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- You know--you know,
a lot of people said
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we'd never beat Valley,
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but we proved them
wrong tonight!
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[cheers and applause]
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For the past 15 years,
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I thought
I needed to save this team,
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but, well, the truth is,
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the one
who really needed saving,
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you know who he was?
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He--
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- What's up?
We're back.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Me. It was me.
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- I didn't know you guys
were coming.
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- Oh, it's homecoming weekend.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Yeah.
- Wish we could have
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seen the game,
but on the way here
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we had sex in the limo.
- We got a flat tire.
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- Mm.
- Come on, come on,
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let's sit down, you guys.
Let's sit down.
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- Oh, look at this.
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- Wow.
- It's so great to be back.
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- Oh, I have so many fond
memories of this place.
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I mean, this is where
I was crowned homecoming queen.
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- And where Casey Kasem
kept hosting those
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nationally televised
dance contests for some reason.
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- Guys, we can talk about
old times all day,
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but I wanna hear what's new.
Come on, Governor Preppie.
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Tell us what it's like
running California.
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- Well,
I met with a seismologist
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who said our next earthquake
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will be
an extinction-level event.
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Everyone who survives
will wish they had died.
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- Hey, remember when we dressed
Screech up as an alien?
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- Oh, totally.
- That was the best.
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[school bell rings]
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- * When I wake up
in the mornin' *
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* An alarm gives out
a warnin' *
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* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *
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* By the time I
grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner
just in time *
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* To see the bus fly by *
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* *
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* It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved by the *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
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* *
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- As you know, every year
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we throw a big homecoming
fundraiser in the gym.
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But tonight's event will be
an even bigger deal than usual.
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I have just received word
that in attendance
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will be the First Lady
and the governor of California.
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Again, the governor--
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- Mac's dad? Big deal.
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- My dad's also coming.
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- I don't care about
your dad, Spencer.
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I only care about
Zack and Kelly, okay?
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Let's move on
to the volunteer assignments.
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I'm gonna need a couple
of folks to work valet.
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That looks like Braden
and Aisha and Jamie.
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- All right.
Can we get vests?
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Ooh, what if my arms get cold?
Can our vests have arms?
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- Also, we're gonna need
volunteers
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to man the mashed potato bar.
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Nadia, Devante, and we're also
gonna need volunteers
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for fundraising to help Lexi.
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- Thank you, Ron.
- A speech is not necessary.
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- We will be collecting
donations for
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the Bayside Enrichment Fund.
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The PTA uses this money to make
Bayside better for all of us
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by purchasing things like new
computers and breast reductions
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for the lunch ladies.
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I will require a fleet
of dedicated minions
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who are immune to verbal abuse.
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So...who's in?
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Any volunteers?
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Anyone?
I just need one person.
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So no one's gonna
raise their hand?
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- Lexi. Hey, Lexi.
Why don't you want my help?
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- Oh, it's nothing personal.
I just think you'll be bad
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at fundraising because
of who you are as a person.
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- Um, I'll have you know
I sold the most candy bars
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for my YMCA summer camp,
and the box they gave me
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was, like all plains,
no crunchies.
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- Listen, Bayside fundraising
is a different animal.
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Sucking up to rich people,
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hiding how you really feel
about them--
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that's not exactly your thing.
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- Hey, there, how's
my fundraising star doing?
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- Great,
Mrs. Huntington-Snell.
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We're gonna beat last
year's record--I just know it.
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- Mm.
[chuckles]
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- [speaking Spanish]
- Daisy.
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- What?
She doesn't know what I said.
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- Yes, I do.
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I studied abroad
in "Barthelona."
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[Lexi giggles]
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- Look, we both know
Jade sucks,
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but we need her and the other
alumni's money for the school.
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- That just doesn't seem right.
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Like my abuela always says,
if you lie in bed with snakes,
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don't be surprised
when you get bit.
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- Well, take it from someone
who was bitten by a snake
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while making
a Britney Spears TikTok.
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This is how it works.
You need to kiss ass
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to get rich people's money,
and I knew you couldn't do it,
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'cause you have "morels"
or whatever.
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- Morals?
- Is that how you say it? Ew.
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- No,
if the school needs money,
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I'll help you get it,
whatever it takes.
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- Okay, fine.
Welcome aboard.
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Don't wear that.
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- So last night was fun.
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- Yeah, just like old times,
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except, like, not fun.
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- And really not like
old times.
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Why was it so weird?
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- Huh.
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- Were we being too sexy?
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- Oh, we're always too sexy.
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And did you feel like Slater
kept taking
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little jabs at me,
like calling me
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Governor Preppie and bragging
about not having a dad bod.
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I mean,
I have a single man bod, right?
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- Honey, you were voted
second-hottest governor
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in America after
Michigan's Gretchen Whitmer.
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And also, did you notice
that Jessie kept going on
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and on about her books
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and didn't ask me one question
about my business?
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I bet she thinks it's stupid.
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- Uh, how can it be stupid?
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It came to you in a dream,
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and your psychic said
it was rad.
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- You know, enough negativity.
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We got all of the awkwardness
out of the way.
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I bet tonight
is gonna be great.
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- Man, it is so hot when
you're cheerful and optimistic.
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I'm so glad
you're the only woman
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I've ever been with
in my entire life.
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- Oh.
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- Okay, I've got it,
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the perfect homecoming prank.
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No, I would have to move
the whole school 5 feet
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to the left,
and I don't have time for that!
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Why can't you think of a prank,
Little Mac, you hot loser?
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Argh.
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- Hey, pal, you ready to go?
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both: Whoa, you look amazing,
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and your hair is fire.
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- It's awesome you're here
for homecoming, Dad.
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- Oh, I know.
I miss you so much.
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Sacramento sucks.
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I wish the capital
could be somewhere cool
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like Malibu or the Grove.
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- I miss you too. It's hard...
[phone chiming]
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- Ugh, give me two seconds.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
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Well, how are the mudslides
still out of control?
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Can't we just dry them up
or something?
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I don't know, with
like a million hair dryers.
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I'm not a scientist, Roy.
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Okay. Keep me posted.
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Roy.
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- Roy.
- Right?
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- Right.
- Ugh.
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You know, when I was your age,
my biggest problem
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was choosing which prank
to pull for homecoming.
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- Yeah, I feel that.
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- So you got something good
planned for tonight?
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- I was actually thinking,
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what if I didn't
do a prank this year?
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You know, 'cause everyone's
expecting me to do something,
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and then if I don't
do anything,
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that's the greatest prank
of all.
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- Yeah, right.
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That's what you said
before my inauguration,
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and I ended up getting
sworn in with my hand
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on a stack of "Playboys."
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[laughter]
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- Yeah.
- [laughs]
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[upbeat jazzy music]
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- So on Saturdays I do arms.
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Now, people say to take
Sunday off as a recovery day,
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but then again, most people
don't look like this.
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What about you,
Governor Preppie?
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You, uh, getting to the gym
much these days or what?
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- Not really, you know,
'cause my schedule's
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just so packed.
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I mean, it's just too bad
the governor
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doesn't get summers off.
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- So you must be
pretty busy too, Kelly.
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What's going on
with your new company?
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- Well,
it's more of a wellness brand.
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Our mission is to encourage
positivity through
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manifestation
and actualized optimism.
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- Oh, that's so cool.
So what is the company?
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- Well,
it's more of a wellness brand.
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It's called Dr. Happy, and--
- Wait.
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Who's the doctor?
- Me. I'm a doctor of optimism.
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- But you can't
call yourself doctor.
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I mean, I'm a doctor,
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but I got my PhD
in educational psychology.
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- Actually, "doctor" is just
a label, like "all-natural."
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Oh, did I mention
that we're actually selling
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an all-natural
rejuvenation supplement?
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Yeah, it's doctor
recommended...by me.
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- Except "doctor"
is not just a "label."
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It's a title that you earn
through years
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and years of hard work.
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- Now, this is what
I like to see,
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the old gang
back together again.
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Don't forget,
the alumni photo's at 10:00.
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It's at 10:00,
so don't forget.
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- We'll be there, Ron.
Don't worry.
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Have you guys met before?
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- Of course. Governor Morris,
so good to see you again.
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Ron Toddman.
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It's been a while.
You look great.
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- Well, thank you, Mr. Toadman.
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Uh, if you'll excuse me,
uh, I have to take a call.
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- Ah.
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Hi.
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- I know that sounded
like a lame excuse, but...
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I also have to take a call.
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- Wow,
what an amazing life story.
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So you went from Bayside
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to college to law school
to your uncle's firm?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I have chills.
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[record scratch]
- Time-out.
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So I looked this dude up.
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Apparently, he represents
ExxonMobil and tried
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to sue the ocean
for diluting their oil.
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But it's cool.
I can be nice.
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- Like, they could make a movie
about your life, right, Daisy?
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Who do you think could play
Mr. Winston in a movie, Daisy?
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- I don't know, like,
white Shrek?
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- Excuse us.
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What the hell?
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We're never gonna reach
our fundraising goal
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if you keep serving
savage burns like that.
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- I'm sorry, but I don't think
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we should have to kiss up
to some evil creep
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just 'cause he donated...$30?
248
00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:19,765
Are you kidding me?
249
00:10:19,807 --> 00:10:23,769
You're a millionaire,
and you write a check for $30?
250
00:10:23,811 --> 00:10:25,730
- I was always planning
on giving more.
251
00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:29,692
It's not because
I overheard anything.
252
00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:31,736
This is not a tear.
253
00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:36,282
I just spilled
a drop of clear juice.
254
00:10:36,323 --> 00:10:39,035
- Um, do you understand
what just happened?
255
00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:41,495
- No, but I rarely understand
rich people behavior.
256
00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:44,040
- I thought the only way to get
people to open their wallets
257
00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:46,208
was to make them
feel good about themselves.
258
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:49,628
I never considered
making them feel like trash.
259
00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:52,757
Do it again.
Excuse me, sir,
260
00:10:52,798 --> 00:10:55,051
would you like to contribute
to the Bayside Enrichment Fund?
261
00:10:55,092 --> 00:10:57,219
- We already gave.
- And how much did you spend
262
00:10:57,261 --> 00:10:58,888
on your Christmas lights
this year?
263
00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:00,389
- We'd love to give again.
264
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:05,770
- Did you hear that dig about
teachers having summers off?
265
00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:07,438
- [scoffs]
He's got a lot of nerve.
266
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,190
I'm working every day
of the summer,
267
00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:12,151
Monday abs,
Tuesday arms, Wednesda--
268
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,987
- I mean, I love Kelly,
but that business?
269
00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:17,031
I don't think even
she knows what that is.
270
00:11:17,073 --> 00:11:18,616
- Screech is so lucky
he and Kevin
271
00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:20,785
get to live on
the International Space Station
272
00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:22,495
so he doesn't have to deal
with all this.
273
00:11:22,536 --> 00:11:25,581
- I hate to say it, but Zack
and Kelly have changed.
274
00:11:25,623 --> 00:11:27,875
They're so self-absorbed now.
275
00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:29,460
- Well,
I guess that's what happens
276
00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:30,961
when you move to Sacramento.
277
00:11:31,003 --> 00:11:33,464
You go Hollywood.
- It makes me sad.
278
00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,674
I just want it
to be like old times.
279
00:11:35,716 --> 00:11:37,134
- Well, unfortunately,
it can't,
280
00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:39,387
not unless you have
a time machine.
281
00:11:39,428 --> 00:11:41,514
- Slater, that's it.
You're a genius.
282
00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:42,890
- I'm really not.
283
00:11:42,932 --> 00:11:44,558
I've been taking
this Ukrainian protein powder
284
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,769
that I just found out
ensmallens your brain.
285
00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:50,189
- Our class time capsule,
let's dig it up,
286
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,274
and then the four of us
can go through it together,
287
00:11:52,316 --> 00:11:53,943
and maybe it'll give us
a chance to remember
288
00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:56,195
why we were friends
in the first place.
289
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,114
- Are we sure we shouldn't just
swipe some beers
290
00:11:58,155 --> 00:11:59,949
and hang out
in my office instead?
291
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:03,619
I just got the Lakers' version
of Monopoly.
292
00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,371
I'll go get my shovel.
293
00:12:07,331 --> 00:12:09,917
Oh, my God, look,
somebody's already here.
294
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,627
Come on, let's go.
295
00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:14,547
I wanna get the time capsule,
but it's not worth our lives.
296
00:12:14,588 --> 00:12:17,216
- Oh, it's just Zack and Kelly.
Stop hiding behind me.
297
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,844
- Oh, hey.
- What are you guys doing here?
298
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,804
- I think the same thing
you are.
299
00:12:21,846 --> 00:12:23,139
all:
Trying to go back to the time
300
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,474
when we were all best friends!
301
00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:28,269
- Hey.
302
00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:32,440
Huh.
303
00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:39,071
- Look at this pager.
Oh, that mixtape's bomb.
304
00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:41,365
- Zack, you saved my life
that night.
305
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:45,995
I will be celebrating 30 years
caffeine-free this April.
306
00:12:46,037 --> 00:12:47,329
I would love for you
all to be there.
307
00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,790
- Oh, we wouldn't miss it.
308
00:12:49,832 --> 00:12:51,584
- Oh, my gosh, you guys,
remember?
309
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,086
- No.
- You guys put on "Swan Lake,"
310
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:56,589
'cause that was the only way
I could graduate.
311
00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:58,632
Wait, why was it the only way
I could graduate?
312
00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,301
- And you remember this?
313
00:13:00,342 --> 00:13:02,803
You guys helped my grandfather
save his Hawaiian hotel.
314
00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:04,180
- Yes.
- Oh.
315
00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:05,806
You guys, let's go
to Hawaii this year together.
316
00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,058
- Oh.
- Love that.
317
00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:08,392
- Awesome.
318
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:11,020
- Oh, I didn't even see this,
you guys.
319
00:13:11,062 --> 00:13:12,438
Oh, little note,
320
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,775
"For Slater, love,
your best friend, Preppie."
321
00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:17,610
You were always doing stuff
like this, man,
322
00:13:17,651 --> 00:13:20,529
surprising me with little gifts
you knew I'd adore.
323
00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:22,114
- Was I? 'Cause that
doesn't really seem
324
00:13:22,156 --> 00:13:23,783
like something I would do.
325
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:26,285
Oh-ho-ho-ho, okay.
326
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,787
Oh, that seems like
something I would do.
327
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:29,830
- Yeah.
328
00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:32,792
[upbeat jazzy music]
329
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:37,630
* *
330
00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:40,049
- Whew.
331
00:13:40,091 --> 00:13:41,634
- Hey, Van,
you're a straight shooter.
332
00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:43,260
Can I ask you a question?
333
00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:45,429
- Not my nickname, and I'm kind
of in the middle of something.
334
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:47,640
- Oh, it'll be quick,
but two moments of your time.
335
00:13:47,681 --> 00:13:49,642
Do you think the reason
I have pranker's block
336
00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:53,187
is because of some deep,
underlying emotional issue,
337
00:13:53,229 --> 00:13:54,897
or is the muse just being coy?
338
00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:57,149
- Oh, the muse one.
- But here's the weird thing.
339
00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,651
I pulled
an awesome prank yesterday.
340
00:13:58,693 --> 00:14:01,153
I have a delicious one planned
for tomorrow,
341
00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:03,948
and yet tonight
my dad is here--unrelated--
342
00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:06,283
and I can't think of one.
Why?
343
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:07,493
- So I don't have time to go
on a "Field of Dreams"
344
00:14:07,535 --> 00:14:09,286
white boy journey
with you right now,
345
00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:11,497
so I'm just gonna say it, cool?
It's your dad.
346
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:12,832
Yeah, man,
like basically everyone else,
347
00:14:12,873 --> 00:14:14,959
you have some weird issues
with your pops.
348
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,253
Now excuse me.
349
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:20,798
- Oh, wow, Mason.
Have you been working out?
350
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,676
- I have not.
- Damn it.
351
00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:26,095
- Why would you say that
about my dad?
352
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:27,179
- Oh, damn it.
- How can he be the problem?
353
00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:28,848
He's never around.
354
00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,182
You're wrong, Te.
355
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:32,560
- Another nickname
no one has ever called me.
356
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:41,694
- I gotta go, but only because
my pranker's block is cured,
357
00:14:41,736 --> 00:14:44,321
not because
anything you said was true.
358
00:14:45,614 --> 00:14:47,616
- What the hell, man?
You poisoned me.
359
00:14:47,658 --> 00:14:49,493
Oh, my God, this tastes
just like the protein powder.
360
00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:51,871
My brain can't get
any more ensmallened.
361
00:14:51,912 --> 00:14:53,414
I can't believe you did this.
362
00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:54,707
- Oh, well, I didn't do it.
363
00:14:54,749 --> 00:14:56,834
18-year-old me did it.
- You know what?
364
00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:59,503
You were selfish then,
and you're even selfisher now.
365
00:14:59,545 --> 00:15:02,298
- Slater,
that's not really a word.
366
00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:03,799
- Don't correct his grammar.
367
00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:06,260
What are you,
a word doctor now too?
368
00:15:06,302 --> 00:15:08,220
- A word doctor?
You mean philologist?
369
00:15:08,262 --> 00:15:09,555
- Oh, shut up.
370
00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:12,058
You guys have become
so self-involved.
371
00:15:12,099 --> 00:15:13,684
- Weare self-involved?
372
00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:15,728
Oh, please, all you do is brag
about your book,
373
00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,563
and all he does is brag
about his body.
374
00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:20,066
- No, no, no, no, no, don't
try to turn this around on us.
375
00:15:20,107 --> 00:15:22,151
You ruined my tux,
and by the way,
376
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:23,819
this is John Cena
for David's Bridal.
377
00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:26,364
- Yeah, we're not selfish.
You're selfish.
378
00:15:26,405 --> 00:15:27,948
- No, you're selfish.
379
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,575
- And you are the selfishest.
- You are selfish.
380
00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:31,035
Oh, you are selfish.
- Shut up. Shut up.
381
00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:33,746
Shut up!
You're all selfish!
382
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:37,792
None of you--
not one of you remembers me,
383
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:43,339
even though
I went to school with you.
384
00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:45,633
- What? No, you didn't.
385
00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,259
- Yes, I did.
386
00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:48,886
Slater, I've worked with you
for 15 years.
387
00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:52,390
Not once did you look me
in the eye and just remember
388
00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:56,602
your old high school bud,
Ron-Ron Toddman.
389
00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:58,396
And then you started
working here, and I thought,
390
00:15:58,437 --> 00:16:00,815
"Well, this is it.
Jessie's a good person.
391
00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,984
She'll remember me, surely,"
but no!
392
00:16:04,026 --> 00:16:06,570
And then tonight,
like an idiot,
393
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:09,448
I got my hopes up
one last time.
394
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,534
I thought, "If the gang's
all together, well, then
395
00:16:11,575 --> 00:16:14,161
there's certainly something
that will spark their memory."
396
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:16,580
We would take
the alumni photo together,
397
00:16:16,622 --> 00:16:18,791
and then we would all laugh
398
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:22,586
about what a funny
misunderstanding this was.
399
00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:24,922
But of course
that didn't happen,
400
00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:29,885
because the only thing you four
care about is yourselves!
401
00:16:35,182 --> 00:16:38,936
- Wait. Were you Belding?
402
00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:43,149
- No, I was a cool teen,
403
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:46,277
just like you.
404
00:16:46,318 --> 00:16:48,946
- Wait a minute.
Is the gossip really true?
405
00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:51,657
You and Slater are--
dare I say the word--a couple?
406
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:55,911
- Well, yeah, kinda-sorta.
- This is so exciting.
407
00:16:55,953 --> 00:16:58,414
- Hey, guy.
- Got some good stuff here.
408
00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:01,500
- Oh, hey, thanks, man.
409
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,754
- Nobody told me
this was a drugs party.
410
00:17:04,795 --> 00:17:08,174
- Here, Kel, take a hit.
- Kelly, don't do it.
411
00:17:08,215 --> 00:17:10,718
It's not who we are.
412
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,136
Kelly!
413
00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:14,847
[upbeat electronic music]
414
00:17:14,889 --> 00:17:18,851
You guys look great!
415
00:17:18,893 --> 00:17:20,186
- Zack and Kelly,
416
00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:22,563
two people destined
for each other.
417
00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:25,649
- * Mmm-mmm *
418
00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:28,152
- They deserve every happiness
in the world.
419
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:29,612
- Shh!
- Shh!
420
00:17:29,653 --> 00:17:33,908
- Those are two of the finest
people I have ever known.
421
00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:38,371
- Oh, no, Ron-Ron...
- Oh, boy.
422
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:39,997
- Were you at our wedding?
423
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,958
- Uh, yeah, I sure was.
424
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,754
Oh, and thanks for doing
a prank on Slater in my office.
425
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:49,965
I paid my own money
to get those windows cleaned.
426
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:52,968
- Mm.
427
00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:58,682
- How could I have worked
with Toddman for so long
428
00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,309
and not remembered him?
429
00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:01,811
And this is less important,
430
00:18:01,852 --> 00:18:04,021
but someone please tell me
we don't look the same age.
431
00:18:04,063 --> 00:18:05,856
- Maybe he's lying.
432
00:18:05,898 --> 00:18:07,942
I mean, are we sure
this isn't some kind of trick?
433
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,820
- I know who we can ask.
Come here.
434
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,368
- Hi, guys!
435
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:18,452
- Lisa!
- Hey, Lisa.
436
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:19,995
- Hi.
437
00:18:20,037 --> 00:18:22,248
- I hope we didn't wake you.
I know you're on Paris time.
438
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:23,666
- Oh, that's not a problem.
439
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,042
I do all my fittings
in the morning,
440
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:27,420
because the models are quiet
and hungover.
441
00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:28,713
What's up?
442
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:29,964
- Hey, listen,
do you remember a guy
443
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:32,049
from high school
named Ron Toddman?
444
00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:34,885
- Ron-Ron Toddman?
Of course.
445
00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:37,555
I love that guy.
How's he doing?
446
00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:40,850
- Uh, yeah, not great.
Uh, he sort of hates us,
447
00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:43,686
'cause we kind of forget
he existed.
448
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,521
- You all forgot him?
449
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:47,565
Jessie, he saved your life
450
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:50,276
when you ran your ATV
into the ocean.
451
00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:51,569
- My God.
- Yes.
452
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:54,989
- Oh, God.
Maybe we are kind of selfish.
453
00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:56,615
- Well, you guys are gonna have
to find a way
454
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,993
to make it up to him.
[door opens]
455
00:18:59,035 --> 00:19:00,369
I've got to go.
456
00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:02,913
My lovers are waking up.
457
00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:03,956
Au revoir.
458
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:05,332
all: Au revoir.
459
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:06,625
- Oh.
460
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:10,129
- Oh, man, we--ooh,
we really suck.
461
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:17,219
- So, uh, you ever been
to a movie?
462
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:19,055
- What? Say it again?
463
00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:22,058
- Nah, it's just, like,
you know, what kind of movies
464
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:23,893
you be at, though?
465
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,562
- I'm so sorry.
I still don't understand you.
466
00:19:26,604 --> 00:19:27,855
- Nah, just, like--
467
00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:29,523
- Guess what.
- Thank God.
468
00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:32,068
- I rigged that giant pot
of gravy above the stage.
469
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,652
- Say what?
470
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,154
- When my dad takes his place
for the alumni photo,
471
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:39,116
I hit this little button,
and bam, gravy town, USA.
472
00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:43,537
So by your logic, I obviously
don't have issues with my dad,
473
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:45,414
or else I wouldn't have been
able to pull off
474
00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:49,126
this awesome prank. Right?
475
00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:51,379
- Look, man,
I don't know you that well.
476
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:52,630
- Uh, that hurt.
477
00:19:52,671 --> 00:19:54,256
I thought we were
really good friends.
478
00:19:54,298 --> 00:19:56,258
- If you say you don't have
issues with your dad,
479
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,804
then maybe you don't,
but pranker's block or not,
480
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,473
if you want to spend
more time with him,
481
00:20:02,515 --> 00:20:04,767
you--you have to ask him.
482
00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:07,603
But I get it.
It's, like--it's scary,
483
00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:09,730
and what if he says no?
484
00:20:10,815 --> 00:20:12,900
- Yeah, it is scary...
485
00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:15,778
how consistently wrong
you've been about my problems.
486
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,655
- Okay.
I'm gonna go pour gravy
487
00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:19,073
on my dad
and make everything better.
488
00:20:19,115 --> 00:20:21,325
- Well, good luck.
- You actually don't say
489
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,785
good luck
in the prank community.
490
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:25,413
You say, "And a pie
in your face, my comrade."
491
00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:26,539
- I'm not gonna say that.
492
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:27,873
- Well,
it'd be weird if you did.
493
00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:30,042
You're not in the community.
494
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,588
- Kelly, I feel so bad.
495
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,006
- I know. I just remembered.
496
00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:38,509
I think Toddman gave us
his grandmother's piano
497
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:39,927
as a wedding present.
498
00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:42,847
- No, no, no, no,
about what I said to you.
499
00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:45,307
You don't need a fancy degree
to help people.
500
00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:47,935
Being a doctor has always
just been my thing,
501
00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:51,147
and I think
I just felt threatened.
502
00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:53,190
- Threatened by me?
503
00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:57,403
Oh, Jessie,
you're the one who inspired me
504
00:20:57,445 --> 00:20:59,947
to want a career
in the first place.
505
00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:01,824
Whenever I have to
psyche myself up,
506
00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:03,492
I read an excerpt
from your book,
507
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:05,161
"Too Tall to Fail."
508
00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:07,663
- You do? Oh, Kelly.
509
00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:09,498
Well, you're an inspiration
to me too.
510
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,876
You and Zack seem so happy.
511
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:15,254
I mean, you guys have really
figured it out. Rene and I--
512
00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:17,673
- Is everything okay?
- Not really.
513
00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:19,550
He admitted
in our last therapy session
514
00:21:19,592 --> 00:21:20,968
that he was having
an emotional affair
515
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,387
with a character
from his novel.
516
00:21:23,429 --> 00:21:24,847
I think she's pregnant now.
517
00:21:24,889 --> 00:21:27,308
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
518
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:29,685
- And it must be especially
hard since you work here.
519
00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:31,270
- Oh, no, I love working here.
520
00:21:31,312 --> 00:21:33,939
I get to be close to Jamie
and help the kids.
521
00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:36,108
- Oh, I just meant it must
be hard because Slater
522
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:38,652
is obviously
still in love with you.
523
00:21:38,694 --> 00:21:41,405
- What? Wait, no.
524
00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:44,116
You are--wait, no.
525
00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:46,869
Say it again.
No, don't, don't.
526
00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:50,873
- Do you think about him?
- Kelly, I'm married.
527
00:21:50,915 --> 00:21:54,251
- So...do you think
the boys made up?
528
00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:55,878
- I don't know.
529
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,421
Those two have always
been competitive,
530
00:21:57,463 --> 00:22:00,883
and it's harder for guys
to express their emotions.
531
00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:03,177
- I just feel so bad
about Ron-Ron.
532
00:22:06,597 --> 00:22:08,849
Oh, everyone should get
to have friends like I did.
533
00:22:08,891 --> 00:22:12,186
- No, everyone should get
to have friends like you do.
534
00:22:12,228 --> 00:22:13,688
- Friends forever?
535
00:22:13,729 --> 00:22:16,691
- Friends for--oh, my God.
536
00:22:16,732 --> 00:22:18,776
I think I know how
we can make it up to Ron.
537
00:22:18,818 --> 00:22:20,444
- All right, look, we only have
this photographer
538
00:22:20,486 --> 00:22:22,238
for ten more minutes,
so we just gotta get this done.
539
00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:23,864
- Wait, wait,
there's four friends
540
00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:25,491
you almost forgot about.
541
00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:28,953
- That's right, Ron,
and we have a message for you,
542
00:22:28,994 --> 00:22:31,706
a message about friendship
and the amount of time
543
00:22:31,747 --> 00:22:33,207
that it lasts.
544
00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:35,626
A-one, two, three!
545
00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:38,713
all:
* Friends forever *
546
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,589
* We'll be friends *
547
00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:42,425
both: * We'll be friends *
548
00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:43,759
* Talking about *
549
00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:46,429
all: * Friends forever *
550
00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:47,805
- Hey! Stop it!
551
00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:49,598
Stop singing!
552
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,434
What is this?
553
00:22:51,475 --> 00:22:53,769
Look, I just wanted
to get one photograph
554
00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:55,604
and to be acknowledged
as a human being.
555
00:22:55,646 --> 00:22:57,314
Why are you doing this to me?
556
00:22:57,356 --> 00:22:59,233
- We're just trying to say
we're sorry.
557
00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:00,401
- So say sorry.
558
00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:01,819
What's this song?
- You know, this is our
559
00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:05,781
hit song from the famous
rock band we were in.
560
00:23:05,823 --> 00:23:07,366
Oh, you know why
this means nothing to you
561
00:23:07,408 --> 00:23:09,035
that I'm just realizing now?
562
00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:11,871
Our band was only famous
in a dream that I had.
563
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:14,290
- Mm.
- Just get in the picture.
564
00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:16,000
And now that you're wearing
these dumb costumes,
565
00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:18,085
I can't even use this
in the brochure.
566
00:23:20,796 --> 00:23:22,173
- Get ready, Dad.
567
00:23:22,214 --> 00:23:24,967
- On the count of three,
one, two--
568
00:23:25,009 --> 00:23:27,219
- Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
Ron.
569
00:23:27,261 --> 00:23:30,014
Again, we are so sorry.
Why don't you come join us?
570
00:23:30,056 --> 00:23:31,307
Come in this picture, pal.
- Yeah, yeah.
571
00:23:31,348 --> 00:23:32,933
- You're part of this class.
Come on.
572
00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:34,935
- Come on. Take my spot,
front and center. Come on.
573
00:23:34,977 --> 00:23:36,228
- All right, fine.
- There we go.
574
00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:37,730
- Oh, no, no...
575
00:23:37,772 --> 00:23:40,858
- One, two, three.
576
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,276
- Oh!
- Oh...
577
00:23:42,318 --> 00:23:43,944
[murmuring, giggling]
578
00:23:48,532 --> 00:23:51,660
You...
579
00:23:51,702 --> 00:23:54,121
guys.
[laughs]
580
00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:58,334
Was this whole night
you pranking me?
581
00:23:58,376 --> 00:24:00,669
Oh, man,
582
00:24:00,711 --> 00:24:02,046
you got me!
583
00:24:02,088 --> 00:24:04,340
You--you really got me!
584
00:24:04,382 --> 00:24:07,385
[laughter]
585
00:24:07,426 --> 00:24:10,429
Wait, wait,
when did you realize who I was?
586
00:24:13,641 --> 00:24:15,726
- We've known the entire time.
587
00:24:16,894 --> 00:24:18,854
Friends forever.
588
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,277
- Man, it's great to be back
589
00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:28,239
with the old gang.
590
00:24:32,827 --> 00:24:36,539
- There he is.
Killer prank, Mac.
591
00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,749
I'm gonna try that
on my lieutenant governor.
592
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,543
Dude hates me so much.
593
00:24:40,584 --> 00:24:41,794
- Thanks, Dad.
- Yeah.
594
00:24:41,836 --> 00:24:43,045
Oh, Mom's gonna
take you home, okay?
595
00:24:43,087 --> 00:24:45,756
I gotta get to the "choppa."
596
00:24:45,798 --> 00:24:47,383
You okay?
597
00:24:47,425 --> 00:24:50,553
- Hell, yeah. I just pulled
the prank of a lifetime.
598
00:24:50,594 --> 00:24:52,012
- Yeah, you did.
599
00:24:52,054 --> 00:24:54,974
That's my boy.
[chuckling]
600
00:25:02,189 --> 00:25:05,359
- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah, son.
601
00:25:05,401 --> 00:25:06,569
- Do you think
when you get back,
602
00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:08,154
we could do a prank together?
603
00:25:08,195 --> 00:25:10,114
I heard of this crazy one
where we take a baseball,
604
00:25:10,156 --> 00:25:12,283
and I throw it into your hands,
and you throw it into mine,
605
00:25:12,324 --> 00:25:14,160
and we do it
until it gets dark,
606
00:25:14,201 --> 00:25:16,203
and then Mom's like,
"Come in for dinner, boys,"
607
00:25:16,245 --> 00:25:18,164
and then we eat together...
608
00:25:18,205 --> 00:25:20,166
you know, like as a prank.
609
00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:23,586
- Yeah.
610
00:25:23,627 --> 00:25:26,881
Yeah, I like that.
611
00:25:26,922 --> 00:25:29,091
A pie in your face, my comrade.
612
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:31,802
- A pie in your face,
my comrade.
613
00:25:34,764 --> 00:25:36,140
- Hey, Nadia.
614
00:25:36,182 --> 00:25:37,850
- Hey.
615
00:25:37,892 --> 00:25:40,853
- Um, d--
616
00:25:40,895 --> 00:25:42,772
- "The Secret Life of Pets 2."
617
00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:43,939
- What?
618
00:25:43,981 --> 00:25:47,568
- Is a movie
I've been at, though.
619
00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:50,071
- Oh. Cool.
620
00:25:57,370 --> 00:25:58,454
- Hey.
621
00:25:58,496 --> 00:26:00,456
- Valet went great.
622
00:26:00,498 --> 00:26:01,957
- No, no, it didn't.
623
00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:04,794
How was fundraising?
- Oh, Daisy killed it.
624
00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:08,631
She collected so much money,
and made four old men cry.
625
00:26:08,672 --> 00:26:09,924
I'm just so proud of you.
626
00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:11,967
- Guess I really am
a Bayside kid.
627
00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:14,178
[applause]
- Good evening.
628
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:16,180
Jade Huntington-Snell,
Tanner's mom.
629
00:26:16,222 --> 00:26:20,226
I am so overwhelmed
by the generosity in this room.
630
00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:22,186
We have surpassed our goal
631
00:26:22,228 --> 00:26:25,606
for the Bayside Enrichment Fund
tonight.
632
00:26:25,648 --> 00:26:27,900
[applause]
633
00:26:29,652 --> 00:26:33,322
But in the true spirit
of charity, the PTA,
634
00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:34,448
as led by me,
635
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:36,325
has chosen to put it
toward a different
636
00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:41,497
but equally important cause--
reopening Douglas High.
637
00:26:41,539 --> 00:26:46,043
[applause]
638
00:26:46,085 --> 00:26:48,170
- I'm confused.
That sounded bad,
639
00:26:48,212 --> 00:26:51,674
but she said it in a happy way,
so was that good?
640
00:26:51,716 --> 00:26:53,592
- No, it is not.
641
00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:55,344
- It means they're kicking us
out of Bayside
642
00:26:55,386 --> 00:26:57,096
and sending us back to Douglas.
643
00:26:57,138 --> 00:26:59,515
- Oh, my God, you were right.
644
00:26:59,557 --> 00:27:01,392
We laid down with snakes.
645
00:27:01,434 --> 00:27:04,145
- And we got bit.
646
00:27:04,186 --> 00:27:07,356
[upbeat music]
647
00:27:07,398 --> 00:27:12,028
* *
648
00:27:12,069 --> 00:27:13,070
[together]
* Friends forever *
649
00:27:13,112 --> 00:27:14,864
- * We'll be friends forever *
650
00:27:14,905 --> 00:27:16,198
* We'll be friends *
651
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,701
[together]
* With you everywhere *
652
00:27:18,743 --> 00:27:20,036
- * Talking about *
653
00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:22,163
[together]
* Friends forever *
654
00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:23,748
- * Always be there *
655
00:27:23,789 --> 00:27:26,250
[together]
* Always will be friends *
656
00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:30,171
all: * We'll be there *
657
00:27:30,212 --> 00:27:33,132
- * Through it all,
hangin' tough *
658
00:27:33,174 --> 00:27:37,428
- * We'll stay side by side *
659
00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:41,057
* We'll be friends forever *
660
00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:44,852
all: * Till the end of time *
661
00:27:44,894 --> 00:27:47,813
* Friends forever *
662
00:27:47,855 --> 00:27:48,939
- * Always be friends *
663
00:27:48,981 --> 00:27:51,233
- * With you everywhere *
664
00:27:51,275 --> 00:27:52,526
- * We'll be friends
together *
665
00:27:52,568 --> 00:27:55,363
[together]
* Friends forever *
666
00:27:55,404 --> 00:28:00,326
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
667
00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:02,036
- That was the best song
you ever wrote, Zack.