1 00:00:00,805 --> 00:00:02,730 This is "Game Changer"! 2 00:00:02,730 --> 00:00:04,074 Goddammit! 3 00:00:04,074 --> 00:00:05,520 No, it's not working anymore! 4 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,109 I'm too hairy now! 5 00:00:07,109 --> 00:00:09,038 I go to a therapist every week. 6 00:00:10,857 --> 00:00:12,164 I just need a little taste. 7 00:00:12,164 --> 00:00:13,629 Take out your fucking wallet! 8 00:00:13,629 --> 00:00:15,277 $200 right fucking now! - That would be against 9 00:00:15,277 --> 00:00:17,202 the rules that are in my head-- - You don't wanna hear 10 00:00:17,202 --> 00:00:18,035 - "Hamlet." - ...of what this game 11 00:00:18,035 --> 00:00:19,126 is probably about. ♪ Di-ba-di-de-do ♪ 12 00:00:19,126 --> 00:00:20,820 - Toss me? - Black metal magic! 13 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,276 Without further ado, let's begin! 14 00:00:32,245 --> 00:00:33,655 Hi, Jiavani. - Hey, Sam. 15 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:34,980 I'm the first one to walk in. 16 00:00:34,980 --> 00:00:36,828 There's big blocks everywhere. 17 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,130 I just find a place to be. 18 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:40,080 I don't know what's gonna happen. 19 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,180 All you can do is just go with it! 20 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:44,793 Sit on a block and see what goes down. 21 00:00:44,793 --> 00:00:46,320 - Hey, Sephie. - Hi. 22 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,820 - Why are there blocks? 23 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:49,680 Are we going to throw these blocks at people? 24 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,820 - Welcome, Kaylin. - Oh. 25 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,615 - I have concerns! 26 00:00:52,615 --> 00:00:54,420 - Am I going to be buried under these blocks? 27 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,770 Why does it look like "Squid Game"? 28 00:00:55,770 --> 00:00:57,180 Can we say "Squid Game" here? 29 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,368 - Hey, Ele. - Are we doing the 30 00:00:58,368 --> 00:00:59,586 Stanford prison experiment? 31 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:01,590 - That is always your wish. 32 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:02,790 Zach! - Sam! 33 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:05,100 Every time I walk into a "Game Changer" room, 34 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:05,933 it could be anything. 35 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,301 - Katie. - It could be dangerous. 36 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,300 - Kimia! - Hi. 37 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,930 - It could be illegal. - Jordan! 38 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:11,520 - This is kinda cool and sexy. 39 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,470 - Sam is a wild man and he can't be trusted. 40 00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:14,970 Let the games begin, baby. 41 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,050 - They didn't really tell me where to go, 42 00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:18,180 so I just sorta walked out. 43 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,410 All right. Yeah. 44 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:20,274 - Hi, Kurt. - Welcome, Kurt. 45 00:01:20,274 --> 00:01:21,390 - Hey. - Hell yeah. 46 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:23,720 - When you first walk into the room, it's pure fear. 47 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:24,983 What the fuck? 48 00:01:24,983 --> 00:01:26,698 And you see Sam, you go, "I'm dying today," 49 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:27,688 every single time. 50 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,168 - Caldwell! - Hey, how's it going? 51 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:31,395 - We're all wearing the same outfit and it's like... 52 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,270 - Demi! - What the fuck is this? 53 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:35,206 Okay, we're being set up for sacrifice. 54 00:01:35,206 --> 00:01:37,260 - Jacquis! - Which would be one hell 55 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:39,840 of a finale for Dropout to have for "Game Changer." 56 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,712 We all die, except one person. 57 00:01:41,712 --> 00:01:43,080 - BDG! - Hi! 58 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,152 There's a lot of people here. 59 00:01:44,152 --> 00:01:45,870 I thought we stopped at, like, three 60 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:47,790 or five for "Game Changer." 61 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:48,630 I don't like this many. 62 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,623 - Jess! - Is this gonna take forever? 63 00:01:51,623 --> 00:01:52,456 Ify! 64 00:01:52,456 --> 00:01:53,606 What's up? 65 00:01:53,606 --> 00:01:55,383 Okay, this is weird. 66 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,850 - Raph! - Hello. 67 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,110 - What's going on? 68 00:01:58,110 --> 00:02:00,134 Hannah! 69 00:02:00,134 --> 00:02:02,387 - Everyone's wearing the same outfit. 70 00:02:02,387 --> 00:02:04,650 Oscar! 71 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:07,238 - And I also noticed three chairs 72 00:02:07,238 --> 00:02:09,017 on this dais in front of us. 73 00:02:09,017 --> 00:02:12,361 And I was like, "Oh, I think we're gonna be judged." 74 00:02:12,361 --> 00:02:14,100 Welcome, Erika! 75 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,090 - You can't break us! 76 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:17,790 We're all united! - And we're selling jumpsuits! 77 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:20,539 The tallest man in the world, Grant O'Brien! 78 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,120 Jake! 79 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,126 - What's everybody doing here? 80 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:27,990 The director of "Heart Eyes"! 81 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:29,648 - Come on! 82 00:02:32,607 --> 00:02:33,960 - What's the game, Sam? 83 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,850 - I'm glad you asked, Grant. 84 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:36,734 - Oh no. 85 00:02:36,734 --> 00:02:40,852 Get ready for a game changer! 86 00:02:40,852 --> 00:02:43,890 Tonight's judges... 87 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:45,556 - Wow. - Who is this? 88 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:46,701 - What? 89 00:02:46,701 --> 00:02:49,001 - What in the heck? - Oh! 90 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:52,528 - If these elbows could kill, 91 00:02:52,528 --> 00:02:54,161 Gianmarco Soresi! 92 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,490 Boom goes the "Lady Dynamite," 93 00:02:59,490 --> 00:03:01,132 Maria Bamford! 94 00:03:03,847 --> 00:03:07,290 And to Marvels, Broadways, and our hearts, 95 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:08,706 Kumail Nanjiani! 96 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:15,967 Scotty P and the Game Changer Band. 97 00:03:20,745 --> 00:03:23,628 And your host, me! 98 00:03:23,628 --> 00:03:26,643 I've been here the whole time! 99 00:03:26,643 --> 00:03:28,860 This is "Game Changer," 100 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:31,742 the only game show where the game changes every show. 101 00:03:31,742 --> 00:03:34,140 I am your host, Sam Reich. 102 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:38,190 I am joined today by these 23 103 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,560 lovely contestants! 104 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,650 Now, you all understand how the game works? 105 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,210 - No, Sam, we don't. - No! 106 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:47,850 - That's right, our players have no idea 107 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,457 what game it is they're about to play. 108 00:03:49,457 --> 00:03:52,285 The only way to learn is by playing, 109 00:03:52,285 --> 00:03:53,586 the only way to win is by learning, 110 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,740 and the only way to begin is by beginning. 111 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:58,785 So, without further ado, let's begin: 112 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:01,329 Last Talent Standing! 113 00:04:01,329 --> 00:04:03,437 - Oh my god! - Oh! 114 00:04:03,437 --> 00:04:05,280 - The rules are simple. 115 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,510 When I call your name, 116 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:08,940 you will have one minute to come center stage 117 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,872 and show off a talent. - Oh my god! 118 00:04:11,872 --> 00:04:13,530 - It can be something simple, 119 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:15,390 it can be something novel, 120 00:04:15,390 --> 00:04:18,660 so long as it entertains our judges. 121 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:23,610 Truly, a talent is anything you convince us is a talent. 122 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:24,990 Survive the first round 123 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:27,600 and you must show off a second talent. 124 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,840 Survive the second and you must show off a third. 125 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:35,567 You cannot repeat a talent you've already shown. 126 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,790 You can repeat a talent another player's shown. 127 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:40,573 - Ooh, hell yeah. - Okay. 128 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:43,500 - The last surviving player wins 129 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,470 everything in the piggy bank 130 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,270 on a Chili's gift card. 131 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:50,561 - Oh! - Oh! 132 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:52,990 - I should say Chili's is not sponsoring this. 133 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:53,991 I just thought it'd be funny. 134 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,150 - Get on it, Chili's. Sponsor us. 135 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,190 - Come on, Chili's. - They have great wings. 136 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:01,080 - This feels more and more branded by the moment. 137 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,378 Maybe they'll get on board late. 138 00:05:06,277 --> 00:05:07,919 ♪ I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ♪ 139 00:05:07,919 --> 00:05:09,419 - Okay. All right. ♪ I want my baby back ♪ 140 00:05:09,419 --> 00:05:11,235 - Okay. ♪ Baby back, baby back ♪ 141 00:05:11,235 --> 00:05:13,222 ♪ Chili's ♪ - Oh. 142 00:05:13,222 --> 00:05:15,810 ♪ Baby back ribs ♪ 143 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:16,950 - And, Sam, just for safety, 144 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,363 you wanna do it with Applebee's now? 145 00:05:19,707 --> 00:05:21,570 - I don't know, I guess, based on that performance, 146 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,922 none of the talent will be singing tonight. 147 00:05:23,922 --> 00:05:25,255 Oh! 148 00:05:25,255 --> 00:05:26,774 - Mean judge! Mean judge! 149 00:05:26,774 --> 00:05:28,290 - Yeah, mean judge! - I put Gianmarco 150 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:30,630 in the Simon Cowell seat for a reason. 151 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,820 I will now draw from the tumbler 152 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:33,978 to see who goes first. 153 00:05:33,978 --> 00:05:34,982 - Oh my god. - No! 154 00:05:34,982 --> 00:05:36,013 - Oh no! - No! No! 155 00:05:36,013 --> 00:05:38,519 - This is an exciting opportunity, guys. 156 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:39,396 This is great. 157 00:05:39,396 --> 00:05:40,930 Grant, Grant, Grant! 158 00:05:49,405 --> 00:05:53,040 Kimia. 159 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,130 - I went first and there was sort of no example 160 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:57,840 of even what we were doing, 161 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,180 so I thought, "This may be good, I'll just get out first." 162 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:02,857 - We love you, Kimia! 163 00:06:02,857 --> 00:06:05,040 - "Once upon a midnight dreary, 164 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,320 as I pondered weak and weary 165 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:11,190 over a many faint and curious volume of forgotten lore. 166 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,870 While I nodded nearly napping, 167 00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:14,280 suddenly I heard a rapping 168 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:18,728 as of someone gently tapping, tapping at my chamber door. 169 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:22,800 'Tis some visitor, I muttered, 170 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,720 tapping at my chamber door. 171 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,566 Only this and nothing more." 172 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:30,150 Maria's sound effects were not helpful at all. 173 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:31,620 They actually were very distracting. 174 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,337 I do not like sound effects. 175 00:06:33,337 --> 00:06:37,470 "Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, 176 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:39,480 and each separate dying ember 177 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,970 brought its ghost upon the floor." 178 00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:43,629 - And time, Kimia. - Cool! 179 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,900 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 180 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,034 - Did you write that? 181 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,400 - What was that talent called? 182 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,500 - I kinda learned this six years ago, 183 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,960 so to get two stanzas mostly right 184 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,077 is kinda fucking cool. 185 00:06:56,077 --> 00:06:57,870 - She's convinced me. - Yes. 186 00:06:57,870 --> 00:06:58,775 - You're in! 187 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:03,299 - Yeah, yeah, nice work. 188 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:04,249 - Next up. 189 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,663 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, 190 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:08,900 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, 191 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:09,997 Grant, Grant, Grant! 192 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,032 Raph. 193 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,781 - Oh! 194 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,764 Goddammit! 195 00:07:15,764 --> 00:07:17,520 I had no strategy. 196 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:22,080 Just trying to grasp at straws for some sort of idea. 197 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,790 - Do the rest of "The Raven"! 198 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,503 - I'm going to do a magic trick. 199 00:07:28,503 --> 00:07:30,690 - Oh. - Okay. 200 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:34,008 - I wanna let you know before, I do genuinely hate magic. 201 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:37,176 - This isn't the kind that people hate. 202 00:07:37,176 --> 00:07:38,310 - Oh. - Oh. 203 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:39,930 - Bold statement, Raph. 204 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:42,603 - I need a volunteer. 205 00:07:42,603 --> 00:07:44,940 - Oh god! - No! No! 206 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:46,740 That would be against the rules 207 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:49,291 that are in my head of what this game is probably about. 208 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:52,209 Oh, oh! No, no! 209 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:53,580 No! 210 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,750 - You have a minute! Hurry! - Keep going. 211 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:55,950 - Oh, where's Brian? 212 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,300 - I'm over here on the right. 213 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,520 Okay. Hello, hi. - Okay. 214 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,340 Actually, you can participate. - Okay. 215 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,953 - Pick something out. Just anything. 216 00:08:03,953 --> 00:08:06,780 - This feels a lot like a magic show to me. 217 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:08,935 - A bunny ear hair band. 218 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:11,550 - Okay, so I have a suggestion. 219 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:14,801 I am going to float it into Brian's mind. 220 00:08:14,801 --> 00:08:16,189 Soresi. 221 00:08:16,189 --> 00:08:17,850 - Gianmarco. - Can I give him a second X? 222 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,770 - Why don't you even remember his name? 223 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:22,080 - Gianmarco has given me an item. 224 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:22,913 Yes. 225 00:08:22,913 --> 00:08:24,180 - Fuck, I already forgot it. 226 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:25,199 Is it- 227 00:08:25,199 --> 00:08:27,150 Oh no! 228 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:28,883 - I'm so sorry. 229 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,567 I couldn't wait any longer. 230 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:33,810 - The talent I showcased did not get the job done. 231 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:37,260 - I just wonder if he has ever seen magic before. 232 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:39,420 - Important question now. - Yeah. 233 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:40,978 - Describe to me 234 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,510 how you would like to die. 235 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:43,773 - Die? - How you'd like to what? 236 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,002 - Die. - Oh, that's fun. 237 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,393 I mean, swiftly. 238 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,636 Oh my god! 239 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:49,653 - Whoa! 240 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,556 - Please follow 241 00:08:51,556 --> 00:08:53,214 Grim Reaperino offstage. 242 00:08:53,214 --> 00:08:55,290 - I knew I was gonna die! - Just like a horror movie, 243 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:57,360 the Black man, the first man to die, man! 244 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,310 - Is that Paul? - You're the first man to die! 245 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,620 - This is Paul Robalino! 246 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,930 It's Paul Robalino! 247 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,250 - Next up. 248 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,991 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, 249 00:09:06,991 --> 00:09:10,265 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant! 250 00:09:10,265 --> 00:09:12,403 - Oscar. - No! 251 00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:14,659 I'm only skilled at one thing, and one thing only, 252 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:15,830 and that is dance. 253 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,202 - Your time starts now. 254 00:09:17,202 --> 00:09:20,716 - Okay, if you could please play some sort of '90s hip hop. 255 00:09:20,716 --> 00:09:22,232 - Yes, yes, yes! 256 00:09:22,232 --> 00:09:24,330 - My talent is I choreographed a hip-hop routine 257 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,030 when I was 12, and I'm gonna try to recreate it. 258 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:29,164 - Okay. - Six, seven, eight. 259 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,350 - Oscar, you're through! 260 00:09:47,516 --> 00:09:48,600 - Nice! 261 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,194 - After that, I literally was like, 262 00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:51,900 "I don't know what else to do." 263 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,655 I have no other skill sets at all. 264 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:56,790 So, yeah, I was shitting bricks. 265 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,502 - Brian David Gilbert. 266 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,791 - I got this in the bag. 267 00:10:03,589 --> 00:10:05,209 Whoa. 268 00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:10,127 - Oh my. - Oh. 269 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:15,940 - I haven't tried this since elementary school. 270 00:10:17,136 --> 00:10:18,960 - Oh my god. - Oh. 271 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,000 Why does it require this much skin? 272 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,140 - Ugh. 273 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:23,386 - 30 seconds, Brian. 274 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,566 - Cut the music! 275 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,550 No! 276 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:31,146 No, it's not working anymore! 277 00:10:31,146 --> 00:10:32,607 I'm too hairy now! 278 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:42,510 - Yes! - That's two! 279 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,830 You're through, Brian! 280 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:46,200 - Can I just ask? This is the first round... 281 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,886 - That's the thing you're best at? 282 00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:49,263 Yes. 283 00:10:49,263 --> 00:10:50,634 - Okay. - Let's see you do it. 284 00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:53,130 - I'd like to see you try it, Kumail. 285 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:56,040 Next up, Erika. 286 00:10:56,040 --> 00:11:00,297 - I have an unending lust for life and all things in it, 287 00:11:00,297 --> 00:11:05,100 and so I have collected a lot of different skills. 288 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,859 May I borrow your violin, is it? 289 00:11:06,859 --> 00:11:07,692 - Yeah. - Okay. 290 00:11:07,692 --> 00:11:08,532 - Oh my gosh. 291 00:11:08,532 --> 00:11:09,365 - Oh shit. 292 00:11:09,365 --> 00:11:11,506 - Oh, wow. 293 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:12,988 - Come on. Come on. - Erika, 294 00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:15,662 your minute starts now. 295 00:11:15,662 --> 00:11:16,495 - Okay. 296 00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,798 And you're through! 297 00:11:25,798 --> 00:11:27,692 Yeah. 298 00:11:27,692 --> 00:11:29,673 - I think part of it is that you followed that guy 299 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:31,890 making sounds with the insides of his knees. 300 00:11:33,372 --> 00:11:34,579 - Jess! - Jess. 301 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,380 - There is a meta game of like, 302 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,910 if I'm gonna be in this for five rounds, 303 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,920 I should save, like, making up a song 304 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,210 or singing towards the end. 305 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,466 So I did a rap I wrote when I was 15. 306 00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:46,449 ♪ My eyes are glazed, mouth open, I'm sure ♪ 307 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:48,086 ♪ And I'm wondering will they ever find a cure ♪ 308 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,222 ♪ I'm staring straight ahead one step away from dead ♪ 309 00:11:50,222 --> 00:11:51,395 ♪ What brought on these symptoms ♪ 310 00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:52,720 ♪ Do you know where they're coming from ♪ 311 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,899 ♪ Are they staying or swaying ♪ 312 00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,157 ♪ Anticipating what I'm gonna do next ♪ 313 00:11:55,157 --> 00:11:56,354 ♪ Get relief from this text ♪ 314 00:11:56,354 --> 00:11:58,115 ♪ Boom, my head's gonna hit the desk ♪ 315 00:11:58,115 --> 00:11:59,281 ♪ Searching for a little rest ♪ 316 00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:00,477 ♪ I'll keep my eyes open, at best ♪ 317 00:12:00,477 --> 00:12:02,392 ♪ Feet tapping, fingers snapping ♪ 318 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,252 ♪ Anything so I don't have to feel the bore, look around ♪ 319 00:12:04,252 --> 00:12:06,059 ♪ Kids bored galore, you want more ♪ 320 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,465 ♪ I would, but I can't 'cause I'm bored ♪ 321 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:10,093 You're through! 322 00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,282 Nice! 323 00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:12,690 - Unanimous! - We're tight. 324 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,581 - I would listen to that over Edgar Allan Poe any day. 325 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,849 - Oh, I'm already through, man! 326 00:12:17,849 --> 00:12:19,260 - No, no, not your performance. 327 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,390 I meant the writing itself. 328 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:24,570 Jordan. 329 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,970 - I don't believe in strategy and I hate games. 330 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:30,090 So, for me, I was kind of just there to do my best 331 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:33,750 and maybe give Maria Bamford my email address after this. 332 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,210 I did tumbling when I was a child, 333 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,280 which is like gymnastics, but all on the floor. 334 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,930 So I'm gonna do something I used to do 335 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,480 that I haven't done since then with no stretching. 336 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,174 - Is this dangerous? - Yes. 337 00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:45,953 Do it. 338 00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:47,550 Do it. 339 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,223 Wow. 340 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:51,925 Oh, oh, oh! 341 00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:55,583 You're through! 342 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,155 - Whoa! 343 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,250 - Have you really not done that since you were a child? 344 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:03,210 - I probably haven't done that in 15 years. 345 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,500 - She's through the next round, too! 346 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,777 Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea. 347 00:13:06,777 --> 00:13:08,610 - Ow, my crotch hurts. 348 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,867 - Zach. 349 00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,468 - Zach! - Go, Zach! 350 00:13:11,468 --> 00:13:12,458 - I sorta spent my whole life 351 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,100 doing one very specific thing, 352 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,630 and that's gonna work once. 353 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:16,463 So the rest of the time 354 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,540 I'm gonna be just sort of flying blind, baby. 355 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,710 Can I borrow you for a second? 356 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,270 - Absolutely. - Great. 357 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,890 Will you stand here? - Yeah. 358 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,053 - And face this way? - Yeah. 359 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,623 - And put your head down. 360 00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:27,459 Okay. 361 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:29,225 - Oh my god. - What is that? 362 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,570 - Should I be sturdy? 363 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:31,620 - Yeah. - Okay. 364 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,972 - Sturdy up, Jake. - Come over here. 365 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:36,745 Have him have his leg wide. Come on. 366 00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:43,380 - Wow! - Great job. Great job. 367 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:46,297 - Damn! - Zach, that was amazing! 368 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,230 - Way to sturdy up. 369 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,620 - Has everyone qualified for the SAG Insurance this year 370 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,060 before we go forward? 371 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,650 - Yes. - Kurt. 372 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:54,171 All right. 373 00:13:54,171 --> 00:13:55,293 Hi. Hi. 374 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,390 I'll tell you this, I was not really paying attention 375 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:58,680 when Sam explained the game. 376 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,190 I think it takes skill to have courage, 377 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,020 and I go to a therapist every week, 378 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,360 and I talk to my therapist about my problems. 379 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,520 So I'm gonna share with you like I would with my therapist. 380 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,400 Oh, no. 381 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,793 - I like to smoke weed. - Okay. 382 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:13,650 - I like to smoke weed 383 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,350 for the same reasons I like escape rooms, 384 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:19,560 because every room's an escape room if you get high enough. 385 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,940 - You do stand-up for your therapist? 386 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,160 - Mm-hmm. 387 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,130 - Damn. 388 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,050 - One time I got so high on an airplane, 389 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,240 I thought the only oxygen in the plane 390 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,903 was coming from the little AC unit. 391 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:31,200 - Oh, yeah. - And I stared up at it 392 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,978 for like 20 minutes and went 393 00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:35,610 until I gave myself a panic attack. 394 00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:36,443 - You know what? - That's your time. 395 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,150 - This requires so much more courage than anybody else. 396 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,440 - Thank you so much, Kumail. 397 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,499 Thank you so much. - You made it through! 398 00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:44,521 - That was hardcore courage. 399 00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:50,640 Sephie. 400 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,260 - I only have a few talents 401 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,840 and only some of them can be shown behind a paywall. 402 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,765 This would be my talent, 403 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,606 doing Jennifer Coolidge. 404 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,120 - Ah. - Ah. 405 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,310 - I love the color of your jumpsuit. 406 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,870 Reminds me of eggplant, 407 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,677 which makes me want a hot dog real bad. 408 00:15:08,681 --> 00:15:09,990 - What do you actually sound like? 409 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,010 - I actually sound like this, 410 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,055 which is so much worse, to be honest. 411 00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:17,387 Wow! 412 00:15:17,387 --> 00:15:18,220 Ify. 413 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,430 What's up? 414 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,630 I'm doing this weird thing 415 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,210 where I'm basing them off of D&D ability, 416 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,070 so this is gonna be my strength check. 417 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,553 Demi, can I use you real quick? 418 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,220 - A strength check with me? 419 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,750 - So I'm gonna kinda do the opposite 420 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,130 of what Zach did, okay? 421 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,450 So you ready? - Uh-oh. 422 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,388 - Yeah, do we have consent? - Let me turn around. 423 00:15:34,388 --> 00:15:35,289 - Okay, yeah, yes. 424 00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:37,530 Do I have your consent to toss you in the air like a baby? 425 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,670 - Toss me? - Yeah. 426 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:41,576 - Yeah, great. - Watch the feet! 427 00:15:41,576 --> 00:15:42,659 - Woo! - Whoa! 428 00:15:45,373 --> 00:15:46,857 - It's like when you make a basketball shot 429 00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:49,350 and you have to pretend like it's not impressive at all. 430 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,630 So getting thrown in the air is like, "Jesus Christ," 431 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,463 but I had to just be like, 432 00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:54,001 "Yeah, of course, he does it all the time." 433 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,350 - The only reason I said no 434 00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,190 is 'cause that looked very dangerous 435 00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,990 and I'm worried for both of you. 436 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,430 I don't wanna encourage this behavior. 437 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,710 - I do, and I check it. 438 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:05,880 - All right, that's two! 439 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,200 We're gonna do it even better! - I feel like, 440 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,300 I didn't know exactly what it was supposed to be. 441 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,192 - You can't say he's through and not even know what it was. 442 00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:14,700 You voted yes. 443 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,324 - Appropriately, Demi. 444 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,300 - Ify, get back out here. - Yes. 445 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,520 - Toss Ify. - Ify, could you please tell 446 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,773 everybody how much you weigh? 447 00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:28,020 - I weigh 275 pounds right now. 448 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,630 - Now, I, Demi Adejuyigbe, weigh 150. 449 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:33,510 It would be pretty insane if I were to lift Ify right now, 450 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,935 wouldn't it? - Yeah! 451 00:16:34,935 --> 00:16:36,240 - Yes! - Well, 452 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,470 do I have your consent to lift you? 453 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,303 - Yes, you do. 454 00:16:38,303 --> 00:16:41,670 Whoa! Wow! 455 00:16:42,698 --> 00:16:43,987 - Wow! - Wow! 456 00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:46,987 Woo! Wow, okay right? - Wow. 457 00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:49,370 Nice! 458 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:52,560 - Kumail standing by his principles. 459 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,720 - I say no. - Just checking in here. 460 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,400 Ify, Demi, you both okay? 461 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,462 - Yeah, Demi, are you okay? - Katie. 462 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,230 - I really, truly had no idea 463 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,820 what I was gonna do when I got out there. 464 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,610 My talent is financial domination. 465 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,320 I'm gonna findom someone. 466 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,139 Do I have any volunteers? 467 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,100 Financial domination popped into my head. 468 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,270 I thought I'd be good at it. 469 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:16,140 I've never done it before. 470 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,331 Take out your fucking wallet! 471 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:19,950 Take out your fucking wallet! 472 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,470 - My financial wallet that's on my phone? 473 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,383 - Yeah, take it out! - Okay. 474 00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:24,368 - Go get it! 475 00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:25,739 - Well, let me get it! 476 00:17:25,739 --> 00:17:26,816 - Hey, it's right here. 477 00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:28,163 - Open it! - Okay. 478 00:17:28,163 --> 00:17:29,880 - Open it right now! 479 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,563 - I have it right here! - Go to your bank! 480 00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:33,810 - Hold on! - Come on, you capitalist pig! 481 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:35,699 - No, listen- - Do it! Go! 482 00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:37,652 - I tried to establish my business as a B Corp- 483 00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:39,863 - Faster! Faster! - But I couldn't! 484 00:17:39,863 --> 00:17:42,560 - Send me $200 right fucking now! 485 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,280 - $7,200? - Right fucking now! 486 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,310 Get your wallet out. Get your fucking wallet out! 487 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,030 - I didn't bring my wallet. - Get your fucking wallet out! 488 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,275 - I wasn't part of that. - Oh, sorry. 489 00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:52,044 - Or Zelle? - Zelle. 490 00:17:52,044 --> 00:17:53,184 - Zelle? - Katie Marovitch! 491 00:17:53,184 --> 00:17:55,397 - Five, four. - Send the money, Maria! 492 00:17:55,397 --> 00:17:56,230 - Three, two. 493 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,080 - Oh no. - I will send you the money. 494 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:57,963 - It's okay. - I will send you the money. 495 00:17:57,963 --> 00:17:58,860 One. 496 00:18:01,408 --> 00:18:04,127 That's one X from Gianmarco. 497 00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,610 - I have a question. 498 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,320 Maria, did you send the money? 499 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,454 - She's gonna send it later. - It won't let- 500 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:10,545 - She's gonna send it later. 501 00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:12,073 Oh! 502 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:13,110 - I was voted out. 503 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,790 I'm a new mother. 504 00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:18,180 It seems like you would want to help single moms. 505 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,080 I'm not a single mom. 506 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,910 - Katie, in what way would you like to die? 507 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:21,743 - I'd like to be... 508 00:18:21,743 --> 00:18:22,830 My means of death, 509 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:25,770 so they probably cut it from the episode, it was too dark. 510 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:26,777 - Okay. - Oh. 511 00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:27,610 - Jesus. 512 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:28,560 - And so Sam said... 513 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,820 - Let's imagine for a moment 514 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,150 that we wanted something a little less graphic than that. 515 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:32,983 - So I said... 516 00:18:32,983 --> 00:18:33,977 Tickled to death. 517 00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:37,307 Is that what you want? 518 00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,400 - Katie? - Yeah? 519 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,800 - Would you please follow the Grim Reaperino? 520 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,102 - I would love to. 521 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:42,944 Ah. 522 00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,650 Bye, Katie. 523 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,180 - It has to be Grant. - I mean... 524 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,978 - It's going to be you. - Watch. 525 00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:55,080 - Caldwell. - Okay, hey. 526 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,510 My strategy was to have a piece of paper 527 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,343 that I could draw on, 528 00:18:58,343 --> 00:18:59,790 'cause that's the only thing I'm fucking good at. 529 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,490 I would love to get maybe something a little jazzy for this. 530 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,325 This goes out to everyone in this great land. 531 00:19:05,859 --> 00:19:08,842 ♪ Fifty nifty ♪ 532 00:19:08,842 --> 00:19:11,164 ♪ United States ♪ 533 00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:16,164 ♪ From 13 original colonies ♪ 534 00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:21,339 ♪ Alabama, Alaska, Arizona ♪ 535 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:23,943 ♪ Arkansas, California, Colorado ♪ 536 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:24,810 ♪ Connecticut ♪ 537 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,730 I decided I was gonna name every state 538 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,710 after I saw Jordan do a cartwheel. 539 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,570 I thought I could do a better cartwheel than her, 540 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,770 but then she did the splits. 541 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,240 That was where I had to call it. 542 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,073 - I loved it. 543 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,070 - I'm a showman, if nothing else. 544 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:35,991 - Caldwell? - Yes. 545 00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:38,153 - In what way would you like to die? 546 00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,740 - I would like to be run through by Aragorn 547 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:41,820 - with a broad sword. - For Frodo. 548 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:42,653 - Oh. 549 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:44,663 Yeah, yeah. 550 00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:46,770 - Would you please follow Grim Reaperino? 551 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:51,003 Thank you, Caldwell. 552 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:58,170 Josh. 553 00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,190 - I wanna barf. 554 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,650 Okay, this is three versions of Jack Nicholson. 555 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,390 Here's version one. - Oh. 556 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:06,360 - Hi. I'm Jack. 557 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,310 I wanna read a book under a tree. 558 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,750 All right, this is the second version. 559 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,283 This is Crack Nicholson. 560 00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:15,753 Hi, I just need a little taste. 561 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,510 I just need a little taste. 562 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:22,203 And this is Jack "Mark Ruffalo" Nicholson. 563 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,580 Um, where does he get all those toys? 564 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,258 I'm Jack- - Wow! 565 00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:32,118 Wow, Josh! 566 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,136 Okay, unanimous. 567 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,518 Jiavani. 568 00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:45,630 - All right. 569 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:47,610 I think that fear of rejection 570 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:50,760 is something that we all experience. 571 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,340 It's very vulnerable to put yourself out there. 572 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,740 Gianmarco, I didn't know you were gonna be a judge today. 573 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,840 I have slid into your DMs, 574 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:02,340 and the response was tepid! 575 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:05,070 And so what I would like to do for my talent 576 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:08,160 is invite you to reject me in person, 577 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,156 because it's all right. 578 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,241 - No, I wanna see it, so I'm gonna wait. 579 00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:19,440 - Yeah. - I do wanna see it. 580 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,840 - So what did you say to me? Do you remember? 581 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,960 - I said, "Your 'Game Changer' was so funny. 582 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,660 I was sitting here smiling so big on my phone as I watched. 583 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,500 Fantastic." 584 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,820 And he said, "Heart." 585 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,810 - Just do it. - Thank you. 586 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:33,180 I thank you for watching the videos. 587 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,000 - A month later, "Damn, so cute. 588 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,997 Fire emoji. Heart." 589 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,840 - Can we X him? - Wait, hold up. 590 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,860 Thank you for that. 591 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:45,300 This is my assistant 592 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,193 and Gianmarco doesn't check these messages. 593 00:21:47,193 --> 00:21:50,612 Oh shit! 594 00:21:50,612 --> 00:21:51,948 Are you serious? 595 00:21:51,948 --> 00:21:53,179 - Go for it, I got two checks. 596 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,450 You can give me the X if you want. 597 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:55,283 - Yeah, and this isn't my assistant. 598 00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:56,718 This is me. - Thank you. Thank you. 599 00:21:56,718 --> 00:21:58,500 Thank you, I hear that. Thank you. 600 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:02,070 - Jiavani coming out strong, just calling out Gianmarco, 601 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,660 that's a powerful talent. 602 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,740 I've been sliding into Maria Bamford's DMs, 603 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:08,070 and I was not gonna admit that. 604 00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:09,897 - Next up. - It's gotta be Grant. 605 00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:11,010 - It's gotta be Grant. 606 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:11,843 - Anna. 607 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,420 - I have nothing but fear. 608 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,770 My bones shake. 609 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,760 My pussy drops. 610 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,050 I'm getting out immediately. 611 00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:20,730 I'm going to scream like I'm being murdered 612 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,563 in a horror film. 613 00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:22,740 - By what? - You can pick. 614 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,360 - Oh, the Leprechaun. 615 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,580 - So it's sort of the... 616 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,460 Oh my god! Oh my god! 617 00:22:33,415 --> 00:22:34,248 Really good job. 618 00:22:34,248 --> 00:22:35,370 - Really good. 619 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:38,280 - Really good. 620 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,810 Sorry. Really good. 621 00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:40,643 Blumhouse, call me. 622 00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:41,850 - Damn. 623 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,770 - I saw the Leprechaun. 624 00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:44,603 - Jacob. 625 00:22:47,171 --> 00:22:48,573 - I'm just trying to feel calm. 626 00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:50,070 I'm trying to feel generally anesthetized. 627 00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,510 Keeping my BPM low. 628 00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:53,520 Hi, how's it going? My name's Jacob. 629 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,840 I went to Julliard for seven years, 630 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,860 and I'm gonna do a talent 631 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:58,410 that is reminiscing with an old friend. 632 00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,730 Hey, do you remember in 2018 633 00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:01,601 when we did that movie in Eureka, California? 634 00:23:01,601 --> 00:23:03,360 - Yes, I do remember. - Wasn't that a wild time? 635 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,040 - It was a wild time. I was so scared. 636 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,873 I didn't know anybody. 637 00:23:05,873 --> 00:23:08,010 - What was your, like, most vivid memory about Eureka? 638 00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,630 - I think we did karaoke at night. 639 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,520 - Yeah, we would go to, like, that weird lounge. 640 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,470 - Yeah, and the hotel we were staying in 641 00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:15,720 was also the place where it was being shot. 642 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,553 It was scary. - It was a little spooky. 643 00:23:16,553 --> 00:23:18,037 - What the fuck is going on? 644 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,170 - I could do it with you. You remember NerdMelt on Sunset? 645 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,810 - Yeah. - Remember how weird 646 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:22,643 that green room was? 647 00:23:22,643 --> 00:23:24,180 Kind of a smelly couch? - Yes. 648 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:26,284 - Yeah. That was my home. 649 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:29,010 - That's fine. Okay, okay, okay. 650 00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:31,530 - Remember the hamster dance website? 651 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:32,731 - The hamster dance. - Oh, yeah. 652 00:23:32,731 --> 00:23:33,656 - Remember that? That was fun. 653 00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:34,607 - Okay, remind me. 654 00:23:34,607 --> 00:23:37,681 ♪ It's a di-da-di-de-do-do ♪ 655 00:23:37,681 --> 00:23:38,906 ♪ Di-ba-di-de-do ♪ 656 00:23:38,906 --> 00:23:40,969 - Okay, it's nice to go to memory line. 657 00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:42,052 - Wow! - Okay. 658 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:45,979 - It's good to remember, man. - Jacquis. 659 00:23:45,979 --> 00:23:48,315 Okay. 660 00:23:48,315 --> 00:23:50,250 Ify, can I use you? 661 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,270 I need this, too. 662 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:54,030 Okay, my talent is hubris. 663 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:55,710 How much do you bench, Ify? 664 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:57,450 - About 335. - Okay. 665 00:23:57,450 --> 00:24:00,150 I bench 115 pounds. 666 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:01,770 How long do you think I can last 667 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:03,480 in an arm wrestling match against Ify? 668 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,130 - I think if you can make it 10 seconds, 669 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:06,046 and I get to count it. 670 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:07,388 - All right, you ready? 671 00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:08,771 - All right, I'll count it. - All right. 672 00:24:08,771 --> 00:24:09,780 Ready? - Yeah. 673 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,610 - All right. Ready? - Tell us the countdown. 674 00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:14,393 - Ready? - Three, two, one. 675 00:24:14,393 --> 00:24:15,226 Go. 676 00:24:15,226 --> 00:24:19,063 - One, two, three, 677 00:24:19,063 --> 00:24:22,098 four, five. 678 00:24:22,098 --> 00:24:24,978 Six, seven, 679 00:24:24,978 --> 00:24:27,730 eight, nine! 680 00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:28,863 - 10! - 10! 681 00:24:28,863 --> 00:24:31,582 - You get a check from me. - That's 15! 682 00:24:31,582 --> 00:24:32,963 That's 15 seconds! 683 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,390 - Honestly, I deserve to win from that. 684 00:24:42,390 --> 00:24:43,410 He's strong as fuck. 685 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:45,777 - I feel like I just witnessed a miracle. 686 00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:48,877 - Grant. 687 00:24:48,877 --> 00:24:49,710 - Grant. 688 00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:51,690 I knew it! I knew it! 689 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,000 I thought to myself, "You know, my only real talent 690 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,280 is playing myself on a fake game show," 691 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,830 so I had to think of something else 692 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,020 'cause I've been doing that already. 693 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,690 I'd like a check when I sing a note 694 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:05,610 that is low enough to impress you. 695 00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:06,443 - Okay. 696 00:25:07,327 --> 00:25:11,026 ♪ Ya, ya, ya, ya ♪ 697 00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:14,190 ♪ Ya, ya ♪ 698 00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,290 ♪ Ya ♪ 699 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,262 - That's pretty low. - That's so low. 700 00:25:17,262 --> 00:25:19,836 ♪ Ah ♪ 701 00:25:19,836 --> 00:25:21,625 - He's going lower. 702 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,971 ♪ Ya ♪ 703 00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:26,876 Closer. 704 00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:31,674 ♪ Ah ♪ 705 00:25:31,674 --> 00:25:34,613 ♪ Ah ♪ 706 00:25:34,613 --> 00:25:36,317 - This is so upsetting up close. 707 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:38,615 - If you go lower than me, you get it. 708 00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,260 ♪ Ah ♪ 709 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:45,260 ♪ Ah ♪ 710 00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:49,188 ♪ Ah ♪ 711 00:25:49,188 --> 00:25:51,063 - I'll give it to you. - Ah! 712 00:25:51,063 --> 00:25:55,581 Oh! 713 00:25:55,581 --> 00:25:58,080 - Wow. - I impressed one of them, 714 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,130 and I think that's something. 715 00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:01,050 - How would you like to die? 716 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,640 - I would like you to open the door 717 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,050 to an airplane and throw me out- 718 00:26:04,050 --> 00:26:06,020 - Bye, Grant! - Like a bale of hay. 719 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,260 - Is that how the show feels? 720 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:09,570 - I've been thrown out like a bale of hay already. 721 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:13,113 - Grant, would you please follow Grim Reaperino offstage? 722 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,297 - He looks good though, right? 723 00:26:14,297 --> 00:26:15,397 Doesn't he look good. - He looks incredible. 724 00:26:15,397 --> 00:26:16,474 - Bye, Grant. - Thank you all. 725 00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:17,467 Thank you all. 726 00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:21,259 You know, in my salad days when I was green, I had a G4. 727 00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:29,240 Pretty good. 728 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,348 - Ele. - Okay! 729 00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:34,230 I'm just shot through with adrenaline right now. 730 00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:36,060 I would love for you to name 731 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,377 three Shakespeare plays. 732 00:26:38,377 --> 00:26:39,367 - "Measure for Measure." - "Measure for Measure." 733 00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:42,090 "Winter's Tale." - "Richard II." 734 00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:43,530 - Deep cuts. - Why are you upset? 735 00:26:43,530 --> 00:26:44,700 You asked us to do them. 736 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,788 - I know, but normally people throw in a "Hamlet." 737 00:26:46,788 --> 00:26:48,602 - Okay, okay, "Hamlet." - Or a "Romeo and Juliet." 738 00:26:48,602 --> 00:26:49,435 - "Macbeth." - "Hamlet." 739 00:26:49,435 --> 00:26:50,820 - Oh, you don't wanna hear "Hamlet." 740 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,110 - Why don't you do whichever one 741 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:52,943 you would like to do, Ele? 742 00:26:52,943 --> 00:26:55,290 - No, it's more impressive if you name one. 743 00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:56,387 - We named so many. - "The Tempest." 744 00:26:56,387 --> 00:26:57,512 - No, no, no, not "The Tempest." 745 00:26:57,512 --> 00:26:58,345 Not "The Tempest." - Not "The Tempest"? 746 00:26:58,345 --> 00:26:59,347 "Macbeth," "Macbeth." 747 00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:01,740 - "If it were done when 'tis done, 748 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,990 it were done well. 749 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,930 If the assassination could trammel up the consequence 750 00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:10,830 and catch, with his surcease, success, 751 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:13,121 but that this blow 752 00:27:13,121 --> 00:27:17,130 might be the be-all and end-all here. 753 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:19,017 But here." 754 00:27:19,017 --> 00:27:20,198 Thank you. 755 00:27:20,198 --> 00:27:22,620 Oh my god, I really needed that. 756 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:24,749 - Was that from "Macbeth"? - Yeah. 757 00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:31,037 - That's right. - Thanks. 758 00:27:31,037 --> 00:27:31,870 - Hannah. 759 00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:34,393 - I could've, you know, thought about like, 760 00:27:34,393 --> 00:27:35,970 what did I do in the middle school 761 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:36,840 and high school talent shows, 762 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,860 but it all went blank, 763 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:40,080 and all I could think about were commercial jingles 764 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,170 that my dad used to sing me from Holland. 765 00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:46,020 I'm gonna be singing three Dutch commercial jingles 766 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,790 from the 1970s. 767 00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:48,660 And I would like for you guys 768 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,373 to guess which one is not real. 769 00:27:50,373 --> 00:27:51,690 - Ooh. - Ooh. 770 00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:53,434 - For the first one, I am a cow. 771 00:27:56,945 --> 00:27:58,749 ♪ Make me drink chocolade ♪ 772 00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,662 One. - One was just that. 773 00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,004 - Two. 774 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,156 Sing it with me. 775 00:28:21,989 --> 00:28:23,201 ♪ Sandwich spread ♪ 776 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,936 Sandwich spread. 777 00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:25,800 Two. 778 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,302 Two. 779 00:28:27,302 --> 00:28:28,350 - Sandwich spread. 780 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,345 - This one I'm spooky troll. 781 00:28:41,393 --> 00:28:42,226 - Wow. - Three. 782 00:28:42,226 --> 00:28:43,407 Wow. 783 00:28:43,407 --> 00:28:45,510 - The third one is what my real guess would be, 784 00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:46,620 that it's fake. 785 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:49,470 - Okay, the third one's fake, but I gave you the world. 786 00:28:49,470 --> 00:28:50,430 - I give you a pass. 787 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:51,573 I agree. I agree. 788 00:28:52,451 --> 00:28:56,160 I agree with your sentiment. 789 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,347 - That was just satisfying to hear. 790 00:28:59,347 --> 00:29:01,485 - There's one left. - Let's go. 791 00:29:01,485 --> 00:29:04,527 Kaylin. 792 00:29:04,527 --> 00:29:08,160 - I don't find myself particularly suited for a talent show. 793 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,100 I have some skills, but they take a lot of time. 794 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,690 Like, I can do gel nails. 795 00:29:12,690 --> 00:29:15,030 I can run three miles pretty fast. 796 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:19,320 I know a lot about safaris and safari animals. 797 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,270 You can ask me questions and I can answer them. 798 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:22,980 - Zebra, what do they do all day? 799 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:25,260 - They eat, and they run around, and they play a lot. 800 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:27,320 - That's what you know about zebras, that they play? 801 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,060 - They sleep seven hours a day. 802 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,841 - Is that true? - Yes. 803 00:29:33,804 --> 00:29:34,980 - How long do they live? 804 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,330 - 12 years. 805 00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:37,800 - Are they white with black stripes 806 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,633 or black with white stripes? 807 00:29:38,633 --> 00:29:39,780 - They're black with white stripes. 808 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,400 - That's fascinating. - So are any born 809 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,315 with the wrong color? 810 00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:44,250 - Absolutely there are albino zebras. 811 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,180 - There's albino zebras? 812 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,070 - And guess what? They look boring. 813 00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:48,510 - Boring? - Well, it's all white. 814 00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:50,880 - Okay, so when you said 12 years, 815 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,230 it seemed like you were lying, 816 00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:55,020 and I looked it up and you were. 817 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,103 - No. - Zebras live 20 to- 818 00:29:56,103 --> 00:29:58,030 - I'm sorry, Kumail, I have to fight you. 819 00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:00,330 - Okay. - 12 years on average. 820 00:30:00,330 --> 00:30:04,020 Sure, they can live up to longer, but 12 years on average. 821 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:07,710 I would like to challenge whatever AI machine 822 00:30:07,710 --> 00:30:09,737 thinks they know more about safaris! 823 00:30:09,737 --> 00:30:10,800 - Okay. - Can I tell you 824 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,910 about giraffes? 825 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,500 Let me tell you about giraffes. 826 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,750 - Do you just know about giraffes? 827 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,790 - The technology of their skin to their bones, 828 00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:20,400 how tight it is, has been used by NASA 829 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,040 to help with blood circulation in space. 830 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,996 - Say, "Have giraffes helped NASA?" 831 00:30:24,996 --> 00:30:28,257 - They have! They actually have helped NASA! 832 00:30:28,257 --> 00:30:29,262 Okay. - They have. 833 00:30:30,518 --> 00:30:32,863 - Okay, thank you, thank you. - Yeah. 834 00:30:32,863 --> 00:30:33,840 - I do know stuff. 835 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,730 Kumail was so suspicious of me. 836 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:38,443 - That brings us to round two. 837 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:45,313 - Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy. - Oh! 838 00:30:45,313 --> 00:30:47,340 That's cool - Oh, it's Henry! 839 00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:50,940 - We honor the sacrifice of the talent we have lost today. 840 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:55,323 Thanks to them, the prize is now dinner for four. 841 00:30:56,770 --> 00:30:59,036 Dinner for six. 842 00:30:59,036 --> 00:31:01,500 Dinner for eight. 843 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,284 Dinner for 10. 844 00:31:04,848 --> 00:31:07,920 - Could it be dinner for one very hungry boy? 845 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,200 - Players, you might be thinking to yourself 846 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,910 that you could use some accoutrement 847 00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:13,110 to show off your talents. 848 00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:16,110 And, as such, I would like to invite you to explore 849 00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:18,187 your boxes. - What? 850 00:31:18,187 --> 00:31:20,520 - Oh! 851 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,630 - Baby, it's "Game Changer." 852 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,950 You never know what to expect. 853 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,843 - The boxes had weird paper fronts. 854 00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:27,996 The best part of that was punching through the boxes. 855 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:31,410 - Oh, shit, there's stuff in there! 856 00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:32,611 - Oh, there you go. 857 00:31:32,611 --> 00:31:35,250 - There were a lot of good props in those boxes. 858 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,320 And then, it was just a lot of scouring for props, 859 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,153 overall, just sort of like, 860 00:31:38,153 --> 00:31:39,330 "What have we got, what do we got?" 861 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:42,420 It was overwhelming to see all those things 862 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,040 just scattered everywhere. 863 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,873 My god. 864 00:31:44,873 --> 00:31:46,428 - Before we go on, players, 865 00:31:46,428 --> 00:31:49,842 let's welcome back our deceased players 866 00:31:49,842 --> 00:31:51,192 as judges. 867 00:31:51,192 --> 00:31:52,025 - Whoa! - Yeah! 868 00:31:53,335 --> 00:31:55,718 Piggies! 869 00:31:55,718 --> 00:31:57,058 - Piggies! - Oh! 870 00:31:57,058 --> 00:31:58,725 - Piggies! - Piggies! 871 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,910 - From henceforth, 872 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:07,183 if our guest judges are not unanimous in their decision, 873 00:32:07,183 --> 00:32:10,080 I will toss to our extended pool of judges 874 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,640 for a second ruling. 875 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,230 - Exciting! 876 00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:16,050 - First in round two... 877 00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:16,883 Anna. 878 00:32:16,883 --> 00:32:17,716 - No! 879 00:32:17,716 --> 00:32:19,590 Talent two, that's just genetics. 880 00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:20,970 I'm pretty small and pretty flexible, 881 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:23,520 and I think I can fit in one of these boxes. 882 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,600 - Okay. - Do it. 883 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,840 - Full body in. - Okay, here she goes. 884 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,991 We are seeing it happen. 885 00:32:32,096 --> 00:32:35,366 Wait. 886 00:32:35,366 --> 00:32:36,199 - What's up? What's up? 887 00:32:36,199 --> 00:32:37,032 Was that good enough? - Okay, 888 00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:40,981 do you mind if I at least see if I could do the same? 889 00:32:40,981 --> 00:32:43,019 Because, if I can, then it's not that hard. 890 00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:45,743 - Does he fit! Does he fit! - Piss off! 891 00:32:45,743 --> 00:32:46,590 This one right here? Was that it? 892 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,423 Yeah, that's the one I was in. 893 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:48,256 Okay. 894 00:32:49,121 --> 00:32:50,198 Don't let him out! 895 00:32:50,198 --> 00:32:53,281 Don't let him out, don't let him out! 896 00:32:54,911 --> 00:32:56,618 - All right, you get it, you get it. 897 00:32:56,618 --> 00:32:58,617 You get it. 898 00:32:59,490 --> 00:33:00,627 It's quite small. 899 00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:04,253 - Anna, you are through to the next round. 900 00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:06,263 Erika. 901 00:33:06,263 --> 00:33:09,180 - The thing that I have practiced the second longest, 902 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:11,884 after violin, is probably Japanese dance. 903 00:33:17,643 --> 00:33:18,810 - Wow. - Okay. 904 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:20,959 - Cool. 905 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:22,282 Love it. 906 00:33:22,282 --> 00:33:24,728 And time, Erika. 907 00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:28,800 - I wanna clarify, 908 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,710 this is not an indictment on Japanese dance as a whole. 909 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,870 - It feels like it. - No. 910 00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:36,270 I am not racist. 911 00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:37,920 Leave that in. 912 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,570 - Extended judges? 913 00:33:39,570 --> 00:33:40,860 Erika is through. 914 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:42,819 - Trying to move this fucker along. 915 00:33:42,819 --> 00:33:43,652 - Ify. 916 00:33:43,652 --> 00:33:45,960 - I do stand-up pretty regularly. 917 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,036 Did not realize that three people 918 00:33:48,036 --> 00:33:51,330 whose comedy I respect sitting silently, 919 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,950 scariest experience of my life. 920 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,330 I've come to love ADHD, 921 00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:57,330 because it's like being haunted by a chill ghost. 922 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:59,850 It's like, "Yo, who tried to heat up this burrito 923 00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:01,620 eight hours ago?" 924 00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:03,840 Like, "Yo, who keeps putting all these dirty clothes 925 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,490 on my folded clothes?" 926 00:34:05,490 --> 00:34:08,160 I haven't been scared to do a set in some time. 927 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,950 They liked it, but whew boy. 928 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:12,540 - Ele. 929 00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:15,750 - The second talent that I showcased went really great. 930 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,960 I'm gonna perform a magic trick on my friend Kimia. 931 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,951 What I'm gonna do is stick this in Kimia's eye. 932 00:34:22,951 --> 00:34:24,510 - Whoa! - I actually- 933 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:26,310 - We have not practiced this. 934 00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:27,330 Ready? - We believe in you! 935 00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:28,903 - Okay, okay, okay. 936 00:34:28,903 --> 00:34:31,791 I can't see anything. 937 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,384 - Oh! 938 00:34:33,384 --> 00:34:34,217 Oh! 939 00:34:34,217 --> 00:34:35,767 - Oh! 940 00:34:35,767 --> 00:34:38,268 - Wow. Okay - Oh! My eye! 941 00:34:38,268 --> 00:34:39,570 - I gotta give it. 942 00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:41,151 - That is a no. 943 00:34:41,151 --> 00:34:42,883 I gotta. 944 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:45,153 - I'm sorry. - Extended jury? 945 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:50,613 With a true split, I have no choice but to say failure. 946 00:34:51,930 --> 00:34:54,423 - I had a lot of talents that I could've done. 947 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,300 I'm not thinking of any of them right now. 948 00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:00,690 I would like to die as an opera singer 949 00:35:00,690 --> 00:35:03,210 taking a fall. 950 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:05,160 - Wow. - Powerful. 951 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,633 - Please follow Grim Reaperino offstage. 952 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,970 Next up, Jacquis. 953 00:35:16,393 --> 00:35:19,742 - All right, so there's a boy, he's 10 years old. 954 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:21,299 He goes to his mom, and he says, 955 00:35:21,299 --> 00:35:22,562 "Ma, how old are you?" 956 00:35:22,562 --> 00:35:24,930 And she says, "Son, never ask a woman her age. 957 00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,160 That's not right, don't do that." 958 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,453 He comes back the next day, 959 00:35:27,453 --> 00:35:28,920 "Ma, I got another question for you. 960 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,090 How much do you weigh?" 961 00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:32,790 And she says, "Boy, don't you ever ask 962 00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:34,320 that to me or any woman. 963 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,250 Don't do that, okay?" 964 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,690 He was like, "Damn, okay." 965 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:40,770 So then he asks, "Ma, why did you and Dad get a divorce?" 966 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,170 And she says, "You gotta ask your father that." 967 00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:44,760 So he goes to school the next day, 968 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,960 and then he talks to his friend. 969 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,987 And then, the friend says, 970 00:35:46,987 --> 00:35:50,400 "All you need to do is go in her purse, look at her license. 971 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,380 You'll find everything you need to know about your mom." 972 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:53,910 He does that, he studies it. 973 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,278 He comes back the next day. 974 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,367 He says, "Ma, I know how old you are." 975 00:35:57,367 --> 00:35:59,137 "How old"? "35." 976 00:35:59,137 --> 00:35:59,970 "That's right." 977 00:35:59,970 --> 00:36:01,057 "Ma, I know how much you weigh." 978 00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:02,887 "How much"? "115 pounds." 979 00:36:02,887 --> 00:36:03,720 "That's right." 980 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,707 "Ma, I know why you and Dad got a divorce." 981 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:07,627 "Why"? "'Cause you got a F in sex." 982 00:36:09,437 --> 00:36:11,819 - Yes! Yes! 983 00:36:11,819 --> 00:36:12,812 - That's a good street joke. 984 00:36:12,812 --> 00:36:13,770 That's a good street joke. 985 00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:16,080 - I have no idea what a street joke is, 986 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,110 but if it's coming from Gianmarco, that feels pretty good. 987 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,420 Extended jury, that means it's up to you. 988 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:22,253 - I laughed. 989 00:36:22,253 --> 00:36:23,611 - Do you guys not wanna leave? - That's through! 990 00:36:23,611 --> 00:36:28,534 Yes! 991 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,553 Jess. 992 00:36:30,553 --> 00:36:33,060 - I make up songs on this channel all the time. 993 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,740 I wanted to show the people something different. 994 00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,450 I have a really good memory, 995 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:39,090 so I'm gonna say what everyone has done so far. 996 00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:39,923 - Oh. - Okay, here we go. 997 00:36:39,923 --> 00:36:41,910 Hip-hop dancing, choreographed when he was a child. 998 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:44,040 You threw Demi up in the air, and then you told a joke. 999 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,140 Just told a joke. Arm wrestled with Ify. 1000 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,700 Did an impersonation of Jennifer Coolidge. 1001 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:48,533 Quoted "The Raven." 1002 00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:50,520 Three Dutch songs. The third one was a fake. 1003 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,220 Safari facts. Played violin, Japanese dance. 1004 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:55,440 Cartwheel into the splits, hasn't done it in 15 years. 1005 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,240 Got double rejected by Giancarlo. 1006 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,520 Three Jack Nicholson impressions, one was about crack. 1007 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,780 She could fit into a box, 1008 00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:02,160 and she can scream but she's getting murdered 1009 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,000 by the Leprechaun. 1010 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,110 Reminisce like old friends. 1011 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:06,330 He got music to play from underneath his leg pits. 1012 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:07,530 Shared like his therapist. 1013 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:08,576 Jumped over Jacob- - 10 seconds, Jess! 1014 00:37:08,576 --> 00:37:10,293 - And lifted Ify. 1015 00:37:10,293 --> 00:37:13,127 Rap from when I was 15. - Okay, okay, okay. 1016 00:37:13,127 --> 00:37:14,670 I have one question. 1017 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:16,543 She got rejected by who? 1018 00:37:16,543 --> 00:37:18,720 - Gianmarco. 1019 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,069 - But what did you say then? 1020 00:37:20,069 --> 00:37:21,330 - Giancarlo. 1021 00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:22,733 Giancarlo. - Okay. 1022 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,129 You're right. - Whew. 1023 00:37:26,129 --> 00:37:27,780 Kumail hadn't given me a check yet, 1024 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:30,000 and I was like, "Okay, let me put a little bit more on it." 1025 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,560 Financial domination. - Yes, I did. 1026 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,360 - A magic trick that didn't really work. 1027 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,160 The "Fifty Nifty" song, but started with the chorus. 1028 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,661 Should've started with the states. 1029 00:37:36,661 --> 00:37:39,377 And, Grant... 1030 00:37:39,377 --> 00:37:41,550 And then, I just froze on what Grant did. 1031 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:42,829 Grant? - Oh. 1032 00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:44,280 Oh. Oh. 1033 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,740 - Extended jury, this will fall to you. 1034 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,810 - I felt pretty okay about getting voted out, 1035 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:51,570 'cause I, like, set the house of cards for myself. 1036 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,890 - Personal question. - Yeah. 1037 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:56,120 - How would you like to die? - Surfing. 1038 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,328 I just wanna go out big, you know? 1039 00:37:57,328 --> 00:37:58,639 I wanna go out in that green room. 1040 00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:00,210 I wanna go out in that curl, you know? 1041 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:03,150 I wanna be touching that wave, and whoops. 1042 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,830 I should've just sang a freaking song. 1043 00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:07,140 - Jordan. - Two things to know about me, 1044 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,060 I'm surprisingly strong and ladies love me. 1045 00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:12,693 So can I get Jiavani, Erika, Hannah, and Kimia all up here? 1046 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:15,300 Okay, come here, hold on to me. 1047 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,593 You can jump. Okay. 1048 00:38:16,593 --> 00:38:17,725 Come here. 1049 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:21,143 - What is happening? - Okay. Okay. 1050 00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:22,980 - Jordan! - Okay. Erika? 1051 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,813 Okay, she's on enough. 1052 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:25,440 She's on enough, she's on enough. 1053 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,873 Hannah, come get on the front. 1054 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:28,872 - Like this? - Jordan! 1055 00:38:28,872 --> 00:38:30,909 Oh no! 1056 00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:34,740 - Maria gave me a yes, which I love. 1057 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,150 I would say the biggest thing that hurt 1058 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:38,010 is that Grant gave me an X. 1059 00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,960 I think it's just because he wants the whole thing to end 1060 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,793 so we can go home. 1061 00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:42,240 Woo! 1062 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,040 - Very impressive in and of itself. 1063 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:44,873 - You have to try things. 1064 00:38:44,873 --> 00:38:45,990 Kumail, you have to try things. 1065 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,190 - No, I love the attempt. 1066 00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:48,170 - How would you like to die? 1067 00:38:48,170 --> 00:38:50,070 - At the exact same time as my beautiful wife. 1068 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:51,312 - Goodbye, my love. - Aw! 1069 00:38:51,312 --> 00:38:53,083 - That is gorgeous. 1070 00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,090 - I don't wanna live without her, 1071 00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:56,880 but also the thought of her living without me, 1072 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,070 she would be so sad. 1073 00:38:59,070 --> 00:38:59,910 Oscar. 1074 00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:02,370 - I'm gonna do a modeling talent. 1075 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,680 If you would like to pick any of these items, 1076 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,210 I will try to model them. 1077 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:07,710 - The yoga mat, maybe. 1078 00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:08,543 - Ooh. 1079 00:39:15,532 --> 00:39:17,782 - Damn. - Nice. 1080 00:39:23,165 --> 00:39:23,998 Yeah! 1081 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,660 - Oscar, that's two out of three checks from our jury. 1082 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,783 How does our extended jury feel about this? 1083 00:39:34,731 --> 00:39:35,953 You're through Oscar. 1084 00:39:35,953 --> 00:39:37,163 - I pass? 1085 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,890 - It wasn't anything. 1086 00:39:40,890 --> 00:39:41,880 He walked around. 1087 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,810 - Jiavani. 1088 00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:45,900 - I do a thing where I jump rope on top of a BOSU ball. 1089 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,940 You know those half balls at the gym? 1090 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:51,000 And I was like, "Okay, well, if I can do that, 1091 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,830 maybe I can do other cool jump rope stuff." 1092 00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:55,740 This is not something I'm claiming to know how to do. 1093 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,583 This is something I'm willing to try. 1094 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,619 - And that's a talent! 1095 00:40:03,456 --> 00:40:04,950 - Oh, oh! - On the wheel turn. 1096 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:06,600 Wheel turn, wheel turn. 1097 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,390 That was a mistake. 1098 00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:12,360 - Jiavani, how would you like to die? 1099 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,580 - I would like to be complimented 1100 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,307 - by people I admire. - Jiavani, 1101 00:40:16,307 --> 00:40:17,140 you make the world a better place. 1102 00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,780 - Gently kissed on the forehead, 1103 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,840 and then given a gesture of release 1104 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,187 - into the next realm. - Goodbye, sweet Jiavani. 1105 00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:25,830 - Losing isn't that fun, 1106 00:40:25,830 --> 00:40:30,060 and I will need a little pick-me-up before I die. 1107 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:30,893 - Demi. 1108 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,510 - Boom! - Nice. 1109 00:40:33,510 --> 00:40:35,741 - Let's see what my body is capable of. 1110 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,116 Oh, it's unanimous! 1111 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,830 - Demi can really breakdance. 1112 00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:55,090 Of course he can, but like he really can do it. 1113 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:57,615 - Josh. - Josh! 1114 00:40:57,615 --> 00:41:01,263 - Okay, I'd like to do any menial task in slow motion. 1115 00:41:01,263 --> 00:41:03,869 - Could you clean my glasses? 1116 00:41:11,714 --> 00:41:13,500 He should've started closer. 1117 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,867 - I like it. I like the buildup. 1118 00:41:55,502 --> 00:41:57,196 Nice. 1119 00:41:58,796 --> 00:42:03,796 Wow! 1120 00:42:04,037 --> 00:42:04,870 - Sephie. 1121 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:09,388 - Hello, Sam. 1122 00:42:09,388 --> 00:42:10,860 I would like to welcome you to HR. 1123 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:12,390 We've had some complaints about you. 1124 00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:13,590 - Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. 1125 00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:14,670 - Yes, some complaints. 1126 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,110 I know it's hard to believe, 1127 00:42:16,110 --> 00:42:18,180 but some people just don't get 1128 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:19,530 what you're going for with your art, 1129 00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:22,180 even though you are basically liberal Mr. Beast. 1130 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:23,463 - Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. 1131 00:42:23,463 --> 00:42:25,320 - I know your hate the B word, 1132 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,850 but that's not the most serious claim. 1133 00:42:26,850 --> 00:42:28,500 - Rah-rah? - We are in HR 1134 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,300 and I've been fisting you so hard 1135 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:33,420 this entire time that I fucking broke one of my nails. 1136 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,740 - Whoa! - Oh! 1137 00:42:34,740 --> 00:42:35,730 - I spent time on these. 1138 00:42:35,730 --> 00:42:37,320 I do these myself! 1139 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,490 Maybe that should've been my talent. 1140 00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:39,660 - With the vote split, 1141 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,700 it's up to the extended jury to decide. 1142 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:42,240 - Really? - I'm sorry. 1143 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,250 Sam's employed me more than anyone else 1144 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,990 in the last five years. - That is fair. I understand. 1145 00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:47,010 - Extended jury? 1146 00:42:47,010 --> 00:42:49,860 Split jury, Sephie. 1147 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,050 - How fired do you think I will be 1148 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:57,050 after saying that I was fisting my boss on not TV? 1149 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:58,590 - For whatever it's worth, 1150 00:42:58,590 --> 00:42:59,700 I think you brought up some issues 1151 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,063 that a lot of people could really relate to. 1152 00:43:01,063 --> 00:43:01,980 - I know. Yeah, yeah. 1153 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:03,300 - How would you like to die? 1154 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:05,880 - I would like to die the way that I lived, 1155 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,557 underneath a pile of men. 1156 00:43:08,557 --> 00:43:10,151 We call it a sausage party. 1157 00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,125 - Jacob. 1158 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,120 - Hey, what's up? 1159 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,153 - Oh! 1160 00:43:42,390 --> 00:43:44,403 - And that's your time, Jacob. 1161 00:43:45,434 --> 00:43:47,853 The vote, once again, split. 1162 00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:56,440 Three yeses, you're through to the next round, Jacob! 1163 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,590 - Can I just ask what I can do better next time? 1164 00:43:58,590 --> 00:44:00,120 - I think you need a little more 1165 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,953 blues in there. - I appreciate that. 1166 00:44:00,953 --> 00:44:02,640 - He's trying to "Whiplash" you. 1167 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,410 - I'll work harder next time, I promise. 1168 00:44:04,410 --> 00:44:05,940 - Zach. 1169 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:08,167 - So for my second act, I was like, 1170 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,840 "I don't know how long I'm gonna be here. 1171 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,950 It's time to sing." 1172 00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:11,971 Whenever you're ready, Scott. 1173 00:44:14,561 --> 00:44:16,310 ♪ Look at this stuff ♪ 1174 00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:17,280 ♪ Isn't it neat ♪ 1175 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,960 - I'm very sorry to say 1176 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,200 that we cannot do Disney songs on Dropout. 1177 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,550 - They'll come for you. 1178 00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:25,620 - Change the lyrics. - Yeah, okay. New words. 1179 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:26,453 - Wow. 1180 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,485 - On-the-fly pivot. - Yeah. 1181 00:44:29,485 --> 00:44:31,434 ♪ Look at these things ♪ 1182 00:44:31,434 --> 00:44:33,144 ♪ These things are new ♪ 1183 00:44:33,144 --> 00:44:36,618 ♪ Over these things Disney could never sue ♪ 1184 00:44:36,618 --> 00:44:39,524 ♪ Wouldn't you think I'm the boy ♪ 1185 00:44:39,524 --> 00:44:43,944 ♪ The boy who has lots of things ♪ 1186 00:44:43,944 --> 00:44:45,739 ♪ This is a fish ♪ 1187 00:44:45,739 --> 00:44:47,703 ♪ This is a Sam ♪ 1188 00:44:47,703 --> 00:44:51,287 ♪ This is a guitar, but it's small, so goddamn ♪ 1189 00:44:51,287 --> 00:44:54,120 ♪ Wouldn't you say I'm the boy ♪ 1190 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,208 ♪ The boy who has lots of things ♪ 1191 00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:02,151 ♪ Now we can't sing the actual lyrics ♪ 1192 00:45:02,151 --> 00:45:06,046 ♪ So the fish won't hit the same way ♪ 1193 00:45:06,046 --> 00:45:08,134 ♪ You want a construction helmet ♪ 1194 00:45:08,134 --> 00:45:10,056 ♪ Let's hear it ♪ 1195 00:45:10,056 --> 00:45:13,602 ♪ For the clowns and the singers ♪ 1196 00:45:13,602 --> 00:45:16,254 ♪ Every day ♪ 1197 00:45:16,254 --> 00:45:18,702 Yeah! Yeah! 1198 00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:22,779 ♪ I wanna be on the "Game Changer" ♪ 1199 00:45:22,779 --> 00:45:26,821 ♪ I wanna see, see the games all changing ♪ 1200 00:45:26,821 --> 00:45:29,740 ♪ Watch the musicians play music ♪ 1201 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:34,138 ♪ That is IP ♪ 1202 00:45:34,138 --> 00:45:35,835 ♪ Out where they jump ♪ 1203 00:45:35,835 --> 00:45:37,748 ♪ Out where they jump ♪ 1204 00:45:37,748 --> 00:45:42,104 ♪ Out where they sing all day in the sun ♪ 1205 00:45:42,104 --> 00:45:45,676 ♪ If it could be ♪ 1206 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:50,390 ♪ I'd be the he ♪ 1207 00:45:50,390 --> 00:45:55,390 ♪ Who has lots of things ♪ 1208 00:45:55,868 --> 00:45:58,318 Yes. 1209 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:03,860 - Thank you. Thank you. 1210 00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:04,694 Thank you. 1211 00:46:04,694 --> 00:46:07,650 - Wow. Genuinely moving! 1212 00:46:07,650 --> 00:46:09,360 - Look, I can't stress enough that I don't have any 1213 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,250 Disney parody songs in my back pocket. 1214 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,330 I made that up on the fly. 1215 00:46:12,330 --> 00:46:15,510 And if I had to do another one, I would, and I could. 1216 00:46:15,510 --> 00:46:18,423 - I was moved by how clearable it was. 1217 00:46:18,423 --> 00:46:20,707 Kaylin. 1218 00:46:20,707 --> 00:46:23,460 - I was sitting on a box full of a Sam costume, 1219 00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:28,460 which is particularly special because I am Sam's assistant. 1220 00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:29,610 I have a lot of jobs. 1221 00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:30,750 Okay, everybody relax. 1222 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,820 - Wait, I thought you said it was Kaylin. 1223 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:35,349 - I have to do a consent check. 1224 00:46:35,349 --> 00:46:36,182 - 100%. 1225 00:46:36,182 --> 00:46:37,530 - Okay. 1226 00:46:37,530 --> 00:46:40,380 Maybe you could ask me some questions about yourself 1227 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:41,820 while I dance like you? 1228 00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:43,980 - Okay. What do I like to eat for lunch? 1229 00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:46,740 - You order from Goop Kitchen almost every day. 1230 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:48,960 And you order the same two dishes. 1231 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,343 One has salmon in it. 1232 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,870 - What is my clothing closet full of? 1233 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:56,160 - Oh my god, the same T-shirts. 1234 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,810 He's got like 30 of them. 1235 00:46:57,810 --> 00:46:59,790 And then, after that, it's sweaters. 1236 00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:01,680 And then, after that, it's jackets. 1237 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,570 And he has a uniform. It's so cute. 1238 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:06,060 Every day, it's the same thing like a cartoon. 1239 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:08,310 - How many prescription medications am I on? 1240 00:47:08,310 --> 00:47:10,050 - Four? - That's about right. 1241 00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:13,075 - What are they? - What are they? 1242 00:47:13,075 --> 00:47:14,430 - That's your time, Kaylin. 1243 00:47:14,430 --> 00:47:16,390 How do you feel? 1244 00:47:16,390 --> 00:47:17,773 - Oh! - Wow! 1245 00:47:17,773 --> 00:47:20,550 I really wish I could reveal some juice, 1246 00:47:20,550 --> 00:47:22,500 but he's a genuinely nice person, 1247 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,210 which is so boring to hear. 1248 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:25,710 Okay, this is a good one. 1249 00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:28,050 For a trip he took with some friends, 1250 00:47:28,050 --> 00:47:32,136 I was tasked with making beach towels with his image on it. 1251 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,700 And I asked for one. 1252 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:36,533 - Brian. 1253 00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:37,680 - Kumail, correct me if I'm wrong, 1254 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,210 you are a "Lord of the Rings" fan. 1255 00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:40,674 - I am. - You do know the song 1256 00:47:40,674 --> 00:47:41,747 "Concerning Hobbits"? 1257 00:47:41,747 --> 00:47:46,390 I'm really hoping I can play on Kumail's love of nerd stuff. 1258 00:47:57,690 --> 00:48:00,000 - Is that it? - Yeah. 1259 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,849 That's it. 1260 00:48:00,849 --> 00:48:02,760 He got it. 1261 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,820 - That's a talent. - Wow! 1262 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:07,860 - Amazing. That was really good. 1263 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:08,730 - Kimia. 1264 00:48:08,730 --> 00:48:10,680 - I used to ollie in high school. 1265 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,060 Nine people. 1266 00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:13,173 Nine people like this. 1267 00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:15,837 Nine people go like this, go like this. 1268 00:48:15,837 --> 00:48:17,430 But your hands lined up. 1269 00:48:17,430 --> 00:48:20,070 And I think I still can. 1270 00:48:20,070 --> 00:48:22,704 - Whoa! Whoa! - Yeah! Yes! 1271 00:48:22,704 --> 00:48:25,403 - Whoa! Whoa! - Three! Four! 1272 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,634 - Whoa! - Five! 1273 00:48:26,634 --> 00:48:30,675 Six, seven, eight, 1274 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:34,406 nine, 10, 11, 1275 00:48:34,406 --> 00:48:38,062 12, 13, 14, 1276 00:48:38,062 --> 00:48:40,806 15, 16! 1277 00:48:48,731 --> 00:48:52,481 Yes! 1278 00:48:53,669 --> 00:48:56,469 - And Kimia is through! 1279 00:48:56,469 --> 00:48:59,520 - Looks like I can still freaking land an ollie. 1280 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,353 - Hannah! 1281 00:49:01,950 --> 00:49:03,270 - When I discovered the props, 1282 00:49:03,270 --> 00:49:06,900 instead of choosing one prop, I put 12 props on my person. 1283 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,735 I'm gonna be seducing you guys. 1284 00:49:08,735 --> 00:49:09,777 - Ooh. 1285 00:49:18,905 --> 00:49:22,893 - Uh-oh. Trouble's afoot. 1286 00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:24,871 Whoa! 1287 00:49:24,871 --> 00:49:26,730 Yeah. 1288 00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:27,912 - Stop the music. 1289 00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:31,902 - Nice, nice, nice, nice. 1290 00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:32,985 Yeah. - Okay! 1291 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,870 - That is two out of- - I'm sorry. 1292 00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:38,490 - Three check marks, Hannah. 1293 00:49:38,490 --> 00:49:40,890 I will turn it over to my extended jury. 1294 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:43,055 Let's check who's hard before we do. 1295 00:49:44,490 --> 00:49:46,290 I think these are some bitter people 1296 00:49:46,290 --> 00:49:47,700 who are in these piggy suits. 1297 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,080 They're hot and they'd like a cocktail, 1298 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,880 and they're not gonna get a cocktail until this game ends, 1299 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,200 and we might be here till next Tuesday, 1300 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,033 'cause, unfortunately, 1301 00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:54,519 that's a talented group of motherfuckers. 1302 00:49:54,519 --> 00:49:55,710 - How would you like to die? 1303 00:49:55,710 --> 00:49:58,620 - People skipping around me and cheering 1304 00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:01,020 - like I'm the Gnome King. - You are the Gnome King, 1305 00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,040 Hannah! - Whoa. 1306 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,060 - I kinda blacked out there. 1307 00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:05,460 I was just so shocked that people 1308 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,380 weren't so allured by my sexuality. 1309 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:10,441 - Last, but not least, in round two, Kurt. 1310 00:50:10,441 --> 00:50:12,090 All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1311 00:50:12,090 --> 00:50:14,070 I dug around for a bunch of props 1312 00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:18,630 and quickly realized that I am not skilled at most things. 1313 00:50:18,630 --> 00:50:20,640 This is my impression of RFK Jr. 1314 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,260 if he and I had the same childhood trauma. 1315 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:25,050 My mom and dad used to be married to each other. 1316 00:50:25,050 --> 00:50:26,640 And my stepmom and my stepdad 1317 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,990 used to be married to each other. 1318 00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,610 And then, both couples got a divorce, 1319 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,920 and then they married each other's wives. 1320 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,840 Yeah, my life's like an episode of "Wife Swap," 1321 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,297 that just won't fucking end. 1322 00:50:36,270 --> 00:50:37,740 I thought it was normal growing up. 1323 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:39,600 I thought if you wanted to get a divorce, 1324 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,540 you had to find another couple that wanted to get a divorce, 1325 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,210 until I was in second grade and I had to make a family tree 1326 00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:48,120 and everybody else had the trunk as their parents 1327 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,437 and the branches as their siblings. 1328 00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:51,000 But mine had two trunks 1329 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,606 that sorta just mashed in the middle. 1330 00:50:53,606 --> 00:50:55,126 - Wow! - I gotta give it to you. 1331 00:50:55,126 --> 00:50:56,343 - Through! - Flippin'! 1332 00:50:56,343 --> 00:50:58,770 - Triple! - Let's go, baby! Triple! 1333 00:50:58,770 --> 00:50:59,670 - Is that true? 1334 00:50:59,670 --> 00:51:01,260 - Yeah, that's all true about me. 1335 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:03,690 I don't know much about RFK other than he sucks. 1336 00:51:03,690 --> 00:51:07,757 - That brings us to round three. 1337 00:51:10,948 --> 00:51:13,003 - It's the piggy! - Oink! Oink! 1338 00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:15,300 - Watch for the baby! - Oink, oink, motherfuckers! 1339 00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:17,173 - Dinner for 12. 1340 00:51:18,415 --> 00:51:20,503 Dinner for 14. 1341 00:51:21,490 --> 00:51:24,100 Dinner for 16. 1342 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,508 Dinner for 18. 1343 00:51:26,508 --> 00:51:28,430 Dinner for 20. 1344 00:51:28,430 --> 00:51:31,080 Dinner for 22. 1345 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,490 - That's a lot of mudslides. 1346 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:36,270 Or one big dinner for one very hungry boy. 1347 00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:37,380 - And, with that, 1348 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:40,295 we would like to invite back in our deceased players. 1349 00:51:41,347 --> 00:51:43,671 - They're back! - Piggies! 1350 00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:45,322 - We missed you! - Come on back! 1351 00:51:45,322 --> 00:51:47,880 - Looking great! - Piggies! 1352 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,955 - Oh my god! - So cute! 1353 00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:54,000 - In round three, players, 1354 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,300 I will ask for you to present your talent in duos. 1355 00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:58,710 - Oh. - Oh, that's hard. 1356 00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:02,340 - You must pick a partner to present your talent with. 1357 00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:03,450 Because you're an odd number, 1358 00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:06,450 one of you will still go solo. 1359 00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:09,151 Let's see who's up first. 1360 00:52:12,450 --> 00:52:13,680 Erika. 1361 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,360 - We're bringing back the jump rope 1362 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,820 to prove the Dropout can do jump rope, okay? 1363 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:19,830 But we will be doing it together 1364 00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:22,890 while also performing a song on kazoos. 1365 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,770 Might seem like a bit of a hat on a hat on a hat, 1366 00:52:25,770 --> 00:52:27,570 but it's round three. 1367 00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:28,746 You gotta elevate. 1368 00:52:37,311 --> 00:52:38,271 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1369 00:52:38,271 --> 00:52:39,811 - Yes! Yes! 1370 00:52:39,811 --> 00:52:41,603 Oh! 1371 00:52:41,603 --> 00:52:43,560 - I'm so sorry, Erika. - Ah, that's okay. 1372 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,810 I have zero regrets about it. 1373 00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:46,980 - This is such bullshit. 1374 00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:48,420 - Brian David Gilbert and I 1375 00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:51,090 have never been stronger in our friendship. 1376 00:52:51,090 --> 00:52:53,010 - I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. 1377 00:52:53,010 --> 00:52:54,480 - How would you like to die? 1378 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,815 - Just jump rope, sever straight through. 1379 00:52:56,815 --> 00:52:58,470 Oh! 1380 00:52:58,470 --> 00:52:59,640 Erika? 1381 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,720 - Sex while skydiving, 1382 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,586 and then a Viking funeral when we hit the ground. 1383 00:53:03,586 --> 00:53:06,330 - Valhalla for Erika. - That rocks! 1384 00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:07,163 - Thank you. 1385 00:53:07,163 --> 00:53:09,750 - I think this whole episode really hammers home 1386 00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:11,940 just how important party tricks are. 1387 00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:15,570 So whenever you have free time, don't just doomscroll. 1388 00:53:15,570 --> 00:53:17,010 Learn how to, like, I don't know, 1389 00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:20,208 make a water droplet sound with your mouth. 1390 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,670 Don't use that one, I'll do a better one. 1391 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:24,503 - Jacob. 1392 00:53:24,503 --> 00:53:27,060 - We're gonna reenact the podracing scene 1393 00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:29,010 from "Episode I: Star Wars" 1394 00:53:29,010 --> 00:53:31,320 as fast and accurate as possible. 1395 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,300 Just really try to vibe out on the sound, okay? 1396 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:35,987 Jabba the Hutt,. 1397 00:53:35,987 --> 00:53:39,619 - We have an incredible day podracing here today! 1398 00:53:39,619 --> 00:53:40,647 Right there. 1399 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,575 And then, we're on the fucking, pew, pew! 1400 00:53:43,575 --> 00:53:44,941 Podracer, podracer, podracer, podracer! 1401 00:53:44,941 --> 00:53:47,781 - It's about to start, but first, Sebulba's like, "Yes!" 1402 00:53:47,781 --> 00:53:48,614 - And I'm little Ani. 1403 00:53:48,614 --> 00:53:49,958 I'm little Ani! I'm little Ani! 1404 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,990 And then, the race is about to start, three, two, one. 1405 00:53:51,990 --> 00:53:54,416 Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi! 1406 00:53:56,929 --> 00:53:58,412 - Little Ani Skywalker's stuck. 1407 00:53:58,412 --> 00:54:00,556 - Skywalker hasn't seemed to get off the end, 1408 00:54:00,556 --> 00:54:03,007 and behind the ball and chain. 1409 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,843 - You know, I think me and Kurt doing the podrace 1410 00:54:04,843 --> 00:54:05,947 was 100% accurate. 1411 00:54:05,947 --> 00:54:08,370 And if people play the scene and use our audio as dubbing, 1412 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:09,268 it'll fit perfect. 1413 00:54:09,268 --> 00:54:10,101 - Bih-bih-bih-bih-bih-bih-bih-bih! 1414 00:54:10,101 --> 00:54:11,602 - And then, the Tusken Raiders, they're like, 1415 00:54:11,602 --> 00:54:13,519 "Ah-ah, ah-ah!" 1416 00:54:13,519 --> 00:54:14,850 And they shoot, bang, bang, 1417 00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:15,870 and then! 1418 00:54:15,870 --> 00:54:18,450 - Oh, and it seems like one of the engines is gone. 1419 00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:21,274 Ani is having a tough time! - Ploom-ploom-ploom-ploom. 1420 00:54:21,274 --> 00:54:22,750 Ploom-ploom-ploom-ploom. - And that's time, players! 1421 00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:27,217 Wow. 1422 00:54:27,217 --> 00:54:29,070 - Wow. - I don't know this movie. 1423 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:30,210 - Me neither. 1424 00:54:30,210 --> 00:54:31,560 - Did you have a good time? 1425 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:36,208 Yeah, he did. 1426 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:39,120 - Extended jury, we're gonna throw to you. 1427 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,743 - Mesa lika what mesaw. 1428 00:54:41,586 --> 00:54:43,680 - Wow. - Fair. 1429 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,760 - How many times have Jake and I 1430 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,350 watched "Star Wars: Episode I"? 1431 00:54:46,350 --> 00:54:49,170 It's the same amount of times we've smoked weed together. 1432 00:54:49,170 --> 00:54:50,057 - Demi. - Well, I guess it's time 1433 00:54:50,057 --> 00:54:52,968 for me to be hitting the old, dusty trail. 1434 00:54:52,968 --> 00:54:54,017 - Woo! - Wow! 1435 00:54:54,017 --> 00:54:55,530 - Who is your scene partner here? 1436 00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:57,150 - I don't have one. - You have a choice. 1437 00:54:57,150 --> 00:54:58,170 You can either go it alone 1438 00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,760 or you can choose someone to work with. 1439 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,193 - I think I wanna come over here, if I can. 1440 00:55:02,193 --> 00:55:05,040 Then I went into some bongo drumming, 1441 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,257 which I'm not extremely adept at, but I was like, 1442 00:55:08,257 --> 00:55:11,404 "I've got rhythm and we'll see what happens next." 1443 00:55:18,049 --> 00:55:19,512 Yeah! 1444 00:55:20,556 --> 00:55:21,389 - Woo! - Woo! 1445 00:55:22,849 --> 00:55:25,017 - Yes! - Yeah! 1446 00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:29,133 All the way through, Demi. 1447 00:55:29,133 --> 00:55:31,590 - Hard to go at it alone. Hard to go at it alone. 1448 00:55:31,590 --> 00:55:32,597 - It is. - Good stuff. 1449 00:55:32,597 --> 00:55:34,320 - Kimia. - Sneeze a lot. 1450 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,262 - Okay, I will. 1451 00:55:36,262 --> 00:55:39,030 - I was like, "Oh, Oscar's wiggly, he can move." 1452 00:55:39,030 --> 00:55:40,500 I was like, "You just move around, 1453 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:43,050 and then I'll make sound effects." 1454 00:55:43,050 --> 00:55:45,870 - Our talent is Foley artist and pantomimer. 1455 00:55:45,870 --> 00:55:47,010 - Okay? - Oh. 1456 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,480 - Now, if you could please tell me 1457 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,040 an activity that I will be doing. 1458 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,195 - Shopping at Target. 1459 00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:36,625 - Oh, self check-out. - Okay. 1460 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,340 - Associate call. - And that's your time! 1461 00:56:45,540 --> 00:56:47,917 The two of you are on- - Yeah! 1462 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:48,750 - Yes! - To the next round. 1463 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:51,360 - Okay, real quick, you didn't sneeze once. 1464 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,540 - Kimia famously doesn't like doing sound effects 1465 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:55,500 on "Make Some Noise." 1466 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,490 Really impressive performance. 1467 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:58,080 - Wait, that's true! 1468 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,190 Okay, let's be clear. 1469 00:56:59,190 --> 00:57:01,920 I did not overcome my fear of sound effects. 1470 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,720 When someone's like, "Do the sound of a horse," 1471 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:09,772 suddenly you forget even what a horse sounds like. 1472 00:57:09,772 --> 00:57:10,982 - Kaylin. 1473 00:57:12,570 --> 00:57:14,759 - Talent number three. 1474 00:57:14,759 --> 00:57:16,426 - Black metal magic! 1475 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,100 - Made absolutely no sense. 1476 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,590 - We need a small and brave volunteer! 1477 00:57:22,590 --> 00:57:25,650 It was sorta pretty chaotic magic act 1478 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:28,230 that wasn't really a magic act. 1479 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:30,813 - We're gonna make it dangerous! 1480 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,020 - But what's this? 1481 00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:36,970 She's still alive! 1482 00:57:41,430 --> 00:57:43,290 - That's your time, players. 1483 00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:46,350 - Thank you, thank you. - You have one check mark. 1484 00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:48,390 Extended jury, please cast your votes. 1485 00:57:48,390 --> 00:57:49,680 - Really? 1486 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,303 - We were saved by the pigs. 1487 00:57:51,303 --> 00:57:52,136 The pigs liked it. 1488 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,528 - No more points for effort. - Okay, you're right. 1489 00:57:54,528 --> 00:57:55,778 - Jacquis. - Oh! 1490 00:57:57,210 --> 00:57:59,714 - My third talent, wrestling. 1491 00:58:01,290 --> 00:58:04,893 I wanna be a wrestler, and I got to live it out on Dropout. 1492 00:58:04,893 --> 00:58:07,500 Oh! 1493 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,333 - Suck it! 1494 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:10,110 - I love selling getting hit, 1495 00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:11,730 and I think it's always impressive 1496 00:58:11,730 --> 00:58:13,710 when you see someone fighting against something 1497 00:58:13,710 --> 00:58:15,231 that can't fight back. 1498 00:58:15,231 --> 00:58:16,982 Oh! 1499 00:58:16,982 --> 00:58:17,815 - Wow. 1500 00:58:28,059 --> 00:58:30,000 Okay, that's hard. 1501 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,110 - Why was that, like, a little bit sexual? 1502 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:36,240 I would love to say no, but I can't. 1503 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,333 - Yeah, I'll say yes. 1504 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,930 - Yes! - Wow! 1505 00:58:39,930 --> 00:58:41,220 - Those somersaults were impressive. 1506 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:42,060 - Okay. 1507 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:43,500 - Anna. - Hi. 1508 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,910 - There's just a whole bunch of things that happened. 1509 00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:46,860 - I wish I could undo picking Josh as a partner. 1510 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:47,693 - But we're not gonna talk about it. 1511 00:58:47,693 --> 00:58:51,330 We're going to do a nasty, evocative, 1512 00:58:51,330 --> 00:58:54,030 interpretive dance to a theme of your choice. 1513 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,680 - I wish I could undo choosing the dance. 1514 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,122 I wish I could undo asking Kumail 1515 00:58:57,122 --> 00:58:58,530 to give me the worst possible theme 1516 00:58:58,530 --> 00:59:00,060 for a dance of all time. 1517 00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:00,930 - We're not gonna talk about it. 1518 00:59:00,930 --> 00:59:02,820 - Starting a family at a zoo. 1519 00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:03,653 - That's good. - Yeah. 1520 00:59:03,653 --> 00:59:04,500 - Yeah. - Sure. 1521 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,392 - Good luck. - They just gave you a gift. 1522 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:13,320 - I have nothing but regret surrounding the duo round, 1523 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:14,370 and I wish I could do it again. 1524 00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:15,297 - I don't wanna talk about it. 1525 00:59:29,557 --> 00:59:31,800 - Lift me, lift me, lift me! 1526 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,720 - Just can't believe that, you know, the jump happened. 1527 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,190 You know, just in the interpretive dance, 1528 00:59:35,190 --> 00:59:36,720 just the whole jump thing. 1529 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,896 But it's fine. 1530 00:59:37,896 --> 00:59:40,512 - Try again, try again, try again! 1531 00:59:42,090 --> 00:59:44,010 I tell him exactly how to lift me ahead of time. 1532 00:59:44,010 --> 00:59:45,990 He's weak as shit. He's got bird bones. 1533 00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:48,000 He absolutely fucks it major. 1534 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,380 And that's your time, guys. 1535 00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:51,960 Could I have done the jump? Yes. 1536 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,520 Did I do the jump well? No. 1537 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,200 - I'm gonna kill him, skin him today. 1538 00:59:58,658 --> 01:00:01,860 - If I could sum up a being voted out in one sentence, 1539 01:00:01,860 --> 01:00:03,618 it would be like, 1540 01:00:03,618 --> 01:00:04,666 "I knew it." 1541 01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:05,760 - I was really impressed, 1542 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,820 but, at this level, it has to be immaculate, 1543 01:00:08,820 --> 01:00:11,250 and there was a failed jump-catch situation 1544 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:12,570 and that's the only reason. 1545 01:00:12,570 --> 01:00:14,220 - That's the only reason? 1546 01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:15,990 - How would you like to die? 1547 01:00:15,990 --> 01:00:17,640 - Cut me open, my insides, 1548 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,500 and then cut Josh up and switch the insides. 1549 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,730 - Oh, that's pretty cute. 1550 01:00:20,730 --> 01:00:22,560 That's good. Together. 1551 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,610 - I hate Josh Ruben. 1552 01:00:23,610 --> 01:00:25,710 I never wanna look at him ever again in my entire life. 1553 01:00:25,710 --> 01:00:27,480 He makes me sick to my stomach. 1554 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,590 We both fucked up the jump. 1555 01:00:28,590 --> 01:00:30,930 - Was it kind of Anna's fault? Mm. 1556 01:00:30,930 --> 01:00:32,775 - We both fucked up the jump. 1557 01:00:32,775 --> 01:00:34,050 - We're not gonna talk about it though. 1558 01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:36,870 - That brings us to round four. 1559 01:00:36,870 --> 01:00:38,730 - Wow. - I cannot believe it. 1560 01:00:38,730 --> 01:00:39,872 Oh my gosh, the pigs. 1561 01:00:39,872 --> 01:00:43,675 I can't believe I lasted this long. 1562 01:00:43,675 --> 01:00:46,308 - Dinner for 24. 1563 01:00:46,308 --> 01:00:47,747 - 24? - 24? 1564 01:00:47,747 --> 01:00:48,617 - For 26. 1565 01:00:48,617 --> 01:00:50,710 - They don't have tables that big there, man! 1566 01:00:50,710 --> 01:00:51,993 - They don't have tables that big. 1567 01:00:51,993 --> 01:00:53,791 - For 28. - It's not enough room, man! 1568 01:00:53,791 --> 01:00:55,063 - For 30. 1569 01:00:55,063 --> 01:00:57,330 - That's 300 triple dippers, dude! 1570 01:00:57,330 --> 01:01:01,757 - Or one very big dinner for one very hungry boy. 1571 01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:05,007 - Please welcome back our voted-off players as judges. 1572 01:01:05,007 --> 01:01:06,630 - Piggies! - Good vibes! 1573 01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:09,467 - Yep. - Piggies! 1574 01:01:11,883 --> 01:01:12,716 - Hi! 1575 01:01:12,716 --> 01:01:16,018 - Let's see who's up first in round four. 1576 01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:20,160 Kurt. - Dumb or dangerous? 1577 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:21,070 I'll let you choose. 1578 01:01:21,070 --> 01:01:22,170 - Dumb. - Dumb. 1579 01:01:22,170 --> 01:01:24,450 - Okay, I can make it sound like I'm blowing over 1580 01:01:24,450 --> 01:01:25,903 like an empty glass bottle. 1581 01:01:25,903 --> 01:01:27,115 - Okay. - Okay. 1582 01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:36,090 Listen, you pitched dumb. 1583 01:01:36,090 --> 01:01:37,230 - No, I didn't like how the, 1584 01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:38,550 sometimes you went to the right 1585 01:01:38,550 --> 01:01:39,990 and the note got higher. - Yeah. 1586 01:01:39,990 --> 01:01:41,430 - And then, other times it got lower. 1587 01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:43,920 - You don't like the way I arranged my bottles? 1588 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,450 - You know what sucks, Kurt? 1589 01:01:45,450 --> 01:01:47,760 He's just convinced me, I'm sorry. 1590 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,560 - So I came up with my means of death 1591 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,980 as soon as I saw the first person voted out. 1592 01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:54,420 I would like to be kissed on the lips by Sam Reich. 1593 01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:55,684 - Aw. - Aw. 1594 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,606 - Do it, Sam! Do it! 1595 01:02:02,580 --> 01:02:04,320 - He did it and he's got very soft lips, 1596 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,240 if you were wondering. 1597 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,150 I was wondering would our beards connect like Velcro? 1598 01:02:09,150 --> 01:02:11,010 And they didn't, which disappointed me, 1599 01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:12,810 'cause it made the kiss, like, short. 1600 01:02:12,810 --> 01:02:14,850 But what if they just kinda stuck together? 1601 01:02:14,850 --> 01:02:16,230 Dropout fans are gonna go 1602 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:18,960 fucking crazy over that. - Oh yes. 1603 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,582 - Oscar. - Yay, Oscar! 1604 01:02:21,582 --> 01:02:25,650 - I'm going to learn something from white culture. 1605 01:02:25,650 --> 01:02:28,731 And, apparently, there is a husband calling competition- 1606 01:02:28,731 --> 01:02:30,450 - Yeah, oh my gosh. - In the Midwest. 1607 01:02:30,450 --> 01:02:32,520 Check it on YouTube. It is a real thing. 1608 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,980 And I will do that talent for you. 1609 01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:35,880 All right? - Yep. 1610 01:02:36,975 --> 01:02:39,236 - Gary! 1611 01:02:39,236 --> 01:02:40,851 Gary-Gary-Gary-Gary! 1612 01:02:40,851 --> 01:02:41,994 Gary! 1613 01:02:41,994 --> 01:02:44,040 Your dinner's getting cold! 1614 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,365 Gary, come down right now! 1615 01:02:46,365 --> 01:02:48,283 Gary! 1616 01:02:48,283 --> 01:02:49,970 Gary-Gary-Gary-Gary! 1617 01:02:49,970 --> 01:02:51,070 Gary, I made you mashed potatoes! 1618 01:02:51,070 --> 01:02:52,830 - And time, Oscar. - Gary! 1619 01:02:52,830 --> 01:02:55,980 - Before you blow out your voice, my friend. 1620 01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:56,980 - Thank you. - Woo! 1621 01:02:58,290 --> 01:03:00,331 - That was spot-on white lady culture. 1622 01:03:00,331 --> 01:03:01,500 - Thank you. - I respect. 1623 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:03,571 - My culture is not your talent. 1624 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,140 - Extended jury, please cast your votes. 1625 01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:08,234 - Whoa! - You guys. 1626 01:03:08,234 --> 01:03:09,146 - Brilliant. - You guys! 1627 01:03:09,146 --> 01:03:11,892 - You're through, Oscar! - Wait, what? Really? 1628 01:03:13,763 --> 01:03:15,510 - Kaylin. - I do do stand-up. 1629 01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:18,120 I would rather have elected to die 1630 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:21,630 than to do it in front of my favorite stand-up, 1631 01:03:21,630 --> 01:03:23,400 Maria Bamford, but... 1632 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,540 I'm gonna do stand-up. 1633 01:03:24,540 --> 01:03:25,373 - Do it. 1634 01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:28,140 - Gosh, it's so nice looking around the room 1635 01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:30,895 and knowing that there's more than just you 1636 01:03:30,895 --> 01:03:32,612 who's mentally ill, you know? 1637 01:03:32,612 --> 01:03:33,695 - Yeah! - Woo! 1638 01:03:34,698 --> 01:03:37,620 - And I think some people get scared 1639 01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,360 about being called crazy. 1640 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:43,350 But crazy people can be powerful. 1641 01:03:43,350 --> 01:03:46,650 You know, like I can scream on trains, right? 1642 01:03:46,650 --> 01:03:48,840 I made it through two jokes and I was so nervous, 1643 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,910 and that's also normal for me on stage. 1644 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,860 So it was sort of the same as always. 1645 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:53,970 I was performing to three people. 1646 01:03:53,970 --> 01:03:55,530 Once again, the standard. 1647 01:03:55,530 --> 01:03:57,360 I think I'm one God complex away 1648 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,610 from becoming like a pop star. 1649 01:03:59,610 --> 01:04:02,010 And I've thought through my first song 1650 01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:04,010 and it's gonna go something like this... 1651 01:04:05,396 --> 01:04:08,249 ♪ I am God, heaven is my ass ♪ 1652 01:04:11,235 --> 01:04:14,523 ♪ If you die, you get to squeeze into my ass ♪ 1653 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,498 I do have a dad. 1654 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,570 He's a pretty anxious guy, 1655 01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:24,150 always sort of roaming whatever room his family wasn't in. 1656 01:04:24,150 --> 01:04:26,250 It was kinda like living with a ghost, right? 1657 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:29,940 He'd leave lights on or move random things around. 1658 01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:31,410 My mother never believed in him. 1659 01:04:31,410 --> 01:04:32,970 - Oh. 1660 01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:34,710 - And that's your time, Kaylin. 1661 01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:36,560 - Nice. - Wow. 1662 01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:40,200 - That is one check mark from Maria. 1663 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,280 - It was very good, 1664 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,830 but it's the second ghost-based stand-up joke 1665 01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:45,780 we've heard today. - Sure. 1666 01:04:45,780 --> 01:04:47,490 - We'll put it up to the extended jury. 1667 01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:48,737 - Okay. 1668 01:04:48,737 --> 01:04:51,566 - You are through, Kaylin. - Okay. Okay. 1669 01:04:51,566 --> 01:04:53,591 Okay. - You are through. 1670 01:04:53,591 --> 01:04:55,007 - Wow, that's crazy. 1671 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:57,060 Zach. 1672 01:04:57,060 --> 01:05:00,540 - This will be an act of a master of disguise. 1673 01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:01,980 I'm going to ask you to close your eyes. 1674 01:05:01,980 --> 01:05:05,133 When you open them, you will each have a guess to find me. 1675 01:05:11,003 --> 01:05:12,764 Turn this way. 1676 01:05:12,764 --> 01:05:14,856 And kneel down on three. 1677 01:05:14,856 --> 01:05:17,835 One, two, 1678 01:05:17,835 --> 01:05:19,335 three, kneel down. 1679 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:24,810 - And, Zach, would you like them to open their eyes? 1680 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:26,250 I'm guessing so. - Yeah, open your eyes. 1681 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,573 Oops, I suck. - I mean, so one to the right. 1682 01:05:28,573 --> 01:05:30,450 - Oh, foiled immediately! 1683 01:05:30,450 --> 01:05:32,079 Yeah, I absolutely deserved to be voted out 1684 01:05:32,079 --> 01:05:33,150 when I voted out. 1685 01:05:33,150 --> 01:05:36,353 Should I have said, "Yes, I'm ready" out loud 1686 01:05:36,353 --> 01:05:38,542 sort of immediately letting everyone know 1687 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:39,540 specifically where I was? 1688 01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:40,373 No. 1689 01:05:40,373 --> 01:05:42,810 - Now, Zach, how would you like to die? 1690 01:05:42,810 --> 01:05:44,490 - Wrapped in the wings of a phoenix, 1691 01:05:44,490 --> 01:05:46,054 and then we both turn to ash. 1692 01:05:46,054 --> 01:05:47,940 - Ah! - To both be reborn 1693 01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:48,840 next season. 1694 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,023 - Would you please follow Grim Reaperino offstage? 1695 01:05:53,641 --> 01:05:56,370 - To everyone at home, you can do anything. 1696 01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:58,350 And sometimes your friends will vote you out of a game 1697 01:05:58,350 --> 01:05:59,280 for doing that thing. 1698 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,170 But don't do it for them. 1699 01:06:01,170 --> 01:06:03,000 You do it for you. - Jacob. 1700 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,590 - One of my favorite things I learned at Julliard 1701 01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:06,630 was how to read minds. 1702 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,250 What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have you pick a card. 1703 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,330 You're gonna envision the card. 1704 01:06:09,330 --> 01:06:10,590 I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. 1705 01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:11,940 That's very fair. Thank you so much. 1706 01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:13,290 - I can't. I can't. 1707 01:06:13,290 --> 01:06:15,360 All right. 1708 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,980 So don't say anything out loud until the very end. 1709 01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:18,420 All right? Pick a card. 1710 01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:20,790 Great. Pull it out, I wanna show it to everybody. 1711 01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:23,070 Thank you so much. I'll show it to all of you guys. 1712 01:06:23,070 --> 01:06:25,200 - Can we get it on a camera? - Okay. 1713 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,033 - Okay, just a quick reminder, 1714 01:06:26,033 --> 01:06:27,660 I'm gonna ask you a series of questions about the card. 1715 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:28,530 Don't verbally say it. 1716 01:06:28,530 --> 01:06:29,680 Answer the questions in your mind. 1717 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,633 - Yeah. - Okay? 1718 01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:33,030 Red or black? 1719 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:37,350 Okay, you had a small micro movement when I said red. 1720 01:06:37,350 --> 01:06:40,140 And you just blinked, so that lets me know that it's... 1721 01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:41,850 Okay, well, you're being cute, that's very cute. 1722 01:06:41,850 --> 01:06:43,110 You're being cute. So it's not red, actually. 1723 01:06:43,110 --> 01:06:44,550 It's black. Is it high or low? 1724 01:06:44,550 --> 01:06:47,220 High to me would be 10, jack, king, queen, ace. 1725 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,330 Low would be 10 and below. 1726 01:06:48,330 --> 01:06:50,220 It's low, you're smirking a little bit. 1727 01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:52,500 Is it five to one? 1728 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,850 Or is it five to 10? 1729 01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:55,740 Black, clubs, spades? - 10 seconds, Jacob. 1730 01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:59,910 - Just tell us how you do it. - He hasn't done anything yet. 1731 01:06:59,910 --> 01:07:03,300 - Five below, five above? It's five. 1732 01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:05,640 It's the five club, spades. 1733 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:06,473 It's the five of spades. 1734 01:07:06,473 --> 01:07:08,190 Was that your card? - What the fuck, man? 1735 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:11,083 - Was that your card? - What the hell was that? 1736 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,212 No. 1737 01:07:12,212 --> 01:07:13,593 - Maria, you gotta give it to him. 1738 01:07:13,593 --> 01:07:14,970 You gotta give it to him. 1739 01:07:14,970 --> 01:07:16,570 Maria, the thing's... - What? 1740 01:07:17,610 --> 01:07:19,620 - I will say, I'm out of practice with it. 1741 01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:22,260 It's so much harder to do it on strangers. 1742 01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:25,890 And Gianmarco had like a series of very difficult tells, 1743 01:07:25,890 --> 01:07:28,500 but ultimately his neck gave it away. 1744 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,470 - Why was that not your first talent? 1745 01:07:31,470 --> 01:07:32,880 - Well, 'cause I wanted to connect with Maria 1746 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:33,713 'cause I haven't seen her in a long time. 1747 01:07:33,713 --> 01:07:34,770 - You were like, "Oh, hey, how's it going?" 1748 01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:36,960 instead of, "I can read your fucking mind"? 1749 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:37,793 - I had faith. 1750 01:07:37,793 --> 01:07:39,750 - Maria did give us an X. 1751 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,220 - Maria, you gotta reconsider. 1752 01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,110 The things that you have given checks to are- 1753 01:07:43,110 --> 01:07:44,267 - You gave that an X? - Out of this world. 1754 01:07:44,267 --> 01:07:45,841 - No, no, no, no! - We witnessed 1755 01:07:45,841 --> 01:07:47,757 a real magic thing! - I am genuinely 1756 01:07:47,757 --> 01:07:48,590 angry about magic! - I will turn 1757 01:07:48,590 --> 01:07:49,830 to the extended jury. 1758 01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:51,830 - It's not magic, I'm reading minds! 1759 01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,880 Thank you, friends. - You're sailing through. 1760 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,670 Sailing through. - Maria, that was incredible. 1761 01:07:56,670 --> 01:07:57,503 - Jacquis. 1762 01:07:57,503 --> 01:08:00,120 - I'm a kid of the '90s. I love Nicktoons. 1763 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,013 I love "The Rugrats." 1764 01:08:01,013 --> 01:08:03,381 ♪ This is the Rug, Rugrats ♪ 1765 01:08:03,381 --> 01:08:06,661 ♪ Angelica is imagining all of this ♪ 1766 01:08:06,661 --> 01:08:09,960 ♪ And the kids are dead, dead, dead ♪ 1767 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,640 - Tommy's dead, Lily's dead. 1768 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,380 Phil is dead, Chuckie's dead. 1769 01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:14,670 She ain't got no friends. 1770 01:08:14,670 --> 01:08:16,050 They're all in her head. 1771 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,523 That's a good conspiracy. 1772 01:08:17,523 --> 01:08:19,413 ♪ Tommy died in childbirth ♪ 1773 01:08:20,713 --> 01:08:22,440 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Kumail, we're in your hands 1774 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,683 with two X's. - I'm sorry. 1775 01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,576 - I just don't think child death is funny. 1776 01:08:25,576 --> 01:08:27,926 Damn! 1777 01:08:27,926 --> 01:08:29,310 - To get eliminated on that, 1778 01:08:29,310 --> 01:08:33,030 when I actually bared my soul and played the piano. 1779 01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:34,320 - How would you like to die? 1780 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:35,225 - In childbirth. 1781 01:08:38,010 --> 01:08:39,840 - I would love to die walking down 1782 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,910 a beautiful street in Chicago. Hey, go Cubs! 1783 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:43,560 And I come up on the plant 1784 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,931 and it's actually Audrey II, 1785 01:08:44,931 --> 01:08:47,762 - and it eats me alive. - Feed me, Jacquis! 1786 01:08:53,315 --> 01:08:55,917 - Ify. - All right, in a minute, 1787 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:57,840 I'm gonna draw all of our judges 1788 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,730 as "Dragon Ball Z" characters. 1789 01:08:59,730 --> 01:09:00,563 - Uh-oh. - Nice. 1790 01:09:00,563 --> 01:09:01,500 - In one minute? - Yes. 1791 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:02,580 That's playing my sweet spot. 1792 01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:05,366 - Ify, your time starts now. 1793 01:09:07,072 --> 01:09:09,239 - Come on, Ify! - Let's go! 1794 01:09:10,078 --> 01:09:11,760 You got this, Ify! - One minute? Impossible! 1795 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,590 There's no way! - He's actually doing it! 1796 01:09:13,590 --> 01:09:14,430 Ah! Ah! - If he does, 1797 01:09:14,430 --> 01:09:16,830 this changes everything! - Look at his wrist movements. 1798 01:09:16,830 --> 01:09:18,353 They're so quick! 1799 01:09:18,353 --> 01:09:21,480 10 seconds, Ify! 1800 01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:23,850 Five, four, three, 1801 01:09:23,850 --> 01:09:26,508 two, one. 1802 01:09:26,508 --> 01:09:27,842 - Pencils down. 1803 01:09:32,656 --> 01:09:35,073 - Okay. - That's really good! 1804 01:09:37,394 --> 01:09:39,582 - Have you never seen "Dragon Ball Z"? 1805 01:09:39,582 --> 01:09:41,910 - I have seen "Dragon Ball." 1806 01:09:41,910 --> 01:09:43,579 We're all just going Super Saiyan? 1807 01:09:43,579 --> 01:09:44,902 - Yes, you're all Super Saiyan. 1808 01:09:44,902 --> 01:09:47,042 Why would I not make you Saiyans, you know? 1809 01:09:47,042 --> 01:09:49,767 - I'm in, dude. - My chest is far too bosomy. 1810 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,760 - Extended jury, please cast your votes. 1811 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,680 Players are actively debating 1812 01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:58,230 the talent versus their wrap time. 1813 01:09:58,230 --> 01:10:00,930 In three, two, one. 1814 01:10:00,930 --> 01:10:01,763 Show me. 1815 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,230 - Oh my goodness. 1816 01:10:04,230 --> 01:10:06,900 I can't believe they voted against the drawing. 1817 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:09,510 - How would you like to die? 1818 01:10:09,510 --> 01:10:11,250 - I think me and Emily in a convertible 1819 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:13,680 driving off into the sunset as it flies 1820 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,300 - slowly into the air. - All right, babe, punch it. 1821 01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,430 - But really what I meant to do 1822 01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:20,340 is have my chance to go Super Saiyan on "Game Changers." 1823 01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:22,022 So we can just do that now. 1824 01:10:30,829 --> 01:10:32,730 - Kimia. - Kimia! 1825 01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:34,080 - Hey, I'll do some taekwondo. 1826 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,220 - Yes! - Yeah! 1827 01:10:35,220 --> 01:10:36,546 - Yeah, I know taekwondo. 1828 01:10:43,259 --> 01:10:45,310 Woo! 1829 01:10:45,310 --> 01:10:48,888 Woo! 1830 01:10:53,928 --> 01:10:55,534 Bless you! 1831 01:10:55,534 --> 01:10:57,170 - Yeah! - Bless you. 1832 01:10:57,170 --> 01:11:00,780 Now is that someone who was allergic to taekwondo? 1833 01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,910 - I didn't get to do my sneezing sound effect before, 1834 01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:04,680 so I just kinda added it in here. 1835 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,840 That is two out of three. 1836 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,420 So we will turn it over to our extended committee. 1837 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:10,253 - Guys. 1838 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:12,590 - Kimia, you're through! 1839 01:11:12,590 --> 01:11:13,590 - Oh! 1840 01:11:16,380 --> 01:11:19,755 I'm trying so hard not to be talented, but... 1841 01:11:20,790 --> 01:11:21,707 - Demi. - Are you all familiar 1842 01:11:21,707 --> 01:11:23,250 with the work of The Smiths? 1843 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,083 - Yes. - Yeah! 1844 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,670 - Well, I would like to make up a Smiths song right now 1845 01:11:26,670 --> 01:11:29,400 with my somewhat passable Morrissey impression. 1846 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,233 - Woo! - Nice. 1847 01:11:31,508 --> 01:11:33,803 ♪ We're at "Game Changer" ♪ 1848 01:11:33,803 --> 01:11:36,262 ♪ And we're here for show ♪ 1849 01:11:36,262 --> 01:11:38,556 ♪ We're at "Game Changer" ♪ 1850 01:11:38,556 --> 01:11:41,191 ♪ It's something everyone knows ♪ 1851 01:11:41,191 --> 01:11:43,701 ♪ We're at "Game Changer" ♪ 1852 01:11:43,701 --> 01:11:45,164 - Don't do this to me! 1853 01:11:45,164 --> 01:11:46,158 Fuck! 1854 01:11:46,158 --> 01:11:47,100 I think that was a bad idea, 1855 01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:49,950 because I am not good at musical improv. 1856 01:11:49,950 --> 01:11:51,300 - How would you like to die? 1857 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:54,150 Hit by car. 1858 01:11:54,150 --> 01:11:56,490 Take me to that beautiful car! 1859 01:11:56,490 --> 01:11:57,810 - Goodbye, Demi! - Okay, bye. 1860 01:11:57,810 --> 01:11:59,760 Hey, take it all the way for me, baby. 1861 01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,708 - Which brings us to round five. 1862 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,470 - It's too many meals, Sam! 1863 01:12:07,470 --> 01:12:09,420 It's too many people at the table! 1864 01:12:09,420 --> 01:12:12,132 - Dinner for 32. 1865 01:12:12,132 --> 01:12:13,193 For 34. 1866 01:12:13,193 --> 01:12:15,343 - What could we do with that? - For 36. 1867 01:12:15,343 --> 01:12:16,942 For 38. - They don't have enough product 1868 01:12:16,942 --> 01:12:17,970 in the fridge! 1869 01:12:17,970 --> 01:12:19,353 - We can all bring our spouses. 1870 01:12:19,353 --> 01:12:21,990 - And 40. - Wow. 1871 01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:24,021 - Hi, Chili's, table for 40. 1872 01:12:26,070 --> 01:12:27,855 - We have four players left. 1873 01:12:29,670 --> 01:12:31,770 There are no more rounds to our show. 1874 01:12:31,770 --> 01:12:33,240 We will continue to go 1875 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,398 until there is a last talent standing. 1876 01:12:35,398 --> 01:12:36,784 - Whoa! - Wow! 1877 01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:40,135 - Piggies! - Come on back in here. 1878 01:12:40,135 --> 01:12:42,176 - Piggies! - Yeah! 1879 01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,910 - And with that, let's begin the final round. 1880 01:12:50,910 --> 01:12:52,290 - No matter what, it's cool, man. 1881 01:12:52,290 --> 01:12:54,270 - I heard Jacob shit talking to y'all backstage. 1882 01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:55,620 - Backstage? 1883 01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:57,570 I hate y'all. 1884 01:12:57,570 --> 01:12:59,243 I'll do it on stage. 1885 01:12:59,243 --> 01:13:01,405 - Kaylin. 1886 01:13:01,405 --> 01:13:02,359 - Okay. 1887 01:13:02,359 --> 01:13:04,163 - Oh, we got a toaster. 1888 01:13:04,163 --> 01:13:04,996 She's about to electrocute. 1889 01:13:04,996 --> 01:13:06,754 - Yep. - I'm gonna die today. 1890 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,840 Once I ran out of ideas... 1891 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,280 - Oh, ouch. - Oh. 1892 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,723 - Big time fuck-it mode. 1893 01:13:13,835 --> 01:13:16,785 A talent competition takes you right back to middle school. 1894 01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:19,890 Absolutely sweaty and afraid, 1895 01:13:19,890 --> 01:13:22,078 and I wanna go home to my mom and dad. 1896 01:13:28,428 --> 01:13:29,268 - Oh god. 1897 01:13:33,172 --> 01:13:34,989 - Wow, Kaylin. 1898 01:13:36,270 --> 01:13:38,520 We have a check mark and an X. 1899 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,150 Extended jury, please show me your votes. 1900 01:13:42,150 --> 01:13:45,270 Kaylin, you are sailing through to the next round. 1901 01:13:45,270 --> 01:13:47,365 - Shocked that that was not the round that killed me. 1902 01:13:47,365 --> 01:13:49,731 Okay. They liked that. 1903 01:13:49,731 --> 01:13:50,564 - Kimia. 1904 01:13:50,564 --> 01:13:52,050 - Okay, so I'm gonna do an impression 1905 01:13:52,050 --> 01:13:53,984 that only I can understand. 1906 01:13:53,984 --> 01:13:55,410 Yeah! 1907 01:13:55,410 --> 01:13:59,850 - This is an impression of my dog being kissed by my wife. 1908 01:13:59,850 --> 01:14:02,700 So I need a volunteer to just like kind of give me 1909 01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,800 slow pecks on the cheek. 1910 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,330 Okay, yeah, here we go. 1911 01:14:06,330 --> 01:14:07,903 Just slow ones. 1912 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,351 - That's two check marks. 1913 01:14:22,351 --> 01:14:23,657 - All right. All right. 1914 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:29,430 - My family's gonna love that. 1915 01:14:29,430 --> 01:14:31,500 - Jacob. - Julliard's an acting school 1916 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,730 and I'm going to attempt- 1917 01:14:32,730 --> 01:14:34,470 - Wait, it does a lot of disciplines. 1918 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,040 - Yeah, and you keep mentioning it. 1919 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,200 - It's a great no, and I hear you. 1920 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,420 - Did you actually? - Seven years. 1921 01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:41,367 - Is seven years a good thing or a bad thing? 1922 01:14:41,367 --> 01:14:42,600 - That's up to you, man. 1923 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,637 - I've already made up my mind 1924 01:14:43,637 --> 01:14:46,050 'cause of the Julliard thing. - At Julliard, 1925 01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:48,300 we do acting, I'm gonna get lost in the role. 1926 01:14:53,834 --> 01:14:54,667 - No! 1927 01:14:55,715 --> 01:14:57,925 No, now you're killing me off! 1928 01:14:57,925 --> 01:14:59,490 No! 1929 01:14:59,490 --> 01:15:01,050 - You know what, actually? 1930 01:15:01,050 --> 01:15:02,430 I'm recognizing something. - Sure. 1931 01:15:02,430 --> 01:15:03,810 - I'm the only straight white guy left. 1932 01:15:03,810 --> 01:15:05,070 I'm gonna eliminate myself 1933 01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:06,748 and give voices to people who matter. 1934 01:15:06,748 --> 01:15:09,217 - Oh! - Oh, shit! 1935 01:15:09,217 --> 01:15:10,050 - Big ally move there. 1936 01:15:10,050 --> 01:15:11,340 Super humble, super normal. 1937 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,203 - No, vote him out! - I said yes. 1938 01:15:13,203 --> 01:15:14,913 - Fuck you! - I said yes. 1939 01:15:14,913 --> 01:15:16,077 - Oh, boo! 1940 01:15:16,077 --> 01:15:19,350 - Classic white male propaganda! 1941 01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:20,460 - I have to count these. 1942 01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:22,020 Put up your actual votes. 1943 01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:24,630 - I just wanna go smoke a joint in my car! 1944 01:15:24,630 --> 01:15:27,190 - You're still in, Jacob! 1945 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:29,647 I hope you feel bad! 1946 01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:31,077 - This sucks! - I hope you feel bad! 1947 01:15:31,077 --> 01:15:34,740 - You are all going to regret this! 1948 01:15:34,740 --> 01:15:35,820 - Oscar. 1949 01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:36,653 - Okay. 1950 01:15:38,087 --> 01:15:40,320 I would like to continue this trend 1951 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:44,190 by saying that I am gonna use my talent of confidence 1952 01:15:44,190 --> 01:15:46,810 to demand a check from the three of you. 1953 01:15:49,770 --> 01:15:51,156 - Do it. - I already did. 1954 01:15:51,156 --> 01:15:52,440 - You didn't. No. - No, you did not. 1955 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:55,320 - I feel like I can just ask for it and receive it. 1956 01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:56,153 - I'm saying yes. 1957 01:15:56,153 --> 01:15:58,710 If you guys want, we'll be here all fucking night. 1958 01:15:58,710 --> 01:15:59,670 Try me! 1959 01:15:59,670 --> 01:16:01,020 I got plenty of time! 1960 01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:03,570 - Lets go into golden hour! - We're gonna yes everybody. 1961 01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:04,403 How about that? 1962 01:16:04,403 --> 01:16:07,380 - That's where it started folding in on itself 1963 01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:09,012 as most "Game Changer" episodes do. 1964 01:16:09,012 --> 01:16:10,134 - Okay, okay, okay. - Second meal! 1965 01:16:10,134 --> 01:16:11,060 - I'm a no! - Second meal! 1966 01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:12,261 - You guys do it! 1967 01:16:12,261 --> 01:16:13,800 You guys dissent! - Second meal! 1968 01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:17,460 - Second meal is when you've been trapped on a set 1969 01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:20,160 for more of the hours than you're supposed to, 1970 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,660 so you owe everyone another meal. 1971 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:25,740 So kind of just extending the day even longer. 1972 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:28,020 - Extended jury, three, two, one. 1973 01:16:28,020 --> 01:16:30,640 You are through, my friend! 1974 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,970 You are through. - Thank you. Thank you. 1975 01:16:32,970 --> 01:16:34,440 - Great job, Oscar! 1976 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:35,850 - So we're all aware of the low bar 1977 01:16:35,850 --> 01:16:37,140 we've set for the rest of the night. 1978 01:16:37,140 --> 01:16:38,070 - Jacob. - Okay. 1979 01:16:38,070 --> 01:16:40,668 - I dare you to mention your education. 1980 01:16:40,668 --> 01:16:41,945 White man thing! 1981 01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:44,250 White man thing! White man thing! 1982 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,120 - Can we get the medic? 1983 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,260 I would like his help. 1984 01:16:46,260 --> 01:16:48,600 My next talent is going to be remaining extremely calm. 1985 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,370 I'm gonna do a problematic impression. 1986 01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:53,190 All of you, feel free, after the impression's done, 1987 01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:54,780 to berate me with mean things. 1988 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:55,800 I will not change my heartbeat. 1989 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,600 - Jose, thank you for joining us. 1990 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,400 - Is this the most frivolous time 1991 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,170 you've been asked to do your job? 1992 01:17:01,170 --> 01:17:02,730 - No. - Okay. 1993 01:17:02,730 --> 01:17:04,350 - Really? - We had him steal 1994 01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:05,850 Jacob's blood one time. 1995 01:17:05,850 --> 01:17:08,010 - Truly, no bit, stolen my blood. 1996 01:17:08,010 --> 01:17:08,850 Okay. - Go for it, Jacob. 1997 01:17:08,850 --> 01:17:11,300 - Yeah, this is an impression of Michael Jackson. 1998 01:17:12,349 --> 01:17:14,154 ♪ Get ya beat on ♪ 1999 01:17:14,154 --> 01:17:15,477 ♪ Tee-hee ♪ 2000 01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:17,670 ♪ Shamone, ti-bi-ti beat on ♪ 2001 01:17:17,670 --> 01:17:20,982 - Not offensive enough! - Be more offensive! 2002 01:17:20,982 --> 01:17:22,282 ♪ I'm going to fuck the kids ♪ 2003 01:17:22,282 --> 01:17:23,115 Oh my god. 2004 01:17:23,115 --> 01:17:24,840 You're making me very nervous. 2005 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,400 I wanna find out how his pulse is doing. 2006 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:27,690 - It's still regular. 2007 01:17:27,690 --> 01:17:28,710 - Wow! - Wow! 2008 01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:29,543 - You gotta give it to him. 2009 01:17:29,543 --> 01:17:33,300 - Extended jury, please cast your votes in three, two, one. 2010 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:34,980 - Whoa, wait! Oh shit! 2011 01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:37,530 - That is a failure! 2012 01:17:37,530 --> 01:17:39,303 - Hey, before I go... - Wow! 2013 01:17:39,303 --> 01:17:41,148 ♪ Get ya beat on ♪ 2014 01:17:41,148 --> 01:17:42,561 ♪ Shamone, shamone ♪ 2015 01:17:42,561 --> 01:17:44,010 ♪ Woo-choo ♪ 2016 01:17:44,010 --> 01:17:46,230 - Please describe the manner in which you'd like to die. 2017 01:17:46,230 --> 01:17:47,880 - I wanna get turned into a nug, 2018 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,200 and then I wanna get smoked out of bong 2019 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,202 and then I want MJ to cum on it. 2020 01:17:50,202 --> 01:17:51,111 ♪ Get ya beat on ♪ 2021 01:17:51,111 --> 01:17:55,851 You asked, Sam! You asked! 2022 01:17:55,851 --> 01:17:57,526 You asked! 2023 01:17:58,603 --> 01:17:59,711 - I asked! 2024 01:18:01,075 --> 01:18:03,240 He's just leaving! 2025 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,907 I'm trying to smoke weed in my car! 2026 01:18:05,907 --> 01:18:07,800 - Put your pig shit on! 2027 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,535 Put your pig shit on! 2028 01:18:09,535 --> 01:18:11,402 - Kimia. - Okay. 2029 01:18:14,915 --> 01:18:16,052 Aw! 2030 01:18:16,052 --> 01:18:16,963 - I missed. 2031 01:18:20,262 --> 01:18:21,766 - Wow! 2032 01:18:21,766 --> 01:18:23,433 Still in! - Still in? 2033 01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:25,307 Okay, cool. 2034 01:18:27,445 --> 01:18:28,278 - Kaylin. 2035 01:18:29,490 --> 01:18:31,380 - So I'm gonna take my stance 2036 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:33,540 that I know will turn everyone against me. 2037 01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:35,850 It's an honest belief of mine. - Okay. 2038 01:18:35,850 --> 01:18:38,610 - And that is that I hate music. 2039 01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:40,121 I'm one of those people, let me tell you- 2040 01:18:40,121 --> 01:18:41,190 - What about Michael Jackson? 2041 01:18:41,190 --> 01:18:43,410 - It's on all the time. 2042 01:18:43,410 --> 01:18:45,510 And I have to deal with that. 2043 01:18:45,510 --> 01:18:46,980 And guess what? Guess what? 2044 01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:49,020 That's so cool that you have your whole brain. 2045 01:18:49,020 --> 01:18:50,190 I think it's so cool 2046 01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:52,230 that you guys have every piece of your brain. 2047 01:18:52,230 --> 01:18:53,340 I'm missing some. 2048 01:18:53,340 --> 01:18:55,680 - I love it. I love the honesty. 2049 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:56,553 - That's two out of three of you! 2050 01:18:56,553 --> 01:18:57,480 - You know what, Kaylin? 2051 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,880 I hate music, too. 2052 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:01,620 I think music sucks! 2053 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:03,187 - Except for the hobbit song. You cried. 2054 01:19:03,187 --> 01:19:05,190 - The hobbit song is the only one I like. 2055 01:19:05,190 --> 01:19:06,810 - Extended pool of judges. 2056 01:19:06,810 --> 01:19:08,100 - Thank you for your time. 2057 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,740 Yes! - Failure. 2058 01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:12,090 I was relieved to be voted out. 2059 01:19:12,090 --> 01:19:14,820 I had nothing to start with and even less to finish with. 2060 01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:16,987 - How would you like to die? 2061 01:19:16,987 --> 01:19:21,030 - I would love a couple of ladies to drag me off. 2062 01:19:21,030 --> 01:19:22,900 That is how I would like to die for real. 2063 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:23,929 - Get out of here! - Okay! 2064 01:19:23,929 --> 01:19:27,371 - Come on! - Yeah! 2065 01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:28,642 - Come on! - This rocks! 2066 01:19:28,642 --> 01:19:30,390 Whoa! 2067 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:31,320 - I think that we can say 2068 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,210 that Kaylin should've been disqualified there 2069 01:19:33,210 --> 01:19:34,650 for essentially doing stand-up again. 2070 01:19:34,650 --> 01:19:35,970 There is one rule to this game, 2071 01:19:35,970 --> 01:19:38,190 and you cannot repeat a talent. 2072 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:41,550 - Don't try and bring logic into it at this point. 2073 01:19:41,550 --> 01:19:43,800 We are where we are, dude, embrace it. 2074 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,851 - Oscar, it's your go. - Okay. 2075 01:19:49,170 --> 01:19:51,944 My talent is to showcase someone else's talent. 2076 01:19:52,777 --> 01:19:54,099 - Maria? - Que? 2077 01:19:55,194 --> 01:19:59,852 Si,. 2078 01:19:59,852 --> 01:20:02,159 Maria. 2079 01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:04,944 - Gracias, oh, mi amor. 2080 01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:17,817 Central America. 2081 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:19,460 - Perfecto, muchas gracias, Maria. 2082 01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:21,454 - Gracias! - Wow. 2083 01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:26,220 Was that a real language? 2084 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,053 - Yes! 2085 01:20:27,053 --> 01:20:29,640 - You guys are so easily impressed! 2086 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:32,028 She speaks one other language? 2087 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:33,283 - One. - Yeah, man. 2088 01:20:33,283 --> 01:20:35,730 - That's fair enough. - Yeah, we're American! 2089 01:20:35,730 --> 01:20:37,710 - Oscar, how many languages do you speak? 2090 01:20:37,710 --> 01:20:38,543 I speak three. 2091 01:20:38,543 --> 01:20:39,840 - Oh, what's the third one you speak? 2092 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:40,680 - I speak Italian. 2093 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,070 - You know what? That's very impressive. 2094 01:20:52,043 --> 01:20:54,790 Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! 2095 01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:55,708 - Kimia! 2096 01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:58,290 Kimia, Kimia! 2097 01:20:58,290 --> 01:21:00,510 - I'm gonna draw a dragon. 2098 01:21:00,510 --> 01:21:03,300 What's an impressive but reasonable amount of time? 2099 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:06,548 - 26 seconds. - Ready for me, Kimia? 2100 01:21:06,548 --> 01:21:07,607 - Yeah. 2101 01:21:07,607 --> 01:21:09,804 - Three, two, one, go. 2102 01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:13,410 - Here's the thing, before we started, 2103 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:14,377 Oscar and I were both like, 2104 01:21:14,377 --> 01:21:17,130 "What are we even gonna do here today? 2105 01:21:17,130 --> 01:21:18,900 We're gonna get out first." 2106 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:21,120 But then I made it so far. 2107 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,330 Well, if I made it this far, I have to win this game, 2108 01:21:24,330 --> 01:21:26,400 and I will cut Oscar's throat on this one. 2109 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,583 - And stop! 2110 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:29,987 Yeah! 2111 01:21:29,987 --> 01:21:31,566 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 2112 01:21:32,837 --> 01:21:35,370 - I have one question. What is the dragon's name? 2113 01:21:35,370 --> 01:21:36,494 - Dennis. 2114 01:21:36,494 --> 01:21:38,745 Sailing through Kimia! 2115 01:21:38,745 --> 01:21:40,017 - That's good. - That's really good. 2116 01:21:40,017 --> 01:21:42,542 - Sailing through. 2117 01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:44,490 Wow! 2118 01:21:44,490 --> 01:21:45,761 Oscar. - Okay. 2119 01:21:45,761 --> 01:21:49,325 When it was me and Kimia, my strategy was like, 2120 01:21:49,325 --> 01:21:52,680 "How do I get myself out of here so Kimia could win?" 2121 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:55,650 And I was like, "Well, I'll just do the same thing Kimia did 2122 01:21:55,650 --> 01:21:59,247 and fail getting the shot in the cube." 2123 01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:14,220 The handful of times I've played basketball, 2124 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:17,070 I have never managed to get a shot in a basket. 2125 01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:19,710 So that was a miracle. 2126 01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:21,090 - That's the first time anyone at Dropout's 2127 01:22:21,090 --> 01:22:23,090 ever made a shot. - True! 2128 01:22:24,117 --> 01:22:24,950 - Kimia! 2129 01:22:24,950 --> 01:22:26,850 - Can you guys play, like, a funk beat 2130 01:22:26,850 --> 01:22:28,664 like the beginning of "Carwash"? 2131 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,880 Woo! 2132 01:22:40,927 --> 01:22:43,471 Woo! 2133 01:22:43,471 --> 01:22:45,267 Ow! 2134 01:22:52,648 --> 01:22:56,107 Yes! 2135 01:22:56,107 --> 01:22:58,948 Oh my god, yes! 2136 01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:04,746 - And, finally? - I wanna go home. 2137 01:23:07,381 --> 01:23:09,630 - Sailing through! 2138 01:23:09,630 --> 01:23:11,760 We have no choice but to acknowledge talent! 2139 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,620 - I said check before you even did 2140 01:23:13,620 --> 01:23:16,080 the most impressive thing you did. 2141 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:16,913 - Well, thank you. 2142 01:23:16,913 --> 01:23:18,157 Guess I am a dancer in talent. - Oscar. 2143 01:23:18,157 --> 01:23:19,860 - I don't know what to do. - I know. 2144 01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:22,620 - I have no other skills. - What can you possibly do? 2145 01:23:22,620 --> 01:23:24,870 - Oscar, teach us a dance. Teach us a dance. 2146 01:23:24,870 --> 01:23:26,670 - Yes, okay. That'll be my skill. 2147 01:23:26,670 --> 01:23:28,200 Teaching you all to dance. 2148 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,570 If you could please stand up. - Yeah. 2149 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:31,590 - Stand behind me. Okay, great. 2150 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,840 Great. Awesome. 2151 01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:34,860 This is just like "Thriller." 2152 01:23:34,860 --> 01:23:36,330 - The choreography is simple. 2153 01:23:36,330 --> 01:23:39,745 Step, grapevine, out. 2154 01:23:39,745 --> 01:23:42,727 Step, grapevine, out. 2155 01:23:42,727 --> 01:23:45,803 Step, cross, step, clap. 2156 01:23:45,803 --> 01:23:48,330 Step, cross, step, clap. 2157 01:23:48,330 --> 01:23:49,530 You got it? - Yep! 2158 01:23:49,530 --> 01:23:50,550 - All right, let's do it. Ready? 2159 01:23:50,550 --> 01:23:52,680 Five, six, seven, eight. 2160 01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:54,231 One, two, three. 2161 01:23:54,231 --> 01:23:56,380 Ah! One, two, three. 2162 01:23:56,380 --> 01:23:59,021 Ah! Step, cross, step, clap. 2163 01:23:59,021 --> 01:24:01,136 Step, cross, step, clap. 2164 01:24:01,136 --> 01:24:02,800 Do it again. 2165 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,927 Hey! Do it again. 2166 01:24:04,927 --> 01:24:07,554 Oh! Put your special sauce into it. 2167 01:24:07,554 --> 01:24:09,724 Put your special sauce into it. 2168 01:24:09,724 --> 01:24:11,101 Hey! 2169 01:24:11,101 --> 01:24:13,186 ♪ Everyone gather around ♪ 2170 01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:16,290 ♪ And we will do a stunning pose ♪ 2171 01:24:16,290 --> 01:24:19,200 In five, six, 2172 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,849 seven, eight. 2173 01:24:21,849 --> 01:24:22,682 Yay! 2174 01:24:26,650 --> 01:24:29,220 - I was gonna judge it based on how the other people did, 2175 01:24:29,220 --> 01:24:30,930 because you're the teacher. 2176 01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:31,890 It's a check, buddy. 2177 01:24:31,890 --> 01:24:33,218 - Really? They did well? 2178 01:24:35,490 --> 01:24:39,838 - Oscar, I love you so much, but I gotta go nini. 2179 01:24:39,838 --> 01:24:41,190 - Aw. - Wow. 2180 01:24:41,190 --> 01:24:42,023 - I understand. 2181 01:24:42,023 --> 01:24:43,423 - You're gonna be here for a while. 2182 01:24:44,850 --> 01:24:45,740 - Oscar, you're sailing through! 2183 01:24:45,740 --> 01:24:47,490 - Oh my gosh! - Oh no. 2184 01:24:48,937 --> 01:24:51,516 - Maria, you remember all the checks from earlier today. 2185 01:24:51,516 --> 01:24:52,396 - I know, I do. 2186 01:24:52,396 --> 01:24:53,850 And you're right, yeah. 2187 01:24:53,850 --> 01:24:55,713 I made terrible mistakes. 2188 01:24:56,982 --> 01:24:59,566 - Nine people! 2189 01:24:59,566 --> 01:25:01,230 I'm wearing a helmet this time! 2190 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:02,580 Let's fucking go! 2191 01:25:02,580 --> 01:25:04,230 Okay, let's give it to them again. 2192 01:25:04,230 --> 01:25:06,780 Let's make it even more dangerous. 2193 01:25:06,780 --> 01:25:08,293 Bigger Tech Deck. 2194 01:25:14,454 --> 01:25:18,557 One! 2195 01:25:18,557 --> 01:25:21,586 - Yeah! - Oh! 2196 01:25:21,586 --> 01:25:23,882 I appreciate that. 2197 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:29,513 - We'll open it up to the extended jury. 2198 01:25:29,513 --> 01:25:32,115 - We love you! - We love you! 2199 01:25:32,115 --> 01:25:33,600 - Good job! - Thank God! 2200 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:34,680 - Someone has to lose. 2201 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,880 I'm okay to lose. 2202 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,245 And, again, we gotta go home. 2203 01:25:38,245 --> 01:25:39,526 - Woo! - Nice. 2204 01:25:39,526 --> 01:25:40,578 - Wow. - Nice. 2205 01:25:40,578 --> 01:25:43,065 - You made us do your job! 2206 01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:45,300 - How dare you? 2207 01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:47,756 - Wait, so then on a technicality, it's the same talent, 2208 01:25:47,756 --> 01:25:48,589 so then we don't have to feel bad. 2209 01:25:48,589 --> 01:25:49,980 - Bigger board! Not the same. 2210 01:25:49,980 --> 01:25:53,250 And I certainly didn't ollie, so they're not the same. 2211 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:54,180 - I thought it was cool. 2212 01:25:54,180 --> 01:25:56,486 - How would you like to die? 2213 01:25:56,486 --> 01:25:58,497 - OD on caffeine and sweet treats. 2214 01:25:58,497 --> 01:26:00,047 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2215 01:26:00,047 --> 01:26:01,530 - Favorite way to live. 2216 01:26:01,530 --> 01:26:02,670 Favorite way to die. 2217 01:26:02,670 --> 01:26:06,452 - The winner of Last Talent Standing, Oscar Montoya! 2218 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:10,890 - What is going on? 2219 01:26:10,890 --> 01:26:12,960 I can't even describe how it feels to win. 2220 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,310 It doesn't feel real at all. 2221 01:26:14,310 --> 01:26:19,310 You have, like, 23 of the most talented people in the world, 2222 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,030 including myself, I'm putting myself in there, 2223 01:26:21,030 --> 01:26:22,140 compete on the talent-off, 2224 01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:26,040 and for me to be the winner feels so funny. 2225 01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,410 It feels funny, and it feels correct. 2226 01:26:28,410 --> 01:26:30,733 - You win dinner for 46! 2227 01:26:30,733 --> 01:26:33,960 - Obviously, I'm inviting everyone that worked on this show. 2228 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:35,340 So y'all are invited. 2229 01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:36,240 Y'all coming with me. 2230 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:38,280 - That does it for us here at "Game Changer." 2231 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,460 I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you 2232 01:26:41,460 --> 01:26:44,100 that a gift card does not cover gratuity. 2233 01:26:44,100 --> 01:26:45,051 Goodnight.