1 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:08,926 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,177 - So I think I have a plan 3 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:11,468 to keep the Douglas kids at Bayside. 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,301 - Me too, I just need to get through to my dad. 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,386 - Is he not listening to you? - No. 6 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,182 I mean literally get through to my dad. 7 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:20,055 I've been on hold with his office for 16 hours. 8 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,353 [jazzy saxophone music] See? 9 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:22,936 That's him playing the sax. 10 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,901 - Cool. - Yeah. 11 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:27,531 - I think we should stage a school-wide walkout. 12 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,069 If we can get some media attention, 13 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,412 it might put pressure on the school board to do something. 14 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,908 - I don't know, Daisy. Are you sure that we can 15 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,579 count on all the Bayside kids to walk out with us? 16 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,697 - Oh, so now it's "us." I thought you were planning 17 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,285 on staying at Bayside no matter what. 18 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:39,539 - Don't come at me like that. 19 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,961 I'm just thinking about my future. 20 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,419 - A future with no best friend. 21 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,669 Good luck finding someone who's gonna tell you 22 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,420 when it's time to wax your little moustache. 23 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,922 - Well, it was time to wax yours two days ago, 24 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,133 but I didn't say nothin'. 25 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,423 all: [gasp] - Yo! 26 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,876 If we can't agree at this table, 27 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,505 then how are we gonna get the whole school to walk out? 28 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,892 Bayside has like a million cliques. 29 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,758 It's got the artsy kids, 30 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,095 the girls who code, 31 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,890 the cool Christians. 32 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,943 Uncool Christians. all: Mm. 33 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,897 - Yeah, but there's Douglas kids in all of those groups. 34 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,307 I mean, you guys are our friends. 35 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:05,856 - Yeah, but being friends with someone 36 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,109 doesn't mean you're willing to put your neck out for 'em. 37 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,031 - Listen, I can get people at the school to do anything. 38 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,610 Did you notice how everyone here calls soda "fizzy juice"? 39 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,525 I made that happen for a reason I don't remember. 40 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,874 - Okay, Lexi, you and Jamie try to get everyone on board. 41 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,331 DeVante, Aisha, and I will reach out to local media 42 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,002 and convince them to cover the walkout. 43 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,290 - And as soon as my dad picks up, 44 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,463 I'll convince him to come. - Your wait time 45 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,751 is approximately 4 billion minutes. 46 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:27,915 [saxophone plays] 47 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,632 [school bell rings] 48 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,223 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 49 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,797 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 50 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,892 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 51 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:35,888 [school bell ringing] 52 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,309 * By the time I grab my books * 53 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,637 * And I give myself a look * 54 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,312 * I'm at the corner just in time * 55 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,562 * It's all right, it's all right * 56 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,564 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 57 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,186 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 58 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,654 * It's all right * 59 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:55,905 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 60 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,739 [school bell ringing] 61 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,155 - So the kids are staging a walkout at 1:00, 62 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,164 and I think that we, as the staff, 63 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,536 should walk out with them. 64 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,212 all: [murmur in agreement] 65 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,711 Now, as you may have heard, 66 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,672 Toddman is on administrative leave 67 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,343 due to a complaint made by Jade Huntington-Snell, 68 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,802 so he is not allowed to be here. 69 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,553 - Oh-ho-ho, I'm here. 70 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:20,175 Jade is trying to silence me 'cause I'm wise to the con 71 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,523 she's pulling on the Douglas kids. 72 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,638 But now it's time to stand up! 73 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,305 Obviously, I can't actually stand up 74 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,773 because Jade might see me. 75 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,023 Hey, Slater. 76 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,774 - Hey. - Ugh! 77 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,686 I hate that woman. People like Jade 78 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,775 are the reason public education in this country 79 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,240 is so broken. 80 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,950 Did you know that predominately white school districts 81 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,541 receive $23 billion more-- 82 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,288 Sorry. I know, I know. 83 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,999 Relax, Mama. 84 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,370 - I wasn't gonna say that. 85 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,626 I would never say something like that. 86 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,838 I mean, maybe back in high school. 87 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,130 I mean, maybe every day a couple times a day 88 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,884 back in high school. 89 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,255 - It doesn't matter. 90 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,852 I'm glad we're all on the same page. 91 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,807 I'll see you at 1:00. - Okay. 92 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,887 - A-and I guess I told you to calm down a lot 93 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:05,232 that one summer we worked at the beach club? 94 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,558 And--and I think in Hawaii 95 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,234 and--and in Vegas, too. 96 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,403 [click tongue] 97 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,901 [indistinct chatter] 98 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,452 - Hey, buddy, great news. My dad's coming to the walkout. 99 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,407 - Wait, what? - Yeah, he was in L.A. 100 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,907 last night for some secret meeting 101 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,988 about a giant earthquake that's coming on May 14th 102 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,744 that I'm not supposed to tell anybody about-- 103 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,866 - Wait, what? - And I got to talk to him. 104 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,043 And now, Jade and the rest of the PTA 105 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,582 are trying to kick them out of Bayside. 106 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,245 It's like a grave injustice or whatever. 107 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,633 - Do you hear your son? 108 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,550 We have raised a real prankster-turned-activist. 109 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,799 Like George Clooney. - Mmm. 110 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:39,471 Oh, those parents suck. You know, the Douglas kids, 111 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,511 they deserve to go to a great school like Bayside. 112 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,314 Besides, new kids keep things fresh. 113 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,138 Remember Tori? - Who? 114 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,483 - That's why you need to come to the walkout, 115 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,559 so you can do, like, a law that they can stay. 116 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,074 - Ah, listen, Mac, I know it's hard 117 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,527 to understand this stuff because you're a kid, 118 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,647 but...it's complicated. 119 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,778 But, hey, I've done complicated things before. 120 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,236 I mean, you're talking to the guy 121 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,705 that got Jason Statham on the California Supreme Court. 122 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:11,076 I promise you I will do everything that I can. 123 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,376 - Anyway, old Mac did it again. 124 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,880 So what time's the parade for me? 125 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,051 - Let's just see if he actually shows up. 126 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,220 - Why would he not show up? - Well, 127 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,759 he said it's complicated, which is grown-up speak for, 128 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,473 "It's not something I wanna do." 129 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,933 Also, it was his budget cuts 130 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,473 that started this mess in the first place, 131 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,016 and he raised you. 132 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,559 I mean, you're a good guy now, but up until like this week, 133 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,403 you were kind of a-- 134 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,979 I don't wanna say psychopath. 135 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,534 More like a sociopath. 136 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,397 - [laughs] My dad's a great man. 137 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,494 Zack Morris is a legend at this school. 138 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,819 - Not all legends are good, Mac. 139 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,485 There was this legend about a guy in our neighborhood 140 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:44,953 with a hook hand. 141 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,583 He killed teens by getting them to sign up for the army. 142 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,460 [mellow music] 143 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,378 - He's gonna come and fix everything. 144 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,207 Hey, you don't know my dad. 145 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,173 [softly] Sociopath... 146 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,923 - This is gonna be pretty cool. 147 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,625 We haven't gathered the Bayside cliques 148 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,175 since we all came together 149 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:05,348 to talk Toddman out of wearing his earring. 150 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,308 Are you okay? 151 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,059 - I don't know. 152 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,480 - You upset about Aisha? 153 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,058 - No. 154 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,233 I'm just kinda coming to grips with the fact 155 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,402 that this was probably my last chance at love. 156 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,361 - [sighs] - I mean, I'm 16. 157 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,201 I can barely bench press a car anymore. 158 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,606 Who's gonna want me? 159 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,324 - I don't think you have to worry. 160 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,905 Basically, every girl at the school has a crush on you. 161 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,160 And every boy. 162 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,792 And most of the teachers. 163 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,748 And Shakira, when she came here to shoot her video. 164 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:35,040 - Come on, Lexi, not everyone has a crush on me. 165 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,915 - [laughs] 166 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,591 I did. 167 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,800 [gentle music] 168 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,470 - You did? 169 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,889 - Yeah, I did. 170 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,008 For a while. And, um... 171 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,386 * * 172 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,773 To be honest, I still do. 173 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,225 But it's totally cool 174 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,322 if you haven't thought about me that way. 175 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,648 - No, I have. - What? 176 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,993 Shut up. No. 177 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,067 Don't shut up. [softly] What? 178 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,453 - I mean... 179 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,120 you're like the best, you know? 180 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,368 You're really pretty, and you're funny, 181 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,001 and you're like my best friend. 182 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,327 But honestly, 183 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,922 the thing that kinda always held me back was... 184 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,789 - It's weird to date your best friend. 185 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,796 - No, I think friends can date friends. 186 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,838 Haven't you ever seen "Friends"? 187 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,091 It's just you haven't always been 188 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,465 the nicest? 189 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,181 - But I'm not mean anymore. 190 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,101 Why, these days, I couldn't even imagine 191 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,230 cyberbullying Erica into getting butt implants. 192 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,517 - Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, you're right. 193 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,941 And I'm proud of you. - Thanks. 194 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:40,650 - Yeah, sometimes it makes me wonder 195 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,942 what I was so scared of that whole time. 196 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:47,946 * * 197 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,081 - Don't sit the sci-fi nerds next to theater. 198 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,828 That's how Scientology was invented. 199 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,001 - Okay. 200 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,790 - No, we can find someone else, René, 201 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,593 but I just feel like most marriage counselors 202 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,376 will have a problem with you eating tuna 203 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,840 through the entire session. 204 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,970 - Are you mad? - No, I'm not mad. 205 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,967 - Okay, fine. - I'll see you at the protest. 206 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:07,795 - Hey... 207 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,314 [clears throat] Um... 208 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,057 I think I owe you an apology. 209 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,558 - Oh, it's fine. 210 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,930 I knew it was a pyramid scheme when I gave you the money. 211 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,976 - Ugh! It's not. If you would've just found 212 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,810 seven friends to sell the soul bracelets to, 213 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,895 we'd both be millionaires by now. 214 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:24,150 Anyway, it's not that, it's just... 215 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,324 I-I feel bad about how I treated you 216 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,493 back in high school. 217 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,871 - What? 218 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,828 - Well, you're always standing up for things 219 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,288 that you believe in, 220 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,158 and I just kept telling you to calm down. 221 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,495 - It's okay. Probably wasn't easy 222 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,500 having an angry tall person constantly yelling at you. 223 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,843 - But you were right to be angry. 224 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,589 We all made fun of you, but you were the only one 225 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,342 who knew what was really going on. 226 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,014 Styrofoam is bad. 227 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,762 Drilling for oil on a football field is bad. 228 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,135 A school-sponsored bikini contest is bad. 229 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,352 I-I shouldn't have been telling you to calm down. 230 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,523 I should have been yelling right there with you. 231 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,861 I'm just sorry I wasn't. 232 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,897 - Slater, that's so nice. 233 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,862 But all that yelling didn't change anything. 234 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,613 And now these poor kids have to fight the battles 235 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,025 that I couldn't win. 236 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,993 - Yeah, but it's not just you anymore. 237 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,833 Back then, you were protesting alone. 238 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,448 Well, I guess that one time 239 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,615 you had that floppy-haired loser Graham with you, but... 240 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,415 you're not alone anymore. 241 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,628 All these kids, 242 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,709 this whole generation, they're-- 243 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,554 they're all a bunch of Jessies. 244 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,339 [uplifting music] 245 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:32,013 Even the big, strong Slaters are Jessies. 246 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,473 You know, that's how I know 247 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,734 this world's gonna be just fine. 248 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,727 - Thanks, Slater. 249 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,898 - You're welcome. 250 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,057 And, hey, don't ever apologize for being angry. 251 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,896 - 'Scuse me. I don't need your permission 252 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,241 to feel my own feelings, you sexist pig. 253 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,488 - Oink, oink, baby. 254 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,780 - And that is why 255 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,244 it is so important for KTLA to be at Bayside at 1:00. 256 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,905 - So it's a student walkout? I could run it by my boss-- 257 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,714 - Listen, I get it. You need a sexy hook. 258 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,208 How about this? 259 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,879 Did you know that 80% of the 35% of taxpayers 260 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,419 who make up 78% of-- - Oh, my God! 261 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,053 That's so boring. 262 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,089 Sir, this is a very serious issue. 263 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,093 The system is failing us-- - Well, not all of us. 264 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,925 Some of us are only looking out for themselves. 265 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,510 - Hey, do not tell KTLA Live at 5 my business. 266 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,016 both: [arguing in Spanish] 267 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,099 - Stop fighting. Stay on message. 268 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,524 - Yeah, what DeVante said. Stay on message. 269 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,863 Tell 'em my dad's coming. 270 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,108 - Wait--who's his dad? all: No one! 271 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,820 - The governor. He'll be there, 272 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,200 and that's a promise from the first boy of California. 273 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,777 - Now, that's a sexy hook. I'll see you there. 274 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,123 - Why would you do that? 275 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,488 - 'Cause he's gonna come and fix everything. 276 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,905 You're wrong about my dad. 277 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,793 - Or you are. Now when he doesn't show up, 278 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,290 the walkout's gonna look like a joke. 279 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,132 - Well, too bad he's definitely coming, 280 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,127 'cause I love jokes. Do you wanna hear one? 281 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,799 A woman with big, long boobs walks into a bar-- 282 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,129 - No, thanks. - Not what we need. 283 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,644 - And that is why we need all the Douglas kids 284 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,427 and the Bayside kids to pull together 285 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,760 to fight for what's right. Who's with me? 286 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,766 - Yeah! - Whoo! 287 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,138 - Can I just say, 288 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,984 I wasn't super sure about this school at first, 289 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,269 but becoming friends with Lauren 290 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,733 and the other Future Business Leaders of America 291 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,034 is the best investment I've ever made. 292 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,899 - I love you, Tamika. 293 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,776 No stocks could ever beat this bond. 294 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,664 all: Aww. 295 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,241 - At 1:00 p.m. today, 296 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,995 we will stage a school-wide walkout. 297 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,827 Let's show the world they can't tear us apart, 298 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,712 because we are one Bayside. 299 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,749 - Yeah! - Whoo! 300 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,633 - Cool. So if nobody has any questions, 301 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,550 we can just, uh--yeah. 302 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,758 - Would we be able to start the protest with a prayer? 303 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,009 - Um... - No way! 304 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,261 What about us Atheists? I say we start with a nothing! 305 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,064 - We'll sidebar that. - That's--yeah. 306 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,348 - You know, I just thought a poetry slot 307 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,022 might hit the spot, unless it's too hot 308 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,401 in the parking lot. [overlapping groaning] 309 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,649 all: Boo! - What do we do? 310 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,151 Everybody wants to do the right thing, 311 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,032 but only if it's in their own stupid way. 312 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,029 - I don't know, maybe just give 'em a minute 313 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,571 and they'll work it out? 314 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,534 - Would we be able to do the protest at 1:30 instead? 315 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,156 I have a shareholder's meeting. - We all know that's code 316 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,463 for you have to take a dump, Lauren. 317 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,786 This is my future. You are not a true ally! 318 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,462 - Seriously, Tamika? 319 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,500 How could you say that to the whole cafeteria? 320 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,214 [students booing, shouting] 321 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,601 - DeVante, you might wanna tell the reporters not to come. 322 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,887 Everyone's fighting. 323 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,600 - Well, Aisha and Daisy were fighting too, 324 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,060 but honestly, I think they're in a good place now. 325 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,601 [girls arguing in Spanish] 326 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,444 I gotta go. 327 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,110 - You're not mad that I'm leaving you. 328 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,518 You're just mad that I'm doing something 329 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,646 that wasn't your idea. 330 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,402 - Well, you never have any good ideas. 331 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,204 A "macrowave" that cools down hot food? 332 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,857 Just wait a minute or blow on it! 333 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,026 - You blow on it, bitch. 334 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,914 both: [shouting in Spanish] - Enough! 335 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,950 Lexi and Jamie can't get the cliques to agree on anything, 336 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,294 so we don't have time for childish catfighting. 337 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,580 - Excuse me? - What did you just say? 338 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,084 - Uh-oh. - Catfighting? 339 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,535 Aisha is a strong, beautiful woman 340 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,546 voicing her opinion-- how dare you! 341 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,338 - And Daisy is not childish. 342 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,302 She's had to take care of her brother since she was a kid. 343 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,682 - I never said she didn't. Why y'all ganging up on me? 344 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,809 Wait a minute! 345 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,516 Wait a minute. I got it! 346 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,556 This is how we get the school united for the walkout. 347 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,140 They just need to share a common enemy. 348 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,056 - He's right--you and I put our differences aside 349 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,435 so we could defend each other 350 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,941 against this stupid, sexist d-bag. 351 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,652 - Guys, I'm a nice person. 352 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,533 - We just need someone that can do that for the whole school. 353 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,609 - Exactly! - Shut up! 354 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,525 - Mom, I need to ask you a question. 355 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,993 Do I know my father? 356 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,084 - Of course! It's Zack. 357 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,710 Why are you asking? [laughing] You're... 358 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,036 You're not Jeff's. 359 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,461 - No, I mean, 360 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,329 I keep telling everybody that he's gonna come today 361 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,746 and, like, sign an executive order 362 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:36,014 that fixes everything, but no one believes me. 363 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,047 - Oh, well, honey, he said he'd try his best. 364 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,432 - Yeah, right? 365 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,968 I mean, Zack Morris always does the right thing. 366 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:42,972 - Hmm. [sniffs] 367 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,813 Well, not always. 368 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,018 I mean, I told you that story back in high school 369 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,688 when he sold poison face cream? 370 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,807 Or the time he made that calendar of us 371 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,024 in our bathing suits and didn't get our permission? 372 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,774 Or that time he almost had Screech 373 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,226 dissected by the government? 374 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,316 - No, you didn't tell me any of that. 375 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,201 - Oh, really? Oh. 376 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,579 Oh, well, honey, he said he'd try his best. 377 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,246 - You already said that. And who's Jeff? 378 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,707 - Yeah, I gotta go. Bye! 379 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,077 [line beeps] - [scoffs] 380 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,213 - We think everyone will put their differences aside 381 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,040 if we just give them a common enemy to hate 382 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,795 as much as we hate bitch-ass DeVante. 383 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,297 - You're still mad? 384 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,009 I gave you the idea and I bought you both milkshakes. 385 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,430 - That is a great plan. 386 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,968 The only problem is, the enemy will have to be me. 387 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,103 I'm the only one capable of being mean enough. 388 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,641 - You're all being very rude to me now. 389 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:31,975 - Do you think you can get 390 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,270 the entire school mad at you in 20 minutes? 391 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,154 - I've done it by accident. 392 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,361 I can do it on purpose. 393 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,571 [chuckles] 394 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,203 - Bonjour. - Hi. 395 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,489 You're here early. 396 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,913 - You know I never miss a protest. 397 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,411 - Oh, thanks. 398 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,793 - Remember that time I went to occupy Wall Street 399 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,749 even though I had pink eye, and everybody caught it? 400 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,120 - [chuckles] Mm-- 401 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:57,126 Um, is this not decaf? 402 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,380 'Cause you know I can't drink caffeine. 403 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,933 - I mean, 404 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,546 technically, you can drink caffeine. 405 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,553 You just don'tdrink caffeine. 406 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,555 Language matters. 407 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,142 Oh, come on! 408 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,603 You can't actually be mad about this. 409 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,265 - But I am. 410 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,435 I am so mad. 411 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,405 I am mad that you are my husband 412 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:27,616 but do not know one of the most fundamental things about me. 413 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,499 I am mad that you burn sage that I'm allergic to, 414 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,288 that you leave me and your son for six months at a time. 415 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,132 You never read my books. 416 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,547 Meanwhile, I proofread your very long, 417 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,956 very pornographic autobiography? 418 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,376 You don't ask me about my day, and I hate your bees. 419 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,426 Who buys non-honey-producing bees? 420 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,140 - Okay, this feels like misplaced anger. 421 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,181 - Oh, no, it's placed exactly where it goes. 422 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,476 For years, I have been protecting your feelings 423 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,521 at my expense, and I'm not doing it anymore, 424 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:04,526 you narcissistic fake-woke, dreamcatcher, tattoo-having, 425 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,321 homemade-jerky-smelling dumbass. 426 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,486 - I don't even know who you are anymore. 427 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,705 - I'm Jessie [bleep] Spano. Now, get out of my office. 428 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,918 [upbeat music] 429 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,168 - Namaste. 430 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:22,839 * * 431 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,261 [students arguing] 432 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,929 - Guys, listen. 433 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,217 We can't do everyone's ideas. 434 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,511 How are we supposed to chant "no justice, no peace" 435 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,845 while we're taking a vow of silence? 436 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,101 - I know a way. 437 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,232 - Whoa! What school are you from? 438 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,440 - Attention, sluts and losers. 439 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,521 I have an announcement. 440 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,106 This meeting is over because it has come to my attention 441 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,912 that every single one of you sucks ass. 442 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,196 - What? [indistinct chatter] 443 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,450 [lightly edgy music] 444 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,373 This school lost whatever made it great 445 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,581 the day the Douglas kids showed up 446 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,212 and everyone started pretending to be fake-ass friends, 447 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,209 even when we clearly hate each other! 448 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,251 [all booing] 449 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,295 - That's not true. Tamika's my friend. 450 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,219 - Oh, yeah, right, you don't really care about her. 451 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,387 - Yeah, she does. And I care about her too. 452 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,046 And if I make fun of her bathroom habits, 453 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,305 it's just because I'm jealous of her regularity. 454 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,767 - You're all fooling yourselves. 455 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,887 If you were really friends, 456 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,143 you would have agreed to the walkout. 457 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,604 Instead, you're just sitting around 458 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,064 like a bunch of garbage bags full of potato salad 459 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,515 stuffed into Gap outlet sweaters. 460 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,324 And I'm lookin' at you, Colt. 461 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,028 - This was a birthday present from Greg. 462 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,108 - I knitted it for him. And he looks amazing in it. 463 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,164 [chatter and applause] 464 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,028 - Aw! Blah! Gluh! 465 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,905 [all booing] Yeah, that's right. 466 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,542 Keep booing me! 467 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,998 [slurping sounds] That's me eating your boos. 468 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,039 It feeds me, you basic bitche-- 469 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,253 - Okay, that's enough. Listen. 470 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,053 I think Lexi's wrong. 471 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,337 I think we do care about each other and we are good friends. 472 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,802 Now, it's 1:00, and I'm walking out. 473 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,303 Who's with me? 474 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,934 [cheers and applause] - Yeah! 475 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,432 * * 476 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,394 - Are you gonna be okay? 477 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,435 - I'll hold it. 478 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:05,189 [cheers and applause] 479 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,113 [bright music] 480 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,072 [camera shutters clicking] 481 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,992 - Daisy, this is amazing. 482 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,821 You did it. 483 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,370 You've got this. 484 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,419 - You know... 485 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,960 when I first came to Bayside, 486 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,463 I could never have imagined this moment-- 487 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,625 standing side-by-side, 488 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,804 each of us fighting for all of us. 489 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,723 The only way to make sure 490 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,642 everyone gets a decent education 491 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,850 is to tie our fates together, 492 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,731 to reject the idea that any kid deserves more 493 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,939 than any other, 494 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,978 that any person is more valuable than-- 495 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:48,033 - He's here, the most important man in the world, my daddy! 496 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,988 He's here to save the day. 497 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,028 [cheers and applause] 498 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,372 - Oh, my God! 499 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,276 Max, you actually pulled it off. 500 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,195 You got the Governor of California 501 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,913 to come to our protest! 502 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,955 - I'm here today not as a parent 503 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,302 or a politician. 504 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,627 I'm here as a man 505 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,512 who wants to be on the right side of history. 506 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,718 Every kid deserves a good education. 507 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,049 It hasn't always been the case, but that stops today. 508 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,386 Today we stand up and say, 509 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,521 "We know what the future looks like. 510 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,399 It looks like this." 511 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,322 - It's just a mural. - Thank you. 512 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,240 Thank you. - Hmm. 513 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,528 [shutters clicking, indistinct chatter] 514 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,741 - Thank you, thank you. 515 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,122 - Hey, no one wanted this, and it does nothing. 516 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,830 What the hell just happened? 517 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,500 - What just happened is my dad sucks. 518 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,421 - Please don't touch the paint. It's not dry. 519 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,968 - Okay, thank you for coming out. 520 00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,258 God bless California. 521 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,930 - My dad can't do this to us. 522 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,809 Just wait until he finds out who my dad is. 523 00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,967 Damn it! 524 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,675 - Hey, buddy, you gotta get it together. 525 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,725 What your dad just did, whether he knows it or not, 526 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,438 just made everything a billion times worse. 527 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,858 'Cause if he leaves after unveiling 528 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,396 that feel-good, do-nothing mural, 529 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,770 then all these people are gonna leave 530 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,276 feeling good and doing nothing! 531 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,027 - Ready to go? Let's go. Okay. 532 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,989 - Oh, God, he's leaving. I need someone to buy us time. 533 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,200 - I got this. 534 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,121 - Uh, yo, I'm gonna sing a song now, 535 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,620 and if you leave before it's over, you're a racist. 536 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:30,209 * Ah * 537 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,053 - Okay, we have one shot to fix this. 538 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,128 So what I need from you is the scheme of a lifetime. 539 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,134 I'm talking wigs, accents. Maybe you'll dress up 540 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,346 as your mom and seduce your dad in a red cocktail dress. 541 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,796 I don't know! I'm bad at these! 542 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,556 But you're not. We just need a plan 543 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,968 to keep your dad here and change his mind. 544 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,306 - No, I can't think. I--wait, wait. 545 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,323 [DeVante singing "Amazing Grace"] 546 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,647 Okay. 547 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:56,361 This is so crazy, it juuust might work. 548 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,534 Please fix it, Daddy. 549 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,202 Daddy, please! 550 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,830 - This was your scheme? 551 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,577 - Your stupid painting doesn't do anything. 552 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,249 They can't go to school in a painting, unless-- 553 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,248 do you have "Harold and the Purple Crayon" technology? 554 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,500 - No. 555 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,001 - I didn't think so. 556 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,884 - I know you wanted more, 557 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,221 but even to get that stupid painting approved, 558 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,006 I had to call in a bunch of favors. 559 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,140 You asked me to do everything I could, 560 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,847 and like it or not, I did. 561 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,809 I'm sorry. 562 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,402 - But... 563 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,556 how could that be possible? 564 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,855 Hi. Daisy. Sophomore class president. 565 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,650 You're the governor. You have so much power. 566 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,815 - [chuckles] Listen. 567 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,243 I get it. 568 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,661 When you're a kid, 569 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,660 doing the right thing seems really simple. 570 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,252 You know, when I was your age, 571 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:49,456 I did a PSA with the president of NBC that solved drugs. 572 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,289 But then you grow up, 573 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,594 and you realize it's a lot more complicated than that. 574 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,718 - Okay, well, maybe I am just a dumb kid, 575 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,926 but can you explain what that means? 576 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,007 - Sure, it just means that, you know, um, 577 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,352 education is a really complex political issue 578 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,269 where you can't get anything done 579 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,727 without kicking a hornet's nest. 580 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,687 - Okay, and what does that mean? 581 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,688 - W-uh... kicking a hornet's nest? 582 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,150 It, uh, well, it just means, um, 583 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,990 voters and lobbyists can get, like, mad at you. 584 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,897 - Okay, and what does that mean? 585 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,775 - [stammering] It's bad is what it means. 586 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,203 Angry voters won't vote for you, 587 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,581 and corporations will give money to your opponent 588 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,118 where they make campaign ads 589 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,752 where they put you in black and white 590 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,668 and they go, "Zack Morris, wrong on this thing. 591 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,588 Wrong for California," and you won't get reelected. 592 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,837 - Okay, and what does that mean, 593 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,259 like you won't have a job anymore? 594 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,507 - Uh, no, I'll just go back to being a hot lawyer, 595 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,759 but, you know, I-I wouldn't be the governor! 596 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,641 - But-- - No, please, Daisy, no more. 597 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,098 - What does that mean? 598 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,599 - I'll be a loser, okay? 599 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,100 With no helicopter, no parades, 600 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,733 so secret service guys calling me the Blond Falcon. 601 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:58,280 Oh, God. Is that it? 602 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,698 That can't be it. 603 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,987 - You know what you have to do. 604 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,704 I came here to seduce your father 605 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,453 just in case he didn't do the right thing. 606 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,706 - Told you my idea wasn't stupid. 607 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,586 - * But noooow I see * 608 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,798 Thank you! 609 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,047 Thank you. Only one of you is racist. 610 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,590 - I had to pee! 611 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,388 - Hi. Governor Zack again. 612 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:29,639 I just have a little addendum to the, uh, mural thing. 613 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,983 Um, no big deal, 614 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,398 but I'm just gonna be signing a executive order 615 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,647 putting a three-year freeze 616 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:36,979 on all school openings and closures 617 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,823 until a committee can investigate 618 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,108 the current state of public education 619 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,241 and offer a workable plan for reform. 620 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,358 Now, I know some people may be upset by-- 621 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,486 [phone blips] Oh. 622 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,162 Okay, uh, 623 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,910 getting a text that I'm being sued. 624 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,162 [phone blips] Oh. 625 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,374 By, uh, multiple people. 626 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,785 [phone blipping] And companies. 627 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,843 Oh, that just a CNN alert, 628 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,046 but it is about me being sued more. 629 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,837 Look, you know, it doesn't matter. 630 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,341 The point is, these kids are staying at Bayside. 631 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,845 [cheers and applause] 632 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,808 - Whoo! Yes! - That's what's up. 633 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,889 - And I wanna thank everyone who reminded me today 634 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,404 that doing the right thing 635 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,767 doesn't have to be complicated. 636 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,864 - Boy, you must feel like a real idiot right now. 637 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,070 - What? What--who-who's talking? 638 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:27,492 - I said, boy, you must feel like a real idiot-- 639 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,242 [gags, coughs] 640 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,624 Ladybug... [coughs] 641 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,290 Down my throat. 642 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,168 [gagging, coughing] 643 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,586 Pah! 644 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,009 - So I guess I'll see you tomorrow 645 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,970 for another normal day at Bayside. 646 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,430 - I guess so--I still can't believe we did it. 647 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,061 - Daisy, youdid it. 648 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,058 And I'm not just talking about the walkout. 649 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,640 From the day that we got here, 650 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,145 you know that this place was unfair, 651 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,647 and you wouldn't shut up about it. 652 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,228 But look what you did. 653 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,233 You changed it. 654 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,735 - Yeah, I did. 655 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,954 I'm just so happy we're best friends again. 656 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,278 - I know, I mean, it's been so annoying 657 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,244 not having you around to tell me what to do. 658 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,624 Like, be honest. 659 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,331 Did I make a huge mistake with Jamie? 660 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:18,462 - Aisha, you don't need me to tell you what to do. 661 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,130 You got this. - Yeah. 662 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,248 So I'll be mature and give him space. 663 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,955 - No, stop being an idiot and go tell him how you feel! 664 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:27,836 God, this is the macrowave all over again. 665 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,974 - I'm gonna go talk to him. - Yes! 666 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,892 [mellow music] 667 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:37,942 - Hey. That was quite a speech. 668 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,437 - Yeah. Everyone hates my guts now. 669 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,230 You sure you wanna be seen 670 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,443 talking to the meanest girl in school? 671 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:45,944 - [laughs] 672 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,275 You made the whole school hate you 673 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,241 for a good cause. 674 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,911 That's like the nicest thing I've ever seen anyone do. 675 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,872 - Yeah, that is why I did it, 676 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,582 but the truth is, 677 00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,883 that mean girl isn't dead and gone. 678 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,457 She's still a part of me, and she can show up anytime. 679 00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,053 Like if I'm hungry 680 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:08,548 or someone asks me to go to their stupid improv show. 681 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,391 - It's okay. [laughs] 682 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,097 I like the whole Lexi. 683 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,433 - You do? 684 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,773 Shut up. 685 00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:18,518 - No, you shut up. 686 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,480 [soft dramatic music] 687 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:28,701 * * 688 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,117 [upbeat music] 689 00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:38,161 [indistinct chatter] - Me too. 690 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,964 Oh, Max, actually, I ordered cheese on mine. 691 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,209 - Take a look in your pocket. 692 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:48,047 Does this place ever stop being weird? 693 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,299 - I gotta admit-- never thought I'd say this, 694 00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:52,682 but protesting is fun. 695 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,429 Sort of like bullying evil. 696 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,511 Plus, I got all my steps in, so that was cool. 697 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,426 - Well, it was good to see you out there. 698 00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,805 I'm proud of us. 699 00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:01,771 We've all really grown up since high school. 700 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,271 - Oh-- - Ooh-- 701 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,403 - Mmm, mmm, mmm... 702 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,362 Oh, it was so hot when you did the right thing. 703 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,414 - Let's go do this in a helicopter 704 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,578 while we still can. - Oh, yeah, you got it, 705 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,947 Blond Falcon. - Oh...rarr! 706 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,754 [both giggling] 707 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:24,882 - Hey. - Hey, Daisy. 708 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,048 - Hi. - Hey, buddy. 709 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,757 Nice job today. - You too. 710 00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,168 I'm really happy you guys are staying. 711 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,336 For my own sake. 712 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,264 Sometimes I think that you've taught me 713 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,302 almost as much as I taught you. 714 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,136 - What do you think you've taught me? 715 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,061 - I don't know-- surf culture. 716 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,890 Didn't I give you a makeover once? 717 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,015 - No. - Oh, God. 718 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,062 Who'd I give a makeover to? 719 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,186 - I'm just glad this is all behind us. 720 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,823 We don't have to fight these huge, 721 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,069 insurmountable obstacles anymore. 722 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,912 I just get to be a normal kid at Bayside for a while. 723 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:56,528 - Yeah. [phone chimes] 724 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,869 What's coronavirus? 725 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:02,621 Oh, well. Wanna go share a milkshake? 726 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,424 - Yeah. - The usual. 727 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,247 Hey, you guys want a milkshake? Daisy's buying. 728 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,962 - No, I'm not buying. [school bell rings] 729 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,963 - Yeah! [overlapping chatter] 730 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,715 - You guys know I don't have money, right? 731 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,546 - A chocolate one, please. [overlapping chatter] 732 00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,971 [school bell rings] 733 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,260 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 734 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,722 * An alarm gives out a warnin' * 735 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,642 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 736 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,272 * By the time I grab my books * 737 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,688 * And I give myself a look * 738 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:27,187 * I'm at the corner just in time * 739 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,650 * It's all right * 740 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,230 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 741 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,685 * It's all right * 742 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,565 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 743 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:36,451 * It's all right * 744 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,659 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 745 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,661 * It's all right * 746 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:46,884 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 747 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:50,086 * * 748 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,338 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 749 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:56,470 * * 750 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,929 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 751 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:03,730 * * 752 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,187 * It's all right * 753 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:06,846 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 754 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,305 * It's all right * 755 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,975 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 756 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:13,153 * It's all right * 757 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:16,993 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 758 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,370 [school bell rings] 759 00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,406 - That was the best song you ever wrote, Natalie.