Previously on Yellowjackets...
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe're going to motherfucking nationals!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Berzonsky] All I know is that what happened
\h\h\h\h\h\hwas a tragedy. Those girls were special.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHustle up. It's gonna be a long flight.
\h\h\h\h-They were champions. -I fucking love you, Jackie.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jackie] If we're each other's first,
-then we'll be linked forever. \h\h\h\h\h\h-Jeff's a virgin?
Shauna Shipman.
You're the only one who's always
been there for me.
\h\h\h[Shauna] Jeff, pull over.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI thought we weren't doing this again.
\h\h\h\h\h[Shauna] Tell me you love me.
\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jeff] I love you, Shauna.
\h\h\h\h[Shauna] The plane crashed.
A bunch of my friends died, \h\h\h\h\hand the rest of us
\h\hstarved and scavenged and prayed for 19 months
until they finally found us.
\h\h\h\h[Taissa] I'm Taissa Turner,
\h\hand as State Senator, I want to lead New Jersey
out of the wilderness.
We agreed.
Stay out of the public eye.
Have you talked to Nat?
\h\h\h\h\h\h[Taissa] She's in rehab, again.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Natalie] After they rescued us, I...
I lost my purpose.
\h\h\hI finally know how to get it back.
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
♪
[engine whirring louder]
♪
\h-[yelling] -[clattering]
[engine whirring]
[yelling]
[muffled scream]
The Lord is my shepherd, \hand even though I walk
\h\h\hthrough the valley of the shadow of death...
[screaming]
[sobbing]
[team whimpering, crying]
[screaming]
We'll reset after 30 seconds. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hConfirm.
-22 out. Speed brake! \h\h\h\h-Speed brake.
\h\h\h-Dump fuel. -[phone ringing]
Dumping fuel!
♪ Don't ever let anyone \h\hstep all over you ♪
♪ Just open your heart... ♪
Hello?
[girls giggling]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Becky] Misty! Oh, my gosh. Hi.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[sighs] What do you want, Becky?
\h\h\hSorry. I'm sure you're, like, so busy.
We just thought you should know that Robbie Delgado--
he's telling everybody
\h\h\h\hyou two did anal in the janitor's closet.
[girls laughing]
Well, for your information,
\h\hI've never even been in the janitor's closet.
So where'd you guys do it then?
[girls giggling]
I didn't...
\h\hI didn't do anal with Robbie Delgado.
[Becky laughs]
\hBut you've done it with somebody else.
Do you, like, love anal?
No. No, I-I've never--
You know what I think?
\h\hI think you wish someone would do anal to you, Misty.
[laughter]
[girl] Ah. Mm.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[sniffles] You can think what you want.
Opinion is the wilderness
between knowledge and ignorance.
That's Plato.
\h\h[Becky] Oh, my gosh.
You're such a fucking weirdo.
[laughter]
\h\h-[click] -[dial tone]
♪ Until then, baby... ♪
[breathing rapidly]
[breathing heavily]
[girls crying]
[groaning, yelling]
[girls wailing]
[electrical crackling]
[crying continues]
Come on.
\h\h-Come on. -Come on. Go.
[yelling]
[groaning]
\h\h[sobbing] Please, God.
Push it out! Push it out!
[yelling]
Shauna. Shauna, get the fuck up!
[indistinct shouting]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPush! Push! Come on, come on. Go, go, go!
-[indistinct shouting] -[electrical crackling]
\h\h\h\h\h\h[Van] Help! Help, help!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHelp. Help me, help me, help me.
-[Shauna] It's Van. \h\h\h\h-I'm stuck!
-We have to help her. \h\h-I can't breathe!
\h-I'm coming, Van! -Help me! Help me!
-Help me! [grunting] \h\h\h\h-I'm coming.
\h\h\h\h\h-[grunts] -Come on. Oh, God.
It's stuck.
I can't get out! \hCan't get out.
[screaming]
-We got to go. \h\h-[coughing]
-Shauna, we have to go! \h\h\h\h\h-Shauna! No!
Shauna!
[distant screaming]
♪ eerie, solemn music ♪
♪
[distant screaming]
♪ eerie vocalizing ♪
We have to go back inside!
[explosion, glass shattering]
-Have you seen Van? \h\h\h\h\h\h-Sorry.
Has anybody seen...? \hHave you seen Van?
[Ben] Help!
Coach Scott.
[groans]
[coughing]
Coach Scott!
\h\h\h\h\h-[coughs] -[distant screams]
[Ben] Help!
I'm coming!
-[Ben groans] -Coming. Oh!
[groans]
Coming! Coach. Coach!
[groans]
Let me see.
[Ben groans]
-Hey, girls, is it, uh...? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[girl] Yeah?
Can you move it?
\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Here. Come on. Come on.
-Come on. \h-Okay.
Okay. Okay.
[all groaning]
[retches]
[panting]
Coach?
\h\h\h\h-Coach! -Coach? Coach?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShauna, please. There's nothing we could do.
Jesus.
Coach.
Surprise.
Van.
\h\h\h\h-Van! -[gasps] Ty.
♪ suspenseful music ♪
♪
[blood sloshes]
\h-[gasping] -[clamoring]
What the fuck?
[panting]
[grunts]
Help me move him!
♪ I'm losing my mind, \heverything's fine! ♪
♪
\h\h\h-[piano playing] -[indistinct chatter]
\h\h\h[Misty] Bubble baths.
Walks in the rain.
Muscular calves. \h\h\h[chuckles]
Escalators.
Knuckles. Steamed clams.
\h\h\hObviously. [chuckles softly]
But enough about me.
What turns you on, Stan?
Oh. Uh...
I don't know, just, uh...
the usual stuff.
Hair?
Oh. Well.
I can work with that. \h\h\h\h\h[chuckles]
-Another Rioja, hon? \h\h-No, that's, uh--
-That'd be great. \h\h\h-It's just,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI have to be up kind of early tomorrow, so...
\hAnd I thought you said that you just got fired.
Well, technically I said
there were some... \hintradepartmental
\hredundancies post-merger, so, you know, I wasn't really fired
so much as it's, uh...
What the hell?
I suppose one more drink \h\h\h\h\hwon't kill me.
And did we want to take \ha look at some menus?
Oh, I think just...
I honestly don't see \h\hhow we couldn't.
[chuckles softly]
Like this, got it?
As much as you can and fast.
\h\h\h\h\h\hWe're gonna need to change the bandages soon.
And then hourly after that.
If he even lives that long.
Don't say that.
\h\h\h\h\h\hJust... [chuckles] just, uh, keep ripping them up.
Okay?
Yeah. Good, good, good.
Ow. Watch it.
Hold still, then.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNo, no, no. It's-it's too loose, here.
[winces] Fuck.
You need to... stop the bleeding
\h\h\hI took the Red Cross babysitter training class.
Twice.
Okay.
Okay. [grunts]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right, bleeding's slowing down.
We need to disinfect it somehow.
Um, maybe something from the bar cart?
There wasn't one.
I mean, it was just soda. \hIt's cheaper that way.
Maybe somebody brought \h\h\h\h\h\hcontraband.
Okay. Wow.
Well, did you?
Obviously.
\h\h\h\h\h[sighs] But I stashed it
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin my bag, and God knows where that is now.
Guys, how about this?
\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jackie] Hey, that's m-- Uh...
A great idea, Van.
Witch hazel, isopropyl alcohol.
Actually, this could work. Okay.
\h\h\h\h-[screaming] -Lie back. Lie back.
Lie back.
Lie back. Lie back.
[grunting]
Oh, fuck!
Is it bad?
How bad is it?
Well, the good news is I--
You're gonna be fine, Coach.
\h\hYou got pretty banged up, but Misty's doing a really good job.
Right, Misty?
We have to tell him.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[whispers] And freak him out worse?
Are you really that psyched \h\hto tell him you chopped
his fucking leg off with an axe?
[line ringing]
-[Callie] Yeah? -Hey. It's me.
Yeah. I know. Do you not know \h\h\h\hhow cell phones work?
-Are you home? \h\h\h\h-Maybe.
\hOh, do you not know how being home works?
What do you want, Mom?
I just realized I forgot \h\hto defrost the chuck.
Literally, what are you \h\heven talking about?
For dinner tomorrow. \h\h\hCan you just...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake it out of the freezer, please?
Like a little refrigerator
on top of the big refrigerator. \h\h\h\h\h\hIt's meat, Callie.
It looks like frozen meat.
Ah, fuck!
Callie...
I have to go. Sorry.
Who taught you how to drive?
\h\h\h\h-Are you okay? -No, actually, I'm not.
\h\h\hBecause you, sir, are a fucking asshole.
[chuckles] \h\h\hWow.
\hYou know, usually it takes people at least a few minutes
\h\hof conversation to figure that out.
You're good.
What is, what is this?
Adorable?
\h\h\h\hAre you trying to be adorable with me?
Does that usually work for you?
You know what, this...
Because you can't just stop \h\h\h\h\hwithout warning.
It is... it's crazy!
\h\h\hLook, I'm honestly not sure what to do here.
Because, A, you rear-ended me,
\h\hso technically this is your fault.
\hAnd B, that's literally what taillights are for.
\h\h\h\h\h\hHow do you know your taillights aren't out?
Are they?
That's not the point. I...
\h\h[chuckles] You are so mad.
And yet so wrong.
Look, you clearly took \hthe worst of it here.
We probably don't need to get \h\h\hour insurance involved.
Oh, God. Really?
You got a pen?
\h\h\h\h\h-A pen? -Well, I figured
\h\h\hif I asked for your phone I might end up in the hospital.
Oh. Okay, um...
[man clears throat]
Here you go.
That's the number \hof a body shop.
I know a good guy there.
Just give him a call.
He'll take care of you, okay?
[Shauna] Oh, okay.
I'm Adam, by the way.
Shauna.
\h\h\h\h\h[Okada] So tell me, kids.
How's the sex?
Yeah, I...
we've just, um...
we've both been very busy...
\h\h\h-Yeah. -...recently.
And Jeff's had a lot of... \h\h\h\h\h\h\hlate nights,
\h\h\h\h\h-um, at work... -Yeah, we've been having
\h\h\h\h\h\ha lot of problems with the inventory database.
\h\h\h\h[sniffles] Back at the store.
Right. Well, I've said it before
and I'll say it again.
Marriage lives up here, \h\h\h\hdies down here.
That's quite the catchphrase.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Okada] I want to assign you two
some real homework this week.
with each other-- something you've never shared before.
\h-No... -Awesome.
[Okada] I know you've been together a very long time.
But that is all the more reason
to try something new.
Just trust me.
You may find...
\h\h\h\hyou can still surprise each other.
[insects trilling]
\h\h\h\h\h[Misty] Well, this is me.
Thanks for the ride home. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI, uh...
\h\h\h\hI can't believe my car wouldn't start.
Just one of those things, \h\h\hI guess, so weird.
Well, this-this-this was, uh...
Do you want to come inside? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUm...
You could meet Caligula.
Um...
[inhales sharply]
Oh. I see.
It's because you think I'm ugly.
What?
God, Misty, you're so stupid.
I...
I think you're...
-y-you're very-- \h\h\h-[chuckles]
If you thought I was pretty, \h\h\h\h\hyou'd come inside.
\h\h\h\hSo, is it just, uh, the one bird, or...
\h\h\h\h\h\h[chuckles] Stan, you're so funny.
\h\h\h\h\hNow, Caligula is a little protective of me,
but it's all for show.
He's a total sweetheart, really.
\hBut do shield your eyes if he comes at your face.
What?
Hello, Misty.
You crazy fucking bitch.
Okay, yeah. I'm out of here.
Hey, Nat.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
You haven't changed.
I take it you know why I'm here.
The postcard.
Yeah.
The fucking postcard.
So what does it mean?
You tell me.
Oh. You think...
[chuckles softly]
Hold that thought.
See? I got one, too.
It came in the mail \habout a week ago.
It's from an online app, \h\h\h\h\hso the postmark
on the envelope is useless.
How do I know you didn't \h\hsend it to yourself?
Well, I could ask you the same thing, so...
I guess we'll just have to believe each other.
\h\h\h\hSo who's next on your suspect list?
\h\hI have a lot of theories, but do you want to go first?
\h\hOh! Do you want something to drink?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI've got tea, I've got coconut La Croix,
I have sherry in the cupboard.
[exhales]
\h\hI'm gonna need something a little stronger than that.
[rock music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, you got me a drink.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI can't believe I've never been here before.
It's so, um... so edgy.
\h\h\h\h\h\h-[chuckles] -So what have you got?
in the citizen detective \h\h\h\h\h\hcommunity...
\h\h\h\h-The what? -Citizen detective.
We're like, um, we're like \h\hprivate investigators,
except for no one hired us \h\hor asked for our help.
We work together online \hto solve cold cases.
Disappearances, murders. \h\h\h\h\hIt's super fun.
So I've been asking myself,
\h\h\h\h\h"What does the person who sent these postcards want?"
\h\h\h\h\hTo scare us, to mess with our heads.
Make us think about...
what happened out there.
It's obviously a threat.
[clears throat]
Who's Jessica Roberts?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe claims she has a book deal, but...
\h\hWell, how could she know about...?
You know.
Maybe somebody talked.
[rock song continues playing]
♪ low, gentle music ♪
You found Travis?
Oh... yeah.
\h\h\h\h\hTalk about someone who didn't want to be found.
\h\h\h\h\h[bartender] Here you go, ladies.
From the gentleman in the back.
Says it's your drink of choice.
Hey.
Hi.
Wow.
It really is you.
Hi!
-Hey. I'm, um-- -[Misty] Kevyn.
It's Misty. Misty Quigley. From third period Spanish.
Man.
Natalie.
[chuckles]
It's nice to see you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Kevyn] Yeah. Yeah, you, too.
\hSorry, is this a, is this a bad time?
You in the middle of something?
\h\h\h-Mm-hmm. -[Kevyn] Right.
Got it.
[inhales sharply] \h\h\hWell, uh...
\hI don't know how long you're in town for, but just in case,
I'll leave this.
\h\hIf you maybe want to maybe get a drink
another 20 years from now,
you'll know how to reach me.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Dang. If somebody had told me
\h\h\hthat's how goth freak Kevyn Tan would grow up...
Didn't you two used \h\hto be friends?
Best friends.
Travis?
Yeah.
I don't know.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Misty] It's gonna hurt for a second.
Ready? One, two, three.
\h\hArm through. You got it. You got it. Come on, come on,
\h-come on, you got it. -Man, Misty is awesome.
Dad?
Fuck. Javi!
\h\h\h\h\h\h-Dad? -Go find Travis.
Now. Javi, stop!
Shit.
[indistinct chatter]
Travis, hey.
Your brother's trying to get back on the plane.
I think he's looking \h\h\h\hfor your dad.
He was trying to help one of you \h\hidiots put on an oxygen mask,
and, uh...
he fell out.
\h\h\h\h\h[Natalie] Yeah, well, that...
fucking sucks, but...
your brother's still here, so...
...maybe you should go help him.
\h\hWell, maybe you should mind your own fucking business, hmm?
[water running]
I come bearing gifts. \h\h\hYou're welcome.
Yes! Rumba's!
So this is your move?
\h\h\hYou think you can miss the parent-teacher conference
and just buy us off \h\hwith picadillo?
Oh, I know I can buy off Sammy.
\hWith you it's more like cross my fingers, hope for the best.
\h\hWell, we already ate at, you know, dinnertime.
Pastelitos! For dessert.
I am sorry.
Goddamn strategy meetings.
So, how was it?
Did I miss anything big?
Uh, hey, kiddo.
\h\h\hWhy don't you and Manny take one of those pastelitos
and go watch some TV?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUh-oh. That can't be a good sign.
His teacher's concerned.
\h\h\hShe says he's having a hard time making friends.
-That's it? \h\h-Yeah.
\h\h\h\hDo we know for sure the other kids don't suck?
\h\h\h\h-Ty. -I'm kidding.
-Obviously. \h-I know.
\h\h\h\hBut, I mean, I was kind of a loner when I was his age.
\h\h\h\hThere's nothing wrong with a little self-reliance.
I should have been there.
\hBut you really think there's something to worry about here?
-[man on TV] I call it... \h\h\h\h\h-I don't know.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMaybe putting him in public school was a mistake.
\h\hNo, no. Education is the cornerstone of your platform,
and you are right.
If everybody who can just bails \h\h\h\hon the public system...
What you're doing is important, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTy. It matters.
What we're doing.
It's just been an adjustment, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat's all.
I'm used to you being there.
I'm always here.
♪ women vocalizing eerily ♪
♪
[Jeff sniffles]
[Shauna clears throat softly]
I hate these buttons.
Oh, motherfucker.
Need a little help over there?
What, am I not surprising you \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith how...
sexy this is?
You know, I was thinking...
[clears throat]
...you know, about what the, uh,
the therapist said \h\hearlier today,
with the whole... fantasy thing?
Yeah?
Yeah. I was... you know, \h\h\hI was just thinking
maybe it-it could be \hkind of hot if, uh,
you pretended
to be a customer at the store.
All right, your fantasy is
for me to pretend to buy furniture?
[groans]
\h\h\h-It's dumb. -No. No, no, no.
\h\h\h\h\h-Hey. -I don't know.
It's not. It's not dumb.
It's, um....
It's great.
-Let's try it. \h\h\h\h-Yeah?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-All right. \h\h-Okay.
All right.
\h\h\hI... You know, I think I should leave my clothes on,
'cause I don't think I would \h\hgo shopping without them.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Oh, I'll, uh, meet you halfway.
-Then we can... Yeah. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.
Oh. Oh, okay.
[Shauna clears throat]
Uh...
[Shauna clears throat]
Pardon me. [chuckles softly]
-Okay. No. No, that's... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Just,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'm gonna do something different. Okay.
[Shauna clears throat]
[with British accent] \h\h\hExcuse me, sir.
\h\h\h\h\h\h[sighs] I just can't do it.
Nah, you're doing great. \h\hMaybe I should start.
\h\h\h-Yes. -All right.
You... Mm-hmm.
[clears throat]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI, uh, I couldn't help but notice
\h\hthat you were eyeing this credenza over here.
I'm the owner.
Hank.
I'm... Tabitha.
Well, it's a real pleasure \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto meet you.
Is there anything special
\hthat I can help you with today, Tabitha?
[British accent] \hActually, yes.
I'm... here to make a return.
\h\hWhy would you be returning something?
\h\h\h\h\h[in normal voice] Well... Well, I don't know.
-Not as, like a... \h\h\h\h\h-[sighs]
I don't know. Just a...
[Shauna exhales loudly]
[British accent] \hMy-my armoire.
\hIt's too big. I should have taken measurements.
Are you making fun of me?
[in normal voice] No. I'm not m...
I'm trying to...
I... [sighs]
I just feel a little stupid.
-Right. -Jeff.
[chuckles softly]
Nothing.
\h\h\h\h\h\hJust, I-I got into a fender bender this afternoon,
and it was not a big deal.
We exchanged information,
\h\h\h\h\h-so it's just his-- -So, wait, wait, wait. You...
You got in an accident today?
\h\h\hAnd you're just mentioning that now?
How bad was it, Shauna?
\h\h\hLike I just said, it was not a big deal.
[Jeff sighs]
-I'm fine, by the way. -I can see you're fine.
[inhales and exhales deeply]
\h\h\h[British accent] How about that armoire?
It's... not working.
No shit.
[door opens]
\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God. Where are you going?
I'm just gonna jerk off, watch \hsome SportsCenter before bed.
[birds singing]
Maybe just give her some time.
\h\h\h[Jackie] For the record,
I was trying to save you.
I thought that...
[indistinct chatter]
Yeah.
[indistinct chatter]
[panting] Oh, wait.
\h\h\hOh, where's the other one? They're supposed to be together.
[panting]
Ah!
Oh. Oh.
Is this it?
[panting]
[girl groans]
Let's go.
♪ jarring, eerie music ♪
♪
Dad! Dad!
-Javi, Javi, Javi, come here. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Dad?
-Please. -[crying]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-It's Dad. -Javi, Javi, Javi. Yeah.
Holy macaroni, is-is that...?
He's got to be dead, right?
\h[whispering] What the fuck?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jackie] Don't look. Don't look.
Okay, who has the best arm?
\h\h\h\h-What? -I do, Jackie.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-What? -Thinking we could...
try and throw things at him \h\h\hand see if he moves.
You want to throw rocks at Coach who fell out of a fucking plane?
\h\h\h\hI didn't say rocks. Someone's shoe or whatever.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, yeah, that's a fuck-ton smarter.
You're on fire today, Jackie.
Oh, wait. That was supposed \h\h\h\h\h\hto be me, huh?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-What? -[Shauna] Okay, guys, stop it.
We need a plan here.
We could lower him with ropes?
Vines, then? I don't know.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFuck's sake, Laura Lee, we're not gonna
\h\h\h\h\h-You got a better idea? -[Natalie] Than shoes and vines?
\hSure. Let's just cut the fucking tree down.
Dad? Dad!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-No, don't! -Travis, Travis, Travis!
Travis!
Hey, what the fuck, Javi? Here.
-Come here. Come here. \h-Come on. Come down.
\h\h-Let him go! -Come back down!
This is all I could find, okay? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSo just
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgrab a corner and if somebody falls on it.
-Travis, grab the-- \h\h\h\h\h-Travis.
-Travis. \h-Stop.
-[Jackie] Just come down. \h-[overlapping chatter]
Okay.
Okay. Tie those down.
\h\h\h\h[indistinct, overlapping chatter]
Dad?
[panting]
Dad?
[loud, wheezy panting]
♪ eerie, dramatic music ♪
♪
[grunts]
[loud wooden creak]
[Travis panting loudly]
\h\h\h\h-[grunts] -[wood cracking]
-Travis, get back! \h\h\h\h-Get back!
[whimpering]
[gasping, whimpering]
♪ women vocalizing eerily ♪
♪
[Travis coughs]
♪
\h-[sighs] -[knocking]
[door opens]
So, the prince would like you \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto read to him.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hApparently, you're better at the voices.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[chuckles] Tell me he's opened his shades.
No, still refusing to.
It's like Dracula's crypt \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin there.
\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughs] Just as... [laughing]
All right, I'm going. I'm going. Let's go.
Scooch. [sighs]
I'm sick of reading.
Since when?
No.
\h\h-Why not? -No friends.
[distant barking]
I'm your friend, Sammy.
\h\h\h\h\h\h[clicks tongue] Hey, hold that up. Mm-hmm.
Ah.
\h\h\hOkay, let's see if you can get this.
\h\h-Ah? -A bunny?
\h[chuckles] That's right.
Um, how about...
this?
A snail?
Oh. [sniffles] You are good.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUm, oh, oh, you will never get this one.
♪ eerie vocalizing ♪
♪
[breathing heavily]
Mom?
[chuckles] \h\h\h\hOh.
\h\hUm, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um, you know what? Let's-let's...
Let's go take a walk \h\haround the block.
You can take your scooter.
Why did you do this?
Answer me.
♪ eerie music ♪
♪
So she can't see me.
Who?
The lady in the tree.
She watches me at night.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLook at me and tell me what you mean.
I just did.
Sammy.
\h\h\h\h\h[singsongy] Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
[phone ringing]
Yeah?
[Adam] \h\hHi.
Um, I'm sorry. Who is this?
[chuckles] \h\h\hWow.
I guess I didn't make much \h\h\h\h\hof an impression.
[drilling over phone]
Oh. Okay.
I guess you've been thinking \h\h\h\h\habout what you did,
and you just can't live \h\h\h\hwith yourself?
Do you not do "Hello"?
Hello, Guy Who Stopped Short.
Oh, hey, there, Rear-Ender.
Okay, I heard it.
I'll get to the point.
You never called the shop \h\h\habout your fender.
How do you know that?
'Cause I'm the guy \hwho works there.
I thought the surprise \hmight be... adorable?
Oh, if you must know, I-I...
Wait. Are you serious?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah. If you have dinner with me.
What, no clever comeback?
No, thank you. No, thanks.
Look, Adam--
\h\h\hMy actual name? That's a good start.
I-I just can't.
I'm sorry.
No, um, I'm the sorry one.
I just thought...
What?
Well, you seemed like someone
who doesn't play by the rules,
Shauna.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm an idiot.
Um, just forget it.
\h\h\hEnjoy the rest of your... minivan.
[click]
♪ eerie, dramatic music ♪
♪
♪ dramatic vocalizing ♪
♪
♪ slow, solemn music ♪
♪
Here.
["Kick It" by Peaches playing]
[coughs]
♪
\h♪ How do you do that cool dance? ♪
[sighs]
♪ Baby, don't split \hthose hot pants ♪
\h\h\h\h♪ I got these moves that we can do to and sing ♪
\h\h♪ I don't look too good in pink ♪
[dialing]
♪ I used to slash myself up ♪
[line ringing]
♪ I like to play it tough... ♪
[man] Hello?
Travis?
♪ Bottles breaking rough ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ You got to handle that stuff... ♪
\h\h\h\hI'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number.
[click]
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Tear it up, rip it up, \h\h\h\h\h\hkick it up ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Make your way to Berlin ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jeff] I just wanted to be like, "Dude,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof course it's cheap construction.
You bought a $300 sofa
made by blind kids \h\hin Bangladesh.
What-what are you \hexpecting, man?
I mean, Altamura leather?
Mortise and tenon joints?"
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'm sorry if I'm interrupting you two
completely not giving a shit.
Jeff.
\h\h\h\h\h-So you are listening? -Of course we're listening. Yes.
Callie, can you...?
Anything new in school?
Nope.
This chili is really \h\h\h\hgood tonight.
It's really good.
New recipe?
♪ solemn, eerie music ♪
Actually, it is.
Callie forgot to take the meat \h\h\h\h\h\hout of the freezer,
Skinned it chin to anus--
\h\h\h\h\h[Callie] Jesus Christ, Mom.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Jeff] Okay, you're in a mood.
[Callie laughs]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Callie] You are so freaking weird.
♪ "Glory Box" by Portishead ♪
♪ I'm so tired ♪
♪ Of playing ♪
♪ Playing with this bow \h\h\h\h\h\hand arrow ♪
♪ Gonna give my heart away ♪
♪ Leave it to the other girls ♪
♪ To play ♪
♪ For I've been a temptress ♪
♪ Too long ♪
♪ Just give me a reason ♪
♪ To love you ♪
♪ Give me a reason ♪
♪ To be ♪
♪ I just want to be a woman ♪
♪ From this time, unchained ♪
\h\h♪ We're all looking at a different picture ♪
♪ Through this new frame \h\h\h\h\h\h\hof mine ♪
♪ A thousand flowers... ♪
\hI'm sure the plane has an emergency transmitter
sending out a distress signal.
They'll be here to rescue us \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hby morning.
♪ And give us some room, yeah ♪
♪ Give me a reason... ♪
Still...
\h\hmaybe we should conserve some food?
In case they don't get here \h\htill later in the day?
♪ To be... ♪
You want to save the CornNuts?
\h\h♪ I just want to be a woman... ♪
Mari, you okay?
\h\hLooks like you did Allie a big favor by breaking her leg.
♪ Sow ♪
♪ A little ten, tenderness ♪
♪ No matter if you cry... ♪
[whirring]
I'm in the market for a new bed.
What?
Something... king-sized?
Oh, yeah?
Damn it, Shauna. [chuckles]
What about Callie?
She's at Kyle's.
So, um,
you should know,
\h\hmy new bed needs to be really sturdy,
so, we should probably...
test a few options.
Mm.
[Jeff] \hMmm.
Mmm.
[bird calling]
[insects chirping]
This is all my fault.
I did something really bad.
\h\h\h\h\hI kept screwing up in my piano lesson last week.
Mrs. Brophy kept yelling at me.
"Sharp. F sharp. F sharp."
[Laura Lee sniffles]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI just... I couldn't take it anymore.
So I called her a bad word.
[Laura Lee sniffles]
Just in my head, but...
God heard me.
[bird hooting]
Now we're all being punished.
What did you call her?
[whispers] \h\h\hCunt.
[muffled laugh]
[laughter]
[cackling]
[chuckles softly]
I steal shitty clothes \h\h\h\hfrom T.J. Maxx.
\h\h\h\h-What? -I return them,
\h\h\h\h\h\hand I get credit that I never use, and I have
thousands of dollars \h\h\hin T.J. bucks.
\h\h-[laughter] -What? Really?
[laughter continues]
I, uh...
\h\hI used to sneak downstairs after everybody had gone to bed
and watch the Color of Night
\h\hso I could pause it on Bruce Willis's wang.
[laughter]
That is definitely \h\hwhy we crashed.
Jeff's not bad, but damn.
\h\h-Right? -[laughter]
[distant laughter]
\h\h\h\h\h\h[Van] That's so funny.
Hmm. Mm.
[panting softly]
Misty.
Your leg is gone.
I chopped it off.
What?
I saved your life.
-No. No. \h\h-But
you're not out of the woods yet.
No. No, that's not...
It's imposs... \h\h\h[panting]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughter] -What about you, Shipman?
\hAny secrets big enough to crash a goddamn plane?
Um...
[Ben screaming]
♪
What the fuck, Misty?
I had to stop the bleeding \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor good.
[sighs]
♪
Well, thank you for shopping \h\h\h\h\h\hwith us, Tabitha.
-[chuckles] \h\h\h-Mmm.
You're welcome. [chuckles]
Mmm. I'm gonna take \h\ha quick shower.
\h\h\h-Okay. Great. -[chuckles softly]
\h\h\h\h\hYou were just kidding about the rabbit thing, right?
\h\h\h\h\h\h-Huh? -Yeah. [chuckles]
-It's chicken. [chuckles] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Obviously.
Oh. [whoops]
[phone buzzing]
♪ solemn, suspenseful music ♪
♪
[insects chirping]
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
\h[Laura Lee] I didn't know Misty was capable of that.
[Van] No, no. I don't know how Misty knows half of that shit,
but honestly, thank God.
Sorry. I just...
We would be so completely fucked \h\h\h\h\h\h\hif she wasn't here.
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
[soft grunt]
[engine grinds]
[vehicle approaching]
[car engine grinds, clacks]
[sighs]
[car horn toots]
Everything okay?
\hI was getting coffee, and I... and I saw you.
\h\h\h\h[sighs] Engine trouble?
♪ eerie, suspenseful music ♪
Looks like it.
You going someplace?
Well, I'm off today and tomorrow, too.
\h[chuckles] Just saying.
Where you going?
\h\hI was actually thinking of taking a little trip up north.
To see Travis?
[Misty sighs]
Well... [exhales]
I had some errands to run, but, \hum, but you know, I could...
I could take you up there \h\h\h\h\hif you wanted.
It could be like a road trip.
[chuckles softly]
Fine. But I'm driving.
Do you prefer podcasts \h\h\h\h\hor showtunes?
[engine revs]
-[upbeat music plays on radio] \h\h\h\h\h\h-Why'd you buy two?
Oh, I always get two of things.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat way, I'll have some to share.
Like candy bars and sandwiches, \h\h\hNew York style pretzels.
those raspberry lemonades \h\h\h\h\hfrom Michael's.
Everybody loves those.
Good pumpernickel from the bagelry.
\h-[engine revving] -[tires squealing]
♪ Don't ever let anyone \h\hstep all over you ♪
♪ Just open your heart \h\h\hand your mind ♪
♪ Mmm ♪
♪ Is it really fair to feel ♪
♪ This way inside? ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h-♪ Whoa ♪ -[grunting, panting]
\h♪ Someday somebody's gonna make you want ♪
\h♪ To turn around and say goodbye ♪
\h\h♪ Until then, baby, are you gonna let 'em ♪
\h\h♪ Hold you down and make you cry? ♪
♪ Don't you know ♪
\h\h♪ Don't you know things can change? ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[groans] -♪ Things will go your way ♪
♪ If you hold on ♪
♪ For one more day ♪
♪ Can you hold on for one... ♪
[groans, gasps]
[gasping]
[thudding]
[panting]
♪ pulsing, buzzing music plays ♪
♪
♪ vocalizing joins music ♪
♪