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[upbeat music]
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- [grunts]
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- Hey, Lexi, think fast!
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- Jamie, you have to say
"think fast"
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before you throw it.
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- Sorry.
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I always get the order wrong.
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Are you ready for my party
Saturday night?
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- Oh, yeah.
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As an early birthday present,
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I got DJ Khaled's baby
to make you a playlist.
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It's okay.
- [chuckles]
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Hey, fast, think Aisha!
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I did it wrong again.
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- [laughs softly]
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[melancholy music]
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* *
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- So how are you doing with...
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- Please stop.
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I don't care about
Jamie and Aisha.
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- But you like him.
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I mean, it's okay
to have feelings about--
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- The only reason I like Jamie
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is because we would've been
the ultimate power couple.
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The brain naturally wants
popular, hot people
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to be together
and rule over society.
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That's why it's annoying
when beautiful actresses
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date "SNL" writers.
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- So you're good?
- Of course.
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I wish Jamie and Aisha
all the luck in the world.
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- Cool.
- Goodbye.
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Have a wonderful day.
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- I am PO'd as F.
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Jamie promised me
his extra ticket
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to see Dane Cook at Morongo,
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but apparently
he's going with Aisha.
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- I'm sure you guys
will work it out.
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- Huh?
You're not making any sense.
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- Oh, sorry,
I'm still in character
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from another conversation.
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How's this?
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Jamie has no right to rob you
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of seeing your
favorite comedian
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at your favorite casino
on the way to Palm Springs.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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- You know what we have
to do, right?
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- Break up Jamie and Aisha.
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- Oh, I was gonna say buy
two tickets and go with them,
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but let's do your thing.
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[school bell rings]
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- * When I wake up
in the mornin' *
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* Alarm gives out a warnin' *
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* I don't think
I'll ever make it on time *
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[school bell ringing]
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* By the time
I grab my books *
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* And I give myself a look *
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* I'm at the corner
just in time *
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* It's all right,
it's all right *
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* Saved by the bell,
it's all right *
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* It's all right,
saved by the bell *
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* It's all right *
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* 'Cause I'm saved
by the bell *
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[school bell ringing]
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- Uh, morning, Slater.
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Just a couple of
school-related items
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I wanted to run by you.
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The pool is closed
for cleaning.
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We have parent-teacher
conferences now on Wednesday.
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Also, you have
a mandatory double date
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with me and two fly honeys at
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Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
on Saturday night,
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and oh, the new
volleyball mats came in.
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And I think--yup, that's it.
Thanks a million.
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- Nice try.
- Please?
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- No way.
- Listen, my date won't go
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unless I bring someone
for her friend.
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- So ask somebody else.
- No, no.
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Listen, listen, listen.
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It can only be you.
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You see, they think one of us
is you and one of us is me,
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but you're the one
they think is me.
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- And where would they
get that idea?
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- I don't know.
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My dating profile pic
is a group shot,
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and you're kind of
in it, but...
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- This is a picture of only me.
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- My arm is in it.
Therefore, it's not catfishing.
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- Yeah, the liquid's supposed
to look purple.
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- I'm so excited
for Jamie's birthday.
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I've never been
to a rich kid party before.
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- Uh, Jamie's not really
a rich kid.
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- Um, I once saw him Postmate
a churro from Disneyland.
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Your boy rich.
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Do you think the party
is gonna be like "Euphoria",
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all emo and smoke-filled,
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and everyone's, like, damaged,
but in a sexy way?
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- Since when do you watch
"Euphoria?"
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- Since I started my extensive
research project
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on how to have fun.
- Mm.
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- I'm using our first
Bayside party
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as an opportunity
to rebrand myself
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from a social perspective.
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Exciting, huh?
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- Not the way you say it.
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- No, I'm actually gonna party
this time,
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not just stand in the corner
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or try to make friends
with the dog.
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- Wow, you really are
rebranding yourself
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from a social perspective.
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- So can your dad drive us?
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- Uh, I'm obviously gonna
be dressed like a stripper.
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- Oh.
- We need a non-parental ride.
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Hey, DeVante!
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- My clothes are going to burn
off my body.
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- Chill, bro, it's not an acid.
It's a base.
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- Ooh.
- What's up?
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- Can you drive us
to Jamie's party this Saturday?
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- No.
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- I'll give you 30 bucks
and the login to my Netflix.
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- Deal.
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- Yes, he'll take us.
Ooh.
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- I'm sorry, but could you have
been wrong about the acid?
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- Yeah, could have been.
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- All we have to do
is make Jamie think
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that his beloved dog
hates Aisha.
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I cut up hot dogs.
You put them in Aisha's pants.
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The dog bites her crotch,
Jamie dumps her.
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See figure A.
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* *
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- Your plan is bad.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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Using psychological warfare,
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we will prey upon
Jamie and Aisha's
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individual weaknesses
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to drive a wedge between them
and destroy their relationship.
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Step one.
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We make Aisha think that all
of Jamie's hot ex-girlfriends
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have sent him
romantic birthday gifts.
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Aisha, competitive by nature,
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feels the first pangs
of jealousy.
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Step two.
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We exploit Aisha's
deepest insecurity.
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Prior to the party,
I will break into her home
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and replace her heels
with an identical pair
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two sizes too small.
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- The Grinch Maneuver.
Genius.
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- Step three, Jamie's
Swedish model ex-girlfriend
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suddenly pops out of a cake,
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her tiny little feet
on full display.
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- You sure are putting
a lot of eggs
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into the "insecure
about her feet" basket.
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- Shut up, okay?
There's 97 more steps.
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- [sighs]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Heard Jamie's having
a big party this weekend.
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- No, not a big party,
just a few friends.
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- Man, remember how much fun
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high school parties
used to be back in the day?
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- [chuckles]
- Roll in
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rocking your most neon
tank top,
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tell the DJ to hit it,
then dominate the dance floor.
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- Can you believe
that was, like, 30 years ago?
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- No.
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There haven't been 30
NBA championships
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since high school.
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Raptors, Warriors, Warriors,
Cavs, Warriors, Spurs,
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Heat, Heat, Lakers five times,
Bulls, Bulls, Bulls,
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Rockets, Rockets, Bulls--
damn, you're right.
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- Hmm.
- But I don't feel
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30 years older.
- I do.
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Last night I threw my back out
rocking Jamie to sleep.
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- [clears throat]
Hey, listen.
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Since René
is still at his retreat,
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I could swing by your house
and help you chaperone.
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- I'm not gonna be there.
- What are you, nuts?
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You can't leave a bunch of kids
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unchaperoned
in your nice house.
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I wouldn't leave them
unchaperoned
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in my not-nice not-a-house.
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- Slater, a parent must
plant the seeds of trust
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if they ever hope to one day
enjoy the shade
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of the trust tree's
leafy branches.
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That's a metaphor my editor
cut from my book
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'cause it was bad.
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- Well, um, since
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you gotta be out of the house
anyway, um...
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I was probably gonna
go to the movies or something.
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- Oh, no, sorry,
I'm gonna be out of town.
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René called and asked me
to come visit him in Arizona.
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- You didn't let me finish.
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I was going to the movies
because I have a date.
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- Wait, you were inviting me
on your date?
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- Oh, so I guess
I was also on a date
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with everyone else
sitting in the movie theater?
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[scoffs]
Grow up, Jessie.
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* *
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- No, I am not in the market
for solar paneling, Eric.
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But listen, while I have you,
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what are you doing
Saturday night?
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- I'll go on your
stupid double date.
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- Really?
Oh, great!
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- Hey, never mind.
Slot's been filled, loser.
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Why, yes,
I'll hold for the survey.
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- And then the next step--
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- Are we almost done?
- Yes, step 99.
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Our plan has culminated
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in a massive
un-take-back-able fight.
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- [yells]
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- Jamie retreats
to his bedroom, devastated.
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Finally, step 100.
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I comfort Jamie,
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remind him of our easy
friendship and shared past,
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we kiss, and Jamie's free.
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- Wait, why do you
have to kiss?
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- Uh, to ensure
they're really broken up.
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- Oh, that makes perfect sense.
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That's an excellent plan.
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- Thank you, I thought of it
as I was saying it.
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- And it's, like, classic Lexi,
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like, the evil
and diabolical plans
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you used to come up with
all the time.
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- What are you talking about?
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- You know,
you used to be, like,
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cool and mean,
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and then you kind of went soft.
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Like, after a rapper has a kid
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and does
a family vacation movie.
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- Okay, what?
I'm still cool and mean.
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I've insulted, like,
seven people today, idiot.
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Ooh, make that eight.
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- Doesn't matter.
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What's important is
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I'm going to see Dean Cain
in Morocco.
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- What? I thought it was
Dane Cook at Morongo.
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- That's what I said.
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- Hey, get out
of the teacher's lounge.
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And how the hell did you
get a conference table in here?
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[upbeat hip-hop music]
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- This house is huge.
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Maybe Jamie is a rich kid.
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- Yeah, it was purchased
back in 2002 for $3.1 million.
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What?
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Y'all didn't Google the address
before we got here?
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- Huh--
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Sorry, I was nervous,
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so I pregamed with my mom's
Don Q she saves for Christmas.
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I'm fine.
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* *
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Let's do this, baby.
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- Is she wearing angel wings?
- I don't--I don't know.
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- * People say
I drive too fast *
252
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,099
* Move too fast,
live too fast *
253
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:24,443
* Ain't no such thing
as too fast for me *
254
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:29,111
* *
255
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,612
- Daisy, your foot
is in the trash can.
256
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,824
[upbeat music playing]
257
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,914
- I may have
pregamed too much.
258
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,793
- How many days did it take you
to drive to Connecticut?
259
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,503
- Ooh-la-la.
260
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:49,843
Sorry, pal,
dibs on the hot one.
261
00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,341
Evening, ladies.
262
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,763
You must be Deirdre.
263
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,391
- You're so much cuter
than your pictures.
264
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,765
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Michelle.
265
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,268
- AC.
266
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,019
So how do you know Deirdre?
267
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,442
- She's my boss.
268
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,360
She said if I didn't come
on this double date
269
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,729
there would be
professional consequences.
270
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,526
- That's bad.
271
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,279
You should tell
the HR department.
272
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,201
- We are the HR department.
273
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,780
[both laugh]
274
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,695
- Ron, can I just say,
275
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,913
you have
such a beautiful smile?
276
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,294
- Thank you.
277
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,540
The state cut our
dental insurance,
278
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,632
so enjoy it while you can.
279
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,628
- [laughs]
280
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,471
- Ow, why are my shoes
killing me?
281
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,387
- Jamie, presents
from your ex-lovers.
282
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,717
- Oh, weird.
I'll open them later.
283
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:42,433
- Oh, look.
This one's already open.
284
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:46,015
Wow, it's an Oculus from Holly.
285
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,442
- She got you an Oculus?
286
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,071
- And Sienna got you
floor seats
287
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,358
to the Lakers-Clippers game.
288
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,821
How thoughtful!
289
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,321
Isn't that the last game
you went to
290
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,782
before your grandpa passed?
291
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,822
- [laughs softly]
292
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,275
A Laker girl hugged him,
293
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,544
and Grandpa got a streak
of her boob makeup on his face.
294
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,708
- I've always liked Sienna.
295
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,667
For an Instagram cheerlebrity,
she was really down to earth.
296
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:11,209
- You know what?
I'm gonna go find Daisy.
297
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,214
- I'll come with you.
- No.
298
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,086
Stay here
and open your presents.
299
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,933
- Aisha.
300
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,388
Wait, are you mad at me?
301
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,388
[dramatic music]
302
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,430
- Hey, our scheme
is working perfectly.
303
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,725
- I should hope so.
We're 40K over budget.
304
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,149
[both laugh]
305
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,478
- Come on.
306
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,692
You're telling me
your favorite band is Train?
307
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,903
They exclusively make music
for car commercials.
308
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:35,994
- Uh, more like
309
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,319
they exclusively
make number one hits.
310
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,405
- [laughs]
311
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,239
You know,
I was dreading tonight,
312
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,785
but this is actually
really fun.
313
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,709
- You know what? I'm having
a really good time too.
314
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,291
I mean, not as good as them.
315
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,173
- I hope this isn't
too forward,
316
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,594
but I'm falling
in love with you.
317
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,804
- [gasps]
318
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,933
It's not, Ron.
I feel the same way.
319
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,391
[mellow music playing]
320
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,061
- So should we get
another drink?
321
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,980
- Yes, definitely.
[cell phone ringing]
322
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:11,148
But uh...let me just take this
really quick.
323
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,899
I'll be right back, okay?
- Okay.
324
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,571
* *
325
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,900
- Hey, Jessie, what's up?
326
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,485
- You were right.
The party is out of control.
327
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,331
I've gotten 100 notifications
from my doorbell camera,
328
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,237
and Jamie isn't
picking up his phone.
329
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,245
- Calm down.
It's gonna be okay.
330
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,497
- My neighbors are gonna
call the cops.
331
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,419
They all hate us
'cause my compost bin stinks
332
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,838
and René has a pet rooster.
333
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,666
Slater,
I hate to ask you this,
334
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,422
but can you please get over
there and shut down the party?
335
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,764
- Uh, you need me to do that,
like, right now?
336
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:43,051
- Uh--oh, my God, wait,
you have your date.
337
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,846
Sorry, never mind, forget it.
338
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,809
- No, no, no, no.
If you need me--
339
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,520
- No, no, no, no,
don't be silly.
340
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,190
I'll ask someone else.
I'll ask Toddman.
341
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:56,820
- You're gonna throw away
everything we have for him?
342
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,240
Look at him!
343
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,158
- No, it's okay, Jessie.
If you need me, I'll be there.
344
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,078
- Really?
Thank you so much.
345
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,328
- I have a problem?
You have a problem!
346
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,000
- [sighs]
347
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,920
Hey, listen.
348
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,588
I am so sorry,
but something suddenly came up.
349
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,128
My friend had an emergency,
and I gotta go.
350
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,343
Again, I'm so sorry.
351
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,973
- Okay.
352
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,640
[indistinct arguing]
353
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:28,308
- * Ooh, he'll take me soon *
354
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:32,400
* He's making room *
355
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,057
- Stop doing that.
I hate this.
356
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,493
What is that?
357
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,196
- Who cares?
358
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,566
Tonight, I'm living life
as a verb.
359
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,405
- Hey, you wanna see
something fun?
360
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,330
- Mm-hmm.
- Cool, let me show you.
361
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,039
- What?
- There it is, mm-hmm.
362
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,420
- Ooh!
363
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,877
- "As a verb"?
364
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,787
- You're being, like,
crazy jealous right now.
365
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,495
- Jamie,
I swear to you I'm not.
366
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,585
- Well, you're mad
about something.
367
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,971
What do you want me to do,
368
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,877
throw the presents out?
'Cause I will.
369
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,596
I don't need this,
or a Rolex
370
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,927
or some song that Billie Eilish
wrote for me personally.
371
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,433
- No, throwing them away
is even worse.
372
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,436
- How?
God, you're being impossible.
373
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,073
- Then don't be with me.
- What?
374
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,069
Oh--
375
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,361
- Jamie's on the move.
376
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,866
Cancel steps 3 through 99.
377
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,577
Advance to step 100.
Over.
378
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,037
- Already?
That was fast.
379
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,578
- All you've gotta do now
is go into Jamie's room
380
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,582
and manipulate your best friend
into kissing you.
381
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,384
- Oh, God.
When you say it like that--
382
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,669
- It sounds awesome.
I know.
383
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,093
- [sighs]
Okay.
384
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,592
I'll get into position.
385
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,973
- And I'll get ready to see
Dean Koontz at Costco.
386
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,561
- What? I thought it was
Dane Cook at Morongo.
387
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,096
- Who cares?
Just go.
388
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,770
- Okay.
389
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,978
[slow mellow music]
390
00:14:54,019 --> 00:15:00,069
- * Girl, you so beautiful
when you faded, faded *
391
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:04,528
* Ooh, I like you better
when you faded *
392
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,071
- Looks like you and I
are on the same trip.
393
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:13,576
- * Girl, what are you
so afraid, afraid of? *
394
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,501
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
395
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:19,671
* *
396
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,631
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
397
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,721
[crowd cheering]
398
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,258
- * You can't relate *
399
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,931
* You never had as much bread
on your plate *
400
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,799
* Y'all have my blessings,
thank you, I'm great *
401
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,766
* Giving 'em reasons
to gossip and hate *
402
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,386
* Go away,
don't pay attention *
403
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,313
* You see me moving
in a different dimension *
404
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,523
* Just look at my mansion *
405
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,442
* Club boys with patience *
406
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,611
* *
407
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,610
- Okay, okay.
Party is over.
408
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,784
Alexa, cut the music.
409
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,663
- No!
- Oh, come on, Coach.
410
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,120
We thought you were cool.
- Yeah.
411
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,750
- I am cool.
412
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,367
But Jamie's mom called and said
I gotta shut this thing down.
413
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,174
- Aw, this sucks, we were in
the middle of a dance battle.
414
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,919
- It doesn't matter,
everybody's gotta go now.
415
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,512
- But we're tied.
Come on, help us out.
416
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,468
Just one dance.
We need you.
417
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,220
- Coach Slater can't dance.
418
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,721
- Uh, yeah, he can.
419
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,103
He's always talking about
420
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,969
what a sick dancer
he was in high school.
421
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,346
- Nice try, guys,
422
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,773
but there is no way
I'm doing more than one dance.
423
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,693
- Yes!
- Alexa, hit it.
424
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,528
- I think you have to say
the name of the song.
425
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,648
[lively instrumental music
playing]
426
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,525
- Guess not.
427
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:35,701
* *
428
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,247
[music stops]
429
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,335
Yeah!
430
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,636
[cheers and applause]
431
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,851
- Whoo!
432
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,562
- You're the man.
You're the man.
433
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,313
- Aisha was so cool,
and then tonight
434
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,066
she just completely
changed personalities.
435
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:09,319
It's like Dr. Jekyll and
Mr. Hyde were the same person.
436
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,492
- Did you not finish the book?
437
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,871
- It's a book?
438
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,157
- All right, well,
you just started dating,
439
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,201
and you don't really
know each other.
440
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,366
- Yeah, I mean,
I guess you're right.
441
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:24,995
- Yeah, like, you and I
have been friends for what?
442
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,375
- As long as I can remember.
- Exactly.
443
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,052
You can't expect someone
you've known for what,
444
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,760
two months,
to understand you like I do.
445
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,014
- Yeah, you do know me
pretty well.
446
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,601
Hey, remember this?
447
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,690
- Oh, my God, our string phone.
448
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:45,478
We used to sit in our windows
and talk on those all night.
449
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,403
- Remember back when
I was husky?
450
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,902
You used to yell through it
every morning,
451
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:53,244
"Wake up, lard-ass!
Welcome to another day of hell!
452
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,161
That is, if you haven't already
died of a heart attack."
453
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,581
- Huh.
- Oh, man, good times.
454
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,291
- Yeah, kind of
forgot about that.
455
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,082
- Oh, I didn't.
456
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,585
I mean, why do you think
I worked so hard
457
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,247
to make my body like this?
458
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,165
It's 'cause
I was afraid of you.
459
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:12,804
- Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
460
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,102
- No, no, it's fine.
461
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,716
I mean, you're not
like that anymore.
462
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,603
- Eh.
463
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,680
I can still be pretty mean.
464
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,595
- No way.
I mean, you used to hurt people
465
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,725
and, like,
never feel bad about it.
466
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,442
Like, remember that time
that you exposed
467
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,572
Spencer's dad's affair
just to ruin his bar mitzvah?
468
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,410
- Yeah, maybe I have changed.
469
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,411
- You have.
470
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,369
I mean, the old Lexi
wasn't a very happy person,
471
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,961
and sometimes unhappy people
take their feelings out
472
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,577
on the people around them.
473
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,625
But you're--you're happy now.
474
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,721
- How do you know I'm happy?
475
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,758
- Because I know you.
[laughs softly]
476
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,722
[gentle music]
477
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:04,063
* *
478
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:07,062
- Damn it.
- What's wrong?
479
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:11,145
- Look, you're right.
I'm happy and I'm nice now.
480
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,282
[sighs]
481
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,319
- * Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba,
Barbara Ann *
482
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,286
* Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba,
Barbara Ann *
483
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,617
* Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba,
Barbara Ann *
484
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,833
* Barbara Ann *
485
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:29,004
* Oh, take my hand *
486
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,174
* Barbara Ann *
487
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,973
* You got me
rockin' and a rollin' *
488
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,507
* Rockin' and a reelin' *
489
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,890
* Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba,
Barbara Ann *
490
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,507
* You got me
rockin' and a rollin' *
491
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,774
* Rockin' and a reelin',
Barbara Ann *
492
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,516
- Oh, no, it's the cops!
Everybody hide!
493
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,728
[siren wailing]
494
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,899
[suspenseful music]
495
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,483
- Happy birthday, Jamie!
496
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,525
- Oh, thank God I found you
in the first room I checked.
497
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,235
I have to tell you something.
498
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,365
There was a scheme
to break you and Jamie up,
499
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,462
but I heroically stopped it.
500
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:09,458
I also started it.
It was my scheme.
501
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,921
- What?
- I'm sorry.
502
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,763
I guess I wanted you guys
to break up because...
503
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,130
I like Jamie.
504
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,676
- I know.
505
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,799
Daisy told me.
506
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,555
- That bitch is lying.
507
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,427
Sorry, reflex.
Just...
508
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,685
Look, I want Jamie to be happy,
and he's happy with you.
509
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,019
I'm the one who got him
all the gifts.
510
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,355
You have no reason
to be jealous.
511
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,650
- [scoffs]
Jealous?
512
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,993
I don't get jealous, honey.
I'm dope.
513
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,608
- God, you're so confident.
514
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,736
- You would be, too,
if you had feet
515
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,242
as big and beautiful as I do.
516
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,293
- Okay, wait,
so if you weren't jealous,
517
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,908
then why were you so upset?
518
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:50,535
- Because at school,
Jamie and I,
519
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,583
we don't seem
all that different,
520
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,996
but being in this
big, fancy house
521
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,255
watching him open
all those expensive gifts, it--
522
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,048
it made me feel weird.
523
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,014
I mean, I don't have money
to buy him an Oculus.
524
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,024
I didn't even get him anything
for his birthday.
525
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,637
Don't laugh,
but that's why I was in here.
526
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,895
I was trying
to make him a gift.
527
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,067
- Oh, Holy God,
what is that thing?
528
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,727
- It's supposed to be Jamie.
529
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,935
- Huh.
- [sighs]
530
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,606
- Let me give you some advice.
531
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,815
Jamie doesn't need things,
532
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,786
especially not a haunted
painting from hell.
533
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,947
He just needs to know
that you care about him.
534
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,786
He really likes you.
535
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,131
- He does?
- Yeah.
536
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,667
And love across class lines
happens all the time.
537
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,512
My dad was rich,
but my mom was just hot.
538
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,918
- Aren't your parents divorced?
539
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,126
- Yeah, that was never
gonna work.
540
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,386
They're from
two different worlds.
541
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,468
[knocking on door]
- It's the police!
542
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:46,683
Open up!
543
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,723
- Maybe someone should
go talk to them.
544
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:50,186
- Yeah, but who?
545
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,346
- Maybe Colt?
546
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,443
[knocking on door]
547
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,151
Coming! One sec.
548
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,322
* *
549
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,491
- Good evening, sir.
550
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,198
We got a noise complaint,
551
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,658
but I didn't know
an adult was home.
552
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,328
- Yeah, sorry, officer.
553
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:08,537
I guess the party
got a little out of control.
554
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,828
- Oh, I get it.
I have kids too.
555
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,292
Boy, do I hate it
when they throw a party.
556
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,128
Let me help you out.
557
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,380
Young lady, you better
keep the music down
558
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,882
for your dad, okay?
559
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,384
I mean, you may think
it's a lot of fun
560
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,835
carrying on all night now,
561
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,005
but when you get to be
your dad's and my age,
562
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,684
fun is a quiet night at home
563
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,852
with your family
and beloved wife.
564
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,190
- Thank you,
we'll keep it down.
565
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,399
- [hiccups]
566
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,859
* *
567
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,860
[people murmuring]
568
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,532
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
569
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,911
- You're the man, Coach.
570
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,868
When I grow up
I wanna be just like you:
571
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:50,618
a single, childless adult
who parties with kids.
572
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,502
- Okay, this party is over.
573
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,539
Everybody out, now!
574
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,673
[crowd groans]
575
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,801
[indistinct chatter]
576
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,378
- Yeah, I'm just
gonna follow her.
577
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,585
- That should be us
kissing Jamie.
578
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:05,894
We were so close.
579
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,427
Why didn't you
just finish the plan?
580
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,470
- Because you're right.
581
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,524
I have gone soft.
582
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,348
Now making people feel bad
makes me feel bad,
583
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,314
so I couldn't do it,
584
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,734
even if it meant
losing a guy I really like.
585
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,823
- Who, me?
- Jamie.
586
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,899
- Wait, you like Jamie?
- Yeah, dude.
587
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,784
Why else would I concoct
a super expensive plan
588
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,031
to ruin someone's relationship?
589
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,783
Wait.
Why are you doing this?
590
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,406
- Because of the thing I've
been saying the whole time,
591
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,253
that I wanna drink Diet Coke
with Kaley Cuoco or whatever.
592
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,879
- What? I thought it
was Dane Cook at Morongo.
593
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,586
Mac, seriously,
why did you do this?
594
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,877
I mean, there had to be
some deeper reason.
595
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,091
- Because I felt abandoned by
my dear friend what's-his-name.
596
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:48,303
- Well, you know,
sometimes unhappy people
597
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,215
take out their feelings
on the people around them.
598
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,313
- Excuse me, I'm not unhappy.
599
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,679
There is no emotional void
I'm trying to fill.
600
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,306
- Okay.
601
00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,226
- I don't have a void.
602
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,573
Lexi, come back.
603
00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,607
What is wrong with me?
604
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,703
Why am I like this?
605
00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:09,619
[cell phone buzzes]
606
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,617
Hello?
607
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,039
Yeah, that's right.
608
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:17,328
A dozen pizzas sent to
Ronald J. Toddman's house.
609
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,502
[whistles]
610
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,253
- I heard Yasmin gossiping
611
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,755
about how some girl
was so drunk
612
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,417
she made out with a coat.
613
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,675
Can you believe it?
614
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,586
For once, the loser
at the party wasn't me.
615
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,886
- Girl, that sounds like
a successful social rebrand.
616
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:34,470
- Uh-huh!
617
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,476
What?
618
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,517
That's a cool party sound
I do now.
619
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,440
- Hey.
620
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,283
- Hey, you're home.
621
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,488
- I don't know
how to thank you.
622
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,659
I am so sorry
I ruined your date.
623
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:50,988
- Don't worry about it.
624
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,122
You know
I've always got your back.
625
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:57,659
- Oh, it is so good to be home.
626
00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:00,076
Although, this will
never really be my home
627
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,085
because the white man
can't rightfully lay claim
628
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,377
to any land in America.
629
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,380
Oh, hey, Slater.
630
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,971
- Hey, René.
- René surprised me.
631
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,507
He decided to come back early
from his retreat.
632
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,221
- Mm.
633
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,601
- Slater, are you hungry?
634
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,637
René's shaman
gifted him some jerky.
635
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,391
- [whispers] There's not really
enough for everyone.
636
00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:17,603
- No, I'm good.
637
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:20,232
- Aw, are you sure?
'Cause we got tons.
638
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:23,360
- Yeah, I think
I'm gonna just go home.
639
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,188
- Wait, what is that outfit?
Is it from high school?
640
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,494
- Yeah, actually, it is.
641
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,527
I've been keeping it
in the trunk of my car,
642
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,871
but I think after tonight
643
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,276
I may officially be done
with high school.
644
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,248
Matter of fact,
645
00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:39,617
I don't think
I need this anymore.
646
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,334
[upbeat music]
647
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,504
- What?
648
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,092
- Why are you
giving this to me?
649
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:51,178
* *
650
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:54,297
[cell phone chiming]