1 00:00:00,805 --> 00:00:02,730 - [Sam] This is "Game Changer"! 2 00:00:02,730 --> 00:00:04,074 - [Raph] Goddammit! 3 00:00:04,074 --> 00:00:05,520 - [Brian] No, it's not working anymore! 4 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,109 I'm too hairy now! 5 00:00:07,109 --> 00:00:09,038 (Anna screaming intensely) - [Kurt] I go to a therapist every week. 6 00:00:09,038 --> 00:00:10,857 (Hannah singing upbeat song in Dutch) 7 00:00:10,857 --> 00:00:12,164 - [Josh] I just need a little taste. 8 00:00:12,164 --> 00:00:13,629 - [Katie] Take out your fucking wallet! 9 00:00:13,629 --> 00:00:15,277 $200 right fucking now! - That would be against 10 00:00:15,277 --> 00:00:17,202 the rules that are in my head-- - You don't wanna hear 11 00:00:17,202 --> 00:00:18,035 - "Hamlet." - ...of what this game 12 00:00:18,035 --> 00:00:19,126 is probably about. ♪ Di-ba-di-de-do ♪ 13 00:00:19,126 --> 00:00:20,820 - Toss me? - Black metal magic! 14 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,276 - [Sam] Without further ado, let's begin! 15 00:00:23,276 --> 00:00:26,859 (tense mysterious music) 16 00:00:32,245 --> 00:00:33,655 Hi, Jiavani. - Hey, Sam. 17 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:34,980 I'm the first one to walk in. 18 00:00:34,980 --> 00:00:36,828 There's big blocks everywhere. 19 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,130 I just find a place to be. 20 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:40,080 I don't know what's gonna happen. 21 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,180 All you can do is just go with it! 22 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:44,793 Sit on a block and see what goes down. 23 00:00:44,793 --> 00:00:46,320 - Hey, Sephie. - Hi. 24 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,820 - Why are there blocks? 25 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:49,680 Are we going to throw these blocks at people? 26 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,820 - Welcome, Kaylin. - Oh. 27 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,615 - I have concerns! 28 00:00:52,615 --> 00:00:54,420 - Am I going to be buried under these blocks? 29 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,770 Why does it look like "Squid Game"? 30 00:00:55,770 --> 00:00:57,180 Can we say "Squid Game" here? 31 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,368 - [Sam] Hey, Ele. - Are we doing the 32 00:00:58,368 --> 00:00:59,586 Stanford prison experiment? 33 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:01,590 - That is always your wish. 34 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:02,790 Zach! - Sam! 35 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:05,100 Every time I walk into a "Game Changer" room, 36 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:05,933 it could be anything. 37 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,301 - [Sam] Katie. - It could be dangerous. 38 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,300 - [Sam] Kimia! - Hi. 39 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,930 - It could be illegal. - [Sam] Jordan! 40 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:11,520 - This is kinda cool and sexy. 41 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,470 - Sam is a wild man and he can't be trusted. 42 00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:14,970 Let the games begin, baby. 43 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,050 - They didn't really tell me where to go, 44 00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:18,180 so I just sorta walked out. 45 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,410 All right. Yeah. 46 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:20,274 - Hi, Kurt. - Welcome, Kurt. 47 00:01:20,274 --> 00:01:21,390 - Hey. - Hell yeah. 48 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:23,720 - When you first walk into the room, it's pure fear. 49 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:24,983 What the fuck? 50 00:01:24,983 --> 00:01:26,698 And you see Sam, you go, "I'm dying today," 51 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:27,688 every single time. 52 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,168 - [Sam] Caldwell! - Hey, how's it going? 53 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:31,395 - We're all wearing the same outfit and it's like... 54 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,270 - [Sam] Demi! - What the fuck is this? 55 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:35,206 Okay, we're being set up for sacrifice. 56 00:01:35,206 --> 00:01:37,260 - [Sam] Jacquis! - Which would be one hell 57 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:39,840 of a finale for Dropout to have for "Game Changer." 58 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,712 We all die, except one person. 59 00:01:41,712 --> 00:01:43,080 - BDG! - Hi! 60 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,152 There's a lot of people here. 61 00:01:44,152 --> 00:01:45,870 I thought we stopped at, like, three 62 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:47,790 or five for "Game Changer." 63 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:48,630 I don't like this many. 64 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,623 - [Sam] Jess! - Is this gonna take forever? 65 00:01:51,623 --> 00:01:52,456 - [Sam] Ify! 66 00:01:52,456 --> 00:01:53,606 (contestants cheering) - What's up? 67 00:01:53,606 --> 00:01:55,383 Okay, this is weird. 68 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,850 - [Sam] Raph! - Hello. 69 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,110 - What's going on? 70 00:01:58,110 --> 00:02:00,134 - Hannah! (contestants cheering) 71 00:02:00,134 --> 00:02:02,387 - Everyone's wearing the same outfit. 72 00:02:02,387 --> 00:02:04,650 - Oscar! (contestants cheering) 73 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:07,238 - And I also noticed three chairs 74 00:02:07,238 --> 00:02:09,017 on this dais in front of us. 75 00:02:09,017 --> 00:02:12,361 And I was like, "Oh, I think we're gonna be judged." 76 00:02:12,361 --> 00:02:14,100 - Welcome, Erika! (contestants cheering) 77 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,090 - You can't break us! 78 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:17,790 We're all united! - And we're selling jumpsuits! 79 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:20,539 - [Jacquis] The tallest man in the world, Grant O'Brien! 80 00:02:20,539 --> 00:02:22,410 (contestants cheering) 81 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,120 - Jake! (contestants cheering) 82 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,126 - What's everybody doing here? 83 00:02:25,126 --> 00:02:26,172 (contestants laugh) 84 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:27,990 - [Jacquis] The director of "Heart Eyes"! 85 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:29,648 - Come on! 86 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,607 (dramatic music thumps) 87 00:02:32,607 --> 00:02:33,960 - What's the game, Sam? 88 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,850 - I'm glad you asked, Grant. 89 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:36,734 - Oh no. 90 00:02:36,734 --> 00:02:40,852 - Get ready for a game changer! (playful upbeat music) 91 00:02:40,852 --> 00:02:43,890 Tonight's judges... 92 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:45,556 - [Jacquis] Wow. - Who is this? 93 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:46,701 - What? 94 00:02:46,701 --> 00:02:49,001 - What in the heck? - Oh! 95 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:52,528 - If these elbows could kill, 96 00:02:52,528 --> 00:02:54,161 Gianmarco Soresi! 97 00:02:54,161 --> 00:02:56,730 (contestants cheering) 98 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,490 Boom goes the "Lady Dynamite," 99 00:02:59,490 --> 00:03:01,132 Maria Bamford! 100 00:03:01,132 --> 00:03:03,847 (contestants cheering) 101 00:03:03,847 --> 00:03:07,290 And to Marvels, Broadways, and our hearts, 102 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:08,706 Kumail Nanjiani! 103 00:03:08,706 --> 00:03:11,956 (contestants cheering) 104 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:15,967 Scotty P and the Game Changer Band. 105 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:19,217 (contestants cheering) 106 00:03:20,745 --> 00:03:23,628 And your host, me! 107 00:03:23,628 --> 00:03:26,643 I've been here the whole time! 108 00:03:26,643 --> 00:03:28,860 This is "Game Changer," 109 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:31,742 the only game show where the game changes every show. 110 00:03:31,742 --> 00:03:34,140 I am your host, Sam Reich. 111 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:38,190 I am joined today by these 23 112 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,560 lovely contestants! 113 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,650 Now, you all understand how the game works? 114 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,210 - No, Sam, we don't. - No! 115 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:47,850 - That's right, our players have no idea 116 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,457 what game it is they're about to play. 117 00:03:49,457 --> 00:03:52,285 The only way to learn is by playing, 118 00:03:52,285 --> 00:03:53,586 the only way to win is by learning, 119 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,740 and the only way to begin is by beginning. 120 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:58,785 So, without further ado, let's begin: 121 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:01,329 Last Talent Standing! 122 00:04:01,329 --> 00:04:03,437 - Oh my god! - Oh! 123 00:04:03,437 --> 00:04:05,280 - The rules are simple. 124 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,510 When I call your name, 125 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:08,940 you will have one minute to come center stage 126 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,872 and show off a talent. - Oh my god! 127 00:04:11,872 --> 00:04:13,530 - It can be something simple, 128 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:15,390 it can be something novel, 129 00:04:15,390 --> 00:04:18,660 so long as it entertains our judges. 130 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:23,610 Truly, a talent is anything you convince us is a talent. 131 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:24,990 Survive the first round 132 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:27,600 and you must show off a second talent. 133 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,840 Survive the second and you must show off a third. 134 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:35,567 You cannot repeat a talent you've already shown. 135 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,790 You can repeat a talent another player's shown. 136 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:40,573 - Ooh, hell yeah. - Okay. 137 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:43,500 - The last surviving player wins 138 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,470 everything in the piggy bank 139 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,270 on a Chili's gift card. 140 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:50,561 - Oh! - Oh! 141 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:52,990 - I should say Chili's is not sponsoring this. 142 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:53,991 I just thought it'd be funny. 143 00:04:53,991 --> 00:04:55,500 (contestants laughing) 144 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,150 - Get on it, Chili's. Sponsor us. 145 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,190 - Come on, Chili's. - They have great wings. 146 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:01,080 - This feels more and more branded by the moment. 147 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,378 Maybe they'll get on board late. 148 00:05:02,378 --> 00:05:04,363 (upbeat "Chili's" music) 149 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:06,277 (contestants cheering) 150 00:05:06,277 --> 00:05:07,919 ♪ I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ♪ 151 00:05:07,919 --> 00:05:09,419 - Okay. All right. ♪ I want my baby back ♪ 152 00:05:09,419 --> 00:05:11,235 - Okay. ♪ Baby back, baby back ♪ 153 00:05:11,235 --> 00:05:13,222 ♪ Chili's ♪ - Oh. 154 00:05:13,222 --> 00:05:15,810 ♪ Baby back ribs ♪ 155 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:16,950 - And, Sam, just for safety, 156 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,363 you wanna do it with Applebee's now? 157 00:05:18,363 --> 00:05:19,707 (Sam & crew laughing) 158 00:05:19,707 --> 00:05:21,570 - I don't know, I guess, based on that performance, 159 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,922 none of the talent will be singing tonight. 160 00:05:23,922 --> 00:05:25,255 - [contestants] Oh! 161 00:05:25,255 --> 00:05:26,774 - Mean judge! Mean judge! 162 00:05:26,774 --> 00:05:28,290 - Yeah, mean judge! - I put Gianmarco 163 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:30,630 in the Simon Cowell seat for a reason. 164 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,820 I will now draw from the tumbler 165 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:33,978 to see who goes first. 166 00:05:33,978 --> 00:05:34,982 - Oh my god. - No! 167 00:05:34,982 --> 00:05:36,013 - Oh no! - No! No! 168 00:05:36,013 --> 00:05:38,519 - This is an exciting opportunity, guys. 169 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:39,396 This is great. 170 00:05:39,396 --> 00:05:40,930 - [contestants] Grant, Grant, Grant! 171 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:45,880 (contestants chanting Grant's name) 172 00:05:49,405 --> 00:05:53,040 - Kimia. (contestants cheering) 173 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,130 - I went first and there was sort of no example 174 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:57,840 of even what we were doing, 175 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,180 so I thought, "This may be good, I'll just get out first." 176 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:02,857 - We love you, Kimia! 177 00:06:02,857 --> 00:06:05,040 - "Once upon a midnight dreary, 178 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,320 as I pondered weak and weary 179 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:11,190 over a many faint and curious volume of forgotten lore. 180 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,870 While I nodded nearly napping, 181 00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:14,280 suddenly I heard a rapping 182 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:18,728 as of someone gently tapping, tapping at my chamber door. 183 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:22,800 (Maria tapping) 'Tis some visitor, I muttered, 184 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,720 tapping at my chamber door. 185 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,566 Only this and nothing more." 186 00:06:27,566 --> 00:06:28,410 (Maria tapping even more) 187 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:30,150 Maria's sound effects were not helpful at all. 188 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:31,620 They actually were very distracting. 189 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,337 I do not like sound effects. 190 00:06:33,337 --> 00:06:37,470 "Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, 191 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:39,480 and each separate dying ember 192 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,970 brought its ghost upon the floor." 193 00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:43,629 - And time, Kimia. - [Kimia] Cool! 194 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,900 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 195 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,034 - Did you write that? 196 00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:48,776 (everyone laughing) 197 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,400 - What was that talent called? 198 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,500 - I kinda learned this six years ago, 199 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,960 so to get two stanzas mostly right 200 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,077 is kinda fucking cool. 201 00:06:56,077 --> 00:06:57,870 - She's convinced me. - Yes. 202 00:06:57,870 --> 00:06:58,775 - You're in! 203 00:06:58,775 --> 00:06:59,974 (contestants cheering) 204 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:03,299 - Yeah, yeah, nice work. 205 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:04,249 - Next up. 206 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,663 - [contestants] Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, 207 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:08,900 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, 208 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:09,997 Grant, Grant, Grant! 209 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,032 - Raph. (contestants screaming excitedly) 210 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,781 - Oh! 211 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,764 Goddammit! 212 00:07:15,764 --> 00:07:17,520 I had no strategy. 213 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:22,080 Just trying to grasp at straws for some sort of idea. 214 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,790 - Do the rest of "The Raven"! 215 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:25,920 (everyone laughing) 216 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,503 - I'm going to do a magic trick. 217 00:07:28,503 --> 00:07:30,690 - Oh. - Okay. 218 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:34,008 - I wanna let you know before, I do genuinely hate magic. 219 00:07:34,008 --> 00:07:35,490 (contestants laughing) 220 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:37,176 - This isn't the kind that people hate. 221 00:07:37,176 --> 00:07:38,310 - Oh. - Oh. 222 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:39,930 - Bold statement, Raph. 223 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:42,603 - I need a volunteer. 224 00:07:42,603 --> 00:07:44,940 - Oh god! - No! No! 225 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:46,740 That would be against the rules 226 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:49,291 that are in my head of what this game is probably about. 227 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:52,209 (X buzzes) Oh, oh! No, no! 228 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:53,580 No! 229 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,750 - You have a minute! Hurry! - Keep going. 230 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:55,950 - Oh, where's Brian? 231 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,300 - I'm over here on the right. 232 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,520 Okay. Hello, hi. - Okay. 233 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,340 Actually, you can participate. - Okay. 234 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,953 - Pick something out. Just anything. 235 00:08:03,953 --> 00:08:06,780 - This feels a lot like a magic show to me. 236 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:08,935 - A bunny ear hair band. 237 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:11,550 - Okay, so I have a suggestion. 238 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:14,801 I am going to float it into Brian's mind. 239 00:08:14,801 --> 00:08:16,189 Soresi. 240 00:08:16,189 --> 00:08:17,850 - Gianmarco. - Can I give him a second X? 241 00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,770 - Why don't you even remember his name? 242 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:22,080 - Gianmarco has given me an item. 243 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:22,913 - [Gianmarco] Yes. 244 00:08:22,913 --> 00:08:24,180 - Fuck, I already forgot it. 245 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:25,199 Is it- (buzzer buzzes) 246 00:08:25,199 --> 00:08:27,150 Oh no! 247 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:28,883 - I'm so sorry. 248 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,567 I couldn't wait any longer. 249 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:33,810 - The talent I showcased did not get the job done. 250 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:37,260 - I just wonder if he has ever seen magic before. 251 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:39,420 - Important question now. - Yeah. 252 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:40,978 - Describe to me 253 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,510 how you would like to die. 254 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:43,773 - Die? - How you'd like to what? 255 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,002 - Die. - Oh, that's fun. 256 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,393 - I mean, swiftly. (gunshot pops) 257 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,636 - Oh my god! (contestants screaming) 258 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:49,653 - Whoa! 259 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,556 - Please follow 260 00:08:51,556 --> 00:08:53,214 Grim Reaperino offstage. 261 00:08:53,214 --> 00:08:55,290 - I knew I was gonna die! - Just like a horror movie, 262 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:57,360 the Black man, the first man to die, man! 263 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,310 - Is that Paul? - You're the first man to die! 264 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,620 - This is Paul Robalino! 265 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,930 It's Paul Robalino! 266 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,250 - Next up. 267 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,991 - [contestants] Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, 268 00:09:06,991 --> 00:09:10,265 Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant, Grant! 269 00:09:10,265 --> 00:09:12,403 - Oscar. - No! 270 00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:14,659 I'm only skilled at one thing, and one thing only, 271 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:15,830 and that is dance. 272 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,202 - Your time starts now. 273 00:09:17,202 --> 00:09:20,716 - Okay, if you could please play some sort of '90s hip hop. 274 00:09:20,716 --> 00:09:22,232 - Yes, yes, yes! 275 00:09:22,232 --> 00:09:24,330 - My talent is I choreographed a hip-hop routine 276 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,030 when I was 12, and I'm gonna try to recreate it. 277 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:29,164 - Okay. - Six, seven, eight. 278 00:09:29,164 --> 00:09:34,164 (upbeat music) (contestants cheering) 279 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,864 (upbeat music continues) (contestants cheering) 280 00:09:41,864 --> 00:09:44,350 (check marks chiming) 281 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,350 - Oscar, you're through! 282 00:09:47,516 --> 00:09:48,600 - Nice! 283 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,194 - After that, I literally was like, 284 00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:51,900 "I don't know what else to do." 285 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,655 I have no other skill sets at all. 286 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:56,790 So, yeah, I was shitting bricks. 287 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,502 - Brian David Gilbert. 288 00:09:58,502 --> 00:10:00,660 (contestants clapping) 289 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,791 - I got this in the bag. 290 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:03,589 (gentle dramatic music) 291 00:10:03,589 --> 00:10:05,209 (Brian clears throat) - Whoa. 292 00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:08,931 (gentle dramatic music) 293 00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:10,127 - Oh my. - Oh. 294 00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:13,590 (gentle dramatic music) 295 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:15,940 - I haven't tried this since elementary school. 296 00:10:17,136 --> 00:10:18,960 - Oh my god. - Oh. 297 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,000 - [Gianmarco] Why does it require this much skin? 298 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,140 - Ugh. 299 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:23,386 - 30 seconds, Brian. 300 00:10:23,386 --> 00:10:25,140 (gentle dramatic music) 301 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,566 - Cut the music! 302 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,550 No! 303 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:31,146 No, it's not working anymore! 304 00:10:31,146 --> 00:10:32,607 I'm too hairy now! 305 00:10:32,607 --> 00:10:33,895 (legs squeaking faintly) 306 00:10:33,895 --> 00:10:37,274 (contestants laughing) 307 00:10:37,274 --> 00:10:38,527 (Brian's legs imitating farting sound) 308 00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:40,345 (contestants cheering) 309 00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:42,510 - Yes! - That's two! 310 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,830 You're through, Brian! 311 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:46,200 - Can I just ask? This is the first round... 312 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,886 - That's the thing you're best at? 313 00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:49,263 - [Brian] Yes. 314 00:10:49,263 --> 00:10:50,634 - Okay. - Let's see you do it. 315 00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:53,130 - I'd like to see you try it, Kumail. 316 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:56,040 - Next up, Erika. (contestants cheering) 317 00:10:56,040 --> 00:11:00,297 - I have an unending lust for life and all things in it, 318 00:11:00,297 --> 00:11:05,100 and so I have collected a lot of different skills. 319 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,859 May I borrow your violin, is it? 320 00:11:06,859 --> 00:11:07,692 - Yeah. - Okay. 321 00:11:07,692 --> 00:11:08,532 - Oh my gosh. 322 00:11:08,532 --> 00:11:09,365 - Oh shit. 323 00:11:09,365 --> 00:11:11,506 - Oh, wow. 324 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:12,988 - Come on. Come on. - Erika, 325 00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:15,662 your minute starts now. 326 00:11:15,662 --> 00:11:16,495 - Okay. 327 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:23,003 (gentle violin music) 328 00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,798 (check marks chiming) - And you're through! 329 00:11:25,798 --> 00:11:27,692 - [Maria] Yeah. (contestants clapping) 330 00:11:27,692 --> 00:11:29,673 - I think part of it is that you followed that guy 331 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:31,890 making sounds with the insides of his knees. 332 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,372 (contestants laughing) 333 00:11:33,372 --> 00:11:34,579 - Jess! - Jess. 334 00:11:34,579 --> 00:11:35,850 (contestants cheering) 335 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,380 - There is a meta game of like, 336 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:38,910 if I'm gonna be in this for five rounds, 337 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,920 I should save, like, making up a song 338 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,210 or singing towards the end. 339 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,466 So I did a rap I wrote when I was 15. 340 00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:46,449 ♪ My eyes are glazed, mouth open, I'm sure ♪ 341 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:48,086 ♪ And I'm wondering will they ever find a cure ♪ 342 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,222 ♪ I'm staring straight ahead one step away from dead ♪ 343 00:11:50,222 --> 00:11:51,395 ♪ What brought on these symptoms ♪ 344 00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:52,720 ♪ Do you know where they're coming from ♪ 345 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,899 ♪ Are they staying or swaying ♪ 346 00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,157 ♪ Anticipating what I'm gonna do next ♪ 347 00:11:55,157 --> 00:11:56,354 ♪ Get relief from this text ♪ 348 00:11:56,354 --> 00:11:58,115 ♪ Boom, my head's gonna hit the desk ♪ 349 00:11:58,115 --> 00:11:59,281 ♪ Searching for a little rest ♪ 350 00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:00,477 ♪ I'll keep my eyes open, at best ♪ 351 00:12:00,477 --> 00:12:02,392 ♪ Feet tapping, fingers snapping ♪ 352 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,252 ♪ Anything so I don't have to feel the bore, look around ♪ 353 00:12:04,252 --> 00:12:06,059 ♪ Kids bored galore, you want more ♪ 354 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,465 ♪ I would, but I can't 'cause I'm bored ♪ 355 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:10,093 - You're through! (contestants clapping) 356 00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,282 - [Maria] Nice! 357 00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:12,690 - Unanimous! - We're tight. 358 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,581 - I would listen to that over Edgar Allan Poe any day. 359 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,849 - Oh, I'm already through, man! 360 00:12:17,849 --> 00:12:19,260 - No, no, not your performance. 361 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,390 I meant the writing itself. 362 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:24,570 - Jordan. (contestants cheering) 363 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,970 - I don't believe in strategy and I hate games. 364 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:30,090 So, for me, I was kind of just there to do my best 365 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:33,750 and maybe give Maria Bamford my email address after this. 366 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,210 I did tumbling when I was a child, 367 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,280 which is like gymnastics, but all on the floor. 368 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,930 So I'm gonna do something I used to do 369 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,480 that I haven't done since then with no stretching. 370 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,174 - Is this dangerous? - Yes. 371 00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:45,953 - Do it. (Sam laughs) 372 00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:47,550 Do it. 373 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,223 Wow. (contestants clapping) 374 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:51,925 - Oh, oh, oh! (everyone cheering) 375 00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:55,583 (check marks chiming) - You're through! 376 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,155 - Whoa! 377 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,250 - Have you really not done that since you were a child? 378 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:03,210 - I probably haven't done that in 15 years. 379 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,500 - She's through the next round, too! 380 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,777 - [Maria] Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea. 381 00:13:06,777 --> 00:13:08,610 - Ow, my crotch hurts. 382 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,867 - Zach. 383 00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,468 - Zach! - Go, Zach! 384 00:13:11,468 --> 00:13:12,458 - I sorta spent my whole life 385 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,100 doing one very specific thing, 386 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,630 and that's gonna work once. 387 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:16,463 So the rest of the time 388 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,540 I'm gonna be just sort of flying blind, baby. 389 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,710 Can I borrow you for a second? 390 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,270 - Absolutely. - Great. 391 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,890 Will you stand here? - Yeah. 392 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,053 - And face this way? - Yeah. 393 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,623 - And put your head down. 394 00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:27,459 Okay. 395 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:29,225 - Oh my god. - What is that? 396 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,570 - Should I be sturdy? 397 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:31,620 - Yeah. - Okay. 398 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,972 - Sturdy up, Jake. - Come over here. 399 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:36,745 - [Contestant] Have him have his leg wide. Come on. 400 00:13:36,745 --> 00:13:39,289 (contestants cheering) 401 00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:41,224 (check marks chiming) 402 00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:43,380 - Wow! - Great job. Great job. 403 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:46,297 - Damn! - Zach, that was amazing! 404 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,230 - Way to sturdy up. 405 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,620 - Has everyone qualified for the SAG Insurance this year 406 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,060 before we go forward? 407 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,650 - Yes. - Kurt. 408 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:54,171 - All right. (contestants clapping) 409 00:13:54,171 --> 00:13:55,293 Hi. Hi. 410 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,390 I'll tell you this, I was not really paying attention 411 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:58,680 when Sam explained the game. 412 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,190 I think it takes skill to have courage, 413 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,020 and I go to a therapist every week, 414 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,360 and I talk to my therapist about my problems. 415 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,520 So I'm gonna share with you like I would with my therapist. 416 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,400 - Oh, no. (contestants laughing) 417 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,793 - I like to smoke weed. - Okay. 418 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:13,650 - I like to smoke weed 419 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,350 for the same reasons I like escape rooms, 420 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:19,560 because every room's an escape room if you get high enough. 421 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,940 - You do stand-up for your therapist? 422 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,160 - Mm-hmm. 423 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,130 - Damn. 424 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,050 - One time I got so high on an airplane, 425 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,240 I thought the only oxygen in the plane 426 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,903 was coming from the little AC unit. 427 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:31,200 - Oh, yeah. - And I stared up at it 428 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,978 for like 20 minutes and went (takes short breaths) 429 00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:35,610 until I gave myself a panic attack. 430 00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:36,443 - You know what? - That's your time. 431 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,150 - This requires so much more courage than anybody else. 432 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,440 - Thank you so much, Kumail. 433 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,499 Thank you so much. - You made it through! 434 00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:44,521 - That was hardcore courage. 435 00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:47,522 (contestants clapping) 436 00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:50,640 - Sephie. (contestants cheering) 437 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,260 - I only have a few talents 438 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,840 and only some of them can be shown behind a paywall. 439 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,765 (as Jennifer Coolidge) This would be my talent, 440 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,606 doing Jennifer Coolidge. 441 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,120 - Ah. - Ah. 442 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,310 - I love the color of your jumpsuit. 443 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,870 Reminds me of eggplant, 444 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,677 which makes me want a hot dog real bad. 445 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:08,681 (Kumail and Maria laughing) 446 00:15:08,681 --> 00:15:09,990 - What do you actually sound like? 447 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,010 - I actually sound like this, 448 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,055 which is so much worse, to be honest. 449 00:15:13,055 --> 00:15:14,653 (Maria laughing) (check marks chiming) 450 00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:17,387 - Wow! (contestants cheering) 451 00:15:17,387 --> 00:15:18,220 Ify. 452 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,430 (contestants cheering) - What's up? 453 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,630 I'm doing this weird thing 454 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,210 where I'm basing them off of D&D ability, 455 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,070 so this is gonna be my strength check. 456 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,553 Demi, can I use you real quick? 457 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,220 - A strength check with me? 458 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,750 - So I'm gonna kinda do the opposite 459 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,130 of what Zach did, okay? 460 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,450 So you ready? - Uh-oh. 461 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,388 - Yeah, do we have consent? - Let me turn around. 462 00:15:34,388 --> 00:15:35,289 - Okay, yeah, yes. 463 00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:37,530 Do I have your consent to toss you in the air like a baby? 464 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,670 - Toss me? - Yeah. 465 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:41,576 - Yeah, great. - Watch the feet! 466 00:15:41,576 --> 00:15:42,659 - Woo! - Whoa! 467 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:45,373 (contestants cheering) 468 00:15:45,373 --> 00:15:46,857 - It's like when you make a basketball shot 469 00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:49,350 and you have to pretend like it's not impressive at all. 470 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,630 So getting thrown in the air is like, "Jesus Christ," 471 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,463 but I had to just be like, 472 00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:54,001 "Yeah, of course, he does it all the time." 473 00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:56,340 (X buzzes) 474 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,350 - The only reason I said no 475 00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,190 is 'cause that looked very dangerous 476 00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,990 and I'm worried for both of you. 477 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,430 I don't wanna encourage this behavior. 478 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,710 - I do, and I check it. 479 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:05,880 - All right, that's two! 480 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,200 We're gonna do it even better! - I feel like, 481 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,300 I didn't know exactly what it was supposed to be. 482 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,192 - You can't say he's through and not even know what it was. 483 00:16:12,192 --> 00:16:13,165 (Maria laughs) 484 00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:14,700 You voted yes. 485 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,324 - Appropriately, Demi. 486 00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:18,960 (contestants cheering) 487 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,300 - Ify, get back out here. - Yes. 488 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,520 - Toss Ify. - Ify, could you please tell 489 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,773 everybody how much you weigh? 490 00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:28,020 - I weigh 275 pounds right now. 491 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,630 - Now, I, Demi Adejuyigbe, weigh 150. 492 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:33,510 It would be pretty insane if I were to lift Ify right now, 493 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,935 wouldn't it? - Yeah! 494 00:16:34,935 --> 00:16:36,240 - Yes! - Well, 495 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,470 do I have your consent to lift you? 496 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,303 - Yes, you do. 497 00:16:38,303 --> 00:16:41,670 - Whoa! Wow! (contestants cheering) 498 00:16:42,698 --> 00:16:43,987 - Wow! - Wow! 499 00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:46,987 Woo! Wow, okay right? - Wow. 500 00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:49,370 - [Maria] Nice! 501 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:52,560 - Kumail standing by his principles. 502 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,720 - I say no. - Just checking in here. 503 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,400 Ify, Demi, you both okay? 504 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,462 - Yeah, Demi, are you okay? - Katie. 505 00:16:58,462 --> 00:16:59,730 (contestants cheering) 506 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,230 - I really, truly had no idea 507 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,820 what I was gonna do when I got out there. 508 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,610 My talent is financial domination. 509 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,320 I'm gonna findom someone. 510 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,139 Do I have any volunteers? 511 00:17:09,139 --> 00:17:12,000 (Sam laughing) 512 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,100 Financial domination popped into my head. 513 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,270 I thought I'd be good at it. 514 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:16,140 I've never done it before. 515 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,331 Take out your fucking wallet! 516 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:18,690 (Sam laughs) 517 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:19,950 Take out your fucking wallet! 518 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,470 - My financial wallet that's on my phone? 519 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,383 - Yeah, take it out! - Okay. 520 00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:24,368 - Go get it! 521 00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:25,739 - Well, let me get it! 522 00:17:25,739 --> 00:17:26,816 - Hey, it's right here. 523 00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:28,163 - Open it! - Okay. 524 00:17:28,163 --> 00:17:29,880 - Open it right now! 525 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,563 - I have it right here! - Go to your bank! 526 00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:33,810 - Hold on! - Come on, you capitalist pig! 527 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:35,699 - No, listen- - Do it! Go! 528 00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:37,652 - I tried to establish my business as a B Corp- 529 00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:39,863 - Faster! Faster! - But I couldn't! 530 00:17:39,863 --> 00:17:42,560 - Send me $200 right fucking now! 531 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,280 - $7,200? - Right fucking now! 532 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,310 Get your wallet out. Get your fucking wallet out! 533 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,030 - I didn't bring my wallet. - Get your fucking wallet out! 534 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,275 - I wasn't part of that. - Oh, sorry. 535 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,258 (contestants laughing) 536 00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:52,044 - [Maria] Or Zelle? - Zelle. 537 00:17:52,044 --> 00:17:53,184 - Zelle? - Katie Marovitch! 538 00:17:53,184 --> 00:17:55,397 - [Sam] Five, four. - Send the money, Maria! 539 00:17:55,397 --> 00:17:56,230 - Three, two. 540 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,080 - Oh no. - I will send you the money. 541 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:57,963 - It's okay. - I will send you the money. 542 00:17:57,963 --> 00:17:58,860 - [Sam] One. 543 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,408 (gentle music) 544 00:18:01,408 --> 00:18:04,127 That's one X from Gianmarco. 545 00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,610 - I have a question. 546 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,320 Maria, did you send the money? 547 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,454 - She's gonna send it later. - It won't let- 548 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:10,545 - She's gonna send it later. 549 00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:12,073 - [contestants] Oh! 550 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:13,110 - I was voted out. 551 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,790 I'm a new mother. 552 00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:18,180 It seems like you would want to help single moms. 553 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,080 I'm not a single mom. 554 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,910 - Katie, in what way would you like to die? 555 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:21,743 - I'd like to be... 556 00:18:21,743 --> 00:18:22,830 My means of death, 557 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:25,770 so they probably cut it from the episode, it was too dark. 558 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:26,777 - Okay. - Oh. 559 00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:27,610 - Jesus. 560 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:28,560 - And so Sam said... 561 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,820 - Let's imagine for a moment 562 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,150 that we wanted something a little less graphic than that. 563 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:32,983 - So I said... 564 00:18:32,983 --> 00:18:33,977 Tickled to death. 565 00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:37,307 (Sam laughs) Is that what you want? 566 00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,400 - Katie? - Yeah? 567 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,800 - Would you please follow the Grim Reaperino? 568 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,102 - I would love to. 569 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:42,944 Ah. 570 00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:46,194 (contestants clapping) 571 00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,650 - [Grant] Bye, Katie. 572 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,180 - It has to be Grant. - I mean... 573 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,978 - It's going to be you. - Watch. 574 00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:55,080 - Caldwell. - Okay, hey. 575 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,510 My strategy was to have a piece of paper 576 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,343 that I could draw on, 577 00:18:58,343 --> 00:18:59,790 'cause that's the only thing I'm fucking good at. 578 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,490 I would love to get maybe something a little jazzy for this. 579 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,325 This goes out to everyone in this great land. 580 00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:05,859 (bright jazz music) 581 00:19:05,859 --> 00:19:08,842 ♪ Fifty nifty ♪ 582 00:19:08,842 --> 00:19:11,164 ♪ United States ♪ 583 00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:16,164 ♪ From 13 original colonies ♪ 584 00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:18,172 (X's buzz) 585 00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:21,339 ♪ Alabama, Alaska, Arizona ♪ 586 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:23,943 ♪ Arkansas, California, Colorado ♪ 587 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:24,810 ♪ Connecticut ♪ 588 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,730 I decided I was gonna name every state 589 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,710 after I saw Jordan do a cartwheel. 590 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,570 I thought I could do a better cartwheel than her, 591 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,770 but then she did the splits. 592 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,240 That was where I had to call it. 593 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,073 - I loved it. 594 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,070 - I'm a showman, if nothing else. 595 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:35,991 - Caldwell? - Yes. 596 00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:38,153 - In what way would you like to die? 597 00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,740 - I would like to be run through by Aragorn 598 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:41,820 with a broad sword. - [Sam VO] For Frodo. 599 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:42,653 - Oh. 600 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:44,663 - [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah. 601 00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:46,770 - Would you please follow Grim Reaperino? 602 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:51,003 - Thank you, Caldwell. (contestants clapping) 603 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:58,170 - Josh. (contestants clapping) 604 00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,190 - I wanna barf. 605 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,650 Okay, this is three versions of Jack Nicholson. 606 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,390 Here's version one. - Oh. 607 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:06,360 - Hi. I'm Jack. 608 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,310 I wanna read a book under a tree. 609 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,750 All right, this is the second version. 610 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,283 This is Crack Nicholson. 611 00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:15,753 Hi, I just need a little taste. 612 00:20:15,753 --> 00:20:16,860 (Kumail laughs) 613 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,510 I just need a little taste. 614 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:22,203 And this is Jack "Mark Ruffalo" Nicholson. 615 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,580 Um, where does he get all those toys? 616 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,258 I'm Jack- - Wow! 617 00:20:28,258 --> 00:20:30,990 (contestants clapping) 618 00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:32,118 Wow, Josh! 619 00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:33,536 (contestants clapping) 620 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,136 Okay, unanimous. 621 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,518 Jiavani. 622 00:20:39,518 --> 00:20:42,768 (contestants cheering) 623 00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:45,630 - All right. 624 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:47,610 I think that fear of rejection 625 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:50,760 is something that we all experience. 626 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,340 It's very vulnerable to put yourself out there. 627 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,740 Gianmarco, I didn't know you were gonna be a judge today. 628 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,840 I have slid into your DMs, 629 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:02,340 and the response was tepid! 630 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:05,070 And so what I would like to do for my talent 631 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:08,160 is invite you to reject me in person, 632 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,156 because it's all right. 633 00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:12,435 (contestants laughing) 634 00:21:12,435 --> 00:21:14,246 (check marks chiming) 635 00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:16,110 (contestants clapping) 636 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,241 - No, I wanna see it, so I'm gonna wait. 637 00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:19,440 - Yeah. - I do wanna see it. 638 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,840 - So what did you say to me? Do you remember? 639 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,960 - I said, "Your 'Game Changer' was so funny. 640 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,660 I was sitting here smiling so big on my phone as I watched. 641 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,500 Fantastic." 642 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,820 And he said, "Heart." 643 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,810 - Just do it. - Thank you. 644 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:33,180 I thank you for watching the videos. 645 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,000 - A month later, "Damn, so cute. 646 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,997 Fire emoji. (stammers) Heart." 647 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,840 - Can we X him? - Wait, hold up. 648 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,860 Thank you for that. 649 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:45,300 This is my assistant 650 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,193 and Gianmarco doesn't check these messages. 651 00:21:47,193 --> 00:21:50,612 - Oh shit! (everyone laughing) 652 00:21:50,612 --> 00:21:51,948 Are you serious? 653 00:21:51,948 --> 00:21:53,179 - Go for it, I got two checks. 654 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,450 You can give me the X if you want. 655 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:55,283 - Yeah, and this isn't my assistant. 656 00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:56,718 This is me. - Thank you. Thank you. 657 00:21:56,718 --> 00:21:58,500 Thank you, I hear that. Thank you. 658 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:02,070 - Jiavani coming out strong, just calling out Gianmarco, 659 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,660 that's a powerful talent. 660 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,740 I've been sliding into Maria Bamford's DMs, 661 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:08,070 and I was not gonna admit that. 662 00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:09,897 - Next up. - It's gotta be Grant. 663 00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:11,010 - It's gotta be Grant. 664 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:11,843 - Anna. 665 00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:13,920 (contestants cheering) 666 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,420 - I have nothing but fear. 667 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,770 My bones shake. 668 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,760 My pussy drops. 669 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,050 I'm getting out immediately. 670 00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:20,730 I'm going to scream like I'm being murdered 671 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,563 in a horror film. 672 00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:22,740 - By what? - You can pick. 673 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,360 - Oh, the Leprechaun. 674 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,580 - So it's sort of the... 675 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,780 (spine-tingling music) 676 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,460 Oh my god! Oh my god! 677 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:33,415 (Anna screaming intensely) 678 00:22:33,415 --> 00:22:34,248 (check marks chiming) - Really good job. 679 00:22:34,248 --> 00:22:35,370 - Really good. 680 00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,260 (contestants clapping) 681 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:38,280 - Really good. 682 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,810 Sorry. Really good. 683 00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:40,643 Blumhouse, call me. 684 00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:41,850 - Damn. 685 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,770 - I saw the Leprechaun. 686 00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:44,603 - Jacob. 687 00:22:44,603 --> 00:22:47,171 (contestants cheering) 688 00:22:47,171 --> 00:22:48,573 - I'm just trying to feel calm. 689 00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:50,070 I'm trying to feel generally anesthetized. 690 00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,510 Keeping my BPM low. 691 00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:53,520 Hi, how's it going? My name's Jacob. 692 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,840 I went to Julliard for seven years, 693 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,860 and I'm gonna do a talent 694 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:58,410 that is reminiscing with an old friend. 695 00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,730 Hey, do you remember in 2018 696 00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:01,601 when we did that movie in Eureka, California? 697 00:23:01,601 --> 00:23:03,360 - Yes, I do remember. - Wasn't that a wild time? 698 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,040 - It was a wild time. I was so scared. 699 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,873 I didn't know anybody. 700 00:23:05,873 --> 00:23:08,010 - What was your, like, most vivid memory about Eureka? 701 00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,630 - I think we did karaoke at night. 702 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,520 - Yeah, we would go to, like, that weird lounge. 703 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,470 - Yeah, and the hotel we were staying in 704 00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:15,720 was also the place where it was being shot. 705 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,553 It was scary. - It was a little spooky. 706 00:23:16,553 --> 00:23:18,037 - What the fuck is going on? 707 00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:18,900 (everyone laughing) 708 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,170 - I could do it with you. You remember NerdMelt on Sunset? 709 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,810 - Yeah. - Remember how weird 710 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:22,643 that green room was? 711 00:23:22,643 --> 00:23:24,180 Kind of a smelly couch? - Yes. 712 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:26,284 - Yeah. That was my home. 713 00:23:26,284 --> 00:23:27,780 (X buzzes) (contestants laughing) 714 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:29,010 - That's fine. Okay, okay, okay. 715 00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:31,530 - Remember the hamster dance website? 716 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:32,731 - The hamster dance. - Oh, yeah. 717 00:23:32,731 --> 00:23:33,656 - Remember that? That was fun. 718 00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:34,607 - Okay, remind me. 719 00:23:34,607 --> 00:23:37,681 ♪ It's a di-da-di-de-do-do ♪ 720 00:23:37,681 --> 00:23:38,906 ♪ Di-ba-di-de-do ♪ 721 00:23:38,906 --> 00:23:40,969 - Okay, it's nice to go to memory line. 722 00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:42,052 - Wow! - Okay. 723 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:45,979 - It's good to remember, man. - Jacquis. 724 00:23:45,979 --> 00:23:48,315 - Okay. (contestants cheering) 725 00:23:48,315 --> 00:23:50,250 Ify, can I use you? 726 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,270 I need this, too. 727 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:54,030 Okay, my talent is hubris. 728 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:55,710 How much do you bench, Ify? 729 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:57,450 - About 335. - Okay. 730 00:23:57,450 --> 00:24:00,150 I bench 115 pounds. 731 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:01,770 How long do you think I can last 732 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:03,480 in an arm wrestling match against Ify? 733 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,130 - I think if you can make it 10 seconds, 734 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:06,046 and I get to count it. 735 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:07,388 - All right, you ready? 736 00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:08,771 - All right, I'll count it. - All right. 737 00:24:08,771 --> 00:24:09,780 Ready? - Yeah. 738 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,610 - All right. Ready? - Tell us the countdown. 739 00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:14,393 - Ready? - Three, two, one. 740 00:24:14,393 --> 00:24:15,226 Go. 741 00:24:15,226 --> 00:24:19,063 - One, two, three, 742 00:24:19,063 --> 00:24:22,098 four, five. 743 00:24:22,098 --> 00:24:24,978 Six, seven, 744 00:24:24,978 --> 00:24:27,730 eight, nine! 745 00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:28,863 - 10! - 10! 746 00:24:28,863 --> 00:24:31,582 You get a check from me. - [Sam] That's 15! 747 00:24:31,582 --> 00:24:32,963 That's 15 seconds! 748 00:24:32,963 --> 00:24:34,382 (check marks chiming) 749 00:24:34,382 --> 00:24:37,632 (contestants cheering) 750 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,390 - Honestly, I deserve to win from that. 751 00:24:42,390 --> 00:24:43,410 He's strong as fuck. 752 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:45,777 - I feel like I just witnessed a miracle. 753 00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:48,877 - Grant. 754 00:24:48,877 --> 00:24:49,710 - Grant. 755 00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:51,690 (contestants cheering) I knew it! I knew it! 756 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,000 I thought to myself, "You know, my only real talent 757 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,280 is playing myself on a fake game show," 758 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,830 so I had to think of something else 759 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,020 'cause I've been doing that already. 760 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,690 I'd like a check when I sing a note 761 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:05,610 that is low enough to impress you. 762 00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:06,443 - Okay. 763 00:25:07,327 --> 00:25:11,026 (descending pitch) ♪ Ya, ya, ya, ya ♪ 764 00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:14,190 ♪ Ya, ya ♪ 765 00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,290 ♪ Ya ♪ 766 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,262 - That's pretty low. - That's so low. 767 00:25:17,262 --> 00:25:19,836 ♪ Ah ♪ 768 00:25:19,836 --> 00:25:21,625 - He's going lower. 769 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,971 ♪ Ya ♪ 770 00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:26,876 (Sam laughs) - Closer. 771 00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:31,674 ♪ Ah ♪ (low-register piano music) 772 00:25:31,674 --> 00:25:34,613 ♪ Ah ♪ (lower-register piano music) 773 00:25:34,613 --> 00:25:36,317 - This is so upsetting up close. 774 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:38,615 - If you go lower than me, you get it. 775 00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,260 ♪ Ah ♪ 776 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:45,260 ♪ Ah ♪ (lower-register piano music) 777 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:47,187 (X buzzes) 778 00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:49,188 ♪ Ah ♪ 779 00:25:49,188 --> 00:25:51,063 - I'll give it to you. - Ah! 780 00:25:51,063 --> 00:25:55,581 (X buzzes) - [contestants] Oh! 781 00:25:55,581 --> 00:25:58,080 - Wow. - I impressed one of them, 782 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,130 and I think that's something. 783 00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:01,050 - How would you like to die? 784 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,640 - I would like you to open the door 785 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,050 to an airplane and throw me out- 786 00:26:04,050 --> 00:26:06,020 - [Sam VO] Bye, Grant! - Like a bale of hay. 787 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,260 - Is that how the show feels? 788 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:09,570 - I've been thrown out like a bale of hay already. 789 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:13,113 - Grant, would you please follow Grim Reaperino offstage? 790 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,297 - He looks good though, right? 791 00:26:14,297 --> 00:26:15,397 Doesn't he look good. - He looks incredible. 792 00:26:15,397 --> 00:26:16,474 - Bye, Grant. - Thank you all. 793 00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:17,467 Thank you all. 794 00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:21,259 You know, in my salad days when I was green, I had a G4. 795 00:26:21,259 --> 00:26:24,176 (Grant vocalizing) 796 00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:29,240 Pretty good. 797 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,348 - Ele. - Okay! 798 00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:34,230 I'm just shot through with adrenaline right now. 799 00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:36,060 I would love for you to name 800 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,377 three Shakespeare plays. 801 00:26:38,377 --> 00:26:39,367 - "Measure for Measure." - "Measure for Measure." 802 00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:42,090 "Winter's Tale." - "Richard II." 803 00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:43,530 - Deep cuts. - Why are you upset? 804 00:26:43,530 --> 00:26:44,700 You asked us to do them. 805 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,788 - I know, but normally people throw in a "Hamlet." 806 00:26:46,788 --> 00:26:48,602 - Okay, okay, "Hamlet." - Or a "Romeo and Juliet." 807 00:26:48,602 --> 00:26:49,435 - "Macbeth." - "Hamlet." 808 00:26:49,435 --> 00:26:50,820 - Oh, you don't wanna hear "Hamlet." 809 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,110 - Why don't you do whichever one 810 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:52,943 you would like to do, Ele? 811 00:26:52,943 --> 00:26:55,290 - No, it's more impressive if you name one. 812 00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:56,387 - We named so many. - "The Tempest." 813 00:26:56,387 --> 00:26:57,512 - No, no, no, not "The Tempest." 814 00:26:57,512 --> 00:26:58,345 Not "The Tempest." - Not "The Tempest"? 815 00:26:58,345 --> 00:26:59,347 "Macbeth," "Macbeth." 816 00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:01,740 - "If it were done when 'tis done, 817 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,990 it were done well. 818 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,930 If the assassination could trammel up the consequence 819 00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:10,830 and catch, with his surcease, success, 820 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:13,121 but that this blow 821 00:27:13,121 --> 00:27:17,130 might be the be-all and end-all here. 822 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:19,017 But here." 823 00:27:19,017 --> 00:27:20,198 (check marks chiming) Thank you. 824 00:27:20,198 --> 00:27:22,620 Oh my god, I really needed that. 825 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:24,749 - Was that from "Macbeth"? - Yeah. 826 00:27:24,749 --> 00:27:26,411 (everyone laughing) 827 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,849 (check marks chiming) (contestants cheering) 828 00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:31,037 - That's right. - Thanks. 829 00:27:31,037 --> 00:27:31,870 - Hannah. 830 00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:33,477 (contestants cheering) 831 00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:34,393 - I could've, you know, thought about like, 832 00:27:34,393 --> 00:27:35,970 what did I do in the middle school 833 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:36,840 and high school talent shows, 834 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,860 but it all went blank, 835 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:40,080 and all I could think about were commercial jingles 836 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,170 that my dad used to sing me from Holland. 837 00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:46,020 I'm gonna be singing three Dutch commercial jingles 838 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,790 from the 1970s. 839 00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:48,660 And I would like for you guys 840 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,373 to guess which one is not real. 841 00:27:50,373 --> 00:27:51,690 - Ooh. - Ooh. 842 00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:53,434 - For the first one, I am a cow. 843 00:27:53,434 --> 00:27:56,945 (Hannah singing upbeat jingle in Dutch language) 844 00:27:56,945 --> 00:27:58,749 ♪ Make me drink chocolade ♪ 845 00:27:58,749 --> 00:28:03,102 (Hannah singing upbeat jingle in Dutch language) 846 00:28:03,102 --> 00:28:04,530 (Hannah speaks in Dutch language) 847 00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,662 One. - One was just that. 848 00:28:06,662 --> 00:28:08,970 (contestants cheering) 849 00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:10,004 - Two. 850 00:28:10,004 --> 00:28:14,373 (Hannah singing upbeat jingle in Dutch language) 851 00:28:14,373 --> 00:28:19,373 (Hannah continues singing upbeat jingle in Dutch language) 852 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,156 Sing it with me. 853 00:28:21,156 --> 00:28:21,989 (Hannah sings in Dutch) (Maria singing indistinctly) 854 00:28:21,989 --> 00:28:23,201 ♪ Sandwich spread ♪ 855 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,936 - (speaks in Dutch language) Sandwich spread. 856 00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:25,800 Two. 857 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,302 - Two. (contestants clapping) 858 00:28:27,302 --> 00:28:28,350 - Sandwich spread. 859 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,345 - This one I'm spooky troll. 860 00:28:30,345 --> 00:28:35,178 (Hannah singing jingle in Dutch language) 861 00:28:37,314 --> 00:28:40,481 (Hannah continues singing jingle in Dutch language) 862 00:28:40,481 --> 00:28:41,393 (Hannah speaks in Dutch language) 863 00:28:41,393 --> 00:28:42,226 - Wow. - Three. 864 00:28:42,226 --> 00:28:43,407 - Wow. (Maria speaks in Dutch) 865 00:28:43,407 --> 00:28:45,510 - The third one is what my real guess would be, 866 00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:46,620 that it's fake. 867 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:49,470 - Okay, the third one's fake, but I gave you the world. 868 00:28:49,470 --> 00:28:50,430 - I give you a pass. 869 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:51,573 I agree. I agree. 870 00:28:52,451 --> 00:28:56,160 I agree with your sentiment. (contestants cheering) 871 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,347 - That was just satisfying to hear. 872 00:28:59,347 --> 00:29:01,485 - There's one left. - Let's go. 873 00:29:01,485 --> 00:29:04,527 - Kaylin. (contestants cheering) 874 00:29:04,527 --> 00:29:08,160 - I don't find myself particularly suited for a talent show. 875 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,100 I have some skills, but they take a lot of time. 876 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,690 Like, I can do gel nails. 877 00:29:12,690 --> 00:29:15,030 I can run three miles pretty fast. 878 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:19,320 I know a lot about safaris and safari animals. 879 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,270 You can ask me questions and I can answer them. 880 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:22,980 - Zebra, what do they do all day? 881 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:25,260 - They eat, and they run around, and they play a lot. 882 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:27,320 - That's what you know about zebras, that they play? 883 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,060 - They sleep seven hours a day. 884 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,841 - Is that true? - Yes. 885 00:29:31,841 --> 00:29:33,804 (contestants laughing) 886 00:29:33,804 --> 00:29:34,980 - How long do they live? 887 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,330 - 12 years. 888 00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:37,800 - Are they white with black stripes 889 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,633 or black with white stripes? 890 00:29:38,633 --> 00:29:39,780 - They're black with white stripes. 891 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,400 - That's fascinating. - So are any born 892 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,315 with the wrong color? 893 00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:44,250 - Absolutely there are albino zebras. 894 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,180 - There's albino zebras? 895 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,070 - And guess what? They look boring. 896 00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:48,510 - Boring? - Well, it's all white. 897 00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:50,880 - Okay, so when you said 12 years, 898 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,230 it seemed like you were lying, 899 00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:55,020 and I looked it up and you were. 900 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,103 - No. - Zebras live 20 to- 901 00:29:56,103 --> 00:29:58,030 - I'm sorry, Kumail, I have to fight you. 902 00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:00,330 - Okay. - 12 years on average. 903 00:30:00,330 --> 00:30:04,020 Sure, they can live up to longer, but 12 years on average. 904 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:07,710 I would like to challenge whatever AI machine 905 00:30:07,710 --> 00:30:09,737 thinks they know more about safaris! 906 00:30:09,737 --> 00:30:10,800 - Okay. - Can I tell you 907 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,910 about giraffes? 908 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,500 Let me tell you about giraffes. 909 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,750 - Do you just know about giraffes? 910 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,790 - The technology of their skin to their bones, 911 00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:20,400 how tight it is, has been used by NASA 912 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,040 to help with blood circulation in space. 913 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,996 - Say, "Have giraffes helped NASA?" 914 00:30:24,996 --> 00:30:28,257 - They have! They actually have helped NASA! 915 00:30:28,257 --> 00:30:29,262 Okay. - They have. 916 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:30,518 (contestants cheering) (check marks chiming) 917 00:30:30,518 --> 00:30:32,863 - Okay, thank you, thank you. - Yeah. 918 00:30:32,863 --> 00:30:33,840 - I do know stuff. 919 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,730 Kumail was so suspicious of me. 920 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:38,443 - That brings us to round two. 921 00:30:38,443 --> 00:30:41,276 (thrilling music) 922 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:45,313 - Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy. - Oh! 923 00:30:45,313 --> 00:30:47,340 That's cool - Oh, it's Henry! 924 00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:50,940 - We honor the sacrifice of the talent we have lost today. 925 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:55,323 Thanks to them, the prize is now dinner for four. 926 00:30:56,770 --> 00:30:59,036 Dinner for six. 927 00:30:59,036 --> 00:31:01,500 Dinner for eight. 928 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,284 Dinner for 10. 929 00:31:04,848 --> 00:31:07,920 - Could it be dinner for one very hungry boy? 930 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,200 - Players, you might be thinking to yourself 931 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,910 that you could use some accoutrement 932 00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:13,110 to show off your talents. 933 00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:16,110 And, as such, I would like to invite you to explore 934 00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:18,187 your boxes. - What? 935 00:31:18,187 --> 00:31:20,520 - Oh! 936 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,630 - Baby, it's "Game Changer." 937 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,950 You never know what to expect. 938 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,843 - The boxes had weird paper fronts. 939 00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:27,996 The best part of that was punching through the boxes. 940 00:31:27,996 --> 00:31:29,876 (uptempo music) 941 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:31,410 - Oh, shit, there's stuff in there! 942 00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:32,611 - Oh, there you go. 943 00:31:32,611 --> 00:31:35,250 - There were a lot of good props in those boxes. 944 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,320 And then, it was just a lot of scouring for props, 945 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,153 overall, just sort of like, 946 00:31:38,153 --> 00:31:39,330 "What have we got, what do we got?" 947 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:42,420 It was overwhelming to see all those things 948 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,040 just scattered everywhere. 949 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,873 My god. 950 00:31:44,873 --> 00:31:46,428 - Before we go on, players, 951 00:31:46,428 --> 00:31:49,842 let's welcome back our deceased players 952 00:31:49,842 --> 00:31:51,192 as judges. 953 00:31:51,192 --> 00:31:52,025 - Whoa! - Yeah! 954 00:31:53,335 --> 00:31:55,718 - [Contestant] Piggies! 955 00:31:55,718 --> 00:31:57,058 - Piggies! - Oh! 956 00:31:57,058 --> 00:31:58,725 - Piggies! - Piggies! 957 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,910 - From henceforth, 958 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:07,183 if our guest judges are not unanimous in their decision, 959 00:32:07,183 --> 00:32:10,080 I will toss to our extended pool of judges 960 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,640 for a second ruling. 961 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,230 - Exciting! 962 00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:16,050 - First in round two... 963 00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:16,883 Anna. 964 00:32:16,883 --> 00:32:17,716 - No! 965 00:32:17,716 --> 00:32:19,590 Talent two, that's just genetics. 966 00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:20,970 I'm pretty small and pretty flexible, 967 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:23,520 and I think I can fit in one of these boxes. 968 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,600 - Okay. - Do it. 969 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,840 - Full body in. - Okay, here she goes. 970 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,991 We are seeing it happen. 971 00:32:32,096 --> 00:32:35,366 - Wait. (contestants clapping) 972 00:32:35,366 --> 00:32:36,199 - What's up? What's up? 973 00:32:36,199 --> 00:32:37,032 Was that good enough? - Okay, 974 00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:40,981 do you mind if I at least see if I could do the same? 975 00:32:40,981 --> 00:32:43,019 Because, if I can, then it's not that hard. 976 00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:45,743 - Does he fit! Does he fit! - Piss off! 977 00:32:45,743 --> 00:32:46,590 - [Gianmarco] This one right here? Was that it? 978 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,423 - [Anna] Yeah, that's the one I was in. 979 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:48,256 - [Gianmarco] Okay. 980 00:32:48,256 --> 00:32:49,121 (playful music) 981 00:32:49,121 --> 00:32:50,198 - [Contestant] Don't let him out! 982 00:32:50,198 --> 00:32:53,281 Don't let him out, don't let him out! 983 00:32:54,911 --> 00:32:56,618 - All right, you get it, you get it. 984 00:32:56,618 --> 00:32:58,617 (contestants cheering) You get it. 985 00:32:58,617 --> 00:32:59,490 (check marks chiming) 986 00:32:59,490 --> 00:33:00,627 It's quite small. 987 00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:04,253 - Anna, you are through to the next round. 988 00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:06,263 Erika. 989 00:33:06,263 --> 00:33:09,180 - The thing that I have practiced the second longest, 990 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:11,884 after violin, is probably Japanese dance. 991 00:33:11,884 --> 00:33:14,301 (soft music) 992 00:33:17,643 --> 00:33:18,810 - Wow. - Okay. 993 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:20,959 - Cool. 994 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:22,282 Love it. 995 00:33:22,282 --> 00:33:24,728 - [Sam] And time, Erika. 996 00:33:24,728 --> 00:33:27,690 (contestants clapping) 997 00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:28,800 - I wanna clarify, 998 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,710 this is not an indictment on Japanese dance as a whole. 999 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,870 - It feels like it. - No. 1000 00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:36,270 I am not racist. 1001 00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:37,920 Leave that in. 1002 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,570 - Extended judges? 1003 00:33:39,570 --> 00:33:40,860 Erika is through. 1004 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:42,819 - Trying to move this fucker along. 1005 00:33:42,819 --> 00:33:43,652 - Ify. 1006 00:33:43,652 --> 00:33:45,960 - I do stand-up pretty regularly. 1007 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,036 Did not realize that three people 1008 00:33:48,036 --> 00:33:51,330 whose comedy I respect sitting silently, 1009 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,950 scariest experience of my life. 1010 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,330 I've come to love ADHD, 1011 00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:57,330 because it's like being haunted by a chill ghost. 1012 00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:59,850 It's like, "Yo, who tried to heat up this burrito 1013 00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:01,620 eight hours ago?" (everyone laughs) 1014 00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:03,840 Like, "Yo, who keeps putting all these dirty clothes 1015 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,490 on my folded clothes?" 1016 00:34:05,490 --> 00:34:08,160 I haven't been scared to do a set in some time. 1017 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,950 They liked it, but whew boy. 1018 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:12,540 - Ele. 1019 00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:15,750 - The second talent that I showcased went really great. 1020 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,960 I'm gonna perform a magic trick on my friend Kimia. 1021 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,951 What I'm gonna do is stick this in Kimia's eye. 1022 00:34:22,951 --> 00:34:24,510 - Whoa! - I actually- 1023 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:26,310 - We have not practiced this. 1024 00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:27,330 Ready? - We believe in you! 1025 00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:28,903 - Okay, okay, okay. 1026 00:34:28,903 --> 00:34:31,791 - [Contestant] I can't see anything. 1027 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,384 - Oh! 1028 00:34:33,384 --> 00:34:34,217 Oh! 1029 00:34:34,217 --> 00:34:35,767 - Oh! 1030 00:34:35,767 --> 00:34:38,268 - [Maria] Wow. Okay - Oh! My eye! 1031 00:34:38,268 --> 00:34:39,570 - I gotta give it. 1032 00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:41,151 - That is a no. 1033 00:34:41,151 --> 00:34:42,883 - I gotta. (contestants jeering) 1034 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:45,153 - I'm sorry. - Extended jury? 1035 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:50,613 With a true split, I have no choice but to say failure. 1036 00:34:51,930 --> 00:34:54,423 - I had a lot of talents that I could've done. 1037 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,300 I'm not thinking of any of them right now. 1038 00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:00,690 I would like to die as an opera singer 1039 00:35:00,690 --> 00:35:03,210 taking a fall. (Opera singing then body smacks onto ground) 1040 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:05,160 - Wow. - Powerful. 1041 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,633 - Please follow Grim Reaperino offstage. 1042 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:13,500 (contestants clapping) 1043 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,970 Next up, Jacquis. 1044 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:16,393 (contestants cheering) 1045 00:35:16,393 --> 00:35:19,742 - All right, so there's a boy, he's 10 years old. 1046 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:21,299 He goes to his mom, and he says, 1047 00:35:21,299 --> 00:35:22,562 "Ma, how old are you?" 1048 00:35:22,562 --> 00:35:24,930 And she says, "Son, never ask a woman her age. 1049 00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,160 That's not right, don't do that." 1050 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,453 He comes back the next day, 1051 00:35:27,453 --> 00:35:28,920 "Ma, I got another question for you. 1052 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,090 How much do you weigh?" 1053 00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:32,790 And she says, "Boy, don't you ever ask 1054 00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:34,320 that to me or any woman. 1055 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,250 Don't do that, okay?" 1056 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,690 He was like, "Damn, okay." 1057 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:40,770 So then he asks, "Ma, why did you and Dad get a divorce?" 1058 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,170 And she says, "You gotta ask your father that." 1059 00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:44,760 So he goes to school the next day, 1060 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,960 and then he talks to his friend. 1061 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,987 And then, the friend says, 1062 00:35:46,987 --> 00:35:50,400 "All you need to do is go in her purse, look at her license. 1063 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,380 You'll find everything you need to know about your mom." 1064 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:53,910 He does that, he studies it. 1065 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,278 He comes back the next day. 1066 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,367 He says, "Ma, I know how old you are." 1067 00:35:57,367 --> 00:35:59,137 "How old"? "35." 1068 00:35:59,137 --> 00:35:59,970 "That's right." 1069 00:35:59,970 --> 00:36:01,057 "Ma, I know how much you weigh." 1070 00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:02,887 "How much"? "115 pounds." 1071 00:36:02,887 --> 00:36:03,720 "That's right." 1072 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,707 "Ma, I know why you and Dad got a divorce." 1073 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:07,627 "Why"? "'Cause you got a F in sex." 1074 00:36:07,627 --> 00:36:09,437 (drum rim shot thumps) 1075 00:36:09,437 --> 00:36:11,819 - Yes! Yes! 1076 00:36:11,819 --> 00:36:12,812 - That's a good street joke. 1077 00:36:12,812 --> 00:36:13,770 That's a good street joke. 1078 00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:16,080 - I have no idea what a street joke is, 1079 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,110 but if it's coming from Gianmarco, that feels pretty good. 1080 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,420 - [Sam] Extended jury, that means it's up to you. 1081 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:22,253 - I laughed. 1082 00:36:22,253 --> 00:36:23,611 - Do you guys not wanna leave? - [Sam] That's through! 1083 00:36:23,611 --> 00:36:28,534 - Yes! (contestants clapping) 1084 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,553 - Jess. (contestants cheering) 1085 00:36:30,553 --> 00:36:33,060 - I make up songs on this channel all the time. 1086 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,740 I wanted to show the people something different. 1087 00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,450 I have a really good memory, 1088 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:39,090 so I'm gonna say what everyone has done so far. 1089 00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:39,923 - Oh. - Okay, here we go. 1090 00:36:39,923 --> 00:36:41,910 Hip-hop dancing, choreographed when he was a child. 1091 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:44,040 You threw Demi up in the air, and then you told a joke. 1092 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,140 Just told a joke. Arm wrestled with Ify. 1093 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,700 Did an impersonation of Jennifer Coolidge. 1094 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:48,533 Quoted "The Raven." 1095 00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:50,520 Three Dutch songs. The third one was a fake. 1096 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,220 Safari facts. Played violin, Japanese dance. 1097 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:55,440 Cartwheel into the splits, hasn't done it in 15 years. 1098 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,240 Got double rejected by Giancarlo. 1099 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,520 Three Jack Nicholson impressions, one was about crack. 1100 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,780 She could fit into a box, 1101 00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:02,160 and she can scream but she's getting murdered 1102 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,000 by the Leprechaun. 1103 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,110 Reminisce like old friends. 1104 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:06,330 He got music to play from underneath his leg pits. 1105 00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:07,530 Shared like his therapist. 1106 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:08,576 Jumped over Jacob- - 10 seconds, Jess! 1107 00:37:08,576 --> 00:37:10,293 - And lifted Ify. 1108 00:37:10,293 --> 00:37:13,127 Rap from when I was 15. - Okay, okay, okay. 1109 00:37:13,127 --> 00:37:14,670 I have one question. 1110 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:16,543 She got rejected by who? 1111 00:37:16,543 --> 00:37:18,720 - Gianmarco. 1112 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,069 - But what did you say then? 1113 00:37:20,069 --> 00:37:21,330 - Giancarlo. 1114 00:37:21,330 --> 00:37:22,733 Giancarlo. - Okay. 1115 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,129 You're right. - Whew. 1116 00:37:26,129 --> 00:37:27,780 Kumail hadn't given me a check yet, 1117 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:30,000 and I was like, "Okay, let me put a little bit more on it." 1118 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,560 Financial domination. - Yes, I did. 1119 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,360 - A magic trick that didn't really work. 1120 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,160 The "Fifty Nifty" song, but started with the chorus. 1121 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,661 Should've started with the states. 1122 00:37:36,661 --> 00:37:39,377 And, Grant... 1123 00:37:39,377 --> 00:37:41,550 And then, I just froze on what Grant did. 1124 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:42,829 Grant? - Oh. 1125 00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:44,280 (X buzzes) - Oh. Oh. 1126 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,740 - Extended jury, this will fall to you. 1127 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,810 - I felt pretty okay about getting voted out, 1128 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:51,570 'cause I, like, set the house of cards for myself. 1129 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,890 - Personal question. - Yeah. 1130 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:56,120 - How would you like to die? - Surfing. 1131 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,328 I just wanna go out big, you know? 1132 00:37:57,328 --> 00:37:58,639 I wanna go out in that green room. 1133 00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:00,210 I wanna go out in that curl, you know? 1134 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:03,150 I wanna be touching that wave, and whoops. 1135 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,830 I should've just sang a freaking song. 1136 00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:07,140 - Jordan. - Two things to know about me, 1137 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,060 I'm surprisingly strong and ladies love me. 1138 00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:12,693 So can I get Jiavani, Erika, Hannah, and Kimia all up here? 1139 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:15,300 Okay, come here, hold on to me. 1140 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,593 You can jump. Okay. 1141 00:38:16,593 --> 00:38:17,725 Come here. 1142 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:21,143 - What is happening? - Okay. Okay. 1143 00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:22,980 - Jordan! - Okay. Erika? 1144 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,813 Okay, she's on enough. 1145 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:25,440 She's on enough, she's on enough. 1146 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,873 Hannah, come get on the front. 1147 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:28,872 - Like this? - Jordan! 1148 00:38:28,872 --> 00:38:30,909 - [contestants] Oh no! 1149 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,670 (X's buzz) (check mark chimes) 1150 00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:34,740 - Maria gave me a yes, which I love. 1151 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,150 I would say the biggest thing that hurt 1152 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:38,010 is that Grant gave me an X. 1153 00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,960 I think it's just because he wants the whole thing to end 1154 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,793 so we can go home. 1155 00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:42,240 (confetti pops) - Woo! 1156 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,040 - Very impressive in and of itself. 1157 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:44,873 - You have to try things. 1158 00:38:44,873 --> 00:38:45,990 Kumail, you have to try things. 1159 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,190 - No, I love the attempt. 1160 00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:48,170 - How would you like to die? 1161 00:38:48,170 --> 00:38:50,070 - At the exact same time as my beautiful wife. 1162 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:51,312 - [VO] Goodbye, my love. - Aw! 1163 00:38:51,312 --> 00:38:53,083 - That is gorgeous. 1164 00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:54,090 - I don't wanna live without her, 1165 00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:56,880 but also the thought of her living without me, 1166 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,070 she would be so sad. 1167 00:38:59,070 --> 00:38:59,910 - [Sam] Oscar. 1168 00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:02,370 - I'm gonna do a modeling talent. 1169 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,680 If you would like to pick any of these items, 1170 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,210 I will try to model them. 1171 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:07,710 - The yoga mat, maybe. 1172 00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:08,543 - Ooh. 1173 00:39:08,543 --> 00:39:11,090 (uptempo music) 1174 00:39:15,532 --> 00:39:17,782 - Damn. - Nice. 1175 00:39:17,782 --> 00:39:20,368 (uptempo music) 1176 00:39:23,165 --> 00:39:23,998 Yeah! 1177 00:39:25,134 --> 00:39:27,100 (check marks chiming) 1178 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,660 - Oscar, that's two out of three checks from our jury. 1179 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,783 How does our extended jury feel about this? 1180 00:39:34,731 --> 00:39:35,953 You're through Oscar. 1181 00:39:35,953 --> 00:39:37,163 - I pass? 1182 00:39:37,163 --> 00:39:39,720 (Oscar giggles gleefully) 1183 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,890 - It wasn't anything. 1184 00:39:40,890 --> 00:39:41,880 He walked around. 1185 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,810 - Jiavani. 1186 00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:45,900 - I do a thing where I jump rope on top of a BOSU ball. 1187 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,940 You know those half balls at the gym? 1188 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:51,000 And I was like, "Okay, well, if I can do that, 1189 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,830 maybe I can do other cool jump rope stuff." 1190 00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:55,740 This is not something I'm claiming to know how to do. 1191 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,583 This is something I'm willing to try. 1192 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:59,160 (contestants cheering) 1193 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,619 - And that's a talent! 1194 00:40:00,619 --> 00:40:03,456 (upbeat music) 1195 00:40:03,456 --> 00:40:04,950 - Oh, oh! - On the wheel turn. 1196 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:06,600 Wheel turn, wheel turn. 1197 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,390 That was a mistake. 1198 00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:12,360 - Jiavani, how would you like to die? 1199 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,580 - I would like to be complimented 1200 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,307 by people I admire. - [VO] Jiavani, 1201 00:40:16,307 --> 00:40:17,140 you make the world a better place. 1202 00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,780 - Gently kissed on the forehead, 1203 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,840 and then given a gesture of release 1204 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,187 into the next realm. - [Many voices] Goodbye, sweet Jiavani. 1205 00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:25,830 - Losing isn't that fun, 1206 00:40:25,830 --> 00:40:30,060 and I will need a little pick-me-up before I die. 1207 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:30,893 - Demi. 1208 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,510 - Boom! - Nice. 1209 00:40:33,510 --> 00:40:35,741 - Let's see what my body is capable of. 1210 00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:40,741 (upbeat music) (contestants cheering) 1211 00:40:43,537 --> 00:40:46,960 (upbeat continues music) (contestants cheering) 1212 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,116 (check marks chiming) - Oh, it's unanimous! 1213 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,830 - Demi can really breakdance. 1214 00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:55,090 Of course he can, but like he really can do it. 1215 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:57,615 - Josh. - Josh! 1216 00:40:57,615 --> 00:41:01,263 - Okay, I'd like to do any menial task in slow motion. 1217 00:41:01,263 --> 00:41:03,869 - Could you clean my glasses? 1218 00:41:03,869 --> 00:41:07,036 (slow dramatic music) 1219 00:41:11,714 --> 00:41:13,500 - [Gianmarco] He should've started closer. 1220 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,867 - I like it. I like the buildup. 1221 00:41:15,867 --> 00:41:19,034 (slow dramatic music) 1222 00:41:25,845 --> 00:41:29,845 (slow dramatic music continues) 1223 00:41:35,803 --> 00:41:39,803 (slow dramatic music continues) 1224 00:41:45,691 --> 00:41:49,691 (slow dramatic music continues) 1225 00:41:55,502 --> 00:41:57,196 - [Maria] Nice. 1226 00:41:57,196 --> 00:41:58,796 (check marks chiming) 1227 00:41:58,796 --> 00:42:03,796 - Wow! (contestants cheering) 1228 00:42:04,037 --> 00:42:04,870 - Sephie. 1229 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:08,380 (contestants cheering) 1230 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:09,388 - Hello, Sam. 1231 00:42:09,388 --> 00:42:10,860 I would like to welcome you to HR. 1232 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:12,390 We've had some complaints about you. 1233 00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:13,590 - Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. 1234 00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:14,670 - Yes, some complaints. 1235 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,110 I know it's hard to believe, 1236 00:42:16,110 --> 00:42:18,180 but some people just don't get 1237 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:19,530 what you're going for with your art, 1238 00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:22,180 even though you are basically liberal Mr. Beast. 1239 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:23,463 - Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. 1240 00:42:23,463 --> 00:42:25,320 - I know your hate the B word, 1241 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,850 but that's not the most serious claim. 1242 00:42:26,850 --> 00:42:28,500 - Rah-rah? - We are in HR 1243 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,300 and I've been fisting you so hard 1244 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:33,420 this entire time that I fucking broke one of my nails. 1245 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,740 - Whoa! - Oh! 1246 00:42:34,740 --> 00:42:35,730 - I spent time on these. 1247 00:42:35,730 --> 00:42:37,320 I do these myself! 1248 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,490 Maybe that should've been my talent. 1249 00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:39,660 - With the vote split, 1250 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,700 it's up to the extended jury to decide. 1251 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:42,240 - Really? - I'm sorry. 1252 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,250 Sam's employed me more than anyone else 1253 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,990 in the last five years. - That is fair. I understand. 1254 00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:47,010 - Extended jury? 1255 00:42:47,010 --> 00:42:49,860 Split jury, Sephie. 1256 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,050 - How fired do you think I will be 1257 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:57,050 after saying that I was fisting my boss on not TV? 1258 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:58,590 - For whatever it's worth, 1259 00:42:58,590 --> 00:42:59,700 I think you brought up some issues 1260 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,063 that a lot of people could really relate to. 1261 00:43:01,063 --> 00:43:01,980 - I know. Yeah, yeah. 1262 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:03,300 - How would you like to die? 1263 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:05,880 - I would like to die the way that I lived, 1264 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,557 underneath a pile of men. (sounds of men grunting) 1265 00:43:08,557 --> 00:43:10,151 We call it a sausage party. 1266 00:43:10,151 --> 00:43:12,901 (midtempo music) 1267 00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,125 - Jacob. 1268 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,280 (contestants clapping) 1269 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,120 - Hey, what's up? 1270 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,153 - Oh! 1271 00:43:22,153 --> 00:43:25,653 (uptempo harmonica music) 1272 00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:36,166 (uptempo harmonica music continues) 1273 00:43:40,726 --> 00:43:42,390 (check marks chiming) 1274 00:43:42,390 --> 00:43:44,403 - And that's your time, Jacob. 1275 00:43:45,434 --> 00:43:47,853 The vote, once again, split. 1276 00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:56,440 Three yeses, you're through to the next round, Jacob! 1277 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,590 - Can I just ask what I can do better next time? 1278 00:43:58,590 --> 00:44:00,120 - I think you need a little more 1279 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,953 blues in there. - I appreciate that. 1280 00:44:00,953 --> 00:44:02,640 - He's trying to "Whiplash" you. 1281 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,410 - I'll work harder next time, I promise. 1282 00:44:04,410 --> 00:44:05,940 - Zach. 1283 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:08,167 - So for my second act, I was like, 1284 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,840 "I don't know how long I'm gonna be here. 1285 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,950 It's time to sing." 1286 00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:11,971 Whenever you're ready, Scott. 1287 00:44:11,971 --> 00:44:14,561 (gentle music) 1288 00:44:14,561 --> 00:44:16,310 ♪ Look at this stuff ♪ 1289 00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:17,280 ♪ Isn't it neat ♪ 1290 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,960 - I'm very sorry to say 1291 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,200 that we cannot do Disney songs on Dropout. 1292 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,550 - They'll come for you. 1293 00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:25,620 - Change the lyrics. - Yeah, okay. New words. 1294 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:26,453 - Wow. 1295 00:44:26,453 --> 00:44:27,960 (gentle music) 1296 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,485 - On-the-fly pivot. - Yeah. 1297 00:44:29,485 --> 00:44:31,434 ♪ Look at these things ♪ 1298 00:44:31,434 --> 00:44:33,144 ♪ These things are new ♪ 1299 00:44:33,144 --> 00:44:36,618 ♪ Over these things Disney could never sue ♪ 1300 00:44:36,618 --> 00:44:39,524 ♪ Wouldn't you think I'm the boy ♪ 1301 00:44:39,524 --> 00:44:43,944 ♪ The boy who has lots of things ♪ 1302 00:44:43,944 --> 00:44:45,739 ♪ This is a fish ♪ 1303 00:44:45,739 --> 00:44:47,703 ♪ This is a Sam ♪ 1304 00:44:47,703 --> 00:44:51,287 ♪ This is a guitar, but it's small, so goddamn ♪ 1305 00:44:51,287 --> 00:44:54,120 ♪ Wouldn't you say I'm the boy ♪ 1306 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,208 ♪ The boy who has lots of things ♪ 1307 00:44:58,208 --> 00:45:02,151 ♪ Now we can't sing the actual lyrics ♪ 1308 00:45:02,151 --> 00:45:06,046 ♪ So the fish won't hit the same way ♪ 1309 00:45:06,046 --> 00:45:08,134 ♪ You want a construction helmet ♪ 1310 00:45:08,134 --> 00:45:10,056 ♪ Let's hear it ♪ 1311 00:45:10,056 --> 00:45:13,602 ♪ For the clowns and the singers ♪ 1312 00:45:13,602 --> 00:45:16,254 ♪ Every day ♪ 1313 00:45:16,254 --> 00:45:18,702 - Yeah! Yeah! (check mark chimes) 1314 00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:22,779 ♪ I wanna be on the "Game Changer" ♪ 1315 00:45:22,779 --> 00:45:26,821 ♪ I wanna see, see the games all changing ♪ 1316 00:45:26,821 --> 00:45:29,740 ♪ Watch the musicians play music ♪ 1317 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:34,138 ♪ That is IP ♪ 1318 00:45:34,138 --> 00:45:35,835 ♪ Out where they jump ♪ 1319 00:45:35,835 --> 00:45:37,748 ♪ Out where they jump ♪ 1320 00:45:37,748 --> 00:45:42,104 ♪ Out where they sing all day in the sun ♪ 1321 00:45:42,104 --> 00:45:45,676 ♪ If it could be ♪ 1322 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:50,390 ♪ I'd be the he ♪ 1323 00:45:50,390 --> 00:45:55,390 ♪ Who has lots of things ♪ 1324 00:45:55,868 --> 00:45:58,318 - Yes. (everyone clapping) 1325 00:45:58,318 --> 00:45:59,731 (check mark chimes) 1326 00:45:59,731 --> 00:46:02,025 (contestants cheering) 1327 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:03,860 - Thank you. Thank you. 1328 00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:04,694 Thank you. 1329 00:46:04,694 --> 00:46:07,650 - Wow. Genuinely moving! 1330 00:46:07,650 --> 00:46:09,360 - Look, I can't stress enough that I don't have any 1331 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,250 Disney parody songs in my back pocket. 1332 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,330 I made that up on the fly. 1333 00:46:12,330 --> 00:46:15,510 And if I had to do another one, I would, and I could. 1334 00:46:15,510 --> 00:46:18,423 - I was moved by how clearable it was. 1335 00:46:18,423 --> 00:46:20,707 Kaylin. (contestants clapping) 1336 00:46:20,707 --> 00:46:23,460 - I was sitting on a box full of a Sam costume, 1337 00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:28,460 which is particularly special because I am Sam's assistant. 1338 00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:29,610 I have a lot of jobs. 1339 00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:30,750 Okay, everybody relax. 1340 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,820 - Wait, I thought you said it was Kaylin. 1341 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:35,349 - I have to do a consent check. 1342 00:46:35,349 --> 00:46:36,182 - 100%. 1343 00:46:36,182 --> 00:46:37,530 - Okay. 1344 00:46:37,530 --> 00:46:40,380 Maybe you could ask me some questions about yourself 1345 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:41,820 while I dance like you? 1346 00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:43,980 - Okay. What do I like to eat for lunch? 1347 00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:46,740 - You order from Goop Kitchen almost every day. 1348 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:48,960 And you order the same two dishes. 1349 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,343 One has salmon in it. 1350 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,870 - What is my clothing closet full of? 1351 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:56,160 - Oh my god, the same T-shirts. 1352 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,810 He's got like 30 of them. 1353 00:46:57,810 --> 00:46:59,790 And then, after that, it's sweaters. 1354 00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:01,680 And then, after that, it's jackets. 1355 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,570 And he has a uniform. It's so cute. 1356 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:06,060 Every day, it's the same thing like a cartoon. 1357 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:08,310 - How many prescription medications am I on? 1358 00:47:08,310 --> 00:47:10,050 - Four? - That's about right. 1359 00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:13,075 - What are they? - What are they? 1360 00:47:13,075 --> 00:47:14,430 - That's your time, Kaylin. 1361 00:47:14,430 --> 00:47:16,390 - How do you feel? (check marks chiming) 1362 00:47:16,390 --> 00:47:17,773 - Oh! - Wow! 1363 00:47:17,773 --> 00:47:20,550 I really wish I could reveal some juice, 1364 00:47:20,550 --> 00:47:22,500 but he's a genuinely nice person, 1365 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,210 which is so boring to hear. 1366 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:25,710 Okay, this is a good one. 1367 00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:28,050 For a trip he took with some friends, 1368 00:47:28,050 --> 00:47:32,136 I was tasked with making beach towels with his image on it. 1369 00:47:32,136 --> 00:47:34,080 (Kaylin laughs) 1370 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,700 And I asked for one. 1371 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:36,533 - Brian. 1372 00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:37,680 - Kumail, correct me if I'm wrong, 1373 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,210 you are a "Lord of the Rings" fan. 1374 00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:40,674 - I am. - You do know the song 1375 00:47:40,674 --> 00:47:41,747 "Concerning Hobbits"? 1376 00:47:41,747 --> 00:47:46,390 I'm really hoping I can play on Kumail's love of nerd stuff. 1377 00:47:46,390 --> 00:47:50,223 ("Concerning Hobbits flute instrumental) 1378 00:47:55,227 --> 00:47:57,690 (flute instrumental continues) 1379 00:47:57,690 --> 00:48:00,000 - Is that it? - (voice breaking) Yeah. 1380 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,849 That's it. 1381 00:48:00,849 --> 00:48:02,760 (check marks chiming) He got it. 1382 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,820 - That's a talent. - Wow! 1383 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:07,860 - Amazing. That was really good. 1384 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:08,730 - Kimia. 1385 00:48:08,730 --> 00:48:10,680 - I used to ollie in high school. 1386 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,060 Nine people. 1387 00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:13,173 Nine people like this. 1388 00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:15,837 Nine people go like this, go like this. 1389 00:48:15,837 --> 00:48:17,430 But your hands lined up. 1390 00:48:17,430 --> 00:48:20,070 And I think I still can. 1391 00:48:20,070 --> 00:48:22,704 - Whoa! Whoa! - Yeah! Yes! 1392 00:48:22,704 --> 00:48:25,403 - Whoa! Whoa! - Three! Four! 1393 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,634 - Whoa! - Five! 1394 00:48:26,634 --> 00:48:30,675 - [Group] Six, seven, eight, 1395 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:34,406 nine, 10, 11, 1396 00:48:34,406 --> 00:48:38,062 12, 13, 14, 1397 00:48:38,062 --> 00:48:40,806 15, 16! 1398 00:48:40,806 --> 00:48:45,806 (contestants cheering) (triumphant music) 1399 00:48:48,731 --> 00:48:52,481 (check marks chiming) - Yes! 1400 00:48:53,669 --> 00:48:56,469 - And Kimia is through! 1401 00:48:56,469 --> 00:48:59,520 - Looks like I can still freaking land an ollie. 1402 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,353 - Hannah! 1403 00:49:00,353 --> 00:49:01,950 (contestants cheering) 1404 00:49:01,950 --> 00:49:03,270 - When I discovered the props, 1405 00:49:03,270 --> 00:49:06,900 instead of choosing one prop, I put 12 props on my person. 1406 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,735 I'm gonna be seducing you guys. 1407 00:49:08,735 --> 00:49:09,777 - Ooh. 1408 00:49:09,777 --> 00:49:13,027 (slow seductive music) 1409 00:49:18,905 --> 00:49:22,893 - Uh-oh. Trouble's afoot. 1410 00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:24,871 (slow seductive music) - Whoa! 1411 00:49:24,871 --> 00:49:26,730 (slow seductive music) - Yeah. 1412 00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:27,912 - Stop the music. 1413 00:49:27,912 --> 00:49:29,010 (bells jingling) 1414 00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:31,902 - Nice, nice, nice, nice. 1415 00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:32,985 Yeah. - Okay! 1416 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,870 - That is two out of- - I'm sorry. 1417 00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:38,490 - Three check marks, Hannah. 1418 00:49:38,490 --> 00:49:40,890 I will turn it over to my extended jury. 1419 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:43,055 - Let's check who's hard before we do. (laughs) 1420 00:49:43,055 --> 00:49:44,490 (contestants laughing) 1421 00:49:44,490 --> 00:49:46,290 I think these are some bitter people 1422 00:49:46,290 --> 00:49:47,700 who are in these piggy suits. 1423 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,080 They're hot and they'd like a cocktail, 1424 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,880 and they're not gonna get a cocktail until this game ends, 1425 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,200 and we might be here till next Tuesday, 1426 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,033 'cause, unfortunately, 1427 00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:54,519 that's a talented group of motherfuckers. 1428 00:49:54,519 --> 00:49:55,710 - How would you like to die? 1429 00:49:55,710 --> 00:49:58,620 - People skipping around me and cheering 1430 00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:01,020 like I'm the Gnome King. - [VO] You are the Gnome King, 1431 00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,040 Hannah! - Whoa. 1432 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,060 - I kinda blacked out there. 1433 00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:05,460 I was just so shocked that people 1434 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,380 weren't so allured by my sexuality. 1435 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:10,441 - Last, but not least, in round two, Kurt. 1436 00:50:10,441 --> 00:50:12,090 - All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. (contestants cheering) 1437 00:50:12,090 --> 00:50:14,070 I dug around for a bunch of props 1438 00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:18,630 and quickly realized that I am not skilled at most things. 1439 00:50:18,630 --> 00:50:20,640 This is my impression of RFK Jr. 1440 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,260 if he and I had the same childhood trauma. 1441 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:25,050 (as RFK Jr) My mom and dad used to be married to each other. 1442 00:50:25,050 --> 00:50:26,640 And my stepmom and my stepdad 1443 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,990 used to be married to each other. 1444 00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,610 And then, both couples got a divorce, 1445 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,920 and then they married each other's wives. 1446 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,840 Yeah, my life's like an episode of "Wife Swap," 1447 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,297 that just won't fucking end. 1448 00:50:35,297 --> 00:50:36,270 (Sam laughs) 1449 00:50:36,270 --> 00:50:37,740 I thought it was normal growing up. 1450 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:39,600 I thought if you wanted to get a divorce, 1451 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,540 you had to find another couple that wanted to get a divorce, 1452 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,210 until I was in second grade and I had to make a family tree 1453 00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:48,120 and everybody else had the trunk as their parents 1454 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,437 and the branches as their siblings. 1455 00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:51,000 But mine had two trunks 1456 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,606 that sorta just mashed in the middle. 1457 00:50:53,606 --> 00:50:55,126 - Wow! - I gotta give it to you. 1458 00:50:55,126 --> 00:50:56,343 - Through! - Flippin'! 1459 00:50:56,343 --> 00:50:58,770 - Triple! - Let's go, baby! Triple! 1460 00:50:58,770 --> 00:50:59,670 - Is that true? 1461 00:50:59,670 --> 00:51:01,260 - Yeah, that's all true about me. 1462 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:03,690 I don't know much about RFK other than he sucks. 1463 00:51:03,690 --> 00:51:07,757 - That brings us to round three. 1464 00:51:07,757 --> 00:51:10,948 (cheering for the piggy) 1465 00:51:10,948 --> 00:51:13,003 - It's the piggy! - Oink! Oink! 1466 00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:15,300 - Watch for the baby! - Oink, oink, motherfuckers! 1467 00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:17,173 - Dinner for 12. 1468 00:51:18,415 --> 00:51:20,503 Dinner for 14. 1469 00:51:21,490 --> 00:51:24,100 Dinner for 16. 1470 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,508 Dinner for 18. 1471 00:51:26,508 --> 00:51:28,430 Dinner for 20. 1472 00:51:28,430 --> 00:51:31,080 Dinner for 22. 1473 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,490 - That's a lot of mudslides. 1474 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:36,270 - [Demi] Or one big dinner for one very hungry boy. 1475 00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:37,380 - And, with that, 1476 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:40,295 we would like to invite back in our deceased players. 1477 00:51:40,295 --> 00:51:41,347 (contestants cheering) 1478 00:51:41,347 --> 00:51:43,671 - They're back! - Piggies! 1479 00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:45,322 - We missed you! - Come on back! 1480 00:51:45,322 --> 00:51:47,880 - Looking great! - Piggies! 1481 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,955 - Oh my god! - So cute! 1482 00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:54,000 - In round three, players, 1483 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,300 I will ask for you to present your talent in duos. 1484 00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:58,710 - Oh. - Oh, that's hard. 1485 00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:02,340 - You must pick a partner to present your talent with. 1486 00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:03,450 Because you're an odd number, 1487 00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:06,450 one of you will still go solo. 1488 00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:09,151 Let's see who's up first. 1489 00:52:09,151 --> 00:52:12,450 (rapid piano music) 1490 00:52:12,450 --> 00:52:13,680 Erika. 1491 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,360 - We're bringing back the jump rope 1492 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,820 to prove the Dropout can do jump rope, okay? 1493 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:19,830 But we will be doing it together 1494 00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:22,890 while also performing a song on kazoos. 1495 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,770 Might seem like a bit of a hat on a hat on a hat, 1496 00:52:25,770 --> 00:52:27,570 but it's round three. 1497 00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:28,746 You gotta elevate. 1498 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:32,663 ("The Muffin Man" kazoo music) 1499 00:52:37,311 --> 00:52:38,271 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1500 00:52:38,271 --> 00:52:39,811 - Yes! Yes! 1501 00:52:39,811 --> 00:52:41,603 - Oh! (X's buzzing) 1502 00:52:41,603 --> 00:52:43,560 - I'm so sorry, Erika. - Ah, that's okay. 1503 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,810 I have zero regrets about it. 1504 00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:46,980 - This is such bullshit. 1505 00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:48,420 - Brian David Gilbert and I 1506 00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:51,090 have never been stronger in our friendship. 1507 00:52:51,090 --> 00:52:53,010 - I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. 1508 00:52:53,010 --> 00:52:54,480 - How would you like to die? 1509 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,815 - Just jump rope, sever straight through. 1510 00:52:56,815 --> 00:52:58,470 (rope whips) - Oh! 1511 00:52:58,470 --> 00:52:59,640 Erika? 1512 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,720 - Sex while skydiving, 1513 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,586 and then a Viking funeral when we hit the ground. 1514 00:53:03,586 --> 00:53:06,330 - [VO] Valhalla for Erika. - That rocks! 1515 00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:07,163 - Thank you. 1516 00:53:07,163 --> 00:53:09,750 - I think this whole episode really hammers home 1517 00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:11,940 just how important party tricks are. 1518 00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:15,570 So whenever you have free time, don't just doomscroll. 1519 00:53:15,570 --> 00:53:17,010 Learn how to, like, I don't know, 1520 00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:20,208 make a water droplet sound with your mouth. 1521 00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:21,840 (Brian makes faint water droplet sound) 1522 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,670 Don't use that one, I'll do a better one. 1523 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:24,503 - Jacob. 1524 00:53:24,503 --> 00:53:27,060 - We're gonna reenact the podracing scene 1525 00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:29,010 from "Episode I: Star Wars" 1526 00:53:29,010 --> 00:53:31,320 as fast and accurate as possible. 1527 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,300 - [Kurt] Just really try to vibe out on the sound, okay? 1528 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:35,987 - Jabba the Hutt, (speaks in Huttese language). 1529 00:53:35,987 --> 00:53:39,619 - We have an incredible day podracing here today! 1530 00:53:39,619 --> 00:53:40,647 - (speaks in foreign language) Right there. 1531 00:53:40,647 --> 00:53:41,640 (Jacob speaks foreign language). 1532 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,575 And then, we're on the fucking, pew, pew! 1533 00:53:43,575 --> 00:53:44,941 Podracer, podracer, podracer, podracer! 1534 00:53:44,941 --> 00:53:47,781 - It's about to start, but first, Sebulba's like, "Yes!" 1535 00:53:47,781 --> 00:53:48,614 - And I'm little Ani. 1536 00:53:48,614 --> 00:53:49,958 I'm little Ani! I'm little Ani! 1537 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,990 And then, the race is about to start, three, two, one. 1538 00:53:51,990 --> 00:53:54,416 - Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi! (Jacob sputtering) 1539 00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:56,929 (Kurt revving) (Jacob sputtering) 1540 00:53:56,929 --> 00:53:58,412 - Little Ani Skywalker's stuck. 1541 00:53:58,412 --> 00:54:00,556 - Skywalker hasn't seemed to get off the end, 1542 00:54:00,556 --> 00:54:03,007 and behind the ball and chain. (Jacob revving at high-speed) 1543 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,843 - You know, I think me and Kurt doing the podrace 1544 00:54:04,843 --> 00:54:05,947 was 100% accurate. 1545 00:54:05,947 --> 00:54:08,370 And if people play the scene and use our audio as dubbing, 1546 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:09,268 it'll fit perfect. 1547 00:54:09,268 --> 00:54:10,101 - Bih-bih-bih-bih-bih-bih-bih-bih! 1548 00:54:10,101 --> 00:54:11,602 - And then, the Tusken Raiders, they're like, 1549 00:54:11,602 --> 00:54:13,519 "Ah-ah, ah-ah!" 1550 00:54:13,519 --> 00:54:14,850 And they shoot, bang, bang, 1551 00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:15,870 and then (explodes vehicle)! 1552 00:54:15,870 --> 00:54:18,450 - Oh, and it seems like one of the engines is gone. 1553 00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:21,274 Ani is having a tough time! - Ploom-ploom-ploom-ploom. 1554 00:54:21,274 --> 00:54:22,750 Ploom-ploom-ploom-ploom. - And that's time, players! 1555 00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:27,217 - Wow. (contestants clapping) 1556 00:54:27,217 --> 00:54:29,070 - Wow. - I don't know this movie. 1557 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:30,210 - Me neither. 1558 00:54:30,210 --> 00:54:31,560 - Did you have a good time? 1559 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:36,208 (check mark chimes) - Yeah, he did. 1560 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:39,120 - Extended jury, we're gonna throw to you. 1561 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,743 - Mesa lika what mesaw. 1562 00:54:41,586 --> 00:54:43,680 - Wow. - Fair. 1563 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,760 - How many times have Jake and I 1564 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,350 watched "Star Wars: Episode I"? 1565 00:54:46,350 --> 00:54:49,170 It's the same amount of times we've smoked weed together. 1566 00:54:49,170 --> 00:54:50,057 - Demi. - Well, I guess it's time 1567 00:54:50,057 --> 00:54:52,968 for me to be hitting the old, dusty trail. 1568 00:54:52,968 --> 00:54:54,017 - Woo! - Wow! 1569 00:54:54,017 --> 00:54:55,530 - Who is your scene partner here? 1570 00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:57,150 - I don't have one. - You have a choice. 1571 00:54:57,150 --> 00:54:58,170 You can either go it alone 1572 00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,760 or you can choose someone to work with. 1573 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,193 - I think I wanna come over here, if I can. 1574 00:55:02,193 --> 00:55:05,040 Then I went into some bongo drumming, 1575 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,257 which I'm not extremely adept at, but I was like, 1576 00:55:08,257 --> 00:55:11,404 "I've got rhythm and we'll see what happens next." 1577 00:55:11,404 --> 00:55:14,571 (uptempo bongo music) 1578 00:55:18,049 --> 00:55:19,512 (check mark chimes) - Yeah! 1579 00:55:19,512 --> 00:55:20,556 (uptempo bongo music) 1580 00:55:20,556 --> 00:55:21,389 - Woo! - Woo! 1581 00:55:21,389 --> 00:55:22,849 (check mark chimes) 1582 00:55:22,849 --> 00:55:25,017 - Yes! - Yeah! 1583 00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:29,133 - All the way through, Demi. (contestants clapping) 1584 00:55:29,133 --> 00:55:31,590 - Hard to go at it alone. Hard to go at it alone. 1585 00:55:31,590 --> 00:55:32,597 - It is. - Good stuff. 1586 00:55:32,597 --> 00:55:34,320 - Kimia. - Sneeze a lot. 1587 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,262 - Okay, I will. 1588 00:55:36,262 --> 00:55:39,030 - I was like, "Oh, Oscar's wiggly, he can move." 1589 00:55:39,030 --> 00:55:40,500 I was like, "You just move around, 1590 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:43,050 and then I'll make sound effects." 1591 00:55:43,050 --> 00:55:45,870 - Our talent is Foley artist and pantomimer. 1592 00:55:45,870 --> 00:55:47,010 - Okay? - Oh. 1593 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,480 - Now, if you could please tell me 1594 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,040 an activity that I will be doing. 1595 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,195 - Shopping at Target. 1596 00:55:52,195 --> 00:55:53,028 (Kimia imitates footsteps tapping) 1597 00:55:53,028 --> 00:55:54,322 (Kimia imitates sliding doors whooshing) 1598 00:55:54,322 --> 00:55:56,783 (Kimia imitates footsteps tapping) 1599 00:55:56,783 --> 00:55:59,105 (Kimia imitates sliding doors whooshing) 1600 00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:02,688 (Kimia imitates footsteps) 1601 00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:08,712 (Kimia imitates package shaking) 1602 00:56:08,712 --> 00:56:13,712 (Kimia imitates finger tapping across products rapidly) 1603 00:56:14,012 --> 00:56:18,262 (Kimia imitates tiny bell dinging) 1604 00:56:21,198 --> 00:56:25,281 (Kimia imitates item vibrating) 1605 00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:29,097 (Kimia imitates item buzzing) 1606 00:56:29,097 --> 00:56:33,486 (Kimia imitates items dropping into basket) 1607 00:56:33,486 --> 00:56:35,220 (Kimia imitates barcode scanner beeping) 1608 00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:36,625 - Oh, self check-out. - Okay. 1609 00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:39,451 (Sam laughs) 1610 00:56:39,451 --> 00:56:42,240 (Kimia imitates barcode scanner stuttering) 1611 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,340 - Associate call. - [Sam] And that's your time! 1612 00:56:45,540 --> 00:56:47,917 The two of you are on- - Yeah! 1613 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:48,750 - Yes! - To the next round. 1614 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:51,360 - Okay, real quick, you didn't sneeze once. 1615 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,540 - Kimia famously doesn't like doing sound effects 1616 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:55,500 on "Make Some Noise." 1617 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,490 Really impressive performance. 1618 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:58,080 - Wait, that's true! 1619 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,190 Okay, let's be clear. 1620 00:56:59,190 --> 00:57:01,920 I did not overcome my fear of sound effects. 1621 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,720 When someone's like, "Do the sound of a horse," 1622 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:09,772 suddenly you forget even what a horse sounds like. 1623 00:57:09,772 --> 00:57:10,982 - Kaylin. 1624 00:57:10,982 --> 00:57:12,570 (contestants clapping) 1625 00:57:12,570 --> 00:57:14,759 - Talent number three. 1626 00:57:14,759 --> 00:57:16,426 - Black metal magic! 1627 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,100 - Made absolutely no sense. 1628 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,590 - We need a small and brave volunteer! 1629 00:57:22,590 --> 00:57:25,650 It was sorta pretty chaotic magic act 1630 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:28,230 that wasn't really a magic act. 1631 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:30,813 - We're gonna make it dangerous! 1632 00:57:30,813 --> 00:57:33,240 (Anna screaming) 1633 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,020 - But what's this? 1634 00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:36,970 She's still alive! 1635 00:57:36,970 --> 00:57:39,637 (intense music and Kaylin screaming) 1636 00:57:41,430 --> 00:57:43,290 - That's your time, players. 1637 00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:46,350 - Thank you, thank you. - You have one check mark. 1638 00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:48,390 Extended jury, please cast your votes. 1639 00:57:48,390 --> 00:57:49,680 - Really? 1640 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,303 - We were saved by the pigs. 1641 00:57:51,303 --> 00:57:52,136 The pigs liked it. 1642 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,528 - No more points for effort. - Okay, you're right. 1643 00:57:54,528 --> 00:57:55,778 - Jacquis. - Oh! 1644 00:57:57,210 --> 00:57:59,714 - My third talent, wrestling. 1645 00:57:59,714 --> 00:58:01,290 (heavy metal music) 1646 00:58:01,290 --> 00:58:04,893 I wanna be a wrestler, and I got to live it out on Dropout. 1647 00:58:04,893 --> 00:58:07,500 (Jacquis grunts) - Oh! 1648 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,333 - Suck it! 1649 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:10,110 - I love selling getting hit, 1650 00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:11,730 and I think it's always impressive 1651 00:58:11,730 --> 00:58:13,710 when you see someone fighting against something 1652 00:58:13,710 --> 00:58:15,231 that can't fight back. 1653 00:58:15,231 --> 00:58:16,982 (heavy metal music) - Oh! 1654 00:58:16,982 --> 00:58:17,815 - Wow. 1655 00:58:17,815 --> 00:58:19,398 (players grunting) 1656 00:58:19,398 --> 00:58:20,603 (heavy metal music) 1657 00:58:20,603 --> 00:58:22,078 (players grunting) 1658 00:58:22,078 --> 00:58:24,194 (heavy metal music) 1659 00:58:24,194 --> 00:58:26,307 (Maria laughing) 1660 00:58:26,307 --> 00:58:28,059 (contestants clapping) 1661 00:58:28,059 --> 00:58:30,000 - [Maria] Okay, that's hard. 1662 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,110 - Why was that, like, a little bit sexual? 1663 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:36,240 I would love to say no, but I can't. 1664 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,333 - Yeah, I'll say yes. 1665 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,930 - Yes! - Wow! 1666 00:58:39,930 --> 00:58:41,220 - Those somersaults were impressive. 1667 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:42,060 - Okay. 1668 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:43,500 - Anna. - Hi. 1669 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,910 - There's just a whole bunch of things that happened. 1670 00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:46,860 - I wish I could undo picking Josh as a partner. 1671 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:47,693 - But we're not gonna talk about it. 1672 00:58:47,693 --> 00:58:51,330 We're going to do a nasty, evocative, 1673 00:58:51,330 --> 00:58:54,030 interpretive dance to a theme of your choice. 1674 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,680 - I wish I could undo choosing the dance. 1675 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,122 I wish I could undo asking Kumail 1676 00:58:57,122 --> 00:58:58,530 to give me the worst possible theme 1677 00:58:58,530 --> 00:59:00,060 for a dance of all time. 1678 00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:00,930 - We're not gonna talk about it. 1679 00:59:00,930 --> 00:59:02,820 - Starting a family at a zoo. 1680 00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:03,653 - That's good. - Yeah. 1681 00:59:03,653 --> 00:59:04,500 - Yeah. - Sure. 1682 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,392 - Good luck. - They just gave you a gift. 1683 00:59:06,392 --> 00:59:08,975 (gentle music) 1684 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:13,320 - I have nothing but regret surrounding the duo round, 1685 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:14,370 and I wish I could do it again. 1686 00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:15,297 - I don't wanna talk about it. 1687 00:59:15,297 --> 00:59:17,880 (gentle music) 1688 00:59:25,072 --> 00:59:28,489 (gentle music continues) 1689 00:59:29,557 --> 00:59:31,800 - Lift me, lift me, lift me! 1690 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,720 - Just can't believe that, you know, the jump happened. 1691 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,190 You know, just in the interpretive dance, 1692 00:59:35,190 --> 00:59:36,720 just the whole jump thing. 1693 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,896 But it's fine. 1694 00:59:37,896 --> 00:59:40,512 - Try again, try again, try again! 1695 00:59:42,090 --> 00:59:44,010 I tell him exactly how to lift me ahead of time. 1696 00:59:44,010 --> 00:59:45,990 He's weak as shit. He's got bird bones. 1697 00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:48,000 He absolutely fucks it major. 1698 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,380 - [Sam] And that's your time, guys. 1699 00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:51,960 - [Josh] Could I have done the jump? Yes. 1700 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,520 Did I do the jump well? No. 1701 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,200 - I'm gonna kill him, skin him today. 1702 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,658 (X's buzzing) 1703 00:59:58,658 --> 01:00:01,860 - If I could sum up a being voted out in one sentence, 1704 01:00:01,860 --> 01:00:03,618 it would be like, 1705 01:00:03,618 --> 01:00:04,666 (clicks tongue) "I knew it." 1706 01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:05,760 - I was really impressed, 1707 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,820 but, at this level, it has to be immaculate, 1708 01:00:08,820 --> 01:00:11,250 and there was a failed jump-catch situation 1709 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:12,570 and that's the only reason. 1710 01:00:12,570 --> 01:00:14,220 - That's the only reason? 1711 01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:15,990 - How would you like to die? 1712 01:00:15,990 --> 01:00:17,640 - Cut me open, my insides, 1713 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,500 and then cut Josh up and switch the insides. 1714 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,730 - Oh, that's pretty cute. 1715 01:00:20,730 --> 01:00:22,560 That's good. Together. 1716 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,610 - I hate Josh Ruben. 1717 01:00:23,610 --> 01:00:25,710 I never wanna look at him ever again in my entire life. 1718 01:00:25,710 --> 01:00:27,480 He makes me sick to my stomach. 1719 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,590 We both fucked up the jump. 1720 01:00:28,590 --> 01:00:30,930 - Was it kind of Anna's fault? Mm. 1721 01:00:30,930 --> 01:00:32,775 - We both fucked up the jump. 1722 01:00:32,775 --> 01:00:34,050 - We're not gonna talk about it though. 1723 01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:36,870 - That brings us to round four. 1724 01:00:36,870 --> 01:00:38,730 - Wow. - I cannot believe it. 1725 01:00:38,730 --> 01:00:39,872 - [Jacquis] Oh my gosh, the pigs. 1726 01:00:39,872 --> 01:00:43,675 I can't believe I lasted this long. 1727 01:00:43,675 --> 01:00:46,308 - Dinner for 24. 1728 01:00:46,308 --> 01:00:47,747 - 24? - 24? 1729 01:00:47,747 --> 01:00:48,617 - For 26. 1730 01:00:48,617 --> 01:00:50,710 - They don't have tables that big there, man! 1731 01:00:50,710 --> 01:00:51,993 - They don't have tables that big. 1732 01:00:51,993 --> 01:00:53,791 - For 28. - It's not enough room, man! 1733 01:00:53,791 --> 01:00:55,063 - For 30. 1734 01:00:55,063 --> 01:00:57,330 - That's 300 triple dippers, dude! 1735 01:00:57,330 --> 01:01:01,757 - Or one very big dinner for one very hungry boy. 1736 01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:05,007 - Please welcome back our voted-off players as judges. 1737 01:01:05,007 --> 01:01:06,630 - Piggies! - Good vibes! 1738 01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:09,467 - Yep. - Piggies! 1739 01:01:11,883 --> 01:01:12,716 - Hi! 1740 01:01:12,716 --> 01:01:16,018 - Let's see who's up first in round four. 1741 01:01:16,018 --> 01:01:18,510 (suspenseful music) 1742 01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:20,160 Kurt. - Dumb or dangerous? 1743 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:21,070 I'll let you choose. 1744 01:01:21,070 --> 01:01:22,170 - Dumb. - Dumb. 1745 01:01:22,170 --> 01:01:24,450 - Okay, I can make it sound like I'm blowing over 1746 01:01:24,450 --> 01:01:25,903 like an empty glass bottle. 1747 01:01:25,903 --> 01:01:27,115 - Okay. - Okay. 1748 01:01:27,115 --> 01:01:31,948 (Kurt whistling "Mary had a Little Lamb") 1749 01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:36,090 Listen, you pitched dumb. 1750 01:01:36,090 --> 01:01:37,230 - No, I didn't like how the, 1751 01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:38,550 sometimes you went to the right 1752 01:01:38,550 --> 01:01:39,990 and the note got higher. - Yeah. 1753 01:01:39,990 --> 01:01:41,430 - And then, other times it got lower. 1754 01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:43,920 - You don't like the way I arranged my bottles? 1755 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,450 - You know what sucks, Kurt? 1756 01:01:45,450 --> 01:01:47,760 He's just convinced me, I'm sorry. 1757 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,560 - So I came up with my means of death 1758 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,980 as soon as I saw the first person voted out. 1759 01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:54,420 I would like to be kissed on the lips by Sam Reich. 1760 01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:55,684 - Aw. - Aw. 1761 01:01:55,684 --> 01:01:57,240 (contestants laughing) 1762 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,606 - Do it, Sam! Do it! 1763 01:01:59,606 --> 01:02:02,580 (contestants cheering) 1764 01:02:02,580 --> 01:02:04,320 - He did it and he's got very soft lips, 1765 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,240 if you were wondering. 1766 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,150 I was wondering would our beards connect like Velcro? 1767 01:02:09,150 --> 01:02:11,010 And they didn't, which disappointed me, 1768 01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:12,810 'cause it made the kiss, like, short. 1769 01:02:12,810 --> 01:02:14,850 But what if they just kinda stuck together? 1770 01:02:14,850 --> 01:02:16,230 - [Jacquis] Dropout fans are gonna go 1771 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:18,960 fucking crazy over that. - Oh yes. 1772 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,582 - Oscar. - Yay, Oscar! 1773 01:02:21,582 --> 01:02:25,650 - I'm going to learn something from white culture. 1774 01:02:25,650 --> 01:02:28,731 And, apparently, there is a husband calling competition- 1775 01:02:28,731 --> 01:02:30,450 - Yeah, oh my gosh. - In the Midwest. 1776 01:02:30,450 --> 01:02:32,520 Check it on YouTube. It is a real thing. 1777 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,980 And I will do that talent for you. 1778 01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:35,880 All right? - Yep. 1779 01:02:36,975 --> 01:02:39,236 - Gary! 1780 01:02:39,236 --> 01:02:40,851 Gary-Gary-Gary-Gary! 1781 01:02:40,851 --> 01:02:41,994 Gary! 1782 01:02:41,994 --> 01:02:44,040 Your dinner's getting cold! 1783 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,365 Gary, come down right now! 1784 01:02:46,365 --> 01:02:48,283 Gary! 1785 01:02:48,283 --> 01:02:49,970 Gary-Gary-Gary-Gary! 1786 01:02:49,970 --> 01:02:51,070 Gary, I made you mashed potatoes! 1787 01:02:51,070 --> 01:02:52,830 - And time, Oscar. - Gary! 1788 01:02:52,830 --> 01:02:55,980 - Before you blow out your voice, my friend. 1789 01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:56,980 - Thank you. - Woo! 1790 01:02:58,290 --> 01:03:00,331 - That was spot-on white lady culture. 1791 01:03:00,331 --> 01:03:01,500 - Thank you. - I respect. 1792 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:03,571 - My culture is not your talent. 1793 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,140 - Extended jury, please cast your votes. 1794 01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:08,234 - Whoa! - You guys. 1795 01:03:08,234 --> 01:03:09,146 - Brilliant. - You guys! 1796 01:03:09,146 --> 01:03:11,892 - You're through, Oscar! - Wait, what? Really? 1797 01:03:13,763 --> 01:03:15,510 - Kaylin. - I do do stand-up. 1798 01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:18,120 I would rather have elected to die 1799 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:21,630 than to do it in front of my favorite stand-up, 1800 01:03:21,630 --> 01:03:23,400 Maria Bamford, but... 1801 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,540 I'm gonna do stand-up. 1802 01:03:24,540 --> 01:03:25,373 - Do it. 1803 01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:28,140 - Gosh, it's so nice looking around the room 1804 01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:30,895 and knowing that there's more than just you 1805 01:03:30,895 --> 01:03:32,612 who's mentally ill, you know? 1806 01:03:32,612 --> 01:03:33,695 - Yeah! - Woo! 1807 01:03:34,698 --> 01:03:37,620 - And I think some people get scared 1808 01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,360 about being called crazy. 1809 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:43,350 But crazy people can be powerful. 1810 01:03:43,350 --> 01:03:46,650 You know, like I can scream on trains, right? 1811 01:03:46,650 --> 01:03:48,840 I made it through two jokes and I was so nervous, 1812 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,910 and that's also normal for me on stage. 1813 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,860 So it was sort of the same as always. 1814 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:53,970 I was performing to three people. 1815 01:03:53,970 --> 01:03:55,530 Once again, the standard. 1816 01:03:55,530 --> 01:03:57,360 I think I'm one God complex away 1817 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,610 from becoming like a pop star. 1818 01:03:59,610 --> 01:04:02,010 And I've thought through my first song 1819 01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:04,010 and it's gonna go something like this... 1820 01:04:05,396 --> 01:04:08,249 ♪ I am God, heaven is my ass ♪ 1821 01:04:08,249 --> 01:04:11,235 (contestants laughing) 1822 01:04:11,235 --> 01:04:14,523 ♪ If you die, you get to squeeze into my ass ♪ 1823 01:04:14,523 --> 01:04:17,220 (contestants laughing) 1824 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,498 I do have a dad. 1825 01:04:18,498 --> 01:04:20,160 (contestants laughing) 1826 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,570 He's a pretty anxious guy, 1827 01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:24,150 always sort of roaming whatever room his family wasn't in. 1828 01:04:24,150 --> 01:04:26,250 It was kinda like living with a ghost, right? 1829 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:29,940 He'd leave lights on or move random things around. 1830 01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:31,410 My mother never believed in him. 1831 01:04:31,410 --> 01:04:32,970 - Oh. 1832 01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:34,710 - And that's your time, Kaylin. 1833 01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:36,560 - Nice. - Wow. 1834 01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:40,200 - That is one check mark from Maria. 1835 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,280 - It was very good, 1836 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,830 but it's the second ghost-based stand-up joke 1837 01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:45,780 we've heard today. - Sure. 1838 01:04:45,780 --> 01:04:47,490 - We'll put it up to the extended jury. 1839 01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:48,737 - Okay. 1840 01:04:48,737 --> 01:04:51,566 - You are through, Kaylin. - Okay. Okay. 1841 01:04:51,566 --> 01:04:53,591 Okay. - You are through. 1842 01:04:53,591 --> 01:04:55,007 - Wow, that's crazy. 1843 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:57,060 Zach. 1844 01:04:57,060 --> 01:05:00,540 - This will be an act of a master of disguise. 1845 01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:01,980 I'm going to ask you to close your eyes. 1846 01:05:01,980 --> 01:05:05,133 When you open them, you will each have a guess to find me. 1847 01:05:06,801 --> 01:05:10,051 (gentle playful music) 1848 01:05:11,003 --> 01:05:12,764 Turn this way. 1849 01:05:12,764 --> 01:05:14,856 And kneel down on three. 1850 01:05:14,856 --> 01:05:17,835 One, two, 1851 01:05:17,835 --> 01:05:19,335 three, kneel down. 1852 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:24,810 - And, Zach, would you like them to open their eyes? 1853 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:26,250 I'm guessing so. - Yeah, open your eyes. 1854 01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,573 Oops, I suck. - I mean, so one to the right. 1855 01:05:28,573 --> 01:05:30,450 - Oh, foiled immediately! 1856 01:05:30,450 --> 01:05:32,079 Yeah, I absolutely deserved to be voted out 1857 01:05:32,079 --> 01:05:33,150 when I voted out. 1858 01:05:33,150 --> 01:05:36,353 Should I have said, "Yes, I'm ready" out loud 1859 01:05:36,353 --> 01:05:38,542 sort of immediately letting everyone know 1860 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:39,540 specifically where I was? 1861 01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:40,373 No. 1862 01:05:40,373 --> 01:05:42,810 - Now, Zach, how would you like to die? 1863 01:05:42,810 --> 01:05:44,490 - Wrapped in the wings of a phoenix, 1864 01:05:44,490 --> 01:05:46,054 and then we both turn to ash. 1865 01:05:46,054 --> 01:05:47,940 - Ah! - To both be reborn 1866 01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:48,840 next season. 1867 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,023 - Would you please follow Grim Reaperino offstage? 1868 01:05:53,641 --> 01:05:56,370 - To everyone at home, you can do anything. 1869 01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:58,350 And sometimes your friends will vote you out of a game 1870 01:05:58,350 --> 01:05:59,280 for doing that thing. 1871 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,170 But don't do it for them. 1872 01:06:01,170 --> 01:06:03,000 You do it for you. - Jacob. 1873 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,590 - One of my favorite things I learned at Julliard 1874 01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:06,630 was how to read minds. 1875 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,250 What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have you pick a card. 1876 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,330 You're gonna envision the card. 1877 01:06:09,330 --> 01:06:10,590 I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. 1878 01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:11,940 That's very fair. Thank you so much. 1879 01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:13,290 - I can't. I can't. 1880 01:06:13,290 --> 01:06:15,360 (contestants laughing) - All right. 1881 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,980 So don't say anything out loud until the very end. 1882 01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:18,420 All right? Pick a card. 1883 01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:20,790 Great. Pull it out, I wanna show it to everybody. 1884 01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:23,070 Thank you so much. I'll show it to all of you guys. 1885 01:06:23,070 --> 01:06:25,200 Can we get it on a camera? - [Maria] Okay. 1886 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,033 - Okay, just a quick reminder, 1887 01:06:26,033 --> 01:06:27,660 I'm gonna ask you a series of questions about the card. 1888 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:28,530 Don't verbally say it. 1889 01:06:28,530 --> 01:06:29,680 Answer the questions in your mind. 1890 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,633 - Yeah. - Okay? 1891 01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:33,030 Red or black? 1892 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:37,350 Okay, you had a small micro movement when I said red. 1893 01:06:37,350 --> 01:06:40,140 And you just blinked, so that lets me know that it's... 1894 01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:41,850 Okay, well, you're being cute, that's very cute. 1895 01:06:41,850 --> 01:06:43,110 You're being cute. So it's not red, actually. 1896 01:06:43,110 --> 01:06:44,550 It's black. Is it high or low? 1897 01:06:44,550 --> 01:06:47,220 High to me would be 10, jack, king, queen, ace. 1898 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,330 Low would be 10 and below. 1899 01:06:48,330 --> 01:06:50,220 It's low, you're smirking a little bit. 1900 01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:52,500 Is it five to one? 1901 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,850 Or is it five to 10? 1902 01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:55,740 Black, clubs, spades? - 10 seconds, Jacob. 1903 01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:59,910 - Just tell us how you do it. - He hasn't done anything yet. 1904 01:06:59,910 --> 01:07:03,300 - Five below, five above? It's five. 1905 01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:05,640 It's the five club, spades. 1906 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:06,473 It's the five of spades. 1907 01:07:06,473 --> 01:07:08,190 Was that your card? - What the fuck, man? 1908 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:11,083 - Was that your card? - What the hell was that? 1909 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,212 (contestants clapping) - [Maria] No. 1910 01:07:12,212 --> 01:07:13,593 - Maria, you gotta give it to him. 1911 01:07:13,593 --> 01:07:14,970 You gotta give it to him. 1912 01:07:14,970 --> 01:07:16,570 Maria, the thing's... - What? 1913 01:07:17,610 --> 01:07:19,620 - I will say, I'm out of practice with it. 1914 01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:22,260 It's so much harder to do it on strangers. 1915 01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:25,890 And Gianmarco had like a series of very difficult tells, 1916 01:07:25,890 --> 01:07:28,500 but ultimately his neck gave it away. 1917 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,470 - Why was that not your first talent? 1918 01:07:31,470 --> 01:07:32,880 - Well, 'cause I wanted to connect with Maria 1919 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:33,713 'cause I haven't seen her in a long time. 1920 01:07:33,713 --> 01:07:34,770 - You were like, "Oh, hey, how's it going?" 1921 01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:36,960 instead of, "I can read your fucking mind"? 1922 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:37,793 - I had faith. 1923 01:07:37,793 --> 01:07:39,750 - Maria did give us an X. 1924 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,220 - Maria, you gotta reconsider. 1925 01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,110 The things that you have given checks to are- 1926 01:07:43,110 --> 01:07:44,267 - You gave that an X? - Out of this world. 1927 01:07:44,267 --> 01:07:45,841 - No, no, no, no! - We witnessed 1928 01:07:45,841 --> 01:07:47,757 a real magic thing! - I am genuinely 1929 01:07:47,757 --> 01:07:48,590 angry about magic! - I will turn 1930 01:07:48,590 --> 01:07:49,830 to the extended jury. 1931 01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:51,830 - It's not magic, I'm reading minds! 1932 01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,880 Thank you, friends. - You're sailing through. 1933 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,670 Sailing through. - Maria, that was incredible. 1934 01:07:56,670 --> 01:07:57,503 - Jacquis. 1935 01:07:57,503 --> 01:08:00,120 - I'm a kid of the '90s. I love Nicktoons. 1936 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,013 I love "The Rugrats." 1937 01:08:01,013 --> 01:08:03,381 ♪ This is the Rug, Rugrats ♪ 1938 01:08:03,381 --> 01:08:06,661 ♪ Angelica is imagining all of this ♪ 1939 01:08:06,661 --> 01:08:09,960 ♪ And the kids are dead, dead, dead ♪ 1940 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,640 - Tommy's dead, Lily's dead. 1941 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,380 Phil is dead, Chuckie's dead. 1942 01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:14,670 She ain't got no friends. 1943 01:08:14,670 --> 01:08:16,050 They're all in her head. 1944 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,523 That's a good conspiracy. 1945 01:08:17,523 --> 01:08:19,413 ♪ Tommy died in childbirth ♪ 1946 01:08:19,413 --> 01:08:20,713 (Sam laughing) (X's buzzing) 1947 01:08:20,713 --> 01:08:22,440 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Kumail, we're in your hands 1948 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,683 with two X's. - I'm sorry. 1949 01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,576 - I just don't think child death is funny. 1950 01:08:25,576 --> 01:08:27,926 (contestants laughing) - Damn! 1951 01:08:27,926 --> 01:08:29,310 - To get eliminated on that, 1952 01:08:29,310 --> 01:08:33,030 when I actually bared my soul and played the piano. 1953 01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:34,320 - How would you like to die? 1954 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:35,225 - In childbirth. 1955 01:08:35,225 --> 01:08:38,010 (contestants laughing) 1956 01:08:38,010 --> 01:08:39,840 - I would love to die walking down 1957 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,910 a beautiful street in Chicago. [VO] Hey, go Cubs! 1958 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:43,560 And I come up on the plant 1959 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,931 and it's actually Audrey II, 1960 01:08:44,931 --> 01:08:47,762 and it eats me alive. - [VO] Feed me, Jacquis! 1961 01:08:47,762 --> 01:08:50,345 (sad Rugrats music) 1962 01:08:53,315 --> 01:08:55,917 - [Sam] Ify. - All right, in a minute, 1963 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:57,840 I'm gonna draw all of our judges 1964 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,730 as "Dragon Ball Z" characters. 1965 01:08:59,730 --> 01:09:00,563 - Uh-oh. - Nice. 1966 01:09:00,563 --> 01:09:01,500 - In one minute? - Yes. 1967 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:02,580 - [Gianmarco] That's playing my sweet spot. 1968 01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:05,366 - Ify, your time starts now. 1969 01:09:05,366 --> 01:09:07,072 (thrilling music) 1970 01:09:07,072 --> 01:09:09,239 - Come on, Ify! - Let's go! 1971 01:09:10,078 --> 01:09:11,760 You got this, Ify! - One minute? Impossible! 1972 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,590 There's no way! - He's actually doing it! 1973 01:09:13,590 --> 01:09:14,430 Ah! Ah! - If he does, 1974 01:09:14,430 --> 01:09:16,830 this changes everything! - Look at his wrist movements. 1975 01:09:16,830 --> 01:09:18,353 They're so quick! 1976 01:09:18,353 --> 01:09:21,480 - [Sam] 10 seconds, Ify! 1977 01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:23,850 - [Group] Five, four, three, 1978 01:09:23,850 --> 01:09:26,508 two, one. 1979 01:09:26,508 --> 01:09:27,842 - Pencils down. 1980 01:09:27,842 --> 01:09:31,092 (contestants cheering) 1981 01:09:32,656 --> 01:09:35,073 - Okay. - That's really good! 1982 01:09:37,394 --> 01:09:39,582 - Have you never seen "Dragon Ball Z"? 1983 01:09:39,582 --> 01:09:41,910 - I have seen "Dragon Ball." 1984 01:09:41,910 --> 01:09:43,579 We're all just going Super Saiyan? 1985 01:09:43,579 --> 01:09:44,902 - Yes, you're all Super Saiyan. 1986 01:09:44,902 --> 01:09:47,042 Why would I not make you Saiyans, you know? 1987 01:09:47,042 --> 01:09:49,767 - I'm in, dude. - My chest is far too bosomy. 1988 01:09:49,767 --> 01:09:50,880 (Jacquis laughs) 1989 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,760 - Extended jury, please cast your votes. 1990 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,680 Players are actively debating 1991 01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:58,230 the talent versus their wrap time. 1992 01:09:58,230 --> 01:10:00,930 In three, two, one. 1993 01:10:00,930 --> 01:10:01,763 Show me. 1994 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,230 - Oh my goodness. 1995 01:10:04,230 --> 01:10:06,900 I can't believe they voted against the drawing. 1996 01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:09,510 - How would you like to die? 1997 01:10:09,510 --> 01:10:11,250 - I think me and Emily in a convertible 1998 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:13,680 driving off into the sunset as it flies 1999 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,300 slowly into the air. - [VO] All right, babe, punch it. 2000 01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,430 - But really what I meant to do 2001 01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:20,340 is have my chance to go Super Saiyan on "Game Changers." 2002 01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:22,022 So we can just do that now. 2003 01:10:22,022 --> 01:10:26,693 (Ify grunting) (graphics whooshing) 2004 01:10:26,693 --> 01:10:30,829 (graphic explodes) (Ify grunting) 2005 01:10:30,829 --> 01:10:32,730 - Kimia. - Kimia! 2006 01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:34,080 - Hey, I'll do some taekwondo. 2007 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,220 - Yes! - Yeah! 2008 01:10:35,220 --> 01:10:36,546 - Yeah, I know taekwondo. 2009 01:10:36,546 --> 01:10:39,129 (upbeat music) 2010 01:10:40,684 --> 01:10:43,259 (Kimia grunts) (contestants cheer) 2011 01:10:43,259 --> 01:10:45,310 (Kimia grunts) - Woo! 2012 01:10:45,310 --> 01:10:48,888 (Kimia whooshing) - Woo! 2013 01:10:48,888 --> 01:10:51,555 (Kimia sneezes) 2014 01:10:53,095 --> 01:10:53,928 (Kimia sneezes) 2015 01:10:53,928 --> 01:10:55,534 - Bless you! (upbeat music) 2016 01:10:55,534 --> 01:10:57,170 - Yeah! - Bless you. 2017 01:10:57,170 --> 01:11:00,780 Now is that someone who was allergic to taekwondo? 2018 01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,910 - I didn't get to do my sneezing sound effect before, 2019 01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:04,680 so I just kinda added it in here. 2020 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,840 - [Sam] That is two out of three. 2021 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,420 So we will turn it over to our extended committee. 2022 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:10,253 - Guys. 2023 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:12,590 - Kimia, you're through! 2024 01:11:12,590 --> 01:11:13,590 - Oh! 2025 01:11:13,590 --> 01:11:16,380 (contestants clapping) 2026 01:11:16,380 --> 01:11:19,755 I'm trying so hard not to be talented, but... 2027 01:11:20,790 --> 01:11:21,707 - Demi. - Are you all familiar 2028 01:11:21,707 --> 01:11:23,250 with the work of The Smiths? 2029 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,083 - Yes. - Yeah! 2030 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,670 - Well, I would like to make up a Smiths song right now 2031 01:11:26,670 --> 01:11:29,400 with my somewhat passable Morrissey impression. 2032 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,233 - Woo! - Nice. 2033 01:11:31,508 --> 01:11:33,803 ♪ We're at "Game Changer" ♪ 2034 01:11:33,803 --> 01:11:36,262 ♪ And we're here for show ♪ 2035 01:11:36,262 --> 01:11:38,556 ♪ We're at "Game Changer" ♪ 2036 01:11:38,556 --> 01:11:41,191 ♪ It's something everyone knows ♪ 2037 01:11:41,191 --> 01:11:43,701 ♪ We're at "Game Changer" ♪ 2038 01:11:43,701 --> 01:11:45,164 - Don't do this to me! 2039 01:11:45,164 --> 01:11:46,158 Fuck! 2040 01:11:46,158 --> 01:11:47,100 I think that was a bad idea, 2041 01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:49,950 because I am not good at musical improv. 2042 01:11:49,950 --> 01:11:51,300 - How would you like to die? 2043 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:54,150 - Hit by car. (car crashes) 2044 01:11:54,150 --> 01:11:56,490 Take me to that beautiful car! 2045 01:11:56,490 --> 01:11:57,810 - Goodbye, Demi! - Okay, bye. 2046 01:11:57,810 --> 01:11:59,760 Hey, take it all the way for me, baby. 2047 01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,708 - Which brings us to round five. 2048 01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:04,920 (mysterious music) 2049 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,470 - It's too many meals, Sam! 2050 01:12:07,470 --> 01:12:09,420 It's too many people at the table! 2051 01:12:09,420 --> 01:12:12,132 - Dinner for 32. 2052 01:12:12,132 --> 01:12:13,193 For 34. 2053 01:12:13,193 --> 01:12:15,343 - What could we do with that? - For 36. 2054 01:12:15,343 --> 01:12:16,942 For 38. - They don't have enough product 2055 01:12:16,942 --> 01:12:17,970 in the fridge! 2056 01:12:17,970 --> 01:12:19,353 - We can all bring our spouses. 2057 01:12:19,353 --> 01:12:21,990 - And 40. - Wow. 2058 01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:24,021 - Hi, Chili's, table for 40. 2059 01:12:24,021 --> 01:12:26,070 (cast & crew laughing) 2060 01:12:26,070 --> 01:12:27,855 - We have four players left. 2061 01:12:27,855 --> 01:12:29,670 (contestants cheering) 2062 01:12:29,670 --> 01:12:31,770 There are no more rounds to our show. 2063 01:12:31,770 --> 01:12:33,240 We will continue to go 2064 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,398 until there is a last talent standing. 2065 01:12:35,398 --> 01:12:36,784 - Whoa! - Wow! 2066 01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:40,135 - Piggies! - Come on back in here. 2067 01:12:40,135 --> 01:12:42,176 - Piggies! - Yeah! 2068 01:12:42,176 --> 01:12:44,759 (upbeat music) 2069 01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,910 - And with that, let's begin the final round. 2070 01:12:50,910 --> 01:12:52,290 - No matter what, it's cool, man. 2071 01:12:52,290 --> 01:12:54,270 - I heard Jacob shit talking to y'all backstage. 2072 01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:55,620 - Backstage? 2073 01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:57,570 I hate y'all. 2074 01:12:57,570 --> 01:12:59,243 I'll do it on stage. 2075 01:12:59,243 --> 01:13:01,405 - Kaylin. 2076 01:13:01,405 --> 01:13:02,359 - Okay. 2077 01:13:02,359 --> 01:13:04,163 - Oh, we got a toaster. 2078 01:13:04,163 --> 01:13:04,996 She's about to electrocute. 2079 01:13:04,996 --> 01:13:06,754 - Yep. - I'm gonna die today. 2080 01:13:06,754 --> 01:13:07,800 (Sam laughs) 2081 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,840 Once I ran out of ideas... 2082 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,280 - Oh, ouch. - Oh. 2083 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,723 - Big time fuck-it mode. 2084 01:13:13,835 --> 01:13:16,785 A talent competition takes you right back to middle school. 2085 01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:19,890 Absolutely sweaty and afraid, 2086 01:13:19,890 --> 01:13:22,078 and I wanna go home to my mom and dad. 2087 01:13:22,078 --> 01:13:24,830 (gentle music) 2088 01:13:24,830 --> 01:13:27,580 (Kaylin gasping) 2089 01:13:28,428 --> 01:13:29,268 - Oh god. 2090 01:13:29,268 --> 01:13:31,851 (gentle music) 2091 01:13:33,172 --> 01:13:34,989 - Wow, Kaylin. 2092 01:13:36,270 --> 01:13:38,520 We have a check mark and an X. 2093 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,150 Extended jury, please show me your votes. 2094 01:13:42,150 --> 01:13:45,270 Kaylin, you are sailing through to the next round. 2095 01:13:45,270 --> 01:13:47,365 - Shocked that that was not the round that killed me. 2096 01:13:47,365 --> 01:13:49,731 Okay. They liked that. 2097 01:13:49,731 --> 01:13:50,564 - Kimia. 2098 01:13:50,564 --> 01:13:52,050 - Okay, so I'm gonna do an impression 2099 01:13:52,050 --> 01:13:53,984 that only I can understand. 2100 01:13:53,984 --> 01:13:55,410 (contestants laugh) - Yeah! 2101 01:13:55,410 --> 01:13:59,850 - This is an impression of my dog being kissed by my wife. 2102 01:13:59,850 --> 01:14:02,700 So I need a volunteer to just like kind of give me 2103 01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,800 slow pecks on the cheek. 2104 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,330 Okay, yeah, here we go. 2105 01:14:06,330 --> 01:14:07,903 Just slow ones. 2106 01:14:09,334 --> 01:14:12,342 (contestants laughing) 2107 01:14:12,342 --> 01:14:16,051 (Sam laughing) (check mark chimes) 2108 01:14:16,051 --> 01:14:19,099 (contestants laughing) 2109 01:14:19,099 --> 01:14:20,760 (contestants clapping) (check mark chimes) 2110 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,351 - That's two check marks. 2111 01:14:22,351 --> 01:14:23,657 - All right. All right. 2112 01:14:23,657 --> 01:14:27,330 (contestants cheering) 2113 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:29,430 - My family's gonna love that. 2114 01:14:29,430 --> 01:14:31,500 - Jacob. - Julliard's an acting school 2115 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,730 and I'm going to attempt- 2116 01:14:32,730 --> 01:14:34,470 - Wait, it does a lot of disciplines. 2117 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,040 - Yeah, and you keep mentioning it. 2118 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,200 - It's a great no, and I hear you. 2119 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,420 - Did you actually? - Seven years. 2120 01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:41,367 - Is seven years a good thing or a bad thing? 2121 01:14:41,367 --> 01:14:42,600 - That's up to you, man. 2122 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,637 - I've already made up my mind 2123 01:14:43,637 --> 01:14:46,050 'cause of the Julliard thing. - At Julliard, 2124 01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:48,300 we do acting, I'm gonna get lost in the role. 2125 01:14:53,834 --> 01:14:54,667 - No! 2126 01:14:55,715 --> 01:14:57,925 No, now you're killing me off! 2127 01:14:57,925 --> 01:14:59,490 No! 2128 01:14:59,490 --> 01:15:01,050 - You know what, actually? 2129 01:15:01,050 --> 01:15:02,430 I'm recognizing something. - Sure. 2130 01:15:02,430 --> 01:15:03,810 - I'm the only straight white guy left. 2131 01:15:03,810 --> 01:15:05,070 I'm gonna eliminate myself 2132 01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:06,748 and give voices to people who matter. 2133 01:15:06,748 --> 01:15:09,217 - Oh! - Oh, shit! 2134 01:15:09,217 --> 01:15:10,050 - Big ally move there. 2135 01:15:10,050 --> 01:15:11,340 Super humble, super normal. 2136 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,203 - No, vote him out! - I said yes. 2137 01:15:13,203 --> 01:15:14,913 - Fuck you! - I said yes. 2138 01:15:14,913 --> 01:15:16,077 - Oh, boo! 2139 01:15:16,077 --> 01:15:19,350 - Classic white male propaganda! 2140 01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:20,460 - I have to count these. 2141 01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:22,020 Put up your actual votes. 2142 01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:24,630 - I just wanna go smoke a joint in my car! 2143 01:15:24,630 --> 01:15:27,190 - You're still in, Jacob! 2144 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:29,647 - I hope you feel bad! (contestants clapping) 2145 01:15:29,647 --> 01:15:31,077 - This sucks! - I hope you feel bad! 2146 01:15:31,077 --> 01:15:34,740 - You are all going to regret this! 2147 01:15:34,740 --> 01:15:35,820 - Oscar. 2148 01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:36,653 - Okay. 2149 01:15:38,087 --> 01:15:40,320 I would like to continue this trend 2150 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:44,190 by saying that I am gonna use my talent of confidence 2151 01:15:44,190 --> 01:15:46,810 to demand a check from the three of you. 2152 01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:49,770 (contestants cheering) 2153 01:15:49,770 --> 01:15:51,156 - Do it. - I already did. 2154 01:15:51,156 --> 01:15:52,440 - You didn't. No. - No, you did not. 2155 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:55,320 - I feel like I can just ask for it and receive it. 2156 01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:56,153 - I'm saying yes. 2157 01:15:56,153 --> 01:15:58,710 If you guys want, we'll be here all fucking night. 2158 01:15:58,710 --> 01:15:59,670 Try me! 2159 01:15:59,670 --> 01:16:01,020 I got plenty of time! 2160 01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:03,570 - Lets go into golden hour! - We're gonna yes everybody. 2161 01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:04,403 How about that? 2162 01:16:04,403 --> 01:16:07,380 - That's where it started folding in on itself 2163 01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:09,012 as most "Game Changer" episodes do. 2164 01:16:09,012 --> 01:16:10,134 - Okay, okay, okay. - Second meal! 2165 01:16:10,134 --> 01:16:11,060 - I'm a no! - Second meal! 2166 01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:12,261 - You guys do it! 2167 01:16:12,261 --> 01:16:13,800 You guys dissent! - Second meal! 2168 01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:17,460 - Second meal is when you've been trapped on a set 2169 01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:20,160 for more of the hours than you're supposed to, 2170 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,660 so you owe everyone another meal. 2171 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:25,740 So kind of just extending the day even longer. 2172 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:28,020 - Extended jury, three, two, one. 2173 01:16:28,020 --> 01:16:30,640 You are through, my friend! 2174 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,970 You are through. - Thank you. Thank you. 2175 01:16:32,970 --> 01:16:34,440 - Great job, Oscar! 2176 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:35,850 - So we're all aware of the low bar 2177 01:16:35,850 --> 01:16:37,140 we've set for the rest of the night. 2178 01:16:37,140 --> 01:16:38,070 - Jacob. - Okay. 2179 01:16:38,070 --> 01:16:40,668 - I dare you to mention your education. 2180 01:16:40,668 --> 01:16:41,945 - [contestants] White man thing! 2181 01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:44,250 White man thing! White man thing! 2182 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,120 - Can we get the medic? 2183 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,260 I would like his help. 2184 01:16:46,260 --> 01:16:48,600 My next talent is going to be remaining extremely calm. 2185 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,370 I'm gonna do a problematic impression. 2186 01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:53,190 All of you, feel free, after the impression's done, 2187 01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:54,780 to berate me with mean things. 2188 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:55,800 I will not change my heartbeat. 2189 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,600 - Jose, thank you for joining us. 2190 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,400 - Is this the most frivolous time 2191 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,170 you've been asked to do your job? 2192 01:17:01,170 --> 01:17:02,730 - No. - Okay. 2193 01:17:02,730 --> 01:17:04,350 - Really? - We had him steal 2194 01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:05,850 Jacob's blood one time. 2195 01:17:05,850 --> 01:17:08,010 - Truly, no bit, stolen my blood. 2196 01:17:08,010 --> 01:17:08,850 Okay. - Go for it, Jacob. 2197 01:17:08,850 --> 01:17:11,300 - Yeah, this is an impression of Michael Jackson. 2198 01:17:12,349 --> 01:17:14,154 ♪ Get ya beat on ♪ 2199 01:17:14,154 --> 01:17:15,477 ♪ Tee-hee ♪ 2200 01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:17,670 ♪ Shamone, ti-bi-ti beat on ♪ 2201 01:17:17,670 --> 01:17:20,982 - Not offensive enough! - Be more offensive! 2202 01:17:20,982 --> 01:17:22,282 ♪ I'm going to fuck the kids ♪ 2203 01:17:22,282 --> 01:17:23,115 (Maria laughs) - Oh my god. 2204 01:17:23,115 --> 01:17:24,840 You're making me very nervous. 2205 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,400 - [Kumail] I wanna find out how his pulse is doing. 2206 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:27,690 - It's still regular. 2207 01:17:27,690 --> 01:17:28,710 - Wow! - Wow! 2208 01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:29,543 - You gotta give it to him. 2209 01:17:29,543 --> 01:17:33,300 - Extended jury, please cast your votes in three, two, one. 2210 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:34,980 - Whoa, wait! Oh shit! 2211 01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:37,530 - That is a failure! 2212 01:17:37,530 --> 01:17:39,303 - Hey, before I go... - Wow! 2213 01:17:39,303 --> 01:17:41,148 ♪ Get ya beat on ♪ 2214 01:17:41,148 --> 01:17:42,561 ♪ Shamone, shamone ♪ 2215 01:17:42,561 --> 01:17:44,010 ♪ Woo-choo ♪ 2216 01:17:44,010 --> 01:17:46,230 - Please describe the manner in which you'd like to die. 2217 01:17:46,230 --> 01:17:47,880 - I wanna get turned into a nug, 2218 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,200 and then I wanna get smoked out of bong 2219 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,202 and then I want MJ to cum on it. 2220 01:17:50,202 --> 01:17:51,111 ♪ Get ya beat on ♪ 2221 01:17:51,111 --> 01:17:55,851 (everyone laughing) - You asked, Sam! You asked! 2222 01:17:55,851 --> 01:17:57,526 You asked! 2223 01:17:58,603 --> 01:17:59,711 - I asked! 2224 01:18:01,075 --> 01:18:03,240 (ominous music) - He's just leaving! 2225 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,907 - [Jacob] I'm trying to smoke weed in my car! 2226 01:18:05,907 --> 01:18:07,800 - Put your pig shit on! 2227 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,535 - [contestants] Put your pig shit on! 2228 01:18:09,535 --> 01:18:11,402 - Kimia. - Okay. 2229 01:18:14,034 --> 01:18:14,915 (ball boings) 2230 01:18:14,915 --> 01:18:16,052 - [contestants] Aw! 2231 01:18:16,052 --> 01:18:16,963 - I missed. 2232 01:18:16,963 --> 01:18:18,252 (check marks chiming) 2233 01:18:18,252 --> 01:18:20,262 (group laughing) 2234 01:18:20,262 --> 01:18:21,766 - Wow! 2235 01:18:21,766 --> 01:18:23,433 Still in! - Still in? 2236 01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:25,307 Okay, cool. 2237 01:18:27,445 --> 01:18:28,278 - Kaylin. 2238 01:18:29,490 --> 01:18:31,380 - So I'm gonna take my stance 2239 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:33,540 that I know will turn everyone against me. 2240 01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:35,850 It's an honest belief of mine. - Okay. 2241 01:18:35,850 --> 01:18:38,610 - And that is that I hate music. 2242 01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:40,121 I'm one of those people, let me tell you- 2243 01:18:40,121 --> 01:18:41,190 - What about Michael Jackson? 2244 01:18:41,190 --> 01:18:43,410 - It's on all the time. 2245 01:18:43,410 --> 01:18:45,510 And I have to deal with that. 2246 01:18:45,510 --> 01:18:46,980 And guess what? Guess what? 2247 01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:49,020 That's so cool that you have your whole brain. 2248 01:18:49,020 --> 01:18:50,190 I think it's so cool 2249 01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:52,230 that you guys have every piece of your brain. 2250 01:18:52,230 --> 01:18:53,340 I'm missing some. 2251 01:18:53,340 --> 01:18:55,680 - I love it. I love the honesty. 2252 01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:56,553 - That's two out of three of you! 2253 01:18:56,553 --> 01:18:57,480 - You know what, Kaylin? 2254 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,880 I hate music, too. 2255 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:01,620 I think music sucks! 2256 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:03,187 - Except for the hobbit song. You cried. 2257 01:19:03,187 --> 01:19:05,190 - The hobbit song is the only one I like. 2258 01:19:05,190 --> 01:19:06,810 - Extended pool of judges. 2259 01:19:06,810 --> 01:19:08,100 - Thank you for your time. 2260 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,740 Yes! - Failure. 2261 01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:12,090 I was relieved to be voted out. 2262 01:19:12,090 --> 01:19:14,820 I had nothing to start with and even less to finish with. 2263 01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:16,987 - How would you like to die? 2264 01:19:16,987 --> 01:19:21,030 - I would love a couple of ladies to drag me off. 2265 01:19:21,030 --> 01:19:22,900 That is how I would like to die for real. 2266 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:23,929 - Get out of here! - Okay! 2267 01:19:23,929 --> 01:19:27,371 - Come on! - Yeah! 2268 01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:28,642 - Come on! - This rocks! 2269 01:19:28,642 --> 01:19:30,390 Whoa! 2270 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:31,320 - I think that we can say 2271 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,210 that Kaylin should've been disqualified there 2272 01:19:33,210 --> 01:19:34,650 for essentially doing stand-up again. 2273 01:19:34,650 --> 01:19:35,970 There is one rule to this game, 2274 01:19:35,970 --> 01:19:38,190 and you cannot repeat a talent. 2275 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:41,550 - Don't try and bring logic into it at this point. 2276 01:19:41,550 --> 01:19:43,800 We are where we are, dude, embrace it. 2277 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,851 - Oscar, it's your go. - Okay. 2278 01:19:45,851 --> 01:19:49,170 (contestants cheering) 2279 01:19:49,170 --> 01:19:51,944 My talent is to showcase someone else's talent. 2280 01:19:51,944 --> 01:19:52,777 (Maria gasps) 2281 01:19:52,777 --> 01:19:54,099 - Maria? - Que? 2282 01:19:54,099 --> 01:19:55,194 (Oscar speaking in Spanish) 2283 01:19:55,194 --> 01:19:59,852 - Si, (speaks in Spanish). 2284 01:19:59,852 --> 01:20:02,159 (Oscar speaking in Spanish) Maria. 2285 01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:04,944 - Gracias, oh, mi amor. 2286 01:20:04,944 --> 01:20:06,857 (Oscar speaking in Spanish) 2287 01:20:06,857 --> 01:20:11,774 (Maria speaking in Spanish) 2288 01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:17,817 (Maria continues speaking in Spanish) Central America. 2289 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:19,460 - Perfecto, muchas gracias, Maria. 2290 01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:21,454 - Gracias! - Wow. 2291 01:20:21,454 --> 01:20:25,260 (contestants cheering) 2292 01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:26,220 - [Gianmarco] Was that a real language? 2293 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,053 - Yes! 2294 01:20:27,053 --> 01:20:29,640 - You guys are so easily impressed! 2295 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:32,028 She speaks one other language? 2296 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:33,283 - One. (laughs) - Yeah, man. 2297 01:20:33,283 --> 01:20:35,730 - That's fair enough. - Yeah, we're American! 2298 01:20:35,730 --> 01:20:37,710 - Oscar, how many languages do you speak? 2299 01:20:37,710 --> 01:20:38,543 I speak three. 2300 01:20:38,543 --> 01:20:39,840 - Oh, what's the third one you speak? 2301 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:40,680 - I speak Italian. 2302 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,070 - You know what? That's very impressive. 2303 01:20:42,070 --> 01:20:45,697 (check marks chiming) (contestants cheering) 2304 01:20:45,697 --> 01:20:48,947 (contestants cheering) 2305 01:20:52,043 --> 01:20:54,790 - [contestants] Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! 2306 01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:55,708 - Kimia! 2307 01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:58,290 - [contestants] Kimia, Kimia! 2308 01:20:58,290 --> 01:21:00,510 - I'm gonna draw a dragon. 2309 01:21:00,510 --> 01:21:03,300 What's an impressive but reasonable amount of time? 2310 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:06,548 - 26 seconds. - Ready for me, Kimia? 2311 01:21:06,548 --> 01:21:07,607 - Yeah. 2312 01:21:07,607 --> 01:21:09,804 - Three, two, one, go. 2313 01:21:09,804 --> 01:21:11,490 (uptempo music) 2314 01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:13,410 - Here's the thing, before we started, 2315 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:14,377 Oscar and I were both like, 2316 01:21:14,377 --> 01:21:17,130 "What are we even gonna do here today? 2317 01:21:17,130 --> 01:21:18,900 We're gonna get out first." 2318 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:21,120 But then I made it so far. 2319 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,330 Well, if I made it this far, I have to win this game, 2320 01:21:24,330 --> 01:21:26,400 and I will cut Oscar's throat on this one. 2321 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,583 - And stop! 2322 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:29,987 (contestants cheering) - Yeah! 2323 01:21:29,987 --> 01:21:31,566 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 2324 01:21:31,566 --> 01:21:32,837 (check marks chiming) 2325 01:21:32,837 --> 01:21:35,370 - I have one question. What is the dragon's name? 2326 01:21:35,370 --> 01:21:36,494 - Dennis. 2327 01:21:36,494 --> 01:21:38,745 (check mark chimes) - Sailing through Kimia! 2328 01:21:38,745 --> 01:21:40,017 - [Kumail] That's good. That's really good. 2329 01:21:40,017 --> 01:21:42,542 - Sailing through. 2330 01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:44,490 Wow! 2331 01:21:44,490 --> 01:21:45,761 Oscar. - Okay. 2332 01:21:45,761 --> 01:21:49,325 When it was me and Kimia, my strategy was like, 2333 01:21:49,325 --> 01:21:52,680 "How do I get myself out of here so Kimia could win?" 2334 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:55,650 And I was like, "Well, I'll just do the same thing Kimia did 2335 01:21:55,650 --> 01:21:59,247 and fail getting the shot in the cube." 2336 01:22:01,603 --> 01:22:06,603 (contestants cheering) (triumphant music) 2337 01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:14,220 The handful of times I've played basketball, 2338 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:17,070 I have never managed to get a shot in a basket. 2339 01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:19,710 So that was a miracle. 2340 01:22:19,710 --> 01:22:21,090 - That's the first time anyone at Dropout's 2341 01:22:21,090 --> 01:22:23,090 ever made a shot. - True! 2342 01:22:24,117 --> 01:22:24,950 - Kimia! 2343 01:22:24,950 --> 01:22:26,850 - Can you guys play, like, a funk beat 2344 01:22:26,850 --> 01:22:28,664 like the beginning of "Carwash"? 2345 01:22:28,664 --> 01:22:31,164 (funky music) 2346 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,880 (funky music) - Woo! 2347 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:40,927 (funky music continues) 2348 01:22:40,927 --> 01:22:43,471 (funky music) - Woo! 2349 01:22:43,471 --> 01:22:45,267 (funky music) - Ow! 2350 01:22:45,267 --> 01:22:48,654 (funky music continues) 2351 01:22:48,654 --> 01:22:50,410 (funky music continues) (Oscar laughs) 2352 01:22:50,410 --> 01:22:52,648 (funky music continues) 2353 01:22:52,648 --> 01:22:56,107 (funky music continues) - Yes! 2354 01:22:56,107 --> 01:22:58,948 (funky music continues) Oh my god, yes! 2355 01:22:58,948 --> 01:23:00,916 (funky music ending) 2356 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:02,220 (contestants clapping) (check marks chiming) 2357 01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:04,746 - And, finally? - I wanna go home. 2358 01:23:04,746 --> 01:23:07,381 (check mark chimes) 2359 01:23:07,381 --> 01:23:09,630 - Sailing through! 2360 01:23:09,630 --> 01:23:11,760 We have no choice but to acknowledge talent! 2361 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,620 - I said check before you even did 2362 01:23:13,620 --> 01:23:16,080 the most impressive thing you did. 2363 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:16,913 - Well, thank you. 2364 01:23:16,913 --> 01:23:18,157 Guess I am a dancer in talent. - Oscar. 2365 01:23:18,157 --> 01:23:19,860 - I don't know what to do. - I know. 2366 01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:22,620 - I have no other skills. - What can you possibly do? 2367 01:23:22,620 --> 01:23:24,870 - Oscar, teach us a dance. Teach us a dance. 2368 01:23:24,870 --> 01:23:26,670 - Yes, okay. That'll be my skill. 2369 01:23:26,670 --> 01:23:28,200 Teaching you all to dance. 2370 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,570 If you could please stand up. - Yeah. 2371 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:31,590 - Stand behind me. Okay, great. 2372 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,840 Great. Awesome. 2373 01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:34,860 - [Demi] This is just like "Thriller." 2374 01:23:34,860 --> 01:23:36,330 - The choreography is simple. 2375 01:23:36,330 --> 01:23:39,745 Step, grapevine, out. 2376 01:23:39,745 --> 01:23:42,727 Step, grapevine, out. 2377 01:23:42,727 --> 01:23:45,803 Step, cross, step, clap. 2378 01:23:45,803 --> 01:23:48,330 Step, cross, step, clap. 2379 01:23:48,330 --> 01:23:49,530 You got it? - Yep! 2380 01:23:49,530 --> 01:23:50,550 - All right, let's do it. Ready? 2381 01:23:50,550 --> 01:23:52,680 Five, six, seven, eight. 2382 01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:54,231 One, two, three. 2383 01:23:54,231 --> 01:23:56,380 Ah! One, two, three. 2384 01:23:56,380 --> 01:23:59,021 Ah! Step, cross, step, clap. 2385 01:23:59,021 --> 01:24:01,136 Step, cross, step, clap. 2386 01:24:01,136 --> 01:24:02,800 Do it again. 2387 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,927 Hey! Do it again. 2388 01:24:04,927 --> 01:24:07,554 Oh! Put your special sauce into it. 2389 01:24:07,554 --> 01:24:09,724 Put your special sauce into it. 2390 01:24:09,724 --> 01:24:11,101 Hey! 2391 01:24:11,101 --> 01:24:13,186 ♪ Everyone gather around ♪ 2392 01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:16,290 ♪ And we will do a stunning pose ♪ 2393 01:24:16,290 --> 01:24:19,200 In five, six, 2394 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,849 seven, eight. 2395 01:24:21,849 --> 01:24:22,682 Yay! 2396 01:24:23,866 --> 01:24:26,650 (check marks chiming) 2397 01:24:26,650 --> 01:24:29,220 - I was gonna judge it based on how the other people did, 2398 01:24:29,220 --> 01:24:30,930 because you're the teacher. 2399 01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:31,890 It's a check, buddy. 2400 01:24:31,890 --> 01:24:33,218 - Really? They did well? 2401 01:24:33,218 --> 01:24:35,490 (contestants clapping) 2402 01:24:35,490 --> 01:24:39,838 - Oscar, I love you so much, but I gotta go nini. 2403 01:24:39,838 --> 01:24:41,190 - Aw. - Wow. 2404 01:24:41,190 --> 01:24:42,023 - I understand. 2405 01:24:42,023 --> 01:24:43,423 - You're gonna be here for a while. 2406 01:24:43,423 --> 01:24:44,850 (contestants laughing) 2407 01:24:44,850 --> 01:24:45,740 - Oscar, you're sailing through! 2408 01:24:45,740 --> 01:24:47,490 - Oh my gosh! - Oh no. 2409 01:24:48,937 --> 01:24:51,516 - Maria, you remember all the checks from earlier today. 2410 01:24:51,516 --> 01:24:52,396 - I know, I do. 2411 01:24:52,396 --> 01:24:53,850 And you're right, yeah. 2412 01:24:53,850 --> 01:24:55,713 I made terrible mistakes. 2413 01:24:56,982 --> 01:24:59,566 - Nine people! 2414 01:24:59,566 --> 01:25:01,230 I'm wearing a helmet this time! 2415 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:02,580 Let's fucking go! 2416 01:25:02,580 --> 01:25:04,230 Okay, let's give it to them again. 2417 01:25:04,230 --> 01:25:06,780 Let's make it even more dangerous. 2418 01:25:06,780 --> 01:25:08,293 Bigger Tech Deck. 2419 01:25:08,293 --> 01:25:11,293 (suspenseful music) 2420 01:25:14,454 --> 01:25:18,557 - One! (suspenseful music continues) 2421 01:25:18,557 --> 01:25:21,586 - Yeah! - Oh! 2422 01:25:21,586 --> 01:25:23,882 (X buzzes) - I appreciate that. 2423 01:25:23,882 --> 01:25:24,715 (check mark chimes) 2424 01:25:24,715 --> 01:25:26,520 (Oscar laughing) (X buzzes) 2425 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:29,513 - We'll open it up to the extended jury. 2426 01:25:29,513 --> 01:25:32,115 - We love you! - We love you! 2427 01:25:32,115 --> 01:25:33,600 - Good job! - Thank God! 2428 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:34,680 - Someone has to lose. 2429 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,880 I'm okay to lose. 2430 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,245 And, again, we gotta go home. 2431 01:25:38,245 --> 01:25:39,526 - Woo! - Nice. 2432 01:25:39,526 --> 01:25:40,578 - Wow. - Nice. 2433 01:25:40,578 --> 01:25:43,065 - You made us do your job! 2434 01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:45,300 - How dare you? 2435 01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:47,756 - Wait, so then on a technicality, it's the same talent, 2436 01:25:47,756 --> 01:25:48,589 so then we don't have to feel bad. 2437 01:25:48,589 --> 01:25:49,980 - Bigger board! Not the same. 2438 01:25:49,980 --> 01:25:53,250 And I certainly didn't ollie, so they're not the same. 2439 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:54,180 - I thought it was cool. 2440 01:25:54,180 --> 01:25:56,486 - How would you like to die? 2441 01:25:56,486 --> 01:25:58,497 - OD on caffeine and sweet treats. 2442 01:25:58,497 --> 01:26:00,047 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2443 01:26:00,047 --> 01:26:01,530 - Favorite way to live. 2444 01:26:01,530 --> 01:26:02,670 Favorite way to die. 2445 01:26:02,670 --> 01:26:06,452 - The winner of Last Talent Standing, Oscar Montoya! 2446 01:26:06,452 --> 01:26:09,480 (contestants cheering) 2447 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:10,890 - What is going on? 2448 01:26:10,890 --> 01:26:12,960 I can't even describe how it feels to win. 2449 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,310 It doesn't feel real at all. 2450 01:26:14,310 --> 01:26:19,310 You have, like, 23 of the most talented people in the world, 2451 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,030 including myself, I'm putting myself in there, 2452 01:26:21,030 --> 01:26:22,140 compete on the talent-off, 2453 01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:26,040 and for me to be the winner feels so funny. 2454 01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,410 It feels funny, and it feels correct. 2455 01:26:28,410 --> 01:26:30,733 - You win dinner for 46! 2456 01:26:30,733 --> 01:26:33,960 - Obviously, I'm inviting everyone that worked on this show. 2457 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:35,340 So y'all are invited. 2458 01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:36,240 Y'all coming with me. 2459 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:38,280 - That does it for us here at "Game Changer." 2460 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,460 I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you 2461 01:26:41,460 --> 01:26:44,100 that a gift card does not cover gratuity. 2462 01:26:44,100 --> 01:26:45,051 Goodnight. 2463 01:26:45,051 --> 01:26:48,551 (gentle triumphant music) 2464 01:26:54,931 --> 01:26:59,264 (gentle triumphant music continues) 2465 01:27:04,872 --> 01:27:07,832 (gentle triumphant music slowing) 2466 01:27:07,832 --> 01:27:11,915 (gentle triumphant music fading)