1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,940 (movie reel intro screen) 2 00:00:08,536 --> 00:00:11,453 (R&B music begins) 3 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:23,490 - Everything will be just fine. 4 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,657 - Thanks babe. 5 00:02:25,788 --> 00:02:27,737 - You welcome. 6 00:02:27,737 --> 00:02:28,603 But we do need to get ready 7 00:02:28,603 --> 00:02:30,993 for your mother's 50th birthday party. 8 00:02:30,993 --> 00:02:32,196 Our plane leaves soon. 9 00:02:34,233 --> 00:02:35,066 - About that... 10 00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:37,706 you sure you ready to meet my family? 11 00:02:37,706 --> 00:02:42,706 - Yeah, I mean, how bad could it be? 12 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,288 - All right (hesitantly). 13 00:02:45,288 --> 00:02:48,121 (R&B music plays) 14 00:03:04,863 --> 00:03:07,906 - Baby! Yo man is hungry! 15 00:03:07,906 --> 00:03:09,953 I'ma go over there to Joe's Rib Shack 16 00:03:09,953 --> 00:03:12,054 and spend yo birthday with them. 17 00:03:12,054 --> 00:03:14,102 - Just go on down to the Rib Shack. 18 00:03:14,102 --> 00:03:16,603 And you goin' miss out on greens, yams, 19 00:03:16,603 --> 00:03:18,983 and my famous macaroni and cheese 20 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:22,193 and trust me, it will be worth the wait. 21 00:03:22,193 --> 00:03:25,733 - I'm sure it will be, but let me ask you... 22 00:03:25,733 --> 00:03:28,485 is that cornmeal on yo fingers? 23 00:03:28,485 --> 00:03:29,728 (both laughing) 24 00:03:29,728 --> 00:03:31,435 No, just let me get the cornmeal off your fingers. 25 00:03:31,435 --> 00:03:34,059 - Cut it out, you play too much, stop, oohhh ooohh. 26 00:03:34,059 --> 00:03:35,207 - Let me lick the cornmeal off ya fingers. 27 00:03:35,207 --> 00:03:39,552 - [Flo] You play too much (indistinct)! 28 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:42,219 (phone ringing) 29 00:03:43,283 --> 00:03:44,963 Hello. 30 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,735 Oh, hi baby! How you doing? 31 00:03:47,653 --> 00:03:49,352 Oh, you're almost here? 32 00:03:49,352 --> 00:03:52,829 Good! Okay, so what time does your plane land? 33 00:03:52,829 --> 00:03:53,662 - Who dat!? 34 00:03:53,662 --> 00:03:55,093 - Shhhhh! 35 00:03:55,093 --> 00:03:56,923 Of course the invitation still stands, 36 00:03:56,923 --> 00:03:59,643 honey we'd be happy to have you over for dinner Lisa. 37 00:03:59,643 --> 00:04:01,873 - Invitation? There's no invitation. 38 00:04:01,873 --> 00:04:02,706 - Yes. 39 00:04:02,706 --> 00:04:04,083 Six o'clock... 40 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:07,336 I'll see you then. All right. Merry Christmas, baby. 41 00:04:09,036 --> 00:04:09,869 - Um. Um hmm... 42 00:04:11,653 --> 00:04:12,663 - What? 43 00:04:12,663 --> 00:04:14,233 - Flo, you know better. 44 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:16,492 Stop playin' matchmaker. 45 00:04:16,492 --> 00:04:17,483 - I'm not! 46 00:04:17,483 --> 00:04:18,473 - Um hm. 47 00:04:18,473 --> 00:04:20,673 - Well, maybe just a little. 48 00:04:20,673 --> 00:04:23,506 (R&B music plays) 49 00:04:45,122 --> 00:04:46,289 - Mom Johnson. 50 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:55,761 Jonas Johnson. 51 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:01,983 - That boy can make his own decisions about love. 52 00:05:01,983 --> 00:05:05,123 You know, I did and look what it got me. 53 00:05:05,123 --> 00:05:08,820 Fine fox like you and I didn't need no help (chuckles). 54 00:05:10,173 --> 00:05:12,875 Yeah, smooth as silk, I was, 'member? 55 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:13,708 - Um hm. 56 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,126 - Pretty Ricky's what they call me. 57 00:05:15,126 --> 00:05:18,538 (both laughing) 58 00:05:18,538 --> 00:05:19,943 - Thank you, sweetie, 59 00:05:19,943 --> 00:05:21,350 but Jonas is my baby 60 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:24,623 and I know what's best for him even when he doesn't. 61 00:05:24,623 --> 00:05:29,566 Besides it's my birthday and I can do what I wanna do! 62 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:30,593 (both chuckling) 63 00:05:30,593 --> 00:05:31,806 - You sure can, baby. 64 00:05:31,806 --> 00:05:34,473 (both laughing) 65 00:05:37,443 --> 00:05:38,276 - Hey. - Hey. 66 00:05:42,993 --> 00:05:43,966 - Hello. 67 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:45,743 - [Hair Client] (indistinct) I can't believe you 68 00:05:45,743 --> 00:05:47,816 finally goin' bring yo (indistinct), hold on. 69 00:05:51,563 --> 00:05:52,923 So, you just goin' open the garage, 70 00:05:52,923 --> 00:05:55,041 so Pookie and 'nem can see me gettin' a weave? 71 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:56,620 - Girl, it's hot in here. - I can't with the garage! 72 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:57,705 - It's hot in here! 73 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,343 If you don't like it, you can go to another salon. 74 00:05:59,343 --> 00:06:01,373 - Now, you know I ain't goin find nobody else to do my hair 75 00:06:01,373 --> 00:06:02,993 for $15 a track. 76 00:06:02,993 --> 00:06:04,693 - Right, you get what you pay for. 77 00:06:06,483 --> 00:06:09,573 - Hey girl, I'm back, more hood chronicles. 78 00:06:09,573 --> 00:06:11,053 So, I was shocked to see that you're going 79 00:06:11,053 --> 00:06:12,303 to the little party! 80 00:06:12,303 --> 00:06:14,918 - I was shocked when I received an invite. 81 00:06:14,918 --> 00:06:16,863 - (chuckles) Why? You know the Johnson's 82 00:06:16,863 --> 00:06:18,663 have always treated you like family. 83 00:06:19,592 --> 00:06:20,743 - I mean, we're pretty close 84 00:06:20,743 --> 00:06:22,936 and Mrs. Johnson only turns 50 once. 85 00:06:23,843 --> 00:06:26,203 - Yeah, you know Jonas is goin' be there. 86 00:06:26,203 --> 00:06:28,653 - Have you forgotten? It's football season, 87 00:06:28,653 --> 00:06:30,373 so he won't be there. 88 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:32,163 - Apparently, you don't watch the news. 89 00:06:32,163 --> 00:06:34,713 Jonas was injured and he hasn't played in months. 90 00:06:34,713 --> 00:06:36,963 Rumor is he will never play again, 91 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:40,273 girl you know them football players get cut left and right. 92 00:06:40,273 --> 00:06:43,816 - Wow, I have to admit I'm not much of a sports fan, 93 00:06:44,712 --> 00:06:46,643 but I'm sure he'll be here with his teammates 94 00:06:46,643 --> 00:06:48,263 and besides his mom knows better 95 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:50,973 than to put us in the same room together. 96 00:06:50,973 --> 00:06:52,543 - Why the hell would she have a birthday party 97 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:54,216 and not invite her son? 98 00:06:54,216 --> 00:06:57,032 - I don't know! Less drama maybe. 99 00:06:57,032 --> 00:06:58,123 - (laughing) Yeah. - You know it's been a long 100 00:06:58,123 --> 00:07:00,376 time since the family's come together. 101 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:03,983 - That girl's not family, Flo. 102 00:07:03,983 --> 00:07:06,393 She's an X-Factor, that's what she is. 103 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,613 - She's a long time family friend and that's close enough. 104 00:07:09,613 --> 00:07:13,123 - You heard me, let the chocolate love connection 105 00:07:13,123 --> 00:07:14,146 take care of that. 106 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,976 - Look, I just think they let some things get in the way. 107 00:07:19,963 --> 00:07:22,213 They still didn't help gettin' back together. 108 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:25,973 - I hear he's quite the celebrity athlete, 109 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:29,493 my mom said he, shuts the whole city down when he visits. 110 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:31,403 - [Hair Client] Yeah and every time I see him 111 00:07:31,403 --> 00:07:33,153 he has a different girl on his arm. 112 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,316 - Um, he has changed. 113 00:07:37,316 --> 00:07:39,653 - That he has, but he's just going through 114 00:07:39,653 --> 00:07:40,486 all those counterfeits, 115 00:07:40,486 --> 00:07:42,583 so that he can find his way back to you. 116 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,053 - It'll be just fine. 117 00:07:44,053 --> 00:07:45,184 You know how I know? 118 00:07:45,184 --> 00:07:46,083 - How do you know? 119 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,139 - Because whatever God's will is 120 00:07:48,139 --> 00:07:49,120 - Um. - be! 121 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,503 - Um! - And if it's not meant 122 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:52,733 to be, no worries. 123 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:56,222 - Hmm, now, did you say God's will? 124 00:07:56,222 --> 00:07:57,063 - Um hm. 125 00:07:57,063 --> 00:07:58,643 - Well, if that be the case, 126 00:07:58,643 --> 00:08:00,793 why are you dippin' Flo? 127 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:02,793 God don't need yo help! 128 00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:03,966 You wrong, Flo. 129 00:08:03,966 --> 00:08:07,043 - Oh baby, I just like seein' people happy 130 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,894 like you and I, that's all. 131 00:08:08,894 --> 00:08:11,049 (both show each other affection) 132 00:08:11,049 --> 00:08:15,253 - Um hmm, well, if they have a chance 133 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:17,620 for a fraction of what you and I have, 134 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:20,020 then I guess it's nothing wrong with that. 135 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,833 (both laughing) 136 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:25,896 You think maybe later we can do that thing 137 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,543 that we said we'd do once a year? 138 00:08:27,543 --> 00:08:29,166 You know, 'round... 139 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:30,266 - On your birthday! 140 00:08:31,653 --> 00:08:34,066 Today is my birthday, Johnny. 141 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:35,966 - Oh yeah. 142 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:42,842 (R&B music plays) 143 00:08:45,615 --> 00:08:47,343 - It's me again, James Brown, work for the people 144 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:50,543 and I feel good! 145 00:08:50,543 --> 00:08:51,376 - Come on in. 146 00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:55,473 - Thank you Mr. Johnson, how are you today, sir? 147 00:08:55,473 --> 00:08:57,983 - I was doing good, I was. 148 00:08:57,983 --> 00:08:58,816 Come on in. 149 00:09:01,143 --> 00:09:02,633 - I doubt that, I mean, 150 00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:04,933 he finally has what he's always wanted 151 00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:06,953 and that's fame and fortune. 152 00:09:06,953 --> 00:09:09,543 Something, I never really too much cared for. 153 00:09:09,543 --> 00:09:12,673 Well, except for the fortune part (laughs)! 154 00:09:12,673 --> 00:09:13,593 - Girl, you better do like everybody else 155 00:09:13,593 --> 00:09:16,243 and open you up a little boutique. 156 00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:17,950 Have him pay for it, he good for it. 157 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:20,223 You better get him before he spend the rest of that money 158 00:09:20,223 --> 00:09:21,183 on them white girls. 159 00:09:21,183 --> 00:09:23,476 Stop! Being rough, girl let me call you back, 160 00:09:23,476 --> 00:09:25,483 I'll see you in a minute. 161 00:09:25,483 --> 00:09:27,030 Why you gotta be so rough!? 162 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:32,870 - (chuckles) Crazy, old Danny (chuckles). 163 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,683 - And y'all ain't got nothin' else to do? 164 00:09:37,683 --> 00:09:39,643 You ain't got nobody to kill? 165 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:40,763 Nobody to rough up? 166 00:09:40,763 --> 00:09:42,343 You just goin' stare at me? 167 00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:43,743 Oh, y'all just still goin' look? 168 00:09:43,743 --> 00:09:46,293 Y'all aint never seen nobody get weave? 169 00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:47,923 I know I've been sayin' this my hair for years, 170 00:09:47,923 --> 00:09:49,286 but it is, but it ain't. 171 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:51,923 - It's a lot to look at, 172 00:09:51,923 --> 00:09:53,724 like all head. - What you talkin' about? 173 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:56,093 - And tell your little girlfriend that this is my real hair, 174 00:09:56,093 --> 00:09:58,053 'cause I know she be asking. 175 00:09:58,053 --> 00:09:59,206 Stop, bein' so rough! 176 00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:02,603 That's why you get fired from every salon. 177 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,923 I'm the last customer you got! 178 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:06,263 - You can get out my garage if you don't like it. 179 00:10:06,263 --> 00:10:08,163 - And then how you goin pay your rent? 180 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:11,343 - I like the hood. 181 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,006 You know those white people don't need me in the suburbs. 182 00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:21,876 - Sir, I understand it can be hard to let go and move on, 183 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:25,106 but it'll be better, don't you think? 184 00:10:26,913 --> 00:10:29,213 - Listen, James, - James (indistinct). 185 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,932 - that's the problem with some people, 186 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,733 they get a little money and they forget 187 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,733 about the community that they came from. 188 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:39,416 I'm not selling! 189 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:49,537 (R&B music begins) 190 00:11:15,303 --> 00:11:16,264 - Whoo! 191 00:11:16,264 --> 00:11:17,255 - Oh man! 192 00:11:17,255 --> 00:11:19,096 Um! Tastes like victory. 193 00:11:21,703 --> 00:11:23,653 So, you thought more about what I said? 194 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,009 About being down with the set? 195 00:11:26,883 --> 00:11:29,673 - I don't know man, it just seems kind of... 196 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:31,333 - Yo! Forget about tryin' to get that 197 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,553 basketball scholarship! 198 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:34,386 What! Why are you wasting your time 199 00:11:34,386 --> 00:11:35,926 on an empty dream anyways? 200 00:11:37,391 --> 00:11:39,043 You never goin' be like your brother. 201 00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,333 So stop livin' in the shadows. 202 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,223 - Why are you bringing up Jonas? 203 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,133 For real, you know I hate that man. 204 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:47,933 I get it, I'm not like him, I don't need you reminding me. 205 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:48,806 Just drop it man. 206 00:11:49,765 --> 00:11:51,182 - All right, man. 207 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:57,668 - Ugh man... 208 00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:01,503 It's Jonas, man. 209 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,476 Hold on. - Aight man. 210 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:09,583 - Yo, what's up? 211 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:13,203 - Big dog! Hey little bro. Just called to check on you, 212 00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:14,036 how you doin'? 213 00:12:14,036 --> 00:12:16,233 - I'm busy man, what do you want? 214 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:17,483 - Oh you busy (chuckles)? 215 00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:22,263 Just lettin' you know comin' in town. 216 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,613 - I mean, cause we never see you, 217 00:12:23,613 --> 00:12:26,444 but your name is the most talked about in the house. 218 00:12:26,444 --> 00:12:28,133 - Aye, well I miss y'all too man. 219 00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,943 Now in fact look, keep it under wraps 220 00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:31,303 I'm comin' in town soon. 221 00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:34,166 Wanna spend some quality time wit' you and the family. 222 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,363 Aight? 223 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,566 - Yeah, aight superstar, bye! 224 00:12:40,773 --> 00:12:41,606 - Hello? 225 00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:52,303 - Thank you, man. 226 00:12:53,317 --> 00:12:55,400 That's my little brother. 227 00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:00,838 - I'm down. 228 00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:02,288 - That's what I like to hear. 229 00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:11,227 - ♪ Go tell it on the mountain, ♪ 230 00:13:11,227 --> 00:13:15,620 ♪ over the hills and everywhere! ♪ 231 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:19,087 ♪ Go tell it on the mountain, ♪ 232 00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:21,563 ♪ that Jesus Christ... ♪ 233 00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:23,313 oh baby, that goes right over here. 234 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,387 (humming) 235 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:36,466 (dramatic music begins) 236 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,953 - Felt the house kinda rockin' when you came in. 237 00:13:45,953 --> 00:13:46,803 - Hmm! 238 00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:48,673 - Happy birthday mama. 239 00:13:48,673 --> 00:13:49,816 - Thank you baby! 240 00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:53,026 - So, how do you feel? 241 00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:59,253 - Baby, I'm good. I am so happy Jonas made it home 242 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:00,723 for my birthday! 243 00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:03,573 Can't believe it. Made all his favorite stuff. 244 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,223 Oohh! It's gonna be a party. 245 00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,729 Oh just, God is just so good! 246 00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:10,799 I couldn't ask for more! 247 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:11,662 Ooohhh and if it got any better 248 00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:13,203 I'd be jealous of myself. - Mom, I'ma go shower, 249 00:14:13,203 --> 00:14:14,036 all right? 250 00:14:14,036 --> 00:14:14,873 - Okay baby. - I'll talk to you later, 251 00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:16,676 all right? - Um hm, okay. 252 00:14:16,676 --> 00:14:18,843 (humming) 253 00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:24,563 - Like your taxes and that ring around your car, 254 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,683 I'ma always be around. 255 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:30,273 - Listen, I'm big daddy 'round here. 256 00:14:30,273 --> 00:14:34,696 I pay all the bills up and around here. 257 00:14:36,663 --> 00:14:39,153 You're here, 'cause I let you be. 258 00:14:39,153 --> 00:14:41,807 - Oh! So you're big man in charge. 259 00:14:41,807 --> 00:14:42,883 - You lookin' at him. 260 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:46,100 - Oh, well if you're the big man in charge, 261 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,553 why don't you stop poppin them little blue pills 262 00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,473 to get yourself goin'? 263 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,963 - Flo! You told her about that!? 264 00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:56,573 - She told me. We are girls! We don't keep secrets. 265 00:14:56,573 --> 00:14:58,513 She told me something else too. 266 00:14:58,513 --> 00:15:00,452 She said without them little blue pills, 267 00:15:00,452 --> 00:15:02,767 you ain't nothin' but the two minute man. 268 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:03,750 Two minutes. 269 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,657 - What! You told her about that? 270 00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:06,490 - [Barbara] (laughing) 271 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:11,490 - Well sometimes, sometimes all Johnny need is two minutes. 272 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,252 - [Johnny] That's right! That's right! 273 00:15:13,252 --> 00:15:15,943 - I see, (indistinct) two minutes man, the two minutes man, 274 00:15:15,943 --> 00:15:17,780 two minutes, two and two. 275 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:20,753 - Is anything sacred in this house? 276 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,716 - Barb! Hush it up, now! 277 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,110 - In two minutes (laughing)! 278 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:32,833 Two and two, two and two, you got that old medicated love. 279 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:37,633 Two and two, two, two, two, two, two, two (laughing). 280 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:40,434 Two and two, two and two, two, two, 281 00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:42,517 two, two and two and two! 282 00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:48,137 - That heffer has got to get out of this house. 283 00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:51,387 (Hip hop music begins) 284 00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:19,929 - They need to trade that boy. 285 00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:22,073 He ain't good for nothing! 286 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,246 Hey, wait a minute. 287 00:16:31,246 --> 00:16:32,386 Baby, this that fool keep talkin' to me 288 00:16:32,386 --> 00:16:34,663 about selling my house. 289 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,793 Jonas keep sendin him over here. 290 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,462 Talkin about, "We need to move out of the hood." 291 00:16:40,462 --> 00:16:45,462 This house is bought and paid for (chuckles). 292 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:46,396 - Sis, you remember that song 293 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,560 that we used to sing when we was kids? 294 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,440 - You mean the one that (laughing) 295 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,140 we got in so much (indistinct) in? 296 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:55,406 I think I do, let me see if this one (indistinct). 297 00:16:55,406 --> 00:17:00,406 ♪ Well, don't you know that everything that is good ♪ 298 00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:03,488 ♪ ain't always good. ♪ 299 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,589 - ♪ Ain't always good. ♪ 300 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,325 - ♪ Well, well, well ♪ 301 00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:12,232 - ♪ Everything that looks good, ain't always good. ♪ 302 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,058 - ♪ Ain't always good. ♪ 303 00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:14,891 - ♪ Oh ♪ 304 00:17:14,891 --> 00:17:15,815 - ♪ (high note)! ♪ 305 00:17:15,815 --> 00:17:19,540 ♪ Her hair could be hangin' down her back ♪ 306 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:23,572 - ♪ And her bosom may be (indistinct). ♪ 307 00:17:23,572 --> 00:17:27,426 - ♪ Well, everything that looks good ♪ 308 00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:32,176 ain't always good. - ♪ Ain't always good. ♪ 309 00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:36,319 (both laughing) 310 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:39,483 Girl, I got in so much trouble followin' after you. 311 00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:40,615 - Yes, I could remember 312 00:17:40,615 --> 00:17:42,502 when mama used to whoop my tail (laughing)! 313 00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:45,013 - Girl, I stayed in some mess (indistinct). 314 00:17:45,013 --> 00:17:46,702 - I tried to be like you. 315 00:17:46,702 --> 00:17:49,619 (sisters chatting) 316 00:17:52,731 --> 00:17:55,398 (phone dialing) 317 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,923 - Hello Charlie? Merry Christmas! 318 00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:05,363 This is Johnny. Yeah, yeah jolly, yeah, yeah, 319 00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:06,883 she's fine, she's fine. 320 00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:09,453 Listen, I know you're still heartbroken 321 00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:13,998 over the recent loss of your dearly beloved wife, 322 00:18:13,998 --> 00:18:15,993 but Charlie I think it might be time for you 323 00:18:15,993 --> 00:18:17,433 to get back on that horse... 324 00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:22,133 or should I say that cow? 325 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:24,583 Now look here, I got somebody I want you to meet. 326 00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:29,193 Well, she's a little hard on the eyes, Charlie. 327 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,026 Booty!? 328 00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:41,463 She got two booties, Charlie. 329 00:18:41,463 --> 00:18:45,198 She got a booty in the back, booty in the front. 330 00:18:45,198 --> 00:18:46,862 (chuckles) Just like you like 'em. 331 00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:48,782 Yes, sir (chuckles)! 332 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,843 Look here, why don't you come over to my house tonight? 333 00:18:50,843 --> 00:18:52,463 Around 6:00 p.m. 334 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:53,953 Yeah. 335 00:18:53,953 --> 00:18:56,106 Yeah! I still live in a hood, yeah. 336 00:18:56,983 --> 00:18:58,903 All right, I'll see you then. 337 00:19:05,155 --> 00:19:10,155 Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes Lord, yes Lord! Jesus! 338 00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:14,937 Stayin here over my dead body (chuckles). 339 00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:17,166 - Oh, so that's something, that's funny, 340 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:21,263 because that's the same thing that my second dead husband 341 00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,386 used to say and now he's dead! 342 00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:27,053 - You here this? That's practically an admission! 343 00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:28,333 Listen you two. - Come on now, you know 344 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,166 (indistinct). 345 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,373 - (laughing) 346 00:19:31,373 --> 00:19:35,013 - We are family, ain't nobody goin' nowhere. 347 00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:37,460 Families stick together no matter what 348 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:41,393 and can we please just have one day outta the year, 349 00:19:41,393 --> 00:19:43,085 where you two don't fight!? 350 00:19:43,085 --> 00:19:44,676 - No! - Demon breath. 351 00:19:44,676 --> 00:19:47,393 - I ain't no kin to that! - I can't stand him, uh uh. 352 00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,893 - You tell me she's some kin, she's got to get outta here! 353 00:19:49,893 --> 00:19:51,224 I'm tellin' you now, she's got to get. 354 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,229 You goin' get out of here! I'm not playin' wit you, 355 00:19:53,229 --> 00:19:54,296 I'm not kiddin'! 356 00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:56,344 I'm not shuckin' and jivin'! 357 00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:57,451 - Listen, this is my sister's house 358 00:19:57,451 --> 00:20:01,083 and I'm tellin' you now, I ain't goin' nowhere. 359 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:04,181 (someone knocks at the door) 360 00:20:04,181 --> 00:20:05,557 - I'm not goin' nowhere. - I tell you what, I tell you 361 00:20:05,557 --> 00:20:06,390 what. 362 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,223 - What? What? What? - I tell you what, you gone 363 00:20:07,223 --> 00:20:09,336 - What? What? What? - You gone... 364 00:20:09,336 --> 00:20:11,389 - Heyyyy! - Heyyyy, baby! 365 00:20:11,389 --> 00:20:12,653 We didn't hear you come in. 366 00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:13,763 - Happy Birthday 367 00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:14,596 and Merry Christmas - Thank you! 368 00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,347 - To you young lady. 369 00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:17,193 - You gone... - Youuuu gone. 370 00:20:17,193 --> 00:20:19,133 - listen to what I'm tell you - You, you, yoouuu gone... 371 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,670 - Now, you know these two drivin' me crazy! 372 00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:22,503 - (chuckles) I know, all the time. 373 00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:24,033 - Hey son! - Hey pops! 374 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,693 - Barbara, you heard me. I want you out! Out! 375 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,251 I want you out! 376 00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:31,168 (pop music begins) 377 00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:40,443 - Hmmm, hold on, hold on, 378 00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:42,896 I smell that cream cheese pound cake ma. 379 00:20:43,803 --> 00:20:45,773 - Honey, you know I made it just for you. 380 00:20:45,773 --> 00:20:47,543 - Well, thank you ma. 381 00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:48,853 Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? 382 00:20:48,853 --> 00:20:50,918 This is my lady Jasmine. 383 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:54,251 (suspense music begins) 384 00:20:56,176 --> 00:20:57,583 - Hi Jasmine. 385 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,416 - Howdy do? 386 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,616 - Hello everyone! Thank you for inviting me into your home. 387 00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:06,076 - Invited? 388 00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:08,353 You're welcome. 389 00:21:08,353 --> 00:21:10,783 (some members chuckles) 390 00:21:10,783 --> 00:21:11,616 - Hey pops, you over there standin' there, 391 00:21:11,616 --> 00:21:13,850 come on give me a hug old man (chuckles). 392 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,063 - All right, all right, come on now, 393 00:21:17,063 --> 00:21:19,323 you know what I said about them long hugs. 394 00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:20,156 - I know. - What did I tell ya? 395 00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:20,989 What I say? 396 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:21,822 - You said three second rule, pop. 397 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,489 - That's right, you're in and you're out! 398 00:21:23,489 --> 00:21:24,960 - Okay, all right. 399 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,810 Ah, don't you turn your lip up at me. 400 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,993 There's my favorite auntie. Pretty as you wanna be, 401 00:21:29,993 --> 00:21:30,903 every time I see you, look at you. 402 00:21:30,903 --> 00:21:34,543 - Which is never! Ah, come on, I gotta get the love I can 403 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,223 when I see ya, huh? - (chuckling). 404 00:21:36,223 --> 00:21:38,823 - Looka here and what is this? The new flavor? 405 00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:40,692 - Aunt B, please, not right now. 406 00:21:40,692 --> 00:21:42,973 - No, no, no, no, no, she's right this time. 407 00:21:42,973 --> 00:21:44,773 You know, every time we see you, 408 00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:47,943 you on the cover of some magazine wit a different girl? 409 00:21:47,943 --> 00:21:50,593 - Well pop, those are friends, now Jasmine here, 410 00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,425 this is my fiance pops. 411 00:21:52,425 --> 00:21:53,258 - Fiance? 412 00:21:53,258 --> 00:21:54,121 - Yeah ma. 413 00:21:54,121 --> 00:21:56,621 - That boy done lost his mind. 414 00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:00,823 - Well, Jonas has told me so much about all of you. 415 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:09,866 - Well, we haven't seent or heard about you before today! 416 00:22:11,572 --> 00:22:12,405 - Pop. 417 00:22:15,373 --> 00:22:17,143 - Well, it's so quiet up in here, 418 00:22:17,143 --> 00:22:19,293 you could hear a rat lickin' on ice. 419 00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:21,443 - (chuckling) Peein' on cotton too. 420 00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:25,403 - Hmm, listen, make yourself at home. 421 00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:27,963 It's a good thing, it's not your aunt's Meatloaf Day, 422 00:22:27,963 --> 00:22:30,443 'cause it tastes like dog food. 423 00:22:30,443 --> 00:22:31,843 There, I said it (chuckles). 424 00:22:33,303 --> 00:22:35,353 - I see you found my secret ingredient. 425 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,813 - Barbara! - I don't feel so bad 426 00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:38,426 now about peein' in ya tea. 427 00:22:39,683 --> 00:22:41,843 - Oh, you'll pee on yourself before you ever get to my tea. 428 00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:42,753 - You know what? If you ain't - What? 429 00:22:42,753 --> 00:22:44,430 - shovin' food in your mouth... 430 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:49,263 (people begin chatting in the background) 431 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:53,152 (R&B music begins) 432 00:23:03,601 --> 00:23:07,018 (car playing loud music) 433 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,060 - Really? 434 00:23:16,986 --> 00:23:17,819 Wow! 435 00:23:22,254 --> 00:23:23,171 - Hey girl! 436 00:23:41,478 --> 00:23:43,014 - Really? 437 00:23:43,014 --> 00:23:45,347 - (screams) 438 00:23:48,742 --> 00:23:51,067 Hey girl, what's up!? 439 00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:53,542 (muffled) Look at you! 440 00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,343 Oh my God! Boop, boop! (screams) 441 00:23:55,343 --> 00:23:57,253 - Stop it! - I see them airbags done 442 00:23:57,253 --> 00:23:59,753 activated, you look all cute and stuff! 443 00:23:59,753 --> 00:24:00,921 - You know? 444 00:24:00,921 --> 00:24:02,084 - (laughing). 445 00:24:02,084 --> 00:24:03,821 When did you get those? You went to a doctor? 446 00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:05,881 - You know what? It's good to see you too! 447 00:24:05,881 --> 00:24:07,513 That's what I love about you. - Oh okay, I'm just sayin', I 448 00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:08,723 just remember you back in the day, 449 00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:10,313 when you ain't had no ass or hip. 450 00:24:10,313 --> 00:24:11,943 - Um hm. - Look like you don't filled 451 00:24:11,943 --> 00:24:13,230 out all right. - Well, you know a little 452 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:14,372 something. - You look great! 453 00:24:14,372 --> 00:24:17,016 (screams) See, I knew you had a little hood in you. 454 00:24:17,016 --> 00:24:17,983 - A little somethin', somethin', 455 00:24:17,983 --> 00:24:20,243 but it's good to see you and I'm glad you have not changed. 456 00:24:20,243 --> 00:24:22,483 - Girl, change for what? I'm fabulous. 457 00:24:22,483 --> 00:24:24,133 Let me help you wit your luggage. 458 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:27,735 Can you walk with all that ass? 459 00:24:27,735 --> 00:24:30,861 (chuckles). 460 00:24:30,861 --> 00:24:32,173 Girl, I'm so excited. 461 00:24:35,313 --> 00:24:37,763 Oh, girl this just my boyfriend's Boogie car. 462 00:24:37,763 --> 00:24:39,896 He must owe Boogie some money. 463 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,240 Don't be scared. 464 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,073 You know Boogie ain't gone - You know what? 465 00:24:42,073 --> 00:24:43,013 - do nothin' to him. 466 00:24:43,013 --> 00:24:46,115 - It's cool. I can call an Uber, it's okay. 467 00:24:46,115 --> 00:24:49,262 - No! Girl please! Go ahead and get yo ass in the car! 468 00:24:49,262 --> 00:24:50,678 I'ma take care of this! 469 00:24:50,678 --> 00:24:53,284 Go on 'head, thickness! 470 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,534 Get yo ass out! 471 00:24:56,443 --> 00:24:57,913 Get up! Stand up like a man! 472 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,813 Stand up! You owe Boogie some money? 473 00:24:59,813 --> 00:25:01,983 - Um um, (indistinct). - Don't you lie to me! 474 00:25:01,983 --> 00:25:03,703 Do you owe Boogie some money? 475 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,093 I better not find out you owe him anything! 476 00:25:06,093 --> 00:25:08,043 You know what? Today is your lucky day! 477 00:25:09,983 --> 00:25:12,480 Stop cryin', I'ma let you go, okay? 478 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,613 And you better not tell Boogie I did this, 479 00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:16,803 because if you did, I'ma tell him... 480 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,613 that I didn't and I'm goin' come after you to myself, okay? 481 00:25:20,613 --> 00:25:22,363 So, go 'head, Merry Christmas fool. 482 00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:26,103 Hold up! Get yo ass back over here! 483 00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:27,453 Put the luggage in the car! 484 00:25:30,615 --> 00:25:32,766 (slams luggage in the car) - Gently! Gently! 485 00:25:34,693 --> 00:25:38,113 Hey girl! I know that startled you little bit, 486 00:25:38,113 --> 00:25:39,393 but it ain't nothing. 487 00:25:39,393 --> 00:25:42,310 (R&B music begins) 488 00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:52,088 - Here son. 489 00:25:52,088 --> 00:25:52,921 - Thank you, ma. 490 00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:53,983 - Jasmine, can I get you anything else? 491 00:25:53,983 --> 00:25:55,963 - No thanks though, where's your restroom? 492 00:25:55,963 --> 00:25:57,136 - Right down the hall. 493 00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:00,756 Don't use the good towels. 494 00:26:00,756 --> 00:26:01,656 - Barbara, please. 495 00:26:04,173 --> 00:26:07,305 - Why can't she use the good towels? 496 00:26:07,305 --> 00:26:08,138 I use the good towels. 497 00:26:08,138 --> 00:26:11,213 - Hmm, from the looks of the strains on your shirt, 498 00:26:11,213 --> 00:26:13,156 I could've swore you was using your shirt! 499 00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:18,453 - (chuckles) Last week, I wiped with that skunk 500 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:21,170 you got on your head, you call it a weave (laughing). 501 00:26:22,643 --> 00:26:25,560 (R&B music begins) 502 00:26:31,453 --> 00:26:32,806 - You look real familiar. 503 00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,173 - Yeah, I played basketball at Middleton, 504 00:26:36,173 --> 00:26:37,907 maybe you seen a game or two. 505 00:26:37,907 --> 00:26:40,443 - (chuckles) Nah, nah... 506 00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:43,543 you Jonas Johnson's little brother. 507 00:26:48,313 --> 00:26:49,213 - Yeah, that's my brother. 508 00:26:49,213 --> 00:26:51,550 What that got to do wit' anything? 509 00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:53,096 - (chuckles) This dude here. 510 00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:56,413 What's that got to do wit anything? 511 00:26:56,413 --> 00:26:58,993 Man, your brother's the top player in the NFL, 512 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,743 making mad paper! 513 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:01,716 Why in the hell would you be in here 514 00:27:01,716 --> 00:27:03,883 wit' a room full of killers? 515 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,263 Must be crazy. - (chuckles). 516 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:10,563 - Well, that's just it. That's his paper. 517 00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:14,473 Ready to make my own and make a little name for myself. 518 00:27:14,473 --> 00:27:19,473 - Okay, hmm, I can dig it. This little dude got heart. 519 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:20,386 - Told you, man. 520 00:27:21,903 --> 00:27:22,736 - We'll see. 521 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:34,173 I tell you what? Meet me in the park tonight at 10 522 00:27:34,173 --> 00:27:36,323 and we'll see just how much heart you got? 523 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:37,423 Now get up outta here! 524 00:27:44,173 --> 00:27:45,853 These clowns here, man! 525 00:27:45,853 --> 00:27:47,303 - Boss? 526 00:27:47,303 --> 00:27:48,460 - Pour me a drink, man. 527 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:49,766 - You got it, boss. 528 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:52,583 - Is this the reason why you don't come around anymore? 529 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,193 - Nah, ma, you know I'm used to it. 530 00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:55,313 I do worry about Jasmine, 531 00:27:55,313 --> 00:27:58,276 she hasn't been around this type family before. 532 00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:00,543 (indistinct) you think about her man, she's fine, right? 533 00:28:00,543 --> 00:28:05,543 - Who her? Well, I mean, if you like skin and bones, I mean, 534 00:28:06,913 --> 00:28:08,903 she just looks like the type of girl 535 00:28:08,903 --> 00:28:13,316 if you rubbed up against her, she'd start a fire. 536 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,616 (chuckling) a little twig! 537 00:28:16,164 --> 00:28:18,073 - She remind me of one of them monster high (indistinct). 538 00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:19,524 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 539 00:28:19,524 --> 00:28:21,490 - I felt sorry for her. I wanted to hug her again. 540 00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:25,800 "Listen here baby, you can eat, here's a chicken wing." 541 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,438 Here is a chicken wing. 542 00:28:27,438 --> 00:28:29,193 (laughing) 543 00:28:29,193 --> 00:28:32,573 - I agree with all of that, just don't you hug her. 544 00:28:32,573 --> 00:28:34,506 You'll suffocate the poor thing. 545 00:28:36,719 --> 00:28:38,041 - Get out of here. 546 00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:42,363 - Son, I'm the type of brother, 547 00:28:42,363 --> 00:28:44,056 like a little meat on this bones. 548 00:28:45,193 --> 00:28:46,953 You see, I'm from the dirty south. 549 00:28:46,953 --> 00:28:49,153 - Wit' a funky mouth. 550 00:28:49,153 --> 00:28:50,521 - Shave your armpits! 551 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,833 (laughing) 552 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:53,860 Listen son! 553 00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:56,228 - I'm listenin pops. 554 00:28:56,228 --> 00:28:58,123 - A brother like me, likes a woman 555 00:28:58,123 --> 00:29:01,483 that I can cuddle up to her in the winter time 556 00:29:01,483 --> 00:29:03,246 and keep warm. 557 00:29:06,173 --> 00:29:07,106 Big booty! 558 00:29:08,573 --> 00:29:09,712 - Come on. 559 00:29:09,712 --> 00:29:10,940 - You understand what I'm sayin'? 560 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,023 Like your mother. 561 00:29:14,023 --> 00:29:18,083 - Pause pops, that's too much information, okay? 562 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,653 - Yes, well, it's how you got here. 563 00:29:20,653 --> 00:29:21,936 - Okay, pops. 564 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,253 - Son, there's so much more to a woman 565 00:29:26,253 --> 00:29:27,543 than just how she looks. 566 00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:29,373 - Now, I know pops, so besides that, you know, 567 00:29:29,373 --> 00:29:31,623 she is a good woman, comes from a good family, 568 00:29:31,623 --> 00:29:36,553 she supports me and more importantly pops, it's no drama. 569 00:29:36,553 --> 00:29:38,443 - No drama? - No drama, no backtalk, 570 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,716 no lip. 571 00:29:39,716 --> 00:29:44,716 - No lip!? Wait, wait. 572 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,253 No lip? 573 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:50,180 Son, I don't even know what that feels like. 574 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,053 I don't know what it feels like, 575 00:29:51,053 --> 00:29:52,836 I don't know what it sounds like. 576 00:29:52,836 --> 00:29:54,297 - Quiet. 577 00:29:54,297 --> 00:29:56,113 - Quiet. Man, yo mama 578 00:29:56,113 --> 00:29:57,963 sleeps wit' her fists balled up at night 579 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,396 in case I start something. 580 00:29:59,396 --> 00:30:01,623 - And that's what I'm talkin about pops, exactly. 581 00:30:01,623 --> 00:30:05,023 Jasmine and I, we don't fight, we don't argue. 582 00:30:05,023 --> 00:30:07,503 There's no drama, she... - What you say? 583 00:30:07,503 --> 00:30:08,336 - She's perfect. 584 00:30:10,329 --> 00:30:13,236 - (chuckles) There no perfect women's son. 585 00:30:15,032 --> 00:30:16,906 - Maybe, but she's close. 586 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:21,132 - Well, yeah, that's what you said about the last one 587 00:30:21,132 --> 00:30:22,999 wasn't it? Yeah, and the one before that. 588 00:30:22,999 --> 00:30:23,832 - Yes! 589 00:30:23,832 --> 00:30:24,763 - The woman before that, - [Barbara] Right! 590 00:30:24,763 --> 00:30:26,743 - Wasn't it? What happened to that white girl 591 00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:28,083 you brought here a couple of summers ago? 592 00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:30,983 - Can you stop with the white girl talk, it's Amy, 593 00:30:30,983 --> 00:30:32,403 her name is Amy. 594 00:30:32,403 --> 00:30:34,893 - Amy!? Boy, I don't care what her name is! 595 00:30:34,893 --> 00:30:37,665 She can't use our comb, why'd you bring her home? 596 00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:39,010 (everyone laughs) 597 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:41,121 - But do y'all remember that Asian girl? 598 00:30:41,121 --> 00:30:43,435 - Yeah, yeah, yeah (laughing)! 599 00:30:43,435 --> 00:30:44,758 - That poor thing honey, she thought the 600 00:30:44,758 --> 00:30:47,896 chitlins was pasta. - Yes she did! Yes she did. 601 00:30:47,896 --> 00:30:49,943 - That was crazy, you know she broke up wit' me? 602 00:30:49,943 --> 00:30:51,499 Thought we was tryin' to kill her, 603 00:30:51,499 --> 00:30:52,593 thought we was tryin' to poison her. 604 00:30:52,593 --> 00:30:55,661 Tryin' to feed her feces or whatever. 605 00:30:55,661 --> 00:30:57,883 - Well, at least I can say this is the closest one to black 606 00:30:57,883 --> 00:30:59,251 that you brought since this (indistinct). 607 00:30:59,251 --> 00:31:00,564 - Now, I agree with that. 608 00:31:00,564 --> 00:31:01,653 (everyone talking at once) 609 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,773 - Okay, that's enough everybody, all right? 610 00:31:03,773 --> 00:31:04,923 - It's okay ma, 'cause you know what, 611 00:31:04,923 --> 00:31:06,730 I had to go through my share of women 612 00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:07,563 to get to the right one 613 00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:09,813 and I feel that Jasmine's the right one. 614 00:31:09,813 --> 00:31:11,313 - Boy, if you don't get your head 615 00:31:11,313 --> 00:31:13,119 out of the crack of your ass! 616 00:31:13,119 --> 00:31:14,123 - Barbara! 617 00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:14,956 - What!? 618 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:18,573 - Now son, I'm sure Jasmine is a nice girl, 619 00:31:18,573 --> 00:31:21,676 but to bring her here to meet your family after you engage, 620 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,323 don't sound like she's the one. 621 00:31:24,323 --> 00:31:28,650 - Honey, everything that looks good ain't good for you. 622 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:29,483 - Ain't that the truth. 623 00:31:29,483 --> 00:31:32,266 - Um! Oh yes sir, I'm telling you. 624 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:34,516 - She's all right. We good. 625 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:38,073 (doorbell rings) 626 00:31:38,073 --> 00:31:40,310 - Baby, it's so good to see you. 627 00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:42,813 Look at you! Honey, you look just as beautiful 628 00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:45,375 as you did five or so years ago! 629 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,208 - Thank you, it has been 630 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:47,383 a long time hasn't it? - It has been. 631 00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:51,690 - Awww, that's my girl! How you doin' baby? Bring it in! 632 00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:53,513 - (laughs) - Awww, 633 00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:56,703 it's good to see you baby, ooohhhhh! 634 00:31:56,703 --> 00:31:59,708 It feels good to be home, New York is phenomenal! 635 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,031 Oh my gosh, you would (indistinct). 636 00:32:01,031 --> 00:32:01,864 - Oooohhh, oh yes! - You know what? 637 00:32:01,864 --> 00:32:02,697 we should do girls weekend. 638 00:32:02,697 --> 00:32:03,875 Go shoppin'! - Girls trip. 639 00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:05,073 - Girls trip. - Oh I love it! 640 00:32:05,073 --> 00:32:08,863 - That would be awesome! That would be awesome. 641 00:32:10,581 --> 00:32:14,565 Hmmm, I'm ready. Um um, don't worry about that. 642 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:18,010 - (chuckles) Stop it, you're gonna get us in trouble. 643 00:32:18,010 --> 00:32:18,843 - Lisa? 644 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,480 What are you doin' here? 645 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,030 I didn't expect you to be here. 646 00:32:30,453 --> 00:32:32,473 - Neither did I. 647 00:32:32,473 --> 00:32:37,383 I mean, I wasn't expecting for you to be here either. 648 00:32:37,383 --> 00:32:39,503 Your mom said that you're hardly home 649 00:32:39,503 --> 00:32:41,583 during football season, so... 650 00:32:42,773 --> 00:32:45,643 - Yeah, I'm on injured reserve, so coach let me fly out, 651 00:32:45,643 --> 00:32:49,923 but mom, you didn't tell me that Lisa was gonna be here. 652 00:32:49,923 --> 00:32:51,864 - I ain't gotta tell you nothing'! 653 00:32:51,864 --> 00:32:52,697 - Nothin'. 654 00:32:52,697 --> 00:32:55,063 - This is my birthday and it's my house! 655 00:32:55,063 --> 00:32:57,123 - Absolutely. - Yes, it is baby. 656 00:32:57,123 --> 00:32:58,873 - That's right and you didn't even tell us 657 00:32:58,873 --> 00:33:00,243 that she was comin'. 658 00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:01,076 - What? 659 00:33:01,076 --> 00:33:03,313 - Honey, Lisa is my guest. 660 00:33:03,313 --> 00:33:04,163 Baby, can I take it? 661 00:33:04,163 --> 00:33:05,370 - Yes. 662 00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:06,203 - Look at her. 663 00:33:06,203 --> 00:33:07,408 - Ooohhhh. - Ooohhhhh. 664 00:33:07,408 --> 00:33:08,241 - Dang! 665 00:33:08,241 --> 00:33:10,053 (everyone laughs) 666 00:33:10,053 --> 00:33:12,506 Son, you are in trouble. 667 00:33:12,506 --> 00:33:13,339 - Mom, come on man. 668 00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:16,911 - Oooohhhh, she done growed up now. Ding, ding, ding! 669 00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,453 (everyone laughs) 670 00:33:18,453 --> 00:33:22,149 - Well, this is Jasmine. 671 00:33:22,149 --> 00:33:22,982 - Awwww. 672 00:33:23,973 --> 00:33:26,356 - My fiance, my fiance. 673 00:33:27,363 --> 00:33:28,613 - Boy why did you have to say that? 674 00:33:28,613 --> 00:33:29,696 - 'Cause she is! 675 00:33:29,696 --> 00:33:31,536 - Naw, you dumb just like yo daddy. 676 00:33:32,393 --> 00:33:34,253 - No, it's okay. - Yes, he is. 677 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:37,633 - Hi, I'm Lisa, I'm an old friend of Jonas'. 678 00:33:37,633 --> 00:33:40,243 Have we met? You look familiar. 679 00:33:40,243 --> 00:33:42,533 - Oh no, I'm sure we don't run in the same circles. 680 00:33:42,533 --> 00:33:46,013 - Absolutely not, 'cause she runs in a pack a gold diggers. 681 00:33:46,013 --> 00:33:46,916 - What did she just say? - Nothin'. 682 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:48,961 - Yes, she does. - Barbara... 683 00:33:48,961 --> 00:33:50,663 - Barbara, will you come help me in the kitchen? 684 00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:53,173 Can you please come help me out in the kitchen? 685 00:33:53,173 --> 00:33:55,613 - And while you're in there, make me some popcorn baby, 686 00:33:55,613 --> 00:33:57,743 'cause this is bouts to get good! 687 00:33:57,743 --> 00:33:59,638 - Come on pop. - (laughing). 688 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:02,043 - So, I hear you're quite the man on the field. 689 00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,586 Some things never change. 690 00:34:04,513 --> 00:34:07,876 - You know, I do all right, you know, a little bit. 691 00:34:09,059 --> 00:34:11,563 - All right? Baby don't be so modest. 692 00:34:11,563 --> 00:34:13,206 My man, has it goin' on. 693 00:34:14,383 --> 00:34:17,280 These last few years have been wonderful. 694 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,762 - Ha! Years? 695 00:34:18,762 --> 00:34:20,074 - Years? - Years? 696 00:34:20,074 --> 00:34:22,026 We ain't never seent you before today! 697 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:22,858 - Never! 698 00:34:22,858 --> 00:34:23,753 - Y'all have, come on man. 699 00:34:23,753 --> 00:34:25,543 - We've been off and on for a few years, 700 00:34:25,543 --> 00:34:29,003 but Jonas just popped the question just last week! 701 00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:29,965 Look at my rock. 702 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,726 - Yes, it's beautiful! 703 00:34:33,643 --> 00:34:36,481 Jonas, what took you so long? 704 00:34:36,481 --> 00:34:38,016 - I, you know, had to make sure 705 00:34:38,016 --> 00:34:39,914 she was the right woman for me, 706 00:34:39,914 --> 00:34:43,564 so it's only goin' be one Mrs. Johnson, so... 707 00:34:43,564 --> 00:34:44,396 - That ain't even goin' happen. 708 00:34:44,396 --> 00:34:47,093 - Um um. - They didn't even set a date. 709 00:34:47,093 --> 00:34:49,833 They didn't even set a date. - Um um, um um. 710 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:50,883 - It ain't happenin'. 711 00:34:51,873 --> 00:34:55,173 - Hey, what's up lil bro? How's everything...? 712 00:34:55,173 --> 00:34:57,012 - Lisa! - Heyyyy! 713 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,321 How are you (indistinct)? 714 00:34:58,321 --> 00:34:59,154 - Hello, how are you? 715 00:34:59,154 --> 00:35:02,843 - You have grown to be such a tall, handsome young man! 716 00:35:02,843 --> 00:35:03,753 - Yes, yes, yes, 717 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:06,153 I was hopin' that I'd see you around here again. 718 00:35:06,988 --> 00:35:08,893 You know, you're my favorite! - Okay. So tell me what's been 719 00:35:08,893 --> 00:35:09,783 goin' on? 720 00:35:09,783 --> 00:35:12,023 How's school? Do you have a girlfriend? 721 00:35:12,023 --> 00:35:13,573 - Hey, wait, wait, wait, y'all can catch up a little bit 722 00:35:13,573 --> 00:35:14,406 later on... 723 00:35:14,406 --> 00:35:16,833 Derek, I want you to meet my fiance. 724 00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:20,213 - All right man, but I'm talkin' to Lisa. All right? 725 00:35:20,213 --> 00:35:21,046 I'll get to it. 726 00:35:22,563 --> 00:35:24,969 Don't expect me to jump every time you say jump. 727 00:35:24,969 --> 00:35:27,719 - Hey man, you who you think you talkin' to little man? 728 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,881 You know what? It's okay. 729 00:35:31,881 --> 00:35:33,520 - You know what? I'm gonna run to the restroom. 730 00:35:34,893 --> 00:35:35,933 You all catch up. 731 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,063 - Okay. - All right. 732 00:35:37,063 --> 00:35:39,153 - Son, why are you and your brother always goin at it? 733 00:35:39,153 --> 00:35:40,396 Look, he just got home. 734 00:35:40,396 --> 00:35:42,003 - It's okay mom. - He's not gonna be here. 735 00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:44,103 - Oh baby, listen honey, he just got home! 736 00:35:47,224 --> 00:35:50,815 (bathroom door closes) 737 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:55,648 Come on, Lisa. You got this. 738 00:35:55,648 --> 00:35:57,248 You can do this, pull yourself together. 739 00:35:57,248 --> 00:36:00,165 (R&B music begins) 740 00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:13,957 (runs water) 741 00:36:23,177 --> 00:36:24,010 - Just get somethin' to eat, 742 00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:24,843 come on, let's go. - Yeah. 743 00:36:24,843 --> 00:36:26,773 - Okay mom, sorry about that. 744 00:36:27,963 --> 00:36:30,630 It's mom's birthday, let's just... 745 00:36:30,630 --> 00:36:33,380 Doin' it for her, while I'm here. 746 00:36:40,411 --> 00:36:41,742 (doorbell rings) 747 00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:42,743 - Who could that be? 748 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:45,293 - Oh, oh, I almost forgot 749 00:36:45,293 --> 00:36:47,043 about my surprise guest (chuckles)! 750 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:49,913 Baby, do me a favor... 751 00:36:49,913 --> 00:36:51,043 go open that door. 752 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:54,823 - Guest!? Honey, you didn't want the ones we had. 753 00:36:54,823 --> 00:36:57,013 - Yeah, but you goin' like this one! 754 00:36:57,013 --> 00:37:00,373 Especially you big draws (chuckles) and listen, 755 00:37:00,373 --> 00:37:02,863 you can officially no longer say, 756 00:37:02,863 --> 00:37:05,817 I've never done anything nice for you. 757 00:37:05,817 --> 00:37:08,098 - Shut up. - (chuckles). 758 00:37:08,098 --> 00:37:08,931 Whoooo! 759 00:37:11,492 --> 00:37:14,489 (laughing) Charlie!! - Hey there, Johnny! 760 00:37:14,489 --> 00:37:15,322 How you doin'? 761 00:37:15,322 --> 00:37:17,803 - Boy, looka there, lookin' like a shiny penny! 762 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,020 - Yeah, you know (indistinct). 763 00:37:20,185 --> 00:37:21,253 (both laughing) 764 00:37:21,253 --> 00:37:25,103 - Listen here, I got somebody I need you to meet. 765 00:37:25,103 --> 00:37:25,936 - Oh yeah? 766 00:37:25,936 --> 00:37:28,573 Where she at? Is she thick? 767 00:37:28,573 --> 00:37:30,186 Red bone or chocolate milk? 768 00:37:32,048 --> 00:37:33,742 Is that her right there? 769 00:37:33,742 --> 00:37:35,806 Now, you know I can't do 'em that young. 770 00:37:36,763 --> 00:37:38,420 - Let's get a closer look (chuckles). 771 00:37:42,863 --> 00:37:46,163 Charlie, this here, my heffer in law, I mean, 772 00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:49,220 Lord have mercy, this is my sister in law. 773 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,376 - (chuckles) Hello, my name is Barbie. 774 00:37:52,793 --> 00:37:55,953 - Barbie? Listen, barbaric she might be, 775 00:37:55,953 --> 00:37:57,883 but Barbie, she is not (chuckles). 776 00:37:58,872 --> 00:38:00,323 She called herself Barbie. - It's so good to meet you. 777 00:38:00,323 --> 00:38:02,306 - Baby, the pleasure is all mine! 778 00:38:03,433 --> 00:38:05,830 Lord Jesus, you finer than the (indistinct). 779 00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:09,729 (everyone laughs) 780 00:38:09,729 --> 00:38:12,449 Johnny, you didn't tell me she was this fine! 781 00:38:12,449 --> 00:38:13,868 - (chuckling) Ooohh, I do believe I like you. 782 00:38:13,868 --> 00:38:15,191 (chuckling) - Um, um, um. 783 00:38:15,191 --> 00:38:16,433 - Mess around and make me fall in love. 784 00:38:16,433 --> 00:38:19,783 - Wait, wait, fine, love? 785 00:38:19,783 --> 00:38:22,286 I just throwed up in my mouth a little bit. 786 00:38:28,737 --> 00:38:31,010 - Yes Lord, yes Lord. 787 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,547 (chuckling) Heyyy (chuckling)! 788 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:38,873 - Yeah, see, see, see, um hm. Mission accomplished! 789 00:38:40,803 --> 00:38:42,876 Now, who's the matchmaker now huh (laughs)!? 790 00:38:43,710 --> 00:38:44,543 - You need to be ashamed of yoself. 791 00:38:44,543 --> 00:38:47,713 - Baby, I give it six months, she goin' be out of my house. 792 00:38:47,713 --> 00:38:49,326 Muah! - Stop it. 793 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,153 - All right, everybody, let's eat. 794 00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:57,416 (upbeat music plays) 795 00:38:57,416 --> 00:39:00,249 (family chatting) 796 00:39:03,903 --> 00:39:07,229 - Dad, can you please do the honors of saying the blessings 797 00:39:07,229 --> 00:39:09,153 over my birthday dinner? 798 00:39:09,153 --> 00:39:13,213 - Of course I will, you know, I've got to get my prayer on 799 00:39:13,213 --> 00:39:15,463 at least two, three times a year (chuckling). 800 00:39:16,303 --> 00:39:17,836 Ahh, yeah, okay. 801 00:39:20,213 --> 00:39:21,503 Dear God... 802 00:39:23,688 --> 00:39:24,605 Dear God... 803 00:39:27,654 --> 00:39:29,163 Dear God... 804 00:39:29,163 --> 00:39:30,363 thank you for this grub, 805 00:39:31,273 --> 00:39:33,346 we bouts to receive and... 806 00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:36,243 Amen! 807 00:39:38,205 --> 00:39:39,440 - Amen! 808 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,553 - Amen. - Pass me the greens 809 00:39:40,553 --> 00:39:42,133 and the big piece of chicken, 810 00:39:42,133 --> 00:39:43,953 that's mine (laughing)! 811 00:39:43,953 --> 00:39:45,003 Happy Birthday, baby. 812 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,913 - You know Jonas, you still handsome (chuckles). 813 00:39:51,913 --> 00:39:54,162 My daughter's still askin' about you. 814 00:39:54,162 --> 00:39:54,995 - Um. 815 00:39:54,995 --> 00:39:56,402 - Hell, he had all the girls runnin' after him! 816 00:39:56,402 --> 00:39:57,513 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, heyyy! 817 00:39:57,513 --> 00:39:59,803 He's just like his daddy on that one (laughing)! 818 00:40:00,707 --> 00:40:05,707 - ♪ The devil is a liar. He ain't even yours. Baaa. ♪ 819 00:40:06,119 --> 00:40:07,506 (family members chuckle) 820 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:08,703 - Hand me that chicken right there. 821 00:40:08,703 --> 00:40:10,073 - Auntie... 822 00:40:10,073 --> 00:40:14,013 so Lisa, I heard through the grapevine 823 00:40:14,013 --> 00:40:15,430 that you are a partner at a pretty big law firm 824 00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:17,373 out there in New York. 825 00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,964 - Well, actually I own my (indistinct), 826 00:40:19,964 --> 00:40:21,265 - (laughing). 827 00:40:21,265 --> 00:40:24,017 but yes, I've had it for a few years now. 828 00:40:24,017 --> 00:40:27,093 (family members speak at once) 829 00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:30,333 - Really? Well, Congratulations on that. 830 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,723 - Thank you. 831 00:40:31,723 --> 00:40:33,963 - Starting a business can be pretty rough, huh? 832 00:40:33,963 --> 00:40:36,713 I mean most businesses fail within like the first year. 833 00:40:38,063 --> 00:40:39,494 - I've done fairly well. 834 00:40:39,494 --> 00:40:40,327 - (chuckles) 835 00:40:40,327 --> 00:40:42,073 Most of my clients are white collar millionaires. 836 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,500 - Yessss! - Outstanding! 837 00:40:44,593 --> 00:40:47,333 (family members chatting at once) 838 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:48,932 - Well, I am proud of you 839 00:40:48,932 --> 00:40:51,865 and I wondered what you were doin after all these years. 840 00:40:51,865 --> 00:40:54,308 - (chuckles). 841 00:40:54,308 --> 00:40:56,808 - (chuckles). 842 00:40:58,726 --> 00:41:02,563 - Well Jay and I started our own clothing line. 843 00:41:02,563 --> 00:41:05,603 We broke a little over even this year, small profit, 844 00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:07,653 but we're on our way. 845 00:41:07,653 --> 00:41:09,124 - Right. 846 00:41:09,124 --> 00:41:11,097 - Heffer, ain't nobody talkin' to you. 847 00:41:11,097 --> 00:41:12,243 - Hmm. 848 00:41:12,243 --> 00:41:15,310 - They tryin' to catch up and there you go dippin' in. 849 00:41:15,310 --> 00:41:17,946 (in funny voice) Small profits, but we're on our way. 850 00:41:17,946 --> 00:41:20,726 Heffer, let them catch up! Dang! 851 00:41:21,863 --> 00:41:22,696 - Good Lord. 852 00:41:24,143 --> 00:41:26,433 - Look, y'all thought it, I just said it. 853 00:41:26,433 --> 00:41:27,266 (some family members agree in unison) 854 00:41:27,266 --> 00:41:29,733 - Listen, listen, Jasmine handles my financials, 855 00:41:29,733 --> 00:41:30,583 so that's why she's (indistinct). 856 00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:31,416 - Figures... 857 00:41:32,873 --> 00:41:35,303 She's a gold digger. - (chuckling). 858 00:41:35,303 --> 00:41:38,520 - Lisa, honey, I'm so proud of you. 859 00:41:40,453 --> 00:41:42,093 Jonas and Jasmine too. 860 00:41:42,093 --> 00:41:43,176 - Thank you, mom. 861 00:41:44,173 --> 00:41:45,033 - So Jay... 862 00:41:47,971 --> 00:41:49,516 - (hesitantly) Yes, Aunt B? 863 00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:53,553 - Why did you bring her here? 864 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:56,886 Yeah, why? I mean, you don't love her. 865 00:41:59,063 --> 00:42:00,759 She's a pretty girl and all of that, 866 00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:04,417 but look here, you and Lisa, y'all got history. 867 00:42:04,417 --> 00:42:05,793 - (laughs). 868 00:42:05,793 --> 00:42:09,845 - This is temporary, five years are goin' pass, 869 00:42:09,845 --> 00:42:12,196 you're goin' be lookin' for Lisa and it's goin' be too late! 870 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:18,833 I'm just saying, hmm? What? What uh huh. 871 00:42:18,933 --> 00:42:21,896 Y'all know y'all thought it, I just said it. 872 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:25,453 You know what, as a matter of fact, 873 00:42:25,453 --> 00:42:26,873 let's get it all out there on the table, 874 00:42:26,873 --> 00:42:27,753 that's what we goin' do. 875 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,573 Let's get it all out on the table, right here, right now! 876 00:42:30,573 --> 00:42:33,363 - Not on your sister's birthday Hamhock! 877 00:42:33,363 --> 00:42:36,463 - Listen, somethin' wrong? We not good enough? 878 00:42:36,463 --> 00:42:37,296 Me and your mama? 879 00:42:37,296 --> 00:42:38,923 - Hold, stop, Auntie, hold it. 880 00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:40,483 What are you talking about right now? 881 00:42:40,483 --> 00:42:43,413 - Listen, every time you bring a woman in this house, 882 00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:46,903 she don't never look like me and Flo, I'm tellin' ya now! 883 00:42:46,903 --> 00:42:50,763 if she ain't white, I'm tellin' you, if she's a black girl, 884 00:42:50,763 --> 00:42:51,643 - Barbara don't! 885 00:42:51,643 --> 00:42:53,353 - Um, I'm just sayin'. 886 00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:56,333 - Color has never been an issue in this house 887 00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:58,723 and definitely not colorism. 888 00:42:58,723 --> 00:43:01,636 Honey, I taught my boys that love is colorblind. 889 00:43:03,433 --> 00:43:06,980 - Listen Flo, that's yo son, you goin' support him, 890 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:08,860 you goin' let him slide wit everything, 891 00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:11,233 but I'm gonna say it, because see you love him, Flo, 892 00:43:11,233 --> 00:43:13,131 I love him too, but I'm goin' tell him the truth. 893 00:43:13,131 --> 00:43:14,203 - Let her get it out! 894 00:43:14,203 --> 00:43:17,204 - Is this what fame does, huh? 895 00:43:17,204 --> 00:43:19,453 - She goin' say what she want anyway. 896 00:43:19,453 --> 00:43:24,333 - Is this what fame does? Is this what fame does? 897 00:43:28,153 --> 00:43:30,726 Get you so far away from your roots? 898 00:43:32,203 --> 00:43:34,543 Get you somebody that look like me or your mama 899 00:43:34,543 --> 00:43:39,186 and not some barbie, 'cause you sure as hell ain't Ken. 900 00:43:46,823 --> 00:43:49,073 - At least get someone look like your mother. 901 00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:51,613 At least your mama. 902 00:43:51,613 --> 00:43:55,006 - Whoa pops, come on, what you talkin' bout man? 903 00:43:55,993 --> 00:43:57,203 Come on, it's not even like that. 904 00:43:57,203 --> 00:43:58,453 - No, so what is the like? 905 00:43:58,453 --> 00:44:00,303 I mean, no disrespect to you baby, 906 00:44:00,303 --> 00:44:02,603 but (chuckles) he can do better. 907 00:44:02,603 --> 00:44:03,776 - No disrespect, 908 00:44:04,883 --> 00:44:06,383 just cause you, - Just because of what? 909 00:44:06,383 --> 00:44:07,973 - Just, 'cause you say "No disrespect" at the end 910 00:44:07,973 --> 00:44:10,723 of your insults, doesn't make it any less disrespectful. 911 00:44:10,723 --> 00:44:12,262 - See, this what I'm talkin' about. 912 00:44:12,262 --> 00:44:13,723 Get rid of her. (some family members chuckle) 913 00:44:13,723 --> 00:44:15,616 Get rid of her nephew! 914 00:44:16,793 --> 00:44:18,044 - Dad do something. 915 00:44:18,044 --> 00:44:20,003 - What you want me to do? 916 00:44:20,003 --> 00:44:21,556 I tried to tell you! 917 00:44:23,363 --> 00:44:28,363 Besides this, this better than "Iyanla fix your life." 918 00:44:30,361 --> 00:44:32,694 (laughing). 919 00:44:33,636 --> 00:44:35,332 - You know what!? 920 00:44:35,332 --> 00:44:36,556 - What!? - Let it go, just let it go, 921 00:44:36,556 --> 00:44:38,143 just let it go, leave it alone. 922 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:40,813 - No! I wanna address what your aunt just said. 923 00:44:40,813 --> 00:44:41,803 - Hey stop, 924 00:44:41,803 --> 00:44:43,373 stop, stop, stop, let it go. 925 00:44:43,373 --> 00:44:44,206 - No! 926 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:50,496 - Goin' and let her! Yeah, address me. 927 00:44:52,388 --> 00:44:53,573 - That's what's wrong wit' you people. 928 00:44:53,573 --> 00:44:55,823 - Wait. You people. Did she say "You people?" 929 00:44:56,713 --> 00:44:59,423 - See, see, see, look, I said leave it alone, right? 930 00:44:59,423 --> 00:45:00,576 Just sit down Jas. 931 00:45:01,703 --> 00:45:03,704 Jasmine! Sit down now. 932 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:05,795 - [Barbara] (chuckling) - Now! 933 00:45:05,795 --> 00:45:07,295 - Whoo hoooo, yes! 934 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,073 And you're just goin' let him shut you up, 935 00:45:10,073 --> 00:45:11,663 and sit you down like that, huh? 936 00:45:12,865 --> 00:45:15,515 Let me let you understand somethin' real good, honey. 937 00:45:17,223 --> 00:45:19,906 Jay was raised to respect women 938 00:45:19,906 --> 00:45:20,739 - Um hmm. 939 00:45:20,739 --> 00:45:23,873 - Women! All right, but listen here 940 00:45:24,963 --> 00:45:27,833 and had he talked to one of us like that? 941 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:28,696 Lord have mercy on his soul. 942 00:45:28,696 --> 00:45:30,712 - Ain't that the truth? 943 00:45:30,712 --> 00:45:33,213 - Exactly, exactly what I'm talking about. 944 00:45:33,213 --> 00:45:34,223 You know what I'm saying? 945 00:45:34,223 --> 00:45:39,223 This is why, that I will never be with a woman like, 946 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:40,537 you know what? 947 00:45:40,537 --> 00:45:41,370 - Say it. 948 00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:42,920 - No, no, no, no, it's okay, no, no, no. 949 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,983 - No, say it. 950 00:45:43,983 --> 00:45:46,490 - It's pointless, just... - No, I want you to finally 951 00:45:46,490 --> 00:45:48,316 say it so we can know who you really are! 952 00:45:48,316 --> 00:45:50,510 - THIS WHY I DON'T COME HOME, AUNTIE! 953 00:45:59,793 --> 00:46:02,016 'Cause you're embarrassing, look what you doing! 954 00:46:03,487 --> 00:46:05,033 (slams table) - Now, I said it! 955 00:46:05,033 --> 00:46:07,033 - Now, wait a minute, huh? 956 00:46:07,033 --> 00:46:08,926 I got to draw the line right there! 957 00:46:11,425 --> 00:46:14,103 Boy, you watch how you talk to your aunt. 958 00:46:14,103 --> 00:46:15,653 - You respect your elders, boy. 959 00:46:19,593 --> 00:46:21,143 - Now, I don't like her either. 960 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,463 She's got real bad gas 961 00:46:23,463 --> 00:46:26,476 and she's chases all the neighborhood pets away, I know. 962 00:46:27,611 --> 00:46:30,693 And those claws that she calls nails, 963 00:46:30,693 --> 00:46:32,933 scraping up my hardwood floor. 964 00:46:32,933 --> 00:46:37,573 These was new hardwood floors, but she is your aunt. 965 00:46:39,493 --> 00:46:41,480 She practically raised you as her own. 966 00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:43,943 - That's right. 967 00:46:43,943 --> 00:46:45,030 - Apologize, to her. 968 00:46:49,413 --> 00:46:50,313 Apologize, to her. 969 00:46:53,163 --> 00:46:55,296 I said apologize! 970 00:47:01,093 --> 00:47:03,836 - I'm sorry, Auntie Barbara. 971 00:47:05,393 --> 00:47:07,443 I shouldn't have talked to you like that. 972 00:47:11,413 --> 00:47:12,563 - Right, you was wrong. 973 00:47:15,283 --> 00:47:16,833 Let you slide this time, Jonas. 974 00:47:21,123 --> 00:47:23,710 The next time you won't even see it coming. 975 00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:26,896 - Oh boy. 976 00:47:26,896 --> 00:47:29,446 - It'd be like a Sunday afternoon game. 977 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:36,990 Come in like a line backer and knock you on your... 978 00:47:37,853 --> 00:47:40,153 aspirin out. You got an aspirin, Flo. 979 00:47:40,153 --> 00:47:40,986 - I need a cigarette. 980 00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:43,363 - Wait, wait, you got some weed? 981 00:47:43,363 --> 00:47:45,146 - Charlie, what is wrong wit you? 982 00:47:45,146 --> 00:47:47,643 Charlie, what is... - I got them cataracts in 983 00:47:47,643 --> 00:47:48,476 my eyes! 984 00:47:48,476 --> 00:47:50,423 - Wait, wait, now. We don't puff puff 985 00:47:50,423 --> 00:47:53,003 the magic dragon in this house. 986 00:47:53,003 --> 00:47:55,103 You gonna have to take that mess out back, 987 00:47:56,023 --> 00:47:58,216 where your aunt buries all her bones. 988 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:03,864 - You know what? I've had enough. You, people are crazy. 989 00:48:03,864 --> 00:48:06,377 (everyone speaks at once) 990 00:48:06,377 --> 00:48:08,490 - Jasmine, Jasmine, where you goin'? 991 00:48:08,490 --> 00:48:10,123 - I need to be alone. 992 00:48:10,123 --> 00:48:11,813 - (chuckles), bye. 993 00:48:11,813 --> 00:48:13,163 Ain't nobody goin miss her. 994 00:48:14,963 --> 00:48:15,796 - You know what? 995 00:48:17,143 --> 00:48:18,733 I'm outta here too, you know what? 996 00:48:18,733 --> 00:48:22,226 I am tired of everything being about you Jonas! 997 00:48:25,044 --> 00:48:26,863 Here it is mom's birthday 998 00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:29,116 and somehow all the focus is on you. 999 00:48:37,567 --> 00:48:38,673 I bet you don't even know, 1000 00:48:38,673 --> 00:48:43,673 this party is also for mom being in remission from cancer. 1001 00:48:44,137 --> 00:48:44,970 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1002 00:48:46,669 --> 00:48:47,873 - Mom, you had cancer? 1003 00:48:49,613 --> 00:48:51,753 - That's right, mom had cancer 1004 00:48:51,753 --> 00:48:52,793 and they didn't wanna tell you 1005 00:48:52,793 --> 00:48:55,243 and worry you during your little football season. 1006 00:48:56,223 --> 00:48:57,959 - Ma, come on, had I had known, 1007 00:48:57,959 --> 00:49:00,239 then I would've been here. - Known what? You still 1008 00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:01,076 wouldn't have been here! 1009 00:49:01,076 --> 00:49:03,970 When does the superstar have time for us!? 1010 00:49:05,521 --> 00:49:09,180 Huh? Nah, while you've been off bein' a superstar, 1011 00:49:11,123 --> 00:49:13,276 I've been here being a son. 1012 00:49:16,049 --> 00:49:17,416 You know who's name Nate called? 1013 00:49:18,933 --> 00:49:22,833 Yours, but that's all goin' to change, you know what? 1014 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:27,016 I can't take it, mom, I'm sorry we ruined your birthday. 1015 00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:30,150 I'm out. 1016 00:49:30,150 --> 00:49:30,983 - Don't leave. - Come on D, don't... 1017 00:49:30,983 --> 00:49:34,086 - Derek, Derek, Derek! 1018 00:49:35,433 --> 00:49:36,266 I'll get him. 1019 00:49:40,367 --> 00:49:43,533 - All I wanted, was to have family come together 1020 00:49:43,533 --> 00:49:45,663 this weekend for my birthday 1021 00:49:45,663 --> 00:49:47,053 and what's it come to? 1022 00:49:47,983 --> 00:49:51,096 A hot glorified mess. - Um um, um, um. 1023 00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:54,991 - Ma, can we please just talk about this later? 1024 00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:57,722 - Oh yeah, we can talk about it, 1025 00:49:57,722 --> 00:50:00,283 but right now, this is my birthday dinner 1026 00:50:00,283 --> 00:50:03,573 and I am determined to enjoy myself. 1027 00:50:03,573 --> 00:50:04,406 - Yes ma'am. 1028 00:50:06,906 --> 00:50:08,683 - All right, everybody let's eat. 1029 00:50:08,683 --> 00:50:10,202 - All right. 1030 00:50:10,202 --> 00:50:13,035 (R&B music plays) 1031 00:50:27,471 --> 00:50:29,221 - [Johnny] Hey Derek! 1032 00:50:38,010 --> 00:50:40,586 (Barbara and Lisa talking) 1033 00:50:40,586 --> 00:50:42,763 - It's just like the men to disappear, 1034 00:50:42,763 --> 00:50:44,170 I'm telling ya now, when it's time 1035 00:50:44,170 --> 00:50:45,883 for the domestic work to be done. 1036 00:50:45,883 --> 00:50:48,324 - The meal was delicious, thank you. 1037 00:50:48,324 --> 00:50:49,157 - Yeah it was good. - (chuckling). 1038 00:50:49,157 --> 00:50:50,513 - Anyone for some coffee? 1039 00:50:50,513 --> 00:50:51,928 - Oh, I'll take a cup, thank you so much. 1040 00:50:51,928 --> 00:50:55,373 - Ooohhh, no honey, you know coffee don't agree wit' me. 1041 00:50:55,373 --> 00:50:58,973 It just keeps me up and gives me gas. 1042 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,950 Y'all know what happened last time to you, don't you? 1043 00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:02,180 - Um hm. - (chuckling). 1044 00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:04,257 - Killed all the house plants too. 1045 00:51:04,257 --> 00:51:06,243 - Ooohhh (laughing)! 1046 00:51:06,243 --> 00:51:07,513 So, where did everyone else go? 1047 00:51:07,513 --> 00:51:10,173 - They all went to go find Derek, baby. 1048 00:51:10,173 --> 00:51:12,203 I'm just so worried about my baby. 1049 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:14,023 - Yeah, you know he's at that age. 1050 00:51:14,023 --> 00:51:16,303 Tryin' to figure it out (indistinct) isn't easy. 1051 00:51:16,303 --> 00:51:17,803 - You know, you that same sweet girl 1052 00:51:17,803 --> 00:51:18,636 they left here years ago. 1053 00:51:18,636 --> 00:51:20,153 - Awwww. - Yes, you are. 1054 00:51:20,153 --> 00:51:21,703 Yes, you are. - In some ways I am, 1055 00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:23,333 but a lot has happened since college. 1056 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:24,713 - Um - I know. 1057 00:51:24,713 --> 00:51:25,813 - We see that. 1058 00:51:25,813 --> 00:51:27,463 You all woman now. - (laughing). 1059 00:51:28,463 --> 00:51:30,453 - Whhoooo, girl, you got to tell us, 1060 00:51:30,453 --> 00:51:33,113 you got to tell us about them gorgeous New York men. 1061 00:51:33,113 --> 00:51:36,263 Ooohhh, I know you got some stories to tell. 1062 00:51:36,263 --> 00:51:38,706 Child, I got to live vicariously through you. 1063 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,512 You know since my husband died, 1064 00:51:43,512 --> 00:51:45,343 I ain't been gettin' no action 1065 00:51:45,343 --> 00:51:46,923 and you know, Flo. 1066 00:51:46,923 --> 00:51:49,373 She ain't got no story that lasts longer than two minutes. 1067 00:51:49,373 --> 00:51:51,183 - Shut up. - (chuckling). 1068 00:51:51,183 --> 00:51:52,451 - It's the truth. 1069 00:51:52,451 --> 00:51:53,636 (all laughing) 1070 00:51:53,636 --> 00:51:55,526 - Auntie, there hasn't been anyone. 1071 00:51:57,053 --> 00:51:57,886 - Nobody? 1072 00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:02,353 - No, since college, no, I work all the time, 1073 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:04,896 so there's no wild stories to tell. 1074 00:52:06,093 --> 00:52:09,475 - Okay, not even a little one night stand here, there huh? 1075 00:52:09,475 --> 00:52:11,000 - (chuckling) No. 1076 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,660 - Oh, what about a little bump and grind? 1077 00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:15,053 Huh? I don't see nothin' wrong 1078 00:52:15,053 --> 00:52:16,753 wit' a little bump and grind, huh! 1079 00:52:17,783 --> 00:52:19,336 That keeps ya focused baby. 1080 00:52:20,623 --> 00:52:22,243 - No one. 1081 00:52:22,243 --> 00:52:27,243 - Oh, I just assumed somebody was tearin' that up. 1082 00:52:28,717 --> 00:52:30,295 - Huh? 1083 00:52:30,295 --> 00:52:32,863 You know when a woman ain't gettin' none, I'm telling you, 1084 00:52:32,863 --> 00:52:37,863 she be mean, and cankerous like, like me. 1085 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,118 - But you sweet as pie baby. 1086 00:52:40,118 --> 00:52:41,142 (everyone laughs) 1087 00:52:41,142 --> 00:52:42,693 - Yes you are, yes you are. 1088 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:46,173 - Like many of my friends, I'm not into casual sex. 1089 00:52:46,173 --> 00:52:48,225 I connect sex with being with the person I love 1090 00:52:48,225 --> 00:52:50,177 and wanna spend the rest of my life with, 1091 00:52:50,177 --> 00:52:51,010 - Hmmm. 1092 00:52:51,010 --> 00:52:52,803 - but I wanna get married. 1093 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:54,663 - Amen baby, do it God's way. 1094 00:52:54,663 --> 00:52:58,306 - That's beautiful, but tomorrow ain't promised to you baby. 1095 00:52:59,213 --> 00:53:00,956 You better get you some, hmmm? 1096 00:53:02,283 --> 00:53:06,743 Um hmm, yes. Get it while it's moist. 1097 00:53:06,743 --> 00:53:08,193 - Ummm. - Yeah, 'cause when time 1098 00:53:08,193 --> 00:53:12,247 will pass baby and you'd be dryer than the Sahara desert. 1099 00:53:12,247 --> 00:53:13,743 (all laugh) - I'm telling you somethin', 1100 00:53:13,743 --> 00:53:16,895 I'm talkin' from experience honey, the struggle is real. 1101 00:53:16,895 --> 00:53:17,728 - (laughs) 1102 00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:18,561 - Auntie, I'll (indistinct) 1103 00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:20,033 - It's real. - I see. 1104 00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:20,961 - Yes. 1105 00:53:20,961 --> 00:53:25,057 - (chuckling) Get it baby. 1106 00:53:25,057 --> 00:53:26,557 - [Johnny] DEREK!? 1107 00:53:29,281 --> 00:53:30,114 DEREK!? 1108 00:53:40,929 --> 00:53:41,762 DEREK!? 1109 00:53:41,762 --> 00:53:44,793 - Baby listen, you know, I try not to pry 1110 00:53:44,793 --> 00:53:48,343 and I tried to stay out of you and Jonas' business, 1111 00:53:48,343 --> 00:53:49,466 - Until now, hell. 1112 00:53:50,883 --> 00:53:53,526 - Baby, what happened between you and Jonas? 1113 00:53:53,526 --> 00:53:56,103 He doesn't talk about it. 1114 00:53:56,103 --> 00:53:57,631 - My heart was broken. 1115 00:53:57,631 --> 00:53:58,464 - Um. 1116 00:54:00,673 --> 00:54:04,053 - It's like a whirlwind of emotions just came rushing back. 1117 00:54:04,053 --> 00:54:05,753 Feelings that I thought were gone. 1118 00:54:23,583 --> 00:54:25,483 - Where you think you goin'? 1119 00:54:25,483 --> 00:54:27,943 - Nowhere, man. I'm here. 1120 00:54:27,943 --> 00:54:28,933 - Punkin' out? 1121 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,473 - Nah, let's go. 1122 00:54:30,473 --> 00:54:32,483 - All right, follow me. 1123 00:54:32,483 --> 00:54:33,416 - Let's do this! 1124 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,433 - But baby, you held it together. 1125 00:54:38,433 --> 00:54:39,266 - Um hm. 1126 00:54:40,303 --> 00:54:44,400 - Um hm, yes you did, 'cause I would've slapped the taste 1127 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,443 out of Jasmine's mouth, I mean that, yes, I would've. 1128 00:54:47,443 --> 00:54:49,153 - It wasn't easy. - I believe you. 1129 00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:51,493 - After all these years I can't believe I still love him. 1130 00:54:51,493 --> 00:54:56,493 - Ha! (clapping) I knew it, I knew it! Um um um. 1131 00:54:56,643 --> 00:54:59,933 - If falling out of love is so hard, 1132 00:54:59,933 --> 00:55:02,783 why is that? Like, how do you turn love off? 1133 00:55:02,783 --> 00:55:05,033 - You can't! - You can't turn that off, 1134 00:55:05,033 --> 00:55:06,422 baby. 1135 00:55:06,422 --> 00:55:09,322 And it seem like you ain't ready to just move on, are you? 1136 00:55:10,953 --> 00:55:13,136 But you got to tell us what happened. 1137 00:55:14,993 --> 00:55:19,963 - Things changed. You know, when we went to college, 1138 00:55:19,963 --> 00:55:21,857 the us became about him. 1139 00:55:21,857 --> 00:55:23,433 - Um. 1140 00:55:23,433 --> 00:55:25,786 - Then there was a popularity and the girls. 1141 00:55:26,893 --> 00:55:30,113 Long story short. I caught him with a girl in his room. 1142 00:55:30,113 --> 00:55:33,006 - NO! And you didn't call me? 1143 00:55:34,053 --> 00:55:36,213 Came up there and set it off, you know that? 1144 00:55:36,213 --> 00:55:37,993 - Baby, I didn't know he cheated on you, 1145 00:55:37,993 --> 00:55:40,563 honey I raised him better than that. 1146 00:55:40,563 --> 00:55:41,396 - Yes. 1147 00:55:42,553 --> 00:55:46,983 - Yeah, you know, I just, that day I ran back to the dorm, 1148 00:55:46,983 --> 00:55:50,063 I packed my things, I left that night. 1149 00:55:50,063 --> 00:55:52,706 I transferred to another college, I never looked back. 1150 00:55:54,058 --> 00:55:55,813 - Um, um, um. 1151 00:55:55,813 --> 00:55:58,563 - Seems to me that you two have some unresolved issues, 1152 00:56:00,469 --> 00:56:02,963 but if you two still have feelings, 1153 00:56:02,963 --> 00:56:04,283 maybe things can work out. 1154 00:56:04,283 --> 00:56:07,173 - Nah Flo, now I love Jonas like my own son, 1155 00:56:07,173 --> 00:56:09,703 but he was wrong, what he did was wrong baby 1156 00:56:09,703 --> 00:56:12,103 and who's to say he wouldn't do it again. 1157 00:56:12,103 --> 00:56:13,753 Men, money, and power, I'm telling you, 1158 00:56:13,753 --> 00:56:15,853 that's a dangerous combination. 1159 00:56:15,853 --> 00:56:19,029 It is for you know, God forgives. 1160 00:56:19,029 --> 00:56:20,768 - Ohhhh, here we go! 1161 00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:25,768 ♪ Ohhhh Bible Study, Bible study 101, ♪ 1162 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,500 ♪ please turn to your neighbor. ♪ 1163 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,709 - Stop. - (laughing). 1164 00:56:30,709 --> 00:56:31,573 - What you want us to say, Flo? 1165 00:56:31,573 --> 00:56:33,643 What you want to say, always takin' us to church. 1166 00:56:33,643 --> 00:56:35,803 - Look, all I'm tryin' to say - What? 1167 00:56:35,803 --> 00:56:38,373 - Is that people learn from their mistakes, 1168 00:56:38,373 --> 00:56:42,313 love takes time, love is a test 1169 00:56:42,313 --> 00:56:46,823 and it's heartbreak and forgiveness. 1170 00:56:46,823 --> 00:56:47,656 - Um hm, um hm. 1171 00:56:52,863 --> 00:56:55,303 - Finally goin' be one of us now, homie. 1172 00:56:55,303 --> 00:56:56,306 - Make it official. 1173 00:56:57,503 --> 00:56:59,033 - Man, he ain't ready. 1174 00:56:59,033 --> 00:57:01,083 - Hit that real quick. - Yo, you scared? 1175 00:57:02,698 --> 00:57:05,323 (inhales weed) 1176 00:57:05,323 --> 00:57:07,680 - Man, you got baby lungs. - Yeah (indistinct). 1177 00:57:11,503 --> 00:57:14,006 - Baby, you got to seize the moment. 1178 00:57:14,853 --> 00:57:16,846 Sometimes you only get one chance. 1179 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,173 I remember when I was dating this other young man, 1180 00:57:20,173 --> 00:57:22,906 and Johnny had eyes for me, 1181 00:57:23,963 --> 00:57:26,549 everybody in my family loved this young man, 1182 00:57:26,549 --> 00:57:28,085 because he was perfect. - Yes! 1183 00:57:28,085 --> 00:57:30,433 - Good family and marked for success. 1184 00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:35,063 - Um hm, Kevin, um hm, I liked him. I wanted him. 1185 00:57:37,445 --> 00:57:41,023 Oh yeah, I did. Who didn't (chuckles). 1186 00:57:41,023 --> 00:57:42,753 - Then there was Johnny. 1187 00:57:45,843 --> 00:57:48,573 Johnny was from the poor side of town, 1188 00:57:48,573 --> 00:57:49,873 didn't have much to offer. 1189 00:57:51,198 --> 00:57:54,739 Ooohhhh, sugar wugar, baby, darling, dear! 1190 00:57:54,739 --> 00:57:55,583 (chuckles) - Um. 1191 00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:57,526 Johnny made me feel so special. 1192 00:57:59,613 --> 00:58:01,746 I loved him before I even knew I did. 1193 00:58:03,893 --> 00:58:05,853 - What do you mean by that? 1194 00:58:05,853 --> 00:58:09,243 - See, one day I heard that Johnny was leaving town 1195 00:58:10,526 --> 00:58:12,373 and I didn't know if I'd ever see him again 1196 00:58:12,373 --> 00:58:14,093 or if he'd ever come back. 1197 00:58:14,093 --> 00:58:14,926 - Um. 1198 00:58:16,136 --> 00:58:18,486 - But I knew that if I didn't seize the moment, 1199 00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:22,446 I'd lose out on my once in a lifetime love. 1200 00:58:24,313 --> 00:58:28,523 Baby, that's the day, I told him I loved him. 1201 00:58:28,523 --> 00:58:30,766 - That is a beautiful story Mom Johnson. 1202 00:58:32,013 --> 00:58:32,863 - Thank you baby. 1203 00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:35,699 Gives me goosebumps, ooohhhh, 1204 00:58:35,699 --> 00:58:36,532 pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop! 1205 00:58:36,532 --> 00:58:37,980 (all chuckles) 1206 00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:41,083 - (yawning) Oh, excuse me. 1207 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,893 I'm getting a little restless. 1208 00:58:42,893 --> 00:58:44,473 I'm gonna go ahead and head to my parent's house 1209 00:58:44,473 --> 00:58:45,953 and get some rest. 1210 00:58:45,953 --> 00:58:47,633 - No baby, stay right here. - Yes. 1211 00:58:47,633 --> 00:58:48,560 - Got plenty of space. 1212 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,633 - But what about Jonas? 1213 00:58:49,633 --> 00:58:53,143 - They're at a hotel. I got clothes for you, 1214 00:58:53,143 --> 00:58:54,336 stay here with us. 1215 00:58:55,253 --> 00:58:56,133 - Oh. 1216 00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:57,333 - Stay here. 1217 00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:58,923 I tell you what we gotta do though. 1218 00:58:58,923 --> 00:59:00,733 We got to get outta here. 1219 00:59:00,733 --> 00:59:02,103 Gotta go to Wally World, 1220 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:04,203 they gotta sale like nobody's business. 1221 00:59:04,203 --> 00:59:05,715 I need to get some girdles and everything. 1222 00:59:05,715 --> 00:59:06,548 (all laughs) 1223 00:59:06,548 --> 00:59:07,643 - Well, I have you blocked in, 1224 00:59:07,643 --> 00:59:09,273 so you're more than welcome to take my car. 1225 00:59:09,273 --> 00:59:11,944 - Ohhhh, now that's real good of ya, 1226 00:59:11,944 --> 00:59:14,543 they acts a fool over there, you know when they say... 1227 00:59:14,543 --> 00:59:17,223 this is a holiday, you know how the holiday sales are. 1228 00:59:17,223 --> 00:59:21,753 Girl, I may pick me up, I mean a real good spanks 1229 00:59:21,753 --> 00:59:22,586 - I'll take that baby. 1230 00:59:22,586 --> 00:59:23,963 - Have you noticed I lost some weight? 1231 00:59:23,963 --> 00:59:25,443 - I have, you look gorgeous. 1232 00:59:25,443 --> 00:59:26,984 - Thank you. (all laughing) 1233 00:59:26,984 --> 00:59:28,343 - I got two more bowels to move. 1234 00:59:33,622 --> 00:59:36,513 - Well, you sapsuckers get on in here. Get the losin'. 1235 00:59:36,513 --> 00:59:39,536 Get the losin' started. Get on over here. Get to it! 1236 00:59:42,565 --> 00:59:43,533 Whooo... 1237 00:59:43,533 --> 00:59:44,606 Jasmine okay? 1238 00:59:45,623 --> 00:59:47,953 - Yeah, she's at a girl's house, so I'll, 1239 00:59:47,953 --> 00:59:50,181 she'll be back later on tonight. 1240 00:59:50,181 --> 00:59:51,543 - I'm glad she's okay. 1241 00:59:51,543 --> 00:59:53,583 - Yeah, well, I see Lisa's car's gone, 1242 00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,243 is mom and auntie still here? 1243 00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:57,605 - Well your mama went shoppin' 1244 00:59:57,605 --> 00:59:59,363 and I don't smell Bengay around the house, 1245 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:01,365 so your aunt must be wit' her. 1246 01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:02,813 (laughing) 1247 01:00:02,813 --> 01:00:05,513 - Look here, we goin' play some cards or what? 1248 01:00:05,513 --> 01:00:08,003 - Yes and we'll wait for Derek while we play. 1249 01:00:08,003 --> 01:00:10,033 - Yeah, when Chris gets here, we'll get started. 1250 01:00:10,033 --> 01:00:13,303 - Chris!? Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1251 01:00:13,303 --> 01:00:15,346 I ain't seen him in a month of Sundays. 1252 01:00:16,763 --> 01:00:18,400 That boy was so jealous of you. 1253 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,873 - Who Chris? Nah pops, come on man. 1254 01:00:21,873 --> 01:00:25,637 - Yeah, well, how is he? Better yet, how's his breath? 1255 01:00:25,637 --> 01:00:27,003 (all laughs) 1256 01:00:27,003 --> 01:00:29,243 Charlie, this boy breath was so bad, 1257 01:00:29,243 --> 01:00:31,263 it's like he walked in wit a stranger 1258 01:00:31,263 --> 01:00:33,333 and sat him down next to you (chuckles). 1259 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,273 You're like, "(sniff) Ooohh Lord, who is this?" 1260 01:00:35,273 --> 01:00:36,723 - Crazy, you know that right? - Yeah. 1261 01:00:36,723 --> 01:00:38,693 - Chris is good, lives up in the Hills right now, 1262 01:00:38,693 --> 01:00:39,526 - All yeah. 1263 01:00:39,526 --> 01:00:40,603 - it's good. 1264 01:00:40,603 --> 01:00:43,873 - In the Hills with the rich folk. Yeah. 1265 01:00:43,873 --> 01:00:45,313 He still acting stuck up? 1266 01:00:45,313 --> 01:00:47,063 - Stuck up? Chris? 1267 01:00:47,063 --> 01:00:50,563 - He act like a white woman in the suburbs raised him. 1268 01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:51,770 - Matter of fact, my boy's here right now, 1269 01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:54,063 what's up big dog? - What's up brother? 1270 01:00:54,063 --> 01:00:58,523 Hey man, hey Mr. Johnson! Haven't seen you in a while. 1271 01:00:58,523 --> 01:00:59,573 - Well, you see this. 1272 01:01:00,973 --> 01:01:04,110 I see you grown into that big old head of yours (chuckles). 1273 01:01:05,806 --> 01:01:07,643 Boy, I used to feel sorry for yo neck. 1274 01:01:07,643 --> 01:01:09,736 It was like any minute (rope breaking sound) (chuckles). 1275 01:01:10,863 --> 01:01:12,683 - Already goin' in man, he ain't changed. 1276 01:01:12,683 --> 01:01:14,983 - Hey man, I'm cool, I got to get thick skin. 1277 01:01:14,983 --> 01:01:17,076 - Get this Spades goin' now. 1278 01:01:17,076 --> 01:01:19,552 - Look here, you ain't said nothin' but a word, 1279 01:01:19,552 --> 01:01:21,513 now I'm ready to put in a whooping on all y'all. 1280 01:01:21,513 --> 01:01:22,913 We playing for money, right? 1281 01:01:25,093 --> 01:01:26,893 'Cause look here. 1282 01:01:26,893 --> 01:01:30,160 I am ready to double my social security check (laughing)! 1283 01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:35,165 It ain't everyday, I get to play with a rich NFL` player. 1284 01:01:35,165 --> 01:01:36,400 - So, that's what it's about unc? 1285 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,393 You tryin to empty my pockets, man? 1286 01:01:38,393 --> 01:01:40,443 - Hell yes! Now, let's get it (laughing)! 1287 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:51,200 - Empty the trash, ahhhh (chuckles) um. 1288 01:01:53,363 --> 01:01:54,973 All right, come on, deal 'em. 1289 01:01:54,973 --> 01:01:58,603 - Wait, wait, wait, you ain't gonna answer her texts? 1290 01:01:58,603 --> 01:02:00,313 - Nope. Don't matter. 1291 01:02:00,313 --> 01:02:05,313 She goin' call regardless, five, four, three, two. 1292 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:08,479 (phone buzzes) 1293 01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:11,143 Hello? 1294 01:02:11,143 --> 01:02:12,733 Yes, Flo. 1295 01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:14,393 I sure will. 1296 01:02:14,393 --> 01:02:18,830 Upstairs? Um hm. Trouble? All right. All right bye bye. 1297 01:02:19,901 --> 01:02:21,053 Whooo. 1298 01:02:21,053 --> 01:02:23,053 - Now how'd you know she was goin' call? 1299 01:02:24,113 --> 01:02:26,413 - Simple, I married a black woman (chuckling). 1300 01:02:28,653 --> 01:02:31,672 - You need to get one of what I have. 1301 01:02:31,672 --> 01:02:32,505 - What is that? 1302 01:02:32,505 --> 01:02:34,403 I mean, is that a blow up doll? 1303 01:02:34,403 --> 01:02:35,571 - (laughing) 1304 01:02:35,571 --> 01:02:37,326 I mean, just seems like you have trouble 1305 01:02:37,326 --> 01:02:38,803 gettin' the real thing. 1306 01:02:38,803 --> 01:02:42,006 - Nah. Anything other than a black woman. 1307 01:02:47,573 --> 01:02:50,552 - Boy, you better get out my house, talkin' that crazy mess! 1308 01:02:50,552 --> 01:02:52,493 (laughing) Before I come over this counter. 1309 01:02:52,493 --> 01:02:54,051 - Hurry on man! 1310 01:02:54,051 --> 01:02:55,263 Come on. 1311 01:02:55,263 --> 01:02:56,096 - Let's work. 1312 01:02:57,053 --> 01:02:58,953 Man, we ain't got all night, let's go! 1313 01:03:05,353 --> 01:03:06,813 Look at him lookin' scared. 1314 01:03:06,813 --> 01:03:07,863 - Take it like a man. 1315 01:03:10,493 --> 01:03:12,206 - Yeah, that's right. 1316 01:03:13,507 --> 01:03:15,179 - You bout to get knocked out! 1317 01:03:15,179 --> 01:03:17,644 - Yeah, let's get it. - Yeah, we gone get you now. 1318 01:03:17,644 --> 01:03:19,873 - Yeah, you scared? You scared? 1319 01:03:19,873 --> 01:03:21,551 - What's good? What's good? 1320 01:03:21,551 --> 01:03:23,635 - Hit him, hit him! 1321 01:03:23,635 --> 01:03:24,734 - Yeah, you scared? 1322 01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:25,768 What you goin' do now? 1323 01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:27,496 - Aight, let's get it, come on! 1324 01:03:27,496 --> 01:03:28,329 - Get off me! 1325 01:03:28,329 --> 01:03:29,170 - Yeah, let's get him! Get him! 1326 01:03:29,170 --> 01:03:30,014 - Come on man! 1327 01:03:30,014 --> 01:03:31,133 - Aight! 1328 01:03:31,133 --> 01:03:34,303 - My lady would've never even thought about interrupting me. 1329 01:03:34,303 --> 01:03:35,653 - What you say? 1330 01:03:35,653 --> 01:03:38,653 - She would've just taken the trash out herself. 1331 01:03:38,653 --> 01:03:42,353 The only interruption, is bringin' me an ice cold beer. 1332 01:03:42,353 --> 01:03:44,303 - Now he does have a point there, pops. 1333 01:03:46,433 --> 01:03:48,503 Certain women just get it, pops. 1334 01:03:48,503 --> 01:03:50,320 Now we men, so we real simple, right? 1335 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,443 All we care about is women that can cook, 1336 01:03:52,443 --> 01:03:56,509 give us peace of mind and great sex! 1337 01:03:56,509 --> 01:03:57,363 (chuckles) 1338 01:03:57,363 --> 01:03:59,833 - Speaking of which, they really know how... 1339 01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:02,323 - Wait, stop right there (laughing), 1340 01:04:02,323 --> 01:04:04,073 I'm not goin' sit here and listen to this. 1341 01:04:04,073 --> 01:04:07,733 You ain't never been with a black woman to compare! 1342 01:04:07,733 --> 01:04:09,490 - Man, I have! 1343 01:04:09,490 --> 01:04:11,243 - You have? - I have. 1344 01:04:11,243 --> 01:04:14,163 - He hasn't, 'cause everybody knows 1345 01:04:14,163 --> 01:04:17,520 that a sister puts it down, all right (chuckling)? 1346 01:04:18,408 --> 01:04:20,753 And that's why your mama got the championship ring. 1347 01:04:20,753 --> 01:04:22,323 I told you bout her! - Sho nuff. 1348 01:04:22,323 --> 01:04:24,263 On our wedding night, you hear me? 1349 01:04:24,263 --> 01:04:26,504 Yo mother backed that thing up on me like, 1350 01:04:26,504 --> 01:04:29,096 (brrrp)(brrrp)(brrrp) had me singing 1351 01:04:29,096 --> 01:04:32,379 ♪ My, my, my, my, my... ♪ - And you goin' chime in unc? 1352 01:04:32,379 --> 01:04:33,212 Come on pops, stop. 1353 01:04:33,212 --> 01:04:34,953 - That's how good ya mama made me feel. 1354 01:04:34,953 --> 01:04:36,413 I'm talkin' about your mama, boy. 1355 01:04:36,413 --> 01:04:37,437 - I know you talkin' about her 1356 01:04:37,437 --> 01:04:39,413 and that's why I want you to stop. 1357 01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:41,513 'Cause look pops, times have changed, right? 1358 01:04:41,513 --> 01:04:44,463 People have evolved since your ancient era. 1359 01:04:44,463 --> 01:04:46,133 - No, no, son. 1360 01:04:46,133 --> 01:04:49,133 The problem is young people today, 1361 01:04:49,133 --> 01:04:51,373 believe whatever the media tells them. 1362 01:04:52,443 --> 01:04:54,683 The media lies to us son. 1363 01:04:54,683 --> 01:04:57,723 The media, they lie to us every day to try to get us 1364 01:04:57,723 --> 01:04:59,436 to do what they want us to do. 1365 01:05:01,533 --> 01:05:02,616 Like puppets. 1366 01:05:05,753 --> 01:05:10,753 We see it, we believe it. Don't follow the crowd boys. 1367 01:05:12,679 --> 01:05:13,512 - AYE! 1368 01:05:15,632 --> 01:05:18,225 This yo boy, you go first! 1369 01:05:18,225 --> 01:05:19,602 - What's up!? 1370 01:05:19,602 --> 01:05:20,786 - Yeah! Let's go! 1371 01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:24,869 (gang proceeds to jump Derek in) 1372 01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:39,335 - That's enough. 1373 01:05:51,088 --> 01:05:54,338 (gang talking at once) 1374 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,748 - Come on, I got you, man. 1375 01:06:21,748 --> 01:06:22,581 Come on. 1376 01:06:29,893 --> 01:06:33,223 - Okay, I hear you. Case and point, 1377 01:06:33,223 --> 01:06:34,663 Jonas, remember the type of car 1378 01:06:34,663 --> 01:06:36,863 I drove in college? - Yeah, little hoopty, Chevy 1379 01:06:36,863 --> 01:06:38,404 hatchback, yeah. - (laughing), 1380 01:06:38,404 --> 01:06:39,237 yeah that. 1381 01:06:39,237 --> 01:06:43,523 Anyway, I was tryin to holla at the sistas. 1382 01:06:43,523 --> 01:06:45,033 They didn't wanna talk to me, 1383 01:06:45,033 --> 01:06:46,713 because the type of car I drove. 1384 01:06:46,713 --> 01:06:49,313 - Wait a minute, wait, wait, how'd you get your head, 1385 01:06:49,313 --> 01:06:51,598 yo big old head in that little bitty car? 1386 01:06:51,598 --> 01:06:53,026 - (laughing). - Better yet, how'd you get 1387 01:06:53,026 --> 01:06:53,859 another brother 1388 01:06:53,859 --> 01:06:55,469 in the car wit' you? - (laughing). 1389 01:06:55,469 --> 01:06:56,973 - Wasn't no room in the car, Charlie! 1390 01:06:56,973 --> 01:07:00,106 - Any way, I didn't have a lot of money back then. 1391 01:07:01,323 --> 01:07:03,143 I couldn't afford to take 'em places 1392 01:07:03,143 --> 01:07:05,253 and buy 'em expensive things 1393 01:07:05,253 --> 01:07:08,993 and they was always sayin' stuff like you talk too white 1394 01:07:08,993 --> 01:07:13,166 or relax, you walk too stiff. 1395 01:07:15,443 --> 01:07:16,276 - You do. 1396 01:07:16,276 --> 01:07:18,513 - Okay, okay, but look, 1397 01:07:18,513 --> 01:07:21,790 I was never black enough for the sistas. 1398 01:07:28,513 --> 01:07:29,436 So, guess what? 1399 01:07:31,013 --> 01:07:33,048 I stopped comin' their way. 1400 01:07:33,048 --> 01:07:36,792 - Yeah, yeah, get it all out, yeah. 1401 01:07:36,792 --> 01:07:37,901 Is that it? 1402 01:07:37,901 --> 01:07:40,243 - I don't know Johnny, the boy kind of preachin'. 1403 01:07:40,243 --> 01:07:41,423 Shut up Charlie! 1404 01:07:41,423 --> 01:07:44,936 - But, let me tell you when my life changed. 1405 01:07:47,053 --> 01:07:49,046 When I started datin' other races. 1406 01:07:51,383 --> 01:07:54,193 They didn't ridicule me for not having money. 1407 01:07:54,193 --> 01:07:57,249 In fact, they saw what I could become, 1408 01:07:57,249 --> 01:07:59,193 - What you could become? 1409 01:07:59,193 --> 01:08:01,026 - but when a brother made a come up, 1410 01:08:02,283 --> 01:08:03,936 started driving that Bentley, 1411 01:08:05,483 --> 01:08:08,323 all the sistas wanted one. 1412 01:08:08,323 --> 01:08:12,853 I'm like, "Oh, now you wanna holla at a brotha." 1413 01:08:12,853 --> 01:08:13,756 It's too late! 1414 01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:17,676 I started throwing up my own stop sign. 1415 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:22,633 - Boy, sit yo $5 butt down! - (laughing). 1416 01:08:22,633 --> 01:08:24,205 - Boy, I'll make change on you. 1417 01:08:24,205 --> 01:08:27,459 - Okay! - (laughing). 1418 01:08:27,459 --> 01:08:31,803 - Yeah boy, you are suffering from Black Dateless Syndrome, 1419 01:08:31,803 --> 01:08:33,083 that's all that is (chuckles). 1420 01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:36,589 - Look here, my office hours are nine to five. 1421 01:08:36,589 --> 01:08:38,825 - (laughing) Maybe his shirt's too tight, Charlie. 1422 01:08:38,825 --> 01:08:39,658 - (laughing). 1423 01:08:39,658 --> 01:08:42,653 - Boy I swear, does it snap in the middle, like a leotard? 1424 01:08:42,653 --> 01:08:44,293 - Yeah, I think I saw one of his balls 1425 01:08:44,293 --> 01:08:45,771 hanging off to the side too. 1426 01:08:45,771 --> 01:08:47,807 - Ugh (laughing). 1427 01:08:47,807 --> 01:08:49,602 Ugh, ugh! - (laughing). 1428 01:08:49,602 --> 01:08:52,272 - Man, don't worry about it. - (laughing). 1429 01:08:52,272 --> 01:08:54,873 - What you laughin' at? With that goat shirt on. 1430 01:08:54,873 --> 01:08:57,163 Mariachi or somethin' like that (indistinct). 1431 01:08:57,163 --> 01:08:58,473 - Well, my sponsor pays me to wear this shirt, 1432 01:08:58,473 --> 01:08:59,776 so it don't matter, sir. 1433 01:09:02,393 --> 01:09:06,432 - Anyway, I'm tellin' you, black love, 1434 01:09:06,432 --> 01:09:08,633 good black love still exists. 1435 01:09:08,633 --> 01:09:10,079 - Um hm. 1436 01:09:10,079 --> 01:09:13,418 - And look here, no woman is perfect 1437 01:09:13,418 --> 01:09:15,883 and there's good and bad in every race, 1438 01:09:15,883 --> 01:09:17,984 but the problem with you young fellas is, 1439 01:09:17,984 --> 01:09:20,783 y'all's too busy following the trends! 1440 01:09:20,783 --> 01:09:23,253 You need to get with a woman that's good for you, 1441 01:09:23,253 --> 01:09:24,692 no matter what her race is. 1442 01:09:24,692 --> 01:09:28,233 - See your mother, I tell ya, man, she was with me 1443 01:09:28,233 --> 01:09:31,343 when I didn't have two nickels to rub together. 1444 01:09:31,343 --> 01:09:33,886 I couldn't even afford to buy her a wedding ring. 1445 01:09:35,522 --> 01:09:39,442 I take it in a string and I tied it around her finger, 1446 01:09:39,442 --> 01:09:42,056 promised to buy her diamond ring someday. 1447 01:09:43,463 --> 01:09:45,533 Your mother wore that string around her finger 1448 01:09:45,533 --> 01:09:48,463 proud all that time and never cared about 1449 01:09:48,463 --> 01:09:50,516 what anybody had to say about it. 1450 01:09:51,893 --> 01:09:54,602 - Wait, wait, wait, pops, this story true? 1451 01:09:54,602 --> 01:09:55,973 - Huh? - Huh? Is it true? 1452 01:09:55,973 --> 01:09:56,806 - You mean... 1453 01:09:56,806 --> 01:09:57,943 Nah, nah, it wasn't true. 1454 01:09:57,943 --> 01:09:59,613 - Johnny, man dang! - Come on pops, man! 1455 01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:01,283 - You know what I'm saying? 1456 01:10:01,283 --> 01:10:02,533 The point, listen to what I'm sayin'! 1457 01:10:02,533 --> 01:10:03,773 The point is... 1458 01:10:05,682 --> 01:10:08,586 your mother is a good woman! 1459 01:10:08,586 --> 01:10:11,843 - Um hmm, Flo's a good woman and she thick too. 1460 01:10:11,843 --> 01:10:12,913 - Hey, watch your mouth. 1461 01:10:12,913 --> 01:10:14,973 Hey, that's enough about my wife's onion, all right? 1462 01:10:14,973 --> 01:10:15,806 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1463 01:10:16,958 --> 01:10:20,213 - Now, at the end of the day, your mother, 1464 01:10:20,213 --> 01:10:23,753 she holds me down and at the end of the day, 1465 01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:25,064 that's what every man needs. 1466 01:10:25,064 --> 01:10:25,896 - Um hmm. 1467 01:10:25,896 --> 01:10:27,633 And you know, for years, black women 1468 01:10:27,633 --> 01:10:30,408 have been gettin' a bad rap for bein' strong, 1469 01:10:30,408 --> 01:10:31,241 - Um. 1470 01:10:31,241 --> 01:10:33,323 - but most people fail to realize why they needed to. 1471 01:10:33,323 --> 01:10:34,843 - Educate these youngsters, Charlie. 1472 01:10:34,843 --> 01:10:38,003 - Um hmm, well look here, they raisin' sons with no father. 1473 01:10:38,003 --> 01:10:38,836 - Yes. 1474 01:10:38,836 --> 01:10:41,352 - We got 2 million imprisoned black men 1475 01:10:41,352 --> 01:10:42,743 and most with no fathers. 1476 01:10:42,743 --> 01:10:46,643 - That's right, Jay, you always tryin' to get me 1477 01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:48,703 to move out of this neighborhood. 1478 01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:52,546 These young boys need us, but I'll make you a deal. 1479 01:10:53,463 --> 01:10:55,173 You build that community center, 1480 01:10:55,173 --> 01:10:59,653 you start those programs and I'll entertain your offer 1481 01:10:59,653 --> 01:11:01,213 to buy me a house. 1482 01:11:01,213 --> 01:11:03,243 - Okay, that's a deal, pops. 1483 01:11:03,243 --> 01:11:04,075 - All right. 1484 01:11:04,075 --> 01:11:05,223 - Hold up! 1485 01:11:05,223 --> 01:11:06,863 How did we get on this topic? 1486 01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:08,363 - You, knucklehead (laughing)! 1487 01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:12,020 - You know what? You two failed to mention 1488 01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:15,023 the two most important things in a relationship. 1489 01:11:15,023 --> 01:11:17,873 - Talk about it, Charlie. - And that's love and respect. 1490 01:11:17,873 --> 01:11:18,903 - Yes, sir. 1491 01:11:18,903 --> 01:11:22,152 Now for a woman's got those two things, 1492 01:11:22,152 --> 01:11:24,002 oohh Lord, she'll do anything to you. 1493 01:11:24,923 --> 01:11:27,143 - Charlie, you mean anything for you, right? 1494 01:11:27,143 --> 01:11:27,976 - Yeah, that's what I meant. 1495 01:11:27,976 --> 01:11:29,273 - Yes. - (chuckling). 1496 01:11:29,273 --> 01:11:30,943 - Now Jonas, look here. 1497 01:11:30,943 --> 01:11:33,543 I saw how you was lookin' at Lisa earlier. 1498 01:11:33,543 --> 01:11:35,913 - Yeah, yeah, I had to keep my eye on Jesus 1499 01:11:35,913 --> 01:11:36,872 when she walked in. 1500 01:11:36,872 --> 01:11:38,545 - Whhoooo, oooohhhh, ooohhh, 1501 01:11:38,545 --> 01:11:40,245 little sweet tenderoni (laughing)! 1502 01:11:41,535 --> 01:11:43,403 - Yeah, she's still lookin' good, man, 1503 01:11:43,403 --> 01:11:46,493 but look, she left me. I mean just disappeared. 1504 01:11:46,493 --> 01:11:48,003 - Well, what did you do? 1505 01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:50,223 - Pops to this day I have no idea, man. 1506 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:53,182 - Wait, am I missing something? 1507 01:11:53,182 --> 01:11:54,253 Lisa's in town? 1508 01:11:54,253 --> 01:11:56,190 - Yeah and she looks amazing man 1509 01:11:56,190 --> 01:11:57,323 and the cold part about it, 1510 01:11:57,323 --> 01:11:59,073 I couldn't even hide it from Jasmine. 1511 01:11:59,073 --> 01:12:02,207 - Sounds like y'all got unfinished business. 1512 01:12:02,207 --> 01:12:05,143 - (chuckles) Yep, you still love Lisa? 1513 01:12:05,143 --> 01:12:09,170 - Why would he go back to Lisa? Remember she left him. 1514 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:12,803 - All right, y'all ain't tryin' to play no cards. 1515 01:12:12,803 --> 01:12:15,573 Listen, I'm startin' to feel like Dr. Phil. 1516 01:12:15,573 --> 01:12:17,273 I'm goin' to bed 1517 01:12:17,273 --> 01:12:19,440 and Derek better get his butt in this house. 1518 01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:21,023 - Wait, now I still need to deduct 1519 01:12:21,023 --> 01:12:22,473 my social security check now! 1520 01:12:25,173 --> 01:12:27,536 - I know you're not seriously considering this. 1521 01:12:28,589 --> 01:12:30,352 - Aye man, I owe it to myself to see what happened 1522 01:12:30,352 --> 01:12:32,573 between us and if they're still something between us. 1523 01:12:32,573 --> 01:12:37,063 - No man, she had a chance bro, a woman like Lisa, 1524 01:12:37,063 --> 01:12:39,102 she doesn't deserve men like us. 1525 01:12:39,102 --> 01:12:41,932 - Hold on, why do you care who I'm with? 1526 01:12:41,932 --> 01:12:44,023 - Come on Jay, man, 1527 01:12:44,023 --> 01:12:45,823 I just don't wanna see you get hurt. 1528 01:12:47,453 --> 01:12:48,286 - I respect that 1529 01:12:55,163 --> 01:12:56,863 - Yo Jay, what happened to D, man? 1530 01:12:58,813 --> 01:13:00,836 - Ayo pops! Pops! 1531 01:13:01,793 --> 01:13:03,193 - What happened Jay? 1532 01:13:03,193 --> 01:13:06,163 - Derek, what happened to my son!? 1533 01:13:06,163 --> 01:13:07,520 I'm not gonna ask you again, 1534 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:08,938 what happened to my son!? 1535 01:13:08,938 --> 01:13:10,136 - It was a gang initiation! 1536 01:13:12,643 --> 01:13:14,503 - Got you lil bro. - Come on Flo, answer the 1537 01:13:14,503 --> 01:13:15,336 phone. 1538 01:13:15,336 --> 01:13:16,993 Answer the phone! 1539 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,313 - Yo Chris, need you to hold the spot down for me, man. 1540 01:13:19,313 --> 01:13:20,146 - I got you. 1541 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:22,253 - Anybody call, we at the Bayview Hospital. 1542 01:13:22,253 --> 01:13:23,993 - Somethin' bad happened to Derek! 1543 01:13:23,993 --> 01:13:26,293 Meet us at the at the Bayview Hospital! 1544 01:13:26,293 --> 01:13:27,756 - You're goin' be all right, dog. 1545 01:13:38,598 --> 01:13:40,515 - Oh man, this place... 1546 01:14:03,410 --> 01:14:05,660 - Mama Johnson is that you? 1547 01:14:07,843 --> 01:14:08,676 Who's there? 1548 01:14:10,743 --> 01:14:11,736 - It's Chris. 1549 01:14:12,743 --> 01:14:15,012 Lisa!? Is that you? 1550 01:14:15,012 --> 01:14:16,273 - Chris? What are you doing here? 1551 01:14:16,273 --> 01:14:18,663 - I can ask you the same. 1552 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:21,745 - I was upstairs taking a nap when I heard noises. 1553 01:14:21,745 --> 01:14:22,883 I wasn't expecting to see you here. 1554 01:14:22,883 --> 01:14:24,852 - I bet you weren't, 1555 01:14:24,852 --> 01:14:26,973 I reached out to you a few times, but... 1556 01:14:28,253 --> 01:14:29,273 - Where is everyone? 1557 01:14:29,273 --> 01:14:32,453 - You mean Jay, Jasmine (indistinct) for something, 1558 01:14:32,453 --> 01:14:34,726 but everyone else, I'm not sure. 1559 01:14:35,693 --> 01:14:39,857 - Okay, it's gettin' late, I'ma go turn it in for the night. 1560 01:14:39,857 --> 01:14:41,533 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1561 01:14:41,533 --> 01:14:44,043 You don't gotta be so quick to leave. 1562 01:14:44,043 --> 01:14:45,343 Why don't you stay and you know, 1563 01:14:45,343 --> 01:14:47,193 keep me company til everyone returns? 1564 01:14:48,613 --> 01:14:51,986 - Why Chris? Remember? I was never good enough for Jonas. 1565 01:14:52,823 --> 01:14:53,655 - Hmm. 1566 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:57,163 You remembered that. We were kids, 1567 01:14:57,163 --> 01:14:58,873 let's leave the past in the past. 1568 01:14:58,873 --> 01:15:02,186 Besides, I was just tryin' to protect you from Jay. 1569 01:15:03,910 --> 01:15:07,512 - Derek! Hang in there Derek! We got you man! Hang in there! 1570 01:15:07,512 --> 01:15:09,493 Go! Hurry up! Go! Go! 1571 01:15:09,493 --> 01:15:10,843 - Go home and wait for your mama, 1572 01:15:10,843 --> 01:15:12,403 just in case she doesn't get my message. 1573 01:15:12,403 --> 01:15:13,236 - Okay. 1574 01:15:13,236 --> 01:15:15,206 - Derek, hold on, son. Hold on now. 1575 01:15:16,203 --> 01:15:19,980 Pull up right here in the front, right here in the front! 1576 01:16:01,143 --> 01:16:02,932 - And I'm supposed to thank you? 1577 01:16:02,932 --> 01:16:05,143 And why the hell you keep sending pictures to my DM's? 1578 01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:06,636 'Cause we're not friends! 1579 01:16:06,636 --> 01:16:10,643 - I did what I did for you. You a sweet girl. 1580 01:16:10,643 --> 01:16:12,123 - What are you doin'? 1581 01:16:12,123 --> 01:16:15,613 - Remember, I liked you first, Jay just got in the way. 1582 01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:17,913 I guess you like that football star type, huh? 1583 01:16:19,223 --> 01:16:22,352 Back then I was just this tall, skinny kid wit' a big head, 1584 01:16:22,352 --> 01:16:25,303 but I'm all grown up now. 1585 01:16:25,303 --> 01:16:29,440 - Um and clearly I see you've grown into your big ego too. 1586 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,325 - And a bank account to match it. 1587 01:16:32,743 --> 01:16:34,803 I see the way you be lookin' at me. 1588 01:16:34,803 --> 01:16:36,613 - I'm looking? Nah, see you got it all.. 1589 01:16:36,613 --> 01:16:39,436 - Wrong? I don't think so. 1590 01:16:41,813 --> 01:16:44,743 This is a time for us to finally be together. 1591 01:16:44,743 --> 01:16:46,903 I don't see what you saw in Jay, anyway. 1592 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:50,323 - What? Be together, nah Chris, see now you trippin. 1593 01:16:50,323 --> 01:16:53,926 - Look, I was the one deserving of you, not Jay. 1594 01:16:54,923 --> 01:16:59,736 Everything was given to him and he never appreciated it. 1595 01:17:01,633 --> 01:17:03,333 - I've never felt that way about you. 1596 01:17:03,333 --> 01:17:06,932 It's always been about Jonas, never about you. 1597 01:17:06,932 --> 01:17:11,932 - Jonas, Jonas, Jonas. I'm so tired of that name. 1598 01:17:13,893 --> 01:17:15,896 - Leave now and maybe I won't tell him 1599 01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:18,063 what his supposedly best friend said. 1600 01:17:18,063 --> 01:17:20,793 - FORGET JAY! You know you want this! 1601 01:17:20,793 --> 01:17:21,843 - What!? 1602 01:17:21,843 --> 01:17:22,676 Chris, no! 1603 01:17:24,033 --> 01:17:25,932 - Lord, I'm so glad I charged up my phone, 1604 01:17:25,932 --> 01:17:28,733 I would've never gotten that message from Johnny! 1605 01:17:28,733 --> 01:17:29,682 Oh God (panicking)! 1606 01:17:30,590 --> 01:17:33,093 - [Passenger] Now, I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord 1607 01:17:33,093 --> 01:17:34,491 my soul to keep. 1608 01:17:34,491 --> 01:17:37,323 Lord, (indistinct)! 1609 01:17:37,323 --> 01:17:39,283 - I'll take what I want, 1610 01:17:39,283 --> 01:17:41,836 rather you wanna give it to me or not. 1611 01:17:43,503 --> 01:17:45,773 Go ahead, go ahead. Beg for it. 1612 01:17:45,773 --> 01:17:46,776 - Chris stop! 1613 01:17:49,783 --> 01:17:52,176 - Go ahead, beg for it. 1614 01:17:53,776 --> 01:17:56,476 - You trippin'. - I'll like it even more. 1615 01:17:56,476 --> 01:17:57,583 - Get off of me! - I can't stand women 1616 01:17:57,583 --> 01:17:58,416 like you! 1617 01:17:59,654 --> 01:18:01,773 Think you're too good for a brother! 1618 01:18:01,773 --> 01:18:02,963 - Chris, think about what you're doing, 1619 01:18:02,963 --> 01:18:04,623 you're making a big mistake. 1620 01:18:04,623 --> 01:18:05,902 Someone can walk in here, anyone. 1621 01:18:05,902 --> 01:18:07,293 - SO!! 1622 01:18:07,293 --> 01:18:11,986 No one's gonna believe you! It's my word, against yours! 1623 01:18:13,627 --> 01:18:14,672 - Chris stop! 1624 01:18:14,672 --> 01:18:17,573 Chris stop it, what are you doing? 1625 01:18:17,573 --> 01:18:19,373 - Hey man! The hell's goin' on in here!? 1626 01:18:19,373 --> 01:18:20,613 - He tried to rape me! 1627 01:18:20,613 --> 01:18:21,843 - Tried to rape you? What's wrong wit' you! 1628 01:18:21,843 --> 01:18:23,780 - Man, ain't nobody try to rape that girl! 1629 01:18:23,780 --> 01:18:25,613 - Time for you to leave, Chris. 1630 01:18:25,613 --> 01:18:27,573 - So it's like that, man? 1631 01:18:27,573 --> 01:18:28,983 You just gonna believe her? - Hey hey! One thing I know 1632 01:18:28,983 --> 01:18:31,245 about Lisa, she ain't a liar, dude! 1633 01:18:32,762 --> 01:18:35,896 - So, it's like that? - Yeah, it's like that. 1634 01:18:36,901 --> 01:18:38,093 All this damn time, you've been tryin' to make me 1635 01:18:38,093 --> 01:18:39,563 stray away from Lisa, huh? 1636 01:18:39,563 --> 01:18:41,163 Tryin' to block what God has had for me 1637 01:18:41,163 --> 01:18:42,926 this whole time, right? 1638 01:18:43,923 --> 01:18:48,012 - You know what you know? You know I loved her first. 1639 01:18:48,012 --> 01:18:49,113 - Huh? 1640 01:18:49,113 --> 01:18:51,762 - All through high school and college. 1641 01:18:51,762 --> 01:18:55,006 Man, you had the best girls, the nicest cars, 1642 01:18:56,243 --> 01:18:58,506 everything came so easy to Jonas. 1643 01:19:00,113 --> 01:19:01,473 I was just 'posed to sit around 1644 01:19:01,473 --> 01:19:03,483 and get yo sloppy seconds, 1645 01:19:03,483 --> 01:19:07,833 but you know what, man, she ain't all that anyway. 1646 01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:09,863 - Okay, leave now before I call the police! 1647 01:19:09,863 --> 01:19:11,063 - All right (chuckling). 1648 01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:14,167 - Hey, you okay? 1649 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,000 - Yeah, (indistinct). 1650 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,000 - Aye (chuckling), before I go, 1651 01:19:24,003 --> 01:19:26,731 you ever wonder why Lisa broke up with you? 1652 01:19:26,731 --> 01:19:30,543 I would know, because I set it all up. 1653 01:19:30,543 --> 01:19:32,491 - Chris, what are you doing? Don't do this. 1654 01:19:32,491 --> 01:19:34,033 - (laughing). - What are you talking about? 1655 01:19:34,033 --> 01:19:37,262 - Nothing Chris, please. - Sweet Jasmine, glad you 1656 01:19:37,262 --> 01:19:40,070 could make it, aye, we're all here 1657 01:19:40,070 --> 01:19:41,473 and they need to know. 1658 01:19:41,473 --> 01:19:42,664 - He doesn't need to know. 1659 01:19:42,664 --> 01:19:43,693 - I don't need to know what Jasmine? 1660 01:19:43,693 --> 01:19:45,959 - Nothing, Chris, please... - Get! 1661 01:19:45,959 --> 01:19:47,393 - No. - What!? 1662 01:19:47,393 --> 01:19:50,273 You like stories? I got a doozy for you, bro. 1663 01:19:50,273 --> 01:19:51,753 - Yeah, okay. 1664 01:19:51,753 --> 01:19:53,116 - Once upon a time, 1665 01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:57,283 I paid a girl to be in your apartment naked, 1666 01:19:57,283 --> 01:20:02,283 then I called Lisa, and I told Lisa to come to your room 1667 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:07,833 and when Lisa got there, sweet Jasmine was there. 1668 01:20:08,133 --> 01:20:10,950 She answered the door butt ass naked (chuckling). 1669 01:20:12,093 --> 01:20:12,943 - Jasmine!? 1670 01:20:12,943 --> 01:20:14,783 - So, that's where I know you from? 1671 01:20:14,783 --> 01:20:17,893 - (chuckling) Just a little confession 1672 01:20:18,753 --> 01:20:21,706 before we part ways, brother. 1673 01:20:21,706 --> 01:20:24,243 - No, he's not worth it! he's not worth it 1674 01:20:24,243 --> 01:20:27,836 - Jonas, I'm sorry you had to find out like this. 1675 01:20:29,223 --> 01:20:30,773 You supposed to be my man, huh? 1676 01:20:31,863 --> 01:20:33,693 How are y'all goin' do this to me? 1677 01:20:33,693 --> 01:20:36,273 After all I did for you and you, huh!? 1678 01:20:37,383 --> 01:20:40,113 - Jasmine ain't nothing but a gold digger. 1679 01:20:40,113 --> 01:20:45,113 As for me, I got tired of seeing everything go your way. 1680 01:20:45,253 --> 01:20:49,439 Then you not giving a damn about no one, but yoself. 1681 01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:51,903 - Jonas, I was that person back then, but I'm different now. 1682 01:20:51,903 --> 01:20:53,535 I do love you. - (laughing) 1683 01:20:53,535 --> 01:20:55,216 - I do. - Love, love. 1684 01:20:56,213 --> 01:20:57,333 Is that the same love 1685 01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:59,596 that just had you in my bed earlier tonight? 1686 01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:04,083 - You know you've been bribing me since college. 1687 01:21:04,083 --> 01:21:05,463 Jonas, I do love you. 1688 01:21:05,463 --> 01:21:06,883 - Look, - I do. 1689 01:21:06,883 --> 01:21:10,163 - Has he told you that he lost his $40 million contract 1690 01:21:10,163 --> 01:21:11,983 when he hurt himself? 1691 01:21:11,983 --> 01:21:13,876 Hey, still love him? 1692 01:21:15,262 --> 01:21:17,620 I bet you ain't even told your family, did you? 1693 01:21:21,319 --> 01:21:25,652 (clapping) The great Jonas Johnson. 1694 01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:30,903 How does it feel to be tossed aside? 1695 01:21:30,903 --> 01:21:32,503 - Feels like I'm the same 1696 01:21:32,503 --> 01:21:34,613 and you'll never be like me on your best day. 1697 01:21:34,613 --> 01:21:38,806 So, on my mama, you better get outta here dude! 1698 01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:43,806 - (chuckles) All right, I'll leave, but hey, before I go. 1699 01:21:46,953 --> 01:21:50,036 I told you I've been with a black woman. 1700 01:21:54,573 --> 01:21:55,405 - I'm sorry. 1701 01:21:56,262 --> 01:21:57,096 - Let's GO! 1702 01:21:58,523 --> 01:21:59,495 - Goodbye Jasmine. 1703 01:22:02,182 --> 01:22:03,723 No, no, no, no, no, baby, baby, it's over. 1704 01:22:03,723 --> 01:22:04,556 They're out of our lives. 1705 01:22:04,556 --> 01:22:07,393 They're out of our lives, all right? 1706 01:22:07,393 --> 01:22:09,413 Whoa, whoa, whoa, but how are you? 1707 01:22:09,413 --> 01:22:10,432 All right, did he hurt you? 1708 01:22:10,432 --> 01:22:13,153 - No, I'm fine. - Huh? 1709 01:22:23,113 --> 01:22:24,182 - Go slow. 1710 01:22:24,182 --> 01:22:25,940 - You okay little man? 1711 01:22:25,940 --> 01:22:26,773 - I'm a G. 1712 01:22:28,453 --> 01:22:32,512 - Doctor said he'll be fine, just minor cuts and bruises. 1713 01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:33,413 - Let me help you. 1714 01:22:35,262 --> 01:22:36,346 You a G, huh? 1715 01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:39,786 - Easy now, easy. 1716 01:22:39,786 --> 01:22:41,173 I got you, all right. 1717 01:22:41,173 --> 01:22:42,575 - You two need to talk. 1718 01:22:43,483 --> 01:22:45,483 Now I've had my say in the matter. 1719 01:22:45,483 --> 01:22:46,483 - Yes ma'am. 1720 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:48,709 - Lisa a lot's been goin' on tonight, baby I'll fill you in. 1721 01:22:48,709 --> 01:22:49,993 Are you still stayin' with us? 1722 01:22:49,993 --> 01:22:52,946 - Yes ma'am, I completely understand. 1723 01:22:54,673 --> 01:22:56,773 I'll leave you all to talk, okay? 1724 01:22:56,773 --> 01:22:57,782 Have a good night. 1725 01:22:57,782 --> 01:22:58,743 - Goodnight, I'll see you tomorrow. 1726 01:22:58,743 --> 01:23:01,856 - Son, I meant what I said. 1727 01:23:04,983 --> 01:23:05,816 I love you, son. 1728 01:23:07,970 --> 01:23:08,860 I love you, son. 1729 01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:10,852 - I love you too pops. 1730 01:23:10,852 --> 01:23:13,245 - Hey pops, what about that three second rule? 1731 01:23:17,053 --> 01:23:20,806 - That rule no longer applies to either of my boys, 1732 01:23:22,923 --> 01:23:24,050 come here, now. 1733 01:23:32,623 --> 01:23:36,913 Flo, I've got something that I need to go and handle. 1734 01:23:36,913 --> 01:23:37,745 - Johnny... 1735 01:23:37,745 --> 01:23:39,146 - But, I will be back shortly. 1736 01:23:41,173 --> 01:23:44,003 Goodnight everybody. - Johnny, please, please, 1737 01:23:44,003 --> 01:23:45,056 be careful. 1738 01:23:46,983 --> 01:23:49,784 - Hey I'm goin' wit' you pops. - Oh my God. 1739 01:23:49,784 --> 01:23:51,123 - Goodnight fellas. - All right now. 1740 01:23:51,123 --> 01:23:51,980 - Oh God, please. 1741 01:23:51,980 --> 01:23:53,250 Jesus, please, please. - Ay pops, can you change 1742 01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:54,083 your shirt? 1743 01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:55,149 Can't go in the hood with this shirt on. 1744 01:23:55,149 --> 01:23:56,736 - Flo, it's goin' be all right Flo. 1745 01:23:56,736 --> 01:23:59,003 Flo, it's goin' be all right. - Oh God, oh God, oh God. 1746 01:23:59,970 --> 01:24:02,623 - Derek, you need anything, baby? 1747 01:24:02,623 --> 01:24:04,533 - No, Auntie, I'm fine. 1748 01:24:04,533 --> 01:24:06,839 - Are you sure there? Looka there. Jesus. 1749 01:24:06,839 --> 01:24:07,903 - I'm gonna go to bed, actually. 1750 01:24:07,903 --> 01:24:10,925 - Baby, you got to be more careful, look here. 1751 01:24:10,925 --> 01:24:11,758 - I got it, I got it. 1752 01:24:12,685 --> 01:24:14,043 - You good? Um. 1753 01:24:14,043 --> 01:24:15,363 - Sure you're okay? 1754 01:24:15,363 --> 01:24:16,196 - I am Charlie. 1755 01:24:17,113 --> 01:24:18,602 - Let me help him a little bit. 1756 01:24:18,602 --> 01:24:20,323 Lord baby, obviously... 1757 01:24:20,323 --> 01:24:21,773 - You guys have a good night. 1758 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:31,423 - Get some rest now, go ahead, go in your room. 1759 01:24:31,423 --> 01:24:36,423 Don't come back down. Jesus, um, um, um, um. I tell ya. 1760 01:24:39,392 --> 01:24:40,809 Charlie, come on. 1761 01:24:42,459 --> 01:24:43,293 (whispering) Come on up here. 1762 01:24:43,293 --> 01:24:44,762 - Oh yeah, it's gettin' late! 1763 01:24:44,762 --> 01:24:47,423 - Yes it is, it's gettin very late. 1764 01:24:47,423 --> 01:24:48,783 - I better go too. 1765 01:24:48,783 --> 01:24:51,223 - You call, go ahead now. 1766 01:24:51,223 --> 01:24:53,262 Go ahead Charlie, I'll see you tomorrow. 1767 01:24:53,262 --> 01:24:54,383 - See y'all later. 1768 01:24:54,383 --> 01:24:59,150 - Come on Charlie, shhhh, come on. Be quiet, shhhh. 1769 01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:02,100 Get you some (indistinct). 1770 01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:05,350 (Hip hop music begins) 1771 01:25:20,669 --> 01:25:23,336 (knock on door) 1772 01:25:24,221 --> 01:25:25,054 - Door like this? 1773 01:25:25,054 --> 01:25:26,631 - Man, what the... - Who's this? 1774 01:25:26,631 --> 01:25:28,133 (knock on door) 1775 01:25:28,133 --> 01:25:29,300 - Who is that? 1776 01:25:32,153 --> 01:25:33,276 - Stand down. 1777 01:25:38,752 --> 01:25:41,213 What's up wit you two? We cool? 1778 01:25:41,213 --> 01:25:43,083 - That's yet to be determined, 1779 01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:44,803 - I think you know why we're here, right? 1780 01:25:44,803 --> 01:25:46,443 Y'all jumped my little brother. 1781 01:25:46,443 --> 01:25:48,203 - (laughing) 1782 01:25:48,203 --> 01:25:49,896 - Oh, that's funny to you, huh? 1783 01:25:52,587 --> 01:25:54,596 - Well, if it ain't Mr. NFL himself. 1784 01:25:55,670 --> 01:25:58,173 You two got some heart comin' in here. 1785 01:25:58,173 --> 01:26:00,173 I could blow your brains out right here! 1786 01:26:01,283 --> 01:26:03,293 - Boy, you don't scare me. 1787 01:26:03,293 --> 01:26:05,012 Now, I know your daddy. 1788 01:26:05,012 --> 01:26:07,123 We was boys before he went off to prison 1789 01:26:07,123 --> 01:26:09,333 to serve a life sentence. 1790 01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:13,343 Now, you can shoot me, but what is that going to accomplish? 1791 01:26:13,343 --> 01:26:15,894 You wanna die in prison like your father? 1792 01:26:15,894 --> 01:26:16,727 - (chuckles). 1793 01:26:16,727 --> 01:26:18,893 - Now, I know why you're angry, son. 1794 01:26:18,893 --> 01:26:20,493 I know why all of you are angry, 1795 01:26:21,613 --> 01:26:26,006 but you can't let the sins of your father become yours! 1796 01:26:27,755 --> 01:26:29,140 - Don't come in here actin' like you understand us 1797 01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:32,366 or better than us, especially you Mr. NFL! 1798 01:26:36,973 --> 01:26:38,733 I should just blow your head off! 1799 01:26:38,733 --> 01:26:40,333 You don't care nothin' about us. 1800 01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:41,910 You donate some tennis shoes around Christmas. 1801 01:26:41,910 --> 01:26:44,743 and you think that makes it right? 1802 01:26:49,733 --> 01:26:50,973 - Now, wait a minute, boy, I'm not goin' just let you... 1803 01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:54,276 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, it's okay, pops. I got it. 1804 01:26:59,393 --> 01:27:02,753 Yeah, you goin' shoot me, Boog? Hmm? 1805 01:27:02,753 --> 01:27:03,873 Pull the trigger, 1806 01:27:03,873 --> 01:27:06,346 'cause I ain't afraid to die what I believe in. 1807 01:27:07,498 --> 01:27:08,643 - What you believe in!? - Yeah. 1808 01:27:08,643 --> 01:27:10,713 - And, what you believe in, huh? 1809 01:27:10,713 --> 01:27:11,733 - My family... 1810 01:27:14,253 --> 01:27:18,860 and you, Boog, yeah and everybody in here 1811 01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:24,876 and I believe, we stop killin' each other and work together. 1812 01:27:27,423 --> 01:27:31,313 We can make things happen, man. That's what I believe. 1813 01:27:31,313 --> 01:27:32,323 - How are we goin' to do that!? 1814 01:27:32,323 --> 01:27:34,473 - First by you takin' that gun out by head. 1815 01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:39,866 And let's chop it up, I got you. 1816 01:27:44,903 --> 01:27:46,602 - We don't need no empty promises. 1817 01:27:47,453 --> 01:27:49,273 That's all people ever done is lied to us. 1818 01:27:49,273 --> 01:27:51,953 - Ay, it's me, you got my word 1819 01:27:51,953 --> 01:27:53,102 and I'ma listen to you. 1820 01:27:54,366 --> 01:27:55,733 Now, tell me what we need. 1821 01:27:55,733 --> 01:27:59,366 I wanna change this world, let's start wit' our hood. 1822 01:27:59,366 --> 01:28:00,356 What we need? 1823 01:28:02,883 --> 01:28:06,036 - We'll see, we'll chop it up. 1824 01:28:06,036 --> 01:28:07,443 - All right, that's my word. 1825 01:28:07,443 --> 01:28:08,276 - All right. 1826 01:28:10,218 --> 01:28:12,186 - Aight, let's go pops. 1827 01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:23,216 (upbeat music plays) 1828 01:28:47,418 --> 01:28:50,150 - Charlie, now I'm not a loose woman, 1829 01:28:50,150 --> 01:28:53,182 but I am havin' a loose moment. 1830 01:28:53,182 --> 01:28:56,154 - Well, I'm goin' do my best to break yo back! 1831 01:28:56,154 --> 01:28:57,688 - Oooohhhh oooohhh ooohhh - (laughing). 1832 01:28:57,688 --> 01:29:00,010 - Now my back been broke, years ago! 1833 01:29:10,633 --> 01:29:12,673 - So you... - So you... 1834 01:29:12,673 --> 01:29:14,623 - come on, sit down, you go first babe. 1835 01:29:16,343 --> 01:29:17,176 Just relax. 1836 01:29:25,953 --> 01:29:28,182 - Why didn't you come for me? 1837 01:29:30,036 --> 01:29:32,905 I know I made it virtually impossible for you to find me, 1838 01:29:34,047 --> 01:29:36,197 but I believe that love always finds a way. 1839 01:29:38,932 --> 01:29:40,946 - We found each other now, right? 1840 01:29:42,346 --> 01:29:44,203 'Cause we're here right now 1841 01:29:44,203 --> 01:29:45,453 and if any constellation, 1842 01:29:46,602 --> 01:29:48,416 Lisa I thought about you every day. 1843 01:29:49,563 --> 01:29:50,963 It was just my foolish pride 1844 01:29:50,963 --> 01:29:52,863 that stopped me from coming after you. 1845 01:29:54,673 --> 01:29:56,223 - You're engaged to be married. 1846 01:29:57,214 --> 01:29:59,273 - Yeah, well, Aunt B was right, 1847 01:29:59,273 --> 01:30:00,706 Jasmine never had my heart, 1848 01:30:01,643 --> 01:30:04,606 I mean, truth be told no one can ever take your place. 1849 01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:10,363 - I don't know if my heart... 1850 01:30:10,363 --> 01:30:12,253 risk being broken. 1851 01:30:12,253 --> 01:30:13,086 - Mine either. 1852 01:30:14,173 --> 01:30:16,703 Lisa I was devastated when you left, 1853 01:30:16,703 --> 01:30:18,643 but what remained constant. 1854 01:30:18,643 --> 01:30:19,766 Was my love for you. 1855 01:30:21,123 --> 01:30:23,146 Woman, I love you more than I ever have. 1856 01:30:25,512 --> 01:30:27,613 I'm mature enough now to deal with my feelings, 1857 01:30:27,613 --> 01:30:28,626 I wasn't back then. 1858 01:30:34,583 --> 01:30:35,666 - I'm scared. 1859 01:30:36,761 --> 01:30:37,721 - I know. 1860 01:30:37,721 --> 01:30:40,554 (R&B music plays) 1861 01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:25,270 - Go from here? 1862 01:31:29,723 --> 01:31:31,306 - Let's figure it out another day. 1863 01:31:35,343 --> 01:31:36,932 What I need to know... 1864 01:31:36,932 --> 01:31:39,088 - I'm (indistinct) (chuckles). 1865 01:31:39,088 --> 01:31:41,921 (R&B music plays) 1866 01:31:57,413 --> 01:31:59,413 - And what's it come to? 1867 01:31:59,413 --> 01:32:01,721 A hot glorified mess. 1868 01:32:01,721 --> 01:32:04,953 Son, you hurt me when you said we embarrassed you. 1869 01:32:04,953 --> 01:32:07,953 We sacrificed everything so that you could be where you are. 1870 01:32:10,093 --> 01:32:10,926 - You did, ma. 1871 01:32:12,292 --> 01:32:14,932 - But you don't want nobody that looks like me. 1872 01:32:14,932 --> 01:32:17,405 Son, just who am I to you? 1873 01:32:18,404 --> 01:32:21,463 - Ma, I wasn't sayin' that about you, ma. 1874 01:32:21,463 --> 01:32:22,463 - You don't have to. 1875 01:32:23,471 --> 01:32:24,887 Your actions did. 1876 01:32:39,343 --> 01:32:44,343 - Good morning, ma. 1877 01:32:44,393 --> 01:32:47,526 - Morning son, you're up mighty early. 1878 01:32:50,883 --> 01:32:55,063 - I wanna apologize 1879 01:32:56,708 --> 01:32:57,820 for not being here 1880 01:32:59,706 --> 01:33:02,066 and the way I treated you throughout the years. 1881 01:33:06,393 --> 01:33:07,643 Ma, look at me. 1882 01:33:12,505 --> 01:33:13,338 Ma. 1883 01:33:16,136 --> 01:33:18,186 I wish you would've told me you was sick. 1884 01:33:21,057 --> 01:33:22,658 - I didn't wanna worry you, son. 1885 01:33:34,903 --> 01:33:36,360 - She reminded me of you. 1886 01:33:40,173 --> 01:33:42,506 - Who are you talkin' about? 1887 01:33:44,193 --> 01:33:45,426 - A long time ago, 1888 01:33:47,193 --> 01:33:49,616 I did choose a woman just like you, 1889 01:33:52,823 --> 01:33:57,366 Lisa, but she hurt me, ma. 1890 01:33:59,723 --> 01:34:03,673 Yeah, Lisa 1891 01:34:06,012 --> 01:34:08,300 has every quality I love about you. 1892 01:34:13,529 --> 01:34:15,946 - I knew she is a good woman. 1893 01:34:17,243 --> 01:34:20,346 - So it wasn't you, it was Lisa. 1894 01:34:22,948 --> 01:34:27,948 (indistinct), you, reminded me of everything about Lisa 1895 01:34:27,953 --> 01:34:29,243 that was familiar to us 1896 01:34:32,443 --> 01:34:33,726 and that hurt. 1897 01:34:36,153 --> 01:34:37,932 That's why I didn't stay. 1898 01:34:42,730 --> 01:34:44,230 But I never meant to hurt you. 1899 01:34:47,303 --> 01:34:48,136 - I know, son. 1900 01:34:49,881 --> 01:34:52,476 I want you to know I'm proud of you. 1901 01:34:54,434 --> 01:34:56,601 My baby is back. 1902 01:34:56,601 --> 01:34:58,506 - (chuckles) Yes I am. 1903 01:35:00,512 --> 01:35:01,416 Yes I am. 1904 01:35:04,463 --> 01:35:07,196 You, I love you. - I love you too, baby. 1905 01:35:08,123 --> 01:35:11,140 - You still the most beautiful woman in the world to me. 1906 01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:13,337 - I know (chuckling). 1907 01:35:13,337 --> 01:35:15,063 So come on, help me make these pancakes 1908 01:35:15,063 --> 01:35:16,573 like we did back in the day. 1909 01:35:16,573 --> 01:35:18,303 - Sure, if only you're making your famous 1910 01:35:18,303 --> 01:35:19,631 blueberry pancakes. 1911 01:35:19,631 --> 01:35:22,432 - You better know it honey, that's you and Derek's favorite. 1912 01:35:22,432 --> 01:35:23,865 - Yeah. 1913 01:35:23,865 --> 01:35:25,444 - All right? - All right. 1914 01:35:25,444 --> 01:35:27,886 - Start off with some flour and sugar and baking powder. 1915 01:35:36,983 --> 01:35:39,400 - Woman, don't start nothin'! 1916 01:35:40,277 --> 01:35:41,887 Only brought one pill with me. 1917 01:35:41,887 --> 01:35:44,417 - (whispering) Oh, I got a stash (indistinct). 1918 01:35:44,417 --> 01:35:45,750 - What? - (chuckling). 1919 01:35:45,750 --> 01:35:47,223 - Shhhh. 1920 01:35:47,223 --> 01:35:48,056 - Shhhh. 1921 01:35:50,143 --> 01:35:52,560 (whispering) 1922 01:35:59,519 --> 01:36:00,753 - (clears throat) 1923 01:36:00,753 --> 01:36:02,800 - Heyyyy! Charlie! - Hey! 1924 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:05,783 Hey, look at Charlie, Charlie, hey, 1925 01:36:05,783 --> 01:36:07,823 you just came here, just today. 1926 01:36:07,823 --> 01:36:09,293 - Uh huh. - Look at Charlie stoppin in 1927 01:36:09,293 --> 01:36:10,126 today. 1928 01:36:10,126 --> 01:36:12,333 So early to visit us, look at Charlie. 1929 01:36:12,333 --> 01:36:13,546 - You up early. 1930 01:36:13,546 --> 01:36:15,861 I just came by to, you know, take Barb to breakfast. 1931 01:36:15,861 --> 01:36:17,258 - Ohhhh. 1932 01:36:17,258 --> 01:36:19,295 So, Barb, Barbara, - Huh? 1933 01:36:19,295 --> 01:36:23,753 - So you're going to breakfast in your pajamas? 1934 01:36:23,753 --> 01:36:26,233 - Yeah, uh huh, of course, you ain't heard of the new place 1935 01:36:26,233 --> 01:36:27,643 called the Pajama House? 1936 01:36:27,643 --> 01:36:28,903 - The Pajama House? 1937 01:36:28,903 --> 01:36:30,643 - Yeah, uh huh and nephew look, 1938 01:36:30,643 --> 01:36:32,553 you can come and just eat your pajamas, 1939 01:36:32,553 --> 01:36:33,459 eat your breakfast, yeah. 1940 01:36:33,459 --> 01:36:34,293 - Um hmm. - Yeah. 1941 01:36:34,293 --> 01:36:35,343 - Sho can. - Yup. 1942 01:36:35,343 --> 01:36:36,333 Well, church ain't the only place 1943 01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:38,053 where you can just come as you are. 1944 01:36:38,053 --> 01:36:39,573 Okay? - Yeah. 1945 01:36:39,573 --> 01:36:41,623 - Okay, I see. 1946 01:36:41,623 --> 01:36:44,873 Well Charlie, why don't you just stay for breakfast? 1947 01:36:44,873 --> 01:36:45,893 Pancakes... 1948 01:36:47,213 --> 01:36:48,818 - Sounds good to me! 1949 01:36:48,818 --> 01:36:49,661 I'm stayin'. 1950 01:36:49,661 --> 01:36:50,552 (laughter at once) 1951 01:36:50,552 --> 01:36:55,232 - All right, come on, let's eat. 1952 01:36:55,232 --> 01:37:00,232 - Whew. 1953 01:37:05,394 --> 01:37:09,852 - ♪ Self a Merry little Christmas, let your heart be... ♪ 1954 01:37:09,852 --> 01:37:11,023 - Charlie!? 1955 01:37:11,023 --> 01:37:14,573 You left yo glasses in the bathroom last night. 1956 01:37:14,573 --> 01:37:16,923 Now, how in the world did you drive home 1957 01:37:16,923 --> 01:37:18,963 without these glasses? 1958 01:37:18,963 --> 01:37:20,453 You got cataracts Charlie. 1959 01:37:20,453 --> 01:37:22,394 - It was hard, but I made it. 1960 01:37:22,394 --> 01:37:23,236 (all chuckles) 1961 01:37:23,236 --> 01:37:24,441 - Uh huh, uh huh. 1962 01:37:24,441 --> 01:37:25,807 - Good morning everyone! 1963 01:37:25,807 --> 01:37:26,673 - Good morning! 1964 01:37:26,673 --> 01:37:27,506 - Hey baby. 1965 01:37:27,506 --> 01:37:28,762 - Mr. Charlie, I apologize, 1966 01:37:28,762 --> 01:37:30,823 but my rental blocked you in last night. 1967 01:37:30,823 --> 01:37:31,655 - Yeah. 1968 01:37:33,089 --> 01:37:34,006 - Hmmm, um! 1969 01:37:36,450 --> 01:37:38,733 - All right, all right. 1970 01:37:38,733 --> 01:37:40,886 He slept with me last night in my room. 1971 01:37:43,383 --> 01:37:45,046 Look, we grown, shoot. 1972 01:37:46,413 --> 01:37:47,953 - Girl, we just messin' with you. 1973 01:37:47,953 --> 01:37:50,233 I looked in on you last night and saw him sleeping 1974 01:37:50,233 --> 01:37:51,133 on the couch. 1975 01:37:51,133 --> 01:37:52,873 - But I'll bet you he got in that bed 1976 01:37:52,873 --> 01:37:54,693 later on (laughing). 1977 01:37:54,693 --> 01:37:55,751 You know I did. 1978 01:37:55,751 --> 01:37:56,843 (laughter at once) 1979 01:37:56,843 --> 01:37:57,676 - Hey baby. 1980 01:37:57,676 --> 01:37:58,750 - Hey babe. 1981 01:37:58,750 --> 01:37:59,745 - Good morning Jonas. 1982 01:37:59,745 --> 01:38:01,916 - I have an early flight to catch. 1983 01:38:01,916 --> 01:38:02,946 - Ah, I didn't know you were leavin' this soon. 1984 01:38:02,946 --> 01:38:04,823 - I know, I forgot to mention it last night, 1985 01:38:04,823 --> 01:38:06,870 but one of my clients has an emergency. 1986 01:38:07,860 --> 01:38:09,083 - Aight. 1987 01:38:09,083 --> 01:38:11,276 - Seems that a lot happened last night. 1988 01:38:13,213 --> 01:38:15,141 You care to share. 1989 01:38:15,141 --> 01:38:16,805 - It's a long story pop... 1990 01:38:16,805 --> 01:38:18,753 - Did we miss somethin'? 1991 01:38:18,753 --> 01:38:22,203 - Let's just say, we seized the moment. 1992 01:38:22,203 --> 01:38:25,296 - Oooohhh baby, you go 'head and help yoself (laughing)! 1993 01:38:25,296 --> 01:38:27,333 - Um hmm, that's beautiful son. 1994 01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:30,800 - I told you, I told you, I told you (laughing). 1995 01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:32,133 - (indistinct). 1996 01:38:32,133 --> 01:38:32,966 Thank you pops. 1997 01:38:36,623 --> 01:38:39,023 - Lisa, can you stay a little while longer baby? 1998 01:38:40,593 --> 01:38:44,480 Yeah, baby don't go so soon, we not through celebratin'. 1999 01:38:45,473 --> 01:38:47,056 - Me either. 2000 01:38:47,056 --> 01:38:47,889 (laughter at once) 2001 01:38:47,889 --> 01:38:49,133 We just got you back. 2002 01:38:49,133 --> 01:38:52,046 - I know, but I promised I'd be back before New Year's Eve. 2003 01:38:53,584 --> 01:38:54,821 Are you okay? 2004 01:38:54,821 --> 01:38:57,456 - No, 'cause I can't bear the thought 2005 01:38:57,456 --> 01:38:59,706 of being without you again. 2006 01:39:02,346 --> 01:39:03,366 That hurt. 2007 01:39:08,873 --> 01:39:11,383 Too many years have gone by without me seeing your 2008 01:39:11,383 --> 01:39:14,523 pretty smile, pretty two brown eyes. 2009 01:39:14,523 --> 01:39:17,106 - (chuckling). 2010 01:39:18,233 --> 01:39:20,083 - Look, I don't wanna lose you again. 2011 01:39:20,955 --> 01:39:22,926 - You won't, I promise. 2012 01:39:25,873 --> 01:39:27,053 You can do one- 2013 01:39:31,525 --> 01:39:32,993 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 2014 01:39:32,993 --> 01:39:35,003 Just tryin' to work on my nerves, just... 2015 01:39:35,003 --> 01:39:38,556 - That's what's up, bro! Yeahhhh, boy! 2016 01:39:40,673 --> 01:39:41,506 - Come on... 2017 01:39:42,851 --> 01:39:43,801 y'all stop, please. 2018 01:39:45,859 --> 01:39:46,691 Okay. 2019 01:39:46,691 --> 01:39:47,525 - What are you doing? 2020 01:39:47,525 --> 01:39:49,606 - Somethin' I should've done a long time ago. 2021 01:39:52,980 --> 01:39:56,006 Okay, look, I let you get away from me once. 2022 01:39:57,363 --> 01:39:59,226 I can't let that happen again. 2023 01:40:00,943 --> 01:40:02,289 Every time I look at you, 2024 01:40:03,584 --> 01:40:05,696 I'm reminded how much God loves me. 2025 01:40:07,323 --> 01:40:09,236 He brought you back to me. 2026 01:40:09,236 --> 01:40:10,486 - I believe so. 2027 01:40:11,932 --> 01:40:14,786 - I want you wit' me all the time. 2028 01:40:14,786 --> 01:40:18,356 Lisa, I've never loved anything as much as I love you now. 2029 01:40:20,224 --> 01:40:21,057 Now look, I don't have a ring. 2030 01:40:21,057 --> 01:40:23,086 - Wait, wait, wait. 2031 01:40:24,023 --> 01:40:24,983 We can fix that. 2032 01:40:24,983 --> 01:40:26,843 - Ooohhhh. - Babe, where is it? 2033 01:40:26,843 --> 01:40:27,983 - Hold on, son. 2034 01:40:30,393 --> 01:40:31,226 Hold on, son. 2035 01:40:40,623 --> 01:40:41,843 This is for you. 2036 01:40:54,083 --> 01:40:56,366 This is the string ring I gave your mother. 2037 01:41:01,633 --> 01:41:03,096 - So the story is true, pops? 2038 01:41:04,423 --> 01:41:07,803 - Yes, I just didn't wanna look like a punk 2039 01:41:07,803 --> 01:41:09,203 at the card game (laughing). 2040 01:41:11,673 --> 01:41:12,816 - That's deep, pops. 2041 01:41:13,755 --> 01:41:14,588 Thank you, 2042 01:41:21,043 --> 01:41:25,193 - Lisa Marie (indistinct), will you do the honor 2043 01:41:26,088 --> 01:41:29,636 of spendin' the rest of your life wit' me and be my wife? 2044 01:41:33,573 --> 01:41:34,405 - On one condition. 2045 01:41:34,405 --> 01:41:35,575 - On one condition? 2046 01:41:37,224 --> 01:41:40,245 - Promise that we'll always keep God the center of us. 2047 01:41:42,113 --> 01:41:44,666 - I promise, God will always be the center. 2048 01:41:46,113 --> 01:41:49,182 - Yes, Jonas Johnson, I will marry you! 2049 01:41:49,182 --> 01:41:52,182 (family celebrates) 2050 01:41:55,795 --> 01:41:57,628 - Congratulations boy! 2051 01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:04,080 (muah) (chuckling) Smells like Infamil. 2052 01:42:06,707 --> 01:42:11,289 (family watches in awe and excitement) 2053 01:42:12,573 --> 01:42:13,773 - That's what's up, bro! 2054 01:42:15,283 --> 01:42:16,116 - Get a room. 2055 01:42:19,688 --> 01:42:21,903 (clapping) 2056 01:42:21,903 --> 01:42:23,703 - You know what? Should we tell 'em? 2057 01:42:27,413 --> 01:42:28,563 - Tell us what Charlie? 2058 01:42:34,133 --> 01:42:38,163 - Well, you know, since everybody's sharing 2059 01:42:38,163 --> 01:42:39,696 and love is in the air. 2060 01:42:40,775 --> 01:42:41,991 I figured, I wanna share somethin' too. 2061 01:42:41,991 --> 01:42:42,824 - (chuckles) Help me up baby. 2062 01:42:42,824 --> 01:42:43,896 - Come on, baby. 2063 01:42:45,083 --> 01:42:45,916 Jesus Christ. 2064 01:42:46,812 --> 01:42:48,512 - (indistinct) three should do it. 2065 01:42:51,533 --> 01:42:52,573 - That took all day. 2066 01:42:52,573 --> 01:42:55,043 What is it that you wanna tell us, Charlie!? 2067 01:42:55,043 --> 01:42:58,133 - Well, you know, Barb and I, 2068 01:42:58,133 --> 01:43:01,643 we figure we at that age with now, where you know, 2069 01:43:01,643 --> 01:43:06,439 why wait? Barb and I, we gettin' married on New Year's Eve. 2070 01:43:06,439 --> 01:43:07,751 (clapping) We want y'all to be there. 2071 01:43:07,751 --> 01:43:09,713 - All right, big dog. 2072 01:43:09,713 --> 01:43:10,748 - Thank you, thank you. 2073 01:43:10,748 --> 01:43:12,700 - (chuckling) Hopefully, I don't kill this one. 2074 01:43:16,063 --> 01:43:19,088 Y'all know I'm kiddin', he's a keeper. 2075 01:43:19,088 --> 01:43:20,572 - (indistinct). 2076 01:43:20,572 --> 01:43:21,713 - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 2077 01:43:21,713 --> 01:43:24,023 Yes! This is it. 2078 01:43:24,023 --> 01:43:25,863 She's finally moving! 2079 01:43:25,863 --> 01:43:30,403 No more wet wigs in the bathroom. No more bad breath jokes. 2080 01:43:30,403 --> 01:43:34,453 No more aroma of Bengay throughout this house. 2081 01:43:34,453 --> 01:43:38,143 She's finally moving out, Flo, who's the matchmaker now? 2082 01:43:38,143 --> 01:43:39,273 Huh? - (laughing). 2083 01:43:39,273 --> 01:43:42,273 - The wicked witch of the west is finally gone. 2084 01:43:42,273 --> 01:43:45,393 She's finally movin' out. This right here, 2085 01:43:45,393 --> 01:43:47,743 is a perfect moment for a praise break! 2086 01:43:47,743 --> 01:43:50,479 Come on! (gospel music begins) 2087 01:43:50,479 --> 01:43:53,116 - Go 'head pops, go 'head. 2088 01:43:53,116 --> 01:43:54,116 - Hey, heyyy! HEY!!! 2089 01:43:55,803 --> 01:43:58,342 Who's the matchmaker now, Flo? 2090 01:43:58,342 --> 01:44:01,602 - Awww, what are you talkin' about Bubblehead? 2091 01:44:01,602 --> 01:44:03,713 - Talkin' about you gettin' out of my house. 2092 01:44:03,713 --> 01:44:05,223 - I ain't going nowhere. 2093 01:44:05,223 --> 01:44:07,493 - (chuckles) We ain't going nowhere. 2094 01:44:07,493 --> 01:44:08,325 - Right. 2095 01:44:08,325 --> 01:44:09,743 - What are you talking about Charlie, 2096 01:44:09,743 --> 01:44:11,079 of course you leavin'. 2097 01:44:11,079 --> 01:44:12,713 You're gettin' out, right? 2098 01:44:12,713 --> 01:44:15,512 - Nope! I'm selling my house and we goin' put an addition 2099 01:44:15,512 --> 01:44:17,762 right here on this here house, right here. 2100 01:44:17,762 --> 01:44:18,596 - Yes, we are. 2101 01:44:18,596 --> 01:44:19,495 - We here to stay. 2102 01:44:19,495 --> 01:44:20,934 - (chuckling) Yeah. - We ain't goin' nowhere. 2103 01:44:20,934 --> 01:44:23,053 (laughing). - 'Cause my sister Flo told me 2104 01:44:23,053 --> 01:44:26,060 if ever I got remarried, I could do that 2105 01:44:26,060 --> 01:44:28,533 and guess what I feel, Bubblehead? 2106 01:44:28,533 --> 01:44:30,385 - I feel a praise break coming on. 2107 01:44:30,385 --> 01:44:31,218 (laughter at once) 2108 01:44:31,218 --> 01:44:34,385 (gospel music begins) 2109 01:44:39,653 --> 01:44:42,273 - Well, I guess that one backfired (laughing). 2110 01:44:42,273 --> 01:44:44,343 - Well, I guess it did, yeah, yeah, 2111 01:44:44,343 --> 01:44:49,343 well, at least we now have two social security checks 2112 01:44:49,883 --> 01:44:51,723 instead of one. - (laughing). 2113 01:44:51,723 --> 01:44:55,120 - Two and two, 'member that? Two and two (laughing). 2114 01:44:57,289 --> 01:44:59,743 - Ay well I got some great news, 2115 01:44:59,743 --> 01:45:01,333 major call this morning. 2116 01:45:01,333 --> 01:45:03,083 They have cleared me to play football next year, 2117 01:45:03,083 --> 01:45:07,323 so, but on top of that he re-negotiated my deal, 2118 01:45:07,323 --> 01:45:09,556 so I have 40 million for four years. 2119 01:45:09,556 --> 01:45:11,703 (family digests info at once) 2120 01:45:11,703 --> 01:45:14,783 - Wow, that's good, that's good, that's good. 2121 01:45:14,783 --> 01:45:16,943 - So pops, I'll keep my end of the deal 2122 01:45:17,943 --> 01:45:19,193 and then by the spring we goin' ground break 2123 01:45:19,193 --> 01:45:20,493 for that community center. 2124 01:45:21,703 --> 01:45:22,852 - That's great news (chuckling)! 2125 01:45:22,852 --> 01:45:24,823 - Nice, that is really nice. 2126 01:45:24,823 --> 01:45:28,553 - Son, I knew everything was gonna be all right 2127 01:45:30,385 --> 01:45:32,386 and I'm gonna hold up my end of the deal. 2128 01:45:34,483 --> 01:45:36,111 I'm gonna put the house up for sale. 2129 01:45:36,111 --> 01:45:38,028 - Whhoooo, look at God! 2130 01:45:41,153 --> 01:45:44,657 - I think this is the best birthday I ever had! 2131 01:45:44,657 --> 01:45:46,123 - Awwww. - Yes, it is! 2132 01:45:46,123 --> 01:45:48,726 - And nephew, you can get me that Benz. 2133 01:45:50,437 --> 01:45:51,982 Black on black. 2134 01:45:51,982 --> 01:45:54,315 - (laughs). 2135 01:45:55,918 --> 01:45:58,329 - Well, you know what? I smell bacon, 2136 01:45:58,329 --> 01:46:00,840 let's all have some breakfast 2137 01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:03,289 and let's get out some of those leftovers, all right? 2138 01:46:03,289 --> 01:46:04,943 - All right. 2139 01:46:04,943 --> 01:46:06,033 - Let's go. - Let's eat. 2140 01:46:06,033 --> 01:46:08,313 - I guess I can finally call one of my associates 2141 01:46:08,313 --> 01:46:10,778 and tell him I'm not leaving, I'm staying. 2142 01:46:10,778 --> 01:46:11,611 - That's right. 2143 01:46:11,611 --> 01:46:13,203 (laughter at once) 2144 01:46:13,203 --> 01:46:16,206 - Whooo, Jesus help me up, help me up, sweetheart. 2145 01:46:16,206 --> 01:46:18,245 Come on help. - One, two, there 2146 01:46:18,245 --> 01:46:19,078 we go. 2147 01:46:19,078 --> 01:46:20,840 - Let me gone on in here and help Flo get that stuff out. 2148 01:46:20,840 --> 01:46:23,863 - I smell bacon and your aunt ain't sweaty. 2149 01:46:23,863 --> 01:46:27,602 - Hey Johnny, let me talk to you for a minute. 2150 01:46:28,858 --> 01:46:30,074 Now, look here - Yeah Charlie, what's goin' 2151 01:46:30,074 --> 01:46:30,907 on. 2152 01:46:30,907 --> 01:46:33,253 - Ain't goin' be too many more jokes 2153 01:46:33,253 --> 01:46:34,803 about my woman, you understand? 2154 01:46:36,643 --> 01:46:38,102 - Yeah, I understand. 2155 01:46:38,102 --> 01:46:41,653 What about disobligements, you think that'll be okay? 2156 01:46:41,653 --> 01:46:43,102 - Yeah, I think that's all right. 2157 01:46:43,102 --> 01:46:44,191 (both laughing) 2158 01:46:44,191 --> 01:46:47,108 (R&B music begins) 2159 01:47:54,837 --> 01:47:56,470 - Thank you baby! 2160 01:47:56,470 --> 01:47:57,720 Oh my goodness. 2161 01:47:58,563 --> 01:48:00,270 Lisa? This is you? 2162 01:48:01,429 --> 01:48:02,574 - That's your favorite color. 2163 01:48:02,574 --> 01:48:04,225 - That right there, oh my God. - Oh, I love it!! 2164 01:48:04,225 --> 01:48:06,725 Oh, it's absolutely beautiful. 2165 01:48:08,319 --> 01:48:09,868 (laughing) 2166 01:48:09,868 --> 01:48:11,450 Okay, what is this? 2167 01:48:12,758 --> 01:48:15,675 (chatting at once) 2168 01:48:16,907 --> 01:48:18,101 - You goin' go somewhere special in that. 2169 01:48:18,101 --> 01:48:19,275 - Oh, I'ma go to church in this, 2170 01:48:19,275 --> 01:48:22,108 this is a church dress right here. 2171 01:48:23,706 --> 01:48:25,323 This my color too. 2172 01:48:25,323 --> 01:48:28,823 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 2173 01:48:31,166 --> 01:48:36,166 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 2174 01:48:37,601 --> 01:48:42,601 ♪ Happy Birthday my dear sister Florence ♪ 2175 01:48:45,322 --> 01:48:49,322 ♪ Whooo, Happy Birthday to you. ♪ 2176 01:48:54,682 --> 01:48:56,580 Make a wish sis, come on now! 2177 01:49:00,532 --> 01:49:02,243 (clapping) 2178 01:49:02,243 --> 01:49:05,099 Dreams come true, look at that. 2179 01:49:05,099 --> 01:49:05,932 - You can leave. 2180 01:49:05,932 --> 01:49:06,765 - Whatever. 2181 01:49:06,765 --> 01:49:07,598 - Roll out! - Whatever. 2182 01:49:07,598 --> 01:49:08,431 - Roll out! 2183 01:49:08,431 --> 01:49:09,616 - Not on her birthday. 2184 01:49:11,425 --> 01:49:13,323 - Are you happy, baby? 2185 01:49:13,323 --> 01:49:14,955 - Yes, I am. 2186 01:49:14,955 --> 01:49:16,596 - All right. 2187 01:49:16,596 --> 01:49:17,429 (chuckling). 2188 01:49:17,429 --> 01:49:18,709 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2189 01:49:18,709 --> 01:49:21,162 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2190 01:49:21,162 --> 01:49:23,658 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2191 01:49:23,658 --> 01:49:26,175 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2192 01:49:26,175 --> 01:49:28,341 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2193 01:49:28,341 --> 01:49:30,740 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2194 01:49:30,740 --> 01:49:33,044 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2195 01:49:33,044 --> 01:49:35,593 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2196 01:49:35,593 --> 01:49:39,957 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 2197 01:49:39,957 --> 01:49:44,735 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. ♪ 2198 01:49:44,735 --> 01:49:46,997 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2199 01:49:46,997 --> 01:49:49,396 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2200 01:49:49,396 --> 01:49:51,669 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2201 01:49:51,669 --> 01:49:54,005 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2202 01:49:54,005 --> 01:49:56,191 ♪ We want some banana pudding ♪ 2203 01:49:56,191 --> 01:49:58,623 ♪ We want some banana pudding ♪ 2204 01:49:58,623 --> 01:50:00,905 ♪ We want some banana pudding ♪ 2205 01:50:00,905 --> 01:50:03,188 ♪ So bring it right here. ♪ 2206 01:50:03,188 --> 01:50:05,491 ♪ We won't go until we get some ♪ 2207 01:50:05,491 --> 01:50:07,786 ♪ We won't go until we get some ♪ 2208 01:50:07,786 --> 01:50:10,186 ♪ We won't go until we get some ♪ 2209 01:50:10,186 --> 01:50:12,628 ♪ So bring it right here. ♪ 2210 01:50:12,628 --> 01:50:17,064 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 2211 01:50:17,064 --> 01:50:21,727 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. ♪ 2212 01:50:21,727 --> 01:50:24,042 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2213 01:50:24,042 --> 01:50:26,314 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2214 01:50:26,314 --> 01:50:28,767 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2215 01:50:28,767 --> 01:50:31,135 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2216 01:50:31,135 --> 01:50:33,461 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2217 01:50:33,461 --> 01:50:35,967 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2218 01:50:35,967 --> 01:50:38,250 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2219 01:50:38,250 --> 01:50:40,617 ♪ And a Happy New ♪ ♪ Happy New ♪ 2220 01:50:40,617 --> 01:50:43,615 ♪ Happy New ♪ ♪ Year! ♪ 2221 01:50:43,615 --> 01:50:45,865 (clapping) 2222 01:50:49,743 --> 01:50:52,143 - My prayer was answered. 2223 01:50:52,143 --> 01:50:55,503 My son is back with the love of his life 2224 01:50:55,503 --> 01:50:58,473 and reconnected with his family. 2225 01:50:58,473 --> 01:51:02,262 Sometimes, a mama knows what's best for her children, 2226 01:51:02,262 --> 01:51:05,749 especially a praying mama. 2227 01:51:05,749 --> 01:51:08,116 Ain't nothin' like family. 2228 01:51:08,116 --> 01:51:10,949 (R&B music plays) 2229 01:51:15,325 --> 01:51:17,726 - I told you we wasn't goin' nowhere (laughing). 2230 01:51:19,349 --> 01:51:21,083 - Well, every dog's got his day. 2231 01:51:21,083 --> 01:51:23,176 - And you oughta know (laughs) whooo, 2232 01:51:25,203 --> 01:51:27,069 this demon done got out of this house Charlie. 2233 01:51:27,069 --> 01:51:28,213 - Yes sir, yes sir (laughing). 2234 01:51:28,213 --> 01:51:30,450 - Charlie, I wanna go to the pharmacy. 2235 01:51:30,450 --> 01:51:32,988 - Oooohhh, (indistinct) pills (indistinct) (laughing). 2236 01:51:32,988 --> 01:51:35,488 - (laughing). 2237 01:51:36,604 --> 01:51:38,414 (R&B music plays) 2238 01:51:38,414 --> 01:51:40,998 (credits roll) 2239 01:51:50,203 --> 01:51:52,876 - Love is definitely in the air. 2240 01:51:53,885 --> 01:51:55,573 I guess if you think about it, 2241 01:51:55,573 --> 01:51:59,123 I caused all of this marital bliss in the first place. 2242 01:51:59,123 --> 01:52:02,073 Yeah, who's the matchmaker? 2243 01:52:02,073 --> 01:52:05,403 I am. Stay tuned. 2244 01:52:05,403 --> 01:52:08,220 Our story is not finished yet. 2245 01:52:08,220 --> 01:52:11,053 (R&B music plays)