alone. 15 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,086 That is so flipping sad. 16 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,839 Hot dogs are strictly a social food. 17 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:50,132 He probably has to wear his napkin tucked into his shirt like that 18 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,301 'cause he's got no one to tell him he's spilled mustard on himself. 19 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,594 That is not just a napkin. 20 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:54,930 That is a cry for help. 21 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,807 It's heartbreaking, innit? 22 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:58,976 Devastating. 23 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,854 - We have to take a photo. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,524 Yeah, this is going in the team chat. 25 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,280 God. 26 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,657 I don't wanna die alone. 27 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,787 - Should we get back together? - I was just thinking that. 28 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,040 Thank God. 29 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,960 I'm so glad you said yes. 30 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,713 - I love you. - Love you. 31 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:02,414 It's my time. 32 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,416 It's my time. 33 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,628 It's my time. 34 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:09,338 It's my time. 35 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,507 It's my time. 36 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,093 {\an8}It's our time. 37 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,096 Wow, you made that. 38 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,181 It's so… 39 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,682 - Important, yeah? - So important. 40 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,143 {\an8}- Definitely important. - 'Cause it is important. 41 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,145 {\an8}We're playing our first match at Nelson Road. 42 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,690 {\an8}I think this video will really help drive awareness and ticket sales. 43 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,108 {\an8}I mean, a women's team selling out 44 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,445 {\an8}a Premier League stadium in their first year. 45 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:36,239 {\an8}- You understand how amazing this is? - It's so amazing. 46 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,949 {\an8}- And important. - Yeah. 47 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,033 {\an8}Anything else to discuss? 48 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,785 {\an8}Yes, I was gonna say that-- 49 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,286 {\an8}- Sorry, one last thing… - Yep. 50 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,205 {\an8}…the £10 tickets, they were definitely the way to go. 51 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,414 {\an8}Absolutely. 52 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,376 {\an8}And Zelda very generously bought another 2,000 tickets. 53 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,836 {\an8}- Wow. - I've just donated them 54 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,671 {\an8}- to the local schools. - Wonderful. 55 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,839 {\an8}Sorry, Leslie. 56 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,799 {\an8}Yes, I was going to say that-- 57 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,801 {\an8}Sorry, don't forget… 58 00:02:56,802 --> 00:03:00,388 {\an8}…you are presenting a check to your foundation at halftime, yeah? 59 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,723 {\an8}Right, thank you, and I'll have a speech prepared. 60 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,767 {\an8}Perfect. Sorry, Leslie, what were you saying? 61 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:05,852 {\an8}That's okay. 62 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,688 {\an8}- Yeah, as I was saying-- - Oh, God. Sorry, Leslie. 63 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,106 {\an8}I've just remembered. 64 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:13,192 {\an8}I need two tickets because Matthijs and Jelka will be in town. 65 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,570 {\an8}Fantastic. Are you sure he doesn't want to pay? 66 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,654 {\an8}They're only £10. 67 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:17,948 {\an8}I think I'll cover that for him. 68 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,867 {\an8}This is really happening, guys. 69 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:23,077 {\an8}- I'm very excited. - I'm gonna go call Barbara. 70 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,205 {\an8}I will keep you posted if anything changes. 71 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,670 {\an8}Leslie, I am so sorry. What did you want to discuss? 72 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:36,341 {\an8}Yeah, are we… 73 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,468 {\an8}No… 74 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,762 {\an8}The man, no… 75 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,014 {\an8}If we… 76 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,098 {\an8}It's completely gone. 77 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,767 {\an8}So it can't have been that important. 78 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,518 {\an8}No. 79 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,271 S-H-A-N-N-O-N. 80 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,649 {\an8}Okay. 81 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,318 {\an8}Yeah. There we go. 82 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,112 {\an8}Our provisional squad for this Saturday. 83 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,991 {\an8}Going against Chelsea ain't gonna be no easy breezy walk in the park. 84 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,744 {\an8}It's actually gonna be an exhausting 90-minute run around the pitch. 85 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,996 {\an8}- But we got to give it a shot, yeah? - We can't beat Chelsea. 86 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,581 {\an8}- We're not good enough. - Come on, Coach. 87 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,459 {\an8}- How about a little positivity? - Oh, yeah. No, sorry, you're right. 88 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,753 {\an8}- They're too good. - Thank you. 89 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,421 {\an8}What would you want to do differently, Coach? 90 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,883 {\an8}Well, for a start, I'd take Shannon off there and leave her on the practice squad. 91 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,343 {\an8}- She's not ready. - Fair point. 92 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,719 {\an8}Hey, you know what, that reminds me. 93 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:27,225 {\an8}Henry told me this, "The more you take, the more you leave behind." What am I? 94 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:28,643 {\an8}- What're you doing? - Say it again. 95 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:32,688 {\an8}"The more you take, the more you leave behind." What am I? 96 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,649 {\an8}- Please stop. - I'm not gonna stop, 97 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:35,692 {\an8}but I will pause. 98 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,987 {\an8}All right, big game this weekend. 99 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,072 {\an8}- Gaffer. - Yep. 100 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,740 {\an8}Can we ask you a couple of questions? 101 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,534 {\an8}Like one of them online quizzes? 102 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:47,328 {\an8}'Cause if so, I consistently come up as Princess Jasmine for some reason. 103 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,497 {\an8}Ted, are you married? 104 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,749 {\an8}- I'm sorry, what? - Do you always eat alone? 105 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,334 {\an8}Are you seeing someone? 106 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,294 {\an8}Are you lonely or just homesick or both? 107 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,215 {\an8}- It's nothing to feel bad about. - It's all right if you are. 108 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,341 {\an8}What is going on right now? 109 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,759 {\an8}We saw you. 110 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,970 {\an8}Yeah. 111 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,096 {\an8}Do you always wear those trousers? 112 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,264 {\an8}- Never any jeans? - I… 113 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,766 {\an8}You're like Bart Simpson, always wearing the same shorts. 114 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,561 {\an8}Yeah, but at least I don't eat mine, right? 115 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,313 {\an8}Do you think Bart eats his own shorts? 116 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,525 {\an8}Good point. I guess he famously encourages other people to eat his shorts. 117 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,360 {\an8}- You know? Okay? - Yeah, he does. 118 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,572 {\an8}Hey. Look, the real question is what we gotta do this weekend to beat Chelsea? 119 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,074 {\an8}Yeah? And the answer is out on that practice pitch. 120 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,159 {\an8}So let's go! 121 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:32,082 {\an8}Okay? Okay, here we go, here we go. All right, yeah. 122 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,834 {\an8}That was interesting. 123 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,377 {\an8}- Dumps. - I'm sorry? 124 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,046 {\an8}"The more you take, the more you leave behind." My answer is dumps. 125 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,258 {\an8}I'll allow it, but I was actually looking for footsteps. 126 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,010 {\an8}That was a joke. 127 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,970 {\an8}I mean, it was more of a riddle, but I can see 128 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,139 {\an8}how Coach's scatological take might provide some levity 129 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,223 {\an8}if you like potty humor. 130 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,559 {\an8}- Which I do do. - No, not that. That. That. 131 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,646 {\an8}Whatever that was in there. Them asking you about your dating life. 132 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,106 {\an8}I mean, what? 133 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,775 {\an8}Number one, it's inappropriate, and number two, who cares? 134 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,860 {\an8}Number two. 135 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,654 {\an8}Well, I mean, it did catch me off guard a little bit, but I don't mind it. 136 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,949 {\an8}You're probably sensitive to it 'cause it happens to you all the time, yeah? 137 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:10,913 {\an8}No, they have never asked me anything, which I am glad about. 138 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,207 {\an8}Because, actually, what they should be doing is, 139 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,959 {\an8}they should be asking themselves why they can't get their shit together 140 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,669 before the biggest fucking game of their careers. 141 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,213 That's what they should be asking themselves, 142 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,089 if they're gonna ask themselves anything. 143 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,091 If you ask me. 144 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,177 Which you're not. 145 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,179 Because no one asks me anything. 146 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,514 And that's fine. 147 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:30,516 It's fine. 148 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,558 No, it's fine. I don't even… 149 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,269 I don't even care. It doesn't even matter. 150 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,190 It is fine. 151 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,160 Oi. 152 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,372 Did you say oi or Roy? 153 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:55,581 Why does that matter? 154 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,291 Seems like you respond to either. 155 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,043 Yeah. Well, I guess I do. 156 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,378 Yeah. 157 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,963 Sorry I can't be here on Saturday. 158 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,464 I've got to be up in Newcastle 159 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,885 with the meaningless secondary fuck-all who-gives-a-shit men's team. 160 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,013 - It's okay. - But you will be in my thoughts. 161 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,599 Me or the team? 162 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,228 What does that matter? Seems like you respond to either one. 163 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,443 Oi, Roy. 164 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,780 Just out of curiosity, what date are you at? 165 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:29,658 Nine. 166 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,785 Interesting. 167 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,925 Fuck. 168 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,397 - Hi. - Hi. 169 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,857 - Hello. - Hey, Rebecca. 170 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,942 Do you have any of those crisps you had last time I came? 171 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,527 Of course I do. I've got them in especially. 172 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,197 - Thank you. - With the other treats next to the… 173 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,949 No, do! 174 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,828 Stay wild, young woman! Don't let them tame you! 175 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,500 Do you think I'll ever get over this uniform? 176 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,044 Is that why you became a pilot? 177 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,922 No, I became a pilot for the plane food. 178 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,217 I missed you. 179 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,219 And I've missed you. 180 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,892 I actually wanted to talk to you about that. 181 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,101 Yes? 182 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,231 I got a job working for Virgin Atlantic. 183 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,067 I'm moving to London. 184 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:46,652 What? 185 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,072 Wow. 186 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,782 What about Jelka? 187 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,200 They wouldn't hire her. 188 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,619 She's only ten. 189 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,955 No. I told her mom about the job 190 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,667 and she applied for a position at her company's London branch. 191 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,711 So I can be with Jelka and you. 192 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,715 That's amazing. God. 193 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:23,271 Hey, Coach. Does Alice seem a little more, spring-loaded than usual to you this week? 194 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:26,774 Well, I think playing at Nelson Road will do that to you. 195 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,443 - It must be contagious then, huh? - How's that? 196 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,488 Well, I'm pretty sure that must be why the team 197 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,949 was grilling me about eating a hot dog. Yeah? 198 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,911 No. I think they just want to know more about you. 199 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,247 Oi, Beard. 200 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,000 Saw Jane's one-woman show last night. 201 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:46,461 All three of us did. Bloody hell… 202 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,462 - What a performance. - Yeah. 203 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,673 I haven't cried like that since my dad left me and my mum 204 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,675 and then came back again. Fucking prick. 205 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,011 I only stopped crying about it as we started walking over here to you. 206 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,263 Yeah, I hear it's a great show. 207 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:58,140 What, haven't you seen it? 208 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,977 I didn't know you fellas were such big fans of the theater. 209 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,103 No, we're not. 210 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,313 Theater's shite. 211 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,940 Yeah, if I wanna hear someone shout and scream for two hours, go round my mum's. 212 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,025 Fucking prick. 213 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,651 We're just big fans of Beard. 214 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:11,987 Even after seeing the show. 215 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,705 I gotta go see that show. 216 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,875 - You sure that's a good idea, Coach? - No. 217 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,877 You want to come with me? 218 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,378 Whose car are we gonna take? 219 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,588 - We don't drive. - No, it's from The Town. 220 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,173 - What town? - The movie. 221 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,175 What movie? 222 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,939 I'm just glad they're not button fly because that can be 223 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,482 tough to manipulate when your hands are cold. 224 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,983 What is happening? 225 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,404 The gals all chipped in and bought me a brand new pair of blue jeans. 226 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,280 They even got my size right. 227 00:10:56,281 --> 00:11:00,535 My first job was at Levi's, so I can guess anyone's size from a hundred meters. 228 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,827 That's a good party trick. 229 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,789 - Except for our cousin Finley, now. - 'Cause he's a liar. 230 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,041 - I know a 30 by 30 when I see one. - Yeah, okay, well… 231 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,710 This many people in here is actually a fire hazard, so, 232 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,505 you know… We could all die… 233 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,800 if there was a fire. 234 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,427 Yeah, you know, Coach has got a real good point. 235 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,263 So, we'll see you all out on the pitch, huh? 236 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,056 And thank you for these. I really appreciate it. 237 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,433 We still have the receipt if you want to get a darker wash or anything. 238 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,018 No, it goes with his skin tone. It's fine. 239 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,103 Yeah, how about that? 240 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,437 Pretty darn thoughtful. 241 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,315 I haven't seen you wear jeans since we went to that Cake concert at Bottleneck. 242 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,400 That's right. 243 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,360 I remember we both bought vibraslaps after seeing that show. 244 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,112 What you gotta do now is you gotta get a jean jacket. 245 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,905 What do they call that? A Canadian tuxedo? 246 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,993 Yeah, except in Canada, where they just call it a tuxedo. 247 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,122 Man, we're gonna be nipping at Chelsea's heels like a little puppy dog. 248 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:46,915 Little puppy underdog. 249 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,675 Shannon! 250 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,927 You had Gemma on your left, or if you'd have gone right, 251 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,512 you would have had a shot. Instead, you did nothing. 252 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,141 All right, stop playing like you know you don't belong on this team. 253 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,519 Oi, Alice, back the fuck off. 254 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,062 - What did you say? - Gem, just leave it. 255 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,480 - Leave it. - No, you heard me. 256 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,900 Leave her alone. 257 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,319 Here, Shannon, I'll make a decision for you. 258 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,403 Go run five laps. 259 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,654 No, you don't have to do that. 260 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,366 - Do you want to join her? - You're a hard man, aren't you? 261 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,869 Both of you, ten laps. 262 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,996 No, fuck that. 263 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,874 Everyone, 15 laps. 264 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,170 Off you go. 265 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,672 Bitch. 266 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,384 Gem, Gem, come on. 267 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,653 Hey, Coach, you know how to barbecue? 268 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,989 - No. - It's great. 269 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,116 Yeah, I don't mean just tossing a burger on a grill. 270 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,826 I mean real barbecue, you know? 271 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,287 Low and slow, lots of smoke. 272 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,624 Kind of cooking that makes your neighbor poke his head over the fence. 273 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,878 See, when I first started learning, I was always in a rush. 274 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,340 Just lifting that lid, poking the meat, jacking that heat all the way up 275 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,968 because I was impatient and hungry. 276 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,052 Well, you know what happens? 277 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,596 The meat gets all tough. 278 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,100 I'd end up cooking all the tenderness right out of it. 279 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,062 I kind of find that people are the same way. 280 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,189 You know, you poke them and prod them every five minutes, 281 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,567 they can get a little chewy. 282 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:41,279 But if you trust the process, keep the temperature nice and steady, 283 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,740 add a little spice when necessary and a little sauce to keep it sweet. 284 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,620 Well, you got a good shot of ending up with something you're gonna be proud of. 285 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,456 I'll bear that in mind. 286 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458 Yeah. 287 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,338 Boy, I just got real hungry. 288 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,768 - Someone's in a good mood. - Not really. 289 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,729 No, I just had that song stuck in my head all day. 290 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,815 I'm a little concerned it's the precursor to a full psychotic breakdown, 291 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,233 but maybe it's just a catchy tune. 292 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,819 - Here you go. - Oh, thank God. 293 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,239 - These might help. - Uh-oh, someone's stressed out. 294 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,409 Come on, start sharing, Cheech Marin. 295 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,661 Ted, Matthijs is moving to London. 296 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,955 Hey, well, I'll be Amster-darned. 297 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,291 - That's great. - Yeah, it's… 298 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,002 it's great. 299 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,713 I'm catching some real opposite day vibes from that response right there. 300 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,674 - No, no. It is great. - Great. 301 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,301 - Right? - I think so. 302 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,802 - I don't know. - Me neither. 303 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:52,266 I mean, this long distance thing has been great for us for so long. 304 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,769 I have been microdosing our relationship. 305 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,980 Now, I'm just gonna be going the full trip. 306 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,568 Like puking in a bucket in Peru like… 307 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,407 - Ya know? - Yeah… 308 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,452 I never would have pegged you as someone to use a drug metaphor. 309 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,080 - Ted, I'm dating a man from Amsterdam. - That's a fair point. 310 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,792 But I don't get it. I mean, what's wrong, Tommy Chong? 311 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,377 I don't know. What if he starts hating me? 312 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,379 What if I start fucking hating him? 313 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,465 You know, what if this all goes for shit? 314 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,636 I just don't think I can go through that again. 315 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,764 I hear that. 316 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:35,519 But I do think a lot of your concerns are rooted in the past, you know. 317 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,939 And there's a reason that the rearview mirror is smaller than the windshield. 318 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,191 This helps. 319 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,317 Well, yeah. 320 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,027 I mean, who needs drugs when you got friendship? 321 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,946 - Butter. Yeah. - Yeah, butter. Yeah. 322 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,073 That's right. 323 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,121 Hey. 324 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:56,914 Hi. 325 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,708 Good luck with the match on Saturday. 326 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,335 Thanks. You too. 327 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,922 Maybe you could try and go on date ten when you're up there. 328 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,968 'Cause then, when you're back, you'll be done with all of that. 329 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,803 Then who knows? 330 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,639 I went on date ten last night. 331 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,933 Did you now? 332 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,519 I've been wanting to tell you 333 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,856 the last couple of dates been with the same woman. 334 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:22,941 Oh, yeah? 335 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,402 Well, the last few. 336 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,947 How few? 337 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,783 Dates six to ten. 338 00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,995 Wow, that's great. 339 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,247 Right. 340 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,626 Shit, forgot my keys. 341 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,211 I… 342 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,004 Silly me. 343 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,926 Slay the match this weekend. 344 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,366 I don't like how new jeans tell you how to sit versus the other way around. 345 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,576 Sorry about that. 346 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,459 Order. Order in court. 347 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,210 Jane Payne. 348 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,380 You stand trial for pretending to be pregnant 349 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:30,926 in order to manipulate your partner, Beard, into marrying you. 350 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,719 How do you plead? 351 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,391 Not not guilty, bitch. 352 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,271 One more time. 353 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,070 - Hey. - Hi. 354 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,447 Okay, I'll be back late. 355 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,534 You two, be good, please. 356 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,789 And remember, no sugars before bedtime. 357 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,376 Gives you nightmares. Same goes for you, Jelka. 358 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,880 Aye, aye, Captain. 359 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,804 - Who's ready for some nightmares? - Me! 360 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:17,890 Me too! 361 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,434 - Jane? - Yes? 362 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:24,103 I'm your lover, your only friend, 363 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:28,191 mother and father, your accountant and your master. 364 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,318 Beard. 365 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,945 You're everything. I'll do anything for you. 366 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,532 Anything. 367 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:42,455 Hey, y'all, I'm gonna take Coach Beard to Kansas City to eat some barbecue. 368 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,664 Hey, that sounds like me. 369 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,542 But before I go, Jane, 370 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,127 I wanna fuck you. 371 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,420 That don't. 372 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,756 Sorry. 373 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,927 They all wanted to fuck me. 374 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,682 Was the baby real? 375 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,607 To my husband, to my family, to God and his rivals, it was not. 376 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,401 For I had fooled them all. 377 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:17,157 But to me, the lie was the only thing that was real. 378 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,051 All right, we should probably get outta here. 379 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,135 I have to go see her. 380 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,221 - No… 'Kay. - Excuse me. 381 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,722 Excuse me. Excuse Me. 382 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,059 - Sorry about earlier. Excuse me. - Big strawberry. 383 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,270 Brain freeze. 384 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,730 Quick, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth. 385 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,985 Wow, you're like a doctor. 386 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,320 Actually, let me just check. 387 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,447 Oh, my goodness. 388 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,657 Yes, and I diagnose that you 389 00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,870 definitely need another 200 milligrams of strawberry ice cream. 390 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:04,788 Swapsies. 391 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:07,958 So… 392 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,795 How are you feeling about this move to London? 393 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,506 I feel happy, I think. 394 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,759 Yeah, happy for my mum's big job. 395 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,468 That's good. 396 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:23,055 But you know your mum's moving to London for your dad's big job. 397 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,016 No, that's wrong. 398 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,102 Dad and me are moving to London for Mom. 399 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,647 Right. Good. That's good. 400 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,108 Good. 401 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,321 I think we're gonna need some more ice cream. 402 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,907 Come in. 403 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,495 Hello, Jane. 404 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,248 Hello, what's his name. 405 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,669 - You know goddamn well what my name is. - You're right. 406 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:57,173 And I also knew you'd come see the show, because the part of you 407 00:20:57,174 --> 00:21:01,594 that's still in love with me actually hates me, and you love that. 408 00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,680 You have to stop doing this show. 409 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,433 Convince me. 410 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,163 What you doing? 411 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,540 Well, you can't whistle. 412 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,917 - Sure, I can. Listen. - No, no, no, no, no, 413 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,920 no, I mean, don't whistle. 414 00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:38,215 - It's bad luck. - Shoot, I'm sorry. 415 00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,800 Superstition. I get it, yeah. 416 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,802 I think it's pretty neat that someone can just be 417 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,470 mindlessly doing something to soothe themselves, 418 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,099 and, depending on where they do it, it could potentially lead to chaos. 419 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:49,977 Yeah. 420 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,395 This has got to be a fun place to work, yeah? 421 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:54,230 Yeah, it can be. 422 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,691 Yeah. What do you do here? 423 00:21:56,525 --> 00:22:00,111 - I am the stage manager. - I like that. Stage manager. 424 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,030 How'd you get into that? 425 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,323 You really wanna know? 426 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:08,620 Yeah. Yeah, or, I mean, I could just stand here and stare at my phone, if you prefer. 427 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:18,462 Okay. Well, I watched a production of the Scottish Play by Shakespeare 428 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:22,675 when I ten, and I spent the whole play 429 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:26,637 trying to work out how there was a balcony on the stage one minute 430 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,183 and then a giant banquet table the next. 431 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,394 I had absolutely no idea what was going on in the play. 432 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,397 Yeah, because you wanted to peek behind the curtain. 433 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,774 Yeah. Yeah. 434 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,276 But you never wanted to be an actor, huh? 435 00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:42,028 Oh, God, no. 436 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,571 They're all bonkers. 437 00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,324 I mean, obviously, they're very brave, the way they put themselves out there, 438 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,993 but, you know, I could never do that. 439 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:54,540 I guess I just wanted to, you know, help them with what they do best. 440 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,668 Yeah. Like a theater coach. 441 00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,129 Or a stage manager. 442 00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,840 Right, you guys have a term for that already. 443 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,136 - Sorry, who are you? - Yeah, I'm just waiting for my buddy. 444 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,679 My name's Ted. Ted Lasso. 445 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,681 - From the play, you and Jane. - Yeah. 446 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,391 Well, no, no, no, not like that. 447 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,894 But, I mean, you know, that was artistic license. 448 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,939 You know, the subjective gaze, which I fully respect, you know. 449 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,483 There's an emotional truth there, but not actual, no. 450 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,568 We've got a bad leak in the A zone. 451 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,655 - Yeah, I should probably go. - Yeah, yeah. 452 00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:27,448 Nice jeans, by the way. 453 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:30,577 Thank you. Yeah, no. 22 young women bought them for me. 454 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,543 Is that 'cause I whistled? 455 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,586 Yeah. 456 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:47,469 You all right, bud? 457 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,597 The good news is Jane's agreed not to do the show anymore. 458 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,099 - Great. - The bad news is 459 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,309 it's because her producers want to take it to the West End 460 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,728 and have either Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone play her part 461 00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,690 - and make it the biggest show in London. - So you punched a mirror. 462 00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:04,610 - No, I headbutted it. - Okay. 463 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,737 Yeah, we should get you out of here. Come on. 464 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,447 - Was someone whistling out here? - Yeah, somebody. 465 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,450 I don't know who it was though. Have you seen Macbeth? 466 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,746 Okay. 467 00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:27,801 - Morning. - Morning. 468 00:24:31,847 --> 00:24:33,599 - Are you okay? - Yep. 469 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,061 All right. 470 00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,064 I love you, 471 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,067 but you're gonna have to tell me what's up. 472 00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:46,737 Nothing. I'm fine. 473 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:50,239 Never in the history of all of mankind 474 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,952 has a woman ever said she was fine when she actually was. 475 00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:57,039 All right. 476 00:24:58,790 --> 00:24:59,791 Look. 477 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,253 Obviously, you can move wherever you want. 478 00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:08,132 I just feel like maybe we might have discussed it, 479 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,093 and we didn't. 480 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,262 Yes. 481 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,682 You're right, and I am sorry. 482 00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:19,937 I assumed you'd be happy. 483 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,525 But I feel that there's something else going on here. 484 00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:28,486 Yeah, why… Why are you really moving to London? 485 00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,029 - What? - Just tell me the truth. 486 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,199 You're moving here because your ex needs to move here. 487 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,786 It's not the other way around. You're moving here for her job. 488 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,788 What are you talking about? Wha… 489 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:40,915 - Why do you think that? - Jelka told me. 490 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:44,001 Well, she's wrong. She got it mixed up. Please, she's ten. 491 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,212 Why were you guys even talking about this? 492 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,714 No, I was… I was just asking her about the move. 493 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,592 Well, I wish you hadn't. 494 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:54,429 You know, she's in the middle enough with me and her mom's shit. 495 00:25:56,890 --> 00:26:01,102 Look, I've worked really hard to shield her from any of that. 496 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,479 And I don't want her to be brought into it. 497 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,022 Right, okay. Look, it's fine. 498 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,441 No, it's not fine. 499 00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:12,865 Look, I wanted to move here 'cause I thought we were in a good place. 500 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:18,996 Okay. I'm sorry. 501 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,166 I think we should take a break. 502 00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:29,590 Take some time apart to see, to feel if this is what we really want. 503 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,341 Both of us. 504 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:32,968 Papa! 505 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,805 Papa, can we make pancakes? 506 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,600 - Please. - I'm sorry. 507 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:45,856 Fuck. 508 00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:52,361 For the first time in their brief history, 509 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:56,365 AFC Richmond Women welcome their fans to their ancestral home, 510 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,493 the dog track itself, Nelson Road Stadium, 511 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:03,998 for a tantalizing FA Cup match against the mighty Chelsea. 512 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:07,210 I'm Rebecca Lowe here with England legend Jill Scott. 513 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,214 Jill, do Richmond have any kind of chance today? 514 00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:13,132 It's the eternal question, isn't it, Rebecca? 515 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:17,262 Where sport and probability join in the purest congress. 516 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,055 Let's call that a yes. 517 00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:23,059 It's also Richmond's first ever televised match. 518 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,144 Kickoff is moments away. 519 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,314 - Right. Away then, lassies. Come on. - Come on, girls. Let's go. 520 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,233 Don't let the crowd intimidate you. 521 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:31,902 No one intimidates me. 522 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:35,864 Except for Cynthia Erivo maybe, but that's more of an admiration thing, ya know? 523 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,700 Let's give them a fucking show. 524 00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,624 And as these athletes step onto the pitch for the first time 525 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,794 at a sold-out Nelson Road, let's listen to the crowd. 526 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,295 Don't strain your ears. 527 00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:54,174 It may be sold-out, but it's also only half-full. 528 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,720 - It's my time. - It's my time. 529 00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:02,306 It's my time. 530 00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:05,726 That video is so loud with the stadium so empty. 531 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,270 - Maybe traffic's bad. - It's my time. 532 00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:11,190 No, it was better than usual, actually, because I got here quite early. 533 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:14,111 I just tucked myself in a bathroom stall and read my book. 534 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,697 Actually… 535 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,325 Yeah, I left it. I left it in there. Just gonna… 536 00:28:24,413 --> 00:28:26,289 Ten minutes in and its been all Chelsea. 537 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,541 They've completely shutdown Gemma Jay. 538 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:31,043 They've had 95% possession 539 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,880 and Richmond can't even get close enough to touch them. 540 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,549 Also, not close enough to touch each other, 541 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,218 any two members of this uncomfortably sparse crowd. 542 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,429 This is so embarrassing. 543 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,472 Matthijs and Jelka didn't even show up. 544 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,142 Yes, he's… 545 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,853 had to work. Sorry. 546 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,689 Hello, you lucky people. 547 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,523 Anyone sitting here? 548 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:54,067 No one sitting? No? Great. 549 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,281 Chair for my bag too. It loves it. 550 00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:02,576 God, there's barely anyone here. 551 00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:07,079 Come on, Keeley. 552 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,831 The only way forward is through, 553 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:14,171 and sometimes the best way through is to get fucked up. 554 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:16,714 Right? Yeah? 555 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:19,133 You guys go ahead, yeah? I've fucked up enough already today. 556 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,094 Oh, no, I'll be back. It's okay, thanks. 557 00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:25,516 Oh, well. 558 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,148 - Come on. - Fuck it. 559 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,442 Little sippy dippy. 560 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:38,237 Great. Let's get wankered. 561 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,867 One-way traffic as the champions continue 562 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,286 to brush aside the FA Cup debutantes. 563 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,704 Grammer with the cross, 564 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:52,875 Grewal with a header, and it's 1-nil inside 15 minutes. 565 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,085 Chelsea are too good. 566 00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,462 Fucking shit. 567 00:29:58,924 --> 00:29:59,967 I don't get it. 568 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,387 There was so much support for that video online. 569 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,264 Now there's no one here for us. 570 00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:09,183 Well, there's a big difference between tapping a screen and showing up, 571 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,227 isn't there? 572 00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:18,651 I know what you're doing is important to you. 573 00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:23,489 I mean, if it wasn't, you wouldn't be taking so much time away from KBPR. 574 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,285 I… I just think it can also be fun. 575 00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:31,956 I mean, you… you were the one that showed me how important it is 576 00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:34,042 to have… have fun too. 577 00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:37,254 You're right. 578 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,214 Maybe I shouldn't be so focused on all of this. 579 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,966 No, no, you should be. 580 00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:43,968 'Cause I can manage the company. 581 00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:45,261 Don't worry about that. 582 00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:46,596 I love being the boss. 583 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:49,891 I mean, and I love turning up to work early, sitting at my desk, 584 00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,434 so that when everyone else comes in, 585 00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,186 they see me and they already think they're in trouble. 586 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:55,731 I mean, I love… I love that. I really do. 587 00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:58,024 You know, don't lose focus. 588 00:30:58,025 --> 00:30:59,108 That's important. 589 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:03,405 I just think you can have a little more fun with your perspective. 590 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,785 - Thank you, Barbara. - Yeah. Okay, all right. 591 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,078 Well, I'll leave you to it. 592 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:12,830 I'm gonna go and finish my book 593 00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,082 before the queue gets too long at halftime. 594 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,959 - Okay. - Okay. 595 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,795 - I'll save your seat. - Yeah. 596 00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,803 Chelsea are doing whatever they want out there. 597 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,847 It's only a matter of time until… 598 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:30,849 Mullan! 599 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:32,476 And it's 2-nil. 600 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,646 Quinn can scream all she wants, 601 00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:40,316 or she can put that energy into shopping for some goalie gloves. 602 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,901 This Richmond coaching staff are 603 00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:44,028 about to have quite the challenging halftime. 604 00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:47,698 They'll really need their heads together to get the Greyhounds out of this. 605 00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,244 - Find that classic Lasso positivity. - So, look, here's… 606 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,954 - Defense. You know, there's no defense. - There's not. 607 00:31:52,955 --> 00:31:54,247 I'm just gonna go get some fresh air, okay? 608 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:57,584 - Yes, yes. Sorry if we… - Don't be sorry. 609 00:31:58,126 --> 00:31:59,253 I'll see you in a bit. 610 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,255 Okay. Yeah. 611 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,636 - Tough lot for that one. - How so? 612 00:32:08,637 --> 00:32:13,517 Well, because she's a dreamer, isn't she? And, you know, life can be hard on them. 613 00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,602 That's why she needs you, because you get shit done. 614 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,939 - Yeah, yeah. - You're a doer like me. 615 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,315 Well, I'd get a lot more done 616 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:24,235 if my little dreamer would listen to me occasionally. 617 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:27,072 Well, it's hard to hear reason over the trumpets of angels, you know? 618 00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:28,990 But, yeah, 619 00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:31,158 the world needs both, you know. 620 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,536 - It needs dreamers and the doers. - Yeah. 621 00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:34,663 It's like the Eurythmics. 622 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:37,123 - Fucking love the Eurythmics. - I fucking love the Eurythmics. 623 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,542 I fucking love the Eurythmics. I was at their very first show. 624 00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:40,710 - No, you weren't. - I was, 625 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,797 and there were more people on the stage than there were in the audience. 626 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,675 - There's only two of them. - I know. It was just me. 627 00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:50,220 - Rebecca. - What? 628 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,556 Leslie. 629 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:56,642 It's halftime. Are you ready? The check for the children. 630 00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,895 Yes, that's now. 631 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,230 Coming through. Coming through. 632 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,523 Doers play on. 633 00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:03,525 Okay. 634 00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:08,154 Play on, doer. 635 00:33:08,155 --> 00:33:09,572 Yes, play on! 636 00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:11,199 That was pathetic. 637 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,826 Your first televised match, and this is how you play. 638 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,286 Maybe you ran us too hard this week. 639 00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:16,997 It's not my fault you're the ones playing like shit. 640 00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:20,667 Fucking embarrassing yourselves. You're embarrassing all of us. 641 00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:23,794 Hey, Coach, 642 00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:26,757 you and I should have a little chat after the match today, all right? 643 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,345 I'm not quite sure this is a good idea. 644 00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:34,931 I disagree, Leslie. I think it's a great idea. 645 00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:41,479 In fact, I think it's the greatest idea that anybody has ever had. 646 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,482 All right. Oh, God. 647 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:48,403 Oi! 648 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:53,116 AFC Richmond is always supporting this community. 649 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:58,663 And so a big thank you to this community 650 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:01,500 for supporting AFC Richmond today. 651 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:08,422 {\an8}But… But now, a message 652 00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:13,886 for the greatest football supporters in the world 653 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:16,263 {\an8}who are not here today. 654 00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,140 {\an8}Where are you? 655 00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:19,642 Am I right? 656 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,812 - Yeah! Yeah, where are you? - Where are you? 657 00:34:22,813 --> 00:34:29,901 Where are you? Where are you? 658 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,904 - Where are you? Yeah. - Where are you? 659 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,363 Where the fuck are you? 660 00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:34,532 Yeah! 661 00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:38,620 Yeah! Where are you? 662 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,413 Maybe we should have went to the game. 663 00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:44,042 Let's be having you! Come on! 664 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,465 That is how you do it! 665 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:52,717 Yes, you do! 666 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,719 Great. Great. 667 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,392 Okay. 668 00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:05,188 So Chelsea's playing pretty good, which ain't a shock. 669 00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:06,648 We all seen the game film. 670 00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,443 They got more highlights than a Real Housewife. 671 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,986 But hey, we only down two goals. 672 00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:14,739 You know, last time I checked, two ain't three, 673 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,158 and I see y'all trying out there. 674 00:35:17,326 --> 00:35:20,996 So if you ask me, y'all got nothing to be embarrassed about. 675 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,041 Embarrassed. 676 00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:31,088 Look, I know us coaches up here can ask a lot of y'all at times. 677 00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:33,300 And some of those times, you don't give us what we want. 678 00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:37,887 But I also know that there are times when you ask something of us, 679 00:35:37,888 --> 00:35:40,307 and we could do a lot better job communicating with you. 680 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:41,975 So I'ma start. 681 00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:45,145 No, I'm not married. 682 00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:48,481 I was, you know, for a while. 683 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,358 Shoot, I've known my ex-wife 684 00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,319 longer than some of y'all in this room have been alive. 685 00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:56,072 And her and I, we… we co-parent our son Henry, 686 00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,991 who I know y'all have met a few times. 687 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:01,370 And every other Sunday after I drop him off at his mom's, 688 00:36:02,663 --> 00:36:04,414 I make the choice to eat alone. 689 00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:09,002 No, I'm not dating anyone. 690 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:11,797 I think I'm ready to, though. 691 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,466 I think. 692 00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:19,805 And no, I would not describe myself as lonely. 693 00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:23,724 Mostly because of you all, you know, and you guys. 694 00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:26,478 And a bunch of folks we get to work with around here. 695 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,188 I'll be honest with you. 696 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,441 I was a little rattled when I saw that photo y'all took of me. 697 00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:35,821 Because if I didn't know me, and I saw me, 698 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:39,115 well, I'd think that me was the loneliest man I'd ever seen. 699 00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:40,242 You know? 700 00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:43,161 Yeah. 701 00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:45,122 And I was embarrassed. 702 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,168 Embarrassed. 703 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:53,088 An emotion so useless, it should be embarrassed of itself. 704 00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,800 And yet, it can trap any of us. 705 00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:00,429 Keep us small, scared, 706 00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:03,264 till we bust out of it, you know. 707 00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:04,933 It's like that quote. What is it? 708 00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:09,729 "When embarrassed to remain in a tight bud…" 709 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,147 "A risk to remain tight in a bud." 710 00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:13,942 That's it. Yeah, how does it go? 711 00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:18,196 "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud 712 00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:20,824 was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." 713 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,035 That's the one. 714 00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:25,037 Thank you, Coach. 715 00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:28,414 "When the risk to remain tight in a bud 716 00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:31,793 was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." 717 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:35,254 When the risk to feel embarrassed 718 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:39,092 becomes more painful than the risk it takes to try. 719 00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:41,762 Well, I know which risk I'd rather take. 720 00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:43,597 I need to take. 721 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,393 It's the same one I want for y'all, you know, in here and out there. 722 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,480 So I say, in the second half, 723 00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,441 we try and get a goal. 724 00:37:56,777 --> 00:38:00,029 And then, a little later, try to score another one. 725 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:02,240 And once we tie this sucker up, 726 00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,825 we just have some fun and try to get one more. 727 00:38:04,826 --> 00:38:06,160 Yeah? How's that sound? 728 00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,204 - Yep. - Right, yeah? 729 00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:09,705 - Okay. - Yep. Yep. 730 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,124 Okay, we got a few more minutes before we got to get back out there. 731 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,961 So does anybody else have any other questions for me? 732 00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:17,381 Yeah. Okay. 733 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:20,424 Well, it's been the proverbial game of two halves. 734 00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:23,803 Richmond have transformed and Chelsea have their hands full 735 00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:26,265 against the side that has found their fight. 736 00:38:27,224 --> 00:38:28,684 - Yeah, over there. - Keep going. 737 00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:34,690 Here's Harrigan. To the other Harrigan. 738 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:38,277 Gemma Jay lurking like a shark. 739 00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:40,737 Harrigan, she sends it in. 740 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,535 What a goal! 741 00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:50,788 - Richmond just struck back and it's 2-1. - Hey! All right! 742 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:54,125 Gemma Jay is nothing less than a modern day Colossus. 743 00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:55,877 Stay out of her Gemma way. 744 00:38:55,878 --> 00:38:58,171 {\an8}AFC RICHMOND - 1 CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB - 2 745 00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:01,299 Since she scored her goal, Jay has been everywhere 746 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,760 and Chelsea just cannot solve her speed. 747 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,764 Well, that's one way to do it. 748 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,184 - Hey! - You've got to be kidding me. 749 00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:12,686 Is she all right? 750 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:16,105 - You okay? - Yeah. 751 00:39:16,106 --> 00:39:17,648 - You all right? - Yeah, all good. 752 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,650 Jay and El Sherif over the free kick here, 753 00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:21,611 but everyone in this stadium knows who's taking it. 754 00:39:21,612 --> 00:39:23,238 Do you want to do a Robbie or a Gary? 755 00:39:25,157 --> 00:39:30,995 Who has the ball? Gemma Jay. 756 00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:33,080 All eyes on Jay. 757 00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,666 Gemma Jay. Who has the ball? 758 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,002 Gemma Jay. 759 00:39:38,003 --> 00:39:39,754 Here she comes. 760 00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:41,006 No! 761 00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:50,933 And that is a stunner of an equalizer from Margy El Sherif! 762 00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:56,730 This game is their hostage now. 763 00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:02,235 Ten minutes left, and this game is not done with us yet. 764 00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,654 Powell from distance! 765 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:06,364 It's another corner for Richmond! 766 00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:08,491 What a turnaround, Rebecca. 767 00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:10,701 I never knew greyhounds could purr. 768 00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:12,245 They've been relentless, Jill. 769 00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:13,747 Song to take the corner. 770 00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:18,669 Davis! 771 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,170 Off the post! 772 00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:24,383 They can't afford to squander these chances. 773 00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:26,050 Chelsea on the attack. 774 00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:27,886 Grammer… Drumis! 775 00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:30,264 Peretti! 776 00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:32,014 - Yes! - Yes! Boots! 777 00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:35,601 A stunning triple safe from Boots Quinn. My word. 778 00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:38,813 General rule of thumb is to trust a gloveless goalie 779 00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:41,567 about as much as you trust a headless haberdasher. 780 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:44,986 But today, I'll let it slide. 781 00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:45,988 Right back post! 782 00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,163 Gemma Jay is in. 783 00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:58,625 Keeper's off her line. Is this the moment? 784 00:41:01,253 --> 00:41:03,881 No! It's off the bar! 785 00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:08,802 Handler thumps it down the pitch. 786 00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:12,263 Great control by Mullan in space. 787 00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:14,057 And now, here come Chelsea again. 788 00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:17,936 It's Peretti! 789 00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:20,606 Oh, no! 790 00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:24,066 She scores! 791 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,735 Chelsea have done it. 792 00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:28,446 A cruel deflection puts Richmond to the sword 793 00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:32,200 despite a brave and determined second half performance 794 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:35,037 that no one who witnessed will soon forget. 795 00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:42,669 I think I'm gonna go see them. 796 00:41:47,591 --> 00:41:48,966 Excellent. 797 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:51,719 Today has been a complete disaster. 798 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,472 My babe, you don't seem to realize 799 00:41:54,473 --> 00:41:56,183 this is the best thing that could've happened. 800 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,809 I'd laugh at that, but I'm too depressed. 801 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,019 Well, don't you see? 802 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:02,939 Your little dreamer, Keeley, has had her wings melted. 803 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:06,151 Yeah, yeah, she's sad today. Tomorrow she'll be okay. 804 00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:11,365 And most importantly, she'll be more inclined to listen to you. 805 00:42:16,078 --> 00:42:17,787 You all played great, well done. 806 00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:19,248 It was so close. 807 00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,999 It was a really fantastic effort, yeah? 808 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,084 Hey. 809 00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:27,171 I'm so sorry that the stadium's so empty. I… I fucked up. 810 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:29,131 - What're you talking about? - What? 811 00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:32,343 That crowd was twice as big as our usual home games. You know that, don't you? 812 00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:35,388 That is more people than we have ever played in front of, okay? 813 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:39,726 Those voices in your head, tell them to shut the fuck up, all right? 814 00:42:40,644 --> 00:42:42,019 You smashed it. 815 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,021 Okay. 816 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,487 You know, Ted, 817 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:53,198 we might have a coach problem. 818 00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:56,285 Don't you mean we might have a problem, Coach? 819 00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:00,998 Nope. 820 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:03,834 - All right. - Later, y'all. 821 00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:06,003 Bye now. 822 00:43:12,551 --> 00:43:14,428 You wanted to speak to me? 823 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:16,513 Yeah, that's right. 824 00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:26,523 I'm pretty sure I encouraged you to take it a little easier on the team, didn't I? 825 00:43:27,649 --> 00:43:29,443 What, yeah, with the whole barbecue thing? 826 00:43:30,027 --> 00:43:31,987 This game was so much bigger than that. 827 00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,198 This was their chance to make a statement. 828 00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:38,075 Well, that's one of the great things about sports. There's always another chance. 829 00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:39,995 Yeah, not in my experience. 830 00:43:42,873 --> 00:43:43,956 You know, Alice, 831 00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:47,252 I had the privilege of working with another coach who had your fire. 832 00:43:48,504 --> 00:43:51,423 Unfortunately, I didn't notice what was going on with him before… 833 00:43:52,132 --> 00:43:54,176 well, before he'd been burned to a crisp. 834 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:58,095 So, in the hopes of learning from my mistakes, 835 00:43:58,096 --> 00:44:00,098 I'm going to try a different approach with you. 836 00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:04,436 I'm gonna suspend you for a match. 837 00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:10,442 But there's only one match left and then it's the Christmas break. 838 00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:14,028 Well, maybe that'll give you some time to think about what's going on. 839 00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:16,240 Make some adjustments and hopefully we'll see you in the new year. 840 00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:42,098 …relaxed and I feel ready 841 00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:46,310 - to party… - Party! 842 00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:49,063 - …with the best of them. - …with the best of them. 843 00:44:49,064 --> 00:44:52,901 And I'm gonna go down to the river… 844 00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:56,029 This is totally you at the match today. 845 00:44:56,947 --> 00:45:00,741 - Oh, God, I'm such a mess. - No, no, you're not a mess. 846 00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:01,826 It was funny. 847 00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:04,288 Well, at least there were only seven people there to see me. 848 00:45:12,462 --> 00:45:13,713 Oh, my God. 849 00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:15,339 Oh, my God, I'm so… 850 00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:18,552 That was so insensitive… A really terrible joke. 851 00:45:19,761 --> 00:45:23,348 No, it was, it was a good joke. I loved your joke. 852 00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:26,684 I love that I have a friend that can make mean, 853 00:45:26,685 --> 00:45:32,232 awful jokes at my expense, because you're not mean or awful at all. 854 00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:38,321 I'm… I'm just worrying about Roy. 855 00:45:38,322 --> 00:45:39,948 Oh, no, what? 856 00:45:41,867 --> 00:45:43,326 He's met someone, 857 00:45:43,327 --> 00:45:44,410 and he's gonna marry her, 858 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,287 and they're gonna have babies, and I'm a mess. 859 00:45:46,288 --> 00:45:48,539 No, no, you're not a mess. 860 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:49,917 I'm the mess. 861 00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:55,172 Matthijs said he was gonna move here and I… 862 00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:59,884 and I freaked out and now I've totally ruined it and we're on a break. 863 00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,719 - Oh, my God. - Yes. 864 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,139 - No. That's so bad. - I know, isn't it? 865 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,600 And so I'm the mess. 866 00:46:08,143 --> 00:46:09,602 Oh, shit. 867 00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:11,104 I think we're both messes. 868 00:46:12,898 --> 00:46:13,982 Yes. 869 00:46:15,817 --> 00:46:18,361 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, God. 870 00:46:18,362 --> 00:46:20,906 Oh, my, the back of my head hurts. 871 00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:24,283 I bet it does. You had a good time today. 872 00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:26,078 I don't even like vodka. 873 00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:28,121 You'll be all right. 874 00:46:30,707 --> 00:46:32,125 I don't know.