1 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:03,720 Oh wow. Okay. 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,613 Wait, did they totally rebuild it? 3 00:00:05,613 --> 00:00:07,211 They're just gonna do B roll type stuff right now. 4 00:00:07,211 --> 00:00:09,019 They're gonna cut this into like a video. 5 00:00:09,019 --> 00:00:10,589 - Montage? Cool, cool, cool. 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,753 Get ready for a Change Gamer! 7 00:00:25,753 --> 00:00:28,230 Tonight's guest, the CEO of - No! 8 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:30,030 - Sadism. The host of humiliation. 9 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,820 It's Sam Reich! - No! 10 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:34,161 - And your host for today 11 00:00:34,161 --> 00:00:34,994 me. 12 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:37,710 I've been here planning this in secret for months, 13 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:40,500 if not years! 14 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,830 This is Change Gamer, the only Game Changer 15 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:47,130 where Sam Reich is in mortal danger. 16 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,223 I'm your captain, 17 00:00:48,223 --> 00:00:50,063 Brennan Lee Mulligan. - What? 18 00:00:50,063 --> 00:00:51,420 - I'm your captain, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 19 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:52,770 - The suit is the shirt! 20 00:00:52,770 --> 00:00:54,187 The suit is the shirt! 21 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:56,790 - I'm your captain, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 22 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,770 and I'm joined today by this singular contestant. 23 00:00:58,770 --> 00:01:00,750 Now Sam, you understand how the game works. 24 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,640 I hate- 25 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,560 The taste of my own medicine. 26 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,393 - Now, that's right. 27 00:01:05,393 --> 00:01:07,500 Our player has no idea what game it is 28 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,120 he's about to play. 29 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,490 - The only way to survive is by playing. 30 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:15,090 The only way to win is by trying your best! 31 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:17,670 - That's consistent with Brennan's brand, not mine. 32 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:19,830 Bad job hosting my show! 33 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,600 - And the the only way to proceed is by proceeding. 34 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,540 So without further ado, guards! 35 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,575 No, no! 36 00:01:26,575 --> 00:01:28,734 - Seize him! - No! 37 00:01:28,734 --> 00:01:31,172 - What? - Let's go. 38 00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:32,482 - Is happening? - Let's go. 39 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:35,970 - This way. - Am I being kidnapped? 40 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,172 Yes! 41 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:40,950 - The hour of the Change Gamer is upon us, Sam Reich! 42 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:44,790 See you at the Labyrinth of the Minotaur! 43 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:46,871 You're gonna get the horns, buddy. 44 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:50,373 Kaylin, you too? 45 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,133 - Yes, Sam. 46 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:53,370 - Buckle your seatbelt. 47 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:54,570 You deserve this. - Yes. 48 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,932 - After everything you've done. 49 00:01:55,932 --> 00:01:57,270 - Yes. - This is justice? 50 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:59,550 - You made us popular and famous 51 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:01,590 and you're gonna get yours for it. 52 00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:03,690 We're going someplace where there's a Minotaur 53 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,160 and if you don't solve all the puzzles, 54 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,320 you're gonna live there forever, dick. 55 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,930 - As in "the Minotaur's escaped 56 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,090 and you're gonna get the horns, buddy?" 57 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,912 - Oh, do you mean what's on our crest? 58 00:02:13,912 --> 00:02:14,745 You're gonna get the horns, buddy. 59 00:02:14,745 --> 00:02:17,070 - If only there was a Latin translation of- 60 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,180 This is like comeuppance 61 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:23,580 that I've been earning since season two. 62 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,230 - It's funny you mention that, Sam, 63 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,180 because actually I think this video 64 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,963 might explain a little more about what's going on here. 65 00:02:30,796 --> 00:02:32,370 Sam Reich, 66 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:36,030 for years he's fed comedians face first 67 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,220 into the content machine. 68 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,600 Get ready! 69 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,360 For a Game Changer. 70 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,230 Oh, that's right. 71 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,300 Our players have no idea what game it is 72 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:46,440 they're about to play. 73 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,014 Sam says don't flinch. 74 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:49,890 Fuck you, dude! 75 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:51,174 Honestly, take the point. 76 00:02:52,616 --> 00:02:55,005 - I hate this. - Shut the fuck up! 77 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,300 - You're making it worse. 78 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:59,940 In seven seasons, 79 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:02,215 Sam has spared no one, 80 00:03:03,156 --> 00:03:03,990 least of all. 81 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:04,890 Brennan, that looks like 82 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:06,270 an additional point for you. 83 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,140 Bravo. 84 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:07,973 - Care to elaborate 85 00:03:07,973 --> 00:03:09,728 on why that's an additional point for me? 86 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:12,150 You smug motherfucker. 87 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:17,150 Now the time has come for retribution. 88 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:19,350 - There is no corner of my heart 89 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:22,401 I would not turn over to the world for five points. 90 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,762 Do you wanna go? 91 00:03:29,612 --> 00:03:30,563 - Sam? 92 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:32,723 - This is a test. 93 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:33,814 We're gonna pretend to not look. 94 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,589 - That's right, yeah. - But we are gonna look. 95 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,010 - I can't seem to reach it. 96 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,750 - Zero. Really? - I can't seem to reach it. 97 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,916 Oh! 98 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:48,810 Alright. 99 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:51,420 - They say never go to a second location. 100 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,167 Your Gods can't save you. 101 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,379 It's a freaking castle. 102 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,183 This is insane! 103 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:03,229 - It's time for you to go. 104 00:04:03,229 --> 00:04:06,179 I am immediately scared. 105 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:09,630 Oh my God! 106 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,880 - Cross the lonely bridge, Sam! 107 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,100 - This is terrifying. 108 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,480 Do you know how the game works? 109 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,597 - Of course not. - That's the idea. 110 00:04:41,179 --> 00:04:44,838 - This is terrifying. 111 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:47,483 Is that it? 112 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:50,313 I have no further instruction? 113 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,280 Camera people? 114 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:57,297 - Hi, Sam. - Oh, Jesus Christ. 115 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,314 Is that? 116 00:05:00,314 --> 00:05:01,590 Hi, Katie! 117 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:02,730 Oh my God. 118 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:06,210 You scared the shit out of me! 119 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:07,500 Is that very comfortable? 120 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,060 - No. - Oh, okay. 121 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:11,610 A rubber duck and a key. 122 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:13,800 A wishbone and a key. 123 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,240 Oh, more keys. 124 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,700 Toilet water from Grant. 125 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:20,580 Fried chicken and waffles and a key. 126 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:24,853 Fruit Loops and a key. 127 00:05:24,853 --> 00:05:28,440 Katie, you're walking eerily slow. 128 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,170 I think I'm in some version of an escape room. 129 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:34,890 We have a lock on the mouth. 130 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:38,523 - What you have is a fiendish puzzle, Sam Reich. 131 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:42,270 - Jesus Christ, Brennan! 132 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:44,370 You've gone full Jigsaw. 133 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:46,860 I left all the clues where you could find them, 134 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:48,630 Mr. Policeman. 135 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:51,120 Is that Saw or a different movie? 136 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,070 I don't remember. 137 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:56,765 - I think I'll just lay back and enjoy this matinee. 138 00:05:56,765 --> 00:05:58,860 - Well, well, well, Sam. 139 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,620 What a fun couple years we've had, 140 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,740 so many amazing episodes of Game Changer 141 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:08,280 devised to specifically single out 142 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,590 and torment your friends, 143 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:11,970 collaborators, 144 00:06:11,970 --> 00:06:14,013 your employees! 145 00:06:14,013 --> 00:06:16,710 Oh, what a little tangled web we've weaved. 146 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,720 Games you cannot win. 147 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,550 Games in which you can only win 148 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:22,530 by not trying your best. 149 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:23,850 Games that are competitions 150 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,800 in which you are punished for competing. 151 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,100 But I've got something in mind just for you, Sam. 152 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,570 Something more fiendish 153 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:33,960 and twisted than you could ever have imagined. 154 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,050 A castle of completely 155 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:38,280 normal, 156 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,180 difficult, 157 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,820 straightforward challenges! 158 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:45,090 All you have to do is try. 159 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:49,260 - With all the options at your disposal, Brennan, 160 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:53,250 you came up with something merit-based? 161 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:57,180 Merit-based! 162 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:59,280 Try your hardest, Sam. 163 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,800 For once, trying will be 164 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,677 the secret to winning. 165 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:10,320 - Wanna take a look over here? 166 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,480 Ring for fairies? 167 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,680 Well, it's Chekhov's Gun 168 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,390 where there's sign that says ring for fairies, 169 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:16,926 you have to ring for fairies. 170 00:07:16,926 --> 00:07:18,774 Mm-hmm. 171 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:20,792 - We're so glad we found you. 172 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,414 Oh my goodness. 173 00:07:22,414 --> 00:07:23,730 We were looking everywhere for you. 174 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,470 This evil, evil Minotaur 175 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:27,390 with his stupid, stupid puzzle 176 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:29,490 has been scattered all throughout the castle. 177 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,050 It's horrible. 178 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,420 - You can solve them with honor, 179 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:36,450 but if the challenges ever get too hard, 180 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:40,170 you can hit one of these buzzes at any time 181 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,510 and do an alternate challenge instead. 182 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:45,120 However, it will cost you. 183 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,190 Your dignity. 184 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:48,600 Use it wisely. 185 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,441 Goodbye! Good luck! - Wow, Nico and Ash. 186 00:07:50,441 --> 00:07:52,260 So I can choose an alternate puzzle 187 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,910 if these puzzles prove too tricky? 188 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,170 - And it will bring you shame. 189 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:58,230 - Okay, so some sort of tape recorder. 190 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:00,060 It doesn't seem to have a key connected to it. 191 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,710 Maybe it's where this all begins? 192 00:08:03,013 --> 00:08:04,021 Yeah. 193 00:08:04,021 --> 00:08:07,153 Next stop, Palm Springs. 194 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:07,986 Next. 195 00:08:07,986 --> 00:08:09,856 Yeah, next stop, Palm- 196 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,040 - Next up, Palm Springs. 197 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,660 That's the official cast recording, 198 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,589 which I did with Zach and Justin Zeke. 199 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:16,589 - Next stop. 200 00:08:16,589 --> 00:08:18,693 Palm Springs! 201 00:08:18,693 --> 00:08:21,180 - This is obviously from Nom Nom Nom. 202 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,837 What key goes with the mouth? 203 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:29,220 Oh, well, Katie's cocaine factored into that same episode. 204 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:31,350 Does the duck like the cocaine? 205 00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:32,730 - Hmm. - Yes, it does! 206 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:37,029 That's not the one. Okay. 207 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:39,120 Well Chomsky's is from so many different episodes, 208 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,140 - I feel like. - That's right. 209 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:42,630 - Wine and breadsticks. This is the Bachelor. 210 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:43,740 They're delicious. - Are they? 211 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,140 - Hot sauce, oh, that was the Erika Challenge 212 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:47,130 from Name A Number. 213 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:48,270 Down the hatch. 214 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,133 Wait a second. Tuna? 215 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:52,373 Oh, tuna! 216 00:08:52,373 --> 00:08:53,670 Just a little bit of tuna fish. 217 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:56,430 - Mountport's famous train conductor dropped dead 218 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:58,350 from eating too much tuna fish. 219 00:08:58,350 --> 00:08:59,588 - Just a little bit will do ya. 220 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:00,750 - A little bit will do ya. 221 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:01,890 Oh, that fits. 222 00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:04,848 - That fricking fits! - Mm! 223 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:08,790 This one's for you Zach and Jess, and Zeke. 224 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:10,669 Still one of the best episodes we've ever done. 225 00:09:12,540 --> 00:09:15,210 P-P-P-P-P-P-P. 226 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,910 Okay, this episode is a sponsored episode, 227 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:19,110 which I did with Rehka and Grant, 228 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,580 you would know them as the two guards, 229 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,080 as well as Trapp. 230 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,690 - If I wanted to write a simple email on this keyboard. 231 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,523 - Yes. - Something that said, 232 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,240 "Hi, did you get the memo?" 233 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,940 What would that look like? 234 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:34,740 - So now I have to find something from that episode. 235 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,200 Oh P-board! It's right here. 236 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,193 But so what? 237 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:41,070 Oh, wait a minute. 238 00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:44,520 Do they want me to write these Ps? 239 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,370 Oh my God, this is so clever! 240 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,740 This is such good game design. 241 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:52,140 - Stop complimenting me and be terrified! 242 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:53,010 You are in danger. 243 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,390 You will never leave this castle. 244 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:56,370 - Well, at this point, why would I want to? 245 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,203 You know what I mean? 246 00:09:57,203 --> 00:09:58,036 - No, don't enjoy it. 247 00:09:58,036 --> 00:09:59,434 That ruins it for me! 248 00:09:59,434 --> 00:10:01,306 This is revenge. - Okay, which P is it? 249 00:10:02,139 --> 00:10:03,330 This one? 250 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,353 Ask! 251 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,243 Ask! 252 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,480 That one. 253 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,070 You feel a certain amount of pressure 254 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:12,930 when there are people holding heavy cameras 255 00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:14,670 to like hurry up and solve the puzzle. 256 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:16,685 - This outfit is extremely heavy. 257 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,511 - The silence is also, you know what I mean? Like when you- 258 00:10:20,511 --> 00:10:21,852 - Would you say you're feeling singled out? 259 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:23,040 - Okay, ask the armors. 260 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,190 - Almost like someone puts you in a game with your friends 261 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,399 and then made it so you couldn't win? 262 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:29,232 - Yeah, yeah. 263 00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:30,917 And then your friends were in on it? 264 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:33,630 - Ask the armor's riddle. 265 00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:35,910 Ask for the armor's riddle. 266 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:40,508 Knight Katie, may I please have your riddle? 267 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:44,338 - Only because you asked so politely. 268 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:47,880 On the wings of wax, 269 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,010 a goose can't save ya. 270 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:54,210 First, the gift from your friends in Arabia. 271 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:56,130 - Gift from friends in Arabia, 272 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,540 according to Brennan's monologue 273 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:00,930 is the goose egg or the fat zero. 274 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:02,970 So I'm guessing the answer is zero. 275 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:06,030 - No silver medal here for choosing. 276 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:09,570 Second, the place that counts as losing. 277 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,820 Two. Zero, two. 278 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:15,210 - Votes against you threaten survival. 279 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:19,110 Last is the count from your very first tribal. 280 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,930 - The count from the tribal in which, 281 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,880 Katie, you were voted off. 282 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,898 - Knight Katie wasn't a part of that. 283 00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:26,970 But yes, 284 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:28,826 Katie was voted off. - Katie. 285 00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:29,659 - Yes. 286 00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:30,630 - And Katie might have feelings about that. 287 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:31,463 - Right, Katie might. 288 00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:33,090 Knight Katie is very neutral. - Very neutral. 289 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:35,280 - Doesn't really care that much. Pretty chill. 290 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,950 - So there was one vote against you, 291 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:41,280 but seven players, meaning six of them 292 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,660 voted for me. 293 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,130 - Yet another time Sam Reich 294 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:45,870 has thwarted the will of the people. 295 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,690 - And so this code 296 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,880 is zero, 297 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,650 two, six? - Hmm. 298 00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:56,250 - So now I just gotta find somewhere to- 299 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,568 - Where could you put that? 300 00:11:57,568 --> 00:11:58,401 - Where could I put that? 301 00:11:58,401 --> 00:11:59,667 - Also, I just wanna remind you, 302 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:02,700 you can press that button at any time and be shamed. 303 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,620 - Yeah, that's... 304 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,600 Not gonna happen. - Hmm. 305 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,171 - Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 306 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,213 Was this? 307 00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:12,600 No, this requires a key. 308 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,850 Combination lock. Combination lock. 309 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,610 We call this in the world of escape rooms and escape design, 310 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:18,900 a search failure 311 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,610 when there's an obvious next step to the puzzle, 312 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,732 but you just don't know where it is. 313 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,740 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 314 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:30,690 Okay, zero is the goose egg, the gift from our friends. 315 00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:32,910 Two is the second place 316 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:36,433 and six is the amount of votes hurled against me. 317 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,393 - What's this? - What is it, Sam? 318 00:12:43,712 --> 00:12:44,761 - Oh, no. - Go ahead. 319 00:12:44,761 --> 00:12:45,671 Oh, no. 320 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:46,770 - Tell me. - Oh no. 321 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:47,893 What do you think it might be? 322 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,260 Oh no. 323 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,960 What on earth would you be trying to spell? 324 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,920 - That's a great question. 325 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,018 Passed by a- - Absolute fucking maniac. 326 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,850 - Us trapped in our very own green room. 327 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,890 Now whenever we go to work, 328 00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:04,410 we have to wonder if we're gonna be fucked with! 329 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,000 That lives with you now. 330 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,350 - Oh! 331 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,880 Katie, look. 332 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,951 There's letters! 333 00:13:11,784 --> 00:13:14,097 Sam, how cool is that? 334 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,050 I'm having a great time. 335 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,031 - You stop having fun right this second! 336 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,860 - This fucking rules. - No! 337 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:23,640 - Oh, hiding the letters in the portraiture though. 338 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,960 Great work, team. 339 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,600 I mean, Nico. - Incredible, right? 340 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,770 - Hot damn. 341 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:31,230 Oh, wait a minute. But that doesn't even fit. 342 00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:34,890 This is actually harder than, wait a sec. 343 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:39,515 - O, U! - He's gone mad. 344 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:42,090 - Okay, it doesn't click that way, which means it clicks. 345 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:43,773 That doesn't look like a thing. 346 00:13:44,677 --> 00:13:46,140 "Are", that's gotta be it. 347 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:49,560 Now we're cooking with gas, Knight Katie. 348 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,820 That could be Y? 349 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,890 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 350 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,030 W maybe? 351 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,340 No, no, no, no, no, no. 352 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,150 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 353 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:01,470 Oh. This rules. 354 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,610 That's gotta be it. 355 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:03,585 Is that an F? 356 00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:05,825 Wow. You're so close. 357 00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:08,160 - So close. 358 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,730 And finally. 359 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:15,390 Sam, where are you from? 360 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:17,824 You motherfucker! 361 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:18,772 - Now Sam, where are you from? 362 00:14:18,772 --> 00:14:19,605 Sam, where are you from? 363 00:14:19,605 --> 00:14:20,775 - Now, Sam. 364 00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:21,608 Where are you from? 365 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:23,436 - First of all, where are you from? 366 00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:25,015 - Where are you from? - Where are you from? 367 00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:26,516 - Sam, where are you from? - How dare- 368 00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:27,360 - Where is Sam from? 369 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,920 - People walk up to me on the street, 370 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,270 they think I haven't heard it before. 371 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,400 I put on a big smile. - Hmm. 372 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,233 - As if it doesn't bother me at all. 373 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:34,560 - Yeah. - I say, "How dare you?" 374 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,120 And I laugh and I laugh, 375 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,280 Katie and I laugh. 376 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,253 - Answer the question. 377 00:14:40,253 --> 00:14:41,925 - I'm from Cambridge, Massachusetts. 378 00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:42,955 - Hmm. 379 00:14:46,143 --> 00:14:47,772 Ah, my friends! 380 00:14:47,772 --> 00:14:49,441 ♪ Well done, Sam ♪ 381 00:14:49,441 --> 00:14:53,920 ♪ Well done, Sam ♪ 382 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,110 ♪ I mean, hot damn ♪ 383 00:14:56,110 --> 00:15:00,708 ♪ Hot damn ♪ 384 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:03,668 ♪ You chose the path of dignity ♪ 385 00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:06,942 ♪ And we're wowed to see you didn't see ♪ 386 00:15:06,942 --> 00:15:09,142 ♪ Well done, Sam ♪ 387 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,263 ♪ Well done, Sam ♪ 388 00:15:12,263 --> 00:15:17,263 ♪ Solving riddles is a crazy thing ♪ 389 00:15:17,636 --> 00:15:20,634 ♪ If you'd hit that buzzer ♪ 390 00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:24,006 ♪ We were going to make you sing ♪ 391 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,784 - That would have been bad for everybody. 392 00:15:25,784 --> 00:15:29,490 ♪ Wasn't it great to play a game that didn't change ♪ 393 00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:31,296 - Yeah, that was really fun. 394 00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:32,906 ♪ It was fun ♪ 395 00:15:32,906 --> 00:15:36,588 ♪ And it was so divine ♪ 396 00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:41,588 ♪ I really liked when you complimented the game design ♪ 397 00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:45,188 ♪ I also liked when you said ♪ 398 00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:48,209 ♪ That our episode is still one of the ♪ 399 00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:50,010 ♪ Best that's ever been done ♪ 400 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,246 - That is true. 401 00:15:52,246 --> 00:15:54,857 - ♪ Ah ♪ - That is just true. 402 00:15:54,857 --> 00:15:58,886 ♪ And was it playing a game with just your smarts ♪ 403 00:15:58,886 --> 00:16:01,254 ♪ Ultimately ♪ 404 00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:04,111 ♪ The most fun ♪ 405 00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:06,741 ♪ And so you won ♪ 406 00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:07,574 - I won? 407 00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:09,008 ♪ Well done, Sam ♪ 408 00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:10,751 ♪ Well done, Sam ♪ 409 00:16:10,751 --> 00:16:11,781 ♪ Isn't it fun ♪ 410 00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:12,614 - I won! 411 00:16:12,614 --> 00:16:13,447 ♪ To play a game ♪ 412 00:16:13,447 --> 00:16:16,614 ♪ That doesn't change ♪ 413 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:18,900 - And now, Sam. 414 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,930 - We have a gift for you. - A gift? 415 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,850 ♪ It comes right down ♪ 416 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,437 ♪ It's just what you need ♪ 417 00:16:26,437 --> 00:16:28,190 ♪ Can you believe ♪ 418 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:29,370 - Oh, God! 419 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:31,319 ♪ Oh, Sam ♪ 420 00:16:31,319 --> 00:16:33,290 ♪ Here is a key ♪ 421 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,650 ♪ How can that be ♪ 422 00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:36,930 - Oh, I'm gonna get emotional. 423 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,763 ♪ How can that be ♪ 424 00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:42,404 - You can sing. - You can sing the song. 425 00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:43,465 - Good luck, Sam. - Good luck, Sam. 426 00:16:43,465 --> 00:16:45,545 - I'll save you. - Get us outta here, man. 427 00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:46,775 - Get us outta here, Sam. 428 00:16:46,775 --> 00:16:47,640 Absolutely. 429 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,080 We can all use an early wrap. 430 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,547 That'll be the best gift of all. 431 00:16:50,547 --> 00:16:53,429 All right, I'll do it. - Goodbye, Sam. 432 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,960 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, Sam. 433 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,610 - Knight Katie. - I'm stuck in this room. 434 00:16:56,610 --> 00:17:00,120 - No, but you've been so instrumental to my progress so far. 435 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,890 What am I gonna do without your wisdom? 436 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,817 - I don't know. I'm pretty smart. 437 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,840 Goodbye! - Goodbye, now. 438 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,090 - Well, well, well, Sam. 439 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:12,390 It seems you've bested the first of my puzzles. 440 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:16,740 Congratulations on escaping the Entrance Hall. 441 00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:19,050 The next puzzle will be sure to defeat you! 442 00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:21,300 It is next to impossible. 443 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,696 While still being fair. 444 00:17:24,529 --> 00:17:26,640 Enjoy your journey, Sam, 445 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,260 into the Minotaur's castle. 446 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,490 One puzzle down. 447 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:32,190 But trust me, you're still gonna get the horns. 448 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:36,720 - Theoretically solvable puzzles are so much worse 449 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,090 because if I don't get them, 450 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,548 then the audience will know I failed. 451 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,640 If there's one thing more unnerving than an escape room, 452 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,116 it's an escape house. 453 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:04,910 Oh my God! 454 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,933 - Do my eyes deceive me? 455 00:18:07,815 --> 00:18:09,930 - Samuel Re-chi? 456 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,480 Behold, my treasures. 457 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,850 Most of them are useless garbage 458 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:17,777 meant to be smashed and destroyed. 459 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,130 But beware, 460 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:24,538 for one is the mythical Minotaur's grail, 461 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,490 a rental so valuable, 462 00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:30,378 it will cost the production $6,000 if you break. 463 00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:32,850 - Oh no, not actually. 464 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,500 Your task is simple. 465 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,110 You must break all but the grail 466 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:39,870 using these clues to make your decision. 467 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:43,410 First grail is a bowl sitting south of a spout, 468 00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:46,860 unless an egg is its neighbor, then choose a new route. 469 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:50,010 You must choose the bottle that smells of sea air 470 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:53,850 unless it's white or it's smiling or sits 'tween a pair. 471 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:56,790 You must choose the grail twixt the fish and the blue, 472 00:18:56,790 --> 00:19:00,120 unless an egg sits below it, then that's the wrong hue. 473 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,490 You must choose the bird with water below, 474 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:06,030 unless a beast hunts above it within a stone's throw. 475 00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:08,880 A beast and its neighbor, you must shatter next 476 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,700 and next to a handle is the beast you will vex. 477 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:15,390 It strides on its legs, smash it well and then go. 478 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:18,720 To smash all its neighbors accepting just those 479 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,170 with earrings set high or that swim to and fro. 480 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:23,580 - Zach, am I allowed to throw up 481 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,110 in any number of these grails? 482 00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:25,943 - I don't care. 483 00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:28,230 - This is what you face in Dimension 20 all the time. 484 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,960 - Yeah, but you know with five other people. 485 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,980 Oh! 486 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:34,950 North, south, east, west. 487 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:39,360 So the first is a bowl, south of a spout. 488 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,730 That's a bowl. It's not south of a spout. 489 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:44,130 That's theoretically a bowl, no spout. 490 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,750 In fact, there really aren't that many spouts 491 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,220 here except for this. 492 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:51,180 Unless an egg is its neighbor, then choose a new route. 493 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,500 Egg is its neighbor. 494 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,555 - Brother, I ain't got no idea. 495 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:57,210 You are so unhelpful. 496 00:19:57,210 --> 00:20:00,870 You must choose the bottle that smells of sea air. 497 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,090 I think this is sea glass. 498 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,020 Is that helpful? 499 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,300 - I mean it wouldn't help to just start huffing bottles. 500 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,133 - Nah. 501 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,100 - Does one of you always lie 502 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,420 and one of you always tell the truth? 503 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,040 - Yeah, you got it. Exactly. 504 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,780 - Do both of you always lie? 505 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,760 - Exactly, we're doing the exact same thing. 506 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,790 - This has handles and that has handles 507 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:20,370 and next to the handle is the beast you will vex. 508 00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:23,490 Okay, this is next to a handle, but this is also a beast 509 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,470 and also next to a handle. 510 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:28,230 It strides on its legs. This has legs. 511 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:30,030 Smash it well and then go. 512 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,260 Hey, guards, should I smash this? 513 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,155 - No. - Absolutely not. 514 00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,100 That was lucky. 515 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,080 - A beast. Here's the beast. 516 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,580 And it's neighbors. 517 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,890 I think all these neighbors, 518 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,080 everything around it you should shatter next. 519 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,240 And next to a handle is the beast you will vex. 520 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,980 That's a handle. That's a beast. 521 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,540 It strides on its legs. 522 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,760 Smash it well, and then go to smash all of its neighbors 523 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,590 except those with earrings set high. 524 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:53,850 This guy. 525 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:56,160 Or that swim to and fro, fish. 526 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,179 - Wait. 527 00:20:58,179 --> 00:20:59,012 Never mind. 528 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,975 - Oh my God! - This is a neighbor. 529 00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:06,780 That thing was beautiful. 530 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:09,836 - This feels precious, but it is a neighbor. 531 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,502 And I'm assuming the handle 532 00:21:11,502 --> 00:21:12,900 is also something we're smashing. 533 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,667 - I don't know. 534 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,190 Let's move on to the next one. 535 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,230 It's time to break many. 536 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,700 Be careful, but reckon. 537 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,940 To smash any twixt metals of first place and second. 538 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:27,810 Burn the beast of the forest and the cracked mouth. 539 00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:30,930 Preserve the earrings, but burn all to their south. 540 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:33,810 Burn both the bowls and the treasures between 541 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:37,200 and smash up the grail with the light that's unseen. 542 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,450 - Simple. - It's so simple! 543 00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:41,280 - That's silver for sure. 544 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,350 I mean that's kind of gold. 545 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:46,320 Beast of the forest and the cracked mouth. 546 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,700 Oh, it feels heavy though. 547 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,500 But this has gotta be the cracked mouth. 548 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,304 - It could be a- - I don't think so. 549 00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:52,970 - Oh my God! 550 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:53,940 - Burn the beast from the forest. 551 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:55,980 Now I think the only beast and forest 552 00:21:55,980 --> 00:22:00,007 is this beautiful one, which is so heavy. 553 00:22:00,007 --> 00:22:02,910 - $6,000, Sam. 554 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:05,850 - I'm pretty sure. 555 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,990 - No, Sam, don't do it! 556 00:22:08,823 --> 00:22:10,290 - Oh my God. 557 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:13,770 - Preserve the earrings, but burn all to their south! 558 00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:15,210 I know where the earrings are. 559 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,551 This is south! - No! 560 00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:17,384 Yeah. 561 00:22:17,384 --> 00:22:18,359 - This is south. - No! 562 00:22:19,192 --> 00:22:22,050 - Burn both the bowls and the treasure between. 563 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,750 Okay, if that is gold. - Ah-huh. 564 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,880 - Then we're referring to these two bowls 565 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,770 and the treasure between is this guy. 566 00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:30,570 - Maybe. - These are just so big 567 00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:32,190 for breakables, you know what I mean? 568 00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:33,982 Yeah, don't break it. 569 00:22:33,982 --> 00:22:35,250 - No! - Oh. 570 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,660 - Bowl. - Keep it. 571 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,590 - Treasure between. 572 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,540 Oh, but that could also be the bowl 573 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:41,160 and the treasure between. - Yeah. Maybe. 574 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,350 - You are not a helpful part of this operation. 575 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,000 And I'm sorry to give you that feedback. 576 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,259 - If you're like little brain can't handle it, 577 00:22:48,092 --> 00:22:49,440 there's always the path of shame. 578 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,910 Shame! 579 00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:52,860 - There was a path of shame this whole time? 580 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:55,800 - Sam, I'm gonna go ahead and give you your final clue. 581 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,553 So few now remain as we come to the end. 582 00:22:58,553 --> 00:22:59,910 - I know, so few. 583 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:03,480 - Your true grail will surely have an orthogonal friend. 584 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,630 The true grail will mourn its twin long since gone 585 00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:10,080 unless hands holding hands still remain dancing on. 586 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,780 Decisions, decisions, the games all but won. 587 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:16,980 Smash all but the true grail and remember, have fun. 588 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,050 I like the have fun reminder, that's really nice. 589 00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:22,310 Orthogonal? - Like braces. 590 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:24,660 I don't think so. 591 00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:26,691 - Yeah, haven't you ever been the orthogontist? 592 00:23:26,691 --> 00:23:27,991 Silver? 593 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,919 Don't! 594 00:23:30,919 --> 00:23:31,770 Power of friendship, 595 00:23:31,770 --> 00:23:33,660 we love to shake hands. 596 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,371 - My grandmother made that one. 597 00:23:36,204 --> 00:23:37,670 - Oh, this has light in it. 598 00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:39,360 - It probably doesn't relate to an earlier 599 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,506 and already abandoned clue. 600 00:23:43,837 --> 00:23:44,670 Ah! 601 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,020 - Wow. - Oh! 602 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,287 If ever there was a breakable, it's this one. 603 00:23:47,287 --> 00:23:49,194 - No! - Zack, catch. 604 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,550 Oh! 605 00:23:50,550 --> 00:23:52,830 - Oh, that feels heavy. I don't know. 606 00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:54,750 Zach, when your eyes are dry, 607 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,845 you put in them an eye? - Drops? 608 00:23:58,678 --> 00:23:59,943 - The path of shame for you! 609 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,214 That was the mighty grail. 610 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,117 This was so hard! 611 00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:12,870 Sam, how does it feel that we made a challenge 612 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,520 technically solvable, 613 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,580 but so fucked up in terms of how hard it is? 614 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,866 - I would expect nothing less from you, Brennan. 615 00:24:22,325 --> 00:24:25,380 - The path of shame. - We're so sorry. 616 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,510 You were brave. You tried your hardest. 617 00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:28,950 - Thank you, fairies. 618 00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:30,840 That dastardly Minotaur. 619 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,250 - Too familiar. 620 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,610 From the very first episode of Game Changer. 621 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:37,950 How does the machine claim to know things 622 00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:38,981 that even his is creator does not know? 623 00:24:38,981 --> 00:24:41,880 - That is a really good question, Brennan. 624 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,420 - You'll remember this, won't you? 625 00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,780 I had just been hired 626 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:47,850 at good old CollegeHumor 627 00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:51,660 and you tricked my then girlfriend 628 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:54,180 to come to the old IAC building. 629 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,860 Fucked up, Sam! - Yeah. 630 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,440 - And now the tables have turned. 631 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:03,440 Sam, have you ever edited your own Wikipedia page? 632 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:05,970 Holy shit. 633 00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:07,410 Yes. 634 00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:10,442 Listen, the picture was terrible. 635 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,570 And I went and I got a picture taken 636 00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:15,810 with a photographer specifically to put up on Wikipedia, 637 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:18,150 and it was so hard to get up there. 638 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,850 - The lie detector has determined you're telling the truth. 639 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,320 Next question, Sam. 640 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,610 How much money did you spend on last year's Emmy campaign? 641 00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:31,440 - Oh no. It wasn't nothing. 642 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,885 It was at least $50,000. 643 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,833 Holy shit. 644 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:39,666 Wow. - Listen. 645 00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:42,000 As compared to most four year consideration campaigns, 646 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,260 that was a steal. 647 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:44,280 - That's another green light. 648 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,290 Be very honest, Sam. 649 00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:49,536 Do you eat the same lunch at home every day? 650 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:54,690 - I'm beginning to think Elaine didn't go on that walk 651 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,040 with a friend this morning. 652 00:25:56,970 --> 00:26:01,080 I eat the same thing for lunch, 653 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,210 most days, 654 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:06,270 like canned tuna and chickpeas 655 00:26:06,270 --> 00:26:11,270 and cucumber and little chow mein noodles. 656 00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:16,200 - And who do you tend to share that lunch with? 657 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,790 - I give bites of food to my cat even though I shouldn't. 658 00:26:20,085 --> 00:26:21,510 - And that's a green light! 659 00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:23,850 We'll make sure to send this one directly to Robert. 660 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:26,760 Did you put a stretch limo on your parents' credit card 661 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,020 without their permission? 662 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,700 Yes! 663 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:30,990 And I'm proud of it 664 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,060 because my girlfriend at the time 665 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:36,621 would one day become my wife and we had a prom to remember. 666 00:26:36,621 --> 00:26:37,530 Ah! 667 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:39,104 Another green light. 668 00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:39,960 - Better than the two of you can say. 669 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,350 - How many poems have you written about Beowulf 670 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,213 and is it more than zero? 671 00:26:45,213 --> 00:26:47,162 ♪ Here he comes with his teeth full of grime ♪ 672 00:26:47,162 --> 00:26:49,070 ♪ He's a monster and a king of crime ♪ 673 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:51,053 ♪ His whole entire body is covered in slime ♪ 674 00:26:51,053 --> 00:26:53,061 ♪ He's Grendel, the monster of the medieval time ♪ 675 00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:54,300 I can go on. 676 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:57,210 Please don't! 677 00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:58,500 And finally, Sam, 678 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,650 have you ever missed an international flight? 679 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,480 And if so, can you tell us why? 680 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,850 Oh, Jesus Christ. 681 00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:09,120 This was early on in Elaine and my relationship. 682 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,250 We were living together for the first time in our lives 683 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,200 and we were due to fly to England 684 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,490 and we missed it 685 00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:18,060 because we were having sex. 686 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,310 - This is an honest response, 687 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,470 but not the one we were looking for! 688 00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:23,610 We were looking for, 689 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,890 you washed your passport in your pants. 690 00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:26,723 - Oh, that one! 691 00:27:26,723 --> 00:27:29,100 I also did that one. I also did that one. 692 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,020 - But rad that you boned, man. 693 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,250 Congratulations. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. 694 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,290 They boned for a full day? 695 00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:37,230 - Listen, we were like 18-years-old. 696 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:39,900 - You're never leaving this castle alive, Sam. 697 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,240 But don't worry. 698 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,390 I'm sure all your loved ones 699 00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:48,061 are as safe and sound as can be. 700 00:27:48,894 --> 00:27:50,910 - Do you have my wife, you monster? 701 00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:52,170 What have you done with my wife? 702 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:56,920 Ta-ta, Sam. 703 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,340 - Okay. If I know how this works, 704 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,620 this lie detector is hooked up to my wife 705 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:05,130 and therefore it is through that door! 706 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:08,640 And through these guards! 707 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,320 Oh, I thought I was gonna have to like 708 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,460 defeat you or something. 709 00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:13,800 - Don't worry, you'll never talk to us again. 710 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,740 - That's not reassuring. - Goodbye, forever. 711 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,090 - See you soon. 712 00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:20,133 - Okay, court, court, court, court. 713 00:28:21,862 --> 00:28:22,890 It's locked. 714 00:28:22,890 --> 00:28:24,180 - Sam? - Elaine? 715 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,010 - The Minotaur locked me in here. 716 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:29,070 You need to get the key, but the guard has the key! 717 00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:30,610 - The guards have the key? 718 00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:34,350 - Yeah, but listen, one of the guards always lies 719 00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:36,840 and the other guard is always wrong, 720 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,378 but it comes from an honest place. 721 00:28:39,378 --> 00:28:40,399 The guard- 722 00:28:40,399 --> 00:28:43,410 That lies has the key. - That is tricky 723 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:44,790 because those two things 724 00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,980 are very closely related to each other. 725 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:50,760 - Ask as many questions to the guards as possible, 726 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,370 but you only have one chance to get a key. 727 00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:54,510 I've been in here for so long! 728 00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:57,780 - Yeah, I know you left so early this morning. 729 00:28:57,780 --> 00:28:59,439 - I didn't go on a walk. 730 00:29:00,510 --> 00:29:02,370 Kobe. 731 00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:04,350 So is he the one that's wrong? 732 00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:06,570 - This guy is right. 733 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,190 - I know everything. 734 00:29:08,190 --> 00:29:10,890 - Is this the guy that lies? 735 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:14,640 - This is the guy who's always correct. 736 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,490 - Wait a second! Wait a second! 737 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:20,210 Is your real name Raph? - No. 738 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,460 - Is your real name Ross? 739 00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:24,690 - That's absurd. 740 00:29:25,523 --> 00:29:27,101 - Do you have a beard? 741 00:29:27,101 --> 00:29:28,650 - No, I can't grow a beard. 742 00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:29,940 I've been trying. 743 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:32,070 - How big is your penis? 744 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,941 - My penis is of totally average size. 745 00:29:36,632 --> 00:29:37,500 - This is the guy who lies. 746 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,210 This is the guy who's wrong. 747 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:40,800 Do you have the key? 748 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,770 - I would never give the key to you. 749 00:29:43,770 --> 00:29:44,700 - What? 750 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,116 The key? No! 751 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,300 I'm coming, honey. 752 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,133 Sam? 753 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:55,332 You're here. 754 00:29:55,332 --> 00:29:56,165 You made it. 755 00:29:56,998 --> 00:29:58,860 Listen, I can't get free of the chains 756 00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:01,260 unless you help me complete the Bingo board. 757 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,870 - Oh my God! 758 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,679 I have no further instruction? 759 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,043 Camera people? 760 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,688 Oh, yeah. 761 00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:17,131 - This is obviously from Nom Nom Nom. 762 00:30:17,964 --> 00:30:20,310 We call this in the world of escape rooms and escape design 763 00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:21,769 a search failure. 764 00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:23,220 Fucker! 765 00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:27,090 ♪ We were going to make you sing ♪ 766 00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:29,970 - That would've been bad for everybody. 767 00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:31,870 What am I gonna do without your wisdom? 768 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,370 - Also, did you not bring the turmeric that I made you? 769 00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:37,227 - Yes, I did! - Did you drink it? 770 00:30:37,227 --> 00:30:39,969 - And I bet he's gonna pull out a jar of piss right now. 771 00:30:39,969 --> 00:30:40,802 I bet he is. 772 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:41,880 Now. - Ew! 773 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,680 Drink some water! 774 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,080 - Oh, they're also gonna get a stamp here. 775 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,940 Can you do this one so then I'd be free? 776 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:50,910 Smacks butt with both hands and says "Meow." 777 00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:52,920 - This is uh. - Yeah, I know. 778 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,888 We're gonna bring this into couple's therapy, for sure. 779 00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:56,793 Here goes nothing. 780 00:30:58,206 --> 00:31:00,579 - Meow! - Oh, thank you. 781 00:31:02,245 --> 00:31:03,900 Oh my God. Okay, I'm free. 782 00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,640 - You've been watching me this whole time? 783 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,440 - Have you not high fived anybody? 784 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,310 - I don't think so. 785 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:10,380 Is speechless "In order so that?" 786 00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:12,517 - Yeah. - That is so rude! 787 00:31:12,517 --> 00:31:16,920 - La la la, oh, you two love birds are loving it up. 788 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,670 Well, you happen to have rescued Elaine, Sam. 789 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:22,250 Congratulations. 790 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,750 - In this analogy, are you Bowser? 791 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:27,510 - You know what Bowser's got on his head, don't you, Sam? 792 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:28,660 - The fucking horns, buddy! - The horns. 793 00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:33,060 - Yeah. - The final challenge awaits. 794 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,480 Cerberus below. Your doom is sealed. 795 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,520 Sam Reich, so help me! 796 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:43,380 Your doom is sealed! 797 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:44,568 - I love Brennan. 798 00:31:44,568 --> 00:31:45,450 But I do worry about his blood pressure. 799 00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:49,400 - I know he does have one vulnerability. 800 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,489 His heart. 801 00:31:52,322 --> 00:31:55,760 And this might help you with it. 802 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,177 - The minotaurs armor. - Yeah. 803 00:31:57,177 --> 00:31:58,890 In case you need it later. This way. 804 00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:00,139 - Okay. 805 00:32:00,972 --> 00:32:02,490 God, this castle's huge. - It's huge. 806 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:04,309 - Check that off, Bingo board players. 807 00:32:07,281 --> 00:32:10,290 Well, well, well. 808 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:13,291 - Look who finally decided to join us! 809 00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:20,220 - You can do it, Sam. - This is a nightmare! 810 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:21,988 - You better believe it. 811 00:32:21,988 --> 00:32:25,142 - We're Cerberus and we've been here. 812 00:32:25,142 --> 00:32:28,242 The whole time. 813 00:32:28,242 --> 00:32:30,180 - Truly nightmare fuel. 814 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,013 - Just kidding. 815 00:32:31,013 --> 00:32:34,620 - It's Izzy, Vic and Jacob. - Yeah, I can tell. 816 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,270 - Do you remember us? - Yes! 817 00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:39,930 From various very well respected episodes of Game Changer. 818 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:43,229 - But most importantly. - Sam Says One, Sam Says Two. 819 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:44,460 And Sam Says Three. 820 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:46,260 Rub your eyes, buddy. Are you dreaming? 821 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,437 - You pissed us off so bad we fused into one person. 822 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,050 - So a lot of people are wanting to help you out 823 00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:52,920 or hoping you get outta here. 824 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,753 Guess what? 825 00:32:53,753 --> 00:32:55,860 We hope that this is where you die, I think- 826 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:56,970 - That is the lore. 827 00:32:56,970 --> 00:33:00,090 - And the only way to begin is by beginning. 828 00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:03,390 And the only way by knowing is. 829 00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:04,590 - I don't think so. 830 00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:08,267 - Sam says blow a kiss. 831 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:12,184 Eh, eh, eh! 832 00:33:12,184 --> 00:33:14,880 - This is Cerberus says. 833 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,536 - You know we got that dog in us! 834 00:33:17,369 --> 00:33:19,410 - That's one point away from Sammy. 835 00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:20,243 - What? 836 00:33:20,243 --> 00:33:22,200 - Bye-bye. - Sam says, 837 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,094 nod your head if you understand the rules. 838 00:33:26,144 --> 00:33:27,144 Ah! 839 00:33:28,390 --> 00:33:29,280 - Okay, Cerberus says, 840 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,315 shake your head if you understand the rules. 841 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,760 - That's two more points. 842 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,313 Cerberus says blow a kiss. 843 00:33:40,007 --> 00:33:41,430 - Very good. - Okay. 844 00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:43,290 - Spicy! 845 00:33:43,290 --> 00:33:46,148 Cerberus says catch a kiss. 846 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,593 - You only said one. 847 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:51,362 Ah! 848 00:33:52,590 --> 00:33:55,130 - Cerberus says coin a catchphrase and make it funny. 849 00:33:55,130 --> 00:33:58,170 Samalamadingdong.. 850 00:33:59,065 --> 00:34:00,650 Uh-uh. 851 00:34:02,316 --> 00:34:04,660 - Cerberus says take a deep breath. 852 00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:07,319 Hold it. 853 00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:08,940 Ah. 854 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:11,610 Clever girl. 855 00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,408 - Cerberus says don't flinch. 856 00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:19,500 - Cerberus says propose a visual effect to go here. 857 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:24,000 - All three of these, my former "Sam Says" contestants, 858 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,610 grow devil horns. 859 00:34:26,610 --> 00:34:30,450 And then a devil's tail kind of like grows outta the back 860 00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:32,880 and starts doing one of these 861 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,330 at the same time as flames start to appear 862 00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:38,070 below the podium and smoke. 863 00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:40,020 - Okay. - Okay, cool. 864 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:43,170 - Cerberus says please propose a sound effect 865 00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:44,730 for your weapon to make. 866 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:46,490 - Samalamadingdong. 867 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:47,610 Samalamadingdong. 868 00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:48,780 Samalamadingdong-day. 869 00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,606 - Cerberus says are you sure? 870 00:34:50,606 --> 00:34:51,843 - Yes? 871 00:34:51,843 --> 00:34:56,843 - Cerberus says from now on, wait to do a command 872 00:34:56,940 --> 00:35:01,940 until after you get the next head's command. 873 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,244 Cerberus says fake sneeze. 874 00:35:06,077 --> 00:35:07,607 Fake sneeze. 875 00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:11,258 - Cerberus says fake sneeze. 876 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:15,346 Clever girl. 877 00:35:16,179 --> 00:35:20,658 - Cerberus says recite the virtuous economic cycle. 878 00:35:21,491 --> 00:35:23,363 Ah. 879 00:35:24,510 --> 00:35:27,300 - Cerberus says rub your tummy. 880 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:28,680 - Taxes. - Ah. 881 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,748 - Lead to government programs, lead to wages, lead to taxes. 882 00:35:32,748 --> 00:35:33,840 - That's not what we have. - That's not what we have. 883 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,668 - It's close, but it's not exactly what we have. 884 00:35:35,668 --> 00:35:36,927 Oh, take a point away here. 885 00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:37,996 I say three points away. 886 00:35:37,996 --> 00:35:39,183 Three points away from Sam. 887 00:35:39,183 --> 00:35:42,480 - Cerberus says that you can now disregard 888 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,335 the rule about delayed instructions. 889 00:35:45,335 --> 00:35:47,730 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 890 00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:49,950 Cerberus says for this upcoming round, 891 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:51,900 we will each give you a command 892 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,900 and you must complete them at the same time. 893 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:55,980 - Wow. - Nod if you understand. 894 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:58,422 Yes. Oh. 895 00:35:59,255 --> 00:36:00,180 - We got him. 896 00:36:02,338 --> 00:36:04,350 - He's an idiot. - You do feel like an idiot. 897 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:07,080 - Cerberus says grind up on your podium. 898 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,380 - Cerberus says speak in a very deep voice. 899 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,368 - Cerberus says offer condolences. 900 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:17,580 I'm so sorry 901 00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:19,530 for your loss. 902 00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:20,700 - Crazy. - Crazy choice. 903 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,990 - That's gonna mean in a bad way. 904 00:36:21,990 --> 00:36:24,270 - Unfortunately, we do have to give you a point for that. 905 00:36:24,270 --> 00:36:25,740 - I feel bad about it, too. 906 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:29,370 - Cerberus says tell us something we don't know about you. 907 00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:30,900 - Cerberus says do a yoga pose. 908 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,231 - Cerberus says speak in iambic pentameter. 909 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,124 - I had a dog with but an eye named Waffle. 910 00:36:38,124 --> 00:36:40,048 I don't know what an iambic pentameter is. 911 00:36:40,048 --> 00:36:41,992 - It's fine. Let's just give it to him. 912 00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:43,645 One point. 913 00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:46,530 - Cerberus says hop on one leg! 914 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:49,170 - Cerberus says keep your hands in your pocket. 915 00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:50,430 - Cerberus says drink water. 916 00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:53,610 - This one might seem a tad impossible! 917 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,720 How are you gonna do this one? 918 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:57,116 - Whoa. - Oh, wow. 919 00:36:57,116 --> 00:36:59,183 Wow! 920 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:01,268 - We honestly didn't think you could do it. 921 00:37:01,268 --> 00:37:02,351 I bet. 922 00:37:02,351 --> 00:37:03,748 - And that's a point for you. 923 00:37:03,748 --> 00:37:04,581 That's a point, give him a point. 924 00:37:04,581 --> 00:37:05,414 Don't let it go to your head. 925 00:37:05,414 --> 00:37:07,890 - Cerberus says Elaine, 926 00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:09,510 whack Sam with 927 00:37:09,510 --> 00:37:14,400 this fly swatter every time he uses an adjective. 928 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,520 - Cerberus says Sam, describe what you love about Elaine 929 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,440 in great detail. - Happily. 930 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,330 - Cerberus says moan every time you get hit. 931 00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:26,330 - The things I love most about Elaine, her sense of humor, 932 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:30,937 heart, eyes, tenacity. - Doesn't know. 933 00:37:30,937 --> 00:37:33,117 - No, no. - Spirit. 934 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:35,070 - No. - And that she's sexy, 935 00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:37,340 sexy, sexy, sexy. 936 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,209 Ooh! 937 00:37:39,209 --> 00:37:40,825 You did not moan! - Oh! 938 00:37:41,662 --> 00:37:43,489 - You were supposed to act like you were. 939 00:37:43,489 --> 00:37:46,380 In a porno! 940 00:37:47,213 --> 00:37:50,340 - Cerberus says Sam whack Elaine 941 00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:52,980 every time she uses a verb. 942 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,060 - Cerberus says Elaine, 943 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:56,280 describe in detail what you love about Sam. 944 00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,090 - Oh, and Elaine, Cerberus says bark every time you get hit. 945 00:38:00,090 --> 00:38:02,820 Sam is. 946 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:03,960 - Mm-hmm. Woof. 947 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,070 Hilarious. 948 00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:08,288 He makes me laugh. 949 00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,960 Every day. 950 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,912 And you're such a genius. 951 00:38:12,912 --> 00:38:13,745 - Aw. - I mean, 952 00:38:13,745 --> 00:38:15,120 like this is because of you. 953 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,244 - That's so nice. Again, you are your- 954 00:38:19,077 --> 00:38:20,730 You get a point! 955 00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:22,890 - Aw, that's nice. - Cerberus says 956 00:38:22,890 --> 00:38:24,930 the rule about simultaneous instruction 957 00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:26,340 is no longer in effect. - Okay. 958 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,802 - Cerberus says take this sword. 959 00:38:31,590 --> 00:38:33,093 - Cerberus says use it wisely. 960 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,070 - Cerberus! - Only. 961 00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:36,450 - Sometimes. - Says. 962 00:38:36,450 --> 00:38:37,560 - Wiggles. - Go. 963 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,790 - Hinge. - Nipples. 964 00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:39,840 - Hair. - Your. 965 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,160 - Underside. - Jump. 966 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,360 - Nose. - Sing. 967 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,233 - Laugh. 968 00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:47,522 Ah! 969 00:38:48,355 --> 00:38:50,550 Very well done, Sam. 970 00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:53,010 You were only supposed to listen to my command. 971 00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:58,010 Last thing is Cerberus says name this episode. 972 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,720 - Oh, wow. - Take your time. 973 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,190 - Brennan's Go? 974 00:39:02,190 --> 00:39:05,490 Or Sam Gets Game Changered? 975 00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:06,900 No, that's a little too long. 976 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:08,074 - What does your heart say? 977 00:39:08,074 --> 00:39:09,176 - Samalamadingdong. 978 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,630 - Cerberus says it might be Samalamadingdong. 979 00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:15,270 - My heart says Samalamadingdong, final answer. 980 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,657 - Lock it in that. - That was really huge. 981 00:39:16,657 --> 00:39:18,390 - Good job. Let's get a hug in. 982 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:19,950 I wanna hug my bud. - That'd be cool. 983 00:39:19,950 --> 00:39:24,360 - Yeah. - Eh, eh, eh! 984 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,250 - Cerberus didn't say. One point away. 985 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:29,220 - That brings us to the end of our game. 986 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:31,410 - You finished with 11 points. 987 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,393 In this world, points are real. 988 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:36,289 Whoa. 989 00:39:36,289 --> 00:39:37,470 Oh God! 990 00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:40,650 Oh my God! - It sucks, right? 991 00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:42,936 - That's really bad. - It massively sucks. 992 00:39:42,936 --> 00:39:43,769 - Yeah, it's really bad. - It's like a bad time. 993 00:39:43,769 --> 00:39:46,410 It's kind of like scarring. - One point away from Sam. 994 00:39:46,410 --> 00:39:48,990 - So that brings you to 10 points. 995 00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:50,583 Sam, come take your reward. 996 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:52,380 - Does Cerberus say I can come take my reward? 997 00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:53,970 - Cerberus says come and take your reward. 998 00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:55,469 Good boy. Did you see this? 999 00:39:55,469 --> 00:39:56,370 - Good boy. - Good boy. 1000 00:39:56,370 --> 00:39:57,240 - Yes. - I'm gonna pretend 1001 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:59,010 I don't like that. 1002 00:39:59,010 --> 00:40:02,970 Cerberus says to retrace your steps. 1003 00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:04,260 - Retrace our steps this way? 1004 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:05,220 - Yeah. - Oh my God. 1005 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,361 I hope that the cards have been able to- 1006 00:40:06,361 --> 00:40:07,440 - The cards are here. - Like sit down 1007 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,760 and drop the shields at least. 1008 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,900 Speaking of the shields, 1009 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,670 it might be good to grab one of them. 1010 00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:13,270 - This will not help you at all. 1011 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:14,370 - Okay. Good luck. 1012 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,870 - Thanks for the encouraging words. 1013 00:40:15,870 --> 00:40:18,330 - Or that, I don't. Are we against him? 1014 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:20,910 - Am I about to LARP with Brennan? Oh, no. 1015 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:22,260 - But you're ready for it. 1016 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:24,090 He's out these doors. 1017 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,442 You got this. 1018 00:40:25,442 --> 00:40:28,231 ♪ Change the game, Sam ♪ 1019 00:40:28,231 --> 00:40:31,250 ♪ Change the game, Sam ♪ 1020 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:35,130 ♪ Is it helping to give you these thumbs up ♪ 1021 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:37,272 - Yeah, it does! ♪ Is this 'cause ♪ 1022 00:40:37,272 --> 00:40:38,893 - ♪ Then take two ♪ - Wow! 1023 00:40:38,893 --> 00:40:40,191 ♪ And go do ♪ 1024 00:40:40,191 --> 00:40:44,632 ♪ What you've always been born to do ♪ 1025 00:40:49,592 --> 00:40:52,950 ♪ Go change the game ♪ 1026 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,080 - You can do it, Sam. - We believe in you. 1027 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,570 - We believe in you, Sam. - Wow. 1028 00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:59,103 Here goes nothing, fairies. 1029 00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:00,682 You got this. 1030 00:41:03,653 --> 00:41:06,360 Well, well, well. 1031 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,770 You've solved my labyrinth, Puzzle Master. 1032 00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:12,930 Minotaur's watching you escape, 1033 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:16,762 but you are still going to get the horns, buddy. 1034 00:41:16,762 --> 00:41:18,270 - No, you're so tall! 1035 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:21,663 - No path of shame for you here, Sam Reich. 1036 00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:25,200 I am going to kill you! 1037 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,253 In real life! 1038 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,590 Any last words? 1039 00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:30,930 Want to try your hand at a monologue? 1040 00:41:30,930 --> 00:41:34,624 Maybe if you're lucky, we'll put it on a mug! 1041 00:41:34,624 --> 00:41:36,120 Like all the monologues 1042 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,990 you've subjected me to making over the years. 1043 00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:44,941 Any last words before your destruction, Sam Reich? 1044 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:50,900 - I've solved your labyrinth, Minotaur. 1045 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,880 The Puzzle Master's escaped. 1046 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,816 And you're gonna get my horn! 1047 00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:58,849 What? 1048 00:42:02,564 --> 00:42:04,680 Samalamadingdong. 1049 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,753 - You submit to destruction? 1050 00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:11,076 You submit to the will of the Minotaur? 1051 00:42:11,909 --> 00:42:14,250 The trickster is no more! 1052 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:17,640 You once told me 1053 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,100 there was no corner of your heart 1054 00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:23,707 you wouldn't turn over for five points. 1055 00:42:26,104 --> 00:42:27,703 - I've got ten. 1056 00:42:30,104 --> 00:42:31,344 - Points. Please! 1057 00:42:31,344 --> 00:42:32,550 No, please, let me. 1058 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,860 - Oh, oh, oh. - I'd do anything for them! 1059 00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,230 - You want my heart? Here. - I want your heart. 1060 00:42:37,230 --> 00:42:39,339 - Here. Ah points! 1061 00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:42,011 Samalamadingdong! 1062 00:42:42,011 --> 00:42:43,338 Samalamadingdong-day! 1063 00:42:43,338 --> 00:42:46,539 I buffed it! I shitted it! 1064 00:42:46,539 --> 00:42:48,027 - Ah, I'm fucking dead! 1065 00:42:50,211 --> 00:42:52,211 - You did it. Thank you. 1066 00:42:53,543 --> 00:42:56,075 For the points. 1067 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,200 - Thanks for a great game, buddy. That was awesome. 1068 00:43:00,462 --> 00:43:01,491 - You got it, man. 1069 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,110 Check it out. 1070 00:43:04,110 --> 00:43:05,810 The mug's still true. 1071 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,019 - You did it. You did it! 1072 00:43:11,019 --> 00:43:12,278 - I defeated the Minotaur! 1073 00:43:12,278 --> 00:43:13,111 - Come this way, come this way! 1074 00:43:16,142 --> 00:43:17,740 - It's Cody's Program! 1075 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:22,194 ♪ Everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance ♪ 1076 00:43:22,194 --> 00:43:27,110 ♪ Everybody is a genius, who knows it in advance ♪ 1077 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,840 ♪ Everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance ♪ 1078 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,020 ♪ Everybody is a genius, who knows it in advance ♪ 1079 00:43:38,171 --> 00:43:40,420 - Not the Buzzer of Shame. 1080 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:43,404 Ah, I fucking buffed it. 1081 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:04,110 Can I just say, 1082 00:44:04,110 --> 00:44:07,590 to be able to plan this entire thing behind my back, 1083 00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:10,620 it's a testament to how far this show has come 1084 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,930 that this can happen without me. 1085 00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:15,563 And from the bottom of my heart, 1086 00:44:15,563 --> 00:44:16,396 go fuck yourself. 1087 00:44:20,376 --> 00:44:22,449 ♪ Here he comes with his teeth filled with grime ♪ 1088 00:44:22,449 --> 00:44:24,571 ♪ He's a monster and a king of crime ♪ 1089 00:44:24,571 --> 00:44:26,872 ♪ His whole entire body is covered with slime ♪ 1090 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:29,091 ♪ It's Grendel, the monster of the medieval time ♪ 1091 00:44:29,091 --> 00:44:31,331 ♪ Late one night, he was hungry for a snack ♪ 1092 00:44:31,331 --> 00:44:33,601 ♪ So the Hall of Heorot, and he did attack ♪ 1093 00:44:33,601 --> 00:44:35,842 ♪ And all they heard was a snap and a crack ♪ 1094 00:44:35,842 --> 00:44:38,090 ♪ From Grendel, the ultimate fast food hack ♪ 1095 00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:40,222 ♪ The rumor spread from hour to hour ♪ 1096 00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,561 ♪ Then a couple of nights, Grendel did devour ♪ 1097 00:44:42,561 --> 00:44:44,761 ♪ When a guy named Beowulf heard the tale ♪ 1098 00:44:44,761 --> 00:44:47,569 ♪ To the Hall of Heorot, he set sail ♪ 1099 00:44:47,569 --> 00:44:49,488 ♪ Grendel left that castle fast ♪ 1100 00:44:49,488 --> 00:44:51,409 ♪ He left the castle in a single bound ♪ 1101 00:44:51,409 --> 00:44:52,868 ♪ Without being defeated ♪ 1102 00:44:52,868 --> 00:44:53,929 ♪ He was dumbfound ♪ 1103 00:44:53,929 --> 00:44:56,369 ♪ So he jumped into a lake and drowned ♪ 1104 00:44:56,369 --> 00:44:58,548 ♪ Do you think I'm exaggerating ♪ 1105 00:44:58,548 --> 00:45:00,859 ♪ About this story I've been relating ♪ 1106 00:45:00,859 --> 00:45:03,049 ♪ If you think I'm putting you on ♪ 1107 00:45:03,049 --> 00:45:05,419 ♪ You should hear the story from Grendel's mom ♪ 1108 00:45:06,928 --> 00:45:10,212 ♪ Beo beo beo beo Beowulf ♪ - Woo!