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Previously on Yellowjackets...
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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
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We’re going
to motherfucking nationals!
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All I know is that what happened
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was a tragedy.
Those girls were special.
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Hustle up.
It’s gonna be a long flight.
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- They were champions.
- I fucking love you, Jackie.
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If we’re each other’s first,
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- then we’ll be linked forever.
- Jeff’s a virgin?
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Shauna Shipman.
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You’re the only one who’s always
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been there for me.
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Jeff, pull over.
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I thought
we weren’t doing this again.
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Tell me you love me.
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I love you, Shauna.
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The plane crashed.
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A bunch of my friends died,
and the rest of us
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starved and scavenged
and prayed for 19 months
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until they finally found us.
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I’m Taissa Turner,
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and as State Senator,
I want to lead New Jersey
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out of the wilderness.
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We agreed.
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Stay out of the public eye.
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Have you talked to Nat?
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She’s in rehab, again.
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After they rescued us, I...
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I lost my purpose.
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I finally know
how to get it back.
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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
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Buzz! Buzz!
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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The Lord is my shepherd,
and even though I walk
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through the valley
of the shadow of death...
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We’ll reset after 30 seconds.
Confirm.
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- 22 out. Speed brake!
- Speed brake.
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- Dump fuel.
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Dumping fuel!
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♪ Except for you ♪
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♪ Don’t ever let anyone
step all over you ♪
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♪ Just open your heart... ♪
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Hello?
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Misty! Oh, my gosh. Hi.
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What do you want, Becky?
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Sorry. I’m sure
you’re, like, so busy.
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We just thought you should
know that Robbie Delgado--
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he’s telling everybody
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you two did anal
in the janitor’s closet.
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Well, for your information,
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I’ve never even been
in the janitor’s closet.
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So where’d you guys do it then?
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I didn’t...
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I didn’t do anal
with Robbie Delgado.
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But you’ve done it
with somebody else.
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Do you, like, love anal?
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No. No, I-I’ve never--
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You know what I think?
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I think you wish someone
would do anal to you, Misty.
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Only, you’re too ugly
to, like, find a victim.
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Ah. Mm.
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You can think what you want.
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Opinion is the wilderness
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between knowledge and ignorance.
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That’s Plato.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You’re such a fucking weirdo.
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♪ Until then, baby... ♪
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Come on.
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- Come on.
- Come on. Go.
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Please, God.
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Push it out! Push it out!
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Shauna. Shauna, get the fuck up!
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Push! Push!
Come on, come on. Go, go, go!
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Help! Help, help!
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Help.
Help me, help me, help me.
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It’s Van.
- I’m stuck!
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- We have to help her.
- I can’t breathe!
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- I’m coming, Van!
- Help me! Help me!
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- Help me!
- I’m coming.
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- Come on. Oh, God.
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It’s stuck.
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I can’t get out!
Can’t get out.
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- Hurry up!
- Oh, my God!
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Shauna, we got to go.
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- We got to go.
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- Shauna, we have to go!
- Shauna! No!
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Shauna!
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♪ eerie, solemn music ♪
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♪ eerie vocalizing ♪
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We have to go back inside!
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- Have you seen Van?
- Sorry.
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Has anybody seen...?
Have you seen Van?
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Have you? Van?
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Van?
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Help!
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Coach Scott.
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Coach Scott!
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Help!
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I’m coming!
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- Coming. Oh!
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Coming! Coach. Coach!
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Let me see.
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- Hey, girls, is it, uh...?
Yeah?
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Can you move it?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Here. Come on. Come on.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh, fucking God!
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Coach?
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- Coach!
- Coach? Coach?
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Shauna, please.
There’s nothing we could do.
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Jesus.
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Coach.
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Surprise.
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Van.
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- Van!
Ty.
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♪ suspenseful music ♪
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What the fuck?
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Help me move him!
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♪ I’m hungry, I’m dirty ♪
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♪ I’m losing my mind,
everything’s fine! ♪
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Bubble baths.
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Walks in the rain.
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Muscular calves.
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Escalators.
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Knuckles. Steamed clams.
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Obviously.
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But enough about me.
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What turns you on, Stan?
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Oh. Uh...
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I don’t know, just, uh...
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the usual stuff.
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Hair?
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Oh. Well.
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I can work with that.
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- Another Rioja, hon?
- No, that’s, uh--
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- That’d be great.
- It’s just,
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I have to be up
kind of early tomorrow, so...
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I-It’s six o’clock.
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And I thought you said
that you just got fired.
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Well, technically I said
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there were some...
intradepartmental
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redundancies post-merger, so,
you know, I wasn’t really fired
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so much as it’s, uh...
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What the hell?
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I suppose one more drink
won’t kill me.
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And did we want to take
a look at some menus?
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Oh, I think just...
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I honestly don’t see
how we couldn’t.
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Like this, got it?
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As much as you can and fast.
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We’re gonna need
to change the bandages soon.
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And then hourly after that.
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If he even lives that long.
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Don’t say that.
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Just...
just, uh, keep ripping them up.
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Okay?
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Yeah. Good, good, good.
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Ow. Watch it.
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Hold still, then.
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No, no, no.
It’s-it’s too loose, here.
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Fuck.
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You need to... stop the bleeding
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without cutting off
the circulation.
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How do you know how
to do all this?
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I took the Red Cross
babysitter training class.
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Twice.
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Okay.
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All right,
bleeding’s slowing down.
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We need to disinfect it somehow.
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Um, maybe something
from the bar cart?
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There wasn’t one.
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I mean, it was just soda.
It’s cheaper that way.
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Maybe somebody brought
contraband.
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Okay. Wow.
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Well, did you?
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Obviously.
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But I stashed it
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in my bag,
and God knows where that is now.
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Guys, how about this?
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Hey, that’s m-- Uh...
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A great idea, Van.
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Witch hazel, isopropyl alcohol.
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Actually, this could work. Okay.
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- Lie back. Lie back.
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Lie back.
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Lie back. Lie back.
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Oh, Jesus!
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Fuck, my leg!
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Oh, fuck!
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Is it bad?
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How bad is it?
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Well, the good news is I--
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You’re gonna be fine, Coach.
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You got pretty banged up, but
Misty’s doing a really good job.
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Right, Misty?
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We have to tell him.
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And freak him out worse?
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Are you really that psyched
to tell him you chopped
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his fucking leg off with an axe?
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Yeah?
- Hey. It’s me.
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Yeah. I know. Do you not know
how cell phones work?
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- Are you home?
- Maybe.
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Oh, do you not know
how being home works?
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What do you want, Mom?
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I just realized I forgot
to defrost the chuck.
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Literally, what are you
even talking about?
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For dinner tomorrow.
Can you just...
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take it
out of the freezer, please?
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Fine, okay.
What does it look like?
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Like a little refrigerator
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on top of the big refrigerator.
It’s meat, Callie.
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It looks like frozen meat.
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Ah, fuck!
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Callie...
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I have to go. Sorry.
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Who taught you how to drive?
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- Are you okay?
- No, actually, I’m not.
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Because you, sir,
are a fucking asshole.
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Wow.
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You know, usually it takes
people at least a few minutes
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of conversation
to figure that out.
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You’re good.
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What is, what is this?
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Adorable?
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Are you trying
to be adorable with me?
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Does that usually work for you?
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You know what, this...
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this is not my fault, okay?
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Because you can’t just stop
without warning.
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It is... it’s crazy!
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Look, I’m honestly
not sure what to do here.
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Because, A, you rear-ended me,
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so technically
this is your fault.
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And B, that’s literally
what taillights are for.
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How do you know
your taillights aren’t out?
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Are they?
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That’s not the point. I...
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You are so mad.
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And yet so wrong.
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Look, you clearly took
the worst of it here.
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We probably don’t need to get
our insurance involved.
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Oh, God. Really?
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You got a pen?
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- A pen?
- Well, I figured
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if I asked for your phone
I might end up in the hospital.
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Oh. Okay, um...
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Here you go.
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That’s the number
of a body shop.
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I know a good guy there.
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He owes me a favor.
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Just give him a call.
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He’ll take care of you, okay?
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Oh, okay.
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I’m Adam, by the way.
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Shauna.
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So tell me, kids.
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How’s the sex?
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Yeah, I...
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we’ve just, um...
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we’ve both been very busy...
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- Yeah.
-...recently.
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And Jeff’s had a lot of...
late nights,
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- um, at work...
- Yeah, we’ve been having
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a lot of problems
with the inventory database.
268
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Back at the store.
269
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,023
Right. Well, I’ve said it before
270
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,658
and I’ll say it again.
271
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:55,160
Marriage lives up here,
dies down here.
272
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,731
That’s quite the catchphrase.
273
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,566
I want to assign you two
274
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,769
some real homework this week.
275
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,737
Not only are you gonna have sex,
276
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,740
but I want you
to share a fantasy
277
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,742
with each other-- something
you’ve never shared before.
278
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,111
- No...
- Awesome.
279
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:15,381
I know you’ve been
together a very long time.
280
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,684
But that is all the more reason
281
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,285
to try something new.
282
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,087
Just trust me.
283
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,855
You may find...
284
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,924
you can still
surprise each other.
285
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,100
Well, this is me.
286
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,639
Thanks for the ride home.
I, uh...
287
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,841
I can’t believe
my car wouldn’t start.
288
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,643
Just one of those things,
I guess, so weird.
289
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,823
Well, this-this-this was, uh...
290
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,692
Do you want to come inside?
Um...
291
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,694
You could meet Caligula.
292
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,898
Um...
293
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,769
Oh. I see.
294
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,174
It’s because you think I’m ugly.
295
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,909
What?
296
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,078
God, Misty, you’re so stupid.
297
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,613
I...
298
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,415
I think you’re...
299
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,250
- y-you’re very--
300
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:27,286
If you thought I was pretty,
you’d come inside.
301
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,863
So, is it just,
uh, the one bird, or...
302
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,899
Stan, you’re so funny.
303
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,969
Now, Caligula is
a little protective of me,
304
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,204
but it’s all for show.
305
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,906
He’s a total sweetheart, really.
306
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,208
But do shield your eyes
if he comes at your face.
307
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,177
What?
308
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,880
Hello, Misty.
309
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,349
You crazy fucking bitch.
310
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,251
Okay, yeah. I’m out of here.
311
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,526
Hey, Nat.
312
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,294
It’s been a while.
313
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,530
Yeah.
314
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,165
You haven’t changed.
315
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,370
I take it you know why I’m here.
316
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,573
The postcard.
317
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,645
Yeah.
318
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,713
The fucking postcard.
319
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,327
So what does it mean?
320
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,599
You tell me.
321
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,035
Oh. You think...
322
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,337
Hold that thought.
323
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,419
I didn’t send it, silly.
324
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,220
See? I got one, too.
325
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,524
It came in the mail
about a week ago.
326
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,793
It’s from an online app,
so the postmark
327
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,794
on the envelope is useless.
328
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,632
How do I know you didn’t
send it to yourself?
329
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,068
Well, I could ask you
the same thing, so...
330
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,169
I guess we’ll just have
to believe each other.
331
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,041
So who’s next
on your suspect list?
332
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,378
I have a lot of theories,
but do you want to go first?
333
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,113
Oh! Do you want
something to drink?
334
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,816
I’ve got tea,
I’ve got coconut La Croix,
335
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,317
I have sherry in the cupboard.
336
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,722
I’m gonna need something
a little stronger than that.
337
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,696
Oh, you got me a drink.
338
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,369
I can’t believe
I’ve never been here before.
339
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:59,005
It’s so, um... so edgy.
340
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,107
- So what have you got?
341
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,575
Oh.
342
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,544
Well, if I’ve learned anything
343
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,579
in the citizen detective
community...
344
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,282
- The what?
- Citizen detective.
345
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,918
We’re like, um, we’re like
private investigators,
346
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,387
except for no one hired us
or asked for our help.
347
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,923
We work together online
to solve cold cases.
348
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,859
Disappearances, murders.
It’s super fun.
349
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,029
So I’ve been asking myself,
350
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,798
"What does the person
who sent these postcards want?"
351
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,668
To scare us,
to mess with our heads.
352
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,670
Make us think about...
353
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,071
what happened out there.
354
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,545
It’s obviously a threat.
355
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,567
Who’s Jessica Roberts?
356
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,437
She claims to be a reporter,
but I think that’s a lie.
357
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,539
She’s been nosing around.
358
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,242
She claims
she has a book deal, but...
359
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,111
Well, how could
she know about...?
360
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,279
You know.
361
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,417
Maybe somebody talked.
362
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,496
♪ low, gentle music ♪
363
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,632
You found Travis?
364
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,667
Oh... yeah.
365
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,004
Talk about someone
who didn’t want to be found.
366
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,338
Here you go, ladies.
367
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,407
From the gentleman in the back.
368
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,475
Says it’s your drink of choice.
369
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,649
Hey.
370
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,284
Hi.
371
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,085
Wow.
372
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,186
It really is you.
373
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,521
Hi!
374
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,190
- Hey. I’m, um--
Kevyn.
375
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,427
It’s Misty. Misty Quigley.
From third period Spanish.
376
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,096
Misty, right. Of course.
377
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:05,665
Man.
378
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,066
Natalie.
379
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,471
It’s nice to see you.
380
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,840
Yeah. Yeah, you, too.
381
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,344
Sorry, is this a,
is this a bad time?
382
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,912
You in the middle of something?
383
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,081
- Mm-hmm.
Right.
384
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,450
Got it.
385
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,419
Well, uh...
386
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,522
I don’t know how long you’re
in town for, but just in case,
387
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,324
I’ll leave this.
388
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,995
If you maybe want
to maybe get a drink
389
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,064
another 20 years from now,
390
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,699
you’ll know how to reach me.
391
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,233
Mm-hmm.
392
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,536
All right.
393
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,876
Dang. If somebody had told me
394
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:54,212
that’s how goth freak
Kevyn Tan would grow up...
395
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,084
Didn’t you two used
to be friends?
396
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,585
Best friends.
397
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,924
So you sure this is him?
398
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,525
Travis?
399
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,294
Yeah.
400
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,895
I don’t know.
401
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,344
It’s gonna hurt for a second.
402
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,012
Ready? One, two, three.
403
00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:28,714
Arm through. You got it.
You got it. Come on, come on,
404
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,517
- come on, you got it.
- Man, Misty is awesome.
405
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,586
Dad?
406
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,354
Fuck. Javi!
407
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,857
- Dad?
- Go find Travis.
408
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,092
Now. Javi, stop!
409
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,429
Shit.
410
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:52,938
Travis, hey.
411
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:57,410
Your brother’s trying
to get back on the plane.
412
00:22:57,443 --> 00:23:00,412
I think he’s looking
for your dad.
413
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,653
The door ripped open
when we were going down.
414
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:10,823
He was trying to help one of you
idiots put on an oxygen mask,
415
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,659
and, uh...
416
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,761
he fell out.
417
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,563
Yeah, well, that...
418
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:21,267
fucking sucks, but...
419
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,336
your brother’s still here, so...
420
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,340
...maybe you should go help him.
421
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:34,479
Well, maybe you should mind
your own fucking business, hmm?
422
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,660
I come bearing gifts.
You’re welcome.
423
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,129
Yes! Rumba’s!
424
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,498
So this is your move?
425
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,266
You think you can miss
the parent-teacher conference
426
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,868
and just buy us off
with picadillo?
427
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:57,770
Oh, I know I can buy off Sammy.
428
00:23:57,803 --> 00:24:00,439
With you it’s more like cross
my fingers, hope for the best.
429
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,308
Well, we already ate
at, you know, dinnertime.
430
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,943
Which is why I got the
sandwiches for lunch tomorrow.
431
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,212
- And the...
- Pastelitos!
432
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:09,381
Pastelitos! For dessert.
433
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:12,318
I am sorry.
434
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,820
Goddamn strategy meetings.
435
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:19,124
So, how was it?
436
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:21,260
Did I miss anything big?
437
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,262
Uh, hey, kiddo.
438
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,599
Why don’t you and Manny
take one of those pastelitos
439
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,667
and go watch some TV?
440
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,272
Uh-oh.
That can’t be a good sign.
441
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,774
His teacher’s concerned.
442
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,410
She says he’s having
a hard time making friends.
443
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,781
- That’s it?
- Yeah.
444
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,683
Do we know for sure
the other kids don’t suck?
445
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,151
- Ty.
- I’m kidding.
446
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:48,120
- Obviously.
- I know.
447
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,624
But, I mean, I was kind
of a loner when I was his age.
448
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,326
There’s nothing wrong
with a little self-reliance.
449
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,699
I should have been there.
450
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:03,502
But you really think there’s
something to worry about here?
451
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,173
- Maybe.
452
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,208
I call it...
- I don’t know.
453
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,046
Maybe putting him
in public school was a mistake.
454
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,816
No, no. Education is the
cornerstone of your platform,
455
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,618
and you are right.
456
00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:23,255
If everybody who can just bails
on the public system...
457
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:28,661
What you’re doing is important,
Ty. It matters.
458
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,862
What we’re doing.
459
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,500
It’s just been an adjustment,
that’s all.
460
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,769
I’m used to you being there.
461
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,037
I’m always here.
462
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,175
♪ women vocalizing eerily ♪
463
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,934
I hate these buttons.
464
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:11,403
Oh, motherfucker.
465
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,371
Need a little help over there?
466
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:18,210
What, am I not surprising you
with how...
467
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,378
sexy this is?
468
00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:24,450
You know, I was thinking...
469
00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:28,754
...you know, about what the, uh,
470
00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:30,889
the therapist said
earlier today,
471
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:34,126
with the whole... fantasy thing?
472
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:36,295
Yeah?
473
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:39,131
Yeah. I was... you know,
I was just thinking
474
00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:43,502
maybe it-it could be
kind of hot if, uh,
475
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,504
you pretended
476
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,940
to be a customer at the store.
477
00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:51,343
All right, your fantasy is
478
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:54,847
for me to pretend
to buy furniture?
479
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,517
- It’s dumb.
- No. No, no, no.
480
00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,152
- Hey.
- I don’t know.
481
00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:01,886
It’s not. It’s not dumb.
482
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,090
It’s, um....
483
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,592
It’s great.
484
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,594
- Let’s try it.
- Yeah?
485
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,662
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
486
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:13,332
- All right.
- Okay.
487
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,334
All right.
488
00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:17,770
I... You know, I think
I should leave my clothes on,
489
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,905
’cause I don’t think I would
go shopping without them.
490
00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:21,340
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
491
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,175
Oh, I’ll, uh, meet you halfway.
492
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,014
- Then we can... Yeah.
- Yeah.
493
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,285
Oh. Oh, okay.
494
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,855
Uh...
495
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:44,729
Pardon me.
496
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:47,633
- Okay. No. No, that’s...
- Just,
497
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,668
I’m gonna do
something different. Okay.
498
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,839
Excuse me, sir.
499
00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:55,674
I just can’t do it.
500
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,676
Nah, you’re doing great.
Maybe I should start.
501
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,478
- Yes.
- All right.
502
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,013
You... Mm-hmm.
503
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,649
Hi.
504
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,352
I, uh,
I couldn’t help but notice
505
00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:10,289
that you were eyeing
this credenza over here.
506
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,758
I’m the owner.
507
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,927
Hank.
508
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,630
I’m... Tabitha.
509
00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:20,999
Well, it’s a real pleasure
to meet you.
510
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:24,036
Is there anything special
511
00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,004
that I can help you
with today, Tabitha?
512
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,340
Actually, yes.
513
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:32,944
I’m... here to make a return.
514
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:36,681
Why would you be
returning something?
515
00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:39,585
Well... Well, I don’t know.
516
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:41,487
- Not as, like a...
517
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,021
I don’t know. Just a...
518
00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:46,859
My-my armoire.
519
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:50,429
It’s too big. I should
have taken measurements.
520
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:51,730
Are you making fun of me?
521
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,132
No. I’m not m...
522
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,566
I’m trying to...
523
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:57,536
I...
524
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,605
I just feel a little stupid.
525
00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:01,473
- Right.
- Jeff.
526
00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:05,144
Do you not think
it’s a bit weird? It’s, like...
527
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,645
What is this?
528
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,313
Nothing.
529
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:11,817
Just, I-I got into
a fender bender this afternoon,
530
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:13,719
and it was not a big deal.
531
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,387
We exchanged information,
532
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,922
- so it’s just his--
- So, wait, wait, wait. You...
533
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:19,758
You got in an accident today?
534
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,261
And you’re just
mentioning that now?
535
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,463
How bad was it, Shauna?
536
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:27,132
Like I just said,
it was not a big deal.
537
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:32,137
- I’m fine, by the way.
- I can see you’re fine.
538
00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:41,046
How about that armoire?
539
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:43,382
It’s... not working.
540
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,250
No shit.
541
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,130
Oh, my God.
Where are you going?
542
00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:01,800
I’m just gonna jerk off, watch
some SportsCenter before bed.
543
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,472
She hates me now.
544
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:15,280
Maybe just give her some time.
545
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,850
For the record,
546
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:21,720
I was trying to save you.
547
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:24,523
I thought that...
548
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,761
Yeah.
549
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,439
Oh, wait.
550
00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,741
Oh, where’s the other one?
They’re supposed to be together.
551
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:46,878
Ah!
552
00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:49,681
Oh. Oh.
553
00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:51,216
Is this it?
554
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,768
Let’s go.
555
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,770
♪ jarring, eerie music ♪
556
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,074
Dad! Dad!
557
00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,776
- Javi, Javi, Javi, come here.
- Dad?
558
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,777
- Please.
559
00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:24,917
- It’s Dad.
- Javi, Javi, Javi. Yeah.
560
00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:26,919
Holy macaroni, is-is that...?
561
00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:28,754
He’s got to be dead, right?
562
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,255
What the fuck?
563
00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:31,290
Don’t look. Don’t look.
564
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,926
Okay, who has the best arm?
565
00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:35,227
- What?
- I do, Jackie.
566
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,562
- What?
- Thinking we could...
567
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,731
try and throw things at him
and see if he moves.
568
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:42,634
You want to throw rocks at Coach
who fell out of a fucking plane?
569
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:45,737
I didn’t say rocks.
Someone’s shoe or whatever.
570
00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:47,739
Oh, yeah,
that’s a fuck-ton smarter.
571
00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:49,408
You’re on fire today, Jackie.
572
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,743
Oh, wait. That was supposed
to be me, huh?
573
00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:53,478
- What?
Okay, guys, stop it.
574
00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:55,113
We need a plan here.
575
00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:57,515
We could lower him with ropes?
576
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:00,953
Vines, then? I don’t know.
577
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,187
Fuck’s sake,
Laura Lee, we’re not gonna
578
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,889
- Tarzan him out of a tree.
- Oh--
579
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,624
- You got a better idea?
Than shoes and vines?
580
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:08,260
Sure. Let’s just cut
the fucking tree down.
581
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,295
Dad? Dad!
582
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:11,730
- No, don’t!
- Travis, Travis, Travis!
583
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,465
Travis!
584
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,100
Hey, what the fuck, Javi? Here.
585
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,102
- Come here. Come here.
- Come on. Come down.
586
00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:18,570
- Let him go!
- Come back down!
587
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,405
This is all I could find, okay?
So just
588
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,140
grab a corner
and if somebody falls on it.
589
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,609
- Travis, grab the--
590
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:26,144
- Travis.
- Stop.
591
00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:28,513
Okay.
592
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,282
Okay. Tie those down.
593
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,620
Dad?
594
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,758
Dad?
595
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:43,829
♪ eerie, dramatic music ♪
596
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:55,874
- Travis, get back!
- Get back!
597
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,621
♪ women vocalizing eerily ♪
598
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,651
So, the prince would like you
to read to him.
599
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,353
Apparently,
you’re better at the voices.
600
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,822
Tell me he’s opened his shades.
601
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,024
No, still refusing to.
602
00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:48,193
It’s like Dracula’s crypt
in there.
603
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,563
All right, I’m going.
I’m going. Let’s go.
604
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:54,332
Scooch.
605
00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:00,372
I’m sick of reading.
606
00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,373
Since when?
607
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:06,511
You want to go to the park?
608
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,013
No.
609
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,549
- Why not?
- No friends.
610
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,620
I’m your friend, Sammy.
611
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:23,594
Hey, hold that up. Mm-hmm.
612
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:26,865
Ah.
613
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,333
Okay, let’s see
if you can get this.
614
00:34:32,670 --> 00:34:35,307
- Ah?
- A bunny?
615
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,309
That’s right.
616
00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:40,112
Um, how about...
617
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:41,913
this?
618
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:45,984
A snail?
619
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,053
Oh. You are good.
620
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,089
Um, oh, oh,
you will never get this one.
621
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:59,631
♪ eerie vocalizing ♪
622
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,442
Mom?
623
00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:15,447
Oh.
624
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,416
Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um,
you know what? Let’s-let’s...
625
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,818
Let’s go take a walk
around the block.
626
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:21,319
You can take your scooter.
627
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,661
Why did you do this?
628
00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:34,666
Answer me.
629
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:36,668
♪ eerie music ♪
630
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:42,007
So she can’t see me.
631
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,075
Who?
632
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,646
The lady in the tree.
633
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,914
She watches me at night.
634
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,953
Look at me
and tell me what you mean.
635
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,821
I just did.
636
00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:58,623
Sammy.
637
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:02,627
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
638
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,449
Yeah?
639
00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:26,017
Hi.
640
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:27,986
Um, I’m sorry. Who is this?
641
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,554
Wow.
642
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:31,323
I guess I didn’t make much
of an impression.
643
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,493
Oh. Okay.
644
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,495
I guess you’ve been thinking
about what you did,
645
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,531
and you just can’t live
with yourself?
646
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,733
Do you not do "Hello"?
647
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,668
Hello, Guy Who Stopped Short.
648
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,537
Oh, hey, there, Rear-Ender.
649
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,339
Okay, I heard it.
650
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,075
I’ll get to the point.
651
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:52,944
You never called the shop
about your fender.
652
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:55,380
How do you know that?
653
00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:57,382
’Cause I’m the guy
who works there.
654
00:36:57,415 --> 00:37:00,719
I thought the surprise
might be... adorable?
655
00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:03,288
Oh, if you must know, I-I...
656
00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:06,391
I just can’t afford something
like that right now.
657
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,226
You can’t afford free?
658
00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:09,961
Wait. Are you serious?
659
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:11,596
Yeah.
If you have dinner with me.
660
00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:16,067
What, no clever comeback?
661
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,108
No, thank you. No, thanks.
662
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:24,542
Look, Adam--
663
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,111
My actual name?
That’s a good start.
664
00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:27,779
I-I just can’t.
665
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,081
I’m sorry.
666
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,351
No, um, I’m the sorry one.
667
00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:34,853
I just thought...
668
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,454
What?
669
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:37,889
Well, you seemed like someone
670
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,391
who doesn’t play by the rules,
671
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,792
Shauna.
672
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,660
What’s that supposed to mean?
673
00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:45,096
I’m an idiot.
674
00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:46,731
Um, just forget it.
675
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,434
Enjoy the rest
of your... minivan.
676
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:14,092
♪ eerie, dramatic music ♪
677
00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:21,166
♪ dramatic vocalizing ♪
678
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:45,190
♪ slow, solemn music ♪
679
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,536
Here.
680
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,366
♪ How do you do
that cool dance? ♪
681
00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,905
♪ Baby, don’t split
those hot pants ♪
682
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,841
♪ I got these moves
that we can do to and sing ♪
683
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:39,310
♪ I don’t look
too good in pink ♪
684
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,180
♪ I used to slash myself up ♪
685
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,551
♪ I like to play it tough... ♪
686
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:47,919
Hello?
687
00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:49,687
Travis?
688
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,689
♪ Bottles breaking rough ♪
689
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,691
♪ You got
to handle that stuff... ♪
690
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,693
I’m sorry. I think
you have the wrong number.
691
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,464
♪ Yeah ♪
692
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,700
♪ Tear it up, rip it up,
kick it up ♪
693
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:06,704
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
694
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:10,108
♪ Tear it up, rip it up,
kick it up ♪
695
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,943
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
696
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,545
♪ Make your way to Berlin ♪
697
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:16,147
I just wanted to be like, "Dude,
698
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,149
of course
it’s cheap construction.
699
00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:20,952
You bought a $300 sofa
700
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:24,155
made by blind kids
in Bangladesh.
701
00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:26,090
What-what are you
expecting, man?
702
00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,927
I mean, Altamura leather?
703
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,495
Mortise and tenon joints?"
704
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,163
I’m sorry
if I’m interrupting you two
705
00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:33,665
completely not giving a shit.
706
00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:35,667
Jeff.
707
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,203
- So you are listening?
- Of course we’re listening. Yes.
708
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:40,805
Callie, can you...?
709
00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,176
Anything new in school?
710
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:47,244
Nope.
711
00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:53,852
This chili is really
good tonight.
712
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,854
It’s really good.
713
00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,388
New recipe?
714
00:40:57,421 --> 00:40:58,823
♪ solemn, eerie music ♪
715
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:00,825
Actually, it is.
716
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:05,563
Callie forgot to take the meat
out of the freezer,
717
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:08,366
so I killed a rabbit
in the garden.
718
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,768
Skinned it chin to anus--
719
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,270
Jesus Christ, Mom.
720
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,272
Okay, you’re in a mood.
721
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:17,008
You are so freaking weird.
722
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:19,343
♪ "Glory Box" by Portishead ♪
723
00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:26,017
♪ I’m so tired ♪
724
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:29,687
♪ Of playing ♪
725
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,824
♪ Playing with this bow
and arrow ♪
726
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,693
♪ Gonna give my heart away ♪
727
00:41:35,726 --> 00:41:38,563
♪ Leave it to the other girls ♪
728
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,532
♪ To play ♪
729
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,236
♪ For I’ve been a temptress ♪
730
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:47,939
♪ Too long ♪
731
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:52,911
♪ Just give me a reason ♪
732
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:56,580
♪ To love you ♪
733
00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:01,085
♪ Give me a reason ♪
734
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:05,123
♪ To be ♪
735
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:08,359
♪ A woman ♪
736
00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,597
♪ I just want to be a woman ♪
737
00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:24,576
♪ From this time, unchained ♪
738
00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:28,246
♪ We’re all looking
at a different picture ♪
739
00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:32,350
♪ Through this new frame
of mine ♪
740
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,019
♪ A thousand flowers... ♪
741
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,522
I’m sure the plane has
an emergency transmitter
742
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,557
sending out a distress signal.
743
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,559
They’ll be here to rescue us
by morning.
744
00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:46,130
♪ And give us some room, yeah ♪
745
00:42:46,163 --> 00:42:48,566
♪ Give me a reason... ♪
746
00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:50,902
Still...
747
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:54,739
maybe we should
conserve some food?
748
00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:57,308
In case they don’t get here
till later in the day?
749
00:42:57,341 --> 00:43:00,612
♪ To be... ♪
750
00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:03,581
You want to save the CornNuts?
751
00:43:07,785 --> 00:43:11,889
♪ I just want
to be a woman... ♪
752
00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:21,098
Mari, you okay?
753
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:29,773
Looks like you did Allie a
big favor by breaking her leg.
754
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,180
♪ Sow ♪
755
00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:40,818
♪ A little ten, tenderness ♪
756
00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:46,491
♪ No matter if you cry... ♪
757
00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:50,962
I’m in the market for a new bed.
758
00:43:50,995 --> 00:43:52,964
What?
759
00:43:52,997 --> 00:43:56,033
Something... king-sized?
760
00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:00,738
Oh, yeah?
761
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:08,346
Damn it, Shauna.
762
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:10,181
What about Callie?
763
00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:11,649
She’s at Kyle’s.
764
00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:16,020
So, um,
765
00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:18,156
you should know,
766
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:21,793
my new bed needs
to be really sturdy,
767
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,996
so, we should probably...
768
00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:26,764
test a few options.
769
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,232
Mm.
770
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:39,176
Mmm.
771
00:45:03,768 --> 00:45:05,836
You okay, Laura Lee?
772
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,875
This is all my fault.
773
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:16,447
I did something really bad.
774
00:45:20,918 --> 00:45:23,887
I kept screwing up
in my piano lesson last week.
775
00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:28,760
Mrs. Brophy kept yelling at me.
776
00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:32,029
"Sharp. F sharp. F sharp."
777
00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:37,068
I just...
I couldn’t take it anymore.
778
00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:39,403
So I called her a bad word.
779
00:45:41,338 --> 00:45:44,308
Just in my head, but...
780
00:45:44,341 --> 00:45:46,644
God heard me.
781
00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:52,817
Now we’re all being punished.
782
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:55,753
What did you call her?
783
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:02,126
Cunt.
784
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:29,654
I steal shitty clothes
from T.J. Maxx.
785
00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:31,722
- What?
- I return them,
786
00:46:31,755 --> 00:46:34,559
and I get credit
that I never use, and I have
787
00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:37,395
thousands of dollars
in T.J. bucks.
788
00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:40,631
- What? Really?
789
00:46:46,570 --> 00:46:49,373
I, uh...
790
00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:53,144
I used to sneak downstairs
after everybody had gone to bed
791
00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:56,180
and watch the Color of Night
792
00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:59,550
so I could pause it
on Bruce Willis’s wang.
793
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,288
That is definitely
why we crashed.
794
00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:05,656
I mean,
795
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,559
Jeff’s not bad, but damn.
796
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,895
- Right?
797
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,902
That’s so funny.
798
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:26,444
Hmm. Mm.
799
00:47:27,978 --> 00:47:29,347
Misty.
800
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:31,048
Your leg is gone.
801
00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:32,883
I chopped it off.
802
00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:36,354
What?
803
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:37,521
I saved your life.
804
00:47:37,554 --> 00:47:39,523
- No. No.
- But
805
00:47:39,556 --> 00:47:40,825
you’re not out of the woods yet.
806
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,026
No. No, that’s not...
807
00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:44,362
It’s imposs...
808
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:47,398
- What about you, Shipman?
809
00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:51,568
Any secrets big enough
to crash a goddamn plane?
810
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:01,612
Um...
811
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:09,053
♪ women vocalizing eerily ♪
812
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,692
What the fuck, Misty?
813
00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:20,731
I had to stop the bleeding
for good.
814
00:48:28,806 --> 00:48:31,509
Well, thank you for shopping
with us, Tabitha.
815
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,611
- Mmm.
816
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:36,047
You’re welcome.
817
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,383
Mmm. I’m gonna take
a quick shower.
818
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:41,718
- Okay. Great.
819
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:49,226
You were just kidding
about the rabbit thing, right?
820
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,028
- Huh?
- Yeah.
821
00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:53,430
- It’s chicken.
- Obviously.
822
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,234
Oh.
823
00:49:07,911 --> 00:49:10,881
♪ solemn, suspenseful music ♪
824
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,450
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
825
00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:49,519
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
826
00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:55,325
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
827
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:01,832
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
828
00:50:02,866 --> 00:50:06,237
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
829
00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:11,174
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
830
00:50:13,243 --> 00:50:18,015
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
831
00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:31,895
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
832
00:50:32,896 --> 00:50:35,198
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
833
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:40,638
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
834
00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:42,907
I didn’t know
Misty was capable of that.
835
00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:45,743
No, no. I don’t know how
Misty knows half of that shit,
836
00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:48,546
but honestly, thank God.
837
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,815
Sorry. I just...
838
00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:54,818
We would be so completely fucked
if she wasn’t here.
839
00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:03,761
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
840
00:51:14,438 --> 00:51:17,108
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
841
00:51:17,141 --> 00:51:21,245
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
842
00:51:21,278 --> 00:51:25,916
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
843
00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:31,922
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
844
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:35,625
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
845
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:41,131
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
846
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,248
Everything okay?
847
00:52:34,551 --> 00:52:38,189
I was getting coffee,
and I... and I saw you.
848
00:52:38,222 --> 00:52:39,790
Engine trouble?
849
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,492
♪ eerie, suspenseful music ♪
850
00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:43,961
Looks like it.
851
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:46,664
You going someplace?
852
00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:50,234
Well, I’m off today
and tomorrow, too.
853
00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:52,269
Just saying.
854
00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:55,739
Where you going?
855
00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:02,580
I was actually thinking of
taking a little trip up north.
856
00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:04,681
To see Travis?
857
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,452
Oh... But your car.
858
00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:13,190
Well...
859
00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:17,161
I had some errands to run, but,
um, but you know, I could...
860
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:20,164
I could take you up there
if you wanted.
861
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,032
It could be like a road trip.
862
00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:29,973
Fine. But I’m driving.
863
00:53:48,292 --> 00:53:50,427
Do you prefer podcasts
or showtunes?
864
00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:56,066
- Why’d you buy two?
865
00:53:56,099 --> 00:53:57,735
Oh, I always get two of things.
866
00:53:57,768 --> 00:53:59,503
That way,
I’ll have some to share.
867
00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:03,907
Like candy bars and sandwiches,
New York style pretzels.
868
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,576
Uh, calzones
from the stromboli place,
869
00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:07,278
those raspberry lemonades
from Michael’s.
870
00:54:07,311 --> 00:54:08,846
Everybody loves those.
871
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:11,515
Good pumpernickel
from the bagelry.
872
00:54:13,283 --> 00:54:17,688
♪ Don’t ever let anyone
step all over you ♪
873
00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:21,525
♪ Just open your heart
and your mind ♪
874
00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:23,527
♪ Mmm ♪
875
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,397
♪ Is it really fair to feel ♪
876
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,300
♪ This way inside? ♪
877
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:31,268
-♪ Whoa ♪
878
00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:33,304
♪ Someday somebody’s
gonna make you want ♪
879
00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:35,072
♪ To turn around
and say goodbye ♪
880
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,241
♪ Until then, baby,
are you gonna let ’em ♪
881
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,809
♪ Hold you down
and make you cry? ♪
882
00:54:38,842 --> 00:54:40,444
♪ Don’t you know ♪
883
00:54:40,477 --> 00:54:42,313
♪ Don’t you know
things can change? ♪
884
00:54:42,346 --> 00:54:44,615
-♪ Things will go your way ♪
885
00:54:44,648 --> 00:54:46,984
♪ If you hold on ♪
886
00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:49,687
♪ For one more day ♪
887
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,456
♪ Can you hold on for one... ♪
888
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,946
♪ pulsing, buzzing music plays ♪
889
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,652
♪ vocalizing joins music ♪