1 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:05,004 What an exciting match this has been so far. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,507 Richmond have been strong throughout. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,510 But... Portsmouth have a breakaway! 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,554 And now the pressure is on the Richmond rear guard. 5 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:25,817 {\an8}That is brilliant defending from the Harrigan twins. 6 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,286 {\an8}You've gotta be fucking kidding me! Use your fucking eyes! 7 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,538 - Right, that's enough. No. - For fuck's sake! 8 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,373 - You need to fucking retire. Shite! - Off you go. Off. 9 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,583 Well, correct or not, it's a penalty for Sunderland 10 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,210 - deep into injury time. - You okay, keeper? 11 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,255 This will certainly be the final kick of the match. 12 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,675 Roker steps up and... 13 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,886 Saved by Quinn. But, hang on! 14 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,305 The ball's still in play! 15 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:58,642 Press, press! 16 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,311 Davis with a risky clearance, but she prevents the corner, 17 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,605 and there is the final whistle. 18 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:09,027 {\an8}And you have to say, that was brilliant from the captain. 19 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,128 El Sherif finds Song. 20 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:31,967 That is a lovely give-and-go as El Sherif shoots and scores. 21 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,972 I hear there's a new sheriff in town, huh? 22 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,016 Nice. 23 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,457 Gemma Jay with her second goal of the game 24 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,626 to put Richmond up 3-nil over Charlton. 25 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,127 Attagirl! 26 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,672 Gemma Jay isn't just fast as lightning. 27 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:15,134 She's the top scorer in the league, and she is putting on a show, Jill. 28 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,345 And not just some flash in the pan show, 29 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,680 like The Mouse Trap, or Gogglebox. 30 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,724 She's making something that will endure. 31 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:26,020 The pyramids, Mozart, institutional racism, 32 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,606 the carabiner, the letter J, 33 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,943 as in Gemma Jay, who's a Gemma joy to watch. 34 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,277 Way to stick that landing, Jill. 35 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,321 Got to admit lost track a little bit in the middle. 36 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,281 We take Gemma out, rest her for next game? 37 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,742 Yeah, no, it makes sense to me. Coach? 38 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,370 - Yep? - Liza! 39 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,373 Hey, that better not be for me. 40 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,707 The lady doth protest, methinks. 41 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,085 - What do you say, Coach? - I defer. 42 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,087 Coach? 43 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,714 Nah, leave her in. Let her go for a hat trick. 44 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,424 You big old softy. 45 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,509 Sorry, Liza. 46 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,512 - False alarm. Stay ready. - Yeah, stay ready. We got you. 47 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,347 Get them pants up. Here we go. 48 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,432 Here we go, Greyhounds! 49 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,322 Oh, fuck. 50 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,490 It's all right. 51 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,992 - You all right, Gem? - Yeah, hold still. 52 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,579 - Knee? Knee? Yeah, come. Come, come. Now. - Yeah. 53 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,205 It's all right, just breathe. Just breathe, just breathe. 54 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,541 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 55 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,462 Gemma. Did your knee give way? 56 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,673 All right, focus on me, darling. Focus on me. 57 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,217 Okay, we're gonna straighten it a bit. 58 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,677 Okay? 59 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,597 Right. And towards you. 60 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,058 All the way. All the way. That's it. 61 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,927 {\an8}Any update on Gemma's knee? 62 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,137 {\an8}Well, it depends. 63 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,098 {\an8}There are three different grades of possible injury. 64 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,685 {\an8}Grade one is a sprained ligament where she'll be out for only six to eight weeks, 65 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,773 {\an8}but grades two and three both require surgery 66 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,400 {\an8}and could have her out for a full year. 67 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,445 {\an8}Then it's bye-bye promotion and hello Higgins Report Multiverse. 68 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,531 {\an8}Am I right? 69 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,992 {\an8}Or, yeah. We'll wait and see, you know. 70 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,620 Yeah, I mean, we only got another day until the swelling goes down. 71 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,872 Then we go and get an MRI on her ACL, PDQ. 72 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:53,960 {\an8}But apparently the ETA of that scan is still TBD FYI, 73 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:58,215 {\an8}even though we've asked Dr. Strudwick to see Gemma ASAP PP. 74 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,968 As soon as possible, pretty please. 75 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,971 And why can't Strudwick see Gemma tomorrow? 76 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,222 I mean, if she was the star player 77 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,433 on the men's team, obviously he would. 78 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,395 That is the assumption. 79 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,229 I'll call the doctor personally. 80 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,438 I can help with that. 81 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,274 {\an8}Perfect. And don't worry. 82 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,860 {\an8}I sent Gemma the most beautiful gift basket this morning. 83 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,361 {\an8}That's good. 84 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,574 {\an8}And I think I should stick around here for the rest of the day, just in case. 85 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,202 I don't wanna go to Chelsea. 86 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,245 I don't want to go to-- 87 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,164 We do not need Elvis Costello, thank you. 88 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,084 {\an8}Well, what's in Chelsea, besides my interior designer, 89 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,919 {\an8}my dry cleaner, and my lover? 90 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,923 {\an8}Roy is being added to their wall of legends today. 91 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,758 {\an8}I've been doing my best to avoid him since New Year's, 92 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,512 {\an8}not in a mean way, just out of self-preservation, really. 93 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,014 {\an8}But now I have to spend the afternoon doing 94 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,348 {\an8}something with him that he doesn't wanna do. 95 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,186 {\an8}So are we sure that Gemma doesn't need my help at all today? 96 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,939 No, she's gone to her parents' house in Belsize Park. 97 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,940 That's a lovely part of town. 98 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,484 Yeah, I think she just needs a little space right now. 99 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,486 And we gonna give it to her. 100 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:05,574 {\an8}Hello. 101 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,534 {\an8}You must be the new landscaper. 102 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,703 {\an8}I'll meet you round the back. 103 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,788 {\an8}No. No, sorry, I'm Alice. 104 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,458 {\an8}I'm here to see Gemma. 105 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,337 {\an8}I'm so sorry. Please come in. 106 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,590 {\an8}How nice for Gemma to have a friend stop by. 107 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,927 {\an8}I'm not her friend. I'm her coach. 108 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,262 {\an8}Well, still. 109 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,973 Sorry, should I take off my shoes? 110 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,232 No, it's fine. 111 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,485 {\an8}And please forgive the state of the crown moldings. 112 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,987 {\an8}Our contractor is still on paternity leave. 113 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,156 {\an8}Seems a bit strange seeing as he sets his own hours. 114 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,576 {\an8}But, you know, good for him. 115 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:55,540 Gemma, love, look who's here. 116 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,666 Hello. 117 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,378 I thought she'd come to trim our shrubs. Isn't that funny? 118 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,713 Do you wanna get Alice a cup of tea, Mum? 119 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,131 {\an8}Yes, and now, let me guess. 120 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,719 {\an8}- Peppermint, chamomile, ginger turmeric. - Mum? 121 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:10,180 {\an8}I'll figure you out. 122 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,936 How are you doing? 123 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,396 I'm living the dream. 124 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:21,440 {\an8}Yeah. I mean, I knew you were rich, but-- 125 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,651 {\an8}I'm not rich. My parents are. 126 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,319 {\an8}I don't care about any of this stuff. 127 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,738 Okay. 128 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:28,490 Do you wanna sit? 129 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,199 Yeah. 130 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,159 No, not there. That's antique. 131 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,120 Fucking with you. It's just a chair. 132 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,455 {\an8}Fucking hell. 133 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,125 Nice gift basket. 134 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,419 Someone likes you. 135 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,296 Yeah, they're from Miss Welton. 136 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,297 That's thoughtful. 137 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:47,508 {\an8}Sure, I mean, I'm deathly allergic to tree nuts, 138 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,304 {\an8}but apart from that, thoughtful. 139 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:53,973 What's up? 140 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,057 {\an8}Right, yeah. 141 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,436 {\an8}I just wanted to say, once you get your MRI back, 142 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,521 {\an8}we can start drawing up a rehab plan. 143 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,107 {\an8}I think you'll be out for just a few weeks, if it's just a strain, 144 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:08,779 {\an8}obviously a bit longer if it's anything else, but you'll bounce back. 145 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:12,074 And I'll be here to help in any way you want. 146 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,659 If you want, obviously. 147 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,328 Alice, thank you. 148 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,495 Really, 149 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,249 - but-- - Now, I took you for a peppermint girl. 150 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,793 Yeah. Spot on. 151 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,879 Listen. Once Caroline sees your scans, we can figure out the-- 152 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,047 Alice. 153 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,716 I'm not sure that football is my thing 154 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,885 in the same way that it's your thing. 155 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,596 Gemma's just been offered a very prestigious 156 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:36,265 {\an8}internship at McMillan and Parkes. 157 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,309 {\an8}You got it? 158 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,853 {\an8}Okay, good. 159 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,855 {\an8}Congratulations, you said you were gonna do both. 160 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,691 Well, that was before I got hurt. 161 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:50,071 Like, if I work my arse off at this thing, in a year's time, 162 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,823 {\an8}I could have a really good job and be on really good money. 163 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:53,908 {\an8}I'd be set. 164 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:57,411 You know, or I could spend the next year learning how to run again. 165 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,580 You see, Alice, Gemma's father 166 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,415 - was a footballer and-- - Mum. 167 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,835 So you're just gonna quit again? 168 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,384 I'm so sorry. I have to go, actually. 169 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,844 Thank you for that. That was delicious. 170 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,346 I wasn't a peppermint person, but actually maybe I am now. 171 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,765 Thank you. Bye. 172 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:21,687 {\an8}Bloody hell. 173 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,940 {\an8}She's a green tea girl, isn't she? 174 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,534 Hey, Roy. Just wanna say congrats on that whole legends thing over there at Chelsea. 175 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,871 Thanks. I mean, they're making me write a whole fucking speech. 176 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:41,914 It's basically unpaid labor, innit? 177 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,834 Whatever you say, Norma Rae, I bet it goes gangbusters. 178 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,461 And if anything goes wrong, you know, Keeley's always got your back. 179 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,006 Fucking Keeley. 180 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,007 If I had a lower bar, I'd make a whole 181 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,176 "that should be the title of your autobiography" joke. 182 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,343 But I ain't gonna do it. 183 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,345 That woman. 184 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,347 Drives me nuts. 185 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,849 - Well. - I fucking love her. 186 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,934 I'm pretty sure we're meant to be together. 187 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,062 I mean, it seems fucking obvious, don't it? 188 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,814 Have you told her any of that? 189 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,525 No. I mean, not yet. 190 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,235 Obviously I will, of course. 191 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,280 I'm just waiting for the right moment. 192 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,449 Sure, I get it. 193 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,868 When is the right moment? 194 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,454 That reminds me of this joke my dad would make whenever 195 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,456 someone would ask him, "Hey, where's the bathroom?" 196 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,792 He'd always say, "Wherever you go." 197 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,295 Did you cancel the car service? 198 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,631 - Yeah. - Well, why? 199 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,008 'Cause drivers ask too many fucking questions. 200 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,052 "How are you? Where are you going?" 201 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,720 It's none of your fucking business. 202 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,764 Plus, I might wanna leave early, anyway. 203 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,140 What is wrong with you? 204 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,685 You realize Chelsea agreed to rearrange this entire ceremony 205 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,396 to a Monday afternoon, for your schedule. 206 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,649 And you're acting like it's a big inconvenience for you. 207 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,150 - 'Cause it is. - Roy. 208 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,986 There are people here who actually want my help. 209 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,655 So if you don't wanna go, let's not bother. 210 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,281 I'm fucking going, aren't I? 211 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,699 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure. 212 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,784 I've got my suit and everything. 213 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,868 Okay, so I should go get dressed? 214 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,662 - You should go and put your dress on. - Show on the road. 215 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,873 Okay, I'm gonna actually choose to believe you, and we're gonna have fun, aren't we? 216 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,377 - So fun. - Great. Fantastic. 217 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,423 You know, to answer your earlier question? 218 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:16,176 Now might not be the right moment. 219 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,060 No! 220 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,117 I'm sorry, Miss Welton, 221 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:44,078 but the earliest I can get your girl in is Friday, which is perfect. 222 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,746 It'll give time for the swelling to go down. 223 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,833 Forgive me, Dr. Strudwick, but you haven't even seen Gemma yet. 224 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:53,045 She may already be sufficiently unswelled. 225 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,673 Your concern for Miss Jay's welfare is refreshing. 226 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,468 And I look forward to seeing her on... Friday afternoon. 227 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,304 Gone. 228 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,557 I see. Well, that gives me four days to find us a new doctor. 229 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,602 Not only for the women's team, but for the men's team as well. 230 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,896 I'll have Leslie Higgins reach out 231 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,564 to terminate your contract. 232 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,734 Hold on, Rebecca. I don't think that will be necessary. 233 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,111 If our business is done, let's just call it here. 234 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,531 No need to go through all the ceremony of contracts and all that nonsense. 235 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:21,824 I'm sorry, what's happening now? 236 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,702 I'm pretty busy these days, and when I first took on Richmond, 237 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,120 it was just one team. 238 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,955 You're actually doing me a favor. 239 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,209 So, thank you, and have a wonderful day. 240 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:31,835 Wow 241 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,338 That guy's a world-class prick, 242 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:38,508 and I couldn't be more attracted to him. 243 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,802 Now, can we talk real about life without Gemma? 244 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,264 Now that we don't have the sensitive souls in the room. 245 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,349 Gemma was your star. 246 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,683 - Was? - Hey, 247 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,103 you brought me on to see things from a different perspective, right? 248 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,566 I mean, Gemma was great, but she can't help you anymore. 249 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,151 - But that-- Yes? - Sorry to interrupt, 250 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,737 but I was just prepping for our next shareholders meeting. 251 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,240 Nerd. 252 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,949 No, I'm only joking. 253 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,868 Yeah. And it would seem that over the past few weeks, 254 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:09,247 a number of our supporters have been selling their shares in the club. 255 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,873 - Why? - I don't know, 256 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,792 but if you like, I can do a bit of digging. 257 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,544 - Please do. - Okay. 258 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,795 Let me know if you need any help with that 259 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,924 'cause I've got some people who just love to wade through the slime. 260 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,137 Okay, here's what we're looking at. 261 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,223 We have no direct replacement for Gemma. 262 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,724 Resha's better with someone in front of her. 263 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,726 Margy's an out-of-the-box solution or, 264 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,105 you know, Shannon's working her tail off, but she's not ready. 265 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,527 That's what we got to figure out. 266 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,654 Okay. 267 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,531 Hold on a sec. Did we get some new players? 268 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,074 No. 269 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,202 Well, then, who the heck are Nee-ahm and Cinnabon? 270 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,413 - That's Niamh and Siobhan. - That's how they spell their names? 271 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,497 It's Irish. 272 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,833 Yeah, I mean, why not spell it like normal Irish folks do? 273 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,918 You know, like Bono, B-O-N-O or The Edge. 274 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,753 D-A-E-D-G-E. 275 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,173 Go talk to them about it. 276 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,259 Is anyone even here yet? Sure is quiet in there. 277 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,928 Well, they're probably worried about Gemma. 278 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,764 You know what? Maybe we should just cancel practice for the day. 279 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,558 No. 280 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,562 No, it's better to just keep going. 281 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,939 We just have to figure out how to adjust without Gemma. 282 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,442 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 283 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,738 Niamh and Siobhan. There ain't no Vs? 284 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,823 Because I'm hearing a lot of Vs when I say it. 285 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,242 Well, wait to see how Saoirse Ronan spells her name. 286 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,787 - S-I-R... - I'ma stop you right there. 287 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,414 ...Chelsea. 288 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,007 Crikey, Moses, look at you. 289 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,218 Hello? Yeah, is that Human Resources? 290 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:49,056 Yeah, I'd like to report myself, please, for having impure thoughts. 291 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,640 All right, cheers. 292 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,227 - You're not going to a funeral, are you? - No. 293 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,979 Thank God for that, 'cause I tell you what... 294 00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:01,276 If you were, the corpse wouldn't be the only thing that's getting stiff. 295 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,028 Okay. 296 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,072 This is my fault. 297 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,286 Scheisse Minnelli. 298 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,085 Right, you ready? 299 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,045 - You look-- - Hot. 300 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,923 - Thank you, Caroline. - I mean, look at you both. 301 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:27,677 It's like Mattel made Barbie and Ken sex dolls or something. 302 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,928 We should go. 303 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,054 - Right. - Cheers, Caroline. 304 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,889 - Thank you. - Bye then. 305 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,599 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 306 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,269 - Thank you. - We won't. 307 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,187 Bloody hell. 308 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,942 - Wow. - Cool, right? It's my new car. 309 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,735 It's ridiculous. 310 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,028 - No, it isn't. - Yeah. 311 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,489 Do you remember my mate Darren who lost his job a few years ago? 312 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,199 You mean went to prison for embezzlement. 313 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,535 From an insurance company. So fucking what? 314 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,620 That's like robbing a pickpocket. 315 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,999 Anyway, he got parole. 316 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,168 And now he tricks out cars. 317 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,172 The whole thing is bulletproof, like a tank. 318 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,381 Even the tires are bulletproof. 319 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,716 - Look at that. - Wow. 320 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,468 I do not know what the fuck you're talking about, Roy. 321 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,053 You are not going to war. 322 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,515 You're going to Waitrose to get skin contact wine. 323 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,726 - Yeah, but-- No, no, no. Wait a second... - Let's go. 324 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:19,312 ...'cause you don't have to open the door 'cause it's all high tech. 325 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,396 Of course. 326 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,899 I can do it through an app. 327 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,569 Passenger door open. 328 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,747 Wait till you see inside. 329 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,212 Turn car on. 330 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,340 Wow. 331 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,049 I'm just gonna put in the directions. 332 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,052 No, you don't need to do that because I worked there for fucking years. 333 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,136 I know the directions. 334 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,222 Of course, but you put the directions in 335 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:57,225 so you can see the traffic delays, you fucking lunatic. 336 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:02,064 Okay, fine, but you don't need to type them in because you can just speak them. 337 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,275 Navigate to Stamford Bridge. 338 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,621 - I think I'll just type them in for us. - You don't type them in. 339 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,957 - I will type them in. - Roy. Please let me do it. Stop it. 340 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,459 - No, don't do that. Please. - Just stop. 341 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,129 - Nice one. Well done. Get out of my way. - What? What? What did I... 342 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,589 - What is wrong with you? - Let me do it. Give it. 343 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,550 - My hand is skinnier. Let me reach there. - Your hand is in the way. 344 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,801 Just move back. 345 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:32,886 I can't-- 346 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,263 - Why are you doing that? Why have-- - I'm not doing anything. 347 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,140 I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the fucking car. 348 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,440 Do you think the car's still gonna work without your phone? 349 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,442 Yeah. 350 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,029 Now I'm just gonna have to use the stupid key. 351 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,782 - Hello? - Hello, is this George Perkins? 352 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,618 - Yes? - This is Leslie Higgins at AFC Richmond. 353 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,913 - I was wondering if-- - I didn't do anything wrong. 354 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:01,789 No, of course not. 355 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,458 Look, I'm an honorable man. I didn't want to sell. 356 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,419 He made it very hard to say no. 357 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,672 - He who? - I said good day. 358 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:10,423 No, you didn't actually. 359 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,967 Well, I was going to. 360 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:22,018 I was calling to inquire about some shares that I believe you sold recently. 361 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:22,978 Hello? 362 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,816 And when did you buy them? 363 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,110 And you bought 35? 364 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,196 Sorry. Hello? 365 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,159 Hello? 366 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,329 Hello, could I speak to Randall Linden, please? 367 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,830 Yes, that's my husband. 368 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,583 - Has he done something wrong again? - Not at all. 369 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,252 This is Leslie Higgins from AFC Richmond. 370 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,963 I was calling about some shares he recently sold. 371 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,798 Oh, yes, turned a tidy profit. 372 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,133 Bought me some cute boots. 373 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,510 Hold on, he's right here. 374 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:57,804 It's AFC Richmond, dear. 375 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,808 I'm sorry, I was wrong. 376 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,561 The truth is, there was no sale of shares. 377 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,812 What about the boots? 378 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,149 The truth is, there were no boots. 379 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,443 The truth is, I don't have a husband named Randall. 380 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,445 What? 381 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,576 Right. 382 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:24,997 Feels weird training without her. 383 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,500 Yeah, if only she'd gone off on that substitution. 384 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,751 Yeah, then she wouldn't have got hurt. 385 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:29,753 - Yeah. - Yeah. 386 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,550 Fuck. 387 00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:39,887 What now? 388 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,556 My whole speech was on that phone. 389 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,640 All five words of it? 390 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:45,852 How will you ever recreate such a poetic tapestry of language? 391 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,144 Stop! 392 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,939 Fuckin' hell! What? 393 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,025 You're gonna fit through there, are you? 394 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,819 - Course I will. - Are you insane? 395 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,822 Your fat fucking car isn't gonna fit through that skinny little gap. 396 00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:02,619 Are you joking? This car was designed for a superior urban driving experience. 397 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,129 Fuck. 398 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,594 These bollards are clearly not up to code. 399 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,013 You're gonna blame the bollards now? 400 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,142 Fuck. 401 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:29,604 It's fine, it's going to be fine. Yep. What should we do? 402 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,355 - Try the windows. - Okay. 403 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,358 - No, not at the same time! - Why? What's happened? 404 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,110 You just shorted the electrics. 405 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,279 My mate had the power diverted from the car battery 406 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,907 to the PS5 he installed so it could run all the time. 407 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,785 Why would your car's PS5 need to run all the time? 408 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,204 For software updates. 409 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,707 And if I wanna stream something on Twitch. 410 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,835 Roy. I was wrong. 411 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:53,545 Your car is cool. 412 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,258 Not much pizzazz out there. 413 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,760 They got a lot on their minds. 414 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,763 Yeah, and it's affecting their feet. 415 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,225 Hey, that's all right, Siobhan. 416 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:08,810 Keep your head up, Niamh. 417 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,771 Son of a Bono, I can't unsee the spellings now, you know? 418 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:12,855 You're a visual learner, Coach. 419 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,858 Blessing and a curse, you know? 420 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,907 - You all right, Coach? - Yeah. 421 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,493 - Yeah, I'm all right. - Good. 422 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,328 Might just head in early, if that's all right? 423 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,330 Yeah, of course, yeah. 424 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,253 It's not even a question of effort, you know? 425 00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,381 They're giving everything they got. They just ain't got a lot today. 426 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:43,261 Thank you for holding. Your emergency is very important to us. 427 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,222 If the danger of your situation has increased, please press one. 428 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:49,059 If you've realized you were just being a little bit dramatic-- 429 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,816 {\an8}- Shit. - What? 430 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,026 Dr. Strudwick is making Gemma wait to get her knee examined. 431 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,778 I fucking hate that guy. 432 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,904 But he's the team surgeon. 433 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,907 Yeah, and you notice how I never went to him? 434 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:05,617 I hadn't noticed. 435 00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,537 Do you think Dr. Beaumont would see Gemma? 436 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:11,163 Can you ask her, please? 437 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,207 - That would be so-- - I don't know if that's a good idea. 438 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,793 What the fuck, Roy? 439 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:18,004 Can this moment not be about you? This is about Gemma. 440 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,338 - This is about her needs. - Hey, take it easy. 441 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,966 What the fuck? 442 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,843 We've gotta get the fuck out of here. 443 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,012 Yeah, no shit. 444 00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,641 What are you doing? Roy! 445 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,519 Cover your head. 446 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,066 What? 447 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,573 - You're a nightmare. - All right, give me your hands. 448 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,366 Give me your hand. 449 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:49,493 Watch your hands. 450 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,330 Shit. Shit. 451 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,208 Oh, my God. 452 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,252 Okay. 453 00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,337 Fuck off. 454 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,131 They've been so annoying. 455 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,967 Roy Kent, can I have an ussie? 456 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,469 There's a tube. Come on. 457 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,638 - Keeley. No, they... - Roy, come on. 458 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,139 Shit. 459 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,682 Yeah, sorry, there's been an incident. 460 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,018 You've left your car. What's going on with that? 461 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,353 You can have it. It's a piece of shit. 462 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,605 We're missing the fucking cocktail hour. 463 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,024 Come on! 464 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,912 - Hey, you okay? - Yeah. 465 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:33,996 Oh, my God, sorry. 466 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,041 - I'm so sorry. I'm... Sorry. - It's okay. 467 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,835 Sorry, I don't actually... Sorry, I'm fine. 468 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:40,920 Sorry, I don't know... actually know why I'm crying. Sorry. 469 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,549 - Hey, it's okay. - Sorry, I'm okay. I'm just... 470 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,677 I'm literally fine. It's just been... It's just been a... 471 00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:49,428 - It's just been a couple of days. - Yeah, I understand. 472 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,723 Do you want a little more time to yourself or you want me to stay put? 473 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,309 I can do whatever you need. 474 00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,771 I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 475 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,065 Hey, hey. It's okay. 476 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:01,941 Sorry. 477 00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,985 Tell you what. I'm just gonna sit down right here, okay? 478 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,362 Okay. 479 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:54,244 Yeah. 480 00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:05,047 They're ready in there for you, Coach. 481 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:07,883 Great. Thanks, Coach. 482 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:09,718 Everything okay? 483 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,471 Yeah. 484 00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,765 Yeah, yeah, all good. 485 00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:19,770 Hey, if you two want to split, I don't mind talking to the team by myself. 486 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:22,522 I'm good. I'll stick around. 487 00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,232 Yeah, me too. 488 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,400 Okay. 489 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,945 - After you, Coach. - Yeah. 490 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,495 You okay? 491 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:48,589 Okay, so look, practice was a little low on voltage today, 492 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,466 but hey, makes sense. 493 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:55,096 I know we all got a lot of feelings mixed up inside of us right now 494 00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:57,099 like an emotional jambalaya, right? 495 00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:01,310 And yet I bet we all got a little voice in the back of our heads saying crap like, 496 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:05,731 you know, "Be strong. Keep it together. Don't get emotional at work." 497 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:09,403 But hey, I just wanna remind us all of something real quick. Yeah? 498 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:12,573 There is crying in football. 499 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:14,448 There is. 500 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,909 Always has been. 501 00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:20,873 Leo Messi, that fella shows less emotion than the Mona Lisa on beta blockers. 502 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,374 But when he finally won the World Cup, 503 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,585 man, he was crying like a baby watching Beaches 504 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:28,922 while listening to Adele's second album. Waterworks, you know? 505 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,049 What about Ronaldo? 506 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:35,178 That guy's cried so much, I can only assume that's how he got them abs. 507 00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:38,264 You know, he's like... Does all these little crunches, just bawling. 508 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:41,267 Fella got so many abs he's got a 12 pack on him. Good lord. 509 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:44,770 I mean, Maradona cried. Zidane cried. 510 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,149 - Neymar cries all the time, you know. - That's true. 511 00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:50,610 Heck, even our very own big bad Roy Kent 512 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:54,740 bawled his eyes out at his retirement press conference. Yeah. 513 00:26:56,617 --> 00:27:00,119 Point being, there is crying in football. 514 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,121 You know? 515 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,458 So around here, if any of y'all are feeling something, 516 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,252 know that you don't have to hide it. 517 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,504 You don't have to apologize for it. 518 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,924 And you sure as heck don't have to be ashamed of it. 519 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,885 Because this team is strong enough 520 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:18,680 to help any one of us handle whatever we're feeling. 521 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:21,558 All you gotta do is just not hold back. 522 00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:27,689 Then, well, maybe just believe, and... 523 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,361 let it out. 524 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:41,410 All right. 525 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:42,578 That's all I've got. 526 00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,039 Let's go ahead and keep looking out for each other. 527 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,124 And let's give Gemma something worth coming back for, 528 00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,417 regardless of what the MRI says. 529 00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:49,545 - Yeah? - Yeah. 530 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:52,923 Let's go! 531 00:27:56,385 --> 00:27:58,971 - Gemma! - Gemma. 532 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:02,807 G, we love you! 533 00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:03,809 G! 534 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:09,898 Okay. Come on, Roy. 535 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:11,567 Okay. 536 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,359 Keeley. 537 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,653 Roy, you tap the card. 538 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,124 Fuck. 539 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,051 How do you do? I'm Leslie Higgins. 540 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,887 It's not about the blooming shares, is it? 541 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:43,472 - Yes, but-- - Fuck. 542 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,892 You people have got a lot of nerve. 543 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:48,728 You're constantly knocking on my door. You harass me in the pubs. 544 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,314 I've told you. I'm not selling. 545 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:52,815 Who's been asking? 546 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:56,360 Your colleagues, I suppose, in their fine suits like yours. 547 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,364 Offered me money, then spa treatments. 548 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,199 What's the offer now then? 549 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,203 A cruise? Companionship? 550 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,290 You've got a certain sex appeal about you. I'll give you that. 551 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,461 - Really? - But the answer's still no. 552 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,047 All right. I wondered if... 553 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,648 No, no! Fuck! 554 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,441 Fuck. 555 00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:36,818 Well, we missed it. 556 00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:41,072 - Look. Keeley, I can't. - Can't what? 557 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:42,323 I don't take the tube. 558 00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:46,702 The great Roy Kent is too good for the best public transport system in the world. 559 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,037 What? Are you too famous? 560 00:29:48,038 --> 00:29:49,705 No, it's claustrophobic. 561 00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:52,875 All these people smashed together in a confined space, 562 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,503 rocketing down an endless tunnel. 563 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:56,964 I can get... 564 00:29:57,798 --> 00:29:58,882 scared. 565 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:04,304 And yes, actually, sometimes it is very tough being in public when you're famous. 566 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:08,183 There it is. Wow, you can be impossible, can't you? 567 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:12,354 I would love to know how your foxy doctor girlfriend deals with you. 568 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:15,439 She doesn't. 569 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,566 Of course not. 570 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:18,569 I bet you're Prince fucking Charming with her. 571 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,153 No. 572 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:22,322 We broke up. 573 00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:25,951 - When? - A while ago. 574 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,579 Why didn't you tell me? 575 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,333 I just did. 576 00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:39,607 Come on. Every day. 577 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,610 - Fuck. - Bloody hell. 578 00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:49,325 Coach Chilton. Good evening. 579 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:52,371 Yes, good evening. May I? 580 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:54,498 Of course. 581 00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,585 Do you want to swap seats? 582 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:00,878 No. 583 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,714 I'm okay. Thank you. 584 00:32:03,549 --> 00:32:05,217 I went to see Gemma this morning. 585 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:07,678 - How is she? - She's good. 586 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:12,975 Well, she says she's good, but... 587 00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:16,478 Yes? 588 00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:25,654 When you get injured as a player, it's... it's hard. 589 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:29,533 It's terrifying, actually. 590 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:36,622 And in the moments immediately after, you're surrounded by concerned faces 591 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:40,961 of your teammates and your coaches and your managers. 592 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:45,007 And then that concern starts to fade. 593 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,260 Until eventually, there's silence, 594 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:54,516 while everyone figures out how to move on without you. 595 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:06,278 I know you have a business to run, and I respect that. 596 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,448 But Gemma... 597 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:15,037 She needs to know that she isn't disappearing in real time. 598 00:33:17,331 --> 00:33:19,917 She needs to know that she still matters. 599 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:24,254 Not just as a player, but as a person. 600 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:30,968 So, please, will you just promise me that the club will show her that, 601 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:33,889 from the bottom to the top? 602 00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:37,684 Will you just promise me that, please? 603 00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:43,273 I promise, Alice. 604 00:33:48,195 --> 00:33:49,196 Thank you. 605 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:53,116 Oh, and... 606 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:57,204 Thank you. The gift basket for Gemma was very, very generous. 607 00:33:58,205 --> 00:34:01,458 I didn't know there were so many types of nut in the world. 608 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:05,295 Unfortunately, Gemma is allergic to most of them though. 609 00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:08,548 I thought you'd probably want to know that. 610 00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:10,259 Thank you for letting me know. 611 00:34:12,594 --> 00:34:13,719 Alice. 612 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:19,643 Thank you for showing me what Gemma means to the team and to you. 613 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:23,188 I really hope she knows that. 614 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,482 Don't you? 615 00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:29,610 Yeah. 616 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:33,446 Good night, Miss Welton. 617 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:34,783 Good night, Coach Chilton. 618 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:43,958 Is that... 619 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,795 - That's him. - I'll go find out. 620 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:50,881 You're Leslie Higgins, director of football for Richmond. 621 00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:52,884 - Yes. - It's such a honor meeting you. 622 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:55,136 Well, thank you. It's always nice to meet supporters. 623 00:34:55,137 --> 00:34:57,388 What were you thinking letting Colin Hughes go to Wrexham? 624 00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:59,557 - I... - Is Roy Kent staying at Richmond? 625 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:02,477 - Well, that's... I-- - What do you think happens when we die? 626 00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:04,478 Look, I'm just trying to find out 627 00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:08,024 if anybody's approached you about selling your shares in Richmond. 628 00:35:08,025 --> 00:35:09,650 Share. 629 00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:10,735 We all share one share. 630 00:35:10,736 --> 00:35:13,029 Yeah, and we made a pact that if any of us tried to sell it, 631 00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:15,281 then the other two can frame him for a crime. 632 00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:17,700 I wanna be framed for having an unlicensed pigeon loft. 633 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,787 Why don't you boys go and play some pinball? 634 00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:23,039 On me. 635 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,458 Sweet. 636 00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:33,382 So, what's all this about people selling their shares? 637 00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:35,051 Judases! 638 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:38,804 I would never sell mine, and I've got quite the haul. 639 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:40,014 Glad to hear it, Mae. 640 00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:41,934 I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it all. 641 00:35:42,518 --> 00:35:47,898 So you thought you could stroll in here and harass my patrons into snitching, 642 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:51,400 breaking the most sacred pub code of them all. 643 00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:52,611 You need to leave... 644 00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:55,948 before you see the wrong side of my stick. 645 00:35:57,491 --> 00:36:00,869 Pay your tab and get the hell out of my pub. 646 00:36:02,162 --> 00:36:03,455 Tab? 647 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,290 For what? 648 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:17,093 Fucking hell, how long were we down there? 649 00:36:17,094 --> 00:36:20,012 I don't know, but every Uber is saying it's, like, 40 minutes away. 650 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:22,975 - Oh, no. We're not gonna make it. - Roy. 651 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,187 Look, scooter. 652 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:29,897 Ask if we can borrow her scooter. 653 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:32,609 - Fuck no, I hate strangers. - Who cares? Go do it, please. 654 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:36,655 What the fuck, man? 655 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:41,576 Give me your scooter and I'll give you a shit ton of cash. 656 00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:42,702 I'm a communist. 657 00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:43,996 Fucking hell. 658 00:36:44,997 --> 00:36:46,080 Do you like curry? 659 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:47,498 Yeah, it's our national dish, innit? 660 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:51,044 Imagine how much chicken tikka masala you could buy with this. 661 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:02,639 Hello? 662 00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:08,269 Mae. 663 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,645 I didn't know you smoked. 664 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:12,648 I don't. It's a watermelon flavored vape. 665 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:16,278 Tastes horrible, like sucking on the Kool-Aid Man's dick. 666 00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:18,279 Okay. 667 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,655 Did you come alone? 668 00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:22,783 Yes, but my wife and I share each other's location, 669 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:25,119 just in case one of us falls down. 670 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,538 Tell me what you know. 671 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,332 People are selling Richmond shares. 672 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:30,667 Some for far more than they're worth. 673 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:33,002 I've looked into the possible buyers, 674 00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:37,507 but it's all different offshore corporations that lead to nowhere. 675 00:37:37,508 --> 00:37:38,717 So, what does that tell you? 676 00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:42,888 Well, I'm starting to think that it leads to one person, but whom? 677 00:37:44,389 --> 00:37:47,808 You seem like a nice man who doesn't make a lot of enemies. 678 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:49,602 - Thank you. - That's not a good thing. 679 00:37:49,603 --> 00:37:52,230 - Yeah. - Enemies keep us vigilant, 680 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:53,731 and everybody has them, 681 00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:55,484 even if they don't know it. 682 00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:57,986 Follow the anger. 683 00:37:59,613 --> 00:38:01,031 Yes. 684 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:03,282 What does that mean? 685 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:07,037 Someone is making a play for your club in secret. 686 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:09,705 If they were doing it for financial reasons, 687 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,667 they'd do it out in the open, but they're not. 688 00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:14,169 This is about something else. 689 00:38:14,795 --> 00:38:15,878 But what? 690 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,923 Just follow the anger. 691 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:27,140 I think I know who it is. 692 00:38:27,724 --> 00:38:29,767 - Thank you, Mae. - Happy to help. 693 00:38:29,768 --> 00:38:30,935 Yeah. 694 00:38:30,936 --> 00:38:32,020 Now, right or left? 695 00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:34,940 - Right or left what? - Your face. 696 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:38,025 I have to hit you with my stick, so no one thinks I ratted. 697 00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:40,028 Couldn't I just sneak out the back somewhere? 698 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,031 I guess. 699 00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:45,951 Okay. It's nice to see you. 700 00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:51,914 That's a pretty vase. 701 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:54,625 Thank you. I made it. 702 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:55,627 Did you actually? 703 00:38:56,712 --> 00:39:03,217 No. But I reckon if I took a couple of glass blowing classes, I could. 704 00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:04,553 I do too, Mum. 705 00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:11,851 - Hello again. - Hi, hello. 706 00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:13,144 Is she... is she through here? 707 00:39:13,145 --> 00:39:15,564 Is that all right? Just pop through? 708 00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:18,065 - Hi. - Hello, listen, 709 00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:20,068 I loved playing football. 710 00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:26,157 It was the only time in my life that I ever felt... free... 711 00:39:26,158 --> 00:39:29,660 because my brain would finally shut up and my body would just take over, 712 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:32,997 and I miss that feeling every single day. 713 00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:34,749 So, when you said that you wanted to quit, 714 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:39,086 I panicked because I would give anything to have what you have. 715 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:44,342 Your talent, your confidence, your fucking knees, even that one. 716 00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:47,094 And look, I hate that you got injured. I do. I really hate it. 717 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:49,013 But what I hate even more is you deciding to quit 718 00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:52,183 before you even know what's wrong, because I think you love playing football. 719 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:54,852 I do. You light up when you're out there. 720 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:57,856 You look... free. 721 00:40:02,528 --> 00:40:05,279 So, listen, if you wanna quit just because you love something more, 722 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,364 then fine, do that. 723 00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:09,283 But don't quit just because you're scared or because someone else is, 724 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:12,538 because I think on the other side of you being scared is you being free. 725 00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:21,338 That is a lovely vase. Did you make it? 726 00:40:22,381 --> 00:40:24,006 No, I just bought it. 727 00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:26,009 Well, you have exquisite taste. 728 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,851 Yeah, I'm gonna go. Thank you. 729 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:41,775 She's a fucking coffee drinker. 730 00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:44,486 Why did I not see that? 731 00:40:52,578 --> 00:40:55,121 I've got a doctor who can see Gemma tomorrow morning. 732 00:40:55,122 --> 00:40:56,247 - What? That's brilliant. - Yeah. 733 00:40:56,248 --> 00:40:58,584 There's a little wrinkle, 'cause he's a veterinarian. 734 00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:00,877 But it's for racehorses, 735 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:03,421 and I think Gemma would see that as a compliment, right? 736 00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:07,633 I say we hold off for now for a people doctor. 737 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:09,260 - I mean, you know. - I know. 738 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:12,013 Rebecca, I think I know who's buying the shares. 739 00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:13,431 Go on. 740 00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:18,020 Who do you think would make a play to steal a team in secret from you? 741 00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:22,774 Rupert. 742 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:28,988 Never underestimate the power of anger as fuel. 743 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:29,990 Yeah. 744 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,711 - Do you actually know where we're going? - Of course I know. I used to work here. 745 00:41:43,712 --> 00:41:45,213 Stop back-scoot driving. 746 00:41:45,214 --> 00:41:46,839 No, you're right. Yeah. I'm sorry. 747 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,966 It's okay. 748 00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:51,970 Here we go. 749 00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:55,474 Shit. Roy, I'm so sorry. 750 00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:59,101 That's okay. 751 00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:01,270 - No, it's not. - Hey, look who it is. 752 00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:04,232 - Roy. - I can't believe you still work here. 753 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,151 Well, we're not quitters like you, are we, mate? 754 00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:09,070 Yeah, I thought you'd be fired by now for all the booze you've stolen. 755 00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:10,655 Come on, mate. Steady. 756 00:42:10,656 --> 00:42:12,281 Keeley, this is Jimmy and Matt. 757 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:13,408 They're both reprobates. 758 00:42:14,409 --> 00:42:16,702 - You missed a great night tonight. - Did I? 759 00:42:16,703 --> 00:42:18,746 - Lampard roasted the hell out of you. - Did he now? 760 00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:20,581 He said you were the meanest captain he'd ever had. 761 00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:22,041 Yeah, he said he still has nightmares 762 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:23,335 about you screaming at him in front of his family. 763 00:42:24,253 --> 00:42:25,254 That's sweet. 764 00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:28,422 I guess it's a good thing you don't have to do your speech. 765 00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:29,507 Yeah. 766 00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:32,176 I would love to hear your speech. 767 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,845 - Would you love to hear his speech, Matt? - Oh, yeah. 768 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:35,096 I mean, I'd love to hear it too. 769 00:42:35,097 --> 00:42:36,223 Fuck off. 770 00:42:36,849 --> 00:42:38,099 No, look, all I was gonna say was-- 771 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,601 Well, if you're gonna make a speech, you get up on that stage. 772 00:42:40,602 --> 00:42:42,103 Come on, mate. Do it properly. 773 00:42:42,104 --> 00:42:43,689 Yeah, go on. Get up there, sugar tits. 774 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:47,192 Fuck sakes. 775 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:49,695 Nice one. 776 00:43:11,008 --> 00:43:12,843 Feels mental to be called a legend. 777 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:19,099 'Cause in my whole career, I played, like, a billion minutes. 778 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:21,852 I only scored a few dozen goals. 779 00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:29,318 But I fucking loved it. 780 00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:38,285 Where's the bathroom? 781 00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:45,375 Wherever you go. 782 00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:55,886 Keeley. 783 00:43:57,846 --> 00:44:00,598 Today was a fucking disaster. 784 00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:03,893 Everything that could have gone wrong, did go wrong. 785 00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:06,897 And it was the most fun I've had in years. 786 00:44:08,398 --> 00:44:10,150 'Cause I got to spend it with you. 787 00:44:14,446 --> 00:44:17,699 And on the very rare occasion I manage to make you smile, 788 00:44:19,535 --> 00:44:21,787 that's when I feel like a fucking legend. 789 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:26,875 So, I really hope you'll give me a second chance. 790 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:30,629 'Cause if it all goes to shit, 791 00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:34,424 there's no one else I'd rather be wrong with than you. 792 00:44:39,805 --> 00:44:40,806 Roy, 793 00:44:41,557 --> 00:44:44,726 I was afraid that if we got back together, you would leave again. 794 00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:48,605 And seeing you with someone else, 795 00:44:49,731 --> 00:44:51,567 I got the fear that you'd never come back. 796 00:44:54,236 --> 00:44:58,365 But there's no one else that I'd rather be scared with than you. 797 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:06,456 You told me not to put you on a pedestal. 798 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:11,795 But that's where you belong. 799 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,424 And I'm never ever gonna pull you down. 800 00:45:17,634 --> 00:45:21,263 What I had to do was raise myself up. 801 00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:26,643 And realize 802 00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:29,104 I am worthy of you. 803 00:45:30,814 --> 00:45:33,482 'Cause I'm Roy fucking Kent. 804 00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:35,777 And I'm Keeley fucking Jones. 805 00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:50,082 Are you done? We need to lock up. 806 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,334 Yeah, no, of course. 807 00:45:51,335 --> 00:45:53,085 Cheers, guys, yeah. 808 00:45:53,086 --> 00:45:54,170 Good to see ya. 809 00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:56,214 - Cheers, mate. - Take it easy. 810 00:45:56,215 --> 00:45:57,132 Good luck. 811 00:46:00,219 --> 00:46:01,887 Come on. 812 00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:04,848 Great. Look at the mess. 813 00:46:05,933 --> 00:46:06,934 Hey? 814 00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:18,403 Come in. 815 00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:20,280 Hello. 816 00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:22,698 Here to yell at me again? 817 00:46:22,699 --> 00:46:24,784 No, I just wanted to... 818 00:46:24,785 --> 00:46:26,536 Well, I didn't fucking yell at you. 819 00:46:26,537 --> 00:46:33,042 I spoke at you with a bit of spirited conviction, yeah, maybe, but... 820 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:34,126 You're on your own? 821 00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:35,462 Yeah, my mum dropped me off. 822 00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:40,092 She went to Harrods to buy a very special pillow she found online. 823 00:46:40,676 --> 00:46:44,387 It's got an ergonomic curve for my recovery. 824 00:46:44,388 --> 00:46:46,055 Yeah, I've got one of those. 825 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:47,515 You have an ergonomic pillow? 826 00:46:47,516 --> 00:46:52,145 No, a mother who is more comfortable with solutions, rather than support. 827 00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:57,608 Last night, after you yelled at me-- 828 00:46:57,609 --> 00:46:59,236 - Didn't yell at you. - You did. 829 00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:01,446 I emailed my adviser. 830 00:47:02,197 --> 00:47:03,448 Told him I needed more time. 831 00:47:04,408 --> 00:47:09,454 I'm gonna put a hold on law school and focus on rehab, getting back on the pitch. 832 00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:16,420 - And what if-- - It doesn't matter what the MRI says. 833 00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:18,839 I'm not quitting football again. 834 00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:20,465 I fucking love it. 835 00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:25,595 Don't gloat. 836 00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:27,388 What? I'm no... I'm not. I'm not gloating. 837 00:47:27,389 --> 00:47:29,433 I'm not. I'm just happy 838 00:47:29,933 --> 00:47:31,643 for you and the team. 839 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:35,563 And that my yelling worked. 840 00:47:35,564 --> 00:47:37,064 So you admit it? You did yell. 841 00:47:37,065 --> 00:47:39,066 No, no, no. 842 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:41,986 - I object. - You object? 843 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:44,238 Your Majesty. What do you call a lawyer? I don't know. 844 00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,491 Hello. You must be the great Gemma Jay. 845 00:47:47,492 --> 00:47:48,993 - Hi. - And... 846 00:47:48,994 --> 00:47:51,662 I'm Alice Chilton. I'm just her coach. 847 00:47:51,663 --> 00:47:54,207 And the great Alice Chilton. 848 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:56,501 Thank you again for seeing me so quickly. 849 00:47:56,502 --> 00:47:58,711 Of course. When Keeley called, I was happy to help. 850 00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,088 And I heard what happened with Dr. Strudwick. 851 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:02,757 Not a surprise. 852 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:05,092 I've known Derek for a very long time. 853 00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:06,719 He's a very good doctor. 854 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,803 Just ask him. 855 00:48:07,804 --> 00:48:11,058 Right, let's get you back on that pitch, yeah? 856 00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:13,310 - Yeah. - Good. 857 00:48:14,811 --> 00:48:18,607 But first, I think there are a few people who want to say hello to you. 858 00:48:21,944 --> 00:48:23,028 All right. 859 00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:29,910 - Gemma! - Hey! 860 00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:32,954 What the fuck, guys? 861 00:48:32,955 --> 00:48:34,956 - Hey! - What are you doing here? 862 00:48:34,957 --> 00:48:36,750 We're just getting flu jabs. What are you doing here? 863 00:48:38,627 --> 00:48:39,919 Wait. What? We're getting flu jabs? 864 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,004 She's being sarcastic, you knob goblin. 865 00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:44,966 Hey, Gem. Training, absolutely shite without you there. 866 00:48:44,967 --> 00:48:46,050 - It's true. - Yeah. 867 00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:48,970 Yeah, we all have to work so much harder. Please come back. 868 00:48:48,971 --> 00:48:51,139 I mean, I actually scored a goal yesterday. 869 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:53,140 Hey! 870 00:48:53,141 --> 00:48:54,768 You gotta come back soon. She can't stop bragging about it. 871 00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:00,147 Hello, everyone. 872 00:49:00,148 --> 00:49:01,399 - Hey. - Hi. 873 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,693 Are you all right? 874 00:49:04,945 --> 00:49:07,613 Gemma, I'm so glad I caught you. 875 00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:09,240 These are for you. 876 00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:10,909 And no nuts this time. 877 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:14,620 Chocolate truffles. I love chocolate truffles. 878 00:49:14,621 --> 00:49:15,955 Oh, I know. 879 00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:19,083 I spent all of last night scouring your socials for clues. 880 00:49:19,084 --> 00:49:21,920 It was either truffles or ZYN pouches. 881 00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:25,256 How far back did she go? 882 00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:27,133 Thank you, Miss Welton. 883 00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:28,551 You're very welcome. 884 00:49:28,552 --> 00:49:30,303 - All the best. - Thank you. 885 00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,806 - Right. You ready? - Yeah. 886 00:49:34,183 --> 00:49:37,269 You lot better spend the entire time I'm in there worried sick. 887 00:49:39,271 --> 00:49:41,314 - Don't even check your phones. - Good luck! 888 00:49:41,315 --> 00:49:43,901 - We love you! - Bye! 889 00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:46,987 I'll actually stand right like this. 890 00:49:49,865 --> 00:49:51,532 Did you check all our socials? 891 00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:52,951 Not yet. 892 00:49:54,453 --> 00:49:55,704 Should I? 893 00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,206 - I don't think it's necessary. - Not actually. 894 00:49:58,207 --> 00:50:00,292 Let's get into it, shall we?