1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:09,426 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,971 No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay? 3 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:15,134 Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you. 4 00:00:17,141 --> 00:00:19,062 What's gone on back here? Right. 5 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:24,475 These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise. 6 00:00:24,565 --> 00:00:26,486 Now, can we move... Hello? 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,448 There's someone in here. Oh, my God. 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,966 Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow? 9 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:33,301 - Yeah. - Well, that's not a town. 10 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:37,405 - It's actually a team in Liverpool! - Like the Beatles! 11 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:41,706 If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please? 12 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:42,841 Hey, you got it, big guy. 13 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,587 Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right? 14 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:48,131 Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on. 15 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,715 - I love you, buddy. - Love you too. 16 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:51,485 Still haven't told him John and George are dead? 17 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:52,590 They're what? 18 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,218 It was Keith Richards. 19 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:55,929 Hey, Ted. 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,143 - Hey. How you doing? - Good. 21 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,814 How's work going? Everything all right? 22 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:02,942 Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent? 23 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,650 I know. Oh, hey. 24 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,534 Got it right here. 25 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:10,108 I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise. 26 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:12,944 Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching. 27 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,031 All right now. 28 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:25,956 Whoo-hoo! 29 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:29,384 - Girls' trip! - Mm. Liverpool, here we come. 30 00:01:29,463 --> 00:01:30,543 I just want to say up front 31 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,777 that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend. 32 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,551 Oh. Come on now. 33 00:01:34,635 --> 00:01:38,015 But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. 34 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:39,950 If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, 35 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,724 I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you. 36 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,651 No. Keeley, I think you're confused. 37 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:47,150 I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley. 38 00:01:47,231 --> 00:01:50,442 Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend." 39 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:53,656 I'm fucking with you. 40 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,281 Oh, my God. 41 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,537 I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine? 42 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,748 Oh, I have. 43 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,787 Do-da do-da do do do do doo 44 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,673 Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight. 45 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,020 Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins. 46 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,463 Oh. 47 00:02:09,544 --> 00:02:10,804 Sorry. 48 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,841 I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off. 49 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,175 See you downstairs, Rebecca. 50 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,179 Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus. 51 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,352 No. I need you to stay here this weekend. 52 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,562 Doing work that doesn't matter. 53 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:30,983 All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got? 54 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:33,485 Whoo! 55 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,066 Thank you, Dani. 56 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:39,740 Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps? 57 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:42,156 What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something? 58 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:43,286 No, nothing like that. 59 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:47,331 Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad. 60 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,706 Let me see what's going on here. 61 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:52,264 Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up? 62 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,343 Well, we're fine. 63 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,433 Mm. 64 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,889 - Yeah, I'm all right. - Okay. 65 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,930 We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton 66 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,854 and it sucks fucking shit! 67 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,770 Ah, come on, fellas. 68 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,901 How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton? 69 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,364 - Sixty years ago. - Jesus Christ. 70 00:03:09,438 --> 00:03:12,688 Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay. 71 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,355 So we got that going on. 72 00:03:14,443 --> 00:03:17,324 And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt. 73 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,945 It's my upper hamstring, Coach. 74 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,491 You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens. 75 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:25,457 People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man. 76 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:28,433 Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right? 77 00:03:28,457 --> 00:03:29,788 - Three times. - Three times. 78 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:33,632 Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal. 79 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,050 The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt, 80 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,223 is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie. 81 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:42,103 - Give it up for Zorro. - Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux." 82 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,890 - I'm sorry. Zorro. - "Zoreaux." 83 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,384 You... I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. 84 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,663 Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball, 85 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,331 we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. 86 00:03:51,355 --> 00:03:52,725 That's why we play the game. 87 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,902 So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three! 88 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,906 - Richmond! - Right, come on. Let's go. 89 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,991 - Hey, Coach. - Howdy, fellas. How can I help you? 90 00:04:03,075 --> 00:04:05,945 Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City, 91 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,828 uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals. 92 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:09,955 - Yeah. - So I'm wondering, 93 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,250 how worried are you about the threat of relegation? 94 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:16,545 Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation. 95 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,254 What you got for me, Marcus? 96 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:22,112 Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt. 97 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,716 Yeah. Um... 98 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,514 Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little. 99 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,769 I think one of the neatest things about being a coach 100 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,891 is the connection you get to make with your players. 101 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:34,067 That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer 102 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,829 than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass. 103 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,088 All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? 104 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,242 Yeah. 105 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,831 Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! 106 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,495 What? 107 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,338 Hey, there he is. 108 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,268 - Good to see you, buddy. - All right, let's go. 109 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,584 Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction. 110 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,134 Would you like me to show you the various room amenities? 111 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,759 No, thank you. 112 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,846 My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower 113 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,271 before we hit the town tonight. 114 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,096 Welcome to Liverpool. 115 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,322 What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute. 116 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:59,108 Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime. 117 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,242 No, it's... it's not you. It's... Oh, fuck. 118 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:05,740 This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And... 119 00:06:07,074 --> 00:06:09,514 - It's the first one I've spent by myself... - Hey, it's okay. 120 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:15,081 Thank you. 121 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,170 - Mm. - Ooh. That's a long hug. 122 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,591 So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms, 123 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:27,136 not the hallway or the pool. 124 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:32,600 Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay? 125 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,653 All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour. 126 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,268 After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight. 127 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,665 What's it gonna be this time around? 128 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,149 Movie night. 129 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,403 All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time, 130 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,088 and we'll never watch another movie together again. 131 00:06:45,112 --> 00:06:46,382 - That's for you, Coach. - Thank you, sir. 132 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,026 - And that's for you. - Thank you. 133 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:50,946 Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. 134 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:54,406 Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. 135 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,127 - In the post-David Lee Roth era. - Thank you. 136 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,959 - Coach, what room you got? - 5148. 137 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,423 - Hey. - Howdy, neighbor. 138 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:05,334 Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you. 139 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,262 Ah. Good question. One second. 140 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:12,345 Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight? 141 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,192 Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience. 142 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,346 Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak. 143 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,067 Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please. 144 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,944 Does 8:00 p.m. work for you? 145 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:26,235 The business center is open 24 hours a day. 146 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,321 Okay. 147 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,175 What was that about the business center? 148 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,699 Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym, 149 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,456 filled with the latest in workout technology. 150 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,538 Like kettlebells! 151 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:37,923 Oh, my God. 152 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,250 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 153 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:45,415 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 154 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,887 I don't even remember doing this. 155 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:50,345 - And if you're the artsy type... - Right, enough. 156 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,505 This weekend is moving forward. 157 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:55,978 When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal, 158 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,478 and leave the past in the past. 159 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,730 - Sound good? - Sounds fucking great. 160 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,062 Oh. Speak of the devil. 161 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,240 Hello, Stinky. 162 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:12,735 Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill. 163 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,865 Good. Fuck Rupert! 164 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:19,173 Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian? 165 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,088 - Are you Russian? - A, I love you. B, who are you? 166 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,968 Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little. 167 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:30,009 Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single... 168 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:30,973 Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,472 Mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter. 170 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,466 Wow. 171 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,476 Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years. 172 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,556 Oh, Jesus, Stinky. 173 00:08:40,644 --> 00:08:43,565 Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral. 174 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,068 Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which. 175 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,140 So, you heard about the divorce? 176 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:53,326 Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me. 177 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,998 Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information. 178 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,258 Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then? 179 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:00,999 Shall I call down? Get myself a robe? 180 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,082 Oh! 181 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,133 Look what I've got. 182 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:05,878 Ta-da! 183 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,565 Stole it off a room service trolley outside. 184 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,798 You're amazing! 185 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,932 - I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! - Oh! 186 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,153 Yeah, I know who you are, honey. 187 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,427 My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so... 188 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,611 Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow? 189 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,988 - No, we match up perfectly. - Exactly. 190 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,154 What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win? 191 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,767 I believe this team can do anything. 192 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,597 See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about. 193 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:43,172 Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys? 194 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,601 Oh, no. I wouldn't... No, I don't... 195 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,745 Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah? 196 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,548 - Yeah. - And you got one, yes? 197 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,591 - Yeah. - Locked, loaded, ready to rip? 198 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,004 Mm-hmm. 199 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,143 - Let me hear it. - No. 200 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,639 Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me? 201 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,615 That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me. 202 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,519 Then you fire me. 203 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,910 Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me. 204 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,621 Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off. 205 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,645 Excuse me. 206 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,153 Well, at least he didn't stammer. 207 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,778 Mm. 208 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,346 I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right? 209 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,370 Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, 210 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:27,496 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying. 211 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,461 I'll be one of 'em. 212 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,261 Right, so I hadn't prepared anything. 213 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,472 Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar. 214 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,104 Yeah, she was the star of the weekend. 215 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,061 - Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. - You did what? 216 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,392 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did! 217 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,357 He has repeatedly denied that. 218 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,268 Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit? 219 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,239 Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps? 220 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,075 My sexy and extremely single friend here 221 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,248 actually prefers her desserts on the larger side. 222 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,077 If that's something you could possibly accommodate. 223 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,043 I'll give you a few minutes. 224 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,205 Thank you. Sorry. 225 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,553 I can't believe you just did that. 226 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,130 Oh, shut up. You love it. 227 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,255 Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky? 228 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,643 No. Don't smoke anymore. 229 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,307 And yet, you're still on fire. 230 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,476 Hmm. 231 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,562 Yeah, I don't know. Just... 232 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:33,524 May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye. 233 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,951 Hi, how can I help you? 234 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,509 Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine. 235 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,278 Fax machine? 236 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,284 Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, 237 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,881 I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out. 238 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:51,748 A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997? 239 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,315 Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock. 240 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:55,798 Oh. Good idea. 241 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,243 Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well? 242 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,009 Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," 243 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,517 so there's no paper trail. 244 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,225 - Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. - Oh. Sassy. 245 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,397 Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right? 246 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,206 Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there? 247 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,230 That's too bad. 248 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,155 Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch. 249 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,361 All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye. 250 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,658 Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises. 251 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,912 But the concierge was able to locate one 252 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:27,413 at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth. 253 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,706 You know what, that's okay. 254 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,789 I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons. 255 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,259 - Thank you though. All right. - Okay. 256 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,918 Nice meeting you. 257 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,764 Right, how can I help you? 258 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,841 Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke 259 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,097 and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone. 260 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,884 Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well. 261 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,595 - See what happens, you know? - Oh, well, good luck. 262 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,015 Yeah, I think I fucked it. 263 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,942 I... I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh... 264 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,197 Of course not, why would you? 265 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,032 You are who you choose to be. 266 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,447 Superman. 267 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,785 Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the... 268 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,706 - Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? - No, she just went to pee. 269 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,297 - Oh. - Where does "Stinky" come from? 270 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:21,221 I remember the day she moved into our town. 271 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,260 She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs. 272 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,392 Family was rich. So, first day of year seven, 273 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,143 I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky." 274 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,643 That's genius. 275 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,225 To the ties that bind us. 276 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,523 To Rebecca. 277 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,818 Yeah, that's not Rebecca. 278 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:39,953 How do you mean? 279 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,283 No, the real Rebecca is silly. 280 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,529 Strong, yeah, but not cold. 281 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,494 - Have you ever heard her sing? - No. 282 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,118 Ah. Beautiful voice. 283 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,211 Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours. 284 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,290 Do you wanna build a snowman? 285 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,206 - Who's Nora? - My daughter. 286 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,495 Oh, yeah. 287 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,128 Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca. 288 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,302 - Ready? - What about the bill? 289 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,884 - Thank you, Miss Welton. - Okay. 290 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,034 Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay? 291 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,979 Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in. 292 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,153 Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that! 293 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,126 - I was just about to get my card out. - I can't believe that you've done this. 294 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,150 - We were gonna split. That was so nice. - Six years I've waited for this... 295 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,096 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm... I'm so sorry. I just... 296 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,120 You're what? 297 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,081 - What is this? - It's just my thoughts on the team. 298 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,246 Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew. 299 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,796 - Go! Get outta here! - Sorry. 300 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,768 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 301 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:45,567 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 302 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:50,033 And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date, 303 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,947 Liverpool has more museums and galleries... 304 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,163 Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 305 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,957 - Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! - Whoo-hoo! 306 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,381 Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond! 307 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,052 It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond, 308 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,011 in 18th and staring relegation in the face. 309 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,222 The last time Richmond left here with a win, 310 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:14,984 the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never." 311 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,477 And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight. 312 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,484 - Nate, can I speak with you, please? - Yeah. 313 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,283 You all right? 314 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:31,581 I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason, 315 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,097 and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me. 316 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,326 Yeah, of cour... Yes, of course. 317 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,962 Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts. 318 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,962 - Yeah. - They're great. 319 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,546 And I agree with every last one of 'em. 320 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,511 But I can't say this to them. 321 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,591 - But they need to hear it. - I agree. 322 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,586 That's why you're gonna do it. 323 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,554 Are you drunk? 324 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,269 You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this. 325 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,522 - I ju... I don't know. - It'll be fun. 326 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,034 No. No, no, no. 327 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,316 Oh, my God. 328 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,145 All right, listen up, fellas. 329 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:12,028 As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber. 330 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,365 So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas 331 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,162 about you guys and today's game. 332 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,365 So let's focus up. 333 00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:20,084 - All yours, Nate. - Okay. 334 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,964 - Let's go, Nate. - Come on, boy. You got this. 335 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,049 - You got this, Nate. It's okay. - Okay. Thank you. Let's do it. 336 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,311 - Isaac. - Hmm? 337 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,516 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right? 338 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,653 Yeah. 339 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,058 I've noticed of late... 340 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,355 that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy. 341 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,991 Wow. 342 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,346 What the fuck did you say to me, bruv? 343 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,463 You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough. 344 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,727 There's a way to be intimidating without being physical. 345 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,590 I hope you don't mind me saying. 346 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,920 Um... 347 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,835 - Sam. - Oh, no. 348 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,803 You're constantly getting beat on the wings. 349 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,068 It's 'cause you're indecisive. 350 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,853 You second-guess more than a shitty psychic. 351 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,990 The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts 352 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,345 is goddamn Nelson Mandela. 353 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,102 Did you hear that? 354 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,124 You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit. 355 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,827 Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes? 356 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,569 What? 357 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,921 Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no. 358 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,984 No. 359 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,270 Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian? 360 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,740 Yeah. 361 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,242 What just happened? 362 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,536 - Uh, Rojas. - Whoo! Roast me, amigo. 363 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,672 All right. You say that football is life, right? 364 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,249 Football is life. 365 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,753 - Yeah, well, then your defense is death. - Oh! 366 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,898 The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw. 367 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,762 Oh! 368 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,641 - Sex and the City. - Shh. 369 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,255 - Yeah. - Tough but fair. 370 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,636 Right. Roy. 371 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,238 Go on. Say what you're gonna say. 372 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,775 Okay. 373 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,282 Don't read it. 374 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,866 Say it to my face. 375 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,500 The great Roy Kent. 376 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,335 You're old now. 377 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,164 And slow. And your focus drifts. 378 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,936 But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. 379 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,763 It's your anger. That's your superpower. 380 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,967 That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. 381 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,559 But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. 382 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,273 I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass. 383 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,684 You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. 384 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,653 But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. 385 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,197 But it's still in there. 386 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:02,273 And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself. 387 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,559 Ooh! 388 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,145 Let's go get these fuckers. 389 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,574 See? Told you it'd be fun. 390 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:53,630 And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0. 391 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,011 - Yes, Ted! Yeah! - Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent. 392 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,680 Kent was absolutely brilliant today. 393 00:20:58,759 --> 00:20:59,888 He was like a man possessed. 394 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,218 Yeah! 395 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,055 We know we are, we're sure we are. 396 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,809 We're Richmond till we die. 397 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,452 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond... 398 00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:09,557 Oh, my God! 399 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,936 Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah. 400 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,571 - Ted! - Hey! 401 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,436 - Congratulations. - Thanks, boss. 402 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,777 Could I, uh, just introduce you to... 403 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,991 - Sassy Smurf! - Marlboro Man! Oh, my God. 404 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,488 We know we are, we're sure we are... 405 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,290 - I didn't know you were here. - Surprise! 406 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,291 I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. 407 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,834 Oh, yeah? How come? 408 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,497 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV. 409 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,472 Oi! Listen up! 410 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,429 None of you are going back to the hotel tonight. 411 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:48,063 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us! 412 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,060 So, we're going out, we're celebrating, 413 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,482 and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face! 414 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,112 Roy! Roy! Where are we going? 415 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,148 Keeley? 416 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,450 Well, Liverpool has much to offer. 417 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,584 From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of... 418 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:14,042 -I said maybe -Said maybe 419 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,546 You're gonna be the one that saves me 420 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,337 Saves me 421 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:23,393 And after all 422 00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:29,732 You're my wonderwall 423 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,226 I'm going for a smoke. 424 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,941 - Can I join you? - Come on. 425 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,651 Thank you, Richmond FC! 426 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,237 So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then? 427 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,961 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears 428 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,701 and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski. 429 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:50,123 - It's so good to see you, Sass. - You too, Stinky. 430 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,419 God. You know, today would've been my... 431 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,378 Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here? 432 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,875 Mate, I'm so sorry. 433 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,967 I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. 434 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,803 I really am. 435 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,057 Thank you for saying that. 436 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,430 Mm. 437 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,596 God, that man took so much from me. 438 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,402 No. 439 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:20,608 Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in. 440 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:25,112 But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. 441 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,528 You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. 442 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:31,866 Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. 443 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,709 I'll always be your biggest defender, 444 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:37,789 but you have to own up to the part that you played. 445 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,454 You're right. 446 00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,045 Course I'm right. I'm always right. 447 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,148 You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse. 448 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,883 There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me. 449 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,427 - No! - As if! 450 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:51,391 Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now. 451 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,103 Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next. 452 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:54,103 - What? - Yeah. 453 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,644 No, I didn't put a song in. 454 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,356 Well, then someone else must've done it for you. 455 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,769 Who could've done that? 456 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:03,107 See? You are an arse. 457 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,742 Caught in a bad romance 458 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:09,661 Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma 459 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,830 Gaga, ooh-la-la 460 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,289 Want your bad romance 461 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:19,666 All right, who's next? 462 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,211 Me, me, me. 463 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:24,297 Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here. 464 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,131 Thank you. Oh, God. 465 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,467 Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing. 466 00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:34,223 But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have. 467 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,978 That is me! She's talking about me! 468 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:46,025 This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora. 469 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,653 I love you. 470 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,737 The snow glows white On the mountain tonight 471 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,616 Not a footprint to be seen 472 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:03,247 A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen 473 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:11,549 The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside 474 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:17,805 Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried 475 00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:26,028 Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be 476 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:32,199 Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know 477 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,582 Well, now they know 478 00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:39,211 Let it go, let it go 479 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:42,499 Can't hold it back anymore 480 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,134 Let it go, let it go 481 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:50,222 Turn away and slam the door 482 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:56,720 I don't care what they're going to say 483 00:25:56,807 --> 00:26:00,727 Let the storm rage on 484 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:04,730 The cold never bothered me anyway 485 00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:22,172 - Ted. - Dad? 486 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:23,665 Ted? 487 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,085 Ted. 488 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,263 It's okay. 489 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:30,921 It's okay. 490 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:32,589 Try to breathe. 491 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:37,096 I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm... I'm sorry. 492 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,560 It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe. 493 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,983 Am I going crazy? 494 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:46,396 No more than anyone else. 495 00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:50,782 All right. You're all right. 496 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:57,873 There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. 497 00:26:58,743 --> 00:26:59,753 Come on. 498 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:06,955 There we go. 499 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,461 I think I need to call it a night. 500 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:13,006 Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know? 501 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,010 Would you like me to walk back with you? 502 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:16,945 Do you want to take my car? 503 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,849 No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it. 504 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,682 - All right. - Okay. 505 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,613 Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel. 506 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,240 Of course. You just get home safely. 507 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,648 - Okay, thank you. - All right. 508 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,695 Okay. 509 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:55,114 - Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. - Yeah. 510 00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:58,453 Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub. 511 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,741 Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry. 512 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,904 Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually. 513 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:08,084 So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself? 514 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,954 Oh, trauma. 515 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,422 - All right then. See you later. - Bye. I love you. 516 00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:15,423 Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt. 517 00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:16,506 He's so drunk. 518 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:18,680 You won't need it, you won't need it. 519 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,429 Right, want a lift back to the hotel? 520 00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:24,770 Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually. 521 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:31,079 Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do. 522 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,364 - I'm fine. Really. - Yeah? 523 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,529 Besides, that was yesterday. 524 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:40,417 - You're wasting valuable time. - Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going. 525 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,636 Oh, this is me. 526 00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:06,347 I'm sharing a suite with Rebecca. We've got separate bedrooms though. 527 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,069 Good night.